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>> I'M JUST HEADING
TO THE FIELDS, DUKE.

2
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I'LL BE BACK.

3
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[engine rumbling]

4
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>> CLEAR!

5
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[rocking square dance music]

6
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>> ALL RIGHT!

7
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* *

8
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>> RATABUNGA.

9
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>> * FROM THE HAYSTACKS *

10
00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,225
* UP TO THE HILLTOPS *

11
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* WE'RE GOING DANCING... *

12
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>> WHOO-HOO!

13
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>> OW. OW.

14
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OKAY. OW.

15
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OW!

16
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>> * DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER NOW *

17
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* THERE'S A PARTY
TILL THE MORNING LIGHT *

18
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* DO-SI-DO *

19
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* AND DON'T YOU KNOW *

20
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* IT'S JUST THE WAY
WE ANIMALS ROLL *

21
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[motorcycle revving]

22
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>> HA, HA!

23
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[upbeat music]

24
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* *

25
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>> WHY DO WE BOTHER CLEANING?

26
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WE'RE JUST GONNA END UP
COLLECTING MORE JUNK.

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[shredder buzzes and rattles]

28
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>> NOW, FREDDY,
IT'S SPRING CLEANING,

29
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AND EVERYONE HAS
TO DO HIS PART--

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EVEN OTIS.

31
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>> CLEANING IS AWESOME.

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CHORES ARE GREAT.

33
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WHOOPS.
I MISSED A SPOT.

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>> OH, YOU'VE GOT
TO BE KIDDING ME.

35
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HEY, BUCKET HEAD,
WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?

36
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>> LEMON-Y FRESH.

37
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STUBBORN MOLD.

38
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NO, I WANT TO SCRUB THE TOILET.

39
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[explosion]
>> WHOA!

40
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>> OTIS!

41
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[sobbing]
HE WAS SO YOUNG.

42
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>> THAT OUGHT TO TRICK 'EM.

43
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I'LL BE UP AT THE FARMER'S
WATCHING TV.

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>> I THINK YOU RECORDED THAT.
>> NAH, I'M SURE IT'S FINE.

45
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>> LET'S GO.
>> YEAH, GET OTIS.

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>> HEY, LATER IN THE SHOW,
MY MOM'S GONNA SHOW US

47
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HOW TO MAKE
HER DELICIOUS BLUEBERRY CHILI.

48
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AIN'T THAT A PUNCH
IN THE TASTE BUDS?

49
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>> YOU'RE A BLUEBERRY CHILI,
HILLY.

50
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ISN'T HE A BLUEBERRY CHILI,
EVERYONE?

51
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>> HEY,
I'M A BLUEBERRY CHIL--

52
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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

53
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>> AH, I LOVE CLEANING DAY.

54
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>> THERE HE IS.
>> I KNEW HE'D BE HERE.

55
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>> I KNEW WE'D FIND HIM.

56
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>> OH, HEY, GUYS.

57
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UH, HOW'S THE CLEANING GOING?

58
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UH-HUH.

59
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>> LET'S GO.
>> YEAH, LET'S GO.

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>> SIR, I AM DISAPPOINTED.

61
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>> MEOW.

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>> SORRY, OTIS.
I TRIED TO STOP THEM.

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>> AH, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, PIP.

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IT WAS WRONG OF ME
TO FOIST MY RESPONSIBILITIES

65
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OFF ON MY FRIENDS.

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>> SO WHO ARE YOU GONNA
FOIST THEM OFF ON NOW?

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>> I'M NOT SURE YET.
>> HEY, EVERYBODY...

68
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EVER WANTED
TO CLONE A FARM ANIMAL

69
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AND FOIST YOUR WORK OFF
ONTO THEM?

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>> KEEP TALKING.

71
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>> HI, I'M FARMER CLEM
OF FATHER CLEM'S CLONEATORIUM.

72
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AND I'LL CLONE YOUR ANIMALS

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USING FANCY
MAN-SCIENCE-TYPE STUFF.

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SHEEP, CHICKENS, DUCKS, COWS.

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EVEN PLATYPI.

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JUST SEND ME A FUR CLIPPING
FROM YOUR ANIMULE,

77
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AND I'LL DO THE REST.

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[sheep baa]

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>> HELP US.

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>> DO IT NOW.

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>> SWEET.
I CAN CLONE MYSELF

82
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AND MAKE CLONE OTIS
DO ALL MY CHORES.

83
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>> AREN'T YOU WORRIED
ABOUT TOYING

84
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WITH THE DELICATE FABRIC
OF NATURE?

85
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>> NOPE.
NOW...

86
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HOW TO REMOVE A TUFT OF MY FUR

87
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WITHOUT CAUSING MYSELF
TOO MUCH

88
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PAIN!

89
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THANKS.
>> NO PROBLEM.

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>> AND AWAY WE CLONE.

91
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MY NEW CLONE IS HERE!
MY NEW CLONE IS HERE!

92
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>> OTIS, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

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>> I'LL SHOW YOU
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

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GENTLE CITIZENS OF THE BARNYARD,
AND BESSY,

95
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I PRESENT TO YOU...

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HUH?

97
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IT'S GOTTA BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

98
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THIS CHEWS.

99
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WHERE'S MY
ASTONISHINGLY LIFELIKE CLONE?

100
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>> HEY, PEOPLE.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

101
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WHERE'S THE PARTY?

102
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CHECK IT OUT.
THE PARTY'S RIGHT HERE.

103
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WHOO-HOO!

104
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* A-DANCING, DANCING, DANCING,
I'M DANCING *

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[laughter]

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>> HEY, THAT ISN'T ME.

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WHA--
HE'S, LIKE, A FOOT TALL.

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>> [laughing] WAIT.
WHAT'S THIS?

109
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"CLONES NOT ACTUAL SIZE."

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[laughter]
>> MILK ME.

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>> HEY, MOUSE.
UP HIGH.

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DOWN LOW.
TOO SLOW.

113
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WHOO-HOO!

114
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LET'S WATCH
SOME SPORTS BLOOPERS.

115
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BETTER YET, LET'S PARTY
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY

116
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FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

117
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* DANCIN', DANCIN'
NO APPARENT REASON *

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>> HEY, HE'S JUST LIKE OTIS.

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>> HE'S NOTHING LIKE ME.

120
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I COMPLETELY
AND UTTERLY REJECT HIM.

121
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>> LOOK, EVERYONE.
IT'S MINI MOO.

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[laughter]

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>> HEY, SHE'S MEAN AND LOUD.

124
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THIS'LL SHUT HER TALKHOLE.

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>> AAH!

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crash

127
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>> SON!

128
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>> * PEOPLE HERE'S A SONG
ABOUT MY BEST CLONE *

129
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>> WHOA!

130
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>> * MY MINI MOO *

131
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* WHEN WE HANG TOGETHER,
PEOPLE, WE GOT NO PLANS *

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* WE'RE JUST RUNNING ROUND
AND DOING PRANKS *

133
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* AND PUTTING THE SMACK DOWN *

134
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* ON THE MAN *

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>> CLEANING IS AWESOME.
CLEANING IS AWESOME.

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CLEANING IS AWESOME.

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[laughter]

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>> * HE'S MY BEST CLONE *

139
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>> SO I SAID, "WHAT'S
YOUR FAVORITE ROOT VEGETABLE?"

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AND WE BOTH SAID,
"RUTABAGA,"

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both:
AT THE EXACT SAME TIME.

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>> UH-HUH.

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>> HEY, SWEET, MAMA.

144
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HOW ABOUT
A LITTLE LIP WRESTLING?

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>> HEY, THERE'S ANOTHER YOU
AND YOUR CLONE HAVE IN COMMON:

146
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HE LIKES ABBY JUST LIKE YOU DO.

147
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>> WHAT?
I DO NOT LIKE ABBY?

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00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:05,272
>> REALLY?

149
00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:06,607
WELL, YOUR LITTLE CLONE
SEEMS TO.

150
00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:07,741
>> SO?

151
00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,042
>> YOU HAVE THE SAME BRAIN
AS HIM.

152
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>> YEAH, BUT, I MEAN...
>> YEAH, HUH?

153
00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:11,445
CAN'T ANSWER THAT, CAN YOU?

154
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>> I CAN.
I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO.

155
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>> * OTIS LIKES ME *
>> * NO I DON'T *

156
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>> YES, YOU DO.

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>> OH, THAT'S REAL MATURE,
ABBY.

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>> HEY, TINY OTIS.
YOU BETTER BACK OFF.

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ABBY AND BIG OTIS
KIND OF HAVE A HISTORY.

160
00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:22,590
>> REALLY?
BUMMER.

161
00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:23,957
SHE'S ALL THAT
AND A SACK OF ACORNS.

162
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
HUH?

163
00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:26,727
HUH? HUH? HUH?
>> YEAH, I GET IT.

164
00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:28,929
>> HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH?
HUH? HUH? HUH?

165
00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,631
>> GEE, THAT WON'T EVER
GET ANNOYING.

166
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>> WELL, I'M OUT OF HERE,
SHORTY.

167
00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,401
KEEP IT REAL. LATER.
HASTA LA BYE-BYE.

168
00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,670
* YAP-A-DA-DA-DA *

169
00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,238
* I'M A TINY COW
AND I'M WALKIN' IN A GARDEN *

170
00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:39,640
* YAP-A-DA-DA-DA *

171
00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,709
[sniffing]

172
00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:42,910
HEY, LEMON SQUARES.

173
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HOW COME YOU'RE NOT
IN MY TUMMY?

174
00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,548
>> THAT'S ODD.

175
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I COULD HAVE SWORN I HAD A TRAY
OF LEMON SQUARES SITTING--

176
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>> HEY, MAMA.
WHAT'S SHAKING?

177
00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:54,955
>> [screams]
TINY TALKING COW!

178
00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,590
>> NO DUH.
ALL ANIMALS TALK.

179
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ESPECIALLY MY PAL OTIS.
HE'S HI-LARIOUS.

180
00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,828
>> YOU MEAN THAT COW
FROM NEXT DOOR?

181
00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:02,430
HMM.

182
00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,164
NOW, TINY TALKING COW,

183
00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:07,100
IF I MAKE YOU
SOME MORE LEMON SQUARES,

184
00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:10,237
WILL YOU TELL ME
ABOUT ALL YOUR BARNYARD FRIENDS?

185
00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,338
>> MORE LEMON SQUARES?

186
00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:12,773
SERVE 'EM UP, OLDIE.

187
00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,942
AS LONG AS YOU'RE BAKING,
MY LIP FLAPS ARE SHAKING.

188
00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:17,144
>> AND I'M TELLING YOU
THAT BURUNDI IS A REPUBLIC.

189
00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,246
>> NOW, WHAT'S THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH YOU LIKING ME?

190
00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:21,114
>> WELL, IF YOU CAN'T SEE,
THEN WE'RE DONE HERE.

191
00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,050
COME ON, LITTLE OTIS.
LET'S GO WHERE PEOPLE--

192
00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,151
LITTLE OTIS?

193
00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,285
HEY.
WHERE'D HE GO?

194
00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:26,954
HE WAS JUST HERE.
>> WHO, YOUR CLONE?

195
00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,456
>> I FOUND HIM.

196
00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:30,323
>> AH, I JUST SAW HIM GOING
TOWARDS MRS. BEADY'S.

197
00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:31,659
>> MRS. BEADY'S?

198
00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,326
YOU MEAN THE MRS. BEADY
WHO LIVES OVER THERE

199
00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:34,862
AND IS CONSTANTLY TRYING
TO EXPOSE US?

200
00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,296
>> UH...
YEP.

201
00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:37,565
>> OH, NO!

202
00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,535
>> IT'S QUIET.

203
00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:42,670
>> TOO QUIET!

204
00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,972
>> SHH.
>> PIG.

205
00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,007
[car engine turns over]

206
00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,375
>> HEY, OTIS.
I GOT A NEW FRIEND.

207
00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:49,710
SHE'S GONNA PUT ME
ON TV TOMORROW.

208
00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:50,744
I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS.

209
00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,279
>> THAT'S RIGHT,
TALKING ANIMALS.

210
00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,081
I AM EXPOSING YOU ALL

211
00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,550
ON TOMORROW'S
HILLY & JESS SHOW.

212
00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,254
[tires screech]

213
00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:02,923
>> AND DON'T TRY TO FIND US,

214
00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:06,093
BECAUSE I'M TAKING HIM
TO AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

215
00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:08,896
[tires screech]

216
00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:09,963
>> SO THERE!

217
00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,131
>> BYE.
SEE YA.

218
00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,165
HEY, CAN I DRIVE?

219
00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:14,134
>> WAIT.
>> STOP.

220
00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,669
>> IT'S NICE HE MADE A FRIEND.

221
00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:17,037
>> YOU'RE NOT TOO BRIGHT,
ARE YOU?

222
00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,371
>> GUYS, DON'T WORRY.

223
00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:20,073
THEY'LL NEVER PUT MRS. BEADY
ON TV.

224
00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,542
SHE'S A TOTAL FRUITCAKE.

225
00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,511
>> HEY, FOLKS,
TUNE IN TOMORROW MORNING,

226
00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,946
WHEN LOCAL RESIDENT NORA BEADY
DROPS BY

227
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WITH PROOF THAT
HER NEIGHBOR'S BARN ANIMALS

228
00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:28,816
CAN WALK AND TALK.

229
00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,851
>> YOU'RE A BARN ANIMAL,
HILLY.

230
00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,220
ISN'T HILLY A BARN ANIMAL?

231
00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,856
>> HEY, WHAT'S THAT EVEN MEAN?
I'M CONFUSED.

232
00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:37,858
all: [gasp]
>> WE'RE DOOMED.

233
00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:39,793
>> LITTLE OTIS
WILL EXPOSE US ALL.

234
00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,394
>> OTIS,
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

235
00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:42,696
>> I DON'T KNOW YET,

236
00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,297
BUT IT'LL PROBABLY INVOLVE
COSTUMES,

237
00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,534
SPLIT-SECOND TIMING,
AND DISGUISED CHARACTER VOICES.

238
00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,268
TO THE COSTUME,
SLIT-SECOND-TIMING,

239
00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:51,539
AND DISGUISED CHARACTER VOICES
HUT!

240
00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,941
>> IF LITTLE OTIS
IS ANYTHING LIKE BIG OTIS,

241
00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,843
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT WILL LURE HIM AWAY

242
00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,845
FROM A LIVE TV APPEARANCE,

243
00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:00,180
AND I KNOW JUST WHAT
THAT THING IS.

244
00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:02,750
>> WHO YOU TALKING TO?
>> NO ONE.

245
00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,120
>> OKAY, HAVE A SEAT, LADY.
WE GO LIVE IN FIVE.

246
00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,056
>> OH, SHOWBIZ JARGON.

247
00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:11,191
THIS IS SO EXCITING.

248
00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,326
NOW, JUST STAY
IN YOUR PET CARRIER,

249
00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:16,363
AND AUNTIE NORA
WILL MAKE YOU A BIG STAR.

250
00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:17,397
>> SWEET BUSINESS.

251
00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:18,899
BETTER PRACTICE
MY FAMOUS DANCE.

252
00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,167
* I'M FAMOUS,
I'M FAMOUS *

253
00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,234
* I'M A TINY COW,
I'M FAMOUS *

254
00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:22,235
[knocking at door]

255
00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,571
>> GREETINGS, PERSON.

256
00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,438
I'M YOUR FELLOW TALK SHOW GUEST,
TUCK BUTTLEY,

257
00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:28,676
AUTHOR OF THE BEST-SELLING BOOK
IRON BUNS NOW.

258
00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:31,278
>> YES, I'VE SEEN YOU
ON LATE-NIGHT TV.

259
00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,813
>> YOU PROBABLY HAVE.

260
00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,216
SAY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE
SOME VERY UN-IRON-LIKE BUNS.

261
00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,618
>> I KNOW.

262
00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,687
IT'S ALL OF THOSE
DEEP-FRIED BREAKFAST PIES.

263
00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,589
CAN YOU HELP ME,
TUCK BUTTLEY?

264
00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:42,656
>> CAN I?

265
00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:43,957
I'LL HAVE REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS

266
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,258
STICKING TO YOUR BOTTOM
IN NO TIME

267
00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,861
WITH MY PATENTED
IRONIZING BUN BURN.

268
00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,497
[grunting]

269
00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:51,498
NOW YOU.

270
00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:52,833
>> UH-HUH, HUH.

271
00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:53,834
OH, HA.

272
00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,268
HEE, HOW.

273
00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:58,806
>> PLAY ALONG, AND I'LL HAVE YOU
OUT OF HERE IN NO TIME.

274
00:08:58,872 --> 00:08:59,940
>> HUH?
OH, HEY, OTIS.

275
00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,208
GREAT COSTUME.

276
00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,476
>> NO, SHH.
LOWER YOUR WORD VOLUME.

277
00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,178
>> HEY, AUNTIE NORA.
LOOK, IT'S OTIS.

278
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,479
WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT THIS GUY?

279
00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:07,748
HE'S ALWAYS ON.

280
00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,149
>> OTIS.

281
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,517
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

282
00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:11,719
>> SHH.

283
00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:12,753
WHOOPS.

284
00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,121
UH, THAT HAPPENED.

285
00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,355
>> [screams]

286
00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,957
SECURITY!

287
00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,326
>> WAAAH!

288
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,194
>> [groaning]

289
00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,429
>> HAVE AT YOU.

290
00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,698
>> EN GARDE.
>> YOU EN GARDE.

291
00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,667
>> [groans]
>> HA. HO-HA.

292
00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:27,635
>> [groans]

293
00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,638
>> AAH!
>> [grunts]

294
00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,907
>> I KNEW IT.
OTIS IN TROUBLE.

295
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,543
I JUST HOPE
MY BACKUP PLAN WORKS.

296
00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,746
OKAY, LITTLE ABBY,
JUST LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT.

297
00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,313
>> RIGHT.
I'M ON IT.

298
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,248
>> TAKE THAT!
>> MISSED ME.

299
00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,549
>> HAVE SOME FRUIT.

300
00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:43,984
>> I WILL.
IT'S PART OF A BALANCED DIET.

301
00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,085
[knocking on glass]

302
00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,019
>> HUH?

303
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:53,894
>> * HOW CAN I BE
IN YOUR TINY WORLD? *

304
00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:58,065
* IS THERE ROOM ENOUGH
FOR TWO? *

305
00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:02,269
* TINY ME AND TINY YOU *

306
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,705
>> HOT BEANS.

307
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,506
HEY, BEAUTIFUL.

308
00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,341
HEAVEN MUST BE MISSING
A TINY COW.

309
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:09,542
both: [gasp]

310
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:12,813
>> TAKE THAT.
>> MISSED ME.

311
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,114
>> OH, I DIDN'T.
>> TRY THE CHIPS.

312
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,448
>> OOH, ENJOY THE DIP.

313
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,184
>> WOULD YOU LIKE SOME KETCHUP
WITH THOSE EYES?

314
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,618
AAAH!
CELERY TRAUMA.

315
00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:22,055
>> YES!
VICTORY IS MINE.

316
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,991
>> ALL RIGHT, BEADY.
YOU'RE ON.

317
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,426
>> SO, NORA BEADY,

318
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:29,596
YOU CLAIM THAT BARN ANIMALS
CAN WALK ON TWO LEGS,

319
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,432
TALK, AND HAVE
CRAZY ALL-NIGHT PARTIES.

320
00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,201
>> THAT'S RIGHT, HILLY.
THEY CAN.

321
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,936
AND I BROUGHT PROOF.

322
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:39,106
COME ON OUT,
TINY TALKING COW.

323
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,307
>> CLEANING IS AWESOME.

324
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,408
WHO LOVES SPORTS BLOOPERS?

325
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,542
I SOILED MYSELF.

326
00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:43,677
>> WHAT THE--

327
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,345
LADY, THAT'S JUST
A STUPID DUMMY

328
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:46,780
WITH A BUCKET HEAD.

329
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,816
>> BUT THERE WAS A REAL,
TINY TALKING COW

330
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,050
IN THERE A MINUTE AGO.

331
00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,384
I SWEAR IT.

332
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,220
>> YOU'RE A BUCKET HEAD,
LADY.

333
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,555
ISN'T SHE A BUCKET HEAD?

334
00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,590
[crowd boos]

335
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,591
>> NO.

336
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,827
>> SECURITY!

337
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:02,262
>> I'M NOT LIAR,
AND I'M NOT CRAZY.

338
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,733
THERE ARE TALKING ANIMALS!

339
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,301
>> OKAY.

340
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,470
NEXT UP,
CHEF SUZY'S GONNA SHOW US

341
00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,740
HOW TO MAKE HOMEMADE JELLYBEANS,

342
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,842
AND WE'RE LEAVING OUT
THE LICORICE KIND.

343
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,376
>> YOU'RE A JELLYBEAN,

344
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,246
AND YOU'RE LEAVING OUT
THE LICORICE KIND.

345
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,815
>> YOU SEE, BEV?
THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

346
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,751
SHE'S NOT EVEN SAYING ANYTHING.

347
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,055
>> BUT, ABBY, HOW DID YOU KNOW
A MINI VERSION OF YOU

348
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,790
WOULD LURE LITTLE OTIS
FROM THE CARRIER?

349
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,792
>> EASY, I KNEW
HE'D BE CRAZY ABOUT HER

350
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,127
THE SAME WAY BIG OTIS
IS CRAZY ABOUT ME.

351
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,495
>> LIES AND CONJECTURE, MADAM.

352
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,597
MY CLONE IS NOT CRAZY
ABOUT YOUR CLONE.

353
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:38,766
>> HEY, OTIS.
GUESS WHAT.

354
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,033
LITTLE ABBY
AND I ARE GOING STEADY.

355
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,301
AH...
[purrs]

356
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,336
>> GIVE ME A KISS, BABY.
>> PUCKER UP, SUGAR.

357
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,138
>> WHAT? STOP IT.
THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING.

358
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,573
BREAK IT UP, YOU TWO.

359
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,842
THEY GROW UP SO FAST.

360
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,681
[upbeat instrumental music]

361
00:11:54,782 --> 00:12:01,254
* *

362
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,527
>> GATHER ROUND, KIDS.
IT'S STORY TIME.

363
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:08,561
both: YAY!

364
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,597
>> IT ENTERTAINS
WHILE IT TEACHES.

365
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,866
>> * STORIES,
STORY *

366
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,869
>> AND HERE'S TODAY'S
SPECIAL GUEST READER, ABBY.

367
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,838
WHAT'S TODAY'S STORY, ABBY?

368
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,373
>> OH, IT'S A GOOD ONE.
IT'S CALLED...

369
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,608
>> OH, HEY, GUYS.
DON'T MIND ME.

370
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,676
I'M JUST LOOKING
FOR MY PAINTBALL CANNON.

371
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,212
NOPE, THAT'S NOT IT.
NOPE.

372
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,047
HEY, MY LUCKY GARLIC PRESS.

373
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,481
>> DO YOU MIND, MORON?

374
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,683
WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE STORY TIME.
>> STORY TIME?

375
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,152
COOL.

376
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,221
ARE THERE ROBOTS IN THE STORY?
FLESH-EATING ZOMBIES?

377
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,523
OOH, HOW ABOUT A ROGUE COP
WHO'S TWO DAYS FROM RETIREMENT?

378
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:40,928
>> NO, IT'S CALLED
HAPPY TROLLEY GOES TO TOWN.

379
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,262
>> DOES THE TROLLEY
JUMP THE TRACKS

380
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,363
AND PLOW DOWN SOME ZOMBIES?

381
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,497
STORY TIME PAIN!

382
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,199
>> NOW,
WHERE WERE WE?

383
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,836
>> HAPPY TROLLEY WENT
TO TINYTOWN

384
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:52,205
TO SEE HIS COUSIN TOMMY TAXI,
BUT HE WASN'T HOME.

385
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,974
HAPPY TROLLEY LOOKED EVERYWHERE:

386
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,843
THE COTTON CANDY FACTORY,

387
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,845
THE FUN-DIDDLY-UM-DUM STORE,

388
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,479
THE BUNNY MUSEUM,

389
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,348
SILLY SALLY'S SILLY SHACK,

390
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,682
CUTIE PIE CORNER.

391
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,051
>> SWEET CUD.

392
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,353
WHAT ARE THOSE WORDS COMING OUT
OF YOUR MOUTH?

393
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,988
>> OTIS, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

394
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,057
I'M SORRY, BUT YOUR FILLING
THESE KIDS' HEADS WITH MUSH.

395
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,391
>> IS THAT TRUE, BESSY?

396
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,760
ARE OUR HEADS FILLED WITH MUSH?

397
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:16,096
>> * MUSHY, MUSHY *

398
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,530
>> I REST MY CASE.

399
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,867
ANYWAY, YOU DON'T LEARN
ABOUT THE WORLD FROM BOOKS.

400
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,335
YOU GOT TO STEP OUTSIDE,
GET SOME MUD ON YOUR HOOVES,

401
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,504
BREATHE DEEP
OF THE HEADY STEW OF LIFE.

402
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:25,973
>> EXCUSE ME, CHILDREN.

403
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,641
I GOT TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK
WITH OTIS.

404
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,211
>> AH! YEOW.
PAIN. TRAUMA. OOH.

405
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,915
>> KIDS, LET'S FINISH
STORY TIME LATER.

406
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,617
I GOT TO GO WASH THE STUPID
OFF MY KNUCKLES.

407
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,786
>> I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, OTIS.

408
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:43,123
>> SORRY YOU DIDN'T LIKE
STORY TIME OTIS.

409
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,993
>> IT USUALLY DOESN'T END
IN A PAINFUL BEATING.

410
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,727
>> I'M JUST WORRIED
ABOUT YOU KIDS.

411
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,629
THAT'S WHY TOMORROW
I'M TAKING YOU GUYS

412
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,798
FOR YOUR FIRST FIELD TRIP
INTO THE BIG CITY.

413
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,301
>> [gasping together]
AWESOME.

414
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,303
>> AND NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I FALL DOWN.

415
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,237
thud

416
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,575
AH, IT'S A GREAT DAY
FOR A TRUFFLE HUNT.

417
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,177
IT SHOULD BE
SOME GOOD TRUFFLE HUNTING.

418
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,079
HA, HA, HA, YES.
TRUFFLE HUNT.

419
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,915
>> WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING,
"TRUFFLE HUNT?"

420
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,382
>> NO REASON.
TRUFFLE HUNT!

421
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,052
I MEAN,
TRUFFLE HUNTERS FALL IN.

422
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,687
>> SINCE WHEN DO YOU ALL LIKE
TRUFFLE HUNTING?

423
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,023
>> TRUFFLES ARE FASCINATING.

424
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,790
THEY ARE A FORM OF MUSHROOM.

425
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,626
>> THEY MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE.

426
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,929
>> UH, AND UH...
OH, BEAUTIFUL.

427
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,630
>> IF THIS ISN'T A RUSE.

428
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,732
>> YOU BETTER NOT BE TAKING
THOSE KIDS OFF

429
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,935
ON SOME RISKY,
IRRESPONSIBLE ADVENTURE.

430
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,270
>> [gasps]
IRRESPONSIBLE? ME?

431
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,704
WHO'S--WHO'S RESPONSIBLE?

432
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:32,772
THIS COW.

433
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:33,941
[laughs]

434
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,142
LAUGHING.

435
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,476
>> OH, UH...

436
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,947
[laughter]

437
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,614
>> YOU HAVE THOSE KIDS
BACK BY 3:00,

438
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,316
OR YOU'LL BE TARTAR SAUCE.

439
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,717
>> HA, DON'T WORRY.

440
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,687
IN JAPAN, THEY CALL ME
RESPONSIBILITY-SAN.

441
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,222
MOVE OUT, TROOPS.
QUICKLY.

442
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,790
>> OKAY.
>> I'M SO EXCITED.

443
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,825
>> YAY!
>> LET'S GO.

444
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:55,462
>> WE DITCHED 'EM.

445
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,197
HUMAN DISGUISES, ACTIVATE.

446
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,501
>> BUT THIS DISGUISE
ACCENTUATES MY FOREHEAD.

447
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,303
>> KIDS, GET READY
TO SEE WONDERS

448
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,272
BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.

449
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,040
TO THE BIG CITY!

450
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,643
HERE WE ARE, KIDS,
THE BIG CITY.

451
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,112
>> URBAN-Y.
>> AWESOME.

452
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,081
[cell phone rings]
>> YELLO.

453
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,183
>> YEAH,
HOW'S THE TRUFFLE HUNT GOING?

454
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,151
>> YO. OH, UH, YOU.
GREAT.

455
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,852
WE HAVE FOUND SEVERAL PASSELS
OF TRUFFLES.

456
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:20,988
[car horn honks]

457
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,255
>> WHAT WAS THAT?

458
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,657
>> NOTHING.
IT WAS A TRUFFLE-CRAZED GOOSE.

459
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,293
HANGING UP ON YOU.

460
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,894
>> THIS CITY IS SO COOL, OTIS.

461
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,329
WILL WE SEE A RIOT?

462
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,064
>> HOW ABOUT
A WATER MAIN EXPLOSION?

463
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,465
NOW, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

464
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,167
>> OR A SCHEDULED
SANITATION PICKUP.

465
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,235
YAY!

466
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,569
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, CHILDREN.

467
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,038
THAT'S FOR THE ADVANCED CLASS.

468
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,706
LET'S START OFF EASY
WITH THE PRIDE

469
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,408
OF EVERY GREAT
TEEMING METROPOLIS.

470
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,476
PIG, WHICH WAY TO...

471
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,178
THE LAMP STORE?

472
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,146
>> [sniffing]

473
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,414
THAT WAY.

474
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,149
>> IMPRESSIVE.
LET'S GO, PEOPLE.

475
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,021
>> UH, PIG.

476
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,255
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHERE WE ARE?

477
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,090
>> UM...
NONE WHATSOEVER.

478
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,358
[cell phone rings]

479
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,027
>> GUYS,
TRUFFLE HUNT MODE.

480
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,595
>> THAT LOOKS LIKE A TRUFFLE.
>> THIS IS A GOOD TRUFFLE...

481
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,630
>> TRUFFLES BY OTIS.

482
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,165
>> OTIS,
HERE'S THE THING.

483
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,667
I'M TRACKING YOU
VIA THE GPS CHIP WE INSTALLED

484
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,069
UNDER FREDDY'S SKIN.

485
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,771
>> SO THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN BUZZING
UNDER MY ARMPIT.

486
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,573
>> AND THE CHIP SAYS
YOU ALL ARE DOWNTOWN.

487
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,475
>> UH...
OH, WELL...

488
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,776
YOU'RE BREAKING UP.

489
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,212
HOLD ON.
LET ME...OVER HERE.

490
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,447
>> FREDDY,
WE GOT TO GET THAT CHIP

491
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,648
OUT OF YOUR SKIN, STAT.

492
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,283
>> UM, CAN WE DISCUSS THIS?

493
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,152
>> OF COURSE WE CAN DISCUSS--
GET HIM!

494
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,758
>> WHAT'S THAT
HAUNTING MELLIFLUOUS SOUND

495
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,226
IN 3-4 TIME?

496
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,428
>> NOT SURE.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.

497
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,632
[bagpipe and alphorn music]

498
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,334
* *

499
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,837
>> THEY'RE HIDEOUS.
>> ARE THEY FRIENDLY?

500
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,339
>> IT COULD BE A SPECIES
OF SUBHUMAN.

501
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,208
>> DUDE, LOOK.

502
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,710
I THINK
THEY'RE TINY TALENT SCOUTS.

503
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,979
>> APLINE HORN SOLO!

504
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:58,618
* *

505
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,120
DUDE, YOU NAILED IT.

506
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,788
>> WE'RE GONNA BE FAMOUS.

507
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,125
both:
[singing incoherently]

508
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,194
* *

509
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,497
>> [groaning]

510
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,564
>> GYEAH-HA-HOO.

511
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:12,532
thud

512
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,235
>> HELLO.
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

513
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,469
>> OTIS, WHAT'S GOING ON?

514
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,105
>> WHOOPS.
FREDDY SWALLOWED A WOODCHUCK.

515
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,139
GOT TO GO.

516
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,108
YES, ANOTHER SCAM
SUCCESSFULLY--

517
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,675
HEY, WHERE ARE ALL THE KIDS?

518
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,577
>> YOU MEAN THE ONES
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING?

519
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,647
[dramatic music]

520
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:31,151
* *

521
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,419
>> OH, NO.
THEY'RE GONE.

522
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,620
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

523
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:34,787
THIS TOWN WILL EAT THEM ALIVE.

524
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,289
THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE LOST LAMBS.

525
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,390
>> ACTUALLY,
FOR THE RECORD,

526
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,591
ONE OF THEM IS A LAMB.

527
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,360
>> THAT ONLY REINFORCES
MY METAPHOR.

528
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,329
WE GOT TO FIND THEM.
QUICK. THIS WAY.

529
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,900
>> UH, WELL,
THAT WAS A PLEASANT INTERLUDE.

530
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:48,968
>> HEY, WHERE IS EVERYONE?

531
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:49,969
THEY'RE GONE.

532
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,604
>> WE'RE ALL ALONE IN THE CITY.

533
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,173
WE'LL NEVER GET HOME.

534
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,607
HYPERVENTILATING.

535
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,276
HYPERVENTILATING!

536
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,978
>> GET IT TOGETHER.

537
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,913
>> STILL PANICKING.

538
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,617
NOW I'M GOOD.
>> HE NEEDED THAT.

539
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:05,752
>> LET'S GO FIND OTIS.

540
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,154
COME ON.

541
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,957
>> JOEY, MACY.
>> HELLO, KIDS.

542
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,192
>> BIG-HEADED CHICK-KID.

543
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,493
>> HELLO, GOOD SIRS.

544
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,827
HAVE YOU SEEN
THREE LITTLE HUMANS

545
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,329
WITH FUR AND BLACK,
HOOF-LIKE SHOES?

546
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,998
>> LIKE TINY TALENT SCOUTS?

547
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,834
THEY WENT THAT WAY, DUDE.
>> THANKS.

548
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:22,835
>> WAIT, DUDE.

549
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,171
CAN YOU GIVE 'EM OUR DEMO?

550
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,176
>> HEY,
WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING?

551
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,010
>> WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING,
OFFICER.

552
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,679
WE CAME INTO TOWN
WITH SOME ADULTS,

553
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:33,946
BUT WE LOST THEM.

554
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,415
>> OH, LOST KIDS, HUH?

555
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,218
LET'S LOOK UP WHAT IT SAYS
ABOUT THIS IN THE MANUAL.

556
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,187
>> PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TAKE US
TO THE LOCAL PRECINCT

557
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,622
AND NOTIFY OUR PARENTS
OR GUARDIANS.

558
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,191
>> ALL RIGHT THERE,
LITTLE FELLOW.

559
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,659
YOU JUST LEAVE THE POLICE WORK
TO THE GROWNUPS, OKAY?

560
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,396
"BRING MINORS TO PRECINCT
AND NOTIFY THEIR PARENTS AND..."

561
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,931
OKAY,
EVERYONE IN THE SQUAD CAR.

562
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,866
>> THE SQUAD CAR.
>> [together] AWESOME.

563
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,802
>> I HOPE I GROW.

564
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,605
>> OTIS, WE'VE LOOKED
EVERYWHERE--AND NO KIDS.

565
00:18:58,671 --> 00:18:59,606
[cell phone rings]

566
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:00,907
>> GUTEN TAG.

567
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,909
HEINRICH SNOUT'S
ONE-STOP SNITZENKRUBEL SHOP.

568
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,211
HEINRICH TALKING AT YOU.

569
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,712
>> I KNOW IT'S YOU, MORON,

570
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,548
AND YOU BETTER HAVE THOSE KIDS
BACK HOME IN 20 MINUTES.

571
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,850
>> BUT THE TRUFFLING
IS AMAZING TODAY.

572
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,586
IT'S LIKE THE EARTH JUST PUKED
UP A PILE OF TRUFFLE BARF.

573
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,390
>> WHEE!
[sirens wail]

574
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,725
>> WAS THAT A SIREN?

575
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,427
>> YOU MEAN
THE ANCIENT GREEK SEDUCTRESSES

576
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,028
WHO WOULD LURE SAILORS
TO THEIR DEATHS?

577
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,996
DON'T THINK SO.
GOTTA GO. BYE.

578
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,798
>> OTIS, THE KIDS GOT PINCHED
BY THE FIVE-O.

579
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,033
>> SWEET CUD.

580
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,301
IF THAT COP TAKES THEM
TO THE STATION,

581
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,502
HE'S TO BOUND TO FIND OUT

582
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:30,903
THEY'RE TALKING
BARNYARD ANIMALS.

583
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,273
>> UNLESS THEY NEVER GET
TO THE STATION.

584
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,475
>> YOUR TINY MOUSE MIND
IS FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS.

585
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,643
>> HEY!

586
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,611
>> COME ON.
I HAVE A PLAN.

587
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:43,316
>> I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE--
A KID WITH A BADGE.

588
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,253
>> * GAS MASK,
GAS MASK, GAS MASK *

589
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,420
>> ATTENTION ALL UNITS,

590
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,422
I HAVE AN ENLARGED THYROID,
OVER.

591
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,592
>> CALLING FRED.
10-27 IN PROGRESS.

592
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,126
>> A DARING DAYLIGHT
BANK ROBBERY?

593
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,328
I'M ON IT, GERTIE.

594
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,496
HANG ON, KIDS.

595
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,030
THIS IS ABOUT TO GET
VERY POLICE-Y.

596
00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,432
[sirens wail]

597
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,200
[tires squeal]

598
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,772
>> I'M AFRAID TO ASK,
BUT WHY ARE YOU WRITING "BANK"

599
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,139
OVER THAT FRUIT STAND SIGN?

600
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,408
>> ARE YOU KIDDING?

601
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,976
ROBBING A REAL BANK
WOULD BE DANGEROUS.

602
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,778
BESIDES, THE COP ONLY HAS
TO BUY IT LONG ENOUGH

603
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,413
FOR FREDDY AND PECK TO SNEAK
INTO THE SQUAD CAR

604
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,047
AND GET THE KIDS.

605
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,449
[siren wails]
>> HERE HE COMES.

606
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:17,884
[tires screech]

607
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,352
>> STAY HERE, KIDS.

608
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,721
ALL RIGHT,
THIS IS THE POLICE.

609
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,590
COME OUT OF THAT BANK
WITH YOUR HANDS UP.

610
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,791
JUMPIN' CATFISH.

611
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,125
>> BACK OFF, COPPER.

612
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,660
I GOT APRICOTS,
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE THEM.

613
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,861
>> AND I'VE GOT PAPAYAS.

614
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,096
MAYBE THEY'RE A LITTLE MUSHY,

615
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,164
BUT I COULD MAKE A NICE JAM
OUT OF THEM.

616
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,133
>> YES, MAYBE YOU TALK
NOT SO MUCH.

617
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,602
>> OKAY.
>> FREDDY, PECK.

618
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,337
WE'LL KEEP HIM BUSY
WHILE YOU GUYS GET THE KIDS.

619
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,438
GO, GO, GO.

620
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,573
>> HEY, OW.
CUT IT OUT.

621
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,541
OH, FOR CRYING OUT--

622
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,009
COME ON!

623
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,945
>> AAH.
THE PERPS.

624
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,947
>> OKAY, KIDS.
IT'S SAFE TO...

625
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:48,948
>> [together]
YAAH!

626
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,651
[taser buzzes]

627
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,020
>> AH, OOH.
HEY!

628
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,988
>> OFFICER FRED NEEDS BACKUP,
GUYS.

629
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,524
>> I'M ALL OVER IT.

630
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,592
FIRE IN THE HOLE!

631
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:00,593
>> GUYS, IT'S THE KIDS.

632
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,329
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

633
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,064
MOMMY.

634
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,467
>> AAAH!

635
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:10,337
>> WHOA.

636
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,704
>> AH, DUDE.

637
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,806
>> YOUR SIGHT SHOULD RETURN
IN SIX TO TWELVE HOURS.

638
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,608
>> KIDS...AAH!
WAIT...DAAH!

639
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:16,809
IT'S ME.

640
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,244
BLAAH!

641
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,347
>> [gasps]
OTIS, WE'RE SO SORRY.

642
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,648
>> WHY'D YOU DO IT, OTIS?

643
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,483
IF YOU NEEDED MONEY,
WE COULD HAVE STEERED YOU

644
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,352
TOWARDS SOME
INTEREST-BEARING TREASURY BONDS.

645
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,586
BLAAH, GLEEK.

646
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,488
>> NO TIME
FOR SMART MONEY MANAGEMENT.

647
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,557
WE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE
BEFORE WE ALL END UP IN JAIL.

648
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,691
>> DON'T WORRY, OTIS.

649
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:32,959
WE USED THE RADIO
IN THE SQUAD CAR

650
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,060
TO MAKE A FEW CALLS.

651
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,928
WE HAVE A BACKUP PLAN.

652
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,030
>> OKAY, I'M DONE
PLAYING AROUND.

653
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:40,367
SWEET MARZIPAN.

654
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,168
>> WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE,
OFFICER.

655
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,170
>> WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON
IN HERE?

656
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:45,972
>> WE'RE NOT REALLY KIDS,
OFFICER.

657
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,375
WE'RE TINY FBI AGENTS
WHO HAVE BEEN WORKING UNDERCOVER

658
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,209
TO FLUSH OUT THIS GANG.

659
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:52,379
>> AH, COME ON.
I FIND THAT VERY HARD TO--

660
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,514
MERCIFUL PANCAKES.

661
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:57,917
[helicopter rotors whir]

662
00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,285
>> WE CALLED IN THE CHOPPER.

663
00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:02,054
THESE PUNKS ARE GOING AWAY
FOR A LONG TIME.

664
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,590
>> WE'LL RECOMMEND YOU
FOR A PROMOTION.

665
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:04,924
LET'S MOVE OUT.

666
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:06,926
squeak

667
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:12,765
THERE GO THREE FREAKISHLY SHORT
AMERICAN HEROES.

668
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,201
HEY, THERE'S STILL TIME
TO HIT THE LAMP STORE.

669
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,803
>> WELL, THAT WAS AMAZING.

670
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,037
BUT HOW DID YOU GUYS
PULL IT OFF?

671
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,539
>> IT WAS EASY.

672
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:22,475
WE USED OFFICER FRED'S RADIO
TO CALL ABBY AND BESSY.

673
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:25,678
>> FINALLY GOT THIS OLD CRATE
WORKING AGAIN.

674
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:29,081
>> OH, AND LET ME JUST BE CLEAR
ON ONE POINT...

675
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,149
thwack!
>> PAIN.

676
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,551
>> AND NOW, KIDS,

677
00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:33,486
I'M GONNA TELL YOU THE STORY
OF THE STUPID COW

678
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:34,854
WHO WENT TO TOWN.

679
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:36,222
>> [together] YAY!

680
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:38,425
>> ONCE UPON A TIME,
THERE WAS A STUPID COW

681
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:39,859
WHO LIED TO HIS FRIENDS.

682
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:41,060
thwack!
>> OW!

683
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,729
>> HE SAID HE WAS GOING
TRUFFLE HUNTING,

684
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,597
BUT THAT WAS A LOAD OF GARBAGE.

685
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,132
>> THIS STORY SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

686
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,066
thwack!
OW!

687
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,300
DOES ANYONE HAVE A PARACHUTE?

688
00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:49,669
thwack
OW!

689
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:54,641
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