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>> I'M JUST HEADING
TO THE FIELDS, DUKE.

2
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I'LL BE BACK.

3
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[engine rumbling]

4
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>> CLEAR!

5
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[rocking square dance music]

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>> ALL RIGHT!

7
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* *

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>> RATABUNGA.

9
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>> * FROM THE HAYSTACKS *

10
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* UP TO THE HILLTOPS *

11
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* WE'RE GOING DANCING... *

12
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>> WHOO-HOO!

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>> OW. OW.

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OKAY. OW.
OW!

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>> * DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER NOW *

16
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* THERE'S A PARTY
TILL THE MORNING LIGHT *

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* DO-SI-DO *

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* AND DON'T YOU KNOW *

19
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* IT'S JUST THE WAY
WE ANIMALS ROLL *

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[motorcycle revving]

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>> HA-HA!

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* *

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>> WELCOME, EVERYONE,

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TO OUR VERY FIRST MEETING
OF THE BARNYARD BOOK CLUB.

25
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NOW, DID Y'ALL GET A CHANCE

26
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TO READ I KNOW WHY
THE CAGED CAT SPRAYS?

27
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>> I SURE DID.
>> ME TOO.

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>> READ IT?
I DEVOURED IT.

29
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GOOD CHAPTER.

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>> HOW ABOUT YOU, OTIS?

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>> YEAH, THE BOOK,
YEAH, IT WAS GREAT,

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ALL THE PAGES AND STUFF.

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IS THIS GONNA TAKE LONG?

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'CAUSE IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT,

35
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AND GENERALLY,
THAT IS MY NIGHT FOR--

36
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>> NOT HAVING A BOOK CLUB?
>> EXACTLY.

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>> OTIS, YOU TOLD ME
I COULD USE THE SALOON

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FOR MY BOOK CLUB
MEETING TONIGHT.

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>> YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD,
YOU KEEP SAYING THAT,

40
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BUT I DON'T
HAVE ANY MEMORY OF IT.

41
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>> IT WAS JUST LAST WEEK.

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YOU'D JUST BROKEN
YOUR PERSONAL RECORD FOR--

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all: 73, 74, 75.

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[all cheering]

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>> HEY, OTIS, CAN I USE
THE SALOON FOR A BOOK CLUB?

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>> [grunts]
>> THANKS.

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REMEMBER NOW?

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>> I HAD A LOT OF EGGS
IN MY MOUTH.

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>> YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

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>> YEAH, OKAY,
WHO WANTS TO START?

51
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>> I'D LIKE TO EXPLORE

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THE SYMBOLISM OF HIKING BOOTS
IN CHAPTER SEVEN.

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>> YES, THAT WAS EXQUISITE.
>> CHAPTER SEVEN WAS DELICIOUS.

54
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>> [grunts]

55
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>> BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

56
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>> BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

57
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>> BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

58
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>> [moans]

59
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>> HEY, PIP, I HAVE AN IDEA.
>> I LOVE IT ALREADY.

60
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>> NOW, WHAT'D Y'ALL THINK
OF THE ENDING?

61
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>> OH, OH, OH.
I DIDN'T READ IT.

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>> THEN WHY'D YOU
PUT YOUR HAND UP?

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>> WELL, I LIKE TO PARTICIPATE.
>> IS THIS GONNA BE ON THE TEST?

64
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>> YOU KNOW,
WHAT'S INTERESTING IS HOW

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THE AUTHOR USES WORDS
TO PAINT PICTURES.

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>> GOOD, PECK, GOOD.

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I FIND THE BEST WRITERS
CAN REALLY MAKE WORDS

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COME TO LIFE
AND DANCE ON THE PAGE.

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>> WILL THAT BE ON THE TEST?

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>> THERE'S NO TEST, FREDDY.

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WOULD ANYONE ELSE LIKE TO TALK?

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>> OH, I WOULD.
>> OTIS.

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>> I THINK YOU'RE ALL MISSING
THE POINT OF THE BOOK.

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CLEARLY THE BOLOGNA FOREST
IN CHAPTER ELEVENTY

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SYMBOLIZES THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE
OF MAN VERSUS NATURE.

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WILD MIKE DANCE PARTY!

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[driving electronic music]

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* *

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>> OH, FEET TAPPING.
BOOTY SHAKING.

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FUNK LEVELS SURGING.

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>> CAN'T RESIST PARTYING.

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>> MUST TALK LIKE THIS!

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>> THREE--
>> TWO--

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>> ONE.

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[all cheering]

86
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>> BESSY, WHAT IS THAT THING?

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>> WILD MIKE?
SOME MUTANT HAIRBALL OTIS FOUND.

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HE LETS HIM OUT

89
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WHENEVER HE WANTS
TO GET A PARTY STARTED FAST.

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>> IF I DON'T
FEEL LIKE DANCING,

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NO HAIRY FREAK OF NATURE
IS GONNA FORCE ME TO--

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TO--TO--

93
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>> YOU WERE SAYING?

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>> PARTY!

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[all cheering]

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[all moaning]

97
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>> THAT WAS SOMETHING.

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>> I THINK I LOST A BELT SIZE.

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ANYONE HAVE ANY NOUGAT?

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>> WHY'D YOU DO IT, OTIS?
WHY?

101
00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,302
>> I HAD TO.

102
00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,470
I'VE SEEN TOO MANY GOOD BARNS
DESTROYED BY BOOK CLUBS

103
00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:57,538
TO LET IT HAPPEN HERE.

104
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BESIDES,
MIKE NEEDED THE EXERCISE.

105
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>> HEY,
WHERE IS WILD MIKE ANYWAY?

106
00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,610
>> OH, HE'S AROUND,
HOPPING AROUND SOMEWHERE,

107
00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,111
THE NUTTY LITTLE FUN BALL.

108
00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,847
>> OTIS, THERE'S A TUFT
OF HIS HAIR ON THE WINDOWSILL.

109
00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,717
WILD MIKE MUST HAVE ACCIDENTALLY
DANCED HIMSELF OUT THE WINDOW.

110
00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,719
>> THAT'S NOT GOOD.
HE CAN'T SURVIVE IN THE WILD.

111
00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,053
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FACE.

112
00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,155
>> RELAX, HE ONLY MOVES
WHEN HE HEARS MUSIC,

113
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SO HE COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN FAR.

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COME ON.

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WILD MIKE!
HERE, BOY!

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WILD MIKE!
>> HERE, MIKEY, MIKEY, MIKEY!

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>> HERE, BOY, OR WHATEVER!

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>> MAYBE HE SPEAKS PORPOISE.

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[clears throat]

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[chattering]

121
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>> HEY, THERE HE IS.

122
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>> [whispering] GOOD.

123
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LET'S SNEAK UP GENTLY
SO WE DON'T STARTLE HIM.

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GENTLY, EVER SO GENTLY.

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ALMOST GOT HIM.

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>> * AND I GOT 18 WHEELS
OF A GRADE "A" TRUCK *

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* CRUISING DOWN THE HIGHWAY
JUST TO MAKE THE BUCK *

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* I GOT MY WINDOWS DOWN
AND THE C.B. ON *

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>> GRAB HIM BEFORE
HE FOLLOWS THE MUSIC.

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>> * HE'S A TRUCKER MAN *
>> * I'M GOING 65 *

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[engine rumbling]

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* *

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>> OH, NO.
GUYS, WE GOT TO CATCH HIM.

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COME ON!

135
00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:06,474
[engine rumbling]

136
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>> STAY ON HIM, OTIS.
DON'T LOSE HIM.

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>> YOU'RE CATCHING UP.
>> FASTER, OTIS.

138
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>> I'M FASTER-ING.

139
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>> OKAY, YOU GOT HIM.
NOW PUT ON YOUR SIREN.

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>> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I HAVE A SIREN?

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00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,386
>> OOH, I'M ON IT.

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>> * HE'S A TRUCKER MAN *

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>> [chattering]

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>> PORPOISE POLICE!
TURN YOUR MUSIC OFF!

145
00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:28,529
>> MY WHAT?
>> TURN YOUR MUSIC OFF!

146
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>> OKAY.

147
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[music stops]

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>> GO, GO, GO, GO.
>> GET HIM, PIP.

149
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>> ALMOST GOT HIM.

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[rowdy rock music]

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>> WHOA! WHOA!
WHAT IS IT?

152
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OH! GET IT OFF ME!
GET IT OFF ME!

153
00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:44,945
>> OTIS, WE LOST HIM!

154
00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,847
>> WHAT?
OH, MILK ME.

155
00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,882
YOU'RE FREE TO GO.
STAY IN SCHOOL.

156
00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:49,917
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER.

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[engine roaring]

158
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>> WHOA!

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WHOA!

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>> GOT YA!
>> [screaming]

161
00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,463
>> PROBLEM SOLVED.

162
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[light instrumental music]

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HUH?

164
00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,101
OH, I HATE ACTION SEQUENCES.

165
00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,938
[tires squealing]

166
00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,806
>> DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY.
>> YOU GOT HIM THIS TIME.

167
00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,808
>> I WANT ICE CREAM.

168
00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,043
>> ALMOST GOT HIM.

169
00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:19,447
[upbeat polka music]

170
00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,349
>> [laughing]

171
00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:25,686
>> HUH. WEIRD.
>> YEAH.

172
00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,721
>> VERY UNEXPECTED.
>> NOT ON MY RADAR.

173
00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,623
>> MEANWHILE, IN A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT LOCATION

174
00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,091
FROM THE ONE WE WERE JUST IN...

175
00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,260
>> I'M SO BORED.

176
00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:34,261
[all moaning]

177
00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:35,963
>> I'M TOO BORED TO CRY.

178
00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,230
>> COME ON, NOW.
COME ON.

179
00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:38,265
WHERE'S THE ENERGY?

180
00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:39,900
THIS IS AMERICAN BANDSTAND,

181
00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:43,103
NOT AMERICAN STAND AROUND
LIKE A BUNCH OF BORED SNAILS.

182
00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,705
>> MEANWHILE, ON THE SET

183
00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,740
OF AMERICAN STAND AROUND
LIKE A BUNCH OF BORED SNAILS...

184
00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,548
RETURNING TO THE SET
WE WERE AT SECONDS BEFORE...

185
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>> THIS SHOW'S RATINGS
ARE IN THE GOGGLEY CHUTE.

186
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I'VE GOT TO GET THESE
FLAPPITY KIDS GROOVING AGAIN,

187
00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,221
BUT FLOPPITY HOW?

188
00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:03,390
[upbeat polka music]

189
00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:06,059
>> WHEW, THAT'S ENOUGH
SQUEEZE-BOXING FOR ONE DAY.

190
00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,296
crash!

191
00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,631
[all scream]
>> WHAT IS IT?

192
00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:13,667
[upbeat rock music]

193
00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:17,204
* *

194
00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,173
>> I CAN'T...NOT...DANCE.

195
00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,409
>> RHYTHM CONTAGIOUS.

196
00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,512
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?

197
00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:26,046
>> WANT ME TO CALL SECURITY?

198
00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,748
>> NO, WAIT.

199
00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:30,250
LET HIM DANCE.

200
00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:33,521
>> WHOA, LOOK AT HIM GO.
>> HE CAN REALLY DANCE.

201
00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:35,723
>> HEY, EVERYONE,
DO THE HAIRBALL.

202
00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:39,593
[all laughing]

203
00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:42,195
>> I DON'T KNOW
WHAT FLOPPITY THING THAT IS,

204
00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:46,734
BUT HE'S TAKING US ON A ONE-WAY
ROCKET TRIP TO PLANET RATINGS!

205
00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:50,704
>> HOW COULD I LET THIS HAPPEN?

206
00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,372
I MEAN, I'M SUPPOSED
TO LOOK OUT FOR HIM.

207
00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:53,941
HE'S LIKE THE HAIRY, FREAKISH,

208
00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,543
INVERTEBRATE LITTLE BROTHER
I NEVER HAD.

209
00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,344
>> IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, OTIS.

210
00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,212
LIKE IT SAYS
IN THIS MONTH'S BOOK,

211
00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:02,449
"THE HEART IS A MOLDY CHEESE
THAT SWEATS COMPASSION UPON--"

212
00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,552
>> HEY, GUYS, LOOK WHAT I HAVE.

213
00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,587
IT'S A DVD FEATURING
THE NEW DANCE CRAZE

214
00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,622
THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION.

215
00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,423
[upbeat rock music]

216
00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:12,760
>> COME ON, EVERYBODY,
DO THE HAIRBALL.

217
00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,663
OOH, YEAH. HO. OOH. UGH.

218
00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,297
>> HEY, OTIS, CHECK OUT THE TV.

219
00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,932
>> PIP, HOW CAN YOU WATCH TV

220
00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,001
KNOWING WILD MIKE'S
LYING IN A GUTTER SOMEWHERE

221
00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,570
OR BEING EXPERIMENTED ON OR--

222
00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:25,639
>> OR DANCING ON THIS SHOW.
>> OR DANCING ON THIS--WHAA?

223
00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:30,911
PIP, FREEZE FRAME,
ZOOM IN ON THAT PLATFORM,

224
00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,345
AND ENHANCE THE IMAGE 34%.

225
00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:33,881
>> RIGHT.
WHAT?

226
00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,816
>> PRESS THAT LITTLE RED BUTTON.
>> OH.

227
00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,452
>> IT'S WILD MIKE.
>> IT IS HIM.

228
00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,088
>> WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

229
00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,724
>> SEE, OTIS, YOU WERE
WORRIED ABOUT HIM FOR NOTHING.

230
00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,593
>> FOR NOTHING?
LOOK AT HIM SHED!

231
00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,360
THEY'RE DANCING HIM
INTO THE GROUND.

232
00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:48,896
COME ON, GUYS,
WE GOT TO SAVE HIM.

233
00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,799
>> TWO SECONDS LATER...

234
00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,033
>> YEAH.
>> YOU GOT IT.

235
00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,001
>> LET'S DO IT.

236
00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:57,470
>> HUH?

237
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,676
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
ARE YOU KIDS IN THE SHOW?

238
00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,044
>> ARE WE IN THE SHOW?

239
00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,113
WE'RE THE SOLID
BARNYARD DANCERS.

240
00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,615
COME ON, FELLOW TEENS,

241
00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,750
LET'S SHOW HIM SOME
OF OUR FRESH-DIGGITY MOVES.

242
00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,985
>> [hooting]
>> AND TURN AND TURN AND TURN.

243
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,086
>> BUST A MOVE.

244
00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,254
>> GET HIM!

245
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,792
[upbeat rock music]

246
00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:22,630
* *

247
00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,632
ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GRAB
WILD MIKE AND GET OUT OF HERE.

248
00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:25,633
TRY TO BLEND IN.

249
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,342
>> WHAT THE CRUMPETS?

250
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,778
THOSE ARE THE MOST HIDEOUS TEENS
I'VE EVER SEEN.

251
00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:41,915
SECURITY, WE'VE GOT UGLY KIDS.
REPEAT, WE'VE GOT UGLY KIDS.

252
00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,655
>> WILD MIKE, IT'S ME, OTIS.

253
00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,322
WE'RE BUSTING YOU
OUT OF HERE, BUDDY.

254
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,991
[gasps]
THOSE FIENDS!

255
00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,693
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.

256
00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,696
ABBY, FREDDY, PECK,
STALL THE GUARD.

257
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,497
PIP AND PIG, PLAY THIS DISC.

258
00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:58,666
IT'S WILD MIKE'S FAVORITE.

259
00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,267
>> RIGHT, COME ON, PIG.

260
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:03,303
[all yelling at once]

261
00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,139
[music stops]

262
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,276
[rollicking square dance music]

263
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,878
>> DUDE, LOOK
AT THAT LITTLE GUY GO.

264
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,950
>> 'ELLO, THIS NEW NUMBER'S
RATHER PEPPY.

265
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,551
>> YEAH, I QUITE LIKE IT.

266
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,620
THAT BACKBEAT'S
REALLY INFECTIOUS.

267
00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,322
>> I WAS THINKING
THE SAME THING.

268
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,491
>> SHALL WE GET OUR FREAK ON?
>> DO LET'S.

269
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,593
[both squishing]

270
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:29,697
>> HEY, UGLY KID,
GET YOUR MITTS OFF ME FUR BALL.

271
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,831
>> GUYS, FASTER!

272
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,901
[tempo increases]

273
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,503
EVEN FASTER!
>> OTIS, ARE YOU SURE?

274
00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:37,938
>> JUST DO IT, MAN!

275
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,406
[tempo increases]

276
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,841
>> * IT'S A PARTY
AND IT'S PUMPING *

277
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,175
* GOT TO GET
YOUR HANDS A-CLAPPING *

278
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,443
* GET YOUR FEET
ALL CRAZY STOMPING *

279
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,745
[all gasp]

280
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,079
* GOT TO GET
YOUR HANDS A-CLAPPING *

281
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,414
* GET YOUR FEET
ALL CRAZY STOMPING *

282
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,281
* OH *

283
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:56,289
[all grunting]

284
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,058
>> GOT HIM.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

285
00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,427
>> [laughing]

286
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,328
>> FREDDY.
>> [screams]

287
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,367
[upbeat dance music]

288
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:13,841
* *

289
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,209
>> OKAY, THE FUR IS IN THE BOX.
KILL THE TUNES.

290
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,177
[music stops]

291
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,180
THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

292
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,182
NO ONE'S EVER GONNA
CHAIN YOU UP AGAIN.

293
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,051
OH, CUTE LITTLE GUY.

294
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,285
HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE.

295
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,054
>> I GOT TO ADMIT, OTIS,

296
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,256
THE LITTLE CRITTER'S
GROWING ON ME.

297
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,891
>> ABBY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO LOCK THE DOOR.

298
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,360
WILD MIKE'S SAFE AS LONG
AS HE'S INSIDE HIS BOX.

299
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,763
>> OH, I'M NOT LOCKING THE DOOR
FOR WILD MIKE.

300
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:38,431
I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE LEAVING
TONIGHT'S BOOK CLUB.

301
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:41,568
TONIGHT'S BOOK,
THE SCARLET CASABA MELON.

302
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,604
>> [screams]

303
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:45,773
>> FOUR HOURS LATER...

304
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,908
>> [screaming]

305
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,846
[upbeat banjo music]

306
00:11:52,913 --> 00:12:00,888
* *

307
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,824
[all grunting]

308
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,128
>> COME ON, GUYS, PULL.

309
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,964
>> WE'RE PULLING.
>> MY HOOFS ARE GETTING SWEATY.

310
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,165
>> I'M LOSING IT.

311
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,901
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, OKAY,
LOSING IT.

312
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,502
[all grunting]

313
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,871
>> DON'T QUIT NOW.
YOU CAN DO IT.

314
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,206
>> COME ON, GUYS,

315
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,241
NO THIRD LATERAL BICUSPID
IS GONNA PUSH US AROUND.

316
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,375
NOW PULL!

317
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,044
>> [screams]

318
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,813
crash!

319
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,348
>> FREDDY!
FREDDY, YOU OKAY?

320
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,817
>> YOU GOT IT.

321
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,684
NOW, ABOUT MY KIDNEY STONE--

322
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,153
>> OH, NO, WAY.
>> FORGET IT, MAN.

323
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,822
>> OH, COME ON.
LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.

324
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,656
>> NO, PIG.
>> FARMER!

325
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:37,925
>> [singing softly]

326
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:41,228
* STARRY-EYED LADY
MAKING ME CRAZY *

327
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,964
WHEW, SIGN HAMMERING'S
HARD WORK.

328
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,333
WELL, OFF TO BUY SUPPLIES.

329
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,104
>> WHAT'S IT SAY?
>> HOLD ON.

330
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,605
LET ME PUT ON MY GLASSES.

331
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:53,874
>> DUDE, YOU CAN'T READ.

332
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,376
>> OH, CAN'T I?

333
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,610
[clears throat]

334
00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:01,214
"GLIBBITY-GLOB.
FURGLEDY SNIBBITY BOOT."

335
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,950
HA, IN YOUR FACE!

336
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,252
>> GUYS, IT SAYS
"WELCOME BUYERS."

337
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,519
CLEARLY, THE FARMER WISHES

338
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,388
TO RECEIVE UNITS
OF MONETARY CURRENCY

339
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,657
IN EXCHANGE FOR A GOOD OR ITEM
CURRENTLY IN HIS POSSESSION.

340
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:11,859
IN THIS CASE, THE FARM.

341
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,927
>> OH, THAT MAKES SENSE.

342
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,062
>> THREE SECONDS LATER...

343
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,463
[all gasp]

344
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,298
>> EVERYBODY PANIC!
>> WHAT WILL BECOME OF US?

345
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,767
>> WHAT IF THE NEW OWNERS
MAKE US WORK AS PACK ANIMALS?

346
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,035
>> WHAT IF THEY EAT US?

347
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,503
>> WHAT IF THEY MAKE US
FIGHT EACH OTHER

348
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,972
IN GLADIATORIAL COMBAT?

349
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,306
>> OTIS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

350
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,876
>> HEY, WE CAN GO LIVE
WITH MY COUSIN BENNY.

351
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,177
>> DOESN'T HE
LIVE IN ANTARCTICA?

352
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,745
[all shivering]

353
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,014
>> GUYS, THE SUN'S COMING UP.

354
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,749
[all cheer]

355
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,485
[all moan]

356
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,520
>> LOOK, NO ONE'S
MOVING TO THE ARCTIC.

357
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,455
>> BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
WHEN THE BUYERS SHOW UP?

358
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,024
>> DON'T WORRY,

359
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,226
WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE IDEA
OF LIVING HERE SO UNAPPEALING,

360
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,728
THOSE BUYERS WILL RUN SCREAMING
AND NEVER COME BACK,

361
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,431
AND HERE'S HOW WE DO IT.

362
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,800
[whispering]

363
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,435
>> WHY ARE YOUR PLANS
ALWAYS SO QUIET?

364
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,905
>> [yelling] BECAUSE
THIS VOLUME'S VERY ANNOYING!

365
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,176
OKAY, EVERYONE READY
TO SCARE AWAY THOSE BUYERS?

366
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,546
>> [gasps] YOUR LOUNGE SINGER
COSTUME IS TERRIFYING.

367
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:07,915
>> I'M NOT A LOUNGE SINGER.

368
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,549
>> OH, ARE YOU
A CIRCUS RINGMASTER?

369
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,051
>> OR A LATE-NIGHT TV
MATTRESS SALESMAN?

370
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,552
>> I GOT IT.

371
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,088
YOU'RE A RICH DOLPHIN TRAINER
WITH A TROUBLED PAST.

372
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,424
>> OH, FOR--I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
A REAL ESTATE AGENT.

373
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,693
all: OH.

374
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,795
>> CAN YOU TRAIN DOLPHINS?
>> CAR!

375
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,134
>> THIS MUST BE THE PLACE.

376
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,701
>> WELL, IT'S A PRETTY
GREAT PLACE I THINK--

377
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:29,937
>> HELLO, FOLKS.

378
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,571
DICK HUMAN,
DICK HUMAN REAL ESTATE.

379
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,140
IF YOU WANT REAL ESTATE
AND YOU'RE A HUMAN,

380
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,241
THEN I'M YOUR COW.

381
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,076
MAN!
OH, I'M A MAN.

382
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,710
[laughs]
LET IT GO.

383
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,079
SO, YOU MUST BE THE BUYERS.

384
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,181
>> YEP, WELL, THAT'S US.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR--

385
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,549
>> YOUR FOREVER HOME.

386
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,151
THE PLACE YOU WANT
TO RAISE YOUR THINGS.

387
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,953
WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER.
THIS PLACE HAS IT ALL,

388
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,955
WALLS, FLOORS, DOORS,
AND THE SWEET SCENT OF JASMINE

389
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,456
WAFTING OVER THE PARAPETS.

390
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,658
>> YES, IT'S VERY NICE, BUT WE--
>> WANTED TO MOVE IN TODAY?

391
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,260
THIS IS SO SUDDEN.

392
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,428
WELL, I DID HAVE OTHER PEOPLE
COMING BY, BUT WHAT THE HECK?

393
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,663
DICK HUMAN LIKES YOUR FACE.
SOLD.

394
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,630
I'LL GET THE PAPERWORK.

395
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:58,966
>> YOO-HOO!

396
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,968
>> WELL, WHAT A PLEASANT
UNREHEARSED SURPRISE.

397
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,102
FOLKS, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET

398
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,736
YOUR UNCOMFORTABLY
FRIENDLY NEIGHBORS,

399
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,638
MR. AND MRS.
SHOUTY-YELLS-A-LOT-STON.

400
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,773
>> YEAH, HOW YOU DOING?

401
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,075
I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME,

402
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,477
SO I'LL JUST CALL YOU HERB,
OKAY, BILL?

403
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,013
>> OH, MY GOSH!
I LOVE YOUR HAIR!

404
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,082
WHAT CONDITIONER DO YOU USE?

405
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,416
slurp!

406
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,152
>> WE DON'T WORK,
AND WE'RE VERY LONELY,

407
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,821
BUT WE'RE FRIENDLY,
SO WE'LL BE OVER ALL THE TIME!

408
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:24,091
>> I JUST KNOW
WE'LL BE BEST FRIENDS!

409
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,993
THIS IS MY PET MOUSE!

410
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,060
>> [screams]

411
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,228
GET IT OUT!
GET IT OUT!

412
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,997
I HATE MICE!

413
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:33,166
>> THAT'S TOO BAD!
WE BREED 'EM!

414
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,068
>> YEAH,
WE ALSO LIKE TO WRESTLE!

415
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,703
THINK FAST!

416
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,905
[yelling]

417
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,707
COME BACK HERE!
>> THANKS FOR STOPPING BY!

418
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,375
CAN I PUT YOU IN OUR EMAIL LIST?

419
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,278
DICK HUMANS, NUMBER 12
IN THE TRI-STATE AREA.

420
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,481
[tires squealing]

421
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:52,019
[all laughing]

422
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,486
>> DUDE, THAT WAS AWESOME.

423
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:57,024
>> WOW, OTIS,
THIS PLAN JUST MIGHT WORK!

424
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,526
>> OKAY, THEY'RE GONE NOW, ABBY.
YOU CAN DROP THE ACT.

425
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:03,063
>> OKAY!
WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?

426
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,431
>> WE GOT MORE BUYERS.

427
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,532
>> NOT FOR LONG.

428
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,035
PREPARE TO EXECUTE PLAN 36J.

429
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,303
>> BUT THE ATTACK ZEPPELIN
ISN'T READY YET.

430
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,139
>> FREDDY,
THAT'S PLAN 14F-OMEGA.

431
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,106
>> OH.

432
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,341
[car honks]

433
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,076
>> KIDS, WE'RE HERE.

434
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,677
>> HOORAY!
>> YAY!

435
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,312
>> WHAT A QUAINT LITTLE FARM.
WELL--

436
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,513
>> HOWDY, FOLKS.

437
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,781
DICK HUMAN,
DICK HUMAN REAL ESTATE,

438
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,250
COW-FREE SINCE '93.

439
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,185
>> HELLO, WE'RE THE BUYERS.

440
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,586
>> AND WHAT A GREAT TIME
TO BUY IT IS.

441
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,688
WHY, THESE THINGS MUST BE
YOUR ADORABLE OFFSPRING.

442
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,058
HEY, KIDS, YOU LIKE NATURE?
both: NO.

443
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,059
>> ME TOO.

444
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,260
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GONNA LOVE

445
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,794
PLAYING IN THIS BEAUTIFUL
OUTDOOR SETTING

446
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:35,828
THIS PROPERTY HAS TO OFFER.

447
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,230
BEHOLD.

448
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,399
>> [gasps]

449
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,667
[all gasp]

450
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,169
>> TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY,
DON'T IT?

451
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,836
NO, SERIOUSLY, IT DOES.
TRY NOT TO BREATHE.

452
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,938
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE
WOULD LIVE LIKE THIS.

453
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,707
>> "IS THAT RADIOACTIVE WASTE?"

454
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,076
YES, BUT ONCE WE SINK IT
INTO THE POND,

455
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,277
YOU'LL HARDLY NOTICE IT.

456
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,812
HEY, LOOK,
AN ADORABLE WOODLAND FAWN.

457
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,214
all: AH.

458
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,318
>> [coughs]

459
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:01,688
[retching]

460
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,590
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?

461
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:04,657
>> IS HE OKAY?

462
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:05,958
>> HE'LL BE FINE.

463
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,928
>> [retching]

464
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,006
>> [screaming]

465
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,008
[all screaming]

466
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:25,112
[lasers blasting]

467
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,146
[explosion]

468
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,780
[all screaming]

469
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,550
>> WAIT, NO, PLEASE, COME BACK.
TOXIC RADIATION IS TEMPORARY.

470
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,253
IT'LL BE FINE IN 200,000 YEARS.

471
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,854
[all laughing]

472
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,123
>> BYE-BYE.

473
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,557
>> SO LONG.

474
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,226
FREDDY, THAT WAS AMAZING.

475
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,893
I MEAN, I KNEW ABOUT
THE HEAD POPPING THING,

476
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,462
BUT HOW'D YOU PULL OFF
THE LASER EYES?

477
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,398
>> WELL, I WANTED MY PERFORMANCE
TO BE BELIEVABLE,

478
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:49,136
SO I WENT ONLINE AND BOUGHT
SOME REAL RADIOACTIVE WASTE.

479
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,240
AH, THAT'S GOOD WASTE.

480
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,777
>> HELLO, I'M DR. PIG.

481
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,413
WHAT YOU JUST SAW
WAS A FICTIONALIZED ACCOUNT

482
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,782
INTENDED TO INSPIRE HUMOR.

483
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,917
DRINKING ATOMIC WASTE
WILL NOT GIVE YOU

484
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,419
SUPER HEAT LASER VISION.

485
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,955
WATCH AS I DISPEL
THIS COMMON MYTH.

486
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,260
YOU SEE--
[grunting]

487
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,263
[yelling]

488
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:21,067
WHY ARMY ALWAYS HOUND PIG?

489
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,236
PIG SMASH!

490
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,405
PIG SMASH YOU ALL!

491
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,174
[roars]

492
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,709
>> THE PRODUCERS OF BARNYARD
WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE

493
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,010
FOR THE PREVIOUS SCENE.

494
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,845
DRINKING ATOMIC WASTE
WILL NEITHER GIVE YOU

495
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,181
HEAT LASER VISION

496
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:36,283
NOR TURN YOU INTO
A HULKING PIG MONSTER

497
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,917
AS I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE.

498
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,052
[gulping]

499
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,489
OH, NO, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
I'M SHRINKING.

500
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,191
[in a high-pitched voice]
OH, WHY DID I DRINK

501
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,292
THAT ATOMIC WASTE?

502
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,926
I NEVER GOT TO SEE PARIS.
[screams]

503
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:47,860
[high-pitched tone]

504
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,198
>> OLD LADY
ON A SCOOTER AT TWO O'CLOCK.

505
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,899
>> OH, ONE OF THOSE
OLD LADY BUYERS.

506
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,334
THEY'RE EASY TO SCARE.

507
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:56,303
THIS SHALL BE
MY GREATEST TRIUMPH YET.

508
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,573
GOOD AFTERNOON, OLD ONE.
LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE A BUYER.

509
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,675
>> WHY, YES, I AM, YOUNG FELLA.

510
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,644
>> FANTASTIC.
HEY, HAVE A GOOD LOOK AROUND.

511
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,780
JUST, WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T GO IN THE BARN!

512
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,616
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

513
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,218
WELL, IT'S QUITE SILLY, REALLY.

514
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,286
I MEAN, HARDLY WORTH MENTIONING,
BUT I WILL ANYWAY.

515
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:17,290
YOU SEE, THE BARN HAS A TEENY,
TINY PORTAL TO THE UNDERWORLD!

516
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:21,027
[all moaning]

517
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,696
>> BE GONE.
>> GET OUT.

518
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,266
>> NO SHOES, NO SERVICE.

519
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,568
>> OH, I'M NOT AFRAID
OF THE UNDERWORLD.

520
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,503
>> WELL, I DON'T BLAME YOU
FOR WANTING TO SKEDADDLE--

521
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,104
WHAA?

522
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:36,776
OH, WELL, UM, DID I MENTION THIS
PLACE IS INFESTED WITH ZOMBIES?

523
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,779
[moaning]

524
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:45,418
>> OH, DEAR, THEY'RE MORE AFRAID
OF US THAN WE ARE OF THEM.

525
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,787
all: AW.

526
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,722
>> IS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE?

527
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,157
>> REALLY GETS
THE BLOOD FLOWING.

528
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,559
>> FOUR HOURS LATER...

529
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:56,396
>> WE HAVE LOCUSTS.
>> MMM.

530
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:57,497
THEM'S GOOD EATING.

531
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,699
>> WHY WOULD SHE EAT THE--

532
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,901
THAT'S IT.
I'M A TALKING COW.

533
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,070
>> OH, WELL, WE'RE ALL SPECIAL
IN OUR OWN WAY.

534
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,072
>> AH, I GIVE UP.
YOU WIN.

535
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,074
THE PLACE IS YOURS.
HERE, TAKE THE KEYS.

536
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:11,344
>> AH, KEYS, MY ONE TRUE FEAR!

537
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,380
MAKE IT STOP!
MAKE IT STOP!

538
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,349
[engine revving]

539
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:21,754
[all cheering]

540
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,590
>> WELL, GUYS, IT WAS TOUGH,
BUT WE DID IT.

541
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,925
WHEN WORD GETS OUT ABOUT
OUR LOUD-NEIGHBOR-Y,

542
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,495
RADIOACTIVE, ZOMBIE-ADJACENT,
KEY-JINGLING PROPERTY...

543
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,662
>> AND IT WILL.

544
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,864
>> NO ONE WILL TOUCH THIS PLACE.

545
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,433
>> [sobbing]

546
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,535
>> WHAT?
WHAT THE CUD IS THAT?

547
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,471
>> [sobbing]

548
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:44,477
I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE SHOWED UP
TO MY FAMILY REUNION.

549
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:48,214
THE BUYER FAMILY
HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO CLOSE.

550
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,482
>> BUYER FAMILY?

551
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,183
"WELCOME BUYERS."

552
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,120
OH, MILK ME,
HIS LAST NAME IS BUYER.

553
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,922
GUYS, HE WASN'T GONNA
SELL THE FARM.

554
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,824
>> YOU MEAN
WE SCARED AWAY HIS FAMILY?

555
00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,026
>> HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW
HIS LAST NAME IS "BUYER"?

556
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,128
>> DELIVERY FOR MR. BUYER.

557
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,331
>> YOU'VE REACHED
THE BUYER RESIDENCE.

558
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,099
I'LL GET THIS STUMP OUT
OR MY NAME ISN'T "BUYER,"

559
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,335
WHICH IT IS.

560
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,703
THAT'S MY NAME.
MY LAST NAME IS "BUYER."

561
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,539
B-U-Y-E-R.

562
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:16,142
>> THIS IS THE FBI, BUYER.
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.

563
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,044
>> YOU'LL NEVER TAKE
FARMER BUYER ALIVE!

564
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,078
[cocks gun]

565
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,246
>> YEAH, WE'RE NOT PSYCHICS.

566
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,748
ANYHOWS,
WE GOT TO FIX THIS FAST.

567
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,049
>> BUT HOW?

568
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,751
WE SCARED THE GIBLETS
OUT OF THOSE PEOPLE.

569
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,453
THEY'RE NEVER COMING BACK.
>> WE'VE GOT TO.

570
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,620
WE'LL SPLIT INTO GROUPS

571
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:28,921
AND BRING BACK
THE FARMER'S FAMILY

572
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,189
BEFORE THE POTATO SALAD CURDLES.

573
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,361
[both screaming]

574
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,962
[tires squealing]

575
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:39,366
[engine revving]

576
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:43,069
[tires squeal]

577
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,171
[engine revving]

578
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,106
>> [screaming]

579
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,376
>> [gasps]

580
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:52,379
[laser blasting]

581
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:56,849
[crashing, all screaming]

582
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,721
>> OH, MY WONDERFUL FAMILY.

583
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,990
>> WHEW, WE DID IT.

584
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:07,527
>> IT'S SO NICE TO SEE A FAMILY
WITH A STRONG, LOVING BOND.

585
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:10,196
>> YOUR LOUD NEIGHBORS SCARED
MY WIFE SOMETHING TERRIBLE.

586
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,031
>> YOUR FARM'S ALL RADIATION-Y.

587
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,299
>> THE FAWN HAD TWO HEADS.

588
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,934
>> OUCH.

589
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:18,405
>> LISTEN, SONNY, DON'T EVER
JINGLE KEYS IN MY FACE AGAIN.

590
00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:22,108
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL
TALKING ABOUT, AND I DON'T CARE.

591
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,444
I'M JUST HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.

592
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,013
all: AW.

593
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,548
all: MMM.

594
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,883
>> WELL, GUYS, I THINK WE
REALLY LEARNED A LOT TODAY.

595
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:32,084
>> ALL WE LEARNED WAS

596
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,720
THE FARMER'S LAST NAME
IS "BUYER."

597
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:35,722
>> AND THAT THE FARMER HAS A
KILLER RECIPE FOR VEGGIE CHILI.

598
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,090
[munching]

599
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:39,291
HEY, MINE GOT COLD.

600
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,160
>> ALLOW ME.
[laser blasting]

601
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:44,130
[all sizzling]

602
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,097
>> WHAT'D I MISS?

603
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,704
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