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[TARA WHIMPERING]
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[BRANCHES SNAPPING]
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LAFAYETTE:
Tara, we just want to help!
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SOOKIE: Tara, please let us explain!
- We just want to help, Tara!
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Tara! Tara!
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LINDSEY:
Goddamn piece of shit.
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Ow!
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My nail. Ugh.
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Hey, hi! Ma'am, can you help me?
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Because I have never changed a tire
before in my life.
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Listen, I-- Heh.
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I got no problem with vampires.
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In fact, you know, I'm on your side.
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I think that y'all should
have the same rights that we do.
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[SCREAMS]
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Oh, God, please. I don't want to die.
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Don't hurt me, please. Let me go. Just--
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Do not do this. You don't have to.
You could just let me go.
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I'm sorry.
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DIETER:
Russell Edgington alive.
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What an epic fucking disaster!
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Allow me to take care of these traitors.
They will beg for the true death.
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- Shouldn't we at least consider their proposal?
- Since when do we negotiate with apostates?!
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If they think they can smoke out
Russell Edgington...
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-...why not let them try?
- The odds are they won't survive the fight.
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And what kind of precedent does that set?
Rewarding these traitors for what?
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Not following orders in the first place. Exactly.
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We cannot condone
this blatant insubordination.
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Rosalyn, you would sentence
your own maker to the true death...
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-...if it served your political agenda.
- My maker was a pioneer...
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...a true mainstreamer, unlike some people.
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Chancellors, thank you for your input.
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Be assured that
I will take it all under advisement.
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Bless the blood.
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[ALL SPEAK IN ARAMAIC]
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Stay.
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The Sanguinistas have turned
Russell Edgington into some kind of hero...
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...for ripping out a man's spine on TV.
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He has become the poster boy
for the anti-mainstream movement...
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...their Osama bin Laden.
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Do you know the one thing
more dangerous than a martyr?
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A 3000-year-old vampire
who hasn't fed in over a year.
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Suffering does not kill the appetite for power.
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It exacerbates it.
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I've dedicated my Guardianship
to the fight for coexistence...
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...and I will not see it go swirling
down the shitter...
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...because of one
ancient pissed-off psychopath.
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- Do you understand what I am saying?
- Absolutely, Guardian.
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We'll bring him in. Or die trying.
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What do you think?
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Well, they put him in the ground once.
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Send in the new Nan Flanagan.
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It is an honor to be of service.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
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[ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
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Pam. Pam.
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I need to talk to you in private.
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Excuse me, but this is an emergency.
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Excuse me, so is this.
My maker hasn't been home in four days...
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-...not that you give a shit.
- Eric's missing?
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Bill's demon spawn thinks
they're on some kind of business trip...
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...but we both know the only business Eric
ever has with King Bill...
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...is the kind that involves almost
getting themselves killed protecting you.
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Whatever they're up to
has nothing to do with me.
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Eric and I and Bill, we're over.
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If only.
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Pam, listen. Asking you for help again
is about the last thing I wanna do right now.
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But Tara ran away.
She's too fast. We can't catch her.
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She's out there somewhere, scared, hungry.
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We had a deal. I held up my end of it.
You haven't done shit for me, Tinker Bell.
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- So whatever you're asking--
- Pam, you're her maker.
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All I need you to do is summon her.
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Then we'll take her home
and never bother you again. I promise.
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I'm not interested in you or that pathetic excuse
for a vampire you had me make.
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So get out of my bar before I suck you dry.
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Find Tara!
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Agh! Fuck Tara and fuck you.
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[GRUNTS]
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MAN:
Crazy!
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[GRUNTS]
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What are you looking at?
Go back to dry-humping each other...
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...and buying my overpriced drinks,
or get the fuck out!
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[BRANCH SNAPS]
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[SNIFFING]
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- What the--?
- Help me.
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What happened to you?
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I'm hungry-
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Nan Flanagan, may the cold bitch rest in peace,
went on CNN...
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...and told the world Russell Edgington
had met the true death more than a year ago.
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Tonight, however, we have learned
that he is still very much alive.
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Excuse me, sir, but says who?
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Elvis was spotted buying turkey jerky
in a 7-Eleven in Yakima last Thursday...
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...but that doesn't mean he's still alive.
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That just means people will believe
anything they want to believe.
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Humans are not rational.
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They are 100 percent motivated by fear.
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All they want is to feel safe,
to know that they're good and right...
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...and they're gonna end up in a heaven
full of puffy clouds...
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...with everybody they've ever loved
wearing angel wings.
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So you tell me what you want them to believe
and I'll sell it to them.
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Reverend Newlin, you have been a vampire
now for, what, four months?
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And yet you find it funny to ridicule
and underestimate the human race?
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The race that birthed all of us into existence?
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Is this some kind of joke?
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Reverend Newlin was recruited because
of his connection to the Fellowship of the Sun.
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With his influence in the religious right...
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...he'll be able to speak to people
we never hoped to reach.
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He can be valuable if we give him the chance.
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Don't be nervous, Steve.
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I was new once. I get it.
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All I wanted to do was feed, fuck and kill.
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Took me centuries to realize
that humans aren't just talking meat.
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They're our ancestors.
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None of us would be here without them.
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Have you heard of the Sanguinista Movement?
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They believe that humans should be
farmed like cattle, owned like slaves.
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They believe in nothing.
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They've learned nothing from history.
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If we do not evolve...
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...if we continue to behave
like fucking savages, the humans will rise up.
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They will retaliate with their armies.
It is just a matter of time.
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Right now this council is the only thing
preventing a civil war.
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That is why I need you, Steven.
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If, for whatever reason, our sources are unable
to bring Russell Edgington in quietly...
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...and he winds up on the TV
threatening to eat children...
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...I will need a friendly, trustworthy
vampire mainstreamer...
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...who knows how to work a crowd.
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I won't let you down, sir.
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You'd better not.
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Make sure Mr. Northman and Mr. Compton
are harnessed and thoroughly scanned.
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We do not want a repeat
of the necromancy bullshit.
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I'll take care of it, Guardian.
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Find out everything you can.
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Now if you guys could take
your shirts off for me, that'd be great.
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What is that?
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We call it the iStake.
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- That's catchy.
- Right?
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One click and this little sucker
will pierce your heart faster than a bullet.
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Wooden-tipped, of course.
All right, there you go.
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Pinches a little, but you'll get used to it.
Imagine it's a training bra.
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It's been a long time since I wore one.
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How do you trigger these devices?
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- There's an app for that.
- You're joking.
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Nope, so if you try to do something stupid like
attack me or try and run away or whatever...
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-...click and splat.
- Efficient.
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Same applies if you try
and remove the harnesses, FYI.
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These things are totally indestructible.
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Waterproof, fireproof, yada, yada, yada.
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Knows who you had for breakfast
and where you go to ground...
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...so do yourselves a favor. Don't fuck around,
okay? You guys are too cute to be goo.
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Thanks.
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LAFAYETTE:
Shit, Sook, I looked everywhere.
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Merlotte's? Her mama's?
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Merlotte's closed. Lettie Mae ain't seen her.
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- Did you tell them?
- What was I gonna say?
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"Sorry, Auntie, I had your only daughter
turned into a vampire.
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And she may be brain-damaged too.
You're welcome."
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Not gonna stay a secret, not in this town.
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Well, then we better figure out some story
on how Tara got turned.
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And one that don't include you
blowing that were bitch's head off...
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...and me helping you dispose of her body.
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State she in, she could be anywhere,
telling anybody anything.
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Not what she's telling people
that I'm worried about.
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The sun's gonna be coming up soon.
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We gotta hope she's got enough sense
to go to ground someplace safe.
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[GULPING]
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Another one?
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- More. Don't care if it's cold.
- You sure?
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- I'm starving.
- Tara, talk to me.
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Tell me who did this to you.
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- All right, I'm calling Lafayette.
- Mm-mm.
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- Sookie? She's your best friend.
- Mm.
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You don't wanna talk to me...
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-...you need to talk to someone.
- No!
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Do not fucking call them, Sam.
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Don't tell them where I am. Promise me.
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Tara. Tara.
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Hey, hey, hey, whoa.
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Tara?
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[GIGGLING]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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- Kevin, Rosie.
- Morning, Sheriff Bellefleur.
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You been working out, hon?
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Uh--
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Actually, I have been hitting the weights
here and there. Thanks for noticing.
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Gotta watch that figure, huh?
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- Now that you're a local sex symbol.
- Rosie, shut up.
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What are you talking about?
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What's she talking about?
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Answer me, or I'll have you patrolling
park urinals the rest of the month.
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Nice mug shot, sheriff.
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- Is that Facebook?!
- It is a real nice picture.
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- I mean, from a photography standpoint.
- Shut up.
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I'm sure the good people of Bon Temps
will be real glad to know...
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...y'all are spending their hard-earned tax dollars
surfing porno on the Internet!
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Get back to work!
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GORDON: Sheriff Bellefleur?
- What?!
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Gordon Pelt. This is my wife, Barbara.
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We're here to talk to you
about our daughter, Debbie.
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Sorry.
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Mr. and Mrs. Pelt, thank you for coming.
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WOMAN [ON PA]:
Jimmy, on Aisle 3...
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...there's a bag of dog food
that opened. Clean it up.
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Miss Steeler?
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Jason Stackhouse.
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It's been a long time.
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It's 15 years. Ha, ha.
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I can't believe this.
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Hey, the last I heard, you'd moved to Indiana
and married a podiatrist.
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A psychiatrist.
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- We're divorced.
- Oh, sorry about that.
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But you're back in Bon Temps.
That's awesome.
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You still teaching?
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No, I quit a long time ago.
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Wow, really? But you were so great at it.
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I remember everything you ever taught me.
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I'm sorry. I shouldn't...
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I better get going. Jason, don't.
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I just need your help with something.
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Crunchy or sweet?
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- Sweet.
- Mm.
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I cried myself to sleep worrying about you,
waiting for you to come home.
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I know, and I'm sorry. You deserve a lot better.
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Look, whatever is going on
with you and Patrick...
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...whatever y'all did over there, you can tell me.
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I love you, Terry Bellefleur.
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Ain't nothing you say is gonna change that.
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Just tell me.
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I can't. I promised.
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We promised a whole bunch of stuff
in our wedding vows.
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- Don't that count for nothing?
- Of course it does, baby.
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I don't want to lie to you.
I'm real bad at it anyway.
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I'm gonna tell you as much as I can, okay?
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- Okay.
- I'm going somewhere with Patrick.
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And we're leaving right now.
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- Well, where to?
- I can't tell you.
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- What are you gonna do there?
- I can't say.
238
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,324
- How long are you gonna be gone?
- Don't know.
239
00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:40,579
Okay, well, don't expect me
to be waiting for you when you get back.
240
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:55,469
Morning, Arlene.
You didn't happen to see Tara last night...?
241
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:56,678
[CRYING]
242
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,472
I got this. Hey, peaches and cream.
243
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:02,267
Stop all that crying
before you mess up your pretty mascara.
244
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,728
ARLENE:
Lafayette, go away!
245
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:07,898
- Now, is that a yes or a no on seeing Tara?
- No!
246
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:13,987
Sookie. Hey.
247
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:20,410
- Didn't realize you were working today.
- Did you see Tara last night?
248
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:25,332
No. No. No, why?
249
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:29,795
I called you a bunch of times and never heard
back. I was hoping maybe she was with you.
250
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,883
SAM". Look at her boobs.
The way she smells, think about that.
251
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,345
Anything but the walk-in-- Shit!
Walk-in, walk-in, walk-in-- Damn it!
252
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,640
Walk-in? Tara's in the walk-in?
253
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:44,726
Fuck! Well, it was the only
light-tight place I could think of.
254
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,813
- Why would you lie to me?
- She made me promise not to tell you.
255
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,481
- Is she okay?
- Hell, no!
256
00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:52,609
She's a vampire! From how pissed she was
at you and Lafayette...
257
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,903
...I guess you had something to do with that.
258
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,780
She was gonna die.
259
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:03,412
The less you know about all that, the better,
for your own good. If you hate me, it's fine.
260
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:09,293
Listen.
261
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,589
Hey, my brother died in my arms.
262
00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:21,805
He wanted to go, but I can't help wondering
if I should have fought harder.
263
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,309
The way I see it, you gave Tara another chance.
264
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,937
It may not be the kind of life she had in mind...
265
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,858
...but it's up to her now
what she wants to do with it.
266
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,194
Thank you.
267
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,239
For keeping her safe.
268
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,824
And...
269
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,201
...everything.
270
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,957
Can I give you a hug
without you thinking about my boobs?
271
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:50,959
Probably not.
272
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:52,920
Oh, what the hell. Go ahead.
273
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,968
He put my cousin in the fucking freezer.
274
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:03,513
Cold isn't gonna bother her any.
When they sleep, they're basically dead.
275
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,391
Have to make sure
nobody opens this door till nightfall.
276
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:07,893
Yeah, and then what?
277
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:11,605
It's like keeping a pet gator in a bathtub.
278
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:13,732
We can't handle her by ourselves.
279
00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:16,193
- We're just gonna have to find a way.
HOLLY: Sookie?
280
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,737
You working today? Because we got prep to do.
281
00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:20,405
Coming.
282
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:42,761
We have something to satisfy
even the most exotic fancies.
283
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:46,807
The chink, we call her Rubber Ruby.
284
00:21:46,974 --> 00:21:50,018
Show the gentleman why, would you, darling?
285
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,983
Mm. Delightful.
286
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,652
Mm.
287
00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:00,821
But it is you I came to see.
288
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:08,662
A good merchant doesn't compete
with her merchandise, sir.
289
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:15,419
And a good customer
knows everything has its price.
290
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,552
PAM:
Goddamn them.
291
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:33,145
I am just a blood bag. My life is meaningless.
292
00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:35,355
LORENA:
Good little whore.
293
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:40,986
Now say, "Drain me, Daddy.
294
00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:43,155
Drain me till I'm dead."
295
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:48,618
Drain me, Daddy. Drain me till I'm dead.
296
00:22:49,911 --> 00:22:52,122
- Get your hands off of her!
- William, don't.
297
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:54,958
[ALL GRUNTING]
298
00:22:58,754 --> 00:23:01,006
Oh, Lorena. You procreated.
299
00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:04,134
[CHUCKLES]
300
00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:06,762
Oh, and he is protective. How sweet.
301
00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:10,932
- Who are you?
- Eric Northman.
302
00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:14,436
But to you, the true death.
303
00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:16,438
Aah!
304
00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:18,440
[GRUNTS]
305
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:24,988
Eric, please. He's new. He doesn't understand.
306
00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:27,365
BILL:
I understand perfectly.
307
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:31,787
If Mr. Northman wants a fight,
he can fight a man.
308
00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:34,331
[CHUCKLES]
309
00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:37,542
Oh, he is brave and loyal.
310
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,587
Strong for one so young.
311
00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:45,008
It would be a shame
to waste a promising vampire...
312
00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:49,638
...simply because his maker
failed to educate him...
313
00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:52,390
...on how to treat his elders.
314
00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,684
- Thank you.
ERIC: Mm.
315
00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:59,397
We did not know this was your territory.
316
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:04,194
We deeply regret any inconvenience
we may have caused.
317
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,114
It is the lady you owe the apology to.
318
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:15,247
And $500 for every girl you drained.
319
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:23,004
We are sorry.
320
00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:25,882
Aren't we, William?
321
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,810
[GASPS]
322
00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:39,020
You had better get him under control.
323
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:52,117
I believe we have a debt to settle.
324
00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:16,933
Come on.
325
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,269
Psst. Hey.
326
00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:21,062
[HISSES]
327
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:25,192
He's a cute kitty.
328
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:28,570
Oh, ha-ha-ha. Don't take it personally.
329
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:31,948
Prince Charming doesn't like sharing me.
330
00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:34,075
He used to pee in my ex-husband's shoes.
331
00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:35,285
Prince Charming, huh?
332
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:37,662
Well, that explains it.
333
00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:39,998
Name like that's just too much to live up to.
334
00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:42,375
So...
335
00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:45,837
...what's your life been like?
336
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:47,047
Are you married?
337
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:49,716
You have a girlfriend?
338
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:55,180
Yeah, I ain't had the best of luck
in that department.
339
00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:57,849
One died right next to me.
340
00:25:58,016 --> 00:26:00,060
One was married to a gay preacher.
341
00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:01,603
Crystal was a...
342
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,521
[CAT MEOWS]
343
00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,024
Let's not even go there.
344
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:10,237
But right now I'm fuck buddies
with the love of my best friend's life...
345
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:12,239
...who's a teenage vampire.
346
00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:15,367
And that's just all kinds of messed up.
347
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:19,746
But it's really great to see you.
348
00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:21,456
I mean, really great.
349
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:26,628
I've thought about you a lot over the years.
350
00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:28,880
- Me too.
- What happened between us was--
351
00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:30,715
Amazing, I know.
352
00:26:30,882 --> 00:26:33,927
I was gonna say wrong.
353
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:35,428
I made a terrible mistake.
354
00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:39,724
I never meant to hurt you
or take advantage of you.
355
00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:41,226
Oh.
356
00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:43,311
I'm so sorry.
357
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,146
Well, I'm not.
358
00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:50,402
You taught me how to do the only thing
I ever been great at.
359
00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:51,987
Jason,no.
360
00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:55,740
I don't care what you say.
That ain't no mistake.
361
00:26:56,491 --> 00:27:01,371
- This ain't no mistake.
- Jason.
362
00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:05,125
Oh, God.
363
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:08,420
- You found her car where?
- In Bon Temps.
364
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,046
Off Hummingbird Lane.
365
00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:12,424
Does she have any friends there?
366
00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:14,801
Friends?
367
00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:19,055
- I wouldn't say that.
- Well, what would you say?
368
00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:22,684
Our daughter's missing. Far as we know,
you're the last person who saw her.
369
00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:25,103
Honey, calm down. This isn't helping.
370
00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:27,772
We know you two had a fight.
371
00:27:28,606 --> 00:27:32,193
She called us. Said she was coming home
to Jackson, only she never showed up.
372
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,611
It was more than a fight.
373
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:36,781
I abjured her.
374
00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:40,702
- You what?
- Sorry to be the one to tell you...
375
00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:42,329
...but she's back on the blood.
376
00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:45,332
Caught her running around on me again.
377
00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:48,710
Abjuring her was the only way
I knew how to end it for good.
378
00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:51,129
You're lying. She's been sober for over a year.
379
00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:53,214
She wanted to marry you, have your cubs.
380
00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:56,384
Screwing her new packmaster
was a hell of a way of showing it.
381
00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:59,346
That's my little girl you're talking about.
382
00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:01,973
- If you hurt her, you son of a bitch--
- Gordon, stop.
383
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:06,811
I didn't do anything to Debbie. She's probably
holed up with some drainer getting loaded.
384
00:28:06,978 --> 00:28:08,730
They found her wallet, Alcide.
385
00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:10,899
All her money, her phone.
386
00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:12,692
Now, I know Debbie's no angel.
387
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:17,822
Something's happened to her. I can feel it. ls
there anything you can do to help us find her?
388
00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:20,617
We're at the Sunshine Inn.
389
00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:26,498
SOOKIE:
Yeah. I know her.
390
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:30,126
That's Debbie Pelt.
391
00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:32,420
You seen her recently?
392
00:28:33,004 --> 00:28:34,339
Uh, about a week ago.
393
00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:36,925
She gave me a ride to Shreveport
to run some errands.
394
00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:38,551
And you haven't seen her since?
395
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,012
Did something happen to her?
396
00:28:41,179 --> 00:28:43,139
Been missing a few days.
397
00:28:43,306 --> 00:28:46,309
We found her car abandoned
about a quarter mile from your house.
398
00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:48,019
That's weird.
399
00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:54,943
Uh, Jason tells me that you said Debbie
was bat-shit crazy. What's that mean?
400
00:28:55,443 --> 00:28:57,237
Her boyfriend's a good friend of mine.
401
00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:59,989
We try to get along, but we aren't BFFs.
402
00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:03,785
She can be unpredictable.
403
00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:05,161
[CHUCKLES]
404
00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:09,249
Bet she didn't appreciate her boyfriend
being friends with a single gal like you.
405
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:12,877
Or maybe you and this Alcide Herveaux
were a little more than friends?
406
00:29:13,044 --> 00:29:16,256
- Andy, if you're suggesting--
- I ain't suggesting, I'm asking.
407
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:19,551
Was Debbie Pelt jealous
of your relationship with her boyfriend?
408
00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:21,344
I don't know.
409
00:29:21,511 --> 00:29:23,221
I do know she's a V addict.
410
00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:26,057
She's paranoid and can be real nasty.
411
00:29:26,224 --> 00:29:29,519
If something happened to her, I'm sorry,
but she brought it on herself.
412
00:29:29,686 --> 00:29:31,813
Why don't you tell that to her parents?
413
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:34,190
They're here searching for their only daughter.
414
00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:38,194
V addicts have parents too,
and they deserve the same justice as me.
415
00:29:38,361 --> 00:29:39,529
Or you.
416
00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:42,824
Well, justice is your job, not mine.
417
00:29:42,991 --> 00:29:47,245
So unless disliking someone's a crime
and you're gonna arrest me for it...
418
00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:50,457
-...I gotta get back to work, okay?
- For now.
419
00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:57,005
- Hey, Sheriff Andy.
- Ms. Cleary. Speak to you outside?
420
00:30:02,177 --> 00:30:03,511
We're fucked.
421
00:30:04,095 --> 00:30:05,889
And our asses is going to jail.
422
00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:07,265
He doesn't know anything.
423
00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:09,184
It didn't sound that way to me.
424
00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:10,810
I listened to his thoughts.
425
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:13,897
He's more concerned about the size
of his rear end right now...
426
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:16,316
...than he is about Debbie Pelt. Trust me.
427
00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:20,862
I know you've been through a lot, but
I need you to keep your eye on that walk-in...
428
00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:25,492
...and try and act like your normal,
fabulous self. Can you do that for me?
429
00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,744
[SIGHS]
430
00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:33,958
LAFAYETTE:
Arlene!
431
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:38,755
These beans is colder than titties
in a brass bra. Come on, now. Shit.
432
00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:42,884
ARLENE:
Well, all right. Jesus, what's your problem?
433
00:30:46,596 --> 00:30:48,890
I never seen her before.
434
00:30:50,225 --> 00:30:52,143
How about this one?
435
00:30:57,398 --> 00:30:58,733
On Facebook?
436
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,736
Oh, I'm gonna skin those brats alive.
437
00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:04,697
I'll make sure they take it down
before anyone else sees it.
438
00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:07,283
Facebook already took it down.
439
00:31:07,659 --> 00:31:08,868
Don't matter, though.
440
00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:12,497
I could walk down Main Street
naked with a bag on my head.
441
00:31:12,664 --> 00:31:16,167
- Folks would still know it was me.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
442
00:31:16,334 --> 00:31:18,711
No, don't worry about it.
443
00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:22,799
Town like this,
people will stop talking about it in 15 years.
444
00:31:22,966 --> 00:31:24,092
[LAUGHS]
445
00:31:25,969 --> 00:31:30,640
Anyway, uh, now that the, ha, ha,
cat's out of the bag...
446
00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:32,183
...uh...
447
00:31:32,976 --> 00:31:34,477
...if you wanna, I don't know...
448
00:31:34,644 --> 00:31:40,525
...take whatever this is to the next level...
449
00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:42,151
...we got nothing to lose.
450
00:31:44,654 --> 00:31:49,409
Sheriff Andy, are you asking me to go steady?
451
00:31:51,494 --> 00:31:52,537
I guess I am.
452
00:31:55,206 --> 00:31:57,000
Well, you--?
453
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:59,294
You realize I'm a witch, right?
454
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,421
My kids are delinquents.
455
00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:02,797
I live in a motel.
456
00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:05,091
Well, I live with my grandma.
457
00:32:05,258 --> 00:32:07,760
And I'm an alcoholic
and a recovering V addict...
458
00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:11,764
...and the laughing stock of the
Renard Parish Sheriff's Department.
459
00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:13,266
[CHUCKLES]
460
00:32:16,227 --> 00:32:17,937
How'd we get so lucky?
461
00:32:22,275 --> 00:32:24,235
STEELER:
Wow.
462
00:32:24,402 --> 00:32:26,237
That was--
463
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,242
I had no idea how much I needed that.
464
00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:37,248
I got half a box of wine in the cooler.
Want some?
465
00:32:41,252 --> 00:32:43,963
You-- You were right.
466
00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:49,844
What we did back then, it was a mistake.
467
00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:56,351
Jason, wait.
468
00:32:56,517 --> 00:32:58,686
Don't leave.
469
00:33:01,522 --> 00:33:03,316
Jason.
470
00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,113
Goodbye, Miss Steeler.
471
00:33:14,077 --> 00:33:16,120
[MEOWS]
472
00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:21,000
Thank you for joining me, Mr. Compton.
473
00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:23,169
Did I have a choice?
474
00:33:24,212 --> 00:33:25,672
There are always choices.
475
00:33:26,631 --> 00:33:28,966
Are you comfortable in your new quarters?
476
00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:31,886
As comfortable as one can be
with a stake against his heart.
477
00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:34,263
Necessary precaution.
478
00:33:35,223 --> 00:33:36,891
I'm sure you understand.
479
00:33:37,475 --> 00:33:39,310
Walk with me?
480
00:33:40,645 --> 00:33:42,772
Do you know who I am?
481
00:33:43,147 --> 00:33:44,857
You're Salome.
482
00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:46,984
Beheader of John the Baptist...
483
00:33:47,151 --> 00:33:49,737
-...dancer of the seven veils.
- Heh.
484
00:33:50,279 --> 00:33:53,157
Don't believe everything you read.
485
00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:58,246
The human Bible,
it's little better than Us Weekly.
486
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:05,628
They made me a convenient villain,
a symbol for dangerous female sexuality.
487
00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:08,548
But I was just a girl.
488
00:34:08,881 --> 00:34:10,967
With a severely fucked-up family.
489
00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:14,887
So you didn't ask for a man's head
on a silver platter?
490
00:34:15,596 --> 00:34:17,390
Politics.
491
00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:23,771
John denounced my mother's remarriage
to my uncle, the king.
492
00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:26,774
She wanted him silenced.
493
00:34:26,941 --> 00:34:30,486
So she saw an opportunity
in her new husband's...
494
00:34:30,653 --> 00:34:33,948
...fondness for teenage virgins.
495
00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:37,410
The trade was her idea.
496
00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:41,748
Your mother traded your body for revenge.
497
00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:44,709
And the dance of the seven veils?
498
00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:51,799
They wrapped me in sheer scarves
when I was delivered to my uncle's bed.
499
00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:57,013
I suppose you can call what followed
a dance of sorts.
500
00:34:57,764 --> 00:35:03,770
The humans of my youth, they were far more
savage than any vampires I've known.
501
00:35:05,688 --> 00:35:07,482
Anyway...
502
00:35:09,025 --> 00:35:12,570
...the world's different now, and so am I.
503
00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:17,825
And yet you still have the attention
of the Guardian.
504
00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:24,332
And you still have the power
to send men to their deaths.
505
00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:29,629
So perhaps not that much has changed
after all.
506
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,924
I like you, Mr. Compton.
507
00:35:33,424 --> 00:35:36,719
I've been tracking your political career
for some time...
508
00:35:37,762 --> 00:35:41,140
...and your rise has been quite impressive.
509
00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:45,102
Well, I am flattered.
510
00:35:47,772 --> 00:35:50,399
Though why someone of your stature
would be interested...
511
00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:55,822
...in a small-town monarch such as myself
is a mystery to me.
512
00:35:56,364 --> 00:35:59,492
Humility is for humans.
513
00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:05,998
Do you know what
I admire the most about you?
514
00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:08,125
Clearly not my ability to take orders.
515
00:36:09,877 --> 00:36:11,295
Your heart.
516
00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:15,633
You still let it rule you.
517
00:36:16,551 --> 00:36:20,096
A rare quality amongst our kind.
518
00:36:20,888 --> 00:36:26,686
We've become so jaded.
We celebrate our own cynicism.
519
00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:31,899
I want to help you.
520
00:36:35,403 --> 00:36:42,118
- Why?
- Because something about you moves me.
521
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,664
And in over 2000 years,
I've learned to trust that feeling.
522
00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:51,127
The question is...
523
00:36:54,922 --> 00:36:57,174
...can I trust you?
524
00:37:01,846 --> 00:37:06,976
How can I prove it to you
when you already have my life in your hands?
525
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:11,105
Perhaps...
526
00:37:12,899 --> 00:37:15,359
...by taking my life...
527
00:37:17,653 --> 00:37:19,572
...in yours.
528
00:37:28,956 --> 00:37:30,750
[BOTH GRUNTING]
529
00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:38,925
- What do you think?
- Heh.
530
00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:42,553
Honey, you are hotter than barbecue
Tabasco sauce in that dress.
531
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,056
But if you're doing all this
for Jason Stackhouse...
532
00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:47,183
...trust me, you don't gotta work so hard.
533
00:37:47,350 --> 00:37:50,811
- What's that supposed to mean?
- There ain't no nice way of saying this...
534
00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:55,066
...but God gave that boy a penis and a brain,
only enough blood to run one at a time.
535
00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:58,569
Well, you don't know him.
He's actually a really good guy.
536
00:37:58,736 --> 00:38:00,738
Sweetie, I've known him all my life.
537
00:38:00,905 --> 00:38:04,784
You seem like a nice vampire.
I just don't want to see you get hurt. That's all.
538
00:38:05,743 --> 00:38:07,036
Really?
539
00:38:07,203 --> 00:38:10,373
Because I think you just want me to know...
540
00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:14,377
...that you and Jason fooled around
and that he dumped you.
541
00:38:14,543 --> 00:38:17,588
- Which I can't say I blame him for.
- Ahem.
542
00:38:17,755 --> 00:38:20,841
If you want me to spend my daddy's
money in your Podunk store...
543
00:38:21,008 --> 00:38:25,137
...I suggest you stop talking shit
about my friends.
544
00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:26,764
Okay, sweetie?
545
00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:28,516
Yes, ma'am.
546
00:38:29,934 --> 00:38:33,813
I'll get this one and one in red.
And those shoes. Thanks.
547
00:38:36,691 --> 00:38:42,530
Hi. Welcome to Tracy's Togs.
I'm Tracy. How can I help you?
548
00:38:42,697 --> 00:38:43,781
I'm picking up an order.
549
00:38:43,948 --> 00:38:45,282
[SNIFFING]
550
00:38:46,242 --> 00:38:49,829
Garter belts.
These for your girlfriend or your wife?
551
00:38:49,996 --> 00:38:53,124
- My sisters.
- You sure got a lot of sisters.
552
00:38:53,290 --> 00:38:54,917
- Sixteen.
- Heh.
553
00:38:55,084 --> 00:38:56,293
[GASPS]
554
00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:58,963
You smell awesome. What are you?
555
00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:03,217
Wait, wait, wait.
556
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:06,804
[TIRES SCREECHING]
557
00:39:06,971 --> 00:39:08,931
TRACY:
Hey, you gotta pay for that dress!
558
00:39:32,747 --> 00:39:35,207
[SNIFFS THEN SIGHS]
559
00:39:38,627 --> 00:39:41,756
Hey, where'd you go?
560
00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:45,843
Hey, I can smell you!
561
00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:48,179
Everywhere.
562
00:39:50,139 --> 00:39:52,016
[PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
563
00:40:01,275 --> 00:40:03,486
PAM:
I know you.
564
00:40:03,652 --> 00:40:06,447
Yeah, you're Jessica's.
565
00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:08,532
No, not anymore.
566
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:13,120
Honey, the eyeliner, the desperation.
567
00:40:13,662 --> 00:40:15,498
They'll eat you alive in here.
568
00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:19,919
That's what I'm hoping for.
569
00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:33,849
What's it like being what you are?
570
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,434
Oh...
571
00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:40,189
It would take several of your lifetimes
to answer that question.
572
00:40:42,108 --> 00:40:45,986
Then make me a vampire
and we'll have all the time in the world.
573
00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:48,864
You don't know what you're asking.
574
00:40:49,031 --> 00:40:50,741
Yes, I do.
575
00:40:50,908 --> 00:40:53,077
I'm not afraid.
576
00:40:53,619 --> 00:40:55,121
And I can see that.
577
00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:58,791
Most humans beg me to spare their lives,
and you want me to take yours.
578
00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:01,585
I want you to give me one worth living.
579
00:41:01,752 --> 00:41:04,839
Well, you seem to be doing quite well
for yourself.
580
00:41:05,005 --> 00:41:09,927
Your profession may not be glamorous,
but it's more honest than most.
581
00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:19,937
Do you know what happens
to women like me when we get old?
582
00:41:20,104 --> 00:41:22,106
We're pariahs.
583
00:41:22,273 --> 00:41:26,569
We die alone in the dark. Syphilis, TB.
584
00:41:28,112 --> 00:41:30,656
If you had any idea
what kind of life awaits me...
585
00:41:30,823 --> 00:41:32,575
...you wouldn't hesitate to turn me.
586
00:41:32,741 --> 00:41:36,162
If you had any idea of the responsibility
that comes with being a maker...
587
00:41:36,328 --> 00:41:37,788
...you wouldn't dare ask.
588
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,961
Then make me and leave me.
589
00:41:44,128 --> 00:41:46,672
I'll take care of myself. I always have.
590
00:41:46,839 --> 00:41:49,008
Would you toss a newborn baby
in a gutter?
591
00:41:50,593 --> 00:41:52,595
Abandoning a new vampire
is no different.
592
00:41:57,516 --> 00:41:59,643
Becoming a maker's
an eternal commitment.
593
00:42:00,269 --> 00:42:01,854
Greater than any marriage...
594
00:42:02,354 --> 00:42:04,106
...deeper than any human bond.
595
00:42:05,816 --> 00:42:07,318
To throw that away is sacrilege.
596
00:42:07,484 --> 00:42:11,030
An honorable vampire?
Isn't that a contradiction?
597
00:42:11,197 --> 00:42:14,575
No more than an intelligent whore,
yet here we are.
598
00:42:30,257 --> 00:42:31,675
[GASPS]
599
00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:34,637
[GRUNTS]
600
00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:36,222
Pamela.
601
00:42:42,269 --> 00:42:43,729
What have you done?
602
00:42:44,271 --> 00:42:47,942
Let me walk the world with you,
Mr. Northman.
603
00:42:49,818 --> 00:42:51,612
Or watch me die.
604
00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:15,970
SALOME:
Sheriff Northman.
605
00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:17,513
Good evening.
606
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,808
Thank you, chancellor,
for your support at the hearing.
607
00:43:21,892 --> 00:43:23,477
We owe you our lives.
608
00:43:23,644 --> 00:43:25,521
Oh, you can stop performing.
609
00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:28,774
I have this room swept for bugs daily.
610
00:43:29,858 --> 00:43:32,319
We can be ourselves here.
611
00:43:33,696 --> 00:43:36,573
Please, sit down.
612
00:43:44,081 --> 00:43:46,292
You surprise me.
613
00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:49,169
And that doesn't happen very often.
614
00:43:49,336 --> 00:43:53,173
I expected you to at least try
and save her.
615
00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:55,384
- Who?
- Your sister.
616
00:43:57,219 --> 00:43:59,847
Don't worry, your secret is safe.
617
00:44:00,014 --> 00:44:01,765
Even Nora has no idea I know.
618
00:44:01,932 --> 00:44:04,393
- How?
- Godric.
619
00:44:05,561 --> 00:44:07,146
Oh, he was glorious.
620
00:44:07,313 --> 00:44:10,107
Well, before he lost his way.
621
00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:12,401
He loved you the most.
622
00:44:13,861 --> 00:44:16,113
And now I see why.
623
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:21,452
So Nora risked everything for you.
624
00:44:21,994 --> 00:44:24,330
And you're willing
to let us execute her for it?
625
00:44:24,496 --> 00:44:27,750
- What choice do I have?
- There are always choices.
626
00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:33,088
Godric gave you one
while you bled out on that pyre.
627
00:44:33,797 --> 00:44:36,175
Be his companion or die.
628
00:44:36,342 --> 00:44:38,010
Are you lonely?
629
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:40,220
Is this how you make friends?
630
00:44:44,391 --> 00:44:46,769
Friends you can trust...
631
00:44:47,144 --> 00:44:49,438
...are a rare commodity.
632
00:44:51,148 --> 00:44:53,901
I sponsored Nora's chancellorship.
633
00:44:54,068 --> 00:44:55,903
- Did you know that?
- Mm.
634
00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:58,322
I mentored her.
635
00:44:58,489 --> 00:45:01,033
So her betrayal makes you
look particularly bad.
636
00:45:06,705 --> 00:45:08,707
You're cold.
637
00:45:11,502 --> 00:45:13,295
It is because you've been hurt.
638
00:45:14,755 --> 00:45:17,424
And that wound is still fresh.
639
00:45:20,928 --> 00:45:22,846
I heal quickly.
640
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,856
Perhaps I can help you speed that along.
641
00:45:33,482 --> 00:45:34,983
What do you want from me?
642
00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:37,277
You know what I want.
643
00:45:38,028 --> 00:45:39,822
I want to be your friend.
644
00:45:44,535 --> 00:45:46,370
But it's what you want...
645
00:45:47,037 --> 00:45:49,206
...that intrigues me.
646
00:45:59,341 --> 00:46:00,968
[SCREAMS]
647
00:46:01,718 --> 00:46:03,720
You killed Hayes...
648
00:46:03,887 --> 00:46:09,435
...conspired with known Sanguinistas
to aid in Compton and Northman's escape.
649
00:46:09,601 --> 00:46:10,811
As we say in Texas, honey:
650
00:46:10,978 --> 00:46:14,982
If you find yourself in a hole,
the first thing you do is stop digging.
651
00:46:15,149 --> 00:46:19,653
And as we say in Surrey,
sod the fuck off, you cunting twat.
652
00:46:23,073 --> 00:46:25,200
[SCREAMS]
653
00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:28,704
Here's my theory.
654
00:46:29,872 --> 00:46:32,875
I think you did it all for love.
655
00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:34,585
So which one is it, hmm?
656
00:46:34,751 --> 00:46:36,753
The sheriff or the king?
657
00:46:38,922 --> 00:46:44,052
Both? Well, see, now, that's a sandwich
I'd take a bite out of anytime.
658
00:46:44,511 --> 00:46:46,096
[SHUDDERS]
659
00:46:48,932 --> 00:46:52,102
Well, since their lives apparently
mean nothing to you...
660
00:46:52,269 --> 00:46:55,189
...we'll just go ahead
and activate their iStakes.
661
00:46:55,355 --> 00:46:56,732
Wait!
662
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,361
Yes, I believe vampires were made
in God's image.
663
00:47:01,528 --> 00:47:04,031
I believe that mainstreaming
is an abomination.
664
00:47:04,198 --> 00:47:06,617
And I believe that
Lilith will rise from The Blood...
665
00:47:06,783 --> 00:47:10,871
...and rip your blasphemous fucking heads off
and dance in your muck.
666
00:47:11,371 --> 00:47:13,040
Good girl.
667
00:47:13,957 --> 00:47:16,335
Now, doesn't that make you
feel better, hmm?
668
00:47:18,086 --> 00:47:20,380
[SCREAMING]
669
00:47:23,091 --> 00:47:24,676
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
670
00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:36,605
Hey, I just had the weirdest experience.
671
00:47:37,147 --> 00:47:38,649
Yeah, so did I.
672
00:47:38,815 --> 00:47:41,026
There was this guy,
and I could smell his blood.
673
00:47:41,193 --> 00:47:44,488
Sorry, I know that grosses you out,
but it smelled like cotton candy...
674
00:47:44,655 --> 00:47:48,158
...and fresh-baked bread and fucking sex.
675
00:47:48,325 --> 00:47:50,994
The most delicious thing
I've ever smelled in my life.
676
00:47:51,161 --> 00:47:54,581
- Why are you telling me this?
- Because after he ran away...
677
00:47:54,748 --> 00:47:57,042
...all I could think about was you.
678
00:47:58,627 --> 00:48:00,754
Just inside of me.
679
00:48:01,046 --> 00:48:03,006
- Heh.
- Just--
680
00:48:04,216 --> 00:48:05,634
What?
681
00:48:05,801 --> 00:48:08,011
Nothing. Nothing. Let's do this.
682
00:48:08,178 --> 00:48:11,139
- Okay.
- Yeah.
683
00:48:18,522 --> 00:48:21,275
- I'm sorry, is there something wrong?
- You know what? Yeah.
684
00:48:22,067 --> 00:48:26,613
I ain't some mechanical bull you can come
and ride on whenever you feel like it.
685
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:28,907
What the hell happened to you today?
686
00:48:29,074 --> 00:48:30,951
Uh, let's see.
687
00:48:31,118 --> 00:48:36,373
Uh, well, I realized I got
this big fucking hole inside of me...
688
00:48:36,540 --> 00:48:39,042
...that I've been filling with sex, and...
689
00:48:39,209 --> 00:48:41,086
Because that's what I got taught to do.
690
00:48:41,253 --> 00:48:44,214
Because I was too fucking young
and it felt too fucking good...
691
00:48:44,381 --> 00:48:45,799
...and it made it all go away.
692
00:48:46,425 --> 00:48:49,386
But it ain't working no more.
693
00:48:50,637 --> 00:48:54,057
And I don't know how to deal
with what I'm feeling.
694
00:49:00,856 --> 00:49:03,317
I can't do this right now.
695
00:49:04,443 --> 00:49:06,194
Just go.
696
00:49:07,571 --> 00:49:10,073
Jason, we don't have to have sex.
We could just talk.
697
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:13,160
I just want to be your friend.
698
00:49:13,327 --> 00:49:15,704
See, the minute you do that...
699
00:49:15,871 --> 00:49:20,083
...my dick starts screaming,
"Dude, just shut up and fuck her."
700
00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:23,879
I can't be friends with a girl.
I don't know how.
701
00:49:25,047 --> 00:49:26,632
Yeah, you do.
702
00:49:27,841 --> 00:49:29,509
You already are.
703
00:49:30,677 --> 00:49:33,347
I'm gonna put on your sweats
and you're gonna grab a beer.
704
00:49:33,513 --> 00:49:36,141
Then you're gonna tell me
what the hell happened today.
705
00:49:36,308 --> 00:49:40,520
And maybe I'll have some advice.
Maybe I'll just listen.
706
00:49:43,190 --> 00:49:44,733
See?
707
00:49:45,901 --> 00:49:47,736
It's that easy.
708
00:50:05,504 --> 00:50:06,963
[FOOTSTEP]
709
00:50:07,631 --> 00:50:09,216
Hello?
710
00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:12,344
Somebody in here?
711
00:50:14,846 --> 00:50:17,099
[TARA SNARLS THEN ARLENE SCREAMS]
712
00:50:18,725 --> 00:50:20,727
Rise and shine.
713
00:50:21,311 --> 00:50:23,188
Breakfast is ready.
714
00:50:23,355 --> 00:50:25,732
Come on, now, hooker, drink.
715
00:50:25,899 --> 00:50:28,694
We gotta get you out of here. Oh, ow!
716
00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:31,196
Don't fucking touch me.
717
00:50:31,363 --> 00:50:34,282
- They found her car near your house.
- I heard.
718
00:50:34,449 --> 00:50:37,285
She's back on the V.
I don't know what she's capable of.
719
00:50:37,452 --> 00:50:39,371
Thanks for the warning, but I gotta work.
720
00:50:39,538 --> 00:50:42,749
I tell you Russell's on the loose,
you throw me out of your house.
721
00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:45,252
I tell you Debbie's MIA,
maybe gunning for you...
722
00:50:45,419 --> 00:50:47,212
...you act like it's no big deal.
723
00:50:47,379 --> 00:50:50,048
I get you're tough.
That don't mean you have to be stupid.
724
00:50:50,215 --> 00:50:53,593
I appreciate you caring. It doesn't mean
you get to talk to me like that.
725
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,345
- Excuse me.
- Hey!
726
00:50:55,512 --> 00:50:57,013
There's something going on here.
727
00:50:57,180 --> 00:51:00,225
There's something you're not telling me,
and I want to know why.
728
00:51:00,392 --> 00:51:02,644
- Nothing's going on, Alcide.
LAFAYETTE: Oh, shit, Tara--!
729
00:51:02,811 --> 00:51:03,895
[BANGING]
730
00:51:05,522 --> 00:51:08,608
- Gah, ugh.
- Lafayette, you okay?
731
00:51:08,775 --> 00:51:11,653
What in tarnation--? Oh, my God.
732
00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:16,867
[GASPS]
733
00:51:17,033 --> 00:51:20,036
- Tara, what are you doing in there?
TARA: Seriously, Sookie?
734
00:51:20,203 --> 00:51:22,581
This is your plan?
To pretend none of it happened?
735
00:51:22,748 --> 00:51:24,916
Why don't we talk about it outside, alone?
736
00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:29,838
Why? Afraid he won't think you're so cute
once he knows what you did?
737
00:51:31,006 --> 00:51:32,215
You know that's not why.
738
00:51:33,884 --> 00:51:35,343
Tara, please.
739
00:51:35,510 --> 00:51:37,637
- Aah!
- Fuck off!
740
00:51:37,804 --> 00:51:41,099
Hey, Sookie and Lafayette are your friends.
They're trying to help you.
741
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,435
Turning me into a monster?
742
00:51:43,602 --> 00:51:46,438
I don't need that kind of help
and I don't need yours either.
743
00:51:46,605 --> 00:51:48,231
- Wait.
- All I can think about...
744
00:51:48,398 --> 00:51:50,442
...is ripping out y'all's fucking throats...
745
00:51:50,609 --> 00:51:53,111
...so stay the hell away from me,
for your own sakes.
746
00:51:53,278 --> 00:51:55,071
Or I swear to God, I'll do it.
747
00:51:57,073 --> 00:51:59,159
Nothing's going on, huh?
748
00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:08,835
ERIC:
So I had a visit this evening.
749
00:52:09,002 --> 00:52:12,422
From a certain chancellor.
750
00:52:12,589 --> 00:52:14,508
Interesting.
751
00:52:17,803 --> 00:52:18,887
What, you too?
752
00:52:19,054 --> 00:52:21,807
You know what they say about gentlemen.
753
00:52:21,973 --> 00:52:24,935
They don't brag about sloppy seconds.
754
00:52:25,101 --> 00:52:26,770
No.
755
00:52:29,147 --> 00:52:31,858
What the hell does she want from us?
756
00:52:32,025 --> 00:52:34,528
I have no idea.
757
00:52:34,694 --> 00:52:37,989
But something tells me
she usually gets what she wants.
758
00:52:38,698 --> 00:52:40,659
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
759
00:52:46,748 --> 00:52:48,208
Did you have fun?
760
00:52:48,959 --> 00:52:50,293
They're not Sanguinista.
761
00:52:51,962 --> 00:52:53,547
And how do you know that?
762
00:52:54,381 --> 00:52:57,467
Because Sanguinista aren't unshakable
in their beliefs.
763
00:52:57,634 --> 00:53:00,720
Mr. Compton is still looking
for something to believe in...
764
00:53:00,887 --> 00:53:03,890
...and Mr. Northman,
he only believes in himself.
765
00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:07,310
I think we can trust them.
766
00:53:07,477 --> 00:53:09,813
I'm not sure we can trust anyone anymore.
767
00:53:12,148 --> 00:53:14,401
Nora confessed.
768
00:53:14,693 --> 00:53:16,027
She is Sanguinist.
769
00:53:22,534 --> 00:53:24,202
Roman.
770
00:53:26,830 --> 00:53:28,748
Your dismissal of the vampire Bible...
771
00:53:28,915 --> 00:53:31,668
...your focus on mainstreaming
above all else...
772
00:53:31,835 --> 00:53:34,170
...has divided vampires everywhere.
773
00:53:35,255 --> 00:53:38,675
Perhaps it's time to consider
a change of course.
774
00:53:38,842 --> 00:53:41,595
That's exactly what they fucking want.
775
00:53:42,971 --> 00:53:45,348
Recruiting one of
my very own chancellors...
776
00:53:45,515 --> 00:53:49,269
...trying to undermine my Guardianship
from the inside.
777
00:53:52,230 --> 00:53:53,899
Mainstreaming is working.
778
00:53:54,691 --> 00:53:55,984
It is changing the world.
779
00:53:56,151 --> 00:54:00,071
If JFK or Martin Luther King
had backed off civil rights--
780
00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:02,365
Maybe they'd still be alive.
781
00:54:02,532 --> 00:54:04,701
There have been assassination threats.
782
00:54:04,868 --> 00:54:07,162
Uprising in Estonia, the Middle East.
783
00:54:09,039 --> 00:54:11,917
The Sanguinista
are organizing against you.
784
00:54:16,713 --> 00:54:19,883
- I'm afraid for you, that's all.
- Don't be.
785
00:54:21,217 --> 00:54:24,638
With you as my secret weapon,
how can I lose?
786
00:54:36,441 --> 00:54:39,945
- What?
- Just waiting on that gumbo.
787
00:54:40,695 --> 00:54:43,323
Turning your own flesh and blood
into a vampire.
788
00:54:43,490 --> 00:54:44,783
Who does that?
789
00:54:44,950 --> 00:54:47,369
I hear you. I'm standing right here.
790
00:54:47,535 --> 00:54:51,164
Gumbo ain't ready yet.
Now get the fuck up out my kitchen.
791
00:54:52,248 --> 00:54:55,585
Shame, Lafayette. Shame on you.
792
00:55:07,889 --> 00:55:09,599
[SNARLS]
793
00:55:12,978 --> 00:55:14,938
No, no, no.
794
00:55:15,105 --> 00:55:17,732
No, no, no.
795
00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:19,609
No, no, no.
796
00:55:19,776 --> 00:55:21,111
No.
797
00:55:22,362 --> 00:55:23,780
No.
798
00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:26,533
SOOKIE:
She was trying to get to me.
799
00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:27,993
Tara jumped in front.
800
00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:31,371
- Debbie shot Tara?
- I got the gun and I...
801
00:55:31,913 --> 00:55:33,540
What, Sookie?
802
00:55:34,624 --> 00:55:36,334
Say it.
803
00:55:37,627 --> 00:55:38,670
Say it.
804
00:55:42,924 --> 00:55:44,134
I killed her.
805
00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:54,436
You were never gonna tell me?
806
00:55:55,270 --> 00:55:58,815
You were gonna let me go looking for her,
wondering what the hell happened?
807
00:55:58,982 --> 00:56:00,442
Yes.
808
00:56:01,026 --> 00:56:04,404
Because you loved her.
You forgave her for everything.
809
00:56:04,571 --> 00:56:07,490
- I didn't know what you were gonna do.
- Oh, bullshit!
810
00:56:07,657 --> 00:56:10,035
I have had your back
since the day we met.
811
00:56:10,201 --> 00:56:12,954
- You owe me more than lying to my face!
- Alcide!
812
00:56:13,121 --> 00:56:15,915
- I'm sorry. I wish I could--
- Shut up.
813
00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:17,751
I don't wanna hear it.
814
00:56:18,334 --> 00:56:20,754
I don't wanna hear another word.
815
00:56:24,591 --> 00:56:26,051
I don't--
816
00:56:27,052 --> 00:56:30,889
I don't have a right to ask, but I need
to know what you're gonna do.
817
00:56:31,056 --> 00:56:34,142
I need to know
if you're gonna tell anyone.
818
00:57:35,495 --> 00:57:37,497
[SCREAMING]
819
00:57:53,638 --> 00:57:56,266
You stupid bitch.