1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:14,013 Maybe you ought to come on inside. 2 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:17,349 Are you trying to glamour me? 3 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,061 Yes. 4 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,231 -That doesn't work on me. -Why not? 5 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:26,275 I don't know. lt just doesn't. 6 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,863 Is Bill available? 7 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:33,615 Let her in. 8 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:38,954 Diane, let her in. 9 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:42,041 -Oh, fuck him. -You have. 10 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:19,161 If y'all excuse me and Bill a minute... 11 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,997 ...we have some business to attend to. 12 00:01:23,374 --> 00:01:25,125 Where'd you find this? 13 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:32,341 Man, she smells fucking sweet. 14 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:35,135 And to think just five minutes ago you were telling us... 15 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:38,514 ...how you were living mainly on synthetic blood. 16 00:01:38,681 --> 00:01:41,934 -You big poser. -l don't know, Malcolm. 17 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,852 She looks like a virgin to me. 18 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:46,522 That's none of your damn business, you nosy bitch. 19 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:49,024 It is my business, cupcake. 20 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,734 You wanna know why? 21 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:55,948 Because virgin blood is the best-tasting blood there is. 22 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,327 Well, second best. The best would be-- 23 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,830 -Baby's blood. -Yeah. 24 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:07,167 I get hard just thinking about it. 25 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:11,213 Ladies first. 26 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,300 Stop. 27 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:18,178 Sookie is mine. 28 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:58,153 Well, if you're Bill's... 29 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:02,241 ...l certainly don't wanna do anything to disturb your little arrangement. 30 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:08,455 That's why I always bring Jerry with me wherever l go. 31 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:12,793 He's like mad money. 32 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:15,170 Somebody needs to get down on my johnson. 33 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:23,845 Oh, she's innocent. 34 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:26,765 -She's mine. -Yeah, yeah, we got it. 35 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:33,647 So why aren't you over there taking care of your master, human? 36 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:36,149 Can't you see how hungry he is? 37 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:38,902 Bill, if you're hungry... 38 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:41,363 ...you're more than welcome to have some of Jerry. 39 00:04:57,463 --> 00:05:00,382 Come on, suck it. 40 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,307 Stick them in already. Get infected, you fucking vampire asshole. 41 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,559 Come on, do it. Let's see how you like hep D. 42 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,894 You fuckers won't be able to move for a year. 43 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:15,063 Stop, he has hep D! 44 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:18,900 -What is hep D? -Fucking bitch. 45 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,571 How does she know that? I didn't tell a soul. 46 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,031 These fuckers killed Marcus. 47 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:27,909 If he hadn't gotten hooked on V, he never would have left me. 48 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:42,549 Well, this has all been very illuminating. 49 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,428 But we've got a long ride back to Monroe... 50 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:52,434 ...and l'm sure we'll all wanna have a little talk with Jerry when he wakes up. 51 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:55,020 Out, Janella. We're being evicted. 52 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,106 Hey. 53 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,610 Isn't anyone even the slightest bit interested... 54 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:05,113 ...in how this little bitch knew about Jerry? 55 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:09,284 You can't speak yet, can you, sweetheart? 56 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,539 I could make her talk. 57 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,959 Diane, you forget. 58 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:22,381 Yeah, yeah. She's yours. 59 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,883 Whatever. 60 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,970 Jerry, you stupid bitch. 61 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:32,265 Nobody fucks with me and gets away with it. 62 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,127 I'm sorry you had to witness that. 63 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:07,634 Your visit was unexpected. 64 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,182 What's hep D? 65 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:18,186 Hepatitis D is the only blood-borne pathogen... 66 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:20,730 ...to which we are susceptible. 67 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:23,859 -Malcolm must be furious. -Hepatitis? 68 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:27,404 A mutation. Relatively harmless to humans, oddly enough. 69 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,364 I've never even heard of it. 70 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:33,034 -We've kept it out of the media. -And it makes you sick for a year? 71 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:34,786 No. 72 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:37,205 Just makes us weak for about a month or so. 73 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,624 The biggest danger to us from hep D... 74 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,294 ...is being captured and staked during that time. 75 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,964 Yeah. You don't want your weaknesses to be public knowledge. 76 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,841 Precisely. 77 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,260 And what the hell did you mean, "Sookie is mine"? 78 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:53,138 I was communicating to the others that you were my human... 79 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,474 ...and was the only one who could feed on you. 80 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,185 You most certainly cannot feed on me. 81 00:07:58,352 --> 00:08:02,063 Of course I can't, but had they known that, they'd have considered you fair game. 82 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:05,567 I wouldn't have been able to stop them. It would be three against one... 83 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,903 ...and Malcolm is older and quite strong. 84 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:11,364 And you and Diane dated? 85 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:16,036 We had sex once. 86 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:20,916 Just after she was made a vampire back in the late 1 930s. 87 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:23,752 What? Gross. 88 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:27,172 Bill, she's so-- They're all so mean, so-- 89 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,634 Evil. Yes, they are. 90 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,178 They share a nest. 91 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,264 And when vampires live in nests, they become cruel... 92 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:39,392 ...more vicious. 93 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:43,021 They become laws unto themselves. 94 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:49,819 Whereas vampires such as l, who live alone... 95 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:53,615 ...are much more likely to hang onto some semblance... 96 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,242 ...of our former humanity. 97 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,206 Here. 98 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,627 Contact info for two electrical contractors. 99 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:08,797 They're willing to come out at night and give you quotes. 100 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,966 -Thank you. -l have to go. 101 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:13,635 -May I kiss you goodnight? -No. 102 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:17,889 I couldn't stand it after them. 103 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:30,026 -Why are you still here? -l don't wanna go home. 104 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:32,404 -Okay. -Night, y'all. 105 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,781 -Night, Dawn. -Night. 106 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,452 Can l have one of those? 107 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,751 I guess. Long as you're not on the clock. 108 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:57,679 Sam, you think Sookie's getting serious about that vampire? 109 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,851 I think she's getting to know him. 110 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:06,062 Once she does, I don't think she'll be getting too serious. 111 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:09,441 I think he's getting pretty damn serious about her. 112 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:11,818 How so? 113 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,487 I was over at the Stackhouses' last night. 114 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:19,367 He came over to call on Sookie. All cleaned up and smelling nice. 115 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:24,247 Looking like he just stepped out of some movie about plantations and shit. 116 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,625 Do you know he actually owned slaves? 117 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:30,295 Least he could have done was apologize to me. 118 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,548 How'd Miss Stackhouse feel about a vampire in her house... 119 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,800 ...interested in her granddaughter? 120 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,136 Sam, she seemed like she was in seventh heaven. 121 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,221 It was fucking weird. 122 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:47,270 You know you don't have anybody to blame but yourself. 123 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,899 Obvious you're carrying a big one for Sookie. 124 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,734 I've known it ever since I met you. 125 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,570 That's really not any of your business, now, is it? 126 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:59,407 She's always been, well, peculiar around men. 127 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,826 I mean, she's not gonna make the first move. 128 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,953 Do I have to remind you that I'm your boss? 129 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,163 Oh, come on, Sam. 130 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,957 Don't try to pull any of that "working for the man" shit. 131 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:11,461 You should have said something and you know it. How come you never have? 132 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,672 How come you never said anything to Jason? 133 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:17,384 Because I'm comfortable with him being right where he is... 134 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,803 ...which is unattainable. 135 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,681 Which is part of my whole fucked-up thing. 136 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:26,559 Low self-esteem, childhood trauma, blah, blah, snore. 137 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,269 What's your excuse? 138 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:32,732 You know, not everybody likes to lay their guts out on the table like that, Tara. 139 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,776 Yeah, they might not like it... 140 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:38,780 ...but they all dream about finding somebody they can do it with. 141 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,748 You know what the funny thing is? 142 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:54,421 I kind of did let Sookie know for the first time night before last. 143 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:58,633 Not even a minute before that vampire walked through my front door. 144 00:11:58,801 --> 00:11:59,801 Well, if I were you, 145 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,637 I would get in there right now while you still got a shot. 146 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,348 No, you wouldn't. You just said so yourself. 147 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,142 Well.... 148 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:17,986 -She can't hear his thoughts. -For real? 149 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,240 Well, that explains everything. 150 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:28,079 I told her she can listen to my thoughts whenever she wanted to. 151 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,457 She doesn't wanna listen to anybody's thoughts. 152 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,333 She wants to not hear them. 153 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:35,545 But that requires constant work on her part. 154 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,173 And now she's met somebody... 155 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:41,593 ...and she can drop all that effort and just relax. 156 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:45,638 Oh, man, you don't stand a chance. I'm really sorry, but you don't. 157 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:49,434 -You know, you can go home any time. -No, I can't. 158 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,352 Really. 159 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,833 -You kept me waiting. -Oh, God. 160 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,877 I don't like to wait. 161 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:20,048 -l need to taste you again. -Come on, Jason. 162 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:24,052 I probably should have told you I've got a highly addictive nature. 163 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,888 I'm gonna get some more of that sweet stuff out of you. 164 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,724 I guess you don't have too much of a problem with that. 165 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,062 Don't fight me, because I will hurt you. 166 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,064 What are you to me? 167 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:41,194 Just another idiot slut who puts out for vampires. 168 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,074 Oh, yeah. Here we go. 169 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,201 I knew you liked it. 170 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:52,247 Slow down. l'm in no hurry. 171 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:56,543 I just drained that poor fuck you left tied up to the bed. 172 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,295 Very considerate of you, by the way. 173 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,756 Oh, God! Where is he? Oh, no! 174 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:05,051 -Which part of him? -This isn't happening. 175 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:10,181 What'd you expect me to do? You laid him out like an all-you-can-eat buffet. 176 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:14,269 Although he did put up quite a fight. 177 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,947 -You! -Oh, yeah. 178 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:29,534 That is not funny. That is not funny! 179 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,037 Yes, yeah. Yeah. 180 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,790 Just think of it as foreplay, baby. 181 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,210 Do it again. Do it again. 182 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,048 Give me some of that sweet stuff. 183 00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:28,009 Goddamn it, Bill. How many times do I have to tell you? Do not do that. 184 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:32,180 I'm sorry. It wasn't intentional. I just got here. 185 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,601 I wanted to make sure that you were safe. 186 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,944 Why can't l hear your thoughts? 187 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,905 Do you even have any thoughts? 188 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,533 Oh, l have thoughts. 189 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,705 -Many lifetimes of thoughts. -So why can't I hear them? 190 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,417 I don't know. 191 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,379 Perhaps it's because I don't have brain waves. 192 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:05,713 Why not? 193 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,590 Because I'm dead. 194 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:11,219 No, you're not. You're standing here talking to me. 195 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:15,515 I have no heartbeat. I have no need to breathe. 196 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,268 There are no electrical impulses in my body. 197 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:22,188 What animates you no longer animates me. 198 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,983 What does animate you then? 199 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,734 Blood? 200 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:30,905 How do you digest it if nothing works? 201 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,865 -Magic. -Oh, come on, Bill. 202 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,326 I may look naive, but l'm not. 203 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,995 And you need to remember that. 204 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:40,748 You think that it's not magic that keeps you alive? 205 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,253 Just because you understand the mechanics of how something works... 206 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:48,423 ...doesn't make it any less of a miracle. 207 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,676 Which is just another word for magic. 208 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:56,514 We're all kept alive by magic, Sookie. 209 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,977 My magic's just a little different from yours, that's all. 210 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,774 I think we need to stop seeing each other. 211 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:10,028 -Why? -Because you don't breathe. 212 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,280 You don't have any electrical whatever-it-is. 213 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,782 Your friends would like to rip my throat out. 214 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:18,369 And vampires killed that preacher from the Fellowship of the Sun church... 215 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,580 ...and his wife and baby. 216 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,750 You look me in the eye and tell me they didn't do it. 217 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:28,963 Humans have killed millions upon millions in senseless wars. 218 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,965 I do not hold you responsible for that. 219 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,551 Bill, night before last, I had to bury my clothes... 220 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:37,055 ...because I didn't want my grandmother to find out I was almost killed. 221 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,848 Tonight, I was almost killed again. 222 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,142 Why on earth would l continue seeing you? 223 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:51,319 Because you will never find a human man you can be yourself with. 224 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,825 -Sookie. -Do not touch me. 225 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,998 Just go, please. 226 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,597 Thanks. 227 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:22,934 So... 228 00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:26,312 ...can I ask you a personal question? 229 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,939 Sure. 230 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,901 Why is it you don't wanna go home? 231 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,778 This right here. 232 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,450 My mama's a drunk. 233 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,328 Not just a slurs-her-words drunk... 234 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:45,623 ...a waking-up-in-her-own-vomit kind of drunk. 235 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:47,875 I'm sorry. 236 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,461 I just can't be around her when she's gone like that. 237 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,671 Yeah. 238 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,382 I know she may end up dying... 239 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,635 ...lighting herself on fire with a lit cigarette... 240 00:18:58,178 --> 00:18:59,220 ...but l can't. 241 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,972 I won't. 242 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:04,851 So, see, not only is the whole situation horrible... 243 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:08,187 ...my guilt about it just makes it that much worse. 244 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,149 Why don't you get your own place? 245 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,526 Well, why don't you give me a raise? 246 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:20,867 -Had she ever tried AA? -She doesn't need AA, Sam. 247 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,161 She's got Jesus. 248 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:32,044 Can l ask you a personal question? 249 00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,216 Hold on. 250 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,219 All right. 251 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,931 Are you lonely? 252 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,936 Yes. 253 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,774 I am. l am very-- Very lonely. 254 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,069 How come you don't have a girlfriend? 255 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:59,280 Plenty of women in this town will go for you. 256 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,783 -l don't know if that's true. -You're hot, you have a job. 257 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,827 You're not a serial killer. 258 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,413 -Yeah, who could resist that? -Well? 259 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,958 -Why don't you have a boyfriend? -We're not talking about me right now. 260 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,214 Yeah, well... 261 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:21,135 ...l just have a hard time opening up, that's all. 262 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,637 Oh, please. 263 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:26,224 What have you got to hide that's so fucking bad in this fucking town? 264 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,310 No, Tara. I said l have a hard time opening up, and l meant it. 265 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,729 -l'm not gonna do it. -Don't you ever get horny? 266 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,149 Sure. 267 00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:38,069 How long has it been since you've had sex? 268 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,284 -A few months. -That sucks. 269 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:48,329 -How about you? -Eight months, three weeks. 270 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,415 -That sucks. -You don't know. 271 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,503 Well.... Well, I guess you do. 272 00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,926 -Hey, you want another one? -Are you kidding? 273 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,972 I'm an adult child of an alcoholic. I'll need at least three more. 274 00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,431 All right. 275 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,643 -l'll be right back. -All right. 276 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,537 So maybe you and l should sleep together. 277 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:35,209 -Yeah, right. -No, I mean, we're grownups. 278 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:38,004 No strings. Friends with benefits. 279 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:39,338 Tara, you're my employee. 280 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,174 Sam, aren't you sick of not getting laid? 281 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,927 -l know l am. -Yeah, but that doesn't mean-- 282 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,680 -You have any condoms? -Tara. 283 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:52,643 -That's a terrible idea. -All right. Whatever. 284 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:55,730 I mean, l am not looking for a boyfriend. 285 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:58,149 Especially one who can fire me. 286 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:03,404 This would strictly be a one-time deal. We never even have to mention it again. 287 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,489 No. 288 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,284 Suit yourself. 289 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:25,092 You really think you'd be able to not let it affect our working relationship? 290 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:29,055 I've had to do much harder things than that in my life, believe me. 291 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,892 If it got weird, I'd probably have to let you go. 292 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:36,854 Big deal. You didn't even wanna hire me in the first place. 293 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,527 Okay. 294 00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,571 Yeah? 295 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,450 Great. 296 00:22:57,417 --> 00:23:00,252 -You feel nice. -Yeah, I know l do. 297 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,112 What's wrong? 298 00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:30,157 Jason, baby. 299 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:33,119 What is it? 300 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,833 I hate that you've been with vampires. 301 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,085 And how exactly is that any of your business? 302 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,504 Well, they're fucked up, Dawn. They're freaks. 303 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,131 They're fucking dead. 304 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:48,342 What's wrong with you, letting something nasty like that touch you? 305 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,636 That was the best sex I ever had in my life. 306 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,179 And who are you to judge? 307 00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:54,557 You fuck anything with a space between its legs. 308 00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:57,226 Best sex? You told me I was the best sex you ever had. 309 00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:00,187 Yeah, and then you stopped calling and coming to Merlotte's. 310 00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:03,274 And then I met that vampire. 311 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,817 Which vampire? 312 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,528 Bald-headed, tattoos, crazy? 313 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:14,243 No. Actually, he had a lot of hair. 314 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,873 I met him in Shreveport at the vampire bar. 315 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,208 And you just let him bite you? 316 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:22,918 Yeah, and I'm not-- 317 00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:25,087 -l'm not ashamed of that. -You ought to be. 318 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,840 You ought to get off your high horse. 319 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:30,217 That who you thought I was tonight? 320 00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,053 When you started rubbing up against me like a cat in heat? 321 00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:37,183 -No, baby. I knew all along it was you. -You're a lying sack of shit. 322 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:39,685 You would fuck that vampire and let him bite you... 323 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,687 -...if he showed up tonight. -All right. 324 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:45,274 Now this is getting boring. 325 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,152 And l think you should leave. 326 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,530 And you gonna throw me out? I don't think so. 327 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:54,033 -This is my house. -And I ain't going nowhere. 328 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:56,660 God, just because you lost your hard-on... 329 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,413 ...doesn't mean you have to have a fucking meltdown. 330 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:00,873 Believe it or not, Jason... 331 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:03,375 ...the world does not revolve around your dick. 332 00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,920 -Where are you going? -To get a cigarette! 333 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,589 It isn't like l don't know that you're a great fuck. 334 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,883 Happens to every guy at some point or another. 335 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:14,220 Would you stop talking about it, please? 336 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,889 Every guy except for vampires. 337 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:24,480 -Does it look like l'm laughing? -You should be. 338 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,775 You do not own me, Jason Stackhouse. 339 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:32,279 And if l want you out of my house, you better get your sorry ass out of here. 340 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,616 -l ain't going nowhere. -Oh, yes, you are. 341 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:42,373 You are obnoxious and full of yourself and dumber than a box of hair. 342 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,917 And now you can't even get it up? 343 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,503 There's no reason why l should be seeing you anymore. 344 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,964 -You're fucking crazy. -You bet your ass I am. 345 00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:52,967 -Get the fuck out of my house. -Let me get my pants on. 346 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:54,718 I don't think l feel like waiting. 347 00:25:56,263 --> 00:26:00,307 -Get the fuck out! -Goddamned woman. 348 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,768 That's right, you get the fuck out of my house! 349 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,938 Limp-dick motherfucker! Why don't you go fuck your grandmamma... 350 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:07,898 -...with that limp dick? -Bitch! 351 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,984 I can get it up! 352 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,278 Bitch! 353 00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:20,035 Yeah, you heard me. Your neighbor's a crazy bitch! 354 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:29,169 Goddamn bloodsuckers. 355 00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:31,171 Fuck! 356 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,158 Sookie, don't ever sneak up on a vampire. 357 00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:02,369 What are you doing here? 358 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:06,832 All right, here's the deal. And this is a little embarrassing. 359 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,794 I've never been with a man intimately, for all the reasons I told you about... 360 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:13,797 ...but l feel things when I'm with you that make me think. 361 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:17,301 And l know this could be a huge mistake, one l will regret forever... 362 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:20,846 ...but it feels like you're the one that I'm supposed to do it with... 363 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:24,683 ...and l'm really nervous about that, and frankly, l'm scared to death of you. 364 00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:29,063 So can we just get it out of the way already so l can relax and get a good night's sleep? 365 00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:35,569 Just don't bite me, okay? 366 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,958 Stop that. 367 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,179 You gotta be kidding me. 368 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,934 --vampires assassinated my father because of his campaign... 369 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,519 ...against the vampire agenda. 370 00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:34,354 Theodore Newlin is a hero. 371 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:36,857 -First casualty in World War III. -Amen. 372 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,275 It's Armageddon. 373 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:39,693 -Amen. -Amen. 374 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,820 I intend to continue my father's work-- 375 00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:45,240 Vampire bats are bats that feed on blood. 376 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:48,619 Feeding on the blood of animals like cows, pigs and horses. 377 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,705 The vampire bat requires about two tablespoons-- 378 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:54,041 Damn it. 379 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:58,962 Oh, Malcolm. Come on, baby. 380 00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:05,552 Damn. l really liked Jerry. 381 00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:08,138 Don't worry. 382 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:11,809 We'll find you another hot little blood bag. 383 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:15,729 Let's go down to LSU tomorrow night and raid us a frat house. 384 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:17,564 Yes. 385 00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:20,859 I'm in the mood for something dumb, thick and juicy. 386 00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:38,001 What luck. It's everyone's favorite buzz kill. 387 00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,462 -Hey, baby. -Yo, Mr. Mainstream. 388 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,130 Thirsty? 389 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:46,218 -No. -Hungry for something else? 390 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,640 I remember you having a very sizeable... 391 00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:53,725 ...appetite. 392 00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:03,443 The three of you will stay away from me and Sookie from now on. 393 00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:08,240 I'm your elder. You have no authority here. 394 00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:13,036 -There are higher authorities. -l'm not afraid of Eric. 395 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:14,663 Higher than him. 396 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:17,457 Well, then she can speak to me. 397 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:20,752 She can suck on sunlight for all l care. 398 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,796 You are doing nothing to help our cause. 399 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:26,800 Not everyone wants to dress up and play human, Bill. 400 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:29,803 Yeah. Not everybody wants to live off that Japanese shit... 401 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:31,471 ...they call blood, either. 402 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:32,639 As if we could. 403 00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:36,894 We have to moderate our behavior now that we are out in the open. 404 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:40,355 Not everybody thinks that it was such a great idea. 405 00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:44,735 And not everybody intends to toe the party line. 406 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:49,531 Honey, if we can't kill people, 407 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:52,868 what's the point of being a vampire? 408 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,454 Where's Jerry? 409 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:59,082 We left him on the side of l-20. 410 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:01,877 Well, most of him, anyway. 411 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,338 I kept a souvenir or two. 412 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:10,761 And Janella felt so bad about what Jerry did... 413 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:14,014 ...she made the ultimate sacrifice. 414 00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:28,695 -You know, y'all make me sick. -You used to be fun. 415 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,157 This all on account of that little blond breather? 416 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:37,621 If you insist on flaunting your ways in front of mortals... 417 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:40,332 ...there will be consequences. 418 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,338 Asshole. 419 00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:30,924 -Where the hell you been, you dirty whore? -Mama. 420 00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,719 Out all night doing all kinds of God-know-what. 421 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:38,223 You the devil, child. You ain't no child of mine. 422 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:40,934 -Oh, Jesus. -Jesus ain't gonna help you. 423 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:43,228 Yeah, that's been clear for quite some time. 424 00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:47,858 You sass the Lord and I will kick your skinny ass, you hear me? 425 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:52,112 You can't even stand up, you pathetic, ugly old bitch. 426 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:07,294 Shit. Oh, Mama. 427 00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:09,963 -Sorry. -l ain't ugly. 428 00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:12,883 Oh, Mama, why do you wanna do this to yourself? 429 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:16,178 If Jesus was here, he'd take one look at you... 430 00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:19,890 ...and he'd apologize for giving me such a spiteful child. 431 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:23,852 You kidding? Jesus wouldn't even set foot inside this house. 432 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,313 Not with the way you smell. 433 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:30,984 Now, let's just go and take a shower, okay? 434 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:33,320 Let me lift you up. 435 00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:36,990 Who's ugly now? 436 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:42,204 All right. 437 00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:46,333 You may have carried me and nursed me... 438 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:50,087 ...but obviously you are now set on killing me. 439 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:56,635 And if l'm forced to choose between you and me, guess what? 440 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:57,928 You lose. 441 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,473 You get back here. You help me up. 442 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:05,102 You on your own, old woman. 443 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:18,907 Sookie. 444 00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:24,246 You're gonna faint out here in this heat, honey. 445 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:29,626 It's barely 9:00 and already 80 degrees. 446 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,253 Here, l made you some lemonade. 447 00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:33,755 -Fresh-squeezed. -Thanks, Gran. 448 00:35:35,716 --> 00:35:37,884 Goodness, what has got into you? 449 00:35:40,012 --> 00:35:42,722 I just need to stay busy right now, that's all. 450 00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:45,892 -What? How long have you been--? -l started when the sun came up. 451 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:48,895 But l was up much earlier than that. I just stayed inside. 452 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:54,985 Are you concerned about the vampire? 453 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,571 Sookie, has he done something untoward? 454 00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:01,825 No. No, not at all. 455 00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:07,497 Well, l'm just thinking.... 456 00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:10,917 What l'm thinking is stay away... 457 00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:15,255 ...but what l'm feeling-- What l'm feeling with my whole body... 458 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:18,091 ...is something else entirely. 459 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:22,762 And l don't know whether to trust my head or.... 460 00:36:25,391 --> 00:36:26,433 Heart. 461 00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:29,978 Yes. 462 00:36:31,105 --> 00:36:33,231 Well, that is a dilemma. 463 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:36,151 Come inside and let me make you something to eat. 464 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:38,069 If you're out working like a horse... 465 00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:40,280 ...at least have something in your stomach. 466 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:45,118 -Oh, no, thanks. l'm not hungry. -l didn't ask if you were hungry. 467 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:57,881 I'm coming. Hell, beating on my fucking door. 468 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,008 Damn. 469 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:06,890 She hit me with a fucking liquor bottle. My head is bleeding. 470 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:09,351 -Will you stop yelling? I got a guest. -Oh, shit. 471 00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:12,020 -He in the shower. -Do you think l'll need stitches? 472 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:14,314 Let me see. No. 473 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:16,983 You just need to put some peroxide on that... 474 00:37:17,151 --> 00:37:20,403 ...then take two Vicodin with a big glass of red wine. 475 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:23,323 Then smoke some badass ganja, baby. 476 00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:24,991 By the time you wake up: 477 00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,369 All healed. 478 00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:29,454 Here. 479 00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:33,416 One, two. 480 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:35,377 Mind if I stay here for a while? 481 00:37:35,544 --> 00:37:37,128 -Does it matter if I mind? -Nope. 482 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:39,005 Then do you. 483 00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:42,801 Damn. 484 00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:44,928 After everything l've done for that woman. 485 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:48,223 Poor baby. Here. 486 00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:49,891 Suck on this. 487 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:53,186 It'll make you feel a lot better. 488 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,858 Oh, hi. 489 00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:02,362 This is my cousin Tara. Tara, this is-- 490 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,114 Duke. Duke Smith. 491 00:38:06,325 --> 00:38:08,368 Boyfriend, you are so not a Duke. 492 00:38:10,496 --> 00:38:12,455 I left the...in the.... 493 00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:14,833 -Excellent, excellent. -All right. 494 00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:18,920 -For the road? -All right. 495 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:24,551 Thank you. 496 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,554 -Call me when the...comes in. -l will. 497 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:30,348 Ta-ta. Take care, Duke. 498 00:38:32,935 --> 00:38:35,520 -What the hell was that? -That was a state senator. 499 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:39,858 -You're a prostitute now? -l'm an entrepreneur. 500 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:42,861 What? 501 00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:46,197 I'm supposed to be satisfied being a fucking short-order cook... 502 00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:47,741 ...and working on a road crew? 503 00:38:47,908 --> 00:38:50,493 Which is basically one step from the chain gang. 504 00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,078 But l ain't complaining, baby. 505 00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:54,998 No, I ain't, because it gives me this body. 506 00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:59,586 And this body's gonna be my fucking ticket. 507 00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:03,590 Yes, it is. How else am l gonna get ahead in this Podunk town? 508 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,261 Already got a website. 509 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:09,596 Sure do. 510 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,222 What's wrong with us, Lafayette? 511 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:13,600 You're a state-senator-fucking prostitute... 512 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:17,562 ...and l'm a bartender in a redneck bar who fucks her boss. 513 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:19,689 Who's in love with her best friend. 514 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,442 Here, just take another hit off this. 515 00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:30,784 Wait a minute. You slept with Sam? 516 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:36,122 You know what? He barks in his sleep. 517 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:40,460 -Oh, damn. White folks just all fucked up. -Yeah, that's what l said. 518 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:49,010 Hey, what's up, my brother? Hey. 519 00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:51,763 Oh, hell. 520 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:54,641 "Starbucks coming to Marthaville." 521 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:59,771 Wonder if l'm gonna break down and get a goddamn cappuccino machine. 522 00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:02,982 Hey. 523 00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:06,736 You know what l really wish would come to Marthaville? 524 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,406 Buffy. 525 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,950 Or Blade. 526 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:16,663 Or any one of those badass vampire killers who'd take care of Mr. Bill Compton. 527 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:18,665 That's what l wish. 528 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:22,335 You don't care about my problems at all, do you? 529 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:25,422 You just wanna play, huh? One-track mind. 530 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:28,800 Ready? Ready? Go. Go get it. 531 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:30,802 Marthaville's getting a Starbucks. 532 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:36,641 I cannot for the life of me see why anybody would spend $3 on a cup of coffee... 533 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:38,393 ...with too much milk. 534 00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:41,020 Arlene told me people are less calcium-deficient... 535 00:40:41,188 --> 00:40:45,191 ...than they used to be because of all the fancy coffee they drink nowadays. 536 00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:48,445 You know, I never thought of that, but it does make sense. 537 00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:57,871 Hey, Gran. 538 00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:02,459 Do you think I should continue seeing Bill? 539 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,336 Sookie... 540 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:07,922 ...l can't tell you that. 541 00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:13,553 I can tell you that l think he is a smart, handsome... 542 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,889 ...and very polite young man. 543 00:41:16,056 --> 00:41:19,058 But of course he's gonna show his best side to me... 544 00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:22,145 ...so that l won't stand in the way of his courting you. 545 00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:26,274 He scares me. 546 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:33,490 Well, it is scary opening your heart up to somebody. 547 00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:40,079 I think it's a little scarier with a vampire than with a regular guy. 548 00:41:40,789 --> 00:41:42,957 I suppose. 549 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:48,421 Bill is the first vampire l ever met that I know of. 550 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:51,841 Not scared that he would ever hurt me. 551 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:56,679 Scared because I don't know what he's thinking. 552 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:05,897 I would imagine that that wouldn't be such a bad thing for you... 553 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:09,609 ...with your...ability. 554 00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:24,332 You know, your grandfather used to know things. 555 00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:28,962 What things? 556 00:42:29,129 --> 00:42:32,799 If somebody was having money problems, running around behind their wife's back. 557 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:34,676 Sick. That kind of thing. 558 00:42:34,843 --> 00:42:37,929 Personal things they never would have told anybody about. 559 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:41,683 See, that's exactly it. If l don't stop myself from it... 560 00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:44,811 ...l hear everybody's deepest, darkest secrets. 561 00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:47,438 I'm sorry, that's just too much information. 562 00:42:47,606 --> 00:42:50,817 But then Earl's brother, your great-uncle Francis... 563 00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:53,570 ...came back from Korea in real bad shape. 564 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:56,614 All torn up from the things he'd seen. 565 00:42:57,283 --> 00:43:00,910 Earl knew he was thinking about killing himself. 566 00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:03,663 He went over there in the middle of the night one night. 567 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:07,166 Francis was just about to kick the chair out from underneath him. 568 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:10,670 Already had the noose around his neck. 569 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:14,007 But Earl talked him out of it. 570 00:43:16,635 --> 00:43:21,848 I just think there is a purpose for everything that God creates. 571 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:25,560 Whether it's a unique ability... 572 00:43:25,894 --> 00:43:29,355 ...or a cup of overpriced coffee with too much milk. 573 00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:30,648 Or a vampire. 574 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:36,738 God will reveal that purpose when the time is right. 575 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,541 Wait. 576 00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:52,629 I thought Great-Uncle Francis did kill himself, with a shotgun. 577 00:43:53,088 --> 00:43:56,674 Oh, yes, he did, but that was years later. 578 00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:06,392 Hold on, goddamn it. Shit. 579 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:08,645 What the damn fuck, huh? 580 00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:12,190 Well, hello, hotness. 581 00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:13,816 Lafayette, l need your help. 582 00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:18,863 I am so glad you finally recognized that truth. 583 00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:21,908 You're wearing gold pants. 584 00:44:25,704 --> 00:44:27,830 So, what you need? 585 00:44:29,583 --> 00:44:31,334 I.... 586 00:44:33,253 --> 00:44:35,004 Do you have any... 587 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:37,423 ...Viagra? 588 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,425 What? 589 00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:43,513 Viagra. Do you have any Viagra? 590 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,975 -No. -Seriously? 591 00:44:48,143 --> 00:44:51,771 -l thought you had everything. -Jason, puppy dog... 592 00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:53,731 ...Viagra is legal. 593 00:44:53,899 --> 00:44:55,441 You can buy it in the drugstore. 594 00:44:55,609 --> 00:44:58,903 Yeah, l know, but l need it now. 595 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:01,614 Don't you have anything that would--? 596 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:04,951 Give you wood so hard a saw couldn't cut through it? 597 00:45:05,327 --> 00:45:08,246 Yeah, that sounds good. l think. 598 00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:11,708 Yeah. l do. 599 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:14,877 -But it's very expensive. -Well, how much? 600 00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:18,965 -Six hundred a quarter of an ounce. -Get the fuck out of here. 601 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,467 What in the hell's worth that kind of money? 602 00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:38,985 When'd you start dealing V? 603 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:42,363 When I realized there was a market for it. 604 00:45:42,906 --> 00:45:46,284 Now, l don't want this getting out, motherfucker. Do you understand me? 605 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:48,327 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 606 00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:51,664 The vamps don't take kindly to the juice dispenser. 607 00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:53,166 Where'd you get it? 608 00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:58,671 Let's just say I have an arrangement with a certain life-challenged individual... 609 00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:02,717 ...who appreciate my multi-faceted talents. 610 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:04,677 Goddamn. 611 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:08,055 Is there anybody who isn't fucking vampires these days? 612 00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:09,932 Tell me something, lover. 613 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:11,976 Do you wanna get it up and keep it up... 614 00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:15,688 ...and have the best sex you have ever had for both you and your lady friend? 615 00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:17,023 Yes, yes, yes. 616 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:20,026 Take one, maybe two drops of this. No more. 617 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:21,235 Okay. 618 00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:25,782 Any more and things might get a little intense, and I don't mean in a good way. 619 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:36,334 Thanks, man. Appreciate it. 620 00:46:38,003 --> 00:46:40,546 Ain't nothing free in my world. 621 00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:44,884 Can l pay you later? I need to run to the bank. 622 00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:47,512 Motherfucker, who you think l am? 623 00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:50,056 Look, l don't run a layaway program. 624 00:46:51,099 --> 00:46:55,895 -And I ain't interested in instituting one. -Oh, come on, Lafayette. 625 00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:59,232 Isn't there some way you can let me pay you this afternoon? 626 00:47:01,401 --> 00:47:03,903 Goddamn it, l hate video cameras. 627 00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:07,156 You know how much you could make if you had your own website? 628 00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:09,575 Queens all over this world would pay good money... 629 00:47:09,743 --> 00:47:11,369 ...just to watch you jack off. 630 00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:15,581 -Hey, you said all I had to do was dance. -Okay. 631 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,419 Dance. 632 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:26,050 Is anybody gonna see this who knows me? 633 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,845 Probably. There's a lot of pervs in this town. 634 00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:31,931 Okay, no way. That's not cool, man. 635 00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:34,267 Look... 636 00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:36,102 ...do you want the V or not? 637 00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:41,107 Give me the fucking mask. 638 00:47:42,442 --> 00:47:44,569 That's my Jason. 639 00:47:48,615 --> 00:47:50,116 What the fuck? 640 00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:01,544 I like what you're working with. 641 00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:11,178 Shake that ass. 642 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:15,224 Oh, lover, you gonna make me clutch my pearls. 643 00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:42,728 -Hello? -Hey, Sookie, it's Sam. 644 00:49:42,896 --> 00:49:45,231 -Could you do me a favor? -Sure, maybe. 645 00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:49,360 I'm set to open for lunch in 20 minutes and Dawn still hasn't shown up for her shift. 646 00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:51,988 Oh, Sam, I really need my day off. 647 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,572 I'm not asking you to come in. 648 00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:57,910 I just need you to run by Dawn's and wake her up. She probably overslept. 649 00:49:58,078 --> 00:49:59,745 Okay. 650 00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:13,968 Dawn? 651 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:16,929 It's me, Sookie. 652 00:50:18,473 --> 00:50:19,598 Honey, you overslept. 653 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:34,613 Dawn? 654 00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:40,119 Are you here?