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Peek-a-boo!!!
No, no, no.. I didn't mean to startle you, my little baby.
Shhhhh!!!
Hush little vampire don't say word,
Pappa's gonna bite the head off a bird...
My baby boo baa..
I want to give your tool.
Nice, but maybe a little more square foot
I wanna put a lot of monsters soon.
Soon little baby, I'm gonna catch you.
What out there?
Owh.. We never go out.
Ever!
Many monsters run away, we're forced to go hiding.
But Harry, the human found them.
- And jump out to their bed. - I scared!!
And burn their clothes.
And bite their toes.
And took their candy!!
Don't take my candy.
Baby touch, you dont need to be frighten,
I promised to your mommy, I'd protect you forever!
My beautiful Mavis..
let me wipe all your poop away.
Those humans are nasty
so with Daddy you will stay,
And if a human tries to harm you,
I'll simply say..
Because you're Daddy's girl.
Daddy's girl.
Just bend the legs and push off.
Trust me, Mavv.
Fly, fly!!
Look at you!!
Faster, Mavis. Faster!!
Look out, my little Voodoo Doll!!
Excuse me, Sir.
What? What?!
Ouchh!!
I'm okay.
It's ready.
Looks good.
Only monsters can get in?
Owh, absolutely!
It hidden real nice.
We got 400 acres haunting forest in front of you.
You got the land dead live as villagers
Anywho who's destined to even look over there,
will run away, real quick.
But of course, be smart!
No bonfires, no fireworks shows.
Yeah, no, no. No, no fires. I get it, I get it.
This time, my lovely Martha.
The place we always talked about for Mavis,
No one will ever harm her, dear.
'HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA'
'Present Day'
Yeah, it summer nightmare.
Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!
Human-free since 1890.
A safest destination,
Take an ID for it.
I've totally designed spectacular schedule of events.
All this is for my daughter's birthday extravaganza tomorrow.
We always look forward to come in over here, Count?
We enjoy the safety so much!
Of course, thats why built it.
Yes, good evening!
.....
Thank you, Muddy. You look pale as well.
Sir, Sir, Sir!
We have an urgent plumbing issue!
Plumbing? On it.
Mr. Ghouligan.
There was a clogged toilet, room 348.
It's okey, we all get stomachache, Mr. Bigfoot.
Hey, kids. Relax.
You're only supposed to make mom and dad miserable!
No, no. It is not the way to behave.
This is a hotel, not a cemetery.
Sorry, uncle Drac.
- Drac, how are you! -Wayne, my old friend.
Couldn't wait for this weekend.
Always great to be at the shadows for a couple days.
Your family looks beautiful.
Let me just clean up their filth. Housekeeping!
Frankie, my boy! Look at you.
Still traveling by mail, Mr Cheapo, huh?
It's not the money thing. I've a plan for real day,
- I mean.. at any moment to sending the card.. - Owh, yeah, yeah...
Fire bad!!
We know.
Azastis, Horegic, Come on. Does that looks like Frankenstein's head?
Hey, Drac, buddy, what's going on with your cape there.
- Buddy. - Buddy?
Who pinched me?
Guilty?
You're irresisstable.
Yeah, that amusing, Invisible Man.
Hello, great to.. 'see you'.
I'll never get off.
Miss me.
Miss me, miss me, miss me.
Okey, you win. Hold this bacon.
Why am I holding bacon?? Arrghh!!
No. Get them off. Arrghh.
Here come the party!!
Hello, buddy!!
Drac!! Whats up, buddy?
Sands!! Murray, the sands. Always with the sands.
Wolfy, Wanda!! Frank!!
I love this guy! You always look full joke.
You're looking scary too. Even you're just the head.
So what's up Drac. Oh dude, you look awful hot.
Hey, guys. Watch this.
If I win, you're ready to get the direction.
Owh, good, good.
Owh, terrific
- You're kidding me, right? In my lobby. - Drac..
I swear man. I.. I dont want like that.
Housekeeping!
I was not the cause of that.
It's ready.
HAPPY 118TH BIRTHDAY MAVIS.
If only Martha were here to see this.
She's always here, Wanda.
Okey, friends. I'm so glad you're here to celebrate.
Another birthday for my sweet litte Mavis,
and another successful year of the refuge..
from them..
These are recent human averages and surveillance has uncover.
They are getting fatter, so has too overpower.
And they're wearing less clothing,
allowing more movements to strangle us,
or cut upon our heads, and put candy in it.
But they will never find us here.
Evil villain, you will never win!
Okie dokie, the fun start in 30 minutes.
Right now, I've to see my little girl.
She's not a little anymore!
Yeah, she's warghhhhh!!!!!
What's going on out there? Were we at the hotel?
Frank!! Did you book us for a Dame Deu Massage??
Did you get us the table at hunchback? Did you do anything?
- You're welcome. - What's going on?
Dad, you said that when I turn to 118, I can go out to the world..
..like every other one joke like us come and go to this hotel
But Mavy Wavy, it isn't safe. Bleh, bleh, bleh.
Dad, 30 years ago you promised, I remember while we're both eating mice,
and you specificly said that you gave me your word.
Do not disturb. Do not disturb.
Good morning, your eminence.
Maid, clean up this room.
Owh, it's you. Glad you can make it.
- Is she up yet? - Owh, she's up.
She's ready to go. And by go, I mean go.
As she go check the world out, what you gonna do?
What you gonna say?
I get it covered. Please, relax. Just do your job.
Good morning Mavy Wavy. Happy birthday, my little mouse.
Thank you, dad. I know it's my birthday.
I have so much fun plans. Wuu huu!!
But first, we'll go catch some scorpions together.
Just the two of us. Yes little..
Dad! Please let me speak.
There's something we have to talk about.
You want to go out into the world. You can.
Ah hah!! I knew you're gonna say that. But dad.
You gave me you word. You know that I know..
that Dracula's word is a sacred.
That our trust is the core of our..
Wait, what??
I said, you can go.
- You're just playing with me. - Oh, no, no, no.
You're older enough to drive a hearse now.
You're older enough to make your own choices.
You can go.
Holy Rabies. Holy Rabies.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop.
Wait a second, sweet bat.
- Where are you going? - Owh, I'm going to paradise.
And this is some stuff that I though I would need.
- Paradise? - Yeah, you know.
It's a place out there where you and mom met.
Auntie Wanda said you two were just like.. Zing!!
I.. I dont know from 'zing'. Whe.. Where do you find that card?
In one of your drawers.
Why weren't you ever tell me about how you're met?
It's actually Hawaii.
Haw.. wa.. What?
Look, honey. I know you're excited.
But everyone is going to graveland to come see you on your birthday.
I know. They always do.
I may getting a little old birthday parties.
I love them, but.. I really want to see new things.
I need somebody in my age.
Come on. No, no, don't do that.
Don't give the powty bat face.
Okey, there is a human village just a little ways past the cemetery.
You could go there and be back in like 30 minutes. So..
It should be plenty for your first time.
Well, it's not Haweewee, but.. I guess it still technically out there.
Okay, okay, okay.
- Thanks for trusting me. - Of course my little one.
I gave you my word.
- Heyyy.. - Honey, what you do?
Hey guys,
- You excited about tomorrow? - Not excited as I am right now.
You're not gonna believe this, but Dad has let me go out on my own..
- ..to see a human village - What? Whoa!!
Excuse me! Drac, have you boasted?
Let your own tour the out there..
..with those horrible human you always tell us about?
That's why you built this place. They hate us.
They've vicious! And they're very loud!!
Auntie Eunice, maybe they have changed.
I'm just gonna fly on the street and see how it goes.
Okay, honey. Be safe.
Bring warm cloth and the sword.
And look out for pitchforks.
Don't you let anyone scoop your brains out, either.
Maybe stay in the shadows,
it's more fun to just observe from under a house.
Guys, guys. She can handle it. She's a Dracula, for Pete's sake.
Seriously, watch out for fire. Fire bad.
Bye everyone.
Drac, I can't believe how calm you're about her leaving.
Yeah I'm. I'm proud of you.
Drac.
Drac
Where is the Draco.
That's the cemetery. Just like Dad said.
Urmm.. Hello.
Is anybody out there?
Vampire!!
Bite off toes!
Owh.. Hi, humans.
Everything's okay? My name is Mavis Dracula,
and, I..
Vampire!!
Don't get me wrong.. Really? Urmm..
Vampire!!
We take your candy! Candy!!
Friendly, I really am..
Calm down now.
I just wanted to say 'hi'.
Vampire!!
Please. I'm never hurt anyone. I'm homeschooled.
Is that garlic?
Hold on right this. You're on fire.
Can I do anything? Can I help you?
Dad was right.
It's works.
Now, my baby will be safe..
..forever.
All right, everybody. Get back to work.
Hey, you don't need a manikin!
Leave the manikin here. Come back.
Where have you been? Why are you sneaking around?
Shhh.. Quiet.
Sweetheart. Are you returned? So soon?
Urm, come in, Dad.
How did it go? How is the big world?
How was is out there?
- It was okay, Dad. - Whoa, what's the matter?
Dad, you were right. Humans are awful.
For everything you said, they want to bite my toes.
- Your toes? - And thay had garlic.
- On bread. - What?!!
Look at me, I'm getting goosebumps, I'm so scared.
I'm so sorry, sweetheart. I hate that you had to see that.
I'm so sorry, I doubted you.
I'll never leave here again.
O... okay, okay.
Look, Dad is gonna make you the best this birthday ever.
Look what I brought you.
Your worm cake!
Don't be sad anymore. Remember..
..this is the year we open mommy's present for you.
- What did she get me? - We'll see.
She said, never to open until your 118th. We've waited this long.
You eat your wormcake. Come down whenever you're ready, honey.
Huhh..
- Uhh.. What did you do? - What I had to.
- Uh huh. - She will thanks me one day.
Yeah. That's what the guy who shrunk my head said.
- Heeeyy... - Yes, what do you want, a cookie?
You did all right, man. Move on.
Whoopp!!
Vampire!!
Bite her!!
A human!
Who are you? And did you find this place?
Owh, I'm Jonathan. And I was just mount climbing with some dudes.
I heard this story about the spooky forest.
And, who's not going to the spooky forest, right?
But then I see this crazy looking dude on fire.
And I just get following them, its like amazing castle.
But of course, be smart!
No bonfires, no firework shows.
- How many of you are there? - Just me.
I like to be here alone.
You meet so many awesome people in the youth hostels.
Hey, speaking of awesome, that cape thing is killing it!
Is there a costume party here?
What have I done? This is all my fault.
You have to leave!
- Owh. no! - Excuse me,
one of your piranhas in the castle is very rude.
He ate my sister-in-law.
I'll be right with you.
Mr. Dracula,we asked for a room with a view of the pool!
The room is fine, we wanna book a massage.
Aroma Therapy.
- I'll get back to you, Mr. Hydra-burg. - I hope so.
He thinks it's a joke.
Drac!
Hey, Drac. How is going on with Mavis?
Hey, where do you go?
Woww!! This suite is kind a small for a big castle.
No bed, but check out this awesome dustpan they're giving.
Quiet you fool.
What weapons are you keeping in this containers? Your pitchforks?
Arrrghhh!!! I can't breath!
It's killing me.
"Yeah, definitely in need of a fluff and fold.
What is this? A torture device? A secret mind-controller?
You won't read my thoughts! I won't let you!
Dude, it just music. Here try it.
Hooo!! It's taking my soul!! Argghhh!!!
What? It's a good jam. Don't be a grandpa.
You need to go. No human has ever enter this castle.
And if someone should see you..
The safety of the hotel, the sanctuary..
No one would ever come again!
Oww yeah! Go for it!
Ever go again! I love your dracula voice.
it's so over the top.
And Mavis.. if she saw you.. she would know that I lied. No!!
Who's Mavis? Is this her room?
I'm good with the roommate. I've six brothers grown up.
So I can totally share.
I can't kill him. It would set monsters back hundred of years
Once I'm at Hamburger, I remember this dude who I caught stealing my shampoo,
I said, 'whoa man', and he threw flower pot at me. But he was cool.
What are you babbling about?
What? Whoa!! Check out these awesome costumes.
Costumes.
Uh.. What is this..
Sorry, may I ask you give back my backpacks. You know,
everything I own is in there.
They will be right here.
Okay, just, I love my backpack.
Oh, wait. What you do? What you do right here?
Someone. Uh ow..
Check it out! I'm a Franken-homie!
- Yes, hello. - Look at me!
This is totally normal. Not a problem here.
- This is just a monster with me. - Everybody step their up tonight!
Wait, what are we doing towards the front door, dude?
- Monsieur Dracula! - Hey sniffy, what's going on?
Not right now, Quasimodo.
What?
No! Don't be absurd.
That's not a human, but Monsieur Dracula.
How ridiculous. It's me!
Pardon, Mademoiselle.
That Deviled Lizard fingers.
Deviled Lizard fingers? I asked for spleens and blankets!
Stupid bull! I told you, he doesn't like Deviled Lizard fingers!
- But, but you said.. - No buts..
Yeah! Check that costume out!
Wow, seriously. I just have to ask you.
How are you putting this off?
I mean, it looks so real, like I can just put my hand right thru it.
- What do you think you're doing? - Uhh..
She's.. She's real! You're real!
Yeah! I'll give you my real big. Keep your hand out of my wife!
Ouchh!!
Honey, I just didn't know where you were?
We thought you'd stay out.
Owh, no. I don't know why I ever want to go out of here.
The humans are so boring.
Mavis, honey. Are you all right?
Yeah, I think so.
- That was weird. - Owh.. my head hurts.
- Urm, who is that? - Who is what?
Owh, owh that. That's a nobody.
- Seriously, Dad? - Dad?!
Yeah, I know, Dracula's daughter. Everyone's freaked out at first.
- Dracula?! - Okay, we gotta go.
Arrgghh!! Please don't kill me! I'm so young.
I have so much places I wanna see!
I got tickets for sixteen merchant band concerts!
I'm getting out of here!
Shut up already. It's impossible for me to think with all your noise.
Sorry, Glen. Go back to sleep.
Wait, are you gonna suck my blood?
Urghh!! Classic human paranoia.
Human blood is so fatty, and you're never know where it's been.
So, Dracula doesn't drink blood?
No, I use a blood substitute.
Either new bloods, or blood beaters. You can tell the different.
So, wow!! You're like, real Count Dracula. Like..
I'm Dracula. Bleh, bleh, bleh.
I've never said that in my life.
Bleh, Bleh, Bleh. I don't know where they come from.
Uh, can I just ask? What exacly is this place?
What is this place?
It's a place I built for all those monsters out there lurking in the shadows,
hiding from the persecution of humankind.
A place for them and their families to come to, and be themselves.
A place void of torches, pitchforks, angry mobs!
A place of peace, relaxation, and tranquility.
Cool. So it's like a hotel for monsters?
Yes, exactly. A hotel for monster.
Way to sum it up.
Okay, hop on my bat, we're leaving.
Whoa, man. You're a bat now.
I always wanted to fly. But you like. Whoohoh.
This is insane. Wait, wait, I wanna stay.
Frankenstein can sign my costume? Can I meet the Invisible Man?
Hey, if I stuck my hand in Invisible Man's mouth, would it disappear?
- Hi! - Mavy!
What, what are you doing, my sweet little blood doll ?
Our friend was just leaving.
Yeah, he's flying me out of the window.
This guy is so funny.
Oh look! You have something on your face.
Play along if you ever want to see your precious backpack.
Whoa! So, wait.
You didn't have any clothes on when you were a bat?
Or were they bat-sized?
Who exactly is that?
Honey bat! You see? It's your birthday.
And you know I want you to have..
..the deadliest catchliest party of your life.
So, well, I, needed some help!
- You needed help? - Well, look. I'm very good.
But I thought it would be even more best-est special-est..
..if someone close to your age help plan the party.
- You're in my age? - Sure!
- Well how old are you? - 118.
One hundred and..!! Uhuh!!
Yeah! I'm 121.
- Really? - Mmm-hmm
You see? Everything is very, very normal.
- I throwing a party and he's helping. - Sir!!
- There's an emergency! - Not now.
Can't you see we're in a middle of something very normal here?
Wait, what's going on here?
There's an emergency in your precious hotel,
and you are not running to fix it?
- Why? Is because of him? - Whoa, He look at my face!
No, precious. It's not because of him.
Good! Then go check out the emergency and I'll keep him company.
- No!! Anything but that!! - What?
I mean, because he need time to plan.
And if you're keeping him company, then, he's not planning.
It's a company-keeping, then he planning.
- He doesn't get plan. - Uh huh.
- Good one. - Shut up!!
Uh, okay. So, maybe if you're not planning later,
we can hang out.
- Sounds good. - Yess, you hear that?
It sounds good!
So, you will hang out! See you later, my honey.
Lovely.
Okay, you're not hanging out. Because you're leaving.
But, that opposite you said.
But, sir! The emergency!
Follow me.
Boy, that kid smelled.
Where are we going?
Just getting little view through a secret tunnels so she does not see.
So, can I ask you a question?
- Is that real, about the garlic thing? - Yes, I cannot have it.
My throat swells.
Huh! Wood sticked to the heart?
Yeah. Well who are not killed.
Ahh, here we go.
Uhh, I'm sorry about.. I'm a little lost.
Yes, I know it's your honeymoon. I apologize.
Go, go back to doing what you were doing.
I'm not down here much. It's meant to be an exist..
..if human ever invade.
So I'm like a first human here, huh? That's really cool.
Ahh, boy. I think this it.
Argghh!! What's happening?
I terribly sorry. It's my mistake.
What is wrong with you people?!
Owh, man. This place is amazing!
Okay, I can rely you some silent right now.
All right, third time the..
Drac!
Ye.. yes, Frankie.
Hey, buddy. What you been doing?
Don't move.
Nevermind that! What you been do?
We want to practise our big number for Mavis' party.
And what we need through just get off the fan there.
Okay, put down Zombie Mozart, Bach
and the Beethoven this instant.
Did you get to rehearse at all, Zombi Beethoven?
Listen, Drac. We wanted to play something.
Like the old time.
Fellas, yo.. you know that I haven't song in public since Martha?
Yeah, but we just thought 'bout how much will Mavis love it.
I said no!!
Don't ask me again.
Okay, now let go these zombies and and all make up.
Wow, he really scary.
I wasn't scared. It's been.. it's been no point.
Hey, what do you doing here? I thought you're planning.
I, mm, I never called you a name?
- My name is Mavis. - Mavis?
- That's pretty nickname. - Yeah, my Mom picked it.
- So, are you gonna tell me your name? - Me?
Owh, my name? Huh..
Good question.
Well, obviously, I'm Frankenstein.
No, you're not. Frankenstein is my uncle over there.
The gentleman hugging Zombie Mozart.
Right! Of course he's your uncle.
Well, urmm.. See, I'm not the Frankenstein.
I'm his.. cousin. Johnny Stein??
- Johnny Stein? - Hey, Mavis.
Who.. is that?
Are these monsters gonna kill me?
Not as long as they think you're a monter.
- Huh? That's kinda racist. - We'll talk later.
- Oww, wait. Is.. is he making fun of me? - No, no!
Of course he's not. Because, he is..
He's your cousin! Johnny Stein!
Yes, yes, yes!
- I know I had no cousin. - No, no. You do.
He's your sixth cousin. Three times removed.
On your right arm's side.
You have a cousin?
Frank, if your right arm could talk,
it would tell you that the original owner of your right arm had a brother.
- Who married a woman, - Who was hanged!
Who strangle your pig!
I had pig-strangling blood in my arm??
That's kind a cool.
Well, cuz, great to meet you.
- So, what bring you here? - Warghh!! Who was that?
Whoa, sorry I, I should really clear my throat before I'm speak.
- Anyway, what bring you here? - Owh..
- Party.. planner.. - Yess.
I am recruited Mr.. Stein here to help me with Mavis' birthday party.
Wait a minute! You, ask someone to help you?
- Captain Control Freak? - It's Count, and yes..
I thought having a Mavis-Contemporary would be used.
Yeah! He totally needed a fresher perspective.
Okay, Johnny. Mr. Tight-Coffin over here was planning to have..
..these para-lameos play for the party.
- So, anyways. We thought, we can liven things up a bit. - Whoa!!
You all play? Let's check you guys out!!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, guys. Arghh.
- That's cute. But kinda old-school. - Yeah, thank you, Johnny.
You've got a totally tempo things up.
Here, let me show you.
Warewolf Man! Give me a jam!
- Awesome. - I'm so blonde away right now.
I think my cuz is gonna make this, the best party ever!!
Maybe you can find a way that keep me..
He not doing any of that!!
We've got to stay on the schedule, all right?
All right, Dad. All right.
- Johnny, you're coming to? - I don't know.. I got a
N 27.
G 61.
Bingo! Bingo!
How dare you! Do you know what that make me?
I'm into that.
Circus.
The fly?
Hands?
Vomit!
- The vomit? - The vomit!
No. That wasn't a clue.
Nursing?
- The emptiness? - Lazy?
Glasses? Glassy shaking?
- Uh.. Glassy shaking shy way. - Through the looking glass!
Nice.. stinky this.
I'm into that.
And pull it back, and top, and push.
And stretch, and back, and top and stretch, and push.
No, dont copy that.
And back, and top, and stretch,
Let me get the Boobonic Musnose ommelette..
..with cockroach paste and mouse jelly.
Owh, and it aaa.. put egg white.
Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula!
- May I make you an omelette? - No, no, no. I'm not hungry.
What? Esmeralda, you smelled it again?
- Human!! - I'm hungry.
Oww, Johnny you went to the Taj Mahal?
Come on. No monster is going to the Taj.
Man, I wish I could go there.
You know what? I'll take 50 ommelettes.
You're the man! Make them!!
You are fool as you are.
How did you do with the mobs?
Yeah, that's get pretty crazy on a summer.
But, you know. You just gotta roll.
He just rolls. That's cool that he rolls.
Yes, yes, cool. Look out, dropping. I brought you a bagel.
With your favourite, scream cheese!!
Holy Rabies, Thanks, Dad.
Johnny, try some scream cheese. It awesome.
Oww, cool. But I'm a scream cheese intolerance.
So, flip urm..
Yes, of course you are.
Johnny, can we party plan talk for a minutes?
What are you doing? If they find out you're human..
..they're go back home.
Relax. No one suspect anything.
The only thing that look weird is how much whispers you're doing.
Just wrap it up.
You'll say you're going in the pool and act excited.
And then, you'll say you hurt the back.
And you have to leave!
Here come good time!
Owh, dude. Owh, my back!
I'm on your back!
No, no! He said, 'owh, my back'!
- Get on my back! - Let's do it!
Oww, here we go! We'll get fight!!
What's you're up??
Look out, Sir Johnny. You're going down.
Owh yeah. We'll see, Mavy Wavy.
Okay, calm down with the fight chickens!!
Everyone stop the raft housing.
Frank, if you walk the south..
I got it, honey. The Stein boys are bred for this kind of thing.
Kids! Why're you do that?
I was in the pool, and the water is cold.
Don't judge me!
Johnny!
Your make up. Your make up!
Climb out now.
Oww, man. I guess the coward one didn't go for the swim.
Cannon ball!!
Oww you mess up, baby. You mess up big time.
I told you to take it down. You're ruin my hotel if they find out.
Maybe you just jealous that people are finally having fun with this place.
Wow, that, that was not fun.
Everyone running, jumping, swimming with no order.
- That was the opposite of fun. - Do you even know what fun is?
I invented it!
Boy, the wrong people get to be a model.
Look at me.
You remember nothing, every single town.
You have no memory on this place. Or the monsters who mad.
Now, go and never return.
- Wait, never return to the hotel? - What?
You're suppose to forget the hotel. I just use my power..
..to erase your memory. I look straight into your eyes.
- Owh, maybe is the contact lens. - The what?
It's a plastic that help me to see better.
Here let me just try to get them out of here quick.
Urghh!! That the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!
- No, almost got it. - Stop doing that. Stop doing that!
He takes it away from the eyeball. Enough!
Listen to me. You are never to return here.
You are to stay away, and never tell human about this place.
Or I will track you down. And suck every ounce of blood from your body.
Enough!
I can't believe it, man.
It couldn't be so great! Do ruin everything.
Suck my blood. Shouldn't you just said, I'm stay off, man.
Please don't kill me. I'm leaving! I'm leaving!
- Follow me. - Oh, no, no Mavis. I can't.
- I have to leave. - You sure?
- We'll having fun. - Okay.
He's not gonna see me, isn't he?
Wow, just look at the view from up here?
- You can almost see Budhapest. - Budhapest?
- Is that near Hawaifai? - Huh?
Uhh, you mean Hawaii? Yeah that place are knock out.
- I just went to music festival there. - A human music festival?
Uhh, I believe so.
So, did they all bite your toes and put the garlic bread on your face?
No, who wanted to
It's amazing. You put everywhere.
Well, you know. It's
We all gonna be, urm.. 121 once, right?
Gotta live it.
Yeah.
- Ow, man. The sun rise from here must be amazing. - Auw.
Owh, I'm sorry.
You probably haven't the see sun rise, have you?
No. not really. Why?
Come on. I have an idea.
Watch.
Deny that , you guys. That we have fun in here.
Is this not the best?
Yeah, I'm working up on nice sweat.
Once that Johnny kid gonna be done party planning.
- He's a great hand. - Yeah, he's an animal.
And it so nice see him and Mavis laughing and hit it over them.
Who's sitting what the.. Please.
Mavis could never be with someone of his kind.
That's I.
His kind?
You say our kind not good enough to you,
..you "lordship"?
No, no, Frank. I didn't..
I meant that she wouldn't be into someone with that..
..such red curly hair.
Ahh, what's wrong with red curly hair?
Why are you getting upset?
I have red curly hair!
Well, how I suppose to know that?
This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen.
Johnny!!
Looks, settle down, buddies! This is all the mood point.
Because Johnny, he left.
Wait the minute, he left?
Yes, he decided he didn't like Mavis.
Or, any of us!
Hi.
Hmm. I guess Johnny have second thought.
I can't believe you stalk around, man. You don't get it.
bad things are coming your away.
I can't, I can't get in my thought together.
Okay, you see these tables?
You can spending entire day pulling them out and placing them.
Party planner.
Oh, fantastic. I'm trapped here. Now I know how your daughter feels.
Enough! Enough! Stop!
Go to the corner! You're in the time out!
Time out? I'm a grown man!
Okay,
Table 37, please move to position 23.
- That is cool. - Face the wall!
17 to 48. 16 to 47. 19 to 50
- Awesome. - Let me do my work!
29 to 35. 42 to 18. 10 to 44.
- 39 to 24. - 36 up!
29 to 35
Whoa!!
71 to 90.
24 up!
7 to 25. 14 to 30.
Oww, where did you go, grandpa?
Don't freak out.
56 to 43 to my side.
Prepare to cry, billy backpack.
Yeah, we do it! High five, baby!
Whatever!
Yes, keep smelling.
You catch a human. And I'll make a human pot
47 to 45, 65, 26, 48, block his path.
Block his path!
Owh, come on, now good man. Nice!
I got you, buddy!
That is dirt!
Did you see that? Who is that guy who's suffering a lot?
I have to say, that.. was fun.
Uh, okay. The fun you're talking about earlier nailed this.
Johnny?!
Quasimodo!
Mavis?
Why are you still up? The sun is out. It could kill you, my honey girl.
I, I couldn't sleep. Do you know where Johnny went?
I don't know he.. Why do you want to know?
- Owh, urm.. - Do you like him?
What? No. Come on, Daddy.
It's so weird and awkward.
It's like are you an idiot or do you know you're adorable.
Hold tight.
Do you ever look at the Quasimodo?
Yes, Sir. He headed through the lobby to the kitchen.
I need him stopped immediately. Is that clear?
Yes. Squad, we are warming.
What is the meaning of this?
- Let me pass! - Quasimodo Wilson,
You are coming with us!
Why do that hurt to me?
Look, honey. There's no falling in love at your age.
Love at my age? Younis said Mom kiss you first
'cause you're to scared to make the first move.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just forget about me and Mom, and the kiss.
Dad, at some point, I'm going to get married.
- I can't be here forever. - What? Why not?!
You're been here out of your training fangs.
Wins again!!
When you're bump with the hump, you're land on your rump!!
But why all this sudden interest?
Everytime we used to talk about love, we're always.
Look Dad, that's gross! And, no, Dad. I don't want about that.
I don't know.
- Sir, he made it into the kitchen. - He what?
What do I pay you for? I'm sorry honey. I, I have..
He doesn't pay me.
Before you kill me, can I please talk to my backpack one more time?
I don't want to leave anything unresolved.
- Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula! - Stop your harmful.
Now you are helping him. What is with your anxious of human?
He's not human! He's a stein!
That's right little man. I'm a stein!
If he's a monster, let him scare Esmeralda!
The mouse?
Without the doubt.
Okay, here we go.
A human!! A human!!
Esmeralda. Help me.
Hay, thank for saving me back there. That guy is crazy!
Try to eat me.
There's something I need to show you.
Whoa!!
They're real funeral right now?
Ow, I know. It's you bed.
So creepy and cool.
Woww!! I know her.
I've seen that's picture "The Ruin of Lou Bova".
That's my favorite castle.
There's a horrow legend around it.
A legend?
The Lady Lou Bova.
The story is a Roman's Count met her by chance.
And they're said, that no two souls were ever more meant for each other.
Eventually, they settled down at a castle Lou Bova and have a child.
But then..
..a horrible tragedy happen.
A fire started misteriously one night.
And it killed both of them.
When I was at the castle, I can still feel their powerful love.
They said it's their soul are still trapped and ruins themselves.
The legend is wrong.
It was only.. the wife that died.
And there was no mystery who killed her.
She was killed by your kind!
- Honey. - Go hide. I'll take care of Mavis.
Vampire!
Martha!
They are the real monsters.
I built place for my love. To protect her child.
As a father you'll do averything to keep your family safe.
Even if you have to break their trust.
But now,
- Mavis has feeling for you. - What?
I, I just.
- Awesome. - It's all right. You're a good one.
If the world was different, maybe it would be possible.
Drac, this is the 21st century.
People weren't the same like they're back then.
Can you tell me for certain that if we came out in the open,
everyone will accept us?
Everyone??
No. You're right.
I'll go for good this time.
You can just say I had some emergency..
- The Grandma mighty ate me or something. - No, no, no.
I don't want to ruin her birthday party.
You can sneak out after it's all done.
I'm sorry.
The last thing I want to is to hurt her.
Or you.
You know, you're not as smooth as Frankenstein.
But you make a great vampire.
For real?
'cause i think I can got your hipnose down.
Oww, boy. Here we go. Let me see.
Beware! Before you're rid my power.
I can mend you to be.. the Warewolf Man.
I have too many kids.
Someone scratch me, I have flees.
Of course someone is going to help you with those..
Don't explain. It's not funny when you do that.
Waking for a wake up call.
Count Dracula arranged it for all the room.
- Where's the snooze button? - There will be no snoozy.
The party is today.
Oowh, yeah. Perfecto.
Wow, you're beautiful.
Thanks.
- Thanks for the party. - Owh, yeah.
You like my little touches?
That's amazing.
Terrific party.
That's gonna be the best party.
Sorry, big man.
Owh, Mavis. I'm greatly scare right now.
Maybe that's a good thing.
How could you? I thought I shared my pain with you.
- Wait, no.. - Dad, it was just a kiss.
- No, you're not allowed to kiss. - Dad, I'm allowed to do things.
I'm not 83 anymore. I'm allowed to like people..
..or go to see the world again.
What are you talk? You said you didn't like it.
Maybe I wanna give the village another chance.
I just need no worry, you know. I have to roll with that.
- Like Johnny did. - No, no!
You can't go to the village again!
Maybe you can make them see that we can be friend.
- No, that's impossible. - You can't be sure.
- It's only how you present yourself. - No, that won't make a different!
- How do you know? - Because it just wall!!
Why? Why won't it?
Because that village doesn't really exist!!
What do you mean? Doesn't exist?
- What did you do? - I, I did what I had to do.
What was it? What it exactly that you had to do?
Tell me!
I..
I built the town. The set put it all together.
The.. the zombies dressed up as the town's people.
Please, I..
If, if you really went out there and something happen to you,
I, I, just couldn't live with myself.
Then you can live with this?
Lying to me? Tricking me?
Keeping me here forever, when you knew my dream was to go.
Oil??
English please.
Your voice is really annoying.
Wait. I speak frozen.
He says Dracula has brought a human into the hotel.
What?
- A human? - Stay close, spooky.
He says, there is the human,
He has french accents.
Johnny is not a human. He's my right on causin.
- He's lying! - Yeah.
And why he's peeking his nose?
He says, it's a long story.
Hey, wait, no! Get off of me.
He says, behold the human.
Is it true?
Are you a human?
Yes.
I'm so sorry.
I, I don't care.
I just wanna be with you.
Well, it's though!
'cause I don't wanna be with you.
Because, you're a monster.
And I hate monsters!
Goodbye!
Please don't hurt me.
This is all your fault!
Oww, here we come.
Come f***ing me! I'm just lay my eyes to you.
'cause I don't even want mmm..
Mavis honey, are, are you in there?
Mavis!
Mavis, where are you!
Mavis!
Can you do me a favor?
Yes, yes, of course, darling. Anything.
Would you erase my mind?
No, no, no. I won't do that.
There's too much I want you to remember.
You're right, Dad. The human hate us.
Sweetheart.
There are so many eligible monster out there. You, you're so young tu..
What is it? What are you reading?
True Love. By Mom.
For Your 118th Birthday
Two lonely bats, crashed in a night.
The felt a Zing, Love at first sight.
They knew right then, they would be husband and wife.
For a Zing only happens once in your life.
Your Zing will come, my Love. Cherish it.
Love, - Mommy -
- I thoughy we're zing, Dad. - Huh?
- You and Johnny? - I guess it's only me.
But, you should be happy, Dad. No reason for me to leave.
I have no more dreams.
I'm just like you now.
Martha, what've I done?
Why it is mini bar charge?
Honey, the kids throw the mini park out the window.
- And that's how it fall? - Yeah.
Excuse me!
Excuse me, I've got a couple of people as an express mail.
Friends, please. Stop.
- It's too late, black bat! - Please, I'm begging you.
I need you to help me find Johnny.
The human? He could've killed us!
He touched my guitar!
He put his hand in my mouth. To see if we're disappears.
He let me eat his scooter!
I know, I lied.
I was wrong.
But you have to believe this. Johnny, wasn't a bad guy.
The truth is, I don't even know if human are bad anymore.
Frank, come on, buddy.
You understand.
He's not walking to you.
First you tell us human are bad. Now they're good. What else?
Up is down, cold is hot, Ramos don't smell.
Hey!
I really like Johnny. Of course, you don't know.
He told us fun stories.
- I think they zing. - They zing?
But I got in the way.
You only zing once in your life.
- Oyy, no you couldn't talk 'bout it. - I don't care!!
And what are we doing? Let's get Johnny. Come on!!
Yeah.. Let's go!!
Okay, okay. Where am I going?
The human world. Before Johnny is gone forever.
But what about the sun?
I dont know. I'll just have to.. roll.
He just rolls. Roll another one.
So we follow his footprints.
When they run out, that where you coming your way. - Me?
There!
Yes! I knew something would fall at the back backpack.
That's stink!
Work your magic.
Wait. You want me to track this smell?
No, no, no. My sniffing tracking is away behind me.
You know how many diapers have I changed?
How many of number two have destroy this thing?
But..
Sit!!
Smell.
I said, smell.
Not me, the shirt! The shirt!
No any of your kids, still respect you?
Give me a second. Owh, yeah.
Britney!!
He got into a car. A '86 Fiat.
It need a little machine work. But, otherwise are okay.
It drove through town to the airport.
Flight 497. 8 am.. departure.
That's in 15 minutes!
C 23 A.
- He ordered a vegetarian meal. - Okay, thank you, cutie.
Now all of you. Go back to your mother!
Sheep!
Whuu!! High five!! Don't let me hang it.
- Urggghhh!!! Lots of sheeps!! - I've got this one.
What? Now there's no sheep on the road. Let's go
That was preety sick, man.
You eat lamb chop, it just the same thing.
We don't have a time for this. Come on! Let's move it!
Look! A human.
Welcome to Transylvania!! Auwww!!!
That was creepy.
Monster Festival? What's the Monster festival?
Do they knew we were coming?
He's my cast? Really?
Excuse me. Do you know the best way to the airport?
Yes, fellow Dracula.
There's only one way. Bleh, bleh, bleh.
But it's all blocked! We'll never make it in time.
You should have left an hour earlier. Bleh, bleh, bleh.
I do not say, bleh, bleh, bleh!
All right. Let's just run through on our foot.
Drac! This will protect you.
Bleh, bleh, bleh!
Imagine if that guy knew he was talking to the real Drac.
He'll runs for the help!
Hold it now! Hold it now?
That's sounds spark on!
The only way they know the real us is if we show the real us.
This could work.
You mean to scare them? We haven't scared people in centuries.
I, I dont need. I haven't need it anymore.
I've got nothing. I really got nothing.
Lets just move it some on.
I'm trying to scare you!
- The real Frankenstein! - We know!
- We love you! - Can you sign my torch?
Listen! Before anything else, down there's the real Dracula!
Prove it!
All right, continue.
Drac's daughter is in love! And he's got to get to the airport.
And he can't get through this crowd!
- Why doesn't he fly? - That's the sun, you idiot!
- He's a vampire. - That's right!
Thank you, monster nerd! So people..
If you really are friends, clear a path for the man!
Okay! All Draculas, line up. Bleh, bleh, bleh.
Everyone else, lift the cape!
Protect our friend, Bleh, bleh, bleh.
It's all for you, buddy.
Go ahead.
- Yeah! - Go! Wuu huu!!
Drac!
Go, Drac, go!
We love you, Dracula!
There's no choice!
Okay, okay. I must do this!
Tell me, do you dream of being vampire?
This is how I represented. Unbelievable.
Jonathan. Jonathan.
Whoa! Bat!
Wait, it just talking. Dracula, is that you?
Huhh? Dracula? Is that you?
What? My hands in attain you?
What? You panting in lamb stew?
Hey, do you know you're smoking?
Whoa, pardon me. Sorry, excuse me.
Excuse me!
- What the heck? - How a bat could get this high?
Folks, some gonna turn on the seatbelt sign.
It's just to precaution well.
Well we hearing.. a special announcement.
- For my dear friend, Jonathan. - Dracula?
My dear boy.
I have make a terible mistake.
I was trying to keep my baby to myself.
Because I know, I will always protect her.
But, I realized now, children need to discover thing..
..for themselves.
They'll stumble and fall..
Love and cry..
But, it such as life.
The truth is, you and Mavis are meant to be. You zing!!
If she must give her trust to someone else,
I'm thankful that it is you, Jonathan.
I hope, you can hear me. And forgive me.
Okay, folks. We're going to make a quick turn around to refuel
and then we'll be back on our way.
Quit your whining! I'm burning up out here.
Dad?
I'm fine. I've just, just a little sunburn.
Honey, I always thought..
..the worse thing ever would be seeing you go.
But the worse is seeing you're unhappy.
Mavy, I want you to live your life.
I don't know how is to do that.
You know, Mommy already gave you her birthday present.
Can I now give you mine?
What do I need this for?
Owh, it's comes with an accessory.
- You? - You.
Why are you back?
- Cause you're my zing, Mavis. - I'm your zing?
But, you told me you hate monsters.
Yeah, well. I was afraid..
your dad was gonna suck out the blood out of my body if I didn't say that.
I wouldn't do that. Hey, no he's right.
- Dad! - I was wrong.
Do you really mean it, Dad?
Go make your own paradise.
Can we try that kiss over again?
I think we do.
Sorry, I, I just get used to that. That just..
No, go, do your thing.
Drac! Ready to flow down?
No, no, I just getting close to, to hear that.
Oh, come on! Just give it a try!
All right, maybe just a little.
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