1 00:00:50,570 --> 00:00:53,510 I've got you now. 2 00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:08,020 That's it, my little misunderstood friend. 3 00:01:08,090 --> 00:01:10,290 Nibble the powdery cinnamon bliss. 4 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,690 No! Your path ends in death! 5 00:01:16,770 --> 00:01:19,570 (woman screams) 6 00:01:26,410 --> 00:01:27,970 (baby cries) 7 00:01:28,580 --> 00:01:29,770 (baby giggles) 8 00:01:29,850 --> 00:01:31,710 (people gasp) 9 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:12,010 Nooooooo! 10 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:27,870 You have been saved. No charge. 11 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,710 Aaargh! 12 00:02:33,610 --> 00:02:37,410 This is certainly an ironic situation, 13 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,950 with an apex predator there and me over here, 14 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:43,210 holding this little guy at the bottom of the food chain and all. 15 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:45,780 Hey, Mom! Look what I found. 16 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:51,790 Ace Irwin Ventura, get out of that habitat and away from that man-eating alligator this instant! 17 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:53,450 OK. 18 00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:55,190 Stay! 19 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:56,660 Aaaaargh! 20 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:03,500 - How many times have I told you? - A million. 21 00:03:03,570 --> 00:03:05,840 - Visiting me... ...is a privilege. 22 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:10,440 - And this is the last time I get to come here if I'm... ...going to behave this way. 23 00:03:10,510 --> 00:03:13,040 - I'm serious, Ace. - You're alway s serious, Mom. 24 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:18,750 - And do you know why? - Because you're not gonna lose me like you lost Dad. 25 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:23,690 I'm sorry, Mom. I don't know why I had to save him, I just did. 26 00:03:25,230 --> 00:03:27,390 It's a mouse, Ace. 27 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:29,520 That's why we have traps here. 28 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:33,540 You are not - I repeat, not - responsible for every stray animal 29 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,090 in every corner of this planet. 30 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:42,140 - I'm not? - No! 31 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:45,850 Now give me the mouse. 32 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:52,690 And the hedgehog. 33 00:03:54,890 --> 00:03:57,590 And the guinea pig. 34 00:03:57,660 --> 00:03:59,790 And the ferret. 35 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,660 And the toad. 36 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:05,290 Oh! There we go. 37 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,570 What? 38 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,540 - Baby gator. - What baby gator? 39 00:04:14,110 --> 00:04:16,010 Fine. Here. 40 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:18,780 Now you're late for school. Let's go. 41 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:20,840 - Hey, what's that? - Ace! 42 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:24,650 - What's going on over here? - Honey. Honey, come back here. 43 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,710 - Ace. OK, look... - Pong Ping? 44 00:04:26,790 --> 00:04:31,350 The Chinese government loaned us Pong Ping and Ting Tang, the world's most famous pandas. 45 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,630 There's gonna be an unveiling next week. Now... 46 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:36,960 I know. I promise. 47 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:41,660 No trying to find missing pets or helping animals or any thing. 48 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:47,370 - Even if they're about to get run over. - OK, that's not what I mean. 49 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,540 And I will try to be normal. 50 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:55,480 Thank you, A.J. Now will you please go to school? 51 00:04:55,550 --> 00:04:57,180 OK. 52 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,520 (bell rings) 53 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:04,090 (Ace Jr.) Normal. 54 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,690 Normal. 55 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:10,030 Must be normal. 56 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:12,630 (boy) Tara, is it true what happened to your pet? 57 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:17,800 Yeah. I woke up this morning and my pet rabbit Mimzy was totally gone. 58 00:05:18,710 --> 00:05:21,580 Rabbit. Mimzy. Lost! 59 00:05:21,650 --> 00:05:25,840 - Of course we're depressed. - Our skunk's been missing two weeks. 60 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,210 We're emotional wrecks about it. 61 00:05:29,150 --> 00:05:32,610 I will be normal. 62 00:05:33,590 --> 00:05:37,030 - My friend can't find her chinchilla. - (boy) This is really weird. 63 00:05:37,090 --> 00:05:39,960 It's an animal-nabbing epidemic! 64 00:05:40,030 --> 00:05:43,120 - (boy) Laura, what about you? - You think that's bad? 65 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:48,370 The other day, Greeny, my incredibly rare emerald-green koi fish, vanished out of the aquarium. 66 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:51,070 Aargh! 67 00:05:56,450 --> 00:05:59,420 (PA) Your attention, please. I have some sad news. 68 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,850 Mr. Chompers, our beloved swim-team mascot, has gone missing. 69 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,350 (all) Awww. 70 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:10,120 Any student with information is requested to report to the pool immediately. 71 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:17,770 Well, he's gone. 72 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:20,100 Do you know where our mascot is or not? 73 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:25,570 - Well, I wouldn't say I know where he is. - But you know who took him? 74 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,580 - Not exactly. - But you have some kind of lead? 75 00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:31,980 - Define "lead." - Forget this loser. 76 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:34,380 No. Wait! I can find him. 77 00:06:34,450 --> 00:06:38,820 - What makes you think that? - I just... know I can. 78 00:06:38,890 --> 00:06:41,980 Ooh, what are you? Some kind of pet... 79 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,830 finder guy? 80 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,890 (girls laugh) 81 00:06:54,170 --> 00:06:57,800 Just give me four days. What have you got to lose? 82 00:06:57,870 --> 00:07:00,070 You got 72 hours. 83 00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:03,370 OK. 72 hours. 84 00:07:03,450 --> 00:07:06,110 That's like... two weeks. 85 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:07,670 That's great! 86 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,080 (dog barks) 87 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:14,780 I know what Mom said, but this is important. She won't find out. 88 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:17,490 (whimpers) 89 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:22,060 Cowboy up, dog, because we're not just gonna go find Mr. Chompers. 90 00:07:22,130 --> 00:07:25,330 I hear a whole lot of lost pets calling my name. 91 00:07:26,170 --> 00:07:28,030 (rings bell) 92 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,670 That'll do it. 93 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:40,880 - This is the busiest intersection in town, Ox. - (brakes screech and carcrashes) 94 00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:43,550 Thousands of people will see this. 95 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,460 Recognize your Mimzy? 96 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:52,360 - No. - Number three, hop to the right. 97 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,920 Uh-oh. Number one just went number two. 98 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,520 Number four, stop doing that to number three! 99 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,300 Would you guys stop multiplying? 100 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,840 Well, how about now? 101 00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:06,340 Lost hamster. Milk for Milton. 102 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:09,470 Help find Milton. Runaway rodent. 103 00:08:09,550 --> 00:08:12,570 Do a brother a solid. Milk for Milton. 104 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:14,580 Please, help find Milton. 105 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:18,980 - I found Milton! - No. Uh-uh. 106 00:08:19,420 --> 00:08:20,910 I didn't find Milton. 107 00:08:24,430 --> 00:08:27,490 Offensive action! Three, two, one. 108 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,430 (both fart) 109 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:34,270 (skunk splutters) 110 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:36,200 Now, that's offensive. 111 00:08:36,270 --> 00:08:40,540 - Stop toying with our emotions. - That's not Breezy, moron! 112 00:08:40,610 --> 00:08:42,940 - (girl) Skunk! - (girls scream) 113 00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:53,080 Waaaaah! 114 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:56,820 It's called "papering the town," Oxnard. 115 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:02,090 Avery effective method for disseminating information. 116 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:14,940 (Ox barks) 117 00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:21,180 That's not true. I treat every one of my missing pets exactly the same, no matter who they belong to. 118 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:24,450 Well, here we are, Ox. 119 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,680 Casa de Laura Wilson's house. 120 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,720 - The scene of the crime. - (barks) 121 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:35,190 Sorry, old friend. Now's not the time to tell Laura how I feel. 122 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:37,700 - (Ox barks) - I am not scared to talk to her. 123 00:09:37,770 --> 00:09:39,890 (Ox growls) 124 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:45,100 Oh, you think so, huh? Yeah, well, watch and learn, Puppy Chow. 125 00:09:45,180 --> 00:09:49,310 We'll find her pet, and then I'll find time to express how I really feel. 126 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:53,040 - Hi, Ace. - (shoutss) Oh, my God, you're pretty! 127 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:56,850 - What? - (Ox whimpers) 128 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,110 Um... 129 00:09:58,190 --> 00:10:00,450 Your koi fish. 130 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,520 She's itty-bitty. 131 00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:05,650 Yeah, she sure is. 132 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:09,090 Much like a grunion. 133 00:10:09,170 --> 00:10:12,430 Stand aside, ma'am. Clues don't find themselves, you know. 134 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:15,060 Oxnard, while I'm young? 135 00:10:16,010 --> 00:10:18,630 Crime scene is secure. No sign of forced entries. 136 00:10:18,710 --> 00:10:23,370 Initial suspects include the scuba man and the treasure chest. 137 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:34,180 Remember when I brought her into school as part of my report on unusual animals? 138 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:37,120 The next morning when I woke up, Greeny was gone. 139 00:10:37,190 --> 00:10:39,180 Really? 140 00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:45,370 Case number 349A49320451. 141 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,530 Neptune-Alpha-Charlie-Horse. 142 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,900 Missing green koi fish. Answers to Greeny. 143 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,670 Question. Have you tried calling her? 144 00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:57,410 - Calling her? She's a fish. - Uh-uh-uh. 145 00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:02,350 - May I? - Sure. 146 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:11,720 (gargles) Greeny! 147 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:15,290 Greeny! Greeny! 148 00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:19,430 Greeny! 149 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,490 Yoo-hoo! 150 00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:26,400 - Well, she's gone. - Yeah. 151 00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:29,170 Owner is one Laura Wilson. 152 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:32,980 Smart, funny, great listener. (sniffs) 153 00:11:33,050 --> 00:11:35,850 Excellent personal hy gene, 154 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,650 a smile that'll make you feel like pudding inside 155 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:41,320 and skin like peaches and cream. 156 00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:45,860 Except for may be this one spot on her perfectly formed chin. 157 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:49,590 - Possibly a pimple? - A pimple? Where?! 158 00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:52,290 - Oh, I'm such an idiot. - (barks) 159 00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:54,840 No one asked you. Um... 160 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,930 Oxnard and I must be going now. 161 00:11:57,010 --> 00:12:01,940 Anyw way, your collection of aquatic friends will have their emerald companion back in... 162 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:04,070 - (clock ticks) - (bell chimes) 163 00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,510 ...three days. 164 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:07,980 - Really? - I promise. 165 00:12:08,950 --> 00:12:11,820 You broke your promise. What did I tell you? 166 00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:16,790 That I'm not responsible for the well-being of every stray animal in every corner of the planet. 167 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:21,730 - But, Mom, I had to. - Do you think I like scooping poop all day? I don't. 168 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:26,430 I got this job so you could see animals as much as you want, when you want, 169 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,830 safely and with complete supervision. 170 00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:31,310 Yeah, but it's not the same, OK? 171 00:12:31,370 --> 00:12:35,210 I want to find lost animals. I love it. 172 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:39,240 OK, I tried every other extracurricular activity you wanted me to 173 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,340 and I mastered them all. 174 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:47,850 What? 175 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,720 (sings loudly) Aaaaaaaaaah! 176 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,100 Next. 177 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,600 (blows whistle) 178 00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,640 Bananas. 179 00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:06,200 P-r-e-t-t-y. Pretty. 180 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,680 - (man) That is correct. - (applause) 181 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:13,380 Your word is "antidisestablishmentarianism." 182 00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:16,750 P-r-e-t-t-y. 183 00:13:16,820 --> 00:13:18,910 - Pretty. - (buzzer) 184 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,830 (sniffs) 185 00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:35,560 - This was a dumb idea! - (loud splash) 186 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,600 Aaaaaargh! Argh! 187 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:46,210 OK, may be I didn't master all of them, 188 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,580 but may be athletics aren't my calling. 189 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,720 W-wait, was Dad an athlete? 190 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,950 A good speller? An entertainer? 191 00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:58,820 This is not about your dad. We'll talk about him another time. 192 00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:02,990 - Mom, you always say that. - I'm not ready for that talk yet. 193 00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:05,470 - We can have it when you're older. - (Ox burps) 194 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:09,940 I am older, Mom. I'm 12 years old and I'm starting to have all these weird feelings 195 00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:12,030 and I don't have a dad for... 196 00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:14,170 "that talk." 197 00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:19,210 Honey, everybody your age has those feelings. 198 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,340 No, Mom. (slurps noisily) 199 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,190 Not these feelings. 200 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:35,590 That's it! You are not eating out of a dog bowl, you are not sticking your head out of a car window 201 00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:40,160 and you'll use the toilet for something other than drinking. You'll be like other kids! 202 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,100 - But, Mom, this is who I am. - No, it's not. 203 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:45,440 It's who you're acting like. 204 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,030 (panda squeals) 205 00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:13,660 (panda roars) 206 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,970 (pandas whine) 207 00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:26,540 Huh?! 208 00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:41,860 (fart) 209 00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:40,360 - Morning. - Good morning, Mom. 210 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:43,520 - Hey, what's with that hat on? - What hat? 211 00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:47,260 - Ace. - It's what all the kids are doing. 212 00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:51,700 You said you wanted me to be like them, so here you go. 213 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,500 Not at the table. 214 00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:10,380 Mom. Mom, the cereal! 215 00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:12,720 - Oh, my God. - What? 216 00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:15,090 - It's happening. - What is it? 217 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,420 (man) Put your hands up! 218 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,360 Stay still! 219 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,330 Don't move! 220 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,000 - Melissa Ventura? - Yeah. 221 00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:34,840 Oh, wow. One more punch and you get a free yogurt. 222 00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:39,440 What? "The Cinnamon Hippo"? Is that like Chuck E Cheese? 223 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,850 Never mind that. Russell Hollander, NBFW. 224 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:47,980 - National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife. - Smart kid. I'm in charge here. 225 00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:53,520 Do you have any idea how often they let a member of Fish and Wildlife lead a SWAT team? 226 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:58,260 Yeah. Never. You guys don't even get badges. You wear patches. 227 00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:02,030 Give me that. I'll have you arrested for assaulting a federal officer. 228 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:05,870 OK, fine. Jeez. But, technically, police dogs outrank you. 229 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:09,340 - (man) Ranger Hollander? They're towing your car, sir. - Again? 230 00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:12,610 (Melissa) Wait. Can't you just tell us what you're looking for? 231 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:19,020 Your case is the biggest in history. They're calling guys back from Alaska for this. Playing dumb isn't gonna work. 232 00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:24,030 You left a lot of evidence at the scene, Mrs. Ventura. We found your shoeprints all over the place. 233 00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:28,050 - In English, Ranger Smith. - Ting Tang has been stolen. 234 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,700 My mom works for the zoo. Of course her footprints are there. 235 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:35,070 And your bank accounts show you've been living paycheck-to-paycheck. 236 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:38,070 I suspect a panda cub brings big bucks on the black market. 237 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:40,630 We've found something, sir! 238 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,700 What is this? 239 00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:54,420 - Your ransom note? - Somebody sent that. I don't even know what it means. 240 00:18:54,490 --> 00:18:58,220 - And this. - A tranquilizer gun. 241 00:18:58,290 --> 00:19:02,200 - Sir, your finger... prints. - Recently fired. 242 00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:05,830 They give us all tranquilizer guns. I used it to sedate a chimpanzee. 243 00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:09,840 That was actually very funny. He grabbed this tourist's leg and started... 244 00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:11,740 That's enough, Ace. 245 00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:14,330 Melissa Ventura, 246 00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:16,570 you're under arrest. 247 00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:18,770 - What? (snarls and growls) - Whoa, whoa! 248 00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:21,080 Down, boy! Down, boy! Down, boy! Down! Down! 249 00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:22,340 (snarls) 250 00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:27,410 It's all been a mistake. This has all been a mistake. There you go. There we go. We'll sort it all out. 251 00:19:27,490 --> 00:19:31,450 That's so good. It's like chocolate. Mm. They're so addictive. 252 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:33,920 (gasps) 253 00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:41,340 - (Hollander) Come on. - Not until I make a call for someone to stay with my son. 254 00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:45,440 - Give her the cellphone. - Mom, I'll find Ting Tang. 255 00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:49,740 No. You promised. I don'twant you to do any thing, Ace. 256 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,710 One call. 257 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:57,980 - OK, while you walk. Come on. - I'm gonna call his grandfather. 258 00:19:58,050 --> 00:20:01,790 But, Mom, Grandpa's gonna be on a cruise for another four weeks. 259 00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:05,090 - I'm calling your other grandpa. - What other grandpa? 260 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,030 Grandpa... 261 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,860 - Ventura. - Huh? 262 00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:15,440 Rex? It's Melissa. 263 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:21,200 (coughing and wheezing) 264 00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:26,980 (coughing continues) 265 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:39,590 Come on, Spark. Come on, Spark. 266 00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:42,030 Sorry about that. 267 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,440 Hello, Ace. 268 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,130 Grandpa? 269 00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:53,370 First thing, your mom is fine. 270 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:57,570 She's gonna have a bail hearing on Friday. You can see her then. 271 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,150 (wheezes) 272 00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:02,550 (coughs) 273 00:21:04,690 --> 00:21:07,660 Darn hairballs. What can you do? 274 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,750 My cat's on his eighth life. 275 00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:12,790 There are some spots he's simply too old to lick himself. 276 00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:14,350 (retches) 277 00:21:14,430 --> 00:21:15,830 (coughs) 278 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:22,430 - Too much information. - Well, Ace, I haven't seen you since you were a baby. 279 00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:25,170 What are you now? 84? 280 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,180 - Grandpa, I'm 12. - Right. Dog years. 281 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,580 84 years old. 282 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,110 I'll bet you're helping animals by now, aren't you? 283 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:36,580 Come on, show me your office. 284 00:21:37,550 --> 00:21:41,920 Come on, Sparky. Come on, Sparky. Here we go. 285 00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,690 Attaboy. 286 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:47,290 So, these are the animals you're trying to find, huh? 287 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:50,990 Well, I was, but then Mom said it was too dangerous. 288 00:21:51,070 --> 00:21:53,800 Re-he-eally? 289 00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:03,540 (Laura) Hi, Ace. 290 00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:08,280 - You obsess much? - What? About Laura? No, not really. 291 00:22:08,350 --> 00:22:11,410 Sometimes. May be. Yeah, I do. 292 00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:15,860 - Hey, Grandpa, can I ask you a question? - Sure thing. 293 00:22:15,930 --> 00:22:18,720 What was my dad like? 294 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,130 Well, what did your mom tell you about him? 295 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,570 Nothing. She says that he disappeared on a business trip when I was a baby 296 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,830 and that I'm too young to know the rest. 297 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:33,170 Yeah, well, your mom's got good reasons why she doesn't want to talk about him. 298 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,230 But can I ask you this? 299 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:39,750 Have you ever wondered why you keep looking for lost animals? 300 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:43,110 - Because... - Because why? 301 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:47,780 - I don't know. - Because you're a Ventura! 302 00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:50,780 A Ventura. 303 00:22:52,530 --> 00:22:57,590 Now, although it took a long time for our ancestors to develop a kinship 304 00:22:57,670 --> 00:22:59,790 with the animal world, 305 00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:02,300 eventually, we won them over. 306 00:23:02,370 --> 00:23:04,930 Even the carnivores. 307 00:23:05,410 --> 00:23:08,340 Down through history, the Ventura line continued, 308 00:23:08,410 --> 00:23:11,710 including Charles Ventura Darwin. 309 00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:14,310 You know who he was, don't you? 310 00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:16,440 He was the evolution guy, right? 311 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:22,820 Survival of the least loo-hoo-hoo-oser-est. 312 00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:27,590 Did you know a Ventura would never harm an animal? 313 00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:33,400 One of your ancestors, the great Antarctic explorer Sir Ernest Ventura Shackleton. 314 00:23:33,470 --> 00:23:38,100 Although he and his crew were starving to death, they would not eat a penguin. 315 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:41,270 Jacques Ventura Cousteau, 316 00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:43,780 who invented the scuba suit 317 00:23:43,850 --> 00:23:48,040 so that finally man could commune with his watery brethren. 318 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,680 Fit like a glove. 319 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:56,420 So, you see, Ace Jr., the Ventura line has a long and storied career 320 00:23:56,490 --> 00:23:58,480 of animal advocacy, 321 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:02,730 communion and search and search and rescue. 322 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,460 Well, was my dad like the other Venturas? 323 00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:11,030 I've probably said too much already, 324 00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:15,130 but your mom was in trouble and I thought you needed to know. 325 00:24:15,210 --> 00:24:19,840 So, what you're saying is that I should go out and try to find Ting Tang? 326 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,350 I'm not saying anything. 327 00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:26,480 I'm just saying. 328 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,150 Saying what? 329 00:24:30,130 --> 00:24:34,390 Your Y chromosome has the Ventura mutation. 330 00:24:34,460 --> 00:24:37,960 You're one of us. 331 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:43,100 - Come on, Sparky. - Um... Grandpa, I'm... 332 00:24:43,170 --> 00:24:45,900 I'm pretty sure he's dead. 333 00:24:47,710 --> 00:24:50,610 He's not dead. He's sleeping. 334 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,880 Come on. Did you hear what he said? My goodness. 335 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:56,380 My goodness! 336 00:25:01,790 --> 00:25:03,850 (grunting) 337 00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:19,070 Hey, if I say over the wall, it's over the wall. Don't be a maverick. Let's go. 338 00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:20,230 Aaaargh! 339 00:25:22,810 --> 00:25:26,770 Jeez! I didn't know the lunch lady had a night job. 340 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,240 (Hollander) "Russell Hollander, NBFW CSI: Orlando." 341 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:38,350 I like the way that sounds. I left no stone unturned, no clue undiscovered. 342 00:25:38,430 --> 00:25:41,090 Case closed, Melissa Ventura. 343 00:25:41,730 --> 00:25:46,460 - You are guilty. - That guy is one big-time sick monkey, my friend. 344 00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:48,260 (growls) 345 00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:09,380 Case number 349A49320452. Alpha-Beta-Delta-Airlines. 346 00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:12,290 Missing panda cub. Answers to Ting Tang. 347 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:15,990 Or, if you speak Panda, "Grrrrr." 348 00:26:16,530 --> 00:26:19,260 On loan from national government. 349 00:26:19,330 --> 00:26:21,360 Country: China. 350 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,900 Crime scene shows no sign of disturbance. 351 00:26:24,970 --> 00:26:27,810 As expected, my mom's shoeprints are everyw where. 352 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,210 And the only other prints are panda... 353 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,140 Or are they? 354 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,080 Holy roly-poly! 355 00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:43,160 - I knew it. - (Pong Ping growls) 356 00:26:45,290 --> 00:26:46,560 Uh-oh. 357 00:26:49,060 --> 00:26:52,500 Hey, look, Pong Ping, I'm a family friend. 358 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:56,160 I knew your uncle when he was here. Chan Chin, or... 359 00:26:58,540 --> 00:27:01,630 Uh, Bing Bang, or... 360 00:27:01,710 --> 00:27:05,240 Hong Kong? Wang Chung? 361 00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:07,680 (growls sorrowfully) 362 00:27:09,790 --> 00:27:12,190 You miss your cub? 363 00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:16,050 Yeah, I miss my mom, too. 364 00:27:18,490 --> 00:27:22,900 But I found some really important clues while I was here. 365 00:27:24,230 --> 00:27:25,890 (Pong Ping whines) 366 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:29,700 I'm not the world's greatest, uh... 367 00:27:30,810 --> 00:27:33,000 pet sleuth? 368 00:27:34,010 --> 00:27:37,810 Finder? Investigator? I don't know. 369 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,910 But... 370 00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:41,710 but I'll try. 371 00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:43,980 I promise. 372 00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:04,040 Hey, kid! Are you Arnold Plushinski? 373 00:28:04,110 --> 00:28:06,440 Yeah, but call me A-Plus. Aargh! 374 00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:09,640 (boy) You're dead, Plushinski! I mean it! 375 00:28:09,710 --> 00:28:11,510 Move! 376 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,640 Uh-oh. That can't be good. 377 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,580 (girls scream) 378 00:28:17,890 --> 00:28:22,320 (computerized voice) Proximityy alert. Proximityy alert. Prox... 379 00:28:22,390 --> 00:28:26,260 Just give up the gummies, Plushinski, and the horrorwill end! 380 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,300 Never! 381 00:28:30,170 --> 00:28:31,260 Excuse me. 382 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:33,970 Move! 383 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:43,000 Argh! Aaargh! 384 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,740 Move it! Get out of the way! 385 00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:54,550 Where is he? You can't hide the gummies forever, Plushinski! 386 00:28:58,390 --> 00:29:00,190 Where'd he go? 387 00:29:03,370 --> 00:29:05,360 (bell rings) 388 00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:15,070 Hello? 389 00:29:15,140 --> 00:29:17,910 A-Plus? 390 00:29:17,980 --> 00:29:20,450 (A-Plus) Why are you talking to me? 391 00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:26,720 - Who just said that? - (A-Plus) No one ever talks to me, except bullies. 392 00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:28,950 You're not gonna beat me up, are you? 393 00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:32,150 No. I need your help. 394 00:29:32,860 --> 00:29:35,520 (A-Plus) Oh. In here. 395 00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:53,380 What the... 396 00:29:53,450 --> 00:29:54,850 (loudly) Awesome! 397 00:29:58,820 --> 00:30:01,120 (whispers) Awesome. 398 00:30:17,570 --> 00:30:20,870 Holy cellar-dweller, Batman! 399 00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:24,280 This place is... How did you build this? 400 00:30:24,350 --> 00:30:28,680 This whole place was forgotten about during a renovation, but I found a way in. 401 00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:31,220 Made my lab. 402 00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:33,580 I can't believe I have a friend 403 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:37,090 and I didn't even have to grow him in a petri dish. 404 00:30:37,530 --> 00:30:40,890 Oh, my God, those are giant gummy worms. 405 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,230 Hey! Uh, st... 406 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:45,460 - That's a bully-tracking device. - Huh? 407 00:30:45,530 --> 00:30:48,440 They transmit to my GPS here. 408 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:52,500 A bully eats a harmless-Iooking candy and it gets into his digestive tract. 409 00:30:52,570 --> 00:30:55,370 I can track him for up to 18 hours. 410 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,940 - 12 if he eats chili. - Ugh! 411 00:30:58,010 --> 00:31:00,040 So, how can I help you... 412 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,240 friend? 413 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:06,650 Um... I have some measurements that I need analyzed. 414 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:12,750 (Ace Jr.) These prints are 1.5mm deep, as differentiated from these, which are 2.3mm 415 00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:14,920 and these, which are 5mm. 416 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:20,560 Fascinating, Captain. These measurements clearly indicate prints made by three very different organisms, 417 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,470 weighing approximately 125 lbs, 418 00:31:23,540 --> 00:31:26,010 183.253 lbs 419 00:31:26,070 --> 00:31:29,010 and 390 lbs respectively. 420 00:31:30,510 --> 00:31:33,210 So, any thing else? 421 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:39,450 Howlong would it take for you to hack into a website called "www.pandafanatic.com"? 422 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,250 We're in like Tolkien. Here's a picture of the guy who runs the site. 423 00:31:43,330 --> 00:31:48,230 His email address is m.sickinger@penningtoncorp.net. 424 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:53,730 Pennington Corporation. That's Pennington Jr.'s father's company. 425 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,830 - Oh, he's so cool. - Isn't that the kid who rides to school in the limousine? 426 00:31:57,910 --> 00:32:01,030 Yes. And he's extraordinarily popular. 427 00:32:01,110 --> 00:32:05,510 Of all the tables in the cafeteria, his is the furthest away from mine. 428 00:32:05,580 --> 00:32:07,640 (snortss with laughter) 429 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,650 - Do you mind if I keep one of these? - Of course. 430 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,690 OK. I'll just... I'll just, um... 431 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,810 be on my way. 432 00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:19,520 I'll be on my way. I will talk to you later. 433 00:32:19,590 --> 00:32:23,550 Really? And you won't even pretend like I'm not there or give me a swirly? 434 00:32:23,630 --> 00:32:26,400 - No, no. - Awesome! 435 00:32:29,810 --> 00:32:31,070 (whines) 436 00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:35,410 - (Ace Jr.) Grandpa, I'm pretty sure he's dead. - No! 437 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,070 He's just a good actor. 438 00:32:38,150 --> 00:32:40,210 Dead dogs don't get dinner. 439 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,720 (whimpers) 440 00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:44,710 Huh. All right. 441 00:32:52,260 --> 00:32:54,920 Hard day at the office? 442 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,300 It's just that I found all these clues to help Mom's case, 443 00:32:58,370 --> 00:33:02,030 but to do that, I had to break my promise to her. 444 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:05,470 So, you're working on a case? 445 00:33:05,910 --> 00:33:09,210 - Yeah. - You know what they call those working on cases? 446 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,210 Yeah. Cops. 447 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:17,240 Face it, Grandpa. I'm just a kid who lied to his mom. I don't know what to do. 448 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:21,280 Well, you can start by being who you are. 449 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,750 Who you were born to be. 450 00:33:28,530 --> 00:33:30,860 Now, lying to your mom is one thing, 451 00:33:30,930 --> 00:33:33,300 butlying to yourself, Ace Jr... 452 00:33:34,540 --> 00:33:38,130 Son, that leads to a life of disappointment. 453 00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:57,690 That's not normal. 454 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,250 I will be normal. 455 00:34:02,830 --> 00:34:04,260 Hah! 456 00:34:04,330 --> 00:34:09,100 Hi, this is Pennington Jr. With a very special message just for you. 457 00:34:09,170 --> 00:34:12,300 You're invited to my birthday party. Lucky you. 458 00:34:12,370 --> 00:34:14,930 (murmurs) Yes, I'm invited. I'm invited. 459 00:34:15,010 --> 00:34:18,470 - I'm invited! - (all cheer) 460 00:34:18,550 --> 00:34:21,280 Uh-uh-uh-uh. Press. 461 00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:25,120 Perez Ventura. I'm here to interview Pennington Jr. 462 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:28,780 - Not on the list. - List? What list? I don't care about no stinking list! 463 00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:32,160 I'm with the Daily Rumor Mill. 464 00:34:32,230 --> 00:34:35,630 School paper. Familiar with freedom of the press? 465 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:39,720 It's in something called the Constitution. You should read it sometime. 466 00:34:40,170 --> 00:34:43,830 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't Taser me, bro. First-Amendment violation. 467 00:34:43,910 --> 00:34:46,000 (clicks fingers) Let him through. 468 00:34:46,070 --> 00:34:48,300 (man) Put him down, boys. 469 00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:49,670 (camera clicks) 470 00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:56,710 That's admissible evidence. I haven't been humiliated like this since they started making us shower after P.E. Ugh! 471 00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:03,680 We're on a tight schedule. You got three minutes. 472 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,890 (camera clicks) 473 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,230 Is that a forest up there? Man, you gotta clip those nose hairs. 474 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:11,600 You could make a teddy bear out of that. 475 00:35:11,670 --> 00:35:14,000 Wow. 476 00:35:14,970 --> 00:35:19,770 - You cleaned up Big Foot here real nice. - We Penningtons pride ourselves on good relations with the press. 477 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,710 But the invitations have been recorded. There's really nothing I can do. 478 00:35:23,780 --> 00:35:27,370 - (man) Waiter, lunch. - Please, take this pass. 479 00:35:27,450 --> 00:35:32,750 It will get you into the gymnasium on the day of the party, where we'll be webcasting the whole thing. 480 00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:37,520 - It'll make headlines. - Oh, that's terrific, sport. Here's a few for you. 481 00:35:37,590 --> 00:35:40,990 "Billionaire Boy In Liposuction Incident." 482 00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:47,020 Or, "I Had Pennington Jr.'s Alien Love Baby." I'm great with Photoshop. 483 00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:51,230 You're threatening to invade my privacy and blackmail me unless I give you information. 484 00:35:51,310 --> 00:35:53,870 I'm a paparazzi. It's what I do. 485 00:35:53,940 --> 00:35:58,380 But I will get off your back if you tell me about this guy. 486 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:06,720 Dr. Michael Sickinger. A brilliant scientist who worked for our animal-genetics laboratory. 487 00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:09,520 - It's one of the finest. - Indubitably. 488 00:36:09,590 --> 00:36:12,560 Unfortunately, he's quite insane. 489 00:36:12,990 --> 00:36:16,120 - Incontinently. - He harbors a bizarre hatred for pandas. 490 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,290 Incomprehensibly. Does he still work for your father? 491 00:36:19,370 --> 00:36:21,840 Oh, no. We fired him just a few weeks ago. 492 00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:28,070 I believe he's now the chief of non-telegenic species research at the Dinosaur Fossils Foundation. 493 00:36:31,380 --> 00:36:36,150 - What? - I don't know what it means either. Ask him yourself. 494 00:36:36,220 --> 00:36:38,120 Oh, I will. 495 00:36:40,390 --> 00:36:43,790 Bye-bye, then. Every shot I take, a Picasso. 496 00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:47,450 No touching the camera! 497 00:36:49,530 --> 00:36:52,730 - Where is my rabbit, loser? - Nice to see you too, Tara. 498 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,270 You were supposed to find Breezy a week ago. 499 00:36:55,340 --> 00:37:00,780 - You owe us for the extra therapy session. - I can't comment on an ongoing investigation. 500 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,900 Argh! Holy magenta! You guys look like a box of crayons. 501 00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:06,280 Uh-oh! 502 00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:08,340 Why do you always travel in a flock? 503 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:15,380 Ladies, is this really necessary? Can't we talk this over like civilized adults? You can IM me and I'll text you back. 504 00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:18,190 You said I had 72 hours! 505 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,490 - You've had eight days. - Two kinds of people, people. 506 00:37:23,570 --> 00:37:29,090 - People that pee in the pool and people who lie about it. - Find Mr. Chompers or go swimming again tomorrow. 507 00:37:29,170 --> 00:37:30,500 (bell rings) 508 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,200 (girls laugh) 509 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,140 (imitates girls' laughter) 510 00:37:39,910 --> 00:37:43,250 - What? - Get to class, Ventura. 511 00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:50,350 I gotta break into Dr. Sickinger's office so you can upload his hard drive. 512 00:37:50,430 --> 00:37:53,860 (A-Plus) Oh, I can only do that in my lab. 513 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,660 Would you get out of there? Come on, the coast is clear. 514 00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:03,970 - Sounds like a three-man job. Hey, why are you all we... - (shouts angry gibberish) 515 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,670 ...with the wet, OK? 516 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,570 About the three-man job. 517 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,880 I know someone. But it's gonna take all my power of persuasion 518 00:38:13,950 --> 00:38:18,390 to convince this beautiful animal-Iover to commit a level-five felony. 519 00:38:18,950 --> 00:38:22,150 Please help me break into the Dinosaur Fossil Foundation 520 00:38:22,220 --> 00:38:28,420 so we can stop the guy who stole Ting Tang and save my mom before she's sent to prison! 521 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:30,460 Um... OK. 522 00:38:31,430 --> 00:38:33,420 - Really? - Yeah. 523 00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:38,800 - Are those from my mom's garden? - Nah. 524 00:38:38,870 --> 00:38:40,700 Shut up. 525 00:38:42,710 --> 00:38:45,910 Right this way, folks. Stick together. 526 00:38:51,050 --> 00:38:52,490 OK. 527 00:38:52,550 --> 00:38:54,950 You are all in for a very special treat - 528 00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:59,190 the rarest, most complete tyrannosaur skeleton in existence. 529 00:38:59,260 --> 00:39:03,360 It has an estimated value of $100 million. 530 00:39:03,430 --> 00:39:05,370 Uh-huh. 531 00:39:06,370 --> 00:39:09,770 Do not touch it. 532 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,270 - $100 million? - You want your fish back, you're hot? 533 00:39:14,340 --> 00:39:16,810 "Or not?" Don't worry, this plan is gravy. 534 00:39:18,310 --> 00:39:22,340 everybody, stay close. We're on a tight schedule. 535 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:30,560 - Oh, a T. Rex. Cool. - I'm sorry, sir. No pets allowed. 536 00:39:30,630 --> 00:39:32,620 He's my Seeing Eye dog. 537 00:39:32,690 --> 00:39:34,990 He's facing backwards. 538 00:39:35,060 --> 00:39:37,730 And you're not blind. 539 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,960 I can see again! I can see! 540 00:39:40,030 --> 00:39:42,560 It's a miracle! It's a miracle! 541 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,630 - Sir. I mean it, you... - Fine. I'll take him off. 542 00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:50,370 I'm so sorry about all this. 543 00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:00,750 - Make him stop doing that! - He's a dog, it's a bone. Do the math. 544 00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:02,480 Wha... 545 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:07,930 Oh. Oh, jeez. Oxnard Hueneme Carpinteria Ventura, you get back here right now! 546 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,490 Sir, that is a priceless skeleton unearthed in the Bad Lands... 547 00:40:11,570 --> 00:40:14,060 Please! This thing's lasted millions of years. 548 00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:17,570 - It's going to survive alittle doggy love nibble. - (crunch) 549 00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:27,450 May be not. 550 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,140 Oh! 551 00:40:33,450 --> 00:40:37,720 OK. OK. I told you it would work. Now go. I'll meet you in the dinosaur cavern. Go. 552 00:40:45,630 --> 00:40:47,100 Security! 553 00:40:55,680 --> 00:41:00,710 - (man) Have you seen a little kid run past here? - Come on, let's go! 554 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:43,420 - A-Plus, are you there? - Affirmative. This is so cool. Now I have two friends. 555 00:41:43,490 --> 00:41:45,720 Let's start a band. Do you play an instrument? 556 00:41:45,790 --> 00:41:49,700 I used to play the bagpipes, but my legs are too skinny for a kilt. 557 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:53,600 Come on! I'm in the office and it's really freaky in here. Tell me what to do. 558 00:42:00,940 --> 00:42:03,780 Ohhh! Argh! 559 00:42:05,110 --> 00:42:08,280 (man) Don't let him get away! He went this way! 560 00:42:08,350 --> 00:42:11,320 (man #2) That's him! 561 00:42:13,190 --> 00:42:15,520 Aaargh! Oh! 562 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,390 OK. Your program's running. 563 00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:26,660 - Oh, one other thing. - What? 564 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:33,070 In my instant messenger, can I move you from "Contacts" to "Buddies"? 565 00:42:33,140 --> 00:42:35,130 - No. - Can I put you on my fave five? 566 00:42:35,210 --> 00:42:36,570 - No. - My Space add? 567 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,130 Denied. 568 00:42:38,210 --> 00:42:40,650 But we're friends now, right? 569 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:42,980 Sure, A-Plus. We're friends. 570 00:42:43,050 --> 00:42:45,650 And you're a girl, right? 571 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:47,450 Duh. 572 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,120 So I can call you my girlfriend, right? 573 00:42:51,660 --> 00:42:53,630 Ewww! Not! 574 00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:55,750 Fine, be that way. 575 00:42:55,830 --> 00:43:01,830 - (man #1) There he goes! There he goes! - (man #2) Get out of my way! No, I'm going first! 576 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:04,900 You... 577 00:43:12,050 --> 00:43:14,310 OK, it's finished. 578 00:43:20,790 --> 00:43:23,310 (man) He's over there! 579 00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:30,560 Beep beep! 580 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,670 - Copy that. - (man) Come here, kid! 581 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,870 Come here! 582 00:43:49,950 --> 00:43:52,280 (men shout angrily) 583 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,310 (man) Owwwww! 584 00:44:00,830 --> 00:44:01,990 Argh! 585 00:44:02,060 --> 00:44:04,960 Jeez! With the sneaking up on me, OK? 586 00:44:05,030 --> 00:44:09,400 - Mission accomplished. Where's Ox? - Well, I don't know. He's a lone wolf. 587 00:44:09,470 --> 00:44:11,530 - You're putting that bone back. - Fine. 588 00:44:11,610 --> 00:44:17,600 (man) All right, he's in the tunnel! Give me a flashlight. Let's go! This way! 589 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,320 Whoa! 590 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,260 (man) Stay where you are! 591 00:44:36,330 --> 00:44:37,990 Fan out. 592 00:44:38,530 --> 00:44:40,800 Do you Heely? 593 00:44:40,870 --> 00:44:44,600 (# "Anthem" by Zebrahead) 594 00:44:45,970 --> 00:44:48,340 - Shall we? - Let's do. 595 00:44:50,610 --> 00:44:52,980 Fun time's over. 596 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,190 Go! 597 00:45:15,140 --> 00:45:17,330 Hey, that's my girl! 598 00:45:17,410 --> 00:45:19,310 Got you! 599 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,480 Got you! (whistles) 600 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,880 Vámonos! 601 00:45:32,650 --> 00:45:37,650 - (Laura) You're not gonnalet him keep that? - I'll put it backlater. Good job, Ox. 602 00:45:37,730 --> 00:45:39,920 Where are the kids? 603 00:45:39,990 --> 00:45:42,550 Where did they go? Which way? 604 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,760 Bunch of idiots! Oh, man. 605 00:45:47,170 --> 00:45:51,260 Herfinancial situation is dire and, as the bears' keeper, 606 00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:54,600 she has ready access to the panda house at any time. 607 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,300 The agency's skilled forensics team has concluded 608 00:45:57,380 --> 00:46:01,640 that the only fresh footprints at the crime scene belong to Mrs. Ventura. 609 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:04,050 I object! 610 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:15,520 Excuse me. Who are you? 611 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,660 Ace Ventura Darrow Hutz Junior, Esquire, 612 00:46:18,730 --> 00:46:21,670 of the following lawfirms - one minute - 613 00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:24,070 Dewey, Fleeceum & Grab, Wiley, Little & Weasel, 614 00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:26,730 Shakem, Down & Hard, Cheap, Ambulance & Chaser, 615 00:46:26,810 --> 00:46:30,070 Imontha, Take & Lovitt, Ben, Dover & Grunt, 616 00:46:30,140 --> 00:46:33,640 and the non-profit Mater Innocentus. 617 00:46:33,710 --> 00:46:38,670 My mom is innocent. Your Honor, I represent the defendant. 618 00:46:39,490 --> 00:46:41,650 Your Honor, this is ridiculous. 619 00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:45,020 He's a 12-year-old behavioral case and the defendant's son. 620 00:46:45,090 --> 00:46:48,190 This is a bail hearing. Character is pertinent. 621 00:46:48,260 --> 00:46:50,200 Continue, young man. 622 00:46:50,260 --> 00:46:56,000 Ow, that must have hurt, and it's only gonna get worse. Pay attention. 623 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,880 - Thank you, paralegal Laura. - You're very welcome. 624 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,080 (Ace Jr. Fartss) 625 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:21,720 - Come on, Your Honor! - Pardon me, Your Honor. My bad. 626 00:47:31,670 --> 00:47:35,440 - Thank you, pretty paralegal Laura. - You're very welcome, Mr. Esquire. 627 00:47:35,510 --> 00:47:37,500 Come on, boys. 628 00:47:46,220 --> 00:47:49,250 Drop it. (gruntss) OK, I'm good, I'm good. 629 00:47:51,530 --> 00:47:56,120 The only footprints that Agent Hollander and his personal CSI - Complete Stupid Idiots - 630 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,260 found at the scene were... 631 00:47:58,330 --> 00:48:03,930 (breathless) OK, a little help. It's getting really heavy, bailiffs. Please! 632 00:48:04,810 --> 00:48:07,000 And let me remind you, you're under oath! 633 00:48:07,070 --> 00:48:10,010 - I'm not. - I want the truth! You can't handle the truth! 634 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:14,480 Be seated, you maggot, immediately, if not sooner! 635 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:20,080 Anyway, the only footprints that Ranger Blockhead found in the habitat, 636 00:48:20,150 --> 00:48:24,150 besides my mom's shoeprints, were panda prints. 637 00:48:24,230 --> 00:48:28,820 The average panda weighs 352 lbs, with a body mass index of 21.34. 638 00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:32,990 At overfive feet in length, the panda has slightly offset weight distribution. 639 00:48:33,070 --> 00:48:35,590 They use a thumb-like sesamoid bone for stability, 640 00:48:35,670 --> 00:48:38,260 and would create a 5mm-deep footprint. 641 00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:41,870 But, as you can see, these are 2.3mm-deep footprints, 642 00:48:41,940 --> 00:48:45,540 that I just created by adding 75 lbs to my weight. 643 00:48:45,610 --> 00:48:51,550 A man weighing 183 lbs would indeed establish a print depth of 2.3mm. 644 00:48:51,620 --> 00:48:55,850 We are looking for a 183 lbs man, not a... Mom, how much do you weigh? 645 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,390 - 110. - You wanna be free or not? 646 00:48:58,460 --> 00:49:01,950 - 135. ...135 lbs woman. 647 00:49:02,030 --> 00:49:05,400 If the footprints don't fit, you must acquit. 648 00:49:05,470 --> 00:49:07,560 (applause) 649 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,100 - Order! Order! - (Ace Jr.) Thank you, thank you! 650 00:49:10,170 --> 00:49:12,970 That's Ventura with a V, as in victory. 651 00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,370 I plead for acquittal, Your Honor. 652 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:20,240 Game, set, match. Cut, print, moving on, and scene. 653 00:49:21,550 --> 00:49:26,580 Let me get this straight. You trespassed on a federal crime scene. 654 00:49:26,650 --> 00:49:29,120 Or you're just making all this up. 655 00:49:33,090 --> 00:49:35,690 Um... Well... 656 00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:40,060 It's a hypothesis. A theory, if you will. 657 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:46,670 Well, that's terrific, tiger. But, listen, right now, the grown-ups have to send your mommy to jail... 658 00:49:46,740 --> 00:49:51,700 unless someone else wants to put on a Halloween costume and vandalize the courtroom? 659 00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:54,370 (laughter) 660 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,510 Order! I'm sorry, young man. 661 00:49:58,590 --> 00:50:04,550 It's an interesting theory, but this case involves an endangered species, international relations. 662 00:50:04,630 --> 00:50:07,890 Bail is set at $500,000. 663 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:13,960 Melissa Ventura, you're remanded to the custody of the state of Florida. 664 00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:18,340 Ace, where did you get all that information? 665 00:50:18,410 --> 00:50:21,000 - You promised you wouldn't... - But Grandpa said... 666 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:25,240 - He carries around a dead dog, Ace. - It's not dead, it's just sleeping. 667 00:50:25,310 --> 00:50:28,910 I thought I could help you solve the case by finding Ting Tang or something, 668 00:50:28,980 --> 00:50:31,180 but no one believes me, not even you. 669 00:50:31,250 --> 00:50:34,620 Of course I do. I just don't want to lose you. 670 00:50:34,690 --> 00:50:38,850 - Like you lost Dad? - Yeah, like I lost Dad. 671 00:50:40,230 --> 00:50:44,560 I realize now that no matterwhat I say, you're gonna be who you are. 672 00:50:44,630 --> 00:50:47,470 I want you to know the truth about your dad. 673 00:50:47,540 --> 00:50:52,340 I just didn't talk about him or what he did because I... 674 00:50:52,410 --> 00:50:54,970 I didn't want you to follow in his footsteps. 675 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,030 What happened to him? 676 00:50:59,250 --> 00:51:01,240 He was on a case. 677 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:06,150 Using an ultralight plane, he was leading a flock of disabled Canadian snow geese 678 00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:10,280 back to their winter breeding ground in Miami. 679 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,190 They said that he got disoriented, 680 00:51:14,230 --> 00:51:18,630 and he vanished from radar somewhere over the Bermuda Triangle. 681 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:20,360 Oh, Ace. 682 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,430 Time is up. Gotta get you on the bus. 683 00:51:25,510 --> 00:51:27,770 I've been saving something for you. 684 00:51:30,210 --> 00:51:32,200 Yourfather bought this. 685 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:37,880 He wanted you to have it when you were old enough, and now you are. 686 00:51:37,950 --> 00:51:40,550 Look up in the attic. You'll find it there. 687 00:51:40,620 --> 00:51:43,850 - No, Mom, I promise, I'll be normal. - Be who you are, Ace! 688 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:47,120 Hollander will find the pandanapper and we'll be a family again. 689 00:51:47,190 --> 00:51:50,390 - I love you, Ace! - I love you, Mom. 690 00:52:00,570 --> 00:52:03,070 Ace, I'm so sorry. 691 00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:05,740 So what do we do now? 692 00:52:05,810 --> 00:52:08,810 Nothing. I'm a loser. It's over. 693 00:52:09,580 --> 00:52:12,180 Sorry about your koi fish. 694 00:52:12,250 --> 00:52:14,650 Come on, Ox. 695 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:17,780 Hey, Laura, where the heck is Bermuda? 696 00:52:17,860 --> 00:52:19,850 I have no idea. 697 00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,580 That's not what I think it is, is it? 698 00:52:38,650 --> 00:52:40,550 I guess. 699 00:52:40,610 --> 00:52:42,780 Your mom gave that to you? 700 00:52:43,650 --> 00:52:46,140 Yeah, but it's not important. 701 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:49,750 What about the animals? 702 00:52:49,820 --> 00:52:52,660 Animals have never brought me any thing but trouble. 703 00:52:52,730 --> 00:52:55,090 I gotta be like every one else, Grandpa. 704 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:59,220 - You can't. - Well, I will if it kills me. 705 00:52:59,300 --> 00:53:03,460 You'll never be like every one else, 'cause you're one in a million. 706 00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:06,010 Just like your ancestors. 707 00:53:06,070 --> 00:53:08,060 Just like your father. 708 00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:11,070 Eat your own food, Ox. 709 00:53:11,150 --> 00:53:14,580 I've been trying to get you to figure this out, 710 00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:18,450 but I guess I'm just gonna have to come out and say it. 711 00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,510 - Say what? - The magic word. 712 00:53:25,590 --> 00:53:27,860 Don't you know what you are? 713 00:53:29,530 --> 00:53:32,020 I'm a kid, right? 714 00:53:32,100 --> 00:53:35,400 You're more than that. 715 00:53:35,470 --> 00:53:38,030 You're a pet... 716 00:53:40,540 --> 00:53:42,200 detective. 717 00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:50,820 - Like my dad? - Yeah. 718 00:53:51,420 --> 00:53:54,620 - What was he like? - Just like you. 719 00:53:57,890 --> 00:54:00,660 And you know, 720 00:54:00,730 --> 00:54:03,390 this thing you threw away, 721 00:54:04,630 --> 00:54:08,120 this is the key to your future. 722 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,680 Alrighty, then. 723 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,850 (# "Ace Is In The House" by Tone Loc) 724 00:55:42,730 --> 00:55:46,130 - Nice outfiit. - Let's talk fashion. 725 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:50,860 Tara's wearing the latest in the "Spoiled and Shallow" collection. Love the shoes. Hate you! 726 00:55:50,940 --> 00:55:55,770 Ventura, our therapist said for us to order you to stop inflicting emotional damage on us. 727 00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,780 Franken Berry called. Count Chocula wants his wardrobe back. And the sun's out. 728 00:55:59,850 --> 00:56:03,580 Get back in your caskets. Is there a veterinarian in the house? 729 00:56:03,650 --> 00:56:06,550 Because these are some sick puppies. 730 00:56:06,620 --> 00:56:11,610 Hey, watch the hair! Oxnard, I need you! 731 00:56:26,210 --> 00:56:28,670 Time for another motivational dunking, dork! 732 00:56:28,740 --> 00:56:31,840 - No, but you don't underst... - (Ox barks) 733 00:56:34,150 --> 00:56:37,950 Jeez, next time you're late like that, I'm buying a cat. 734 00:56:39,050 --> 00:56:41,040 (Ox barks) 735 00:56:42,660 --> 00:56:45,250 Tell your dog to back off, Ventura! 736 00:56:45,330 --> 00:56:48,850 Are you crazy? I'm not going near him! He looks rabid. 737 00:56:48,930 --> 00:56:51,520 And he can smell your fear. 738 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:52,960 (barks) 739 00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:56,560 You are Spartan! 740 00:57:08,350 --> 00:57:12,840 - What about our alligator? - I told you I'd find him, and I will. 741 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:17,080 But right now, I've got bigger fish to fry. 742 00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:20,790 Oxnard! Allons-y, muchacho! 743 00:57:20,860 --> 00:57:24,590 Oh, and sorry about that whole buying a cat thing. 744 00:57:24,670 --> 00:57:26,660 Ace? 745 00:57:27,530 --> 00:57:29,300 Ventura... 746 00:57:29,370 --> 00:57:31,560 Junior. 747 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,630 Pet Detective. 748 00:57:33,710 --> 00:57:36,110 Um... OK. 749 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:40,870 - What's wrong? - The question, young Laura, is what is right? 750 00:57:40,950 --> 00:57:44,010 The answer - everything. 751 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:48,540 - So you feel like solving that case? - I thought you gave up. 752 00:57:48,620 --> 00:57:51,320 Even Tiger Woods shanks one from time to time. 753 00:57:51,390 --> 00:57:53,520 But the past is past. 754 00:57:53,590 --> 00:57:57,690 - Now, A-Plus. - Wow! This table is great. 755 00:57:58,470 --> 00:58:01,920 I looked through Sickinger's hard drive. He's a biological researcher 756 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:07,000 specializing in non-telegenic endangered organisms. 757 00:58:07,070 --> 00:58:11,010 - In English, Mr. Spock. - He advocates for ugly animals. 758 00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:17,780 He planned a demonstration for like-minded activists at a publicity stop for a famous feline. 759 00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:23,120 OK, I didn't understand a word you just said, 760 00:58:23,190 --> 00:58:25,420 exceptfor "ugly animals" and "Sickinger." 761 00:58:25,490 --> 00:58:28,790 He's organizing a protest at Tabby the Tabby's autograph session 762 00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:32,960 at the Animal Actors Studio at Universal, Orlando. 763 00:58:33,030 --> 00:58:35,300 Itlooks like we're going on a field trip. 764 00:58:35,370 --> 00:58:36,930 L'chaim! 765 00:58:38,940 --> 00:58:42,310 I'll take a few of these for the road. 2% next time. 766 00:58:42,380 --> 00:58:45,710 - Field trip? Wait, do I need a permission slip? - No, you don't! 767 00:58:45,780 --> 00:58:49,980 Have a meow-tastic day. Thanks for coming. 768 00:58:50,050 --> 00:58:52,780 Tabby says, "Have a meow-tastic day." 769 00:58:54,150 --> 00:58:57,990 Thanks for coming. Tabby says, "Have a meow-tastic day!" 770 00:58:58,230 --> 00:59:01,720 Thanks for coming. Tabby says, "Have a meow-tastic day!" 771 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:05,660 Thanks for coming. Tabby says, "Have a meow-tastic day!" 772 00:59:05,730 --> 00:59:07,960 There's Sickinger! 773 00:59:12,670 --> 00:59:16,870 No justice, no peace! Equal treatment for ugly species! 774 00:59:17,110 --> 00:59:20,840 No justice, no peace! Equal treatment for ugly species! 775 00:59:20,910 --> 00:59:22,970 Take him down! He's an ecoterrorist! 776 00:59:23,050 --> 00:59:27,110 Cease and desist immediately, or I'll be forced to use this! 777 00:59:27,190 --> 00:59:29,950 Don't even think about moving! Slow down! Just stop! 778 00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:32,120 (speaker blares) 779 00:59:32,190 --> 00:59:34,420 - Don't Tase me, bro! - Get him! 780 00:59:34,490 --> 00:59:37,990 No justice, no peace! No justice, no... 781 00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:47,140 - We shall not be silenced! - Be quiet! 782 00:59:47,210 --> 00:59:50,140 Ugly animals of the world, unite! 783 00:59:50,210 --> 00:59:53,580 - You have nothing to lose... - This guy is crazy. 784 00:59:53,650 --> 00:59:55,840 ...but your leashes! 785 00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,250 - We shall not be silenced! - (Taser buzzes) 786 00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,150 - Ow! - (woman screams) 787 01:00:00,220 --> 01:00:02,690 Tabby is gone! 788 01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,920 Find Tabby! Tabby's gone! 789 01:00:05,530 --> 01:00:07,620 Yikes! Tabby's been nabbied. 790 01:00:07,690 --> 01:00:10,130 - Tabby! - This is bigger than I thought. 791 01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:13,930 Sickinger must be running some sort of criminal animal-napping network. 792 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,800 Oh, the humanity! Tabby! 793 01:00:16,870 --> 01:00:21,170 I know you don't want to, Ace, but you better talk to Hollander. 794 01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:23,770 Now he'll listen to you. 795 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,780 - You're not listening! - I'm sorry, what? 796 01:00:26,850 --> 01:00:32,510 Dr. Sickinger - we saw him creating a distraction at the Animal Actors stadium when Tabby vanished! 797 01:00:32,590 --> 01:00:35,680 This is a major criminal network. We have evidence. 798 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,820 - Tabby the Tabby. - Catnapped. 799 01:00:37,890 --> 01:00:40,160 - Ting Tang. - You know what happened to him. 800 01:00:40,230 --> 01:00:42,630 - Princess. - Championship West Highland terrier. 801 01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:46,660 Her Majesty was stolen from a meaningless international dog show last week! 802 01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:50,070 - Freedom the Hawk. - Mascotfor Stars and Stripes Burger Company. 803 01:00:50,140 --> 01:00:53,700 His freedom was taken when he was stolen from the Jacksonville veterinarian! 804 01:00:53,770 --> 01:00:56,540 They even took Snuggles, the fabric softening bear. 805 01:00:56,610 --> 01:00:58,740 - They took Snuggles? - Yes! 806 01:00:58,810 --> 01:01:00,400 And? 807 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:05,040 Sickinger's organization is stealing famous animals! 808 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,350 Jeez! You're welcome for solving the case, doing your job! 809 01:01:08,420 --> 01:01:11,480 Need me to wipe your butt for you? I just did! 810 01:01:12,260 --> 01:01:14,990 So when can I get my mom back? 811 01:01:15,730 --> 01:01:17,920 Ten, 20 years, I'd say. 812 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,590 What?! 813 01:01:19,670 --> 01:01:24,760 You see, doorstop, a major investigation like this takes on a life all of its own. 814 01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:29,540 I think your mom's guilty, and I spent all morning on CNN saying she is. 815 01:01:29,610 --> 01:01:32,870 Her case is putting this agency on the map. Look at what they gave us. 816 01:01:32,950 --> 01:01:36,110 And that's just the beginning. Get this. 817 01:01:36,180 --> 01:01:39,450 CSI: Fish and Wildlife. 818 01:01:40,250 --> 01:01:42,410 Guess who's gonna play me? 819 01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:44,150 Gumby. 820 01:01:44,220 --> 01:01:48,250 I didn't want it to have to come to this, Russell, but now it's on. 821 01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:51,320 Ha! 822 01:01:51,970 --> 01:01:53,160 Ha! 823 01:01:53,230 --> 01:01:55,700 - Out. - With the pushing! 824 01:01:55,770 --> 01:01:59,170 I am gonna get Sickinger, solve this case, prove my mom's innocent, 825 01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:02,070 and show the world what an idiot you are! 826 01:02:02,140 --> 01:02:04,510 Nice hair. 827 01:02:04,580 --> 01:02:07,100 (laughing) 828 01:02:10,450 --> 01:02:15,950 This used to be the most pristine Tyrannosaurus skeleton on Earth, 829 01:02:16,020 --> 01:02:19,890 formerly valued at $100 million. 830 01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:22,330 (Ace Jr.) How much is it worth now? 831 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,890 (sighs) Substantially less. 832 01:02:24,970 --> 01:02:28,590 Please do not touch it. 833 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:33,200 Let's move very carefully to the gift shop. 834 01:02:39,410 --> 01:02:42,470 I don't think it looks that bad. Here, you put it back. 835 01:02:42,550 --> 01:02:44,540 You put it back. 836 01:03:14,810 --> 01:03:18,550 - Yes? - Dr. Sickinger, I presume? 837 01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:21,680 Wait! 838 01:03:22,820 --> 01:03:24,850 Who are you? 839 01:03:24,930 --> 01:03:28,590 Ace Ventura Jr. Pet Detective. 840 01:03:29,530 --> 01:03:33,360 - You're kidding me, right? - Do I look like I'm kidding? 841 01:03:36,570 --> 01:03:41,170 I get it! Young supporters of the cause, yes! 842 01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:45,910 Oh, it's brilliant! Yes, yes. You're never too young for political mobilization. 843 01:03:45,980 --> 01:03:48,240 We don't want to join your movement. 844 01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:51,910 Look, buddy, my mom's in jail because of you, 845 01:03:51,990 --> 01:03:55,890 so tell us where the panda is so we can get him back to the zoo. 846 01:03:56,890 --> 01:03:59,980 If I were going to steal an animal from the zoo, 847 01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,560 the panda is the last one I'd take. 848 01:04:05,270 --> 01:04:07,700 I don't think you understand. 849 01:04:07,770 --> 01:04:09,790 (plucks guitar string) 850 01:04:09,870 --> 01:04:13,460 - This is the Madagascan Aye-aye. - Ugh! 851 01:04:14,510 --> 01:04:18,470 - The Proboscis Monkey. - Big nose. 852 01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:20,140 Ugh! 853 01:04:20,210 --> 01:04:22,740 The Chinese paddlefish. 854 01:04:25,990 --> 01:04:28,650 The Marabou Stork. 855 01:04:30,390 --> 01:04:33,790 All of them endangered, yet no one's ever heard of them. 856 01:04:33,860 --> 01:04:36,690 - You know why? - No. 857 01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:40,790 They're hideous. 858 01:04:40,870 --> 01:04:43,130 Ugly. 859 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,970 - Butt-ugly, actually. - You got it there. 860 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:47,600 (Sickinger) Whoops! 861 01:04:47,670 --> 01:04:50,140 Sorry, that one's from vacation. 862 01:04:50,210 --> 01:04:52,470 Ace, shoot me now. 863 01:04:52,550 --> 01:04:54,540 Lights, lights. 864 01:04:56,680 --> 01:05:00,180 And this has what to do with the panda? 865 01:05:01,020 --> 01:05:03,010 Well, everything! 866 01:05:03,090 --> 01:05:06,680 We put all of these cute creatures in zoos, 867 01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:11,930 and then we spend insane amounts of money to protect them. 868 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,330 And forwhat? 869 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:15,700 (retches) 870 01:05:15,770 --> 01:05:22,570 I started the Panda fanatic website to get attention for my cause. 871 01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:25,130 That's all. 872 01:05:26,410 --> 01:05:29,710 I didn't kidnap Ting Tang, 873 01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:32,780 or any of those other animals. 874 01:05:32,850 --> 01:05:35,910 All species of animals, including the ugly ones, 875 01:05:35,990 --> 01:05:41,260 should be treated with the same respect as the cute ones, like pandas. 876 01:05:42,100 --> 01:05:45,430 I think I just busted this case wide open. 877 01:05:47,270 --> 01:05:50,170 Amigos, vámonos! 878 01:05:53,740 --> 01:05:55,330 I have a car. 879 01:05:56,910 --> 01:05:59,240 Ace! So what's going on? 880 01:05:59,310 --> 01:06:01,870 Well, here's the plot up until now. 881 01:06:01,950 --> 01:06:04,820 Our perpetrator is stealing famous animals. 882 01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:07,220 And there's none more famous than Calypso. 883 01:06:07,290 --> 01:06:10,980 He played the hero unicorn in the epic trilogy that they shot in New Zealand. 884 01:06:11,060 --> 01:06:13,820 His owners are doing a benefit magic performance today, 885 01:06:13,890 --> 01:06:17,020 and I got a feeling our thief is gonna try and steal him there. 886 01:06:17,100 --> 01:06:19,090 Punch it. 887 01:06:22,340 --> 01:06:25,330 Here's the plan. Doc, you watch the exits. 888 01:06:25,410 --> 01:06:27,400 Ox. 889 01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:31,470 You watch Doc. Let's go. 890 01:06:32,350 --> 01:06:33,840 Hi. 891 01:06:33,910 --> 01:06:38,850 (Ace Jr.) OK, when we get past this, A-Plus, Laura, split up. 892 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,910 Whoever finds Calypso, call in. 893 01:06:40,990 --> 01:06:45,050 We'll stake out the perpetrators and wait for them to reveal themselves. 894 01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,390 I've been looking around here all day. 895 01:06:52,470 --> 01:06:55,830 - I can't find Calypso. - He's right over there. 896 01:06:55,900 --> 01:06:58,130 (man) For my next illusion... 897 01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,370 - Magic show. ...I need a volunteer. 898 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,200 (crowd shoutss) 899 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:07,610 - (man) Avolunteer? Who wants to be in the show? - (Ace Jr.) Me! Here! Pick me! 900 01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,840 You. How about you? 901 01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:12,710 - No, no, me! Hey, wannabe magic man. - Anyone else? 902 01:07:12,790 --> 01:07:16,220 - Me! - Sure, son. OK, go inspect the box. 903 01:07:16,290 --> 01:07:20,250 You'll see that there are no mirrors. There are no strings. 904 01:07:20,330 --> 01:07:22,320 There are no trap doors. 905 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:25,130 - What's he doing? - I don't know. 906 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:28,500 Ace Irwin Ventura Jr. At your service. 907 01:07:28,570 --> 01:07:33,300 - Don't worry, you'll be OK. - (man) This is what I do. 908 01:07:33,370 --> 01:07:36,070 - Are there any back doors? - There are no back doors. 909 01:07:36,140 --> 01:07:39,080 - Are there any mirrors? - No mirrors! 910 01:07:39,850 --> 01:07:42,280 - All right, go on. - Stranger danger. 911 01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:44,580 - Give him a big hand. - (applause) 912 01:07:44,650 --> 01:07:49,090 Raise the box. You won't believe what you're about to see. 913 01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:51,320 Every one, remain calm. 914 01:07:52,460 --> 01:07:55,190 One, two, three! 915 01:07:58,870 --> 01:08:00,860 (crowd cheers) 916 01:08:06,810 --> 01:08:09,600 And now... Close the box. 917 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:14,140 Raise the box, gentlemen, raise the box. I'm a professional, so nobody try this at home. 918 01:08:14,210 --> 01:08:17,510 And now... Calypso! 919 01:08:25,490 --> 01:08:27,720 What the...?! 920 01:08:28,730 --> 01:08:32,560 - What happened? - (man #2) Where's my horse? 921 01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:35,430 Where's Calypso? That horse gets six million a picture. 922 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,700 - Where's Calypso? - Houdini, I want him back. 923 01:08:37,770 --> 01:08:41,040 That kid right there. The volunteer. He must know something. 924 01:08:41,110 --> 01:08:44,410 What, me? No. Where would I be keeping a horse that big? In my pocket? 925 01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:48,000 - Where's Calypso? - Why don't you check your mother's house? 926 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,380 - He's just joking. - Come on! 927 01:08:50,450 --> 01:08:52,650 - Just get him! - Hey, kid! 928 01:08:53,950 --> 01:08:55,980 - Stop! - (Ace Jr.) Slow down, Simba! 929 01:08:56,060 --> 01:08:59,250 - (Laura) Calypso's really gone? - (Ace Jr.) My plan worked! 930 01:08:59,330 --> 01:09:02,160 - (A-Plus) What plan? - I fed him one of your homing devices. 931 01:09:02,230 --> 01:09:07,560 Strawberry gummy, he loved it. Now he's gonna lead us to whoever's behind all this treachery. 932 01:09:07,630 --> 01:09:10,470 - Get him! - Stop! 933 01:09:10,540 --> 01:09:13,600 Sickinger, start the car! I think they have rabies! 934 01:09:14,940 --> 01:09:17,930 Here. Dog. Car, car! 935 01:09:19,610 --> 01:09:24,140 - Seatbelts! - Seatbelts? What, are you kidding me? Let's go! 936 01:09:25,020 --> 01:09:27,420 Where's my horse?! 937 01:09:30,020 --> 01:09:32,360 They're getting off the highway at Palm Grove. 938 01:09:32,430 --> 01:09:37,090 That's where all the rich kids from our school live, but where exactly? 939 01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:40,600 - My invitation! - (mocking) My invitation. 940 01:09:42,370 --> 01:09:45,630 You're invited to my birthday partyy this Saturday, 941 01:09:45,710 --> 01:09:48,640 at 3421 Tropicana Avenue. 942 01:09:50,180 --> 01:09:53,510 OK, party people. Suit up! 943 01:09:54,250 --> 01:09:56,310 Party? I haven't partied since '99. 944 01:09:56,380 --> 01:09:58,280 Ox, vámonos! 945 01:10:02,990 --> 01:10:08,480 (A-Plus) No, up there. No, wait! Wait, stop, stop! Stop right here! 946 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:12,900 - No, stop here! Stop! - I'm stopping, backseat driver! 947 01:10:20,410 --> 01:10:22,770 All right, Laura and I are going inside. 948 01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:26,970 If we're not back by three o'clock, implement... 949 01:10:29,550 --> 01:10:31,380 plan B. 950 01:10:31,450 --> 01:10:33,650 Synchronize watches. 951 01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:34,380 Let's go. 952 01:10:37,260 --> 01:10:41,320 A red carpet? What is this, an awards show? Where's Joan Rivers when you need her? 953 01:10:41,390 --> 01:10:45,350 Hey, you, make sure no weirdos get in here. Talk about filthy stinking rich. 954 01:10:45,430 --> 01:10:47,800 Do you know where the back of the line is? 955 01:10:47,870 --> 01:10:50,840 How's the wife and kids? What's the word I'm looking for? 956 01:10:50,900 --> 01:10:54,530 - It's very regal. - Exactly. Egomaniacal. 957 01:10:54,610 --> 01:10:56,470 - Thank you. - Holy Shaq! 958 01:10:56,540 --> 01:11:00,000 How many puberties have you gone through?! 959 01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,140 - All right. - Thank you. 960 01:11:02,220 --> 01:11:04,710 Wear the wristband at all times. 961 01:11:05,620 --> 01:11:08,350 Whoa. Invite only, kid. 962 01:11:08,420 --> 01:11:11,880 - He's my date. - What, did you lose a bet? 963 01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:14,450 Ha ha! You're killing me, Smalls. 964 01:11:14,530 --> 01:11:18,730 How about you pick on somebody your own size? Like Sasquatch. 965 01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:21,460 Now band me. 966 01:11:21,530 --> 01:11:24,560 - Gray areas are offlimits. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 967 01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,630 (machine bleeps) 968 01:11:27,570 --> 01:11:30,370 - Electronic device. - Here. 969 01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:36,180 Don't touchy the hair! I haven't been treated this badly since I got sick in a country with socialized medicine. 970 01:11:47,130 --> 01:11:52,530 - 10,000 shares of Exxon stock! Awesome! - (disappointed) I got a Rolex. 971 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:57,770 - Didn't you bring him a gift? - I got him the one thing he doesn't have. 972 01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:59,900 - What? - Nothing. 973 01:12:00,470 --> 01:12:02,530 Holy real estate! 974 01:12:06,910 --> 01:12:08,970 This place probably has its own zip code. 975 01:12:09,050 --> 01:12:11,480 I bet you we need an exit visa to get out of here. 976 01:12:11,550 --> 01:12:14,350 Best party ever! Bananas! 977 01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:19,220 Get out of the way. Make room for Mr. Pennington. 978 01:12:19,290 --> 01:12:21,780 Ooh, it's Mr. Big Scary Billionaire Man. 979 01:12:24,230 --> 01:12:28,190 "Pirates of the Caribbean" is the other side of town, sport. 980 01:12:28,270 --> 01:12:32,360 - Don't touch me. - Stay back, people. Thank you. Out of the way. 981 01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:34,430 He's mean. 982 01:12:35,140 --> 01:12:38,110 Young ladies and gentlemen, 983 01:12:38,180 --> 01:12:41,340 may I direct your attention to the sky! 984 01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:52,820 The Pennington Estate now proudly presents the moment we've all been waiting for. 985 01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:56,520 Put your hands together and welcome my son, 986 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:59,290 Pennington, Jr.! 987 01:12:59,370 --> 01:13:01,960 (applause) 988 01:13:02,030 --> 01:13:04,470 (girls scream) 989 01:13:06,540 --> 01:13:08,770 - Wow! - Big deal. 990 01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:15,740 (Pennington Jr.) Hi, how are you? Great to see you. Thanks for coming. 991 01:13:15,820 --> 01:13:18,910 - How are we gonna get inside? - Oh, I know. 992 01:13:18,990 --> 01:13:22,420 Let's crash into the door in our million-dollar personal helicopter. 993 01:13:22,490 --> 01:13:25,250 - Ace. - I'm working on it. 994 01:13:25,890 --> 01:13:28,520 Hey, Laura, glad you could make it. 995 01:13:28,590 --> 01:13:31,120 Hi, how are you? 996 01:13:32,060 --> 01:13:36,930 Well, I asked my father for the best party ever, and, as you can see, 997 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:41,100 what a Pennington wants, a Pennington gets. 998 01:13:41,170 --> 01:13:44,800 - So please do not embarrass yourselves... - I got it. Let's go. 999 01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:49,310 ...by breaking any of the following rules. Dad? 1000 01:13:50,220 --> 01:13:54,450 Gifts in the party bags are not tax deductible. 1001 01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:57,650 Do not take any photos. 1002 01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:00,750 Any one found to be outside of the designated areas 1003 01:14:00,830 --> 01:14:04,730 will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. 1004 01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:08,730 - Have fun, kids! - (applause) 1005 01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:14,870 We'll cut the cake in 45 minutes. Until then, happy birthday to me! 1006 01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:25,250 - Ace! - I'm thinking. 1007 01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:28,240 - Down here. - Yeah. 1008 01:14:31,060 --> 01:14:33,360 Ow! Watch the hair! 1009 01:14:53,450 --> 01:14:55,910 Will you stop spinning? I'm dizzy! 1010 01:14:55,980 --> 01:14:59,210 Let's go. The tunnel of love. 1011 01:14:59,290 --> 01:15:02,450 - In your dreams, Ace. - How did you know about that? 1012 01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:04,550 Oxnard. Big mouth! 1013 01:15:14,870 --> 01:15:17,030 (Ace Jr.) Follow me. 1014 01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:31,240 Who's the man? 1015 01:15:36,890 --> 01:15:39,150 They could have seen you! 1016 01:15:51,140 --> 01:15:54,470 - Why do you keep doing that? - That's just how I roll, baby. 1017 01:15:54,540 --> 01:15:56,530 (sniffs) 1018 01:16:01,150 --> 01:16:06,920 If Scooby-Doo has taught me anything, it's that one of these books will activate a secret door. 1019 01:16:06,990 --> 01:16:08,980 (continues sniffing) 1020 01:16:13,190 --> 01:16:19,860 Earthy, sweet, a strong bouquet of bamboo with a slight infusion of crocus. 1021 01:16:19,930 --> 01:16:22,400 Just a touch of wild grass and... butt! 1022 01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:27,430 I smell panda poop. 1023 01:16:28,570 --> 01:16:30,570 Excellenty ear. 1024 01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:48,590 - How did you know that? - I'm a meddling kid. 1025 01:16:57,140 --> 01:17:01,100 Dookie marks the spot. Must be Poo-mas. 1026 01:17:01,170 --> 01:17:03,570 Or Jimmy Poo. 1027 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:06,740 The Penningtons think they're smart, but they're poo-pid. 1028 01:17:06,810 --> 01:17:10,910 We've caught them brown-footed. They really stepped in it. 1029 01:17:10,980 --> 01:17:13,470 OK, Ace, enough of this crap. 1030 01:17:15,190 --> 01:17:18,020 You said "crap." You did. OK, fine, fine. 1031 01:17:21,630 --> 01:17:24,860 (man) National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife, how can I direct you? 1032 01:17:24,930 --> 01:17:28,260 Yes, I have an anonymous tip for Agent Hollander. 1033 01:17:28,330 --> 01:17:31,740 Is he currently on... duty? 1034 01:17:31,940 --> 01:17:33,770 (beeping) 1035 01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:36,640 - Gum! I need a piece of gum. - Here. 1036 01:17:50,490 --> 01:17:53,550 We received an anonymous tip instructing us to come here. 1037 01:17:53,630 --> 01:17:55,820 From whom? 1038 01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:57,730 Anonymous. 1039 01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:02,330 The tip said that the case of the missing panda cub has been solved! 1040 01:18:02,940 --> 01:18:07,530 You're the one who called in the tip? That's it, short stack. Now you're in big trouble. 1041 01:18:07,610 --> 01:18:13,170 No. He's in big trouble! We found these shoes in his closet! 1042 01:18:13,250 --> 01:18:17,880 It proves that my mom didn't steal the panda. 1043 01:18:20,050 --> 01:18:22,150 I think I understand. 1044 01:18:22,220 --> 01:18:27,160 This cartoon has taken advantage of my son's hospitality. 1045 01:18:27,230 --> 01:18:30,060 He's found some cheap costume store haberdashery, 1046 01:18:30,130 --> 01:18:33,760 snuck it in as a birthday gift, and planted it in my home. 1047 01:18:33,830 --> 01:18:39,900 And now he expects you to believe that I used these ridiculous things in the commission of a crime? 1048 01:18:39,970 --> 01:18:44,640 Yes! Can you believe this guy?! I mean, he's pathetic! 1049 01:18:44,710 --> 01:18:47,800 I'm glad I'm not in his shoes! No pun intended. 1050 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:51,320 He's been trying to save his mom with all sorts of crazy theories. 1051 01:18:51,380 --> 01:18:56,120 Get rid of these. He came by the NBFW command center just the other day. 1052 01:18:56,190 --> 01:18:58,590 - National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife? - Yeah. 1053 01:18:58,660 --> 01:19:03,150 I play golf with your director. Join us for dinner next time he's in Florida, Agent...? 1054 01:19:03,230 --> 01:19:05,530 Russell Hollander. That would be great. 1055 01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:08,030 How's the panda investigation coming? I read... 1056 01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:11,540 Hey, Hometown! You're not here to be interviewed! 1057 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:14,600 Arrest this guy, and let my mom out! 1058 01:19:14,670 --> 01:19:17,730 Would you excuse me for one second, Mr. Pennington? 1059 01:19:17,810 --> 01:19:20,140 Call me Pennington. 1060 01:19:20,950 --> 01:19:25,970 Don't worry, Ventura. I'm gonna make an arrest. Two of them, in fact. Because you're out of control! 1061 01:19:26,050 --> 01:19:30,320 You wanna see out of control? Let's go, right now! Ha! 1062 01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:33,520 Ha! I win, bedhead. Take these two in! 1063 01:19:33,590 --> 01:19:35,920 Ex-squeeze me? 1064 01:19:36,730 --> 01:19:41,670 I'll make sure you're locked up until the panda case is completed. We don't need more distractions. 1065 01:19:41,730 --> 01:19:43,600 (beeping) 1066 01:19:43,670 --> 01:19:45,570 Three o'clock! 1067 01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:48,470 - What the hell is that? - Plan B. 1068 01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:52,170 - Sorry! Sorry! - (panda noises play on stereo) 1069 01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:55,270 - Ah, panda song. - Here we go. 1070 01:19:55,850 --> 01:19:57,580 Uh-oh. Hello! 1071 01:19:57,650 --> 01:20:01,280 The sweet sound of a mother panda calling her young. 1072 01:20:01,890 --> 01:20:04,050 Oops! We're out of power! 1073 01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:07,580 - The house is clean! - (panda noises continue) 1074 01:20:07,660 --> 01:20:10,090 - Check around back! - OK. 1075 01:20:12,460 --> 01:20:15,160 They're small. Why did you let them go? 1076 01:20:15,230 --> 01:20:19,860 Turn it up! Go! Ting Tang will hear his mom calling him! 1077 01:20:22,410 --> 01:20:25,900 - Let's go! - Get the guy with the boom box! 1078 01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:34,110 (Ace Jr.) Over there, point it over there! 1079 01:20:48,700 --> 01:20:52,760 Congratulations. You found my horse stalls. 1080 01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:57,210 - Sir, I apologize for the misunderstanding. - Get him off my property! 1081 01:20:57,280 --> 01:21:00,040 Silence! They're all here. 1082 01:21:00,110 --> 01:21:02,880 Come on, half pint, I'm getting tired of this. 1083 01:21:02,950 --> 01:21:05,080 Ha! 1084 01:21:08,290 --> 01:21:11,050 Don't go near those doors! 1085 01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:17,830 (Ace Jr.) Princess! Tabby! 1086 01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:24,670 Otter! Piggy! 1087 01:21:29,580 --> 01:21:33,310 Tortoise! Freedom the Hawk! Be free! 1088 01:21:33,380 --> 01:21:35,540 Possum! 1089 01:21:51,730 --> 01:21:54,490 Ting Tang, I found you! Touchdown! 1090 01:21:55,330 --> 01:21:58,330 Go to the hay stack! I'll be right back! 1091 01:21:59,410 --> 01:22:01,400 Oh, no, you don't. 1092 01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:10,750 Come to me, my jungle friends! 1093 01:22:29,470 --> 01:22:31,530 (yells) 1094 01:22:34,970 --> 01:22:37,440 Vámonos, amigos. 1095 01:22:39,910 --> 01:22:43,040 You had everything, sir. Why did you do this? 1096 01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:47,620 I decided to start an animal collection. 1097 01:22:48,190 --> 01:22:50,750 I wanted only the most famous pieces. 1098 01:22:50,820 --> 01:22:53,350 Smooth ride for stolen property, Pennington. 1099 01:22:53,430 --> 01:22:56,620 And what a Pennington wants, 1100 01:22:56,700 --> 01:22:59,030 a Pennington gets. 1101 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:03,270 Mr. Pennington, Sr., sir, you're under arrest. 1102 01:23:03,340 --> 01:23:05,860 (various animal noises) 1103 01:23:08,540 --> 01:23:11,410 (imitates dice rolling) Whack! 1104 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:14,010 Yahtzee! 1105 01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:16,410 What's that on your tie? 1106 01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:20,210 I win. 1107 01:23:20,290 --> 01:23:23,410 - Exit stage left. - Come on. 1108 01:23:26,330 --> 01:23:28,890 He's going to jail, he's going to jail! 1109 01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:32,260 Ace, you're a really great pet detective. 1110 01:23:33,730 --> 01:23:36,360 What can I say? 1111 01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:38,670 Like father, like son. 1112 01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:42,740 I'm good, I'm good. Let's go. 1113 01:23:43,540 --> 01:23:46,440 So when are you gonna find my koi fish? 1114 01:23:46,510 --> 01:23:51,070 I just solved a huge case! I'm working on it. 1115 01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:02,390 Nothing to see here. Just one of your fellow classmates 1116 01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:06,120 taking down a powerful billionaire for stealing celebrity animals. 1117 01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:09,960 Hey, I know where you're going, and my future license plate is going to be 1118 01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:12,330 "ACE JR." 1119 01:24:17,140 --> 01:24:19,800 Where's he going? 1120 01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:22,040 Like father, like son. 1121 01:24:29,150 --> 01:24:32,280 Like father, like son! Come on! 1122 01:24:33,060 --> 01:24:36,190 You guys want your pets or not? Come on! 1123 01:24:53,050 --> 01:24:57,000 (girl) Mr. Chompers! You stole our pets? 1124 01:24:57,080 --> 01:25:00,380 I'm the pet detective here. He stole your pets. 1125 01:25:00,450 --> 01:25:02,650 He wants to be just like his dad. 1126 01:25:02,890 --> 01:25:04,880 He wants to be just like his dad. 1127 01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:07,390 Cruel, shallow, and selfish. 1128 01:25:07,460 --> 01:25:10,220 You forgot filthy rich and egomaniacal. 1129 01:25:10,300 --> 01:25:12,630 We're Penningtons. We can have what we want! 1130 01:25:12,700 --> 01:25:16,000 Oh, you're quite a pair. But this time an Ace trumps a pair! 1131 01:25:16,070 --> 01:25:17,370 (laughs) 1132 01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:19,670 You did not just make that lame joke. 1133 01:25:19,740 --> 01:25:25,870 Oh, I did, sir! And you and your dad are going to look great in matching orange jumpsuits. 1134 01:25:25,940 --> 01:25:28,410 You think you're a good detective? 1135 01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:31,380 - Solve this. - (alligatorgrowls) 1136 01:25:35,320 --> 01:25:37,850 The fish... 1137 01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:40,410 is about to disappear. 1138 01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:46,420 - Greeny! - No! 1139 01:25:46,500 --> 01:25:49,330 Come on, I need help! 1140 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:51,560 Open his mouth, I'm going in. 1141 01:25:51,640 --> 01:25:54,400 - (Sickinger) No! - Five of you are going on a mission. 1142 01:25:54,470 --> 01:25:58,070 Couple of you probably aren't coming back. 1143 01:25:59,950 --> 01:26:02,310 Ace, be careful! 1144 01:26:03,620 --> 01:26:06,520 What the...? Mazel tov. 1145 01:26:06,590 --> 01:26:09,420 (girl) Easy, Mr. Chompers. 1146 01:26:09,490 --> 01:26:12,050 That's where my hairdryer went. 1147 01:26:14,460 --> 01:26:18,230 His mouth is closing! People, his mouth is closing! 1148 01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:20,420 I think I got him! I got him! 1149 01:26:21,370 --> 01:26:22,920 (Sickinger) Careful! 1150 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:27,300 Ewww! I think I just squeezed his liver! That's disgusting! 1151 01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:32,630 Greeny! 1152 01:26:40,890 --> 01:26:42,350 No! 1153 01:26:55,770 --> 01:26:58,130 Way to go, Sparky! 1154 01:26:58,970 --> 01:27:01,130 Grandpa, what are you doing here? 1155 01:27:01,210 --> 01:27:06,170 I'm taking ten minutes off from retirement to help you wrap up your first case. 1156 01:27:06,240 --> 01:27:10,680 - Thanks, Grandpa. - Hey, Sparky, good going! Good Sparky! 1157 01:27:10,750 --> 01:27:14,190 I told you. I told you he was sleeping. 1158 01:27:15,490 --> 01:27:20,190 Who had the hamster? And the snake, and the turtle... 1159 01:27:20,260 --> 01:27:23,060 - Thanks, Ace. - It's what I do. 1160 01:27:23,130 --> 01:27:27,460 Now, Laura, since I solved your case... 1161 01:27:28,700 --> 01:27:31,640 there was something I kind of wanted to tell you. 1162 01:27:32,170 --> 01:27:34,160 What? 1163 01:27:35,870 --> 01:27:40,740 Well, it all kind of started when I met you in third grade... 1164 01:27:40,810 --> 01:27:42,870 Don't be shy, Ace. 1165 01:27:42,950 --> 01:27:46,910 You like me. You have a crush on me. 1166 01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:49,520 No. 1167 01:27:49,590 --> 01:27:51,580 I have a huge crush on you! 1168 01:27:52,820 --> 01:27:55,320 That's what I just said. 1169 01:28:03,870 --> 01:28:08,330 I'm good, I'm good now. All right, let me just get my sealegs. This way. 1170 01:28:14,250 --> 01:28:18,310 I am Ace Ventura Jr., Pet Detective. 1171 01:28:19,050 --> 01:28:21,950 And I declare all of your cases... 1172 01:28:22,020 --> 01:28:25,150 closed! 1173 01:28:25,220 --> 01:28:27,660 (cheering) 1174 01:28:30,300 --> 01:28:33,750 (crowd chantss) Ace! Ace! Ace! 1175 01:28:50,220 --> 01:28:55,050 Ace Jr... you're the man! 1176 01:28:55,120 --> 01:29:00,320 Actually, you know what, Grandpa? You're right! I am the man! 1177 01:29:00,390 --> 01:29:02,380 Get over here, Laura. 1178 01:29:22,880 --> 01:29:26,680 - I am so proud of you, Ace. - Ventura! 1179 01:29:26,750 --> 01:29:28,980 - Thank you, honey. - I love you, too, Mom. 1180 01:29:29,050 --> 01:29:31,250 Alrighty, then! 1181 01:29:52,740 --> 01:29:55,180 (# "Ace Is In The House" by Tone Loc)