1 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:14,722 Is this a bad time? 2 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:20,019 A bad time? 3 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,062 There's no such thing as bad. 4 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,189 Or time, for that matter. 5 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:28,569 Wanna join me? 6 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:06,041 - Get up! - No! 7 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,294 Have you lost your mind? 8 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:12,548 Didn't you hear all those nasty things she said about you? And me. 9 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:16,718 She's my mama. She gets to. The hell are you from? 10 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:18,637 - Mama? - I'm sorry. 11 00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:21,849 Mama, you all right? 12 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:24,893 Oh, yeah. 13 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:27,688 Hoyt? 14 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:34,069 Yeah, I should have listened to Vampire Bill when he warned me about you. 15 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:36,989 Now, come on. Come on, Mama. 16 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,616 Do we have to? 17 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:44,705 - I think I actually enjoyed that. - Do you see what you did to her? 18 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,917 Come on. 19 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:20,908 What gives you the right to say no to the femoral blood of a good woman? 20 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:23,076 You know what your problem is, William? 21 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:25,621 You are a snob. 22 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,623 I hate snobs. 23 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:33,253 Tiny, tiny souls, or penises, or both. 24 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:35,631 Get out. 25 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:44,556 - Have you eaten? - Not tonight, but... 26 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:47,684 I have several new members of court. A Latvian boy. 27 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,436 Has to be tasted to be believed. 28 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,605 Not polluted like most humans. 29 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,942 Tastes exactly the way they used to taste just after I was turned. 30 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:58,320 Before the Industrial Revolution fucked everything to hell. 31 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,489 - Should I summon him? - No, thank you. 32 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,951 There are pressing matters at hand I need your help with. 33 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:07,120 I need to know how to kill a maenad. 34 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,665 A maenad? 35 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:12,125 In Bon Temps? That's random. 36 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:16,255 Yes. She seems to have caused some sort of mass hypnosis. 37 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:19,633 The whole town has devolved to a primitive state in a matter of days. 38 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,927 Oh, my, she's an old one. 39 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,846 Well, they're all old. Relics. 40 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,223 Ancient Greece, correct? 41 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:27,641 Before that even. 42 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,352 - Orgies, sacrifice? - Yes. 43 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,938 - Cannibalism? - We suspect. 44 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,524 Oh, fun. 45 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:39,361 So how do I kill it? 46 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:41,238 You can't. 47 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,991 She's convinced herself she's immortal, and so she is. 48 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:52,124 William, surely you know that everything that exists imagined itself into existence. 49 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:56,003 I'm not entirely familiar with that theory, no. 50 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,797 Think about it. 51 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:03,135 You're a wild young girl who's married to some jerk who treats you like property... 52 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,304 ...and is also fucking some 14-year-old boy. 53 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:09,725 And along comes this religion which encourages you to get hammered... 54 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:14,438 ...run naked through the woods, have sex with whoever, whatever... 55 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:17,566 ...and it's all part of getting closer to God. 56 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,901 I could see how that would have appeal... 57 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:23,155 ...especially to humans with their tendency towards Puritanism. 58 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,823 Exactly. 59 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,284 So you're fucking everybody in the dirt... 60 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:30,203 ...why not kill something and eat it raw? 61 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:33,623 Hey, you're super extra pious, there's nothing you can't do. 62 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:37,544 And each time you do it just brings you one step closer to the divine. 63 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:39,713 Isn't that delusional? 64 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:42,924 Never underestimate the power of blind faith. 65 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:48,764 It can manifest in ways that bend the laws of physics, or break them entirely. 66 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:51,391 I bit her, and it poisoned me. 67 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:53,268 Of course it did. 68 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:56,521 We can only drink human blood. She's no longer even remotely human. 69 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,357 But she started out as human. 70 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:01,068 Hello. Evolution? 71 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:02,903 We started out that way too. 72 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:09,868 Less than two hours till dawn. 73 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,620 Shall we have sex? 74 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,249 Kidding. 75 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,754 I haven't enjoyed sex with men since the Eisenhower administration. 76 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:24,257 - I really ought to get back to... - Nonsense. 77 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:27,094 Sookie's not in any trouble. You would know it. 78 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,889 - But l... - Spend the day and leave tomorrow night. 79 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:34,309 - I really would lo... - I insist. 80 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:43,443 By the way, you haven't told me what you think of my new day room. 81 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,574 It's lovely. 82 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:52,327 Tara, stop pacing. You need to get some sleep. 83 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:54,788 We have to go get him. 84 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,332 And we will as soon as Bill gets back. 85 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,127 He might have information about how to deal with Maryann. 86 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:02,587 He might have some information? He might not. 87 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,506 And Eggs needs to get out now. 88 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,425 Tara, it's just too dangerous. 89 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:09,803 How many times have you put yourself in danger for the man you love? 90 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:14,808 - How come you get that option and I don't? - Baby girl, it's better this way. 91 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,353 Oh, shit, she coming for you. 92 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:23,358 I finally found a strong, beautiful, good man who loves me... 93 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:26,361 ...and y'all keeping me from rescuing him because I might get hurt? 94 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:30,031 How hurt do you think I'm gonna be if we wait and something happens to him? 95 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,492 I ain't letting you go to somebody who beats you. 96 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:35,120 - He beat her? - No, it wasn't him. 97 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,955 It was Maryann. Her influence. 98 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:42,878 She didn't throw the punches, did she? No. Now sit down and shut the fuck up. 99 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:45,630 - Sookie, my back pocket, get them handcuffs. - No. 100 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,050 These are fur. 101 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:52,929 Give me your hand. Give me your goddamn hand. 102 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:55,307 I will never forgive you for this. Never. 103 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,351 You're just jealous because I found love... 104 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:01,980 ...and you know you never will, you fucking freak. 105 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,815 Baby, it's for you own good. 106 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,902 You too. You don't want me to be happy because you never were. 107 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:08,403 I only want you to be happy. 108 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,864 And you had to settle for a dead man. 109 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,367 That's supposed to get me on your side? 110 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,915 I'm going on the porch, make sure that woman don't come. 111 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,166 You think she will? 112 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,418 If it's supernatural and it wants you... 113 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:26,421 ...it ain't gonna wait for you to come to it. 114 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:45,065 You are kidding me. This ain't happening to you. 115 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:51,863 Seriously? You can become any animal anytime? 116 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:56,368 Yeah, as long as I've imprinted on it. 117 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,287 That is fucking cool, man. 118 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:02,791 Yeah, well, as cool as that may be... 119 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:06,044 ...we got a maenad we gotta deal with before it takes our town out. 120 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,630 Listen, you can't deal with it. 121 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:11,883 All right, your best bet's to leave while you still can. 122 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,302 Shouldn't we think about getting the law involved? 123 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:15,804 I am involved. 124 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:19,891 Well, I meant Sheriff Dearborne, Kenya that other guy, the squirrelly one. 125 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,977 Sheriff's station was wide open and empty. 126 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:24,604 They ain't gonna help. 127 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,482 Then we have got to be the law. 128 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:32,320 Guys, I read a book about this. This is Armageddon. 129 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:36,324 This is the Oral History of the Zombie War. 130 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,828 We need weapons, lots of them. 131 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,665 Listen, I hate to break it to, but guns aren't gonna do jack shit to Maryann. 132 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,959 And you can't shoot anybody else. 133 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,754 All right, these are our friends. This is our town. 134 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:52,674 Well, sometimes you need to destroy something to save it. 135 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:57,304 That's in the Bible. 136 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,306 Or the Constitution. 137 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:01,349 Is she in there? 138 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,905 Who's out there? 139 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,789 No need to be afraid. 140 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:33,465 Just come on out so we can see each other. 141 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:47,604 Coby? 142 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,230 - Hey. Hey. - Is our mama here? 143 00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:50,899 No, no. Not right now. 144 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,735 - Good. Will you help us hide? - Yeah. 145 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,445 And will you make us lunch? 146 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,530 We haven't eaten since before yesterday. 147 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,075 Sam. 148 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,493 Andy and I are taking off. 149 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,411 - Where you going? - Sheriff's office. 150 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,747 We gotta arm ourselves. Hey, Coby, Lisa. 151 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,874 Jason, no. You... You... 152 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:11,378 You're walking into something more dangerous than you can even imagine. 153 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:14,005 Sam, I gotta do this. 154 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,758 Well, you're gonna get yourself killed. 155 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,928 Probably a lot of other people as well. Just think this through. 156 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,639 Time for thinking is over. 157 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,474 It's time for action. 158 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:27,227 Well, maybe Sam's right. 159 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:32,065 Has he been to Leadership Conference? 160 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,609 Has he had paramilitary training? 161 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,278 You're a damn fool, Jason. 162 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:38,530 Come on. 163 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,282 Let's go inside, get you kids something to eat. Come on. 164 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,827 You're a damn fool, Jason. 165 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:49,165 By the way, you're welcome for me saving your life. 166 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:55,839 Can you believe that? What an asshole. 167 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,717 Welcome to my world, Jason. 168 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:19,154 - Don't you at least want to sit down? - Nope. 169 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,203 It's a text from Bill. 170 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:30,832 From five hours ago. Damn it. I'm getting a phone as soon as Eric pays me. 171 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,293 You're working for Eric? 172 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,795 Great. 173 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,339 Bill's not coming back until tomorrow. 174 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:42,594 Well, then I guess we better not plan on him saving us. 175 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,514 Mama, you gotta let me go. 176 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,184 You keep me here and anything happens to Eggs... 177 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,853 ...you will have destroyed my one chance at true love. 178 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:55,815 Girl, you don't want true love. 179 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:59,819 True love will rip you open. It'll tear you up. 180 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,821 I will forgive you. 181 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,365 For everything. 182 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,617 Everything. 183 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,452 You know that is a lot. 184 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,204 And this is a one-time-only offer. 185 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,539 I can't, baby. I can't. 186 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:15,710 - Lf you don't, God will judge you. - It's God telling me not to. 187 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,545 It is Satan. 188 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:20,465 That's Satan in your motherfucking Sunday hat. 189 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,551 Satan has been telling you he is God for a long time. 190 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,888 - You've fallen for it hook, line, and sinker. - That ain't true. 191 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,641 Yes, it is. 192 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,477 I see it in your eyes... 193 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,522 ...and it's looking right back at me. 194 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,733 Like it has ever since I was born. 195 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,736 God, you've never been a real woman of God. 196 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:45,740 You never stepped outside your own ignorance and fear... 197 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:50,578 ...and done something selfless, for me or for anybody. 198 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:55,875 Well, God is knocking on your door right now, Mama. 199 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,920 It couldn't be more loud and clear. 200 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,880 Are you gonna let him in? 201 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:18,022 Lord God, I take refuge in you. 202 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,942 Save and deliver me from all those who pursue me... 203 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,028 ...or they will tear at me like a lion and rip me to pieces... 204 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,489 ...and there will be no one to rescue me. 205 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,200 What was it like inside Tara's head? 206 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,621 Like there was no limit. 207 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:39,627 Like anything could happen and it probably will. 208 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,464 And you can feel your insides expanding... 209 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,968 ...but there's also this... 210 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:53,266 This emptying out of everything right at the very center of your being... 211 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,311 ...and you don't want that to ever stop. 212 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,520 Ever. 213 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,191 Damn, that sound nice. 214 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:08,323 Here you go. There's more where that came from. 215 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,075 What's wrong with our mama? 216 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,163 I'm not sure. 217 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,581 But I think she's sick. 218 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,250 Is she blind? 219 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,921 Well, she might be sometimes, but not always. 220 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,339 Is she gonna die? 221 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:28,551 No. Not anytime soon. 222 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,803 Now listen, has she... 223 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:34,182 Has she been sick in front of you a lot? 224 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,351 She doesn't seem sick. 225 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:39,270 She seems crazy. 226 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,772 Is she crazy? 227 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:44,484 Everybody gets a little crazy every now and then. 228 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,986 She's always kissing Terry... 229 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:50,198 ...and doing other gross stuff when her eyes get weird. 230 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,532 Can we get her a doctor? 231 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,535 Or someone to make her like she used to be? 232 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,788 - Well... - Like a vampire. 233 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,707 - A vampire would know what to do. - Where's Vampire Bill? 234 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,378 I don't know. I think he's... He's still in Dallas. 235 00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,505 Don't you know any other vampires? 236 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,387 How's your leg? 237 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:16,182 - Better than ever. - How'd that happen? 238 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:21,229 Eric made me drink his motherfucking blood is how that happened. 239 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,981 Me too. He tricked me. 240 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,858 - Somebody need to slap that bitch. - I have. 241 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,527 Look at you. 242 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:35,451 Have you had any dreams about him? 243 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:39,747 - Now, Sook, how would you know that? - What kind of dreams? 244 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,585 It's like he's always in my head. 245 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:48,089 And sex dreams, all kind of nasty and... 246 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,174 ...fantastic. 247 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,093 Which freaks me the fuck out. 248 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,929 I hates that motherfucker more than you'll ever know. 249 00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:00,184 Oh, hell. What now? 250 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,769 What? 251 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:05,398 I can't stay in there with her, saying those things that break my heart. 252 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,443 I will keep guard while one of you goes to sit with her. 253 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,529 - She can't hurt you like she's hurting me. - Oh, yes, she can. 254 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,866 - You ain't gonna shoot yourself, is you? - Show me some respect, boy. 255 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:19,037 I taught you how to shoot when those white boys was giving you trouble. 256 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:23,041 Yeah, but, auntie, that was a BB gun you used to shoot cats with. 257 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,417 You shot cats? 258 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,461 When they went to the bathroom in my yard. 259 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,300 All right, now. 260 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,557 - What you doing? - Tara, baby, I got the gun. 261 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,268 - Oh, you are not doing this. - Go unlock her handcuffs. 262 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,812 - No. - Go. 263 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,985 Miss Thornton, Lafayette was recently shot. He's been... 264 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:54,489 - You go unlock Tara. - So she can go back to Maryann? 265 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,657 You've seen what it's like in there. Evil. 266 00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:01,621 - You're sending Tara back into it? - I got a chance to win my baby back for real. 267 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,581 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 268 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,003 - Keys? - It's in my pocket. 269 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,671 But I can't move. 270 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,685 I pity you. 271 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,774 I don't hate you like your mama does. 272 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,110 You can't help what you are. 273 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,864 But I cannot let you keep me and Tara apart. 274 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:42,161 That's why I'm gonna have to kill you. 275 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,038 Oh, Jesus. 276 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,207 Thought you wanted to be a vampire. 277 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,302 You know how you feel with my blood inside you? 278 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,808 Well, being a vampire is like that... 279 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,395 ...times a million. 280 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,359 Goodbye, sweetheart. 281 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,741 - What the hell did you do to him? - Nothing. 282 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,243 Tara, baby, go. 283 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:26,998 And don't you ever forget I did this for you! 284 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,502 Sookie. I need your keys. 285 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,090 You are being a fucking idiot. 286 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:52,732 Hey, you think Sam's ever turned into a dog and then had sex with a lady dog? 287 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,860 Jesus, Jason, you're talking about bestiality. 288 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,446 It ain't bestiality if there ain't a human involved. 289 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,282 Then it's just nature. 290 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,201 Sure don't seem like nature to me. 291 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,244 What the fuck? 292 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:11,500 That was Everlee Mason. 293 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,127 We gotta fix things, Andy. 294 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,796 I ain't letting weird shit like this take over my town. 295 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:19,383 No fucking way. 296 00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:24,805 Really? You dialed 911 and you got me? 297 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:28,059 Oh, honey, you are fucked. 298 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,687 Gotta go. Good luck. 299 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,483 Well, hey there, Detective Bellefleur. 300 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,151 I missed you. 301 00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:40,863 Don't you remember me? We almost had sex once. 302 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,158 Hey, Jason. 303 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,827 Hey, Rosie. 304 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:50,331 How would you like to get fucked every which way but north? 305 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:54,669 - Hey. - It's okay, Andy. I got this. 306 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,254 You just go get the heat. 307 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,798 Stackhouse. This is a serious operation. 308 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:04,178 - It ain't about you getting your pole wet. - Dude, do not cockblock me. 309 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:08,391 It'll keep her from telling anyone else we're here. Now go. 310 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,686 I'm gonna turn you inside out, boy. 311 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:15,523 That sounds like it's gonna hurt. 312 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:37,712 Jackpot. 313 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,012 Hey, Andy. Come dance with me. 314 00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,263 Come on. 315 00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:55,146 Damn it, Bud. 316 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,814 You know I hate to dance. 317 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,906 - Hey. - Cut it out! 318 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,744 I gotta take a dump. 319 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:21,756 Why he keep shaking like that? 320 00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,717 - Because he is traumatized. - Well, so am I. 321 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,553 I'm gonna do something and I need you to move fast. 322 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:31,057 Grab the gun when she drops it. Can you do that? 323 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,935 It's all right. She ain't gonna shoot you. 324 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:41,150 Would you please at least lower that gun, Miss Thornton? 325 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,235 He is freaking out. 326 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,286 Come on! Let's go get Tara. 327 00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:56,082 It's not my fault! 328 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:59,251 She begged me to let her go! 329 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:02,505 Said she'd forgive me! 330 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:11,931 Sam, did you know my daddy? 331 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:14,392 I did not. 332 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:19,730 Your mom, well, she split up with him before I came to town. 333 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,817 I heard about him, though. 334 00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:25,027 What did you hear? 335 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:29,824 That he was a bit of a wild card... 336 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:33,828 ...with a big personality. 337 00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:36,288 I don't even know what he looks like. 338 00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:39,625 Mama cut him out of all the pictures she had. 339 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:43,921 All I know is his name's Duane, and he tattooed Mama's name on his stomach. 340 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:48,676 Well, he must have loved her a lot, because you know that hurt. 341 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,190 Excuse me. 342 00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:05,317 Oh, no. No, no. 343 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,904 Nothing to be afraid of. 344 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,448 Just here to see Eric. 345 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:12,199 He won't be here till after dark. 346 00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:14,827 Well, obviously. 347 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,287 I have two kids with me. 348 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:20,624 - Can we wait inside? - No. I can't let anyone in without permission. 349 00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,377 Not even for... 350 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:28,966 ...a hundred dollars? 351 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:45,733 I can hold that for you if you like. Might make it a little easier for you to drive. 352 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,444 Ain't nobody gonna point this pistol but me. 353 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,821 Ain't nothing personal. 354 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:57,703 - Are you okay? - Nope. 355 00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,788 Lafayette, I need you to suck it up. 356 00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:02,583 - I cannot do this alone. - I know. 357 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,211 We need to get in, get Tara and get the hell out. 358 00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:07,087 Yep. 359 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:10,049 And if Maryann gives us trouble, shoot her. 360 00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:13,010 - I will. - I mean it. 361 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,261 Shoot her in the head. 362 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,407 Eggs? 363 00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:38,953 Baby. 364 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,455 Where you been? I was so scared. 365 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,499 Don't you ever leave me again, okay? 366 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,126 I won't. I promise. 367 00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:48,295 I love you. 368 00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:51,799 We gotta get you out of here, okay? Let's go somewhere else, please. 369 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:57,304 - Listen to me. - But everything you want is right here. 370 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,309 - I knew you'd come. - No. 371 00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:05,896 - I don't know what you are, but I want out. - No, it's too late for that. 372 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,648 You made me eat somebody's heart. 373 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:12,111 And you loved it. Admit it. 374 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:15,656 You don't want us. You want Sam. We ain't got nothing to do with it. 375 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:18,617 Nothing to do with it? 376 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:22,788 You summoned me. 377 00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:24,540 What? 378 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:28,002 That night in the woods with that unfortunate pharmacist. 379 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:30,671 You saw me. 380 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:34,008 Well, you saw you through me. 381 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,179 Oh, Mama, please. Don't hurt me. 382 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:40,681 One of you must die. 383 00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:44,518 But Miss Jeanette was a fake. 384 00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:48,355 She scammed people by making up crazy rituals. 385 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,318 Ritual is a powerful thing. 386 00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:55,696 And calling forth that kind of energy... 387 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,532 ...has consequences. 388 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:02,703 So she was real. 389 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,997 Sadly, no. 390 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:08,667 I should have known she wasn't the vessel, but you have to try every option. 391 00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:11,337 Please, just let us go. 392 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,677 That doesn't work on me anymore. 393 00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:39,490 That's more like it. 394 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:51,502 - Maryann. - Maryann. 395 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:56,423 Hey! Hey. Get over. Hey. 396 00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:57,883 He came. 397 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,803 - What? - The God Who Comes. 398 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,012 He came. 399 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,848 Yeah, and he smoked old Sam Merlotte but good. 400 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,602 What are you talking about? 401 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:13,399 He had horns. 402 00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:15,651 And he took Sam Merlotte and he smote him. 403 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:20,197 And then Sam disappeared. Just boom. Gone. 404 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:26,453 And then... And Sam's clothes just fell to the ground. Empty. 405 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:29,915 You fucking morons! 406 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:39,883 Out! Get out! 407 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:48,976 Must I do everything myself? 408 00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:56,024 You ain't got nothing like grenades, flamethrowers? 409 00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:57,943 I'll tell you. 410 00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:00,904 If you let me blow you. 411 00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:04,658 Rosie, I ain't never taken advantage of someone while she was fucked up. 412 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:08,996 What a liar. I know for a fact that Patsy Lyle passed out in the middle of sex with you. 413 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,956 She was fine when it started. 414 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,667 Come on. 415 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,836 I'm real good at it. 416 00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:20,090 I just wouldn't feel right about it, darling. 417 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:24,887 - Would you feel right about it now? - Shoot him. 418 00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:27,306 - I wanna see what happens to his head. - No. 419 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:30,017 What's the game with the one bullet in the gun... 420 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,936 ...and you don't know if it'll go off or not? 421 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,063 That Chinese fire drill? 422 00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:38,400 - Russian roulette. - Yeah, that's it. 423 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,527 Kevin, drop it. 424 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,491 Stupid fucker! 425 00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:48,035 Jason. It's okay. 426 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,538 Kevlar. 427 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:56,001 Cool. You get one for me? 428 00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,379 Only got the one. 429 00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:02,049 Well, that sucks. 430 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:08,347 You know how big this match is. Not only are both of these men champions... 431 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,849 ...of their respective brand, I mean, you know... 432 00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:14,937 Damn. I should have frozen these Snickers bars first. 433 00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:18,023 What the hell. It's all gonna melt when I cook it. 434 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,858 Maybe I'll freeze it then. 435 00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:26,532 - Mama, what the heck are you doing? - Hot sauce. 436 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:32,162 Oh, God. Nobody's gonna eat that. 437 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:36,375 He will. And he is gonna love it. 438 00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:40,295 - We have to hurry. - No, we ain't going nowhere. 439 00:30:40,463 --> 00:30:45,008 Maryann will remember this day for the rest of her life. 440 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:48,554 I don't have the heart to tell her it's all downhill from here. 441 00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:51,515 - What are you talking about? - There ain't a woman alive... 442 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,434 ...who'd go through with it if she knew the truth. 443 00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:57,271 Oh, Hoyt, you can go ahead and pack that box of chardonnay. 444 00:30:57,438 --> 00:30:59,398 Mama, we ain't going. 445 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:02,234 You are not keeping me from this. 446 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:04,945 When Daddy died, I promised I would take care of you. 447 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:09,032 - You were 10. Let it go. - I've already let too much bad happen to you. 448 00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:13,287 You haven't let enough bad happen to me. 449 00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:16,957 You know how many times I wanted to go down to Merlotte's... 450 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:23,755 ...and drink myself silly and find some dumb redneck to take to my bed? 451 00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:25,299 But no. 452 00:31:25,466 --> 00:31:29,177 I had to take care of you. 453 00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:30,721 You ain't yourself right now. 454 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,973 Lordy, boy... 455 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:36,602 ...you are every bit as big a pansy as your daddy. 456 00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:37,978 Daddy was a hero. 457 00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:41,440 Daddy was a secret drinker. 458 00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:43,984 And you wanna know what I really think? 459 00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:47,779 A closet homosexual. 460 00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:51,491 That man just liked to dance more than a normal man should. 461 00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:54,745 You know, I don't wanna hear this. It's just mean. 462 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,122 Daddy died protecting me and you from a burglar. 463 00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:00,667 Daddy put a bullet in his own head. 464 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:03,253 He was too weak to handle his responsibilities. 465 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:07,215 But... 466 00:32:07,383 --> 00:32:10,093 I lied and said it was a burglar. 467 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:13,805 Otherwise we'd have never gotten that life insurance money, dumb ass. 468 00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:29,821 My Gran lived and died in that house... 469 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:35,702 ...and now it's like people who are the exact opposite of everything she was are... 470 00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:38,956 Oh yeah, baby! Good. 471 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,541 - Defiling her. 472 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:50,717 I almost got raped in Dallas, but this is so much worse. 473 00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:53,220 Don't take it personal, Sook. 474 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:56,640 They ain't themselves, and they not doing it on purpose. 475 00:32:56,808 --> 00:33:00,936 The first time I met Maryann I knew there was something seriously off about her. 476 00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:04,398 She was thinking creepy foreign stuff, and I could tell it wasn't good. 477 00:33:04,565 --> 00:33:06,984 I mean, you couldn't have stopped her. 478 00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:11,571 How come there's so much wrong in the world, Lafayette? 479 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:20,914 How come so many people are willing to do bad things and hurt other people? 480 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,167 Because they're weak. 481 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:28,088 Well, I am not weak, and I am not afraid. 482 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:31,133 I am gonna kick that bitch's evil ass out of my Gran's house. 483 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,719 - Then you are gonna shoot her. - In the fucking head. 484 00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:36,722 - Right. - Hey. Y'all are trespassing. 485 00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:40,934 - You're gonna have to pay a fine. - Yeah. Or go to the brig. 486 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:46,773 The fine is a hundred million dollars and your pants. 487 00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:48,942 - I'll take that gun. - Hey, how about drugs? 488 00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:51,653 - Would you take some drugs? - No. I do not take drugs. 489 00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:54,281 - What do you got? - MDMA. Pharmaceutical grade. 490 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:56,950 - You ain't got no oxy? - Drugs are for losers, baby. 491 00:33:57,118 --> 00:34:00,579 It'll make sex real nice. 492 00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:02,789 Oh, okay. Give me. 493 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:04,708 - How much you want? - All of them. 494 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,878 Yeah. Because if a job ain't worth doing all out... 495 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:12,841 ...then why order a hamburger unless there's steak at home, or something like that, right? 496 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:15,093 I don't wanna wait. I'm gonna go in the back. 497 00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:18,138 Right behind you soon as I get done with these bug-eyed freaks. 498 00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:20,807 I got a yellow one. 499 00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:24,478 Here, chickie chickie. 500 00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:32,319 Why should I help you, shifter? 501 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:34,821 Because I need your help. 502 00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:36,823 We need it. 503 00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:40,827 And hopefully someday I might be able to give you something you need. 504 00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:44,831 - Can you give me Sookie Stackhouse? - No. 505 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:46,500 Well, that's a shame. 506 00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:49,086 That would be a tribute I would not soon forget. 507 00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:51,088 I'm not here to give you tribute, Eric. 508 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,548 No, you're here to request my help... 509 00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:56,843 ...based on a hypothetical future in which you return the favor. 510 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:06,311 But you are known to not be friendly toward those like me. 511 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:07,687 Why should I trust you? 512 00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:11,149 Because until somebody starts trusting somebody... 513 00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:14,986 ...we're all single targets, just ripe for the picking. 514 00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:19,658 I have no knowledge of this maenad creature. 515 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:22,994 I suspect it's the bullheaded beast that passed through recently. 516 00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:25,497 - Right, Pam? - That thing owes me a pair of shoes. 517 00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:27,707 So can you help us or not? 518 00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:31,753 I do know someone who might be able to offer something useful. 519 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:34,548 Might be able to. 520 00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:36,049 Can we see your fangs? 521 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:42,639 - Don't you like vampires, little girl? - Eric. 522 00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:51,231 Our almost stepdaddy hated vampires, but we don't. 523 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,483 He went on a vacation with Jesus. 524 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:56,069 You make me so happy I never had any of you. 525 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,530 Oh, come on, Pam. They're funny. 526 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:01,074 They're like humans but miniature. 527 00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:03,076 Teacup humans. 528 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:04,327 I hate them. 529 00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:06,413 They're so stupid. 530 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:08,206 But delicious. 531 00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:11,251 So can you call this other person who might be able to? 532 00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:14,087 Better yet, I'll go see her. 533 00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:16,715 But I must leave right away. 534 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,676 No problem. I'll walk you out. 535 00:36:20,219 --> 00:36:22,304 Please get those horrible things out of here. 536 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:25,849 I'll be smelling them for a week. 537 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:29,436 You have my phone number. 538 00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:33,607 I'll let you know if I learn anything of use to you. 539 00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:37,736 Good night, tiny humans. 540 00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:45,202 He can fly. 541 00:36:45,953 --> 00:36:48,955 Come on. Come on, Coby. Let's get you two back to Bon Temps. 542 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:50,790 Come on, get in. 543 00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:52,667 Let's go. 544 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:18,985 Here we go. All done. 545 00:37:25,117 --> 00:37:27,077 Lookie here. 546 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,082 It's a present. 547 00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:36,127 He loves presents. 548 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:15,542 Remember when your Gran was laying here all bloody and dead? 549 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,670 Of course I do. 550 00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:22,716 - Hey, come on down here with me. - No. 551 00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:31,516 It's okay. 552 00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,352 It's okay. It's okay. 553 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:42,569 - Stop. - Okay. 554 00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:45,196 Come on. 555 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:58,501 - You smell good. - You don't. 556 00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:01,629 Not at all. 557 00:39:01,797 --> 00:39:06,092 Makes you feel more alive being in the presence of death, don't it? 558 00:39:09,638 --> 00:39:14,809 - Well, I guess you'd know that. - Not as much as you. 559 00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:18,855 How come you let him put his dead pecker inside you? 560 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:21,232 It ain't natural, it ain't right. 561 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:26,196 I don't think you're in any position to talk about what's natural and right. 562 00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:57,018 What are you in the mood for? 563 00:39:57,186 --> 00:39:59,145 Oh, nothing for me, thank you. 564 00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:01,856 William, you have to eat before we play Yahtzee. 565 00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:05,276 - I need you to play your best game. - I only feed from Sookie. 566 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:12,617 Why on earth would you do that? 567 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:14,994 Your Majesty, I implore you. 568 00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:18,957 If you've told me everything about maenads, give me leave to return to Bon Temps. 569 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,084 Oh, dear. 570 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,335 Ludis. 571 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,343 Your Majesty. 572 00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:33,096 Ludis, this is my good friend Bill Compton. 573 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:38,017 - Would you allow him to feed from you? - Yes, of course. 574 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:42,313 - I appreciate the offer, but... - William, you have to at least try him. 575 00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:44,107 I insist. 576 00:40:46,902 --> 00:40:48,278 I will have sex with you. 577 00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:52,615 That will not be necessary. 578 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:04,836 I love watching two men together. 579 00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:13,136 Can I help you? 580 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:18,641 Horse nettle. 581 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:21,644 Also known as bull nettle, the devil's tomato... 582 00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:26,232 ...and my personal favorite, the apple of Sodom. 583 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:28,735 It's quite poisonous. 584 00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:34,949 But in the tiniest of doses, a savory addition to any wine-based sauce. 585 00:41:37,745 --> 00:41:41,164 Gives it a pungent hint of madness. 586 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:45,335 - A little touch of total abandon. - Stop. 587 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,837 And I can tell that you are no stranger... 588 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:50,089 - Bitch, I said stop. ...to total abandon. 589 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:59,599 Oh, poor Karl. 590 00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:04,103 You didn't really advance much in this lifetime. 591 00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:11,277 You cook, don't you? 592 00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:16,533 Oh, I hate threes. 593 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,953 Your Majesty, I really need to leave. 594 00:42:25,459 --> 00:42:28,920 Maenads are sad silly things. 595 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:30,672 The world changed centuries ago... 596 00:42:30,839 --> 00:42:33,967 ...and they're still waiting for the God Who Comes. 597 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:37,720 - Does he ever come? - Of course not. 598 00:42:37,888 --> 00:42:39,639 Gods never actually show up. 599 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:43,643 They only exist in humans' minds, like money and morality. 600 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:47,438 If I can't kill her, how do I get her to leave Bon Temps? 601 00:42:47,606 --> 00:42:51,317 She has to believe that she's successfully summoned forth Dionysus... 602 00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:53,570 ...in hopes that he will ravish her... 603 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:57,073 ...quite literally devour her, until she's lost into oblivion. 604 00:42:57,241 --> 00:43:01,286 So she seeks death, the true death. 605 00:43:01,453 --> 00:43:04,080 The one thing she's evolved beyond. 606 00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:05,498 Ironic, isn't it? 607 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:08,501 You know, they're really not that smart, these maenads. 608 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:11,671 So how does she summon this nonexistent god of hers? 609 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:15,675 I never said he was nonexistent. I just said he never comes. 610 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:18,261 She believes if she finds the perfect vessel... 611 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:21,347 ...sacrifices and devours part of him or her... 612 00:43:21,515 --> 00:43:25,685 ...surrounded by the magic of her familiars, then her mad god will appear. 613 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:28,187 At that point, when she surrenders herself to him... 614 00:43:28,355 --> 00:43:31,691 - That's the point she can be killed. - Who's the smartest boy in class? 615 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:35,153 The perfect vessel. Human? 616 00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:38,990 - They prefer supernatural beings. - The two-natured. 617 00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:42,535 Shifters, yes. And Weres. 618 00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:44,787 Fortunately, they show little interest in us. 619 00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:46,998 Something about our hearts not beating. 620 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:49,876 They'll try any other being that straddles the two worlds. 621 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:52,045 As long as it has a beating heart. 622 00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:54,339 Remember, they've been trying for centuries. 623 00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:58,551 They're constantly improvising in hopes of finding that one element... 624 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,386 ...that will make it all happen. 625 00:44:00,554 --> 00:44:02,430 Idiots. 626 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:06,059 Excuse me. 627 00:44:06,226 --> 00:44:09,395 Hadley, keep our guest entertained, won't you? 628 00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:14,233 Really? How interesting. 629 00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:16,861 How's my cousin Sookie? 630 00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:18,571 She's good. 631 00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,866 - Be sure and tell her I said hey. - I will. 632 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:23,868 How's Gran? 633 00:44:24,828 --> 00:44:29,207 I'd love to talk to her sometime, but I owe her so much money. 634 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:32,585 I think it's best that you are not in touch. 635 00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:38,800 I know there's no place for me in that world anymore. 636 00:44:38,967 --> 00:44:40,593 Still think about them, though. 637 00:44:42,596 --> 00:44:44,305 That'll be all. 638 00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:48,601 Well, it seems your friend Mr. Northman is here. 639 00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:52,021 Then it's definitely time for me to go. 640 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:53,481 This alpha male posturing... 641 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:57,985 ...you two really should just fuck each other and get it over with. I could watch. 642 00:44:58,153 --> 00:45:00,405 Thank you for seeing me. 643 00:45:01,281 --> 00:45:04,117 Enjoy your restricted diet. 644 00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:07,286 I do look forward to meeting her. 645 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,632 Yahtzee. 646 00:45:27,766 --> 00:45:30,226 What are you doing here? 647 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,979 Hoping the queen can tell me how to kick a maenad's ass. 648 00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:38,985 Now, why would you wanna do that? So that you'll look like a hero to Sookie? 649 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:40,528 Oh, Billy. 650 00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:45,324 This paranoia, it's really quite unbecoming. 651 00:45:45,492 --> 00:45:49,370 - Has she mentioned me? - No. 652 00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:51,789 That was really quite desperate of you... 653 00:45:51,957 --> 00:45:55,501 ...tricking her into drinking your blood so that she became attracted to you. 654 00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:58,421 Unlike you who fed her your own blood the night you met. 655 00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:02,383 - How do you know that? - So you're not denying it? 656 00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:05,178 - I was saving her life. - Isn't that convenient? 657 00:46:05,804 --> 00:46:08,264 You stay away from Sookie, Eric. 658 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:13,352 Or I will tell the queen that you're forcing humans to sell vampire blood for you. 659 00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:19,692 - You wouldn't. - I won't. 660 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:22,028 As long as you never come close to Sookie again. 661 00:46:22,654 --> 00:46:24,197 I don't like threats, Bill. 662 00:46:24,364 --> 00:46:26,657 Neither do I. 663 00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:47,386 Why are we parking so far away? 664 00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:49,889 So we can sneak up on them. 665 00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:52,391 Element of surprise. 666 00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:57,396 Carbs. Load up. 667 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:18,751 You think Sam could turn into a chicken and lay his own egg? 668 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:22,713 Wouldn't that be weird, eating something that just came out of you? 669 00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:27,051 What kind of a perverted brain would even think of something like that? 670 00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:34,767 Why ain't you never liked me, Andy? 671 00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:38,145 - Is it because of how much pussy I get? - No. 672 00:47:38,313 --> 00:47:40,773 Because I ain't taking any pussy away from you. 673 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:42,984 There is more than enough pussy to go around. 674 00:47:43,151 --> 00:47:45,444 It ain't about pussy. 675 00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:47,780 I just think you've had everything too easy. 676 00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:50,867 What have I ever had that was easy? 677 00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:53,452 You were all-state quarterback. 678 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:55,454 You think that was easy? 679 00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:59,876 I'm starting to have knee issues, and I ain't even 30 yet. What else? 680 00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:02,795 Well, yeah, women do just throw themselves at you. 681 00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:06,424 - You don't even have to do anything. - Yeah, well, actually I do. 682 00:48:06,592 --> 00:48:09,677 I work out like a motherfucker... 683 00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:11,929 ...and I watch a lot of porn to learn stuff. 684 00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:14,390 What else? 685 00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:22,023 Look, my best friend killed my grandma and my girlfriend. 686 00:48:22,190 --> 00:48:24,317 I come from no money. 687 00:48:24,484 --> 00:48:27,069 My mama and my daddy died when I was 11. 688 00:48:27,237 --> 00:48:29,739 - So did mine. - Your daddy died in Vietnam. 689 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:33,826 But your mama ran off with some Yankee race car driver. 690 00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:37,163 You may hate me, Andy Bellefleur. 691 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:40,750 You may think you're better than me, and maybe you are... 692 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:47,924 ...but you and me are the ones who have received the calling to save this town. 693 00:48:48,091 --> 00:48:52,178 So obviously God wants us to bury the hatchet. 694 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:56,140 - It's all up to us, ain't it? - It is. 695 00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:57,808 And we can't fuck it up. 696 00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:00,937 We won't fuck it up. 697 00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:06,108 Because this town might be full of crazy rednecks and dumbasses... 698 00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:11,822 ...but they're still Americans, Andy. - And that used to mean something. 699 00:49:11,990 --> 00:49:14,241 It still does. 700 00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:27,129 Shotgun. 701 00:49:28,715 --> 00:49:30,591 Bandoleer. 702 00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:38,099 Let's go. 703 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:04,875 Funny thing is, I've always hated blood. 704 00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:08,087 Yeah, I never wanted to be a coroner or a undertaker. 705 00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:12,758 I wanted to be a DJ or a boat captain. 706 00:50:12,926 --> 00:50:17,555 Mike, enough with the foreplay. Let's just do it already. 707 00:50:18,598 --> 00:50:21,559 On one condition: I have to be on top. 708 00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:24,687 Fine by me. That's better for my back, anyway. 709 00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:33,612 Oh, yeah, baby. 710 00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:38,451 You... Oh, yeah, I want me some of that. 711 00:50:38,618 --> 00:50:42,496 Show me how you can shake your moneymaker. 712 00:50:44,624 --> 00:50:45,750 Oh, that's it. 713 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,635 Tara? 714 00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:03,309 Too much? 715 00:51:06,688 --> 00:51:08,814 Way too much. 716 00:51:16,656 --> 00:51:19,158 Stop! What are you doing? 717 00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:20,993 Oh, tear it up. It's paid for. 718 00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:24,163 That's Gran's. 719 00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:27,583 No, I need it for the nest. 720 00:51:51,191 --> 00:51:52,608 Where you been at? 721 00:51:53,527 --> 00:51:55,027 I was looking for you.