1 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:08,376 >> I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE. 2 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:11,679 I'LL BE BACK. 3 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:14,515 >> CLEAR! 4 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:16,417 [lively hoedown music] 5 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:18,152 >> ALL RIGHT! 6 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:19,553 * * 7 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,055 RAT-A-BAMBA! 8 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:24,292 >> * FROM THE HAYSTACKS TO THE HILLTOPS * 9 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,494 * WE GO ON DANCING * 10 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,697 * TO HELP US DO THE MILKING THROUGH THE NIGHT * 11 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:31,031 >> OW, OW! OKAY, OW. 12 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:32,766 OW! 13 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,468 >> * DO SI DO YOUR PARTNER NOW * 14 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,637 * * 15 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,038 * GONNA PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 16 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:39,673 * * 17 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,109 * DO SI DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 18 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,877 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL * 19 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:45,179 [motor roaring] 20 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,414 >> HA HA! 21 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:51,819 [upbeat band music] 22 00:00:51,885 --> 00:01:00,828 * * 23 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,663 >> 36! 24! ELEVENTY LEVEN! 24 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,765 HUT! 25 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:09,903 [triumphant music] 26 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:11,839 [people cheering] 27 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,807 >> YEAH, THEM'S MY COWS! 28 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,276 TASTE THE MILK! MOO! 29 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:17,211 >> OTIS, YOU WERE RIGHT. 30 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,979 THESE MASKS MAKE REALLY GOOD DISGUISES. 31 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:20,448 >> THEY SURE DO. 32 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,316 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES A DISGUISE REALLY WORK 33 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:24,017 IS NOT ANNOUNCING YOU'RE WEARING ONE! 34 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:25,052 >> GOTCHA. 35 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:26,154 KIDNEY STONES! EAR WAX! 36 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,188 PLANTAR WARTS! 37 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:28,256 HUT! 38 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:29,257 OH, THAT PINCHES. 39 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:30,391 [people cheering] 40 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:33,161 >> COWS RULE! MOO! 41 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:35,496 >> OTIS SURE LOVES HIS COWS, DOESN'T HE? 42 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:37,665 >> YEAH, HE'S THE ORIGINAL SUPERFAN. 43 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:39,967 >> PICKLES! WHO WANTS PICKLES? 44 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,169 >> YO, PICKLE GUY! 45 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:41,902 RIGHT HERE! BURN IT IN! 46 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:53,447 WHOA! AH! WHOA! 47 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,882 OOH! STAIR PAIN! 48 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,049 OW! OOH! AH! 49 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,618 DOH! WHOA! OOF! 50 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:58,952 [people gasp] 51 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:00,020 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M GOOD. 52 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:01,622 JUST A LITTLE BRUISING. NO BIG-- 53 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:02,690 OH. 54 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:03,791 [people muttering] 55 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:04,892 >> A TALKING COW? 56 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:05,926 >> IT'S CLEARLY TALKING. 57 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:07,495 >> OH, NO, OTIS HAS BEEN OUTED. 58 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,997 QUICK, EXECUTE OPERATION DON'T-KNOW-OTIS. 59 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,333 >> WE DON'T HIM. NEVER MET THE GUY. 60 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,734 >> I NEVER HEARD OF OTIS. 61 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,003 >> HILLY BURFORD HERE, CHANNEL 8 NEWS. 62 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:17,938 YOU'RE A TALKING COW. 63 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:19,240 >> [laughs] NO, I'M NOT. 64 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:21,309 THAT'S A PREPOSTEROUS-- THERE'S NO SUCH-- 65 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,211 I--OH! 66 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:24,345 AH, WHO AM I KIDDING? 67 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:25,479 MIGHT AS WELL ADMIT IT. 68 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,080 I'M A TALKING-- 69 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:29,717 >> SO HOW LONG YOU BEEN THE COWS' NEW MASCOT? 70 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,385 >> MASCOT. MASCOT, YES! 71 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:32,586 I'M ONE OF THOSE MASCOT GUYS. 72 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:33,754 WATCH ME MASCOT. 73 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,224 GO, COWS! 74 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:40,093 [crowd cheering and whistling] 75 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,833 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. GIVE ME A "C." 76 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:46,867 >> crowd: "C!" 77 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,236 >> GIVE ME AN "O!" 78 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:49,270 >> crowd: "O!" 79 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:50,404 >> NOW THROW STUFF ON THE FIELD 80 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:51,505 TO TRIP THE OPPOSING TEAM! 81 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:55,276 [lively band music] 82 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,478 >> WHOA! 83 00:02:57,545 --> 00:03:02,283 * * 84 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,684 >> COWS WIN! 85 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:06,754 THAT NEW MASCOT HAS JUST TURNED THIS GAME AROUND. 86 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,522 >> WE GOT UDDERS. YES, WE DO. 87 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,924 WE GOT UDDERS. HOW 'BOUT YOU? 88 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:12,660 >> WE GOT UDDERS, YES, WE DO! 89 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:14,828 WE GOT UDDERS, MOO, MOO, MOO! 90 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:15,929 [cheers and applause] 91 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,266 >> OTIS, THAT WAS AMAZING. 92 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:19,500 >> YEAH. NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 93 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:20,701 >> THAT IS A GOOD IDEA. 94 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:21,769 >> HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 95 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,371 >> I'M A HUMAN MAN! 96 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,739 >> AND I'M COACH COACHMAN, COACH OF THE TRI-COUNTY COWS. 97 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:28,175 MY MOM WANTS YOU TO BE THE COWS' NEW MASCOT. 98 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:29,277 >> YOUR MOM? 99 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:30,344 >> YEAH, SHE OWNS THE TEAM. 100 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,012 SHE SAYS I'M A BIG BOY. 101 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,716 [bird shrieks in the distance] 102 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,551 >> [whispering] THAT WAS WEIRD. 103 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,287 [cell phone rings] >> HANG ON; THAT'S HER. 104 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,422 WHAT? YEAH, MOM, I JUST ASKED HIM. 105 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:42,723 >> [unintelligible yelling] 106 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,157 >> HE DIDN'T ANSWER YET. 107 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,960 >> [prolonged unintelligible yelling] 108 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:48,862 >> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? DO YOU WANT TO BE THE MASCOT? 109 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,631 >> SURE! >> OH, PLAYING HARDBALL, HUH? 110 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,666 HOW ABOUT I THROW IN SEASON TICKETS FOR YOUR BUDDIES? 111 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,535 >> I ALREADY SAID YES. 112 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:55,969 >> AW, DUDE, YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE. 113 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,371 ALL RIGHT, I'LL DOUBLE YOUR SALARY 114 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,139 AND THROW IN SUNDAY DINNER WITH ME AND MY MOMMY. 115 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:00,374 >> LET ME SPEAK TO HER. 116 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:01,709 HI, COACH'S MOMMY? 117 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,977 I'LL DO IT! 118 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,980 POM-POMS? >> CHECK. 119 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,516 >> RAINBOW WIG? >> CHECK. 120 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,451 >> CHANTY DAN'S BOOK OF CATCHY CHANTS? >> CHECK. 121 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,786 >> BUCKET OF ROTTEN BROCCOLI TO THROW ON OPPOSING TEAM'S FANS? 122 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,422 >> CHECK. >> WE'RE GOOD. 123 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:17,858 >> OTIS, WE'VE COME TO TALK YOU OUT OF THIS DANGEROUS SCHEME. 124 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,593 >> THAT'S WEIRD, 'CAUSE I WAS GOING TO TALK YOU 125 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,161 INTO MY DANGEROUS SCHEME 126 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:23,331 BY BECOMING THE BARNYARD SPIRIT SQUAD. 127 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:24,465 WHOO-HOO! 128 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:25,566 >> NUH-UH. >> NOT SO MUCH. 129 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:26,534 >> STRANGELY UNMOVED. 130 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,801 >> COME ON, GUYS. 131 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,202 FOOTBALL IS THE HEART OF AMERICA, 132 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,939 THE BLOOD OF EUROPE, AND THE BACKBONE OF THE EQUATOR. 133 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,041 THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO MAKE HISTORY. 134 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,209 NOW, WHO'S WITH ME? 135 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:38,111 [silence] 136 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,713 MASCOTS EAT FOR FREE. 137 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,182 >> all: GO, COWS! 138 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:44,685 >> IT'S TIME FOR THE PIGSKIN FARM CLASSIC. 139 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:45,819 [pig squeals] 140 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,756 COWS VERSUS SPIDER MONKEYS! 141 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,392 >> WELCOME, EVERYBODY, TO COWS FOOTBALL. 142 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:53,961 WE'RE JUST FIVE SECONDS INTO THE FIRST QUARTER, 143 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:58,098 AND THESE WACKY NEW MASCOTS ALREADY HAVE THE CROWD GOING. 144 00:04:58,165 --> 00:04:59,567 >> [together] TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT! 145 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,369 WHO'S THE TEAM THAT CAN LACTATE? 146 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:03,737 YAY, COWS! 147 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,946 [crowd cheering] 148 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,587 [laughs maniacally] 149 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,495 >> WOW, THE OLD FIRING-THE- FERRET-FROM-A-CANNON PLAY. 150 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:30,531 THESE GUYS TAKE MASCOTING TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 151 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:32,666 >> TWO HOURS OF EXCITING FOOTBALL LATER... 152 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:36,737 >> THE COWS ARE DOWN BY TWO WITH TEN SECONDS LEFT TO PLAY. 153 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:39,440 THEY GOT TO WIN THIS GAME TO STAY ALIVE. 154 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:40,974 >> OH, WELL. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE LICKED. 155 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,275 >> COWS ARE NEVER LICKED. 156 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:44,111 PIG, SECRET WHISPERY PLAN. 157 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,313 [whispering] WHISPER, WHISPER, WHISPER. 158 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:47,815 >> ALL RIGHT, WE GOT THEM ON THE ROPES. 159 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:48,816 LET'S DO THIS THING! 160 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,083 >> YOWZA. 161 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,685 FOLKS, I'VE JUST RECEIVED WORD 162 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:56,457 THAT POP STAR JESSICA ALLSPICE IS STEPPING ONTO THE FIELD. 163 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,291 >> 27, 33, 45, HUT! 164 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,929 >> HELLO, BOYS. 165 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,296 >> HUH? 166 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:04,632 [all retching] 167 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,568 WHAT IS THAT? 168 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,338 >> YES, COWS WIN! 169 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:14,174 WE ARE GOING TO THE CHAMPIONSHIPS. 170 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,780 >> WELL, GUYS, THIS IS IT, THE BIG CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. 171 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:21,749 [cell phone rings] YEAH, WHAT IS IT, MA? 172 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,451 BUT YOU SAID I COULD GIVE THE BIG PEP TALK. 173 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,553 BUT IT'S MY JOB. 174 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:26,987 OH, ALL RIGHT. 175 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,321 MY MOMMY WANTS TO GIVE YOU A MESSAGE 176 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:30,157 OF HOPE AND INSPIRATION. 177 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,460 >> [Mother yelling unintelligibly] 178 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:35,195 [all exclaiming] 179 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:36,864 >> GUYS, IF WE CAN PULL OFF THE ANIMAL HEXAGON, 180 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,466 WE'LL BE MASCOT LEGENDS. 181 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,067 YOU OKAY DOWN THERE, PECK? 182 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,869 >> YEAH, I THINK SO, OTIS-- 183 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:43,871 AS LONG AS NO ONE ADDS ANY EXTRA WEIGHT. 184 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,873 >> PICKLES HERE. GET YOUR PICKLES. 185 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,108 >> OOH, I'LL TAKE A BUNCH. 186 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,877 [knees knocking] 187 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,111 >> all: WHOA! 188 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:52,880 >> HUH? 189 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:56,383 [all yelling] 190 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:59,319 [all groaning] 191 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,254 >> OTIS! 192 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:02,990 >> COACH'S MAMA'S NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS. 193 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:06,193 >> AND WE'LL LOSE OUR LUCRATIVE SPORTS ENDORSEMENTS. 194 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:09,262 >> HELLO, I'M PIG, CO-MASCOT OF THE TRI-COUNTY COWS. 195 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,264 AND WHEN I'M OUT THERE CHEERING ON THE FIELD, 196 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:12,700 I NEED TO STAY DRY. 197 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,935 THAT'S WHY I USE NEW SNOUT BODY SPRAY 198 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:17,571 WITH POWERFUL ODOR-EATING ENZYMES. 199 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:18,939 OW, MY EYES! 200 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,541 OH, I CAN'T SEE! 201 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,209 SOMEONE, HELP ME! 202 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,977 AND NOW TRY NEW LADY SNOUT SPRAY: 203 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:27,515 SAME GREAT FORMULA, MUCH HIGHER PRICE. 204 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:29,416 OH, WAIT, I LOST THAT CONTRACT. 205 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:31,652 >> YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST MASCOTS EVER! 206 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:32,786 [crowd booing] 207 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,054 >> MY FINGER. 208 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,255 >> IT HURTS. 209 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:37,024 >> DISLOCATED EVERYTHING. 210 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,325 >> WHAT HAVE I DONE? 211 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,093 A MASCOT IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE CROWD HAPPY, 212 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,529 BUT I'VE MADE THEM THE OPPOSITE OF THAT. 213 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:42,596 >> LITTLE HELP. 214 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:43,997 >> OTIS, THAT CROWD SOUNDS ANGRY. 215 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,533 MAYBE WE SHOULD LEAVE. 216 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:47,668 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S LEAVE BEFORE THEY-- 217 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:48,969 YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? 218 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,271 IT'S LIKE A SAD, PATHETIC KIND OF A-- 219 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,206 [cell phone rings] 220 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:54,374 HELLO? 221 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,109 YEAH, I KNOW, MOM. I SCREWED UP. 222 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,011 I KNOW YOU THOUGHT I WAS A BIG BOY. 223 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:00,814 IT'S TRUE; I NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT. 224 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,282 YOU STILL LOVE ME, THOUGH, DON'T YOU? 225 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,017 HELLO? HELLO? 226 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,019 >> OH, THAT IS SO SAD. 227 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,055 >> YEAH. WELL, LET'S GO. 228 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,023 >> GUYS, NO. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 229 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,359 COACH, DRY THOSE PUFFY LITTLE EYES. 230 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:13,694 WE'RE GOING TO WIN THIS THING 231 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,395 AND MAKE YOUR MOMMY LOVE YOU AGAIN. 232 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:16,429 >> REALLY? 233 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:17,798 WILL I BE A BIG BOY? 234 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:21,602 >> YOU'LL BE THE BIGGEST BOY EVER. 235 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:23,671 >> OOF! 236 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:24,738 >> DOH! 237 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:25,773 >> YIPE! 238 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,007 >> UH... 239 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,213 >> FOLKS, THIS IS EXTRAORDINARY. 240 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,016 IT APPEARS THAT THE LITTLE MASCOT PEOPLE 241 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,752 ARE FILLING IN FOR THE INJURED COW PLAYERS. 242 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,220 HEY, NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL 243 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:43,791 A FLIPPETY-FLIPPETY-MACKADOO- FLIPPETY-WACOW. 244 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:48,596 >> SALAMI! PASTRAMI! PEPPERONCINI! HIKE! 245 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:52,700 >> [men roaring] 246 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,968 >> OH, MAN. >> GROSS. 247 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,204 >> ABBY! 248 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:05,613 INo/$MUDPUPPIES! 249 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,047 >> COWS SCORE. 250 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:09,182 THOSE LITTLE MASCOT PEOPLE JUST TOOK THEMSELVES 251 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:12,319 A TROLLEY RIDE TO TOUCHDOWN TOWN. 252 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,621 >> NICE WORK, GUYS. 253 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,255 MAYBE WE'LL PULL THIS OFF AFTER ALL. 254 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,625 LARRY, MOE, CURLY, SHEP! HIKE! 255 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,327 FREDDY, ALL YOU! 256 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,629 HA HA HA! 257 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:22,663 NO, DON'T THROW IT BACK. 258 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,965 OOH! 259 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:32,305 >> WOW, THAT'S OUR SNOUT STICK PLAY OF THE DAY. 260 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:35,408 SNOUT STICK: SMELL LIKE A WINNER. 261 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,646 HEY, I WONDER HOW THIS TASTES ON A FRANKFURTER. 262 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:45,518 * * 263 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:48,021 [crowd cheering] 264 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,990 >> 21, 35, 44! HUT! 265 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,427 >> WOW. I DID IT. 266 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:58,265 [crowd gasps] 267 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,701 >> THE COWS TRAIL WITH SECONDS TO GO. 268 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,803 HEY, IF THIS GAME WERE ANY MORE EXCITING, 269 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:05,172 I'D HAVE TO CHANGE MY PANTS. 270 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,640 >> YEAH, MOM, I KNOW WE'RE LOSING. 271 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,441 YEAH, I KNOW YOU LOVE SIS BETTER. 272 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,577 CONSTANT DISAPPOINTMENT-- I HEAR YA. 273 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:14,648 [all moaning and groaning] 274 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:15,783 >> OTIS, IT'S OVER. 275 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,317 WE'VE ONLY GOT TEN SECONDS. 276 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,618 >> WE CAN DO THIS. 277 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,353 WE JUST NEED TO GET OUR HANDS ON THAT PIGSKIN. 278 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,955 >> PIGSKIN? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 279 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,523 >> IT'S WHAT FOOTBALLS ARE MADE OUT OF. 280 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,624 >> WHAT? 281 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,226 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 282 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,527 THAT'S RIGHT, PIG. 283 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:30,130 THAT BALL COULD BE ONE OF YOUR RELATIVES. 284 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,032 >> [in deep voice] I'LL HANDLE THIS. 285 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:38,005 [grunting] 286 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:41,408 >> 44, 27, 36! HUT, HUT! 287 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,744 >> [yells] 288 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,313 >> MOMMY! 289 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,915 >> NO, NO! STAY AWAY! 290 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,021 >> YES, YES, YOU GOT IT! 291 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,388 NOW RUN! 292 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,524 >> YOU'RE SAFE NOW, MY BROTHER. 293 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,760 >> RUN, PIG! >> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 294 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:00,961 [suspenseful music] 295 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,129 >> FIVE SECONDS LEFT. 296 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,096 ABBY, KICK HIM! 297 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,398 >> RIGHT. 298 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:24,117 [whistle blows] 299 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,119 [cheers and applause] 300 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,555 >> COWS WIN. COWS WIN! 301 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,024 OH, BABY, SOMEBODY KISS ME. 302 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:34,862 [all cheering] 303 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,363 >> GOOD WORK, GUYS. 304 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,065 YOU MADE MY MOM ONE HAPPY LADY. 305 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,132 >> GLAD TO HELP, COACH. 306 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,433 GIVE YOUR MOM THE GAME BALL. 307 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,336 >> AW, THANKS. THIS IS REALLY-- 308 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:46,606 >> I THINK WE SHOULD GO NOW. 309 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:52,245 [sultry music] 310 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:58,385 * * 311 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,256 >> MAN, THAT WAS THE BEST MUSTACHE FESTIVAL EVER. 312 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,457 >> OH, TOTALLY. 313 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,793 >> HANDLEBARS RULE. >> YOU SAID IT. 314 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,227 >> GOT TO LOVE LIP HAIR. 315 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:10,497 >> NOTHING COULD RUIN THIS PERFECT MUSTACHIOED DAY. 316 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,835 SWEET CUD! WHAT'S GOING ON? 317 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,938 >> STOP! YOU CAN'T TEAR DOWN MY FARM. 318 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,173 >> MISTER, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS. 319 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,809 SORRY, PAL. 320 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,111 THE WORLD'S CLAMORING FOR A 50,000-SEAT LAWN DART STADIUM, 321 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,079 AND THIS PAPER WITH WRITIN' ON IT SAYS 322 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,815 WE CAN TEAR DOWN YOUR FARM TO BUILD IT. 323 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,649 >> HUH? TEAR DOWN THE FARM? 324 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,184 >> WE'LL HAVE NOWHERE TO LIVE. 325 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,553 >> THEY CAN'T JUST TAKE OUR LAND LIKE THAT. 326 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,255 >> UH, ACTUALLY, THEY CAN. 327 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,357 I'VE HANDLED MANY CASES JUST LIKE THIS. 328 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,960 HELLO, I'M BARRY PIGMAN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. 329 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,261 HAS YOUR PROPERTY BEEN SEIZED 330 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,130 BY A FANCY PAPER WITH WRITING ON IT? 331 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,431 THEN CALL THE PIGMAN GROUP. 332 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,099 WE'LL FIGHT TO SAVE YOUR FARM 333 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,401 USING HURTFUL INSULTS AND NAME-CALLING. 334 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,738 WHY SIT THERE AND TAKE IT WHEN YOU CAN SUE, SUE, SUE-EE? 335 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,006 [telephone rings] 336 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,474 >> BARRY PIGMAN IS NOT A LAWYER OR A HUMAN 337 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,876 AND HAS LITTLE OR NO LEGAL KNOWLEDGE. 338 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:56,910 RESULTS MAY NOT OCCUR. 339 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,946 >> I HAVE A RICH FANTASY LIFE. 340 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,413 >> GUYS, WE CAN'T LET THEM TAKE OUR HOME. 341 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,915 WE'VE GOT TO STOP 'EM. 342 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,750 >> YOU KNOW, THIS HAPPENED TO MY UNCLE MANNY ONCE. 343 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,518 THEY STOPPED BUILDING WHEN THEY FOUND OUT 344 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,187 HIS FIELD WAS AN ENDANGERED NEWT HABITAT. 345 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,857 >> TOO BAD WE DON'T HAVE ANY ENDANGERED CREATURES. 346 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,724 [dramatically] >> OR DO WE? 347 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,861 >> SURE DON'T. >> NOPE. >> DON'T SEE ONE. 348 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,228 >> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO MY CADENCE. 349 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,964 [dramatically] OR DO WE? 350 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,365 >> WE JUST SAID WE DIDN'T. 351 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,167 >> YOU'RE NOT LISTENING. >> GOT TO GO WITH NO. 352 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,534 >> JUST FOLLOW ME! 353 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,203 >> I DON'T GET WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 354 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,072 >> I'LL NEVER LET YOU TEAR DOWN MY FARM. 355 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,040 >> HAVE IT YOUR WAY. 356 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,009 [metal creaks] 357 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,111 >> OKAY, I'LL GO NOW. 358 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:33,881 >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRASH THIS PLACE! 359 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,249 >> STOP! 360 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,684 >> WHO ARE YOU? 361 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,953 >> LANCE TREEHUGGER, HANDSOME ENVIRONMENTALIST. 362 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,721 AND YOU'RE TRESPASSING ON THE HABITAT 363 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,756 OF THE LAST REMAINING SPOTTED FERRET. 364 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,125 >> THERE'S NO SUCH THING. 365 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,360 [dramatically] >> OH, ISN'T THERE? 366 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,628 >> NO, THERE ISN'T. 367 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:49,897 >> NO, LISTEN TO THE CADENCE. 368 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,731 [dramatically] OH, ISN'T THERE? 369 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,200 >> IS THIS GOING SOMEWHERE? 370 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,102 >> WHY, IN FACT IT IS, GOOD SIR. 371 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,105 AKKA WAKKA WOO! AKKA WAKKA WOO! 372 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,706 >> FREDDY, THAT'S OUR CUE. 373 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,341 >> WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION? 374 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,244 >> HERE IT IS. >> WHOA! 375 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,612 >> OH, YOU'RE IN LUCK. 376 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,780 HE'S ABOUT TO DO HIS TERRITORIAL DANCE. 377 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:13,120 [upbeat music] 378 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,155 YES, WELL DONE, NOBLE CREATURE. 379 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,690 AND SO, BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY THE PLANET OF EARTH, 380 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:21,728 I PROCLAIM THIS FARM PROTECTED HABITAT. 381 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:22,996 >> AH, NUTS. 382 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,431 WE CAN'T BUILD ON PROTECTED LAND. 383 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,632 ALL RIGHT, FELLAS! 384 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:30,670 PACK IT UP. PACK IT UP! 385 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,672 >> THANKS, ENVIRONMENTALIST GUY. 386 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,042 >> NO, NO, NO THANKS ARE NEEDED FOR THESE EARS. 387 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,110 THANK THE SPOTTED FERRET. 388 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,211 >> NO PROBLEM. 389 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,280 UH, I MEAN, AKKA WAKKA WOO. 390 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,449 >> TRY NOT TO TALK. 391 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,351 >> THIS JUST IN, FOLKS. 392 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,987 PLANS FOR THE COUNTY'S LAWN DART STADIUM 393 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,957 HAVE BEEN SCRAPPED FOLLOWING THE AMAZING DISCOVERY 394 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,960 OF SOME SORT OF CRAZY SPOTTED WEASEL. 395 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,363 HE'S GOT SPOTS, PEOPLE. SPOTS! 396 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,965 HOW ABOUT THAT? 397 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,032 >> GREAT JOB, TEAM. 398 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,400 WE SAVED THE FARM. 399 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,669 [all cheering] 400 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,973 >> HEY, GUYS, WE JUST GOT A SPECIAL DELIVERY FROM SWEDEN. 401 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,707 >> HUH? >> SWEDEN? >> LET'S LOOK. 402 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,043 >> I WANT TO POP THE BUBBLE WRAP. 403 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,979 >> I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE. 404 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,646 >> MAYBE IT'S FRENCH PERFUME. 405 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:14,982 >> MAYBE IT'S SWISS CHEESE. 406 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,683 >> GUYS, GUYS, THOSE ARE DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. 407 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,118 SWEDEN'S IN NORWAY. 408 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,653 "DELIVER TO SPOTTED FERRET HABITAT"? 409 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,455 >> WHEE! 410 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,324 HELLO, I AM INGA. 411 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,892 IT IS SO NICE TO MEETING YOU! 412 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,327 >> WHOA. 413 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,029 >> IT'S A REAL ONE OF THEM SPOTTED WHATEVERS. 414 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,897 >> YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU MADE THEM UP, OTIS. 415 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,532 >> I THOUGHT I DID. 416 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,301 >> HEY, ANYBODY GOT SOME SPOT REMOVER? 417 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,568 I CAN'T GET THESE THINGS TO-- 418 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,537 >> THERE IS HIM. AAH! 419 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,006 >> AAH! 420 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:43,010 >> AT LAST, I HAVE SOMEONE TO SHARING THE LIFE WITH! 421 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,245 >> GET HER OFF ME! GET HER OFF ME! 422 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,180 >> SO YOU'RE A REAL SPOTTED FERRET? 423 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:50,550 >> JA, MY ZOOKEEPERS HEAR STORY ON TV AND SAY, 424 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:55,055 "JA, GOD, WE BE SENDING INGA TO MAKING NICE COMPANIONSHIP." 425 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,657 >> CO--CO--COMPANIONSHIP? 426 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:03,496 >> JA, TOGETHER WE ARE BEING FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER. 427 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,898 >> YOU GOT THE WRONG IDEA, SISTER. 428 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,268 I'M A BACHELOR, A FREE SPIRIT. 429 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,037 NO ONE'S GOING TO HOLD ME DOWN. 430 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,204 GIRL GERMS! 431 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:14,274 >> OH, NOT LIKING THE INGA, HE IS? 432 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,475 >> NO, NO, NO, NO. 433 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,244 FREDDY'S LIKING THE INGA. HE JUST-- 434 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,678 >> IS SHE GONE YET? 435 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,147 >> WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME? 436 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:23,350 >> SO, UH, SWEDEN, HUH? 437 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,784 >> UH, GUYS, STEP ASIDE. 438 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:25,918 I'LL MAKE HER FEEL AT HOME. 439 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,120 OH, INGA? 440 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:30,923 [speaking fake Swedish] 441 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,592 >> [gasps] 442 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,294 >> I DESERVE THAT. 443 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,129 >> GET 'EM OFF ME. GET 'EM OFF ME! 444 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,764 >> FREDDY, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING? 445 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,599 >> OTIS, I'M NOT READY FOR A COMMITMENT. 446 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,568 I WANT TO KEEP MY OPTIONS OPEN. 447 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,670 >> DUDE, WHAT OPTIONS? >> EXACTLY. 448 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,772 I MEAN, NO! YOU CAN'T BLOW INGA OFF. 449 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:46,973 >> WHY? 450 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,475 >> BECAUSE IF HER ZOOKEEPERS FIND OUT 451 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,210 YOU TWO AREN'T TOGETHER, THEY'LL KNOW SOMETHING'S UP, 452 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,278 AND WE'LL LOSE OUR PROTECTED STATUS, 453 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,579 AND THEN IT'S BYE-BYE, FARM. 454 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,081 >> PLUS, SHE'S A GIRL WHO TALKS TO YOU. 455 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,482 >> NOT HELPING. PLEASE, FREDDY? 456 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:56,783 YOU GOT TO PRETEND TO LIKE HER. 457 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,885 DO IT FOR THE BARNYARD. 458 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,521 >> WELL, AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INTERFERE 459 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,423 WITH MY FAST-LIVING BACHELOR LIFESTYLE. 460 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,225 >> IT WON'T. 461 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,359 >> ALL RIGHT. 462 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,195 BATHE HER, AND BRING HER TO ME. 463 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,263 >> UH, IT DOESN'T REALLY WORK THAT WAY. 464 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,832 >> OH, I HATE DATING. 465 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,802 [birds chirping] 466 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,804 >> [despondently] HI, INGA. 467 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,972 >> OH, HELLO, FREDDY. 468 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,941 >> YOU CAN'T TIE ME DOWN! 469 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,311 I MEAN, WHAT YOU DOIN'? 470 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,445 >> IT'S OKAY, FREDDY. 471 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,847 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKING ME. 472 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:31,251 >> LOOK, INGA, YOU SEEM NICE, BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW 473 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,920 IF I'M LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW. 474 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,722 >> I AM UNDERSTANDING. 475 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,325 WELL, IF YOU WILL BE EXCUSING ME, 476 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:42,129 I'M GOING TO LISTEN TO SAD MUSIC ON MY FLABBA CDs. 477 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,397 >> YOU--YOU LIKE FLABBA? 478 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,032 >> JA, THEY ARE BEING 479 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,968 MY FAVORITE POP ROCK DANCE MUSIC BAND EVER. 480 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,470 >> MINE TOO! 481 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,639 I LIKE TO LISTEN TO THEM WHEN I MAKE FESTIVE DOILY ART. 482 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,575 >> I, TOO, MAKE THE FESTIVE DOILIES. 483 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,876 >> REALLY? >> JA. 484 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:57,944 >> JA? >> JA. 485 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,412 >> JA? >> JA. 486 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,847 >> JA? >> JA. 487 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,149 >> GET OUT OF SWEDEN! 488 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,217 >> I DID. 489 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,652 >> [to tune of Dancing Queen] * TRA LA LA * 490 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,787 * TRA LA LEE * 491 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:11,558 * LOVE COMES AND CHANGES YOUR LIFE * 492 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:15,162 * OOH, LET IT IN * 493 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,629 * SEE IT THROUGH * 494 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:20,167 * TRA LA LA LOO LOO * 495 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,868 * * 496 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,771 * TRA LA LA LOO LOO * 497 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:28,341 * * 498 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,009 >> GIN! 499 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,511 >> UH, PIG, WE'RE PLAYING POKER. 500 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,313 >> UH, POKER! 501 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,349 >> [Freddy singing] 502 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,018 * * 503 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:43,089 >> WELL, IF IT ISN'T OUR ENDANGERED SPOTTED LOVER BOY. 504 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,457 >> OOH! >> KISSY KISSY! 505 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,226 >> HEY, ROMEO! 506 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,195 >> GUYS, I WAS WRONG ABOUT INGA. 507 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,596 SHE'S AMAZING. 508 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:52,565 WE LOVE THE SAME MUSIC, WE BOTH MAKE DOILY ART, 509 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,435 AND WE BOTH HAVE A DISTURBING CRAVING TO EAT PECK. 510 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,205 >> [panting] IT'S TRUE. 511 00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,006 >> WE'RE SO HAPPY FOR YOU, FREDDY. 512 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,209 >> YEAH, THAT'S GREAT, FREDDY. >> AWESOME, DUDE. 513 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,844 >> IN FACT, I WANT YOU GUYS TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW 514 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,913 THAT WE'RE ELOPING LATER TODAY. 515 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,115 >> WHAT? CONGRATULATIONS! 516 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,650 >> THAT'S GREAT. >> WOW. >> NICE. 517 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,319 >> WELL, GOTTA GO GUSSY UP. 518 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,555 INGA'S BUILDING OUR COMMITMENT DEN AS WE SPEAK. 519 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:18,358 OH, I'M THE HAPPIEST FERRET ON EARTH. 520 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,626 >> GOOD LUCK, DUDE! 521 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,261 I GIVE IT TWO WEEKS, TOPS. 522 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,829 >> COULD YOU PLEASE BE SUPPORTIVE? 523 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,864 AS LONG AS THEY'RE TOGETHER, THE BARNYARD'S SAFE. 524 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,833 >> HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO GO ON THE FARMER'S COMPUTER 525 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,301 AND GET A WEDDING GIFT? 526 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,437 >> GREAT IDEA. LET'S GET 'EM A SAVINGS BOND. 527 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,239 >> MAYBE A PIZZA. >> OR HIS-AND-HER TOWELS. 528 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,874 >> SOME ELECTROSHOCK. >> OR A NICE SALAD BOWL. 529 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:38,077 >> OKAY, HERE'S A SPOTTED FERRET WEBSITE. 530 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,145 >> AWESOME. WHAT DOES IT SAY? 531 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,247 >> LET'S SEE. 532 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,514 IT'S SAYS ON HER WEDDING DAY, 533 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,383 THE LADY SPOTTED FERRET BUILDS A COMMITMENT DEN. 534 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,851 >> [together] AW! 535 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,686 >> THEN THE MALE GUSSIES HIMSELF 536 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,356 FOR THE CEREMONIAL COURTSHIP DANCE. 537 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,258 >> [together] AW! 538 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,461 >> FOLLOWING THE DANCE, SHE EATS HER MATE'S HEAD. 539 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,263 >> OKAY, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GET THEM? 540 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,064 >> HOLY CUD, SHE'S GOING TO EAT FREDDY'S HEAD! 541 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,999 >> HUH. SO I GUESS A HAT'S OUT. 542 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,134 >> NO WONDER SHE'S THE ONLY SPOTTED FERRET LEFT. 543 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,570 SHE'S A HEAD EATER! 544 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,205 >> COME ON; WE GOT TO FIND THAT COMMITMENT DEN. 545 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,907 >> MAYBE A TOASTER. 546 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,008 DOH! 547 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:12,011 >> FREDDY! >> WHERE ARE YOU? 548 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,146 >> YOO-HOO! >> HELLO? >> FREDDY! 549 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,715 >> COME OUT. COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE. 550 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,350 >> LISTEN, LISTEN. OVER THERE. 551 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:21,821 [organ playing Bridal Chorus] 552 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,823 >> IT SOUNDS LIKE THE CEREMONY'S ALREADY BEGUN. 553 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,326 >> THIS IS TERRIBLE; WE CAN'T SHOW UP WITHOUT A GIFT. 554 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,094 TO THE MALL! 555 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,797 >> COME ON! 556 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,799 * * 557 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,302 >> WITH THIS RING, I PLEDGE MY LOVE. 558 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:39,572 >> WITH THIS BARBECUE SAUCE, I PLEDGE MY LOVE. 559 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,342 >> I LOVE YOUR QUAINT OLD-WORLD CUSTOMS. 560 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,810 SO ARE WE MARRIED YET? 561 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,412 >> ALMOST. 562 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,815 THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE PART OF THE CEREMONY. 563 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,717 [file squeaking] 564 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:51,818 [snarls] 565 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,686 >> FREDDY! HOLD ON TO YOUR HEAD! 566 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,854 >> [Inga screams] 567 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,389 >> GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 568 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,491 THE RECEPTION'S NOT TILL LATER. 569 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,660 >> THERE WON'T BE A RECEPTION; FEMALE SPOTTED FERRETS EAT 570 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,495 THEIR MATES' HEADS ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHT! 571 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,964 >> LOOK, MARRIAGE IS ALL ABOUT COMPROMISE. 572 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:08,701 YOU GIVE A LITTLE; SHE EATS YOUR HEAD... 573 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,537 [all scream] 574 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,604 >> IT'S OKAY! 575 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,606 JUST A LITTLE LOVE BITE. 576 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,475 >> GRAB HIM! 577 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,644 >> COME ON! 578 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,579 >> DUDE, SHE HAS LOCKJAW. 579 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,448 >> ABBY, QUICK, THE SPOT REMOVER! 580 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,149 [grunts] NOW! 581 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:31,190 >> ARE WE MARRIED YET? >> HUH? 582 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:34,527 FREDDY, YOU'RE NOT BEING A SPOTTED FERRET. 583 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,363 YOU LIED TO ME! 584 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,465 >> INGA, I CAN EXPLAIN. 585 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,867 >> NO! THE WEDDING'S OFF. 586 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:44,404 AND TO THINK I ALMOST ATE YOUR HEAD. 587 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:51,678 [sobbing] 588 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,179 >> BABY, DON'T GO. 589 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,581 I CAN CHANGE. 590 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,248 >> FREDDY, SHE WAS EATING YOUR HEAD. 591 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:58,084 >> WE WERE WORKING THROUGH THAT. 592 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,887 >> HEY, WHERE'S THE HAPPY COUPLE? 593 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,455 WE GOT YOU A PANINI PRESS. 594 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:07,660 >> [sobbing] 595 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,397 >> I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE FONDUE SET. 596 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,134 >> HERE I AM CARRYING INGA OVER THE THRESHOLD. 597 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:16,636 >> [together] AW! 598 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,671 >> AND HERE SHE IS EATING MY HEAD. 599 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,407 >> [together] EW! 600 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,409 >> SORRY THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR YOU GUYS, FREDDY. 601 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,010 >> AH, THAT'S OKAY. 602 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:29,248 FOR A BRIEF AND SHINING MOMENT, I GOT TO EXPERIENCE TRUE LOVE. 603 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,217 AND NOW I KNOW WHAT A SPLEEN LOOKS LIKE. 604 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:32,919 >> HEY, THAT'S THE SPIRIT. >> GOOD FOR YOU. 605 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,854 >> WHAT A TROUPER. >> GOOD ATTITUDE, MY FRIEND. 606 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:36,456 >> BUT, OTIS, IF WE DON'T HAVE A SPOTTED FERRET, 607 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,057 WHAT HAPPENS TO OUR "ENDANGERED" STATUS? 608 00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,191 >> GOT IT COVERED. 609 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:41,428 RIGHT, RARE PERUVIAN DEVIL CHICKEN? 610 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,262 >> BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK. 611 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,436 [coughs] 612 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:54,073 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com