1 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:12,928 Sookie, are you okay? 2 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,431 You want some water? 3 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,433 Four? 4 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,351 You're sure you found four bodies? 5 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:23,897 -We shouldn't even be telling you this. -Andy, not now. Not with me. 6 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:26,734 There's four sets of remains inside four coffins. 7 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:29,111 -Oh, my God. -We can't let you go in there. 8 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:33,240 Andy, if you don't take your hands off me right now, l swear to God, l will kill you. 9 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,284 Sweetheart, you don't wanna come up here. 10 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,995 Jiminy Christmas. 11 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,706 -That's what happens to vampires? -Evidently. 12 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,542 Plus, we got three more. 13 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,003 I hope you skipped breakfast. 14 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:49,339 Sookie, did Bud send you up here to make an ID? Because-- 15 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:53,969 Sookie, you okay? 16 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:31,483 Bill Compton. 17 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:35,988 To leave a voice message, press one or just wait-- 18 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,304 Shit. 19 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,602 Mama, it's not even 8. 20 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:10,606 Good morning, baby. Did I wake you? I'm almost done. Just a couple more loads. 21 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:13,400 -Well, these are half full. -Useless to me. 22 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:15,444 Just fuel for demon fire. 23 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,988 The bottle kept him alive for 40 years. 24 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:22,451 As long as l keep the stuff out of my house, he ain't never coming back. 25 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,995 -Let's see how long you can keep it up. -Forever. 26 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,581 Gotta be. l'm down to my last chance. 27 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,416 You didn't have a drink today? 28 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,336 Didn't need one. Didn't even want one. 29 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:35,797 -ls that maple syrup? -Check the kitchen. 30 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,342 I made hoecakes. 31 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:45,807 Are you serious? 32 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:49,353 -l haven't had hoecakes since-- -Since your grandmama was alive. 33 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,939 I always could make them, just never did. 34 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:54,024 The demon never let me. 35 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,995 -You made these with bacon grease. -lt's the only way. 36 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,166 You eat, baby girl. 37 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,169 I got me some more devil juice to take out. 38 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:27,557 Goddamn. 39 00:04:28,142 --> 00:04:29,768 You.... 40 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:33,730 You are not like anybody l ever met. 41 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:37,192 I was just gonna say the same thing. 42 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,736 Jesus. 43 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:43,115 It felt like the whole world came together. 44 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:48,078 Me, you, the bed, the house. We were all one big giant-- 45 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:49,371 Organism. 46 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:53,000 Yeah, mine was huge. 47 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:58,213 I never knew vamp blood could do something like this to you. 48 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,090 You know what? 49 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,551 Neither did l. I mean... 50 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:06,346 ...l've had V partners before, but this was... 51 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:09,391 ...on a totally different planet. 52 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,144 You're an extraordinary being. 53 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:15,814 Well, what's that supposed to mean? 54 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:19,401 I mean, in some ways, we barely know each other, right? But you felt that. 55 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,738 Tell me that that wasn't just me. We tapped into each other. 56 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:25,907 No, no, no, I felt it. We tapped. 57 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:30,579 There's something old and good and wise deep down in you. 58 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,915 -l have to know that person. -Come on, cut it out. 59 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:36,793 Nobody who knows me has ever called me wise. 60 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:38,920 Then nobody really knows you. 61 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:46,261 Are you blushing? 62 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,934 I don't want you to go. 63 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:58,357 Well, l was planning on just burning through... 64 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,942 ...but if you have a place for me to crash... 65 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:03,779 ...then for you, I might just stick around... 66 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:07,282 -...for a little bit. -Stay. Stay with me. 67 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,785 I don't wanna ever leave this bed. 68 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:13,914 Let's just screw and do V until we starve. 69 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:18,168 Sure. Okay. But, l mean, let's hold off on the screwing. 70 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,712 I'm a respectable girl. 71 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,297 What? 72 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:23,965 Oh, did I hurt you? 73 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:27,302 I'm sorry if l got carried away, it was just so amazing. 74 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,971 No, no. Jason, we didn't have sex. 75 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:35,644 -What do you call what we been doing? -We were together... 76 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:39,481 ...on V, deeper than I've ever felt with anybody ever before. 77 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:42,025 But physically, we barely touched. 78 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,778 -No. No, that's not possible. -l promise. 79 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:46,988 Look. Panties still on. 80 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:57,624 -What the fuck? -l told you. 81 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,210 It's better than sex. 82 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,470 Jesus Christ, what the hell are you doing? 83 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:13,890 Stop with the J.C. I'm cleaning, what does it look like? 84 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:17,477 -Watch your feet. I just waxed. -l hope you mean the floor. 85 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,064 Can l help you? 86 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:23,316 I'm up to my elbows in Easy-Off. 87 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,653 -My mama made me hoecakes this morning. -So? 88 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,238 She cooked me breakfast. 89 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,907 When's the last time you saw my mama lift a finger... 90 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:33,660 ...for anything besides Mad Dog 20/20? 91 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:37,205 We went into the woods to get a $445 hoodoo exorcism last night. 92 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:40,375 -You do not wanna get me started on that. -My grandmother's dead. 93 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:44,212 At least you got someone. You ever think about what's happening... 94 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:47,799 -...with others before you barge in on them? -Sorry. l didn't me-- 95 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,843 Oh, my God, are those fang marks? 96 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,305 So what? lt means someone cared for me when everyone else left me. 97 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,891 No wonder you're crazy. A vampire made a meal of you. 98 00:07:56,058 --> 00:07:59,144 Why am l the only person that doesn't think vampires are monsters? 99 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:03,231 They drink our blood. What's to say Bill won't leave you once he's had his fill? 100 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:06,735 Do you have any idea what l've been through today? A friend would ask. 101 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:10,030 Don't tell me how to be your friend. I'm the only one you got, goddamn-- 102 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,740 -Lord's name in vain. -Fuck off. 103 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:14,784 Get out of my house! I've gotten very good at losing people. 104 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:18,413 -You are only making it easier for me. -Bitch, l don't even wanna be here. 105 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:22,250 If you are hell-bent on being alone in this world, l ain't gonna stop you. 106 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:35,597 Oh, man. 107 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:39,601 I wanna not have sex with you again so bad, you don't even know. 108 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:42,479 I think I got some idea. 109 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:46,107 But that V that we did was the last l had. 110 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:50,278 -Where do we score some more? -When we need more, we'll go get it. 111 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:54,324 Don't be greedy. We'll be okay for a while. 112 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:57,536 -Just eat your breakfast. -You sure you don't want some? 113 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:00,956 -Pepperoni and sausage. -No, thank you. I only eat organic. 114 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:04,417 The cleaner my body is, the more intensely I feel the V. 115 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:08,630 Why do you have two televisions in the same room? 116 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:12,801 The bottom one's busted. I just keep it because it was my parents'. 117 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,263 Can l ask you how they died? 118 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:19,933 Yeah... 119 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:23,436 -...I don't like to talk about it. -Okay. 120 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:27,732 It was a flash flood. 121 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,027 They were caught on the bridge by the Parish Road... 122 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:32,821 ...and got swept out in the river. 123 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,323 My little sister and l... 124 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:38,326 ...were staying at our gran's while they went out. 125 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:42,455 They didn't think l could look after Sookie by myself, even though l was almost 1 1 . 126 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:51,089 Sometimes I think, if l was a better kid... 127 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,925 ...they wouldn't have had to drop us off at Gran's. 128 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:58,513 Then they wouldn't have been on the bridge at the exact point when.... 129 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:05,353 -So your grandma raised you after that? -Yeah, I moved back here... 130 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:11,109 ...when I was 1 8, even though Gran would have rather kept an eye on me. 131 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,570 Yeah, she passed too. 132 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:17,073 -Last week. -Oh, God, l'm so sorry. 133 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,159 Goddamn. 134 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,202 I don't mean to be spilling. 135 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,122 -l never do this. -You never talk about things... 136 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,833 ...with anybody? You don't talk to your sister? 137 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,960 Least of all her. 138 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,629 She brings out the worst in me. 139 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:35,175 We had this big fight after Gran died and l hit her. 140 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,093 I tell you... 141 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,013 ...l am... 142 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:42,807 ...the worst brother in the world. 143 00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,645 That's ridiculous. 144 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,105 I've seen who you are inside. 145 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:51,316 I've been there. 146 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:56,237 -And you're good, Jason. -No. 147 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,908 Do you hear me? 148 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,930 She's a beauty. You want it for your office? 149 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,223 No. 150 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,558 We'll put it over the bar. 151 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:30,605 -Drunks like talking to the animals. -Hey, check it out. 152 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,565 Possum prick. 153 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,151 -Where'd you get that? -Shot one last week. 154 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:38,988 Was gonna stuff it but I left it out. It got to raining and three days later... 155 00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:41,700 ...ain't nothing left but possum sludge and bones. 156 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:45,036 I saved this, though. Possums have a two-pronged penis. 157 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,622 -lt's supposed to bring good luck. -Yeah. 158 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,625 Hey, Terry, let's keep that story between us. 159 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,503 The girls might get the wrong idea. 160 00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,884 Hey, Sam. 161 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,179 What was you doing out this morning? 162 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,098 -Why? -You wouldn't have been... 163 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:08,643 ...running through the woods without no clothes on, would you? 164 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:11,354 -Why would l do that? -l don't know. 165 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,273 That's why I'm asking. 166 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,442 I was out fishing and l could have swore... 167 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:19,320 ...l saw you blazing buck-naked through the trees. 168 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:25,869 No, it wasn't me. I was working on my car. 169 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,496 It looked an awful lot like you. 170 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,833 Except you wear clothes. 171 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,799 I don't know. 172 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,051 Maybe I'm seeing things again. 173 00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:46,347 Except usually when I see people who ain't there, it's-- It's-- 174 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,475 -lt's the insurgents. -Yeah. 175 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,351 Yeah. 176 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:53,146 Only this fella l saw, he didn't look like no insurgent. 177 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,774 But you said he was running, though, huh? 178 00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:00,695 Plenty of cover in the trees. How could you tell for sure? 179 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,989 Hey, I believe you saw what you saw. 180 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:06,201 I just don't know why anyone would run naked through the woods... 181 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,912 -...in broad daylight. -Yeah. 182 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:11,206 Maybe you're right. 183 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:13,625 Shoot. 184 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,837 I hate being this way, Sam. 185 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,672 It's all right, buddy. 186 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,424 Come on. 187 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:25,136 We're a long way from Fallujah. 188 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,741 Sookie. 189 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,563 No, not the neck. 190 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,912 Where the hell is Sookie today? 191 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,794 Here you go, honey. Sorry it took so long. 192 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,255 Intense. 193 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:51,426 All these animals on the wall, it's like a natural history museum. 194 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:54,595 -l never noticed them. -How could you not? 195 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:59,517 Every one of these animals lived a life full of experiences that we can't even imagine. 196 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,936 Does it weird you out? We could go someplace else. 197 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,981 No. I mean, everyone has to eat, right? 198 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,818 We're all links on the universal food chain. 199 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:13,448 See? Squirrel eats nuts, snake eats the squirrel, gator eats the snake. 200 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,576 And we can eat pretty much anything we want. 201 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,286 It's the circle of life. 202 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,705 Jesus Christ. l wanna lick your mind. 203 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,166 Let's have lunch first. 204 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,255 Order up. 205 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:34,886 -l'm sorry, I'm sorry, I know l'm late. -Sookie, listen, l heard about the fire. 206 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,056 -l'm real, real sorry. How you holding up? -He's alive. 207 00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:40,475 -What? -Bill. 208 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,144 They said four bodies. I thought Bill was one of them. 209 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,481 -He wasn't? -No, he's fine. In fact... 210 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,732 ...he's wonderful. 211 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,401 That must be quite a relief for you. 212 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:55,323 You have no idea. Anyways, no need to worry about me. l'm great. 213 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,661 Sweetie, where you been? I'm up to my eyeballs in tickets. 214 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:04,290 Arlene, you look so beautiful today. 215 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:08,795 I love you, even if you are a bigot sometimes. 216 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,049 -What's with her? -Bill's alive. 217 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,511 -What? But l thought-- -l know. So did I. 218 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:17,845 Order up. 219 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,014 I'm coming. Hold your horses. 220 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,851 He got my message that something bad might be brewing, so he spent the night... 221 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,978 -...in the graveyard. -Doesn't it get cold? 222 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,688 No, he was in the ground. 223 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:31,150 So after l couldn't find him, then hearing about those four bodies... 224 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:35,113 ...at that burnt-up house, you can imagine what I was going through. 225 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,533 -l mean, that must have been terrible. -Oh, you don't know. 226 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,161 They said there was only three vampires that come in here the other night. 227 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,373 -Who's the fourth body? -Some poor fangbanger, they're saying now. 228 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,668 Some vampires like to keep a human around for sex... 229 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,419 ...and blood. 230 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,340 I'll get your Cokes. 231 00:18:57,594 --> 00:19:00,221 -Thought you said "order up." -l did. New girl took them. 232 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,973 New girl? 233 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:06,727 BLT, cheeseburger, well-done, fried egg on white, hot wings... 234 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,688 ...smoked sausage... 235 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,898 ...tuna melt... 236 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,318 ...and the chicken fried steak must be for you. 237 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:18,906 -Thank you. We've got a four-top open. -lsn't she something? 238 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:23,911 -She's with you. -l know you're pissed at me but... 239 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,039 ...l really want you to like her. 240 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,459 Sorry about that. You looked really swamped... 241 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:33,296 ...and the natives were getting restless so.... 242 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:37,133 You're Jason's sister, right? It's-- I've heard so much about you. 243 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,093 -Who are you? -My name's Amy. 244 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,053 -Amy Burley. l'm with Jason. -With me. 245 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:45,141 And you must be Arlene with the beautiful red hair. It's so nice to meet you. 246 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,059 How'd you know all the table numbers? 247 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:50,062 Well, l waited tables in college so l just assumed clockwise. 248 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,024 You know, Table 1 , 2, 3, 4, 5. 249 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:57,486 And l think the guys at Table 5 like you because they left you a really nice tip. 250 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,865 Sam, l think we might have found a replacement for Dawn. 251 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,617 Looks like you did too. 252 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,004 What? 253 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,551 Don't you touch that, sweetie pie. Mama'll take care of all the laundry. 254 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:24,138 Oh, my goodness. Lettie Mae, ain't she the spitting image of you. 255 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,765 That's a compliment. 256 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,184 Tara Mae, you remember Mable Simpkins, don't you? 257 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,144 -Yeah, from the church. -That's right. 258 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,980 And why don't we see your smiling face there no more? 259 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:37,026 -Because I stopped going. -Oh, well, it's never too late to come back. 260 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,446 Lettie Mae left us for two years and we welcomed her back today... 261 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,782 -...like she had never gone. -l heard the call. 262 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:47,203 The good Lord said, "Lettie Mae, you been away too long. Your church needs you." 263 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,996 You should have heard her testify. 264 00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:51,582 The entire congregation was filled with the spirit. 265 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:55,628 -Yeah, I bet she was full of it. -Your mama's an inspiration to us all. 266 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,421 -Glory to God. -Amen. 267 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,509 Girl, why don't you come to Bible group on Tuesday? 268 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,719 Got plenty of nice young men and fruit punch. 269 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,305 A little religion do you a world of good, baby girl. 270 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,808 Shit. Are you even listening to what you're saying? 271 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:12,019 You can lie to yourself and everyone else but when you go to bed... 272 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,522 ...you are just as fucked up and miserable as l am. 273 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,024 And going to church and wearing a crazy-ass hat... 274 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,026 ...ain't gonna make you a better person. 275 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,655 She got a demon in her. 276 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,032 My granddaughter had a demon in her. 277 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,201 They everywhere. 278 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:31,122 No, sure, l understand. No, it's no problem. 279 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,499 Okay, baby. Bye-bye. 280 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,713 Every time l get a night off, my babysitter falls through on me. 281 00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:43,426 You know, I like kids, Arlene. 282 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,720 Doughnuts too. 283 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:51,517 Maybe if you brought a lady friend along. Lisa likes a female in the house. 284 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,894 I ain't had a lady friend since I come home. 285 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:57,189 Well, that's some bad luck for you, I guess. 286 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,068 Did something happen there... 287 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:04,405 ...that you been keeping to yourself? 288 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:07,533 Because you could talk to me, you know, if you're wanting to. 289 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:13,331 No, I'd just as soon sit here and listen at you. 290 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,707 I like your voice. 291 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,710 And your clavicles. 292 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,716 I've been admiring your necklace all day. 293 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:27,720 Oh, thanks, it's a lariat. I made it. 294 00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,431 You make jewelry? 295 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:35,061 It's a easy way to earn extra money. I can make you one, if you want. 296 00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:40,608 Thanks, but I don't think my boyfriend much likes silver. 297 00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:46,614 -You know my brother's a dog, don't you? -l'm sorry? 298 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:51,327 He's all charm and smiles in the beginning, but the second he gets tired of you... 299 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,120 ...he's gonna stop calling. 300 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:56,415 Before you know it, he's off with some other floozy. 301 00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,669 Not-- Not that you are one. 302 00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:03,964 But trust me, it's as regular as the seasons. 303 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:07,259 You seem like a sweet girl. I don't want you to get hurt. 304 00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:14,975 You know, I don't think Jason's realized even half of what he's going to be. 305 00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:20,314 I wouldn't be so quick to judge. l think you might be surprised at what he's capable of. 306 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:30,157 -Hey, Sookie, l been meaning to talk to you. -What's the matter? 307 00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:34,829 I've just been a mess lately. You know, with the kids and the double shifts... 308 00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:38,290 ...and Rene and everything, it's been awful hard. 309 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:44,004 And l've probably said some things that I don't mean, but that's the pressure talking. 310 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,507 I love you like my own sister. 311 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,008 And you know that, right? 312 00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:51,470 I appreciate that. Thank you. 313 00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,641 And sure, l'll babysit your kids tonight. 314 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,353 -l didn't-- l mean-- -l heard you talking to Terry. 315 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,730 I'm a better choice. 316 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,442 We'll drop them off at 8. 317 00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:09,321 Rene's taking me to Ruston to see that Oak Ridge Boys tribute band. 318 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:11,657 Fun. 319 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:27,423 You look mighty pretty tonight, Tara. That's a nice color on you. 320 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,009 -Fuck you. -l'm sorry, w-- 321 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:31,802 Was that sexist? 322 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:34,221 Tara, may I have a word with you? 323 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,390 In my office. 324 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:44,940 Hey, I get it. You said yourself hiring me might not work out. I piss people off. 325 00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:46,525 If you wanna fire me, fire me. 326 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:48,319 -l totally understand. -No. 327 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,906 You and I are the only ones who get it. 328 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:56,118 It's everybody else who's fucking themselves up. 329 00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:11,091 Doesn't it get old for you? 330 00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:14,887 I mean, you've been doing it for over a hundred years. 331 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,389 Doesn't it get predictable? 332 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:20,017 Not with you, it doesn't. 333 00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:23,979 You're entirely different. 334 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:28,943 And the beauty and the tragedy of it is.... 335 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:32,905 Is that you don't know just how different you are. 336 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:38,285 Please tell me if I'm doing something wrong. 337 00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:43,207 There's nothing more natural than the act of making love. 338 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,711 Who am l to try to change what comes naturally to you? 339 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:50,714 But if you could change something-- 340 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,509 I wouldn't change a thing. 341 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:09,483 What's it like to sleep in the ground? 342 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,362 Well, it's not exactly comfortable. 343 00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:17,408 But it is safe. 344 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:23,455 Which, if l recall, is what the three voice mails required of me that night. 345 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:28,043 Oh, crap. 346 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:31,338 Arlene. I forgot, I told her I'd babysit the kids. 347 00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:33,173 Shall l go? 348 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:34,967 No. 349 00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:39,096 Stay. lt'll be good for her. You can put some pants on, though. 350 00:26:50,525 --> 00:26:52,443 -Hi. -Sookie. 351 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,528 What's wrong? What took you so long? 352 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:58,032 -l was out back in the yard. -ln your nightie? 353 00:26:58,199 --> 00:27:00,868 The cat got out. Made friends with a squirrel. 354 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:03,704 -Mommy, look, it's a vampire. -Sookie... 355 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,040 ...you didn't mention that you had company. 356 00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:07,583 I didn't think l had to. 357 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:11,045 Well, l got a right to know who's looking after my children. 358 00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:13,797 Well, here we are. 359 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,799 Is there a problem? 360 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,094 Take it easy, chère. 361 00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:22,306 Mr. Compton's raised a couple of them little ones himself, yeah? 362 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,683 That's quite right. 363 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:32,524 Keep these on you, you hear? And.... 364 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:35,069 And stay close to your Aunt Sookie. 365 00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:37,404 They'll be fine, l promise. 366 00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:38,822 -Who wants pizza? -Me. 367 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:41,241 -Me. -Good, because that's what we're having. 368 00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:42,493 You can eat pizza? 369 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:47,081 Well, unfortunately, no, but I understand it's delicious. 370 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:52,461 You know what's good about sex that people never mention? 371 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:58,133 For anywhere between five minutes to an hour, you forget your own fucked-up life. 372 00:27:58,301 --> 00:27:59,343 Only if it's good. 373 00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:03,097 If it's not, it reminds you just how bad your life really is. 374 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:08,018 -Then l guess you're pretty good. -Thanks, you're not bad yourself. 375 00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:11,271 Easy on the praise, honey. 376 00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:15,651 What? 377 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,444 No, you're good. 378 00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:19,405 -But? -Nothing. 379 00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:21,782 It's good. You're good. 380 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,910 -What am l doing wrong? -Nothing. 381 00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:30,290 -lt's so minor, it doesn't even matter. -Sam. What is it? 382 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:32,084 -Don't do this to me. -Spit it out. 383 00:28:33,002 --> 00:28:34,962 Sometimes... 384 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,589 ...you grunt. 385 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,384 -l what? -lt's natural. Nothing to get worked up over. 386 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:43,846 -lt's just a sound. -A grunting sound? Like a farm animal? 387 00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:48,559 No. No, it's-- lt's-- It's athletic. Like tennis players... 388 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,728 -...when they serve. -You mean like Serena? 389 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:55,274 What, because I'm black, I sound like Serena Williams? 390 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,485 -That's not what I said. -You racist son of a bitch. 391 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,113 How can l be racist? I just had sex with you. 392 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:04,616 You asshole. Why'd you have to go and take the only good 1 0 minutes... 393 00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:08,162 ...of my entire day and ruin it like that? 394 00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:12,166 -Well, l think it was more than 1 0 minutes. -Oh, fuck you. Fuck you all. 395 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:16,170 -All who? -Everybody. Fuck everybody! 396 00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:22,634 -Whipped cream. -Yeah. 397 00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:24,553 -Me too. -l hope you can finish this... 398 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,847 -...before your mother comes back. -No problem. 399 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:30,476 -l ate a whole jar of mayonnaise once. -l had to watch. 400 00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:32,519 Bill, how come you can't have ice cream? 401 00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:35,856 You might say that l'm lactose intolerant. 402 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:39,860 Just like my Aunt Fern. Except she don't tolerate Mexicans. 403 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,530 Aunt Sookie, is Bill your boyfriend? 404 00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:46,992 Bill, would you say that you're my boyfriend? 405 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,704 Well, l suppose l'd have to ask permission from Coby and Lisa. 406 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:53,457 Would it be all right if l was Aunt Sookie's boyfriend? 407 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:54,792 Do you buy her flowers? 408 00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:57,211 Why, no, l haven't yet. 409 00:29:57,378 --> 00:30:00,172 You better. Rene buys flowers for Mama all the time. 410 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:03,550 -Then l will have to mend my ways. -You do that. Then we'll talk. 411 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,220 Can we see your fangs? 412 00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:09,473 -Oh, I don't think that's gonna be possible. -Why, certainly. 413 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,528 I think we got a flat tire. 414 00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:24,655 Come on, baby, the kids are waiting on us. 415 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:28,325 I don't wanna leave them with that vampire one second longer than I have to. 416 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,745 Okay, okay, okay. I'm getting to it, woman. 417 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,044 -Baby. -What? 418 00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,838 Pass me that Maglite, will you? 419 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,769 Crap, it's burnt out. 420 00:30:56,729 --> 00:30:57,771 Are you sure? 421 00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:02,359 You better check it. I just put some fresh batteries in there. 422 00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:15,497 Arlene Fowler... 423 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:18,625 ...would you do me the honor... 424 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,294 ...of being my wife? 425 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:35,601 Why didn't you say anything at the Red Lobster? 426 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:39,396 I know l've done it four other times, but it never gets old. 427 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,900 Oh, l'm so thrilled for you two. 428 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:46,278 -Would you be a bridesmaid for me again? -Why, of course. 429 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:51,825 -You hardly have to ask. -Oh, honey, I love you so much. 430 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,828 Maybe you two are next, huh? 431 00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:59,499 Well, l mean, when it becomes legal. 432 00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:04,254 Mommy, what's going on? 433 00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:06,673 Sweetie... 434 00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:09,217 ...you're gonna be my flower girl. 435 00:32:17,143 --> 00:32:18,602 Morning, dear. 436 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:20,979 Bill. 437 00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:22,481 Did you make all this? 438 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:25,734 I borrowed some of your grandmother's old recipes. 439 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,903 But the handiwork is all mine. 440 00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:30,113 I don't even know where to begin. 441 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:34,326 Well, l would start with the biscuits. They just came out of the oven. 442 00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:40,707 -Gonna be clear skies all day. -Wait, Bill, it's light out. 443 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:46,922 Yes, l suppose it is. 444 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:56,056 Yeah. 445 00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:58,100 Yeah, okay. 446 00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:01,603 No. No, l'll make the call. 447 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:05,899 His mama passed a couple years back, but he had some family in Kentucky. 448 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:08,068 His dentist confirmed the match a bit ago. 449 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,153 I thought you should be the first to know. 450 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:13,281 Goddang it. 451 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,242 Why Neil? 452 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,285 He was such a quiet kid. 453 00:33:17,453 --> 00:33:20,455 I'd have never thought he'd get mixed up with fangers. 454 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:22,916 Damn. 455 00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:26,169 To have nothing left of you to ID but teeth. 456 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:29,256 You wanna maybe let one of the homes in Monroe handle him? 457 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:34,511 No. 458 00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:38,390 No. He worked for me. I owe it to him. 459 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,601 Give me a couple hours, I'll come over and claim him, okay? 460 00:33:41,769 --> 00:33:43,270 Okay. Thanks, Mike. 461 00:33:44,772 --> 00:33:46,273 Yeah. 462 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,781 -Pretty tore up? -Blind-sided him. 463 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:57,951 Had no idea Neil was a fangbanger. 464 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,620 Jesus, Bud, the kid was creepy. 465 00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:03,915 What 1 9-year-old goes to work for a funeral home? 466 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,877 I worked in a slaughterhouse when l was 1 5. 467 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,671 They made me clean chitlins. 468 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,633 Speaking of freaks.... 469 00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:22,976 And that's it. 470 00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:26,063 I got no control over what people do after they leave the bar. 471 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:30,859 You remember anyone being unusually angry over what those vampires did to your bar? 472 00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:32,819 Yeah, everyone. We were all angry. 473 00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:35,697 Heck, you might as well interrogate the whole town. 474 00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:38,283 Between you and me... 475 00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:42,621 ...l wouldn't be heartbroken if you didn't find who did it. You know what I'm saying? 476 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:46,750 Old Mrs. Stackhouse, on the other hand, now that's a real tragedy. 477 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:50,962 Her and Dawn and Maudette Pickens, one right after the other. 478 00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:53,507 You fellas got any leads on that? 479 00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:56,384 We're working on some right now. 480 00:34:56,552 --> 00:34:59,054 Good. I'm pulling for you guys. 481 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:00,806 Okay. 482 00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:04,810 You remember anything else, we'll be having a burger inside. 483 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:06,895 Come on, Andy. 484 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:14,611 Hey, Sam. 485 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:18,824 One other thing. 486 00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:23,203 You recall spending any time out in the woods lately? 487 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,622 Yeah. 488 00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:27,499 Some. 489 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,876 But you knew that already, didn't you? 490 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:33,964 Andy. 491 00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:37,050 If.... 492 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:41,012 If l tell you, you have to keep this a secret. 493 00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:44,766 Nobody in town knows. 494 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:49,896 But l come from a family of naturists. 495 00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:51,064 Like bird watchers? 496 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:54,693 No. No, not naturalists. Naturists. 497 00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:57,654 Naturists believe in a freer... 498 00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:00,407 ...clothing-optional kind of lifestyle. 499 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:05,912 -You're a nudist? -No, no. Good Lord, no. 500 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:07,831 But my folks were... 501 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,916 ...l'm embarrassed to say. 502 00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:13,295 They spent most of their lives at a nudist colony. 503 00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:15,422 Oh, yeah? Around here? 504 00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:18,842 No, in Texas, just outside Beaumont. 505 00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:26,892 Ever since they passed, I honor their memory once a year by... 506 00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:30,604 ...taking a run through the woods the way they used to. lt's-- 507 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:32,898 It's my private way of mourning. 508 00:36:33,065 --> 00:36:35,609 I'm sorry if anybody had to see it. 509 00:36:46,078 --> 00:36:47,370 What? 510 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:50,290 Hooker, you done got took. 511 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,375 That wasn't no damn exorcism... 512 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,127 ...that was a straight-up con job. 513 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:55,962 You know what the fucked-up thing is? 514 00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:57,756 -What? -lt worked. 515 00:36:57,924 --> 00:37:00,717 It was like aliens beamed down and switched out her brain. 516 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:03,345 Then that was 445 well-spent. 517 00:37:03,512 --> 00:37:06,223 Shit. Happy dance. 518 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:08,350 You should be glad to be rid of that.... 519 00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:10,936 -That's your mama. I ain't gonna say it. -Fuck that. 520 00:37:11,103 --> 00:37:13,813 All the shit you've built up doesn't go away because... 521 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:16,650 ...some hoodoo woman moves some rocks around on your belly. 522 00:37:16,817 --> 00:37:18,902 I thought you said it worked. 523 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,737 I thought you said it was a con job. 524 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:24,324 Heifer, it's not a con job if you got your money's worth. 525 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:27,369 Hell. And who knows? 526 00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:29,120 It might do you some good too. 527 00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:32,165 I don't have another 445 to waste on bullshit. 528 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:35,627 You just saying that because you don't understand it. 529 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:41,258 And trust me, this world is filled with things we will never understand. 530 00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:46,221 Compared to a lifetime of Zoloft, 445's a bargain. 531 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,395 Hey, what you doing? 532 00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:54,604 Vitamin. 533 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,815 I've never seen you take a vitamin before. 534 00:37:57,483 --> 00:38:01,027 So what? You've never seen me put on deodorant or wash my hair... 535 00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:04,572 ...or feed my cat, have you? But l do all those things. 536 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:07,575 I don't need a permission slip from you. 537 00:38:22,216 --> 00:38:24,050 Christ. 538 00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:33,268 Good day? 539 00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:36,146 I need V. 540 00:38:37,523 --> 00:38:38,815 What? 541 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:41,693 I thought you said you didn't need any again until... 542 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:44,821 -...you needed it again. -Well, l need it. Okay? 543 00:38:45,531 --> 00:38:46,948 Okay. 544 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,368 Look me in the eye. 545 00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:52,746 Tell me that you don't want it too. 546 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:57,500 Yeah, of course I do, but Lafayette won't sell it to me. 547 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,877 I texted you three times. 548 00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:45,673 -Why didn't you reply? -l hate using the number keys to type. 549 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,510 What are you listening to? 550 00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:51,137 From my younger days. 551 00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:53,973 It's really quite beautiful if you know Old Swedish. 552 00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:58,603 I have a favor to ask of you. 553 00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:01,606 A favor or an order? 554 00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:06,444 Depends on how you look at it. 555 00:40:09,323 --> 00:40:13,410 Honestly, did you think you could keep her to yourself? 556 00:40:18,999 --> 00:40:21,584 It feels a little like stalking, don't it? 557 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:27,132 It's the most natural thing in the world. 558 00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:28,842 The hunt. 559 00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:32,762 People used to do this all the time before we got complacent with cloned beef... 560 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:35,014 ...and prepackaged dinners. 561 00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:58,997 Headlights off. 562 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,499 -You done this before? -Stay five lengths behind... 563 00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:03,835 ...1 0 if we get on the Parish Road. 564 00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:34,199 Well, hey there, sweetness. 565 00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:35,742 You ready to party? 566 00:41:38,245 --> 00:41:41,706 I'll take that as a yes. Nasty. 567 00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:03,603 I bought this specially for you. 568 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,105 I remember you said... 569 00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:08,358 ...you go for merlot. 570 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,276 I said l worked at Merlotte's. 571 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:13,196 But whatever. Pour me some anyhow. 572 00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:51,609 All right, baby. Eddie juice first. 573 00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:53,736 Then we play. 574 00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:19,971 There it is. 575 00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:33,776 I always look forward to Monday nights. 576 00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:36,279 First Heroes, then... 577 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:37,530 ...you. 578 00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:43,828 Eddie, what fun is it being a vampire if all you do is watch TV? 579 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,039 Well, l like TV. 580 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:51,836 I'm just saying you should try the bars. I know you like getting laid too. 581 00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:54,464 Why should I go to the bars? 582 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,007 I got this. 583 00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:06,476 You like me, don't you, Lafayette? 584 00:44:10,272 --> 00:44:12,357 Sure, l like you. 585 00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:15,818 I mean... 586 00:44:16,945 --> 00:44:22,408 ...even if I wasn't helping out with the blood, you'd still want me, right? 587 00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:25,078 Why you even got to ask me that? 588 00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:31,209 I'd hate to think it's just business for you when you come over. 589 00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:33,252 Of course not. 590 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:36,589 What, you think l fool around with all my business associates? 591 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:40,551 There we go. 592 00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:51,729 Now show me what a dirty old vampire you is. 593 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:18,715 I want you so bad... 594 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,342 ...l ache. 595 00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:30,059 Well, come on, baby. 596 00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:32,854 I'll take care of you. 597 00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:42,113 You said you wanted to go out tonight. 598 00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:44,407 I did not mean Fangtasia. 599 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:48,995 I mean, really, all those pathetic people who come here looking for sex with vampires. 600 00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:50,997 I know. It's despicable. 601 00:45:51,498 --> 00:45:53,332 You know what l mean. 602 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,710 So, what, five, 1 0 minutes? 603 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,920 As long as Eric requires us. 604 00:45:58,088 --> 00:46:00,506 You mean as long as he requires me. 605 00:46:00,674 --> 00:46:03,009 Didn't even have the decency to ask me himself. 606 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:06,012 You are mine. He didn't need to ask your permission. 607 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:08,181 He cannot check me out like a library book. 608 00:46:08,348 --> 00:46:10,183 Unfortunately, Sookie, he can. 609 00:46:10,350 --> 00:46:13,060 -Eric is sheriff of Area 5. -Sheriff? 610 00:46:13,228 --> 00:46:15,354 It's a position of great power among our kind. 611 00:46:15,522 --> 00:46:17,440 We do not wanna anger him. 612 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:21,986 As long as the requests are reasonable, we should accede to his wishes. 613 00:46:41,715 --> 00:46:44,926 I had this crazy dream this morning. 614 00:46:45,093 --> 00:46:47,845 We were sitting, eating breakfast... 615 00:46:48,013 --> 00:46:51,224 ...and all of a sudden the sunlight set you on fire. 616 00:46:56,522 --> 00:46:59,315 It wouldn't happen quite that way. 617 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:06,781 The sunlight would severely weaken me and eventually, of course, l would die. 618 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:09,242 But l wouldn't burst into flames. 619 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,831 Not right away, at least. 620 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:21,754 So l guess we'll never have breakfast together. 621 00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:45,945 I knew you'd come. 622 00:47:47,614 --> 00:47:49,031 Let's go inside. 623 00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:55,621 No, l'm quite certain. 624 00:47:55,789 --> 00:47:57,790 We keep extensive records here. 625 00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:01,794 All the way back to 1 958. 626 00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:04,130 Never had anybody by the name of Merlotte here. 627 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:06,966 And you're sure you're the only nudist colony in the area? 628 00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:08,426 Naturist community. 629 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,219 We're the first, finest and only... 630 00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:13,055 ...clothing-optional sanctuary in all of Jefferson County. 631 00:48:13,223 --> 00:48:15,808 All right. Thanks very much. 632 00:48:15,976 --> 00:48:17,560 You come visit us, you hear? 633 00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:18,978 Got a barbecue every month. 634 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:28,654 Pam, Longshadow and I are partners in this club. 635 00:48:28,822 --> 00:48:33,826 And we recently noticed that $60,000 has gone missing from our books. 636 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,746 And Bruce... 637 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:41,417 ...is our accountant. Perhaps you can start by listening to him. 638 00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,920 -He's not saying anything. -Don't be coy. 639 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:49,050 It's humbling enough to turn to a human for assistance. 640 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:54,263 -We know what you can do. -And I know what you can do too. 641 00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:57,767 -Why don't you just glamour him? -Don't you think we tried everything... 642 00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,810 ...before summoning you? 643 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:04,649 So it would be a great favor to me... 644 00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,443 ...and to Mr. Compton if you help us. 645 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:12,531 If l find out who did it, then what? 646 00:49:12,699 --> 00:49:16,827 We'll turn that person over to the police and let the authorities handle it from there. 647 00:49:16,995 --> 00:49:21,791 Hundreds of years old and you're still a terrible liar. Come on. 648 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:24,043 I'll make you a deal. 649 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:28,422 If you promise to hand over the person who did this to the police... 650 00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:31,717 ...l'll agree to help you any time you want. 651 00:49:33,053 --> 00:49:34,512 All right. 652 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:35,721 Why not? 653 00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:45,815 Holy shit, what's this crazy bitch doing? Why did l agree to work for vampires? 654 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:50,111 Goddamn it, l knew it was a bad idea. I've been straight with these fuckers. 655 00:49:50,278 --> 00:49:54,740 Gotta be an idiot to steal from them. Jesus Christ, I was the one who reported it. 656 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:56,826 Bruce, it's okay. Take a deep breath. 657 00:49:59,204 --> 00:50:00,538 Did you steal their money? 658 00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:06,002 No. 659 00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:08,921 No, no. You gotta believe me. I didn't do it. I swear to-- 660 00:50:10,298 --> 00:50:11,340 Do you know who did? 661 00:50:12,926 --> 00:50:14,260 No. 662 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:15,553 No, I wish. 663 00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:18,889 l would turn that fucker in. Who was it? Couldn't have been Ginger. 664 00:50:19,057 --> 00:50:22,351 She's too dumb. Although she's hot as shit. l'd fuck her if I could. 665 00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:23,602 He's telling the truth. 666 00:50:24,271 --> 00:50:26,981 You trust the skinny human to clear the fat one? 667 00:50:31,319 --> 00:50:33,237 Bring the next one in. 668 00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:31,170 You got cash? Are you buying? 669 00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:34,965 Just remember your lines, that's all I need from you. I'll handle the rest. 670 00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:39,512 -l'm not gonna have to have sex with him? -l said that l will handle it. 671 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:41,889 Okay. 672 00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:45,851 I know you probably don't think I'm all that smart, but I do know that... 673 00:51:46,019 --> 00:51:49,980 ...that vampire can kill us both before we even get in the door. 674 00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:53,234 You'll handle it. 675 00:51:55,445 --> 00:51:56,529 What the hell is that? 676 00:51:56,696 --> 00:51:59,949 While the wing nuts on the left keep pushing their so-called... 677 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:04,870 ...vampire-rights legislation, l'm more concerned with basic human rights. 678 00:52:05,038 --> 00:52:08,999 The right for our sons and daughters to go to school without fear... 679 00:52:09,167 --> 00:52:12,711 ...of molestation by a bloodthirsty predator in the playground... 680 00:52:12,879 --> 00:52:13,963 ...or in the classroom. 681 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:17,216 Someone has got to take a stand for public safety... 682 00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:19,760 ...over permissiveness and immorality. 683 00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:22,888 If you ask me, he's protesting a little too hard. 684 00:52:23,056 --> 00:52:26,642 Come out of the closet, Reverend Steve. I know plenty of friendly vampires... 685 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,686 ...who'd like to take a bite out of you. 686 00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:34,900 But truly, it's inflammatory talk from folks like Steve Newlin... 687 00:52:35,068 --> 00:52:38,404 ...who make me ashamed to call myself a human. 688 00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:42,575 Fangs for watching. We'll be bite back. 689 00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:53,711 Who is it? 690 00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:55,921 I'm a friend of Lafayette Reynolds. 691 00:52:56,089 --> 00:52:58,549 He sent me for you. 692 00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:07,933 -Jesus Christ. -Get his feet. 693 00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:09,727 -Are you kidding me? -Get his feet! 694 00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:11,729 -Okay, okay. -No, please! 695 00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:14,106 -l'll give you anything you want. -Shut up! 696 00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:16,525 -Amy, what the hell? -No names, dumbass. 697 00:53:16,693 --> 00:53:19,737 -l thought we'd take a little blood and go. -Shut the fuck up. 698 00:53:19,905 --> 00:53:21,947 -Jeez. -Now, come on, lift. 699 00:53:22,115 --> 00:53:23,616 -What? -Lift him up. 700 00:53:27,495 --> 00:53:33,209 Please! No! I'll do anything you want. Please. 701 00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:47,556 This is the last of our humans. 702 00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:49,642 Yummy. 703 00:53:50,518 --> 00:53:53,145 Ginger, this woman has some questions for you. 704 00:53:54,022 --> 00:53:57,816 -Be a good girl and answer them, will you? -Aye, aye, master. 705 00:53:58,193 --> 00:53:59,777 Don't you touch me. 706 00:54:00,987 --> 00:54:02,780 Hold her still. 707 00:54:06,117 --> 00:54:08,452 Ginger, someone's been stealing money from the bar. 708 00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:10,412 Really? 709 00:54:10,622 --> 00:54:14,625 Don't look at me. I didn't do nothing. l'll beat the shit out of you if you say l did. 710 00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:16,835 It wasn't me that took it. lt wasn't me. 711 00:54:17,003 --> 00:54:18,671 She didn't do it... 712 00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:20,965 -...but she knows who did. -What? 713 00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:22,675 Fuck you. 714 00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:28,055 Shit. How'd she know? l didn't tell anyone, I swear. Fuck, he's gonna kill me. 715 00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:31,016 Who? Who's gonna kill you? 716 00:54:31,184 --> 00:54:33,852 Ginger, honey, what's his name? 717 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:37,523 It's blank, like her memory's been erased. 718 00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:39,692 I don't know anything, l swear.