>> I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE.
I'LL BE BACK.
[engine revs]
>> CLEAR.
[lively hoedown music]
>> ALL RIGHT!
* *
RAT-A-BAMBA!
>> * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS *
* WE GO ON DANCING *
* TO HELP US DO THE MILKING THROUGH THE NIGHT *
>> OW, OW! OKAY, OW.
OW!
>> * DO SI DO YOUR PARTNER NOW *
* *
* GONNA PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT *
* *
* DO SI DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW *
* IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL *
[motor roaring]
>> HA HA!
[all screaming]
>> YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM THE AWESOME POWER OF MY EARWAX BLASTER.
[laughs]
[wet splattering]
WHEE!
HA HA!
>> [screaming]
>> [laughs]
>> NO!
>> SAY YOUR PRAYERS, MILKY BOY.
>> EUGENE!
>> I'M BUSY.
>> COME HOME.
I HAVE A WONDERFUL SURPRISE FOR YOU.
>> A SURPRISE?
I LIKE SURPRISES.
YOU'RE LUCKY, COW.
>> EUGENE!
>> I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.
[all groaning]
>> ALL RIGHT, IS EVERYONE OKAY?
>> SORRY.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
I HAVE WAX IN MY EARS, AND IT'S NOT MINE!
>> I HATE THAT KID.
>> HE'S INHUMAN.
>> HE'S NOT OF THIS EARTH.
>> HE'S A MONSTER. >> WHAT?
>> I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS BIG SURPRISE.
>> I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF VACUUMS.
>> YOU'RE NOT BRIGHT.
>> LET'S FOLLOW HIM.
>> THESE ARE SOME STUPID ANIMALS.
GET MY SURPRISE.
[shouts]
>> OH, THERE'S MY SMOOTH-SKINNED LITTLE MAN CUB.
>> SO WHATEVER.
WHERE'S MY STUPID SURPRISE?
>> HELLO, COUSIN.
>> [screaming]
>> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
>> [screaming]
[screaming]
>> OH, I KNEW YOU'D BE THRILLED.
BERNARD STOPPED BY ON HIS WAY TO EXPLOSIVES CAMP.
>> YEAH, FAMILY MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME.
AUNTIE NORA, WOULD YOU GO GET US ONE OF YOUR DELICIOUS
BIG BOY SNACKS?
>> GOOD IDEA, BERNARD.
YOU TWO MUST HAVE A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO DO.
>> WELL, WELL.
>> LOOK, BERNARD,
YOU MAY HAVE BEAT ME UP WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED.
I'M NOT THAT LITTLE ANYMORE.
>> I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM.
>> [screaming]
[cuckoo cawing]
>> THAT'S WHY ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO SAY
THAT YOU'RE A DIRTY PILGRIM.
>> I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT.
>> REALLY?
GOT YOUR NOSE!
>> [screaming]
>> [laughs]
HERE, YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK NOW.
>> NOW WILL YOU ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A DIRTY PILGRIM?
>> NO, I WILL NOT ADMIT IT.
>> SAY IT!
SAY YOU'RE A DIRTY PILGRIM!
>> I'M A DIRTY PILGRIM!
I'M A DIRTY PILGRIM.
>> EUGENE!
JUST LOOK AT THE MESS YOU'VE MADE.
>> I TRIED TO TELL HIM, AUNTIE NORA.
HE'S JUST SUCH A DIRTY PILGRIM.
>> OW.
[ostrich caws]
>> THAT KID WAS JUST SADISTIC, BRUTAL,
AND COMPLETELY MEAN TO SNOTTY BOY.
>> I KNOW.
I THINK I LOVE HIM.
>> AW, ME TOO. >> HE'S AWESOME.
>> MY HERO. >> WHAT?
>> TOO BAD THAT COUSIN KID CAN'T STICK AROUND TILL SNOTTY LEAVES.
>> MAYBE HE CAN.
[phone rings]
>> I'LL GET THAT.
>> I AM SO GONNA TELL AUNTIE ON YOU.
[crashing]
OR NOT.
>> HELLO?
>> YES, THIS IS COUNSELOR GINT MCSPLODEY
FROM EXPLOSIVES CAMP.
>> OH, HELLO, COUNSELOR.
I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT THE CAMP'S GONE OUT OF BUSINESS,
SO BERNARD'S GONNA HAVE TO MAKE OTHER PLANS THIS MONTH.
>> [imitates explosion]
>> WHOOP, THAT WAS A BIG 'SPLOSION IN CABIN NINE.
GOT TO GO!
>> OKAY, BYE.
THE MAN FROM YOUR CAMP SAYS IT'S GONE OUT OF BUSINESS.
>> WHAT?
>> MY EYES!
>> THAT'S NOT FAIR TO ME.
>> OH, YOU POOR THING.
I KNOW.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY HERE
AND PLAY WITH YOUR COUSIN ALL SUMMER?
>> WELL, THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.
I'LL GO UNPACK.
>> AUNTIE NORA, BERNARD CAN'T STAY HERE.
HE LIKES A FIRM MATTRESS, AND YOURS ARE ALL EXTRA FIRM.
>> OH, YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO SHARE YOUR AUNTIE NORA.
NO, YOU DON'T.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE.
NOW, WHERE DID I PUT THOSE GUEST TOWELS?
>> COME ON, COUSIN.
TIME TO PLAY.
>> [screaming]
>> [bright whistling]
[all cheering]
>> BABY!
>> [frantic panting]
[grunts]
>> YOU CAN RUN,
BUT NOT WELL.
>> THIS IS GREAT.
THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I EVER HAD.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
I SENSE JOY AND INNOCENCE WAITING TO BE CRUSHED.
>> UH, GUYS, WE MIGHT WANT
TO GET INSIDE AND HIDE OUR ENTRAILS.
>> LET'S GO.
[all screaming]
[door slams]
>> [bright whistling]
>> WE'LL BE SAFE AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY EXPLO--
[explosion]
>> LET'S PARTY.
[crashing, screaming]
BYE, SILLY BILLY BARN ANIMALS.
SEE YOU ALL SUMMER.
>> IS HE GONE?
HE'S GONE.
I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW HE DID THIS.
>> THAT IS ONE SICK KID.
>> I THINK HE HAD A GOOD TIME.
>> YES, I THINK HE REALLY FELT AT HOME.
>> HAS ANYONE SEEN PIP?
>> I THINK YOU HAVE A SINUS INFECTION.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS,
BUT WE WERE BETTER OFF WHEN SNOTTY BOY WAS OUR ENEMY.
>> OTIS, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
THAT PSYCHO KID'S GONNA BE HERE ALL SUMMER.
>> GUYS, DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT MRS. BEADY SAID TO SNOTTY BOY THIS MORNING?
all: UH, NO.
>> OH, YEAH. NO.
>> DO YOU HAVE A THOUGHT BUBBLE TO REMIND US?
>> I DO, ACTUALLY.
>> YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE, FAVORITE, FAVORITE...
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> COME ON, GUYS.
I HAVE A PLAN.
>> [panicked muttering]
HUH? WHO IS IT?
IS IT YOU, BERNARD?
>> WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT YOU.
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> I AM WALKS WITH UDDERS, YOUR ANIMAL SPIRIT GUIDE.
AND THESE ARE MY FELLOW SPIRIT GUIDE FRIENDS,
OFFICER PIG.
>> TOP OF THE MORNING.
>> TWO CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.
>> HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
>> FORGET ABOUT IT.
>> A SAILOR OF SOME TYPE.
>> AHOY THERE.
>> AND THIS TINY LOUNGE SINGER.
>> * I'M JUST CRAZY ABOUT CHESTNUTS *
* 'CAUSE CHESTNUTS GOT THAT ZING *
[hissing]
>> WHAT'S THAT SOUND? >> WHAT SOUND?
[machinery clanking, hissing]
>> HOW COME EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT SOUND
THERE'S, LIKE, A BLAST OF SMOKE THAT SHOOTS OUT OF YOUR DRESS?
>> THIS ISN'T A DRESS.
>> IT LOOKS LIKE A DRESS TO ME.
>> I ASSURE YOU IT'S NOT A--
>> DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A FOGGER UNDER THERE?
YOU HAVE A FOGGER.
>> WHAT? >> THERE IT IS AGAIN.
>> NO, I-- >> SEE.
>> THIS IS JUST
>> SOUND, MIST.
SOUND, MIST.
>> YES, NEVER MIND THAT.
WE HAVE HEARD YOUR CRIES AGAINST YOUR ENEMY
AND HAVE COME TO LEND YOU OUR SPIRIT POWER.
>> YOU DON'T LOOK VERY POWERFUL TO ME.
[grunts]
>> IF YOU WISH TO DEFEAT YOUR ENEMY,
THEN FOLLOW US TO THE PLACE OF RECKONING.
>> PLACE OF WHAT?
>> JUST FOLLOW US.
>> WELCOME TO THE PLACE OF RECKONING.
>> THIS LOOKS LIKE A STUPID BARN.
ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME DEFEAT BERNARD OR WHAT?
>> FELLOW SPIRITS,
ANOINT HIM WITH THE TCHOTCHKIES OF POWER.
>> THE SNOW GLOBE OF STRENGTH.
>> THE ROTTEN STICK OF AGILITY.
>> THE KETCHUP PACKET OF DEXTERITY.
>> AND THE GARLIC CROUTON.
>> WHAT'S THIS DO?
>> NOTHING, BUT IT'S EXCELLENT IN SALADS.
REALLY PERKS UP A BOWL OF SOUP.
>> [mumbling]
WITH THESE TOOLS, YOU SHALL CONQUER BERNARD.
>> MUSCLES GROWING,
COURAGE ISSUING FORTH FROM EVERY PORE.
I AM CONQUERING BOY.
[cat yowling and hissing]
[cat meowing]
[phone ringing]
>> WHAT?
>> OH, SORRY.
I MUST HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.
YOU'RE CLEARLY A TROLL.
>> EUGENE?
>> OH, HI, BERNARD.
GOSH, YOU REALLY SOUND LIKE A STUPID TROLL ON THE PHONE,
A TROLL WITH A WIRE AROUND HIS HEAD.
>> [train whistle]
[angered grunting]
>> I HEAR YOUR VEIN THROBBING, GEAR HEAD.
>> TELL ME WHERE YOUR FACE IS SO I CAN DESTROY IT.
>> MEET ME IN THE PLACE OF RECKONING.
IT'S A LARGE RED BUILDING 100 YARDS DOWN THE ROAD.
>> YOU MEAN THAT BARN?
>> PLACE OF RECKONING!
NOW, TO SUMMON MORE POWER,
OH, OH, YEAH.
>> OTIS, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
BERNARD'S GONNA TURN HIM INTO A SNOTTY BURGER.
>> I'LL BE BACK WITH MRS. BEADY BEFORE IT GETS SERIOUS.
WHEN SHE SEES BERNARD BEATING ON HER PRECIOUS SNOTTY BOY,
SHE'LL PACK HIM OFF FOREVER, AND IT'S BYE-BYE, PSYCHO.
I FIGURE I GOT AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES
BEFORE HE GETS HERE.
[doors slam]
>> UH, HE'S HERE.
>> MILK ME.
[engine whining]
>> TIME TO STOP YOUR EXISTENCE.
>> WHAT YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW IS,
MY STUPID SPIRIT GUIDES
GAVE ME THIS SNOW GLOBE OF STRENGTH,
THIS ROTTEN STICK OF AGILITY,
AND THIS KETCHUP PACKET OF DEXTERITY.
>> WHAT'S THE CROUTON FOR?
>> IT'S VERY NICE WITH SALADS.
>> SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR BODY.
>> OW, OW!
>> HOW'S THAT, HUH?
>> OH, STOP IT!
>> DOES IT BEND THIS WAY?
>> OH, NO.
HE'LL DESTROY HIM LONG BEFORE OTIS GETS BACK.
>> YEAH, IT'S TOO BAD.
WHO WANTS NACHOS?
>> MY CROUTON!
[knocking at door]
>> I AM A TALKING COW.
>> YOU!
>> HERE, YOU CAN CHASE ME ON THE SCOOTER.
WHOO-HOO, FOLLOW ME!
COME ON, CAN'T CATCH ME.
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
>> AH, I CALL THIS MOVE THE SNOT KNOT.
[laughs]
>> NO, NO!
OW!
[crashing, Otis screaming]
>> SMILE, COW.
>> AUNTIE NORA, SAVE ME.
>> HUH?
BERNARD!
>> YOINK.
>> TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY LITTLE YUM-YUM MAN.
>> AUNTIE, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
I FOUND HIM LIKE THIS.
TELL HER, EUGENE.
TELL HER I FOUND YOU LIKE--
[crashing]
>> I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER,
AND YOU'RE NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN, EVER!
>> I'LL BE BACK, EUGENE.
AND I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SILLY BILLY SKULL!
>> I DID IT.
I DEFEATED BERNARD.
AND YOU KNOW WHO I HAVE TO THANK?
>> NO, NO NEED TO THANK US.
>> ME, BECAUSE I ROCK-A LA CASBAH.
AND YOU'RE THE WORST SPIRIT GUIDES EVER.
AND I'M GONNA KICK YOUR STUPID SPIRIT GUIDE BUTTS.
splat!
WHERE'S YOUR MYSTICAL FOGGER NOW, HUH?
[rooster crows]
>> OH.
>> WHO WANTS PANCAKES?
>> WHOO-HOO! >> LAY 'EM ON ME.
[crashing]
>> I'M SO SICK OF YOU.
>> I'M IGNORING YOU.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU. >> YES, YOU CAN.
>> YOU DO EVERYTHING WRONG.
>> I HATE YOU! >> QUIT IT!
>> GUYS, GUYS, GIVE IT A REST.
YOU'VE BEEN ARGUING FOR FOREVER.
>> WELL, NO, JUST FOR TWO WEEKS.
>> TWO AND A HALF WEEKS.
>> TWO WEEKS.
>> TWO AND A HALF.
>> I SMITE YOU! >> I SMITE YOU FIRST!
>> WHOA, HEY, GUYS, COME ON.
THIS IS A PANCAKE BRUNCH,
NOT A PUNCH-OUT AT FIGHTY TOWN.
NOW, SIT.
>> HERE YOU GO.
I PICKED ALL THAT HAY OFF.
>> PIP, COULD YOU PLEASE TELL THE WEASEL
TO PASS THE SYRUP?
>> DUDE, LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS.
>> PIP, YOU TELL THAT MISTAKE OF NATURE
HE CAN HAVE THE SYRUP AFTER HE PASSES ME THE SALT.
>> OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, NO.
>> TELL HIM ONLY IDIOTS EAT PANCAKES WITH SALT.
>> HERE'S YOUR STUPID SYRUP.
>> HERE'S YOUR STUPID SALT, STUPID.
>> AHH!
>> OH, YEAH?
>> PIP, DEPLOY THE ZONE OF SILENCE.
>> THE WHAT OF WHO?
>> YOU KNOW, THAT FISH TANK WE FOUND AT THE DUMP.
>> OH, RIGHT.
[shouting continues]
[shouting silenced]
>> OKAY, LET'S EAT.
>> I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE.
>> ME EITHER.
>> FIRST THEY RUIN BROCCOLI WEDNESDAYS.
NOW THEY MAKE A MOCKERY
OF PANCAKE EVERY OTHER THURSDAYS.
>> I KNOW.
THEY NEVER USED TO FIGHT.
WE GOT TO GET THEM TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN.
>> YOU KNOW, I'M READING THIS NEW BOOK CALLED
WHAT'S THE PRAWBLUM HERE
BY THAT FAMOUS HORSE PSYCHOLOGIST DR. FILLY.
>> REALLY? I'M READING HEIDI.
>> ANYWAY, DR. FILLY SAYS THAT WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE FEUDING,
YOU SHOULD STAGE A FRIENDSHIP INTERVENTION.
>> FRIENDSHIP INTERVENTION?
HMM.
>> HMM.
together: * HMM *
>> WHY ARE WE HERE AGAIN?
>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FRIENDSHIP INTERVENTION
FOR FREDDY AND PECK.
>> HMM, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
SEE YOU.
>> GUYS, HERE COMES PECK.
>> HI, GUYS.
I'M HERE'S FOR THE "I HATE FREDDY"
DISCUSSION GROUP.
>> OKAY, COME ON IN.
>> HEY, EVERYONE.
I'M HERE FOR THE "PECK IS A MORON"
INFOMERCIAL SEMINAR.
>> WHAT IN THE--
>> WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
>> SORRY, GUYS.
YOUR FIGHTING'S DRIVING EVERYONE CRAZY.
>> IS NOT. >> IS TOO.
>> EXACTLY.
SO WE BROUGHT YOU HERE TO MEET SOMEONE SPECIAL.
MAY I PRESENT DR. FILLY.
>> HI, HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING?
>> HEY, IT'S THE GUY FROM THE BOOK.
>> OTIS, DR. FILLY'S A HUGE CELEBRITY.
HOW DID YOU GET HIM TO COME TO OUR BARNYARD?
>> ONE WORD: APPLES.
>> [smacking lips]
MAN, I'M AS HAPPY TO BE HERE
AS A POLLYWOG AT A POLKA FESTIVAL.
NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
MY PSYCHOLOGY SMARTS ARE TELLING ME
THAT THESE BOYS HERE ARE INVOLVED
IN A DAMAGING EMOTIONAL CONFLICT.
>> WOW. >> AMAZING.
>> OH, HE'S VERY GOOD.
>> HOW DID HE KNOW?
>> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.
[air horn blares]
NOW I WANT YOU TO LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE EYE
AND TELL ME WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE?
>> UM, I HATE HIM.
>> YEAH, I HATE HIM TOO.
>> COME ON, NOW.
[both sobbing]
>> HE'S RIGHT.
>> WOW, COLOR ME IMPRESSED.
>> THE MAN CAN INTERVENE.
>> DOC, THAT WAS AMAZING; YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.
HEY, COME ON.
I GOT THE REST OF YOUR APPLES OUTSIDE.
I'LL HELP YOU LOAD UP YOUR--
>> NOW, HOLD ON.
WE'RE NOT DONE HERE.
>> WE'RE NOT?
>> FOLKS, A ONE-EYED DOODLEBUG COULD SEE
THAT THIS BARNYARD IS RIFE WITH EMOTIONAL TENSION.
>> WHAT? THAT'S CRAZY.
>> YEAH, WE'RE LIKE FAMILY.
>> BINGO.
FAMILIES ARE LIKE A BEEKEEPER WITH HIS HAIR ON FIRE.
YOU CAN'T TELL HIM WHAT FOR.
AND IFFEN YOU DO, HE'LL ASK YOU FOR CHANGE.
>> WHAT?
>> OKAY, FOR EXAMPLE, THIS LITTLE FELLER RIGHT HERE
USES PANCAKES TO SMOTHER THE SAD CLOWN INSIDE HIS HEART.
>> [sobbing] IT'S TRUE.
OH, IT'S TRUE.
OH, FINDERS KEEPERS.
>> AND THIS LITTLE FELLER LIVES IN THE SHADOW
OF A BEST FRIEND WITH WHOM HE CAN NEVER HOPE TO COMPETE.
>> IS THAT TRUE, PIP?
>> I'M NOT JUST A SIDEKICK.
I'M A PERSON.
OH, SWEET CHEESE, IT HURTS.
>> AND YOU TWO ARE MIRED IN THE PASTY QUICKSAND
OF YOUR ONGOING ROMANTIC TENSION.
>> I DON'T SECRETLY LOVE YOU.
>> ME EITHER!
[both laugh awkwardly]
together: HELP, US, DR. FILLY.
>> YEAH, SAVE US FROM OURSELVES.
I'M NOT WELL.
>> NOW, DON'T GET YOUR DOODLY-FONGS
IN A CORN FRITTER.
WE'RE GONNA PRIME THAT SUMP PUMP AND SEE HOW MANY POLLYWOGS
CAN FIT IN A BEAN HAT.
>> WHAT?
>> I'M GONNA STAY HERE AND HELP YOU.
all: OH.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW YOU GOT IT.
NOW, I ALWAYS SAY,
YOU CAN'T KNOW A PERSON UNTIL YOU WALKED AROUND IN HIS SHOES
AND FELT THE SEARING PAIN OF HIS BUNIONS.
>> QUESTION.
WHAT IF THESE SHOES BELONG TO A CIRCUS CLOWN?
>> IT WAS ONLY A FIGURE OF SPEECH, SON.
>> OH, THEN I WON'T NEED THESE.
>> NOW, I'VE PAIRED YOU OFF SO YOU CAN SWITCH ROLES
AND SHOW EACH OTHER WHAT YOU REALLY THINK.
ABBY, OTIS, WHY DON'T YOU START US OFF?
>> UH, OKAY.
I'M OTIS.
I'M A GOOD LEADER, AND I LOVE TO LAUGH.
>> UH, I'M ABBY.
I'M A GIRL.
>> I'M PIG.
I LIKE UNICORNS AND FUDGE.
>> I'M PIP.
I'M GOOD WITH A SARCASTIC QUIP, DUDE.
>> I'M THE SHEEP.
I'M SOFT AND WOOLY.
>> NO, NO, NO.
HOLD ON.
YOU CAN'T GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE MEAT PIE
WITHOUT GETTING SOME GRAVY ON YOUR BIB.
>> HUH? >> COME AGAIN?
>> I DON'T GET IT. >> I'M NOT FOLLOWING,
BUT I LIKE GRAVY.
>> PEOPLE, YOU'RE HOLDING BACK.
SHOW ME WHAT YOU REALLY THINK.
>> REALLY?
ARE YOU SURE?
>> DON'T WORRY, ABS.
I CAN TAKE IT.
>> WELL, OKAY.
HI, EVERYBODY.
I'M OTIS.
LOOK AT ME.
NO, NO, KEEP LOOKING.
LOOK AT ME ALL THE TIME.
I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW.
I NEED ATTENTION 24-7,
AND I LIKE DRESSING IN LADY CLOTHES.
>> INTERESTING.
[imitating Southern accent]
WELL, I'M ABBY.
I HAVE FREAKISH UPPER BODY STRENGTH,
AND I KEEP TALKING LONG AFTER EVERYBODY STOPPED LISTENING.
HERE I GO.
BLABBITY, BLABBITY, BLABBITY, RASSLE.
>> NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT.
KEEP IT GOING NOW.
>> I'M PIG.
I KICK IT IN FILTH AND EAT EVERYTHING.
>> OH, YEAH?
WELL, I'M PIP,
AND I'M ALWAYS JUMPING ON SOMEONE
BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO WALK.
>> OOF!
>> I'M THE SHEEP, AND I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE.
BAAH!
>> WE'RE DUKE.
>> LICK, CHEW; LICK, CHEW.
>> WE HAVE THE BRAIN OF A WALNUT.
>> I DRINK TOILET WATER.
>> OH, MY TAIL IS FASCINATING.
[all arguing]
>> OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE STUFF.
[smacking lips]
>> [screaming]
>> PRANKITY PRANK, PRANK.
PRANKITY PRANK.
>> BLABBITY, BLABBITY, BLAH, RASSLEY, RASSLEY.
[screaming]
>> OINK, OINK, OINK.
OINK, OINK, BURP, BURP, BURP.
DISGUSTING BURP.
>> WISECRACK, WISECRACK.
DUDE, DUDE, DUDE.
together: SHEARING TIME.
>> [screaming]
>> KEEP IT UP.
I'M SENSING AN EMOTIONAL BREAKTHROUGH, PEOPLE.
>> LOOK AT ME.
I'M OTIS THE ROCK STAR.
>> I'M ABBY.
I LIFT WEIGHTS TO MAKE OTIS FEEL WEAK AND PUNY.
[grunting]
[splashing]
>> [gasps]
MY DUMBBELLS.
>> AND I SAY "Y'ALL" ALL THE TIME,
'CAUSE SAYING "YOU ALL" TAKES TOO MUCH TIME.
BOOK PAIN!
WHAT THE--
>> OTIS, I NEVER SAY, "WHAT THE".
I'D SAY, "HEY, NOW," OR "HEAVEN'S TO BETSEY,"
OR, "WHAT?"
SOMETHING'S ROTTEN IN HORSEY TOWN.
>> OTIS, COME BACK HERE.
WE'RE WORKING ON OUR EMOTIONS.
>> OKAY, BREAKFAST, LUNCH, MID-DAY SNACK, PRE-BRUNCH NOSH.
>> UH, DR. FILLY?
>> HUH?
>> CAN I ASK YOU A QUICK QUESTION?
>> FIRE AWAY.
>> WOULD YOU SAY THAT FIGHTING WITH YOUR FRIENDS
IS AS WRONG AS A THREE-LEGGED CALF
WITH AN OYSTER FOR A FACE?
>> HECK, NO.
SCRAPPING'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL.
IT FLESHES OUT ALL THE HOBBITY GOBLINS.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
>> THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW.
I'LL LEAVE YOU TO YOUR APPLES.
>> LET'S SEE.
LUNCH, DINNER, LINNER, LUPPER, BIBBITY BOOP.
>> NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT OTIS REALLY THINKS OF ME,
I'M OUT OF HERE.
>> AND IF I NEVER SEE PIP AGAIN, IT'LL BE TOO SOON.
>> DITTO, PORKY.
>> ADIOS, FUR BALLS.
>> YEAH, TAKE OFF.
>> BYE-BYE.
>> WAIT FOR US.
>> YEAH, WAIT FOR US.
>> I THOUGHT DR. FILLY CURED YOU TWO LOSERS.
>> YES, BUT WE'RE BORN FOLLOWERS.
>> YES, BORN FOLLOWERS.
>> I LIKE WHAT I'M SEEING, FOLKS.
JUST DON'T TOUCH MY APPLES ON THE WAY OUT.
>> STOP RIGHT THERE.
THIS HORSE IS A FRAUD.
[all gasp]
>> OTIS, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
IF IT WEREN'T FOR DR. FILLY,
WE'D NEVER REALIZE HOW MUCH WE DESPISE EACH OTHER.
>> HE'S NOT DR. FILLY.
>> THIS IS DR. FILLY.
>> HELLO, PEOPLE.
[all gasp]
>> HOLD ON A MINUTE.
IF THAT'S DR. FILLY-- COMPLETE MY SENTENCE, PIG.
>> THEN WHO'S THAT?
>> EEE-HAW.
[all gasp]
>> THIS IS A DISTURBED FORMER PATIENT OF MINE
WHO LIKES TO IMPERSONATE ME.
CHIP, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
>> I'M SO ASHAMED.
>> OTIS, HOW DID YOU KNOW? >> EASY.
I READ HIM A QUOTE FROM HIS BOOK,
AND HE DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE IT.
>> FOLKS, THIS EXPERIENCE HAS PROBABLY HURT YOU ALL DEEPLY
AND OPENED GAPING EMOTIONAL WOUNDS.
>> WELL, YEAH.
>> PRETTY MUCH.
>> IT SURE HAS.
>> I THOUGHT SO.
WELL, BYE.
COME ON, CHIP.
>> [bashful braying]
>> WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ALMOST SPLIT UP FOR GOOD
'CAUSE OF SOME NUT-JOB DONKEY.
>> LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN.
>> GROUP HUG.
>> GET IN HERE.
[all chattering]
>> I'M JUST GLAD EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL AROUND HERE.
>> YEAH.
>> WELL, ALMOST EVERYTHING.
>> TURNS OUT WALKING'S REALLY OVERRATED.
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