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I'M JUST HEADING
TO THE FIELDS, DUKE.

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I'LL BE BACK.

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CLEAR!

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ALL RIGHT.

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"RAT-ABUNGA!"

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Man: * FROM THE HAYSTACKS
UP TO THE HILLTOPS *

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* WE GO ON DANCING...

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* ...THROUGH THE NIGHT

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OW, OW, OK, OW.

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OW!

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WHOO!

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Man: * DO-SI-DO
YOUR PARTNER, NOW *

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* GONNA PARTY NOW
TILL THE MORNING LIGHT *

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* DO-SI-DO
AND DON'T YOU KNOW *

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* IT'S JUST THE WAY
WE ANIMALS ROLL. *

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HA-HA.

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"VINE-HILDA",
QUEEN OF THE JUNGLE

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STALKS HER WILEY PREY.

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SUDDENLY SHE POUNCES.

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Man: WHOA.

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AH, THIS IS GREAT.

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DUDE, THAT NEW HYPNOSIS
KIT IS HILARIOUS .

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WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

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IT WAS FREE WITH THE DVD PLAYER
I BOUGHT OFF THE GOPHERS.

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I JUST WAVE THE HYPNO WATCH
IN FRONT OF PEOPLE'S FACES

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AND THEY'RE LIKE PUTTY
IN MY HANDS.

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NO, PUT ME DOWN, HELP...

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TONIGHT, WE DO
THE MONKEY DANCE!

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NOT THE MONKEY DANCE.

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BUT I GOTTA BE CAREFUL.

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THE POWER TO IMPOSE
MY WILL ON OTHERS

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IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY.

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Pip: WHATEVER.

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WANNA GO BACK AND
MESS WITH PEOPLE'S HEADS?

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THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

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MMM, OOH, THIS BURRITO SHOULD
HOLD ME UNTIL SNACK TIME.

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Otis: YOU DON'T WANT TO
EAT THAT BURRITO, PIG.

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OH.

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YOU WANT TO DANCE
THE LEAD ROLE

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IN THE FAMOUS BALLET
"PIG LAKE."

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OTIS, WHERE DO YOU COME
OFF HYPNOTIZING PEOPLE?

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I'LL MESMERIZE YOU.

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WHATEVER YOU SAY, PERKY
HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADER.

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WE'RE NUMBER ONE.

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CAN'T BE NUMBER TWO.

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WE'RE GONNA BEAT
THE WHOOPEE OUT OF YOU.

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SHE SAID,
"WHOOPEE".

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WOW, MAN, A COW COULD
REALLY GET USED TO THIS.

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LOOK, OTIS,
THE FARMER.

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MAKE HIM THINK
HE'S A DANISH SUPERMODEL.

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

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I COULD NEVER DO THAT.

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THE FARMER IS
MY DEAR, DEAR FRIEND.

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WHOO, I GUESS
THAT MEANS I'M SAFE.

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WHY, OF COURSE
YOU ARE PIP... SLEEP!

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I'LL FEEL GUILTY
ABOUT THIS TOMORROW.

57
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BUT THAT'S HOURS AWAY.

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AVAST, YE SWABBIES.

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I'LL TAKE Y'ALL ON 'FORE I GIVE
UP THE JOLLY CUD MUNCHER.

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RIGHT, FAITHFUL PARROT?

61
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POLLY WANTS
AN ANCHOVY PIZZA.

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MOVE IT TO THE LEFT,
MOVE IT TO THE RIGHT.

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COME ON, BADGERS,
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT.

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PLIÉ, PLIE AND ARABESQUE.

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WHEE.

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I'M ONE OF
THE FINEST

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MICROWAVE OVENS
ON THE MARKET.

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"PING."

69
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
YOU NEED ANOTHER 30 SECONDS.

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YOU HAVE DISHONORED
MY TEMPLE FOR THE LAST TIME,
WHITE ROOSTER.

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IT IS YOU WHO BRINGS MUCH SHAME,
WHISKERED ONE.

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Otis: LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.

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WHEN I CLAP MY HOOVES

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YOU WILL BE HENCEFORTH
BE UNHYPNOTIZED.

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AW, I HATE THAT
THAT'S SO MUCH FUN.

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WHY AM I WEARIN'
AN EYE PATCH?

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WHY AM I SITTIN' ON A CHICKEN?

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WELL, I HATE TO GIVE
UP MY BEST FRIEND BUT

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OTIS GOT A HYPNOSIS KIT
FROM THE GOPHERS

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AND HAS BEEN USING IT
TO MESS WITH OUR MINDS.

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THAT WATCH SWINGING MORON.

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LET'S GIVE HIM A TASTE
OF HIS OWN STUPIDITY.

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All: YEAH.

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AH, TIME TO RELAX WITH
MY BRAND-NEW COMPACT DVD.

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WELL, LET'S SEE, NERD MOVIE...

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VAMPIRE MOVIE,
NERD/VAMPIRE MOVIE.

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HERE WE GO.

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"'FIGHTY HANDS', THE GRITTY
BOXING TALE OF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP
JEFFERSON ALI FARMER."

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WHOO-HOO.

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Man: And a roundhouse,
and an upper cut.

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Destroy him.

92
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OK, I SEE THE WATCH.

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I'M GOING IN.

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I DON'T THINK SO.

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UM, WE WEREN'T TRYING
TO STEAL YOUR WATCH

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SO WE COULD HYPNOTIZE YOU
TO GET REVENGE, IF THAT'S
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

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NO, NO, WE JUST WANTED
TO KNOW WHAT TIME IT WAS.

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HEY, PIP, WHAT
TIME IS IT THERE?

99
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OH, IT'S A QUARTER PAST...

100
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

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OH, WATCH, IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.

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AND I'M NOT LETTING YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT.

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WHY WOULD I?

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I MEAN, YOU'RE SO ROUND
AND PRETTY AND SHINY AND...

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WAVY... AHH...

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Man: Now listen, up kid.

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You gotta do
exactly what I say.

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DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAY.

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You got Farmer on the ropes,
he's ready to fall.

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When you hear the bell,
destroy farmer.

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WHEN I HEAR THE BELL

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DESTROY FARMER.

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DESTROY FARMER.

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HEY, PIPPO, I HAD THE
WEIRDEST DREAM LAST NIGHT.

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OTIS, FARMER'S COMING.

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CHICKENS... COME AND GET IT.

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:
WHEN I HEAR THE BELL

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DESTROY FARMER.

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UH, OTIS?

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DESTROY FARMER.

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OH, BAD COW, BAD COW.

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WHOA, DUDE.

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WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

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HUH?

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UH, OH, HEY, PIP.

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OTIS, YOU ALMOST
SMASHED THE FARMER.

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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YOU HAVE GOT QUITE AN
IMAGINATION THERE, MISSY.

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HEY, ANYONE SEEN
THE TAKEOUT MENU?

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PIP, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE...

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NO WAY.

132
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BUT WHAT IF?

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WE LOST THE TAKEOUT MENU?

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I SUPPOSE WE COULD
ORDER FROM MEMORY.

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PIG PROBABLY
REMEMBERS MOST OF THE...

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NO, WHAT IF HE
HYPNOTIZED HIMSELF?

137
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OH, THAT "WHAT IF"?

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HEY, EVERYBODY...

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IT'S TIME TO ANSWER
SOME OF TODAY'S VIEWER MAIL.

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HERE'S ONE FROM RICO,
AGE 11.

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"DEAR PIG, TODAY'S SHOW
IS ABOUT HYPNOSIS.

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IS HYPNOSIS REAL?

143
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WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE?

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AM I HYPNOTIZED RIGHT NOW?"

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WELL, RICO, THE ANSWER IS YES.

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HERE'S HOW HYPNOSIS WORKS.

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A WATCH IS SWUNG
IN FRONT OF YOUR EYEBALLS

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CAUSING THEM TO BECOME SWIRLY.

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THE SWIRLINESS THEN TRAVELS UP
THE PANCREAS AND INTO THE BRAIN

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WHERE IT'S STORED IN A COOLER
TILL IT'S COLD.

151
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SOON TINY HYPNOSIS MONKEYS ARE
RELEASED INTO THE GANGLIA

152
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AND BINGO.

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YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE HYPNOTIZED.

154
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I WILL NOW EAT MY POINTER.

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Man in movie:
Now listen up, kid.

156
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You gotta do exactly what I say.

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When you hear the bell
destroy Farmer.

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OH, NO.

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ANY TIME OTIS HEARS A BELL,
HE'S GONNA ATTACK THE FARMER.

160
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WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

161
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YOU'RE RIGHT...

162
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AS SOON AS THE MOVIE'S OVER.

163
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HOW MUCH YOU FIGURE THOSE
BIG SCREENS COST ANYWAY?

164
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Abby: HEY.

165
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DARN ELECTRIC FENCE.

166
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ON THE BLINK AGAIN.

167
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Duke: I DISMANTLED THE DOORBELL.

168
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I TURNED OFF THE CELL PHONES.

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I TOOK DOWN THE WIND CHIMES.

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Pip: OH, MAN.

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DESTROY FARMER.

172
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HE'S HEADING
FOR THE ELECTRIC FENCE.

173
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Pip: HE'S GONNA CHAR BROIL
THE FARMER.

174
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Abby: I'M ON IT.

175
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DESTROY FARMER.

176
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DESTROY FARMER.

177
00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:14,061
I MUST BE PUTTING TOO MUCH
RIBOFLAVIN IN THEIR FEED.

178
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MAKES 'EM JUMPY.

179
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WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

180
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OTIS, YOU'VE
HYPNOTIZED YOURSELF

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TO DESTROY THE FARMER.

182
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Pip: IT'S TRUE, HE WAS
ALMOST A FARMER FLAMBÉ.

183
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GUYS, OK, IF YOU'RE
TRYING TO MESS WITH MY HEAD

184
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO
WAY BETTER THAN THAT.

185
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OH, AND KEEP AN EYE
ON THE FARMER.

186
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HE DOESN'T LOOK SO HOT.

187
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AHH...

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OH.

189
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AHH...

190
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:27,134
THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN
SNAP HIM OUT OF IT

191
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IS THE SAME PERSON
WHO HYPNOTIZED HIM.

192
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,738
WELL, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

193
00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,139
IT WAS SOME ACTOR
IN AN OLD MOVIE.

194
00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,774
MAYBE HE MADE
ANOTHER MOVIE CALLED

195
00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:36,009
"PLEASE, DON'T
DESTROY THE FARMER."

196
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:38,946
WELL, I DON'T HEAR YOU GUYS
COMING UP WITH ANYTHING.

197
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,014
IT SAYS IF WE DON'T
SNAP HIM OUT OF HIT

198
00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:43,784
HE'LL JUST KEEP TRYING
TILL HE SUCCEEDS.

199
00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,786
OR THINKS HE SUCCEEDED.

200
00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,254
All: HMM...

201
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,089
WHY ARE WE
ALL GOING "HMM?"

202
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,924
NOT SURE, JUST PLAY ALONG.

203
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,794
[MACHINERY POUNDING
AND CLANKING...]

204
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,304
ALL CLEAR, LET'S DO IT.

205
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:09,910
DESTROY FARMER.

206
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,880
DESTROY FARMER.

207
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,751
DESTROY FARMER.

208
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:22,055
HEY, FOLKS,
VIEWER MAIL TIME AGAIN.

209
00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:23,824
OH, HERE'S ONE
FROM SALLY, AGE 14.

210
00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,459
"DEAR PIG...

211
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,996
AREN'T YOU INTERRUPTING
THE STORY AT THE MOST
SUSPENSEFUL PART?"

212
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,931
WELL, THE ANSWER
IS "YES", SALLY.

213
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,099
YES, I AM.

214
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,034
KEEP THOSE CARDS
AND LETTERS COMING.

215
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:39,072
DESTROY FARMER.

216
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,378
WHAT DID I JUST DO?

217
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,147
OH, NO, THEY WERE
TELLING THE TRUTH.

218
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,415
NO!

219
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,850
FARMER, ARE YOU IN THERE?

220
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:50,951
FARMER...

221
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:57,958
ARE YOU OK?

222
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:58,892
DON'T SWALLOW.

223
00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,227
THAT IS A LOT OF CHOLESTEROL.

224
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,095
PIG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

225
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,331
CAN'T YOU SEE
I'VE TURNED THE FARMER

226
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,700
INTO AN ENORMOUS
STICK OF BUTTER.

227
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:07,968
HEY, HE'S CURED.

228
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,703
UH, NEVER SAY "CURE" TO A PIG.

229
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,939
OTIS, IT'S JUST A MANNEQUIN.

230
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,241
WE USED IT TO SHOCK YOU
OUT OF YOUR HYPNOSIS.

231
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:15,776
YOU MEAN I DIDN'T...

232
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:16,376
THEN HE ISN'T...

233
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,477
SO HE'S NOT...

234
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,912
NOPE, SEE?

235
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,749
WHOO-HOO.

236
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,452
AW, THAT'S SWEET.

237
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,854
HEY, MAYBE HE'LL FORGET
WHERE HE'S RUNNING

238
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,922
AND JUST KEEP GOING.

239
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:29,990
ISN'T THAT A NICE THOUGHT?

240
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,392
HE'LL JUST KEEP RUNNING
AND RUNNING AND RUNNING

241
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,127
AND NEVER COME BACK.

242
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,262
I HOPE THAT HAPPENS.

243
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,032
OH, NOT AGAIN.

244
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:42,069
FARMER, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE NOT BUTTER.

245
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,505
I PROMISE I'LL NEVER FOOL
WITH HYPNOTISM AGAIN.

246
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,275
TALKING COW.

247
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:52,179
MAYBE THIS ONE LAST TIME.

248
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,447
PRETTY WATCH.

249
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,252
Man: [AS "LAW AND ORDER"
ANNOUNCER]: IN THE BARNYARD
JUSTICE SYSTEM

250
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,221
THERE ARE ANIMALS
WHO COMMIT CRIMES

251
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,156
AND ANIMALS WHO PROSECUTE THEM.

252
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,257
SOME OF THEM HAVE UDDERS.

253
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,105
Peck: NO, NO...

254
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,940
STOP FOLLOWING ME.

255
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:20,874
IT'S NOT USE, PECK.

256
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,342
YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME.

257
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,879
NO... GO AWAY!

258
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,180
I CAN'T HELP MYSELF.

259
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,316
I'M SO HUNGRY.

260
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,522
FREDDY, PECK,
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?

261
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,857
PIG'S GONNA EAT
YOUR BREAKFAST.

262
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,458
OH, ACTUALLY...

263
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,960
PIG ATE YOUR BREAKFAST.

264
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,394
I'M WORRIED, OTIS.

265
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,896
THEY'VE BEEN
OUT ALL NIGHT.

266
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,497
I'LL BET THEY'RE
COLD AND HUNGRY

267
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,266
AND HAVE TERRIBLE
MORNING BREATH.

268
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,438
I THINK DUKE'S PICKED
UP THEIR TRAIL.

269
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,405
DID YOU FIND 'EM BOY?

270
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,274
NO, BUT CHECK OUT THIS
UNCHEWED TENNIS BALL.

271
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,944
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN'
THIS WEEKEND, WHOO.

272
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,078
HEY, LOOK, PECK'S FEATHERS.

273
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,112
THEY LEAD OFF THIS WAY.

274
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,480
Otis: THROUGH
MRS. BEADY'S GARDEN?

275
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,049
COME ON, GUYS.

276
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:04,885
MMM...

277
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:08,455
TWO TICKETS TO
GIBLET TOWN, PLEASE.

278
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,289
FREDDY, FREDDY, WAKE UP.

279
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,258
HM, WHAT, THIGH BONE,
DARK MEAT...

280
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,393
12 MINUTES PER POUND, DING.

281
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,928
Abby: FREDDY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

282
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:15,963
AND WHERE'S PECK?

283
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,965
PECK? I'M...

284
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,032
I'M NOT SURE.

285
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,934
LAST NIGHT'S KIND OF A BLUR.

286
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,102
A LIKELY STORY, FERRET.

287
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,037
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
ALL THESE FEATHERS?

288
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,940
LOOKS TO ME LIKE SOMEONE HAD
ROOSTER TAKEOUT LAST NIGHT.

289
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,275
WHAT, THAT'S SICK?

290
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,911
I AM DEEPLY, DEEPLY OFFENDED.

291
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:32,846
Pip: BUSTED.

292
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,282
Abby: FREDDY, HOW COULD YOU?

293
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,050
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
CALM DOWN EVERYBODY.

294
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,418
I'M SURE THERE'S
A LOGICAL EXPLANATION.

295
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,253
YOU BET THERE IS-
FREDDY'S EATEN PECK.

296
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:43,023
THE SCENT OF VILLAINY
IS IN THE AIR, I SAY.

297
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,424
NO, NO, WAIT .

298
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,359
THAT'S ANOTHER TENNIS BALL.

299
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,934
Freddy: UM, OTIS...

300
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,535
WHO SELECTED THE JURY?

301
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,640
ALL RISE.

302
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:04,912
ANIMAL COURT
IS NOW IN SESSION.

303
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,014
JUDGE BESSY PRESIDING.

304
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,216
GUILTY.

305
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,018
NOW LET'S GET TO THE PUNISHMENT.

306
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,319
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD
ANY EVIDENCE YET.

307
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,453
I DON'T NEED EVIDENCE.

308
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,189
I CAN TELL HE DID IT BY HIS
BEADY LITTLE FERRET EYES.

309
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,593
BUT IF CUD BREATH IS GONNA
MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT...

310
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,295
PROSECUTOR, PROCEED.

311
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:25,398
LADIES, I DON'T WANNA
PROSECUTE FREDDY.

312
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,600
HE'S NICE AND KIND AND CUTE.

313
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,471
BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE
THE FACT THAT HE'S

314
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,906
A REMORSELESS,
COLD-BLOODED KILLER!

315
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,275
I OBJECT.

316
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,576
ME, TOO.

317
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,411
Bessy: ORDER, ORDER...

318
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,612
I SAID ORDER.

319
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:43,083
I'D LIKE AN EXTRA-LARGE
CALZONE WITH MUSHROOMS, PLEASE.

320
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,651
OH, AND I'D LIKE...

321
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,621
DUKE, WILL YOU PLEASE
TELL US WHAT YOU FOUND

322
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,090
IN FREDDY'S CRAWL SPACE?

323
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,358
WITH PLEASURE.

324
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,360
I INFILTRATED HIS DEN
OF CARNIVOROUS EVIL

325
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,263
AND FOUND THIS COOKBOOK ENTITLED

326
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,965
"TO SERVE CHICKEN."

327
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,003
YOUR HONOR, MAY
I WILDLY SPECULATE?

328
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,171
YOU MAY...

329
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,672
ESPECIALLY IF IT
PROVES HE'S GUILTY.

330
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,107
ALL RIGHT,
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.

331
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,976
FREDDY'S APPETITE
BECAME INFLAMED

332
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,944
BY READING CHICKEN COOKBOOKS.

333
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,380
HE SNUCK OFF, ELUDING
THE KEEN SENSES

334
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,348
OF A MASKED CANINE AVENGER

335
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:19,186
WHO WAS BRAVELY
DEFENDING THE BARN
AGAINST A GANG OF DESPERADOES.

336
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,188
FINALLY, HE ATTACKED PECK

337
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,556
ROLLED HIM INTO A GIANT BURRITO

338
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,025
AND COOKED HIM
FOR 10 TO 12 MINUTES.

339
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,626
TRUST ME ON THIS.

340
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,560
I'M A PROFESSIONAL.

341
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,663
I FIND THIS BURRITO
MAKING MONGOOSE GUILTY.

342
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,033
OK, ONE...
NONE OF THAT HAPPENED.

343
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:36,069
AND TWO, WE HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD
FREDDY'S SIDE OF THE STORY.

344
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,104
Freddy: NO, OTIS,
THEY'RE RIGHT.

345
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,639
I PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE
A SIDE OF THE STORY.

346
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,507
WHAT?

347
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,209
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN
FRIENDS FOR YEARS.

348
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,344
YOU BOTH BRIEFLY
DATED THE SAME WEASEL.

349
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,979
WHY WOULD YOU SUDDENLY
TURN ON HIM?

350
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,680
I CAN'T REMEMBER, OTIS.

351
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,149
ALL I KNOW IS

352
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,451
I FOLLOWED PECK INTO
MRS. BEADY'S GARDEN

353
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,254
AND WHEN I WOKE UP,
MY HEAD WAS THROBBING...

354
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,288
RIGHT HERE.

355
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,657
Abby: LET THE RECORD SHOW

356
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,593
THAT THE DEFENDANT'S SKULL
SAYS "EROWMAB".

357
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,728
IT'S A PRISON TATTOO.

358
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,763
I'LL BET HE'S
A REPEAT OFFENDER.

359
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,065
OBJECTION.

360
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,466
I'M GETTING TIRED
OF SAYING THIS:

361
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,667
GUILTY.

362
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,002
WHAT ABOUT THE JURY?

363
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:09,636
All: GUILTY.

364
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,503
UH, GUILTY.

365
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,339
I SENTENCE THE ACCUSED

366
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,141
TO BE DONATED TO A PET STORE

367
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,776
AND BANISHED FROM
THE BARNYARD FOREVER.

368
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,510
WHAT?

369
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,778
IT'S BETTER
THIS WAY, OTIS.

370
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,048
I CAN'T BE TRUSTED.

371
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,783
I'M OBVIOUSLY SOME
SORT OF A MONSTER.

372
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,518
Duke: LET'S GO, DIRTBAG.

373
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,020
I GUESS FREDDY DID DO IT.

374
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,688
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DIDN'T
SEE THIS COMING.

375
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:29,756
Pip: DUDE, IT'S ALL
HE TALKS ABOUT.

376
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,525
MY BRAIN'S THE SIZE OF A PEA
AND I SAW IT COMING.

377
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,660
I DON'T BUY IT.

378
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,028
THERE'S NO WAY FREDDY ATE PECK.

379
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,229
COME ON, GUYS.

380
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,431
LET'S GO SOLVE THE CASE OF
THE APPARENTLY EATEN ROOSTER.

381
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,632
I DON'T KNOW, OTIS.

382
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,269
THAT'S REALLY GONNA CUT INTO MY
MUD-WALLOWING TIME AND...

383
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,336
I'LL BRING SNACKS.

384
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,037
I'M IN.

385
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,541
TALKING ANIMALS.

386
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,410
RUTTING AROUND IN MY ARUGULA.

387
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,545
I'LL SHOW THEM.

388
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:55,082
WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME
KIND OF DISTRACTION.

389
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,616
PIGSTER, YOU FEEL
LIKE DRESSING UP?

390
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:57,584
AW, AGAIN?

391
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,320
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE
TO BE THE ONE IN DISGUISE?

392
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,054
SNACKS.

393
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,122
I'M IN.

394
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:04,557
UH, GOOD DAY, MADAM.

395
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,359
MAY I HAVE A MOMENT
OF YOUR TIME?

396
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:09,229
I'M AN ORDINARY TRAVELING
SALESMAN, AS YOU CAN SEE.

397
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:12,132
ARE YOU TROUBLED BY
SMART

398
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,700
YES, YES, I AM.

399
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,503
THEN I MAY BE ABLE TO
DISTRACT... UH, HELP YOU.

400
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,504
MAY I COME IN?

401
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,606
OK, WE'RE GONNA
LOOK FOR CLUES

402
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,841
LIKE THEY DO ON THOSE
HIGHLY-RATED CRIME SHOWS.

403
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,445
FIRST, I'M GONNA SCAN THE AREA
WITH A SENSITIVE LASER LIGHT.

404
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,513
HEY, A CLUE.

405
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,582
IT'S A PAPER BAG WITH
A PECAN STICKY BUN INSIDE.

406
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,151
OH, YEAH, THAT'S REAL NICE.

407
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:35,088
BUT, YOU KNOW, MOST CLUES
ARE EXTREMELY HARD TO DETECT
WITH THE NAKED EYED SO

408
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,856
I'LL HAVE TO DUST FOR PRINTS
WITH THIS VERY SPECIAL...

409
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,757
Pip: ANOTHER CLUE.

410
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:38,825
IT'S MRS. BEADY'S
BAMWARE FRYING PAN.

411
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:39,726
WRAP IT UP, DUDE.

412
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,261
I'M DOING ALL THE WORK HERE.

413
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,662
STOP BEING A CLUE HOG.

414
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,397
FINE, I'LL JUST
SIT IN THIS HOLE.

415
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,298
GOOD, SIT IN THAT HOLE.

416
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,234
HEY, THIS IS NO HOLE,
IT'S A PAW PRINT.

417
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,801
AND THERE'S MORE
LEADING OFF THAT WAY.

418
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,737
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
OURSELVES A WITNESS.

419
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:57,210
NOW THIS ITEM WOULD BE
EXTREMELY USEFUL AGAINST
CHILEAN SPIDER MONKEYS.

420
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,278
OH, I SEE, I SEE...

421
00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,312
PSST, HEY PIG,
COME ON.

422
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,747
NOT NOW, I'M WITH
A CUSTOMER.

423
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,317
GO AWAY, I'M ARMED!

424
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:07,220
OH, NOW I'LL NEVER
MAKE MY SALES QUOTA.

425
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:10,857
WAIT, DOES THIS
COME IN CHARTREUSE?

426
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,828
Freddy: I DON'T WANNA
GO TO THE PET STORE.

427
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,431
NO ONE BUYS FERRETS ANYMORE.

428
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:19,866
I'LL BE A LIFER.

429
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,169
PIPE DOWN, THE GUY'S ALREADY
ON HIS WAY, PUNK.

430
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,370
ONCE HE PICKS YOU UP

431
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,838
IT'S SO LONG
FLESH-CRAVING PSYCHOPATH.

432
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,241
BUT DUKE, DO YOU THINK
THE STORE WILL TAKE ME

433
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,909
WITH THE CARRIER
SMELLING LIKE THIS?

434
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,345
OH, RIGHT- LIKE I'M GONNA
FALL FOR THAT OLD...

435
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,746
SMELLING?

436
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,748
YOU KNOW, I'M INTRIGUED
BY SMELLS.

437
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,250
LET'S HAVE A WHIFF.

438
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,585
HMM...

439
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,687
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA.

440
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,921
SO LONG, SUCKER.

441
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,256
Duke: HEY, GET BACK HERE.

442
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,824
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS.

443
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:45,625
IS THIS THE SMELL?

444
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,727
DID YOU MEAN THIS?

445
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,163
HM, IT IS CITRUSY.

446
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,831
IT'S A CITRUSY KIND
OF THING, HEY ?

447
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:55,902
BOY, I WISH PECK COULD'VE SEEN
ME PUT ONE OVER ON OLD DUKE.

448
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,872
BUT HE CAN'T, I'VE EATEN HIM.

449
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,308
THERE'S NO USE FIGHTING IT.

450
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,775
I'M A MONSTER

451
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:07,214
AND THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE FOR
A RUTHLESS DEVIANT LIKE ME.

452
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,349
COME ON, YOU GOT,
LIKE WHAT, 107 BROTHERS
AND SISTERS ?

453
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,518
I CAN SELL YOU A GROSS
OF 'EM, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

454
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,452
HEY CHUBSIE...

455
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,720
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
A MISSING ROOSTER?

456
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,555
HOLY COW,
IT'S THE HEAT.

457
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,789
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

458
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,560
I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'-
I SWEAR, NOTHIN'.

459
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,828
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
I LIKE YOU, OK?

460
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,263
YOU GOT A NICE FACE.

461
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,265
BUT, YOU KNOW, MY
CRAZY PARTNER OVER HERE

462
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,633
MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY.

463
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,900
RODENTS LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

464
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,937
YOU CAN'T DIG A HOLE DEEP ENOUGH
TO GET AWAY FROM ME, FAT CHEEKS.

465
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,572
WHOA, WHOA, HANG ON,
HANG ON.

466
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,707
IF YOU'RE THE GOOD COP,
ALL RIGHT...

467
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,942
AND HE'S THE BAD COP, UH

468
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:36,776
WHO'S HE?

469
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,878
I'M THE FUNNY COP-
PULL MY FINGER.

470
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,348
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
IN MRS. BEADY'S GARDEN
LAST NIGHT, CHUBSIE?

471
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,849
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SING.

472
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,684
I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET
THE ROOSTER, SEE?

473
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,287
BUT THAT FERRET WASN'T PART
OF THE DEAL, SO I, UH...

474
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,255
I HIGH-TAILED IT.

475
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,556
WHY WERE YOU MEETING PECK?

476
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,723
AND YOU BETTER TELL THE TRUTH.

477
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,325
I WAS GONNA HAND OFF
SOME MERCHANDISE.

478
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,393
THIS STUFF?

479
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,694
IT'S SKIN LOTION.

480
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,464
GUYS, I WAS RIGHT.

481
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,531
FREDDY DIDN'T DO IT.

482
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,633
OK, HERE'S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

483
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,602
PECK HAD AN EMBARRASSING
SKIN CONDITION

484
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,836
WHICH MADE HIM SHED FEATHERS.

485
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,672
HIS PLAN WAS TO GET
LOTION FROM THE GOPHER

486
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,807
AND PAY FOR IT WITH
A PECAN STICKY BUN-

487
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,008
A COMMON GOPHER CURRENCY.

488
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,412
A STICKY BUN, WHICH THE STARVING
FREDDY FOUND IRRESISTIBLE.

489
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,846
Pig: I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

490
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,684
THEN SUDDENLY THE
HANDSOME AND DREAMY
FLAMENCO DANCING PIG COMES IN

491
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,887
AND DAZZLES EVERYONE WITH
HIS FEET OF FIRE, RIGHT?

492
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,221
Otis: NO, HE DOESN'T.
Pig: OH.

493
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:23,790
Otis: PECK RAN.

494
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,492
HE DIDN'T WANT ANYONE
TO SEE HIM MOLTING.

495
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:26,559
Pip: MY TURN, MY TURN.

496
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,695
JUST THEN, BESSY PLEDGED HER
UNDYING LOVE TO ME.

497
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,129
SHE THREW HERSELF INTO MY ARMS

498
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:33,500
AND I CARRIED HER OFF
TO BEGIN OUR NEW LIFE
AS STOCK CAR DRIVERS.

499
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,734
Otis: CAN I FINISH, PLEASE?

500
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,868
Pip: KILLJOY.

501
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,871
Otis: ANYONE, FREDDY CHASED PECK
INTO MRS. BEADY'S GARDEN

502
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,308
WHERE MRS. BEADY AMBUSHED HIM
WITH HER BAMWARE FRYING PAN.

503
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,844
HE FELL INTO PECK'S FEATHERS
AND WOKE UP WITH AMNESIA.

504
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,779
IT ALL ADDS UP, GUYS.

505
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,848
FREDDY IS WAY INNOCENT.

506
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,817
BUT OTIS, IF FREDDY'S INNOCENT,
THEN WHERE'S PECK?

507
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,352
I THINK I KNOW THAT TOO.

508
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,921
COME ON, FOR THE LAST TIME.

509
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,892
OH, THERE THEY ARE.

510
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:00,927
THE POOR, GRIEVING HENS.

511
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,666
POOR GRIEVING DELICIOUS...

512
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,835
PROTEIN-PACKED HENS.

513
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:09,936
WHAT AM I SAYING?

514
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,371
I CAN'T EAT THEM.

515
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:12,772
THEY'RE MY FRIENDS.

516
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,906
ARE THEY?

517
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:14,907
HUH?

518
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,843
YOU'RE A FERRET,
THEY'RE CHICKENS.

519
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,911
WHY F

520
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:20,947
Freddy: I WON'T LISTEN.

521
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:24,016
GET THEE BEHIND ME, EVIL
REFLECTING FREDDY.

522
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,319
GO ON.
YOU KNOW
YOU WANT TO.
DO IT.

523
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:28,054
FINGER-LICKIN' GOOD.

524
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,322
NO!

525
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,390
HEY, FREDDY,
WHAT YA DOING?

526
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,458
OH, HEY, PECK.

527
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,826
ME AND THE GUYS WHERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT YOU... PECK!

528
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,562
YOU'RE NOT INSIDE ME.

529
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:38,465
I MEAN, I DIDN'T FEAST
ON YOUR JUICY FLESH.

530
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,966
I MEAN, HOORAY.

531
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,401
HEY, YOU DON'T
LOOK SO GOOD.

532
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,635
YOU WANNA GET A PIZZA?

533
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:43,803
Abby: THERE THEY ARE.

534
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,037
Bessy: SO DUMB-DUMB
WAS RIGHT.

535
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,574
THAT FREAKY FERRET DIDN'T
EAT PECK AFTER ALL.

536
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:48,841
WE FOUND HIM IN AN ALOE PATCH

537
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,076
TRYING TO TREAT
HIS SKIN CONDITION.

538
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,978
WHEN OTIS TOLD ME
WHAT HAPPENED, WELL...

539
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:55,415
I RAN RIGHT HERE TO STRAIGHTEN
OUT THIS WHOLE CRAZY MISTAKE.

540
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,984
BEST FRIEND.
PAL OF MINE.

541
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,019
All: AWW...

542
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,888
OH, AND HERE'S
A PRESENT FROM A GOPHER.

543
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:02,955
HONEY MUSTARD
CHICKEN GLAZE?

544
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,691
NO, SILLY.

545
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,359
IT'S MY SKIN LOTION.

546
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,761
OH... .

547
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:09,729
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

548
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,898
WHAT ABOUT THIS CREEPY
CHICKEN SERVING BOOK

549
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,766
WE FOUND IN YOUR ROOM?

550
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,702
OH, HA-HA, YEAH, SEE UM...

551
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:16,936
HERE'S THE THING.

552
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,671
THAT'S NOT MINE,
IT BELONGS TO A FRIEND.

553
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:19,906
HE'S A FERRET... BADGER

554
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,874
NAMED FREDDY... BENNY!

555
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,042
BENNY THE BADGER.

556
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,778
Abby: I BUY IT.
Pip: ME TOO.

557
00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:27,614
Pig: WELL, I DON'T LIKE
THIS BENNY THE BADGER.

558
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,115
WELL, AS LEAD DEFENSE COW

559
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,651
I OFFICIALLY DECLARE
THIS CASE CLOSED.

560
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:32,852
All: YAY!

561
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:33,853
I DON'T KNOW.

562
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,622
SOMEHOW I FEEL LIKE WE'VE
FORGOTTEN SOMETHING.

563
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,156
AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

564
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,459
I MEAN, IF IT WAS THAT
IMPORTANT WE PROBABLY
WOULDN'T HAVE FORGOTTEN IT.

565
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:40,760
I DON'T BELONG HERE.

566
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:41,828
I WAS SET UP.

567
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,062
I WANT A LAWYER.

568
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,897
HM...

569
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,566
DO YOU GUYS SMELL THAT,
IT'S LIKE A...

570
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,635
LIKE A KIWI OR A TANGELO OR...

571
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,537
Man: OR A HAPPY MONKEY.

572
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:29,809
Man: O...

573
00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:32,512
Squeaky voice: NATION.