1 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:08,576 >> I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE. 2 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:09,677 I'LL BE BACK. 3 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:13,347 [engine rumbling] 4 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:14,515 >> CLEAR! 5 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:16,317 [rocking square dance music] 6 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:17,818 >> ALL RIGHT! 7 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:19,553 * * 8 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:20,854 >> RATABUNGA. 9 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:22,890 >> * FROM THE HAYSTACKS * 10 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,192 * UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 11 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:25,459 * WE'RE GOING DANCING... * 12 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,628 >> WHOO-HOO! 13 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,198 >> OW. OW. 14 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:31,732 OKAY. OW. OW! 15 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:35,803 >> * DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER NOW * 16 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:39,140 * THERE'S A PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 17 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:40,141 * DO-SI-DO * 18 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:41,442 * AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 19 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:43,311 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL * 20 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,045 [motorcycle revving] 21 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,214 >> HA-HA! 22 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:52,253 [romantic music] 23 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:59,593 * * 24 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:03,797 >> "I CAN NO LONGER HIDE MY LOVE FOR YOU. 25 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:06,400 "I DESIRE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART. 26 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:08,336 SIGNED, YOUR ADORING ADMIRER." 27 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,403 PRINT! 28 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:10,704 OH, MAN, IF THAT DOESN'T WIN 29 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,806 THE "WHY I LOVE FLAKY TARTS" CONTEST, 30 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:13,941 NOTHING WILL. 31 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:17,145 OH, FLAKY TARTS, I LOVE YOU. 32 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:18,379 >> PIG, GET OUT OF THE WAY! 33 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:19,847 BESSY JUST INSULTED ME, AND NEED TO GO ONTO 34 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,516 INCREDIBLYWITTYCOMEBACKS.MOO AND GET A CLEVER RETORT. 35 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,585 HERE WE ARE. NOW, LET'S SEE... 36 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:28,289 BESSY CALLED ME A WAREHOUSE OF STUPID. 37 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:29,690 "POSSIBLE COMEBACKS..." 38 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,325 OH, THESE ARE GOOD. 39 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:33,327 THESE ARE VERY GOOD. 40 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:35,629 I SHALL SKEW YOU WITH THE WORDS I HAVE TAKEN 41 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:37,531 OF THE INTERWEBS, LADY COW. 42 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,300 [laughs] PRINT. 43 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:42,636 THANKS, PIG. 44 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,205 >> NO PROBLEM. 45 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:46,840 HEY, WHERE'S MY FLAKY TARTS LOVE LETTER? 46 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:48,242 WELL, I'LL JUST PRINT ANOTHER. 47 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,779 >> [laughing] OH, YEAH. 48 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:56,950 [clears throat] 49 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,552 OH, YEAH, BESSY? 50 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,222 WELL... "SAME TO YOU." 51 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,323 YEAH, HUH? 52 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:03,924 YOU WANT SOME MORE OF THAT, HUH? 53 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:04,958 HERE WE GO. 54 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:06,394 "IN YOUR FACE." 55 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,528 [laughs] 56 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:08,729 AH, THAT HAD "FACE" IN IT. 57 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:09,930 I GOT ANOTHER ONE. 58 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:11,465 "AS IF." 59 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,734 HA! DINE ON THAT SANDWICH. 60 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:14,802 WHOO! KAPOW! 61 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:15,869 HA, HA! 62 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,971 MAN, REVENGE IS SWEET. 63 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:20,208 >> YOU SAY SOMETHING, MORON? 64 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,345 >> [whistling] 65 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:26,714 HEY, SURPRISE FUN LETTER. 66 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,417 "I CAN NO LONGER HIDE MY LOVE FOR YOU. 67 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,852 "I DESIRE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART. 68 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,854 SIGNED, YOUR ADORING ADMIRER." 69 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,356 >> HOT STUFF. >> HOW ABOUT THAT. 70 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,624 WHO DO YOU THINK SAID IT? 71 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,025 >> I DON'T KNOW. >> COME ON, GUYS. 72 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:39,327 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? >> IT IS? 73 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:40,694 WHO--WHO IS IT? IS IT HANNA? 74 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:41,862 OR THAT NEW SHE-GOAT? 75 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:43,231 >> OH, COME ON. 76 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:44,698 IT'S SOMEONE WE KNOW REALLY WELL. 77 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:47,000 >> BESSY? >> EVERETT? 78 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,402 >> GIVE US THE SPECIES. 79 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,571 >> IT'S SOMEONE WE SEE EVERY DAY. 80 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:51,705 >> MRS. BEATTY? >> MR. BEATTY? 81 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:52,673 >> WONDER LADY? 82 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,041 >> NO, IT'S ABBY! 83 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:55,676 >> ABBY? YOU MEAN-- YOU MEAN OUR ABBY? 84 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,411 YOU THINK? NO. 85 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:58,412 ALTHOUGH-- 86 00:02:58,479 --> 00:02:59,947 REALLY? ABBY? 87 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,249 >> I TOLD YOU. 88 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:02,716 YOU SHOULD TELL HER YOU LIKE HER BACK. 89 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:03,884 >> WHAT? NO WAY. TOO RISKY. 90 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,253 WHAT IF IT'S NOT FROM HER? 91 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:06,754 THAT WOULD BE THE WORST THING EVER. 92 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,156 >> WELL, MAYBE NOT THE WORST THING. 93 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,960 [yelling] MAD SCORPIONS! 94 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,095 GET 'EM OFF ME! 95 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:16,330 I'M NOT KIDDING. 96 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:18,599 THIS IS VERY, VERY UNCOMFORTABLE! 97 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:19,567 crash 98 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:22,736 >> UM, THAT WOULD BE WORSE. 99 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:23,804 crash 100 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:24,938 >> YEP. 101 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,507 >> NO, I NEED TO BE 100% SURE 102 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:28,609 THAT ABBY WROTE THAT LETTER BEFORE I TELL HER I LIKE HER. 103 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:30,311 >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK HER IF SHE WROTE IT? 104 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,045 >> ASK HER? THAT'S CRAZY TALK. 105 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,282 I'LL USE LIES, SUBTERFUGE, AND DECEIT. 106 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:37,851 [laughing maniacally] 107 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:38,952 >> I'M OKAY. 108 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,494 >> HEY. [startled gasps] 109 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,795 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 110 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,697 >> OTIS IS TRYING TO GET ABBY TO ADMIT 111 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,432 SHE WROTE HIM A LOVE LETTER. 112 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,033 >> A LOVE LETTER? HUH, NO KIDDING? 113 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,635 I JUST WROTE A LOVE LETTER THIS MORNING TO-- 114 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:55,836 >> PIG, PLEASE 115 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,305 I NEED TO BEGIN OPERATION GIRL TALK. 116 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:59,206 >> OPERATION GIRL TALK? >> YEAH. 117 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,174 I'M GONNA CALL ABBY PRETENDING TO BE HANNA, 118 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:02,443 ENGAGE HER IN SOME GIRL TALK, 119 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:03,977 AND GET HER TO SAY WHO SHE HAS A CRUSH ON. 120 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,379 >> LOVE IT. >> BRILLIANT. 121 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:08,015 >> IT CAN'T MISS. >> LUCKILY, I'M A GIFTED MIMIC. 122 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,216 >> HELLO. 123 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:10,684 >> [in girl's voice] OH, HELLO, ABBY. 124 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,586 THIS IS HANNA THE FEMALE GIRL HEN. 125 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:13,887 BAGOCK! 126 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,789 >> OH, HI, HANNA. WHAT'S UP? 127 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,057 >> I'M IN. 128 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:18,526 YES, WELL, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I'D CALL 129 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:19,860 TO CHAT AND STUFF AND, I DON'T KNOW, 130 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,462 TALK ABOUT BOYS WE LIKE. 131 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:22,863 >> OKAY. WHO DO YOU LIKE? 132 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:23,897 >> WHO DO YOU LIKE? 133 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,433 >> YOU GO FIRST. >> OH. 134 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:27,901 WELL, OKAY. 135 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:30,338 UM, I LIKE...UH, PECK. 136 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:31,605 HE'S KEEN. 137 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,707 >> UH-HUH. WHAT ELSE DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HIM? 138 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:34,842 >> [groans angrily] 139 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,076 WELL, HE'S HANDSOME, 140 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:37,711 AND HIS FEATHERS DON'T STINK. 141 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,347 >> HEY, PECK, OTIS LIKES YOU. 142 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:41,482 >> OTIS AND PECK SITTING IN A TREE... 143 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:43,183 >> WOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN? 144 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,586 SO ANYWAY, WHO DO YOU LIKE? 145 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:48,456 >> WELL, I AM KIND OF STUCK ON SOMEBODY. 146 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:50,190 >> UH-HUH, UH-UH. GO ON. 147 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,093 >> I DON'T THINK IT'S ANY SECRET 148 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,962 THAT I HAVE A BIG OLD CRUSH ON... 149 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,398 >> HEY, ABBY. >> HI, HANNA. 150 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:59,900 HANNA? 151 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,569 OH, IT'S ON. 152 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,837 YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO? 153 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,406 >> YES, YES. TELL ME. 154 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:08,376 >> I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON... 155 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:09,443 [air horn blares] 156 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,712 >> [screams] 157 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,415 >> [laughing] 158 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,016 OTIS, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD PRANK ME, 159 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,585 BUT I TOTALLY GOT YOU. 160 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:18,786 >> HUH? 161 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,187 >> I SAID, "I TOTALLY GOT YOU." 162 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,656 >> WHAT? >> I TOTALLY GOT YOU! 163 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,124 >> WHAT? 164 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:32,766 >> OTIS. >> AH! A MOUSE! 165 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,101 OH, IT'S YOU, PIP. 166 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,703 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDER THE TABLE? 167 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,271 >> WELL, ABBY AND BESSY ALWAYS HAVE LUNCH HERE EVERY DAY. 168 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:39,640 IF ABBY WROTE THAT LOVE LETTER TO ME, 169 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,141 SHE'S BOUND TO TELL HER BEST FRIEND. 170 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,110 >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK HER IF SHE WROTE THE LETTER? 171 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,445 >> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 172 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,414 BESIDES, GIRLS LOVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS STUFF. 173 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:47,981 THEY GOT SOME KIND OF GALL BLADDER ENZYME, 174 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,316 AND IT MAKES 'EM ALL BLABBIDY. 175 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,551 >> MAN, YOU REALLY KNOW WOMEN. 176 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,119 >> OH, HERE THEY COME. >> LATER. 177 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,889 >> [gasps] 178 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,425 >> [whispering] PSST. IT'S OTIS. 179 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:58,959 HE'S ON ONE OF HIS PRANKING KICKS. 180 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,161 FOLLOW MY LEAD. 181 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:02,663 OH, GEE, BESSY. 182 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,632 THIS TABLE IS A LITTLE OFF. 183 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,600 WOULD YOU HELP ME GET IT INTO PLACE? 184 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,537 >> SURE. NO PROBLEM. 185 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,472 >> MOVE IT THAT WAY. >> NO, THIS WAY! 186 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:12,673 >> NOW SHAKE IT ABOUT. 187 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,074 >> SHAKE IT UP. >> NOW GROOVE IT OVER. 188 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,476 >> NOW TILT IT. >> TILT IT BACK. 189 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:16,844 >> HARD. >> HARDER! 190 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,212 SO NOW WE CAN EAT. 191 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:22,182 BESSY, WOULD YOU PASS THE SALT FOR MY FRIES? 192 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:25,486 >> SURE. IN FACT, LET ME SALT THEM FOR YOU. 193 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:26,554 >> OKAY. 194 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:27,721 >> [groans] 195 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:30,090 >> OOPS. I SPILLED THE SUPER HOT SAUCE. 196 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,292 >> HERE, LET ME SQUEEZE SOME LEMON ON THAT. 197 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:33,461 >> OH, DARN. 198 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:34,895 THERE GOES THE EXTRA-THICK MOLASSES. 199 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,063 OH, SNAP. 200 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,699 I SPILLED THE SARDINE CHUM CHOWDER. 201 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:41,034 >> HERE, LET ME WARM YOUR FOOD WITH A FLAMETHROWER. 202 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,506 >> THESE HOT EMBERS MIGHT DO A BETTER JOB. 203 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,541 >> OW. 204 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:50,243 >> WHOOPSY, TOXIC WASTE. 205 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,679 >> SAY, I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN 206 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,214 IF I SHOVED THIS GIANT SWORD THROUGH THE TABLE. 207 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,148 >> [screaming] OH, NO. 208 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,283 MY BODY IS TENDER. 209 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:58,552 [laughter] 210 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,220 >> OH, OKAY. YEAH, I SEE. 211 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,155 YES, IT'S VERY HILARIOUS. 212 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:04,592 >> OH, IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR TRYING TO PRANK US. 213 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:05,993 >> PRANK YOU. [laughs] 214 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:08,829 HEY, AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I...UH, 215 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:13,534 HAPPEN TO HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE LOST CITY OF THE INCAS. 216 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,168 NOPE, NOT THERE. WELL, I'M OFF. 217 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,704 AN EXPLORER'S WORK IS NEVER DONE. 218 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,639 [laughter] 219 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,309 I GOT TO FIND OUT IF ABBY WROTE THAT LOVE LETTER. 220 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,111 >> FOR THE LAST TIME, JUST ASK HER. 221 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,079 >> PLEASE. THAT'S THE COWARD'S WAY OUT. 222 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:28,415 >> IT'S SO FUNNY THAT YOU GOT A LOVE LETTER TODAY, 223 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:29,817 SINCE JUST THIS MORNING, I-- 224 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,351 >> PIG, PLEASE. I'M TRYING TO THINK. 225 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:33,854 >> WHY DON'T YOU CHECK IF ABBY HAS A LOVE SHRINE TO YOU? 226 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,188 >> A WHAT? 227 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,525 >> YOU KNOW, A SECRET SHRINE TO HER BELOVED, 228 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,326 LIKE MY SHRINE TO CHEF JACQUE LABEOUF, 229 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:41,595 INVENTOR OF THE CHICKEN NUGGET. 230 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,666 >> HOW LONG'S THAT BEEN THERE? >> A COUPLE OF YEARS. 231 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:46,767 >> A LOVE SHRINE. 232 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,201 THAT'S JUST THE PROOF I NEED. 233 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,003 FREDDY, PECK, YOU GO DISTRACT ABBY. 234 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,772 PIP, MEET ME AT ABBY'S STALL IN FIVE MINUTES. 235 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:54,374 WE'VE GOT A SHRINE TO FIND. 236 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,977 >> OOH. I'M FULL. 237 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,913 [munching and crunching sounds] 238 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:09,056 [spy music] 239 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:13,193 * * 240 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:16,564 >> HEY, ABBY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 241 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,699 >> YEAH, WE HARDLY SEE YA ANYMORE. 242 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,333 >> I SEE YOU GUYS EVERY DAY. 243 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,569 >> REALLY? THAT'S FANTASTIC. 244 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:22,903 HEY, WHO WANTS TO GUESS MY WEIGHT? 245 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,437 >> OH, ABBY DOES. ABBY DOES! 246 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:25,573 >> I'LL PASS. 247 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:28,776 >> OH. HEY! 248 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:29,910 >> WAS THAT A BUCKET? 249 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,879 HEY, LET'S PLAY CHARADES. 250 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,847 >> SAY, YOU WOULDN'T BE TRYING TO STALL ME 251 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,316 WHILE OTIS SETS UP ANOTHER PRANK, WOULD YOU? 252 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,185 >> both: UH... >> WANT TO WRESTLE? 253 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,020 WRESTLE? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? 254 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:42,455 [joints pop and crack] 255 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,692 [yelling] 256 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,395 >> SHRINE. SHRINE. 257 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:49,597 GOT TO FIND A SHRINE. 258 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:50,864 >> DUDE. >> A SHRINE? 259 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:53,601 >> NO. HAIR DYE. ABBY'S NOT A REAL BLOND. 260 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:54,868 >> WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING? 261 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:57,605 IT'S GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 262 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,673 >> MAYBE IT'S IN HER SUPER SECRET DRAWER. 263 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,441 >> SHE DOESN'T HAVE A SUPER-- >> HEY, HERE IT IS. 264 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:02,643 >> WHAT? 265 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,612 OH, MY GOSH. A SUPER SECRET DRAWER! 266 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:07,380 >> [groaning] OKAY. OKAY. UNCLE. 267 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:08,515 >> WAIT A MINUTE. 268 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,751 YOU FELLAS DON'T LIKE WRESTLING. 269 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:13,153 YOU ARE TRYING TO STALL ME. 270 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,521 >> NO, WE WEREN'T. 271 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:16,223 >> YEAH, OTIS ISN'T GOING THROUGH YOUR STUFF, 272 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,625 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 273 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,693 >> HE'S WHAT? 274 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,295 >> YEAH, COME ON. OPEN. 275 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:23,764 WHY WON'T YOU OPEN? 276 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,899 >> [gasps] >> ABBY! 277 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,935 >> OTIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY STALL, 278 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,803 AND WHY IS PIP BLOND? 279 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,171 >> LATER. 280 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,305 >> STALL? IS THIS YOUR STALL? 281 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:33,641 WHAT'S A STALL? 282 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,142 I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY SUPER SECRET DRAWER. 283 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,543 I MEAN, I'M INSPECTING FOR TERMITES. 284 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,278 >> IT'S A LIE. 285 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,013 >> NO, NO, NO. SERIOUSLY. I-- 286 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,949 WHOA! 287 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,383 >> [grunts] 288 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:44,918 [shrieks] 289 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,019 OH, WHY WON'T YOU JUST ADMIT 290 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,387 THAT YOU WROTE ME THAT LOVE LETTER 291 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,289 SO I CAN ADMIT THAT MAYBE I MIGHT FEEL THE SAME WAY 292 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,324 AND WE CAN GET ON WITH OUR LIVES. 293 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:52,760 >> LOVE LETTER? 294 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,663 OTIS, I NEVER WROTE YOU A LOVE LETTER. 295 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,798 >> WHAT? YOU MEAN YOU NEVER-- 296 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:58,766 YOU DIDN'T-- 297 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,734 [car horn honks] 298 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,605 >> HUH? >> WHAT'S THAT? 299 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:06,707 >> I WON. 300 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,008 I WON! 301 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:10,978 >> both: DON'T BE STUPID, DON'T BE DUMB. 302 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,412 EAT FLAKY TARTS. THEY'RE YUM, YUM, YUM. 303 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,682 NOW HERE'S FLAKY. 304 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,917 >> I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE AUTHOR OF THIS 305 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:19,452 "WHY I LOVE FLAKY TARTS" LETTER. 306 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:20,353 >> ME, ME. THAT'S ME. 307 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,922 I WROTE THAT LETTER. 308 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:24,391 >> WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY, BECAUSE YOU'VE JUST WON 309 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,960 A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FLAKY TARTS! 310 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,228 TRUE STORY! 311 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:31,264 [sweeping instrumental music] 312 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:39,172 * * 313 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,779 >> "WHY I LOVE FLAKY TARTS" LETTER? 314 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,247 >> YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED HER. 315 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,316 >> YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE SUGGESTED THAT BEFORE. 316 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,918 >> UM, OTIS... >> [shrieks] 317 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,855 >> WHAT WAS IT YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT FEELING THE SAME WAY? 318 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:55,956 >> OH, THAT. 319 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,490 WELL, I CAN EASILY... 320 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,926 UH, I MEAN, UM... 321 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,360 SOCIAL DISCOMFORT! 322 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,231 >> [sighs] 323 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,642 >> [groaning] OH. 324 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,380 >> WOW, KID, I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO EAT A LIFETIME SUPPLY 325 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,482 OF FLAKY TARTS IN ONE AFTERNOON. 326 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:24,818 >> OH? 327 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,788 [laughing] 328 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,222 >> WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? 329 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,858 SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT. 330 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,026 YOU--YOU DO KNOW THIS IS A COSTUME, RIGHT? 331 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:36,063 >> PIG WANT EAT BIG FLAKY TART. 332 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,265 >> [yelling] WAAH, GET AWAY FROM ME! 333 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,367 THE GIANT PIG BOY IS TRYING TO EAT ME! 334 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,136 IS ANYONE GONNA HELP ME, OR AM I JUST TALKING TO MYSELF? 335 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,838 SERIOUSLY, THIS IS JUST RUDE. 336 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,273 AT LEAST FADE OUT THE SCENE. 337 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,912 [upbeat music] 338 00:11:51,979 --> 00:12:00,453 * * 339 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,290 >> BY THE POWER OF ODEN, I STRIKE NOW, 340 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,892 FOR AS GOD! 341 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,527 [thunder crackles] 342 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,296 >> CAN YOU JUST TAKE YOUR SHOT ALREADY? 343 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,298 >> I'M DOING IT. 344 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,703 >> YOU GOT IT. >> LOOKING GOOD. 345 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,472 >> COME ON. YEAH! 346 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:20,841 >> GREAT SHOT. >> NICE. 347 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:21,942 >> THAT'S ANOTHER ONE. 348 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,811 >> GUYS, WE ARE TOTALLY TAKING BACK 349 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,013 THE INTERBARNYARD BOWLING TROPHY TONIGHT. 350 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,347 I DON'T KNOW. 351 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,716 THOSE LLAMAS FROM THE GOMEZ FARM ARE PRETTY TOUGH. 352 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:32,185 >> all: [snarling] 353 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,821 >> THOSE LLAMAS ARE GOING DOWN. 354 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,122 NOTHING CAN STOP US FROM WINNING 355 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,490 THAT TROPHY TONIGHT, NOTHING, I SAY! 356 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,959 >> OTIS, OTIS! 357 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,128 ARE YOU AS EXCITED AS I AM ABOUT THE CONCERT TONIGHT? 358 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,830 >> ARE YOU KIDDING? I AM PUMPED. 359 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:45,298 I AM-- A CONCERT? 360 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,534 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA SEE BREANNA TEXACANA 361 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,136 PERFORMING LIVE. 362 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,639 >> I ALSO CANNOT BELIEVE THE THING YOUR MOUTH IS SAYING. 363 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,908 >> OTIS, DID YOU FORGET THAT YOU SPIT SWORE 364 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,276 TO TAKE ME TO THIS CONCERT? 365 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,978 >> "FORGET" IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD. 366 00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,646 >> WELL, I REMEMBER IT CLEARLY. 367 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,651 OH, OTIS, THANK YOU FOR THE FLYING PONY. 368 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:07,054 THE ONLY OTHER THING I COULD EVER WANT IN LIFE 369 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,223 IS TO GO SEE A BREANNA TEXACANA CONCERT. 370 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,459 >> NO PROBLEM, ABIGAIL, MY DEAREST. 371 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,561 I SHALL TAKE YOU TO THAT CONCERT. 372 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,429 >> [gasps] SPIT SWEAR? 373 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,131 >> DOUBLE SPIT SWEAR. 374 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,068 [clearing throats viciously] 375 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:28,675 >> [sighs] IT WAS BOTH GROSS AND MAGICAL. 376 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,077 >> OKAY, I DO REMEMBER THE SPIT SWEAR, 377 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,778 BUT THE PONY WAS NOT FLYING. 378 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,213 >> THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 379 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,115 BREAKING A SPIT SWEAR IS THE MOST TRAITOROUS THING 380 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,216 ONE FRIEND CAN DO TO ANOTHER. 381 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,484 >> BUT, ABBY... 382 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,486 >> IT WOULD MAKE OUR ENTIRE FRIENDSHIP A LIE. 383 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,388 I WOULD BE TOTALLY CRUSHED, AND THEN I WOULD HAVE 384 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,524 TO DO SOMETHING VERY, VERY BAD TO YOU. 385 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,794 >> ABBY, I WAS KIDDING WITH THE JOKES. 386 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:48,962 OF COURSE WE'RE GOING. 387 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,263 WE WERE ALWAYS GOING. 388 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,932 I LOVE, UH... 389 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,033 >> BREANNA TEXACANA? 390 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,367 >> YES. LOVE HER. 391 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,469 >> WHEW. YOU HAD ME GOING THERE, OTIS. 392 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,171 >> I KNOW. YOU TOTALLY BOUGHT IT. 393 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,439 >> I DID. I BOUGHT IT. 394 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,374 I REALLY THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T REMEMBER. 395 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,977 >> YEAH, GOOD TIMES. >> YOU'RE FUNNY. 396 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,312 >> YOU'RE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING. 397 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,980 >> WE'RE GOING. >> I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 398 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,181 THIS IS NOT GOOD. 399 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,083 >> OTIS, YOU CAN'T GO TO THAT CONCERT. 400 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,451 WITHOUT YOU, WE HAVE NO HOPE 401 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,953 OF TAKING BACK THAT TROPHY TONIGHT. 402 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,187 >> I KNOW, BUT WHAT CAN I DO? 403 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,555 I SPIT SWORE. 404 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,257 >> OTIS, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH? 405 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,358 >> LYING, OF COURSE. 406 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,927 YES, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! 407 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,461 IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE A WHOPPER, THOUGH, 408 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,030 SOMETHING SO BIG, SO IMPORTANT, 409 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,298 IT COMPLETELY CANCELS OUT THAT DUMB CONCERT. 410 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,833 >> LYING ONLY LEAD TO OTHER LIES. 411 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,235 >> OTHER LIES! THAT'S EVEN BETTER. 412 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,970 OKAY, GUYS. HERE'S OUR STORY. 413 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:30,938 [whispering] 414 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,608 >> OKAY, OTIS. I'M READY TO GO TO THE CONCERT. 415 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,743 WHAT? 416 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:37,945 >> OH. >> THAT LOOKS GREAT THERE. 417 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,147 [all speaking at once] 418 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,949 >> OH, HEY, ABBY. GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 419 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,183 >> UH, OTIS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 420 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,484 WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE CONCERT. 421 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,585 COME ON. 422 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,387 >> WHAT? THE CONCERT'S TONIGHT? 423 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,122 OH, ABBY, I CAN'T GO TONIGHT. 424 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,158 >> WHAT? WHY CAN'T YOU GO TONIGHT? 425 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,993 AND THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD, OTIS. 426 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,694 >> WHY, LOOK AROUND. CAN'T YOU SEE? 427 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,729 THE HERRING CACTUS, THE TP GARLAND, 428 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,865 THE TRADITIONAL LETTUCE LEAF HATS. 429 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:02,869 WHY, IT'S HAPPY ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME FESTIVAL! 430 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,337 >> WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT. 431 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,605 >> [gasping] >> WHAT? 432 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,075 >> YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF HAPPY ANIMAL... 433 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,377 >> HOLIDAY... >> UH, FESTIVAL.. 434 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,412 >> FUN TIME? >> YEAH, THAT. 435 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:15,482 >> IT'S ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT BARNYARD HOLIDAY THERE IS. 436 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,184 >> WE CELEBRATE IT EVERY YEAR. 437 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,551 >> BUT I'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO YEARS. 438 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,587 >> EVERY 2 1/4 YEARS. 439 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,789 IT'S A DAY OF JOY AND AMUSING TRADITIONS. 440 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,358 >> HEY, OTIS, YOU WALKED UNDER THE TOILET PAPER. 441 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,427 YOU HAVE TO KISS A PIG. 442 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:30,163 >> [laughs] THIS ONE'S PARTICULARLY GROSS. 443 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,198 smooch 444 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,465 >> [giggles] 445 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,167 >> THERE'S THE IRONIC GIFT EXCHANGE... 446 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,269 >> I SOLD MY BLOOD TO BUY YOU THESE BACK HAIR COMBS. 447 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:39,706 >> BUT I SOLD MY BACK HAIR TO BUY YOU THIS BARBELL. 448 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,408 >> OH, THE IRON-- 449 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,875 [groans] 450 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,777 >> THEN AT THE STROKE OF 9:30, 451 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,780 THE HAPPY FUN TIME ELF RIDES IN ON HIS MAGIC SNOWMOBILE 452 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,016 AND DISTRIBUTES GIFTS 453 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,618 TO ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE BARNYARD. 454 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,020 >> YAY, LOOK AT ME. 455 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,022 I'M THE HAPPY WHATEVER FUN TIME MOOSE. 456 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,024 >> [chuckles] GOOD JOB. 457 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,391 SO YOU SEE, ABBY, 458 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,393 I COULDN'T POSSIBLY GO OUT TONIGHT ON THIS, 459 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,695 THE MOST IMPORTANT ANIMAL HOLIDAY OF ALL. 460 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,497 I WISH I COULD. HAVE FUN AT THAT CONCERT THING. 461 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,033 HAPPY ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME FESTIVAL. 462 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,200 BYE. 463 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,701 SHE BOUGHT IT. IT'S BOWLING TIME. 464 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,171 >> YEAH! >> WOO-HOO! 465 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,540 >> OTIS? >> [gasps] 466 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,774 >> I'M NOT GOING TO THE CONCERT. 467 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,376 >> WHAT? 468 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:19,846 BUT I THOUGHT BRENDA BANANAFANA WAS REALLY IMPORTANT TO YOU. 469 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:20,947 >> SHE IS. 470 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,649 BUT YOU GUYS ARE MY FAMILY, 471 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,817 AND IF THE HAPPY ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME FESTIVAL 472 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,186 IS SO IMPORTANT, 473 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,788 THEN I'M GONNA CELEBRATE WITH YOU. 474 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,857 >> together: NO! 475 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,593 >> THEY MEAN, "NO PROBLEM. 476 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,462 WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST TIME EVER." 477 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,597 EXCUSE ME A MOMENT. 478 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,931 >> OTIS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 479 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,133 BOWLING STARTS IN TEN MINUTES. 480 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,734 >> I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 481 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,404 >> WELL, YOU BETTER THINK QUICK, OR WE'RE GONNA LOSE THAT TROPHY. 482 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,572 >> SO, FELLAS... >> [gasping] 483 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,573 >> WHAT DO WE DO FIRST? 484 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,775 >> FIRST? 485 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,544 WELL, FIRST YOU PUT ON YOUR FESTIVE LETTUCE HAT. 486 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,747 THEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO 180. 487 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,683 >> A PARTY GAME? I'M IN. 488 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:57,917 >> GREAT. START COUNTING. 489 00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,219 >> ITS SO NICE TO BE WITH YOUR FRIENDS 490 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,787 ON THE HOLIDAYS. 491 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,455 >> WE'VE GOT FOUR MINUTES. COME ON. 492 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,390 >> ONE, TWO, THREE... 493 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,663 >> ALL RIGHT. >> WHOA, HO! 494 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,099 >> LET ME TELL YOU, SONNY. 495 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,567 OTIS AND HIS FRIENDS BETTER SHOW UP, 496 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,270 OR THE GAME, SHE'S A FORFEIT. 497 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:20,173 >> SI, FORFEIT. >> EL FORFITO. 498 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,741 >> [breathing heavily] 499 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,410 SORRY WE'RE LATE. WELL, ENOUGH SMALL TALK. 500 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,112 FREDDY, YOU'RE UP. 501 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:27,114 >> YAA! 502 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,548 >> [grunts] 503 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,916 crash 504 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,584 >> BONZAI. 505 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,652 crash 506 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,786 >> [shrieks] 507 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:34,787 crash 508 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:35,888 >> BOWLING SHOT. 509 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,824 crash 510 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,226 >> WOO-HOO! >> YEAH. 511 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,128 >> BEAT THOSE SHOTS, LLAMIGOS. 512 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,529 AND RECORD YOUR SCORES FAITHFULLY. 513 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:43,596 BACK IN A MINUTE. GO, GO. 514 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,964 >> COME ON. >> GO, GO. 515 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,733 >> HOW YOU DO THAT? 516 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,535 >> 179... 517 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,238 180! 518 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,141 >> together: HAPPY ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME FESTIVAL. 519 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,776 >> UH, SHOULDN'T YOU GUYS BE HIDING OR SOMETHING? 520 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,445 >> HIDING? >> OH, THAT WOULD BE WEIRD. 521 00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,579 >> WHY? >> OH. 522 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,148 WELL, ANYWAY. WHAT DO WE DO NEXT? 523 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,415 >> NEXT? OH, UH, WELL... 524 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,817 IT'S TIME TO BOB FOR HOLIDAY PICKLES. 525 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,018 >> BOB FOR WHAT? 526 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,156 >> LESS TALKING. MORE BOBBING. 527 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,858 >> HEY, THIS DOES LOOK KIND OF FUN. 528 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,194 >> NOW REMEMBER, DON'T COME UP UNTIL YOU FIND A PICKLE. 529 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,928 >> OKAY, COME ON. >> MOVE IT. 530 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:18,265 >> OH, OH. IS THAT A PICKLE? 531 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,334 [up-tempo music] 532 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:29,776 * * 533 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:33,180 [all cheering] 534 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,847 >> ONE MORE FRAME LIKE THAT, AND WE WIN. 535 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,817 >> THAT'LL BE GREAT. RUN! 536 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,186 >> HOW'D THEY DO THAT? 537 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:44,491 [all gasping] 538 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,493 >> OTIS, THERE AIN'T A SINGLE PICKLE IN HERE. 539 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,060 >> PIG, DID YOU FORGET THE PICKLES? 540 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:50,197 >> SORRY. >> WAY TO RUIN THE HOLIDAY. 541 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,532 >> GUYS, WHY DOES FREDDY HAVE A BOWLING BALL? 542 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,201 >> WHAT? YEAH! 543 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,835 >> HOLIDAY PAIN. 544 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,337 >> YOU KNOW, I'M BEGINNING TO SUSPECT 545 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,339 THAT THINGS AREN'T WHAT THEY SEEM AROUND HERE. 546 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,241 >> OKAY, LET ME JUST SAY THIS... 547 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,709 HAPPY HOLIDAY FUN TIME ELF! 548 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,211 >> WHERE? WHERE? 549 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,547 >> [growling] 550 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,016 [all panting] 551 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,851 >> [groans] 552 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,221 >> [grunts] 553 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,087 >> [groans] 554 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,661 >> YOU MAKIN' FUN OF US? 'CAUSE WE WILL MESS YOU UP! 555 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,129 >> ALL RIGHT, CAN YOU MESS UP OUR FACES 556 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,964 AFTER WE WIN THE TROPHY, WHICH IS GONNA HAPPEN 557 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,299 RIGHT AFTER THIS NEXT AWESOME SHOT. 558 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,900 >> STOP! >> YEAH? 559 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,503 >> WHAT IS THIS MARVELOUS SOUND WHICH I AM HEARING? 560 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,406 >> IT IS LIKE THE TINKLING OF TINY MAGICAL BELLS. 561 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,242 >> SI, BELLS. >> COME. 562 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,577 WE WILL INVESTIGATE. 563 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,346 >> HEY, WAIT. WHERE YOU GOING? 564 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,781 FOLLOW THOSE LLAMAS! 565 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:45,952 >> HO, HO, HO. MERRY ANIMAL FUN TIME HOLIDAY. 566 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,520 >> WHAT THE-- >> DUDE. 567 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,522 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE HAPPY ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME THING 568 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,590 WAS MADE UP. 569 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:51,724 >> WELL IT IS. I MEAN, IT WAS. 570 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,093 >> HAPPY HOLIDAY. WHO WANTS PRESENTS? 571 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,296 >> OOH, OOH. I WISH TO RECEIVE PRESENTS. 572 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,864 >> AS DO I. >> SI, PRESENTS. 573 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,566 >> OTIS, AIN'T IT GREAT? 574 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,201 THE HAPPY FUN TIME ELF APPEARED JUST LIKE YOU SAID SHE WOULD. 575 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,436 COME ON! 576 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,904 >> THIS COULD BE A TRICK, GUYS. 577 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,374 THAT ELF'S VOICE SOUNDS VAGUELY FAMILIAR. 578 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,776 >> DOESN'T IT? >> I CAN'T QUITE PLACE IT. 579 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:10,977 >> STILL...PRESENTS. 580 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,078 >> I WANT ONE! 581 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,548 >> LOOK. I GOT A TINY LOUNGE JACKET. 582 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,917 >> I GOT SOCKS. YES! 583 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,652 >> YEAH. 584 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,923 >> LLAMA, YOU'VE BEEN ESPECIALLY GOOD THIS YEAR. 585 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:27,294 >> I SHALL TREASURE THIS HOLIDAY SNOW GLOBE FOREVER! 586 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,828 >> YEAH, THAT WARMS MY HEART. 587 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:32,432 NOW LET'S ALL SING ONE OF THEM HAPPY HOLIDAY SONGS. 588 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,933 >> OOH, I'VE GOT ONE. 589 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,436 * IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE * 590 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,539 * ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME FESTIVAL * 591 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:42,575 >> all: * ALL AROUND THE TOWN * 592 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,176 * LA, LA, LA, LA * 593 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,445 >> GUYS, COME ON. IF WE SNEAK OFF, 594 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:46,613 WE CAN STILL FINISH THE GAME. 595 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:47,980 >> OTIS, IT'S A HOLIDAY. 596 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:51,584 THE GAME, SHE IS, HOW YOU SAY, CANCELL-ED. 597 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:52,619 >> CANCELL-ED? 598 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:53,853 BUT I WAS ABOUT TO WIN! 599 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,555 >> DO NOT BE CROSS, MY FRIEND. 600 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:58,024 JOIN THE FUN TIME ELF IN A HOLIDAY SONG. 601 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,091 >> OH, PLEASE. 602 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:02,094 LOOK, THAT IS NOT A HOLIDAY ELF. 603 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,530 >> WHAT'S THAT? 604 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,466 WHO SAYS I'M NOT A HAPPY ANIMAL FUN TIME WHATEVER? 605 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,667 >> together: HE DOES! 606 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:08,968 >> [gasps] 607 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,103 OTIS, WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING? 608 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,072 I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THIS HOLIDAY... 609 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:16,242 UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME THE WHOLE TIME. 610 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,477 >> WHAT? I-- 611 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,078 WHY, I WOULD NEVER LIE, PER SAY. 612 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,713 PIP TOLD ME TO. 613 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,714 >> DUDE. 614 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,115 >> SEIZE THE UNBELIEVER. 615 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:24,417 >> OKAY, SEIZE HIM. 616 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,518 >> GET HIM! 617 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,686 >> WAIT, NO. STOP. WAIT. 618 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:27,787 I'M DELICATE. 619 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,858 >> NOW LOWER HIM INTO THIS HOLIDAY PUDDING, 620 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:35,362 WHICH I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE IN MY MAGIC SNOWMOBILE. 621 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,163 >> IT SHALL BE DONE, ELF. 622 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,365 >> NO, NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 623 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:39,866 GUYS, THIS IS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING. 624 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,568 COME ON. LET ME GO. 625 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,035 NO, NO. 626 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,103 MOO. [gargling] 627 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,772 I ADMIT IT. IT WAS ALL A LIE! 628 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:46,806 >> STOP! 629 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:49,275 OTIS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 630 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,643 >> I WANTED TO GO BOWLING, 631 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,879 BUT I SPIT SWORE TO TAKE YOU TO THE CONCERT, 632 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,381 SO I MADE UP A PHONY HOLIDAY. 633 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,415 IT WAS ALL A LIE. 634 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,916 HEY, A PICKLE! 635 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,652 >> THANK YOU, OTIS. THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO HEAR. 636 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,922 >> HAPPY ANIMAL FUN TIME, YOU MORON. 637 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:06,426 [laughter] 638 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:07,760 >> BESSY? >> IT WAS BESSY. 639 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,228 >> SHE'S NOT AN ELF AT ALL. >> MORE LIES! 640 00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:10,763 CAN I STILL KEEP THE JACKET. 641 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,766 >> OKAY, THIS WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND. 642 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,602 >> I UNDERSTAND, MY BROTHERS. 643 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:19,572 I UNDERSTAND THAT HAPPY ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME IS REAL 644 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,941 IF WE BELIEVE IT IN HER HEARTS. 645 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,210 >> AH, SI. >> IN OUR HEARTS. 646 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:25,512 >> YEAH, LET'S GO WITH THAT. 647 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,414 SO WHO WANTS PUDDING? 648 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:29,716 >> PUDDING. >> I WANT PUDDING. 649 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,084 >> I KNEW YOU WERE LYING THE WHOLE TIME, OTIS. 650 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,986 >> I'M SORRY I BROKE MY SPIT SWEAR, ABBY. 651 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,822 CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME. >> OF COURSE I CAN. 652 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,858 THAT'S WHAT HOLIDAYS ARE ALL ABOUT. 653 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:42,995 >> THIS IS THE BEST HAPPY ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME EVER. 654 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:45,998 >> all: [ humming the tune of Glory to the Newborn King ] 655 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,734 >> YEAH, I'M OUT OF HERE. 656 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,636 * * 657 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:55,575 [rocking square dance music] 658 00:22:55,642 --> 00:23:03,750 * * 659 00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:06,553 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com