>> I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE.
I'LL BE BACK.
[engine rumbling]
>> CLEAR!
[rocking square dance music]
>> ALL RIGHT!
* *
>> RATABUNGA.
>> * FROM THE HAYSTACKS *
* UP TO THE HILLTOPS *
* WE'RE GOING DANCING... *
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> OW. OW.
OKAY. OW. OW!
>> * DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER NOW *
* THERE'S A PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT *
* DO-SI-DO *
* AND DON'T YOU KNOW *
* IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL *
[motorcycle revving]
>> HA-HA!
[romantic music]
* *
>> "I CAN NO LONGER HIDE MY LOVE FOR YOU.
"I DESIRE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART.
SIGNED, YOUR ADORING ADMIRER."
PRINT!
OH, MAN, IF THAT DOESN'T WIN
THE "WHY I LOVE FLAKY TARTS" CONTEST,
NOTHING WILL.
OH, FLAKY TARTS, I LOVE YOU.
>> PIG, GET OUT OF THE WAY!
BESSY JUST INSULTED ME, AND NEED TO GO ONTO
INCREDIBLYWITTYCOMEBACKS.MOO AND GET A CLEVER RETORT.
HERE WE ARE. NOW, LET'S SEE...
BESSY CALLED ME A WAREHOUSE OF STUPID.
"POSSIBLE COMEBACKS..."
OH, THESE ARE GOOD.
THESE ARE VERY GOOD.
I SHALL SKEW YOU WITH THE WORDS I HAVE TAKEN
OF THE INTERWEBS, LADY COW.
[laughs] PRINT.
THANKS, PIG.
>> NO PROBLEM.
HEY, WHERE'S MY FLAKY TARTS LOVE LETTER?
WELL, I'LL JUST PRINT ANOTHER.
>> [laughing] OH, YEAH.
[clears throat]
OH, YEAH, BESSY?
WELL... "SAME TO YOU."
YEAH, HUH?
YOU WANT SOME MORE OF THAT, HUH?
HERE WE GO.
"IN YOUR FACE."
[laughs]
AH, THAT HAD "FACE" IN IT.
I GOT ANOTHER ONE.
"AS IF."
HA! DINE ON THAT SANDWICH.
WHOO! KAPOW!
HA, HA!
MAN, REVENGE IS SWEET.
>> YOU SAY SOMETHING, MORON?
>> [whistling]
HEY, SURPRISE FUN LETTER.
"I CAN NO LONGER HIDE MY LOVE FOR YOU.
"I DESIRE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART.
SIGNED, YOUR ADORING ADMIRER."
>> HOT STUFF. >> HOW ABOUT THAT.
WHO DO YOU THINK SAID IT?
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> COME ON, GUYS.
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? >> IT IS?
WHO--WHO IS IT? IS IT HANNA?
OR THAT NEW SHE-GOAT?
>> OH, COME ON.
IT'S SOMEONE WE KNOW REALLY WELL.
>> BESSY? >> EVERETT?
>> GIVE US THE SPECIES.
>> IT'S SOMEONE WE SEE EVERY DAY.
>> MRS. BEATTY? >> MR. BEATTY?
>> WONDER LADY?
>> NO, IT'S ABBY!
>> ABBY? YOU MEAN-- YOU MEAN OUR ABBY?
YOU THINK? NO.
ALTHOUGH--
REALLY? ABBY?
>> I TOLD YOU.
YOU SHOULD TELL HER YOU LIKE HER BACK.
>> WHAT? NO WAY. TOO RISKY.
WHAT IF IT'S NOT FROM HER?
THAT WOULD BE THE WORST THING EVER.
>> WELL, MAYBE NOT THE WORST THING.
[yelling] MAD SCORPIONS!
GET 'EM OFF ME!
I'M NOT KIDDING.
THIS IS VERY, VERY UNCOMFORTABLE!
crash
>> UM, THAT WOULD BE WORSE.
crash
>> YEP.
>> NO, I NEED TO BE 100% SURE
THAT ABBY WROTE THAT LETTER BEFORE I TELL HER I LIKE HER.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK HER IF SHE WROTE IT?
>> ASK HER? THAT'S CRAZY TALK.
I'LL USE LIES, SUBTERFUGE, AND DECEIT.
[laughing maniacally]
>> I'M OKAY.
>> HEY. [startled gasps]
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
>> OTIS IS TRYING TO GET ABBY TO ADMIT
SHE WROTE HIM A LOVE LETTER.
>> A LOVE LETTER? HUH, NO KIDDING?
I JUST WROTE A LOVE LETTER THIS MORNING TO--
>> PIG, PLEASE
I NEED TO BEGIN OPERATION GIRL TALK.
>> OPERATION GIRL TALK? >> YEAH.
I'M GONNA CALL ABBY PRETENDING TO BE HANNA,
ENGAGE HER IN SOME GIRL TALK,
AND GET HER TO SAY WHO SHE HAS A CRUSH ON.
>> LOVE IT. >> BRILLIANT.
>> IT CAN'T MISS. >> LUCKILY, I'M A GIFTED MIMIC.
>> HELLO.
>> [in girl's voice] OH, HELLO, ABBY.
THIS IS HANNA THE FEMALE GIRL HEN.
BAGOCK!
>> OH, HI, HANNA. WHAT'S UP?
>> I'M IN.
YES, WELL, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I'D CALL
TO CHAT AND STUFF AND, I DON'T KNOW,
TALK ABOUT BOYS WE LIKE.
>> OKAY. WHO DO YOU LIKE?
>> WHO DO YOU LIKE?
>> YOU GO FIRST. >> OH.
WELL, OKAY.
UM, I LIKE...UH, PECK.
HE'S KEEN.
>> UH-HUH. WHAT ELSE DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HIM?
>> [groans angrily]
WELL, HE'S HANDSOME,
AND HIS FEATHERS DON'T STINK.
>> HEY, PECK, OTIS LIKES YOU.
>> OTIS AND PECK SITTING IN A TREE...
>> WOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN?
SO ANYWAY, WHO DO YOU LIKE?
>> WELL, I AM KIND OF STUCK ON SOMEBODY.
>> UH-HUH, UH-UH. GO ON.
>> I DON'T THINK IT'S ANY SECRET
THAT I HAVE A BIG OLD CRUSH ON...
>> HEY, ABBY. >> HI, HANNA.
HANNA?
OH, IT'S ON.
YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO?
>> YES, YES. TELL ME.
>> I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON...
[air horn blares]
>> [screams]
>> [laughing]
OTIS, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD PRANK ME,
BUT I TOTALLY GOT YOU.
>> HUH?
>> I SAID, "I TOTALLY GOT YOU."
>> WHAT? >> I TOTALLY GOT YOU!
>> WHAT?
>> OTIS. >> AH! A MOUSE!
OH, IT'S YOU, PIP.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDER THE TABLE?
>> WELL, ABBY AND BESSY ALWAYS HAVE LUNCH HERE EVERY DAY.
IF ABBY WROTE THAT LOVE LETTER TO ME,
SHE'S BOUND TO TELL HER BEST FRIEND.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK HER IF SHE WROTE THE LETTER?
>> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
BESIDES, GIRLS LOVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS STUFF.
THEY GOT SOME KIND OF GALL BLADDER ENZYME,
AND IT MAKES 'EM ALL BLABBIDY.
>> MAN, YOU REALLY KNOW WOMEN.
>> OH, HERE THEY COME. >> LATER.
>> [gasps]
>> [whispering] PSST. IT'S OTIS.
HE'S ON ONE OF HIS PRANKING KICKS.
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
OH, GEE, BESSY.
THIS TABLE IS A LITTLE OFF.
WOULD YOU HELP ME GET IT INTO PLACE?
>> SURE. NO PROBLEM.
>> MOVE IT THAT WAY. >> NO, THIS WAY!
>> NOW SHAKE IT ABOUT.
>> SHAKE IT UP. >> NOW GROOVE IT OVER.
>> NOW TILT IT. >> TILT IT BACK.
>> HARD. >> HARDER!
SO NOW WE CAN EAT.
BESSY, WOULD YOU PASS THE SALT FOR MY FRIES?
>> SURE. IN FACT, LET ME SALT THEM FOR YOU.
>> OKAY.
>> [groans]
>> OOPS. I SPILLED THE SUPER HOT SAUCE.
>> HERE, LET ME SQUEEZE SOME LEMON ON THAT.
>> OH, DARN.
THERE GOES THE EXTRA-THICK MOLASSES.
OH, SNAP.
I SPILLED THE SARDINE CHUM CHOWDER.
>> HERE, LET ME WARM YOUR FOOD WITH A FLAMETHROWER.
>> THESE HOT EMBERS MIGHT DO A BETTER JOB.
>> OW.
>> WHOOPSY, TOXIC WASTE.
>> SAY, I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF I SHOVED THIS GIANT SWORD THROUGH THE TABLE.
>> [screaming] OH, NO.
MY BODY IS TENDER.
[laughter]
>> OH, OKAY. YEAH, I SEE.
YES, IT'S VERY HILARIOUS.
>> OH, IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR TRYING TO PRANK US.
>> PRANK YOU. [laughs]
HEY, AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I...UH,
HAPPEN TO HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE LOST CITY OF THE INCAS.
NOPE, NOT THERE. WELL, I'M OFF.
AN EXPLORER'S WORK IS NEVER DONE.
[laughter]
I GOT TO FIND OUT IF ABBY WROTE THAT LOVE LETTER.
>> FOR THE LAST TIME, JUST ASK HER.
>> PLEASE. THAT'S THE COWARD'S WAY OUT.
>> IT'S SO FUNNY THAT YOU GOT A LOVE LETTER TODAY,
SINCE JUST THIS MORNING, I--
>> PIG, PLEASE. I'M TRYING TO THINK.
>> WHY DON'T YOU CHECK IF ABBY HAS A LOVE SHRINE TO YOU?
>> A WHAT?
>> YOU KNOW, A SECRET SHRINE TO HER BELOVED,
LIKE MY SHRINE TO CHEF JACQUE LABEOUF,
INVENTOR OF THE CHICKEN NUGGET.
>> HOW LONG'S THAT BEEN THERE? >> A COUPLE OF YEARS.
>> A LOVE SHRINE.
THAT'S JUST THE PROOF I NEED.
FREDDY, PECK, YOU GO DISTRACT ABBY.
PIP, MEET ME AT ABBY'S STALL IN FIVE MINUTES.
WE'VE GOT A SHRINE TO FIND.
>> OOH. I'M FULL.
[munching and crunching sounds]
[spy music]
* *
>> HEY, ABBY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
>> YEAH, WE HARDLY SEE YA ANYMORE.
>> I SEE YOU GUYS EVERY DAY.
>> REALLY? THAT'S FANTASTIC.
HEY, WHO WANTS TO GUESS MY WEIGHT?
>> OH, ABBY DOES. ABBY DOES!
>> I'LL PASS.
>> OH. HEY!
>> WAS THAT A BUCKET?
HEY, LET'S PLAY CHARADES.
>> SAY, YOU WOULDN'T BE TRYING TO STALL ME
WHILE OTIS SETS UP ANOTHER PRANK, WOULD YOU?
>> both: UH... >> WANT TO WRESTLE?
WRESTLE? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
[joints pop and crack]
[yelling]
>> SHRINE. SHRINE.
GOT TO FIND A SHRINE.
>> DUDE. >> A SHRINE?
>> NO. HAIR DYE. ABBY'S NOT A REAL BLOND.
>> WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING?
IT'S GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
>> MAYBE IT'S IN HER SUPER SECRET DRAWER.
>> SHE DOESN'T HAVE A SUPER-- >> HEY, HERE IT IS.
>> WHAT?
OH, MY GOSH. A SUPER SECRET DRAWER!
>> [groaning] OKAY. OKAY. UNCLE.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU FELLAS DON'T LIKE WRESTLING.
YOU ARE TRYING TO STALL ME.
>> NO, WE WEREN'T.
>> YEAH, OTIS ISN'T GOING THROUGH YOUR STUFF,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
>> HE'S WHAT?
>> YEAH, COME ON. OPEN.
WHY WON'T YOU OPEN?
>> [gasps] >> ABBY!
>> OTIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY STALL,
AND WHY IS PIP BLOND?
>> LATER.
>> STALL? IS THIS YOUR STALL?
WHAT'S A STALL?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY SUPER SECRET DRAWER.
I MEAN, I'M INSPECTING FOR TERMITES.
>> IT'S A LIE.
>> NO, NO, NO. SERIOUSLY. I--
WHOA!
>> [grunts]
[shrieks]
OH, WHY WON'T YOU JUST ADMIT
THAT YOU WROTE ME THAT LOVE LETTER
SO I CAN ADMIT THAT MAYBE I MIGHT FEEL THE SAME WAY
AND WE CAN GET ON WITH OUR LIVES.
>> LOVE LETTER?
OTIS, I NEVER WROTE YOU A LOVE LETTER.
>> WHAT? YOU MEAN YOU NEVER--
YOU DIDN'T--
[car horn honks]
>> HUH? >> WHAT'S THAT?
>> I WON.
I WON!
>> both: DON'T BE STUPID, DON'T BE DUMB.
EAT FLAKY TARTS. THEY'RE YUM, YUM, YUM.
NOW HERE'S FLAKY.
>> I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE AUTHOR OF THIS
"WHY I LOVE FLAKY TARTS" LETTER.
>> ME, ME. THAT'S ME.
I WROTE THAT LETTER.
>> WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY, BECAUSE YOU'VE JUST WON
A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FLAKY TARTS!
TRUE STORY!
[sweeping instrumental music]
* *
>> "WHY I LOVE FLAKY TARTS" LETTER?
>> YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED HER.
>> YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE SUGGESTED THAT BEFORE.
>> UM, OTIS... >> [shrieks]
>> WHAT WAS IT YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT FEELING THE SAME WAY?
>> OH, THAT.
WELL, I CAN EASILY...
UH, I MEAN, UM...
SOCIAL DISCOMFORT!
>> [sighs]
>> [groaning] OH.
>> WOW, KID, I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO EAT A LIFETIME SUPPLY
OF FLAKY TARTS IN ONE AFTERNOON.
>> OH?
[laughing]
>> WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT.
YOU--YOU DO KNOW THIS IS A COSTUME, RIGHT?
>> PIG WANT EAT BIG FLAKY TART.
>> [yelling] WAAH, GET AWAY FROM ME!
THE GIANT PIG BOY IS TRYING TO EAT ME!
IS ANYONE GONNA HELP ME, OR AM I JUST TALKING TO MYSELF?
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS JUST RUDE.
AT LEAST FADE OUT THE SCENE.
[upbeat music]
* *
>> BY THE POWER OF ODEN, I STRIKE NOW,
FOR AS GOD!
[thunder crackles]
>> CAN YOU JUST TAKE YOUR SHOT ALREADY?
>> I'M DOING IT.
>> YOU GOT IT. >> LOOKING GOOD.
>> COME ON. YEAH!
>> GREAT SHOT. >> NICE.
>> THAT'S ANOTHER ONE.
>> GUYS, WE ARE TOTALLY TAKING BACK
THE INTERBARNYARD BOWLING TROPHY TONIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW.
THOSE LLAMAS FROM THE GOMEZ FARM ARE PRETTY TOUGH.
>> all: [snarling]
>> THOSE LLAMAS ARE GOING DOWN.
NOTHING CAN STOP US FROM WINNING
THAT TROPHY TONIGHT, NOTHING, I SAY!
>> OTIS, OTIS!
ARE YOU AS EXCITED AS I AM ABOUT THE CONCERT TONIGHT?
>> ARE YOU KIDDING? I AM PUMPED.
I AM-- A CONCERT?
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA SEE BREANNA TEXACANA
PERFORMING LIVE.
>> I ALSO CANNOT BELIEVE THE THING YOUR MOUTH IS SAYING.
>> OTIS, DID YOU FORGET THAT YOU SPIT SWORE
TO TAKE ME TO THIS CONCERT?
>> "FORGET" IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD.
>> WELL, I REMEMBER IT CLEARLY.
OH, OTIS, THANK YOU FOR THE FLYING PONY.
THE ONLY OTHER THING I COULD EVER WANT IN LIFE
IS TO GO SEE A BREANNA TEXACANA CONCERT.
>> NO PROBLEM, ABIGAIL, MY DEAREST.
I SHALL TAKE YOU TO THAT CONCERT.
>> [gasps] SPIT SWEAR?
>> DOUBLE SPIT SWEAR.
[clearing throats viciously]
>> [sighs] IT WAS BOTH GROSS AND MAGICAL.
>> OKAY, I DO REMEMBER THE SPIT SWEAR,
BUT THE PONY WAS NOT FLYING.
>> THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
BREAKING A SPIT SWEAR IS THE MOST TRAITOROUS THING
ONE FRIEND CAN DO TO ANOTHER.
>> BUT, ABBY...
>> IT WOULD MAKE OUR ENTIRE FRIENDSHIP A LIE.
I WOULD BE TOTALLY CRUSHED, AND THEN I WOULD HAVE
TO DO SOMETHING VERY, VERY BAD TO YOU.
>> ABBY, I WAS KIDDING WITH THE JOKES.
OF COURSE WE'RE GOING.
WE WERE ALWAYS GOING.
I LOVE, UH...
>> BREANNA TEXACANA?
>> YES. LOVE HER.
>> WHEW. YOU HAD ME GOING THERE, OTIS.
>> I KNOW. YOU TOTALLY BOUGHT IT.
>> I DID. I BOUGHT IT.
I REALLY THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T REMEMBER.
>> YEAH, GOOD TIMES. >> YOU'RE FUNNY.
>> YOU'RE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING.
>> WE'RE GOING. >> I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
>> OTIS, YOU CAN'T GO TO THAT CONCERT.
WITHOUT YOU, WE HAVE NO HOPE
OF TAKING BACK THAT TROPHY TONIGHT.
>> I KNOW, BUT WHAT CAN I DO?
I SPIT SWORE.
>> OTIS, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH?
>> LYING, OF COURSE.
YES, THAT ALWAYS WORKS!
IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE A WHOPPER, THOUGH,
SOMETHING SO BIG, SO IMPORTANT,
IT COMPLETELY CANCELS OUT THAT DUMB CONCERT.
>> LYING ONLY LEAD TO OTHER LIES.
>> OTHER LIES! THAT'S EVEN BETTER.
OKAY, GUYS. HERE'S OUR STORY.
[whispering]
>> OKAY, OTIS. I'M READY TO GO TO THE CONCERT.
WHAT?
>> OH. >> THAT LOOKS GREAT THERE.
[all speaking at once]
>> OH, HEY, ABBY. GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
>> UH, OTIS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE CONCERT.
COME ON.
>> WHAT? THE CONCERT'S TONIGHT?
OH, ABBY, I CAN'T GO TONIGHT.
>> WHAT? WHY CAN'T YOU GO TONIGHT?
AND THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD, OTIS.
>> WHY, LOOK AROUND. CAN'T YOU SEE?
THE HERRING CACTUS, THE TP GARLAND,
THE TRADITIONAL LETTUCE LEAF HATS.
WHY, IT'S HAPPY ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME FESTIVAL!
>> WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT.
>> [gasping] >> WHAT?
>> YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF HAPPY ANIMAL...
>> HOLIDAY... >> UH, FESTIVAL..
>> FUN TIME? >> YEAH, THAT.
>> IT'S ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT BARNYARD HOLIDAY THERE IS.
>> WE CELEBRATE IT EVERY YEAR.
>> BUT I'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO YEARS.
>> EVERY 2 1/4 YEARS.
IT'S A DAY OF JOY AND AMUSING TRADITIONS.
>> HEY, OTIS, YOU WALKED UNDER THE TOILET PAPER.
YOU HAVE TO KISS A PIG.
>> [laughs] THIS ONE'S PARTICULARLY GROSS.
smooch
>> [giggles]
>> THERE'S THE IRONIC GIFT EXCHANGE...
>> I SOLD MY BLOOD TO BUY YOU THESE BACK HAIR COMBS.
>> BUT I SOLD MY BACK HAIR TO BUY YOU THIS BARBELL.
>> OH, THE IRON--
[groans]
>> THEN AT THE STROKE OF 9:30,
THE HAPPY FUN TIME ELF RIDES IN ON HIS MAGIC SNOWMOBILE
AND DISTRIBUTES GIFTS
TO ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE BARNYARD.
>> YAY, LOOK AT ME.
I'M THE HAPPY WHATEVER FUN TIME MOOSE.
>> [chuckles] GOOD JOB.
SO YOU SEE, ABBY,
I COULDN'T POSSIBLY GO OUT TONIGHT ON THIS,
THE MOST IMPORTANT ANIMAL HOLIDAY OF ALL.
I WISH I COULD. HAVE FUN AT THAT CONCERT THING.
HAPPY ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME FESTIVAL.
BYE.
SHE BOUGHT IT. IT'S BOWLING TIME.
>> YEAH! >> WOO-HOO!
>> OTIS? >> [gasps]
>> I'M NOT GOING TO THE CONCERT.
>> WHAT?
BUT I THOUGHT BRENDA BANANAFANA WAS REALLY IMPORTANT TO YOU.
>> SHE IS.
BUT YOU GUYS ARE MY FAMILY,
AND IF THE HAPPY ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME FESTIVAL
IS SO IMPORTANT,
THEN I'M GONNA CELEBRATE WITH YOU.
>> together: NO!
>> THEY MEAN, "NO PROBLEM.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST TIME EVER."
EXCUSE ME A MOMENT.
>> OTIS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
BOWLING STARTS IN TEN MINUTES.
>> I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
>> WELL, YOU BETTER THINK QUICK, OR WE'RE GONNA LOSE THAT TROPHY.
>> SO, FELLAS... >> [gasping]
>> WHAT DO WE DO FIRST?
>> FIRST?
WELL, FIRST YOU PUT ON YOUR FESTIVE LETTUCE HAT.
THEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO 180.
>> A PARTY GAME? I'M IN.
>> GREAT. START COUNTING.
>> ITS SO NICE TO BE WITH YOUR FRIENDS
ON THE HOLIDAYS.
>> WE'VE GOT FOUR MINUTES. COME ON.
>> ONE, TWO, THREE...
>> ALL RIGHT. >> WHOA, HO!
>> LET ME TELL YOU, SONNY.
OTIS AND HIS FRIENDS BETTER SHOW UP,
OR THE GAME, SHE'S A FORFEIT.
>> SI, FORFEIT. >> EL FORFITO.
>> [breathing heavily]
SORRY WE'RE LATE. WELL, ENOUGH SMALL TALK.
FREDDY, YOU'RE UP.
>> YAA!
>> [grunts]
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>> BONZAI.
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>> [shrieks]
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>> BOWLING SHOT.
crash
>> WOO-HOO! >> YEAH.
>> BEAT THOSE SHOTS, LLAMIGOS.
AND RECORD YOUR SCORES FAITHFULLY.
BACK IN A MINUTE. GO, GO.
>> COME ON. >> GO, GO.
>> HOW YOU DO THAT?
>> 179...
180!
>> together: HAPPY ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME FESTIVAL.
>> UH, SHOULDN'T YOU GUYS BE HIDING OR SOMETHING?
>> HIDING? >> OH, THAT WOULD BE WEIRD.
>> WHY? >> OH.
WELL, ANYWAY. WHAT DO WE DO NEXT?
>> NEXT? OH, UH, WELL...
IT'S TIME TO BOB FOR HOLIDAY PICKLES.
>> BOB FOR WHAT?
>> LESS TALKING. MORE BOBBING.
>> HEY, THIS DOES LOOK KIND OF FUN.
>> NOW REMEMBER, DON'T COME UP UNTIL YOU FIND A PICKLE.
>> OKAY, COME ON. >> MOVE IT.
>> OH, OH. IS THAT A PICKLE?
[up-tempo music]
* *
[all cheering]
>> ONE MORE FRAME LIKE THAT, AND WE WIN.
>> THAT'LL BE GREAT. RUN!
>> HOW'D THEY DO THAT?
[all gasping]
>> OTIS, THERE AIN'T A SINGLE PICKLE IN HERE.
>> PIG, DID YOU FORGET THE PICKLES?
>> SORRY. >> WAY TO RUIN THE HOLIDAY.
>> GUYS, WHY DOES FREDDY HAVE A BOWLING BALL?
>> WHAT? YEAH!
>> HOLIDAY PAIN.
>> YOU KNOW, I'M BEGINNING TO SUSPECT
THAT THINGS AREN'T WHAT THEY SEEM AROUND HERE.
>> OKAY, LET ME JUST SAY THIS...
HAPPY HOLIDAY FUN TIME ELF!
>> WHERE? WHERE?
>> [growling]
[all panting]
>> [groans]
>> [grunts]
>> [groans]
>> YOU MAKIN' FUN OF US? 'CAUSE WE WILL MESS YOU UP!
>> ALL RIGHT, CAN YOU MESS UP OUR FACES
AFTER WE WIN THE TROPHY, WHICH IS GONNA HAPPEN
RIGHT AFTER THIS NEXT AWESOME SHOT.
>> STOP! >> YEAH?
>> WHAT IS THIS MARVELOUS SOUND WHICH I AM HEARING?
>> IT IS LIKE THE TINKLING OF TINY MAGICAL BELLS.
>> SI, BELLS. >> COME.
WE WILL INVESTIGATE.
>> HEY, WAIT. WHERE YOU GOING?
FOLLOW THOSE LLAMAS!
>> HO, HO, HO. MERRY ANIMAL FUN TIME HOLIDAY.
>> WHAT THE-- >> DUDE.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE HAPPY ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME THING
WAS MADE UP.
>> WELL IT IS. I MEAN, IT WAS.
>> HAPPY HOLIDAY. WHO WANTS PRESENTS?
>> OOH, OOH. I WISH TO RECEIVE PRESENTS.
>> AS DO I. >> SI, PRESENTS.
>> OTIS, AIN'T IT GREAT?
THE HAPPY FUN TIME ELF APPEARED JUST LIKE YOU SAID SHE WOULD.
COME ON!
>> THIS COULD BE A TRICK, GUYS.
THAT ELF'S VOICE SOUNDS VAGUELY FAMILIAR.
>> DOESN'T IT? >> I CAN'T QUITE PLACE IT.
>> STILL...PRESENTS.
>> I WANT ONE!
>> LOOK. I GOT A TINY LOUNGE JACKET.
>> I GOT SOCKS. YES!
>> YEAH.
>> LLAMA, YOU'VE BEEN ESPECIALLY GOOD THIS YEAR.
>> I SHALL TREASURE THIS HOLIDAY SNOW GLOBE FOREVER!
>> YEAH, THAT WARMS MY HEART.
NOW LET'S ALL SING ONE OF THEM HAPPY HOLIDAY SONGS.
>> OOH, I'VE GOT ONE.
* IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE *
* ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME FESTIVAL *
>> all: * ALL AROUND THE TOWN *
* LA, LA, LA, LA *
>> GUYS, COME ON. IF WE SNEAK OFF,
WE CAN STILL FINISH THE GAME.
>> OTIS, IT'S A HOLIDAY.
THE GAME, SHE IS, HOW YOU SAY, CANCELL-ED.
>> CANCELL-ED?
BUT I WAS ABOUT TO WIN!
>> DO NOT BE CROSS, MY FRIEND.
JOIN THE FUN TIME ELF IN A HOLIDAY SONG.
>> OH, PLEASE.
LOOK, THAT IS NOT A HOLIDAY ELF.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
WHO SAYS I'M NOT A HAPPY ANIMAL FUN TIME WHATEVER?
>> together: HE DOES!
>> [gasps]
OTIS, WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING?
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THIS HOLIDAY...
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME THE WHOLE TIME.
>> WHAT? I--
WHY, I WOULD NEVER LIE, PER SAY.
PIP TOLD ME TO.
>> DUDE.
>> SEIZE THE UNBELIEVER.
>> OKAY, SEIZE HIM.
>> GET HIM!
>> WAIT, NO. STOP. WAIT.
I'M DELICATE.
>> NOW LOWER HIM INTO THIS HOLIDAY PUDDING,
WHICH I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE IN MY MAGIC SNOWMOBILE.
>> IT SHALL BE DONE, ELF.
>> NO, NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GUYS, THIS IS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING.
COME ON. LET ME GO.
NO, NO.
MOO. [gargling]
I ADMIT IT. IT WAS ALL A LIE!
>> STOP!
OTIS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> I WANTED TO GO BOWLING,
BUT I SPIT SWORE TO TAKE YOU TO THE CONCERT,
SO I MADE UP A PHONY HOLIDAY.
IT WAS ALL A LIE.
HEY, A PICKLE!
>> THANK YOU, OTIS. THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO HEAR.
>> HAPPY ANIMAL FUN TIME, YOU MORON.
[laughter]
>> BESSY? >> IT WAS BESSY.
>> SHE'S NOT AN ELF AT ALL. >> MORE LIES!
CAN I STILL KEEP THE JACKET.
>> OKAY, THIS WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
>> I UNDERSTAND, MY BROTHERS.
I UNDERSTAND THAT HAPPY ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME IS REAL
IF WE BELIEVE IT IN HER HEARTS.
>> AH, SI. >> IN OUR HEARTS.
>> YEAH, LET'S GO WITH THAT.
SO WHO WANTS PUDDING?
>> PUDDING. >> I WANT PUDDING.
>> I KNEW YOU WERE LYING THE WHOLE TIME, OTIS.
>> I'M SORRY I BROKE MY SPIT SWEAR, ABBY.
CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME. >> OF COURSE I CAN.
THAT'S WHAT HOLIDAYS ARE ALL ABOUT.
>> THIS IS THE BEST HAPPY ANIMAL HOLIDAY FUN TIME EVER.
>> all: [ humming the tune of Glory to the Newborn King ]
>> YEAH, I'M OUT OF HERE.
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[rocking square dance music]
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