1
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>> I'M JUST HEADING
TO THE FIELDS, DUKE.

2
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I'LL BE BACK.

3
00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:11,645
[engine revs]

4
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>> CLEAR.

5
00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:16,350
[lively hoedown music]

6
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>> ALL RIGHT!

7
00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:19,487
* *

8
00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:20,954
RAT-A-BAMBA!

9
00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:24,225
>> * FROM THE HAYSTACKS
UP TO THE HILLTOPS *

10
00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:26,394
* WE GO ON DANCING *

11
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* TO HELP US DO THE MILKING
THROUGH THE NIGHT *

12
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>> OW, OW!
OKAY, OW.

13
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OW!

14
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>> * DO SI DO
YOUR PARTNER NOW *

15
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* *

16
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* GONNA PARTY
TILL THE MORNING LIGHT *

17
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* *

18
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* DO SI DO
AND DON'T YOU KNOW *

19
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* IT'S JUST THE WAY
WE ANIMALS ROLL *

20
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[motor roaring]

21
00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,147
>> HA HA!

22
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[all screaming]

23
00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,632
>> YOU CAN RUN,
BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE

24
00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:07,668
FROM THE AWESOME POWER
OF MY EARWAX BLASTER.

25
00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,137
[laughs]

26
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[wet splattering]

27
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WHEE!

28
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HA HA!

29
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>> [screaming]

30
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>> [laughs]

31
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>> NO!

32
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>> SAY YOUR PRAYERS, MILKY BOY.

33
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>> EUGENE!

34
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>> I'M BUSY.

35
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>> COME HOME.

36
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I HAVE A WONDERFUL SURPRISE
FOR YOU.

37
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>> A SURPRISE?

38
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I LIKE SURPRISES.

39
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YOU'RE LUCKY, COW.

40
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>> EUGENE!

41
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>> I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.

42
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[all groaning]

43
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>> ALL RIGHT, IS EVERYONE OKAY?

44
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>> SORRY.

45
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

46
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I HAVE WAX IN MY EARS,
AND IT'S NOT MINE!

47
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>> I HATE THAT KID.

48
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>> HE'S INHUMAN.

49
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>> HE'S NOT OF THIS EARTH.

50
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>> HE'S A MONSTER.
>> WHAT?

51
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>> I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND
OF THIS BIG SURPRISE.

52
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>> I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND
OF VACUUMS.

53
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>> YOU'RE NOT BRIGHT.

54
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>> LET'S FOLLOW HIM.

55
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>> THESE ARE SOME
STUPID ANIMALS.

56
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GET MY SURPRISE.

57
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[shouts]

58
00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:24,612
>> OH, THERE'S MY SMOOTH-SKINNED
LITTLE MAN CUB.

59
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>> SO WHATEVER.

60
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WHERE'S MY STUPID SURPRISE?

61
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>> HELLO, COUSIN.

62
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>> [screaming]

63
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>> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

64
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>> [screaming]

65
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[screaming]

66
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>> OH, I KNEW YOU'D BE THRILLED.

67
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BERNARD STOPPED BY ON HIS WAY
TO EXPLOSIVES CAMP.

68
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>> YEAH, FAMILY MEANS
EVERYTHING TO ME.

69
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AUNTIE NORA, WOULD YOU GO GET US
ONE OF YOUR DELICIOUS

70
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BIG BOY SNACKS?

71
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>> GOOD IDEA, BERNARD.

72
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YOU TWO MUST HAVE A LOT
OF CATCHING UP TO DO.

73
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>> WELL, WELL.

74
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>> LOOK, BERNARD,

75
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YOU MAY HAVE BEAT ME UP
WHEN I WAS LITTLE,

76
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BUT I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE NOTICED.

77
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I'M NOT THAT LITTLE ANYMORE.

78
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>> I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND
WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM.

79
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>> [screaming]

80
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[cuckoo cawing]

81
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>> THAT'S WHY ALL I WANT
IS FOR YOU TO SAY

82
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THAT YOU'RE A DIRTY PILGRIM.

83
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>> I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT.

84
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>> REALLY?

85
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GOT YOUR NOSE!

86
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>> [screaming]

87
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>> [laughs]

88
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HERE, YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK NOW.

89
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>> NOW WILL YOU ADMIT
THAT YOU'RE A DIRTY PILGRIM?

90
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>> NO, I WILL NOT ADMIT IT.

91
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>> SAY IT!

92
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SAY YOU'RE A DIRTY PILGRIM!

93
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>> I'M A DIRTY PILGRIM!

94
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I'M A DIRTY PILGRIM.

95
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>> EUGENE!

96
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JUST LOOK AT THE MESS
YOU'VE MADE.

97
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>> I TRIED TO TELL HIM,
AUNTIE NORA.

98
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HE'S JUST SUCH A DIRTY PILGRIM.

99
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>> OW.

100
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[ostrich caws]

101
00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:01,141
>> THAT KID WAS JUST SADISTIC,
BRUTAL,

102
00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:03,076
AND COMPLETELY MEAN
TO SNOTTY BOY.

103
00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,412
>> I KNOW.

104
00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,613
I THINK I LOVE HIM.

105
00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:06,914
>> AW, ME TOO.
>> HE'S AWESOME.

106
00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,482
>> MY HERO.
>> WHAT?

107
00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,984
>> TOO BAD THAT COUSIN KID CAN'T
STICK AROUND TILL SNOTTY LEAVES.

108
00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:12,520
>> MAYBE HE CAN.

109
00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,588
[phone rings]

110
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>> I'LL GET THAT.

111
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>> I AM SO GONNA TELL AUNTIE
ON YOU.

112
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[crashing]

113
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OR NOT.

114
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>> HELLO?

115
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>> YES, THIS IS COUNSELOR
GINT MCSPLODEY

116
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FROM EXPLOSIVES CAMP.

117
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>> OH, HELLO, COUNSELOR.

118
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I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT
THE CAMP'S GONE OUT OF BUSINESS,

119
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SO BERNARD'S GONNA HAVE TO MAKE
OTHER PLANS THIS MONTH.

120
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>> [imitates explosion]

121
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>> WHOOP, THAT WAS A BIG
'SPLOSION IN CABIN NINE.

122
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GOT TO GO!

123
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>> OKAY, BYE.

124
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THE MAN FROM YOUR CAMP SAYS
IT'S GONE OUT OF BUSINESS.

125
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>> WHAT?

126
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>> MY EYES!

127
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>> THAT'S NOT FAIR TO ME.

128
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>> OH, YOU POOR THING.

129
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I KNOW.

130
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY HERE

131
00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,361
AND PLAY WITH YOUR COUSIN
ALL SUMMER?

132
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>> WELL, THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.

133
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I'LL GO UNPACK.

134
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>> AUNTIE NORA,
BERNARD CAN'T STAY HERE.

135
00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:04,271
HE LIKES A FIRM MATTRESS,
AND YOURS ARE ALL EXTRA FIRM.

136
00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:07,107
>> OH, YOU JUST DON'T WANT
TO SHARE YOUR AUNTIE NORA.

137
00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:08,175
NO, YOU DON'T.

138
00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,477
WELL, DON'T WORRY.

139
00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:12,646
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE.

140
00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:15,749
NOW, WHERE DID I PUT THOSE
GUEST TOWELS?

141
00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,918
>> COME ON, COUSIN.

142
00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,987
TIME TO PLAY.

143
00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,823
>> [screaming]

144
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>> [bright whistling]

145
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[all cheering]

146
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>> BABY!

147
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>> [frantic panting]

148
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[grunts]

149
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>> YOU CAN RUN,

150
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BUT NOT WELL.

151
00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:42,710
>> THIS IS GREAT.

152
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THIS IS THE BEST IDEA
I EVER HAD.

153
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>> WAIT A MINUTE.

154
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I SENSE JOY AND INNOCENCE
WAITING TO BE CRUSHED.

155
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>> UH, GUYS, WE MIGHT WANT

156
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TO GET INSIDE
AND HIDE OUR ENTRAILS.

157
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>> LET'S GO.

158
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[all screaming]

159
00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,060
[door slams]

160
00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:01,629
>> [bright whistling]

161
00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,764
>> WE'LL BE SAFE AS LONG AS HE
DOESN'T HAVE ANY EXPLO--

162
00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:08,268
[explosion]

163
00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:10,438
>> LET'S PARTY.

164
00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:14,274
[crashing, screaming]

165
00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:17,445
BYE, SILLY BILLY BARN ANIMALS.

166
00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:19,947
SEE YOU ALL SUMMER.

167
00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:21,181
>> IS HE GONE?

168
00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:22,450
HE'S GONE.

169
00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,452
I'M NOT EVEN SURE
HOW HE DID THIS.

170
00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,186
>> THAT IS ONE SICK KID.

171
00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,589
>> I THINK HE HAD A GOOD TIME.

172
00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:30,724
>> YES, I THINK HE REALLY
FELT AT HOME.

173
00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,192
>> HAS ANYONE SEEN PIP?

174
00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,596
>> I THINK YOU HAVE
A SINUS INFECTION.

175
00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:36,997
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M SAYING THIS,

176
00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,066
BUT WE WERE BETTER OFF WHEN
SNOTTY BOY WAS OUR ENEMY.

177
00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,634
>> OTIS, WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?

178
00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:42,503
THAT PSYCHO KID'S GONNA BE HERE
ALL SUMMER.

179
00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:43,904
>> GUYS, DO YOU REMEMBER

180
00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:45,706
WHAT MRS. BEADY SAID
TO SNOTTY BOY THIS MORNING?

181
00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,708
all: UH, NO.

182
00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,042
>> OH, YEAH.
NO.

183
00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,644
>> DO YOU HAVE A THOUGHT BUBBLE
TO REMIND US?

184
00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,312
>> I DO, ACTUALLY.

185
00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:56,717
>> YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE,
FAVORITE, FAVORITE...

186
00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,786
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

187
00:06:58,852 --> 00:06:59,853
>> COME ON, GUYS.

188
00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,622
I HAVE A PLAN.

189
00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:07,027
>> [panicked muttering]

190
00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,328
HUH?
WHO IS IT?

191
00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:09,763
IS IT YOU, BERNARD?

192
00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,633
>> WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT YOU.

193
00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,067
>> WHO ARE YOU?

194
00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,937
>> I AM WALKS WITH UDDERS,
YOUR ANIMAL SPIRIT GUIDE.

195
00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,573
AND THESE ARE MY FELLOW
SPIRIT GUIDE FRIENDS,

196
00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,641
OFFICER PIG.

197
00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:22,209
>> TOP OF THE MORNING.

198
00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,711
>> TWO CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.

199
00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,912
>> HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

200
00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:25,879
>> FORGET ABOUT IT.

201
00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,247
>> A SAILOR OF SOME TYPE.

202
00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:28,248
>> AHOY THERE.

203
00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:29,983
>> AND THIS TINY LOUNGE SINGER.

204
00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,052
>> * I'M JUST CRAZY
ABOUT CHESTNUTS *

205
00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,320
* 'CAUSE CHESTNUTS
GOT THAT ZING *

206
00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,622
[hissing]

207
00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:35,956
>> WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
>> WHAT SOUND?

208
00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,858
[machinery clanking, hissing]

209
00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:39,527
>> HOW COME EVERY TIME I HEAR
THAT SOUND

210
00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:43,263
THERE'S, LIKE, A BLAST OF SMOKE
THAT SHOOTS OUT OF YOUR DRESS?

211
00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,532
>> THIS ISN'T A DRESS.

212
00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:45,799
>> IT LOOKS LIKE A DRESS TO ME.

213
00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,134
>> I ASSURE YOU IT'S NOT A--

214
00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,537
>> DO YOU HAVE, LIKE,
A FOGGER UNDER THERE?

215
00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:50,838
YOU HAVE A FOGGER.

216
00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,305
>> WHAT?
>> THERE IT IS AGAIN.

217
00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,406
>> NO, I--
>> SEE.

218
00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:54,842
>> THIS IS JUST

219
00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,343
>> SOUND, MIST.

220
00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,746
SOUND, MIST.

221
00:07:58,812 --> 00:07:59,713
SOUND, MIST.

222
00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,014
>> YES, NEVER MIND THAT.

223
00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,783
WE HAVE HEARD YOUR CRIES
AGAINST YOUR ENEMY

224
00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:05,052
AND HAVE COME TO LEND YOU
OUR SPIRIT POWER.

225
00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,620
>> YOU DON'T LOOK VERY
POWERFUL TO ME.

226
00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:07,721
[grunts]

227
00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,857
>> IF YOU WISH TO DEFEAT
YOUR ENEMY,

228
00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:12,459
THEN FOLLOW US TO THE PLACE
OF RECKONING.

229
00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,694
>> PLACE OF WHAT?

230
00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:17,197
>> JUST FOLLOW US.

231
00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,933
>> WELCOME TO THE PLACE
OF RECKONING.

232
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,302
>> THIS LOOKS LIKE
A STUPID BARN.

233
00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,705
ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME DEFEAT
BERNARD OR WHAT?

234
00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:26,039
>> FELLOW SPIRITS,

235
00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:29,076
ANOINT HIM WITH THE TCHOTCHKIES
OF POWER.

236
00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:32,212
>> THE SNOW GLOBE OF STRENGTH.

237
00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:34,582
>> THE ROTTEN STICK OF AGILITY.

238
00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,850
>> THE KETCHUP PACKET
OF DEXTERITY.

239
00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:39,587
>> AND THE GARLIC CROUTON.

240
00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,021
>> WHAT'S THIS DO?

241
00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,756
>> NOTHING, BUT IT'S EXCELLENT
IN SALADS.

242
00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,257
REALLY PERKS UP A BOWL OF SOUP.

243
00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,493
>> [mumbling]

244
00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:49,597
WITH THESE TOOLS,
YOU SHALL CONQUER BERNARD.

245
00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,599
>> MUSCLES GROWING,

246
00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:55,903
COURAGE ISSUING FORTH
FROM EVERY PORE.

247
00:08:55,969 --> 00:09:00,774
I AM CONQUERING BOY.

248
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:03,911
[cat yowling and hissing]

249
00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,478
[cat meowing]

250
00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,514
[phone ringing]

251
00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:08,515
>> WHAT?

252
00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:09,617
>> OH, SORRY.

253
00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:11,118
I MUST HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.

254
00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,620
YOU'RE CLEARLY A TROLL.

255
00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:13,621
>> EUGENE?

256
00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,355
>> OH, HI, BERNARD.

257
00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:18,425
GOSH, YOU REALLY SOUND LIKE
A STUPID TROLL ON THE PHONE,

258
00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:21,361
A TROLL WITH A WIRE
AROUND HIS HEAD.

259
00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,230
>> [train whistle]

260
00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,531
[angered grunting]

261
00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:27,000
>> I HEAR YOUR VEIN THROBBING,
GEAR HEAD.

262
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,638
>> TELL ME WHERE YOUR FACE IS
SO I CAN DESTROY IT.

263
00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,673
>> MEET ME IN THE PLACE
OF RECKONING.

264
00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:36,109
IT'S A LARGE RED BUILDING
100 YARDS DOWN THE ROAD.

265
00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,277
>> YOU MEAN THAT BARN?

266
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,979
>> PLACE OF RECKONING!

267
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:42,049
NOW, TO SUMMON MORE POWER,

268
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,884
OH, OH, YEAH.

269
00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,919
>> OTIS, ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS?

270
00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,988
BERNARD'S GONNA TURN HIM
INTO A SNOTTY BURGER.

271
00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,190
>> I'LL BE BACK WITH MRS. BEADY
BEFORE IT GETS SERIOUS.

272
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,193
WHEN SHE SEES BERNARD BEATING
ON HER PRECIOUS SNOTTY BOY,

273
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,863
SHE'LL PACK HIM OFF FOREVER,
AND IT'S BYE-BYE, PSYCHO.

274
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,164
I FIGURE I GOT AT LEAST
FIVE MINUTES

275
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,165
BEFORE HE GETS HERE.

276
00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,132
[doors slam]

277
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,333
>> UH, HE'S HERE.

278
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,301
>> MILK ME.

279
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,370
[engine whining]

280
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,306
>> TIME TO STOP YOUR EXISTENCE.

281
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,441
>> WHAT YOU PROBABLY
DON'T KNOW IS,

282
00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,443
MY STUPID SPIRIT GUIDES

283
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,445
GAVE ME THIS SNOW GLOBE
OF STRENGTH,

284
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,614
THIS ROTTEN STICK OF AGILITY,

285
00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:17,117
AND THIS KETCHUP PACKET
OF DEXTERITY.

286
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,518
>> WHAT'S THE CROUTON FOR?

287
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,520
>> IT'S VERY NICE WITH SALADS.

288
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:23,356
>> SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR BODY.

289
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,357
>> OW, OW!

290
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:25,392
>> HOW'S THAT, HUH?

291
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,394
>> OH, STOP IT!

292
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,528
>> DOES IT BEND THIS WAY?

293
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:29,863
>> OH, NO.

294
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,865
HE'LL DESTROY HIM LONG BEFORE
OTIS GETS BACK.

295
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:32,833
>> YEAH, IT'S TOO BAD.

296
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:33,867
WHO WANTS NACHOS?

297
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:34,868
>> MY CROUTON!

298
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:37,504
[knocking at door]

299
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,239
>> I AM A TALKING COW.

300
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,774
>> YOU!

301
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,575
>> HERE, YOU CAN CHASE ME
ON THE SCOOTER.

302
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,744
WHOO-HOO, FOLLOW ME!

303
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:44,945
COME ON, CAN'T CATCH ME.

304
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,146
WHOO-HOO-HOO!

305
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:49,116
>> AH, I CALL THIS MOVE
THE SNOT KNOT.

306
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,818
[laughs]

307
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:51,785
>> NO, NO!

308
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,420
OW!

309
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,488
[crashing, Otis screaming]

310
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,624
>> SMILE, COW.

311
00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:00,460
>> AUNTIE NORA, SAVE ME.

312
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:01,528
>> HUH?

313
00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:02,495
BERNARD!

314
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:03,864
>> YOINK.

315
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,799
>> TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF
MY LITTLE YUM-YUM MAN.

316
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,300
>> AUNTIE,
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

317
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,235
I FOUND HIM LIKE THIS.

318
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,302
TELL HER, EUGENE.

319
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,904
TELL HER I FOUND YOU LIKE--

320
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,372
[crashing]

321
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,742
>> I'M SENDING YOU BACK
TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER,

322
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:18,912
AND YOU'RE NEVER
COMING HERE AGAIN, EVER!

323
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,081
>> I'LL BE BACK, EUGENE.

324
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:24,151
AND I'M GONNA EAT
YOUR SILLY BILLY SKULL!

325
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,453
>> I DID IT.

326
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,488
I DEFEATED BERNARD.

327
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:29,823
AND YOU KNOW WHO
I HAVE TO THANK?

328
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,892
>> NO, NO NEED TO THANK US.

329
00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:35,829
>> ME, BECAUSE I ROCK-A
LA CASBAH.

330
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,431
AND YOU'RE THE WORST
SPIRIT GUIDES EVER.

331
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:42,836
AND I'M GONNA KICK YOUR STUPID
SPIRIT GUIDE BUTTS.

332
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,071
splat!

333
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:47,440
WHERE'S YOUR MYSTICAL
FOGGER NOW, HUH?

334
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,590
[rooster crows]

335
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,431
>> OH.

336
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,557
>> WHO WANTS PANCAKES?

337
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,092
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> LAY 'EM ON ME.

338
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,093
[crashing]

339
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,261
>> I'M SO SICK OF YOU.

340
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,295
>> I'M IGNORING YOU.

341
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,596
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
>> YES, YOU CAN.

342
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:44,731
>> YOU DO EVERYTHING WRONG.

343
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:45,665
>> I HATE YOU!
>> QUIT IT!

344
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,100
>> GUYS, GUYS, GIVE IT A REST.

345
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,501
YOU'VE BEEN ARGUING FOR FOREVER.

346
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,669
>> WELL, NO, JUST FOR TWO WEEKS.

347
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:50,737
>> TWO AND A HALF WEEKS.

348
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:51,839
>> TWO WEEKS.

349
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,006
>> TWO AND A HALF.

350
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,207
>> I SMITE YOU!
>> I SMITE YOU FIRST!

351
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,242
>> WHOA, HEY, GUYS, COME ON.

352
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,709
THIS IS A PANCAKE BRUNCH,

353
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:57,845
NOT A PUNCH-OUT AT FIGHTY TOWN.

354
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:58,879
NOW, SIT.

355
00:12:58,946 --> 00:12:59,913
>> HERE YOU GO.

356
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,248
I PICKED ALL THAT HAY OFF.

357
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,951
>> PIP, COULD YOU PLEASE TELL
THE WEASEL

358
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,185
TO PASS THE SYRUP?

359
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,553
>> DUDE, LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS.

360
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,755
>> PIP, YOU TELL
THAT MISTAKE OF NATURE

361
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,859
HE CAN HAVE THE SYRUP
AFTER HE PASSES ME THE SALT.

362
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,493
>> OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, NO.

363
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,929
>> TELL HIM ONLY IDIOTS
EAT PANCAKES WITH SALT.

364
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,630
>> HERE'S YOUR STUPID SYRUP.

365
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,066
>> HERE'S YOUR STUPID SALT,
STUPID.

366
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,100
>> AHH!

367
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,434
>> OH, YEAH?

368
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,870
>> PIP, DEPLOY THE ZONE
OF SILENCE.

369
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,237
>> THE WHAT OF WHO?

370
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,973
>> YOU KNOW, THAT FISH TANK
WE FOUND AT THE DUMP.

371
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,207
>> OH, RIGHT.

372
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,542
[shouting continues]

373
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,479
[shouting silenced]

374
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:33,613
>> OKAY, LET'S EAT.

375
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,315
>> I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE.

376
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,316
>> ME EITHER.

377
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,086
>> ME EITHER.

378
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,587
>> FIRST THEY RUIN
BROCCOLI WEDNESDAYS.

379
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,721
NOW THEY MAKE A MOCKERY

380
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:42,990
OF PANCAKE
EVERY OTHER THURSDAYS.

381
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:43,957
>> I KNOW.

382
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,192
THEY NEVER USED TO FIGHT.

383
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,659
WE GOT TO GET THEM
TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN.

384
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,361
>> YOU KNOW,
I'M READING THIS NEW BOOK CALLED

385
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,662
WHAT'S THE PRAWBLUM HERE

386
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,265
BY THAT FAMOUS HORSE
PSYCHOLOGIST DR. FILLY.

387
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,901
>> REALLY?
I'M READING HEIDI.

388
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,438
>> ANYWAY, DR. FILLY SAYS THAT
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE FEUDING,

389
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,573
YOU SHOULD STAGE
A FRIENDSHIP INTERVENTION.

390
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,675
>> FRIENDSHIP INTERVENTION?

391
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,111
HMM.

392
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,345
>> HMM.

393
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:06,413
>> HMM.

394
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,748
together: * HMM *

395
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,352
>> WHY ARE WE HERE AGAIN?

396
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,087
>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A FRIENDSHIP INTERVENTION

397
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,122
FOR FREDDY AND PECK.

398
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,656
>> HMM, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

399
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:17,657
SEE YOU.

400
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,592
>> GUYS, HERE COMES PECK.

401
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:20,793
>> HI, GUYS.

402
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:21,995
I'M HERE'S FOR THE
"I HATE FREDDY"

403
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,063
DISCUSSION GROUP.

404
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:23,997
>> OKAY, COME ON IN.

405
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,132
>> HEY, EVERYONE.

406
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,067
I'M HERE FOR THE
"PECK IS A MORON"

407
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,335
INFOMERCIAL SEMINAR.

408
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,336
>> WHAT IN THE--

409
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,503
>> WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

410
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,771
>> SORRY, GUYS.

411
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,373
YOUR FIGHTING'S DRIVING
EVERYONE CRAZY.

412
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,407
>> IS NOT.
>> IS TOO.

413
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,943
>> IS NOT.
>> IS TOO.

414
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,177
>> EXACTLY.

415
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,979
SO WE BROUGHT YOU HERE
TO MEET SOMEONE SPECIAL.

416
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,548
MAY I PRESENT DR. FILLY.

417
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,651
>> HI, HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING?

418
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,453
>> HEY, IT'S THE GUY
FROM THE BOOK.

419
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,489
>> OTIS, DR. FILLY'S
A HUGE CELEBRITY.

420
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,724
HOW DID YOU GET HIM TO COME
TO OUR BARNYARD?

421
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,561
>> ONE WORD: APPLES.

422
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,096
>> [smacking lips]

423
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,498
MAN, I'M AS HAPPY TO BE HERE

424
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,401
AS A POLLYWOG
AT A POLKA FESTIVAL.

425
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:04,171
NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

426
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,107
MY PSYCHOLOGY SMARTS
ARE TELLING ME

427
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,409
THAT THESE BOYS HERE
ARE INVOLVED

428
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,279
IN A DAMAGING EMOTIONAL
CONFLICT.

429
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,213
>> WOW.
>> AMAZING.

430
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,214
>> OH, HE'S VERY GOOD.

431
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,182
>> HOW DID HE KNOW?

432
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,984
>> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.

433
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,987
[air horn blares]

434
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,892
[air horn blares]

435
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,665
NOW I WANT YOU TO LOOK
EACH OTHER IN THE EYE

436
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:36,703
AND TELL ME
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE?

437
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,371
>> UM, I HATE HIM.

438
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,473
>> YEAH, I HATE HIM TOO.

439
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:44,744
>> COME ON, NOW.

440
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,680
[both sobbing]

441
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:48,748
>> HE'S RIGHT.

442
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,717
>> WOW, COLOR ME IMPRESSED.

443
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,152
>> THE MAN CAN INTERVENE.

444
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,820
>> DOC, THAT WAS AMAZING;
YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.

445
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,022
HEY, COME ON.

446
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,389
I GOT THE REST
OF YOUR APPLES OUTSIDE.

447
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,390
I'LL HELP YOU LOAD UP YOUR--

448
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,691
>> NOW, HOLD ON.

449
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,027
WE'RE NOT DONE HERE.

450
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,294
>> WE'RE NOT?

451
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,031
>> FOLKS, A ONE-EYED DOODLEBUG
COULD SEE

452
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:07,900
THAT THIS BARNYARD IS RIFE
WITH EMOTIONAL TENSION.

453
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,169
>> WHAT?
THAT'S CRAZY.

454
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,170
>> YEAH, WE'RE LIKE FAMILY.

455
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,671
>> BINGO.

456
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,941
FAMILIES ARE LIKE A BEEKEEPER
WITH HIS HAIR ON FIRE.

457
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,110
YOU CAN'T TELL HIM WHAT FOR.

458
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:20,447
AND IFFEN YOU DO,
HE'LL ASK YOU FOR CHANGE.

459
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,283
>> WHAT?

460
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,785
>> OKAY, FOR EXAMPLE,
THIS LITTLE FELLER RIGHT HERE

461
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:30,657
USES PANCAKES TO SMOTHER
THE SAD CLOWN INSIDE HIS HEART.

462
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,125
>> [sobbing] IT'S TRUE.

463
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,194
OH, IT'S TRUE.

464
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,529
OH, FINDERS KEEPERS.

465
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,832
>> AND THIS LITTLE FELLER
LIVES IN THE SHADOW

466
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:44,371
OF A BEST FRIEND WITH WHOM
HE CAN NEVER HOPE TO COMPETE.

467
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,805
>> IS THAT TRUE, PIP?

468
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,341
>> I'M NOT JUST A SIDEKICK.

469
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,576
I'M A PERSON.

470
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,878
OH, SWEET CHEESE, IT HURTS.

471
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:57,084
>> AND YOU TWO ARE MIRED
IN THE PASTY QUICKSAND

472
00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:00,153
OF YOUR ONGOING ROMANTIC
TENSION.

473
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,155
>> I DON'T SECRETLY LOVE YOU.

474
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,156
>> ME EITHER!

475
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,491
[both laugh awkwardly]

476
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,259
together: HELP, US, DR. FILLY.

477
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,095
>> YEAH, SAVE US FROM OURSELVES.

478
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,762
I'M NOT WELL.

479
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,731
>> NOW, DON'T GET
YOUR DOODLY-FONGS

480
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,266
IN A CORN FRITTER.

481
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,203
WE'RE GONNA PRIME THAT SUMP PUMP
AND SEE HOW MANY POLLYWOGS

482
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,404
CAN FIT IN A BEAN HAT.

483
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,972
>> WHAT?

484
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,608
>> I'M GONNA STAY HERE
AND HELP YOU.

485
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,410
all: OH.

486
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,444
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

487
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,513
NOW YOU GOT IT.

488
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,415
NOW, I ALWAYS SAY,

489
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:32,619
YOU CAN'T KNOW A PERSON UNTIL
YOU WALKED AROUND IN HIS SHOES

490
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,455
AND FELT THE SEARING PAIN
OF HIS BUNIONS.

491
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:36,789
>> QUESTION.

492
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,326
WHAT IF THESE SHOES BELONG
TO A CIRCUS CLOWN?

493
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,828
>> IT WAS ONLY
A FIGURE OF SPEECH, SON.

494
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,930
>> OH, THEN I WON'T NEED THESE.

495
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,599
>> NOW, I'VE PAIRED YOU OFF
SO YOU CAN SWITCH ROLES

496
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,402
AND SHOW EACH OTHER
WHAT YOU REALLY THINK.

497
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,239
ABBY, OTIS, WHY DON'T YOU
START US OFF?

498
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,173
>> UH, OKAY.

499
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,507
I'M OTIS.

500
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,908
I'M A GOOD LEADER,
AND I LOVE TO LAUGH.

501
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,244
>> UH, I'M ABBY.

502
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,345
I'M A GIRL.

503
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,379
>> I'M PIG.

504
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,381
I LIKE UNICORNS AND FUDGE.

505
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,615
>> I'M PIP.

506
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,484
I'M GOOD WITH A SARCASTIC QUIP,
DUDE.

507
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:05,485
>> I'M THE SHEEP.

508
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,586
I'M SOFT AND WOOLY.

509
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,188
>> NO, NO, NO.

510
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,556
HOLD ON.

511
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,325
YOU CAN'T GET TO THE BOTTOM
OF THE MEAT PIE

512
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,227
WITHOUT GETTING SOME GRAVY
ON YOUR BIB.

513
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,562
>> HUH?
>> COME AGAIN?

514
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,929
>> I DON'T GET IT.
>> I'M NOT FOLLOWING,

515
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:17,997
BUT I LIKE GRAVY.

516
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,932
>> PEOPLE, YOU'RE HOLDING BACK.

517
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,968
SHOW ME WHAT YOU REALLY THINK.

518
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:22,935
>> REALLY?

519
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:23,970
ARE YOU SURE?

520
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:24,971
>> DON'T WORRY, ABS.

521
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:25,972
I CAN TAKE IT.

522
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,073
>> WELL, OKAY.

523
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,375
HI, EVERYBODY.

524
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,442
I'M OTIS.

525
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,443
LOOK AT ME.

526
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,411
NO, NO, KEEP LOOKING.

527
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,512
LOOK AT ME ALL THE TIME.

528
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:33,746
I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT ME
RIGHT NOW.

529
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:34,847
I NEED ATTENTION 24-7,

530
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,616
AND I LIKE DRESSING
IN LADY CLOTHES.

531
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:37,617
>> INTERESTING.

532
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:38,785
[imitating Southern accent]

533
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:39,952
WELL, I'M ABBY.

534
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,521
I HAVE FREAKISH
UPPER BODY STRENGTH,

535
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,656
AND I KEEP TALKING LONG AFTER
EVERYBODY STOPPED LISTENING.

536
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,891
HERE I GO.

537
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,893
BLABBITY, BLABBITY, BLABBITY,
RASSLE.

538
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,328
>> NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT.

539
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,562
KEEP IT GOING NOW.

540
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,198
>> I'M PIG.

541
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,732
I KICK IT IN FILTH
AND EAT EVERYTHING.

542
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,766
>> OH, YEAH?

543
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,934
WELL, I'M PIP,

544
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,203
AND I'M ALWAYS
JUMPING ON SOMEONE

545
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,638
BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO WALK.

546
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,207
>> OOF!

547
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,941
>> I'M THE SHEEP,
AND I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE.

548
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:02,975
BAAH!

549
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,043
>> WE'RE DUKE.

550
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,212
>> LICK, CHEW;
LICK, CHEW.

551
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,813
>> WE HAVE THE BRAIN
OF A WALNUT.

552
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,548
>> I DRINK TOILET WATER.

553
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,550
>> OH, MY TAIL IS FASCINATING.

554
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,985
[all arguing]

555
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,922
>> OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE STUFF.

556
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,859
[smacking lips]

557
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:20,827
>> [screaming]

558
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,029
>> PRANKITY PRANK, PRANK.

559
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,364
PRANKITY PRANK.

560
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,266
>> BLABBITY, BLABBITY, BLAH,
RASSLEY, RASSLEY.

561
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,500
[screaming]

562
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:28,768
>> OINK, OINK, OINK.

563
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,470
OINK, OINK,
BURP, BURP, BURP.

564
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:31,471
DISGUSTING BURP.

565
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,105
>> WISECRACK, WISECRACK.

566
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,874
DUDE, DUDE, DUDE.

567
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,577
together: SHEARING TIME.

568
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,247
>> [screaming]

569
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,448
>> KEEP IT UP.

570
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,051
I'M SENSING AN EMOTIONAL
BREAKTHROUGH, PEOPLE.

571
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:47,920
>> LOOK AT ME.

572
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:51,057
I'M OTIS THE ROCK STAR.

573
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,459
>> I'M ABBY.

574
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:56,296
I LIFT WEIGHTS TO MAKE OTIS
FEEL WEAK AND PUNY.

575
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,266
[grunting]

576
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,235
[splashing]

577
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,236
>> [gasps]

578
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,272
MY DUMBBELLS.

579
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,106
>> AND I SAY "Y'ALL"
ALL THE TIME,

580
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:10,042
'CAUSE SAYING "YOU ALL"
TAKES TOO MUCH TIME.

581
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:10,977
BOOK PAIN!

582
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,047
WHAT THE--

583
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,316
>> OTIS, I NEVER SAY,
"WHAT THE".

584
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,451
I'D SAY, "HEY, NOW,"
OR "HEAVEN'S TO BETSEY,"

585
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,419
OR, "WHAT?"

586
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,155
SOMETHING'S ROTTEN
IN HORSEY TOWN.

587
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,591
>> OTIS, COME BACK HERE.

588
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,459
WE'RE WORKING ON OUR EMOTIONS.

589
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:31,464
>> OKAY, BREAKFAST, LUNCH,
MID-DAY SNACK, PRE-BRUNCH NOSH.

590
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:32,465
>> UH, DR. FILLY?

591
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,500
>> HUH?

592
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,767
>> CAN I ASK YOU
A QUICK QUESTION?

593
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,135
>> FIRE AWAY.

594
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,305
>> WOULD YOU SAY THAT FIGHTING
WITH YOUR FRIENDS

595
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,572
IS AS WRONG
AS A THREE-LEGGED CALF

596
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:40,640
WITH AN OYSTER FOR A FACE?

597
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:41,641
>> HECK, NO.

598
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,676
SCRAPPING'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL.

599
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,645
IT FLESHES OUT
ALL THE HOBBITY GOBLINS.

600
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,647
IT'S ALL GOOD.

601
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:48,948
>> THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW.

602
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,650
I'LL LEAVE YOU TO YOUR APPLES.

603
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,051
>> LET'S SEE.

604
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:55,888
LUNCH, DINNER, LINNER, LUPPER,
BIBBITY BOOP.

605
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,393
>> NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT OTIS
REALLY THINKS OF ME,

606
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,961
I'M OUT OF HERE.

607
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,964
>> AND IF I NEVER SEE PIP AGAIN,
IT'LL BE TOO SOON.

608
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,132
>> DITTO, PORKY.

609
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,334
>> ADIOS, FUR BALLS.

610
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,335
>> YEAH, TAKE OFF.

611
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,336
>> BYE-BYE.

612
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,337
>> WAIT FOR US.

613
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,638
>> YEAH, WAIT FOR US.

614
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,106
>> I THOUGHT DR. FILLY CURED
YOU TWO LOSERS.

615
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,475
>> YES, BUT WE'RE BORN
FOLLOWERS.

616
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,209
>> YES, BORN FOLLOWERS.

617
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,346
>> I LIKE WHAT I'M SEEING,
FOLKS.

618
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:23,082
JUST DON'T TOUCH MY APPLES
ON THE WAY OUT.

619
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,951
>> STOP RIGHT THERE.

620
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,419
THIS HORSE IS A FRAUD.

621
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,454
[all gasp]

622
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,988
>> OTIS, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

623
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,523
IF IT WEREN'T FOR DR. FILLY,

624
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,692
WE'D NEVER REALIZE HOW MUCH
WE DESPISE EACH OTHER.

625
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:33,760
>> HE'S NOT DR. FILLY.

626
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,828
>> THIS IS DR. FILLY.

627
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:36,963
>> HELLO, PEOPLE.

628
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,064
[all gasp]

629
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,499
>> HOLD ON A MINUTE.

630
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,368
IF THAT'S DR. FILLY--
COMPLETE MY SENTENCE, PIG.

631
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,935
>> THEN WHO'S THAT?

632
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,038
>> EEE-HAW.

633
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,707
[all gasp]

634
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,477
>> THIS IS A DISTURBED
FORMER PATIENT OF MINE

635
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,244
WHO LIKES TO IMPERSONATE ME.

636
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:54,447
CHIP, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

637
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:55,948
>> I'M SO ASHAMED.

638
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,650
>> OTIS, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
>> EASY.

639
00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:58,751
I READ HIM A QUOTE
FROM HIS BOOK,

640
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,186
AND HE DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE IT.

641
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:03,556
>> FOLKS, THIS EXPERIENCE
HAS PROBABLY HURT YOU ALL DEEPLY

642
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,858
AND OPENED GAPING
EMOTIONAL WOUNDS.

643
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:06,859
>> WELL, YEAH.

644
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:07,860
>> PRETTY MUCH.

645
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:08,828
>> IT SURE HAS.

646
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:09,996
>> I THOUGHT SO.

647
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,063
WELL, BYE.

648
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,899
COME ON, CHIP.

649
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:14,934
>> [bashful braying]

650
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,069
>> WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE
ALMOST SPLIT UP FOR GOOD

651
00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:18,938
'CAUSE OF SOME NUT-JOB DONKEY.

652
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,473
>> LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN.

653
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,474
>> GROUP HUG.

654
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,475
>> GET IN HERE.

655
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,243
[all chattering]

656
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,278
>> I'M JUST GLAD EVERYTHING'S
BACK TO NORMAL AROUND HERE.

657
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,414
>> YEAH.

658
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,482
>> WELL, ALMOST EVERYTHING.

659
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:32,419
>> TURNS OUT WALKING'S
REALLY OVERRATED.

660
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:46,633
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