1 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,135 [JASON SIGHS] 2 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:15,347 Becky? 3 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:19,476 We ain't supposed to talk to you. 4 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:21,562 [SLURPING] 5 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:24,314 What the hell's going on? 6 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,610 Is someone licking my head? 7 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:31,447 It's just me, Mr. Jason. 8 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:35,784 - Got a nasty gash, so... - Timbo? 9 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,287 Timbo. Uh... 10 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:41,331 Timbo. Fuck, man. 11 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:46,003 It's not that I don't appreciate all the licking... 12 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:49,631 ...because I do, but I'm more of a Band-Aid kind of guy. 13 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,801 Well, we ain't got no Band-Aids. 14 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:56,013 Who put you up to this? Huh? 15 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:59,808 - Because I know this ain't coming from you. - We can't, Mr. Jason. 16 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,146 I been good to you, haven't I? 17 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:12,196 Sure, at first, I was doing it on account of Crystal and not because I wanted to. 18 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:15,240 But I have come to love each and every one of you. 19 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:18,243 And I know you love me too. 20 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:20,996 Hey, you wouldn't be licking my head if you didn't. 21 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,998 Am I right? 22 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,876 Yeah. 23 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,588 So come over here and loosen just one knot. 24 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:30,923 One knot. 25 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,342 And I'll take care of the rest. 26 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,180 Come on. 27 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:42,392 Why the fuck am I doing this? 28 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,687 JASON: Because you're a good boy and it's the right thing to do. 29 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,358 Why didn't you tell me it was up? 30 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,528 - Felton? - Get out. 31 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,364 Where the hell's Crystal? 32 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:58,158 That's sweet of you to be worrying about my woman. 33 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,536 If I was you, I'd be worrying about myself. 34 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:02,704 - Fuck you. - Really? 35 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:03,914 - Fuck me? - Yeah. 36 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,290 Fuck me? 37 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,168 Because I'll bet you my shotgun to your no arms and legs... 38 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:11,213 ...you're the one's about to get fucked here. 39 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:43,764 SOOKIE: Stay away from me. 40 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:46,892 ERIC: This is no way to treat your new landlord. 41 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:50,854 I am not yours, and I want you out of my house now. 42 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:53,148 Funny about ownership, isn't it? 43 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:57,069 A little piece of paper, and the only power you had over me is gone. 44 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,987 - What do you want from me? - Everything. 45 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:00,656 - You can't have it. - I bought it. 46 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:04,034 You bought my house. The house does not come with me inside it. 47 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:07,746 - Oh, well, then I seriously overpaid. - That's your problem. 48 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,332 Your blood tastes like freedom, Sookie. 49 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,001 Like sunshine in a pretty blond bottle. 50 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:17,172 And while they may not know it yet, that is what vampires smell when they smell you. 51 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,174 - Is that a threat? - Absolutely not. 52 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:23,178 But others will find out, and when they do... 53 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,639 ...you'll need protection. 54 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:27,599 I can provide that for you. 55 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,018 I'm willing to take my chances. 56 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:36,275 I bought this house because I care about you. 57 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,735 If all I wanted was to taste your blood again... 58 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:43,532 ...I could do it right now and there wouldn't be a thing you could do to stop me. 59 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:47,953 But instead, I am asking you to be mine. 60 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,372 I could never be with you the way I was with Bill. 61 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:53,917 The first time Bill declared you his, how did it make you feel? 62 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,127 Angry. 63 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:56,878 But safe? 64 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,798 You'll come around. 65 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,801 - You're not listening to a word I'm saying. - I know you. 66 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:06,054 There are two Sookie Stackhouses. 67 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,558 One who still clings to the idea that she's merely human... 68 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:13,729 ...and the other who's coming to grips with the fact that you are better than that. 69 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:18,567 And what do you think's gonna happen when I do come to grips with it? 70 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,737 Do you think my legs are just gonna magically open for you. 71 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,447 Well, that was saucy. 72 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,907 Must have been fairy Sookie talking. 73 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,784 I like when she comes out. 74 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:31,621 - And I'm already sorry I said it. - Don't be. 75 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:35,917 The more you let her speak for you, the more likely you are to go on living. 76 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:38,962 And you want to live, don't you? 77 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:45,469 Well, then I hope to hear from you girls soon. 78 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,768 [DOOR CREAKS] 79 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:55,395 ERIC: I'll see to it that gets repaired. 80 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:03,278 So they cast a spell on the dead bird and it flew. 81 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:07,657 For a couple seconds at most, but it was spectacular. 82 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:11,828 Your work for me in that circle is done. It's no longer safe for you. 83 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:13,622 What are you gonna do to them? 84 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,500 What I've already told you will have to suffice. 85 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:19,795 Any more and I'll just have to glamour it out of you. 86 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,631 Well, we wouldn't want that, would we? 87 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,342 No, we wouldn't. 88 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,472 Shall I send out the procurer for you? 89 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,475 - Unh. - No. 90 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,687 I'm giving him the night off. 91 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,607 CROWD [CHANTING]: Steve Newlin was right! 92 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,567 You're devils of the night! 93 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:45,362 Steve Newlin was right! You're devils of the night! 94 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,823 MAN 1: You're demons! 95 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:51,243 [CROWD SHOUTING] 96 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,869 - What the hell? MAN 2: Get out of here. 97 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:56,164 Welcome to vampire nightlife post-Russell Edgington. 98 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:57,749 Hey, fangbanger. 99 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:02,504 - You better not be talking to me. - So what if I was, fangbanger? 100 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:05,340 MAN 2: You're going to hell. WOMAN: Now you will pay. 101 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:08,510 See that woman right there? Not that devil, that woman. 102 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:12,013 She's got fangs, and you can bet your ass we're doing it all the time... 103 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:13,515 - Hoyt, stop. ...because we're in love. 104 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,684 There ain't a thing wrong with being in love. 105 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,770 Now, how can you do this and still call yourself a Christian? 106 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:22,232 - I am a Christian, goddamn it. HOYT: I am more of a Christian than you... 107 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,861 ...because I got love in my heart, and you got nothing but hate. 108 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:28,071 You see my buddy pointing his phone at us? 109 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,449 I'm rolling video, 720p. 110 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:34,202 So I ain't gonna miss a thing you and your vamp whore do to... 111 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,622 You wanna call me that again? 112 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,541 You two lovebirds go on home, okay... 113 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:43,712 ...and let these good people practice their Constitutional right to be fucking idiots. 114 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,798 MAN 2: I might be a fucking idiot, but at least I ain't dead. 115 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,719 MAN 3: Hey, now. - What the fuck? 116 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:53,180 Hoyt. Stop. 117 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:55,432 [CROWD SHOUTING] 118 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,893 I know, I know. It's hard for me too. 119 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,313 Technology's taken all the fun out of being a vampire. 120 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,195 [SAM CHUCKLES] 121 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:09,779 I was watching you, you know. 122 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:11,698 Uh, yeah, from behind. 123 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,950 That's how it is, huh? 124 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,620 Didn't realize this was a competition. 125 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:18,497 Next time you'll know. 126 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,833 Truth is, I don't mind so much bringing up the back. 127 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,961 It's a magical thing, watching you run. 128 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:28,590 - Are you coming on to me? - Maybe I am. 129 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,593 Maybe I'm not. 130 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,095 I do know one thing though. 131 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:36,264 I want to know more about you. 132 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,435 There isn't much to know. 133 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,980 Somehow I doubt that. 134 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,775 People don't get to be as beautiful as you are... 135 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:49,110 ...without having one hell of a story to tell. 136 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,780 - Okay, that was a good line. - You like it? 137 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,114 - Yeah. - Yeah. 138 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:55,325 Only used it on two other women before you. 139 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,911 - Really? And how'd it go with them? - I was one for two. 140 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:00,121 Ha, ha. Okay. 141 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:02,332 But seriously, you can talk to me. 142 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:07,796 Yeah, me and Emory and Suzanne, we all share our deepest and darkest... 143 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:10,131 ...and, you know, nothing bad's come of it. 144 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,192 Wait. Luna? 145 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,821 Hey. 146 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:35,907 Well, that's one way to end a conversation. 147 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,793 [BOTH MOANING] 148 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,110 GUARD: Freeze. You're surrounded. 149 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:15,363 [KATERINA PANTING] 150 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,116 What is it? 151 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,035 Name and purpose for your visit. 152 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,121 Um, to see Bill. 153 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,082 Nobody sees the king unless they're on the manifest. 154 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,626 The king? King Bill? 155 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,419 BILL [OVER RADIO]: Is Sookie on the premises? 156 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,129 Are you Sookie Stackhouse? 157 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,882 - Yeah. - Affirmative. 158 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,051 Let her in. 159 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,596 - King says to let her pass. - Stand down. 160 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:42,724 Yeah, y'all. Stand down. 161 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,401 SOOKIE: Bill? 162 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,582 Your snipers didn't mention you had company. 163 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:12,128 Sookie, this is Katerina. 164 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:14,172 Katerina's part of my security. 165 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,757 Nice to meet you. 166 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,687 [DOOR CLOSES] 167 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:37,654 You know, I've lived my entire life knowing that magic was all around me... 168 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:41,533 ...but when I saw that little bird start to flap her wings... 169 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,285 So fucking cool. 170 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,621 You don't think that maybe... 171 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,456 What? 172 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:53,044 Stepping in on someplace we don't belong? 173 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,297 Black magic? 174 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:57,841 Yeah. 175 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:00,635 I don't believe in that. 176 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:04,013 Don't tell me you don't think evil witches exist. 177 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,474 Of course I do. 178 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:11,396 But don't blame the magic for how it's used. 179 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,481 Light or dark, it's all the practitioner. 180 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:16,568 If your soul is dark, you practice black magic. 181 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:22,115 But if your soul is light, like I know yours is... 182 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,619 ...you got nothing to worry about. 183 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:31,916 I've never been accused of being overly light before. 184 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:36,588 Well, how many other people... 185 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:42,010 ...have you let see behind your mask before? 186 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:46,181 Just you, bitch. 187 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,183 Just you. 188 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:53,438 I did not want to come here tonight... 189 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,941 ...but I'm scared, and I don't wanna be his. 190 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,778 - I cannot force him to give up his property. - Why not? 191 00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:03,323 You're his king now. Doesn't that make you his boss? 192 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:06,534 - Eric has friends in high places. - Higher than you? 193 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:07,744 Who? 194 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,287 That's all I can tell you. 195 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,421 Look, I don't want to make any promises... 196 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,551 ...but maybe I can come up with some kind of work-around. 197 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,346 Anything you can do, I'd appreciate. 198 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:29,933 But if I can, it's gonna take time. 199 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,353 So I urge you... 200 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,064 ...seek shelter in another human's home. 201 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,567 What good would that do when he can just buy that too? 202 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,405 Good night, Sookie. 203 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,491 Good night... 204 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,117 ...Your Excellency. 205 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,412 How did you become King, anyway? 206 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,750 Never mind. 207 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,837 If there's one thing I learned from us being together... 208 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:02,340 ...every time I found out something new about you... 209 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,301 ...I wound up wishing I didn't know it. 210 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,685 [DOOR CLOSES] 211 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,606 [BAND PLAYING PUNK MUSIC] 212 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,535 [CROWD CHATTERING] 213 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,226 - Another pint, mate? - [IN ENGLISH ACCENT] I'd love one. 214 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:59,230 - Ain't seen you around these parts. - No. The truth is I've got ten years sober. 215 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,816 Well, I did have. Thank you, Mrs. Thatcher. 216 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,985 Fucking Thatcher. 217 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,112 That cunt could drive the pope to drink. 218 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,530 [LAUGHS] 219 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,990 You got a name? 220 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,160 - Callum. - You have one with me, Callum? 221 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,996 Don't see why not. 222 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,334 [CALLUM & BILL GRUNTING] 223 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:30,011 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Shh, shh. Easy now. Easy, easy. 224 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,556 Just look me in the eye and this'll all be over soon. 225 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,351 Come on, just look me in the eye. 226 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,938 Callum, I can make all this go away for you. 227 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:43,191 Callum. Callum. 228 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,195 There you go. 229 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,744 Now, none of this happened tonight, you understand? 230 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,038 Yes. 231 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,713 You'll feel weak four or five days. 232 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:10,093 So I recommend an iron supplement... 233 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:13,513 ...and vitamin B twice daily. 234 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,556 You understand? 235 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,023 Excellent. 236 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,942 Now... 237 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:30,905 ...off you go. 238 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:33,783 Right, then. 239 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,744 - Fight on. - [IN ENGLISH ACCENT] Fight on, mate. 240 00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:38,997 NAN: You don't kill them? 241 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,207 [GROWLS] 242 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,086 My name is Nan Flanagan. 243 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,006 - [IN NORMAL VOICE] Bill Compton. - I know who you are. 244 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,967 I've been watching you for weeks. 245 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,182 NAN: Why is it you don't kill your prey? 246 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,185 BILL: They might be dinner, but they don't deserve to die. 247 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,271 NAN: Most vampires disagree with you. 248 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,148 BILL: I can't speak for them. 249 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,983 NAN: What if you could? 250 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:10,570 What if I could introduce you to a powerful group of vampires... 251 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,780 ...who feel exactly like you do? 252 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:18,703 Who want to emerge from the shadows of society, maybe even fit into it one day? 253 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,289 Mainstreaming? It's a dream. 254 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:25,126 Not necessarily. Right now, on three different continents... 255 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,671 ...the most brilliant scientific minds in our community... 256 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,215 ...including Louis Pasteur, by the way... 257 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,635 ...are working on synthesizing... - Pasteur's a vampire? 258 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:40,266 You didn't hear it from me, but yes. 259 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:44,979 And he is close, Mr. Compton, to synthesizing human blood. 260 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:49,484 Real human blood made in a lab that we could survive on. 261 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,653 Consider what this will mean. 262 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,073 [CROWD CHATTERING IN DISTANCE] 263 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,159 Still, the monarchs will crush you before you have a chance... 264 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,620 Which is why we need you and others like you... 265 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:04,832 ...to infiltrate the monarchies and plant the seeds of discord from within. 266 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:09,003 Looking for a few good vampire spies, are you? 267 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,589 That's exactly what we're looking for. 268 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,593 So are you in or are you out? 269 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:25,269 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO] 270 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,815 Morning. 271 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,024 Sam. 272 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,485 Can I talk to you for a second? 273 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,028 Talk. 274 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,197 I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 275 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:39,659 I realize I made a lot of people worried being gone so long... 276 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,954 ...and if I were you, I'd be mad as hell at me too. 277 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,873 But one day when it's safe for me... 278 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:50,795 ...I'll tell you what I was really doing, and then you'll see I didn't have a choice. 279 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,383 Well, I look forward to that. 280 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:56,884 I really, really do. 281 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,805 ARLENE: Oh, sorry we're late. - Couldn't find a sitter. 282 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,974 Oh, my God. 283 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,476 Is that him? Mikey, you're so big already. 284 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,395 Say hello to your Aunt Sookie. 285 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,481 Oh, you guys. Ha, ha. He's beautiful. 286 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,276 - You think? - Um, duh. 287 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,611 Let me take a look at you. Who do you look like? 288 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,155 His mama. Dead ringer. 289 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:21,117 Oh, I don't know, Terry. I think he's got your bone structure. 290 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,412 - I'll tell you what he is. - What? 291 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,372 What is he? Can you hear him? 292 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,916 He's a baby. They don't think in words. 293 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,627 But I can tell you one thing, he is an old soul. 294 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,754 - Wait. Don't say that. TERRY: Arlene. 295 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:38,134 Well, he's not an old soul. He's new. All right? He's brand fucking new. 296 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,927 - Hey. - I'm sorry. What did I say? 297 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:44,098 And don't try to listen in on me either, because my thoughts are pure. 298 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,100 I love that baby. 299 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,352 I love that baby boy with all my heart. 300 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,479 [ARLENE SOBBING] 301 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:53,858 Sorry. 302 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,195 Sleep's been hard to come by, so... 303 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,615 Yeah. 304 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,967 ANDY: Hello? FELTON: Hey, Timbo. 305 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,470 - If he sees me, they'll put me away. ANDY: Anybody here? 306 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,972 He sees the pretty boy, he's gonna put us all away. 307 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,808 - Well, what am I supposed to do about it? - Get rid of him. 308 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,269 - I don't care how. ANDY: Hello? 309 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,486 Can I help you, officer? 310 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:42,240 It's "sheriff." Ain't there any grown-ups around here I can talk to? 311 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,909 [DOOR OPENS] 312 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,662 [DOOR CLOSES] 313 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,206 - Crystal? - Shh. 314 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,416 - Hey, you all right? - Oh, yeah. 315 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:56,545 - Felton's got me all hopped up on V. - Motherfucker. 316 00:20:56,713 --> 00:21:00,633 What are you... Baby, I ain't really in the mood right now, so you can... 317 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,053 Oh, baby, I missed you so much. 318 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,556 And I got a way for you and me to be together forever. 319 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:10,017 But if the cops hear you, you're gonna ruin everything. 320 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,644 [JASON GRUNTS] 321 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,188 I have reason to believe y'all are dealing V again. 322 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,190 Why would you think that we have V? 323 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,734 Because last year, me and my boys over at the DEA... 324 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:23,197 ...were about to seize a fuckload of it from y'all, till one of you took off with it. 325 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:26,033 - And I have it on good authority... - Whose good authority? 326 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:30,454 It don't fucking matter, boy. Read the fucking warrant. 327 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:34,709 - Goddamn it, can't you read, Jethro? - [MUFFLED] Andy! 328 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,212 - Andy! - You shut the fuck up. 329 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,214 - What was that? TIMBO: Oh, it was just... 330 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:44,802 ...a couple old hound dogs fighting over a bone. 331 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,976 [ANDY GRUNTS] 332 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:05,114 Luther, come here. 333 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,116 I said come here. 334 00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,623 Go give this to that cop. 335 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:17,376 - Should I say it's from you? - No, you fucking dumbass. 336 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,171 Just give it to him and walk away. 337 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,927 ANDY: What's this? 338 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,431 - The fuck, Uncle Luther? - It's okay. 339 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:34,602 Luther, thank you... 340 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:38,981 ...for coming forward with this evidence, which I am now gonna take with me. 341 00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:43,861 Again, as evidence. 342 00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:49,950 [CAR ENGINE STARTS] 343 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,125 Good. 344 00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,461 You did real good, baby. 345 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,546 [CRYSTAL PURRING] 346 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:22,400 - Ain't you supposed to be in school? - I'm between classes. 347 00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:26,904 Listen, if I'd had a teacher like you, I might have made it past the ninth grade. 348 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,115 And had I known this chair... 349 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:32,952 ...was so difficult to seduce you from, I would have waited for you standing. 350 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,539 Oh, don't you worry. You're doing just fine. 351 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,668 So you're here to seduce me then, huh? 352 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,295 I felt bad about last night. 353 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:47,675 - I am just no good at opening up. - No, look, I shouldn't have pried. 354 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:51,178 There are some things I'm not really proud of... 355 00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:54,181 ...some things I've never told anyone. 356 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:57,435 Yeah. Well, I got a few of those myself. 357 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:03,107 I really wanna let you in. 358 00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:04,692 I really do. 359 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,694 And I'm gonna try. 360 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,530 I promise. 361 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:12,491 Well, that makes me happy. Ha, ha. 362 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,869 Uh, but you could have just called. 363 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,996 Yeah, I know... 364 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:21,375 ...but, uh, then I wouldn't have been able to do this. 365 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,811 So you coming out tonight? 366 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,522 That ain't even a question. 367 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:45,274 Good. 368 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,944 Then my work here is done. 369 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:54,950 Well, just out of curiosity, if I'd said I wasn't sure, where was this gonna go? 370 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:04,126 So, uh, are you gonna change before heading back to the classroom or...? 371 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:07,463 Ha, ha. Are you kidding me? I teach in turtlenecks, even in the summer. 372 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,673 Boys these days are disgusting. 373 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,926 Well, I'm not so sure it's just these days... 374 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:14,887 ...but I'm glad you're taking the necessary precautions. 375 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,934 Well, I'll see you tonight. 376 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,608 TOMMY: Who's your friend? 377 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,944 - Sure smells pretty. - She looks pretty too. 378 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:33,489 Who my friend is is none of your business, Tommy. 379 00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:36,617 You want a friend to smell, smell your own. 380 00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:41,580 So I was thinking after we get off work, maybe we can rent a video... 381 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:45,125 ...and kill off that bottle of Frangelico we've been nursing. 382 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,962 They call them videos, but... What do they call them now? 383 00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:51,590 Blu-rays, I think is what they call them. Or we could take a drive. 384 00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:53,092 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 385 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,062 [ARLENE GASPS] 386 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,815 Mother fuckface. 387 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:12,570 - Oh, my God, your eye. - Terry, it was him. 388 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,655 - He did this to me. - Arlene. 389 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:19,493 Well, look at him looking at me, laughing. He ain't right, that boy. 390 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,663 You hear me? You ain't right. 391 00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:27,710 You're rotten to the core, just like your daddy was. 392 00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:34,842 I am your daddy, and I ain't rotten and neither are you. 393 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,677 You hear me? 394 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,513 Your mama just gets a little crazy sometimes... 395 00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,558 ...which means we just gotta love her that much harder. 396 00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:05,998 [FAE GROWLS THEN SOOKIE SCREAMS] 397 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,458 TARA: Sookie. 398 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,126 Oh, my God, are you okay? 399 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,211 Tara. 400 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,047 Hi, Sook. 401 00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:15,049 - I'm so sorry. - Oh, it's not your fault. 402 00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:18,135 I guess I'm still not so good at getting snuck up on. 403 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,763 - How did you...? - Lafayette. 404 00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:23,223 He texted me, said you was home. 405 00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:25,934 I parked out back because I wanted to surprise you. 406 00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:28,479 - You did. - I guess I did, huh? 407 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,022 [TARA SIGHS] 408 00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:33,067 [SIGHS] 409 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:36,070 - I thought you were dead. - Everybody did. 410 00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:39,156 - Where have you been? - New Orleans. 411 00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:41,450 Where have you been? 412 00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:45,621 Um, business for Bill. 413 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:49,083 - We're not back together or anything. - I ain't judging. 414 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:52,461 You look amazing. New Orleans has been good for you, huh? 415 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:56,298 - It has. - Come on inside and tell me all about it? 416 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,430 What the hell? 417 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:06,475 TARA: Let me see that. 418 00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:19,947 No, I don't like, actually. 419 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:23,200 That thing you said before about you and Bill not being together... 420 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,952 ...you sure he knows that? 421 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,871 - It's from Eric. - Sookie, you ain't with him now? 422 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,666 Never. The son of a bitch bought my house, that's all. 423 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,127 He bought your house? 424 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:38,465 Psychopathic frat boy. 425 00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:41,885 SOOKIE: Ugh. 426 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:45,472 I feel terrible. This can't be the homecoming you were expecting. 427 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,266 It's Bon Temps, Sook. 428 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,476 Ain't like I expected a red fucking carpet. 429 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,355 And besides, there's ice cream. 430 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:55,524 And by now, it should be good and melty too. 431 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:58,152 I'll go get blankets and meet you in the living room. 432 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,994 Hmm. 433 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:09,204 This I'll keep. 434 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,005 Motherfucker. 435 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:21,049 TARA: What? What is it? 436 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:23,927 He built himself a cubby. 437 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:28,015 He built himself a cubby in my house. 438 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,559 Do you need to go? 439 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:35,647 [TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY] 440 00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:37,858 MAN 1: That's a great track. MAN 2: It is. 441 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,027 MAN 1: The gravy train's coming. MAN 2: Biscuit wheels. 442 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:42,196 MAN 3: That's right. Let's go. 443 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:44,865 Finally, finally, the water's... 444 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,617 JESSICA: Hey, hon. 445 00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:48,994 You all right? 446 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,788 Yeah. 447 00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:52,539 Just stupid, that's all. 448 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,710 - Well, let me see your eye. - No, that's fine. 449 00:29:57,712 --> 00:29:59,213 Hoyt. 450 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,718 Ha, ha. My God. 451 00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:08,055 Can I get you anything? 452 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:13,101 Well, I've melted all the fruits and vegetables we have in the place... 453 00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:15,729 ...so at this point, I pretty much gotta tough it out. 454 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,774 No, you don't. 455 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:23,070 - Jessica, no, no. - Why not? 456 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:27,407 Come on, you live with a vampire. There might as well be something in it for you. 457 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,744 No. There's plenty in it for me. 458 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:33,580 Besides, I don't need that shit. 459 00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,626 "That shit"? 460 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,464 That shit is my blood. 461 00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:44,424 That's not what I... 462 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:49,179 - You know what I'm saying. - No, I have no idea what you're saying. 463 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,932 I don't wanna drink your blood every time I stub my toe. 464 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:55,727 I've seen people get all kind of messed up off of too much vampire blood. 465 00:30:58,857 --> 00:30:59,898 Where's your keys? 466 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:03,193 - Don't just go running off... - I'm going to the drugstore. 467 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:06,113 If you won't take my blood, you need to at least take Advil. 468 00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:09,950 - I don't want any Advil. - I'm going. 469 00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:18,166 There you go. 470 00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:26,675 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 471 00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:39,354 Shit. 472 00:31:48,489 --> 00:31:50,699 LAFAYETTE: Is that...? That's my motherfucking cousin. 473 00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:52,367 Look who brought me my car back. 474 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:55,996 TARA: Surprise. Ha, ha! LAFAYETTE: Tara. 475 00:31:56,748 --> 00:32:01,251 I got your text, so I came by to see Sook. But she had to bail. 476 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:03,295 - Ha, ha. LAFAYETTE: Mm! 477 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:06,673 - Hey, Jesus. - Tara. How you been? 478 00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:09,009 - I've been good. JESUS: You look good. 479 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:12,179 That's the calming influence of that Asian pussy at work. 480 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,723 - Fuck you. - Now, hooker, you know I'm right. 481 00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:17,184 - Ha, ha. - Come on, we're late. We gotta go. 482 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,353 I just got here. Where the hell you going? 483 00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:21,396 We got a thing. 484 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,065 A gay thing? 485 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:26,193 A Wiccan thing. 486 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:28,820 Seriously? 487 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,572 You're a Wiccan now? 488 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,367 Hooker, you gonna come or what? 489 00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:35,744 I guess so. 490 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:41,291 - Thank you for coming. - Of course. 491 00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:44,962 I understand you bought Sookie's house. 492 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:48,924 Any chance I can convince you to sell it back to her? 493 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:50,884 - No. - To me then? 494 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:53,470 - No. - Heh. 495 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:56,056 All right. So we're good. 496 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,724 BILL: There's a new coven in town. 497 00:32:57,892 --> 00:32:59,476 Oh, no. Witches. 498 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:04,606 Based out of a Wicca shop not far from here called Moongoddess Emporium. 499 00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:07,609 - I'll put Pam on it. - You will do it yourself. 500 00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:10,570 They're necromancers, Eric. 501 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,282 They brought a bird back from the dead. 502 00:33:16,577 --> 00:33:19,538 - Are you certain of this? - I had someone on the inside. 503 00:33:19,747 --> 00:33:22,124 I don't have to impress upon you the implications. 504 00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:24,876 - You do not. - If they control the dead, they control us. 505 00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:27,254 I remember the Inquisition. I was around then. 506 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:29,256 Excellent. 507 00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:33,760 Now will you deal with this yourself, or is it still beneath you? 508 00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:37,305 Has the AVL signed off on this? 509 00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:39,891 I am the King of Louisiana. 510 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,770 I don't have to ask anyone for permission. 511 00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:48,984 I will go tonight... 512 00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:52,029 ...my king. 513 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:55,198 Thank you, sheriff. 514 00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:09,296 You dare challenge me? 515 00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:12,799 I'm over twice your age. 516 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,926 Yes. 517 00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:18,346 But I have nothing left to lose. 518 00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:20,682 [BOTH GROWLING] 519 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,315 I brought backup. 520 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:32,027 You brought humans into our affairs? 521 00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:35,489 No, you did, when you sent me after Sookie. 522 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:40,660 On my command. 523 00:34:41,537 --> 00:34:43,038 Their bullets are wooden? 524 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,916 With a silver core. 525 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,918 Nothing but the best for my queen. 526 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:52,881 You fucking traitor. 527 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:54,382 Fire. 528 00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:55,675 [GROANS] 529 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,061 Thank you, team. 530 00:35:06,854 --> 00:35:08,855 And thank you. 531 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:15,445 I did nothing any other member of the American Vampire League wouldn't do. 532 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,906 Except you did. 533 00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:21,618 For you, this was personal, wasn't it? 534 00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:23,453 You mean Sookie? 535 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:26,248 What is so special about that girl? 536 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,834 [BILL SCOFFS] 537 00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:30,877 Nothing, as it turned out. 538 00:35:32,171 --> 00:35:35,632 I was dispatched by Sophie Anne because she was obsessed with her... 539 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,968 ...but there was nothing there. 540 00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:42,722 I swear it on the office I am to ascend to. 541 00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:46,726 You better not be lying to me. 542 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:50,063 She did. Look what happened to her. 543 00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:52,065 I understand. 544 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:53,900 Good. 545 00:35:56,904 --> 00:36:01,283 Then by the power vested in me by the one true Vampire Authority... 546 00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:03,994 ...whose wisdom and justice we hold sacred... 547 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:08,915 ...I hereby pronounce you King William Compton of Louisiana. 548 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:17,007 I pledge my fealty to the Authority for as long as I walk this earth... 549 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:19,593 ...and I swear it upon The Blood. 550 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:22,846 Hear, hear. 551 00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:25,515 Now go clean yourself up. 552 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,768 You're covered in queen. 553 00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:43,533 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 554 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:47,621 Every memory of everyone I have ever loved is in that house. 555 00:36:47,788 --> 00:36:52,209 If there is anything you can do to convince him to leave me alone... 556 00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:54,169 Did I miss something? 557 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:55,962 Are we girls now? 558 00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:59,507 Did we join a book club and read some queer chick lit memoir... 559 00:36:59,675 --> 00:37:04,971 ...so now we're bonded together by estrogen or sisterhood or some other feminist drivel? 560 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:08,141 - I don't do book clubs. - Neither do I. 561 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:13,438 Eric is my maker, Sookie. Did you really think I'd side with you on this? 562 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:16,316 Are you expecting him back tonight? 563 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:20,028 He usually checks in to count receipts before he goes to ground. 564 00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:23,990 I'll wait for him here, if that's all right with you. 565 00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:25,867 Of course. 566 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:32,040 While you're waiting though, you really should reconsider his offer. 567 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:33,667 Why? 568 00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:37,921 So he can keep me, use me, drink from me? 569 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,840 Or maybe lose control and drain me altogether? 570 00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:43,009 It beats someone else doing it. 571 00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:50,809 With what you are, fairy princess, you need to be somebody's or you won't be at all. 572 00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:55,188 Eric is handsome, he's rich, and in his own way, he cares about you. 573 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:57,065 He really does. 574 00:37:57,566 --> 00:37:59,192 Thanks for the advice. 575 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,028 But I will never be Eric Northman's puppet. 576 00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:04,489 Hmm. Shame for you then. 577 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,950 He pulls good string. 578 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,960 ALL [CHANTING]: Steve Newlin's right! You're devils of the night! 579 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:33,226 Steve Newlin's right! You're devils of the night! 580 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:36,021 Steve Newlin's right! 581 00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:38,189 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 582 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:49,951 [ALL CHATTERING] 583 00:39:18,105 --> 00:39:20,523 [HEARTBEAT THUMPING] 584 00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:26,112 Hi. 585 00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:37,540 What we accomplished last night was remarkable. 586 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:43,129 And Marnie appreciates each and every one of us for being a part of it. 587 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,842 If Marnie's so appreciative, how come Marnie don't talk? 588 00:39:48,010 --> 00:39:50,470 Quiet, bitch. You a guest. 589 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:55,392 All right, well, enough of the backslapping. What we gonna bring back next? 590 00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,144 A person. 591 00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:00,730 Excuse me? 592 00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:02,816 A person. 593 00:40:03,317 --> 00:40:05,485 I'm sorry. What the fuck? 594 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,320 We're gonna raise a human body. 595 00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:10,407 This is where you lose me. 596 00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:12,534 - Holy shit, Marnie. - Why not a pigeon or...? 597 00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:15,161 - I don't see what the big deal is. I'm game. - Serious? 598 00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:18,832 - Yeah, I'll be waiting out front. - I hear you, bitch. 599 00:40:18,999 --> 00:40:21,668 What's the most fucked up thing I ever shifted into? 600 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,545 - Yeah, come on. - Out with it. 601 00:40:23,712 --> 00:40:27,549 All right. I'm gonna have to go with I was a hen at an egg farm. 602 00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:31,010 Ha, ha! What did you do that for? Some animal rights thing? 603 00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:34,848 SUZANNE: Yes, to expose their inhumane practices. 604 00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:36,558 EMORY: Whole world ain't rich, you know. 605 00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:40,186 Not everybody can afford those organic free-range eggs you eat. 606 00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:44,107 Oh, well, congratulations, Emory. You're so disenfranchised. 607 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,943 "I eat the eggs of the poor people." 608 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,945 I shifted into my mother. 609 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:52,031 You did what? 610 00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:53,867 Now, that's fucked up. 611 00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:58,746 My mother died giving birth to me. 612 00:40:58,914 --> 00:41:02,709 So I was raised by my father and my grandparents on Navajo Nation. 613 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,794 - You're Indian? - Thought you were Mexican. 614 00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:08,423 I am on my mother's side, but my father's side is Navajo. 615 00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:11,718 Like old-school Navajo. Ha, ha. 616 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:15,597 My bedtime stories were not written by Dr. Seuss. 617 00:41:15,764 --> 00:41:20,477 I had to fall asleep listening to the legend of the skinwalkers. 618 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:21,728 Skinwalkers? 619 00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:27,400 According to the Navajo, skinwalkers were horrible, evil witches... 620 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:33,448 ...whose powers allowed them to transform into any animal on earth. 621 00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:36,993 Well, how's that different from being a plain old shifter? 622 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:41,414 Any animal on earth, including other people. 623 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:46,461 But they were said to be able to gain their powers in one way only. 624 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:52,592 They had to kill another shifter, another member of their own family. 625 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,011 Jesus. That's a little rough. 626 00:41:55,638 --> 00:42:00,099 Yeah, especially when your mother died giving birth to you. 627 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:05,438 - Fuck. - What was it like? 628 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,482 Being somebody else? 629 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:12,695 It was crazy. 630 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,281 And scary at first. 631 00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:18,701 But then I was like: 632 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,872 "I get to be my mom." 633 00:42:23,582 --> 00:42:29,546 I mean, I never got to meet her and then I was her. 634 00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:37,470 [ALL SNIFFING] 635 00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:38,638 Shifter. 636 00:42:39,473 --> 00:42:40,974 - Where you going? EMORY: Need any help? 637 00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:43,017 SAM: No. Got it. 638 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:44,811 Shit. 639 00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:53,945 [GRUNTS THEN SQUAWKS] 640 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:57,615 [CRIES] 641 00:42:57,950 --> 00:43:00,243 [RINGING] 642 00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:06,416 Hey, baby. How's it going? 643 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,334 Everyone here is completely insane. 644 00:43:08,502 --> 00:43:11,087 Well, you already knew that. 645 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:15,508 Just say goodbye to your grandmother and come on home, okay? 646 00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:16,718 I miss you. 647 00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:19,512 I miss you too, baby. 648 00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:24,183 Where the fuck y'all gonna get a dead body? 649 00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:28,688 Excuse me. 650 00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:37,447 Y'all are looking for a dead body? 651 00:43:38,365 --> 00:43:39,699 [ALL GASP] 652 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,284 Oh, shit. 653 00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:44,203 ERIC: Oh, Lafayette. 654 00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:46,748 I didn't know you were a witch. 655 00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:51,711 [JESSICA & MAN GRUNTING] 656 00:43:54,923 --> 00:43:56,966 MAN: You are so fucking beautiful. 657 00:43:57,134 --> 00:44:00,219 - What's your name again? JESSICA: Does it matter? 658 00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:03,514 - Jessica? MAN: Oh, yeah. 659 00:44:03,682 --> 00:44:05,933 [MAN MOANING] 660 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:08,478 - Yeah. - Sookie? 661 00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:10,772 Can I talk to you for a second? 662 00:44:13,275 --> 00:44:15,068 [TOILET FLUSHES] 663 00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:22,909 What? 664 00:44:23,577 --> 00:44:26,496 What are you doing here? 665 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,748 Waiting to talk to Eric. I had to pee, but... 666 00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:30,291 I'm bleeding here. Unh! 667 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:33,961 - Does Hoyt know you're doing this? - Just don't. 668 00:44:34,129 --> 00:44:37,507 - Sweetie, I'm just trying to help. - Well, I don't want your help. 669 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,593 Besides, you ain't preaching to me how to be a good girlfriend... 670 00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:43,971 ...after the way you treated Bill. - You don't know everything about... 671 00:44:44,139 --> 00:44:46,766 You have any idea how brokenhearted he was? 672 00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:48,434 And still is. 673 00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:52,438 Stop acting like my stepmom. I hated it before and I like it even less now. 674 00:44:52,606 --> 00:44:54,148 - I'm not. - Just go away. 675 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:58,027 This ain't got nothing to do with you. 676 00:44:58,195 --> 00:44:59,779 I can eat who I want. 677 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:03,783 MAN: Oh. JESSICA: Hold the fuck still. 678 00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:06,911 CROWD [CHANTING]: Steve Newlin's right! You're devils of the night! 679 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:12,458 Steve Newlin's right! You're devils of the night! 680 00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:14,961 Oh, shut up and make up a new chant already. 681 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:18,798 MAN: Fangbangers go to hell! 682 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:21,592 [BOTH SQUAWKING] 683 00:45:22,928 --> 00:45:24,429 [TOMMY YELLS] 684 00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:26,931 [TOMMY & SAM GRUNT] 685 00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:32,145 SAM: What happened to your limp? 686 00:45:34,648 --> 00:45:36,482 Must be the adrenaline of the moment. 687 00:45:36,650 --> 00:45:39,068 You've been lying to me. Your leg's fine. 688 00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:43,030 Yeah, well, fuck you, because you've been lying to me too. 689 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,323 How have I been lying? 690 00:45:44,491 --> 00:45:48,411 Your new girlfriend, all them people you been hanging out with, they're all shifters. 691 00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:51,831 - It ain't no anger management. - Well, that's what it is for me anyhow. 692 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:55,501 Chance to get shit off my chest before I do crazy things like shoot people. 693 00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:59,839 Do you have any idea how much I wish I'd never done that? 694 00:46:00,007 --> 00:46:02,508 - Probably not as much as me. - Ha, ha. 695 00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:04,385 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 696 00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:06,554 Well, this worked out great for you. 697 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,556 You're the one that got shot. 698 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:10,433 Yeah, I'm the one that got shot. 699 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,769 All your sins are washed away. 700 00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:15,563 Living high on the hog at Maxine's house. 701 00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:18,191 I'm the stupid son of a bitch that shot his brother. 702 00:46:18,525 --> 00:46:20,777 Still don't change the fact that you lied to me. 703 00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:22,236 You lied to me. 704 00:46:22,404 --> 00:46:23,696 Big surprise. 705 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:26,532 Mickens brothers are a bunch of liars. 706 00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:28,284 Big surprise. 707 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,829 What did you follow me out here for, Tommy? 708 00:46:32,414 --> 00:46:33,873 I don't know. 709 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:35,541 I guess I just... 710 00:46:38,837 --> 00:46:40,463 ...want us to be brothers. 711 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:42,215 [LAUGHS] 712 00:46:42,382 --> 00:46:44,717 I'm serious, Sam. Don't laugh at me. 713 00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:47,929 Well, that's gonna be a problem, because you don't trust me... 714 00:46:48,096 --> 00:46:49,722 ...I sure as hell don't trust you. 715 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:53,226 So then where do we start? 716 00:46:57,564 --> 00:46:59,565 Chip away at it. 717 00:47:00,567 --> 00:47:03,444 Try to not trust each other a little less every day. 718 00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:08,407 - Sounds good. SUZANNE: Sam, are you all right? 719 00:47:08,575 --> 00:47:11,285 EMORY: Hey, you need some help, Sam? SUZANNE: Are you okay, Sam? 720 00:47:11,453 --> 00:47:13,579 Guess I should take off before they find me. 721 00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:15,248 Appreciate it. 722 00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:20,878 [TOMMY SQUAWKING] 723 00:47:26,593 --> 00:47:29,595 I'm told your leader's name is Marnie. 724 00:47:29,763 --> 00:47:32,348 Really? Who told you that? 725 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,684 Well, let's just say, uh... 726 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,354 ...a little bird did. 727 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:45,987 So which one of you, uh, lovely ladies is Marnie? 728 00:47:46,154 --> 00:47:47,655 I am. 729 00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:49,282 I am Marnie. 730 00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:51,659 Excellent. Thank you for coming forward. 731 00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:54,328 Now, here's the deal, Marnie. 732 00:47:54,496 --> 00:47:57,790 This is the last time your coven convenes. 733 00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:02,211 And before you even think about agreeing... 734 00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:04,839 ...and then meeting behind my back, know this: 735 00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:09,802 There is no behind my back. I am everywhere. 736 00:48:11,638 --> 00:48:13,139 What's in it for me? 737 00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:17,184 I said it was a deal, not a negotiation. 738 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:21,397 Lafayette, do I negotiate? 739 00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:24,567 I'd listen to him, Marnie. He tends to get his way. 740 00:48:25,861 --> 00:48:27,361 What the fuck now? 741 00:48:34,786 --> 00:48:35,828 Join hands. 742 00:48:36,663 --> 00:48:38,414 Look at me. Just take the deal. 743 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:41,375 [MARNIE SCREAMS] 744 00:48:41,543 --> 00:48:42,919 Goddamn, I hate this place. 745 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:46,088 [CHANTING] Elements of the night, elements of the dead 746 00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:48,883 Come this way We call upon ye, we summon ye 747 00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:51,719 ALL: Elements of the night Elements of the dead, come this way 748 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,721 We call upon ye, we summon ye 749 00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:56,682 Elements of the night, elements of the dead Come this way 750 00:48:56,850 --> 00:48:58,601 Well, what have we here? 751 00:48:59,853 --> 00:49:01,437 Oh, shit. 752 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:04,565 Elements of the night, elements of the dead Come this way 753 00:49:04,733 --> 00:49:06,108 We call upon ye, we summon ye 754 00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:09,612 Elements of the night, elements of the dead Come this way 755 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:11,739 [GASPS] 756 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:21,707 [TARA WHIMPERS] 757 00:49:23,877 --> 00:49:25,920 [GASPS] 758 00:49:27,047 --> 00:49:30,007 [SPEAKING IN LATIN] 759 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,599 Holy shit. 760 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:23,769 [GASPS] 761 00:50:26,398 --> 00:50:28,190 Well, what happened? 762 00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:30,943 Is he gone? 763 00:50:33,321 --> 00:50:34,697 [MUFFLED] Crystal? 764 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:37,033 Crystal. 765 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:41,579 Well, it's your lucky night. You get us both. 766 00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:43,289 [MUFFLED SPEECH] 767 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:46,584 Take that shit out his mouth. I can't make out a word he's saying. 768 00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:51,714 I said if you're gonna kill me, kill me now, fuckwad. 769 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:53,966 Oh, no. We ain't gonna kill you. 770 00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:55,968 - We gonna make a baby. - You and me? 771 00:50:56,386 --> 00:50:58,637 No, silly. You and me. 772 00:50:59,181 --> 00:51:01,307 Two questions. Why is he all right with this? 773 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:04,518 If he ain't part of the baby-making, what's he getting naked for? 774 00:51:04,686 --> 00:51:06,479 We been trying for a while now, but... 775 00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:08,564 - Felton's shooting blanks. FELTON: Shut up. 776 00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:11,650 We don't know that for sure. All we know is it ain't working. 777 00:51:11,818 --> 00:51:13,152 Jesus Christ. 778 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,655 I got a duty, you know, to my kinfolk. 779 00:51:16,823 --> 00:51:19,283 To propagate the bloodline. 780 00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:21,494 But I also want to be with you. 781 00:51:21,661 --> 00:51:27,500 Well, maybe it's just the stress of the situation, but, well, I don't follow. 782 00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:30,836 If we wanna be sure we're gonna make us a panther... 783 00:51:31,004 --> 00:51:32,880 ...we gotta make you one of us first. 784 00:51:33,048 --> 00:51:35,174 But what if I don't wanna be one of you? 785 00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:37,343 FELTON: Well, that's just too fucking bad. 786 00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:39,470 [GROWLS] 787 00:51:39,638 --> 00:51:42,515 Oh, fuck. Crystal. 788 00:51:42,682 --> 00:51:45,101 Don't, please. I'm begging you. 789 00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:47,394 Don't you want to be together? 790 00:51:47,562 --> 00:51:49,355 I mean, this is the only way. 791 00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:51,440 I love you. 792 00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:52,650 [GROWLS] 793 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,485 Oh, suck it, Felton. 794 00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:56,195 Sweetheart, please. 795 00:51:57,697 --> 00:52:00,866 Just try and relax, all right? It'll only hurt in the beginning. 796 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,704 [GROWLING] 797 00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:11,460 [SCREAMING] 798 00:52:27,727 --> 00:52:29,103 Eric? 799 00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:36,402 Eric. 800 00:52:39,072 --> 00:52:40,406 ERIC: Who are you? 801 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:41,907 It's me, Sookie. 802 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:44,743 Who? 803 00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:46,745 You know me. 804 00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:53,085 No... No, I don't. 805 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:01,886 [SNIFFING] 806 00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:11,979 Why do you smell so good?