1 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:30,029 Oh, that's it, baby. 2 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:31,739 Yeah. 3 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:33,574 "Baby"? 4 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,703 I'm over a thousand years old. 5 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,080 Are you not having a good time? 6 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:44,626 Well, there's just not much thrill left in feeding on the willing. 7 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:48,672 Then should I try pretending not to want it? 8 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:53,677 Only if you're very, very good at it. 9 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:59,141 Stop. Get off me. 10 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:07,149 You sick bloodsucking bastard. 11 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,950 Off you go. 12 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:22,498 Tell your manager you were magnificent. 13 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:25,626 I'll back up your story if he calls. 14 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:35,177 I was beginning to think you weren't going to accept my invitation, Lorena. 15 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:40,974 For a vampire, you're a terrible liar. 16 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,624 Tell them to go away. 17 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:30,751 It could be anyone. 18 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:38,425 - Who's there? - Isabel, from the summit. 19 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:45,849 - And who is this? - His name is Hugo. 20 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,643 He is mine. 21 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:57,903 I could see how worried you were about Sookie infiltrating the Fellowship. 22 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,738 I thought Hugo could help. 23 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,907 And why would you wanna help us? 24 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,494 Because Godric is my sheriff, not yours. 25 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:10,207 It would be criminal of me to let you take such a risk without my at least offering. 26 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:14,294 - And why would you wanna help us? - Well, I would do anything for Isabel. 27 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:20,133 Forever, and not just my forever, your forever, and forever and forever. 28 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:22,427 It's true, he would. 29 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,012 He loves her. 30 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:28,141 - You, he loves you very much. - And I him. 31 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:33,522 Consider my offer. If nothing else, with Hugo there... 32 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:36,024 ...Sookie will be less likely to arouse suspicion. 33 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:39,319 People of the church, they have a way of not trusting a woman... 34 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:41,029 ...when she's absent a man. 35 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:42,281 Bill, I have to say... 36 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:45,367 ...as a woman who's been absent a man most of her life... 37 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,369 ...that could not be more true. 38 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:53,709 I considered booking you in the room adjoining theirs... 39 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:57,462 ...but I thought that might be a bit over the top. 40 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,881 Why am I here, Mr. Northman? 41 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,050 We want the same thing, you and I. 42 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:08,307 Okay, Bill has something I want... 43 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,392 ...and he's in the way. 44 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,729 - His human? - No, she's something more than human. 45 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:16,023 What is she? 46 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,318 That I do not know. 47 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:24,239 But whatever she is, he loves her. 48 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:28,994 What makes you think I want him back? 49 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,912 That I'd even take him? 50 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:37,586 Because you didn't come all this way just to see me. 51 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:41,882 I haven't seen Bill Compton in over 70 years. 52 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,926 Surely you can't think I have any pull over him whatsoever. 53 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:48,472 I haven't seen my maker for much longer than that... 54 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:51,391 ...and yet I am still loyal to him. 55 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,101 Fiercely loyal. 56 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,229 Shame I didn't turn you. 57 00:05:58,274 --> 00:05:59,941 Then again... 58 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:03,612 ...you're not really my type. 59 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,370 Enjoying the entertainment? 60 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,622 Oh, yes. Very much. 61 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:58,500 Yes, he's wonderful. Just wonderful. 62 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,173 He is quite wonderful. 63 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:10,595 I love your necklace. It's extraordinary. 64 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:14,599 Oh, thank you. I love it too. It was a gift from Sidney. 65 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,893 Yeah, it cost me a pretty penny... 66 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:19,688 ...but got me out of a whopper of a fight, huh? 67 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,523 Right, doll? 68 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:26,987 Hey, where'd you say you two were all from again? Was it Miss? 69 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:32,451 Olivier. Faviana Olivier. And we are from Europe. France. 70 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:36,037 I'm hoping to hop over the pond sometime soon, take this one with me. 71 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,582 I've always wanted to see Europe. 72 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:43,295 You would like it. And it would certainly like you. 73 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:49,509 You seem European already. 74 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:55,056 Most Americans these days are so puritanical. 75 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:57,976 Fuck prohibition. 76 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,436 - Sidney. - Yes. 77 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:04,733 - He's so crass. - But he's right. Fuck prohibition. 78 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:18,997 If you'd like, after your other guests leave... 79 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,292 ...Guillaume and I could stay and we could all... 80 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:26,588 ...fuck prohibition somewhat further. 81 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:32,344 - Absolutely. - Okay. 82 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:46,358 - Wonderful. - This gentleman is wonderful. 83 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,110 Smashing. 84 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,517 I am Guillaume. 85 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,079 Hey. 86 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,665 What happened here? 87 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:48,044 Oh, baby, if you don't wanna tell me... 88 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,297 It's all right. 89 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:55,552 It's just when I take my clothes off, it's all anybody ever sees. 90 00:09:56,387 --> 00:10:00,682 The answer is l... I don't know what happened. 91 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:04,102 - You mean you don't remember? - Oh, I remember. 92 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,688 Heck, I'll never forget it. 93 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:11,776 I just never got a look at who or what it was that jumped me. 94 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,280 Jesus. Where were you? 95 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,491 In the woods, running. 96 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:23,580 And then whatever it was, it was on me. 97 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:24,873 It slashed me. 98 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,251 And then I was sick, real sick, for weeks. 99 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:32,672 Doctors couldn't figure out what it was. 100 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:38,428 They told me I was lucky to be alive, and I should count my blessings. 101 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:42,474 And I still do, every single day of my life. 102 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:49,314 You are the most amazing person... 103 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,899 ...l've ever met. 104 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,862 You're just saying that because I'm the first honest sex you've ever had. 105 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,239 No, that's not true. 106 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:04,454 Have you told anybody else what you are? 107 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:09,084 Yeah. My... 108 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:12,587 My friend Sookie. She knows. 109 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,966 And have you slept with her? 110 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,594 No. 111 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,764 Well, I rest my case. 112 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:31,856 Seriously though, Sam, you shouldn't be ashamed of what you are. 113 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,775 I'm not ashamed. 114 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,695 - I just don't go around advertising it. - Well, neither do I. 115 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:40,156 But the people that I know, the people that I love... 116 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:42,283 ...I don't keep it a secret from them. 117 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:47,080 How come you do? 118 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:51,334 I guess it's because it's dangerous out there. 119 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,379 It's like, why take the risk? 120 00:11:56,966 --> 00:12:00,635 Because not taking a risk is riskier. 121 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,639 That's just wordplay. 122 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:09,144 No. No, it's not. 123 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:14,607 The way I look at it, if you're gonna take the danger out of getting to know someone... 124 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,818 ...might as well not bother with them at all. 125 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:21,156 You've gotta share this life with people. 126 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,410 It's what we were put on this big old round ball to do. 127 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,955 And people, they need to know you. 128 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:36,087 You're just too damn special for them not to. 129 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,340 Where the fuck did you come from? 130 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,856 I'm looking for a pump for an A.O. Smith water heater. 131 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:58,276 - Can you hold on? - Yeah, I'll hold. 132 00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,486 Shit. 133 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,280 Want me to take a look and you can hold the line? 134 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:06,493 That was some spiteful shit, what you said. I got this, okay? I'm the man of the house. 135 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,329 - No offense, Karl. - None taken. 136 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,040 How's your coffee? 137 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,461 Colder than that ridiculous excuse for a shower. 138 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,046 I don't know what to tell you. 139 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,132 I wish I had a fancier crib for you to squat in, but I don't. 140 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:27,722 Tara, you may not know this about me, but without a hot shower in the morning... 141 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,225 ...I have no tolerance for sarcasm. 142 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,060 - Sorry. - You still there? 143 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,478 Yeah. Yeah, I'm here. 144 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,896 - Yeah, we got one. - You do? 145 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:38,233 - Yep. - Great. We'll be there as soon as we can. 146 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,652 Hardware shop in Ferriday's got the part we need. 147 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,571 Ferriday is over two hours away. 148 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,365 It's an old water heater, Maryann. 149 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,867 I called everyone I could within a 150-mile radius. 150 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,912 This guy's the only one who's got a pump that'll fit it. 151 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,248 So do you want somebody to go get it or not? 152 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,919 Drive like the wind. 153 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,131 - Maybe Eggs ought to come... - I want him working on the water heater... 154 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:06,678 ...in case he can jury-rig something so I can take some semblance of a shower. 155 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,514 Maryann, I think you're overestimating your plumber. 156 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:14,561 Besides, if I have to drive a car and look at a map at the same time, I'll crash your Jag. 157 00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:16,354 I know I will. 158 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,528 You can go. Go, go, go. 159 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,280 Cool. 160 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,956 Where you been, Stackhouse? We're 10 minutes late. 161 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,250 Didn't they say what they wanted to see us for? 162 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:41,129 All they said was to grab you and get our butts down to the sanctuary lawn. 163 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:45,008 - Why, you think it's something bad? - It can't be good. 164 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,595 Good morning. 165 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,602 - Think you can handle it? - Yeah. 166 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,437 - Oh, yeah. - It's just a... 167 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,939 Well, it's a platform with a cross on top of it. 168 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:03,318 - Seems pretty straightforward. - Good. Good, good. 169 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:07,655 Look, I'm sorry, but the rest of the group, they're back at camp training, right? 170 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,490 Shouldn't we be with them? 171 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,828 I mean, we ain't being punished for something, are we? 172 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:19,000 Jason Stackhouse, of all the things. Now, what would we be punishing you for? 173 00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,798 Nothing. Nothing at all. 174 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,926 Well, then how about you stop sulking... 175 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:31,095 ...and try to be a little thankful for the job you've been given? 176 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,515 I shouldn't have to remind you, but Jesus was a carpenter. 177 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:35,934 Oh, my golly. 178 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,937 You know, I didn't even think of the parallels. 179 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:43,691 - Should we tell them? - I don't think that's such a good idea. 180 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,527 Honey, they're the best of the best. They deserve to know. 181 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,363 Now, can you boys keep a secret? 182 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,823 - I hope so. - I'll take it to the grave. 183 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:55,286 This platform we're having you build, it's for a ceremony. 184 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,665 Have either of you ever heard the expression "meet the sun"? 185 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,709 You for real? 186 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,921 - Steve... - Sarah, I'm talking. 187 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:08,007 Luke, you wanna do the honors? 188 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:14,305 Well, if it's what I read about, meeting the sun's when you take a vampire... 189 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,683 ...and chain him to the cross just before dawn. 190 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,728 When the sun comes up, the congregation gets to watch from the bleachers... 191 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:24,357 ...as a vampire ignites, sent to his fiery grave once and for all. 192 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:29,737 - Jesus Christ. - Well, yes, him, but the sun too. 193 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,074 Get to work, boys. 194 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,577 - You should probably wear this. - Oh, Hugo. 195 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,706 Yes. Yes, a thousand times, yes. 196 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:43,543 And also, just so that they believe that we're a couple about to get married... 197 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,587 ...it'd probably be best if you let me do most of the talking. 198 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:50,091 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll just shut up and look pretty. 199 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,593 - That's not what I meant. - Yes, it was. 200 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:55,138 It's okay. It'll be easier to listen in on others... 201 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:58,099 ...if I don't have to worry about carrying on a conversation. 202 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,893 Good, good. But if they do ask you any questions... 203 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:04,397 ...are you sure you're gonna be able to say the things about vampires... 204 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,649 ...that they're gonna wanna hear? - Hugo... 205 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,402 ...I don't just hear the things that hateful people say. 206 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,446 I hear the things that are so hateful... 207 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:14,574 ...that hateful people don't even wanna say them out loud. 208 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,908 Don't you worry about me. 209 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,786 I've got plenty of material to work with. I'll be fine. 210 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,455 Good. 211 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:24,792 It's funny, I don't even know you really, but you're the only other person... 212 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,794 ...l've ever met who's dated a vampire... 213 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,504 What do you wanna know? 214 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,132 Everything. 215 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:35,636 Like do you and Isabel ever fight? 216 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:36,971 Oh, we fight like crazy. 217 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,266 But I've been with women I didn't fight with before. 218 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,311 With every one of them, the only reason that we never fought... 219 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,189 ...was because I didn't care enough to bother. 220 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,317 Oh, Hugo, that is messed up. 221 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,570 Maybe. But it's also true. 222 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:58,201 It's funny, but whenever Bill and me fight, even as I'm screaming and I'm so mad... 223 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:02,997 ...I don't think I'm ever gonna stop, somehow, in the middle of all that... 224 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,875 ...I know we're both fighting for our relationship. 225 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,627 For each other. 226 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:11,172 - We're fighting to stay together. - Do you...? 227 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,009 - Never mind. - What? 228 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:19,847 Lately, the thing Isabel and I have been fighting about the most... 229 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,434 ...is whenever I bring up the subject of her turning me... 230 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,853 ...she just shuts down. She won't even discuss it. 231 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:31,109 Is that a thing that people actually do? Because it never even occurred to me. 232 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,195 How could it not? I mean, right now it's all well and good... 233 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,864 ...but in 50 years, when they're still what they are... 234 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,950 ...but we're in our 70s and 80s... 235 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,828 ...and we're hunched over and frail and using walkers? 236 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,831 Come on. How could they still love us? 237 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,088 We should go. 238 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:56,926 Listen, I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have told you that. L... 239 00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:02,223 It's okay, Hugo, really. Besides, now if I die today, who cares? 240 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:06,394 I'll never have to feel old and unloved and unwanted. 241 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,272 Right. 242 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:21,742 "Bitches, don't you know that sarcasm and cold water do not mix?" 243 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,997 Oh, shit. 244 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:30,042 All right, so the next thing you wanna do is hop on the 165 South. 245 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:33,588 Excellent. You're a hell of a navigator, you know? 246 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,270 Eggs? 247 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,607 Okay, there's gonna be a diner that's built out of an old red barn... 248 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,525 ...coming up around the bend. 249 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,236 - You been here before? - No, never. 250 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,658 - Now, why the fuck did I know that? - All right, you're freaking me out. 251 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:05,620 - You better not be fucking with me. - No, no. Turn right here. 252 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,914 - Eggs, tell me what's going on. - I don't know. 253 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,583 - Please, just turn right here. Come on. - Shit. 254 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,772 Eggs. 255 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,662 Where you going, Eggs? 256 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:57,421 You still up for doing something after work tonight? 257 00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,465 Yeah. Sure. 258 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:05,596 Good, because I just got off the phone, and I've got a surprise lined up for you. 259 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,558 I don't like surprises, Arlene. 260 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,185 Well, that's too bad... 261 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:17,024 ...because I just happen to be an extremely mysterious woman. 262 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,779 Can I get y'all anything else? 263 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,282 How about that iced tea I ordered five minutes ago? 264 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,243 Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry. I'll be right back with that. 265 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,745 And some Worcestershire. 266 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,708 - Any chance I'll get it? - Zero. 267 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:37,253 - She's about the worst I've ever seen. - Well, maybe it's for the best. 268 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,006 Seems like lately if you're too good a waitress... 269 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,258 ...someone's gonna come along and kill you. 270 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,552 You are so bad, Maxine. 271 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,724 Hey there, Sam. Lafayette here? 272 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,726 In the kitchen. 273 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:58,399 I've been noticing some strange things about you lately. 274 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:00,401 Like? 275 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,362 Like the fact that you just up and vanish for over two weeks. 276 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:07,658 Like the fact that now that you are back, you seem to have lost some of your pizzazz. 277 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,829 - My pizzazz? - That's right. 278 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:17,543 Now, in case you didn't hear, Lafayette, a woman's dead. 279 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:21,255 A woman that just so happened to have ripped off your cousin and your auntie. 280 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:25,718 So for the record, where were you all that time? 281 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:28,929 I was on a cruise. 282 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,682 A cruise, huh? What kind of cruise? 283 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,100 A gay one. 284 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,479 Why don't you tell me what you're accusing me of? 285 00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:38,439 You weren't on any damn gay cruise. 286 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:42,693 Because if you were, you would have come back with more pizzazz, not less. 287 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,114 So how about you and I go down to the station and I lock you up? 288 00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:50,868 Leave you in a cell to rot until you confess. 289 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:52,953 Or you can just tell me now. 290 00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:57,124 Because I already know what you were doing. 291 00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,835 You were hiding out. Lying in wait. 292 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:03,214 You killed that woman and cut her heart out. 293 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,633 Now, tell me I'm not right. 294 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,970 - Leave him alone, coz. - Terry, you need to shut up. 295 00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:14,100 And you need to get up. Think I will take you down to the station. 296 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,685 I said get the fuck up. 297 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:19,688 What the hell, Andy? Back when we were kids... 298 00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:23,526 ...and we used to play Cops and Robbers in Me-maw and Pa-po's backyard... 299 00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:26,821 ...you always used to make your arrests with dignity. 300 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,740 This ain't the kind of cop you set out to be. 301 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:33,661 And by the way, everybody knows that you ain't even a cop anymore. 302 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:38,165 Get the hell out of here. 303 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:42,044 - But he's a suspect. - No, he ain't. 304 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:45,923 And even if he was, does he look like he's about to run to you? 305 00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:51,470 All right, you're right. 306 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,434 I'm sorry, Mr. Reynolds. 307 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,525 Okay. 308 00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:07,736 Okay, buddy. 309 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:13,492 Come here. Come here. 310 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,412 Yeah, come here. 311 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:20,541 Close your eyes. 312 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:24,628 Close them. Close them. 313 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,881 That's good. 314 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:32,553 Now, I want you to imagine... 315 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,639 ...a golden glowing ball... 316 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:40,352 ...radiating warmth and safety. 317 00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:44,398 That's good. 318 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:56,368 - Activation required. - Hoyt. 319 00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:59,914 - You remember Bonita Lou Morris. - Nice to see you again, Miss Morris. 320 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:01,832 I paid that bill last week. 321 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,877 I wanna know why my phone is telling me "activation required." 322 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:07,087 Because I canceled it. 323 00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:09,173 Goddang it, Mama. 324 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:13,511 Now Jessica's probably gonna think I'm one of those guys that never text back. 325 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:17,139 Good. Girls who call boys at all hours of the night like that... 326 00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:19,934 ...are only looking for one thing: Money. 327 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:23,062 - We don't have any money. - That's not true. 328 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,939 We're very comfortable. 329 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:29,401 I told you I would let you date a girl like that over my dead body... 330 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:30,611 ...and I meant it. 331 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:34,365 - This is only the first step. - Oh, yeah? 332 00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:38,953 Reactivate it or the next step's gonna be all mine. 333 00:25:41,122 --> 00:25:45,543 And one last thing about my girlfriend that I think both of y'all need to know. 334 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:49,964 The reason that Jessica calls me all late like she does... 335 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,717 ...is that she's a vampire. 336 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:14,780 - I can't work. - And why is that? 337 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,866 Every time I look at that pool table, I keep seeing you on it... 338 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:20,160 ...and then I can't think about anything else. 339 00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:23,998 - What do you say we get out of here? - And go where? 340 00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:29,086 Well, we'll sneak out the back and shift, and run and play. 341 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,505 Do it out under the sun. 342 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:36,218 I would love to, but if I left work right now, my boss would kill me. 343 00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:39,388 Don't slap me with a harassment suit for telling you this... 344 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:45,352 ...but if you don't go out back right now and take off all your clothes, I will fire you. 345 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:49,481 - Well, we wouldn't want that. - No, we wouldn't. 346 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:54,695 - I'll meet you out back in two. - Make it one. 347 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:10,127 Help me out, Stackhouse. What should go there? 348 00:27:11,546 --> 00:27:13,589 - God! Son of a... - You all right? 349 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:17,217 Yeah, I'm fine, just... Stupid. 350 00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:20,387 No, you're just preoccupied. So come on now, out with it. 351 00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:23,974 And I hope I don't have to remind you you're wearing your ring of honesty. 352 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,727 Yeah, I don't know, man. I just... 353 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:34,652 Remember what you said the other day about me only being sent up on...? 354 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:38,155 On account of Sarah wanting my...? My johnson? 355 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,574 Man, that's just me being jealous. 356 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:44,036 Even as it was coming out of my mouth, I knew God was frowning on me. 357 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:47,748 Because not only do you deserve everything coming your way, but Sarah... 358 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:51,543 ...if she ain't the holiest person I know, then I don't know who is. 359 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:56,465 Luke, the day that we met, you said... 360 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,760 You said that you'd been abstinent for the last three years. 361 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,011 That's right. 362 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,056 How come? 363 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:06,892 Because sex outside of marriage is a sin. 364 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:09,603 - Now, you really believe that? - It ain't what I believe. 365 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,480 It's what God believes. 366 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,442 But some sins are bigger than others. 367 00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:17,027 Like what? 368 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:22,449 Let's say you're gonna do it out of wedlock, gotta make sure the girl ain't married either. 369 00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:26,453 - Right, because adultery's bad. - One of the worst. 370 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:29,456 Right up there with incest and bestiality. 371 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:31,291 What the fu...? 372 00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:35,629 But all of them put together ain't half as bad as if you do it to a vampire. 373 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:38,257 Or to a dude. 374 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:41,969 Or a vampire dude, that's like crème de la crème of sins. 375 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,595 Ain't no repentance for that. 376 00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:46,140 Straight to hell, baby. 377 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:48,767 But everything else you can repent from. 378 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:53,981 Sure. God's a... He's an open-minded guy. 379 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,315 To a point. 380 00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,487 Jason Stackhouse, abstinent. 381 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,823 Sounds good, don't it? 382 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,784 Not really. 383 00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:11,290 Went to the sun to fry. 384 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:13,625 What? 385 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,340 That is awesome, Stackhouse. 386 00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:22,509 Be here all day. 387 00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:28,515 - Why do I recognize her? - Because she's on TV all the time. 388 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:31,602 That's Sarah Newlin. She's the reverend's wife. 389 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:36,857 Oh, right. You know, in person, she looks like vanilla pudding. 390 00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:46,825 Hi there. I just happened to be looking out the window as you were driving up. 391 00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:49,203 I thought I'd come on out and greet you myself. 392 00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:52,873 - I'm Sarah Newlin. And you all are? - Hi, Holly Simpson. 393 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:56,502 I cannot believe I'm actually meeting you. You are cute as a button. 394 00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:57,795 Well, thank you, Holly. 395 00:29:57,962 --> 00:30:00,214 And you're like a cool breeze on a hot summer day. 396 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:01,673 - Quit. - And you are? 397 00:30:01,841 --> 00:30:05,093 - I'm... - Silly me. This is Rufus Dobson, my fiancé. 398 00:30:05,261 --> 00:30:08,722 I love saying that word. In fact, sometimes I love it so much... 399 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:12,184 ...I don't even wanna get married just so I can keep on calling him it. 400 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:15,562 But we're going to. Get married, that is. 401 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:19,149 - Which is why we're looking for a church. - Well, excellent. 402 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:21,902 - And I'm pleased to meet you too, Rufus. - It's an honor. 403 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:23,403 The honor's mine. 404 00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:26,907 Now, how about you all follow me in and we'll see if Steve is available. 405 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:30,911 - I'm sure he'd just love to meet you both. - For real? Reverend Newlin himself? 406 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:34,748 - Oh, that would be just super. - Well, come on. 407 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,252 You were gonna let me do the talking. 408 00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:41,713 When I get nervous, sometimes I talk too much. 409 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:46,510 Well, the funny thing is, Rufus and I actually met in church... 410 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:49,680 ...but we both left, like, a month later... 411 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:54,101 ...when we realized that our pastor was a little iffy. 412 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:55,894 He was a homosexual. 413 00:30:56,062 --> 00:31:00,649 We don't know that. He might have been, but what became all too clear was that... 414 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:05,404 ...he was a sympathizer. 415 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,030 See, that really ticks me off. 416 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,700 I mean, how can you claim to be a God-loving person... 417 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,702 ...and love something that God detests? 418 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,955 - It's upsetting. - It is. It is upsetting... 419 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:17,958 ...but that's why my fiancée and I are here. 420 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,085 We wanna make this our new home. 421 00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:23,964 We are thrilled that you've chosen us. 422 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,091 Wonder how that platform's coming. 423 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:28,927 I can't wait to bring that vampire up from the basement... In fact, just from knowing you the few minutes I have... 424 00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:33,682 ...and watch the sun do him the justice that 2000 years of living couldn't. ...I can't help but feel that we're all gonna make each other's worlds richer. 425 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:34,016 ...I can't help but feel that we're all gonna make each other's worlds richer. 426 00:31:34,183 --> 00:31:37,311 It'll be amazing to finally be amongst like-minded people. 427 00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:42,441 I don't care what anyone says about vampires being able to control themselves. 428 00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:45,444 I know better. I know that every single one of them... 429 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:48,405 ...is a vicious, bloodthirsty killer. 430 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,878 You have a lovely home. 431 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,214 - Th... Th... Thank you. - You're wel... Wel... Welcome. 432 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:09,176 - We'll enjoy living in it. - Put him in the armchair. 433 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,970 Face it toward the bed so he can watch. 434 00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:15,641 What? Watch what? 435 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,408 Say "au revoir." 436 00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:34,660 Say it. 437 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:37,871 Why are you doing this? 438 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:39,539 Well, because we can. 439 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:17,285 - Wait. - What is it? 440 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:30,590 I want you to have this. 441 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:38,598 You are so thoughtful and generous. 442 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:43,854 I love you, William Compton. 443 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:22,517 We've been walking for over 45 minutes. You still haven't told me where we're going. 444 00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:25,353 - I said I don't know. - "I don't know" ain't a place, Eggs. 445 00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:28,774 It's a state of mind. A state of mind I don't like being in. 446 00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:32,819 What the fuck? 447 00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:39,659 Eggs? 448 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:46,208 - I've been here before. - I thought you said... 449 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:49,586 I know what I said, and... So I guess I haven't, but I have. 450 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,671 I don't... 451 00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:00,263 Oh, Tara. Now, something happened here. Something horrible happened. 452 00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:02,933 - That's pretty obvious. - You think this is funny? 453 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,811 No, but it don't make sense. When shit don't make sense... 454 00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:10,148 ...it means there's a logical explanation, you just haven't thought of it yet. 455 00:35:10,316 --> 00:35:13,860 Maybe it's from when you were a little kid. Maybe somebody brought you here. 456 00:35:14,028 --> 00:35:18,365 Tara, I grew up in foster homes in Memphis, and when you grow up like that... 457 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:21,326 ...people ain't trying to take you on fucking vacations. 458 00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:25,413 Now, I know one thing. I've been here before. I just don't even... 459 00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:40,345 Shit. 460 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:43,140 Is that blood? 461 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,601 We must have walked a mile and a half, maybe two miles... 462 00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:50,355 ...and I had no idea where we were going. 463 00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:56,987 But then we end up right here looking at this? 464 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:00,740 Tara, this ain't no fucking coincidence. 465 00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:14,379 Come on, let's get you home. Take it slow. 466 00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:20,760 Yep. See you soon. 467 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:26,558 - Careful now. - Careful? About what? 468 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:29,436 Sometimes when we open these doors... 469 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:32,606 ...so much love comes flowing out that it'll knock you down... 470 00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:34,149 ...if you're not ready for it. 471 00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:35,859 We'll be sure to brace ourselves. 472 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:48,455 - Oh, my gosh. - I know. I just love it in here. 473 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:52,959 The way it glows like it does. Particularly in the late afternoon. 474 00:36:53,127 --> 00:36:56,421 - Oh, it's inspiring, isn't it? - It really is. 475 00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:59,132 Yes, sirree. This is where we're getting married. 476 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,593 I can't wait to see you walk down this aisle. 477 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,220 - Me either. - Hey. 478 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:06,514 - Have either of you ever been to a lock-in? - A lock-in? 479 00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:08,433 Of course she hasn't. She's no Christian. 480 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:11,811 Oh, yeah, it's loads of fun. Everybody brings their sleeping bags... 481 00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,772 Come on, Steve. Don't bring the girl into this. ...and we eat, and have games, Bible readings. 482 00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:13,939 ...and we eat, and have games, Bible readings. 483 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,149 She's probably so scared. She doesn't wanna be doing this. ...and we eat, and have games, Bible readings. 484 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:17,567 Those vampires made her do it. We all spend the night on cots, Sarah and myself included. 485 00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:18,985 We all spend the night on cots, Sarah and myself included. 486 00:37:19,153 --> 00:37:20,153 They say she can hear me. 487 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:22,614 I wonder if that fang-loving freakazoid can hear me right now. 488 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:24,449 She sure don't look normal. 489 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:27,410 That lock-in does sound like fun. 490 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:31,164 - Rufus, we gotta go get our sleeping bags. - But the tour's not even over yet. 491 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:35,085 I know, but I think we really ought to go so we can come back for the lockdown. 492 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:40,548 There'll be plenty of time to get ready. The lock-in is not until tomorrow night. 493 00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:43,009 - You wanted to see me? - Oh, good. Holly, Rufus... 494 00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:45,762 ...l'd like you to meet an aide of mine. 495 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,431 - This is Gabe. - Pleased to meet you. 496 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,102 Hi. 497 00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:55,563 Nice. Very nice. She's got just the perfect amount of titties showing. 498 00:37:55,731 --> 00:37:58,650 Gabe here is gonna be joining us for the rest of the tour. 499 00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:13,665 I know that pig. 500 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,132 Pig! 501 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:27,679 Hey, pig! 502 00:38:29,598 --> 00:38:31,433 Wait up, pig! 503 00:38:37,231 --> 00:38:39,316 Stupid fucking pig. 504 00:38:41,777 --> 00:38:46,531 - How amazingly exhilarating was that? - My heart's still pounding. 505 00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:49,826 I know. Mine too. 506 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:53,997 Hey, why'd you become a pig? 507 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:56,583 I was expecting to see you become a doe again. 508 00:38:56,751 --> 00:39:00,378 Yeah, pig is my go-to shift. 509 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,256 It almost seemed like Andy recognized you. 510 00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:09,804 You know? The way he was yelling after you, like, "Pig! Pig!" 511 00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:12,182 Isn't "pig" exactly what you would call a pig... 512 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,142 ...that you didn't know? 513 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:20,190 Yeah, but still, it's... It's weird. 514 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:22,150 Hush. 515 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:40,960 - Remember me? - Oh, shit. 516 00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:45,131 You do. How's life? 517 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:48,301 Not so good. 518 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,303 Is you real? 519 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:54,474 This is nice. I could sleep here in a pinch. 520 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,435 What are you doing here? I ain't said nothing to nobody. 521 00:39:57,603 --> 00:39:58,728 And I knew you wouldn't. 522 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:01,940 Why didn't the fuck y'all just glamour me, huh? 523 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:03,817 Poor thing. We would have... 524 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:06,319 ...but then you wouldn't remember that you owed us. 525 00:40:07,279 --> 00:40:08,321 Owe you? 526 00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:10,949 Eric sent me with a request. 527 00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:14,035 - You're back in business. - Oh, no, I ain't. 528 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:15,662 I'm out of that shit. 529 00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:20,458 So sorry, but you're very much back in this shit. 530 00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:25,672 You locked me up and tortured me for damn-near three motherfucking weeks... 531 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,841 ...because you caught me selling V. 532 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:29,175 And now... 533 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,927 Now what? 534 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:36,307 What the fuck is vampires doing selling V anyway? 535 00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:39,269 We're not. You are. 536 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,062 Get to work. 537 00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:50,780 Now I'd like to take y'all to see a very special part of the church. 538 00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:52,949 - There's more? - Yes, my father's tomb. 539 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,535 - It's on the lower level. - Honey, are you sure? 540 00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:56,744 Absolutely, darling. 541 00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:59,706 Steve, I just don't see why we need to take them down there. 542 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:02,125 You can literally feel the presence of his spirit. 543 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:05,795 - It's okay. We don't need to see it. - It's the rock our church was built on. 544 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:08,089 Like St. Peter's tomb in the Catholic Church... 545 00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:10,091 ...only without being polluted by evil. 546 00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:12,552 Did you know there was actually a vampire pope... 547 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,554 ...back in the Middle Ages? 548 00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:19,392 Rufus. 549 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,645 - What's the matter? - It's no big deal. 550 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:25,315 She just has a tiny little case of claustrophobia. 551 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,358 We both do, actually. 552 00:41:27,526 --> 00:41:31,654 At least take a quick little look. That way, you can say you saw the whole church. 553 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:34,157 - You'll be making an informed decision. - Steve. 554 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:37,076 It's all right, Sarah. This is something they need to see. 555 00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:42,081 But we've already decided that we're getting married here. 556 00:41:42,249 --> 00:41:45,335 So how about we go back to our apartment, look at a calendar... 557 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,253 ...and call you to set the date. 558 00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:49,422 - No. Gabe. - Get off me! 559 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:52,467 - Hey. What are you doing? Let me go. - Oh, no! Let go of me! 560 00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,929 Is something happening to your human? 561 00:41:56,096 --> 00:41:57,347 Lorena. 562 00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:00,433 - Let go of me! - Come on. 563 00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:02,352 Hey, a little help here, Gabe? 564 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,063 Pretty sure the banger's on V, the fucking cunt. 565 00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:06,606 - Steve. - Help! 566 00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:10,443 I made you. Your blood knows mine. 567 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:13,029 You will never physically overpower me. 568 00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:22,455 - I got her. - I'm sorry. 569 00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:25,750 - Stop fighting me, goddamn it. - Let me go! 570 00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:32,632 What the hell? 571 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,678 Just when I thought today couldn't get any fucking freakier. 572 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:43,643 - People are pigs. - You got that right. 573 00:42:48,482 --> 00:42:50,525 Here. Take this joint. 574 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,508 Shouldn't have smoked that joint, because this is really freaking my shit out. 575 00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,218 I feel like that kid in E. T. 576 00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:20,388 Except instead of following Reese's Pieces, we following clothes. 577 00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:24,350 I ain't never seen E. T., but Reese's Pieces sound real good right now. 578 00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:26,311 Don't they though? 579 00:45:15,295 --> 00:45:18,297 - Who is it? - It's... It's Hoyt. 580 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,259 Hoyt? 581 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:25,138 Come on, open up. I know you must be mad at me. 582 00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:28,015 I'm so sorry. My mama canceled my cell service... 583 00:45:28,183 --> 00:45:30,393 ...and I had no way to get in touch with you. 584 00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:33,146 I got here as fast as I could. 585 00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:38,776 I'm so sorry, Jessica. 586 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:42,488 I can't believe it. You came all this way? 587 00:45:43,657 --> 00:45:45,241 You're not mad at me? 588 00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:48,911 No. I'm so happy I could cry... 589 00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:51,831 ...but I don't want to, because it's really gross when I do. 590 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:57,336 I'm sorry about the flowers too. I got them in Bon Temps before I left. 591 00:45:57,504 --> 00:46:00,256 - It was just really hot in my car. - No, they're beautiful. 592 00:46:17,524 --> 00:46:19,025 Hello. 593 00:46:20,694 --> 00:46:23,780 Steve? Sarah? 594 00:46:25,365 --> 00:46:26,949 Anyone? 595 00:46:27,868 --> 00:46:31,454 I'm up here. Up here on the balcony. 596 00:46:33,248 --> 00:46:36,793 Hey. I just wanted to tell you that Luke and me... 597 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,879 ...we're done with the platform. 598 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,380 Great. 599 00:46:42,382 --> 00:46:44,091 Thank you. 600 00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:48,387 Hey, are you crying? 601 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:50,890 No. 602 00:46:58,232 --> 00:47:00,858 I'm sorry. You're not supposed to see me like this. 603 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:03,194 No, it's okay. Really. 604 00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:08,616 - What's the matter? - It's Steve. 605 00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:12,078 He's not the man I thought he was. 606 00:47:13,539 --> 00:47:16,749 Sarah, your husband is a great man. 607 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:21,754 And I feel bad about what we did last night too. 608 00:47:22,422 --> 00:47:25,258 But we can't try to make it easier on ourselves by... 609 00:47:25,425 --> 00:47:26,759 By blaming the victim. 610 00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:29,262 Jason... 611 00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:32,598 ...you and Luke and all the others... 612 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:35,393 ...you're not being trained to defend us. 613 00:47:37,437 --> 00:47:41,399 He wants to use you to start a war. 614 00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:44,277 Does that sound like a great man to you? 615 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:48,781 - What? - Well, he's not one. 616 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:52,285 And I thought he was... 617 00:47:53,495 --> 00:47:56,914 ...but lately I've been seeing a side of him I never did before. 618 00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:02,503 He's vicious and he's cruel, and he uses the C-word. 619 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:06,924 And he lies to me, Jason. 620 00:48:07,092 --> 00:48:11,429 Our marriage has always been a partnership, but now he's shutting me out. 621 00:48:13,181 --> 00:48:15,641 Come on, now. Here. 622 00:48:16,101 --> 00:48:17,894 Don't cry. 623 00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:22,899 There. All gone. 624 00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:35,328 - I should go. - When I was a little girl... 625 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:39,123 ...I realized that I had a calling. 626 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,170 That I was put here on this earth to be that great woman behind her great man. 627 00:48:44,838 --> 00:48:48,633 And when Steve came into my life, I thought he was that man. 628 00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:52,678 But now I see it... 629 00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:55,222 ...clear as day. 630 00:48:56,558 --> 00:48:58,768 I'm supposed to be with you. 631 00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,979 Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. 632 00:49:03,815 --> 00:49:05,942 We can't. It's wrong. 633 00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:10,529 - You're married. - Not in my heart. 634 00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:13,532 Not anymore. 635 00:49:14,451 --> 00:49:20,623 And how can this be wrong if it's what God's commanding me to do? 636 00:49:23,919 --> 00:49:27,797 Think God really wants this? 637 00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:30,716 Yes. 638 00:49:34,846 --> 00:49:40,059 - You talk to him? - Every single day of my life. 639 00:49:41,728 --> 00:49:44,146 And he wants this, Jason. 640 00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:48,317 Oh, God, I promise. 641 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,744 Okay. 642 00:50:19,891 --> 00:50:22,727 - Where are you taking me? - Don't be such a nervous nelly. 643 00:50:22,894 --> 00:50:24,937 It's a surprise. 644 00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:36,032 What? You don't like drums? 645 00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:41,120 No. It's just that in my experience, no good can come from drum music. 646 00:50:41,913 --> 00:50:44,665 Follow it and all it ever leads you to is hippies and cults. 647 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:46,375 Not this time. 648 00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:51,797 Hey! 649 00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:54,592 - Daphne? - Sorry, Sam. 650 00:50:55,635 --> 00:50:56,969 What the hell's going on? 651 00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:22,411 What the fuck is this? 652 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,663 It's the end of the road. 653 00:51:59,991 --> 00:52:04,245 No! No!