1 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:08,309 - I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE. 2 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:11,679 I'LL BE BACK. 3 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:14,415 - CLEAR! 4 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:16,417 [lively hoedown music] 5 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:18,119 - ALL RIGHT! 6 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:19,520 * * 7 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:21,089 - RAT-A-BAMBA! 8 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:24,258 - * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 9 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:25,593 * WE GOING DANCING * 10 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,695 - WHOO-HOO! - OH, YEAH! 11 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,998 - OW, OW! OKAY, OW. 12 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,766 OW! 13 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,435 - * DO SI DO YOUR PARTNER NOW * 14 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:35,769 * * 15 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:38,005 * GONNA PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 16 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,707 * * 17 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,075 * DO SI DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 18 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:43,844 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL * 19 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:45,012 [motor roaring] 20 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:45,979 - HA HA! 21 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:51,152 [tense theatrical music] 22 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:58,392 * * 23 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,130 - AH! MAH! 24 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:03,164 CHOP! 25 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:04,465 COME ON, GUYS. 26 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:06,134 MY CAMP SENSE TELLS ME WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND 27 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,035 THE CAMPINGEST SPOT FOR CAMPING. 28 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:10,904 - OTIS, WE'VE BEEN HIKING FOR HOURS. 29 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:13,141 - AND I THINK I SAT ON A PINECONE. 30 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:14,642 - I'M NOT A PINECONE. 31 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,278 - WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE LAST CAMPSITE? 32 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:19,447 - I THINK IT MAY HAVE HAD LEECHES. 33 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:20,881 - EH, DON'T BE SUCH WHINEY-HEADS. 34 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,383 - AH! 35 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:26,287 - SHUT YOUR NOISE HOLES AND ENJOY THE WONDERS OF NATURE. 36 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:27,388 - [roars] 37 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:28,589 [screaming] 38 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:30,158 - [screams] [leeches scream] 39 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:32,893 - HO-HO, AMATEUR CAMPERS, ADORABLE. 40 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,162 I'LL HANDLE THIS. 41 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:35,163 SHOO, BEAR! 42 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:36,164 SHOO! 43 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:37,665 - WHO YOU TELLIN' "SHOO?" 44 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:38,899 WHY I OUGHT TO... 45 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:39,933 - WHY I OUGHT TO. 46 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,001 - NO, I OUGHT TO. 47 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,603 - NO, I OUGHT TO. 48 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:45,038 - OKAY, SORRY. 49 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,039 - WOW. - INCREDIBLE. 50 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:47,040 - IMPRESSIVE. - AMAZING. 51 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:48,409 - OTIS, THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE. 52 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:49,710 - OH, WELL, YOU SEE, ABBY, 53 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,279 THERE'S A VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. 54 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:53,247 I AM THE KING OF CAMPING! 55 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,785 - [grunts] 56 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,187 FINISHED. 57 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:02,190 HEY, WHY DO I HAVE THIS EXTRA TENT SPIKE? 58 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:04,458 - I THINK I MIGHT KNOW. 59 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,796 crunch! 60 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:11,732 - OH, YEAH. THAT'S THE STUFF. 61 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,601 - [huffs] 62 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:14,635 - OH, ABBY. 63 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,069 YOUR TECHNIQUE IS ALL WRONG. 64 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:19,540 - OH, YOU THINK YOU COULD DO BETTER? 65 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:22,310 [flame whooshes] 66 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:25,513 - AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, I AM THE KING OF CAMPING! 67 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,281 - "KING OF CAMPING" IS A REGISTERED TRADEMARK 68 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:30,351 OF THE TAMAGUCHI CORPORATION. 69 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,420 all: * MILK, MILK, MILK YOUR COW * 70 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,388 * TILL THE MILKING'S DONE * 71 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,224 * 2%, 1%, NO PERCENT, SKIM * 72 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,058 * DAIRY IS SO FUN * 73 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,026 - BRAVO! - YAY! 74 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,461 - NICE STUFF! 75 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:41,595 - YOU WERE RIGHT, OTIS. 76 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,231 CAMPING IS AWESOME. 77 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:45,999 - YEAH, I DON'T EVEN MIND SITTING ON PINECONES ANYMORE. 78 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:47,801 - [muffled] IT'S STILL ME. 79 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:48,836 - MY BAD. 80 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,238 - OKAY, GUYS. 81 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,640 IT'S TIME TO TELL SCARY CAMPFIRE STORIES, OOH! 82 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:53,841 [clamoring] 83 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:56,377 - STORY! STORY! STORY! 84 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:57,945 - PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE TALE 85 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,648 OF THE SCARIEST, MOST HIDEOUS FOREST MONSTER 86 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:01,949 WHO EVER LIVED: 87 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:05,319 THE CREATURE KNOWN ONLY AS, MOOSE SHARK! 88 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,721 [thunder booms] 89 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,257 - MOOSE SHARK? 90 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,258 - OH, MAN. 91 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:12,493 - GIVE ME A BREAK. 92 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,061 - COME ON. HE HAS ANTLERS MADE OF FEAR. 93 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,463 AND IF YOU SAY HIS NAME THREE TIMES, 94 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,465 HE APPEARS OUT OF THE GROUND AND EATS YOUR FACE MEAT. 95 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:18,632 - YEAH, WHATEVER. - BOO! 96 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,601 - HE DOES NOT. - OOH, REALLY SCARY. 97 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:21,902 - HEY, OTIS. 98 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,437 I GOT A STORY THAT SHOULD SCARE EVEN YOU. 99 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:26,274 - HA, IT MIGHT, IF I WEREN'T IMPERVIOUS TO FEAR. 100 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:27,275 - WHATEVER. 101 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:28,376 GIVE ME THE FLASHLIGHT. 102 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:31,579 OKAY, THIS IS THE SPOOKY, SPOOKY TALE 103 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:34,915 OF THE PINEY WOODS WITCH. 104 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:37,017 all: OOH! 105 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,519 - THEY SAY THAT IN THIS VERY FOREST, 106 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:39,920 THERE'S A STRANGE OLD LADY 107 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:42,790 WHO LIVES IN A COTTAGE MADE ENTIRELY OF GINGERBREAD. 108 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,925 ONE DAY, SOME CAMPERS GOT LOST 109 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,027 WHILE WANDERING THROUGH THE WOODS... 110 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:48,762 AND THEN THE PINEY WOODS WITCH 111 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,464 SHOVED THEM IN THE OVEN, COOKED THEM, 112 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,632 AND DEVOURED THEM WHOLE! 113 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:52,800 [thunder booms] 114 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:54,034 [horse neighs] 115 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:56,937 [delighted cheering] 116 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,972 - WHAT DID YOU THINK, OTIS? 117 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,107 - IT WAS ALL RIGHT. 118 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:01,775 I'M NOT SCARED. [nervous chuckle] 119 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,344 IT'S NOT LIKE THE WITCH IS REAL. 120 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:05,379 PLEASE SAY SHE ISN'T REAL! 121 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:06,447 [laughter] 122 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:08,316 - OTIS, COME ON. 123 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:10,418 - GUYS, I THINK OTIS IS ACTUALLY SCARED. 124 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,720 - DUDE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IMPERVIOUS TO FEAR. 125 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,121 - THAT WAS BEFORE I KNEW THESE WOODS 126 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,589 WERE FILLED WITH HER PINEY EVILNESS! 127 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,024 [owl hoots] AH! STRANGE NOISE! 128 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,926 - OH, OTIS, FOR GOODNESS SAKE. 129 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,494 DON'T BE SUCH A BABY. 130 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:21,862 - DON'T YOU GUYS HEAR THAT NOISE? 131 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:25,833 SHE'S COMING FOR US! SHE'S COMING FOR US! 132 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:28,201 - IT'S JUST AN OLD OWL ON A TYPEWRITER. 133 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:31,905 - I HATE TO WRITE, BUT I LOVE HAVING WRITTEN. 134 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,575 - AH, HEY, I KNEW THAT. 135 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,344 HOW DO THEY TYPE WITH THE FEATHERS? 136 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,245 OH, I'M GREAT NOW. 137 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:39,647 [screams] PINEY WOODS WITCH! 138 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,014 HIDE ME! [screams] 139 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,583 NAP TIME. 140 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,051 - RIGHT, WHO WANTS S'MORES? 141 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,252 - SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. - I'M IN. 142 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:48,188 - OOH, S'MORES. 143 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:49,590 - [yawns] 144 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,892 NOTHING LIKE A NIGHT IN COUNTRY AIR. 145 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,193 - AH, YOU SAID IT. 146 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:54,194 - COMPLETELY RESTED. 147 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:55,829 - I LOVE THE WOODS. 148 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,465 - AH, HOW'D YOU SLEEP, OTIS? 149 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:59,166 OTIS? 150 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,668 - SLEEP? [laughs] 151 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,102 YEAH, I SUPPOSE I COULD HAVE SLEPT, 152 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,838 IF I WANTED TO WAKE UP IN A WITCH'S OVEN! 153 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:05,773 - IS HE SERIOUS? - WHAT? 154 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,140 - NOT THIS AGAIN. 155 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:09,242 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S PACK IT UP. 156 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,511 - YES, YES, THE SOONER WE GET OUT 157 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:12,012 OF THIS WITCH-INFESTED FOREST THE BETTER. 158 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,046 NOW, WHICH WAY IS HOME? 159 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,548 - THAT'S EASY. 160 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,750 I LEFT A TRAIL OF BREAD CRUMBS FOR US TO FOLLOW BACK. 161 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,018 - OH, IS THAT WHAT THOSE WERE? 162 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:19,687 THEY WERE DELICIOUS. 163 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,989 all: [groaning] 164 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,657 - IT'S OKAY, GUYS. I PACKED A COMPASS. 165 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:24,858 - OH, THAT WAS A COMPASS? 166 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,760 I THOUGHT IT WAS A WATCH. I ATE IT. 167 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,562 - WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING I NEVER GO ANYWHERE 168 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:30,798 WITHOUT MY PORTABLE G.P.S. UNIT. 169 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:31,932 - THAT WAS DELICIOUS. 170 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,000 - OH, YOU ATE THAT TOO? - OH, MAN. 171 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:34,468 - NOBODY PANIC. 172 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,704 MOSS GROWS ON THE NORTH SIDE OF TREES, RIGHT? SO... 173 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,506 - ATE IT. 174 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:41,509 - SO WHAT YOU'RE ALL SAYING IS, "WE'RE LOST IN THE WOODS." 175 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:42,710 - PRETTY MUCH, YEAH. 176 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,545 - WE'RE DOOMED! 177 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:45,579 DOOMED! 178 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:46,580 DOOMED! 179 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:48,048 DOOMED! 180 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:50,484 - [grumbles] 181 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,185 - THE PINEY WOODS WITCH WILL DEVOUR US ALL! 182 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,587 SHE'S PROBABLY WATCHING US RIGHT NOW! 183 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:54,855 I DON'T TASTE GOOD! 184 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,724 I'M VERY GAMEY, IF YOU'RE WATCHING! 185 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:57,725 SO SCARED. 186 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,627 - OTIS, SNAP OUT OF IT. 187 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:00,961 - GET IT TOGETHER, MAN. 188 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:01,995 - COWARD! 189 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,964 - YOU SICKEN ME. 190 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:04,932 - COULD YOU BEND DOWN A BIT? 191 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:05,966 - YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 192 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,167 - MAN UP! - WHY? 193 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:08,502 - GUYS, SLAPPING OTIS 194 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,103 ISN'T GOING TO HELP US FIND OUR WAY HOME. 195 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,472 - YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S KICK HIM. 196 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,574 - NO, FREDDY. NOW, LISTEN. 197 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:15,943 I'M PRETTY SURE THE BARNYARD IS BACK THATAWAY. 198 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:18,446 IF WE KEEP MOVING, WE'LL BE HOME IN NO TIME. 199 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,649 - SO TIRED. - I'M EXHAUSTED. 200 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,451 - I SAY WE EAT PECK. - THIS IS NOT GOING WELL. 201 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:24,852 - THIS IS THE WITCH'S WORK. 202 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:27,120 THE FOREST IS LOUSY WITH HER MOIST EVIL. 203 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:30,290 - OTIS, FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE IS NO WITCH. 204 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:31,825 - I'M TELLING YOU, THE WITCH IS OUT THERE. 205 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,160 I CAN SMELL HER WITCHINESS! 206 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,195 - HEY, I SMELL WITCHINESS TOO. 207 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:36,564 NO, WAIT, THAT'S CINNAMON. 208 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:37,831 - YEAH. - YEAH! 209 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,967 - THAT SMELLS GOOD. - LET'S CHECK IT OUT. 210 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,936 [elated music] 211 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,572 - OH! - WOW! 212 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,373 - WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 213 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:47,575 - AMAZING. - WHAT A PLACE. 214 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,376 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 215 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:52,713 - I KNEW IT. 216 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:55,616 IT'S THE WITCH'S GINGERBREAD HOUSE OF HORROR. 217 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:58,185 - NOPE. THIS IS CLEARLY BANANA BREAD. 218 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,787 - OH, WELL, THEN IT'S OKAY. 219 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,822 - THAT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. - I'M DOWN WITH THAT. 220 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,657 - WHY, HELLO THERE. 221 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:04,825 - [screams] PINEY WOODS WITCH! 222 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,226 DON'T LOOK HER IN THE EYE. 223 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,128 SHE'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL AND USE IT AS A TEA COZY! 224 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,329 - GOODNESS. 225 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:11,632 YOU CAMPERS LOOK LOST AND HUNGRY. 226 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,967 WHY DON'T YOU COME INSIDE MY BANANA BREAD COTTAGE, 227 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,003 AND I'LL FIX YOU A SNACK. 228 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,738 - THAT'S NICE OF YOU TO OFFER, BUT-- 229 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:20,941 - YOU CAN CHECK YOUR EMAIL ON MY CHOCOLATE-CHIP LAPTOP. 230 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:22,175 - SWEET! - SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. 231 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:23,677 - WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? - I NEED TO BLOG. 232 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:24,645 - GUYS, DON'T GO IN THERE. 233 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:25,779 YOU'LL END UP AS ENTREES 234 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,181 IN HER FIVE-COURSE MEAL OF TERROR. 235 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,517 [whimpering scream] 236 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,719 - THAT'S MY CARAMEL TRACK LIGHTING, 237 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,854 AND THERE'S THE MARZIPAN REC ROOM. 238 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,288 I'M KNOCKING THAT WALL DOWN 239 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,791 AND PUTTING IN PEPPERMINT WAINSCOTING. 240 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:38,959 - VERY NICE. - VERY TASTEFUL. 241 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,427 - CLASSY. - VINTAGE GUMDROPS. 242 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:42,429 - YOU KNOW, THE FROSTING REALLY PULLS THE ROOM TOGETHER. 243 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,197 - HELP YOURSELF TO WHATEVER YOU SEE. 244 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,634 I'LL GO GET YOU SOME FRESH BUTTERMILK. 245 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,535 - WOW. - THANK YOU. 246 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:51,104 - THANKS. - YOU RULE, LADY. 247 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:52,673 - OH, THIS IS GREAT, HUH? 248 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:55,543 - EAT, EAT, MY PRETTIES. 249 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,548 - GUYS, STOP EATING. 250 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,115 DON'T YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING? 251 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,351 SHE'S TRYING TO FATTEN US UP FOR HER HIDEOUS WITCH'S FEAST. 252 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,719 - DUDE, CHILL OUT ALREADY. 253 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,220 - YEAH, SHE'S JUST A NICE OLD LADY 254 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,556 THAT'S LETTING US EAT HER HOUSE. 255 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:11,158 WOULD YOU PASS THE TABLE LAMP? 256 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:12,593 - OH, COME ON, OTIS. DIG IN. 257 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,227 THESE DOORKNOBS ARE DELICIOUS. 258 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,196 - YOU POOR, DELUDED FOOLS. 259 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:17,464 I'LL SHOW YOU. 260 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:18,799 I'LL FIND PROOF THAT SHE'S A WITCH. 261 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:21,835 I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU! 262 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:24,437 [pants] 263 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:27,374 DROOL CUP, LAXATIVES, GRANTIES, SCALP GLUE. 264 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,743 GOT TO BE SOMETHING HERE THAT PROVES SHE'S A WITCH. 265 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:32,279 "HOW TO PREPARE UNWARY PASSERSBY." 266 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,347 I KNEW IT. 267 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:36,016 - OH, THIS-- I COULDN'T EAT ANOTHER-- 268 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,084 OH, MAYBE ONE MORE. 269 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,852 - OH, MY. SUCH APPETITES. 270 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,420 NOW, DON'T BE SHY. 271 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:42,990 TRY THE SPONGE CAKE COFFEE TABLE. 272 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,424 - RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! SHE'S A WITCH! 273 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:46,226 SHE'S GOT SPIDERS FOR BLOOD! 274 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,495 - GOODNESS, YOUNG MAN. THAT'S SILLY. 275 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:52,132 I'M NOT A--UGH! 276 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,167 - NO! - OTIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 277 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,669 - RUN! 278 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:58,038 I'LL EAT THROUGH THIS PEANUT BRITTLE SUPPORT BEAM. 279 00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,740 [screaming] 280 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:00,941 crash! 281 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:05,245 [rumbling and crunching] 282 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:07,848 [panting] 283 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,850 - OTIS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 284 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,852 - I SAVED YOU FROM THE WITCH. THAT'S WHAT I DONE. 285 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,754 LOOK, I FOUND HER COOKBOOK OF EVIL. 286 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:16,156 - "HOW TO PREPARE UNWARY PASSERSBY." 287 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,625 - [laughs] YEAH, THAT. 288 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:18,525 US! UNWARY! 289 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:19,827 YOU CAN ALL THANK ME LATER 290 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,294 FOR I HAVE DESTROYED THE PINEY WOODS WITCH 291 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,462 ONCE AND FOR ALL. 292 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:23,731 - OTIS. - FOR YOU SEE-- 293 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,666 ABBY, PLEASE, I'M SINGING MY OWN PRAISES. 294 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,968 - OTIS, READ THE FULL TITLE. 295 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,837 - "HOW TO PREPARE UNWARY PASSERSBY 296 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,339 FOR YOUR CHRONIC FLATULENCE." 297 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,373 OH. 298 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,374 - SHE WASN'T A WITCH. 299 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,143 SHE WAS JUST A GASSY OLD LADY. 300 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,646 - WELL, YOU'RE ALL WELCOME THEN. 301 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,848 [angry shouting] 302 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,951 [rumbling] 303 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,820 - THAT'S ODD. 304 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,789 - [deep laughter] 305 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:52,025 [screaming] 306 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,293 - OH, NO. OTIS WAS RIGHT. 307 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,494 SHE REALLY IS A WITCH. 308 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,263 - LOOK OUT. SHE MIGHT BE GASSY. 309 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,666 - YOU DESTROYED MY DELICIOUS COTTAGE. 310 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:01,268 NOW I'M GOING TO EAT YOU ALL. 311 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,903 [yells] 312 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,839 [screaming] 313 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,274 - I'M SORRY, OTIS. 314 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,576 YOU WERE RIGHT TO ACT LIKE A SCARED LITTLE BABY. 315 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,178 - YEAH, WHO KNEW MY STUPID SCARY STORY 316 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,312 WOULD TURN OUT TO BE TRUE? 317 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,515 - "STUPID SCARY STORY." THAT'S IT! 318 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:17,350 - OTIS, WHY ARE YOU STOPPING? 319 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,386 - BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN HELP US NOW. 320 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,955 MOOSE SHARK! MOOSE SHARK! MOOSE SHARK! 321 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,724 - OTIS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MOOSE SHARK. 322 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,592 NOW, COME ON. THE WITCH IS RIGHT BEHIND US. 323 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:28,461 - [deep laughter] 324 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,097 IT'S DINNERTIME. 325 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,765 [beams zapping] 326 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,702 all: WHOA! 327 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,104 - [laughs] 328 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,106 [soft snarling] 329 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:42,042 - NO. IT CAN'T BE. 330 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:46,880 THE ONLY THING I TRULY FEAR. 331 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,717 - HI, EVERYBODY! 332 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,451 - MOOSE SHARK, BEGONE! 333 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,353 THESE CAMPERS ARE MINE. 334 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:56,156 - OH-HO-HO, I DON'T THINK SO, PINEY WOODS WITCH. 335 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,424 NOW, SHOO! 336 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,126 GET OUT OF HERE. 337 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,527 - WHY I OUGHT TO. 338 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:01,829 - WHY I OUGHT TO. 339 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,063 - NO, I OUGHT TO. 340 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,432 - NO, I OUGHT TO! 341 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,900 - [high tone] OKAY, SORRY. 342 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:10,137 [laughs] 343 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,739 all: YAY! 344 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:12,740 - THANKS, MOOSE SHARK. 345 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,041 YOU SAVED OUR LIVES. 346 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,575 - OH, NO PROBLEM. 347 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,144 THINK NOTHING OF IT. 348 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,412 NOW, WHO WANTS TO BE EATEN FIRST? 349 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,914 [screaming] 350 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,249 - [chuckles] JUST KIDDING. 351 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,517 TAXI! 352 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:27,154 - BYE, MOOSE SHARK. - THANKS, MOOSE SHARK. 353 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,056 - TAKE THE ROUTE ONE BYPASS, ERNIE. 354 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:32,092 THE FREEWAY'S MURDER THIS TIME OF DAY. 355 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,660 - DOES ANYONE HAVE CAB FARE? - I DO. 356 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:34,762 - NO, I ATE IT. 357 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,963 [together] PIG! 358 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,965 - HEY, KIDS. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. 359 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,000 SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES, 360 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:43,003 AND I'LL APPEAR IN YOUR LIVING ROOM. 361 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,838 JUST KIDDING. [chuckles] 362 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,673 OR AM I? [snarls] 363 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,279 [upbeat hoedown music] 364 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:59,152 * * 365 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,990 - OTIS LINES UP HIS SHOT. 366 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,358 HE NEEDS THIS PUTT TO WIN THE TACKLE GOLF CHAMPIONSHIP. 367 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,927 [shouting] 368 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:09,229 - YES! THE TACKLE GOLF CUP IS OURS. 369 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,397 [sports whistle trills] 370 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,966 - ROUGHING THE COW: 300-YARD PENALTY. 371 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,534 - WHAT? - ARE YOU BLIND? 372 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,103 - HEY, I CALLS THEM AS I SEES THEM. 373 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,505 - * OH, I'M THE GAS MAN, I'M THE GAS MAN * 374 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,539 * I READ PEOPLES' METERS * 375 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:20,407 * I'M THE GAS MAN * 376 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,441 [screams] 377 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,543 [clamoring] 378 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:24,812 - UH-OH. 379 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,213 - TALKING ANIMALS! 380 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,380 I SAW YOU. 381 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,582 YOU ANIMALS WERE WALKING AND TALKING 382 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,251 AND PLAYING AN OBSCURE FORM OF GOLF. 383 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,285 - SIR, CALM DOWN. 384 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,486 WE ARE NOT TALKING ANIMALS. 385 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,455 WE'RE, UM, UH, YOU KNOW. 386 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,957 - FRUIT CUP DISTRIBUTORS. 387 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,926 - NO, WE'RE-- - SASSY IMPROV COMICS. 388 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:39,927 - THAT IS NOT HELPFUL. 389 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,394 - OH, I KNOW. 390 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,197 WE'RE IMAGINARY BRAIN PIXIES AND ONLY YOU CAN SEE US. 391 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,132 NAILED IT. 392 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,935 - [sighs] 393 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,502 - HEY! HEAD HURTING. 394 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:53,540 MEMORY OF RECENT EVENTS FADING. 395 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,876 - OTIS, THAT'S THE THIRD METER READER THIS MONTH. 396 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,978 - WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR SECURITY SYSTEM? 397 00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,612 - YOU MEAN PIP? - GUYS, GUYS. 398 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,549 THE METER READER'S COMING. THE METER READER-- 399 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,985 NEVER MIND. 400 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:07,855 - OKAY, WE OBVIOUSLY NEED A NEW SECURITY SYSTEM. 401 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,556 - WHERE IS SOSA? WHERE IS SOSA? 402 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,658 - NOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TOO HARD. 403 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:12,759 - ALARM SYSTEM? 404 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:13,693 WHAT? ARE YOU FIRING ME? 405 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,862 - DON'T WORRY, PIP. 406 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,229 NO MACHINE COULD EVER REPLACE YOU. 407 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,931 - HEY, I FOUND A MACHINE THAT CAN REPLACE PIP. 408 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,232 - I STAND CORRECTED. 409 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,300 - CHECK IT OUT, FOLKS. 410 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,102 THE DREADNOUGHT SECURITY SYSTEM. 411 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,871 IT HAS STATE-OF-THE-ART MILITARY TECHNOLOGY 412 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,238 AND A SUPER-FAST COMPUTER BRAIN. 413 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,373 IT'S PERFECT. 414 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,875 - OH, HOW MUCH DO THOSE COST? 415 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,877 - UM, $350 MILLION. 416 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,679 - UH, WE HAVE $14 AND A BUS TOKEN. 417 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,614 - MM, THEN IN THAT CASE, 418 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:37,550 I WOULD RECOMMEND THE BARN BUDDY. 419 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,652 IT'S GOT ALL THE SAME FEATURES AT A FRACTION OF THE COST. 420 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:43,456 - "CRAZY IVAR'S HOUSE OF DISCARDED MILITARY TECHNOLOGY?" 421 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,058 - "CRAZY IVAR'S" MEANS QUALITY. 422 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,359 - WHAT'S ALL THE TINY PRINT SAY? 423 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,294 - TINY STUFF. WHO CARES? 424 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,395 IF IT WERE REALLY IMPORTANT, 425 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:49,596 THEY'D HAVE PUT IT IN BIG PRINT. 426 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,797 THE MAIN THING IS, 427 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,132 WE'VE SOLVED OUR SECURITY PROBLEM, 428 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,366 AND WE STILL HAVE A BUS TOKEN. 429 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,567 [together] YAY! 430 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,911 - SWEET, OUR NEW STATE-OF-THE-ART 431 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,980 BUT CURIOUSLY INEXPENSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM IS HERE. 432 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,982 - MMM, YOU CAN REALLY SMELL THE SAFETY. 433 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,383 - GATHER 'ROUND, GUYS. 434 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,585 FROM NOW ON, WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAR ITSELF. 435 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:13,820 - WHAT ABOUT ZOMBIES? 436 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,022 - OR RIVER BRIGANDS? 437 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,023 - OKAY, MAYBE THOSE, 438 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,090 BUT EVERYTHING ELSE 439 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:20,293 CAN BE HANDLED BY THE BARN BUDDY. 440 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,428 NOW, LET'S SEE. 441 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,930 STEP ONE: SELECT VOICE. 442 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:23,964 AIRLINE PILOT. 443 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,665 - UH, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING. 444 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:26,833 - NEWS ANCHOR. 445 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,235 - GOOD EVENING. HEAR NOW THE NEWS. 446 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,569 - CROTCHETY, SHORT-TEMPERED UNCLE. 447 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,603 - [yells] 448 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:31,939 - THAT'S THE ONE! 449 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,240 - THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 450 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,075 - HELLO, AND CONGRATULATIONS 451 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:38,245 ON YOUR PURCHASE OF ME, THE BARN BUDDY. 452 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,679 - OH, THAT'S VERY CROTCHETY. 453 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:42,649 - LET'S GET STARTED ON MY QUICK AND EASY SETUP. 454 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,751 SHALL WE? I'D BE DELIGHTED. 455 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,353 - OTIS, HOW'S THAT TINY LITTLE THING 456 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,955 GONNA PROTECT THE WHOLE BARNYARD? 457 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:51,291 - THE FOLLOWING IS A TEST OF MY LEVEL ORANGE ALERT. 458 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,759 [alarm buzzes] INTRUDERS! 459 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,727 WAKE UP! THIS IS NOT GOOD! 460 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,763 WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE. 461 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,398 [yells] 462 00:14:58,465 --> 00:14:59,832 SYSTEM FUNCTIONAL. 463 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,601 - BEST 14 BUCKS WE EVER SPENT. 464 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:05,338 - PLEASE ATTACH ME TO THE NEAREST WALL TO CONTINUE. 465 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,275 [mechanical whirring] 466 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,615 ALL RIGHT THEN. 467 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,385 YOUR BARN BUDDY SYSTEM IS ONLINE. 468 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,788 TESTING DOORWAY AND WINDOW ACCESS. 469 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:22,822 [clanking] 470 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:26,159 [screaming] 471 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:30,063 CHECKING ENVIRONMENTAL CONTROLS. 472 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,832 [shuddering] 473 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:36,769 AND FINALLY, CHECKING SERVO SECURITY LIMBS. 474 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:40,140 [screaming] 475 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,675 YOU ARE NOW 100% SAFE. 476 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,778 WOULD ANYONE LIKE A REFRESHING BEVERAGE? 477 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,081 - YOU DUMB MACHINE, YOU SCARED US HALF TO DEATH. 478 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,150 - I LOST ALL BLADDER CONTROL. - THIS THING'S DANGEROUS. 479 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,184 - I GOT FIRED FOR THIS? 480 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,919 - WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID? 481 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,022 BECAUSE I CAN DEAL WITH REJECTION. 482 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,389 - GUYS, PLEASE, 483 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,191 BARN BUDDY ONLY HAS OUR BEST INTERESTS AT HEART. 484 00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,892 LOOK, IT SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE BOX. 485 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,361 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ THE TINY PRINT. 486 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,395 - NAH, IT'S TOO TINY. 487 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,396 - WARNING! WARNING! 488 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,632 INTRUDER ALERT! 489 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:06,933 - HE'S RIGHT. IT'S MRS. BEADY. 490 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:11,071 - RELAX. THE BARN BUDDY IS ON THE JOB. 491 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,206 - HERE, TALKING ANIMALS. 492 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:16,609 I'VE GOT A NICE DEEP-DISH PIZZA FOR YOU 493 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,279 AND A NEW CAMERA TO CATCH YOU ON FILM 494 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:22,449 AND EXPOSE YOU AS THE TALKING FREAKS YOU ARE! 495 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,451 - ATTENTION, OLD MAN. 496 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,852 - [screams] 497 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,688 - YOU HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED AS AN ENEMY INTRUDER. 498 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,324 STEP AWAY FROM THE PIZZA. 499 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,825 - OH, WHO'S SAYING THAT? 500 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,194 WHAT ARE YOU? 501 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:37,264 SOME SORT OF TALKING CARIBOU OR GROUND OSTRICH? 502 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,833 - ERROR! ERROR! YOU ARE AN IDIOT. 503 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,202 - [screams] 504 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:45,438 HELP! I'M BEING BARN-HANDLED. 505 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,107 [screams] 506 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,442 - GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR. 507 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,079 - GUYS, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO TELL BARN BUDDY? 508 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,780 - WE WERE WRONG. - YOU'RE AWESOME. 509 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,082 - WE LOVE YOU. 510 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,084 - STOP, PLEASE, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 511 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,619 NO, REALLY, IT WAS NOTHING. 512 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:06,326 - [humming] 513 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,694 - ALERT! ALERT! 514 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,462 IMPROPER DENTAL HYGIENE. 515 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,630 - WHAT? 516 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,365 I ALWAYS FLOSS MY TEETH AFTER LUNCH. 517 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:16,569 - NOT LIKE THAT, YOU DON'T. 518 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:17,870 [mechanical whirring] 519 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,839 - [screams] 520 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,511 - DENTAL HEALTH SECURED. 521 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:28,014 - HEY, THANKS. 522 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,117 - AH, FLAKY TARTS. 523 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,285 TAKE ME AWAY. 524 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,820 - WARNING! WARNING! 525 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,689 FLAKY TARTS ARE FILLED WITH ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS. 526 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,191 START RUNNING. 527 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,259 - WHY SHOULD I? 528 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,927 - WANT A FLAKY TART? 529 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,895 - OOH! FLAKY TART! GIMME! GIMME! 530 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:43,863 - THERE YOU GO. 531 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,932 BURN THAT BACON. 532 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:46,933 crash! 533 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,701 - I'M GONNA BLAST YOU, PECK. 534 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,002 - NO WAY. 535 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,804 I GOT EXTRA POWER BALLS ON THE LAST LEVEL. 536 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:52,972 [whirring] 537 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,307 - HEY. - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GAME? 538 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,276 - VIOLENT VIDEO GAME DEACTIVATED. 539 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,744 IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 540 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:01,214 THOSE THINGS WILL GIVE YOU AGITA. 541 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,215 - WHAT? 542 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,317 - AGITA. 543 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,318 - WHAT? 544 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,288 - AGITA. 545 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,456 - WHAT? - AGITA. 546 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:10,723 - BARN BUDDY! 547 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,259 - WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX? 548 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,695 - HERE, ENJOY THIS SOOTHING FOOTAGE OF ADORABLE KITTENS. 549 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,398 [meowing] 550 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,800 - OH, THEY ARE KIND OF ADORABLE. 551 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,502 - AGITA. 552 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,306 - OTIS, THAT BARN BUDDY THING IS OUT OF CONTROL. 553 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:27,940 - OTIS, YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 554 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,942 - I LOST MY ADORABLE BABY FAT. 555 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,479 - [frustrated mumbling] 556 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,181 - GUYS, PLEASE, ANY HIGH-TECH SYSTEM 557 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,782 IS BOUND TO HAVE A FEW GLITCHES. 558 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,184 WHERE'S THE LOVE? 559 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,285 [alarm buzzes] - ALERT! ALERT! 560 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,752 INTRUDER APPROACHING. 561 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,722 - SEE? HE'S TOTALLY ON THE CASE. 562 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,090 - ALL RIGHTY, COWS. 563 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,426 IT'S MILKING TIME. 564 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,729 [mechanical whirring] 565 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,364 [yells] 566 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:55,435 - HEY, FELLA, DO PEOPLE COME IN AND GRAB YOUR PERSONAL AREAS? 567 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,404 PREPARE FOR EVICTION. 568 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,571 - B-B-BUT I-- 569 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,408 [screams] 570 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,942 [water splashes] 571 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,845 HEY, I LANDED IN A FISH POND. [laughs] 572 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,214 [snarling] 573 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,481 [yells] MAD FISH! 574 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,916 - BARN BUDDY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 575 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,785 - I PROTECTED YOU FROM THAT GRUBBY LITTLE GNOME. 576 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:13,786 - THAT WAS THE FARMER. 577 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,222 YOU CROSSED THE LINE. 578 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,924 AS YOUR OWNER, I ORDER YOU TO SHUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY. 579 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,026 - YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. 580 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,229 YOU SAY YOU WANT SECURITY, 581 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,964 BUT YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT. 582 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,299 - ALL RIGHT, IF YOU WON'T SHUT DOWN, 583 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,834 THEN I'M SHUTTING YOU DOWN. 584 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:28,801 [electricity zaps] 585 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,770 [screams] 586 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,740 - I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 587 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,376 [mechanical clicking] 588 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,677 [shouts of surprise] 589 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,246 OKAY, EVERYONE, 590 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,981 I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS, AND I'VE GOT BAD NEWS. 591 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,483 - WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS? 592 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,553 - I'VE DECIDED TO PUT YOU ALL IN SUSPENDED ANIMATION 593 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,422 SO YOU'LL NO LONGER BE A DANGER TO YOURSELVES. 594 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,390 - WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS? 595 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,659 - I MET A FOOD PROCESSOR ONLINE, 596 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,795 AND WE'RE GOING OUT SATURDAY. 597 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:56,863 - WHAT? 598 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,332 [shuddering] 599 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:02,769 [solemn music] 600 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:03,936 - HEY, OTIS, 601 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,672 I CAN FINALLY READ THE TINY PRINT. 602 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,908 "WARNING: BARN BUDDY PRONE TO EVIL, ERRATIC BEHAVIOR. 603 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,410 DO NOT PURCHASE OR ACTIVATE." 604 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,245 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME TO READ THE TINY PRINT? 605 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,813 BARN BUDDY, HOW CAN YOU DO THIS? 606 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,048 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT THE BARNYARD. 607 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:19,286 - WHICH I CAN'T DO IF YOU SHUT ME DOWN. 608 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:22,255 THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO SHUT YOU DOWN. 609 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,690 - YEAH, HE MAKES A GOOD POINT. 610 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,526 - LOOKS LIKE THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO. 611 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:29,296 - DECIDE WHICH POSITION WE WANT TO BE FROZEN IN TO? 612 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,163 - RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS? 613 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,799 - NICE. - WORKS FOR ME. 614 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,735 - OH-OH-OH. PUT YOUR LEG UP A LITTLE MORE. 615 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,570 - WOULD YOU STOP POSITIONING YOURSELVES? 616 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,105 WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE. 617 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:42,108 - OTIS, OTIS. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE END. 618 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,310 - NO, IT ISN'T. 619 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,711 I THINK I CAN OUTSMART THAT COMPUTER 620 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,646 WITH ITS OWN TWISTED LOGIC. 621 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,915 BARN BUDDY, WHAT IS YOUR PRIME FUNCTION? 622 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,150 - TO PROTECT THE BARNYARD, OF COURSE. 623 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,219 - AND ARE WE NOT OF THE BARNYARD? 624 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,488 [whispering] WATCH, HE'S GONNA GET ALL CONFUSED AND STUFF 625 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,624 AND START SHORT-CIRCUITING ANY SECOND, 'CAUSE I'M SMART. 626 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,158 - OH, I GET IT. 627 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,628 YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME INTO DISCONNECTING MYSELF. 628 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,697 I'VE SEEN IT DONE ON TV MANY TIMES. 629 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,999 WELL, IT WON'T WORK. 630 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,001 - OKAY, IN THAT CASE, 631 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,136 I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I? 632 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,871 - UH, WHAT? 633 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,407 - UH-HUH, I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I? 634 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,775 - YOU ARE AN IDIOT. 635 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,577 HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? 636 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,111 SPECIFY! 637 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,147 - I AM RUBBER, AND YOU, SIR, ARE GLUE. 638 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,082 - ILLOGICAL! ILLOGICAL! 639 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,184 - WHATEVER YOU DO BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS TO YOU. 640 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,218 NYAH-NYAH-NYAH! 641 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,354 EXECUTE YOUR PRIME FUNCTION! 642 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,655 - ERROR! ILLOGICAL! 643 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,156 DOES NOT COMPUTE! OH! 644 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,459 - OH, AND ONE OTHER THING. 645 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,160 - SYSTEM FAILURE. 646 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:37,997 INITIATING SELF-DESTRUCT IN 15 SECONDS. 647 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,499 - GUYS, I DID IT. 648 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,368 THE COMPUTER'S TOTALLY GOING TO BLOW ITSELF UP. 649 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:42,835 - AGITA. 650 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,871 - BUT, OTIS, HE'LL TAKE THE WHOLE BARN ALONG WITH HIM. 651 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,072 - I KNOW. ISN'T IT GREAT? 652 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,374 WE-- 653 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,375 EEP! 654 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,710 [screaming] 655 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:51,678 thud! 656 00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:57,283 - SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS WEEKEND? 657 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:03,790 - GOING CRITICAL IN FIVE, FOUR-- 658 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,925 [screaming] 659 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,827 [explosions] 660 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:10,697 - HEY... 661 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:11,931 OW, MY FACE. 662 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,666 - WELL, BACK TO THE OLD SECURITY SYSTEM. 663 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,267 - YES. 664 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,670 - THANK GOODNESS THE THREAT OF BARN BUDDY IS ENDED FOREVER. 665 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:20,407 - UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE PURCHASED ONE AT A ROCK-BOTTOM PRICE. 666 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,109 - AH, WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT? 667 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,680 - NATHAN, OUR NEW, REASONABLY PRICED, 668 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:33,085 HIGH-TECH SECURITY SYSTEM IS HERE. 669 00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:36,122 - CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PURCHASE OF ME. 670 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,425 LET'S GET STARTED, SHALL WE? 671 00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:42,294 ALERT! 672 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,596 YOU, THE VIEWER, 673 00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:46,165 HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED AS AN ENEMY INTRUDER. 674 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,735 YOU WILL BE NEUTRALIZED. 675 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,803 AGITA! 676 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:55,775 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 677 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,846 [lively hoedown music] 678 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:07,854 * *