1 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,860 If you have any silver on you... 2 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,446 ...now would be the time to reveal it. 3 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,199 No way. I ain't that stupid. 4 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,326 Yes, you are. 5 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,212 Is there blood in my hair? 6 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:52,301 - What? - Is there blood in my hair? 7 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,137 I don't know, I can't see in this light. 8 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,599 How about now? 9 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:01,852 Yeah, there's a little bit of blood in there, yeah. 10 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:05,272 This is bad. Pam is gonna kill me. 11 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,483 Who the fuck is Pam? 12 00:01:09,819 --> 00:01:11,111 Why, do you wanna meet her? 13 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:14,239 No. No, I'm good. 14 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:15,908 Well, you're going to. 15 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,711 - Where are you taking me? - To find out what you know. 16 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:31,298 I wouldn't try anything rash if I were you. 17 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,509 I'm still hungry. 18 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,062 Another first. 19 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,983 How do you mean? 20 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:16,445 We've never had make-up sex before. 21 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:19,907 How does it compare to "you thought I was dead" sex? 22 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:22,451 That was pretty great too... 23 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,953 ...but I wouldn't want to go through that again. 24 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:27,456 I hated feeling like I'd lost you. 25 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,875 And yet you like fighting with me. 26 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,127 I don't like it, it's just... 27 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,963 Let's not get too used to it then. 28 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:39,134 - We don't want to be one of those couples. - You're right. 29 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:44,431 Holy S, I am so embarrassed I could die. 30 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,266 What is it? 31 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:49,978 Jessica. I completely forgot she was here. 32 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:52,564 - Think she heard us? - No. 33 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:55,817 If she had, she'd have no compunction about letting us know it. 34 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:58,820 You know, you might want to try going a little easier on her. 35 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:01,114 It's hard enough being a teenage girl without... 36 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:04,159 - She is a vampire, Sookie. - So are you. 37 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:08,330 And yet parts of your former self are still in there, right? 38 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:11,124 I wouldn't be with you if they weren't. 39 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:13,252 Yes. 40 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:19,883 But I've had to work extremely hard at finding my way back to my humanity. 41 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,010 Fragile as it may be. 42 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,182 When a vampire's as new as Jessica is... 43 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,851 ...she has no humanity. 44 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:35,899 She's in the grips of an overwhelming number of transformations. 45 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:41,321 There will be times when she cannot control even a single impulse. 46 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,324 Believe me, she has many. 47 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:47,953 How is that any different from being a teenage girl? 48 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,247 No humanity, check. 49 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:53,292 In the grips of overwhelming transformations, check. 50 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:54,918 Cannot control impulses, check. 51 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,879 All right, how is that different? 52 00:04:58,047 --> 00:05:01,049 All right, so what do you suggest I do? 53 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:02,592 Just spoil the girl? 54 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,095 Give in to her every whim and desire? 55 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,973 After all, that is what every teenage girl wants, isn't it? 56 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,559 You don't have to be sarcastic with me, Bill Compton. 57 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,020 You should at least think about what I'm saying... 58 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:16,148 ...if for no other reason than what you're doing right now... 59 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,983 ...isn't working out so hot. 60 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:24,072 Kind of ironic. 61 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,242 We promised each other we weren't gonna fight anymore... 62 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,245 ...and yet here we are. 63 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,207 This isn't a fight. 64 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:38,378 Yes, it is. 65 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,798 Well, then... 66 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,093 ...prepare to be made up to. 67 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:01,610 This is a disaster. We'll have to go much shorter than I planned. 68 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,862 Yeah, well, I said I was sorry, Pam. 69 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,156 But he took silver to me. 70 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,116 You were there, you saw it. Defend me. 71 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,410 I don't know what it is you wanna know... 72 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:13,288 ...but point me in the direction, and I'll give it to you. 73 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:19,461 I've seen your website. It's quite low rent. 74 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:22,547 But your clients miss you, Lafayette. 75 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:25,258 They're wondering if you're ever coming back. 76 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:27,636 Am I? 77 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:36,603 I'm here because of the V, right? How about I give you the names of everybody I sold to? 78 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:39,606 And all this time I thought prostitutes were good at keeping secrets. 79 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:42,317 Don't get it twisted, honey cone, I'm a survivor first... 80 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:45,320 ...a capitalist second, and a bunch of other shit after that. 81 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,988 But a hooker, dead last. 82 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:50,158 So if I got even a Jew-at-an-al-Qaeda-pep-rally shot... 83 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:53,370 ...at getting my black ass out of this motherfucker, I'm taking it. 84 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,455 Now, what you wanna know? 85 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:58,333 The vampire you had your little arrangement with... 86 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,335 ...Eddie Fournier. 87 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:01,920 What happened to him? 88 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,256 I don't know. 89 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,675 I swear to God I don't. 90 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:10,262 Last time I saw him he was doing real good. 91 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:16,351 But I think he may have been taken by somebody. 92 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:17,936 By whom? 93 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,856 I don't know. I mean, I ain't sure. 94 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:24,484 Well, that's not very forthcoming of you. 95 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:27,821 - Chow, you're up. - No, no. Chill out. Shit. 96 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,202 I think it... 97 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:37,080 I think it was... 98 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,291 ...Jason Stackhouse. 99 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,334 Jason Stackhouse? 100 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:44,212 Sookie's brother. Could be fun? 101 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:48,091 Fun, yes. But also stupid. 102 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,927 Sookie is too important to us. 103 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,929 That is true. 104 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:55,307 Sadly, this information is of no use to me. 105 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,350 Not now, anyway. 106 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:59,394 I understand dealers of vampire blood... 107 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:03,482 ...sometimes trade product with one another across state lines. 108 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,401 Any buyers in the Dallas area? 109 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,820 Yes, one. 110 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,530 He never gave me his name though. 111 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:12,449 I have an e-mail address: 112 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,869 Pussylover9@shemale.com. 113 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:23,335 A friend of mine in the Dallas area, his name is Godric, has gone missing. 114 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:26,421 Now, while the circumstances of his disappearance are unclear... 115 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:29,299 ...it stands to reason his blood would be very valuable... 116 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:33,345 ...as he's over twice my age and 10 times the vampire I will ever be. 117 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,138 Oh, Eric, you don't do humble well. 118 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:37,516 I was not being humble, this happens to be true. 119 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:43,104 Your associate, this "pussylover." 120 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:46,274 Has he or she mentioned any new product coming on the market? 121 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:49,152 No. No. 122 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,947 And I would tell you. You know that. 123 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,407 Chow, take our guest and lock him back up. 124 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:55,909 Fuck that! I ain't going back. 125 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,869 - I gave you everything! - You gave me nothing! 126 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,913 I'm not going back! 127 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:01,998 Chow, now. 128 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,625 No! No! 129 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:09,047 I gave you everything! 130 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,424 I ain't going back down! No! 131 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,612 Hi there. 132 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:35,448 Luke McDonald. No relation to the restaurant. 133 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,075 Okay. 134 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,619 Any relation to the farm? 135 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:41,997 What farm? 136 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:43,915 Never mind. 137 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,167 Jason Stackhouse. Nice to meet you. 138 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:47,669 You play ball? 139 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,254 Oh, yeah. 140 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,505 What position? 141 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,882 QB one, actually. 142 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:55,343 Tight end. Second team all-American. 143 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:58,763 I don't doubt it, man. Look at you. You'd make one hell of a target. 144 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,098 I'd have locked onto you. 145 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,891 Yeah, you would have. 146 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:03,852 Blew my knee out, freshman year at college. 147 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,103 Texas A&M. 148 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,356 You had the scholarship and everything? 149 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:11,651 Yup. Everything happens for a reason. 150 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:15,030 If it weren't for my knee, I'd have never found my true calling. 151 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:18,575 And it might have taken me three solid years of Bible study... 152 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,369 ...and abstinence and applying and reapplying to do it... 153 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,371 ...but it was all worth it. 154 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:27,917 It all led me to this moment right here, getting on this here bus. 155 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,881 Yeah. 156 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,382 How about you? 157 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,886 When did you set your heart on going to the leadership conference? 158 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,431 Two days ago. 159 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:43,975 - Two days ago? - Yeah. 160 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:48,146 Well, I didn't know about it till then. I was having breakfast with Steve and Sarah... 161 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,231 ...and they asked me if I wanted to come. 162 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:54,402 You had breakfast with Steve and Sarah? 163 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:55,945 Yeah. 164 00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:58,448 What? 165 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:02,243 I'll tell you what. With luck like yours, maybe some of it will rub off on me. 166 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,912 You wanna bunk together? 167 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,373 - Shit, yeah. - Don't say "shit." 168 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,416 - Shit? - No, it's okay. 169 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,336 - Right. - It's okay. Forgive yourself. 170 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,088 Let's sing. 171 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,771 Oh, hey. I was wondering when you were gonna wake up. 172 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,523 Come here. 173 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,110 - What? - You smell nasty and nice... 174 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:37,946 ...all at the same time. 175 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,073 Okay. 176 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,118 So when I was going to sleep last night... 177 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,954 ...I realized I don't know that much about you. 178 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,623 And I kind of want to before... 179 00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:56,339 When it comes to men, I've got a history of putting the cart so far out in front... 180 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:59,801 ...that the horse can't see it. So now I'm just trying to get it right. 181 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,178 You like me, Tara. 182 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:05,014 - No, I know you do. - Of course I like you. 183 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,142 Take a shower in your sweat, if I could. 184 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:08,852 Okay. 185 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:13,523 Well, then, I mean, we've known each other for what now, a couple weeks? 186 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,484 I mean, people usually take years unloading their baggage. 187 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:20,530 - I'm trying to figure out what's the rush. - The rush is I was just curious. 188 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:25,326 Now I see how bad you want to avoid it, I ain't just curious anymore, I'm worried. 189 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,913 Okay. I don't have a job. 190 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,331 I already figured that out. 191 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,917 Get to the good stuff. 192 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,878 Okay. 193 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,672 The day we met... 194 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,843 ...remember I told you I was worse off than you when Maryann found me? 195 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,636 Well, the truth is I was... 196 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:47,515 ...living under a freeway overpass without a penny in my pocket. 197 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:50,101 That's a penny I still don't have today, by the way. 198 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,228 I don't care about money. 199 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,357 I spent some time in prison. 200 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,818 What for? 201 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,862 Drugs. 202 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,698 Possession or dealing? 203 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,534 I gotta pick one? 204 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,745 Okay. 205 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,288 Colorful. 206 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:18,797 And I also served some time for armed robbery and assault. 207 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,801 But I got out early on the assault charge for good behavior, so... 208 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,844 That's a plus. 209 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,388 Hey, you wanted to know. 210 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,980 Our own Mary Simmons spoke to the parents... 211 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,900 ...at their home in Shreveport earlier today. 212 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,902 If anyone has seen our daughter... 213 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,531 ...or even if you're the person who took her... 214 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,115 ...she's our first-born. 215 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:49,118 And she's a goodhearted, smart girl... 216 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:54,374 ...who's never done anything to harm anybody. So please just bring her home. 217 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,418 We just want to see our baby again. 218 00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,797 Another harrowing appeal from young Jessica Hamby's mother. 219 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,925 Our hearts and prayers go out to her entire family tonight... 220 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:07,637 ...as I'm sure yours do too. Back to you. 221 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:41,421 And so it is with open arms that Steve and I welcome all of you... 222 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,215 ...to the Light of Day leadership conference. 223 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,343 Tomorrow's leaders today. 224 00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:50,722 Amanda will be coming around with your ring of honesty. 225 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,641 Your ring symbolizes the promise... 226 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,476 ...we ask you to keep. - Welcome. 227 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,605 - To us and to yourselves. - Thank you. 228 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,984 That you will always be completely honest and open... 229 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,111 ...while here on this campus. 230 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:10,158 Also, bear in mind that your ring is made out of real silver. 231 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:13,453 So protect it with all your heart. 232 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:17,040 And maybe one day, your ring will protect you. 233 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,667 Die, fangers! 234 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,337 Now, some of you already have friends here... 235 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:26,215 ...but most of you probably don't. And this is nothing to worry about. 236 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:29,052 Because you will all be fast friends... 237 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:33,431 ...as you all have one thing in common. 238 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,601 Because for every one of you... 239 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:42,607 ...today is the day his holy light begins to shine on you. 240 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,026 Amen. 241 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,030 Amen, brother! 242 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,532 - Amen. - That's right, reverend. 243 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,870 Oh, whoopsy darn it. 244 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,497 You'll get the hang of it. 245 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,374 Shoot. 246 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,543 - You're late. - Sorry. 247 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,046 How about me? Am I on time? 248 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,006 I'm gonna go punch in. 249 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:12,553 I was in and out of here so fast last night, I barely got a look at the place. It's... 250 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,681 It's so... 251 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:18,768 Vibrant. 252 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:22,397 Well, thanks for your concern, but there's a big rodeo in Monroe today. 253 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,524 So that's why we're slow. 254 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,901 Well, Tara says the food here is wonderful... 255 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,571 ...so let's see what I'm in the mood for. 256 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:36,369 - My first table. Wish me luck. - You know what, Daphne? I got this one. 257 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,829 - Are you sure? - You just... 258 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,624 You just focus on one thing at a time. Okay? 259 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,171 Any of you guys pick those up the other day? 260 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,758 Stop fucking with me. 261 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,555 Tableside visit from the owner himself. I must be important. 262 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,682 I want you to leave. 263 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,436 You're not really gonna refuse me service, are you? 264 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,397 I mean, after I forgave you a hundred-thousand dollar loan... 265 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,567 ...the least you could do is let me buy myself some lunch. 266 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,031 What can I get you? 267 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:16,784 I think I will go with... 268 00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:20,121 ...the stuffed snapper with the crawfish topping... 269 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,249 ...the blackened rib eye, the red beans and rice... 270 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,627 ...the fried catfish, and... Oh, dear. 271 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:30,256 Now, would it be possible to get the smothered pork chops for lunch... 272 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:33,134 ...even though it's listed here under the dinner entrées? 273 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,803 Now, how are your...? 274 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,138 Hallelujah! 275 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,983 That's how you capture the flag. 276 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,613 Luke. 277 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,787 Go, go, go! 278 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,501 - Yeah! - Yeah! 279 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,513 Capture that. 280 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,817 All right, let's see some hustle! 281 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,403 I wanna see a flag get captured. 282 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,157 Here comes Stackhouse. He's back. 283 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,170 Yeah. 284 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:02,098 - I see you. Come on. - Right there. 285 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,058 Yeah! 286 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,227 Bring it in, guys. 287 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,522 That's what I'm talking about. 288 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,743 - Hey. - Sookie, what are you doing here? 289 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,787 - I thought it was your day off. - It is. 290 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,666 How many times I have to tell you coming in when you don't have to is pathetic? 291 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,043 It's like going to school and visiting teachers. 292 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:34,755 I didn't come to see my teachers, I came to see you. So come on. 293 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,841 - Take a break. - Sam will be pissed. 294 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,260 - He's always pissed. - When I don't have order... 295 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,762 - I'm losing it, Sam. - Terry, come on. What is this? 296 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:45,766 It ain't my fault. How the hell am I supposed to read her writing? 297 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,186 Daphne. 298 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,520 Daphne! 299 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,535 Motherfucker. 300 00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:24,216 So basically, you're, like, a stepmother to a vampire? 301 00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:26,260 Okay, you did not just call me that. 302 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,390 - What about you? How have you been? - Oh, Sook. 303 00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:34,602 - I'm confused. - About what? 304 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,772 You know I've been living at Maryann's for the last couple weeks? 305 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:38,939 I do. 306 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:41,400 Well, in a lot of ways, I don't ever wanna leave. 307 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:43,819 I mean, everything is taken care of for me there. 308 00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,905 My bed gets made, my laundry gets done... 309 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,741 ...there's breakfast on the patio served to you by a chef. 310 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,452 - Can I move in? - Seriously, right? 311 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,079 But it scares me too. 312 00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:56,624 And maybe that's just because I'm not used to taking and not giving... 313 00:22:56,792 --> 00:23:01,712 ...but something inside me says, "This is weird, Tara. Don't trust it." 314 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,214 What do you think? 315 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,841 Does all this sound too good to be true to you? 316 00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,843 I think before I answer that... 317 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:11,430 ...I have to tell you I may have a conflict of interest in all this. 318 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,933 - Conflict of interest? - Yeah. 319 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:19,105 See, the main reason I came to see you today was... 320 00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:25,444 Tara Thornton, would you like to move in with me? 321 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,613 Really? Are you serious? 322 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,949 Of course I'm serious. It would be so much fun. 323 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:34,036 We know we get along. When we were kids, you slept over more often than you didn't... 324 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,664 ...and we never wanted to pull each other's hair out. 325 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,625 That's where you're wrong. I was always jealous of your hair. 326 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:42,503 - I thought about cutting it while you slept. - You did not. 327 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,839 Oh, yes, I did. 328 00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:47,133 So...? So, what do you think? 329 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,593 Because I've been trying to get my act together... 330 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:52,680 ...to move into Gran's room for the past couple weeks... 331 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:56,434 ...and your moving in might be the kick in the butt I need to do it. 332 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,729 Daphne! 333 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:03,607 That's right on my feet. How am I supposed to ignore that? 334 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,694 - I'm sorry. - Lf you wanna make it to Bill's tonight... 335 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,988 ...get out of here before Sam asks you to stay. 336 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,489 You're probably right. 337 00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:13,242 Hi, Sam. Bye, Sam. 338 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,915 Is this the infamous Sookie? 339 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,001 Sookie, Maryann. Maryann, Sookie. 340 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:25,296 - It's nice to meet you. - Oh, likewise. 341 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,631 Oh, you're very special, you know. 342 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,718 I mean, to have been through everything you have in your life... 343 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:34,138 ...not to mention the last few weeks, and to emerge from it walking... 344 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,390 ...let alone smiling, it's... 345 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:39,518 Well, it's simply astonishing. 346 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,939 I see what you mean about her, Tara. 347 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:49,487 She has an old soul, doesn't she? 348 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:56,035 I'm sorry. I'm usually good at placing people's accents... 349 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:58,829 ...but yours I can't get a handle on. Where are you from? 350 00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,081 Cape Cod. 351 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,919 Best potato chips in the world. 352 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:12,092 Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm running late. 353 00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:16,055 Tara, let me know what you decide about moving in, all right? 354 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,390 Because I think it'd be really great. 355 00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:26,732 She asked you to move in with her? That was awfully nice. 356 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:31,278 Yeah, but I don't know what I'm doing, so... 357 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:56,845 No. 358 00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:02,726 - Who the fuck are you? - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 359 00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:04,311 Well? 360 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:08,274 It's daytime. Thank you, Jesus. 361 00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:10,150 Thank you, God. You're human, right? 362 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:14,280 Kind of. But I ain't letting you go, if that's what you're thinking. 363 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:17,241 Well, look at you. 364 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,743 Not only is you sexy... 365 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:23,664 ...but you can read minds too. That getting me all riled up in my nether regions. 366 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:25,833 Don't you try and flirt with me. 367 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:30,004 They told me to pay special attention to the faggot drag queen in the basement. 368 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:32,298 Skank-ass bitch, you gonna let me out of here! 369 00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:35,843 I do that, I'm good as dead, and you know it. Don't you move. 370 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,596 You ain't gonna shoot me, not with them shaky-ass hands. 371 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:40,848 You ain't got the stomach for it. 372 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,684 Bitch. 373 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,186 Holy fucker. 374 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:47,438 I'm sorry. 375 00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:51,191 I'm so fucking sorry. 376 00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,739 I hate guns! 377 00:26:58,241 --> 00:27:00,326 Hey! Hey! I'm the one who got shot. 378 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:03,787 Will you quit screaming and get me a towel before I bleed the fuck out? 379 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:05,080 Okay. 380 00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:06,707 Goddamn. 381 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,042 Hurry up! 382 00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:10,628 Motherfucker. 383 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,379 These are all dirty. 384 00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:15,049 Just give me the fucking towel. 385 00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:22,890 - Yeah, yeah. All right. - Yeah. 386 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:42,368 Yeah. 387 00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:11,939 Praise Jesus. 388 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,359 In his name! 389 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:28,455 Praise him. 390 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,796 Oh, yeah. 391 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,636 One more! 392 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:47,141 - Praise Jesus! - Thank you, everybody. Honesty. 393 00:28:47,308 --> 00:28:48,726 Honesty, babe. 394 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:52,855 Let's hear it again for our very own Amanda Jane. 395 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,649 - You did very good, honey. - Amen. 396 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:57,151 - Excellent. - Praise Jesus. 397 00:28:57,318 --> 00:29:01,155 - Honesty. - That was "Jesus Asked Me Out Today." 398 00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:05,159 And it's on her new album, which drops next Tuesday, is that right? 399 00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:07,828 Yes. Look for it at Wal-Mart, Target, Costco. 400 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:11,165 And the single's already available for downloading on iTunes. 401 00:29:11,332 --> 00:29:13,709 So check it out. 402 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,335 Thank you. Thank you. 403 00:29:15,503 --> 00:29:18,172 - We love you, Amanda! - Yeah! 404 00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:21,800 You hate to have to follow that. 405 00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:23,844 All right. Go on, go on, sit down. 406 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:26,930 All right, now, finally tonight, we're gonna wind things down... 407 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:31,810 ...with a little game, which, while fun, should also be instructive. 408 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:35,522 Because as each of you heads out into the world... 409 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:40,027 ...at some point, you will be faced with real-life encounters... 410 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:42,196 ...with vampire sympathizers. 411 00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:44,656 - Traitor! - Un-American! 412 00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:45,866 It's just not right! 413 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,993 And we wanna make sure that you're ready. 414 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:51,246 So, Sarah, honey, can you come on up here, please? 415 00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:56,835 Now, I'm gonna ask my beautiful bride to play the part of the sympathizer. 416 00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:01,048 Oh, come on, y'all, it's just pretend. 417 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:04,343 And Jason Stackhouse. 418 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:07,387 Why don't you come on up and play the part of the good guy? 419 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,056 Me? 420 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:11,308 Well, you captured the flag, didn't you? 421 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:13,268 - Yeah! - Yeah, Stackhouse! 422 00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:14,978 You the man, Jason! 423 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:17,773 A gutsy guy right there. 424 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:20,400 Get up there. 425 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:35,791 Hello? 426 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:38,418 I just saw my parents on TV. 427 00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:40,170 Oh, no, I'm sorry. 428 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:43,590 I finally get why they never wanted me to watch it in the first place. 429 00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:45,592 It's horrible. 430 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:49,096 - Where's Bill? - I have no idea. 431 00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:50,597 All he told me was: 432 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:54,601 "Jessica, I have errands to run. Errands which do not require your presence. 433 00:30:54,769 --> 00:30:58,605 So remain here and do your best to stay out of trouble while I'm gone." 434 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,819 And I hate it here. I hate it so much. 435 00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:07,239 Jessica. 436 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:16,290 I... 437 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,627 - I think I miss them. - Your parents? 438 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:25,257 And my little sister. 439 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:27,217 Who I was always... 440 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,303 ...totally horrible to... 441 00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:35,309 ...and I was just such a brat and... 442 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:43,150 - Wait, what's wrong with me? - Sweetie, vampires don't cry regular tears. 443 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,736 So when you cry, you're gonna cry blood from now on. 444 00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:48,447 Well, why do you know that and I don't? 445 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:51,199 I mean, don't you think I should know this about myself? 446 00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:53,410 Bill should probably have told you. 447 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,454 Jeez, you think? 448 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,291 Here's some tissue. 449 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:03,670 Look, I don't know if it helps at all, but I think I kind of know how you feel. 450 00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:05,756 - At least a little. - No, you don't. 451 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,300 I'm not saying it's the same... 452 00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:13,680 ...but I lost my gran a few weeks ago, and she was everything to me. 453 00:32:13,848 --> 00:32:17,142 Everything I knew, and now she's gone. 454 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:21,772 But grandparents are supposed to die, and you're still alive. 455 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,066 I mean, with me, I'm the one that's dead. 456 00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:26,109 It doesn't really matter who's dead. 457 00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:28,403 When people love each other... 458 00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:33,700 ...and then suddenly one of them isn't there anymore, it's the distance that hurts. 459 00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:37,162 And the distance is the same no matter who's doing the leaving. 460 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:43,168 What do you do when you feel so far away you can't stand it? 461 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:48,674 Well, sometimes I'll go into her room and just sit there a spell. 462 00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:50,842 That helps? 463 00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:55,055 I don't know why, but just being someplace... 464 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,391 ...where she's been... 465 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:01,228 ...it makes me feel better, at least a little bit. 466 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:09,528 You think maybe you could drive me to my parents' so that I could... 467 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,863 I did not mean to... You know I can't do that. 468 00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:15,492 Please. I would just sit in the car, I swear. 469 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,537 All I'm asking is to sit across the street... 470 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:21,289 ...and catch a glimpse of them through the window. 471 00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:23,542 Just so I can say goodbye. 472 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:28,130 I'm sorry. It's just not my place. But if you explained it to Bill... 473 00:33:28,297 --> 00:33:32,092 ...the same way you just explained it to me, I'm sure he'd take you. 474 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,261 Are you really sure about that? 475 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:37,055 Because I'm not so sure he would. 476 00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:48,442 - Okay. - Really? 477 00:33:48,609 --> 00:33:51,903 Yes. But we're just driving by, and that's it. 478 00:33:52,071 --> 00:33:55,115 And we should swing by my place and get you a change of clothes... 479 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:57,826 ...because I am not taking you out in public like that. 480 00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,911 Thank you, Sookie. Thank you so, so, much. 481 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,997 Oh, don't mention it. 482 00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,750 To Bill... 483 00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:06,585 ...ever. 484 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:18,430 - I like this one, Dad. - Fine, go try it on. 485 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:21,641 You look positively lost. 486 00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:25,937 Yes, I do feel a little at sea. 487 00:34:26,105 --> 00:34:29,483 I can help you pick something out if you'd like. 488 00:34:29,650 --> 00:34:33,111 You're looking for your daughter? 489 00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:36,907 Yes. My daughter, Jessica. 490 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,159 Such a pretty name. 491 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:42,996 What do you think of this? 492 00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:46,792 It's very nice, but I don't think so. 493 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:50,253 My, we are conservative, aren't we? 494 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:53,590 No, not really. Just old-fashioned. 495 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,175 Don't be silly. 496 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,427 You don't look old enough to be old-fashioned. 497 00:34:57,595 --> 00:35:01,181 - Not by a long shot. - You'd be surprised. 498 00:35:01,974 --> 00:35:06,103 You're funny. And cold. 499 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:09,689 Well, you're not...? 500 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:13,693 I am vampire, yes. 501 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,864 Tell you what. 502 00:35:18,032 --> 00:35:21,201 Why don't you come with me to the dressing room... 503 00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:24,037 ...and I could model this for you? 504 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:28,375 That's very kind of you, but no, thank you. 505 00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:33,505 - You sure, now? - I am. 506 00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:38,301 Good evening, old sport. 507 00:35:40,054 --> 00:35:41,054 Eric? 508 00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:43,932 It's the new me. 509 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:45,934 You like? 510 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:49,604 I do. Very much. 511 00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:53,608 Okay. 512 00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:01,908 We need to talk. 513 00:36:02,076 --> 00:36:06,037 Listen, lady, if you're gonna give them all the rights normal people have... 514 00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:09,249 ...then how am I supposed to protect my sweet little girl... 515 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:13,211 ...from any vampire who wants to just fly on in and marry her? 516 00:36:13,379 --> 00:36:15,255 - Yeah. - You have a daughter? 517 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:18,508 Well, I was a pretty bad boy... 518 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:21,720 ...up until the Light of Day leadership conference. 519 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:26,683 So, yeah, it's entirely possible that I could. 520 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:29,311 Well, I don't give a hoot about your daughter. 521 00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:32,147 In fact, nothing you say about vampire rights... 522 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:34,441 ...is gonna change my mind. 523 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:35,775 Because... 524 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:42,199 ...I am a vampire. 525 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:11,228 Hey! 526 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:14,856 I'm so sorry. 527 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:18,360 It's okay. 528 00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:22,322 Hey, you all right? 529 00:37:23,449 --> 00:37:26,451 - It's okay. - You all right? 530 00:37:26,869 --> 00:37:28,328 Yeah. 531 00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:36,962 I got another deluxe, I can't guarantee that it's cooked. 532 00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:41,007 Oh, honey, you are sweating like a ice-water pitcher. 533 00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:44,344 I'm feeling the pressure, Arlene. I don't like feeling the pressure. 534 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:46,012 Well, when was your last break? 535 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:48,098 I ain't taken one. 536 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,350 I'm coming around there. 537 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,019 Daphne, order up! 538 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,148 Fucking... 539 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,236 - Give me your tongs. - I'm fine. 540 00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:03,738 Give me your tongs. 541 00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:05,824 Taking a break. 542 00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:09,202 Be a doll, take that out to Table 4 for me. 543 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:12,038 Okay. Which one's Table 4 again? 544 00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:17,711 Well, I'll find it. I'll find it. 545 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,714 - She ain't working out. - Nope. 546 00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:25,218 It's funny. Most of these orders are going out to Table 4. 547 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,346 What the hell's going on at Table 4? 548 00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:37,480 Miss, miss. I think you're looking for me. 549 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:40,358 I'd have stood there all night if you hadn't noticed me. 550 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:43,862 - So thanks. - Are you new here? 551 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:45,071 How could you tell? 552 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:48,742 Because you care about doing a good job. Now, you just keep on caring... 553 00:38:48,909 --> 00:38:51,286 ...and one day you will be the best at what you do. 554 00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:52,495 That's my advice. 555 00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:08,136 Don't you think you've had enough? 556 00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:09,763 I know what you're thinking. 557 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:12,390 Nine years sober. 558 00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:14,267 Why give it all up? 559 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:17,354 Well, what I got to say to that is... 560 00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:19,189 ...why the hell not? 561 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:23,568 Because the people in this town don't need to see you this way. 562 00:39:23,944 --> 00:39:27,197 The people in this town don't see me. 563 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:28,907 Not for what I really am. 564 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:33,453 Well, how about you quit feeling sorry for yourself and suck it up? 565 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:36,539 You want respect from people, start by respecting yourself. 566 00:39:36,957 --> 00:39:39,459 Bud took me off a case, Sam. 567 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:43,129 I don't know about you, but in my book that's a capital demotion. 568 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,256 Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't know that. 569 00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:48,218 I'll get back on the right path tomorrow, but tonight just... 570 00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:50,553 ...don't cut me off, all right? 571 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:52,639 No problem. 572 00:39:55,601 --> 00:39:58,937 One of the things I set out to do when I opened up here... 573 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:01,815 ...was to have a place where you could come, get a drink... 574 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:04,442 ...nobody would bother you to dance. 575 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,362 I am with you there. 576 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,823 I hate to dance. 577 00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:14,702 This one time, I was in a club in Shreveport... 578 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:17,163 ...and I actually had a woman tell me... 579 00:40:17,331 --> 00:40:20,959 ...I looked like a epileptic on meth. 580 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:24,003 Never again, Sam. 581 00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:25,964 Never again. 582 00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:25,190 The sheriff of Area 9 in Texas has gone missing. 583 00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:26,649 Have you heard about that? 584 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:30,487 I hadn't, but I know the vampire of whom you speak. His name is Godric, correct? 585 00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:32,238 Indeed. 586 00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:36,242 It goes without saying he needs to be found. 587 00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:38,912 Which is where Sookie comes in. 588 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,455 No. 589 00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:44,751 As she's yours, I'm asking your permission to take her with me to Dallas. 590 00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:47,086 Eric, you can do whatever you want with me... 591 00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:49,964 ...but I am not putting her in this position anymore. 592 00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:53,092 I cannot and will not allow you to bring her into these matters. 593 00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:55,762 We made a deal, your human and I. 594 00:41:55,930 --> 00:42:00,308 That if I didn't kill anyone, she would work for me as often as I like. 595 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:03,770 Now, you remember this, don't you? You were there. 596 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:08,066 Taking her across state lines is a far cry from taking her to Fangtasia for the evening. 597 00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:12,153 I'm only asking your permission out of respect. 598 00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:14,906 If I want her, I can simply take her. 599 00:42:18,827 --> 00:42:20,411 Is "no" your final answer? 600 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:21,955 It is. 601 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:26,543 Poorly played, Bill. 602 00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:37,845 Here, this is it. Across the street. 603 00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:47,313 My daddy won't be home yet... 604 00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:50,733 ...but my mama and sister should be there. 605 00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:57,907 Jessica? 606 00:42:58,325 --> 00:42:59,951 Yeah? 607 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,164 I'm sorry. 608 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:11,087 Well, why are you crying? 609 00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:14,007 Because I did this to you. 610 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,719 If Bill hadn't... 611 00:43:18,679 --> 00:43:20,096 I took your life away... 612 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:23,182 ...and I know there's no way you'll ever be able to forgive me. 613 00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:24,851 It's not even right to ask. 614 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:31,065 But I had no idea it was gonna lead to this. 615 00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:35,653 I don't blame you, Sookie. 616 00:43:36,822 --> 00:43:39,365 How's that even possible? 617 00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:40,617 There's my sister. 618 00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:43,244 Jessica! 619 00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:47,040 Jessica! Get back in the car! 620 00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:48,708 Hello? 621 00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:50,877 You promised. 622 00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:53,671 Fault: Front door. 623 00:43:54,506 --> 00:43:55,673 Jessica. 624 00:43:55,841 --> 00:43:57,675 Momma. 625 00:43:58,510 --> 00:44:00,011 Don't cry. 626 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:07,560 - Oh, hey, Eden. - Where were you? 627 00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:09,979 It doesn't matter. Just call your father... 628 00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:13,024 ...and tell him that Jessica's home. 629 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,737 Momma, I'd like to introduce you to my... 630 00:44:18,364 --> 00:44:20,490 My friend. This is Sookie. 631 00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:23,201 Hello, Sookie. 632 00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:24,577 Thank you. 633 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,954 Thank you so much for bringing her back. 634 00:44:27,122 --> 00:44:28,206 You're welcome. 635 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:32,919 Aren't you gonna invite us in? 636 00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:35,755 What? No, no, we can't stay. 637 00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:38,091 Honey, your arm's like ice. 638 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:40,760 Come on in and I'll make you some tea. 639 00:44:40,928 --> 00:44:42,178 Come on. 640 00:44:55,442 --> 00:44:57,944 What just walked through that door? 641 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,696 Trouble. 642 00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:01,614 - Hey, Tara. - Eggs, I'm working. 643 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,950 I know. And I'm sorry. I got something to say... 644 00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:06,619 ...and I want you to hear me out. - I'll hear you out. 645 00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,080 Jane Bodehouse. You are a crazy-ass drunk... 646 00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:11,749 ...but normally you wait for some loser to hit on you. 647 00:45:11,917 --> 00:45:14,335 What the hell has gotten into you? 648 00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:16,713 I don't know. 649 00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:21,467 Okay. What? 650 00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:26,764 All right, listen. 651 00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:28,850 My dad left us when I was a little kid. 652 00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:31,144 So I don't remember shit about him except this. 653 00:45:31,311 --> 00:45:34,188 He used to always say, "You can't get what you want in life... 654 00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:37,650 ...so in order to get it, you have to appear not to want it." 655 00:45:38,193 --> 00:45:40,361 Well, I say fuck that. 656 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:45,074 I wanna be with you, Tara, and I refuse to pretend I don't. 657 00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:51,330 Detective Bellefleur, you come dance with me. 658 00:45:51,498 --> 00:45:52,790 I don't dance. 659 00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:56,335 With me you do. Come on. Come on! 660 00:45:56,503 --> 00:46:00,715 What the hell. It's my last night drinking. 661 00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:08,598 You think you walk on water, don't you? 662 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:12,977 I'm pretty sure that was Moses. 663 00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:14,854 No, it was Jesus. 664 00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:16,689 Moses parted the Red Sea. 665 00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:20,985 And what the hell was the deal with you snapping the American flag in half... 666 00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:25,740 ...like you some Muslim Buffy with a dick? That's all kinds of messed up. 667 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:28,785 Well, I'm sorry you didn't like it, Mac, but everyone else... 668 00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:32,038 Your being here is a joke, Stackhouse. 669 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,291 They may not see it now, but they will. 670 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:37,293 Day one might have went to you. 671 00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:40,087 Day two belongs to the Luke-inator. 672 00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:50,181 Die, fanger! 673 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:54,685 - Vampire sympathizer. - Jason Stackhouse, you're a tool of Satan. 674 00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:56,896 You brought me Tru Blood. 675 00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:59,273 - Traitor. - Turn your back on Jesus. 676 00:46:59,441 --> 00:47:01,234 Just drink. 677 00:47:01,401 --> 00:47:02,568 Jason Stackhouse. 678 00:47:03,028 --> 00:47:05,905 They may not see it now, but they will. 679 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,451 Goddamn it. 680 00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:17,768 - What the fuck is going on out there? - I don't know what you're talking about. 681 00:48:17,936 --> 00:48:21,647 I'm talking about the dancing and the people nearly having sex on the pool table? 682 00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:25,318 I don't know what to tell you. People came back from the rodeo in a good mood? 683 00:48:25,485 --> 00:48:29,655 Damn it, Maryann, this is my bar, these are my people, this is my town! 684 00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:35,077 Don't do that. I've seen you do that before. 685 00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:36,746 Maryann. 686 00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:42,668 Stop it. You can't... 687 00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:56,140 Abracadabra, Sam. 688 00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:59,685 What I just did to you, I can do anytime, anywhere. 689 00:48:59,853 --> 00:49:02,730 So unless you want your customers to know your little secret... 690 00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:05,191 ...you better think twice before you threaten me. 691 00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:07,443 Do we understand each other? 692 00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:11,197 I don't normally cuss, but you have completely fucked me here. 693 00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:14,951 I know, and I'm sorry, but I swear it was like it wasn't even me doing it. 694 00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:17,703 It must be all those new vampire impulse-control issues. 695 00:49:17,871 --> 00:49:19,372 Fuck your impulse-control issues. 696 00:49:19,539 --> 00:49:22,375 Here's some sandwiches. Mom's still making tea. 697 00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:23,584 Oh, thanks, Eden. 698 00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:25,670 - Thank you. - Eden, you already had dinner. 699 00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:28,506 - Don't touch those sandwiches. - You're pretty. 700 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:30,716 Why, that's awful nice of you. 701 00:49:30,884 --> 00:49:33,052 And you're very pretty yourself. 702 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,262 No, I'm not. 703 00:49:35,430 --> 00:49:36,639 Got a problem with hair. 704 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:39,725 Fault: Front door. 705 00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:57,702 - How could you do this? - Daddy. 706 00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:00,579 Do you have any idea what you put your mother through? 707 00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:03,874 - Why, Jessica? You tell me why! - Mr. Hamby! 708 00:50:04,042 --> 00:50:05,668 Or I will make you tell me! 709 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:09,130 Go ahead, Daddy. Get your belt. 710 00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:16,220 But this time, I'll be ready for you. 711 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:22,810 How much blood do you think he's lost? 712 00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:25,104 Oh, I still think he has something to offer. 713 00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:29,233 I hate to let it all go to waste like this. Seems a shame we have to wait for Eric. 714 00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:32,403 Yeah, maybe one day you'll be sheriff and you can make the rules. 715 00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:34,780 - I doubt that. - Me too. 716 00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:38,701 Sorry to keep you waiting for so long. 717 00:50:38,910 --> 00:50:40,453 How's the leg? 718 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,913 It's shitty. Thanks for asking. 719 00:50:43,081 --> 00:50:47,126 After all your proclamations about what a model prisoner you were going to be... 720 00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:48,627 ...you had to try to escape. 721 00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:52,298 - You were gonna kill me anyway, right? - Well, now you'll never know. 722 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,092 So, what's it gonna be, Lafayette? 723 00:50:55,260 --> 00:50:58,637 Would you like the leg to kill you, or would you prefer us to do it? 724 00:50:58,805 --> 00:51:00,806 I'm gonna go with plan C. 725 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,476 There's a plan C? 726 00:51:04,102 --> 00:51:05,895 Make me a vampire. 727 00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:08,481 I beg your pardon? 728 00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:11,317 And you can put me to work in the bar. 729 00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:14,320 I'm a good dancer. You seen it on my site. 730 00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:20,159 Shit, I'll get up there and move Earth and heaven, go-go style. 731 00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:24,413 You are aware there's a gaping hole in your leg? 732 00:51:24,581 --> 00:51:25,831 You're damaged goods. 733 00:51:25,999 --> 00:51:28,167 Not if you turn me. 734 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:29,460 I'll be good as ever. 735 00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:34,298 Look, I'm already a person... 736 00:51:34,466 --> 00:51:38,969 ...of poor moral character, so I'll hit the ground running. 737 00:51:39,137 --> 00:51:42,807 And I damn near glamour people already. 738 00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:47,728 Give me what y'all got, and it's on and cracking. 739 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:51,357 Not only will I be a badass vampire... 740 00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:56,153 ...but I'll be your badass vampire. 741 00:51:56,905 --> 00:51:59,698 - Interesting. - Yeah? 742 00:51:59,866 --> 00:52:02,493 I'll take it under advisement. 743 00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:05,746 Pam? 744 00:52:06,081 --> 00:52:07,623 Chow? 745 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,210 Chow time. 746 00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:21,345 How could you let some bloodsucker bite you like that? 747 00:52:21,513 --> 00:52:25,474 - Mr. Hamby! - I didn't let anybody do anything to me. 748 00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:27,768 But, oh, am I glad he did. 749 00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:32,064 Because now I get to homeschool you in what it's like to be scared. 750 00:52:32,607 --> 00:52:34,024 Jessica! Stop! 751 00:52:34,192 --> 00:52:36,735 Jesus Christ, Sookie. Would you shut the fuck up? 752 00:52:36,903 --> 00:52:39,905 - Are you okay? - Baby, please. This isn't you. 753 00:52:40,073 --> 00:52:43,409 You don't know the first thing about me. You're too dumb to know anything. 754 00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:45,286 - Jessica! - Oh, what? 755 00:52:45,453 --> 00:52:48,497 She is dumb. She's dumber than a sack full of hammers... 756 00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:50,249 ...and he's as mean as a snake. 757 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:53,752 And that's the way it's always gonna be around here. 758 00:52:58,341 --> 00:52:59,758 So I am ending it. 759 00:52:59,926 --> 00:53:02,094 Right here, right now. 760 00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:04,388 And I am doing it with your belt. 761 00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:12,646 - Daddy? - It's okay, baby. 762 00:53:17,777 --> 00:53:21,780 Don't worry. This will only hurt for a minute. 763 00:53:23,283 --> 00:53:24,867 - Fault: Front door. - Bill! 764 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:26,202 Jessica, let him go. 765 00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:28,537 - But... - As your maker, I command you. 766 00:53:28,705 --> 00:53:30,789 God help us. 767 00:53:31,249 --> 00:53:32,917 - Thank God you're here. - Shut up. 768 00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:36,754 Now, someone who lives here must invite me in. 769 00:53:36,922 --> 00:53:39,131 No, don't, he's one of them. He'll kill us all. 770 00:53:39,299 --> 00:53:41,550 - No, he won't. He's not like that. - You. 771 00:53:42,135 --> 00:53:43,802 Little girl. 772 00:53:43,970 --> 00:53:45,596 Come here. 773 00:53:45,805 --> 00:53:47,097 - Eden. - Come back here! 774 00:53:47,265 --> 00:53:49,099 Eden, don't. 775 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:53,395 Good girl. 776 00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:55,648 Now, you listen to me. 777 00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:57,816 I'm here to protect you. 778 00:53:58,818 --> 00:54:02,071 You and your mother and your father. 779 00:54:02,781 --> 00:54:04,823 I am your friend. 780 00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:07,993 So you just invite me in... 781 00:54:08,161 --> 00:54:10,955 ...and I can make everything stop. 782 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:13,499 You can? 783 00:54:15,001 --> 00:54:16,835 Yes. 784 00:54:18,338 --> 00:54:19,755 Won't you please come in, sir? 785 00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:23,592 - I'm sorry. - Get the hell out of here. 786 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,844 - Bill. - Now, so I can clean up your mess. 787 00:54:26,012 --> 00:54:27,763 - Please don't kill them. - This is your fault. 788 00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:29,848 Now, get the hell out of here.