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24, 26.

2
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Oh, my God.

3
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Joni, there are so many
hotties in your class.

4
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You are so gonna hook up
the first week.

5
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Just because you're a 24-hour drive-thru
doesn't mean everyone else has to be.

6
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Hey,
she worked her ass off.

7
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She deserves
some hot jock sausage.

8
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Gross.
That's disgusting.

9
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Why don't you guys just
do it and get it over with?

10
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What? I'm just saying.

11
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Maybe because
we're friends.

12
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B minus
in geometry, dude.

13
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This shit is the bomb.

14
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Add that shit up.

15
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Don't be
such a bitch, dude.

16
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Yeah.

17
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Hey, ladies! Come on,
take it down a notch.

18
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Hey! Hey!
What did I just say, huh?

19
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Come here. Come here, big
boy. Let's see what you got.

20
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Come on, get him!

21
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Come on, what you got?
Let's see it. Come on.

22
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Come on, Dad. Your pits
smell like burnt ass.

23
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Burnt ass?
Yeah.

24
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Get out of here.
Take it to his house.

25
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Laser, cut it out.
That's driving me crazy.

26
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I'm not doing anything.
Calm down.

27
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You calm down.

28
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H i, guys.

29
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Hey, babe.

30
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Hey, Mom.
Sorry I'm late.

31
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No, don't worry.
We just started.

32
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Come on.
That's enough.

33
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Oh, my God.
27 fibroids.

34
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All in the lining.

35
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That's disgusting.

36
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Yeah.
We're eating.

37
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Wow. Did they do that
laparoscopically?

38
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That's right, smart girl.
We got them all.

39
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Hey, whose truck is that?

40
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Mine.

41
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Yours?

42
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Isn't it wicked?

43
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Mmm-hmm.

44
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For the business.

45
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What business?

46
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Oh, you mean
the gardening?

47
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Isn't it landscape design?

48
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Thank you very much.

49
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I got a great deal.
It was super cheap.

50
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Okay. Do we have any
more of the Fiddlehead?

51
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I don't know.
I didn't look, honey.

52
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Hey, what's up?
Yo, what's up, dude?

53
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Laser, no phone calls
at the table, all right?

54
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Dude, I shaved my dog.

55
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Are you still feeling it?

56
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Yeah. Hey,
let me hit you back.

57
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For sure.

58
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Who's that?

59
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That was nobody.
J ust Clay.

60
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Can I ask you something?

61
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What do you get from your
relationship with Clay?

62
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What do you mean "get"?

63
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Well, we just feel like
he's a little untended.

64
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Do you think he's the kind of
person who's gonna help you grow?

65
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Hey, did you get started on those
thank-you notes for the birthday presents?

66
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Mom, you're windshield wiping.
Come on.

67
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Not yet, but I will.
Okay.

68
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I just think it's better to
knock them out when it's fresh.

69
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Yeah, I'll do
them tonight.

70
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I mean, you don't want to have to
start with an apology. You know?

71
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Then it's embarrassing.

72
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Mom, I know.

73
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It's okay, honey.
She got it.

74
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Let it go.

75
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Okay. I'll let it go.

76
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I mean,
if it was up to you,

77
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our kids wouldn't even write
thank-you notes.

78
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You know, they'd just
send out good vibes.

79
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That's not nice.

80
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Do you believe
our baby's 18?

81
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No, I can't.

82
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You big girl.

83
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Such a big girl.

84
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Big girl. Big girl.

85
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Mom.
What?

86
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Oh. Thank you.

87
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Hey.
Hey.

88
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What are you doing?

89
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Writing my thank-you notes.

90
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That's good.

91
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You know, you don't have
to start with an apology.

92
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Yeah, that'd
be embarrassing.

93
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That's terrible.

94
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Hey, have you thought any
more about making that call?

95
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Yeah, I don't want to.

96
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How can you not even
be curious about it?

97
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Look, I'm leaving soon, and I don't
want to have to deal with that right now.

98
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Also, that could really
hurt Moms' feelings.

99
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God, why do you have to
worry about them so much?

100
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They don't even
have to know about it.

101
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Look, you can do it
when you turn 18, okay?

102
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I never ask you
for anything.

103
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I just don't understand
why you bought the truck now.

104
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Because if I'm gonna
start this business,

105
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I need something
to haul my equipment in.

106
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Okay. It just seems a
little cart before the horse.

107
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What does that mean?

108
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Well, sweetie, you don't
have any clients yet.

109
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You know,

110
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you're the one who's always
telling me to act "as if. "

111
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That's true. I do.
You're right.

112
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's
good you bought the truck.

113
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It's proactive.
Yeah.

114
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Hey, you wanna
watch a movie?

115
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A movie-movie?

116
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Yeah. We haven't
done that in a while.

117
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All right.

118
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You know, I don't
like the guys in this one.

119
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They're too shaved.

120
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Don't focus on it.

121
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Okay.

122
00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,653
Fuck. Oh, my God.

123
00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,280
Hey, hey, I'm cold.

124
00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:10,656
I can't
breathe, honey.

125
00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:11,782
Well...

126
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Shit!

127
00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:14,660
Shit!

128
00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:19,957
Where's the remote?
Where's the remote?

129
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Oh, my God.

130
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The whole neighborhood
heard that.

131
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No, they didn't.

132
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Shit.

133
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That was a vibe kill.

134
00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,941
Hey, hey, Brooke,
can you do me a favor?

135
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,776
Can you get that
Swiss chard for me?

136
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Sure, no problem.

137
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Thanks.

138
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How are you?
Hey, Paul.

139
00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,526
Hey, foxy.

140
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,403
Hey.

141
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:32,780
Mmm.

142
00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,406
Flapjack, you are
smelling ripe.

143
00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,532
Oh, sorry.

144
00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,326
That's all right.
I kind of like it.

145
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,245
Oh, yeah?
It's earthy.

146
00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,080
I've been out
in the garden hoeing.

147
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How are we doing tonight?
It's gonna be tight.

148
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,960
Oh, really?

149
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,461
Go to work.

150
00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,422
See you.

151
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,258
Hello?

152
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,093
Hi.
Is this Paul Hatfield?

153
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,137
Yes, it is. Who's this?

154
00:09:57,222 --> 00:10:01,350
My name is Wendy Mitner, and I'm
calling from The Pacific Cryobank.

155
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,477
Okay, Wendy Mitner.
What can I do for you?

156
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,146
I just need to confirm that
this is the same Paul Hatfield

157
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:10,067
that donated sperm with us
between 1991 and 1993.

158
00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:14,530
Yeah, I did a little bit
of that back then, sure.

159
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,700
Well, as you know, the Cryobank
has a confidentiality policy

160
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,994
which prohibits us
from releasing your identity

161
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,912
without your consent.

162
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,251
No... Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I knew that.

163
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,585
Well, we've been contacted

164
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,963
by a young woman
conceived using your donation,

165
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,800
and she's asked if you'd be
open to having contact with her.

166
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,307
Yeah, I'd be conceivably into
something like that. Yeah.

167
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:45,477
Great, Mr. Hatfield. I'll let her
know and get back in touch soon.

168
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,729
Thanks.

169
00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,108
Oh...

170
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,371
I mean,
I was 19 years old.

171
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,874
It was, like, just so long
ago. I totally forgot about it.

172
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,001
I never thought
they'd ever use my stuff.

173
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,127
Why not?

174
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,337
Well, I'd use it.

175
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,629
Oh, baby.

176
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,049
It's weird.

177
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:20,721
There's a kid out there. I mean,
I'm kind of curious, I think.

178
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,598
Yeah?
Yeah.

179
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,683
So what are you gonna do?

180
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:25,934
I don't know.
What would you do?

181
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,728
I don't know.

182
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:28,896
You got to figure it out.

183
00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,731
Yeah, no doubt.

184
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,818
All right, I got to go now.
All right.

185
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,529
Thanks for coming.
It was really nice.

186
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,492
I'll see you tomorrow.

187
00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,118
So, drive safe.

188
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,882
M- E-R. "Zoomer. "

189
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,050
No way.

190
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,134
That is so not a word.

191
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,302
No, it totally is.

192
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,804
That's not a word. If
you're gonna zoom somewhere,

193
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,430
then you're a zoomer.
A person who zooms.

194
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:05,724
So that would be...
Let's see, that's 31...

195
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:06,892
Hello?

196
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,977
Hi. I'm looking for Joni Allgood.

197
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,646
Yeah, this is she.

198
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,565
Hey.

199
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,860
This is Paul,
your donor.

200
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,237
Eleven points
for Mommy.

201
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,822
Oh! H i.

202
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,450
Hey. Don't be a zoomer.

203
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,576
Hey.

204
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,702
Come back.

205
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,246
Is this a good time to talk?

206
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,206
Yeah. No,
this is great.

207
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:33,544
So, how are you?
How are you?

208
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,170
I'm good.
How are you?

209
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,547
I'm well, thanks.

210
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,467
Wendy at the Cryobank

211
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,929
was talking about maybe...

212
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,222
Oh, yeah. Well.

213
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,641
Actually, my brother
asked if I'd call you,

214
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:50,352
because I'm 18, and
he's only 15, which is,

215
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,396
you know, which is
too young to call.

216
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,898
Anyway, he'd like
to meet you.

217
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,191
You know,
if you want to.

218
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,402
Your brother?

219
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,572
Yeah. Well, technically
he's my half-brother.

220
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,950
Each of my moms had a kid,
you know, with...

221
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,577
With your...
With your sperm.

222
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,620
Like in both of them?

223
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,872
Yeah.

224
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,290
Like in two?

225
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,875
U h-huh. Like in gay.

226
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,420
Oh! Right. Right.
Right on.

227
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,131
Right on.
Yeah, cool. I...

228
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,799
I love lesbians.

229
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,471
Great.
So you wanna,

230
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:29,600
I don't know, get a bite to eat
or something? You and your brother?

231
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,611
I just don't want you
to have big expectations.

232
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,988
Will you quit saying that? I
have no expectations, all right?

233
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:46,617
Okay. I'm just saying.
He might be weird.

234
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:50,496
I mean, he donated sperm.
That's weird.

235
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:54,416
Well, you know, if he hadn't,
we wouldn't be here, so respect.

236
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,598
Hello?

237
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,434
Hey. Hey.

238
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,187
You're Joni, right?
H i, I'm Joni.

239
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,939
I'm Paul. N ice to meet you.
N ice to meet you.

240
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,690
You must be Laser?
Laser, yeah.

241
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,442
Right on.
That's a very cool name.

242
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,693
Thanks.

243
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,028
Well...

244
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:24,863
Cool.

245
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,866
Yeah. Yeah.

246
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:31,954
Listen, you know, feel free to
ask me anything, anything you want.

247
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,123
Cool, thanks. Yeah.
Cool.

248
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:43,507
Laser, do you have any
questions that you wanna ask?

249
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,675
Go ahead, shoot.
Anything.

250
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:49,263
I didn't really have any, you know,
specific questions or anything, so...

251
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,389
Nothing?

252
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,558
Not really.

253
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,018
Well, I mean, I'd love to
know more about you guys.

254
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,895
Everything. I mean...

255
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,815
So what do you do, Joni?
What are you into?

256
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:05,362
I just graduated high school, and I'm
starting college in the fall, so...

257
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,905
Hey, that's great.
Congratulations.

258
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,073
Thanks.

259
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,075
Yeah, Joni's the brains in the family.

260
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,953
She's got the National
Merit Scholarship for science.

261
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,371
Shut the front door.

262
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,747
Okay, Laser, thanks.

263
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,499
Wow. I'm just telling him you're smart.

264
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,918
No, I just work
harder than you.

265
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,006
Hey, Laze, seriously,
don't sweat school, man.

266
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:29,386
I mean, I didn't do well in school either,
and I'm not doing so badly now, right?

267
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,848
It's Laser. Yeah.

268
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:37,060
Sorry. Laser. Right.

269
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,437
It's cool.

270
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:41,023
So, what are you
into, Laser?

271
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,734
Laser's an amazing athlete.

272
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,527
Really? Yeah?

273
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:48,071
Did you ever play
any sports in school or...

274
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,782
I did a little
B- ball in junior high.

275
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,243
That's cool.
Was that it or...

276
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:56,288
Well, the whole "team" thing just got
on my nerves after a while, you know?

277
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,833
It was like, "Hey, let's go
kick some ass, man! " And...

278
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,210
What about you?

279
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:07,758
I play soccer,
basketball, baseball.

280
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,469
You know, all the team sort of sports.

281
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:11,595
Hey, man,

282
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,389
I wasn't generally
bagging on teams.

283
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,643
I mean, teams are great.
I'm just weird that way.

284
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:20,062
I like teams.
They're cool.

285
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,105
Cool.

286
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,233
So this is your
place, right?

287
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,027
Yeah, yeah, this is mine.
It's cool.

288
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,570
You know, I've been
working on it for a while.

289
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:33,408
I also have a little organic
co-op farm just up the street here.

290
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,828
Just keeping it kind
of local and organic

291
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,288
and simple,
American food.

292
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,415
That's so cool.
I'm totally into local.

293
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,085
Yeah?
You are?

294
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,046
Yeah, Laser.

295
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:50,425
I've been trying to get Moms,
you know, to buy local for ages.

296
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,639
All right.

297
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,643
We're just over here. There.
Right. Yeah.

298
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,353
Okay.

299
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,771
Is that your bike?

300
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,690
Yeah, yeah.
You like motorcycles?

301
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,693
Yeah, I love them,

302
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:11,113
but, you know, our moms
are kind of anti-motorcycle.

303
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,949
By "kind of" he means that they'd
kill us if we ever rode one, so...

304
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,742
Oh, that's too bad.
They're a lot of fun.

305
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,285
Yeah, I'm sure.

306
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:20,956
Cool.

307
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,165
Cool.
Yeah.

308
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,293
It was great...
Great meeting you, yeah.

309
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,586
N ice to meet you, too.

310
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,130
Yeah. It's okay,
right? Good?

311
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,297
Yeah, for sure.

312
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,549
Hey, Laser,
really nice to meet you.

313
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,718
Yeah, you too.

314
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:34,720
All right.
All right.

315
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:35,804
So long.

316
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,055
Bye.

317
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,265
Keep in touch.
Yeah.

318
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,766
Okay?
Yeah.

319
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:53,238
Wow. I just never pictured
him that way, you know?

320
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,699
He was so cool
and interesting.

321
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,325
Yeah, he's all right.

322
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,036
What do you mean
"all right"?

323
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,666
Laser, you're the one who
wanted to meet him so bad.

324
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,251
I know.

325
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,670
Yeah, so what did
you think of him?

326
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,088
I think he's all right.

327
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,883
I mean, I think he's
a little into himself.

328
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,719
God.
What?

329
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,471
You're asking my opinion.
Whatever.

330
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,556
We are so not telling Moms.

331
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,849
Why not?

332
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,142
Ha, ha. Very funny.

333
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,812
He wants to die!

334
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,190
He wants to die.

335
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,901
Remind me not to take
heroin in Morocco. Or Uganda.

336
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:34,279
Yeah. I hate it
when that happens.

337
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,699
...it is now time to call it.

338
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:41,453
Someone took my knife.
I want my knife back!

339
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,956
Hey, bug, come here.

340
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,124
We're watching
Locked Up Abroad.

341
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,292
I want my knife back!

342
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,460
Yeah, I've seen
that one. It's good.

343
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:49,795
Where you going?

344
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,379
Clay's.

345
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,464
Don't be back late.

346
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,590
I know, I know, I know.

347
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,467
Hey, hey. Come give us
a hug before you go.

348
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,510
H ugs.
Come on.

349
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:57,594
No, Mom.

350
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,596
Hug her. That's what
she's there for.

351
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,981
Maybe we should just sit
him down and ask him already.

352
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,984
What? "Are you
and Clay fucking?"

353
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,403
"Exploring" is
a better word.

354
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,322
Yeah, well, so, you know,
what if they are "exploring"?

355
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,825
This is the age for that.

356
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,117
We should be
good with that.

357
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,327
We should. We should.

358
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,996
I just don't understand why
he's exploring with that loser.

359
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:28,416
We don't really know what's going
on. We shouldn't jump to conclusions.

360
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,837
I feel like he has so much
potential. He's just wasting it.

361
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,967
What are you
trying to say?

362
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,427
What do you mean,
what am I trying to say?

363
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,180
I just, you know, I feel like
there's some subtext here.

364
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,306
What are you
talking about?

365
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,517
You know, "like mother, like son"?

366
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:51,106
Both of us wandering in the dark,
aimless, "wasting our potential. "

367
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,401
Honey, you're on
a whole other tangent.

368
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,528
I have no idea
what you're talking about.

369
00:19:56,612 --> 00:20:01,283
Well, you know, maybe it hasn't risen to
the plane of consciousness for you yet.

370
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,121
Yeah. Maybe.

371
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,337
Someone took my knife.

372
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,256
So what were they like?

373
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,341
They were
really sweet kids.

374
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:24,264
The boy was this little, you know,
kind of sensitive jock-type kid,

375
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:27,058
and the girl was
really innocent

376
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:31,730
but just whip-smart
and super, super cute.

377
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:34,816
Sounds like you really liked
them, like you guys connected.

378
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:40,113
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I kind of did.

379
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,491
Wow.
So how'd you leave it?

380
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,951
I mean, are you
gonna see them again?

381
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,244
I... Hey, Brooke.

382
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,704
Hey, Paul.
Check these out.

383
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,080
How you doing?
Good.

384
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,041
Wow, look at those
strawberries, man.

385
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,083
They're just...

386
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,251
Aren't they beautiful?

387
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,003
I thought you should
have the first taste.

388
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,671
Thank you.

389
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,387
"I thought you should have
the first taste" of my pussy.

390
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,015
I'm sorry.

391
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,937
Dude, I don't even
think they smoke pot.

392
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,022
Dude, hold up.

393
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,364
Come on, let's go.
Seriously.

394
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,617
Oh! Dude!

395
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,077
God, disgusting!
Come on, let's go.

396
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,286
It's alive, dude!

397
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,454
Put it back.

398
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,956
Fine, fine, fine.

399
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,208
Sweet!

400
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,336
Dude, we're watching this.

401
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,808
You think the whole
thing's like this?

402
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,310
Maybe...

403
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:54,646
Maybe we should
fast forward.

404
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:16,251
Laser, you left your bike
in the driveway again.

405
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:26,386
Laser, your mom and I accept
and love you unconditionally.

406
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,596
You know that, right?

407
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:29,806
Yeah.

408
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:34,352
Yeah. And you know that you can
be open with us about anything.

409
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,689
Yeah, I know.
Okay.

410
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:41,735
Laser, do you want to
talk to us about anything?

411
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:42,902
Like what?

412
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:44,070
J ust anything.

413
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:46,823
You know, anything
on your mind.

414
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:53,288
Well, there is something. But
it's more of a question, though.

415
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,539
That's okay.

416
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,583
We won't judge you.

417
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,796
Why do you guys
watch gay man porn?

418
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:08,970
Well, first I have to say that
we rarely watch that movie.

419
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,221
Honey.

420
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,557
And, second, I really don't appreciate

421
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,309
you snooping around
our room, okay?

422
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,269
Was that Clay's idea?
No, Mom.

423
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,730
Wait a minute. I have to
say, again, I don't like him.

424
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,065
I know. I know.

425
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:21,983
Okay, he seems unstable.

426
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,943
Honey, honey,
that's not what he asked.

427
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:25,487
Do you want to answer
his question?

428
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,946
Yeah, okay.

429
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:32,535
Well, sweetie, you know,
human sexuality is complicated.

430
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:36,915
And sometimes desire can be,
you know, counterintuitive.

431
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,750
You know, for example,

432
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:42,545
because women's sexual
responsiveness is internalized,

433
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:46,674
sometimes it's exciting for us to
see responsiveness externalized,

434
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:49,552
like with a...
Like with a penis.

435
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,514
Wouldn't you guys just rather
watch girls doing it, though?

436
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,099
Well, you would think that.

437
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:58,228
But usually in these movies, they
hire two straight women to pretend,

438
00:23:58,312 --> 00:23:59,687
and the inauthenticity
is just unbearable.

439
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,356
Whoa, that's enough.

440
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,612
Laser, your mom
and I sense

441
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,781
that there's some other
stuff going on in your life.

442
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,908
We just want
to be let in.

443
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,451
What do you mean?

444
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,579
Are you having a relationship
with someone?

445
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:20,583
You can tell us, honey. We
would understand and support you.

446
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,711
Look, I only met him once.

447
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,047
What do you mean once?

448
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,382
Did he find you online?
Wait.

449
00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:28,800
What? Wait, wait, who did you meet once?

450
00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:29,968
Paul. I met him with Joni.

451
00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,052
Paul? Who's Paul?

452
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,012
Why was Joni there?
She set it up.

453
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:35,390
Wait, forget the set-up.
Who's Paul?

454
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,933
Our sperm donor.

455
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,733
Did you guys think
I was gay?

456
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,486
No.

457
00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:49,737
No way.

458
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,489
Of course not.

459
00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:53,825
Yeah, I mean, we understand
that you'd be curious

460
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,493
about your biological father.

461
00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:57,829
I mean,
it's completely natural.

462
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,789
But why didn't you tell us?

463
00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:01,082
Because we knew
you'd be upset.

464
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,959
We're not upset!
No, no, no.

465
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:06,171
We're not. We wish that you'd
included us in the conversation.

466
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,380
That's all.

467
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:11,301
You know? But... But you
met him, and that's cool.

468
00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:13,428
And now,
we can move on.

469
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,348
Actually,
I want to see him again.

470
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,851
You do?

471
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,311
Yeah, I was
gonna tell you.

472
00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:24,230
Well, no. Okay?
No way.

473
00:25:24,315 --> 00:25:27,108
No one's seeing anyone
until we meet him.

474
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:35,825
I get it, okay? He's their
biological father and all that crap.

475
00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:39,370
But it still feels
really shitty.

476
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:42,373
Like we're not enough
or something, you know?

477
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:45,001
Of course I know.
You know, I don't...

478
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:48,254
I don't want to time-share
our kids with anybody.

479
00:25:48,339 --> 00:25:52,383
Especially when it's
Joni's last summer at home.

480
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,676
No way.

481
00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,141
Jesus, Jules!

482
00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:03,895
The plumber was just here.
God, it's gross.

483
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:08,566
Look, we have to be
smart about this.

484
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:13,112
You know, if we act like grubby
bitches, we're just gonna make it worse.

485
00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:14,906
I know.

486
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,910
Let's just kill him with
kindness and put it to bed.

487
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,745
I'm with you, honey.

488
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,540
We're gonna get
through this, okay?

489
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,002
I love you, chicken.

490
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,921
I love you, too, pony.

491
00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:10,461
Paul. It's so great
to meet you. H i. Yeah.

492
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,964
Great to meet you, too.

493
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,215
Hey. Jules.
Hello, Jules.

494
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,967
I'm Nic.
Hi, Nic.

495
00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:17,051
Hi.

496
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,803
I hope the traffic
wasn't too bad.

497
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,472
No, I took my motorcycle, so I
pretty much just weave through it.

498
00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:22,807
Oh, great.

499
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,892
I brought you this.

500
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,311
I don't know if
you folks drink wine.

501
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:28,146
Oh, no, are you kidding?
We love it.

502
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:30,982
Wow, a Petite Sirah.
What a treat!

503
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,358
'86.

504
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,527
Yeah. I'll get some glasses. All right.

505
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,618
Yeah. Wow.

506
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:44,495
Beautiful house. Yeah, thanks. Thanks.

507
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:45,621
You guys been here
a long time?

508
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:48,416
Yeah. You know,
about 10 years.

509
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,501
God, has it been
that long? I mean...

510
00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:54,922
That's... Yeah.
You know them, yeah.

511
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,467
Hey, Joni.
How you doing?

512
00:27:57,551 --> 00:27:59,302
Good, how are you?
Good.

513
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,179
Hey, man.
Hey.

514
00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:02,638
What's up, man?

515
00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:04,182
You okay?

516
00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:06,934
Yeah. Yeah, great.

517
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:09,479
Go easy on the wine, hon.
It's daytime.

518
00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:12,565
Okay. Same goes for
the micromanaging. Okay?

519
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:21,032
So, Paul, did you
always know that...

520
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,116
Yes.

521
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:25,495
...that you wanted to be
in the food services industry?

522
00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:28,623
I always liked food.

523
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,041
Oh, yeah.

524
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:33,336
No, I was asking because I remember
when I was reading your file,

525
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,963
back when we were
looking for,

526
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,424
you know, sperm...

527
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,967
Can I have the potato salad, babe? Sure.

528
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,846
Anyway, you said that you were
studying international relations.

529
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:48,142
Oh, yeah. Wow, that was a...
That was a long time ago.

530
00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:53,523
Yeah, I was considering it, but
then I dropped out of school.

531
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,903
You dropped
out of college?

532
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:00,696
Yeah, it just
wasn't my thing.

533
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,615
No? Why's that?
I don't know.

534
00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:06,119
It just seemed like a massive waste
of money after a while, you know?

535
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,996
I was just sitting on my ass
listening to people spout ideas

536
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,582
I could just as easily
have learned in a book.

537
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,044
Oh.

538
00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:17,088
Okay.

539
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:19,298
I'm not saying that,
you know,

540
00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:22,135
I think that higher learning
uniformly blows.

541
00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:24,595
You know, I think college
is great for some people.

542
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,264
Joni, I'm sure
you're gonna love it.

543
00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:29,267
But just... I'm a doer.
That's how I learn.

544
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:33,229
It's just me. I'm weird
that way, I guess. Thank you.

545
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:36,023
Which is probably why I'm in
the food services industry.

546
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:38,276
Right.

547
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,445
Hey, Mom, you see what
he did there, right?

548
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:41,487
You said "food
services industry,"

549
00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:43,823
so then he said
"food services industry. "

550
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:45,700
Yeah. I got that,
Laser. Thanks.

551
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:50,621
So, Paul,
what about your...

552
00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:53,166
What about
your social life?

553
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,168
My social life?

554
00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:57,795
Yeah, you know, are you
married, divorced, seeing anyone?

555
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,297
Mom.
What?

556
00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:01,549
We're getting to know Paul. It's okay.

557
00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:07,388
No, no, it's okay. I... No, I've
never been married nor divorced.

558
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:08,514
I date sometimes,

559
00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:12,602
but I'm really just kind of
focused on my restaurant right now.

560
00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:19,650
Well, that's...
Yeah. Makes sense.

561
00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:21,152
So, cheers.

562
00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:22,695
Yeah. Cheers.

563
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:24,113
Excellent wine,
by the way.

564
00:30:24,198 --> 00:30:25,239
Thank you.

565
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,743
How old are you again?

566
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,829
You must be the
griller of the family.

567
00:30:31,914 --> 00:30:33,247
Yeah.

568
00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:39,504
No, that's okay.

569
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:40,630
I like
to be positive.

570
00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:41,756
Yeah.

571
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,965
So how'd you two meet?

572
00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:45,426
We met at UCLA.

573
00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,178
I was a resident,

574
00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:51,224
and Jules had
an emergency.

575
00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:52,308
My tongue was numb.

576
00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:55,853
Really? Your tongue?
Laser.

577
00:30:55,938 --> 00:30:57,313
Oh, my God.

578
00:30:57,397 --> 00:30:58,856
It's not nice.

579
00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:02,151
No, that's not nice. I mean, we've
heard that story 100, 000 times.

580
00:31:02,236 --> 00:31:03,861
What happened to your
tongue? I don't know.

581
00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:08,199
I mean, I lost all the feeling
in my face and my tongue.

582
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:11,869
And then, you know, I got really nervous
'cause I thought that I was gonna gag

583
00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:13,538
and, you know,
maybe like...

584
00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,039
Choke? Die?

585
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,374
Yeah, exactly.

586
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:17,458
What'd you do to help her?

587
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:18,584
I gave her a Valium,

588
00:31:18,669 --> 00:31:21,963
and I told her to relax
and tried to get her to talk,

589
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:24,131
you know, move her tongue around. Yeah.

590
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,384
Actually, she started teasing
me, and that really helped.

591
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,010
I was trying
to distract you.

592
00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:31,305
I know. It worked.
You were really funny.

593
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,558
You were really pretty.

594
00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:36,894
And then, you know, my
tongue started working again.

595
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,398
Sure.
God, Mom, please.

596
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,404
Yeah.

597
00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:47,905
Wow, we've been glued
at the hip ever since.

598
00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:49,490
Yeah.
No doubt.

599
00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:52,577
Yeah. Great. Great story.

600
00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,537
Yeah, we like it.

601
00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:58,124
So, N ic, you, you're
a doctor, I know that.

602
00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,667
But what are
you into, Jules?

603
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,043
What do you do?

604
00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:06,424
Well, you know, I mean, I
studied architecture in college.

605
00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:07,508
Right.

606
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,051
But I'm not
really an architect.

607
00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:10,761
I mean, I was on my way
to becoming one,

608
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:13,264
but I quit before
the kids were born.

609
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:14,473
That happens.

610
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:15,850
And then when they got
a little bit older,

611
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,436
I started a Balinese
furniture import business.

612
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:19,937
Right on.

613
00:32:20,022 --> 00:32:22,273
But that didn't
really work out.

614
00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:23,357
Yeah,
businesses aren't easy.

615
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:24,483
Yeah.

616
00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:27,612
But I'm in the process
of starting a new business.

617
00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:29,280
Great, good for you.
What's that?

618
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,616
Landscape design. I mean,
you know, not gardening.

619
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,868
I mean, you know, there's
a gardening component,

620
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:39,624
but, really, the real work
is in creating unique,

621
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:42,460
eco-friendly spaces that,
you know, the surrounding,

622
00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:45,921
that blend, you know, with
the surrounding environment.

623
00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:47,089
You know what I mean?

624
00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:49,592
Definitely.

625
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,636
Most definitely.
Yeah.

626
00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:57,475
Hey, Joni, did you tell Paul
about your graduation speech?

627
00:32:57,559 --> 00:32:58,976
No, she didn't tell me.

628
00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:01,437
It was so full of
wisdom and hope.

629
00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:02,647
Yeah.

630
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,857
Hey, go get it.

631
00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:08,152
You know, I bet Paul
would like to hear it.

632
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:09,654
No, Mom,
I'm sure he wouldn't.

633
00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:11,113
No, no, no,
sure he would.

634
00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:12,365
Go on, go get it.

635
00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:14,033
No, I don't want to.

636
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:15,993
Sweetie,
don't be embarrassed.

637
00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:21,332
Mom, I'm not embarrassed. Jesus,
give it a rest. J ust let it go.

638
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:24,794
I'm gonna get
some ice cream.

639
00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:26,128
I'll help.
Okay.

640
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,842
Honey, it's your
fourth glass.

641
00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:36,097
Actually, it's my third. But,
you know, thanks for counting.

642
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,517
Hey, I was...
You know, I was thinking.

643
00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:42,144
I just bought this place
last year, and it's...

644
00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:44,271
I mean,
the backyard's a wreck.

645
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:48,401
Would you be interested in maybe
coming and doing some work for me?

646
00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:49,735
That's okay.

647
00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:51,278
No, seriously.
I can't...

648
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,698
I don't have time
to do it myself and...

649
00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:55,491
Well, I mean,
that's really sweet of you,

650
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:56,867
but you should think
about it, you know.

651
00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:58,703
No, why?
I just did.

652
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:03,207
I mean, it's all right if
you're not up for it. It's okay.

653
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:07,461
No, I am.
I'm up for it. Yeah.

654
00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:10,047
Yeah? Yeah?
Hey...

655
00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:11,215
All right.

656
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:12,717
Okay.

657
00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:14,301
Great.

658
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,262
Excellent.

659
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:17,972
Right on.
Yeah.

660
00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:24,186
I'm just saying, the plan
was to limit his involvement.

661
00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:26,731
You're unbelievable. I mean,
you're all about me getting clients.

662
00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:28,649
And then I get a client, and
you're like, "Oh, no, not him. "

663
00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:30,735
Yeah. But he's not
just a client, Jules.

664
00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:32,194
He's our sperm donor.

665
00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:35,656
I mean, haven't you heard the
expression "don't shit where you eat"?

666
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:38,409
Yes, and I think
it's disgusting.

667
00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:46,333
Okay, I'm sorry. Look, he just
seemed so self-satisfied to me.

668
00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:49,420
You know?

669
00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:52,423
Yeah, he was working the
"alternative" thing pretty hard.

670
00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:54,759
Oh, my God. When he
said that thing about,

671
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:59,096
"Oh, I just need to get outside and
do things, not sit on my ass and learn.

672
00:34:59,181 --> 00:35:02,433
"But that's just me, you know.
I'm weird that way. "

673
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:18,532
I'd certainly clean up a lot of this
grass. It's pretty... It's wasted.

674
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:19,784
Sure.

675
00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:22,495
The lavender
is so nice.

676
00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:26,457
And with the sun that you have,
that and, like, that rosemary,

677
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,876
which kind of grow everywhere,
and you wouldn't even have

678
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:29,960
to think about it.
Yeah.

679
00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:35,674
You could go like a whole, like,
Secret Garden, kind of a trellis-y,

680
00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:38,302
like hidden kind of thing.

681
00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:43,432
Or you could, you know,
you could go like Asian-y.

682
00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:47,353
Minimal. You know, like rocks
and kind of all clean and...

683
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:50,731
Whatever you think.

684
00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:52,399
Well,
what do you think?

685
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:56,237
You know what? I'm not...
I'm not feeling minimal.

686
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:58,948
I really... I'm really
liking more is more.

687
00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:02,159
You know? I mean, let's not
try to tame this space, okay?

688
00:36:02,244 --> 00:36:03,953
Let's just let it be
like lush,

689
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:07,957
overgrown, fecund.

690
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:11,210
Fecund.

691
00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:15,422
Like fertile, yeah?

692
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,759
No, I love that word. You just, you
don't hear people use it very often.

693
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:20,511
No, yeah.

694
00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:24,014
Yeah, more is more.
Yeah, I like that.

695
00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:26,100
Right on.
Let's do that.

696
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,438
I'm sorry.
What?

697
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,861
I just keep seeing my kids'
expressions in your face.

698
00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:37,987
Really?
Yeah.

699
00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:41,657
Like that. Like, "Really?"
Like, yeah. That's like Laser.

700
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:46,829
Hmm.

701
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,122
Well...

702
00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:57,256
Do you like patios?

703
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,716
Yeah, patios are good. Okay.

704
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,050
Yeah.

705
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:01,969
We could put a patio up there. Where?

706
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,470
Let's take a look.

707
00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:08,392
Hello. Donor Dad?
Stone cold fox.

708
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,895
Must you take everything
beautiful and make it dirty?

709
00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:12,897
Okay.

710
00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:16,525
I'm just saying.
Spermster's a hottie.

711
00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:18,193
Is he single?

712
00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:21,238
Okay.
First of all, ew,

713
00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:23,324
and second,
he's a really good person.

714
00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:27,536
So I'd prefer it if you didn't
taint him with your whore juice.

715
00:37:27,621 --> 00:37:31,373
Fair enough, hairy muff.
I'm out of here.

716
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:34,418
You lovebirds can
split my letters.

717
00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:42,343
Do you want
to keep playing?

718
00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:43,719
Sure.

719
00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:45,054
Okay.

720
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,229
Sometimes I feel sorry
for Sasha, you know?

721
00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:55,522
Yeah.

722
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:03,822
It's like she has to sexualize
every experience, you know?

723
00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:05,324
It's just sad.

724
00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:07,868
Yeah. Yeah, I know.
That's sad.

725
00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:17,920
Oh, come on.

726
00:38:18,004 --> 00:38:19,922
Hi ya, what's the score?

727
00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:21,298
Pretty close.

728
00:38:21,383 --> 00:38:22,967
Yeah?
20 to three. Match point.

729
00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,761
So how'd it go today?

730
00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:28,889
It was good.
We settled on a concept.

731
00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:31,225
Ah. What is it?

732
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,185
Well, you know,
it's kind of...

733
00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,813
It's kind of hard to explain.

734
00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:38,315
You really have
to see the space.

735
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:44,279
Okay. Hey, Laser, did you write
the get-well card for Pup-pup?

736
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,075
Laser, come on.

737
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:51,662
What do I have to do? I bought you
the card. I put it on your desk.

738
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,831
All you have
to do is sign it.

739
00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:55,457
Mom, just settle down,
okay? I'll do it.

740
00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:58,752
Hey. You don't tell me
to settle, mister.

741
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:02,756
If it's not in the mail
by tomorrow morning,

742
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:05,134
we're not going to the
Dodger game Saturday, okay?

743
00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:07,720
Whatever. I have
other plans anyways.

744
00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,096
What other plans?

745
00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:12,933
I asked you a question.

746
00:39:13,643 --> 00:39:16,770
I said I'd do something
with Paul, okay? God!

747
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:22,943
Shit!

748
00:39:27,449 --> 00:39:28,866
I believe this might not
be such a good idea.

749
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:30,075
Are you filming?
Yeah.

750
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,911
He's not gonna make that. You're
not gonna make that, Clay. No way.

751
00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:34,496
Let's do something
different.

752
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:37,374
Will you quit being such
a choch and run the camera?

753
00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:39,710
I'm only doing this once,
so keep my shit in frame.

754
00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,382
All right.

755
00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:51,972
All right, I got it.

756
00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:59,021
Shit! Dude!

757
00:40:00,482 --> 00:40:01,523
Clay, are you all right?
Fuck!

758
00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:03,609
Did you get it, dude?
Clay, you all right, bro?

759
00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:05,319
Seriously, are you okay?
I'm fucking fine! Fuck!

760
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,821
Did you fucking
get it? God!

761
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:10,157
Yeah, I got it.

762
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,493
Fuck, dude.
Clay...

763
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:14,495
That was fucking crazy.

764
00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:17,372
Where's your place,
Clay, up here?

765
00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:20,626
Yeah, right here
on the right.

766
00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,544
This is good.
Cool here?

767
00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:24,213
Yeah.

768
00:40:24,297 --> 00:40:26,465
You take care.
Later.

769
00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:27,883
See you.

770
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:35,099
Let's wait till
he gets to the house.

771
00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:40,020
Maybe we could hang out together
just you and me next time.

772
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:44,608
Clay's cool. He just... You know,
he gets a little amped sometimes.

773
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:48,529
That's not amped, man.
That's being a tool.

774
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:50,572
No, he's not a tool, okay?
That's just his way.

775
00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:53,117
Yeah, I don't like the way
he was talking to you at all.

776
00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:54,952
Well, you know what? You don't
know him very well, do you?

777
00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:57,746
I mean, you hung out
with him once.

778
00:40:57,831 --> 00:41:00,124
You're right.
I don't know him.

779
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,504
Can I ask you something?

780
00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:06,839
Sure.

781
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:10,676
Why'd you donate sperm?

782
00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:18,559
It just seemed like a lot
more fun than donating blood.

783
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:27,484
No, I loved the idea
of helping people.

784
00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:32,322
People who were in need, you know,
wanted to have kids and couldn't.

785
00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:34,825
So then you did it
to help people?

786
00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,745
It was a long time ago.

787
00:41:40,874 --> 00:41:42,541
How much did you
get paid?

788
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,835
Why do you want
to know that?

789
00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:46,545
I'm just curious.

790
00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:52,551
I got paid 60 bucks a pop.

791
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,179
That's it?

792
00:41:55,889 --> 00:41:58,599
Well, it was, like, a lot
of money to me at the time.

793
00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:02,936
And with inflation,
it's like $90 today.

794
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:04,104
Hey.

795
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,858
I'm glad I did it.

796
00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:21,455
Whoa.

797
00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:23,332
What's this?

798
00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:24,791
H i. Come here.

799
00:42:26,419 --> 00:42:28,170
Come here. Sit down.

800
00:42:33,301 --> 00:42:38,513
I'm sorry that I've been
so edgy lately, you know.

801
00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:41,099
I know I haven't
been my highest self.

802
00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:42,351
Yeah.

803
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:46,188
And you've been
really patient with me.

804
00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:50,776
And I just want you to know that
that hasn't gone unrecognized, okay?

805
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:06,416
How's the water?

806
00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:09,503
It's perfect.
You wanna come in?

807
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:13,173
In a minute.
You enjoy it first.

808
00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:20,597
I forgot
the lavender bath salts.

809
00:43:20,682 --> 00:43:22,391
Oh, I don't care.
No, no, no.

810
00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:24,309
I wanna get them.
I got them special.

811
00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:26,270
Don't go. Don't.

812
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:29,398
Don't move.
I'll be right back.

813
00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:50,419
Nic?

814
00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:54,756
Hey, Nic?

815
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:57,884
Jesus!

816
00:44:00,305 --> 00:44:01,555
U h-huh.

817
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,350
Right. No,
I understand.

818
00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:10,105
I understand where the pain is, but
it doesn't sound like a contraction.

819
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,774
It sounds more like gas.
I'm sorry.

820
00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:14,067
Fuck!

821
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:16,987
Right. Okay.

822
00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:20,282
All right, this is our plan.
I don't think you should worry,

823
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:23,493
and I think you should just
call me back if it continues.

824
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,336
You sure you don't
want any coffee?

825
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:33,587
No thanks.

826
00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,047
It's good.

827
00:44:35,131 --> 00:44:36,340
I'm all right.

828
00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:40,135
But I think I'm gonna go
to the nursery tomorrow,

829
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:43,263
so I want you to sign
off on this Bougainvillea.

830
00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:44,598
Sure.

831
00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:46,266
What is this?
Did you make it?

832
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:48,935
Yeah. That's some pie I made.
It's right from my garden.

833
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,812
It's strawberry-rhubarb.

834
00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:52,481
Here. Try.

835
00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:55,192
Yeah, okay.
Twist my arm.

836
00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:01,490
Oh, my God.
It's good, huh?

837
00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:02,699
That's criminal.
Have some more.

838
00:45:02,784 --> 00:45:04,117
No. No, please,
just take it away.

839
00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:05,202
Come on.

840
00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:07,204
You had one bite.
No, if I have one more,

841
00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:10,374
you're gonna have to tape it to my ass
'cause that's where it's gonna end up.

842
00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:13,710
Hey now, don't go negative on
your ass. No reason for that.

843
00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:20,675
You're good with
the plants, then?

844
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,978
'Cause, you know,
I can change it.

845
00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:34,064
If you're not happy with it,
we can do something else.

846
00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:36,066
No. No, no. I'm... We can get
whatever you want, you know?

847
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:37,818
I'm just thinking.

848
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:44,741
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm good
with them. They're great.

849
00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:45,909
Oh.

850
00:45:45,993 --> 00:45:47,494
They're great.

851
00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:53,875
Sorry. Sometimes I mistake
silence for criticism.

852
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:55,919
I wasn't criticizing you.

853
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,838
No, no, I just, you know...

854
00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:04,428
Sometimes Nic can be a little
critical 'cause she's a perfectionist.

855
00:46:04,512 --> 00:46:06,638
Well, I don't see why
you'd take it that way.

856
00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:09,224
I think you're
really talented.

857
00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:12,144
Really?

858
00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:13,437
Really.

859
00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:18,817
Excuse me, señora?

860
00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:19,943
Yeah?

861
00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:21,570
00.

862
00:46:21,654 --> 00:46:22,779
Okay, thanks.

863
00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:25,574
Same time tomorrow?

864
00:46:25,658 --> 00:46:27,576
Yeah. Same time tomorrow.

865
00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:29,911
Good night.

866
00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:32,706
Thank you. Okay,
good night. Thank you.

867
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:33,832
Whew!

868
00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:35,667
I should get going, too.

869
00:46:36,752 --> 00:46:38,920
Same time tomorrow?

870
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,797
That's mean.
Take this.

871
00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:42,215
No. U h-uh.
I don't want it.

872
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:43,300
Take it.
No.

873
00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:45,177
For the kids.
No. I don't want it.

874
00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:46,428
Come on.

875
00:46:46,512 --> 00:46:48,096
No. God,
you are such a pusher.

876
00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:01,067
Oh!

877
00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:02,486
Wow. Okay.

878
00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:09,951
I don't know where that came from.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I...

879
00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:11,495
J ules.

880
00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:13,330
I'm gonna just go and...

881
00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:14,623
It's okay.

882
00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:15,832
No, I just...

883
00:47:15,917 --> 00:47:18,126
It's okay.
It was okay.

884
00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:22,088
But I shall return!

885
00:47:32,308 --> 00:47:33,725
What?

886
00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:39,606
So how'd it go
with Paul today?

887
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,107
What do you mean?

888
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:45,987
Well, did you break ground? Did
you dig in? I don't know the terms.

889
00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:49,115
We just talked,
conceptually.

890
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,450
Oh, wow.

891
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:55,205
So it was less of a "doing"
day? Was he okay with that?

892
00:47:57,083 --> 00:48:00,710
You know, I think we should
lay off the Paul digs a little.

893
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:03,588
Oh, okay.

894
00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:13,348
And I also think we
should start composting.

895
00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:21,064
Hey, take this.

896
00:48:21,148 --> 00:48:22,232
Thanks.

897
00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:24,192
You got that fair skin.

898
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:28,655
You don't have
my peasant blood.

899
00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:34,411
Ignore.

900
00:48:34,495 --> 00:48:35,787
Who's that?

901
00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:39,291
My mom, N ic.
She's driving me crazy.

902
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:41,501
Yeah? What's she doing?

903
00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:43,795
She's treating me
like I'm 12.

904
00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:45,755
It's like she doesn't want
to admit that I'm an adult.

905
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,717
Well, that's your mom.
That's her job.

906
00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:51,970
What? To smother me to death?
That's not her job.

907
00:48:53,014 --> 00:48:56,099
If you want things to be
different, you got to do that,

908
00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:58,351
make that happen yourself.

909
00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:00,020
That's your job.

910
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:02,147
Yeah.

911
00:49:02,231 --> 00:49:03,315
Do you like peppers?

912
00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:04,441
Yeah.

913
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:06,985
Thanks.

914
00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:12,282
There's no way, dude. You
missed it by, like, 20 feet.

915
00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:14,159
Well, if Paul wasn't
there, I could have made it.

916
00:49:14,243 --> 00:49:15,952
That guy creeps me out.

917
00:49:16,037 --> 00:49:18,788
He's kind of a fag, dude, trying
to act like your dad and shit.

918
00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:20,665
Whatever, all right?

919
00:49:24,045 --> 00:49:26,379
Hey, buddy. Hey.

920
00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:29,007
I've seen this dog around
here before. I think he's lost.

921
00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:31,051
Let's pee on his head.

922
00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:33,511
What? No.

923
00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:34,763
Where you going?

924
00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:35,972
Dude, what are you doing?

925
00:49:36,057 --> 00:49:37,307
Dude, just hold him.

926
00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:38,516
Dude, quit it.

927
00:49:39,268 --> 00:49:40,602
"Dude, quit it. "

928
00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:43,813
Go on, get out of here! Go!

929
00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:46,024
Why are you such a fag?

930
00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:49,653
Why are you such
a fucking dick?

931
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:05,460
That hat looks good on you. Thanks.

932
00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:07,420
Keep it.
Thank you.

933
00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:09,422
Never been on a bike?

934
00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:10,507
Mmm-mmm.

935
00:50:11,592 --> 00:50:12,676
Never.

936
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,219
You got to wear
one of these.

937
00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:21,184
Okay.

938
00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:22,936
You've got to hold on
tight right there.

939
00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:29,359
Here we go. You ready?

940
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:30,568
I'm ready.
You sure?

941
00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:32,153
Yeah.

942
00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:15,238
Hey, babe, relax. She'll
be back when she gets back.

943
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:17,657
Quit telling me
to relax. Okay?

944
00:51:25,624 --> 00:51:26,666
What the fuck?

945
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:40,597
Wow. Funny how someone
conveniently forgot to tell me

946
00:51:40,681 --> 00:51:43,683
that they were driving home
on a motorcycle.

947
00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:48,438
Do you know how many people I've
seen come into the hospital paralyzed

948
00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:49,939
from motorcycle accidents?

949
00:51:50,024 --> 00:51:51,775
I'm a very safe driver, N ic.

950
00:51:51,859 --> 00:51:55,695
Yeah, that is so not the
point that I'm making, Paul.

951
00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:58,031
Joni knows that this is
something I'd just never allow.

952
00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,282
Mom, I'm 18 years old.

953
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,408
Yeah?

954
00:52:00,493 --> 00:52:02,243
I won't even be living
here in, like, a month.

955
00:52:02,369 --> 00:52:03,953
Yeah, well, you're
living here now. Yeah?

956
00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:06,998
Well, why don't you get a jump
on it and pretend like I'm not?

957
00:52:13,255 --> 00:52:16,132
She's never talked
to me like that before.

958
00:52:16,217 --> 00:52:19,010
You know, if you backed off a
little bit on the restrictions,

959
00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:21,888
you probably wouldn't
have so much conflict.

960
00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:25,809
Oh, really? You think so,
Paul? Is that how it works?

961
00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:26,935
What's going on?

962
00:52:27,019 --> 00:52:28,645
Oh, nothing. Nothing.

963
00:52:28,729 --> 00:52:31,815
Paul's just giving me some
child-rearing lessons.

964
00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:32,899
I'm just saying...

965
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:36,820
Listen, when you've been a parent for
18 years, you come and talk to me, okay?

966
00:52:36,904 --> 00:52:38,488
I'm just making
an observation.

967
00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:42,742
Yeah? Well, I need your observations
like I need a dick in my ass!

968
00:53:07,601 --> 00:53:08,685
Joni?

969
00:53:13,399 --> 00:53:16,609
Honey. Look,
I was upset, okay?

970
00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:18,820
You know how I feel
about motorcycles.

971
00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:21,197
Yeah, I know how
you feel about them.

972
00:53:21,282 --> 00:53:24,659
But I'm an adult now, and you
have to respect that, okay?

973
00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:26,119
Good night.

974
00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:47,557
Good? Good?

975
00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:48,766
Yeah, that's perfect.
Thanks.

976
00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:09,037
Hey, Paul.

977
00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:12,832
Hey, Jules.
What's up?

978
00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:17,754
It's all right. I just wanted to
say I'm sorry about last night.

979
00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:19,380
Hey...
I was really embarrassed.

980
00:54:19,465 --> 00:54:23,259
Hey, it wasn't you.
It was her who wigged out.

981
00:54:23,344 --> 00:54:25,637
I think she's, you know, she's
just having a really hard time.

982
00:54:25,721 --> 00:54:27,764
You know?

983
00:54:27,848 --> 00:54:30,308
Yeah. You really don't have
to defend her. Seriously.

984
00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:33,436
And about that kiss, that's...
You know, I don't do that.

985
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,896
I completely
sensed that, yeah.

986
00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:36,481
So...

987
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:39,859
I just wanted
to clear the air.

988
00:54:39,944 --> 00:54:41,319
The air is cleared.

989
00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:42,946
No, it's clear.

990
00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:53,790
No, Paul, I can't!

991
00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:55,083
Why? You don't want to?

992
00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:56,501
No, I have a guy outside!

993
00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:57,961
Oh, yeah.
Right, the guy.

994
00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:04,300
Oh, God.

995
00:55:08,764 --> 00:55:10,640
Okay, wait. Wait.

996
00:55:22,403 --> 00:55:24,654
Well! Hello!

997
00:55:25,406 --> 00:55:26,823
Yeah! Yeah!

998
00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:28,741
Okay, not so hard. Not so hard. Okay.

999
00:55:30,536 --> 00:55:31,577
What?

1000
00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:33,079
Oh, my God!
Yeah?

1001
00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:35,915
Come on.

1002
00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:38,126
Excuse me?

1003
00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:41,045
You gotta be
fucking kidding me!

1004
00:55:41,130 --> 00:55:42,338
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1005
00:55:42,423 --> 00:55:43,673
Excuse me, señora?

1006
00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:47,927
I can't fucking believe it.
Okay.

1007
00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:51,347
You gotta go talk to him.
Are you gonna go talk to him?

1008
00:55:51,432 --> 00:55:53,433
Okay. Fuck.
Oh, God.

1009
00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:56,602
Shit.

1010
00:55:57,813 --> 00:55:59,814
Excuse me, señora?
Okay!

1011
00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:04,277
Hey, what's up?

1012
00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:07,822
Where do you
want the stones?

1013
00:56:07,906 --> 00:56:09,115
Stones?

1014
00:56:10,993 --> 00:56:12,160
Over by the fence.

1015
00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:15,496
What?

1016
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:19,042
I was using the bathroom.

1017
00:56:20,544 --> 00:56:22,462
Do you need to use
the bathroom?

1018
00:56:24,256 --> 00:56:26,382
Okay, then.
I'll be right back.

1019
00:56:26,467 --> 00:56:28,259
Okay.
Take your time.

1020
00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:34,348
That's H.

1021
00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:35,850
Yeah, I know.

1022
00:56:35,934 --> 00:56:37,018
All right. Lay-up.

1023
00:56:37,102 --> 00:56:38,561
All right.

1024
00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:42,148
Now you don't have to go easy
on me because you're winning.

1025
00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:45,860
Nobody likes
a show-off, man.

1026
00:56:47,654 --> 00:56:49,113
You gotta go
behind the back.

1027
00:56:49,198 --> 00:56:50,281
God.

1028
00:56:55,996 --> 00:56:58,164
Can I ask you a question?

1029
00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:01,834
Would you rather
be buried or cremated?

1030
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:04,754
That's your question?

1031
00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:06,672
I'd rather be cremated.

1032
00:57:07,716 --> 00:57:09,717
I think I'd...

1033
00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:12,762
I think I'd rather
be buried.

1034
00:57:12,846 --> 00:57:14,514
But why? I mean,

1035
00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:16,474
you're just gonna be taking
up more space in the earth.

1036
00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:18,101
I don't know. The idea
of being, you know,

1037
00:57:18,185 --> 00:57:22,772
torched into a chalky white substance
has got me a little freaked out.

1038
00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:25,191
Why does it matter to you? You're
not even gonna be conscious.

1039
00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,610
Okay, well, maybe,
I don't know,

1040
00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:30,029
I want a place for people
to come and visit me one day.

1041
00:57:30,114 --> 00:57:31,280
But why?
You're gonna be dead.

1042
00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:33,157
You won't even
know they're there.

1043
00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:39,080
Okay. Take it easy.

1044
00:57:40,499 --> 00:57:41,958
Come on.

1045
00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:44,919
So, what do you like better,
Nike or New Balance?

1046
00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:47,088
Nike.
Oh, God, here we go.

1047
00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:52,301
God, I love your
necklace! Can I see it?

1048
00:57:52,386 --> 00:57:53,970
Sure.

1049
00:57:54,054 --> 00:57:55,930
It's so beautiful.

1050
00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:57,348
Thank you.

1051
00:57:57,432 --> 00:57:58,599
Is it African?

1052
00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:00,643
Yes, it's Ethiopian.

1053
00:58:00,727 --> 00:58:01,769
Did you get it there?

1054
00:58:01,854 --> 00:58:04,689
No, I got it at a flea
market in Brooklyn.

1055
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,525
Is that where you're from?

1056
00:58:07,609 --> 00:58:09,318
No, I'm from here.

1057
00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:13,030
Cool.
Hey, guys, how you doing?

1058
00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:14,490
Good.
How's the food?

1059
00:58:14,575 --> 00:58:15,575
It's great.

1060
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:16,826
Good? You're not
gonna eat your chicken?

1061
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,494
It's so yummy.
It's good?

1062
00:58:18,579 --> 00:58:19,704
Yeah, it's really good.

1063
00:58:19,788 --> 00:58:24,834
I'm sorry, but I have to take the
lovely Tanya away for a moment.

1064
00:58:24,918 --> 00:58:27,336
All right. It was lovely
talking to you, ladies.

1065
00:58:27,421 --> 00:58:29,255
You, too.
You, too.

1066
00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:38,848
Okay, I'm sorry, but your donor
daddy is giving me the sex vibe.

1067
00:58:38,932 --> 00:58:41,017
No, he's not.
He wouldn't do that.

1068
00:58:41,101 --> 00:58:43,519
Why not?
He's not my dad.

1069
00:58:43,604 --> 00:58:46,314
God, Sasha,
that's totally gross!

1070
00:58:46,398 --> 00:58:49,525
Not everybody wants to
have sex with you, okay?

1071
00:58:49,610 --> 00:58:52,653
Especially when
you act like a slut.

1072
00:58:52,738 --> 00:58:53,821
Fuck you.

1073
00:58:53,906 --> 00:58:57,200
Well, it makes you seem
insecure and desperate.

1074
00:58:57,284 --> 00:58:59,535
I'm not insecure
and desperate.

1075
00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:02,330
I'm just a normal,
sexual person.

1076
00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:06,209
Maybe you'd understand that
if you weren't so uptight.

1077
00:59:06,293 --> 00:59:09,170
Fuck you.
I'm not uptight.

1078
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:15,843
Oh, my God, these heirloom
tomatoes are amazing.

1079
00:59:15,928 --> 00:59:17,470
Oh, yeah,
they're in season.

1080
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,680
You know, Joni brought some home
from Paul's garden the other day.

1081
00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:21,265
They were huge.

1082
00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:23,601
So the kids have been
spending time with him?

1083
00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:27,980
Yeah. Yeah, they're spending all
kinds of quality time together.

1084
00:59:28,065 --> 00:59:30,900
Well, you're lucky. You're lucky
that the kids bonded with the donor.

1085
00:59:30,984 --> 00:59:32,818
I mean, you hear so
many nightmare stories.

1086
00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:36,948
No, no, it's great. They
all just get along famously.

1087
00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:38,824
Apparently, Paul
can do no wrong.

1088
00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:42,703
Excuse me. Could we get another
bottle of the Seavey Cabernet?

1089
00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:44,330
Thank you. I'm okay. I'm
okay. I don't need any more.

1090
00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:47,124
Yeah, you're alone
on this one, N icole.

1091
00:59:48,335 --> 00:59:52,380
Hey, so have you guys gotten into
the whole acai smoothie craze?

1092
00:59:52,464 --> 00:59:53,631
Acai fruit packs.

1093
00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:57,593
Yeah. No, but they're pushing
them like crack at Whole Foods.

1094
00:59:57,678 --> 01:00:00,346
Joel is so addicted to it.
He buys it by the case.

1095
01:00:00,472 --> 01:00:01,764
Here's what I do.

1096
01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:07,270
I throw one in the blender with bananas,
frozen strawberries and hemp milk.

1097
01:00:07,354 --> 01:00:09,855
And I'll tell you what,
it is pretty sensational.

1098
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,857
J ust fucking kill me.
Okay?

1099
01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:13,693
Honey.
I'm sorry, guys,

1100
01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:18,906
but I just can't with the fucking
hemp milk and the organic farming.

1101
01:00:18,991 --> 01:00:22,243
And, you know, if I hear one more person
say that they love heirloom tomatoes,

1102
01:00:22,327 --> 01:00:24,287
I'm gonna fucking
kill myself. Okay?

1103
01:00:24,371 --> 01:00:27,456
Oh. And do you know
that we're composting now?

1104
01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:30,543
Oh, yeah. "No, don't
throw that in the trash.

1105
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:32,878
"You have to put it
in the composting bin

1106
01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:38,467
"where all the beautiful little worms
will turn it into this organic mulch,

1107
01:00:38,552 --> 01:00:41,554
"and then we'll all feel good
about ourselves. " You know?

1108
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:44,557
I can't do it, okay?
I can't fucking do it.

1109
01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:50,396
Hey, babe. How about
some green tea?

1110
01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:55,443
You know what, J ules? I like
my wine, okay? So fucking sue me.

1111
01:00:55,527 --> 01:00:58,988
And FYI, red wine has a chemical
called resveratrol in it,

1112
01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:02,325
which has been proven to
significantly extend human lifespan.

1113
01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:06,037
If you drink, like, a
thousand glasses a day, yeah.

1114
01:01:06,121 --> 01:01:07,788
Fuck you.

1115
01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:15,671
I'm sorry.
It's okay.

1116
01:01:15,756 --> 01:01:17,340
Go to her.

1117
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:22,803
Whoa.

1118
01:01:22,888 --> 01:01:25,348
What the hell
is going on with them?

1119
01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:33,981
Oh, my God.
What is going on with you?

1120
01:01:34,066 --> 01:01:35,608
It's this whole Paul thing.

1121
01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,110
It's just driving me
crazy, all right?

1122
01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:40,071
I feel like he's taking over my family.

1123
01:01:40,155 --> 01:01:41,447
No. He's...

1124
01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:42,782
Can I get you anything?

1125
01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:45,284
No thanks, no.
He's not. He's not.

1126
01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:48,537
Okay.

1127
01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:51,957
Okay, I'm sorry,
all right?

1128
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,087
I guess I'm just exhausted.

1129
01:01:57,631 --> 01:02:01,050
Yeah, maybe you just need to
take some time off, recharge.

1130
01:02:01,134 --> 01:02:02,218
Right?

1131
01:02:02,302 --> 01:02:04,053
Yeah, right. Who's gonna pay for that?

1132
01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:07,932
I mean, look,
I'm sorry,

1133
01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:10,393
but, you know, I feel like I'm
carrying the whole load here.

1134
01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:13,062
Yeah, 'cause that's
the way you like it.

1135
01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:14,647
That's the way
you keep control.

1136
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:16,440
What are you
talking about?

1137
01:02:16,525 --> 01:02:18,901
Come on, you hated it when I worked.

1138
01:02:18,985 --> 01:02:20,653
You wanted me at home
taking care of the kids.

1139
01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:22,571
You wanted a wife.
That is just not true.

1140
01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:24,198
No, you didn't like
any of the nannies,

1141
01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:26,075
and you sure didn't
back my career.

1142
01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:30,413
What are you talking about? I just
helped you start another business.

1143
01:02:30,497 --> 01:02:33,499
Yeah, so you can feel
better about yourself.

1144
01:02:34,835 --> 01:02:38,879
No, Jules. So you can
feel better about yourself.

1145
01:02:40,841 --> 01:02:43,467
Are you even attracted
to me anymore?

1146
01:02:45,053 --> 01:02:47,638
Would you
still like the wine?

1147
01:02:47,722 --> 01:02:51,642
No, thank you. We'll just take
the check from inside, please.

1148
01:02:51,726 --> 01:02:53,352
Okay, no problem.

1149
01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:57,773
Oh, yeah. Pull my hair.

1150
01:02:57,858 --> 01:02:59,650
Okay. Oh, yeah.

1151
01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:03,195
Okay.

1152
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,280
Ow!

1153
01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:20,129
I really want a cigarette. I
haven't smoked since Laser was born.

1154
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:23,632
Do you smoke?
Do you have a cigarette?

1155
01:03:23,717 --> 01:03:25,176
Sometimes,
but I don't have any.

1156
01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:26,886
I could go run out
and get you some.

1157
01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:30,139
Yeah. Yeah, no, no.
No, don't go.

1158
01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:33,642
God.

1159
01:03:35,896 --> 01:03:37,813
Do you think

1160
01:03:37,898 --> 01:03:41,233
I'm some sad-sack,
middle-aged lesbian?

1161
01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:46,197
You know, I have been trying to come up
with a way to describe you to my friends,

1162
01:03:46,281 --> 01:03:47,740
and now I finally have it.
Thank you so much.

1163
01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:51,243
Fuck you.

1164
01:03:52,412 --> 01:03:53,662
You want to get that?

1165
01:03:53,747 --> 01:03:55,456
No, no. I want
to get some of this.

1166
01:03:56,625 --> 01:03:57,750
Paul, it's Joni.

1167
01:03:57,834 --> 01:04:02,004
I just wanted to call you and
apologize for my friend Sasha.

1168
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:04,423
You know, when you put
your hands on her shoulders,

1169
01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:06,091
I think that
she thought that...

1170
01:04:06,176 --> 01:04:07,843
Hey, Joni. It's Paul.
Don't get that.

1171
01:04:07,928 --> 01:04:09,845
Listen, I'm really sorry
about Sasha the other night.

1172
01:04:09,930 --> 01:04:14,308
No, I didn't even... No, no. No...
Really, I didn't even notice that.

1173
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:15,351
I hope you didn't
feel uncomfortable.

1174
01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:18,103
No, not at all. I...

1175
01:04:18,939 --> 01:04:20,022
Not at all.

1176
01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:22,107
Okay, sure. Well, as long
as... Hold on, hold on.

1177
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:23,359
Wait, wait, wait.

1178
01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:24,860
No, just get off me.

1179
01:04:24,945 --> 01:04:26,153
I'm just gonna...
Give me one second.

1180
01:04:26,238 --> 01:04:28,030
Get off.

1181
01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:30,157
Jone?

1182
01:04:30,242 --> 01:04:31,492
Oh, is my mom there?

1183
01:04:31,576 --> 01:04:34,745
Your mom?
No, no. She split.

1184
01:04:34,829 --> 01:04:37,039
She went on
a Home Depot run.

1185
01:04:44,506 --> 01:04:45,714
Did you go to Home Depot?

1186
01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:47,883
Yeah. J ust got back.

1187
01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:51,679
That was fast.

1188
01:04:51,763 --> 01:04:53,305
Yeah, no lines.

1189
01:04:59,145 --> 01:05:01,522
What's that look
you're giving me?

1190
01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:02,690
What look?

1191
01:05:02,774 --> 01:05:06,193
The look that you're
giving me right now.

1192
01:05:06,278 --> 01:05:10,155
No. That's no look.
That's just my face.

1193
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,409
Yeah, I'm not gonna
play this game with you.

1194
01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:15,911
You know, you can keep
your judgments to yourself.

1195
01:05:15,996 --> 01:05:18,205
No. I didn't give
no looks, señora.

1196
01:05:18,290 --> 01:05:20,874
I don't ask why you blow
your nose all the time.

1197
01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:23,002
If you have a drug problem,
then that's your business.

1198
01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:25,713
No, I don't have
no drug problem.

1199
01:05:25,797 --> 01:05:26,797
I have allergies.

1200
01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:29,592
Then why are
you a gardener?

1201
01:05:29,676 --> 01:05:31,844
'Cause I love
the flowers.

1202
01:05:33,013 --> 01:05:34,597
Man, this is
not gonna work.

1203
01:05:34,681 --> 01:05:36,849
You know, I'm gonna pay you
through the end of the day,

1204
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:39,268
and then we're through. Okay?

1205
01:05:40,645 --> 01:05:41,770
Thank you very much.

1206
01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:43,522
Thanks. Thank you.

1207
01:05:46,735 --> 01:05:47,776
Can we talk about...

1208
01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:48,944
No, we can't.

1209
01:05:49,029 --> 01:05:50,613
A little bit.
You know why?

1210
01:05:50,697 --> 01:05:52,156
'Cause there's nothing
to talk about.

1211
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,033
I think you know.

1212
01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:57,036
You know.

1213
01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:44,958
Look.

1214
01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:49,296
I know you've all been
enjoying your time with Paul.

1215
01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:54,343
And I know that I haven't been
as open to him as everybody else,

1216
01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:56,595
and that's caused some
friction between us.

1217
01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:00,516
But I'd like to try
and change that, okay?

1218
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,518
So I was thinking

1219
01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:05,729
it might be nice if we all had
dinner at his house sometime.

1220
01:07:05,814 --> 01:07:08,107
Now that way, I could get to
know him a little bit better,

1221
01:07:08,191 --> 01:07:13,028
and I could see all the good work
that Mom's been doing in the backyard.

1222
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:17,032
What do you think? Yeah?
Sure.

1223
01:07:17,117 --> 01:07:18,200
Yeah.
Sure.

1224
01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:19,368
Yeah?

1225
01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:20,536
Yeah.

1226
01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:21,745
Great.

1227
01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:24,164
It's not...
I'm not done yet.

1228
01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:25,332
You know,
I'm not, you know...

1229
01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:26,583
No. No, I know.

1230
01:07:26,668 --> 01:07:28,585
I haven't done all
the planting or anything.

1231
01:07:28,670 --> 01:07:30,045
But I wanna see
the process.

1232
01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:32,339
You know, like other colors,
other than green colors.

1233
01:07:32,424 --> 01:07:35,217
Well, that's okay. I just
wanna see the process.

1234
01:07:35,301 --> 01:07:36,802
Great.

1235
01:07:39,597 --> 01:07:40,639
Hey.

1236
01:07:42,976 --> 01:07:44,685
Need a hand?
Sure.

1237
01:07:50,150 --> 01:07:51,650
Hold on.
Let me help you.

1238
01:07:51,735 --> 01:07:53,694
Ready? Okay.

1239
01:07:53,778 --> 01:07:55,154
Right here.

1240
01:07:57,532 --> 01:07:58,615
Yeah.

1241
01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:06,707
We can't be doing this.

1242
01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:09,418
I know. This is...

1243
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:10,836
I'm married.

1244
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,212
The kids.

1245
01:08:12,297 --> 01:08:14,548
Yeah, and I love Nic, so...

1246
01:08:14,632 --> 01:08:16,216
Hey.
I don't...

1247
01:08:16,301 --> 01:08:17,885
It was fun while it lasted.

1248
01:08:18,636 --> 01:08:19,803
Sorry.

1249
01:08:24,225 --> 01:08:26,935
I bought you
some cigarettes.

1250
01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:30,856
Jesus. What is
wrong with me?

1251
01:08:32,567 --> 01:08:35,736
I shouldn't have fired Luis
like that. That was so wrong.

1252
01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:37,946
Yeah, I think you're
being hard on yourself.

1253
01:08:38,031 --> 01:08:40,491
You know, I mean, things
just get messed up sometimes.

1254
01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:44,703
No, no, that wasn't messy.
That was fucked up.

1255
01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:49,208
I am so fucked up.

1256
01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:52,920
I...

1257
01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:57,174
I think
I'm falling for you.

1258
01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:00,552
Oh, God, Paul.

1259
01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:03,305
Don't.

1260
01:09:28,581 --> 01:09:30,040
Tonight was
a really good night.

1261
01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:31,166
Yeah.

1262
01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:34,711
That one table had, like,
five bottles of wine.

1263
01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:38,757
It was crazy.
It was a big night.

1264
01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:41,677
You know,
Joni's really pretty.

1265
01:09:41,761 --> 01:09:44,179
I think she's got
some of your genes.

1266
01:09:44,264 --> 01:09:46,849
You think? I think she looks
more like her mom, but thanks.

1267
01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,183
I appreciate that.

1268
01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:51,270
It was really cute
seeing you in Dad mode.

1269
01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:52,604
Yeah?

1270
01:09:53,773 --> 01:09:55,649
Yeah.

1271
01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:57,734
It made me want
to fuck you.

1272
01:09:58,862 --> 01:09:59,987
Yeah?

1273
01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:01,113
Yeah.

1274
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:04,825
You know, I've been
missing our sleepovers.

1275
01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:08,287
Yeah, we haven't been doing
that in a while, have we?

1276
01:10:08,413 --> 01:10:09,913
Mmm-mmm.

1277
01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:13,792
You want to meet up later?

1278
01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:16,461
Tanya,

1279
01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:20,966
you're so sexy
and beautiful, but I...

1280
01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:25,345
I don't think we should do that anymore.

1281
01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:29,516
You know, what we have
is really fun and easy,

1282
01:10:29,601 --> 01:10:33,687
but I don't want to be that, like, 50-year-old
guy who's just hanging out, you know?

1283
01:10:33,771 --> 01:10:35,606
I really do want
to have a family,

1284
01:10:35,690 --> 01:10:40,319
and I need to be doing that with someone
who's, like, ready to go there with me.

1285
01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:42,237
Oh.

1286
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:47,242
Okay.

1287
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:50,579
Tanya.

1288
01:10:56,461 --> 01:10:58,921
Yeah? Fuck you.

1289
01:11:24,572 --> 01:11:25,989
It's locked.

1290
01:11:34,332 --> 01:11:37,459
Yeah, I mean, obviously I
have more to do down here.

1291
01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:39,962
I gotta fill it in,
but this is the general idea.

1292
01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:42,589
No, it looks great.

1293
01:11:42,674 --> 01:11:43,674
Yeah?

1294
01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:44,800
It's so indigenous.

1295
01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:46,551
Really.
I am so proud of you.

1296
01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:49,513
Yeah, you like it?
Yeah?

1297
01:11:49,597 --> 01:11:51,223
I'm so proud.

1298
01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:57,354
I love you, honey.

1299
01:11:57,438 --> 01:11:59,231
I love you, too.

1300
01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:01,358
I'm so glad you like it.
It's incredible.

1301
01:12:01,442 --> 01:12:02,484
Oh, man.

1302
01:12:02,568 --> 01:12:04,486
And now, wait, how's
that guy Luis working out?

1303
01:12:04,570 --> 01:12:06,613
Man, I had to fire him.

1304
01:12:06,698 --> 01:12:07,698
Oh, my God.

1305
01:12:07,782 --> 01:12:09,491
Yeah, he has
a drug problem.

1306
01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:10,659
You're kidding!
What drug?

1307
01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:11,868
No. I know... I...

1308
01:12:11,953 --> 01:12:13,036
Blow, I think.

1309
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:15,497
You're a natural, kid.

1310
01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:30,387
I know.
Good.

1311
01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:32,597
You're a natural.

1312
01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:38,729
You can never have
too much olive oil.

1313
01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:39,813
Big no-no.

1314
01:12:43,651 --> 01:12:44,985
Oh! I forgot.

1315
01:12:45,069 --> 01:12:49,948
N ic, I got a bitching 1998 Alma Rosa
that I think you're just gonna love.

1316
01:12:50,033 --> 01:12:52,534
You know what? I think I'm gonna stick
with water, but thank you so much.

1317
01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:54,202
You sure?
Yeah.

1318
01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:55,454
Jules.

1319
01:12:56,664 --> 01:12:57,706
Paul, this steak
is delicious.

1320
01:12:57,790 --> 01:12:58,915
Thank you.

1321
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,752
Really, it's...
What is the seasoning?

1322
01:13:01,836 --> 01:13:05,047
Guys, we just misted it with
a little truffle oil, right?

1323
01:13:05,131 --> 01:13:06,131
Mmm-hmm.

1324
01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:07,549
It's so easy.
Wow.

1325
01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:10,343
What a good idea. We ought
to try that. Right, honey?

1326
01:13:10,428 --> 01:13:11,428
Mmm-hmm.

1327
01:13:11,512 --> 01:13:13,221
And it's done
to perfection.

1328
01:13:13,306 --> 01:13:14,389
Yeah?
It's not too rare?

1329
01:13:14,474 --> 01:13:15,557
Oh, no, no.

1330
01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:19,019
It's juicy and tender. Exactly
what rare's supposed to be.

1331
01:13:19,103 --> 01:13:21,313
Right? I mean, I got people
coming into the restaurant,

1332
01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:24,149
they see the slightest bit of
red, they just start freaking out.

1333
01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:26,068
Isn't that annoying?

1334
01:13:26,152 --> 01:13:28,278
That happens to me all
the time when I'm grilling.

1335
01:13:28,362 --> 01:13:29,529
Hey, red is rare.

1336
01:13:29,614 --> 01:13:31,156
Hello, it's bloody.

1337
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:32,741
I mean...
Hello?

1338
01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:34,117
Yoo-hoo.
Hello, thank you.

1339
01:13:34,202 --> 01:13:37,120
Yeah, I mean, if you're in
Argentina, and you ask for rare,

1340
01:13:37,205 --> 01:13:40,332
they bring you a cow
still mooing on the plate.

1341
01:13:41,542 --> 01:13:43,919
I really want to go to Argentina.
Buenos Aires is supposed to be...

1342
01:13:44,003 --> 01:13:47,339
Hey. I noticed your record
collection over there.

1343
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:50,092
Wow, it's quite an
eclectic mix, you know.

1344
01:13:50,176 --> 01:13:51,927
Thank you very much, N ic.

1345
01:13:52,011 --> 01:13:53,345
You're welcome.

1346
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,722
You don't meet too many straight
guys who love Joni Mitchell.

1347
01:13:55,807 --> 01:13:57,641
You sure don't.

1348
01:13:57,725 --> 01:13:59,142
You like Joni?

1349
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:03,438
No, not really. We just
named our daughter after her.

1350
01:14:03,523 --> 01:14:06,608
Really?
Oh, shut the front door.

1351
01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:09,945
Come on. Really? You never told
me you were named after Joni M.

1352
01:14:10,029 --> 01:14:11,613
It's so dorky. I don't
like to bring it up.

1353
01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:12,823
That is so cool.

1354
01:14:12,907 --> 01:14:15,700
No, what's your favorite
Joni album? It's not cool.

1355
01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:16,910
Blue.

1356
01:14:18,371 --> 01:14:21,665
Right? My brother
from another mother.

1357
01:14:21,749 --> 01:14:23,708
Oh, my God.
I mean...

1358
01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:28,463
Listen, I spent half of high school
in my room crying to that album.

1359
01:14:28,548 --> 01:14:31,508
That record,
it kills me.

1360
01:14:31,592 --> 01:14:33,176
It doesn't stop.
No.

1361
01:14:33,261 --> 01:14:36,096
River. California.

1362
01:14:36,722 --> 01:14:37,764
A Case Of You.

1363
01:14:37,849 --> 01:14:38,890
All I Want.

1364
01:14:39,016 --> 01:14:40,642
Oh, God.
Right?

1365
01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:45,355
I am on a lonely road

1366
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:49,860
And I am traveling,
traveling, traveling

1367
01:14:49,944 --> 01:14:51,570
Looking for something

1368
01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:54,072
What can it be

1369
01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:57,617
I hate you some,
I hate you some

1370
01:14:57,702 --> 01:15:00,829
I love you some

1371
01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:02,497
I love you

1372
01:15:02,582 --> 01:15:05,959
When I forget about me

1373
01:15:06,043 --> 01:15:08,128
I want to talk to you

1374
01:15:08,212 --> 01:15:10,005
I want to shampoo you

1375
01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:13,675
I want to renew you
again and again

1376
01:15:13,759 --> 01:15:15,427
Applause, applause

1377
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,053
Life is our cause

1378
01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:18,722
When I think of your kisses

1379
01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:20,765
My mind see-saws

1380
01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:22,601
Do you see,
do you see

1381
01:15:27,481 --> 01:15:29,441
Do you see, do you see

1382
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:33,361
Do you see how
you hurt me, baby

1383
01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:36,406
And I hurt you, too

1384
01:15:36,490 --> 01:15:39,492
That's why we both get

1385
01:15:39,577 --> 01:15:45,248
so blue

1386
01:15:47,668 --> 01:15:49,127
Bravo.

1387
01:15:52,506 --> 01:15:54,382
Don't quit your
day job, Mom.

1388
01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:57,844
Hey. It's already hard enough
to open your heart in this world.

1389
01:15:57,929 --> 01:15:59,930
Don't make it any harder.

1390
01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:04,100
You're right. I'm sorry.
It was a wonderful rendition.

1391
01:16:04,185 --> 01:16:05,602
Beautiful, thank you.

1392
01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:06,895
I like this guy.

1393
01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:10,482
Why, thank you, N ic.

1394
01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:18,531
Okay. Paul,
where's your bathroom?

1395
01:16:18,616 --> 01:16:20,575
It's just right here
around the corner.

1396
01:16:20,660 --> 01:16:21,952
All right. Thanks.

1397
01:16:22,036 --> 01:16:27,499
And you know what? I am gonna have
a glass of the Alma Rosa, okay?

1398
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,917
All right.

1399
01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:35,799
So, I think you'd
really love Argentina.

1400
01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:37,092
I really
wanna go there.

1401
01:16:37,176 --> 01:16:38,969
Buenos Aires
is literally, like,

1402
01:16:39,053 --> 01:16:42,180
one of the most beautiful
cities in the world.

1403
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:36,609
I was in a rainstorm
in the Grand Canyon.

1404
01:17:36,694 --> 01:17:38,153
Can we go?
I'll take you.

1405
01:17:57,923 --> 01:18:02,635
A big rattlesnake when I was
in the desert in Baja, Mexico.

1406
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:05,263
We should.
I'll take you to Baja.

1407
01:18:05,348 --> 01:18:07,390
I was in the desert and...

1408
01:18:07,475 --> 01:18:08,683
What's it like there?

1409
01:18:08,768 --> 01:18:10,477
It's beautiful.

1410
01:18:10,561 --> 01:18:13,855
I was surfing, but then
there was no waves,

1411
01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:16,524
so we climbed up
into the mountains.

1412
01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:19,861
And I hear a rattling,
and it was a rattlesnake.

1413
01:18:19,945 --> 01:18:22,947
And so I was scrambling.
I didn't know what to do,

1414
01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:27,327
so I reached out for a rock, and
then I threw it at the rattlesnake...

1415
01:18:54,647 --> 01:18:56,272
Did you guys spend
some time up there?

1416
01:18:56,357 --> 01:18:59,442
Yeah, a long time ago.
Yeah. Yeah.

1417
01:18:59,527 --> 01:19:01,736
Beautiful, beautiful beaches.
You'd like it.

1418
01:19:01,821 --> 01:19:05,365
It's really nice
having you guys over.

1419
01:19:05,449 --> 01:19:08,368
I don't entertain here
very much.

1420
01:19:08,452 --> 01:19:09,661
Cheers.

1421
01:19:11,205 --> 01:19:13,081
All right.
All right.

1422
01:19:15,167 --> 01:19:17,293
To an unconventional family.

1423
01:19:39,567 --> 01:19:42,777
You and Paul were getting
along like gang-busters.

1424
01:19:55,749 --> 01:19:58,543
You're sleeping
with him, aren't you?

1425
01:19:58,627 --> 01:19:59,711
What?

1426
01:20:02,673 --> 01:20:05,550
J ust be honest
with me, okay?

1427
01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:08,803
Don't make me feel crazier
than I feel right now.

1428
01:20:10,890 --> 01:20:13,475
Where is this coming from?
I don't...

1429
01:20:13,559 --> 01:20:16,644
Well, I found your hair
in his drain.

1430
01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:24,027
Because...

1431
01:20:24,111 --> 01:20:27,906
Because I was working, and I
got dirty, and I took a shower.

1432
01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:33,203
Yeah?
Did you take a nap, too?

1433
01:20:38,751 --> 01:20:40,793
Are you in love with him?

1434
01:20:43,130 --> 01:20:46,966
No.

1435
01:20:48,719 --> 01:20:50,136
Are you straight now?

1436
01:20:50,221 --> 01:20:53,389
No. It has nothing
to do with that!

1437
01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:57,435
I've just felt so far away
from you lately.

1438
01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:59,521
Oh, right.
So it's my fault?

1439
01:20:59,605 --> 01:21:01,856
No! Who said
anything about fault?

1440
01:21:01,941 --> 01:21:03,316
Just listen to me!

1441
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:04,692
I'm listening!

1442
01:21:04,777 --> 01:21:06,736
What?

1443
01:21:06,820 --> 01:21:09,447
I just... I just...

1444
01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:11,533
I needed...

1445
01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:13,409
What? To be fucked?

1446
01:21:13,494 --> 01:21:16,871
No. Appreciated.

1447
01:21:16,956 --> 01:21:21,000
Well, it's always what I'm
not doing for you, isn't it?

1448
01:21:21,085 --> 01:21:25,922
Well, okay. Here's
what I don't do to you.

1449
01:21:26,006 --> 01:21:29,634
I don't work out my issues
by fucking other people!

1450
01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:31,719
He's not just "other people. "

1451
01:21:31,804 --> 01:21:34,389
No! He's our sperm donor.

1452
01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:36,599
You couldn't have picked
a more painful way to hurt me.

1453
01:21:36,684 --> 01:21:37,892
Where are you going?

1454
01:21:37,977 --> 01:21:39,269
I need water!

1455
01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:41,396
Oh!

1456
01:21:43,315 --> 01:21:44,440
Shit!

1457
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:48,570
Shit.

1458
01:22:16,599 --> 01:22:18,600
Joni.

1459
01:22:18,684 --> 01:22:19,809
I don't want
to talk to you.

1460
01:22:19,893 --> 01:22:21,185
Can we just talk
about what happened?

1461
01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:25,064
I said I don't
want to talk to you.

1462
01:22:25,149 --> 01:22:28,610
Okay. I understand.

1463
01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:39,287
Laser? Honey?

1464
01:22:42,041 --> 01:22:43,124
What?

1465
01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:48,504
I know that you and Joni
heard what was going on,

1466
01:22:48,589 --> 01:22:53,676
and I wanted to tell you that what
happened with me and Paul is over.

1467
01:22:55,054 --> 01:22:57,263
There's nothing
going on now.

1468
01:22:58,390 --> 01:22:59,474
Okay.

1469
01:22:59,558 --> 01:23:04,228
I know it'll probably take you a while
to process your feelings around this,

1470
01:23:04,313 --> 01:23:09,150
but I just wanted to tell you that I'm here
if you ever want to talk about anything.

1471
01:23:12,237 --> 01:23:14,656
Is there anything
you want to talk about?

1472
01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:16,074
Not really.

1473
01:23:38,097 --> 01:23:39,263
How's Nic?

1474
01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:41,015
She's a mess.

1475
01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:45,478
They're not talking. I've
never seen her like that.

1476
01:23:54,071 --> 01:23:55,321
Is it him?

1477
01:23:55,406 --> 01:23:56,447
Hello?

1478
01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:58,366
Hey, darling.
How you doing?

1479
01:23:58,450 --> 01:24:00,159
You're such a phony.

1480
01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:03,371
Excuse me?

1481
01:24:03,455 --> 01:24:06,374
You act like you're so groovy
and together, but you're not.

1482
01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:09,085
You're a shitty person!

1483
01:24:09,169 --> 01:24:10,503
Oh, no.

1484
01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:12,672
What happened?

1485
01:24:13,132 --> 01:24:14,882
With my mom?

1486
01:24:16,343 --> 01:24:19,595
Listen, you gotta let me just come
and talk to you, honey, please.

1487
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:20,805
What's wrong with you?

1488
01:24:20,889 --> 01:24:22,724
Joni, listen to me. Please...

1489
01:24:22,808 --> 01:24:24,559
Don't call me again.

1490
01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:33,693
Hey, Paul, look at these
cukes. Aren't they awesome?

1491
01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:34,819
No.

1492
01:24:35,487 --> 01:24:36,529
Fuck.

1493
01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:38,906
Fuck!

1494
01:24:40,284 --> 01:24:41,492
Hello?

1495
01:24:41,577 --> 01:24:43,035
I just talked to Joni.

1496
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:45,163
What happened?
What's going on?

1497
01:24:45,247 --> 01:24:47,623
N ic found my hair
in your bathroom.

1498
01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:50,168
Fuck.
I n the drain.

1499
01:24:50,252 --> 01:24:51,419
The other night?

1500
01:24:51,503 --> 01:24:52,670
Yeah.

1501
01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:54,380
Oh, my God.

1502
01:24:54,465 --> 01:24:56,048
Hey, you know what?

1503
01:24:56,133 --> 01:24:59,093
I just say we go for it. I mean,
it's all out in the open now.

1504
01:24:59,178 --> 01:25:01,012
I mean,
let's just do this thing.

1505
01:25:01,096 --> 01:25:02,263
Paul...

1506
01:25:02,347 --> 01:25:04,432
I don't care what you say,
Jules. We can...

1507
01:25:04,516 --> 01:25:06,559
This can work, you know.
This isn't a mistake.

1508
01:25:06,643 --> 01:25:07,643
Paul.

1509
01:25:07,728 --> 01:25:09,270
This isn't just happening
for no reason.

1510
01:25:09,354 --> 01:25:10,646
Let's get
the kids together.

1511
01:25:10,731 --> 01:25:12,774
Paul, come on.
I'm sick of this life.

1512
01:25:12,858 --> 01:25:14,066
Let's make this happen.
I'm ready.

1513
01:25:14,151 --> 01:25:15,193
I'm gay.

1514
01:25:15,277 --> 01:25:16,861
Fuck it. I wanna...

1515
01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:18,738
Jesus.

1516
01:25:19,907 --> 01:25:21,073
Hello?

1517
01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:34,378
Hey, hey.
Slow down, tiger.

1518
01:25:35,506 --> 01:25:36,714
You don't wanna get sick.

1519
01:25:36,799 --> 01:25:38,049
I'm fine.

1520
01:25:42,596 --> 01:25:45,264
Are you gonna
talk to him?

1521
01:25:45,349 --> 01:25:46,432
Yeah.

1522
01:25:52,773 --> 01:25:54,857
Hey.
Hey.

1523
01:25:58,320 --> 01:25:59,987
I like the scruff.
It's sexy.

1524
01:26:01,740 --> 01:26:02,824
Thank you.

1525
01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:05,368
Excuse me. We're in the
middle of a conversation.

1526
01:26:05,452 --> 01:26:06,953
That's okay.

1527
01:26:07,037 --> 01:26:07,995
Can I talk to you?

1528
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:09,288
Yeah.

1529
01:26:12,209 --> 01:26:13,709
Excuse me.

1530
01:26:19,424 --> 01:26:22,927
Green chilies, queso sauce,
blue corn tortillas.

1531
01:26:23,011 --> 01:26:24,804
This is a poblano pepper.

1532
01:26:25,389 --> 01:26:27,056
So, what's up?

1533
01:27:05,637 --> 01:27:07,388
Are you okay?

1534
01:27:07,472 --> 01:27:08,598
Fine.

1535
01:27:21,069 --> 01:27:25,031
I just wanted to get another
pillow. The couch is really saggy.

1536
01:27:29,161 --> 01:27:30,369
Your back hurts?

1537
01:27:30,454 --> 01:27:32,997
Yeah. It's super achy.

1538
01:27:35,876 --> 01:27:38,336
Well, you should
take some Advil.

1539
01:27:48,805 --> 01:27:50,890
Hey, how was the party?

1540
01:27:52,476 --> 01:27:53,601
Fine.

1541
01:27:53,685 --> 01:27:56,437
Were there a lot
of people there?

1542
01:27:57,147 --> 01:27:58,314
I don't know.

1543
01:28:01,443 --> 01:28:03,235
Are you drunk, honey?

1544
01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:04,362
No.

1545
01:28:06,406 --> 01:28:09,951
Hey, did you drive
yourself home?

1546
01:28:10,035 --> 01:28:12,870
Yeah. What's the big deal?
I'm not drunk.

1547
01:28:15,207 --> 01:28:16,582
You seem drunk to me.

1548
01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:18,626
Yeah, well,
you should know.

1549
01:28:18,710 --> 01:28:20,044
What did you say to me?

1550
01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:22,004
Nothing. I'm going to bed.
Hey, honey. I...

1551
01:28:22,089 --> 01:28:26,217
What do you want from me?
I did everything you wanted!

1552
01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:29,720
I got all A's! I got into
every school I applied!

1553
01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:33,099
Now you can show everyone what a
perfect lesbian family you have!

1554
01:28:33,183 --> 01:28:34,600
Don't talk to your
mom like that!

1555
01:28:34,685 --> 01:28:37,979
You're really gonna
tell me how to act? Now?

1556
01:28:38,063 --> 01:28:39,563
You know what? I am still
your mother, and you...

1557
01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:43,192
Don't touch me! I'm
so sick of both of you!

1558
01:30:00,312 --> 01:30:02,688
Hey, did you remember
to pack the lamp I gave you?

1559
01:30:02,773 --> 01:30:03,773
Mmm-hmm.

1560
01:30:04,816 --> 01:30:06,859
Well, we can always get
stuff there, you know.

1561
01:30:06,943 --> 01:30:11,822
I mean, if your room's too dark,
or you need extra bedding or...

1562
01:30:13,533 --> 01:30:15,785
I'm not going
to Siberia, Mom.

1563
01:30:17,287 --> 01:30:20,331
I can't believe it's
your last dinner at home.

1564
01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:25,002
Are you seriously
about to cry?

1565
01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:29,548
I wish you were gay. You'd
be much more sensitive.

1566
01:30:34,679 --> 01:30:37,181
That's probably Sasha.
I'll get it.

1567
01:30:38,809 --> 01:30:40,101
How long
a drive is it?

1568
01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:41,977
About eight
hours, I think.

1569
01:30:44,356 --> 01:30:45,773
What are you doing here?

1570
01:30:45,857 --> 01:30:49,401
I just needed to talk to you
before you left. Please.

1571
01:30:54,533 --> 01:30:55,866
There's nothing
to talk about.

1572
01:30:59,037 --> 01:31:01,163
I wanted to apologize again.

1573
01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:05,584
I can't tell you

1574
01:31:06,837 --> 01:31:11,090
how ashamed, how much
I regret what happened.

1575
01:31:11,174 --> 01:31:13,843
So, like, everything that
happened between us,

1576
01:31:13,927 --> 01:31:15,970
what was that?
That was just bullshit?

1577
01:31:16,054 --> 01:31:19,598
No, no.
It wasn't bullshit at all.

1578
01:31:21,434 --> 01:31:22,560
Okay?

1579
01:31:25,105 --> 01:31:28,649
I know that I don't have
much credibility right now,

1580
01:31:28,733 --> 01:31:33,654
but I really, really
care about you.

1581
01:31:36,074 --> 01:31:38,826
And I wanna know that I'm gonna
be able to see you again someday.

1582
01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:42,121
I mean, I... Do you think
that could ever happen?

1583
01:31:46,084 --> 01:31:47,585
I don't know.

1584
01:31:48,962 --> 01:31:51,589
I just wish that
you could've been...

1585
01:31:53,216 --> 01:31:54,300
What?

1586
01:31:57,387 --> 01:31:58,721
Better.

1587
01:32:05,103 --> 01:32:06,103
Oh.

1588
01:32:06,897 --> 01:32:08,189
You have got
some balls, mister.

1589
01:32:08,273 --> 01:32:09,356
Hold on, N ic.

1590
01:32:09,441 --> 01:32:11,150
No, no, no.
You hold on.

1591
01:32:11,443 --> 01:32:14,195
You know what
you did to my kids?

1592
01:32:14,279 --> 01:32:15,362
Shit.

1593
01:32:16,781 --> 01:32:21,452
Let me tell you something,
man, this is not your family.

1594
01:32:22,078 --> 01:32:24,038
This is my family!
I know that, Nic.

1595
01:32:24,122 --> 01:32:26,207
No, you don't know.

1596
01:32:26,291 --> 01:32:28,459
You don't know,
and you know why?

1597
01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:30,711
Because you're
a fucking interloper.

1598
01:32:31,463 --> 01:32:35,132
If you want a family so much,
you go out and make your own!

1599
01:33:42,158 --> 01:33:43,284
I need to say something.

1600
01:33:45,745 --> 01:33:50,833
It's no big secret your mom and
I are in hell right now, and...

1601
01:33:53,044 --> 01:33:57,214
Bottom line is,
marriage is hard.

1602
01:33:57,299 --> 01:33:58,590
It's really fucking hard.

1603
01:33:59,134 --> 01:34:01,927
Just two people

1604
01:34:02,012 --> 01:34:06,807
slogging through the shit, year
after year, getting older, changing.

1605
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:09,852
It's a fucking
marathon, okay?

1606
01:34:10,979 --> 01:34:14,815
So, sometimes, you know, you're
together so long, that you just...

1607
01:34:14,899 --> 01:34:16,525
You stop seeing
the other person.

1608
01:34:16,609 --> 01:34:20,696
You just see weird
projections of your own junk.

1609
01:34:21,281 --> 01:34:25,868
Instead of talking to each
other, you go off the rails

1610
01:34:25,952 --> 01:34:29,955
and act grubby and make stupid
choices, which is what I did.

1611
01:34:30,040 --> 01:34:34,543
And I feel sick about it because I
love you guys, and I love your mom,

1612
01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:37,880
and that's the truth.

1613
01:34:39,424 --> 01:34:43,302
Sometimes you hurt the ones you
love the most. I don't know why.

1614
01:34:43,386 --> 01:34:46,847
You know, if I read more
Russian novels, then...

1615
01:34:50,727 --> 01:34:52,311
Anyway...

1616
01:34:57,108 --> 01:35:00,819
I just wanted to say how
sorry I am for what I did.

1617
01:35:04,074 --> 01:35:06,617
I hope you'll
forgive me eventually.

1618
01:35:11,539 --> 01:35:12,873
Thank you.

1619
01:37:37,644 --> 01:37:39,061
Oh!

1620
01:37:41,231 --> 01:37:42,606
N ice, huh?
This is big.

1621
01:37:42,690 --> 01:37:45,567
It's bigger than
I thought it would be.

1622
01:37:45,652 --> 01:37:47,236
Okay.

1623
01:37:47,362 --> 01:37:49,363
Did you remember the lamp?
Thank God. Here it is. Here.

1624
01:37:49,447 --> 01:37:50,489
Honey, where
do you want this?

1625
01:37:50,573 --> 01:37:52,324
Do you want it on your desk?
Do you want it next to the bed?

1626
01:37:52,408 --> 01:37:53,617
Guys, I've got it.

1627
01:37:53,701 --> 01:37:56,495
I think the sheets are in here. Mom.

1628
01:37:56,579 --> 01:37:59,248
Guys, I can do it, okay?
No, no, I can do it.

1629
01:37:59,332 --> 01:38:00,374
Mom.

1630
01:38:00,458 --> 01:38:01,708
Is that...

1631
01:38:01,793 --> 01:38:04,419
Mom, I got it.
I can do it.

1632
01:38:04,504 --> 01:38:08,507
Thanks. Can I just have
a minute, please? Okay?

1633
01:38:08,591 --> 01:38:10,425
Okay.
Okay.

1634
01:38:10,510 --> 01:38:11,552
Okay?

1635
01:38:11,636 --> 01:38:12,719
Okay.

1636
01:38:13,930 --> 01:38:15,097
Great.

1637
01:39:29,881 --> 01:39:30,964
Hey.

1638
01:39:31,049 --> 01:39:32,215
Where'd you guys go?

1639
01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:33,508
We had to move the car.

1640
01:39:33,593 --> 01:39:35,385
I thought you left.

1641
01:39:36,429 --> 01:39:38,221
We wouldn't leave
without saying goodbye.

1642
01:39:38,306 --> 01:39:39,765
Give us some credit.

1643
01:39:46,147 --> 01:39:48,315
It's gonna be weird not
having you around anymore.

1644
01:39:48,399 --> 01:39:51,318
Sorry to leave you
alone with them.

1645
01:39:51,402 --> 01:39:53,320
It'll be okay.

1646
01:40:08,169 --> 01:40:09,920
Hey, guys, come on.

1647
01:40:15,093 --> 01:40:18,512
Hey, it's okay. I'll
speak to you soon, okay?

1648
01:40:24,102 --> 01:40:25,268
Okay.

1649
01:41:36,174 --> 01:41:40,135
I don't think you guys
should break up.

1650
01:41:40,219 --> 01:41:42,095
No? Why's that?

1651
01:41:44,182 --> 01:41:46,057
I think you're too old.

1652
01:41:48,978 --> 01:41:50,604
Thanks, Laser.