1 00:00:07,425 --> 00:00:09,135 [TARA WHIMPERING] 2 00:00:48,675 --> 00:00:50,093 [BRANCHES SNAPPING] 3 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:51,886 LAFAYETTE: Tara, we just want to help! 4 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:56,933 SOOKIE: Tara, please let us explain! - We just want to help, Tara! 5 00:00:57,142 --> 00:01:00,353 Tara! Tara! 6 00:01:16,536 --> 00:01:18,788 LINDSEY: Goddamn piece of shit. 7 00:01:22,417 --> 00:01:23,668 Ow! 8 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:28,298 My nail. Ugh. 9 00:01:32,427 --> 00:01:35,722 Hey, hi! Ma'am, can you help me? 10 00:01:35,889 --> 00:01:39,100 Because I have never changed a tire before in my life. 11 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:45,398 Listen, I-- Heh. 12 00:01:45,565 --> 00:01:47,817 I got no problem with vampires. 13 00:01:47,984 --> 00:01:50,195 In fact, you know, I'm on your side. 14 00:01:50,361 --> 00:01:55,074 I think that y'all should have the same rights that we do. 15 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:56,534 [SCREAMS] 16 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:27,959 Oh, God, please. I don't want to die. 17 00:03:28,126 --> 00:03:31,004 Don't hurt me, please. Let me go. Just-- 18 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:34,841 Do not do this. You don't have to. You could just let me go. 19 00:03:36,676 --> 00:03:38,136 I'm sorry. 20 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:48,855 DIETER: Russell Edgington alive. 21 00:03:49,022 --> 00:03:51,941 What an epic fucking disaster! 22 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:55,653 Allow me to take care of these traitors. They will beg for the true death. 23 00:03:55,820 --> 00:04:00,241 - Shouldn't we at least consider their proposal? - Since when do we negotiate with apostates?! 24 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:03,995 If they think they can smoke out Russell Edgington... 25 00:04:04,162 --> 00:04:07,332 -...why not let them try? - The odds are they won't survive the fight. 26 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:11,294 And what kind of precedent does that set? Rewarding these traitors for what? 27 00:04:11,461 --> 00:04:14,047 Not following orders in the first place. Exactly. 28 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:16,674 We cannot condone this blatant insubordination. 29 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:20,136 Rosalyn, you would sentence your own maker to the true death... 30 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:23,473 -...if it served your political agenda. - My maker was a pioneer... 31 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,683 ...a true mainstreamer, unlike some people. 32 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:28,269 Chancellors, thank you for your input. 33 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:32,357 Be assured that I will take it all under advisement. 34 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,485 Bless the blood. 35 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,112 [ALL SPEAK IN ARAMAIC] 36 00:04:44,953 --> 00:04:46,579 Stay. 37 00:04:48,748 --> 00:04:54,629 The Sanguinistas have turned Russell Edgington into some kind of hero... 38 00:04:54,796 --> 00:04:56,673 ...for ripping out a man's spine on TV. 39 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:01,177 He has become the poster boy for the anti-mainstream movement... 40 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,513 ...their Osama bin Laden. 41 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:07,725 Do you know the one thing more dangerous than a martyr? 42 00:05:07,892 --> 00:05:11,104 A 3000-year-old vampire who hasn't fed in over a year. 43 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:16,359 Suffering does not kill the appetite for power. 44 00:05:17,402 --> 00:05:19,278 It exacerbates it. 45 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:22,448 I've dedicated my Guardianship to the fight for coexistence... 46 00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:25,576 ...and I will not see it go swirling down the shitter... 47 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:29,330 ...because of one ancient pissed-off psychopath. 48 00:05:30,707 --> 00:05:34,127 - Do you understand what I am saying? - Absolutely, Guardian. 49 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:38,715 We'll bring him in. Or die trying. 50 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:50,393 What do you think? 51 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:54,772 Well, they put him in the ground once. 52 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:59,068 Send in the new Nan Flanagan. 53 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:08,077 It is an honor to be of service. 54 00:06:09,287 --> 00:06:10,788 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 55 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:12,373 [ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 56 00:06:16,586 --> 00:06:18,337 Pam. Pam. 57 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:21,591 I need to talk to you in private. 58 00:06:21,758 --> 00:06:23,676 Excuse me, but this is an emergency. 59 00:06:23,843 --> 00:06:26,929 Excuse me, so is this. My maker hasn't been home in four days... 60 00:06:27,096 --> 00:06:29,390 -...not that you give a shit. - Eric's missing? 61 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:32,810 Bill's demon spawn thinks they're on some kind of business trip... 62 00:06:32,977 --> 00:06:36,272 ...but we both know the only business Eric ever has with King Bill... 63 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:40,401 ...is the kind that involves almost getting themselves killed protecting you. 64 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,862 Whatever they're up to has nothing to do with me. 65 00:06:43,029 --> 00:06:47,658 Eric and I and Bill, we're over. 66 00:06:48,326 --> 00:06:49,368 If only. 67 00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:54,082 Pam, listen. Asking you for help again is about the last thing I wanna do right now. 68 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:57,460 But Tara ran away. She's too fast. We can't catch her. 69 00:06:57,627 --> 00:07:00,630 She's out there somewhere, scared, hungry. 70 00:07:00,797 --> 00:07:04,550 We had a deal. I held up my end of it. You haven't done shit for me, Tinker Bell. 71 00:07:04,717 --> 00:07:07,178 - So whatever you're asking-- - Pam, you're her maker. 72 00:07:07,345 --> 00:07:09,180 All I need you to do is summon her. 73 00:07:09,347 --> 00:07:12,725 Then we'll take her home and never bother you again. I promise. 74 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:16,938 I'm not interested in you or that pathetic excuse for a vampire you had me make. 75 00:07:17,105 --> 00:07:20,483 So get out of my bar before I suck you dry. 76 00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:22,235 Find Tara! 77 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:25,113 Agh! Fuck Tara and fuck you. 78 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:33,704 [GRUNTS] 79 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:36,833 MAN: Crazy! 80 00:07:39,335 --> 00:07:40,503 [GRUNTS] 81 00:07:40,670 --> 00:07:43,756 What are you looking at? Go back to dry-humping each other... 82 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:48,010 ...and buying my overpriced drinks, or get the fuck out! 83 00:08:08,948 --> 00:08:10,533 [BRANCH SNAPS] 84 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:12,160 [SNIFFING] 85 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:43,024 - What the--? - Help me. 86 00:08:43,191 --> 00:08:45,318 What happened to you? 87 00:08:46,736 --> 00:08:48,196 I'm hungry- 88 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:55,453 Nan Flanagan, may the cold bitch rest in peace, went on CNN... 89 00:08:55,620 --> 00:09:00,708 ...and told the world Russell Edgington had met the true death more than a year ago. 90 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:06,839 Tonight, however, we have learned that he is still very much alive. 91 00:09:07,006 --> 00:09:10,134 Excuse me, sir, but says who? 92 00:09:10,301 --> 00:09:14,513 Elvis was spotted buying turkey jerky in a 7-Eleven in Yakima last Thursday... 93 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,807 ...but that doesn't mean he's still alive. 94 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:20,061 That just means people will believe anything they want to believe. 95 00:09:20,228 --> 00:09:22,355 Humans are not rational. 96 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:25,107 They are 100 percent motivated by fear. 97 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:29,278 All they want is to feel safe, to know that they're good and right... 98 00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:32,365 ...and they're gonna end up in a heaven full of puffy clouds... 99 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:35,660 ...with everybody they've ever loved wearing angel wings. 100 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:40,414 So you tell me what you want them to believe and I'll sell it to them. 101 00:09:44,961 --> 00:09:48,756 Reverend Newlin, you have been a vampire now for, what, four months? 102 00:09:48,923 --> 00:09:54,720 And yet you find it funny to ridicule and underestimate the human race? 103 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:59,100 The race that birthed all of us into existence? 104 00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:00,559 Is this some kind of joke? 105 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:05,147 Reverend Newlin was recruited because of his connection to the Fellowship of the Sun. 106 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:08,859 With his influence in the religious right... 107 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:12,363 ...he'll be able to speak to people we never hoped to reach. 108 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:16,158 He can be valuable if we give him the chance. 109 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,536 Don't be nervous, Steve. 110 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,582 I was new once. I get it. 111 00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:27,712 All I wanted to do was feed, fuck and kill. 112 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:34,218 Took me centuries to realize that humans aren't just talking meat. 113 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:37,805 They're our ancestors. 114 00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:39,932 None of us would be here without them. 115 00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:43,686 Have you heard of the Sanguinista Movement? 116 00:10:43,853 --> 00:10:49,108 They believe that humans should be farmed like cattle, owned like slaves. 117 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:51,736 They believe in nothing. 118 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:56,324 They've learned nothing from history. 119 00:10:56,490 --> 00:11:00,870 If we do not evolve... 120 00:11:01,037 --> 00:11:07,418 ...if we continue to behave like fucking savages, the humans will rise up. 121 00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:11,380 They will retaliate with their armies. It is just a matter of time. 122 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:16,302 Right now this council is the only thing preventing a civil war. 123 00:11:16,469 --> 00:11:18,596 That is why I need you, Steven. 124 00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:25,061 If, for whatever reason, our sources are unable to bring Russell Edgington in quietly... 125 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:32,151 ...and he winds up on the TV threatening to eat children... 126 00:11:33,611 --> 00:11:39,325 ...I will need a friendly, trustworthy vampire mainstreamer... 127 00:11:39,492 --> 00:11:41,577 ...who knows how to work a crowd. 128 00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:45,498 I won't let you down, sir. 129 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,544 You'd better not. 130 00:12:04,642 --> 00:12:09,397 Make sure Mr. Northman and Mr. Compton are harnessed and thoroughly scanned. 131 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:13,734 We do not want a repeat of the necromancy bullshit. 132 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:17,196 I'll take care of it, Guardian. 133 00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:19,615 Find out everything you can. 134 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:23,202 Now if you guys could take your shirts off for me, that'd be great. 135 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,292 What is that? 136 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:33,254 We call it the iStake. 137 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,923 - That's catchy. - Right? 138 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:40,428 One click and this little sucker will pierce your heart faster than a bullet. 139 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:43,431 Wooden-tipped, of course. All right, there you go. 140 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:47,101 Pinches a little, but you'll get used to it. Imagine it's a training bra. 141 00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:49,562 It's been a long time since I wore one. 142 00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:53,858 How do you trigger these devices? 143 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,527 - There's an app for that. - You're joking. 144 00:12:56,694 --> 00:13:02,450 Nope, so if you try to do something stupid like attack me or try and run away or whatever... 145 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,910 -...click and splat. - Efficient. 146 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,955 Same applies if you try and remove the harnesses, FYI. 147 00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:10,040 These things are totally indestructible. 148 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:13,210 Waterproof, fireproof, yada, yada, yada. 149 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:16,422 Knows who you had for breakfast and where you go to ground... 150 00:13:16,589 --> 00:13:21,010 ...so do yourselves a favor. Don't fuck around, okay? You guys are too cute to be goo. 151 00:13:21,177 --> 00:13:22,595 Thanks. 152 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:30,102 LAFAYETTE: Shit, Sook, I looked everywhere. 153 00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:33,272 Merlotte's? Her mama's? 154 00:13:33,439 --> 00:13:36,942 Merlotte's closed. Lettie Mae ain't seen her. 155 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,028 - Did you tell them? - What was I gonna say? 156 00:13:39,195 --> 00:13:42,114 "Sorry, Auntie, I had your only daughter turned into a vampire. 157 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,202 And she may be brain-damaged too. You're welcome." 158 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:50,748 Not gonna stay a secret, not in this town. 159 00:13:50,915 --> 00:13:53,959 Well, then we better figure out some story on how Tara got turned. 160 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:57,213 And one that don't include you blowing that were bitch's head off... 161 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,840 ...and me helping you dispose of her body. 162 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:04,553 State she in, she could be anywhere, telling anybody anything. 163 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,431 Not what she's telling people that I'm worried about. 164 00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:09,517 The sun's gonna be coming up soon. 165 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:14,230 We gotta hope she's got enough sense to go to ground someplace safe. 166 00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:17,816 [GULPING] 167 00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:24,949 Another one? 168 00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:31,413 - More. Don't care if it's cold. - You sure? 169 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,333 - I'm starving. - Tara, talk to me. 170 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,252 Tell me who did this to you. 171 00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:40,631 - All right, I'm calling Lafayette. - Mm-mm. 172 00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:43,384 - Sookie? She's your best friend. - Mm. 173 00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:44,885 You don't wanna talk to me... 174 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,720 -...you need to talk to someone. - No! 175 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,104 Do not fucking call them, Sam. 176 00:14:55,271 --> 00:14:57,648 Don't tell them where I am. Promise me. 177 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,610 Tara. Tara. 178 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,613 Hey, hey, hey, whoa. 179 00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:07,449 Tara? 180 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,039 [GIGGLING] 181 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,249 [DOOR CLOSES] 182 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,961 - Kevin, Rosie. - Morning, Sheriff Bellefleur. 183 00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:21,130 You been working out, hon? 184 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:22,798 Uh-- 185 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:27,219 Actually, I have been hitting the weights here and there. Thanks for noticing. 186 00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:29,847 Gotta watch that figure, huh? 187 00:15:30,014 --> 00:15:33,392 - Now that you're a local sex symbol. - Rosie, shut up. 188 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:35,477 What are you talking about? 189 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:40,190 What's she talking about? 190 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:43,777 Answer me, or I'll have you patrolling park urinals the rest of the month. 191 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,988 Nice mug shot, sheriff. 192 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:50,534 - Is that Facebook?! - It is a real nice picture. 193 00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:55,247 - I mean, from a photography standpoint. - Shut up. 194 00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:58,459 I'm sure the good people of Bon Temps will be real glad to know... 195 00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:02,713 ...y'all are spending their hard-earned tax dollars surfing porno on the Internet! 196 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,548 Get back to work! 197 00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:06,800 GORDON: Sheriff Bellefleur? - What?! 198 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,928 Gordon Pelt. This is my wife, Barbara. 199 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,598 We're here to talk to you about our daughter, Debbie. 200 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,142 Sorry. 201 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:18,729 Mr. and Mrs. Pelt, thank you for coming. 202 00:16:21,774 --> 00:16:23,484 WOMAN [ON PA]: Jimmy, on Aisle 3... 203 00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:26,612 ...there's a bag of dog food that opened. Clean it up. 204 00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:35,245 Miss Steeler? 205 00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:38,874 Jason Stackhouse. 206 00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:43,170 It's been a long time. 207 00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:46,256 It's 15 years. Ha, ha. 208 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,758 I can't believe this. 209 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:52,137 Hey, the last I heard, you'd moved to Indiana and married a podiatrist. 210 00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:54,181 A psychiatrist. 211 00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:58,310 - We're divorced. - Oh, sorry about that. 212 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:03,190 But you're back in Bon Temps. That's awesome. 213 00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:05,859 You still teaching? 214 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:09,196 No, I quit a long time ago. 215 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:13,617 Wow, really? But you were so great at it. 216 00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:16,078 I remember everything you ever taught me. 217 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,916 I'm sorry. I shouldn't... 218 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,753 I better get going. Jason, don't. 219 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,922 I just need your help with something. 220 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:32,469 Crunchy or sweet? 221 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,809 - Sweet. - Mm. 222 00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:48,026 I cried myself to sleep worrying about you, waiting for you to come home. 223 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,988 I know, and I'm sorry. You deserve a lot better. 224 00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:55,242 Look, whatever is going on with you and Patrick... 225 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:58,287 ...whatever y'all did over there, you can tell me. 226 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,914 I love you, Terry Bellefleur. 227 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,459 Ain't nothing you say is gonna change that. 228 00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:07,838 Just tell me. 229 00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:10,007 I can't. I promised. 230 00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:12,926 We promised a whole bunch of stuff in our wedding vows. 231 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,679 - Don't that count for nothing? - Of course it does, baby. 232 00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:19,558 I don't want to lie to you. I'm real bad at it anyway. 233 00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:23,520 I'm gonna tell you as much as I can, okay? 234 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,523 - Okay. - I'm going somewhere with Patrick. 235 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,025 And we're leaving right now. 236 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,277 - Well, where to? - I can't tell you. 237 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,863 - What are you gonna do there? - I can't say. 238 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,324 - How long are you gonna be gone? - Don't know. 239 00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:40,579 Okay, well, don't expect me to be waiting for you when you get back. 240 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:55,469 Morning, Arlene. You didn't happen to see Tara last night...? 241 00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:56,678 [CRYING] 242 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,472 I got this. Hey, peaches and cream. 243 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:02,267 Stop all that crying before you mess up your pretty mascara. 244 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,728 ARLENE: Lafayette, go away! 245 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:07,898 - Now, is that a yes or a no on seeing Tara? - No! 246 00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:13,987 Sookie. Hey. 247 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:20,410 - Didn't realize you were working today. - Did you see Tara last night? 248 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:25,332 No. No. No, why? 249 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:29,795 I called you a bunch of times and never heard back. I was hoping maybe she was with you. 250 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,883 SAM". Look at her boobs. The way she smells, think about that. 251 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,345 Anything but the walk-in-- Shit! Walk-in, walk-in, walk-in-- Damn it! 252 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,640 Walk-in? Tara's in the walk-in? 253 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:44,726 Fuck! Well, it was the only light-tight place I could think of. 254 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,813 - Why would you lie to me? - She made me promise not to tell you. 255 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,481 - Is she okay? - Hell, no! 256 00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:52,609 She's a vampire! From how pissed she was at you and Lafayette... 257 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,903 ...I guess you had something to do with that. 258 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,780 She was gonna die. 259 00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:03,412 The less you know about all that, the better, for your own good. If you hate me, it's fine. 260 00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:09,293 Listen. 261 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,589 Hey, my brother died in my arms. 262 00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:21,805 He wanted to go, but I can't help wondering if I should have fought harder. 263 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,309 The way I see it, you gave Tara another chance. 264 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,937 It may not be the kind of life she had in mind... 265 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,858 ...but it's up to her now what she wants to do with it. 266 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,194 Thank you. 267 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,239 For keeping her safe. 268 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,824 And... 269 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,201 ...everything. 270 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,957 Can I give you a hug without you thinking about my boobs? 271 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:50,959 Probably not. 272 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:52,920 Oh, what the hell. Go ahead. 273 00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,968 He put my cousin in the fucking freezer. 274 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:03,513 Cold isn't gonna bother her any. When they sleep, they're basically dead. 275 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,391 Have to make sure nobody opens this door till nightfall. 276 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:07,893 Yeah, and then what? 277 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:11,605 It's like keeping a pet gator in a bathtub. 278 00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:13,732 We can't handle her by ourselves. 279 00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:16,193 - We're just gonna have to find a way. HOLLY: Sookie? 280 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,737 You working today? Because we got prep to do. 281 00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:20,405 Coming. 282 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:42,761 We have something to satisfy even the most exotic fancies. 283 00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:46,807 The chink, we call her Rubber Ruby. 284 00:21:46,974 --> 00:21:50,018 Show the gentleman why, would you, darling? 285 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,983 Mm. Delightful. 286 00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,652 Mm. 287 00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:00,821 But it is you I came to see. 288 00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:08,662 A good merchant doesn't compete with her merchandise, sir. 289 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:15,419 And a good customer knows everything has its price. 290 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,552 PAM: Goddamn them. 291 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:33,145 I am just a blood bag. My life is meaningless. 292 00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:35,355 LORENA: Good little whore. 293 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:40,986 Now say, "Drain me, Daddy. 294 00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:43,155 Drain me till I'm dead." 295 00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:48,618 Drain me, Daddy. Drain me till I'm dead. 296 00:22:49,911 --> 00:22:52,122 - Get your hands off of her! - William, don't. 297 00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:54,958 [ALL GRUNTING] 298 00:22:58,754 --> 00:23:01,006 Oh, Lorena. You procreated. 299 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:04,134 [CHUCKLES] 300 00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:06,762 Oh, and he is protective. How sweet. 301 00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:10,932 - Who are you? - Eric Northman. 302 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:14,436 But to you, the true death. 303 00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:16,438 Aah! 304 00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:18,440 [GRUNTS] 305 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:24,988 Eric, please. He's new. He doesn't understand. 306 00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:27,365 BILL: I understand perfectly. 307 00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:31,787 If Mr. Northman wants a fight, he can fight a man. 308 00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:34,331 [CHUCKLES] 309 00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:37,542 Oh, he is brave and loyal. 310 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,587 Strong for one so young. 311 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:45,008 It would be a shame to waste a promising vampire... 312 00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:49,638 ...simply because his maker failed to educate him... 313 00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:52,390 ...on how to treat his elders. 314 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,684 - Thank you. ERIC: Mm. 315 00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:59,397 We did not know this was your territory. 316 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:04,194 We deeply regret any inconvenience we may have caused. 317 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,114 It is the lady you owe the apology to. 318 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:15,247 And $500 for every girl you drained. 319 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:23,004 We are sorry. 320 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:25,882 Aren't we, William? 321 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,810 [GASPS] 322 00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:39,020 You had better get him under control. 323 00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:52,117 I believe we have a debt to settle. 324 00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:16,933 Come on. 325 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,269 Psst. Hey. 326 00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:21,062 [HISSES] 327 00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:25,192 He's a cute kitty. 328 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:28,570 Oh, ha-ha-ha. Don't take it personally. 329 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:31,948 Prince Charming doesn't like sharing me. 330 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:34,075 He used to pee in my ex-husband's shoes. 331 00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:35,285 Prince Charming, huh? 332 00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:37,662 Well, that explains it. 333 00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:39,998 Name like that's just too much to live up to. 334 00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:42,375 So... 335 00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:45,837 ...what's your life been like? 336 00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:47,047 Are you married? 337 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:49,716 You have a girlfriend? 338 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:55,180 Yeah, I ain't had the best of luck in that department. 339 00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:57,849 One died right next to me. 340 00:25:58,016 --> 00:26:00,060 One was married to a gay preacher. 341 00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:01,603 Crystal was a... 342 00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,521 [CAT MEOWS] 343 00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,024 Let's not even go there. 344 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:10,237 But right now I'm fuck buddies with the love of my best friend's life... 345 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:12,239 ...who's a teenage vampire. 346 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:15,367 And that's just all kinds of messed up. 347 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:19,746 But it's really great to see you. 348 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:21,456 I mean, really great. 349 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:26,628 I've thought about you a lot over the years. 350 00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:28,880 - Me too. - What happened between us was-- 351 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:30,715 Amazing, I know. 352 00:26:30,882 --> 00:26:33,927 I was gonna say wrong. 353 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:35,428 I made a terrible mistake. 354 00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:39,724 I never meant to hurt you or take advantage of you. 355 00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:41,226 Oh. 356 00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:43,311 I'm so sorry. 357 00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,146 Well, I'm not. 358 00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:50,402 You taught me how to do the only thing I ever been great at. 359 00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:51,987 Jason,no. 360 00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:55,740 I don't care what you say. That ain't no mistake. 361 00:26:56,491 --> 00:27:01,371 - This ain't no mistake. - Jason. 362 00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:05,125 Oh, God. 363 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:08,420 - You found her car where? - In Bon Temps. 364 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,046 Off Hummingbird Lane. 365 00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:12,424 Does she have any friends there? 366 00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:14,801 Friends? 367 00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:19,055 - I wouldn't say that. - Well, what would you say? 368 00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:22,684 Our daughter's missing. Far as we know, you're the last person who saw her. 369 00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:25,103 Honey, calm down. This isn't helping. 370 00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:27,772 We know you two had a fight. 371 00:27:28,606 --> 00:27:32,193 She called us. Said she was coming home to Jackson, only she never showed up. 372 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,611 It was more than a fight. 373 00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:36,781 I abjured her. 374 00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:40,702 - You what? - Sorry to be the one to tell you... 375 00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:42,329 ...but she's back on the blood. 376 00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:45,332 Caught her running around on me again. 377 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:48,710 Abjuring her was the only way I knew how to end it for good. 378 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:51,129 You're lying. She's been sober for over a year. 379 00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:53,214 She wanted to marry you, have your cubs. 380 00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:56,384 Screwing her new packmaster was a hell of a way of showing it. 381 00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:59,346 That's my little girl you're talking about. 382 00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:01,973 - If you hurt her, you son of a bitch-- - Gordon, stop. 383 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:06,811 I didn't do anything to Debbie. She's probably holed up with some drainer getting loaded. 384 00:28:06,978 --> 00:28:08,730 They found her wallet, Alcide. 385 00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:10,899 All her money, her phone. 386 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:12,692 Now, I know Debbie's no angel. 387 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:17,822 Something's happened to her. I can feel it. ls there anything you can do to help us find her? 388 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:20,617 We're at the Sunshine Inn. 389 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:26,498 SOOKIE: Yeah. I know her. 390 00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:30,126 That's Debbie Pelt. 391 00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:32,420 You seen her recently? 392 00:28:33,004 --> 00:28:34,339 Uh, about a week ago. 393 00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:36,925 She gave me a ride to Shreveport to run some errands. 394 00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:38,551 And you haven't seen her since? 395 00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,012 Did something happen to her? 396 00:28:41,179 --> 00:28:43,139 Been missing a few days. 397 00:28:43,306 --> 00:28:46,309 We found her car abandoned about a quarter mile from your house. 398 00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:48,019 That's weird. 399 00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:54,943 Uh, Jason tells me that you said Debbie was bat-shit crazy. What's that mean? 400 00:28:55,443 --> 00:28:57,237 Her boyfriend's a good friend of mine. 401 00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:59,989 We try to get along, but we aren't BFFs. 402 00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:03,785 She can be unpredictable. 403 00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:05,161 [CHUCKLES] 404 00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:09,249 Bet she didn't appreciate her boyfriend being friends with a single gal like you. 405 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:12,877 Or maybe you and this Alcide Herveaux were a little more than friends? 406 00:29:13,044 --> 00:29:16,256 - Andy, if you're suggesting-- - I ain't suggesting, I'm asking. 407 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:19,551 Was Debbie Pelt jealous of your relationship with her boyfriend? 408 00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:21,344 I don't know. 409 00:29:21,511 --> 00:29:23,221 I do know she's a V addict. 410 00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:26,057 She's paranoid and can be real nasty. 411 00:29:26,224 --> 00:29:29,519 If something happened to her, I'm sorry, but she brought it on herself. 412 00:29:29,686 --> 00:29:31,813 Why don't you tell that to her parents? 413 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:34,190 They're here searching for their only daughter. 414 00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:38,194 V addicts have parents too, and they deserve the same justice as me. 415 00:29:38,361 --> 00:29:39,529 Or you. 416 00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:42,824 Well, justice is your job, not mine. 417 00:29:42,991 --> 00:29:47,245 So unless disliking someone's a crime and you're gonna arrest me for it... 418 00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:50,457 -...I gotta get back to work, okay? - For now. 419 00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:57,005 - Hey, Sheriff Andy. - Ms. Cleary. Speak to you outside? 420 00:30:02,177 --> 00:30:03,511 We're fucked. 421 00:30:04,095 --> 00:30:05,889 And our asses is going to jail. 422 00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:07,265 He doesn't know anything. 423 00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:09,184 It didn't sound that way to me. 424 00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:10,810 I listened to his thoughts. 425 00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:13,897 He's more concerned about the size of his rear end right now... 426 00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:16,316 ...than he is about Debbie Pelt. Trust me. 427 00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:20,862 I know you've been through a lot, but I need you to keep your eye on that walk-in... 428 00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:25,492 ...and try and act like your normal, fabulous self. Can you do that for me? 429 00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,744 [SIGHS] 430 00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:33,958 LAFAYETTE: Arlene! 431 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:38,755 These beans is colder than titties in a brass bra. Come on, now. Shit. 432 00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:42,884 ARLENE: Well, all right. Jesus, what's your problem? 433 00:30:46,596 --> 00:30:48,890 I never seen her before. 434 00:30:50,225 --> 00:30:52,143 How about this one? 435 00:30:57,398 --> 00:30:58,733 On Facebook? 436 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,736 Oh, I'm gonna skin those brats alive. 437 00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:04,697 I'll make sure they take it down before anyone else sees it. 438 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:07,283 Facebook already took it down. 439 00:31:07,659 --> 00:31:08,868 Don't matter, though. 440 00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:12,497 I could walk down Main Street naked with a bag on my head. 441 00:31:12,664 --> 00:31:16,167 - Folks would still know it was me. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 442 00:31:16,334 --> 00:31:18,711 No, don't worry about it. 443 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:22,799 Town like this, people will stop talking about it in 15 years. 444 00:31:22,966 --> 00:31:24,092 [LAUGHS] 445 00:31:25,969 --> 00:31:30,640 Anyway, uh, now that the, ha, ha, cat's out of the bag... 446 00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:32,183 ...uh... 447 00:31:32,976 --> 00:31:34,477 ...if you wanna, I don't know... 448 00:31:34,644 --> 00:31:40,525 ...take whatever this is to the next level... 449 00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:42,151 ...we got nothing to lose. 450 00:31:44,654 --> 00:31:49,409 Sheriff Andy, are you asking me to go steady? 451 00:31:51,494 --> 00:31:52,537 I guess I am. 452 00:31:55,206 --> 00:31:57,000 Well, you--? 453 00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:59,294 You realize I'm a witch, right? 454 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,421 My kids are delinquents. 455 00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:02,797 I live in a motel. 456 00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:05,091 Well, I live with my grandma. 457 00:32:05,258 --> 00:32:07,760 And I'm an alcoholic and a recovering V addict... 458 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:11,764 ...and the laughing stock of the Renard Parish Sheriff's Department. 459 00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:13,266 [CHUCKLES] 460 00:32:16,227 --> 00:32:17,937 How'd we get so lucky? 461 00:32:22,275 --> 00:32:24,235 STEELER: Wow. 462 00:32:24,402 --> 00:32:26,237 That was-- 463 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,242 I had no idea how much I needed that. 464 00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:37,248 I got half a box of wine in the cooler. Want some? 465 00:32:41,252 --> 00:32:43,963 You-- You were right. 466 00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:49,844 What we did back then, it was a mistake. 467 00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:56,351 Jason, wait. 468 00:32:56,517 --> 00:32:58,686 Don't leave. 469 00:33:01,522 --> 00:33:03,316 Jason. 470 00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,113 Goodbye, Miss Steeler. 471 00:33:14,077 --> 00:33:16,120 [MEOWS] 472 00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:21,000 Thank you for joining me, Mr. Compton. 473 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:23,169 Did I have a choice? 474 00:33:24,212 --> 00:33:25,672 There are always choices. 475 00:33:26,631 --> 00:33:28,966 Are you comfortable in your new quarters? 476 00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:31,886 As comfortable as one can be with a stake against his heart. 477 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:34,263 Necessary precaution. 478 00:33:35,223 --> 00:33:36,891 I'm sure you understand. 479 00:33:37,475 --> 00:33:39,310 Walk with me? 480 00:33:40,645 --> 00:33:42,772 Do you know who I am? 481 00:33:43,147 --> 00:33:44,857 You're Salome. 482 00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:46,984 Beheader of John the Baptist... 483 00:33:47,151 --> 00:33:49,737 -...dancer of the seven veils. - Heh. 484 00:33:50,279 --> 00:33:53,157 Don't believe everything you read. 485 00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:58,246 The human Bible, it's little better than Us Weekly. 486 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:05,628 They made me a convenient villain, a symbol for dangerous female sexuality. 487 00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:08,548 But I was just a girl. 488 00:34:08,881 --> 00:34:10,967 With a severely fucked-up family. 489 00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:14,887 So you didn't ask for a man's head on a silver platter? 490 00:34:15,596 --> 00:34:17,390 Politics. 491 00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:23,771 John denounced my mother's remarriage to my uncle, the king. 492 00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:26,774 She wanted him silenced. 493 00:34:26,941 --> 00:34:30,486 So she saw an opportunity in her new husband's... 494 00:34:30,653 --> 00:34:33,948 ...fondness for teenage virgins. 495 00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:37,410 The trade was her idea. 496 00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:41,748 Your mother traded your body for revenge. 497 00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:44,709 And the dance of the seven veils? 498 00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:51,799 They wrapped me in sheer scarves when I was delivered to my uncle's bed. 499 00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:57,013 I suppose you can call what followed a dance of sorts. 500 00:34:57,764 --> 00:35:03,770 The humans of my youth, they were far more savage than any vampires I've known. 501 00:35:05,688 --> 00:35:07,482 Anyway... 502 00:35:09,025 --> 00:35:12,570 ...the world's different now, and so am I. 503 00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:17,825 And yet you still have the attention of the Guardian. 504 00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:24,332 And you still have the power to send men to their deaths. 505 00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:29,629 So perhaps not that much has changed after all. 506 00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,924 I like you, Mr. Compton. 507 00:35:33,424 --> 00:35:36,719 I've been tracking your political career for some time... 508 00:35:37,762 --> 00:35:41,140 ...and your rise has been quite impressive. 509 00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:45,102 Well, I am flattered. 510 00:35:47,772 --> 00:35:50,399 Though why someone of your stature would be interested... 511 00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:55,822 ...in a small-town monarch such as myself is a mystery to me. 512 00:35:56,364 --> 00:35:59,492 Humility is for humans. 513 00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:05,998 Do you know what I admire the most about you? 514 00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:08,125 Clearly not my ability to take orders. 515 00:36:09,877 --> 00:36:11,295 Your heart. 516 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:15,633 You still let it rule you. 517 00:36:16,551 --> 00:36:20,096 A rare quality amongst our kind. 518 00:36:20,888 --> 00:36:26,686 We've become so jaded. We celebrate our own cynicism. 519 00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:31,899 I want to help you. 520 00:36:35,403 --> 00:36:42,118 - Why? - Because something about you moves me. 521 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,664 And in over 2000 years, I've learned to trust that feeling. 522 00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:51,127 The question is... 523 00:36:54,922 --> 00:36:57,174 ...can I trust you? 524 00:37:01,846 --> 00:37:06,976 How can I prove it to you when you already have my life in your hands? 525 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:11,105 Perhaps... 526 00:37:12,899 --> 00:37:15,359 ...by taking my life... 527 00:37:17,653 --> 00:37:19,572 ...in yours. 528 00:37:28,956 --> 00:37:30,750 [BOTH GRUNTING] 529 00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:38,925 - What do you think? - Heh. 530 00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:42,553 Honey, you are hotter than barbecue Tabasco sauce in that dress. 531 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,056 But if you're doing all this for Jason Stackhouse... 532 00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:47,183 ...trust me, you don't gotta work so hard. 533 00:37:47,350 --> 00:37:50,811 - What's that supposed to mean? - There ain't no nice way of saying this... 534 00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:55,066 ...but God gave that boy a penis and a brain, only enough blood to run one at a time. 535 00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:58,569 Well, you don't know him. He's actually a really good guy. 536 00:37:58,736 --> 00:38:00,738 Sweetie, I've known him all my life. 537 00:38:00,905 --> 00:38:04,784 You seem like a nice vampire. I just don't want to see you get hurt. That's all. 538 00:38:05,743 --> 00:38:07,036 Really? 539 00:38:07,203 --> 00:38:10,373 Because I think you just want me to know... 540 00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:14,377 ...that you and Jason fooled around and that he dumped you. 541 00:38:14,543 --> 00:38:17,588 - Which I can't say I blame him for. - Ahem. 542 00:38:17,755 --> 00:38:20,841 If you want me to spend my daddy's money in your Podunk store... 543 00:38:21,008 --> 00:38:25,137 ...I suggest you stop talking shit about my friends. 544 00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:26,764 Okay, sweetie? 545 00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:28,516 Yes, ma'am. 546 00:38:29,934 --> 00:38:33,813 I'll get this one and one in red. And those shoes. Thanks. 547 00:38:36,691 --> 00:38:42,530 Hi. Welcome to Tracy's Togs. I'm Tracy. How can I help you? 548 00:38:42,697 --> 00:38:43,781 I'm picking up an order. 549 00:38:43,948 --> 00:38:45,282 [SNIFFING] 550 00:38:46,242 --> 00:38:49,829 Garter belts. These for your girlfriend or your wife? 551 00:38:49,996 --> 00:38:53,124 - My sisters. - You sure got a lot of sisters. 552 00:38:53,290 --> 00:38:54,917 - Sixteen. - Heh. 553 00:38:55,084 --> 00:38:56,293 [GASPS] 554 00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:58,963 You smell awesome. What are you? 555 00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:03,217 Wait, wait, wait. 556 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:06,804 [TIRES SCREECHING] 557 00:39:06,971 --> 00:39:08,931 TRACY: Hey, you gotta pay for that dress! 558 00:39:32,747 --> 00:39:35,207 [SNIFFS THEN SIGHS] 559 00:39:38,627 --> 00:39:41,756 Hey, where'd you go? 560 00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:45,843 Hey, I can smell you! 561 00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:48,179 Everywhere. 562 00:39:50,139 --> 00:39:52,016 [PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 563 00:40:01,275 --> 00:40:03,486 PAM: I know you. 564 00:40:03,652 --> 00:40:06,447 Yeah, you're Jessica's. 565 00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:08,532 No, not anymore. 566 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:13,120 Honey, the eyeliner, the desperation. 567 00:40:13,662 --> 00:40:15,498 They'll eat you alive in here. 568 00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:19,919 That's what I'm hoping for. 569 00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:33,849 What's it like being what you are? 570 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,434 Oh... 571 00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:40,189 It would take several of your lifetimes to answer that question. 572 00:40:42,108 --> 00:40:45,986 Then make me a vampire and we'll have all the time in the world. 573 00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:48,864 You don't know what you're asking. 574 00:40:49,031 --> 00:40:50,741 Yes, I do. 575 00:40:50,908 --> 00:40:53,077 I'm not afraid. 576 00:40:53,619 --> 00:40:55,121 And I can see that. 577 00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:58,791 Most humans beg me to spare their lives, and you want me to take yours. 578 00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:01,585 I want you to give me one worth living. 579 00:41:01,752 --> 00:41:04,839 Well, you seem to be doing quite well for yourself. 580 00:41:05,005 --> 00:41:09,927 Your profession may not be glamorous, but it's more honest than most. 581 00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:19,937 Do you know what happens to women like me when we get old? 582 00:41:20,104 --> 00:41:22,106 We're pariahs. 583 00:41:22,273 --> 00:41:26,569 We die alone in the dark. Syphilis, TB. 584 00:41:28,112 --> 00:41:30,656 If you had any idea what kind of life awaits me... 585 00:41:30,823 --> 00:41:32,575 ...you wouldn't hesitate to turn me. 586 00:41:32,741 --> 00:41:36,162 If you had any idea of the responsibility that comes with being a maker... 587 00:41:36,328 --> 00:41:37,788 ...you wouldn't dare ask. 588 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,961 Then make me and leave me. 589 00:41:44,128 --> 00:41:46,672 I'll take care of myself. I always have. 590 00:41:46,839 --> 00:41:49,008 Would you toss a newborn baby in a gutter? 591 00:41:50,593 --> 00:41:52,595 Abandoning a new vampire is no different. 592 00:41:57,516 --> 00:41:59,643 Becoming a maker's an eternal commitment. 593 00:42:00,269 --> 00:42:01,854 Greater than any marriage... 594 00:42:02,354 --> 00:42:04,106 ...deeper than any human bond. 595 00:42:05,816 --> 00:42:07,318 To throw that away is sacrilege. 596 00:42:07,484 --> 00:42:11,030 An honorable vampire? Isn't that a contradiction? 597 00:42:11,197 --> 00:42:14,575 No more than an intelligent whore, yet here we are. 598 00:42:30,257 --> 00:42:31,675 [GASPS] 599 00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:34,637 [GRUNTS] 600 00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:36,222 Pamela. 601 00:42:42,269 --> 00:42:43,729 What have you done? 602 00:42:44,271 --> 00:42:47,942 Let me walk the world with you, Mr. Northman. 603 00:42:49,818 --> 00:42:51,612 Or watch me die. 604 00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:15,970 SALOME: Sheriff Northman. 605 00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:17,513 Good evening. 606 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,808 Thank you, chancellor, for your support at the hearing. 607 00:43:21,892 --> 00:43:23,477 We owe you our lives. 608 00:43:23,644 --> 00:43:25,521 Oh, you can stop performing. 609 00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:28,774 I have this room swept for bugs daily. 610 00:43:29,858 --> 00:43:32,319 We can be ourselves here. 611 00:43:33,696 --> 00:43:36,573 Please, sit down. 612 00:43:44,081 --> 00:43:46,292 You surprise me. 613 00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:49,169 And that doesn't happen very often. 614 00:43:49,336 --> 00:43:53,173 I expected you to at least try and save her. 615 00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:55,384 - Who? - Your sister. 616 00:43:57,219 --> 00:43:59,847 Don't worry, your secret is safe. 617 00:44:00,014 --> 00:44:01,765 Even Nora has no idea I know. 618 00:44:01,932 --> 00:44:04,393 - How? - Godric. 619 00:44:05,561 --> 00:44:07,146 Oh, he was glorious. 620 00:44:07,313 --> 00:44:10,107 Well, before he lost his way. 621 00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:12,401 He loved you the most. 622 00:44:13,861 --> 00:44:16,113 And now I see why. 623 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:21,452 So Nora risked everything for you. 624 00:44:21,994 --> 00:44:24,330 And you're willing to let us execute her for it? 625 00:44:24,496 --> 00:44:27,750 - What choice do I have? - There are always choices. 626 00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:33,088 Godric gave you one while you bled out on that pyre. 627 00:44:33,797 --> 00:44:36,175 Be his companion or die. 628 00:44:36,342 --> 00:44:38,010 Are you lonely? 629 00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:40,220 Is this how you make friends? 630 00:44:44,391 --> 00:44:46,769 Friends you can trust... 631 00:44:47,144 --> 00:44:49,438 ...are a rare commodity. 632 00:44:51,148 --> 00:44:53,901 I sponsored Nora's chancellorship. 633 00:44:54,068 --> 00:44:55,903 - Did you know that? - Mm. 634 00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:58,322 I mentored her. 635 00:44:58,489 --> 00:45:01,033 So her betrayal makes you look particularly bad. 636 00:45:06,705 --> 00:45:08,707 You're cold. 637 00:45:11,502 --> 00:45:13,295 It is because you've been hurt. 638 00:45:14,755 --> 00:45:17,424 And that wound is still fresh. 639 00:45:20,928 --> 00:45:22,846 I heal quickly. 640 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,856 Perhaps I can help you speed that along. 641 00:45:33,482 --> 00:45:34,983 What do you want from me? 642 00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:37,277 You know what I want. 643 00:45:38,028 --> 00:45:39,822 I want to be your friend. 644 00:45:44,535 --> 00:45:46,370 But it's what you want... 645 00:45:47,037 --> 00:45:49,206 ...that intrigues me. 646 00:45:59,341 --> 00:46:00,968 [SCREAMS] 647 00:46:01,718 --> 00:46:03,720 You killed Hayes... 648 00:46:03,887 --> 00:46:09,435 ...conspired with known Sanguinistas to aid in Compton and Northman's escape. 649 00:46:09,601 --> 00:46:10,811 As we say in Texas, honey: 650 00:46:10,978 --> 00:46:14,982 If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you do is stop digging. 651 00:46:15,149 --> 00:46:19,653 And as we say in Surrey, sod the fuck off, you cunting twat. 652 00:46:23,073 --> 00:46:25,200 [SCREAMS] 653 00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:28,704 Here's my theory. 654 00:46:29,872 --> 00:46:32,875 I think you did it all for love. 655 00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:34,585 So which one is it, hmm? 656 00:46:34,751 --> 00:46:36,753 The sheriff or the king? 657 00:46:38,922 --> 00:46:44,052 Both? Well, see, now, that's a sandwich I'd take a bite out of anytime. 658 00:46:44,511 --> 00:46:46,096 [SHUDDERS] 659 00:46:48,932 --> 00:46:52,102 Well, since their lives apparently mean nothing to you... 660 00:46:52,269 --> 00:46:55,189 ...we'll just go ahead and activate their iStakes. 661 00:46:55,355 --> 00:46:56,732 Wait! 662 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,361 Yes, I believe vampires were made in God's image. 663 00:47:01,528 --> 00:47:04,031 I believe that mainstreaming is an abomination. 664 00:47:04,198 --> 00:47:06,617 And I believe that Lilith will rise from The Blood... 665 00:47:06,783 --> 00:47:10,871 ...and rip your blasphemous fucking heads off and dance in your muck. 666 00:47:11,371 --> 00:47:13,040 Good girl. 667 00:47:13,957 --> 00:47:16,335 Now, doesn't that make you feel better, hmm? 668 00:47:18,086 --> 00:47:20,380 [SCREAMING] 669 00:47:23,091 --> 00:47:24,676 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 670 00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:36,605 Hey, I just had the weirdest experience. 671 00:47:37,147 --> 00:47:38,649 Yeah, so did I. 672 00:47:38,815 --> 00:47:41,026 There was this guy, and I could smell his blood. 673 00:47:41,193 --> 00:47:44,488 Sorry, I know that grosses you out, but it smelled like cotton candy... 674 00:47:44,655 --> 00:47:48,158 ...and fresh-baked bread and fucking sex. 675 00:47:48,325 --> 00:47:50,994 The most delicious thing I've ever smelled in my life. 676 00:47:51,161 --> 00:47:54,581 - Why are you telling me this? - Because after he ran away... 677 00:47:54,748 --> 00:47:57,042 ...all I could think about was you. 678 00:47:58,627 --> 00:48:00,754 Just inside of me. 679 00:48:01,046 --> 00:48:03,006 - Heh. - Just-- 680 00:48:04,216 --> 00:48:05,634 What? 681 00:48:05,801 --> 00:48:08,011 Nothing. Nothing. Let's do this. 682 00:48:08,178 --> 00:48:11,139 - Okay. - Yeah. 683 00:48:18,522 --> 00:48:21,275 - I'm sorry, is there something wrong? - You know what? Yeah. 684 00:48:22,067 --> 00:48:26,613 I ain't some mechanical bull you can come and ride on whenever you feel like it. 685 00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:28,907 What the hell happened to you today? 686 00:48:29,074 --> 00:48:30,951 Uh, let's see. 687 00:48:31,118 --> 00:48:36,373 Uh, well, I realized I got this big fucking hole inside of me... 688 00:48:36,540 --> 00:48:39,042 ...that I've been filling with sex, and... 689 00:48:39,209 --> 00:48:41,086 Because that's what I got taught to do. 690 00:48:41,253 --> 00:48:44,214 Because I was too fucking young and it felt too fucking good... 691 00:48:44,381 --> 00:48:45,799 ...and it made it all go away. 692 00:48:46,425 --> 00:48:49,386 But it ain't working no more. 693 00:48:50,637 --> 00:48:54,057 And I don't know how to deal with what I'm feeling. 694 00:49:00,856 --> 00:49:03,317 I can't do this right now. 695 00:49:04,443 --> 00:49:06,194 Just go. 696 00:49:07,571 --> 00:49:10,073 Jason, we don't have to have sex. We could just talk. 697 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:13,160 I just want to be your friend. 698 00:49:13,327 --> 00:49:15,704 See, the minute you do that... 699 00:49:15,871 --> 00:49:20,083 ...my dick starts screaming, "Dude, just shut up and fuck her." 700 00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:23,879 I can't be friends with a girl. I don't know how. 701 00:49:25,047 --> 00:49:26,632 Yeah, you do. 702 00:49:27,841 --> 00:49:29,509 You already are. 703 00:49:30,677 --> 00:49:33,347 I'm gonna put on your sweats and you're gonna grab a beer. 704 00:49:33,513 --> 00:49:36,141 Then you're gonna tell me what the hell happened today. 705 00:49:36,308 --> 00:49:40,520 And maybe I'll have some advice. Maybe I'll just listen. 706 00:49:43,190 --> 00:49:44,733 See? 707 00:49:45,901 --> 00:49:47,736 It's that easy. 708 00:50:05,504 --> 00:50:06,963 [FOOTSTEP] 709 00:50:07,631 --> 00:50:09,216 Hello? 710 00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:12,344 Somebody in here? 711 00:50:14,846 --> 00:50:17,099 [TARA SNARLS THEN ARLENE SCREAMS] 712 00:50:18,725 --> 00:50:20,727 Rise and shine. 713 00:50:21,311 --> 00:50:23,188 Breakfast is ready. 714 00:50:23,355 --> 00:50:25,732 Come on, now, hooker, drink. 715 00:50:25,899 --> 00:50:28,694 We gotta get you out of here. Oh, ow! 716 00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:31,196 Don't fucking touch me. 717 00:50:31,363 --> 00:50:34,282 - They found her car near your house. - I heard. 718 00:50:34,449 --> 00:50:37,285 She's back on the V. I don't know what she's capable of. 719 00:50:37,452 --> 00:50:39,371 Thanks for the warning, but I gotta work. 720 00:50:39,538 --> 00:50:42,749 I tell you Russell's on the loose, you throw me out of your house. 721 00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:45,252 I tell you Debbie's MIA, maybe gunning for you... 722 00:50:45,419 --> 00:50:47,212 ...you act like it's no big deal. 723 00:50:47,379 --> 00:50:50,048 I get you're tough. That don't mean you have to be stupid. 724 00:50:50,215 --> 00:50:53,593 I appreciate you caring. It doesn't mean you get to talk to me like that. 725 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,345 - Excuse me. - Hey! 726 00:50:55,512 --> 00:50:57,013 There's something going on here. 727 00:50:57,180 --> 00:51:00,225 There's something you're not telling me, and I want to know why. 728 00:51:00,392 --> 00:51:02,644 - Nothing's going on, Alcide. LAFAYETTE: Oh, shit, Tara--! 729 00:51:02,811 --> 00:51:03,895 [BANGING] 730 00:51:05,522 --> 00:51:08,608 - Gah, ugh. - Lafayette, you okay? 731 00:51:08,775 --> 00:51:11,653 What in tarnation--? Oh, my God. 732 00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:16,867 [GASPS] 733 00:51:17,033 --> 00:51:20,036 - Tara, what are you doing in there? TARA: Seriously, Sookie? 734 00:51:20,203 --> 00:51:22,581 This is your plan? To pretend none of it happened? 735 00:51:22,748 --> 00:51:24,916 Why don't we talk about it outside, alone? 736 00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:29,838 Why? Afraid he won't think you're so cute once he knows what you did? 737 00:51:31,006 --> 00:51:32,215 You know that's not why. 738 00:51:33,884 --> 00:51:35,343 Tara, please. 739 00:51:35,510 --> 00:51:37,637 - Aah! - Fuck off! 740 00:51:37,804 --> 00:51:41,099 Hey, Sookie and Lafayette are your friends. They're trying to help you. 741 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,435 Turning me into a monster? 742 00:51:43,602 --> 00:51:46,438 I don't need that kind of help and I don't need yours either. 743 00:51:46,605 --> 00:51:48,231 - Wait. - All I can think about... 744 00:51:48,398 --> 00:51:50,442 ...is ripping out y'all's fucking throats... 745 00:51:50,609 --> 00:51:53,111 ...so stay the hell away from me, for your own sakes. 746 00:51:53,278 --> 00:51:55,071 Or I swear to God, I'll do it. 747 00:51:57,073 --> 00:51:59,159 Nothing's going on, huh? 748 00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:08,835 ERIC: So I had a visit this evening. 749 00:52:09,002 --> 00:52:12,422 From a certain chancellor. 750 00:52:12,589 --> 00:52:14,508 Interesting. 751 00:52:17,803 --> 00:52:18,887 What, you too? 752 00:52:19,054 --> 00:52:21,807 You know what they say about gentlemen. 753 00:52:21,973 --> 00:52:24,935 They don't brag about sloppy seconds. 754 00:52:25,101 --> 00:52:26,770 No. 755 00:52:29,147 --> 00:52:31,858 What the hell does she want from us? 756 00:52:32,025 --> 00:52:34,528 I have no idea. 757 00:52:34,694 --> 00:52:37,989 But something tells me she usually gets what she wants. 758 00:52:38,698 --> 00:52:40,659 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 759 00:52:46,748 --> 00:52:48,208 Did you have fun? 760 00:52:48,959 --> 00:52:50,293 They're not Sanguinista. 761 00:52:51,962 --> 00:52:53,547 And how do you know that? 762 00:52:54,381 --> 00:52:57,467 Because Sanguinista aren't unshakable in their beliefs. 763 00:52:57,634 --> 00:53:00,720 Mr. Compton is still looking for something to believe in... 764 00:53:00,887 --> 00:53:03,890 ...and Mr. Northman, he only believes in himself. 765 00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:07,310 I think we can trust them. 766 00:53:07,477 --> 00:53:09,813 I'm not sure we can trust anyone anymore. 767 00:53:12,148 --> 00:53:14,401 Nora confessed. 768 00:53:14,693 --> 00:53:16,027 She is Sanguinist. 769 00:53:22,534 --> 00:53:24,202 Roman. 770 00:53:26,830 --> 00:53:28,748 Your dismissal of the vampire Bible... 771 00:53:28,915 --> 00:53:31,668 ...your focus on mainstreaming above all else... 772 00:53:31,835 --> 00:53:34,170 ...has divided vampires everywhere. 773 00:53:35,255 --> 00:53:38,675 Perhaps it's time to consider a change of course. 774 00:53:38,842 --> 00:53:41,595 That's exactly what they fucking want. 775 00:53:42,971 --> 00:53:45,348 Recruiting one of my very own chancellors... 776 00:53:45,515 --> 00:53:49,269 ...trying to undermine my Guardianship from the inside. 777 00:53:52,230 --> 00:53:53,899 Mainstreaming is working. 778 00:53:54,691 --> 00:53:55,984 It is changing the world. 779 00:53:56,151 --> 00:54:00,071 If JFK or Martin Luther King had backed off civil rights-- 780 00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:02,365 Maybe they'd still be alive. 781 00:54:02,532 --> 00:54:04,701 There have been assassination threats. 782 00:54:04,868 --> 00:54:07,162 Uprising in Estonia, the Middle East. 783 00:54:09,039 --> 00:54:11,917 The Sanguinista are organizing against you. 784 00:54:16,713 --> 00:54:19,883 - I'm afraid for you, that's all. - Don't be. 785 00:54:21,217 --> 00:54:24,638 With you as my secret weapon, how can I lose? 786 00:54:36,441 --> 00:54:39,945 - What? - Just waiting on that gumbo. 787 00:54:40,695 --> 00:54:43,323 Turning your own flesh and blood into a vampire. 788 00:54:43,490 --> 00:54:44,783 Who does that? 789 00:54:44,950 --> 00:54:47,369 I hear you. I'm standing right here. 790 00:54:47,535 --> 00:54:51,164 Gumbo ain't ready yet. Now get the fuck up out my kitchen. 791 00:54:52,248 --> 00:54:55,585 Shame, Lafayette. Shame on you. 792 00:55:07,889 --> 00:55:09,599 [SNARLS] 793 00:55:12,978 --> 00:55:14,938 No, no, no. 794 00:55:15,105 --> 00:55:17,732 No, no, no. 795 00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:19,609 No, no, no. 796 00:55:19,776 --> 00:55:21,111 No. 797 00:55:22,362 --> 00:55:23,780 No. 798 00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:26,533 SOOKIE: She was trying to get to me. 799 00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:27,993 Tara jumped in front. 800 00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:31,371 - Debbie shot Tara? - I got the gun and I... 801 00:55:31,913 --> 00:55:33,540 What, Sookie? 802 00:55:34,624 --> 00:55:36,334 Say it. 803 00:55:37,627 --> 00:55:38,670 Say it. 804 00:55:42,924 --> 00:55:44,134 I killed her. 805 00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:54,436 You were never gonna tell me? 806 00:55:55,270 --> 00:55:58,815 You were gonna let me go looking for her, wondering what the hell happened? 807 00:55:58,982 --> 00:56:00,442 Yes. 808 00:56:01,026 --> 00:56:04,404 Because you loved her. You forgave her for everything. 809 00:56:04,571 --> 00:56:07,490 - I didn't know what you were gonna do. - Oh, bullshit! 810 00:56:07,657 --> 00:56:10,035 I have had your back since the day we met. 811 00:56:10,201 --> 00:56:12,954 - You owe me more than lying to my face! - Alcide! 812 00:56:13,121 --> 00:56:15,915 - I'm sorry. I wish I could-- - Shut up. 813 00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:17,751 I don't wanna hear it. 814 00:56:18,334 --> 00:56:20,754 I don't wanna hear another word. 815 00:56:24,591 --> 00:56:26,051 I don't-- 816 00:56:27,052 --> 00:56:30,889 I don't have a right to ask, but I need to know what you're gonna do. 817 00:56:31,056 --> 00:56:34,142 I need to know if you're gonna tell anyone. 818 00:57:35,495 --> 00:57:37,497 [SCREAMING] 819 00:57:53,638 --> 00:57:56,266 You stupid bitch.