1 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,142 Man: PREVIOUSLY ON "IN TREATMENT"... 2 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:11,512 THANKS FOR SEEING ME. I HAD NO ONE ELSE TO TALK TO. 3 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,215 - I THOUGHT MY HOUR WOULD BE FILLED ALREADY. - NO. 4 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:17,151 - I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU CALLED. - REALLY? 5 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:20,488 LOSING A PATIENT IS SUCH A BIG DEAL? 6 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:24,792 LOSING YOU WAS A BIG DEAL. 7 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:28,429 - I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO KNOW. - KNOW WHAT? 8 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:31,599 THAT I HAVE VERY DEEP FEELINGS FOR YOU. 9 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:34,768 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS? 10 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:37,771 IT'S FOR A WEEK, ACTUALLY. 11 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,940 WITH HIM? 12 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,509 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 13 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,212 TO ROME. 14 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:46,380 DADDY? 15 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,762 ( pen scratching ) 16 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,716 HEY. 17 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:26,354 IAN'S BEING AN ASSHOLE. 18 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:27,788 WHAT? 19 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:31,392 YOUR SON-- ASSHOLE. 20 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,327 OH, COME ON, ROSIE. HE'S HEADING BACK TO SCHOOL 21 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,629 IN-- WHAT? --TWO HOURS. 22 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,567 DON'T YOU AT LEAST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE DID? 23 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:43,204 CAN YOU TWO NOT GET ALONG FOR JUST ONE LOUSY WEEKEND? 24 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:44,638 IS THAT NOT POSSIBLE? 25 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,774 HE WASHED MY iPOD. 26 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:49,510 I HAD SOME CLOTHES JUST SITTING ON TOP OF THE MACHINE, 27 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,613 HE JUST DUMPED THEM IN WITH THE REST OF HIS DISGUSTING SPORTS STUFF 28 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,282 AND MY iPOD WAS IN ONE OF MY POCKETS. 29 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:56,384 - OH, JESUS. - I KNOW. 30 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:58,986 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. - I KNOW. 31 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:01,355 YOUR BROTHER'S ACTUALLY DOING LAUNDRY? 32 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,627 ( theme music playing ) 33 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:25,913 YOU KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY. HE DIDN'T EVEN OFFER TO PAY ME BACK. 34 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:28,482 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY MUSIC. 35 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:30,251 - MMM. - ( cell phone beeps ) 36 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:34,522 - WHAT? WHO'S THAT? - MMM. 37 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,032 UM, HELLO? 38 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:47,501 JUST-- JUST ONE SECOND. 39 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,772 OKAY. YOU WERE SAYING? 40 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:54,408 YOU WHAT I LOVE? THAT THERE'S NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE 41 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:57,144 THAT A TEXT MESSAGE DOESN'T TAKE PRIORITY. 42 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:59,380 I THINK THAT MY GENERATION 43 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,482 MIGHT HAVE A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP 44 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:03,083 WITH TECHNOLOGY THAN YOURS DOES. 45 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,052 WHY DON'T YOU TRY READING A BOOK? 46 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:07,655 OH, I'D ACTUALLY RATHER DIE, BUT THANKS. 47 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:10,458 COME ON, DAD. GIVE ME A BREAK. IT'S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY. 48 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,294 OKAY. 49 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:18,198 HOW CAN ANYBODY TYPE SO FAST? 50 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:20,701 I-- HERE, LET ME SEE. 51 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:22,169 NO, DAD, NO. 52 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:24,238 - I JUST WANT TO SEE IT. - DAD, NO. IT'S PRIVATE. 53 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:26,540 OKAY OKAY OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT. 54 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,448 WHAT'S "MUSM"? 55 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,351 IT'S M-U-S-M. 56 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:39,253 IT MEANS "MISS YOU SO MUCH." 57 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,188 OH. OKAY. 58 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:44,525 SO WHO'S MISSING YOU SO MUCH? 59 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,763 I-- I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION. 60 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,665 WE REALLY WEREN'T. 61 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,568 SO WHO'S MISSING YOU SO MUCH? 62 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:58,171 RELAX, DAD. JUST A FRIEND. 63 00:03:58,272 --> 00:03:59,907 BOYFRIEND? 64 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,275 UH, A FRIEND THAT'S A BOY. 65 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,276 OH, OKAY. 66 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:05,112 SO WHAT'S HIS NAME? 67 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,515 UH, HE DOESN'T HAVE A NAME. 68 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:08,849 HE DOESN'T HAVE A NAME? 69 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:12,553 NOPE. NO, ACTUALLY HE BELIEVES THAT NAMES 70 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:15,589 ARE ANCHORS THAT WEIGH DOWN THE SOUL. 71 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:19,126 - PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE KIDDING. - I'M KIDDING. 72 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:21,028 HIS NAME IS NOAH. 73 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:23,497 - NOAH. - NOAH. 74 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:24,298 HUH. 75 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:26,800 - FROM SCHOOL? - NO. 76 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,002 WHERE-- FROM WHERE? 77 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,238 JUST FROM AROUND, NOT FROM SCHOOL. 78 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:34,074 OKAY, WE'RE PROGRESSING. WHERE ELSE IS HE NOT FROM? 79 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:38,245 - DOES IT REALLY MATTER? - OH, COME ON. INDULGE ME, ROSIE, PLEASE. 80 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:41,649 I MET HIM AT THE CENTER, 81 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:44,818 AND, DAD, HE'S THE MOST AMAZING MUSICIAN. 82 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:50,424 SO HE VOLUNTEERS WITH YOU AT THE CENTER? 83 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:53,293 NO, HE MET THERE WITH SHELLY A COUPLE OF TIMES. 84 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,863 AND WHAT WAS HE BEING TREATED FOR, TALENT? 85 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:59,467 OKAY. WHEN HE WAS 16 86 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:02,102 HE HAD A FIGHT WITH HIS STEPDAD. 87 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,738 AH. SO... 88 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:07,140 HOW OLD IS HE NOW? 89 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,976 HE'S 18. 90 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:13,647 ANYWAY, HE THREW A ROCK THROUGH ONE WINDOW OF THIS GUY'S S.U.V. 91 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:16,249 AND THE ASSHOLE HAD HIM ARRESTED TO TEACH HIM A LESSON. 92 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:19,920 AND SO THE COURT ORDERED HIM TO GO TO ONE OF THE COUNSELORS. 93 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:23,223 AND, DAD, HONESTLY, SHELLY REALLY HELPED HIM TO TURN IT AROUND. 94 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,459 HE'S LIKE THE GENTLEST, SWEETEST GUY 95 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:29,363 AND HE WRITES THESE AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL SONGS. 96 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:32,099 HE JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH HIS FEELINGS BEFORE 97 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,435 BUT NOW HE TURNS THEM INTO LYRICS. 98 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:37,270 HMM. 18. 99 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:40,841 SO IS HE, UM-- IS HE ALL DONE WITH SCHOOL? 100 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,244 HE WORKS AT KINKO'S, OKAY? 101 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,713 I KNOW, REALLY NOT GREAT, 102 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:47,481 BUT I'M TRYING TO GET HIM A NEW JOB. 103 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,650 IN FACT, I SAW THIS ENTRY-LEVEL JOB 104 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,119 - IN THE CLASSIFIEDS TODAY. - MMM. 105 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:55,355 WHAT? 106 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:57,224 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN REALLY GOOD AT THAT-- 107 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:59,593 TAKING PEOPLE UNDER YOUR WING. 108 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,662 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 109 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:05,466 NOTHING. IT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU. 110 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,136 SOMETIMES, THOUGH, 111 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,505 YOU CAN HELP THE MOST BY... 112 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:14,141 ESTABLISHING BOUNDARIES. 113 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:15,976 BOUNDARIES? 114 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:19,079 WELL, HE MIGHT BE IN MORE NEED 115 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:21,048 OF A GOOD FRIEND THAN SAY... 116 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,951 ( clears throat ) A GIRLFRIEND. 117 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,821 OKAY. I GET IT. 118 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,957 YOU'RE WORRIED THAT I'M SLEEPING WITH HIM. 119 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,960 NO, I'M NOT WORRIED THAT YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH HIM. 120 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,930 SHOULD I BE? 121 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:39,833 WORRIED? SHOULD YOU BE WORRIED? 122 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,035 - MM-HMM. - NO, YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORRIED. 123 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,404 OKAY, FINE. OKAY. 124 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:50,744 THE CAR WINDOW THING-- DOES HE HAVE A RECORD? 125 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,481 DAD, REALLY... 126 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,315 IT WAS YEARS AGO. 127 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,552 TELL ME YOU NEVER MADE A STUPID MISTAKE WHEN YOU WERE A KID. 128 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:01,689 NO, I-- I JUST WANTED TO BE CLEAR, THAT'S ALL. 129 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:05,526 DID-- DID HE SERVE TIME FOR THE CAR WINDOW THING? 130 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,227 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE TO GO BECAUSE 131 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:08,829 NOAH IS ROBBING A BANK THIS MORNING 132 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,298 AND I PROMISED HIM I WOULD DRIVE THE GETAWAY CAR, 133 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:13,000 SO I'LL SEE YOU. 134 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,969 - WAIT, ROSIE. - NO, SERIOUSLY, DAD, I'VE GOTTA GO. 135 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,905 ROSIE, WAIT. 136 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:20,541 PLEASE, ROSIE, LOOK. ROSIE, I'M SORRY. 137 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,510 I JUST WANTED TO FIND OUT WHO THE BOY IS, THAT'S ALL. 138 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,612 I DON'T THINK YOU DO, DAD. 139 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:27,881 YOU JUST WANT THE BASIC FACTS-- THE WHO, THE WHAT AND THE WHERE-- 140 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,017 LIKE THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. 141 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,452 YOU ALWAYS ASK ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS. 142 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:35,823 OKAY OKAY. SO TELL ME: 143 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:38,726 WHAT QUESTIONS SHOULD I BE ASKING? 144 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,896 "IS HE NICE TO YOU?" 145 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:47,034 YOU KNOW, "CAN YOU TALK TO HIM ABOUT STUFF?" 146 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:50,470 "DOES HE MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR LIFE?" 147 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:53,674 I WAS-- I WAS HOPING WE'D GET AROUND TO THAT. 148 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:56,544 WHAT, AFTER THE INTERROGATION? 149 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:02,082 I WANT TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT STUFF, DAD, 150 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,017 BUT NOT LIKE THIS. 151 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,786 I MEAN, WHAT'S NEXT? 152 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,921 OH, I KNOW: THE PART WHERE YOU SAY 153 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:10,724 YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME DOING SOMETHING I'M GOING TO REGRET LATER. 154 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,526 I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, DO I? 155 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,361 YOU MAKE ME SOUND LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF-- 156 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:16,363 LIKE I'M A GRANDMOTHER OR SOMETHING. 157 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:17,998 WELL, YEAH, YOU DO. 158 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,669 DO I? 159 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,844 IF-- IT'S LIKE IF-- 160 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:35,415 IF YOU KNEW I WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING REALLY STUPID 161 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,250 WITH ANOTHER GUY-- 162 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,821 NOT NOAH, YOU KNOW, SOME OTHER GUY, SOME JERK... 163 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,455 MM-HMM. 164 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:46,560 ...I MEAN, YOU WOULD WANT TO STOP ME FROM DOING IT. IS THAT IT? 165 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:49,997 YEAH, I'D TRY TO HELP YOU LOOK AT THE RISKS, YEAH. 166 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,299 YEAH. 167 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,737 YOU KNOW, IF-- 168 00:08:56,837 --> 00:09:01,842 LIKE, IF I WAS GONNA TAKE OFF WITH HIM... 169 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:08,949 YOU KNOW, LIKE TAKE OFF TO ROME. 170 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,966 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ROME? 171 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:30,904 ( voice cracking ) I CALLED HER CELL PHONE. 172 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:35,508 SHE PICKED UP, AND I HEARD IN THE BACKGROUND 173 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,811 SOME GUY SAY SOMETHING LIKE, 174 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,648 "WHERE DO YOU WANT HIM TO PUT THE TRAY, BABE?" 175 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:43,684 THEN I HEARD HER SHUSHING HIM, 176 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,819 AND THEN HER VOICE GOT ALL ECHOEY, 177 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,989 LIKE SHE WENT INTO THE BATHROOM TO FINISH THE CONVERSATION. 178 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,825 THAT WAS THAT. 179 00:09:55,896 --> 00:10:02,002 HE SOUNDED REALLY GROSS, LIKE-- HE CALLED HER BABE. 180 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,773 SO MUCH FOR "I JUST NEED A LITTLE BREAK FROM CARPOOLING," RIGHT? 181 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:11,411 I MEAN, DAD, HERE YOU ARE TRYING TO STOP ME FROM MAKING A MISTAKE 182 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:15,048 AND SHE IS SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE THAT ISN'T YOU. 183 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:18,618 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY. WHY IS SHE DOING THAT? 184 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,788 LOOK, ROSIE, WE-- 185 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:23,991 WE ARE TRYING TO WORK THIS OUT TOGETHER. 186 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,126 DAD, SHE IS SCREWING ANOTHER GUY. 187 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,061 DID THIS JUST HAPPEN OUT OF THE BLUE? 188 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,562 ROSIE, LOOK. 189 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,931 IT'S TAKEN A REALLY LONG TIME 190 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,933 FOR YOUR MOTHER AND ME TO GET TO THIS POINT. 191 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:36,169 WHAT YOUR MOTHER DID OR DIDN'T DO ISN'T-- 192 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:39,506 WAIT. ARE YOU SAYING WHAT SHE'S DOING ISN'T WRONG? 193 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,742 NO, WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT IT'S-- 194 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,543 IT'S A SYMPTOM 195 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,346 - OF SOMETHING ELSE THAT'S GOING ON. - OKAY OKAY. 196 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,981 WHATEVER IT IS, CAN YOU FIX IT? 197 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:51,151 ROSIE, I-- I AM TRYING TO WORK ON IT. 198 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,921 HOW HARD? BECAUSE THIS WHOLE WEEKEND 199 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,689 WITH IAN HOME, IT'S LIKE, "DUM-DE-DUM. 200 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,825 EVERYTHING IS FINE. EVERYTHING IS NORMAL." 201 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,492 IAN IS COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS. 202 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,628 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, BREAK YOUR MOTHER'S CAR WINDOWS? 203 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:05,432 DAD, IT WORKED. HIS STEPDAD NEVER FUCKED WITH HIM AGAIN THAT. 204 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,768 WELL, IT'S-- IT'S... 205 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,805 IT'S A BIT EXTREME, DON'T YOU THINK? 206 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,975 ANOTHER MAN IS TAKING YOUR WIFE TO ROME. 207 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,010 ISN'T THAT PRETTY EXTREME? 208 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:26,319 WHY IS SHE DOING THIS TO US? 209 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,189 ROSIE... 210 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:36,029 JUST PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU WILL FIX IT, OKAY? 211 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:39,299 PLEASE, TELL ME YOU'LL FIX THIS. 212 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,028 - HEY. - HEY. 213 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,330 YOU KNOW WHERE THE GOOD DOWN PILLOW ON MY BED WENT? 214 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:14,067 I WANTED TO TAKE IT WITH ME, AND MOM SAID YOU MIGHT KNOW WHERE IT IS. 215 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:17,304 I SOMETIMES NAP DOWN HERE. 216 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,080 SO, ARE YOU-- 217 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,749 ARE YOU ALL SET TO GO? 218 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,419 UH, YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. 219 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:38,091 WOULD YOU MIND HANGING OUT FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES 220 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:41,094 UNTIL YOUR MOM AND MAX GET BACK? 221 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,496 SHE JUST CALLED ME FROM THE SPORTING GOODS STORE. 222 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,432 YEAH, DEFINITELY. 223 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:49,169 I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYONE SO EXCITED ABOUT GETTING TO WEAR A CUP. 224 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,270 ( chuckles ) 225 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:54,875 HE'D BE REALLY, UH, HAPPY IF YOU, UH-- 226 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,643 IF YOU WENT TO SEE HIM IN ONE OF HIS GAMES. 227 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:59,312 IT'D MEAN A LOT TO HIM 228 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:02,049 TO HAVE HIS BROTHER COME DOWN AND WATCH HIM PLAY, 229 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,717 EVEN IF YOU HAD TO CUT OUT OF SCHOOL ONE FRIDAY. 230 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,821 YOU KNOW YOU SOUND EXACTLY LIKE MOM, RIGHT? 231 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:11,058 HOW DO YOU DO THAT, ANYWAY? YOU GOT HER VOICE COMING OUT OF YOUR BODY. 232 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:14,694 IT'S LIKE-- WHAT YOU CALL IT? 233 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,628 VENTRILOQUISM. 234 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,631 YEAH. YEAH, THAT. 235 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:21,068 SO WHY NO MORNING PATIENT? 236 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,004 I THOUGHT EVERYONE'S ALWAYS FIGHTING FOR THOSE EARLY SLOTS. 237 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,574 UH, IT CHANGES, YOU KNOW. THEY COME, THEY GO. 238 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,710 I'VE HAD A FEW PATIENTS THAT HAVE LEFT. 239 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,680 REALLY? CURED? 240 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,682 - WELL... - CONGRATS. 241 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,651 - IS THAT WEIRD? - WHAT? 242 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,788 YOU SPEND ALL THIS TIME WITH PEOPLE HELPING THEM DEAL WITH THEIR SHIT 243 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,023 AND THEN THEY'RE GONE. 244 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,025 IS IT LIKE ME GOING OFF TO COLLEGE AGAIN? 245 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,427 "GOODBYE, GOOD LUCK, DON'T BE A STRANGER"? 246 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,931 I THINK YOU'RE FORGETTING I WAS THE ONE WHO ENCOURAGED YOU TO GO TO COLLEGE. 247 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,933 BECAUSE OF CHLOE. 248 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,801 - NOT BECAUSE OF-- - NO, IT'S COOL. 249 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,003 YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HER. 250 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:59,772 WE WEREN'T MEANT FOR EACH OTHER. 251 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:02,075 I JUST-- I COULDN'T SEE IT. 252 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,577 I DON'T REMEMBER IT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH-- 253 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,780 HEY, DAD, YOU KNOW... 254 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,050 I DON'T KNOW IF I EVEN LOVED HER. 255 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,953 MAYBE I DID. I-- 256 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,056 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I DON'T KNOW. 257 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,324 I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT. 258 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,092 DO YOU EVER TALK TO HER? 259 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,329 SHE CALLED ONCE AND LEFT A MESSAGE. I LEFT HER A MESSAGE, 260 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,396 BLAH BLAH BLAH. 261 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:28,435 MMM. SO ARE YOU SEEING ANYBODY AT THE MOMENT? 262 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,671 NO. 263 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:36,109 LOTS OF GIRLS RIGHT NOW. IT'S JUST NOT HAPPENING FOR ME. 264 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,579 I DON'T KNOW. IF I'M HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS AT 20, 265 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:42,082 - DOES THAT MEAN I'M NOT GOING TO LIVE PAST 40? - (both chuckle ) 266 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,251 IT'S NOT A MIDLIFE CRISIS, BELIEVE ME. 267 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,086 YOU WOULD KNOW, WOULDN'T YOU? 268 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,988 YEAH. 269 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,392 SO HOW MANY GIRLS ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 270 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,095 COME ON, DAD. 271 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,931 I JUST WANT A-- LIKE A-- 272 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:01,701 APPROXIMATELY HOW MANY? I'M CURIOUS. 273 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,604 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE, LIKE, UH... 274 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,406 FOUR OR FIVE. 275 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,041 FOUR OR FIVE. WOW. 276 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,943 YOU SLEPT WITH FIVE GIRLS? 277 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:14,314 IS THAT JUST COUNTING THIS YEAR? 278 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,483 LOOK, FIVE IS NOTHING, OKAY? 279 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,251 HENRY, MY ROOMMATE, 280 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,553 HE TOLD ME THAT IF ANYONE ASKS 281 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,289 TO JUST ROUND UP. 282 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,856 APPARENTLY FIVE IS TOTAL LOSERVILLE. 283 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,960 REALLY? WOW. 284 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,728 THE TRUTH IS I GET BORED. 285 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:31,965 THREE MONTHS, YOU KNOW, THAT'S AS LONG AS THEY EVER LAST. 286 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,636 CHLOE WAS NINE MONTHS, 287 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,905 BUT, I MEAN-- 288 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,874 WELL, THE LAST TWO DIDN'T REALLY COUNT 'CAUSE SHE WAS AWAY 289 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:42,909 AND I WAS AWAY. 290 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:46,213 AND ANYWAY, I WAS-- 291 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,115 I WAS CHEATING ON HER WITH MAGGIE. 292 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:51,184 YOU REMEMBER MAGGIE, RIGHT, THE VIOLIN PLAYER? 293 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,186 YEAH. YOU WERE CHEATING-- 294 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,522 YOU WERE CHEATING ON CHLOE WITH MAGGIE? 295 00:15:58,691 --> 00:15:59,926 WHAT CAN I SAY, MAN? 296 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,162 THERE WAS A LOT OF BEER INVOLVED. 297 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,171 HAVE YOU-- 298 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,640 HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO ROSIE LATELY? 299 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:14,707 ABOUT WHAT? 300 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,744 UM... ( clears throat ) 301 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,913 I THINK THAT, UM... 302 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,783 I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT-- 303 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:28,788 WELL, THERE'S-- THERE'S BEEN SOME STUFF GOING ON BETWEEN-- 304 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,691 BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND ME. 305 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:35,195 I THOUGHT MAYBE-- 306 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,597 MAYBE ROSIE HAD MENTIONED IT. 307 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,532 WHAT KIND OF STUFF? 308 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:44,437 I DON'T KNOW. WE-- WE-- WE'VE... 309 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,474 WE'VE BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS. 310 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,043 YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS HAVING PROBLEMS. 311 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,245 REALLY? YOU THINK SO? 312 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,782 YEAH, WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 313 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,884 WELL, THIS STUFF IS NEW, 314 00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,952 AND, UH... 315 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,689 WELL, IT'S-- IT'S SOMETHING THAT 316 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,725 WE REALLY HAVE TO WORK ON. 317 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,564 WELL, IT SOUNDS BIG. 318 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,933 YOU DIDN'T, LIKE, SLEEP WITH SOMEONE ELSE, DID YOU? 319 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,668 NO NO NO NO. 320 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,172 DID MOM? 321 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,575 LOOK, IAN, I... 322 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,313 IS MOM HAVING AN AFFAIR? 323 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,950 NO, SHE'S NOT. IT'S, UM-- 324 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,487 IT'S ME, ACTUALLY. 325 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,090 I'VE, UM-- 326 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,392 I-- I-- MET SOMEBODY, AND-- 327 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:43,330 BUT WE'RE NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR. 328 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,569 WOW. 329 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:50,837 UM-- 330 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,107 DO I KNOW HER? 331 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,509 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 332 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,715 IS SHE A PATIENT? 333 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,253 NO, SHE'S NOT A PATIENT. 334 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,258 WELL... 335 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,963 ARE YOU HAPPY OR ARE YOU MISERABLE ABOUT IT? 336 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,331 I CAN'T TELL. 337 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,500 I'M BOTH. 338 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,036 I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT THERE'S A PART OF ME THAT-- 339 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,206 THAT WISHES I-- 340 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,975 I DIDN'T FEEL THE WAY I DO, AND THEN THERE'S-- 341 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,378 ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HER? 342 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,515 I DON'T KNOW. 343 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,849 I'M NOT SURE. 344 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,589 SO... 345 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,293 ARE YOU AND MOM SPLITTING UP? 346 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:50,297 WE'RE TRYING TO WORK IT OUT AT THE MOMENT. 347 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:02,675 WELL, MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BEST. 348 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,777 YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME. YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED LONGER 349 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,314 THAN I'VE BEEN ALIVE. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 350 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,951 I'D SAY YOU'RE ENTITLED TO HAVE SOME FUN. 351 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,520 DIDN'T I SAY THAT TO YOU? 352 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:18,491 - WHEN? - WHEN YOU FIRST WENT TO SCHOOL. 353 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,561 ABOUT CHLOE, I SAID, "YOU'RE 18 YEARS OF AGE 354 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,664 AND YOU'RE ENTITLED TO HAVE SOME FUN." REMEMBER THAT? 355 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:28,201 SO WHAT? I TOLD YOU YOU WERE PROBABLY RIGHT ABOUT IT. 356 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,470 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE? 357 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,440 BUT THAT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SITUATION. 358 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,409 YOU WERE JUST A KID. I'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR OVER 20 YEARS. 359 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:40,547 IT'S RIDICULOUS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, REALLY. 360 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,549 ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, DAD? 361 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,584 "I THINK YOU'RE A TOTAL ASSHOLE SHITHEAD?" 362 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,786 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SAY I'M A TOTAL ASSHOLE AND A SHITHEAD, 363 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,422 BECAUSE I THINK THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 364 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,793 WHATEVER, DAD. THIS IS STUPID. 365 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,529 LOOK, IAN, YOU KNOW-- 366 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,333 I KNOW WHEN MY PARENTS SPLIT UP, I-- 367 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,201 I HAD TO STRUGGLE FOR A LONG TIME. 368 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,437 IN SOME WAYS I'M NOT EVEN SURE THAT I EVER-- 369 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,205 WELL, I'M NOT YOU, DAD. 370 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,241 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 371 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,310 "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE"? 372 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,811 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO OUR FAMILY?" 373 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,413 I MEAN-- 374 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,748 OR MAYBE YOU JUST-- YOU WANT ME TO STOP YOU? 375 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:19,686 LOOK, I GET IT, OKAY? I GET WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 376 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:22,154 I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW AFTER 23 YEARS OF MARRIAGE 377 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,556 YOU COULD GET TIRED OF STUFF-- 378 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,826 ALL THE NAGGING AND ALL THOSE LONG-SUFFERING- 379 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:30,229 SILENT-BUT-DEADLY LOOKS THAT SHE GIVES YOU WHEN YOU LET HER DOWN. 380 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,699 I MEAN, SHE DOES IT TO ROSIE, TO ME-- 381 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:35,201 EVERYTHING FROM SOME TONE YOU'RE USING IN YOUR VOICE 382 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,603 TO LEAVING A WET TOWEL ON THE BED-- 383 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,105 THEY'RE ISSUES THAT YOU HAVE WITH HER. 384 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,374 THEY'RE NOT NECESSARILY MINE. 385 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,109 YOU THINK IT'S SO DIFFERENT WITH YOU? 386 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:48,147 YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE SHE'S ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED OR SOMETHING? 387 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,149 I MEAN, THE WOMAN HAS GOT A MARTYR COMPLEX. 388 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,884 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN DEAL WITH IT. 389 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,553 UH-- 390 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,054 MARTYR? 391 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:59,258 THAT WOMAN PUT HER CAREER ON HOLD FOR 15 YEARS FOR YOU. 392 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,895 SHE TOOK YOU TO BASEBALL GAMES. SHE TOOK YOU TO GUITAR LESSONS. 393 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,632 SHE WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU. 394 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,000 I THINK SHE'S ENTITLED TO SOME KIND OF GRATITUDE 395 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,702 ALONG THE LINE, DON'T YOU THINK? 396 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,806 I KNOW. 397 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,444 I DIDN'T MEAN TO... 398 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,913 JUST-- WHATEVER. 399 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:24,016 DON'T SAY THAT WORD TO ME. "WHATEVER." GOD, I HATE THAT WORD. "WHATEVER." 400 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,284 IT'S SUCH A COP-OUT. 401 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,819 LOOK, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 402 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:29,389 I WANT YOU TO HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT FOR YOUR MOTHER, 403 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,290 THAT'S ALL. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? 404 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:35,094 I DO, BUT IS IT SO IMPOSSIBLE THAT I COULD BE GENUINELY ON YOUR SIDE? 405 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,296 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE SIDES, IAN. 406 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,732 I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO TAKE SIDES. 407 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,206 MAYBE IT WASN'T FAIR OF ME TO-- 408 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,008 I KNOW THIS IS A LOT FOR YOU TO DEAL WITH-- 409 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:50,377 THAT'S A COP-OUT, OKAY? 410 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,978 YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, DAD. 411 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:55,181 I'M OLD ENOUGH TO TELL, BUT I'M TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND IT? 412 00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:56,416 DON'T PATRONIZE ME. 413 00:21:56,516 --> 00:22:00,319 I DON'T MEAN TO PATRONIZE YOU. I DON'T. 414 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:04,724 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING LIKE THIS TAKES A LONG TIME TO PROCESS. 415 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,159 I KNOW YOU HAVE THESE FEELINGS. I JUST WANT US TO 416 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:10,329 BE ABLE TO-- TO TALK ABOUT THEM, YOU KNOW? 417 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:14,333 THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME. 418 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,803 IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT I FEEL OR WHY I FEEL IT. 419 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,104 IT'S ABOUT YOU. 420 00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:20,840 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 421 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,542 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 422 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,085 ( door opens, closes ) 423 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:41,961 ( soft piano music playing )