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>> I'M JUST HEADING
TO THE FIELDS, DUKE.

2
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I'LL BE BACK.

3
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[engine rumbling]

4
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>> CLEAR!

5
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[rocking square dance music]

6
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>> ALL RIGHT!

7
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* *

8
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>> RATABUNGA.

9
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>> * FROM THE HAYSTACKS *

10
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* UP TO THE HILLTOPS *

11
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* WE'RE GOING DANCING... *

12
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>> WHOO-HOO!

13
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>> OW. OW.

14
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OKAY. OW.
OW!

15
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>> * DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER NOW *

16
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* THERE'S A PARTY
TILL THE MORNING LIGHT *

17
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* DO-SI-DO *

18
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* AND DON'T YOU KNOW *

19
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* IT'S JUST THE WAY
WE ANIMALS ROLL *

20
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[motorcycle revving]

21
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>> HA-HA!

22
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>> WELL, I SAID,
"I DON'T THINK SO,"

23
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AND SHE SAID,
"I DO THINK SO,"

24
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AND I SAID, "NO,"
AND SHE SAID, "YES,"

25
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AND I SAID, "FO SHIZZLE,"
AND SHE SAID--

26
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>> GUYS, GUYS, AFTER THREE
TO FIVE BUSINESS DAYS,

27
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MY NEW BLINKING WHEELIE SNEAKERS
HAVE ARRIVED.

28
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>> OOH.
>> WOW.

29
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>> YOU'RE A COW, DUMMY.
WHAT DO YOU NEED SNEAKERS FOR?

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>> AH, PERHAPS
YOU WEREN'T LISTENING.

31
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THEY BLINK!

32
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BEHOLD!

33
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>> AH, THAT DON'T LOOK
LIKE SNEAKERS.

34
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>> NUCLEAR ATOM SMASHER.
WHAT'S THAT?

35
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>> YEAH, WHO'S PROFESSOR
OTIS VAN FISTLEGRUBER?

36
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>> DIESES IST NICHT
ATOM SMASHER.

37
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DIESES IST LEUCHTEN SNEAKER.

38
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OH.

39
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>> I'LL BET PRESSING THESE
BUTTONS WILL SOLVE THE MYSTERY.

40
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>> PLEASE DON'T.
>> BAD IDEA.

41
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>> GUYS, I APPRECIATE
YOUR CONCERN,

42
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BUT THE BUTTON IS BIG AND SHINY
AND LOOKS LIKE CANDY, SO--

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>> [together]
NO!

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>> WANTS TO PRESS IT...

45
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WHOOPS.
THAT'S A BIG PILE OF NOT GOOD.

46
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[explosion]

47
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>> HA-HA.

48
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>> ATOM SMASHER GO BOOM.

49
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>> GOOD ONE, SIR ISAAC MORON.

50
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YOU BLEW UP THE BARN.

51
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[upset mutterings]

52
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>> LOOK, WE CAN BLAME SOMEONE
OTHER THAN ME LATER.

53
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RIGHT NOW
WE HAVE TO FIX THE BARN.

54
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>> DUDE, WE BETTER HURRY.

55
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THE FARMER'S COMING BACK
IN TWO DAYS

56
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FROM STAND-UP COMEDY CAMP.

57
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>> WOMEN BE SHOPPING,
RIGHT?

58
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YOU FELLOWS KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

59
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>> REMEMBER, GRAB ANYTHING
THAT CAN HELP US REBUILD A BARN.

60
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>> I FOUND PASTE.

61
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>> I FOUND SOME TAPE.

62
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>> [screams in pain]

63
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AND I FOUND A STAPLER.

64
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HI.

65
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>> WOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN?

66
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I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY SHOW.

67
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>> AH, BESSY,
I THINK WE HAVE

68
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MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO
THAN WATCH THIS STUPID--

69
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>> ARE YOU A LOVABLE
BARN-DWELLING FAMILY

70
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WHOSE BARN
WAS HORRIBLY DESTROYED

71
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BUT YOU CAN'T PAY FOR REPAIRS?

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>> YES!

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>> JUST SUBMIT A TAPE
OF YOUR FAMILY TO BLING MY BARN,

74
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AND YOU MIGHT WIN
A COMPLETE BARN MAKEOVER.

75
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>> WOW!
>> AWESOME!

76
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>> GUYS, THIS IS PERFECT.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOT TO DO?

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>> PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS
ON AN ATOM SMASHER?

78
00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,251
>> NO, THAT SHOW'S
GIVING A FREE BARN MAKEOVER

79
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TO SOME DESERVING FAMILY.

80
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WE'LL DISGUISE OURSELVES
AS A HUMAN FAMILY,

81
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MAKE AN AUDITION TAPE,
AND WIN THAT MAKEOVER.

82
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>> THAT COULD WORK.
>> NOW WE'RE TALKING.

83
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>> I'LL BE THE STERN BUT ADORING
NON-COW FATHER.

84
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>> AND I'LL BE THE DARING
FEMALE AVIATOR

85
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WHO CIRCUMNAVIGATES THE GLOBE.

86
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>> NO, YOU'RE THE MOM.

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>> RIGHT.
THE MOM.

88
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>> FREDDY, PECK, PIP, YOU CAN BE
OUR 2.3 ADORABLE CHILDREN.

89
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>> [together]
I CALL DAUGHTER.

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>> NO, ME.
>> NO, ME.

91
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>> NO, ME.
>> NO, ME.

92
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>> NO, ME!
>> CAN I HAVE MY OWN BEDROOM?

93
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>> WELL, GOOD LUCK.
LET ME KNOW HOW IT WORKS OUT.

94
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>> AND PIG WILL BE THE BABY.

95
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>> [together]
AWW!

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>> FORGET IT.

97
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I'M NOT WEARING
SOME HUMILIATING DISGUISE

98
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FOR ONE OF YOUR CRAZY SCHEMES.

99
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>> PIP, SLIDESHOW.

100
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PIG AS SNOTTY BOY.
PIG AS RICH GUY.

101
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PIG AS LOVABLE BRITISH NANNY.

102
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>> AGAIN.
I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.

103
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>> ALL RIGHT,
FINE, PIGGY POOPER.

104
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WE'LL DO IT WITHOUT YOU.

105
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GUYS, IT'S TIME TO FAMILY UP.

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[stapler clicks]

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>> [moans]

108
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SIS, I STAPLED MYSELF AGAIN.

109
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>> GREAT BARRIER REEF,

110
00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,877
THIS BARN'S BEEN COMPLETELY
SNOCKER-DOODLED.

111
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>> WELL, HOW-DO?

112
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I DIDN'T HEAR YOU PULL UP.
COME ON IN.

113
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BOB NOTACOW'S THE NAME.

114
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MY HANDS ARE BLACK AND WEIRD.

115
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>> TERRANCE HAMMERTOE
FROM BLING MY BARN.

116
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WE GOT YOUR TAPE,
BUT I'M HERE TO SEE

117
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IF YOUR FAMILY DESERVES
THAT BLINGING.

118
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>> YOU BET WE DESERVE
THAT BLINGING.

119
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BUT WHY LISTEN TO MY WORDS
WHEN YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF?

120
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HONEY, KIDS, COMPANY!

121
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>> HI, I'M TRISH NOTACOW.

122
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I'M A MOTHER AND A HOMEMAKER,

123
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AND MY ZESTY LEMON SQUARES
ARE THE BEST ON THE BLOCK.

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>> THEY SURE ARE, AND I'VE GOT
THE GUT TO PROVE IT.

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AH!
THOSE ARE EXTRA GUTS.

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KIDS!

127
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>> MY NAME'S SKIP.
I LIKE LITTLE LEAGUE.

128
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>> MY NAME'S SALLY.
I'M AT THAT AWKWARD AGE.

129
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>> I'M BOBBY JOE.
I'M WAITING FOR MY GROWTH SPURT.

130
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>> AREN'T THEY THE BESTEST?

131
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>> [together]
NO, YOU'RE THE BEST, DAD.

132
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>> THAT'S ENOUGH TALKING.

133
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AS YOU CAN SEE, WE'RE
AN EXTREMELY CHARMING FAMILY.

134
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>> CRIKEY, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

135
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YOU COULD CHARM THE TOENAILS
OFF A POLLYWOGGLE.

136
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>> GREAT,
THEN LET'S GET BLINGING.

137
00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:04,572
I WAS THINKING
WE WOULD TAKE--

138
00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,474
>> UNFORTUNATELY,
YOU'RE ALSO THE UGLIEST FAMILY

139
00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,841
I'VE EVER SEEN.

140
00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,877
>> THAT'S NOT GOOD.
>> COVER YOUR EARS, KIDS.

141
00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:11,111
>> HE IS RIGHT.

142
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>> NOW, IF YOU HAD
AN ADORABLE CHUBBY BABY,

143
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I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU
A PASS, BUT YOU DON'T.

144
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G'DAY, MATES.

145
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>> WAIT!
DON'T LEAVE.

146
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YOU HAVEN'T MET EVERYONE
IN THE FAMILY YET.

147
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

148
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PIG, WE NEED A BABY.
FAST!

149
00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:25,626
>> NO, NO, NO, OTIS.

150
00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:28,061
I TOLD YOU.
I WON'T GO "BABY."

151
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>> BUT, PIG, YOU'RE ALREADY
PINK, CHUBBY,

152
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AND LIKE WALLOWING
IN YOUR OWN FILTH.

153
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YOU BARELY HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.

154
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>> MM-MM. MM-MM.
MY MIND'S MADE UP. SORRY.

155
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>> IS IT SO MADE UP
THAT YOU WOULDN'T DO IT

156
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IF I PROMISED TO TAKE YOU
TO THE UNICORN AQUARIUM?

157
00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,811
>> WHERE UNICORNS FROLIC
IN A MAGICAL MARINE SETTING?

158
00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:56,056
GET ME MY DIAPEY.

159
00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:57,691
>> [moans in pain]

160
00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,428
LOOK WHO I FOUND
TAKING A NAP.

161
00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:03,330
>> GOO GOO.
GA GA GA.

162
00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:05,433
[coughs]

163
00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,435
>> SWEET SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!

164
00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,837
THAT'S THE PINKEST BABY
I'VE EVER SEEN.

165
00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,439
LOOK AT THE CHEEKS ON THAT ONE.

166
00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:14,074
HE'LL BRING IN A GOBBLEDY
FLACK OF RATINGS.

167
00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,676
CONGRATULATIONS, NOTACOWS.

168
00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,545
YOU'RE OUR FLIPPITY FAMILY!

169
00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,680
>> WE DID IT!
>> WHOO-HOO!

170
00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,982
>> SALEM, JIMBO,
SUMMON THE CREW.

171
00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:25,152
WE'VE GOT A BARN TO BLING.

172
00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,523
>> TERRANCE, YOU SURE
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO

173
00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,058
WITH THIS
OTHER FAMILY INSTEAD?

174
00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,593
THEY'RE REALLY FLAPPITY GREAT.

175
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>> DO THEY HAVE
A FLOPPITY PINK BABY?

176
00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,362
>> AH, NO.

177
00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,830
>> THEN CORK YOUR
GOBBLEDY FLIP-FLAP,

178
00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,833
AND GET TO NOBBLEY WORK!

179
00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,503
>> OTHER FAMILY?
LET'S SEE WHO WE BEAT OUT.

180
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[weeps]
I GOT TO TELL OTIS.

181
00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:50,944
>> I TOLD YOU MY LEMON SQUARES
WERE GOOD.

182
00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,046
I MADE 'EM WITH MY FRIEND
BESSY'S MILK.

183
00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,347
>> HA HA!

184
00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:56,216
ALWAYS WITH THE JOKES,
THIS ONE.

185
00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:59,252
SHE'S GOT THE OLD NOTACOW
SENSE OF HUMOR, THAT'S FOR SURE.

186
00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:02,490
>> DAD, SISSY'S EATING SKIP
AGAIN.

187
00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,658
>> BOBBY JOE,
NO ONE LIKES A TATTLETALE.

188
00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,126
SISSY, DISGORGE YOUR BROTHER
RIGHT NOW.

189
00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,294
>> WHAT BROTHER?

190
00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,396
>> DON'T MAKE ME GO IN THERE.

191
00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:11,932
>> OH, OKAY.

192
00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:13,333
WHEN'S SUPPER?

193
00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,168
>> HA HA HA.
KIDS.

194
00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,504
THEY'RE 90% WATER.

195
00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:17,871
ANYWAY, I WAS THINKING
WE COULD PUT

196
00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,640
THE BOWLING ALLEY THERE AND--

197
00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:22,743
>> GOO-GOO, GOO-GOO, GOO-GOO,
DA-DA.

198
00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:23,744
>> NOT NOW, NAMELESS BABY.

199
00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:26,179
DADDY'S BUSY.

200
00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:28,516
>> MAMA.
[wails]

201
00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:31,952
>> BABY, PLEASE.

202
00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,621
>> OKAY, FOLKS.
WE'RE READY TO START.

203
00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,255
EVERYBODY TAKE YOUR PLACES!

204
00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:37,257
I WANT A CAMERA ON THAT BABY
AT ALL TIMES.

205
00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:38,992
HOLD ON A TIGGER.
WHERE'S THE BABY?

206
00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,327
>> BABY?

207
00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:41,895
UH, HE'S CRAWLING AROUND HERE
SOMEPLACE.

208
00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,030
WHERE'S THE BABY?

209
00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,532
>> HE WAS HERE A SECOND AGO.

210
00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:45,699
>> I BET SISSY ATE HIM.

211
00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:46,934
>> DID NOT.
>> DID TO.

212
00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,536
>> DID NOT.
>> DID TO.

213
00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,037
>> I WANT TO GO
TO BOARDING SCHOOL.

214
00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,639
>> WELL, WE'RE NOT STARTING
WITHOUT HIM.

215
00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:52,973
HE'S THE FLOPPITY STAR!

216
00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,042
>> [chuckles]
YOU KNOW BABIES,

217
00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,409
ALWAYS WANDERING OFF.

218
00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:57,545
>> LISTEN, YANK.

219
00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,547
NO WALLABY,
NO CHUM BUGGERY LOO.

220
00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,081
YOU GOT TWO TICKS
OF THE DILLYWANGER,

221
00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,816
OR YOU'RE UP THE TICKLEWICK!

222
00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:04,852
>> YOU ARE EXTREMELY AUSTRALIAN.

223
00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,120
>> YOU GOT 30 MINUTES
TO FIND THAT BABY!

224
00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,022
>> AND, BABY,
FIND HIM I WILL.

225
00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,659
COME ON, NOTACOWS.

226
00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,729
BABY, DADDY'S
GETTING IMPATIENT.

227
00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,264
>> UH, OCCUPIED.

228
00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,566
>> BABY.
>> WHERE ARE YOU?

229
00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:19,767
>> COME OUT, COME OUT.

230
00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,135
I HAVE A COLORFUL SCRUNCHIE
FOR YOU.

231
00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:23,571
>> YOO-HOO.

232
00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:24,605
>> OTIS.
THERE HE IS.

233
00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:25,939
>> TRY AND CATCH ME!

234
00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,908
>> AFTER HIM!

235
00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:32,079
[playful saxophone music]

236
00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:39,987
* *

237
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,724
>> ROW!

238
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,470
WHOA-OH-OH!

239
00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,339
WAIT!

240
00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,642
[all scream]

241
00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,016
[all scream]

242
00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,153
[traps clanging]

243
00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:20,628
>> GOT YOU!

244
00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:23,430
>> PIG, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA
RUNNING OUT LIKE THAT?

245
00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,966
>> YEAH, DON'T YOU KNOW
WE HAVE A HOUSE TO BLING?

246
00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,434
>> YOU GOT SOME
'SPLAINING TO DO.

247
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,871
>> I'M SORRY, GUYS, BUT I NEED
TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING,

248
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,472
AND YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN.

249
00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,675
LOOK.

250
00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,176
>> WHO THE CUD ARE THEY?

251
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:39,512
>> THAT IS THE FAMILY WE
BEAT OUT FOR THE BARN BLINGING.

252
00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:42,750
>> YOUR WING'S FINE NOW,
NOBLE ENDANGERED CREATURE.

253
00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,785
NOW FLY.
FLY!

254
00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,453
>> HONEY, GOOD NEWS.

255
00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,956
I JUST CURED FOUR MORE DISEASES.

256
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,691
>> YAY, MOM!
>> WAY TO GO, MOM!

257
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,492
>> BOBBY, YOU WANT TO GO

258
00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,261
DONATE OUR TONSILS
TO THE NEEDY WITH ME?

259
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:55,696
>> CAN'T, SIS.

260
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,564
I'M HELPING THE DALAI LAMA
WITH HIS MATH HOMEWORK.

261
00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,266
>> OH.

262
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,468
>> I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH.

263
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,672
WHO NEEDS WALLS AND A CEILING
WHEN YOU HAVE LOVE?

264
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:05,939
>> GROUP HUG.

265
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,307
OH, SCOOT IN, KIDS.

266
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,276
>> IT'S LIKE A LOVE SANDWICH.

267
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,645
>> ALWAYS ROOM FOR ONE MORE.

268
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:15,015
>> WOW, THEY ARE CLEARLY
8% MORE DESERVING THAN WE ARE.

269
00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,984
>> THEY DESERVE A NEW BARN
MORE THAN WE DO.

270
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,251
+>> GOLLY, PIG.

271
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,920
>> SORRY WE DIDN'T LISTEN.
>> YEAH, SORRY.

272
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,254
>> OUR BAD.
>> SORRY.

273
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,023
>> I GUESS IT TOOK
THE SIMPLE WISDOM OF A PIG

274
00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,692
CREEPILY DISGUISED AS A BABY

275
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,393
TO SHOW US THE ERROR
OF OUR WAYS.

276
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,427
COME ON, GUYS.

277
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,062
LET'S GO DO THE RIGHT THING.

278
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,097
>> RIGHT.
LET'S GO.

279
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,464
>> LET'S DO IT.

280
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,334
>> [grunts]

281
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,603
>> WHEN THE DIDGERIDOO
ARE THOSE CRICKETY GOLLYWAGGERS

282
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,505
BOBBING UP
WITH THE WICKY WEEGLE?

283
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,140
CRIKEY, EVEN I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING.

284
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,009
>> WE'RE BACK.

285
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,677
>> THERE'S MY LITTLE
RATINGS MAGNET.

286
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:46,880
NOW, LET'S GET A SHOT OF--
>> WAIT!

287
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,049
SORRY, HAMMERTOE, BUT WE'RE
DROPPING OUT OF THE CONTEST.

288
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,083
>> DROPPING OUT?

289
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,618
THERE'S NO BACKFLAPPING

290
00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,186
ONCE THE DINGO'S
OUT OF THE JACKABARRA.

291
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,488
NO FLOPPITY WAY!
>> OH, REALLY?

292
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:58,425
WHAT IF I DO THIS?

293
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,392
>> [squeals]

294
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,762
>> AGH!

295
00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,731
IT'S A DISGUSTING PIG BABY.

296
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,332
LET'S BOOZLE IT OVER
TO THE OTHER FAMILY

297
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:06,499
QUICK AS FIZZLICKERS.

298
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:09,803
>> CRIKEY!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

299
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,404
>> AH, OTIS, I'M GLAD
THE OTHER FAMILY'S

300
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,740
GOING TO GET A BARN
AND EVERYTHING,

301
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,107
BUT WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

302
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,346
>> THERE.
GOOD AS NEW.

303
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,548
>> WHERE'D YOU GET ALL
THE BUILDING MATERIAL?

304
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,050
>> OH, I JUST BORROWED
SOME SPARE PARTS

305
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,317
FROM THE FARMER'S HOUSE.

306
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,186
HE'LL NEVER EVEN NOTICE
THEY'RE MISSING.

307
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,455
>> FARMER'S BACK
FROM COMEDY CAMP.

308
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:33,293
>> [humming, whistling]

309
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,969
>> GOOD THING I LEARNED
HOW TO LAUGH ABOUT LIFE

310
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,503
AT COMEDY CAMP.

311
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,538
[laughs]

312
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,008
OH, IT'S NOT WORKING.

313
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,024
[indistinct mutterings]

314
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,392
>> ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.

315
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,927
THAT'S ENOUGH
PREMEETING MUTTERING.

316
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:10,197
THIS EMERGENCY BARNYARD MEETING
IS NOW IN SESSION.

317
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,164
>> HONK! HONK!

318
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,265
JERK.

319
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,533
>> STRIKE THAT
FROM THE RECORD.

320
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,168
>> ALLOW ME.

321
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,937
>> OTIS, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?

322
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,671
>> NOTHING.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.

323
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,073
EXCEPT THE FARMER WAS ARRESTED

324
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,009
AND HAULED OFF THE JAIL
THIS MORNING.

325
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,844
>> WHAT?
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

326
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,446
>> IT'S A LONG,
COMPLICATED STORY.

327
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,248
>> MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL
THINK TWICE

328
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,818
BEFORE YOU MOON A COP
WHILE WEARING A VIKING HELMET.

329
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,886
>> BUT I DON'T EVEN OWN
A VIKING HELMET.

330
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,955
>> YEAH, YEAH.
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE.

331
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:37,925
[siren rings]

332
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,929
>> OTIS, WHAT DO WE DO?

333
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,663
WE CAN'T LET THE FARMER
ROT IN JAIL.

334
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,565
>> HE'S NOT GOING TO ROT
IN JAIL.

335
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:48,435
WE JUST HAVE TO RAISE $10,000
TO BAIL HIM OUT.

336
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,270
>> WHAT?
TEN GRAND!

337
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:51,571
>> 10,000 U.S. DOLLARS?

338
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,140
>> GUYS, GUYS.
I HAVE AN IDEA.

339
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,342
>> DOES IT INVOLVE MAGIC ELVES
OR FAIRY UNICORNS?

340
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,110
>> MAYBE.
>> FORGET IT, THEN.

341
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,279
>> YEAH!
>> WASTE OF MY TIME.

342
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,580
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HEAR ME OUT.

343
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,382
THEY JUST OPENED
A NEW FAIRY UNICORN THEME PARK

344
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,383
UP THE ROAD.

345
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,717
THEY'RE RAKING IN THE BUCKS.

346
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,619
>> GUYS, GUYS.
I THINK PIG'S ONTO SOMETHING.

347
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:09,389
TO THE ROAD!

348
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,358
>> "FAIRY UNICORN LAND:

349
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:14,027
THE HAPPIEST PLACE
IN THE VICINITY."

350
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,163
>> LOOK AT ALL THE CARS.
THE MUST BE MAKING A FORTUNE.

351
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,931
>> IF WE TURN THE BARNYARD
INTO A THEME PARK,

352
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,367
WE COULD RAISE THE FARMER'S
BAIL MONEY IN NO TIME.

353
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,903
>> YES.
I WANT TO BE A UNICORN WRANGLER!

354
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,372
>> PIG, THERE ALREADY
IS A UNICORN THEME PARK.

355
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,874
>> HEY, HOW ABOUT VIKING WORLD?

356
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,141
OTIS, YOU HAVE
THAT VIKING HELMET.

357
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,877
YOU COULD--

358
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:30,878
>> * I CAN'T HEAR YOU. *

359
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:31,979
>> HEY, I KNOW.

360
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,981
HOW ABOUT WE DO
A WILD WEST SHOW?

361
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,015
>> HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD.

362
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,216
>> YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

363
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,252
>> TO THE BARN AGAIN!

364
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,924
[horn honks]

365
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,928
>> WOW, THIS IS SO COOL.

366
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,097
>> WOW, I HOPE WE SEE
A REAL COWBOY.

367
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,699
>> MAN, THIS IS EXCITING.

368
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,902
>> WELCOME TO SHERIFF OTIS'
WILD WEST WORLD.

369
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,103
THAT'LL BE $15.

370
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,138
THE NAME'S SHERIFF OTIS.
THAT'LL BE $18.

371
00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,172
HERE, KID.
HAVE A TUMBLEWEED.

372
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,941
ONLY $26.

373
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,609
>> YIPPEE KI-YAY!

374
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,377
STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS.

375
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,980
>> OH, ADVICE.
$58.

376
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,649
>> THERE'S GOLD
IN THEM THERE HILLS.

377
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:10,918
>> HILLS, NOTHING.

378
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,785
THERE'S GOLD
IN THESE HERE PANTS.

379
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,323
>> GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGGIES.

380
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,657
>> WE'RE NOT DOGGIES.

381
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,492
>> WE'RE PUREBRED
LONGHORNED RAISING STEER.

382
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:20,493
>> WHATEVER.

383
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,794
>> I'LL WHATEVER YOU.

384
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,630
>> DUKE'S EVEN MORE ANNOYING
IN THIS CENTURY.

385
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,770
>> BEHOLD.
I AM THE UNICORN WIZARD.

386
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,205
>> PIG, NO.

387
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,274
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
A WILD WEST SHOW.

388
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,742
>> BE GONE, SWAMP ELF.

389
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,477
>> ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL?

390
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,812
>> IT'S LIKE A MAGICAL WINDOW
INTO OUR NATION'S PAST.

391
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,181
>> COULDN'T HAVE PUT IT BETTER
MYSELF.

392
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,383
THAT'LL BE $34.

393
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,851
>> WOW, OTIS.
THIS IS GOING PRETTY GOOD.

394
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,386
>> I KNOW.

395
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,155
WE'LL HAVE THE FARMER'S
BAIL MONEY IN NO TIME.

396
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,023
OH, HEY, DID YOU HIRE SOMEONE
TO PLAY THE BAD GUY?

397
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,558
EVERY WILD WEST SHOW
NEEDS A BAD GUY.

398
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,960
>> ALREADY DONE.

399
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,527
I FOUND A SNAKE
WHO'S BIG IN LOCAL THEATER.

400
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,430
>> GREAT.
NOW HELP ME COUNT THIS MONEY.

401
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,799
>> WELL, LOOKY HERE.

402
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:05,272
A WILD WEST THEME PARK
JUST A-SWIMMING IN MOOLA.

403
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,008
AND I AIMS ME
TO PLUNDER IT TOO.

404
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:11,411
OR MY NAME AIN'T
WHIPCRACK MCGEE!

405
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,681
>> JERK.

406
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,717
[saloon piano music]

407
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,586
* *

408
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,288
>> I WANT TO TELL EVERYONE.

409
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,530
>> WHOO-HOO.

410
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,432
>> ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. SETTLE DOWN.

411
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,301
WE'VE GOT SOME GREAT
ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOU TONIGHT

412
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,303
HERE AT THE OKAY SALOON.

413
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,105
FOR AN ADDITIONAL
$37 COVER CHARGE PER PERSON.

414
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,906
PLEASE HAVE YOUR MONEY READY.

415
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,608
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
YOU COULD DO BETTER.

416
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,276
OKAY. THANK YOU NOW.
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.

417
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,544
AND YOU, SIR,
THANK YOU.

418
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,713
AND NOW, THE MOMENT
YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

419
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,581
JUST BACK
FROM HER TRIUMPHANT TOUR

420
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,717
ENTERTAINING THE CROWNED HEADS
OF EUROPE,

421
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,021
THE ONE, THE ONLY,
LILLY VON DUKE!

422
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:59,026
[cheers and applause]

423
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,794
>> [together]
YUCK!

424
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:06,499
>> MAESTRO.

425
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,169
* THEY CALL ME
THE ROSE OF PARIS *

426
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:12,072
* 'CAUSE I'M DAINTY
AND EAT LOTS OF BRIE *

427
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,840
* ALL THE MEN WANT TO DATE ME *

428
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,475
* THE WOMEN, THEY HATE ME *

429
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:19,212
* I JUST BELT THEM
AND SAY, "C'EST LA VIE" *

430
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,415
GRACEFUL DANCE BREAK.

431
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,956
[audience booing]

432
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:33,893
HEY, OTIS.
HOW AM I DOING?

433
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,629
>> IT'S GOING VERY BADLY.

434
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,098
>> SECOND VERSE.

435
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:42,669
* THERE ONCE WAS A DOG
FROM NANTUCKET *

436
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,937
HEY!
I'M SINGING UP HERE.

437
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,407
A LITTLE RESPECT FOR THE ARTIST,
PLEASE.

438
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,708
>> FREDDY, PECK, DO SOMETHING.

439
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,743
WE NEED A DISTRACTION.

440
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:54,647
>> THERE'S GOLD IN, UM,
THAT THERE LIGHT FIXTURE.

441
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:59,152
>> THERE'S GOLD IN THIS HERE
TILE GROUT.

442
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,153
[coughs]

443
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,288
>> WE'VE SEEN IT ALREADY.

444
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,622
>> LET'S GO.

445
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,125
>> I WANT TO GO
TO THE FAIRY UNICORN PARK.

446
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,993
>> [gasps]

447
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:07,994
[glass breaks]

448
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,796
>> YES, THIS IS ALL WELL
AND GOOD,

449
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,999
BUT WHERE'S THE AUTHENTIC
WILD WEST BAD GUY?

450
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,867
>> YEAH, I WANT TO SEE
A BAD GUY.

451
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,403
>> I WANT TO SEE BAD GUYS.

452
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,904
[chanting]
BAD GUY! BAD GUY!

453
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,239
>> PIP, WHERE'S
YOUR SNAKE FRIEND?

454
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,473
THE CROWD'S TURNING UGLY.

455
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,008
>> I DON'T KNOW.
HE SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW.

456
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,510
[whip cracks]

457
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,378
>> THE VILLAIN'S HERE.
EVERYONE OUTSIDE.

458
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,514
THAT'LL BE $45.

459
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,952
[horse whinnies, chuffs]

460
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,654
>> REACH FOR THE SKY!

461
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,924
ONE WRONG MOVE, AND I'LL SIGN
MY NAME ON YOUR HIDES.

462
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,127
[cheers and applause]

463
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,994
>> WOW, HE'S GOOD.
WHAT A GREAT COSTUME.

464
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,263
>> UH, OTIS.
THAT'S NOT THE--

465
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,265
>> WHERE'S THE SHERIFF
OF THIS HERE TOWN?

466
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,566
>> I THINK HE WANTS ME
TO IMPROV.

467
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,767
[clears throat]

468
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,536
YOU BEST RUN OFF, VARMINT,

469
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,704
LESSEN YOU WANT TO TUSSLE
WITH SHERIFF OTIS.

470
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,039
>> COME AGAIN?

471
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,441
>> LOVE THE VOICE,
BUT SIT UP STRAIGHT.

472
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,875
YOUR POSTURE'S TERRIBLE.

473
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,510
YOU HEARD ME, HOMBRE.

474
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,180
I'M THE LAW IN THIS TOWN,
SO YOU BEST VAMOOSE QUICK LIKE.

475
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,214
SAVVY?

476
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,749
>> I'M WARNING YOU.

477
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,584
>> REALLY?
YOU'RE WARNING ME?

478
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,154
I'M SO FRIGHTENED.
YOU'RE DANGEROUS.

479
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,055
SELTZER IN YOUR FACE!

480
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:12,525
>> OW!
[sputters]

481
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,026
WHY, YOU LITTLE--

482
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,228
>> WHOOPS.
GOT YOUR NOSE.

483
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,863
I GOT YOUR WILD WEST NOSE
RIGHT HERE.

484
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,498
>> HEY, GIVE ME THAT BACK!

485
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:19,799
>> THIS IS AN UGLY NOSE.

486
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,368
>> AH, WAIT TILL I GET
MY HANDS--YOU CHEAT!

487
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,236
OH, WILL YOU--

488
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,205
OW!

489
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,678
>> I'LL TAKE THIS.
>> MY WHIP!

490
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,045
>> [whispers]
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

491
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,815
I'M COMPLETELY BELITTLING YOU.

492
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,083
AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS

493
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,552
THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN.

494
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,388
>> THIS AIN'T OVER.

495
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,257
I'LL BE BACK AT HIGH NOON
TO HAVE MY REVENGE.

496
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,492
OR MY NAME AIN'T--

497
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,026
>> YEAH, YEAH.
WHIPSTICK MCWHIPSTICK.

498
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,561
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
SEE YOU IN A FEW BELLS.

499
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,562
HAPPY TRAILS.

500
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,563
YAH!

501
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,500
[horse neighs]

502
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,935
[tourists cheer]

503
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:56,969
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.

504
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,338
YES, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THANK YOU.

505
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,006
>> OTIS, THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU NEED TO KNOW.

506
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,474
>> PIP, YOUR FRIEND WAS AWESOME.

507
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,675
YOU'D NEVER KNOW HE WAS A SNAKE.

508
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,043
HOW DID HE HAVE ARMS?

509
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,945
>> THAT WASN'T MY FRIEND.
THAT WAS A REAL VILLAIN.

510
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:06,979
>> WHAT?
COME ON.

511
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,348
LIKE I'M REALLY GOING TO
BELIEVE--

512
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,016
>> YIPPEE KI-YAY,
EVERYONE.

513
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,218
>> WHAT THEY HEY?

514
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:13,286
>> BLACK BART IN THE HOUSE.

515
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,322
Y'ALL GIVE ME YOUR MONEY,
OR I'M GOING TO GO DESPERADO

516
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,789
ON ALL OF YOU.

517
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,891
OH, MY GOSH.
IT'S DUSTY IN HERE.

518
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,693
>> AH, OTIS.
WHAT'S GOING ON?

519
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,094
>> I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S GOING ON.

520
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,930
WHIPCRACK MCGEE'S COMING BACK
HERE AT HIGH NOON

521
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,365
TO REARRANGE MY BODY PARTS

522
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,234
IN AN AMUSING
YET PAINFUL FASHION!

523
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,902
>> THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB
FOR THE UNICORN WIZARD!

524
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:33,540
SIM SALABIM TANGLEOO!

525
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:34,974
>> WE GOT TO GET EVERYBODY
OUT OF HERE

526
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,944
BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT,
AND BY SOMEONE, I MEAN ME!

527
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,746
WELL, SHOW'S OVER, FOLKS.
THANKS FOR COMING.

528
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,448
NOW LOSE OUR ADDRESS
AND DON'T COME BACK EVER.

529
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,549
BYE-BYE!

530
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,284
>> WHAT?
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

531
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,253
>> YEAH, WE WOULDN'T MISS THIS
FOR THE WORLD.

532
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,921
[chanting]
SHOWDOWN! SHOWDOWN!

533
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,858
>> MILK ME. MILK ME.
MILK ME.

534
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,962
OKAY, IS EVERYBODY CLEAR
ON THE PLAN?

535
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,730
WHEN WHIP CRACK GETS HERE,
ABBY WILL LASSO HIM,

536
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,799
THEN PIP AND FREDDY AND PECK
WILL PELT HIM WITH EGGS.

537
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,601
THEN THE SHEEP USE HISTORY BOOKS
TO PROVE TO HIM

538
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,803
THAT ACTUAL OLD WEST VILLAINS
HAVE NO BUSINESS EXISTING.

539
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,405
THAT'LL WORK, RIGHT?
RIGHT?

540
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,606
>> OTIS, OTIS.
IT'S COOL.

541
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:07,874
WE GOT YOUR BACK, MAN.

542
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,609
[clock chimes]

543
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,711
LATER!

544
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,518
>> [snoring]

545
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,726
>> SAY YOUR PRAYERS,
SHERIFF.

546
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,060
>> LOOK.
MR. MCGEE.

547
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,397
WE OBVIOUSLY GOT OFF
ON THE WRONG FOOT.

548
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,731
YOU SEEM LIKE
A DECENT ENOUGH GUY,

549
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,401
DESPITE YOUR ODOR
AND UNFORGIVABLE ORAL HYGIENE,

550
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,902
SO WHY DON'T WE JUST SIT DOWN
LIKE ADULTS

551
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,236
AND HAVE SOME TEA
AND--

552
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,271
GET HIM!

553
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,806
>> YEE-HAW!

554
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:40,840
[whip cracks]

555
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:41,808
>> OW.

556
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,943
>> FIRE!

557
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,583
>> EAT TRACTOR, BUDDY.

558
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,653
crash!

559
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,455
>> ANYONE ELSE?

560
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:56,723
>> NO.
>> WE'RE GOOD.

561
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,925
>> CARRY ON.
>> LET US KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.

562
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:02,529
>> NOW, THEN, SHERIFF.
WHERE WERE WE?

563
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,730
>> UM, MAKING UP?

564
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,665
>> [laughs maniacally]

565
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,135
[horse neighs]

566
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,903
>> HUH?

567
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:14,941
>> RAINBOW UNICORNS,
CHARGE!

568
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,809
DROP THE WHIP, MCGEE.

569
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:22,615
>> [laughing]

570
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,183
>> GO.

571
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:27,820
[unicorns snarling]

572
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:31,023
>> OW!
GET 'EM OFF!

573
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,360
OKAY, YOU WIN!
I GIVE UP!

574
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,965
[horse neighs]

575
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,901
[cheers and applause]

576
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,373
>> PIG, THAT WAS AWESOME!

577
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,374
HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU?

578
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,941
>> OH, DON'T THANK ME, OTIS.

579
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,578
THANK THE HORSE ACTORS
FROM THE FAIRY UNICORN PARK.

580
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,613
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET ROCCO.
>> HEY.

581
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,747
>> BIG LOUIE.
>> HOW YOU DOING?

582
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,015
>> RICO.
>> YO.

583
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,216
>> AND CRAZY EYE.
>> WHAT'S UP?

584
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:59,018
>> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING.

585
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,987
YOU FELLOWS JUST EARNED
YOURSELVES FREE PASSES

586
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:03,490
TO SHERIFF OTIS' WILD WEST
THEME PARK!

587
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,625
>> YEAH, ABOUT THAT.

588
00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:08,661
MY FRIENDS AND I DON'T
APPRECIATE YOUR MUSCLING IN

589
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:09,696
ON OUR BUSINESS.

590
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:10,697
KAPEESH?

591
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,264
>> DID I SAY THEME PARK?

592
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,401
THERE'S NO THEME PARK.
I HATE THEME PARKS.

593
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,268
HA HA HA HA.
DON'T HURT MY FACE.

594
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,937
>> THEY'RE UNICORNS.

595
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,706
>> I WANT TO PET
A FAIRY UNICORN.

596
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,273
I WANT TO RIDE A BARE UNICORN.

597
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,009
>> HEY, FOLKS,
HOP ON,

598
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,211
AND WE'LL TAKE YOU
TO A WONDROUS LAND

599
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:28,915
OF MAGIC AND RAINBOWS
AND FOOD.

600
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,216
>> OTIS,
GREAT NEWS.

601
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,051
BEATING WHIPCRACK MCGEE
PUT US OVER THE TOP

602
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,185
FOR THE FARMER'S BAIL MONEY.

603
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,421
>> YES!

604
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,855
>> OTIS, ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?

605
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,557
>> IT SURE IS.

606
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,526
AND WE OWE IT ALL
TO THAT PINK-SNOUTED

607
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:42,995
CHAMPION OF JUSTICE:
THE LONE PORKER!

608
00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,271
>> HI-HO, BIG LOUIE!

609
00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:54,240
AWAY!

610
00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:59,446
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