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Reesa from Manhattan,
you're on the air.

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I date a lot of guys.
I mean, a lot.

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I've had more blind dates than
a seeing eye dog. You know why?

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- I'm on tenterhooks, shoot.
- I'm looking for the real thing.

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you're talking about,
but I wanna feel love.

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The kind where you're so delirious
you can barely breathe or eat.

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I'm waiting for Prince Charming who
will pick me up, sweep me off my feet...

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- Slam me into a wall, and bang my...
- Let me stop you right there, Reesa.

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First, I don't think love
is supposed to deny you of your food.

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or oxygen supply.
Love is supposed to nourish you.

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Well, I'm just saying
I want the fairy tale.

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I want the excitement, the romance,
you know?

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Yeah, I do. This Prince Charming
of yours doesn't exist.

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He's good for a few nights in the sack...

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but his charm will run thin,
which is what charm does.

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Well, I hear ya, Dr Lloyd, but what
I'm saying is that I want to be deeply.

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- And passionately in love.
- You want to be passionately in love.

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I see. You know who's a bigger flake
than your buddy, Prince Charming?

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His brother, Prince Passion.
Reesa, if you are truly serious.

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about wanting to find real
and lasting love in this town...

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I'm gonna have to dish out
tough love to you now.

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- Uh-oh.
- This serial dating of yours.

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is a waste of time. You can't
find something when you don't know

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what you're looking for.
You're playing the field, right?

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Hoping that somebody will want you,
when it's you who needs to figure out.

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What it is you want.
Anybody can fall in love...

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but what you deserve is a man with
the emotional maturity to stay in love.

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Don't settle for a boyfriend
when you can demand a manfriend.

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I'm not really the demanding type.

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Don't go there, Reesa.

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Hear what she's doing, listeners?

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That is the sound of a woman
who settles for second-best.

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Why do we do that? I mean,
deep down we know we deserve better...

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so why do we keep lowering
our standards?

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I devote a chapter
to this in my new book, Real Love...

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which come to stores on Wednesday.

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I've finally learned that unless
you demand real love for yourself...

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you're going to get
seriously hurt out there.

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But how am I supposed to know
if love is real or not?

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Spell it out for yourselves.
Is he responsible?

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Is he your equal?

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Is he an adult?
- Are you freakin' blind?

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- And most of all, L: Is he loving?
- That's a ridiculous call!

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- Know anybody like that?
- Not really.

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Hold out for it, Reesa.
You'll be so glad you did.

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Oh, Dr Lloyd, you are such a lifesaver.
Thank you so much.

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You're welcome.
All right, next caller.

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- Patrick! Come on!
- Where'd she go?

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Hopefully, she went to buy you a muzzle.
Keep your mouth quiet next time.

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- Move it, move it.
- If there is a next time.

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Showtunes.

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Showtunes.

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- More showtunes.
- I like showtunes!

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- Obviously. It's sad.
- Oh, there's the love doctor.

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- I hate that lady.
- My lady loves this.

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- Mine, too.
- Your... Your who?

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I mean my mother.

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- What is that?
- You're a beast.

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Next caller.
Sofia of Astoria, you're on the air.

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- Hi. Hi, am I on?
- Yeah. Yeah, here we are. Let's go.

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I'm supposed to be getting married this
weekend, and I'm having second thoughts.

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- Second, third, fourth?
- What do you mean?

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Thinking about calling
this off a while?

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Well, I took your online compatibility
test, and I scored a 12.

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OK. That test helps predict
long-term compatibility, caller.

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- You're right to consider this...
- Sofia?

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very, very carefully.

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Forty-three per cent
of marriages end in divorce.

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All right? You don't want that.
How long have you known this guy?

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About five months, but he's
a really good guy and all, and...

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But... But... Five months?

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Sofia, are you scared of being alone?

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- I guess so, maybe, yeah.
- 'Cause you know what's scarier.

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than being alone?
You know what's worse?

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Being alone with the wrong guy
for the rest of your life. You got it?

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Doesn't sound like
an average case of jitters.

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Wait, are you saying
I should call off the wedding?

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I'm running out of time, caller,
but you know, deep inside...

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what you need to do.
Thank you for calling.

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Good luck.

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Knock-knock.

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- Mm, who's there?
- This is your publisher speaking.

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- Mm, we don't want any.
- Read 'em and weep.

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- Oh, really?
- There's only one way to find out.

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No, no. I'm too nervous.
You read it.

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"The doctor is in.

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The first book from local talk radio
sensation Dr Emma Lloyd, Real Love...

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establishes Lloyd as the latest
khoja of modern romance."

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- Latest what? What did they call me?
- Khoja, apparently.

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I don't know what that means.
I don't know how to spell it.

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- K-H...
- What kind of word is khoja?

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O...
- It's just showing off, really.

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- OK.
- For a popular magazine.

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to review a self-help book
and pull out a word like "khoja"...

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"from the Turkish 'hoca':
A, a title of respect for teacher.

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- B, a wise man."
- Or woman.

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Oh! Or "C, a sub-sect.

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of ancient Ismaili assassins." Hm.

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- Lets go with A, for teacher.
- I don't know.

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The assassin thing,
I wouldn't throw that out.

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- I love New York Magazine.
- Geniuses.

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- Should I write a thank-you note?
- Send a fruit basket.

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Mm. I love fruit.

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Yeah, well, that's
why I'm marrying you, my khoja.

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We're not done.
We're not done with comments...

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- Ah.
- OK.

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OK. Let's see.

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"Dr Lloyd's analysis of love's
dos and don'ts is both insightful.

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- And trenchant."
- Trenchant! What does that mean?

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Is that some kind of fancy word
for "full of shit?" Trenchant?

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- Direct and incisive.
- Gimme a break, smart-ass...

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What? I saw it on Jeopardy.

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Why didn't they just say,
"Read the book, ruin your life?"

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Read the sports page to us, huh?

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"Physical gifts can offer
such insightful observations.

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into the human heart
is a thing of wonder."

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- Whoa. Trouble, one o'clock.
- "She is chicken soup for the heart."

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Oh, my ass!

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- Hey! Hey, Sofia! Sof!
- Uh-oh. Here we go.

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I'm reading about that lady that helped
you plunge a knife through my heart.

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- Very trenchant stuff.
- I can't talk right now...

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- Because I gotta be someplace.
- We'll give you a ride.

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Hey, fellas! Stop the truck!

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Sof, come on.
You haven't returned any of my calls.

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- Well, I've been busy.
- Sofia, give the guy a break.

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Talk to him, Sof.

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Oh, don't do that, Sof!
Come out here! Sofia!

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Please come out here
so that we can talk.

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No, no, no, not you, sir.
You can put your hands down.

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- Firemen. We don't arrest people.
- We'll hose you down.

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Sof! I'm not gonna go anywhere
until you come out here.

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I don't understand. You know,
one minute we're gettin' married...

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talkin' about names for our kids,
and the next, because some fruitcake...

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- She's a doctor.
- Of what, Sof?

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Of what? Talk to me, here.

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Patrick, it's over.

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I'm sorry.

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OK? It's over.

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I gotta go.

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All right, show's over, folks! Let's
keep it movin'! What are ya lookin' at?

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I met someone I like, but all
my friends tell me he's wrong for me.

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- What do your friends say?
- We have nothing in common.

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It's just the sex.

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I'm just running away from many more
appropriate men who pursue me.

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- Because...
- Afraid of the real thing?

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So they say.

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- There's Patrick!
- Oh, Patrick!

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- Patrick...
- Quiet! Leave the man alone.

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Can you not see
that his heart is broken?

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How can he eat when the woman
that he loved abandoned him forever...

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virtually without explanation
and may be, at this very moment...

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cuckolding him with some other man.

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- Good night, everybody.
- Cuckolding? What's that mean?

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- Hey.
- I'll be right with you.

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I'm giving Ann Coulter's
frequent flyer miles to Michael Moore.

156
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Ajay, come on, man.
This hacking's getting out of hand.

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- You can get into serious trouble.
- Too late. Bon voyage, Mr. Moore.

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See the clipping
on love doctor's wedding?

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Who in their right mind
is gonna marry her?

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- Whoever we want.
- What do you mean?

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Check this out.

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- Who's that?
- That's her.

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- The love doctor?
- I got it off her birth certificate.

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- Oh, I don't know about this, Ajay.
- What are you talking about?

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All you ever do is walk around muttering
about giving her a piece of your mind.

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or letting her have it
or fixing her wagon.

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OK, for one, I've never said,
"Fix her wagon."

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If you've moved on, that's different...

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and I'm happy you
finally put this behind you.

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Wait, whoa.

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Maybe me tellin' her how I feel
and holdin' her accountable would be...

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you know, important for my growth
or whatever. What do you think?

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What am I, your yogi? I thought
you just wanted a little payback.

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- Let's do it.
- Nice.

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Oh, no.

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Now you're married.

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I'm married.

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- I'm what?
- Already married.

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- According to who?
- "According to whom."

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- The state of New York.
- That's impossible.

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- I have never been married.
- You must have the wrong Emma Lloyd.

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Emmaline Willing Lloyd?

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Your real name is Emmaline?

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A lot of things
you don't know about her.

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- How do we fix this?
- Annulment forms. Fill them out.

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Have them notarized. Bring them back.

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- I can't believe I didn't know.
- Your husband needs to sign them.

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- FiancГ©.
- Husband.

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- I don't have a husband.
- Then who is Patrick Thomas Sullivan.

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- Of Astoria, New York?
- Who is he?

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- I don't know.
- He's your husband.

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His address is right there.

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- Astoria?
- Queens.

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I know a lawyer
who can sort this out quietly.

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- I'm sure that won't be necessary.
- It will. I've got a book to launch.

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Yours, I might add.

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- You don't think I was married.
- No. It's not that.

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It's just the timing
of this could not be worse.

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- I know.
- I'm recalling 70,000 copies.

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of a moving memoir
by a new author that we've trumpeted.

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as the next Maya Angelou who turns out
to have plagiarized... Guess who?

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Maya Angelou.
- I forgot about that one.

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I didn't. The headline
"Love Doctor: A polygamist"

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- Just flashed before my eyes.
- Hold these.

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On top of everything,
Bollenbecker take-over.

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They haven't announced which publishers
they'll keep and dump.

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So one self-help author
who can't seem to help herself.

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from being married,
Abdington Books could be history.

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I understand completely. Trust me.
I'll take care of it.

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Everything will be fine...
Oh, no, darling. Naughty choc-y.

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- You don't need this.
- You're right. Moment of weakness.

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- Go get 'em.
- Taxi! Bye, sweetie.

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Hello?

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00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:16,500
Hello?

215
00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,370
Hello? Excuse me?

216
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You're not Patrick Sullivan, are you?

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- You are? No.
- May I help you?

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- I hope so. Is this 230133rd Street?
- Yes. It is.

219
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I'm looking for someone who lives here
by the unlikely name, Patrick Sullivan.

220
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Patrick.

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Keep going, tall lady! Keep going!

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Excuse me?

223
00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:06,550
Excuse me, sir? Officer?

224
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Hello!

225
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Hey. Hey, I'm sorry...

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No, no, no! That's fine. Um, can you
tell me how I can find Patrick Sullivan?

227
00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:29,910
- We couldn't get that lady out.
- She weighed 500 pounds!

228
00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:32,990
- She knocked you with her skillet.
- Frying pan.

229
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,990
- Patrick?
- Yeah. Ah!

230
00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:37,540
You won't believe this.
That home-wrecking lady.

231
00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:39,330
from the radio walked in here.

232
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,380
- I believe you.
- Can I help you?

233
00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:44,120
- What's she doin'?
- Looking for Patrick Sullivan.

234
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:47,220
- I was told he might be here.
- Right over there.

235
00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:49,460
- She looked over.
- What are you havin'?

236
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,810
- Um, whatever he's having.
- I'll bring it right over.

237
00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:55,100
It's walkin' right this way.

238
00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:57,760
- It's takin' its coat off.
- How do you do?

239
00:15:57,940 --> 00:16:01,560
It just looked at me again.
It's comin' over here.

240
00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:04,770
It's comin' right for me.
What does it want?

241
00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:09,990
Patrick Sullivan?
You're not an easy man to find.

242
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:13,940
- I'm Emma Lloyd.
- It thinks I'm you. Help me out.

243
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,160
Hey, I, uh... I dropped my chalk.
I'm Patrick Sullivan.

244
00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:21,330
- This is my opponent, Larry Berlson.
- Oh! Mr. Sullivan. Mr. Berlson.

245
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,880
How do you do?
I'm here for the oddest reason.

246
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,710
- We all are.
- Here you are.

247
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,760
- Mine?
- Mind if I interrupt?

248
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:29,920
- Knock yourself out.
- I didn't mean...

249
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,290
- Don't play?
- Yes.

250
00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:33,800
Then you're stripes.
Down the hatch.

251
00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:38,270
- No, no, Mr. Sullivan. I'm here to...
- You don't drink? You don't play pool?

252
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:43,020
Perhaps I can get you an herbal tea?

253
00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:46,520
Nine in the corner.

254
00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:51,480
We need another round.

255
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:54,500
Mr. Sullivan. Something
very unfortunate has happened...

256
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:57,700
- And it could make a mess of my life.
- I'm sorry to hear that.

257
00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,330
- It's certainly not your fault.
- It's your shot.

258
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,670
Um, all right.
Well, how can I explain?

259
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:07,540
You see, um, uh,
I'm about to be married.

260
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,680
That is too bad!

261
00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:13,220
Congratulations on the other thing.
We got a bride in our midst.

262
00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:18,050
Thank you. That won't be necessary.

263
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:21,850
It's necessary. I feel a toast
coming on. Wait a second.

264
00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:24,180
- I know you.
- Excuse me?

265
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,070
Yeah, yeah.
Real Love With Dr Emma Lloyd.

266
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:31,240
- You're that lady I hear on the radio.
- Yes, of course. You found me out.

267
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:34,940
- Have you ever been on television?
- Um, no, but I have a book coming out.

268
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,330
- I love television.
- My girlfriend never misses your show.

269
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,080
Oh, well, has it been
helpful in your relationship?

270
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:45,380
Oh, you have no idea.
It's completely changed our lives!

271
00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:49,250
- Oh, really? That is so nice to hear.
- Yeah. Tony! Here you go.

272
00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:52,220
- To the bride and ever-changing life!
- To the bride!

273
00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:55,140
To the bride!

274
00:17:56,350 --> 00:18:00,350
Mr. Sullivan, as I was saying,
you see, I'm about to be married.

275
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:04,020
Be careful. Forty-three per cent
of marriages end in divorce.

276
00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:07,200
That's right. It's all
about picking the right partner.

277
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,450
- So true. It's so true.
- In order to do that, my fiancГ©...

278
00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:12,940
Richard, and I,
need a license from New York...

279
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:17,330
- Richard from dispatch? Asshole.
- So on an otherwise lovely morning...

280
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,790
- we go to city hall...
- To Emma and Richie!

281
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,080
Richard!

282
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,960
- And I don't want any more.
- Hey, you're right.

283
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:29,090
Don't want Richie to see
you hammered before your wedding.

284
00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:31,380
Tony! Give me
that herbal tea over here.

285
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:34,470
Herbal tea, coming up!

286
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:39,430
Very funny, Mr. Sullivan. Very funny.

287
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,100
- I'll have you know I don't get drunk.
- You don't?

288
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,440
No. My father taught me a good trick
to hold one's liquor.

289
00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:48,320
You simply recite
the presidents' names in order.

290
00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:51,160
- Out loud?
- Forwards or backwards?

291
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,860
Watch and learn, gentlemen.
To Washington, Adams, Jefferson...

292
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,910
Madison and Monroe.

293
00:18:58,210 --> 00:19:00,120
- Carter!
- Carter!

294
00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:03,540
- Reagan!
- Reagan!

295
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,540
- Bush!
- Bush!

296
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:08,500
Do you think maybe we
should pour you into a cab?

297
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,220
- Maybe your fiancГ©'s worried.
- Oh! That's right!

298
00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:13,880
That is exactly what
I came to talk to you about.

299
00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:16,050
- OK.
- Yes, Mr. Sullivan...

300
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:18,600
- it seems we're married.
- Come again?

301
00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:22,720
We... Are married!

302
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,520
- I thought you were marrying Richie.
- Exactly!

303
00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:27,150
- I'm over here.
- Right!

304
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:31,780
Uh, yes, it seems that we,
I mean we...

305
00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:35,280
are victims of a glitch in some
computer, somewhere, somehow...

306
00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:38,120
I don't know, has married us.

307
00:19:38,290 --> 00:19:41,820
- A glitch?
- Mm-hm. I'll say. A big one.

308
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:47,760
- Oh, boy.
- So, um, if, um, you'd just be...

309
00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:51,010
so kind as
to sign these papers I'd...

310
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,920
Ow!

311
00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:01,640
Washington, Madison, Adamson...

312
00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:04,770
- Are you a fireman?
- Indeed, I am.

313
00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:07,520
I always liked you guys.

314
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:12,900
Lights are out now.

315
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,660
Sorry about that.

316
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,590
Oh! Ouch!

317
00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:18,910
Hello? Oh, no!

318
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,830
Oh, no! Oh, no!

319
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,410
Oh, my God!

320
00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:33,210
Oh, my God!

321
00:22:33,390 --> 00:22:34,960
Oh!

322
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,930
Oh, my God.

323
00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,360
Oh!

324
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:08,330
Excuse me.

325
00:23:15,850 --> 00:23:20,260
- Good morning, Dr Lloyd.
- Good morning. Wait!

326
00:23:20,430 --> 00:23:22,560
- Someone had a rough night.
- Oh, yeah.

327
00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,900
Excuse me.

328
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,440
- Oh, my.
- I need the emergency outfit.

329
00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:37,240
- What?
- The emergency outfit!

330
00:23:37,410 --> 00:23:39,120
Outfit I keep for emergencies.

331
00:23:39,290 --> 00:23:42,120
Richard called six and a half times.
Last time he hung up.

332
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:45,160
He was looking desperate.
Worried about Bollenbeckers?

333
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:47,290
- Can you get him for me?
- On the phone?

334
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,290
- Why do you do that?
- It's fun.

335
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:52,090
- The outfit?
- Not here.

336
00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:53,460
- I had a date.
- Oh!

337
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,880
You know we're not remotely
the same size?

338
00:23:56,050 --> 00:23:59,390
- Richard. Aspirin. Coffee.
- Oh, and your father's...

339
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:03,390
- Now!
- Please hold. Richard, line one!

340
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:10,650
Richard, sweetheart.
I am so sorry I didn't call.

341
00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:14,690
I was in Queens so I thought I'd stay at
my father's and go over wedding stuff.

342
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,620
- Why didn't you call?
- He brought you in this morning.

343
00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:20,320
- With your mom's dress.
- He brought me back in.

344
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,290
- With my mom's wedding dress.
- And your father's here.

345
00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:25,530
- She knows it.
- What about Sullivan?

346
00:24:25,710 --> 00:24:27,090
- It's beautiful.
- Emma?

347
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:30,290
- Yes! I found Sullivan.
- Coffee, Wilder?

348
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:31,840
- I'd love some.
- Aspirin?

349
00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:33,920
- I've got the papers.
- Welcome.

350
00:24:34,090 --> 00:24:35,670
Not on me.

351
00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,590
- Coffee filters?
- I don't work here.

352
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,470
I know they have to be notarized.
Can you get that?

353
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,190
- Sure.
- Don't worry.

354
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:47,180
You have enough on your plate without
having to worry about this. Don't...

355
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,030
Emma, your husband would
like a few words with you.

356
00:24:50,190 --> 00:24:52,070
- Who?
- Patrick Sullivan?

357
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,860
have them on you?
- Sweetheart, can you, um?

358
00:24:55,030 --> 00:24:57,900
Can you hold please? Not a word.

359
00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:01,240
Hello? You there? Hello?

360
00:25:01,410 --> 00:25:03,570
- Ah! Mr. Sullivan?
- Hey.

361
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:07,330
Let me get to the point. I left some
very important documents in your...

362
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:10,290
- Richard! Phone!
- Uh, can you just hold on.

363
00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:12,960
- One second? Don't go away.
- Yeah.

364
00:25:14,550 --> 00:25:17,970
Richard, sweetheart,
I am so sorry to keep you holding.

365
00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:20,850
- What's going on?
- I'll explain at the cake tasting.

366
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:25,100
- I can't. I'll meet you tonight.
- But you promised. All right.

367
00:25:25,270 --> 00:25:29,270
Husband! Cell!

368
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,270
Oh! Mr. Sullivan? Mr. Sullivan!

369
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:35,520
- Wilder, here.
- Mr. Sullivan? Hello?

370
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:38,700
- Your father on two.
- Gotta run, darling! See you later.

371
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:42,120
- Gonna wait for your coffee?
- Nobody's got that kind of time.

372
00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:45,130
I don't know what
you're smirking about, Wilder.

373
00:25:45,290 --> 00:25:47,530
I'm just glad
to see you're having some fun.

374
00:25:47,710 --> 00:25:50,670
Does it look like I'm having fun?
Wait.

375
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:54,670
You drove all the way in
just to bring Mom's dress?

376
00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:58,130
Actually, I was hoping
to lure you over to Bemelmans.

377
00:25:58,310 --> 00:26:02,520
- For a banana split like the old days.
- Bemelmans has been closed for years.

378
00:26:02,690 --> 00:26:05,720
Ah, well, my timing's
always been a little off.

379
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:08,650
Don't keep your husbands waiting.

380
00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:11,600
- It's not what you think.
- I know.

381
00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:14,950
Mr. Sullivan?
Thank you so much for calling back.

382
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,990
- Excuse me?
- What do you want?

383
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,830
- Car's downstairs. You're late.
- Mr. Sullivan.

384
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,120
- Yes.
- Yes, about last night.

385
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:23,910
- Yeah.
- What exactly happened?

386
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,000
I tell you this, you do one hell
of a Riverdance. It was quite a night.

387
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:31,010
- That doesn't sound like me.
- That wasn't the good part.

388
00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:32,720
- What do you mean?
- I'm here.

389
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,670
You're where?
Hey, I'm losing you. Hello?

390
00:26:36,850 --> 00:26:39,600
Can you hear me now?
Look, forget last night.

391
00:26:39,770 --> 00:26:42,850
What I want is a rather large stack
of papers I need you to sign.

392
00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:46,100
- I got 'em right here.
- You do! Thanks. You made my day.

393
00:26:46,270 --> 00:26:48,730
- Coffee?
- Thank you.

394
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:51,820
- I know a notary not far from here.
- Right now?

395
00:26:51,990 --> 00:26:54,310
This appointment
took me three months to get.

396
00:26:54,490 --> 00:26:56,400
- Sounds important.
- Cake tasting.

397
00:26:56,570 --> 00:26:59,330
- Like I said, important stuff.
- It's the wedding cake...

398
00:26:59,490 --> 00:27:02,410
and she's Marilyn Hirschfield,
a respected cake maker.

399
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:05,040
- These appointments are hard...
- I love cake!

400
00:27:05,210 --> 00:27:07,330
- What are you doing? Hey!
- Scoot over.

401
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:11,920
- This cake is fantastic!
- Shh! Please, please. Be quiet.

402
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:15,920
- Can I get another slice of this one?
- You've already tried the butter cream.

403
00:27:16,090 --> 00:27:19,340
It's my fiancГ©e. She's on the fence
about the butter cream.

404
00:27:19,510 --> 00:27:21,140
- I am not.
- Have any milk?

405
00:27:21,310 --> 00:27:23,350
- Sure.
- After this, we go to the notary?

406
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:27,020
- Yeah, absolutely. How much is this?
- It's free, sir.

407
00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:30,560
Bullshit! It's free!

408
00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:33,900
- Here you are, sir.
- Here's my milk.

409
00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:37,900
- Would you like a sip?
- No, thank you. I'm not six.

410
00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:40,400
Holy crap! Cake down.

411
00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:43,530
I need a spoon. Don't worry about it.
I got this.

412
00:27:43,710 --> 00:27:47,410
Here we have our dark Belgian chocolate
with vanilla mousse torte.

413
00:27:47,590 --> 00:27:49,500
- Thank you.
- It's awesome.

414
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:57,260
Oh, my God! Do you know
if you mix these two together...

415
00:27:57,430 --> 00:27:59,800
it tastes like a Ring Ding!
You gotta try this.

416
00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:04,100
No, no, no. That's all right.
I'm not your baby. No, no, no, no, no!

417
00:28:04,270 --> 00:28:06,260
- Ah! Ah!
- No!

418
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:07,930
- Mmm?
- Ah?

419
00:28:08,110 --> 00:28:12,480
- Mm. It's yummy.
- It's super-duper.

420
00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:17,530
Mm-hm. Um, may I, um... May I just
have one more glass of milk, please?

421
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:20,620
Attagirl! Milk for my bride.
In fact, milks all around.

422
00:28:20,790 --> 00:28:22,530
Milks all around.

423
00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:25,620
- Hey, where you ladies from?
- Germany.

424
00:28:25,790 --> 00:28:27,780
Wow! You must really like cake.

425
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,880
Yeah, you gotta try this,
and mix these two together.

426
00:28:31,050 --> 00:28:34,710
Hey, hey, can we get, uh, some
Ring Ding things for the gals over here?

427
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,460
Darling, I am certain
everyone is being attended to.

428
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,640
Baby, I got this covered.
Don't you worry about it.

429
00:28:40,810 --> 00:28:43,840
- Quite a handful you got there.
- That he is.

430
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:48,100
Impulsive, unpredictable. You never
know what he's gonna do next.

431
00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:51,440
- Full of surprises.
- But that's the fun of it, isn't it?

432
00:28:51,610 --> 00:28:54,940
- Of course it is.
- It is, trust me.

433
00:28:55,110 --> 00:28:57,900
- Here you go, ladies.
- He reminds me of my husband.

434
00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:01,440
When we first met. Everybody
thought we were a total mismatch...

435
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:06,610
but we had so much fun.
And we still do 25 years later.

436
00:29:06,790 --> 00:29:09,540
Hey! What are you ladies
talkin' about over here?

437
00:29:09,710 --> 00:29:12,170
- Talking about the men in our lives.
- Ah, boys.

438
00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:15,630
- Never mind.
- How did you two meet?

439
00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:20,720
Oh, honey, you tell the story.
You tell it a lot better than I do.

440
00:29:20,890 --> 00:29:26,760
No, no, no, no, no. No, you tell it.
You're the good, uh, teller of it.

441
00:29:26,940 --> 00:29:29,230
- Please?
- All right, all right. Sure.

442
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,270
- You ladies heard of pro wrestling?
- Stop! Kidder!

443
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,400
Oh, he's such a kidder. Kidder.

444
00:29:35,570 --> 00:29:38,690
It was a, um, uh... A blind date.

445
00:29:38,870 --> 00:29:41,400
- Oh?
- Yeah, yeah, we were fixed up.

446
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:44,030
Yes! Fixed up.
But not with each other.

447
00:29:44,210 --> 00:29:47,490
It was two separate blind dates
in the same bar.

448
00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:49,580
- Both goin' terribly.
- Horribly!

449
00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:51,910
Think about those people who set us up.

450
00:29:52,090 --> 00:29:54,210
- Susie and Allen.
- Susie and Allen.

451
00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:58,460
- What the hell did they know?
- I don't know. I guess he noticed me.

452
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,890
Well, I mean, come on. Look at her.

453
00:30:02,060 --> 00:30:07,260
- A guy would have to be blind.
- Noticed me suffering on my bad date...

454
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:11,770
and then the band started playing this
song, and it was my favorite song.

455
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:17,320
And suddenly he was next to me and
he asked me to dance, and... I said yes.

456
00:30:19,870 --> 00:30:21,990
- What was the song?
- Song?

457
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,110
- Mm-hm?
- Oh, yeah, the song.

458
00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:27,830
- Oh.
- ♪ Over night scenes.

459
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,290
♪ Dinner and wine
Saturday girls.

460
00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:34,710
♪ I was never in love
Never had the time.

461
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,330
- Honey, Every Woman in the World.
- Every Woman in the World.

462
00:30:38,510 --> 00:30:40,750
♪ Laughing myself to sleep.

463
00:30:40,930 --> 00:30:45,140
♪ Waking up lonely
I needed someone to hold me.

464
00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:46,420
♪ Oh, oh, oh.

465
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:51,850
♪ Girl, you're every woman
in the world to me.

466
00:30:52,030 --> 00:30:54,780
♪ You're my fantasy.

467
00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:59,190
- ♪ You're my reality
- That's it! Uh, that's the song.

468
00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:08,700
That was totally
off the top of my head.

469
00:31:08,870 --> 00:31:12,740
Known each other for two hours
and we already got a song.

470
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:17,460
We don't have a song.
How long is this gonna take?

471
00:31:27,060 --> 00:31:29,630
Emma Lloyd, Deepak Manaam Chaturvedi.

472
00:31:29,810 --> 00:31:32,100
- Mr. Manaam Chater...
- Deep. Deep.

473
00:31:32,270 --> 00:31:34,070
- Mr. Deep.
- I recognize you.

474
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,610
The passed-out lady
Patrick carries around.

475
00:31:36,780 --> 00:31:38,570
Yes, that would be me.

476
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,570
- I brought you a little something.
- Oh, how very thoughtful.

477
00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:46,820
Do we have to do this right now?

478
00:31:49,380 --> 00:31:50,950
Delicious.

479
00:31:51,130 --> 00:31:53,540
- It's not unlike a Ring Ding.
- What'd I tell you?

480
00:31:53,710 --> 00:31:56,330
I'm sure you'd really love
a glass of milk with that...

481
00:31:56,510 --> 00:31:59,040
but I have to get home
and changed for my book party.

482
00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:02,010
- If you don't mind...
- Don't rush. I'm a notary public.

483
00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:04,640
- I took a test.
- OK, I'm sorry.

484
00:32:04,810 --> 00:32:07,300
Um, how long do you
think this will take?

485
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,390
Let's just review, hm?

486
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:14,110
Signatures... Check.

487
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:18,940
Dates... Check.

488
00:32:19,110 --> 00:32:21,690
My seal and you'll be
on your way in ten minutes.

489
00:32:21,870 --> 00:32:24,070
- Oh!
- An hour.

490
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,200
A year.

491
00:32:27,370 --> 00:32:29,250
As long as it takes.
Who can say?

492
00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:32,420
Anything you can do to hurry?
I don't mind paying extra.

493
00:32:32,590 --> 00:32:37,130
- Trying to bribe a public official?
- Oh, this is ridiculous. I'm late!

494
00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:40,140
I'm late, and I'll send
a messenger in the morning.

495
00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:42,550
That will be more than enough time.

496
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,890
- I could bring it by the office.
- Oh, no. I will send a messenger.

497
00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:49,010
Thank you, Mr. Sullivan,
for your co-operation.

498
00:32:49,190 --> 00:32:52,220
Well, thank you for thanking me,
Mrs. Sullivan.

499
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,110
- A year?
- Patrick, I'm out. Out.

500
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,060
You had your fun. This is too far.
You should be ashamed.

501
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,110
- A nice lady like that?
- I wanted to give her a taste.

502
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:05,450
of her own medicine, period.
And then I... I don't know.

503
00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:09,540
- She's starting to grow on me.
- No. Look, no growing, OK?

504
00:33:09,710 --> 00:33:13,620
No growing on anyone by anyone.
No knees weakened...

505
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:18,960
no shines taken to, none of it.
Not on my watch.

506
00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:23,630
Now, go. You and Ajay
have caused enough trouble.

507
00:33:24,810 --> 00:33:26,180
Out!

508
00:33:26,350 --> 00:33:28,430
Dr Lloyd! This way, please!

509
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,470
Dr Lloyd? This camera, please.

510
00:33:31,650 --> 00:33:35,020
- Smile, please.
- Beautiful, thank you.

511
00:33:35,190 --> 00:33:38,110
- Hi.
- Eye contact, please?

512
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,530
- Sign this.
- This way, please.

513
00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:45,110
- And where's Richard?
- Right over there.

514
00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:46,830
Thanks.

515
00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:49,830
- Hi! Oh!
- Not too shabby, huh?

516
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,790
- It's wonderful. I can't believe it.
- Sign these.

517
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,080
OK.

518
00:33:55,050 --> 00:33:57,750
- I have so much to tell you.
- Did you get the papers?

519
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:01,760
- Um, they're at the notary.
- Excellent. Karl Bollenbecker's here.

520
00:34:01,930 --> 00:34:03,260
- Make that out to him.
- Oh?

521
00:34:03,430 --> 00:34:06,470
He wasn't coming, then his
office said he was. Good or bad?

522
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,970
How could it be bad?
He hasn't even met you.

523
00:34:09,140 --> 00:34:11,270
- You look stunning.
- Thanks.

524
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,980
- What happened to your head?
- Oh! Bird accident.

525
00:34:14,150 --> 00:34:17,100
A pigeon flew into me.
I'll go take care of it.

526
00:34:19,030 --> 00:34:22,900
- Emma? You remember Dr Benton?
- Yes, hi. Nice to see you. Hi, Judy.

527
00:34:29,210 --> 00:34:33,590
No sooner do we leave you then, bang,
I see your picture big on the bus.

528
00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:35,710
Oh! From the cake tasting!

529
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,710
I felt so foolish, I went
and bought your book immediately.

530
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,260
- Oh, that's unnecessary.
- Later I was reading.

531
00:34:42,430 --> 00:34:46,640
your very sensible observation
and your clinical judgments...

532
00:34:46,810 --> 00:34:50,560
- Are they good things?
- I'm sure some people find them useful...

533
00:34:50,730 --> 00:34:54,640
but I was surprised that a helpless
romantic can give such practical advice.

534
00:34:54,820 --> 00:34:57,820
- Me? Helpless?
- Oh, yes, you.

535
00:34:57,990 --> 00:35:00,390
Hopelessly helpless,
but let me finish.

536
00:35:00,570 --> 00:35:05,070
So my husband, Karl, returns
to the home and on top of his paper...

537
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:10,200
there is an invitation to this
very party. Isn't it amazing?

538
00:35:10,370 --> 00:35:12,580
When you say Karl,
do you mean Karl...

539
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:14,460
Bollenbecker.

540
00:35:14,630 --> 00:35:18,410
- It's a small world, isn't it?
- Yes!

541
00:35:18,590 --> 00:35:22,540
Teeny. Like a marble.
Or a gumball.

542
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:25,420
I had to drag Karl
by the ear to come here.

543
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,890
- It is a girly book.
- Oh, no. It's not that.

544
00:35:28,060 --> 00:35:31,930
Karl can be very girly. Only that he
doesn't like to socialize with someone.

545
00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:37,020
- Whose company he intends to liquidate.
- Liquidate?

546
00:35:37,190 --> 00:35:40,730
- Who, Richard?
- Yes, but we can fix that.

547
00:35:40,910 --> 00:35:44,740
After this party, you and Richard
will join us for dinner.

548
00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:50,280
If Karl sees the man I saw,
Abdington Books will be safe, I'm sure.

549
00:35:50,460 --> 00:35:54,700
That is unbelievably kind of you...

550
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,210
but you see, Richard and I made plans
and so we're supposed to...

551
00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:00,620
Only one thing
you're supposed to do, Emma...

552
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:05,710
and it's to bring your fiancГ© to
dinner. Let's find Richard. Karl is waiting.

553
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,600
Oh! Oh, oh, my husband hates you,
but you saved our marriage. Do you mind?

554
00:36:14,770 --> 00:36:16,850
Not at all.
Um, who shall I make it out to?

555
00:36:17,030 --> 00:36:18,520
- To...
- Richard!

556
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:25,740
Um... Thank you.

557
00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:29,030
Oh, hey, hey.
I brought your papers.

558
00:36:29,210 --> 00:36:33,530
Richard! Sweetheart.
Please go with me on this, OK?

559
00:36:33,710 --> 00:36:36,000
- Remember Greta Bollenbecker?
- Cake lady!

560
00:36:36,170 --> 00:36:40,550
- It's a small world.
- So small. Constantly shrinking.

561
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:43,470
- It must be the global warming.
- I want to introduce you.

562
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,130
- To my husband.
- Her husband, Karl...

563
00:36:46,310 --> 00:36:49,140
is Karl Bollenbecker,
who just acquired Richard's...

564
00:36:49,310 --> 00:36:53,010
your publishing house and he's thinking
of dumping you, Richard, and it.

565
00:36:53,190 --> 00:36:56,390
- Wait, I own a publishing house?
- Yes, and you're my fiancГ©...

566
00:36:56,570 --> 00:36:59,900
so please just focus, concentrate.
Got it?

567
00:37:00,070 --> 00:37:02,610
This is him.

568
00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:05,870
- You must be the cake dunker.
- You got me.

569
00:37:06,030 --> 00:37:10,330
- That's my Richard!
- Casual Fridays?

570
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:12,740
I actually just came
from soccer practice.

571
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,920
- You play football?
- Well, I'm no Lucas Podolski.

572
00:37:16,090 --> 00:37:19,370
Podolski!
Well, nothing could beat Podolski!

573
00:37:19,550 --> 00:37:23,840
I own his team and he is a magnificent
pain in the ass, but a genius.

574
00:37:24,010 --> 00:37:26,380
You own the Bayern MГјnchen club?

575
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,920
Why don't you use Klose on defense?
He's been under-utilized.

576
00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:33,270
- That's what I told that stupid coach.
- Klinsmann? Gotta go.

577
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,940
- We agree.
- Excuse me. My name's... Ow! Jesus!

578
00:37:37,110 --> 00:37:38,730
- What?
- Hand noogies!

579
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:43,610
We give each other hand noogies.
This is my brother, Carl.

580
00:37:43,780 --> 00:37:46,900
Your name is Carl as well?
This is a small world!

581
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:51,620
Yes, teeny! Like a gimlet. Yes, my tiny,
teeny little brother, but not small.

582
00:37:51,790 --> 00:37:55,080
No. Big. Older, but not by much.

583
00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:59,000
- Carl, who I love so very, very much.
- How's it goin', bro?

584
00:37:59,170 --> 00:38:03,250
- Wine?
- I'm sorry, I'm suddenly very thirsty.

585
00:38:03,430 --> 00:38:06,800
- Carl? Carl?
- Carl.

586
00:38:06,970 --> 00:38:09,840
This is Karl Bollenbecker
and I'm Greta, his wife...

587
00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:14,930
- And we're so charmed by your sister.
- And her outspoken fiancГ©

588
00:38:15,110 --> 00:38:18,440
who seems to find fault with
every player in the Bundesliga.

589
00:38:18,610 --> 00:38:22,690
- But not Podolski.
- But never Podolski!

590
00:38:24,070 --> 00:38:26,650
So, you sound English,
but your sister...

591
00:38:26,830 --> 00:38:30,330
- Can I borrow Emma?
- Yes, but we both had... I'm sorry.

592
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:33,830
A hand noogie!

593
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,160
Who is that man out there
pretending to be me?

594
00:38:37,340 --> 00:38:39,490
- I can explain.
- He's wearing sweatpants.

595
00:38:39,670 --> 00:38:42,630
- Sullivan! Honey, you're stress-eating.
- I'm not. Go on.

596
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,220
I wasn't at my father's. I was with
Sullivan. Not "with him" with him...

597
00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:50,630
but in his apartment drunk. That sounds
worse. I assure you I was fully clothed.

598
00:38:50,810 --> 00:38:53,600
Beyond that, I'm not certain,
except he showed up today.

599
00:38:53,770 --> 00:38:55,890
With papers when I had
to go to the tasting...

600
00:38:56,060 --> 00:38:58,390
which you refused to go
because you're busy...

601
00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:01,270
- Get back to the Bollenbeckers!
- Right. Fine.

602
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,480
At the cake tasting,
there was this sweet lady.

603
00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:09,280
And she thought Sullivan was my fiancГ©
and I just couldn't disappoint her.

604
00:39:09,450 --> 00:39:13,240
But this lady wasn't sweet at all.
She was Mrs. Bollenbecker...

605
00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:15,820
- which I didn't know.
- You certainly know now!

606
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,210
I do. Had I known I wouldn't
have let the whole thing continue.

607
00:39:19,380 --> 00:39:22,670
But it did continue until everyone
was quite taken with him...

608
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,590
especially Mrs. Bollenbecker
when he sang.

609
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,170
- He's a singer?
- No, no, no. He's a fireman.

610
00:39:28,350 --> 00:39:33,690
- Darling, are you sure you want that?
- Yes. Yes, I am. What is he doing here?

611
00:39:33,850 --> 00:39:36,430
He came to bring me
the notarized papers.

612
00:39:36,610 --> 00:39:41,320
But then there was Mrs. Bollenbecker.
I'm Emma Lloyd, so he's my fiancГ©.

613
00:39:41,490 --> 00:39:46,110
- And I am tiny brother Carl.
- Oh, Richard, I'm terribly sorry.

614
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,570
But, uh, oh, look! Mini-cupcakes.

615
00:39:49,740 --> 00:39:52,580
Look, Emma. I only got
about half of what you're saying...

616
00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:55,750
but this seems to be something
that can be cleaned up easily.

617
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,700
So before you harpoon what is left of my
reputation, I am gonna go in there...

618
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,710
No, no, no, you can't!
They're going to exterminate you.

619
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,640
- What?
- Not you, Abdington Books.

620
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,390
Terminate! No, liquidate! That's it.
Yes, chop it up in little pieces...

621
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,420
sell it all off! Everything must go!
That's why Karl wasn't coming.

622
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,060
- But he did come!
- Because Mrs. B made him come.

623
00:40:16,230 --> 00:40:18,800
She made him come so he could meet you.

624
00:40:18,980 --> 00:40:23,310
Oh, look. I think he's
really starting to like you.

625
00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:26,160
Oh, all right, I...
Let me think now.

626
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,610
Man owns so many entities, I can buy
a year before our paths cross...

627
00:40:29,790 --> 00:40:32,660
so we just have to get through this.
A few more minutes?

628
00:40:32,830 --> 00:40:37,870
And a dinner. Tonight. It was Mrs. B's
idea, so Karl could get to know you.

629
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,370
- He's gone.
- Karl?

630
00:40:39,550 --> 00:40:41,750
- No, Sullivan. He's gone.
- But the dinner!

631
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:46,000
- Get him there!
- Oh, uh...

632
00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:52,520
- Is Sullivan even in here?
- I don't see how he'd fit.

633
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,840
Not now, Marcy.

634
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,310
- Find the lioness within.
- Now, you've read my book?

635
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:04,230
Mr. Sullivan, Emma Lloyd here.

636
00:41:04,410 --> 00:41:05,520
Here's the deal.

637
00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:11,120
My entire career, and my marriage to
Richard, probably, are at stake here.

638
00:41:12,830 --> 00:41:17,820
Frankly, I need you.
I really need you... Tonight.

639
00:41:35,230 --> 00:41:37,550
- Hello?
- Say "yes" if he's there...

640
00:41:37,730 --> 00:41:40,570
- "Oh, my God" if he's not.
- Oh, my God.

641
00:41:40,730 --> 00:41:43,190
- Oh, my God!
- Don't overdo it.

642
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,150
- You got hit by a cab?
- Good, nice touch.

643
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:50,980
What hospital are you in? I'll be
right there. He was hit by a cab!

644
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:55,410
- Who was hit by a cab?
- Is that Sullivan?

645
00:41:55,580 --> 00:42:00,410
Oh! So it was only your foot?
And you're fine, promise?

646
00:42:00,590 --> 00:42:02,630
Oh!

647
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:07,380
Carl, he got...
a cab ran over his foot Yeah.

648
00:42:07,550 --> 00:42:11,470
- Carl can't catch a break.
- Drink lots of cocoa. Bye-bye, darling!

649
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:16,880
Richard, I was beginning to think a man
who would leave his fiancГ©e un-attended.

650
00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:21,310
for so long might not be
as charming as I imagined.

651
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:26,690
But, no matter.
Please, join us for dessert.

652
00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:30,530
Karl, I know how important
this dinner is to my future.

653
00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:33,070
With the Bollenbecker Group...

654
00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:36,160
but I've got this family thing.

655
00:42:36,330 --> 00:42:39,370
And where I come from,
family comes first.

656
00:42:39,540 --> 00:42:43,240
So I'm just here
to invite you to a party.

657
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:49,970
- Could be a lot of fun.
- To family! Above all else!

658
00:42:50,140 --> 00:42:52,220
To family!

659
00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:20,080
You look beautiful.

660
00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:27,970
Nice crowd for your upanayanam, man.

661
00:43:30,390 --> 00:43:33,470
- What's with all the white people?
- Party crashers.

662
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:37,970
- Even that one?
- No, that one's with me.

663
00:43:38,150 --> 00:43:40,640
Welcome, Emma.

664
00:43:40,810 --> 00:43:42,270
Get up there.

665
00:44:35,330 --> 00:44:39,030
Oh, I love my husband
but he snores at night...

666
00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:41,330
and it only gets worse...

667
00:44:42,590 --> 00:44:45,160
My husband snores all the time.
I just, tight slap.

668
00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:48,710
- Tight slap.
- You look really cute.

669
00:44:48,890 --> 00:44:53,300
- Why do they snore?
- Check your mehndi for hidden messages.

670
00:44:54,730 --> 00:44:57,680
It's part of the tradition.
When marriages were arranged...

671
00:44:57,850 --> 00:45:02,770
the groom would search his bride's body
on their wedding night to find initials.

672
00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:05,020
Ah! That's naughty.

673
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,900
- Did I happen to say thank you?
- You did, and you're welcome.

674
00:46:38,660 --> 00:46:41,540
You're not the person
I thought you were, Patrick.

675
00:46:41,710 --> 00:46:44,000
Likewise, Dr Lloyd.

676
00:46:47,670 --> 00:46:50,630
I can't. I have to go.

677
00:46:59,310 --> 00:47:02,810
Wilder? It's me. Can you come get me?

678
00:47:26,590 --> 00:47:31,220
- Hey.
- Hey. Got any beer?

679
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,640
- You did good tonight.
- Thanks.

680
00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:52,360
You gotta tell her, man.
Girls are way into honesty.

681
00:47:53,950 --> 00:47:55,830
All right. Goodnight, you two.

682
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,750
Oh, um, honestly, Wilder.

683
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:05,250
What am I doing? Running around
Queens in the middle of the night...

684
00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:08,790
crashing Indian bar mitzvahs two
weeks before my wedding with a man.

685
00:48:08,970 --> 00:48:13,350
- Who's technically my husband.
- Beats me, Em.

686
00:48:13,510 --> 00:48:16,300
- Would you like another one?
- Mm, yeah.

687
00:48:16,470 --> 00:48:19,890
- I used extra eggs.
- Thank you, Daddy.

688
00:48:20,060 --> 00:48:23,350
- I wish Mom were here.
- Yeah, me too.

689
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,770
She'd know exactly what to tell you,
wouldn't she?

690
00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:29,270
You're doing all right, actually.

691
00:48:29,450 --> 00:48:32,320
- You still make a mean breakfast.
- I second that.

692
00:48:32,490 --> 00:48:35,360
He also makes amazing smoothies.
Is there time for one?

693
00:48:35,540 --> 00:48:40,110
- Um, no. Uh, Lauren, this is Emma.
- Emma!

694
00:48:40,290 --> 00:48:42,080
- Oh, my God.
- Hi.

695
00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:46,540
My mom loves you. I'd listen to your
show, too, but I don't have a radio.

696
00:48:46,710 --> 00:48:50,130
Which reminds me, is there a mall here,
or a Best Buy or something?

697
00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:54,080
Oh, there's a Toys "R" Us.
Maybe they'll have something for her.

698
00:48:54,260 --> 00:48:56,630
Nice to meet you.
Wilder, it's been real.

699
00:48:56,810 --> 00:49:00,010
Um, excuse us a minute.

700
00:49:00,190 --> 00:49:03,270
- Is there something wrong with you?
- No, no, nothing.

701
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,730
I'm just late and I have
to go meet Richard, so...

702
00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:10,570
- Don’t jump to conclusions.
- No.

703
00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:12,810
Thanks for breakfast, Father.

704
00:49:12,990 --> 00:49:15,280
Sorry I can't stick around
for the smoothie.

705
00:49:15,450 --> 00:49:18,020
You don't know everything
there is to know.

706
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:22,420
No, like some things never get old,
and, um... My car is here.

707
00:49:22,580 --> 00:49:26,800
Look, this time, you're
really wrong, Emma. You are.

708
00:49:29,590 --> 00:49:32,430
Goodbye, Wilder.

709
00:49:32,590 --> 00:49:34,880
Bye, sweetheart.

710
00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:37,260
Daddy loves you, nonetheless.

711
00:49:44,730 --> 00:49:49,360
The golf tee white is stylish,
but, um, I just, it's been done.

712
00:49:49,530 --> 00:49:53,360
And it's not as common as the
picket fence white, which is safe...

713
00:49:53,530 --> 00:49:55,780
but it's a bit boring.

714
00:49:55,950 --> 00:49:59,530
The Navajo white is bolder,
but it's sort of in-your-face white.

715
00:49:59,710 --> 00:50:03,370
I don't know, um...
They all look the same to me.

716
00:50:03,540 --> 00:50:06,990
- In what way?
- In that they're all white.

717
00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:11,330
Yes, but different,
I mean, wildly different.

718
00:50:11,510 --> 00:50:14,080
Are you not going
to ask me about last night?

719
00:50:14,260 --> 00:50:16,590
Well, I assumed it went pretty well.

720
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,550
Bollenbecker Group just renewed my
contract five years, thanks to you.

721
00:50:20,730 --> 00:50:24,510
Now, all we need to do is file those
papers and we'll put this behind us.

722
00:50:24,690 --> 00:50:26,930
Um, well...

723
00:50:30,530 --> 00:50:31,900
I don't have the papers.

724
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,400
- What's going on, Em?
- I don't know.

725
00:50:36,580 --> 00:50:40,240
He had them at the book signing.
Between the dinner and the upanayanam...

726
00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:44,830
Indian bar mitzvah, don't ask,
I misplaced them.

727
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,290
- I had them in my hands!
- Don't worry about it.

728
00:50:47,460 --> 00:50:50,630
- It's so unlike me.
- It's all right.

729
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,340
I'm gonna take care of everything
from now on.

730
00:50:56,010 --> 00:50:59,180
A white lie is still a lie.
It may be a subtler shade of truth...

731
00:50:59,350 --> 00:51:02,020
but anyone's who's looking
can see it on the wall.

732
00:51:02,190 --> 00:51:04,430
So I should tell him the truth.

733
00:51:04,610 --> 00:51:08,770
I'm saying that a cream-colored,
ivory-hued, matte-finished, half-truth.

734
00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:12,770
Will erode the foundation
of your relationship.

735
00:51:12,950 --> 00:51:17,280
- You're getting married soon, right?
- Yep. That's right.

736
00:51:17,450 --> 00:51:21,740
Your fiancГ© must be a lucky man
to know he has you to keep him honest.

737
00:51:21,910 --> 00:51:23,490
We're both very lucky.

738
00:51:23,670 --> 00:51:27,120
Brother Carl.
Didn't know you played.

739
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:30,880
Let's drop the bullshit, shall we?
It's Richard.

740
00:51:31,050 --> 00:51:35,000
- Richard Braxton, as you well know.
- Patrick Sullivan, as you well know.

741
00:51:35,180 --> 00:51:38,010
Hell, we're practically family.

742
00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:41,380
You behaved like a real gentleman
over a rather odd period.

743
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,890
Emma tells me you did me a good turn.

744
00:51:44,060 --> 00:51:47,100
- And I appreciate that.
- It was fun.

745
00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:50,230
I have to play the spoil-sport
and ask for those papers.

746
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:53,400
- So we can go separate ways.
- I'll bring them by the office.

747
00:51:53,570 --> 00:51:56,060
- No, that's not gonna happen.
- Why's that?

748
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:58,610
She and I have a life
which doesn't include you...

749
00:51:58,790 --> 00:52:02,280
and I want to keep it that way.
So I'm asking you man-to-man.

750
00:52:02,460 --> 00:52:07,080
- Not to see her, call her, text her.
- I'm not much of a texter.

751
00:52:09,170 --> 00:52:13,300
Somebody in your circle seems
to have a gift for technology.

752
00:52:13,470 --> 00:52:17,470
- What do you mean?
- The more I look into this glitch...

753
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,760
as Emma calls it,
the less accidental it seems.

754
00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:24,630
You might be technologically-challenged.
Anyone close to you.

755
00:52:24,810 --> 00:52:30,820
- Might be able to pull this off?
- Not off the top of my head, no.

756
00:52:34,030 --> 00:52:36,070
I intend to find out who did this.

757
00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:44,620
[♪ Nouvelle Vague: Ever Fallen in Love.

758
00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:09,070
Something wrong with him.

759
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:16,030
I know you've been there.
We've all been there.

760
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:20,910
Sounds like a crush. You're a grown
woman, let's call it an infatuation.

761
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,910
far bigger problems
than what you have now.

762
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:28,130
You're dreaming! Wake up, girl. Do you
share the vision of the future?

763
00:53:28,290 --> 00:53:30,750
Is he dependable?
You have to ask yourself.

764
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:34,290
Smart, successful, beautiful women
cannot live on kisses alone.

765
00:53:34,470 --> 00:53:39,380
You may think the chemistry
has commonality with friendship.

766
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:43,550
Take a look at the compatibility
quizzes in my book, chapter seven.

767
00:53:43,730 --> 00:53:46,180
- You'll find it illuminating.
- Thank you.

768
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:50,270
Thank you, caller.
Hi, you're on the air.

769
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:54,280
I'm reading your book, too.
You call this a self-help book.

770
00:53:54,450 --> 00:53:57,450
- Or does that term offend?
- Uh, not in the least.

771
00:53:57,620 --> 00:54:03,240
- Who does it help, exactly?
- Well, it...

772
00:54:03,410 --> 00:54:08,410
See, the thing is, I, um... I haven't
gotten to the helpful part yet.

773
00:54:08,590 --> 00:54:11,710
- Perhaps you're a slow reader.
- No, it doesn't tell you how

774
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:15,670
to find somebody to love, or how you
get somebody to love you back.

775
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:19,710
All it does is tell you what's wrong
with the person you're in love with.

776
00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:22,430
That to me, well,
that's not very helpful.

777
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:26,760
Perhaps it is you who are wrong for
the person you think you are right for.

778
00:54:26,940 --> 00:54:30,140
What is it you know about me
that would make you say that?

779
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,270
- I don't know you.
- You bet you don't.

780
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,850
I don't. Since you called,
here's some advice.

781
00:54:35,030 --> 00:54:37,480
Instead of blaming others
for your problems...

782
00:54:37,660 --> 00:54:41,030
- Consider looking at yourself.
- I'm looking right at my problem.

783
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:47,410
- Well, stop fogging up the mirror.
- Nice.

784
00:54:47,580 --> 00:54:51,710
- Did you just hang up on a caller?
- I did not just hang up on a caller.

785
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:57,250
Hello? Hello? Uh, hello?
I think we've been disconnected.

786
00:54:57,430 --> 00:55:00,550
It must be those cell phones,
those nasty cell phones.

787
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:05,350
Thanks to my caller for calling
and I will be seeing you tomorrow

788
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,140
for the next
Real Love with Dr Emma Lloyd.

789
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:16,940
Are you crazy? How dare you come to my
place of work and make prank calls?

790
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,740
I'm flipping through this
and it was so full of crap.

791
00:55:19,910 --> 00:55:23,690
- That maybe I ought to call in!
- I see you actually bought my book.

792
00:55:23,870 --> 00:55:27,120
- No. I stole it from your party.
- Stole it. That makes sense.

793
00:55:27,290 --> 00:55:29,290
And I took your compatibility quiz.

794
00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:31,750
- Really? How did you do?
- According to this...

795
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:35,970
my lifestyle is wholly unsuitable to
any freak who would buy or write a book.

796
00:55:36,140 --> 00:55:40,050
- Like this.
- Surprise. Those tests don't lie.

797
00:55:40,220 --> 00:55:42,840
New York City Fire Department.
Official business.

798
00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:46,680
Please exit the elevator.
Come on, ladies. Sir, thank you.

799
00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:49,560
- What are you doing?
- Unsuitable?

800
00:55:49,730 --> 00:55:54,810
Is that really what you think of me?

801
00:55:54,990 --> 00:55:58,320
I don't think of you.

802
00:55:58,490 --> 00:56:00,900
You want to see unsuitable?

803
00:56:18,590 --> 00:56:20,720
Hey, security...

804
00:56:20,890 --> 00:56:23,210
- what's the story with the elevator?
- Holy!

805
00:56:23,390 --> 00:56:28,100
- My wife loves her show.
- Delivery.

806
00:56:28,270 --> 00:56:30,640
I can't even get a guy
to hold a door for me.

807
00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:34,270
- Step back, please.
- Can you fix the focus on that?

808
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,770
- Zoom in a little bit.
- There you go.

809
00:56:38,910 --> 00:56:44,580
I've had enough of this. Excuse me, sir?
Doctor? Doctor?

810
00:56:44,750 --> 00:56:48,530
I'm gonna have to ask you
to please stop. Stop what you're doing.

811
00:56:48,710 --> 00:56:52,290
Come down to the lobby immediately.
Stop it.

812
00:56:52,460 --> 00:56:54,460
Stop it now, please.

813
00:57:22,450 --> 00:57:24,940
- Sorry about that.
- Which part, exactly?

814
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,360
- Kissing you thing.
- We just got caught up.

815
00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:30,250
- Carried away.
- Lost our heads.

816
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,840
I'm getting married.

817
00:57:36,260 --> 00:57:39,880
Yeah.

818
00:57:40,050 --> 00:57:41,800
You love him?

819
00:57:41,970 --> 00:57:45,090
I only ask this because...

820
00:57:45,270 --> 00:57:49,100
being that I'm your husband and
you're my wife, I have this...

821
00:57:49,270 --> 00:57:52,520
I have this vested interest
in seeing you happy.

822
00:57:52,690 --> 00:57:56,770
I want to be happy. Don't you?

823
00:57:56,950 --> 00:57:59,400
What is happiness anyway?

824
00:58:01,370 --> 00:58:02,860
I don't know.

825
00:58:03,030 --> 00:58:05,110
You tell me, you wrote the book.

826
00:58:05,290 --> 00:58:07,500
I guess I don't know.

827
00:58:20,300 --> 00:58:24,350
- Patrick...
- It was nice being married to you.

828
00:58:25,430 --> 00:58:27,090
You, too.

829
00:58:29,650 --> 00:58:33,010
- Thanks.
- Goodbye, Emma.

830
00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:43,570
Oh! Oh, oh!

831
00:59:31,130 --> 00:59:34,750
I'm sorry I'm late.
I know, I'm always so prompt.

832
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:39,670
Don't worry. When I arrived, I told them
to bring the drinks in ten minutes.

833
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,960
- How's that for timing?
- Oh, what a day. You have no idea.

834
00:59:43,140 --> 00:59:46,060
Actually, I kind of do.

835
00:59:46,220 --> 00:59:48,100
I heard your show today.

836
00:59:48,270 --> 00:59:50,430
- That was Sullivan, I take it?
- Yes.

837
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,470
The good news is I got the papers.

838
00:59:53,650 --> 00:59:57,980
Everything but page 127,
and I'm sure it's in there somewhere.

839
00:59:58,150 --> 01:00:02,020
- We'll never see him again.
- So why don't you look happy?

840
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:03,860
I am.

841
01:00:05,950 --> 01:00:08,660
Well, I've got something
that might cheer you up.

842
01:00:08,830 --> 01:00:13,460
Harry Winston finished our rings.
Now, wanna have a look?

843
01:00:15,130 --> 01:00:17,120
Wow!

844
01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:21,250
See, the circle of eternity
came out great, don't you think?

845
01:00:21,430 --> 01:00:26,140
- No. They did mine wrong.
- What are you talking about?

846
01:00:26,310 --> 01:00:28,760
- It's perfect.
- It says "Do I? Do I? Do I?"

847
01:00:28,940 --> 01:00:30,400
Not "I do, I do, I do."

848
01:00:41,490 --> 01:00:44,910
Em, you're under a tremendous
amount of stress at the moment.

849
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:47,750
It's not stress, Richard.
I just don't know.

850
01:00:47,910 --> 01:00:50,490
I'm really confused.

851
01:00:50,670 --> 01:00:53,830
Well, I'm not confused, Em.
I know exactly what I want.

852
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:59,510
I think you and I are the perfect team.
Never doubted it for a moment.

853
01:00:59,670 --> 01:01:03,210
But I am not gonna
talk you into marrying me.

854
01:01:03,390 --> 01:01:05,960
Take a few days
and figure out what it is you want.

855
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:08,980
In fact, why don't we
begin that right now.

856
01:01:09,140 --> 01:01:11,140
Richard.

857
01:01:12,980 --> 01:01:17,140
We had a really
nice time. Good conversation.

858
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:20,520
He was sweet and funny,
but I don't know. Something's missing.

859
01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:23,650
- There was no... Exactly.
- Spark?

860
01:01:23,830 --> 01:01:26,320
Yeah, let me
tell you something about sparks.

861
01:01:26,490 --> 01:01:30,240
Sparks cause fires and fires
will burn your house down.

862
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:33,920
Keep searching for good ol' Sparky,
you're sure to get burned.

863
01:01:34,090 --> 01:01:36,710
Trust me on that, OK?

864
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:51,470
Oh, I'm so hungry!

865
01:01:51,650 --> 01:01:55,180
Wilder!
Your girlfriend's wearing my robe!

866
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:59,980
Actually, his girlfriend's daughter
is wearing your robe.

867
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:03,160
- Hello, Emma.
- Aren't you my?

868
01:02:04,910 --> 01:02:08,570
So, um, why the big secret?

869
01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:11,950
I wanted to tell you.
Your father thought you wouldn't hire me.

870
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,000
as caterer
if you knew we were dating.

871
01:02:14,170 --> 01:02:17,950
- Is that what you call it?
- That or this is an elaborate ruse.

872
01:02:18,130 --> 01:02:22,000
- Of yours to get out of paying my bill.
- You have been worth every penny.

873
01:02:22,180 --> 01:02:26,760
There you go again,
always saying the perfect thing.

874
01:02:26,930 --> 01:02:30,600
You've been together for almost a year.
Why didn't you tell me?

875
01:02:30,770 --> 01:02:33,930
You've met so many women over the years,
I thought I'd hold off.

876
01:02:34,110 --> 01:02:36,810
on this introduction
until we were sure of each other.

877
01:02:36,980 --> 01:02:39,770
- And are we?
- Well, I am.

878
01:02:39,940 --> 01:02:44,690
I can't even keep track of all
the things I've misunderstood.

879
01:02:44,870 --> 01:02:46,240
Sorry.

880
01:02:49,620 --> 01:02:52,740
Dad? I know I never asked you...

881
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:57,160
but, um, what do you think of Richard?
Do you like him?

882
01:02:57,340 --> 01:03:02,710
Well, sure, honey. What's not to like?
I mean, he's perfect, isn't he?

883
01:03:02,890 --> 01:03:06,590
- Is that a compliment?
- You don't need compliments from me.

884
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,390
I've never told you
how to live or who to date.

885
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:12,680
That's always been in your department.

886
01:03:12,860 --> 01:03:16,060
So, what if I'm, uh,
losing my footing in my department.

887
01:03:16,230 --> 01:03:19,850
and I'm asking for a second opinion?

888
01:03:20,030 --> 01:03:24,070
Well, I think Richard is a...

889
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:26,150
a good, safe bet. You know?

890
01:03:26,330 --> 01:03:29,330
He's the kind of guy
that you've always gravitated toward.

891
01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:33,740
and advised other women to pursue,
isn't he?

892
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:38,210
Probably the type of fellow that my
brand of fatherhood pushed you into.

893
01:03:38,380 --> 01:03:40,670
Look, honey, I mean...

894
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:44,790
I've made some big mistakes in my life,
some real whoppers...

895
01:03:44,970 --> 01:03:48,880
but if I hadn't I probably wouldn't have
been able to recognize the real thing.

896
01:03:49,060 --> 01:03:54,810
When it came along. You don't
have to be so right all the time.

897
01:03:54,980 --> 01:03:56,690
It's OK to make a couple mistakes.

898
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,660
- Hello, tall lady!
- Oh, Emma!

899
01:04:09,830 --> 01:04:12,620
Emma, you're drenched.
Come, darling.

900
01:04:12,790 --> 01:04:15,280
- Move, she has to eat something.
- Quiet!

901
01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:20,090
Can't you see that she's not here
to eat or watch telly or chit-chat?

902
01:04:20,260 --> 01:04:22,630
She's come for the man she loves.

903
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:26,550
Here you are with your "come, come"
and your "sit, sit" and your "eat, eat".

904
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:29,970
You're standing in the course
of true love. Stand aside, I say!

905
01:04:30,140 --> 01:04:32,630
Through the beads,
up the stairs, two flights.

906
01:04:37,570 --> 01:04:39,560
What?

907
01:04:44,740 --> 01:04:47,150
Yeah, it's raining.

908
01:04:47,330 --> 01:04:49,490
Figured you'd have the day off.

909
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,490
Come in.

910
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,750
Oh, here you go.

911
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:03,090
Let me, uh,
let me get you some dry clothes.

912
01:05:04,430 --> 01:05:07,000
- Patrick?
- Yeah.

913
01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:11,420
I think I called off my wedding.

914
01:05:17,230 --> 01:05:21,180
Emma, I...
I need to tell you something.

915
01:05:27,700 --> 01:05:32,200
- What?
- It can wait.

916
01:06:25,510 --> 01:06:27,000
Oh.

917
01:06:29,470 --> 01:06:32,760
- How's it going in there, babe?
- Great!

918
01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:36,470
- We're having toast!
- I'll be out in a minute.

919
01:06:36,650 --> 01:06:39,220
OK.

920
01:07:03,340 --> 01:07:05,880
♪ You're my fantasy.

921
01:07:06,050 --> 01:07:08,630
♪ You're my reality.

922
01:07:13,940 --> 01:07:16,090
♪ Every woman in the world.

923
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:21,560
What is this? And this? And this?
Are you some sick stalker?

924
01:07:21,740 --> 01:07:23,940
No, Emma, it's not what you think.
Emma!

925
01:07:24,110 --> 01:07:26,440
- Emma! Emma, wait!
- I can't believe this.

926
01:07:26,620 --> 01:07:28,570
I saw the invitation. You're married?

927
01:07:28,740 --> 01:07:33,040
- No! No, I'm not married!
- Liar. Stay away from me!

928
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:35,080
Emma! Emma, I can explain.

929
01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:39,830
Yeah? What, that this is no accident?
There was no glitch?

930
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:43,750
No, you. You are the glitch.
You Googled me, invaded my life...

931
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:47,760
invaded my privacy,
ruined my relationship.

932
01:07:47,930 --> 01:07:50,850
I almost called off my wedding for you!

933
01:07:51,020 --> 01:07:53,850
I trusted you! I had sex with you.

934
01:07:54,020 --> 01:07:57,890
You're just some sort of con man,
scam artist, deranged fan?

935
01:07:58,060 --> 01:08:01,270
- Know what? Don't flatter yourself.
- I... What have I done?

936
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:05,610
Richard warned me about you. I warn
people about men like you every day!

937
01:08:05,780 --> 01:08:08,110
- I'm worse than my own callers.
- Emma! Stop!

938
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:10,160
Thank you.

939
01:08:10,330 --> 01:08:13,860
Can I show you something? Please?

940
01:08:17,170 --> 01:08:18,580
Do you know her?

941
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:24,460
- No, I don't.
- Yeah, you don't. Come here.

942
01:08:26,260 --> 01:08:29,510
That's Sofia, as in "You're cordially
invited to the marriage.

943
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:33,760
of Patrick Thomas Sullivan
and Sofia Idelia Maria Chechagua."

944
01:08:33,940 --> 01:08:37,140
She's Dominican. We met on the job.
She almost blew up a building.

945
01:08:37,310 --> 01:08:41,060
polishing those nails of hers.
I carried her down 15 flights of stairs.

946
01:08:41,230 --> 01:08:43,810
and sat next to her hospital bed
until she woke up.

947
01:08:43,990 --> 01:08:47,490
- What does this have to do with me?
- She was a big fan of your show.

948
01:08:47,660 --> 01:08:50,740
Listened to it every day.
One day, she called in.

949
01:08:50,910 --> 01:08:53,780
- You probably don't remember.
- No, I don't.

950
01:08:53,950 --> 01:08:57,070
- You told her to call off the wedding.
- Patrick...

951
01:08:57,250 --> 01:09:00,420
Someone you don't know and can't
remember, you changed her life.

952
01:09:00,590 --> 01:09:03,670
and mine forever.

953
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,250
I guess I wanted
to educate you about that.

954
01:09:06,430 --> 01:09:10,130
About what it's like to have your
life ripped out from under you.

955
01:09:10,310 --> 01:09:12,130
I wanted to knock you down a peg.

956
01:09:15,390 --> 01:09:18,010
- You did.
- Emma, I...

957
01:09:18,190 --> 01:09:20,810
- Goodbye, Patrick.
- Emma.

958
01:09:20,980 --> 01:09:22,770
Emma.

959
01:09:49,260 --> 01:09:51,500
It's beautiful.

960
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:55,810
I was just thinking how... How it's
too big for me without you here.

961
01:09:59,270 --> 01:10:01,560
Are you here?

962
01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:05,940
If you'll have me.

963
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:10,530
Do you mean you still
want to get married?

964
01:10:10,700 --> 01:10:12,660
I do.

965
01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:15,490
I do. I do.

966
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:20,920
As many of you have heard,
I'm getting married.

967
01:10:21,090 --> 01:10:24,830
People keep asking me if I'm nervous.
Well, I'm not.

968
01:10:25,010 --> 01:10:28,510
My eyes are open and what I see
is not the man of my dreams...

969
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:30,720
but the man of my reality.

970
01:10:30,890 --> 01:10:33,890
He's who he says he is,
there where he's supposed to be.

971
01:10:34,060 --> 01:10:36,760
If you want to close your eyes
and jump in...

972
01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:39,340
try the high-diving board at the YMCA.

973
01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:45,610
There's a generation of men
and women roaming New York City.

974
01:10:45,780 --> 01:10:49,150
in search of the
holy grail dream partner.

975
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:54,240
But until we learn the difference
between romantic love and real love...

976
01:10:54,410 --> 01:10:59,240
we're just searching in vain for
something that doesn't even exist.

977
01:10:59,420 --> 01:11:03,460
Here we are. Until next time.

978
01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:40,370
Ask yourself serious questions.

979
01:11:40,540 --> 01:11:43,910
Couples shouldn't have to hide.
Play with fire, get burned.

980
01:11:44,090 --> 01:11:47,130
Irresponsible. Dependable?
You can't trust what you lust.

981
01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:51,210
Does he give you a stable universe?
Love has to be earned, not yearned.

982
01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:56,130
Stop obsessing about this old girlfriend
of his. Got it? All right. Next caller.

983
01:11:56,310 --> 01:11:58,800
It's a hard decision.
Am I right? Well, caller...

984
01:11:58,980 --> 01:12:01,900
Trust me on that. Next caller.
Based on what? What?

985
01:12:02,070 --> 01:12:03,810
Trust me on that, OK?
OK, well...

986
01:12:03,980 --> 01:12:06,820
Um... I don't know.
What do you want from me?

987
01:12:06,990 --> 01:12:09,690
- Real Love is just a theory.
- A theory, yes...

988
01:12:09,860 --> 01:12:14,080
but based on ten years of research
and study of sociological, psychosexual...

989
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:18,460
statistical analysis of men and women
and their relationships.

990
01:12:18,620 --> 01:12:21,960
What if you're wrong?

991
01:12:22,130 --> 01:12:24,420
Hello? You still there?

992
01:12:42,810 --> 01:12:47,060
Take that one.
Trust me, she needs to take that one.

993
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:50,990
It's 15 minutes after the hour and
you're listening to Real Love with me...

994
01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:53,030
Dr Emma Lloyd.

995
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:54,200
Uh...

996
01:12:54,580 --> 01:12:56,386
Yep, we got time
for one more caller. We've got...

997
01:12:56,410 --> 01:12:58,540
Patrick of Astoria.

998
01:13:03,750 --> 01:13:06,290
- Patrick of Astoria.
- Oh, really?

999
01:13:06,470 --> 01:13:09,220
I thought for a second
you weren't gonna put me through.

1000
01:13:09,390 --> 01:13:13,510
Thousands of people are listening. Let's
not waste their time. How can I help?

1001
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:18,510
There's... There's this girl that I'm...
that I'm falling for.

1002
01:13:18,690 --> 01:13:21,520
That I have fallen for.

1003
01:13:21,690 --> 01:13:25,940
And, uh, well the trick is she's...
she's getting married tomorrow.

1004
01:13:26,110 --> 01:13:29,060
And if that's what she really wants,
then I'm happy for her.

1005
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:32,160
That's very generous of you,
Patrick from Astoria.

1006
01:13:32,330 --> 01:13:34,950
There's one other thing that...

1007
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:37,870
that she doesn't know.
- We're almost out of time.

1008
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:41,790
The thing that
I didn't tell her is, um...

1009
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,330
- The thing she doesn't know...
- Come on.

1010
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:46,750
is that I love her.

1011
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:51,170
You know, I, uh, I look at her
and I see, I see my whole life.

1012
01:13:51,340 --> 01:13:55,510
And I just thought
she should know that.

1013
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:58,260
I'm afraid that's
all the time we have, caller.

1014
01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:01,930
This is Dr Emma Lloyd.

1015
01:14:02,110 --> 01:14:04,100
And you're listening to Real Love.

1016
01:14:04,270 --> 01:14:06,230
Where's she going?

1017
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,440
- Get in there.
- OK.

1018
01:14:08,610 --> 01:14:10,900
Let's see, we got, um, Chuck.

1019
01:14:11,070 --> 01:14:13,910
on line four is looking
for his soul mate...

1020
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:18,950
and Maria on line two
just got dumped. So, Chuck?

1021
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:21,280
- Yeah?
- Say what's up to Maria.

1022
01:14:21,460 --> 01:14:22,490
How you doin'?

1023
01:14:33,430 --> 01:14:37,010
Well? Do you really like it?

1024
01:14:37,180 --> 01:14:40,720
- Perfect. You're perfect.
- I'm fucked.

1025
01:14:40,900 --> 01:14:43,900
It's an interesting segue.

1026
01:14:44,070 --> 01:14:47,520
- Did you listen to the show last night?
- Yes.

1027
01:14:47,690 --> 01:14:49,600
- He loves me.
- I know.

1028
01:14:49,780 --> 01:14:53,110
The entire tri-state area knows.
The car's here.

1029
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:57,410
- What am I gonna do?
- Well, first thing we should fire her.

1030
01:14:57,580 --> 01:15:00,660
- I heard that.
- Sister at the keyhole...

1031
01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:03,870
- Just what you always wanted, huh?
- I did, didn't I?

1032
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:06,500
Instead you got you and me.

1033
01:15:06,670 --> 01:15:10,170
We didn't do too badly, did we?
We were a disaster.

1034
01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:11,920
Yeah, we were.

1035
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:18,760
But I see a comeback in the making.

1036
01:15:18,930 --> 01:15:21,310
Yeah?

1037
01:15:25,820 --> 01:15:28,980
For a guy who's waited
this long to marry my daughter...

1038
01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:32,240
he sure is cutting it close,
don't you think?

1039
01:15:32,410 --> 01:15:35,190
- Do you know how I know I love you?
- How?

1040
01:15:35,370 --> 01:15:39,280
Because nothing in the world would
make me drag you to the altar again.

1041
01:15:39,460 --> 01:15:41,950
We don't want
to press our luck, do we?

1042
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:46,000
I should go see how Emma's doing.
Let me know if he gets here.

1043
01:15:56,260 --> 01:15:59,430
- Take it off, Marcy. It's crooked.
- Let me try.

1044
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:03,350
Oh, so this goes like this.

1045
01:16:06,190 --> 01:16:09,480
And this... Goes here.

1046
01:16:10,570 --> 01:16:12,610
Here comes the bride.

1047
01:16:18,540 --> 01:16:21,030
I can't do this.

1048
01:16:25,090 --> 01:16:27,460
Excuse me, ladies.
Could I have a moment?

1049
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:45,680
- Richard...
- Wow.

1050
01:16:45,860 --> 01:16:47,350
Look at you.

1051
01:16:47,530 --> 01:16:53,150
Seems kind of silly, though, huh?
Me in this dress, veil.

1052
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:56,820
Bridesmaids. It's like
some sort of play or something.

1053
01:16:56,990 --> 01:17:00,280
No, you don't look silly.

1054
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:07,040
Well, you look extremely not silly
and handsome yourself.

1055
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:14,750
I'm sorry I'm late. I had to go back
to the city and get something for you.

1056
01:17:23,350 --> 01:17:25,100
You forgot to file them.

1057
01:17:27,740 --> 01:17:30,690
You should know by now,
I'm not really the forgetful type.

1058
01:17:30,860 --> 01:17:33,650
No, no you're not.

1059
01:17:34,870 --> 01:17:40,490
Ever since you gave me these, I've been
putting off filing them for some reason.

1060
01:17:40,660 --> 01:17:43,660
Why do you think that is?

1061
01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:48,410
I love you, Em.

1062
01:17:48,590 --> 01:17:50,910
I'm clever enough
to know when I've lost.

1063
01:17:55,220 --> 01:17:59,380
I should have asked you
to marry me a long time ago.

1064
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:02,130
Well, maybe we just missed our moment.

1065
01:18:04,060 --> 01:18:08,560
If you marry me today, you'll
always be looking over your shoulder.

1066
01:18:08,730 --> 01:18:10,890
You'll never be completely happy.

1067
01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:17,870
- You need to be happy, Em.
- I can't stand it.

1068
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:20,570
Oh, Richard.

1069
01:18:21,370 --> 01:18:23,490
It'll be all right.

1070
01:18:24,670 --> 01:18:29,830
I'll be all right. As soon as we
can get past that angry mob out there.

1071
01:18:30,010 --> 01:18:32,460
Oh, yeah, them.

1072
01:18:32,630 --> 01:18:34,590
I'll handle this.

1073
01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:36,000
Really?

1074
01:18:37,930 --> 01:18:41,930
No, not really. In fact, this time you
should worry. I have no plan.

1075
01:18:51,650 --> 01:18:56,110
Come on, help me up.
Give me that candle.

1076
01:18:59,950 --> 01:19:05,030
Would you just wait until I've left
the room. I might need this suit again.

1077
01:19:05,210 --> 01:19:06,920
Richard?

1078
01:19:33,150 --> 01:19:35,910
Engine 41,
this is Great Neck dispatch.

1079
01:19:36,070 --> 01:19:39,690
We've got a fire alarm and sprinkler
activation at Saint Paul's church.

1080
01:19:39,870 --> 01:19:42,660
Great Neck?
It's not even in our district.

1081
01:19:42,830 --> 01:19:46,990
Listen, I know it's out of your
district, but here's the thing.

1082
01:19:47,170 --> 01:19:50,290
You guys have sort of been requested.

1083
01:20:31,300 --> 01:20:36,040
- How you doin'?
- I had to talk to you!

1084
01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:43,850
You could have just called.

1085
01:20:47,900 --> 01:20:50,220
So, what's up?

1086
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:55,640
This.

1087
01:21:07,250 --> 01:21:09,460
When I was a kid...

1088
01:21:09,630 --> 01:21:13,080
I used to have a hard time
believing in happy endings.

1089
01:21:13,260 --> 01:21:18,090
The heroine rode off into the sunset
with what I thought was the wrong guy.

1090
01:21:18,260 --> 01:21:21,630
One day, my dad found me crying.
I was watching Lady and the Tramp.

1091
01:21:21,810 --> 01:21:26,100
and he asked me what was wrong.
I said, "Dad, those two dogs.

1092
01:21:26,270 --> 01:21:31,020
don't stand a chance. They're wrong for
each other. They have nothing in common.

1093
01:21:31,190 --> 01:21:35,270
The movie's gonna end, they're gonna
break up and be heartbroken forever."

1094
01:21:35,450 --> 01:21:38,400
He pulled me in close and he said to me...

1095
01:21:38,580 --> 01:21:43,870
"Em, sometimes when you're really in
love you don't sweat the small stuff."

1096
01:21:44,040 --> 01:21:46,790
Are you saying
we should run away together?

1097
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:49,530
Are you insane?
You're old enough to be his mother.

1098
01:21:49,710 --> 01:21:52,000
- Wait till he gets out of school.
- Who is this?

1099
01:21:52,170 --> 01:21:54,750
- Good day to you, madam.
- You were going to behave.

1100
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:59,380
I don't know how you do this. People
drive me crazy. It won't happen again.

1101
01:21:59,550 --> 01:22:03,550
- Where was I?
- Don't sweat the small stuff.

1102
01:22:03,730 --> 01:22:06,930
I didn't appreciate
my father's advice for a long time.

1103
01:22:07,100 --> 01:22:10,690
You have to figure out those things
for yourself. But enough about me.

1104
01:22:10,860 --> 01:22:14,390
It's a quarter past the hour and now
for a word from our sponsors.

1105
01:22:14,570 --> 01:22:19,200
This is Dr Emma Lloyd, you're listening
to Real Love. Please, don't go away.

1106
01:22:23,370 --> 01:22:26,570
Haven't you got any
cats to pull out of trees?

1107
01:22:26,750 --> 01:22:30,800
That only happens in cartoons,
Mrs. Sullivan, as you well know.

1108
01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:33,540
Indeed I do, Mr. Sullivan.
What can I do for ya?

1109
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:38,130
Happened to be in the neighborhood,
thought I'd stop by and say hello.

1110
01:22:38,300 --> 01:22:42,430
- Why don't ya come here for a second?
- I can't leave my desk.

1111
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:46,100
- I have to be back on any second.
- Oh, come on. They can wait.

1112
01:22:46,270 --> 01:22:49,310
Just stand up and walk towards me.

1113
01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:53,260
- You didn't come to see me at all.
- Of course, I did.

1114
01:22:59,450 --> 01:23:01,410
OK.

1115
01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:28,680
And we're back
in five, four, three, two, one.

1116
01:23:28,860 --> 01:23:32,600
This is Dr Emma Lloyd.
We're back with Real Love.

1117
01:23:32,780 --> 01:23:36,360
Susie from Morningside Heights,
you're on the air.