1 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:14,388 Help! Somebody, please! 2 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:22,354 Sweetie. 3 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:26,608 What did you get yourself into? 4 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:34,908 What the fuck? 5 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:38,704 Oh, my God, Jason. Oh, my God. 6 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:41,290 It's okay. 7 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:44,168 Like hell it is! Look at her. She is definitely not okay. 8 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:46,462 Beating on me ain't gonna change anything none. 9 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:49,131 Darling, l heard yelling. 10 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:54,928 Sweet Lord in heaven, no. 11 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:05,647 -What did you do? -Me? 12 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:08,150 I found her, Miss Lebvre. He-- He just got here. 13 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,319 I saw you last night, Jason Stackhouse. 14 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:13,739 I heard y'all fighting, then she took a shot at you and you ran off. 15 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,324 And now she's dead. 16 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:20,120 -Jason? -Yeah. We had a fight. 17 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,872 But l came here to apologize. 18 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,583 She fired a gun at you, and you come back to apologize? 19 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:28,921 Sook. l didn't do this. You gotta believe me. 20 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,423 Well, l'm calling the police. 21 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,759 Then call them. 22 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,347 I had nothing to do with this. 23 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:23,577 I don't get it. 24 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,955 She was so pretty. 25 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:30,918 Well, maybe it was just her time. 26 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,295 She was only 23 years old. 27 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,048 Ain't no 23-year-old in the world whose time has come. 28 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,176 Hey, y'all. What'd I miss? 29 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:44,306 -Dawn's dead, Mama. -l know. What a shame. 30 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,308 Who they got in there? 31 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,060 Jason and Sookie Stackhouse. 32 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,563 She found the body, but it sounds like they think he might have done it. 33 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:52,898 Well, he didn't. 34 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,651 -Well, then who did? -l don't know. 35 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:57,945 Probably the same person that killed Maudette. 36 00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:59,321 I tell you one thing, man. 37 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:03,492 We too small a town to be losing girls one after the other like this. 38 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:07,663 -Whoever it is, I hope they fry the fuck. -Rene. 39 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,082 Pardon my language, Miss Maxine. 40 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:14,503 No need to apologize, Rene. We're all excited. 41 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:19,174 To be a fly on the wall in that apartment right now. 42 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:26,306 And l realize you've been through a lot, and you're scared. 43 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:29,643 But l need you to try and remember when you got here... 44 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,688 ...was the door open or just unlocked? 45 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:35,983 Open, I think. 46 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:43,198 Pisses me off the way she keeps calling me "Andy," everyone calls Bud "sheriff." 47 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:48,203 Why can't they call me "detective"? When am I gonna get some respect around here? 48 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:51,331 Would you look at that? A fine pair of perfect, natural breasts. 49 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:54,876 I'd have laid down money that they were fake. Well done, God. 50 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:58,171 Though and then, not so well done, letting her die like you did. 51 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:02,551 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck am l gonna do? I already got out of this once. 52 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:06,388 No way they gonna let me walk again. And I'm too damn pretty to go to prison. 53 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,223 Sookie. 54 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,100 Sorry, what was the question? 55 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,644 Is that the exact position you found her in? 56 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,731 I covered her up with a sheet, but I don't think l touched her. 57 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:17,357 I wish you hadn't done that. 58 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:20,819 Next time we find a friend of mine dead, I'll try to remember that. 59 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,405 I keep waiting for this heat to break, but it won't. 60 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:26,742 -lt's stubborn, this summer we're having. -Oh, I know. 61 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:32,581 "I feel like a cat on a hot tin roof." 62 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,249 That's from a play. 63 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:39,421 Well, l sure could use a beer right now, me. Y'all want some? 64 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,423 -lf you're gonna get one. -Bring me one. 65 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,634 While you're in there, would you mind rustling up a bucket of ice? 66 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:47,888 And those nice plastic cups we got at the Super Save-A-Bunch. 67 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,349 -Yeah. -And maybe some of those paper doilies. 68 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,601 Lord, woman, what's with you and them doilies? 69 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:55,020 Doilies are to protect the table. We outside. 70 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,731 They might wanna put them down on the car or something. 71 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:01,234 -Just bring the doilies, please. -Fine. 72 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:05,030 If all conversations end with them saying "fine"... 73 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,199 ...why do they bother putting up a fight? 74 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,286 This fight you heard Dawn and Jason having... 75 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,205 ...were you able to make any of it out? 76 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:17,459 Just the tail end, right before the gunshot. He called her... 77 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:18,794 ...a very bad word. 78 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,548 What was that word? 79 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:28,095 Well, it starts with a B. 80 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:30,597 I see. 81 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:34,768 Okay. 82 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:40,190 -That'll be all. Thank you, Miss Lebvre. -Oh, you're welcome, Andy, dear. 83 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:44,820 No one dignified would die without your underwear on in the first place. 84 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,823 -Sure? -Yeah. 85 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:52,327 Sookie, here. 86 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,045 God. 87 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,136 Hey. Hey. 88 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:12,806 If you're gonna make me wait in the car, can you at least turn on the a.c.? 89 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,474 I know you can hear me. 90 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,855 Fuck. 91 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:28,822 Oh, fuck. 92 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:52,554 Couldn't hear me yelling? Car's hotter than hell. 93 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:53,722 Shut up. 94 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:05,859 -Thank you, Sookie. We'll be in touch. -Bud, let's roll before l melt in here. 95 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,320 Stop. Mama, I don't need any sunblock. 96 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,281 Oh, please, Hoyt, if anyone needs sun block, it's you. 97 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:14,618 Your skin's whiter than Desitin. 98 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:17,245 Mama, l'm gonna move out. I swear it, I will. 99 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:20,957 No, you won't. Now get down so l can get your neck. 100 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,429 Came as soon as I heard. 101 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:47,776 I'm sorry you had to be the one to find her. 102 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:51,279 It was gonna be somebody. Right? 103 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,074 I guess. 104 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,912 Oh, l tell you, Sook... 105 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:03,667 ...sometimes l don't even recognize this world we're living in. 106 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,796 -l mean, goddamn it. -Be careful, now. 107 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,382 God didn't do this. 108 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,802 --vampires. There's no way.... 109 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:17,097 You think maybe I should shut down the bar for the day? 110 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:21,309 All that'd do is deny people a good, stiff drink on the day they could use it the most. 111 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:24,729 -Yeah, but-- -l know it's supposed to be my day off... 112 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:29,025 ...but the last thing I need right now is time alone with my thoughts. 113 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,070 All right, then. 114 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:34,030 We'll open. 115 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:38,201 I may be late, though. I gotta swing by home and tell Gran what's going on. 116 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,328 It's Bon Temps, she already knows. 117 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:41,496 Still... 118 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,333 ...with Jason and everything-- 119 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,752 -Excuse me, are you Mr. Merlotte? -Yeah. 120 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,338 Detective in charge tells me you're the landlord. 121 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:51,673 That's right. 122 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:55,051 We need to get in the victim's storage unit, but we don't have a key. 123 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:58,179 If you could find one, it'd be a big help right about now. 124 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:07,480 Miss? Could you please let us by? 125 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:16,197 Hey, Sookie. Meet Neil Jones, my new apprentice. 126 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,825 He's from Kentucky. 127 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:22,746 Hi. 128 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:25,957 Lift, kid. Come on, lift. 129 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:31,713 You don't have to be too careful. Ain't gonna hurt her. Okay. 130 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:46,394 So you had a fight, she took a shot at you with a gun, and you just left? 131 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:50,565 Didn't see her again till you showed up with flowers and found her dead this morning? 132 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,068 That's my story, and it ain't gonna change. 133 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,320 Except it just did change. 134 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:59,074 You just admitted you're the one who found her, not Sookie. 135 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,369 No, I didn't. 136 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:06,998 You're trying to trick me. It don't count if I get tricked. 137 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,084 Does it? 138 00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:14,339 Make you hot, Jason? Killing girls and sticking it to them? 139 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,926 -No. -See, l think it does. 140 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,844 I think it turns you on. 141 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:22,097 Sounds to me like it turns you on. 142 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:29,354 Tell me, is that how you do it? Kill them then fuck them? 143 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,272 Or do you fuck them and then kill them? 144 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,024 Or I know. 145 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:39,364 You strangle them as you're fucking them, don't you, you sick fuck? 146 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:43,451 How many other women you done this to besides Dawn and Maudette? 147 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,621 Maudette? I-- l didn't.... 148 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,458 I gotta use the bathroom. 149 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:55,130 Man's gotta pee, Andy. 150 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,925 -Bathroom? Bathroom? -lt's over there. 151 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,451 Son of a bitch. 152 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,244 You shouldn't have laughed. 153 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,496 What are you talking about? 154 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:32,000 When he came at me with that crack about me being the one turned on... 155 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,295 -...you shouldn't have laughed. -l guess it just struck me as funny. 156 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,256 You were working so hard on him, and l don't think he did it. 157 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,676 What the fuck? 158 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,183 We got two dead girls and this dumb fuck admits... 159 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,603 ...to sleeping with both of them within hours before they were killed. 160 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:55,190 Yeah, and both our dead girls got bit by vampires too. 161 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:58,443 Far as l can tell, Stackhouse don't have fangs. 162 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,716 What the hell you doing in there, Stackhouse? 163 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,803 I'll be out in a minute. 164 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,846 What the fuck was that? 165 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,480 Fuck, you gotta be shitting me. 166 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:47,575 Hold on! 167 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,579 I said, hold on. l'll be there. 168 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,249 Sheriff Dearborne. Andy. 169 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,000 I hear you guys brought Jason in. 170 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,419 -So? -You charging him with anything? 171 00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,630 -Not yet, no. -Asking him some questions. 172 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,925 I assume he's been properly Mirandized, then. 173 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:09,639 Please tell me you informed him he has a right to have an attorney present. 174 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:13,893 Maybe. Doesn't matter though, because he's got you here now. 175 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,020 Was that funny because I'm a woman... 176 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,524 -...or because I'm a black woman? -l thought it was funny, you know... 177 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,443 ...because you can talk like a lawyer but you ain't one. 178 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:26,114 How do you know all this anyway? You been taking night classes? 179 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:29,534 School is for white people looking for other white people to read to them. 180 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,287 I figure I save my money and read to myself. 181 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,792 -Tara. -l'm getting you out of here. 182 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,254 -Like hell you are. -You charging him with anything? 183 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:46,467 -She's right. We can't hold him. -He can't even say where he was last night. 184 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,720 Least he could've done was make shit up. 185 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,723 Listen, l told you where l was. I was home alone. Sleeping. 186 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,642 You never sleep alone, Stackhouse, and you know it. 187 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:58,146 -Guys, he was with me. -What's this, now? 188 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,524 If y'all were together last night, how come he don't seem to know? 189 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,902 I asked him not to tell anybody about us. 190 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,779 He's surprised to hear me being the one blabbing about it. 191 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,656 Aren't you, baby? 192 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,825 Yeah. 193 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,871 Wha--? You buying this? 194 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:18,917 People think because we got vampires out in the open, race isn't the issue no more. 195 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:22,045 You ever see the way folks look at mixed couples in this town? 196 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,339 Race may not be the hot-button issue it once was... 197 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,299 ...but it's still a button you can push. 198 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,468 -Would you be willing to go on record? -Yes. 199 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:32,013 -Understanding you're lying, you'd be guilt-- -Perjury. I know. 200 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,474 You got a Bible? I'll swear on it right here. 201 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:39,270 Jason and l were together last night and it was a beautiful thing. 202 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,611 Okay. You're free to go. 203 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,780 Jesus. 204 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,992 -Come on, baby. Let's take you home. -Okay, baby. 205 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,002 Hey, Gran. 206 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,213 -l heard. -About Jason too? 207 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,592 -He didn't do it, you know. -l know. 208 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:14,138 Jason may be many things, but he is not a murderer. 209 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,348 I know. 210 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:19,060 The thing is though, Sookie, in all the years that I've lived in Bon Temps... 211 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,313 ...l can't recall but two, maybe three murders. 212 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:26,859 And now there are two in one week. People are not gonna stand for it. 213 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:30,571 And if the police can't find the person who did it, they're gonna find Jason. 214 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:33,074 -He needs your help. -Gran, how am l supposed to--? 215 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,326 You use the gift God gave you. 216 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,997 Listen in on people, keep your ears open. You're bound to hear something. 217 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,290 It's got nothing to do with my ears. 218 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:47,255 Whatever it is you use to listen, use it. He is your brother, Sookie. 219 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,675 Okay. 220 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,637 Good girl. 221 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,485 Would you come and pick up your fucking orders--? 222 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,072 --killed Dawn, l wonder if he had sex with her or not. 223 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,782 Seems like a waste if he didn't. 224 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,285 She sure was pretty. Never even looked at me. 225 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,580 Can't get that letter in Cosmo out of my head. "How much better... 226 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:24,625 ...could an orgasm with a vampire be?" l wonder, is it that much better? 227 00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:27,128 What the hell is this world coming to? 228 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,922 Dead fucks, niggers and regular folk all living together. 229 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,967 lf God wanted it like this, he'd have made us look the same. 230 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,053 Maybe these really are the end times. 231 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,138 I don't know what everybody's upset about. 232 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,849 These whores had it coming, hanging out in vampire bars. 233 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:43,394 -That ain't natural, and it ain't safe. -You seem sad that girl is dead. 234 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:47,315 I wonder if y'all were friends. If you were, that means you're probably next. 235 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,775 Fucking fang-bangers are crazy, every last one of you. 236 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,443 Thank you. Fucking fang-bangers are crazy, every last one of you. 237 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,571 Just like those women who write love letters to serial killers in prison. 238 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,489 Hey. I asked for ranch dressing with these fries. Just like those women who write love letters to serial killers in prison. 239 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,408 Hey. I asked for ranch dressing with these fries. 240 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,410 Two margaritas. 241 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,872 That Dawn sure left us high and dry, didn't she? 242 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,333 It's not like she meant not to be here. 243 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,336 No, but if she didn't spend her nights off... 244 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,589 ...at that vamp bar in Shreveport, she still would be. 245 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:16,302 Did I just hear you right, Arlene? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 246 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,180 Please. Ain't there a part of you think she had it coming? 247 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,558 No, not a single part. And l'm taking your ranch. 248 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,393 Hey. 249 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,107 -You're late. -Sorry, boss. 250 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:37,406 Hey, listen, we should probably talk. 251 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,035 About last night? 252 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,204 What about last night? 253 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,873 You're gonna make this hard on me, aren't you? 254 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,251 Actually, no, I'm gonna make it very, very easy. 255 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,378 Nothing happened between us last night. 256 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,673 And if anybody asks, you didn't see me at all, okay? 257 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,217 I'm telling people I spent the night with Jason. 258 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,553 -Jason Stackhouse? -Yes. 259 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,054 I was with Jason last night. 260 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:03,683 And if you say different, they're gonna haul both our asses into jail. 261 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,518 You lied to the police for him? 262 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,979 Shit, Tara. 263 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,858 I know you carry a torch for the guy, but I don't get it, l really don't. 264 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,985 There's more to Jason than meets the eye. 265 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,987 Deep down he is a very good person. 266 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,826 Oh, yeah. 267 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,803 Fuck! 268 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,433 Go fucking down. 269 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,904 Oh, come on. 270 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,741 Come on. 271 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,952 In Iraq today, 1 0 U.S. Marines were killed when a-- 272 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,959 Motherfucker. 273 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,635 Oh, baby. 274 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,805 My sweet, sweet baby. 275 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,102 Hey, baby. 276 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:31,979 Sure is too bad about Dawn. 277 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:36,234 I already miss the way her butt used to hang out of the bottom of her shorts. 278 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,612 Have mercy on you, Sookie Stackhouse. I hope that brother of yours... 279 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,573 ...gets what he deserves and he fries for what he's done. 280 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,659 Crying shame is what it is. 281 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,119 This place ain't gonna be the same without Dawn. 282 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:51,374 She had the prettiest, nicest smile. Why was I so scared to talk to her? 283 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,834 Now l'll never know what her voice sounded like. 284 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:57,338 I bet it sounded like angels and parakeets mixed together. 285 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,632 Hoyt Fortenberry. 286 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:04,095 I just wanted to say thank you. 287 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,265 For.... For what? 288 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:15,606 Okay. All right then. 289 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,779 Jason, you look me in the eye and you tell me the truth. 290 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,199 -Did you kill Dawn? -What? No. 291 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,451 Jesus, Sook. 292 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,414 Look, when Maudette died... 293 00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:34,375 ...l thought l might've done it, and it turned out l didn't. 294 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,794 With Dawn, I don't even think l might've done it. 295 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,088 -So I know I didn't. -You swear? 296 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,300 The way you're acting, seems like you want it to be me. 297 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,928 Sorry. Gran asked me to listen in on folks, see if l can't clear your name. 298 00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:48,222 And sometimes it's hard-- 299 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,726 I gotta stop you. lt sounds like you're revving up for a long one. 300 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:55,688 And l really need to see Lafayette. I'll talk to you later. 301 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,192 What the fuck, Lafayette? 302 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,361 I'm busy. What's your problem? 303 00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:06,490 My problem is my dick. It's been hard since 3:00. 304 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,826 Something ain't right with that vamp blood-- 305 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,244 Will you shut the fuck up? 306 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,621 -Sorry. -Watch your loud ass. 307 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,041 Ain't nothing wrong with the shit I sold you. 308 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,001 What the hell is it? 309 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,379 -How much you take? -The whole thing. 310 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,552 You took the whole thing? 311 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:27,928 You a dizzy motherfucker. 312 00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:32,058 I said one drop, two max, and you took the whole thing? 313 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:35,895 Look, l was in the backseat of a cop car, I had it on me, and l panicked, okay? 314 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:39,065 Give me something to make it go away. I don't care what it costs. 315 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:42,610 Ain't no antidote to V, boyfriend. 316 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:50,284 When my grandpa was alive, he had gout. 317 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:57,375 And he said just the weight of a sheet on his big toe was too much to bear. 318 00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:01,921 So help me God, that's exactly what this feels like. 319 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:05,299 Maybe you should try rubbing one out. 320 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,134 Were you listening to me? 321 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:10,763 I got gout of the dick. 322 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,894 Vampire. 323 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,896 What's he doing in here? 324 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,156 Any fries for you? 325 00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:37,665 What you want? 326 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,210 May I have a bottle of O-negative, please? 327 00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:43,671 A-negative's all we got. 328 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,590 -A-negative then. -Okay. 329 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:50,010 Pretty crowded in here tonight. Something going on? 330 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:56,684 Sam just bought a case. We got O-neg and A-neg. Plenty of each. 331 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,686 Fuck him. I'm giving him A. 332 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:01,772 And don't microwave it neither. He can have it cold. 333 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,024 You are so bad. 334 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:13,784 Are we out of O? 335 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,537 Blood is blood. What difference does it make? 336 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,873 He prefers O. 337 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,583 I'll take it to him if you like. 338 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,627 Well, good. He gives me the creeps. 339 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,345 -Come on. -Where are we going? 340 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,897 You know my friend who works here? Dawn? 341 00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:45,649 -Someone killed her last night. -How? 342 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:48,235 -Say you're sorry. -Excuse me? 343 00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:51,155 You wanna learn to fit in? You gotta say you're sorry. 344 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,617 You don't even have to mean it. Lord knows they don't most of the time. 345 00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:56,410 I am sorry. 346 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,705 Thank you. Anyway, I'm the one who found her. 347 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:02,124 Strangled. Cops think it was my brother. 348 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:05,878 -Was it? -No, he's not capable of it. 349 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:09,924 I've been around long enough to know anyone is capable ofjust about anything. 350 00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,175 He didn't do it. 351 00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,262 So l've been listening in on people's thoughts... 352 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,556 ...hoping I might hear something to clear him. 353 00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:20,601 Apparently there's this vampire bar where Maudette and Dawn... 354 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,604 ...used to hang out at in Shreveport. You know it? 355 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,856 Fangtasia. 356 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:28,692 Fangtasia? 357 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,570 You have to remember that most vampires are very old. 358 00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:34,114 Puns used to be the highest form of humor. 359 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:41,330 Well, l was thinking if I went there I could do some sniffing around. 360 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:43,374 You think maybe you can take me? 361 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,627 -How about tonight? -The sooner the better. 362 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,630 I just gotta tell Sam l'm leaving, and run home and change. 363 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,967 -Meet you there. -Thank you. 364 00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:58,222 Bill, I'm asking you this as a friend, okay? This is not a date. 365 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,140 Fine. 366 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:05,646 -lt's not a date. l'm serious. -As am l. 367 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:17,616 Hey, Sam? 368 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:21,245 Is it all right if l take the rest of the night off? 369 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:22,997 Why? 370 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:25,332 I need to go to that vampire bar in Shreveport. 371 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,794 So l can snoop around and see if l can clear my brother's name. 372 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,964 Mr. Compton was kind enough to agree to take me. 373 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,174 Mr. Compton? 374 00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:38,345 Oh, Jesus. Sookie, you gonna get yourself killed, you know that? 375 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:40,347 I'll be fine. 376 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:42,683 Baby, the fact that you think you'll be fine... 377 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,185 ...only proves just how not fine you're gonna be. 378 00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:49,106 Vampires think about one thing, and one thing only: 379 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:51,734 Drinking your blood. 380 00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:53,360 Like humans aren't bloodthirsty? 381 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,405 People wanna see my brother hang for a crime he didn't commit. 382 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:59,867 -ls that what you want? -No, I'm not saying don't help your brother. 383 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:02,411 I thought you were for the Vampire Rights Amendment. 384 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,913 I think they should be able to have their own bars. 385 00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:08,375 -l just don't think people ought to go there. -Separate but equal? 386 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:11,629 I don't give a shit about equal. We can give them more than we got. 387 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:13,547 Just so long as everything's separate. 388 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:17,551 Well, l'm sorry you feel that way. But l'm going. 389 00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:22,056 Well, l can't stop you. 390 00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:25,225 No. You can't. 391 00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:49,917 Penny for your thoughts. 392 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:52,336 I thought you liked not knowing what I'm thinking. 393 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,755 Most of the time l do. 394 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,258 You won't care for it. 395 00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:01,011 That doesn't mean I don't wanna know. 396 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:07,184 You look like vampire bait. 397 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:10,270 What's that supposed to mean? 398 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:16,360 I promised your grandmother no harm would come to you at Fangtasia tonight. 399 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:21,240 I'm not sure l'm gonna be able to keep that promise with you dressed like this. 400 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:26,161 So are you saying you think I look nice? 401 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:31,166 Doesn't matter what l think. This isn't a date, remember? 402 00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:45,556 This ain't a part of my job description, goddamn it. 403 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,142 -Don't turn around. -What--? 404 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:52,146 -l said, don't look at me. -What the hell are you doing? 405 00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:56,233 I think I might have OD'd. 406 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,236 Oh, my God. On what? 407 00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:04,450 -V . -You're doing V now? 408 00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,410 It was my first time. 409 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,830 Where on earth did you come across V in this town? 410 00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:11,290 Lafayette. 411 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:16,962 My cousin is dealing vampire blood now? Goddamn idiot. 412 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:20,132 At least that explains why I walked in on you dancing around... 413 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,801 ...in that Laura Bush mask yesterday. 414 00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:26,513 Because I gotta tell you, without a reason, that was some fucked up shit. 415 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,477 All right, let me see it. 416 00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:34,146 How long have you had the erection? 417 00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:36,982 -Well, how do you know? -l read. 418 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:40,486 You're not the first vain-ass, body-conscious ex-jock to overdo the V... 419 00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:42,821 ...and wind up with an acute case of priapism. 420 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:44,865 -Pria-- What? -Priapism. 421 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:48,202 Now, lift the rib eye and let me see what we're dealing with. 422 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:59,338 -Whoa, J-- Jason, that's.... -Yeah, it's bad, ain't it? 423 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,465 We gotta get you to a hospital now. 424 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:05,677 -No. No. No hospitals. No way. -Do you wanna keep your dick or not? 425 00:30:26,115 --> 00:30:28,575 Bill, haven't seen you in a while. 426 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:32,579 -l'm mainstreaming. -Good for you. Who's the doll? 427 00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:36,542 -Pam, this is Sookie. Sookie, this is Pam. -Pleased to meet you. 428 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,798 -Can l see your lD? -Oh. Sure. 429 00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:46,677 How funny. Who'd have thought? Getting carded at a vampire bar. 430 00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:50,222 I can no longer tell human ages. 431 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:54,685 We must be careful we serve no minors, in any capacity. 432 00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:02,192 Twenty-five, huh? How sweet it is. 433 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:10,450 Oh, l don't know. Is there a large? 434 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:14,204 This feels a little bit like what vampire bar would look like... 435 00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,124 ...if it were a-- A ride at Disney World. 436 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,959 Well, don't get too comfortable. 437 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:22,462 It tends to get more authentic as the night wears on. 438 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,303 Can l get you something to drink? 439 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,805 Please. 440 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,437 How's it going, Bill? 441 00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:40,480 -Hey. -Hey, darling. 442 00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:41,690 Very well. 443 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:45,986 -l'll say it is. This your meal for tonight? -This is my friend Sookie. 444 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,447 -Sookie, Longshadow. -Nice to meet you. 445 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:56,163 -l'll have a gin and tonic, please. -And I'll have a bottle of O-negative. 446 00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,335 Sookie here, would like to know... 447 00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:04,546 ...if she could ask you a few questions. Would this be acceptable? 448 00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:08,675 I just have a couple of pictures I'd love you to take a look at. 449 00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:10,844 Do you recognize either of these women? 450 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:13,013 Yeah, l've seen them both here before. 451 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:16,850 Great, thank you. Do you also happen to remember who they hung around with? 452 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:21,188 That's something we don't notice here. You won't either. 453 00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:25,984 Okay, then. Thank you. I appreciate you taking the time. 454 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:30,364 This one, she wanted to die. 455 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:33,825 How do you know? 456 00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:38,163 Everyone who comes here does, in their own way. 457 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:40,499 That's who we are: Death. 458 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,731 Oh, my God. He's so powerful. So beautiful. 459 00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:07,109 The closer l step, the more beautiful he gets. 460 00:33:07,276 --> 00:33:11,530 You can do this. Just walk up there and offer yourself to him-- 461 00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:14,241 How's your drink? 462 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:18,662 A gin and tonic's pretty much a gin and tonic, no matter where you drink it. 463 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,664 I know exactly what you mean. 464 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:30,590 Who's that? 465 00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,843 Oh, you noticed him, did you? 466 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:36,263 -No, it's not like that. l just-- -Everyone does. 467 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,849 That's Eric. 468 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:42,436 He's the oldest thing in this bar. 469 00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:53,947 Hi. 470 00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,868 I'm Taryn. 471 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:03,623 Still think you're in Disney World? 472 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:12,507 You say that this has never happened to you before? 473 00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:14,426 No, sir. 474 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:18,388 Well, no sign of hypertension. 475 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:24,478 I'm gonna ask a question, son, and I'm gonna need you to be honest with me. 476 00:34:24,645 --> 00:34:26,480 Have you taken any drugs today? 477 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,818 No. No, that's a negative. 478 00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:33,153 So no marijuana, then? 479 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,073 How about cocaine? 480 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,908 -Meth? -No. 481 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,744 -Vampire blood? -What? 482 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:44,206 Hell, that's sick. I mean, to even suggest that is-- 483 00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:47,501 Yeah, yeah, you'd never do anything like that. 484 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:51,463 All right. Let's have a look. 485 00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:56,510 Oh, boy. Sure glad l'm not you. 486 00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,680 It looks kind of like an eggplant... 487 00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:04,559 ...what with that color and the way it's all swollen up at the end. 488 00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:06,478 Can you fix it? 489 00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:08,688 Ordinarily we like to treat this in stages. 490 00:35:08,856 --> 00:35:13,193 First, and least radical, being an injection of anti-inflammatory drugs into the penis. 491 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:20,534 A needle in my dick? That's the least radical thing you can do? 492 00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:22,953 It is, yes. But you've progressed to the point... 493 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,705 ...where I don't think you'd benefit from that at all. 494 00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:27,707 In my opinion, we need to aspirate. 495 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,878 I need to drain the blood out of your penis. 496 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:42,055 Okay, l'll leave you to it. 497 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:44,891 Where are you going? 498 00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:48,603 Look, l will admit to sometimes having a sick curiosity about medical shit... 499 00:35:48,771 --> 00:35:50,730 ...but l ain't that fucking curious. 500 00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:55,402 Tara, stay with me? 501 00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:00,949 I ain't never gonna be the same after this. 502 00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:03,743 -You're not? -Are you ready, son? 503 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,746 Ain't you gonna put me out? 504 00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:09,916 I don't think we can afford the time it would take to sedate you. 505 00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:12,586 Without knowing what other substances you've taken... 506 00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:16,423 ...l don't wanna risk a drug interaction. Now, just lean on back there for me. 507 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,300 There you go. 508 00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:21,178 -Tara? -lt's-- lt's gonna be okay. 509 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:23,263 You gotta breathe, though. 510 00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:32,689 All right, then. You're gonna feel a stick in three, two-- 511 00:36:48,831 --> 00:36:50,582 Sam? 512 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:54,461 I hate to ask, but would you mind walking me to my car tonight? 513 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,421 No problem. 514 00:36:56,589 --> 00:37:02,010 Arlene, don't hate to ask. Not with what's been going on. 515 00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:04,095 Well, l ain't never been with no vampire. 516 00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:09,809 But still, you know, you can't be too safe, you know? 517 00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:13,438 -Get the lights for me, would you? -Okay. 518 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:25,450 It used to be, living in a small town and knowing everybody in it... 519 00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:28,328 ...you knew you were safe. It's a new day now. 520 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:30,413 Don't l know it. 521 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,669 How come no one fucked me? I got a dog collar too. 522 00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:38,672 Morticia, how'd you like me to rip that tape off your tits? 523 00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,715 It ain't gay if a guy's a vampire, is it? 524 00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:43,760 I'm gonna get kicked out of my frat if l don't fuck a vampire. 525 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:46,471 You able to pick up anything? 526 00:37:46,722 --> 00:37:50,558 All anyone's thinking about here is sex, sex, sex. 527 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:54,104 One needn't be telepathic to pick up on that. 528 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:09,869 Don't say, "uh-oh." Vampires are not supposed to say "uh-oh." 529 00:38:10,746 --> 00:38:13,748 It's Eric. He's scanned you twice. He's going to summon us. 530 00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:17,043 -He can do that? -Oh, yeah. 531 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:38,064 Bill Compton. lt has been a while. 532 00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:42,402 -Yes, well, I've been-- -Mainstreaming. 533 00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,238 I heard. 534 00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:52,495 I see that is going well for you. 535 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:55,582 Yes, of course, sorry. Eric, this is my friend-- 536 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,917 -Sookie Stackhouse. -How do you know my name? 537 00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:01,504 I never forget a pretty face. You're in my vault. 538 00:39:02,089 --> 00:39:05,633 Great. That's just great. 539 00:39:05,801 --> 00:39:07,344 It's nice to meet you. 540 00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:10,764 -Well, aren't you sweet. -Not really. 541 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:22,275 I understand you've been asking questions about some of my customers. 542 00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:23,443 Yes, l have. 543 00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:26,571 If you have anything to ask, you should ask it of me. 544 00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:29,074 Alrighty. 545 00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:32,786 You recognize either one of these girls? 546 00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:44,214 This one offered herself to me. 547 00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:47,801 But l found her too pathetic for my attentions. 548 00:39:50,304 --> 00:39:52,597 Now, this one, however... 549 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,434 ...l have tasted. 550 00:39:58,145 --> 00:40:01,231 -l remember them both. -On account of the vault? 551 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:06,486 Never had either of them, though. They weren't really my type. 552 00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:11,866 Well, thank you very much. That is all your time l need to take. 553 00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:14,411 I'm not finished with you yet. 554 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:18,206 Please... 555 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,083 ...sit. 556 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:29,926 So, Bill... 557 00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:33,012 ...are you quite attached to your friend? 558 00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:34,514 She is mine. 559 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:37,684 Yes. l am his. 560 00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:41,354 Well, what a pity for me. 561 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,359 Sit with us. 562 00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:52,532 We have catching up to do, you and l. It has been too long. 563 00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:55,326 Yes. 564 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:05,128 Where the fuck are they? My backup was supposed to be here 1 5 minutes ago. 565 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:08,047 I can't handle a raid on my own. These fucking vampires-- 566 00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:09,674 We have to get out of here. 567 00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:12,302 -Sookie. -Cops are coming. There's gonna be a raid. 568 00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:15,972 -Tell me you're not an undercover cop. -l'm not but that man in the hat is. 569 00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:18,558 Even if you're right, we do nothing illegal here. 570 00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:22,228 Go ahead and do it. Open me up. I don't care, make me feel something. 571 00:41:22,396 --> 00:41:25,732 There's a vampire in the ladies' room with that man you kicked before. 572 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,568 -She's feeding on him. -How do you know this? 573 00:41:29,403 --> 00:41:31,738 Police! Police! 574 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:34,574 -Freeze! -Don't move! 575 00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:35,909 Follow me. 576 00:41:36,535 --> 00:41:38,495 Hands where l can see them. 577 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:45,752 I enjoyed meeting you, Miss Stackhouse. You will come again. 578 00:41:55,346 --> 00:42:04,229 Tara. 579 00:42:04,396 --> 00:42:07,607 -Sookie. -You get your ugly self down here. 580 00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:12,028 -Hey, Tara. Sookie ain't home. -No, just please let me in, okay? 581 00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:14,531 -l'm gonna crack you one-- -Don't let her in. 582 00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:16,115 Is there a problem here? 583 00:42:16,283 --> 00:42:18,368 You bet your tiny white ass there's a problem. 584 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:22,372 -Little bitch hid my Captain Morgan. -l didn't hide it, Mom. I threw it out. 585 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,832 -Don't. -Look, my Gran's at the market... 586 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,669 ...and l ain't supposed to let anyone in while she's gone. 587 00:42:27,836 --> 00:42:30,463 -You let her in. -Well, l know her. 588 00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:31,673 Mama, let him go. 589 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,885 Maybe I should call Sheriff Dearborne, so he can come out here and throw you in jail. 590 00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:39,472 Where l guarantee ain't no Captain Morgan gonna be waiting for you. 591 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:47,897 This ain't over. 592 00:43:04,456 --> 00:43:05,748 Can we turn this down? 593 00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:11,671 What language are they speaking, anyhow? 594 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,673 Cambodian. 595 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:16,884 You don't like it? 596 00:43:18,387 --> 00:43:23,182 You think we can pull over for a minute? I need things to stop. 597 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:26,519 Sure. 598 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:42,952 I just need a couple minutes of quiet and then we can go. 599 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,247 Well, l'm in no hurry. You take your time. 600 00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:51,294 I'm sorry if l got you into any trouble tonight. 601 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:57,175 Don't apologize. We vampires are always in some kind of trouble. 602 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,680 And l'd prefer to be in it with you. 603 00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:14,901 Oh, this can't be happening. 604 00:44:23,952 --> 00:44:24,994 Open up. 605 00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:28,206 Open the window and let me do the talking, okay? 606 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:34,087 -Hello, officer. -Evening, miss. 607 00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:39,634 -What are you two doing out this late? -Driving home from a date. 608 00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:44,597 We were raiding a bar not too far from here. Y'all coming from there by any chance? 609 00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:46,933 No. Not us. 610 00:44:49,144 --> 00:44:52,522 It's called Fangtasia. That ring any bells? 611 00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:57,610 How about you, son? You seem awful quiet. 612 00:44:57,861 --> 00:44:59,779 Don't you talk? 613 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:03,991 I'm a man of few words. 614 00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:07,745 "A man of few words." l like that. 615 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:12,291 Let me just shine this light here on your neck, miss... 616 00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:14,293 ...if you don't mind. 617 00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:21,134 Not at all. 618 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:27,181 Why don't you ask her if you can shine it between her legs? 619 00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:29,892 -Excuse me. -Bill. 620 00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:35,148 Vampires sometimes like to feed from the femoral artery. 621 00:45:35,315 --> 00:45:39,026 The blood flows more freely down there... 622 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:42,655 ...so one doesn't have to suck as hard. 623 00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,241 Or so l've been told. 624 00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:58,963 I like your gun. lt's a beautiful weapon. 625 00:46:00,215 --> 00:46:02,175 Thank you. 626 00:46:04,344 --> 00:46:06,971 -May I have it? -Bill, l want you to stop this right now. 627 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:08,681 Sure. 628 00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:11,100 I guess. 629 00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:15,521 Nice. 630 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,858 It's heavier than l imagined. 631 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:24,447 -ls it loaded? -Well, yes. Yes, it is. 632 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:28,201 -Yeah. -Bill, you are freaking me out. 633 00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:32,121 Now, you listen to me, officer. 634 00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:38,294 I do not take kindly to you shining your light in the eyes of my female companion. 635 00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:46,385 And as I have more than 1 00 years on you, I do not take kindly to you calling me "son." 636 00:46:47,262 --> 00:46:51,724 So the next time you pull somebody over on suspicion of being a vampire... 637 00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:55,478 ...you better pray to God that you're wrong. 638 00:46:57,397 --> 00:47:01,651 Because that vampire may not be as kind to you as I'm about to be. 639 00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:06,656 I'm not gonna kill you. 640 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:10,660 But l am gonna keep your gun. 641 00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:13,371 Does that sound fair? 642 00:47:13,539 --> 00:47:15,248 -Yes. -Yes, what? 643 00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:16,707 Yes, sir. 644 00:47:17,876 --> 00:47:19,752 There you go.