>> I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE.
I'LL BE BACK.
[engine rumbling]
>> CLEAR!
[rocking square dance music]
>> ALL RIGHT!
*
>> RATABUNGA.
>> * FROM THE HAYSTACKS
* UP TO THE HILLTOPS
* WE'RE GOING DANCING...
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> OW. OW.
OKAY. OW. OW!
>> * DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER NOW
* THERE'S A PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT *
* DO-SI-DO
* AND DON'T YOU KNOW
* IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL *
[motorcycle revving]
>> HA-HA!
>> OTIS, HERE HE COMES.
>> OKAY, FREDDY. YOU READY IN THERE?
>> READY FOR WHAT?
>> [sighs] WE'RE PRANKING THE MAILMAN.
WHEN HE OPENS THE MAILBOX,
YOU FLING THE PAINT BALLOONS AT HIM.
>> LIKE THIS? splat!
>> FREDDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I THOUGHT YOU GAVE THE CODE WORD.
>> WHAT? THERE'S NOT A CODE WORD.
>> LET'S MAKE THE CODE WORD "PAPAYA."
>> THE CODE WORD IS NOT "PAPAYA"!
>> [sighs] LOOK, LET'S GO OVER THIS AGAIN.
>> DID SOMEONE SAY, "PAPAYA"?
>> DUDE, NO ONE SAID, "PAPAYA."
>> WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING, "PAPAYA"?
>> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT "PAPAYA."
LET'S MAKE THE CODE WORD "RUTABAGA."
>> OR HOW ABOUT "AVOCADO"?
>> I STILL LIKE "PAPAYA." OOH, I SAID IT.
splat!
>> OTIS, THE FARMER'S COMING.
>> WHAT? ABORT PLAN.
REPEAT: ABORT PLAN.
splat!
>> THAT'S ALL OF 'EM.
>> OH, MR. MAILMAN.
IS THAT MY MAIL? CAN I HAVE IT?
TOMORROW'S MY BIRTHDAY, YOU KNOW.
I'LL BET EVERYONE IN THE COUNTY SENT ME A CARD.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
GAS BILL, ELECTRIC BILL,
MORTUARY SERVICES, JURY DUTY.
>> OH, THIS IS AWKWARD.
WELL, HAVE A GOOD ONE!
>> OH, WELL. NO USE MOPING ABOUT IT.
[sniffling]
>> THAT IS SO SAD.
>> I KNOW. I HATE JURY DUTY.
>> OH, I FORGOT.
TOMORROW'S THE FARMER'S BIRTHDAY.
WE HAVE TO GET HIM SOMETHING. >> YOU MEAN, LIKE, A LIFE?
>> NO, I'M SERIOUS.
WE GOT TO GET HIM A GREAT PRESENT.
>> HOW ABOUT A DAY AT A MUD SPA?
>> SOME NEW CLOTHES. >> ARUGULA.
>> OR A LIFE. >> I'VE GOT IT.
splat!
>> I FOUND ANOTHER ONE.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
toot!
[claps]
[snoring]
toot!
[snoring]
toot!
>> [whispering] HE'S DOWN. LET'S MOVE.
toot!
>> WHAT ARE WE DOING, AGAIN?
>> FREDDY, WE JUST TALKED ABOUT THIS.
>> OH. DID I APPEAR TO BE LISTENING?
>> YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
>> WHAT? SORRY. I WASN'T LISTENING.
>> EVERYBODY READY?
PIP, HIT THE LIGHTS. AND...
>> [together] SURPRISE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FARMER!
>> GAH! TALKING ANIMALS!
BEGONE, DEMONS.
clang!
>> NO, NO, FARMER-- FARMER!
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
>> OH, WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT.
[clanging]
>> NO, FARMER, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE IN A MAGICAL DREAM WORLD.
>> BUT IT ALL SEEMS SO REAL.
>> IF IT WAS REAL, COULD THIS HAPPEN?
>> WHEE!
>> [gasps]
A FLYING PIG?
I AM DREAMING.
>> HE'S BUYING IT.
>> AWESOME.
>> FARMER, GET READY FOR THE BEST BIRTHDAY EV--
thud!
all: * FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FARMER *
* WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> LET'S EAT SOME CAKE.
>> [wheezes]
[inhales]
[wheezes]
thud!
>> [exhales]
[cheering]
>> WHO WANTS PRESENTS?
>> PRESENTS? OH, BOY.
* I'M GETTING PRESENTS
>> NOW, WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE A HISTORY BUFF...
>> YEAH.
>> AND WE KNOW YOU LIKE PING-PONG.
>> YEAH?
>> SO HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO THROW DOWN WITH ABRAHAM LINCOLN?
>> OH, I-- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
[stammering gleefully]
>> I'M ON IT.
splash!
>> BRING IT ON, GREAT EMANCIPATOR.
>> WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT
THAT I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT!
>> POINT, LINCOLN.
>> OTIS, HOW'D YOU KNOW WHAT TO GET THE FARMER?
>> EASY; I JUST CHECKED OUT HIS MYFACE PAGE.
>> "CURRENT MOOD: FEISTY."
[chuckles]
>> [exclaims] >> YEAH.
YOU WANT TO MAKE IT FOUR SCORE AND EIGHT GAMES?
>> OKAY, THERE, PADDLES. TIME TO MOVE ON.
WE GOT A SCHEDULE TO KEEP.
ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR NEXT PRESENT?
>> [gasps] THERE'S MORE?
>> JOIN WITH ME, FARMER,
AND WE CAN RULE THE GALAXY.
>> NEVER!
HYAH!
WHEE!
CHUGGAH, CHUGGAH, CHUGGAH, CHUGGAH.
WHOO! WHOO!
[all cheering]
>> PRUNES!
NOW IT'S A PARTY.
>> * CROP-ROTATING MAN
* HE TILLS THE FIELDS LIKE NO ONE CAN *
>> GIDDYUP. GIDDYUP.
WHEE! YEE-HAW!
[rooster crows]
>> OH, I'M DONE WITH THIS.
>> WELL, FARMER, MR. SUN'S CREEPING UP OVER THE HORIZON,
SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CALL IT QUITS
ON THIS CRAZY TALKIN'-ANIMAL DREAM LAND.
>> NO WAY, JOSE.
THIS IS THE BEST DREAM I'VE EVER HAD.
I'M NEVER WAKING UP.
>> COME ON, BACK TO BEDDY-BYE.
[whispers] READY ON THE SHOVEL.
>> [whistling]
>> YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST.
WHEE!
>> GRAB HIM! COME ON!
HE'S IN HIS UNDERWEAR, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
GET BACK HERE!
>> HUMANS.
FARMER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M GONNA GO GIVE THOSE APPLE-STEALING BIKERS
A PIECE OF MY MIND,
'CAUSE IT'S MY DREAM AND THEY CAN'T HURT ME.
>> [groans] STOP HIM.
>> OTIS, YOU CAN'T GO AFTER HIM.
WE'LL BE EXPOSED.
>> AGH! CURSE THE CONSTANT NEED TO DISGUISE THE FACT
THAT WE'RE TALKING ANIMALS!
>> [together] YEAH, TO BIKES.
[glass crunching]
>> WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE DUMMY BIKERS.
DUMMY BIKERS SAY, "WHAT."
>> WHAT?
>> DUMMY BIKERS SAY, "WHAT."
>> WHAT?
>> [laughs] MADE YOU SAY IT.
>> OTIS, DO SOMETHING BEFORE THOSE BIKERS DESTROY HIM.
>> OR DO NOTHING. THEN WE COULD LIVE IN HIS HOUSE.
>> HMM, LIVE IN HIS HOUSE.
[phone rings]
HELLO, NO LONGER THE FARMER'S RESIDENCE.
OTIS SPEAKING.
WHAT? I DIDN'T ORDER ANY PAPAYA.
splat!
NO, WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM.
BUT HOW?
HMM...
PIG, GIVE ME THAT BIRTHDAY CAKE.
>> NO. >> GIVE IT.
>> THAT'S MY CAKE. GET YOUR OWN CAKE.
>> YOU HAVE EXTRA CAKE AT ALL TIMES.
>> WHY, YOU LITTLE...
>> OOH, SO YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY TOUGH, HUH?
WELL, THIS IS ALL A DREAM,
SO YOU CAN'T HURT ME, YOU DOOFUS BERRIES.
OH, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
I WENT THERE.
>> LET'S GET HIM!
>> GROWL! >> SNARLING!
>> RABID ANIMALS!
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU BETTER RUN.
>> OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH FUN THERE, CHIEF.
LET'S GET YOU... HUH?
>> DREAM MOTORCYCLE, AWAY!
>> [groans]
THE VET'S OFFICE?
>> WHAT'S HE GONNA DO THERE?
>> OH, NO; HE'S DOING SOMETHING HOT WITH HIS HAIR.
>> WHO REQUIRES PAINFUL ORAL SURGERY?
YOU DO. YES, YOU DO.
[drill buzzing]
>> HELLO, DOC.
>> FARMER, YOU'RE IN MY OFFICE...
IN YOUR UNDERWEAR.
>> I LOVES YA,
AND I WANT YOU TO BE MY DREAM QUEEN.
>> I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
>> HERE HE COMES!
>> LET'S GO TO RIO, BABY.
I'LL TAKE YOU THERE ON MY FLYING DREAM MOTORCYCLE.
>> OH. WAIT, WHAT?
>> FLYING MOTORCYCLES ARE THE ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL.
>> FREDDY, A MOTORCYCLE DOESN'T REALLY FLY.
>> OH. THEN HE'S GONNA DIE.
CAN WE HAVE HIS HOUSE?
>> NO! AFTER HIM!
>> AREN'T WE GOING A LITTLE FAST?
>> YOU THINK THAT'S SOMETHING, GET READY TO KISS THE SKY.
>> [screams]
>> WE'RE TOO LATE!
>> NO, WE'RE NOT. DISGUISE ME.
>> GO, GO, GO!
>> WHEE!
>> BUNGEE POLICE. HANG ON.
crash!
WE'RE OKAY, I SAY.
[screaming]
>> INCOMING!
>> [groaning wearily]
>> OH, DEAR.
I THINK WE SQUASHED THE POOR BUNGEE POLICEMAN.
>> THAT'S NO POLICEMAN. THAT'S MY FRIEND,
THE TALKING DREAM COW.
LOOK, I'LL SHOW YOU.
[groaning]
DARN IT, MY BOTTOM.
>> HUH? WHAT HAPPENED?
FARMER?
>> I GAVE HIM A MILD HORSE TRANQUILIZER.
TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM, OFFICER.
OH, WHY AM I ALWAYS ATTRACTED TO THE BAD BOYS?
>> [snoring]
[sighs]
OH, WOW.
THAT WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY DREAM EVER.
HUH?
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FARMER.
SIGNED, ATTRACTIVE VET LADY"!
YIPPEE-DEE-DOO!
[grunts]
>> MAYBE NEXT YEAR WE JUST GET HIM A TIE.
>> HOW ABOUT A GIFT CERTIFICATE SO HE CAN GET WHAT HE WANTS?
[all scream]
>> AGH! OH, IT WAS JUST A DREAM.
WHAT A RELIEF.
>> AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T SAY, "PAPAYA."
splat!
>> OW! I DIDN'T SAY, "PAPAYA."
[screaming]
>> [screaming]
OH, OOH-HOO.
I HAD THAT FARMER'S BIRTHDAY, SCARY LINCOLN,
OTIS BEING PELTED BY PAINT BALLOONS DREAM AGAIN.
THANK GOODNESS EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL.
[screaming]
>> AGH!
OH, PECK, I HAD THE PIG IN SPACE DREAM AGAIN.
>> AW, POOR GUY.
HERE, HAVE A GLASS OF WARM MILK.
>> OH, THANKS.
[screams]
>> AGH!
AH, MAN, I HAD THE ABE LINCOLN, PIG IN SPACE,
GIANT PECK DREAM AGAIN.
>> YOU GOT TO STOP EATING PICKLES BEFORE BED.
>> COULD YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN?
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.
[claps]
[all screaming]
[triumphant fanfare]
*
>> * FUTURISTIC SCOOTER MAN
* WIND IN HIS HAIR
* HE'S ONLY DOING 20
* BUT HE DOESN'T CARE
* HE'S BURNING UP THE BARN AT A MODERATE SPEED *
* HE'S FUTURISTIC SCOOTER MAN
* MMM, SOMETHING--EED
GREETINGS, PEDESTRIANS.
>> OTIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> JUST TRYING OUT MY FUTURISTIC TRANSPORT DEVICE.
WALKING IS SO 20TH-CENTURY.
>> YOU SURE THAT HUNK O' JUNK'S SAFE?
>> SAFE?
HA, YOU PEOPLE FROM THE PAST AMUSE ME.
WHY, A CHILD COULD DO IT.
IT'S ONLY GOT TWO BUTTONS:
FORWARD AND THIS OTHER ONE I HAVEN'T TRIED YET.
beep!
AGH! SO CONFUSED!
I THINK I'M TRAVELING BACK IN TIME!
THIS ISN'T A NIGHTMARE! THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING!
>> OTIS, PUSH FORWARD. IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE.
>> I CAN'T. I'M PARALYZED BY FEAR.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO. >> PUSH IT, MAN.
>> JUST DO IT!
>> [groaning]
beep!
[screaming]
crash!
* I GOT A CONCUSSION
* I DON'T FEEL GOOD
* MY SKULL IS PUSHING ON MY EYES *
* I'M FUTURISTIC...
[groans]
>> WELL, OTIS, LOOKS LIKE
EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY IS BROKEN.
>> WELL, AT LEAST THERE'S NO DRAIN BAMAGE.
[chuckles nervously]
>> I'M JUST GLAD MY NURSING SCHOOL TRAINING
FINALLY PAID OFF.
LIVE! LIVE, I TELL YOU!
[sobbing] WHY? WHY?
>> PIG, YOU DIDN'T GO TO NURSING SCHOOL.
>> HEY, YOU DIDN'T COMPLAIN DURING THE SPONGE BATH.
IT'S GONNA BE ROUGH AROUND HERE WITH YOU LAID UP, OTIS.
>> YES, MANY OF US REQUIRE CONSTANT SUPERVISION.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD APPOINT A TEMPORARY LEADER
UNTIL YOU GET BETTER.
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
THIS PLACE COULD RUN OFF THE FUMES OF MY LEADERSHIP.
BESIDES, WHAT CAN HAPPEN IN A FEW SHORT DAYS?
>> [screaming]
>> SAVE US!
>> GRAB ON. GRAB ON.
OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE.
>> [groans] YOU GUYS ARE SUCH BULLIES.
YOU WERE RAISED WITHOUT LOVE.
[Freddy yelling]
>> [snickering]
>> [groaning]
>> OTIS, IT'S ARMAGEDDON OUT THERE.
WE NEED A LEADER, AND FAST.
>> COME ON, PIP. HOW BAD COULD IT POSSIBLY BE?
>> [screaming]
>> [groaning]
[both yelp]
>> WE'RE OUT OF CONDITIONER.
WE'RE OUT OF CONDITIONER!
>> SWEET CUD.
ABBY'S HAIR IS FRIZZY AND LIFELESS.
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
PIP, I HEREBY DEPUTIZE YOU ACTING BARNYARD LEADER.
>> ME? NO WAY.
I CAN'T LEAD.
I'M JUST A SNARKY SIDEKICK.
>> YOU CAN DO THIS, PIP. >> I CAN'T.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO. >> NO, DON'T MAKE ME!
>> I'M MAKING YOU. >> NO!
>> YOU HAVE TO DO IT. >> I DON'T WANT TO.
>> THEY NEED YOU. >> STOP IT.
>> DO IT! >> OKAY, I'LL DO IT!
>> THAT'S THE SPRIT.
SEE YOU AFTER MY COMA.
>> I WON'T LET YOU DOWN, OTIS!
>> OW, NOT IN A COMA YET. >> SORRY.
>> GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.
MY BONES ARE ALL HEALED,
AND I'M READY TO STOP YOUR DESCENT INTO COMPLETE ANARCHY.
WHA...
[birds chirping]
>> HEY, OTIS. WELCOME BACK.
>> MAN, BEING LEADER WAS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT.
OH, BY THE WAY, I MADE A FEW CHANGES.
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
>> OH, MIND?
I DIDN'T EVEN--SOLAR PANELS?
>> YEAH, WE MAKE OUR OWN POWER NOW.
WE GOT LIGHTS IN THE BARN AND A WIDESCREEN TV.
>> WIDESCREEN TV?
>> HEY, OTIS, CHECK OUT MY NEW THERMAL-HEATED MUD TUB.
>> WHAT'S UP?
>> MY COUSIN MANNY'S A CONTRACTOR.
>> GREAT NEWS, PIP.
THE BARNYARD'S RAINY-DAY FUND IS RUNNING A SURPLUS
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SEVEN YEARS.
>> YEAH, YOU'RE A WHIZ WITH FINANCE.
OH, HI, OTIS.
>> YOUR SYSTEM WAS A COMPLETE WASTE.
>> THANKS FOR ORDERING THAT NEW CONDITIONER, PIP.
>> NOW MY HAIR IS SPRINGTIME-FRESH.
>> YEAH, AND YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT QUILTING.
IT REALLY TAKES THE EDGE OFF OF MY SEETHING INNER RAGE.
YEP, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR STUDYING MY LEADERSHIP TECHNIQUES
REALLY PAID OFF.
>> OH, PLEASE. WHAT DID YOU EVER--
>> AHEM; IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,
I KNOW MY APPRENTICE HAS A LOT OF QUESTIONS FOR THE MASTER.
PIP, HOW'D YOU GET THINGS RUNNING SO SMOOTHLY AROUND HERE?
OH, YOU KNOW, I JUST MADE SOME FLOWCHARTS,
CUT WASTEFUL SPENDING,
INSTITUTED A MULTITIERED
REWARD-BASED MOTIVATIONAL SYSTEM.
>> WHAT ARE THOSE?
>> SO ANYWAY, WE'RE ACTUALLY GOOD HERE
IF YOU WANT TO TAKE A FEW MORE DAYS OFF.
>> A FEW MORE DAYS? LOOK, LOOK.
YOU'VE DONE A GREAT JOB FILLING IN,
AND YOU'VE INSTITUTED A LOT OF THINGS
THAT I CAN'T PRONOUNCE,
BUT I'M THE LEADER HERE.
MY PEOPLE DEPEND ON ME.
>> HEY, LEADER.
>> HEY, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOUR LEADER'S BACK.
>> NO, I WAS TALKING TO PIP. >> OH.
>> HEY, PIP, THANKS FOR LEASING THIS PEOPLE MOVER.
NOW I DON'T HAVE TO HERD THESE SHEEP AROUND ANYMORE.
>> HEY, ARE WE GOING TO THE UPPER MEADOW OR WHAT?
>> YOU WANT A TIP OR NOT?
>> OKAY, OKAY.
>> SO ANYWAY, OTIS...
HEY, WHERE'D HE GO?
[hacking]
THAT'S GETTING BETTER.
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO TOOK THE LAST APPLE.
NOW, LET GO OF THOSE NEGATIVE FEELINGS AND HUG IT OUT.
>> PIP'S RIGHT. I LOVE YOU, MAN.
>> LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN, BRO.
>> PIP, OTIS HAS LEFT THE BARNYARD!
FREDDY AND PECK FOUND A GOOD-BYE LETTER IN HIS STALL.
>> A GOOD-BYE LETTER? WHAT'D IT SAY?
>> ALLOW ME. [clears throat]
DONKEY OIL PINE NUT MOOSE CONFETTI YIPPY-DEE-DOO...
SPOON MUSTARD NICTITATING MEMBRANE HOT POCKET
>> OH, GIVE ME THAT.
"DEAR FRIENDS,
"IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ALL BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME.
"I'M OFF TO FIND SOME ANIMALS WHO REALLY NEED ME.
GOOD-BYE FOREVER. OTIS."
>> WOW. >> THIS IS TERRIBLE.
>> IT DIDN'T SAY THAT WHEN I READ IT.
>> THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
I MADE OTIS FEEL UNAPPRECIATED.
>> HOW COULD YOU, PIP?
WHICH ONE WAS OTIS, AGAIN?
>> [together] PIG...
>> I'M KIDDING. I'M KIDDING.
[chuckles] HE WAS THE TALL ONE, RIGHT?
HE COULDN'T HAVE GONE FAR.
I'M GONNA FIND HIM.
>> WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
P.S., WRIGGLE FLIP SPIDDLE FUNK--
>> [together] NO!
>> OTIS? OTIS!
WHERE ARE YOU?
>> RICO, YOUNGBLOOD, GET THOSE LOGS MOVING, STAT.
COME ON, WE'VE GOT DAMS TO BUILD.
>> OTIS?
>> SQUANTO, STOP SCOOPING MUD WITH YOUR MOUTH.
THAT'S WHAT TAILS ARE FOR.
>> SORRY, BOSS.
>> OTIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> OH, HEY, PIP.
I'M JUST PUTTING MY LEADERSHIP SKILLS TO USE.
>> WITH BEAVERS? >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEAVERS?
THEY'RE SIMPLE, UNASSUMING CREATURES
WHO NEED MY GUIDANCE.
thwack! OW!
>> SORRY, BOSS.
>> GUYS, WE'VE DISCUSSED THIS.
WHEN GNAWING THROUGH A TREE,
MAKE SURE NO ONE'S STANDING UNDER IT.
>> RIGHT. >> WE KEEP FORGETTING.
>> WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT YOUR GIANT COW BRAIN, OTIS?
>> OTIS, COME BACK TO THE BARNYARD.
WE NEED YOU MORE THAN BEAVERS DO.
>> OH, REALLY? NAME ONE WAY YOU NEED ME.
>> WELL, THERE'S--NO, WAIT. WE TOOK CARE OF THAT.
OH, I KNOW.
NO, ACTUALLY, WE DID THAT TOO.
WAIT, GIVE ME A MINUTE.
>> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
FACE IT, PIP, YOU'RE A BORN BARNYARD LEADER.
ME, I WAS BORN TO LEAD BEAVERS.
thwack! AGH!
>> [together] SORRY.
>> COME BACK, OTIS.
IT'S NOT THE SAME BARNYARD WITHOUT YOU.
>> HEY, LOUIE, I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO GAB.
LESS CHATTER, MORE CHEWING.
>> WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US.
>> A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
NO, THE LEFT! thwack!
>> [together] SORRY, BOSS.
>> SO THAT'S IT. OTIS HAS GONE BEAVER.
>> HE'S NEVER COMING BACK?
>> WHO'LL RUN MOVIE NIGHT?
>> WHO'LL GIVE US JELLY BEANS WHEN WE'RE GOOD?
>> WHO'LL RUB SPECIAL MEDICINE ON MY BELLY?
>> GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH, I SAY.
>> UH, EXCUSE ME.
WHO ARE YOU?
>> AND HOW COME YOUR LIPS DON'T MOVE?
>> IDENTIFY YOURSELF, STRANGE NON-LIP-MOVING DONKEY.
I'M JUST A TALKING BARN ANIMAL
WHO LOVES TO PRANK THE INNOCENT.
[chuckles]
>> YOU GOT A BARN PASS? >> WHAT?
>> I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED--
IT MUST BE IN MY OTHER--
OH, NUTS TO THIS!
all: MRS. BEADY!
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE ALL GOING DOWN.
I'VE RECORDED YOU ALL ON MY NEW ME PHONE!
[cackling]
>> SHE'S GETTING AWAY AT A MODERATE SPEED.
>> IF SHE SENDS THAT VIDEO OUT,
SHE'LL EXPOSE US ALL!
>> PIP, WE GOT TO STOP HER.
>> YEAH! PIP, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
>> UM, EVERYONE FORM A COMMITTEE.
>> WHAT?
>> LET'S REVIEW THE BUDGET.
>> WHAT?
>> NO, LET'S MAKE A FLOWCHART.
>> IT'S TOO LATE. SHE'S GONE.
>> OH, IF ONLY OTIS WERE HERE.
>> I WISH OTIS WERE HERE.
>> WE NEED OTIS.
>> 'CAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO.
>> NOW, SPRUCE IS A FAIRLY DENSE TREE,
SO YOU WANT TO CHEW WITH THE GRAIN, LIKE SO.
>> WOW. >> LOOK AT HIM CHEW.
>> HE'S A GENIUS.
>> SEE?
>> OTIS!
WE NEED YOUR HELP.
>> PIP, I TOLD YOU.
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY THAT WILL MAKE ME--
>> MRS. BEADY INFILTRATED THE BARN.
SHE FILMED US WALKING AND TALKING
ON HER CELL PHONE.
>> WHAT?
SHE COULD EMAIL THAT FOOTAGE
TO EVERY MEDIA OUTLET IN THE COUNTRY.
>> I KNOW. YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
>> OKAY, STAY CALM.
NOW, MRS. BEADY'S FINGERS ARE THICK AND STUBBY.
IT'S GOING TO TAKE AT LEAST NINE MINUTES
FOR HER TO PRESS THE RIGHT BUTTONS ON HER PHONE.
>> BUT HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET IT AWAY FROM HER?
>> WITH CUNNING, SPLIT-SECOND TIMING,
AND BEAVERS!
>> AS SOON AS I PRESS "SEND,"
THE WHOLE WORLD WILL SEE THAT I'M NOT CRAZY.
OH, CURSE MY STUBBY FINGERS.
[doorbell rings, knocking]
WHO COULD THAT BE?
>> GLEEFUL TECH SUPPORT. WAH.
>> OH, A NERD!
THANK GOODNESS YOU'VE COME.
THESE BUTTONS ARE SO TINY.
>> OH, I SEE. LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
WHOA, HERE'S THE PROBLEM.
OH, YOUR WIRELESS SIGNAL SEEMS TO BE DISTRIBUTING ITSELF
ACROSS MULTIPLE BANDS.
>> BUT THE SIGNAL SEEMS FINE.
>> OH, HERE WE GO.
NOW WE'VE STRUCK SOMETHING GOOD.
OKAY, CAN I GET YOU TO STAND ON THIS BIG "X"?
>> BUT I DON'T REALLY SEE HOW--
>> MADAME, PLEASE, WHO'S THE NERD HERE?
[suspenseful spy music]
*
>> GO, GO, GO.
>> LET'S GO, GUYS.
>> VERY EXCITING. >> LET'S DO IT FOR OTIS.
>> NOW, WHAT WAS THAT NUMBER?
>> SEVEN, FIVE...
>> THREE, NINE.
>> FOUR, EIGHT, TWO...
>> 23, 7, 10, PI.
>> WOULD YOU STOP?
I'M TRYING TO-- WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE THAT COW FROM NEXT DOOR.
WELL, YOU'RE TOO LATE.
ONCE I PUSH "SEND,"
YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DONE FOR.
[screams]
ERASE FOOTAGE,
ADD PHOTO OF MY BUTT AS SCREEN SAVER.
THANK FOR CALLING NERD SUPPORT.
REMEMBER, ROUTINE BACKUPS PREVENT CRACKUPS.
WAH.
>> COME BACK HERE, YOU COW, YOU.
[beavers chattering]
>> EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
>> BEAVERS? [screams]
>> I'M SURE GLAD YOU'RE BACK AS LEADER, OTIS.
>> WE ALL ARE.
>> YOU SAID IT. WE MISSED YOU.
>> THANKS, GUYS. IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
>> YEAH, QUICK QUESTION, THOUGH.
>> HOW LONG ARE THESE BEAVERS GONNA STAY HERE?
[beavers chattering]
>> JUST A FEW DAYS.
I THINK THEY LIKE US.
CUTE LITTLE FELLERS. thwack!
>> [together] SORRY, BOSS.
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