>> I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE.
I'LL BE BACK.
[engine rumbling]
>> CLEAR!
[rocking square dance music]
>> ALL RIGHT!
* *
>> RATABUNGA.
>> * FROM THE HAYSTACKS *
* UP TO THE HILLTOPS *
* WE'RE GOING DANCING... *
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> OW. OW.
OKAY. OW. OW!
>> * DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER NOW *
* THERE'S A PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT *
* DO-SI-DO *
* AND DON'T YOU KNOW *
* IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL *
[motorcycle revving]
>> HA-HA!
* *
[blows whistle]
>> TEN-HUT!
LOOK ALIVE, PEOPLE.
FREDDY, STOP DROOLING.
DUKE, SPIT OUT THAT BALL.
PECK, GET THAT WATTLE UP.
ABBY, SHINE THOSE UDDERS.
PIG, SUCK IN THAT GUT.
>> OKAY. WHICH ONE?
>> GOOD POINT. NEVER MIND.
TROOPS, WE'VE HAD A BOUNTIFUL CORN HARVEST THIS YEAR.
>> CORN!
>> THOSE CROWS WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO GET THAT CORN.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE NEW SCARECROW WE PUT UP?
>> YOU MEAN THIS ONE?
>> [gasping]
>> I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT WITHOUT CORN,
THE FARM GOES BANKRUPT.
AND NO FARM MEANS NO US,
SO WE'VE GOT TO STOP THOSE CROWS.
PIP, ANYTHING ON THE RADAR?
>> JUST SOME CLOUDS, A STRAY BALLOON,
AND A FRENCH-CANADIAN ATTACK HELICOPTER.
>> EXCELLENT.
YOU SEE, THEY WOULDN'T DARE TRY ANYTHING AS LONG AS I'M A--
FRENCH-CANADIAN ATTACK A WHAT?
>> HA HA HA!
>> BATTLE STATIONS, PEOPLE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
>> OW. GET OUT OF MY WAY!
>> THE CORN IS RIPE FOR THE PLUCKING, EH?
>> BONJOUR, STUPID ANIMALS.
WE CLAIM YOUR CORN IN THE NAME OF CANADA!
>> THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR, PEOPLE.
FREDDY, PECK, GIVE 'EM WHAT YOU GOT.
>> YOU GOT IT, OTIS.
CABBAGE IN THE HOLE!
[artillery fire]
>> [muttering in French]
[laughs]
YOU CALL THAT AIM?
>> VITE, MON AMI, VITE!
>> ABBY, KEEP THE PRESSURE ON.
>> YOU GOT IT.
LOAD ME UP, DUKE!
>> PIG, IT'S ALL YOU!
>> AAAAGH!
>> [laughter]
>> IN YOUR STUPID AMERICAN FACES!
>> PEOPLE, TALK TO ME!
>> THE CANNON'S JAMMED.
>> I'M ALL OUT OF AMMO!
>> OH!
>> AAAAGH!
>> ABBY, SHOOT ME UP THERE.
>> OTIS, NO! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
>> I SAID SHOOT ME. NOW, THAT'S AN ORDER, SOLDIER!
>> I CAN'T. I WON'T.
>> DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT AGA-- AAAAH!
splat!
>> [laughs]
EH?
>> YIPPIE-KI-AY, FRENCHY.
YEE-HAW!
crunch!
>> WAY TO GO, OTIS.
>> YOU'RE LIKE A SPACE COWBOY OR SOMETHING.
>> YOU SAVED THE CORN.
>> YEAH, BUT THEY STILL HAVE THEIR HELICOPTER.
>> NOT FOR LONG!
>> UH-OH.
[coughing]
>> THIS IS NOT GOOD.
>> WHOA!
together: VIVA LA CANADA!
[massive explosion]
>> WHAT A SHOT!
>> ALL RIGHT!
>> AAAUGH!
ponk!
>> SORRY.
>> THAT COW IS REALLY BEGINNING TO TICK ME OFF.
>> OUI. HE'S REALLY ANNOYING.
>> DON'T WORRY, MES AMIS.
I WAS PREPARED FOR THIS
AND HAVE DEVISED A PLAN OF GREAT CUNNING.
BUT I WILL NEED THE FOLLOWING THINGS:
A FAKE MAP...
>> OUI? >> FAKE MAP, OUI?
>> A PIRATE OUTFIT...
>> VERY GOOD. >> I AM LIKING THIS PLAN.
>> A HUMAN SKELETON...
>> EXCELLENT.
>> AND A SHOVEL.
>> HEH? A SHOVEL?
>> WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET A SHOVEL?
>> YOU HAD ME, AND THEN YOU LOST ME.
>> JUST DO IT.
>> OH, OKAY, AND THEN I SAYS,
I SAYS, "YIPPIE-KI-AY, FRENCHY!"
>> YES, YOU TOLD US MANY TIMES.
>> DID I MENTION HOW AWESOME IT WAS
WHEN I BIT THROUGH THE ROPE WITH MY TEETH?
>> IF WE SAY YES, WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT IT?
>> PROBABLY NOT. ANYWAYS--
>> OTIS, CHECK IT OUT.
>> OOH, LOOKY HERE.
COME BACK FOR SOME MORE BUTT WHOOPING?
>> NON, MONSIEUR, WE HAVE COME TO SURRENDER.
WE ARE NO MATCH FOR YOUR SUPERIOR FIGHTING SKILLS, EH?
>> PLEASE ACCEPT THIS TRADITIONAL FRENCH-CANADIAN
PEACE OFFERING AND OUR APOLOGIES.
>> HOLD ON, OTIS.
BETTER TEST THAT.
YEP, IT'S GOOD.
>> I KNEW YOU JERKS WOULD SEE REASON.
YOU JUST HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT A FARM'S CORN IS SACRED.
>> WELL, YES, WE KNOW THAT NOW.
>> WE ARE SORRY.
>> VERY SORRY.
OH, AND BY THE WAY, THAT FROSTING IS MADE OF OUR POOP.
[laughter]
>> OH, YOU GUYS ARE DEAD!
>> PIG, I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS FINE.
>> IT IS.
>> ARE YOU SERIOU--OH, YUCK. >> COME ON!
>> RUN AWAY! >> WE ALREADY HAVE ONE!
>> THAT'S RIGHT! YOU BETTER RUN!
>> WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CHASE US OVER HERE!
>> OH, YOU ARE SLOW.
>> WHEN I CATCH YOU GUYS, I'M GONNA--
AAH! FRESHLY DUG HOLE!
thud!
>> WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?
>> I THINK WE FELL IN A REALLY DEEP HOLE.
>> YOU THINK MAYBE THE CROWS DUG THIS HOLE
SO WE COULD FALL IN IT?
>> WHAT? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
WHERE WOULD THEY POSSIBLY GET A SHOVEL?
>> GOOD POINT. WELL, LET'S START CLIMBING--
AAAAH!
>> COME ON, PIP, STOP FOOLING-- AROUND!
>> IT'S THE BURIAL GROUND OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE!
>> NO, PIP, DON'T YOU SEE? THIS IS A PIRATE HOLE!
>> I THOUGH PIRATES LIVED ON THE HIGH SEAS.
>> I'M TALKING LAND PIRATES.
THIS WHOLE AREA WAS PROBABLY LOUSY WITH 'EM
>> WOW, YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR HISTORY.
>> SWEET GOD, PIP! IT'S A TREASURE MAP!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH!
>> I THOUGHT PIRATES LIVED ON THE HIGH SEAS.
>> LAND PIRATES, DUH!
>> SO WHEN DO WE HEAD OUT TO GET US SOME PIRATE BOOTY?
>> WHOA, WHOA. WE CAN'T ALL GO.
SOMEONE HAS TO STAY AND GUARD THE CORN.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT. I CAN ONLY BRING ONE OF YOU.
IT'LL HAVE TO BE SOMEONE WITH THE CUNNING OF A SHARK,
THE SKILLS OF A SHARK,
THE EXPERT, TECHNICAL KNOW-HOW OF A SHARK...
>> HEY, I KNOW PIRATE SONGS.
>> YOU'RE IN.
>> CAN I GO, TOO? >> YEAH, SURE.
COME ON, LET'S GO RIG UP OUR TREASURE MOBILE.
>> LET'S DO IT! >> YEAH! OW!
>> HEY, LOOK HOW THEY SLOBBER OVER THIS TREASURE.
>> OUI. NEXT, WE USE THEIR GREED TO GET THEM OFF THE BARNYARD.
ONCE THEY'RE GONE AND AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS,
WE MOVE IN AND THE CORN WILL BE OURS, EH?
>> VIVE LA CORN!
>> VIVE LA QUEBEC!
[together] VIVE LA CANADA!
[laughter]
[snoring]
>> SHH.
QUIET, QUIET, QUIET.
>> HUH? WHAT'S THAT?
BESSY, YOU HEAR SOMETHING TOO?
>> YEAH, LOOK OVER THERE.
>> OTIS, PIP, AND PIG?
WHAT ARE THEY DOING UP THIS LATE?
>> I'LL HELP 'EM SLEEP. >> WAIT, SHH!
>> [imitating Otis] ALL OF OUR FRIENDS THINK
THAT WE ARE GOING TO SHARE THE TREASURE WITH THEM.
>> HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE TREASURE.
>> [imitating Pip] BUT THEY ARE WRONG,
OTIS THE COW.
>> [imitating Pig] OUI, I AM PIG SPEAKING NOW.
LITTLE DO THEY SUSPECT THAT WE PLAN
TO KEEP THE TREASURE FOR OURSELVES
AND MOVE TO THE BAHAMAS.
[laughter]
>> [gasps]
>> THEY BOUGHT IT. >> BUT OF COURSE.
OUR POWERS OF MIMICRY ARE EXCELLENT.
>> NOT TO MENTION OUR CARDBOARD PUPPETS.
>> VIVA LA PUPPETRY!
>> SHHH. >> SHHH, BE QUIET.
>> SORRY.
[adventurous music]
* *
>> INGENIOUS HUMAN DISGUISES? >> CHECK.
>> DIGGING TOOLS? >> CHECK.
>> PERSONAL GAMING SYSTEMS AND HEADPHONES
TO ELIMINATE THE NEED FOR AWKWARD ROAD TRIP SMALL TALK?
>> [together] CHECK.
>> THEN, GENTLEMEN, I BELIEVE WE'RE GOOD TO GO.
>> UH, YOU MIGHT NEED THIS.
>> RIGHT, THE MAP.
GOOD WITH THE THINKING.
THIS IS IT, PEOPLE.
BY SUNDOWN TOMORROW, WE'LL ALL BE RICH.
LET'S MOVE 'EM OUT.
>> GOOD LUCK. >> SEE YOU, GUYS.
>> YOU WERE GONNA FORGET THE MAP?
>> NO, NO, I WAS--I WAS GONNA REMEMBER IT AT SOME POINT.
>> LOOK OUT!
>> AAH!
UH, LADIES. WANT TO STEP ASIDE?
>> I BET THEY CAME TO KISS US GOOD-BYE.
MMM... AIGH!
>> SO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST KEEP
THE TREASURE FOR YOURSELVES, HUH?
>> WHAT? STOP FOOLING AROUND.
WE NEED TO GET GOING.
>> WE HEARD YOUR WHOLE PLAN.
YOU'RE GONNA KEEP ANY TREASURE YOU FIND
AND MOVE TO THE BAHAMAS.
>> WHAT NOW? >> KEEP THE TREASURE?
>> IS THAT TRUE?
>> WE OVERHEARD 'EM TALKING ABOUT IT
JUST LAST NIGHT.
>> WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?
>> STEALING FROM YOUR OWN FRIENDS.
>> FOR SHAME. >> YOU THINK YOU KNOW A GUY...
>> GUYS, IT'S NOT TRUE.
ABBY, WHY WOULD YOU AND BESSY TRY
TO POISON EVERYONE'S MIND AGAINST US?
>> UNLESS YOU WANT THE TREASURE FOR YOURSELVES.
>> THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
IF WE GOT THE TREASURE, WE'D SHARE IT.
>> SO WOULD WE.
>> THEN PROVE IT.
YOU STAY HERE AND LET US GET THE TREASURE.
>> WHY, SO YOU CAN STEAL IT? FAT CHANCE.
ANYWAY, I HAVE THE ONLY MAP.
[camera phones snapping]
MILK ME.
OH, LOOK! A JOLLY LEPRECHAUN!
>> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
>> HEY, HE'S NOT JOLLY AT ALL.
>> THEY'RE GOING FOR THE TREASURE.
>> NOT IF WE GET TO IT FIRST.
HOP ON.
>> BUT BESSY, WON'T WE NEED HUMAN DISGUISES?
>> GOOD POINT.
crash!
>> IF ANYONE'S GETTING THAT TREASURE, IT'S US.
>> YEAH! BUT WHICH VEHICLE TO TAKE?
>> TREASURE, HO!
>> THERE'S NO STOPPING US NOW.
>> WAIT, GUYS. WAIT UP!
WHO'S GONNA GUARD THE CORN?
CLEARLY, THEY PLACE THEIR SACRED TRUST IN ME.
WELL, I WON'T LET YOU DOWN!
HEY, LET ME DOWN.
LET ME DOWN, I SAID.
>> DID YOU HEAR HIM, MES AMIS?
HE WANTS TO GET DOWN.
>> THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.
>> WHOA!
splash!
[laughter]
>> GENTLEMEN, THE CORN IS OURS.
>> STRAP ON THE FEED BAG, EH?
>> YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL.
>> NOT SO FAST.
>> EH? >> WHAT?
[wheezing]
[laughter]
>> CHECK OUT THE VICIOUS GUARD DOG.
>> OUI, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, OLD ONE?
GUM US TO DEATH?
[laughter]
>> YOU WANT THAT CORN, YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST.
>> THAT, TOO, CAN BE ARRANGED.
[tractor engine starts]
>> [gasps]
>> PREVIOUSLY ON BACK AT THE BARNYARD,
>> OTIS. >> PIP.
>> PIG. >> OTIS, PIP, AND PIG?
>> ABBY. >> BESSY.
>> PIP. >> OTIS.
>> FREDDY. PECK. >> DUKE.
>> PIG. ABBY.
FRENCHY. >> OTIS.
>> LOOK, A JOLLY LEPRECHAUN!
>> AAAAH! >> AAAAH!
>> YAAAH! >> AAAAH!
splat!
>> AND NOW, PART TWO OF TREASURE HUNT.
>> WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED IN PART ONE?
>> NEVER MIND THAT.
PIP, ANY SIGN OF THE COMPETITION?
>> NO WAY. WE LEFT 'EM ON THE DUST.
>> HA HA, BOYS.
WE'RE ON A GRAVY BOAT TO TREASURE TOWN.
>> WOO-HOO, WE'RE ON OUR WAY. >> TREASURE TOWN!
>> HEY, LOOK.
A SPORTS BLOOPERS, GARBAGE, AND FREE CHEESE SAMPLE SHACK.
[tires screeching]
>> ALL OUR FAVORITE THINGS IN ONE PLACE.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
>> GUYS, WE CAN'T AFFORD TO WASTE A SINGLE SECOND
IF WE WANT THAT TREASURE.
STILL, SPORTS BLOOPERS...
>> I'M SO THERE. >> LET'S DO IT.
HEY, THERE'S NOTHING HERE.
>> KEEP LOOKING.
THERE HAS TO BE SPORTS BLOOPERS, GARBAGE AND CHEESE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
>> BYE-BYE, MORONS!
>> OUR TREASURE MOBILE! >> RELAX.
I DON'T THINK THEY'LL BE GETTING TOO FAR.
pop! pop! pop! pop!
[tires hissing]
YOU CAN'T WIN. I THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
I AM THE KING. [laughs]
[explosion]
>> [laughs]
THAT FELT GOOD.
>> WELL, I QUIT. >> NO WAY.
WE STILL HAVE FEET AND VARIOUS OTHER EXTREMITIES.
LET'S GO GET THE TREASURE!
>> OH, COME ON, BESSY.
I THINK I KNOW HOW WE CAN GET SOME TRANSPORTATION.
[springy boinging]
[combine whirling]
>> I'M WARNING YOU, DOGGY.
SEP AWAY FROM THE CORN.
>> EAT DENTURES, PUNKS!
[metal clanging]
[explosion]
[laughs]
>> DUDE, ARE WE IN HAWAII YET?
>> [laughs] HAWAII'S NOT A PLACE.
>> OH, RIGHT.
>> HELLO, BOYS.
GOING OUR WAY?
[choking]
THANKS, FELLAS. BYE!
>> DUDE, THOSE GIRLS TALKED TO US!
>> AND I TOTALLY GOT THEIR NUMBER!
IT'S 4!
[making singsong sounds]
>> WELCOME, FRIEND.
YOU WILL FIND A SAFE HAVEN HERE IN OUR TERMITE UTOPIA.
YAAAH!
IT'S THE BLOB! RUN AWAY!
[screaming]
MY STUPID CLOWN DAD WAS RIGHT!
PLAYING OUTSIDE IS AWESOME!
>> AWESOME! >> TOTALLY REFRESHING!
>> TWO BICYCLES, COMING UP.
>> HA HA, THEY THINK I'M THEIR TERMITE GOD.
>> STEP ON UP FOLKS, RIGHT THIS WAY.
all: HUH?
>> FIND THE TINY HUMAN AND WIN A PRIZE.
WHERE'D HE GO? THERE HE IS, OR THERE HE IS.
HE WENT UNDER A SHELL.
>> I WANNA PLAY. I WANNA PLAY!
>> KEEP YOUR MONEY, KID. WE ONLY PLAY FOR BICYCLES.
GOT ANY BICYCLES?
>> YOU BET WE DO, STUPID CARNIVAL SHELL GAME MAN.
>> I LIKE YOU, KID. YOU GOT SPUNK.
NOW KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE TINY MAN.
NO ONE WALKS AWAY A LOSER.
WHAT A LOSER!
>> COME BACK HERE!
YOU USED TRICKERY!
>> WE WON, FAIR AND SQUARE.
YOUR HEART IS THE COLOR OF EVIL.
BYE!
>> THAT GAME WAS RIGGED.
UGH!
GUH.
HUH?
A TREASURE MAP.
[springy boinging]
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE OVERTOOK OTIS AND ABBY FOR THE LEAD.
>> FOR ONCE, WE'RE WINNER!
>> COMING THROUGH.
>> WE'RE STILL IN SECOND PLACE.
>> NO SHAME IN THAT.
>> WATCH YOUR BACKS.
>> GOING FOR THE BRONZE.
>> WE'RE STILL IN THIS THING.
>> FASTER, FOLLOWERS.
THE MAP SAYS THE TREASURE IS THIS WAY!
>> WELL, AT LEAST IT'S NICE TO BE OUTDOORS ON SUCH A LOVELY--
>> STOP TALKING.
>> OH, HO! >> A HA HA HA!
[laughter]
>> WE ARE WARNING YOU, OLD ONE.
LET US AT THOSE CORN BINS!
>> NEVER!
>> VERY WELL.
BOYS, TIME TO DROP HIM IN THE WELL.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> HUH?
[grunting and muttering]
>> YOU WANT SOME MORE?
>> RETREAT!
>> [chuckles]
UH-OH.
[cat yowling]
>> OH, HO! >> HA HA HA!
>> WHO'S UP FOR HOBO STEW?
IT'S HOBOLICIOUS.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE
ABBY THINKS I'D KEEP THE TREASURE FOR MYSELF.
AFTER ALL SHE AND I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER.
>> BLEAGH! UGH.
YOU PUT REAL HOBO IN THIS?
>> I'LL NEVER TELL.
>> SOMETHING WEIRD'S GOING ON, AND I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHAT.
BUT HOW?
>> OTIS, YOU REALIZE YOU'RE TALKING TO YOURSELF, DON'T YOU?
>> SO YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULD FIND ABBY AND TALK TO HER.
YOU'RE RIGHT! THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, GUYS.
I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU!
>> I DON'T KNOW, BESSY.
IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM LIKE OTIS
TO STEAL THE TREASURE AND NOT SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE.
>> MORONS ARE STRANGE, UNPREDICTABLE CREATURES.
CAN YOU PASS ME THE DETONATOR?
>> MAYBE WE HEARD HIM WRONG.
>> MAYBE... [gasps]
FLASHLIGHT SIGNALS!
THEY MUST BE FROM OTIS.
MEET ME UNDER THE BIG...
DOLPHIN?
NO.
FLOPPY HAT! NO.
CRAWDADDY?
WAIT. NEW WORD.
PANAMANIAN UNDERPANTS!
>> THE BIG TREE!
MEET ME UNDER THE BIG TREE!
>> OH. RIGHT. BE THERE IN A SEC.
>> ABBY, THIS TREASURE BUSINESS HAS GOTTEN
COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL.
>> I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.
>> I FEEL AWFUL
THAT YOU THINK I'D KEEP THE TREASURE FOR MYSELF.
>> AND I HATE THAT YOU COULD THINK THAT ABOUT ME.
>> WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS.
I'VE DECIDED TO DROP OUT AND LET YOU GET THE TREASURE.
>> OH, OTIS. YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT FOR ME?
>> OF COURSE I WOULD.
>> THEN I'M GONNA DROP OUT AND LET YOU GET THE TREASURE.
>> NO, NO, NO. I INSIST.
>> NO, I INSIST.
>> FINE. THEN I'LL FIND IT AND GIVE IT TO YOU.
>> NO, I'M GONNA FIND IT AND GIVE IT TO YOU.
>> NO WAY. >> YES WAY.
>> NOT IF I FIND IT--
WELL, THEN I'LL JUST GET A TIME MACHINE,
AND GO BACK IN TIME AND GIVE IT TO YOU.
>> WELL, WHILE YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME
BUILDING A TIME MACHINE, I'LL BE GETTING THE TREASURE!
>> IN YOUR DREAMS. >> IT'S GO TIME, DAIRY BOY!
>> AARGH! >> RAAGH!
>> HEH, THAT TREASURE'S AS GOOD AS OURS,
THANKS TO OPERATION: ELIMINATE THE COMPETITION.
>> LET'S GO, GUYS.
WE GOT TO GET THAT TREASURE, SO WE CAN GIVE IT TO ABBY.
>> GIVE IT TO ABBY?
>> I MUST HAVE MISSED SOMETHING.
>> [laughs]
all: AAAAH!
>> HURRY UP, BESSY.
WE GOT TO GET THAT TREASURE, SO WE GIVE IT TO OTIS.
>> DID YOU HIT YOUR HEAD ON SOMETHING?
>> AAAAH!
>> WE'LL NEVER GET THAT TREASURE, PECK.
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A VEHICLE.
>> OH, STAY POSITIVE, FREDDY.
MIRACLES CAN HAPP--
crash!
>> WOO-HOO! >> WOO--OW.
>> SO LONG, LOSERS!
LIFE HAS WINNERS.
LIFE HAS LOSERS.
>> NOW WHAT?
WE'LL NEVER CATCH SNOTTY BOY ON FOOT.
>> SOUNDS LIKE YOU FOLKS COULD USE SOME TRANSPORTATION.
>> HONEST EARL?
>> THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S HONEST EARL.
>> HEY, FOLKS.
YOU EVER WANT TO GET FROM POINT "A" TO POINT "B"
IN AN EXOTIC FASHION?
WELL, HONEST EARL'S YOUR MAN!
>> HONEST EARL.
>> Y'ALL COME ON DOWN TO HONEST EARL'S EXOTIC TRANSPORTATION
AND TEST DRIVE THE BUTANE-POWERED ANGEL WINGS.
>> HONEST EARL.
>> OR THE DOLPHIN-POWERED LAND CHARIOT.
>> HONEST EARL.
>> WE GOT SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE,
LIKE THE HONEST EARL JET-POWERED ROCKET WALKER
FOR THE OLD FOLKS. >>THANKS, HONEST EARL.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
AND IF YOU AIN'T COMPLETELY SATISFIED,
YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK, GUARANTEED.
>> MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE ONLY VALID IN RHODE ISLAND
AND SOME PARTS OF NORTHERN MONTANA,
WHICH MAY ACTUALLY BE CANADA.
>> SO WHAT Y'ALL WAITING FOR?
GET ON DOWN AND GET YOURSELF A TEST DRIVE TODAY.
chomp!
>> HONEST EARL.
>> THANKS, HONEST EARL. >> BYE. I'LL MISS YOU.
> REALLY?
>> NICE BOYS. 'COURSE, THIS HOVERCRAFT'S FASTER.
>> YOU HAVE BEEN A VALIANT ADVERSARY, MONSIEUR.
BEFORE WE DUMP YOU IN THE WELL,
DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST REQUESTS?
>> WELL, I WOULD LIKE A PIECE OF HARD CANDY.
>> VERY WELL.
GIVE IT TO HIM.
>> MMM.
[smacking]
>> JUST BITE THE CANDY ALREADY!
>> BITE IT, YOU IDIOT!
>> JUST BITE IT.
>> MAKE WITH THE CRUNCHY-CRUNCHY!
>> 3:00 HAY BALE DELIVERY!
>> HUH?
>> NOW, TO FIND A GOAT WITH A SAW.
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> OH, YOU SCARED ME.
>> ACCORDING TO THE MAP, THE TREASURE'S UNDER A BIG "X".
>> AH, VERY GOOD.
SO WE'RE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR A PAIR OF CROSSED PALM TREES,
OR SOME KIND OF "X"-SHAPED ROCK FORMATION,
>> OR WE COULD TRY LOOKING UNDER THAT BIG "X" OVER THERE.
>> YEAH, THAT WORKS TOO.
I'M TAKING HER DOWN.
>> COMING THROUGH, DUM-DUM.
>> WHOA! >> HEY!
>> IT'S ABBY AND BESSY.
>> THAT TREASURE'S YOURS!
>> NO WAY! THAT TREASURE'S YOURS.
>> IT'S YOURS! >> YOURS!
>> AAAGH!
>> THOSE OTHER STUPID TREASURE HUNTERS GOT AHEAD OF US.
WELL, NOT FOR LONG.
all: AAAAH!
[together] AAAAH!
boom!
[groaning]
>> ONWARD TO VICTOR--
all: AAAAH!
[all gasp]
all: THE TREASURE!
>> I GOT THE SHOVEL!
[frantic muttering]
>> HEY, I SEE SOMETHING.
>> WHAT? THAT SEWER LINE?
>> NO, NEXT TO THAT.
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>> WHAT IS IT? >> WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
>> HEY, EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY LISTEN!
IT'S A NOTE.
"IN YOUR FACES, STUPID AMERICAN ANIMALS."
SIGNED, "THE CROWS.
P.S. VIVE LA CANADA."
>> IT'S A CLUE!
>> IT'S NOT A CLUE.
DON'T YOU GET IT? THEY SCAMMED US.
>> OH.
>> YOU MEAN, THERE NEVER WAS ANY TREASURE?
>> IT'S FOR THE BEST, GUYS.
WE ALMOST LET THE CROWS USE GREED AND SUSPICION
TO TEAR US APART.
NO TREASURE'S WORTH THAT.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT, OTIS.
>> HE IS RIGHT. >> IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.
>> GROUP HUG!
>> DON'T TOUCH ME. I WANTED TO BE RICH.
>> GROUP HUG EXCEPT BESSY!
>> AWWW.
[friendly murmuring]
SWEET CORN! THE CORN!
NO ONE'S GUARDING THE CORN! LET'S BOOK!
>> AH AH AAH.
NOT UNLESS YOU WANT MY SLINGSHOT
TO SHOOT YOU IN YOUR BINGSHOT.
>> DO WHAT HE SAYS, GUYS.
LET HIM HAVE THE TREASURE.
>> TREASURE? OTIS, THERE WAS NO--
>> YES, SIR, THE TREASURE'S YOURS.
WE HAVE BEEN OUTSMARTED BY YOUR SUPERIOR STRATEGY.
>> GOT THAT RIGHT.
>> HE'S A GENIUS. >> HE'S OUR LEADER.
>> WELL, WE'D LOVE TO STAY
AND WATCH YOU GET SPECTACULARLY WEALTHY, BUT GOOD-BYE.
>> GUYS, I THINK WE HIT THE JACKPOT.
>> AHA!
>> WE'VE DONE IT!
WE'RE THE WINNERS!
WE'RE THE...
SO STINKING...
>> NO, DEFINITELY NOT A WINNER. >> WE'RE SO STINKING.
>> I DON'T WANT TO BE RICH ANYMORE.
>> OH, NO.
[excited muttering]
>> HUH?
THE CORN'S ALL THERE. EVERY LAST KERNEL.
>> I WONDER WHY THE CROWS DIDN'T TAKE IT.
>> I THINK I KNOW.
>> SAY MY NAME! SAY MY NAME!
NO, SERIOUSLY. SOMEBODY SAY MY NAME.
I CAN'T REMEMBER IT.
>> EVERETT, YOU SAVED THE FARM FROM THE CROWS!
>> I DID?
WELL, IF WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE,
THERE ARE PROBABLY OTHER FARMS THAT NEED A SAVING.
ROCKET-POWER WALKER, ACTIVATE!
crunch!
OW! THAT'S NOT GOOD.
>> NEXT WEEK, ON BACK AT THE BARNYARD...
thwap!
>> EEK! >> WHOA!
AAAAH! [explosion]
EEK! D'OH!
thwap! crunch!
OH! HUH!
WAIT! HYUP!
EEK! AAAAH!
bam! bam! bam!
AAAAH!
thwap! crunch!
EEK! EEK!
AARGH! AARGH!
AAAAH!
EEK!
UH-OH.
WHOAARGH!
UH, WHAT--WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?
>> EH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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