1 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:14,648 I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE, I'LL BE BACK. 2 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,351 CLEAR! 3 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:22,390 ALL RIGHT! 4 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:23,791 "RAT-ABUNGA!" 5 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:27,061 Man: * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 6 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:28,962 * WE GO ON DANCING... 7 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,233 * ...THROUGH THE NIGHT 8 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,534 OW, OW, OK, OW. 9 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:34,835 OW! 10 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:36,170 WHOO! 11 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:38,539 * DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER NOW 12 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:41,742 * GONNA PARTY NOW TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 13 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:43,811 * DO-SI-DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 14 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:48,116 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL. * 15 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:51,385 HA-HA! 16 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:04,132 Otis: OK, COME ON, COME ON, GIVE ME ONE MORE. 17 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,733 COME ON, OTIS. 18 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,001 AND YOU SAY YOU'RE IN SHAPE FOR THE ANNUAL BARNYARD GAMES. 19 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,737 COME ON, PUT SOME UDDER INTO IT. 20 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,873 Pip: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 21 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:15,176 AH, GOOD WORKOUT, I'M EXHAUSTED. 22 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:16,444 WHOA... 23 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,279 GUYS, I AM IN THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE. 24 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:21,014 CHECK OUT THESE GUNS... GO AHEAD, ASK ME WHY I CALL THEM "GUNS," DO IT. 25 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,850 ASK ME, I BET YOU WON'T DO IT, DO IT. 26 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:25,386 OK, WHY DO YOU CALL THEM... WHOA! 27 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:28,422 WHOA, GOOD JOB, FREDDY. 28 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,724 I THINK YOUR TRAINING IS REALLY SHOWING RESULTS. 29 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:33,327 TRAINING, I WAS JUST FOLLOWING THE SCENT OF CHICKEN... 30 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:37,365 I MEAN, COMPETITION... SWEET, SUCCULENT COMPETITION. 31 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:38,766 HEY, GUYS, WHATCHA DOING? 32 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,534 WE'RE TRAINING FOR THE ANNUAL BARNYARD GAMES. 33 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:43,271 THE WINNER- THAT WOULD BE ME- GETS THE STALL WITH THE HEATING VENT. 34 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:44,338 BARNYARD GAMES? 35 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,873 OH, I WANT TO PLAY. 36 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:48,209 WAIT, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, A GIRL IN THE BARNYARD GAMES? 37 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:51,445 SHE'LL GET FRILLY, DELICATE GIRL GERMS ON EVERYTHING. 38 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,781 COME ON, GUYS, BE NICE... ABBY'S NEW HERE, AND, YOU KNOW... 39 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,783 WE SHOULD TRY TO MAKE HER FEEL A LITTLE MORE WELCOME. 40 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,050 YEAH, OTIS IS RIGHT. 41 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:58,018 : PUSHOVER. 42 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:00,654 KISS-UP. SPINELESS. GIRL-LIKER. 43 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:01,689 IGNORE THEM, ABBY. 44 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,023 SO I'M IN? 45 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:04,091 WHOO-HOO! 46 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:06,427 BESSY, I'M GONNA BE IN THE BARNYARD GAMES. 47 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:09,397 NICE GIRL... I'M GONNA HATE CRUSHING HER SPIRIT. 48 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,199 OK, 100 PIG CRUNCHES, LET'S GO. 49 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,233 A HUNDRED? 50 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,502 OH, MAN, I HATE THIS. 51 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:17,205 Duke: WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL BARNYARD GAMES. 52 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,243 THE AIR IS TENSE WITH ANTICIPATION. 53 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,912 YOU KNOW THIS IS A SODA CAN WITH A STRING TAPED TO IT? 54 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:27,481 YEAH, THANKS FOR STOMPING ON MY DREAMS. 55 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,950 AND HERE COME THE ATHLETES. 56 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:34,021 THE RETURNING CHAMP AND EVENTUAL WINNER, OTIS. 57 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:36,924 Spectator: ALL THE WAY, BUDDY. 58 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:40,561 FOLLOWED BY THE FEW BARNYARD ANIMALS WHO DARE TO CHALLENGE HIM... 59 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,964 LIKE THE SPUNKY NEWCOMER WE'RE ALL HUMORING, ABBY. 60 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:46,267 I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE INCLUDED. 61 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:49,069 Duke: PIG, WHO'S ALREADY THROWN IN THE TOWEL. 62 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:51,505 I'M NUMBER FOUR, I'M NUMBER FOUR... 63 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,407 I'M NOT THAT COMPETITIVE. 64 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:56,043 Duke: EVERETT, WHO MAY NOT MAKE IT TO THE STARTING LINE... 65 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,813 BRINGING UP THE EXTREME REAR IS... 66 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,515 HEY, FREDDY, YOU GONNA LISTEN TO ME? 67 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,251 I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE NOT A BARNYARD ANIMAL. 68 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,118 YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED, GET OUT OF HERE. 69 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:07,288 HOW DID HE SEE THROUGH MY DISGUISE? 70 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:09,523 AW, DON'T YOU WORRY, BUDDY, I'LL WIN THIS FOR US. 71 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,726 PECK, NO... WHAT ABOUT YOUR... YOUR PROBLEM? 72 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:15,596 FREDDY, I AM NOT ACCIDENT-PRONE, I SWEAR. 73 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:20,701 I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW THESE SILLY RUMORS GET STARTED. 74 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:26,607 CONTESTANTS, TAKE YOUR MARKS FOR THE HAY BALE PULL. 75 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,942 HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT LOSING, ABBY, THAT'S NOT REALLY THE IMPORTANT THING. 76 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,611 IT'S ADORABLE THAT YOU'RE EVEN TRYING. 77 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,281 OH, THANKS, OTIS, I'LL SURE DO MY BEST. 78 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:35,048 THAT'S ALL A LITTLE, OLD FARM GAL LIKE ME CAN... 79 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:39,553 HEE-YA, ABBY SMASH, ABBY SMASH YOU ALL. 80 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,463 MUST WIN, MUST WIN, MUST WIN! 81 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,500 MUST QUIT, MUST QUIT, MUST QUIT. 82 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,513 WHAT AN AMAZING UPSET! 83 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:10,083 ABBY IS THE WINNER, OTIS IS AN EGO-CRUSHING SECOND AND PIG IS... 84 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,619 JOINING ME IN THE BOOTH? 85 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:14,187 I NEVER HAD A CHANCE, DUKE... SCOOT OVER. 86 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,089 AND PECK CLINGS TENUOUSLY TO LIFE. 87 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:19,092 I THINK IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND. 88 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:22,330 WHAT IN THE SWEET CUD JUST HAPPENED HERE? 89 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:25,232 DUDE, YOU JUST GOT BEAT BY A GIRL. 90 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:28,902 HEY, WHAT SIZE DRESS YOU WEAR, 'CAUSE WE MAY AS WELL START SHOPPING. 91 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:32,673 ABBY, TELL US HOW YOU COME BY YOUR AMAZING ATHLETIC TALENT. 92 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:37,411 WELL, GOSH, DUKE, I GREW UP WITH 18 OLDER BROTHERS WHO USED TO CLOBBER ME ALL THE TIME. 93 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,647 THEN ONE DAY I JUST KIND OF DECIDED... 94 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:42,650 THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! 95 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:45,118 IS THIS ON TV, 'CAUSE I'M A LITTLE CAMERA-SHY. 96 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:46,387 HEY, HERE SHE COMES. 97 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:48,055 PRETEND YOU STILL HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY. 98 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:49,557 OTIS, THAT WAS SO FUN. 99 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:52,493 I NEVER THOUGHT IN A MILLION YEARS I'D BEAT YOU, BUT I DID. 100 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,795 JUST NOW, REMEMBER, BACK THERE, WHEN I BEAT YOU? 101 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,597 REMEMBER WHEN I DID THAT? 102 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:59,400 YEAH, IT'S COMING BACK TO ME. 103 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,802 Man: * WELL, WE'RE GETTING KIND OF HOT * 104 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:04,738 * 'CAUSE THEY'RE SHOOTING SOME SPARKS AT THE BARNYARD * 105 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:08,175 * PUT THE NEEDLE IN A LEMON AND WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT THERE ALL DAY * 106 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:10,378 * THERE'S MUD IN THE PUDDLE AND HAY IN THE STACK * 107 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:15,215 * MIGHT GET MESSY BUT WE LIKE IT THAT WAY IN THE BARNYARD * 108 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:18,686 * WELL, PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL AND WE'RE KICKING IT UP AT THE BARNYARD * 109 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:22,923 * IF WE SEEM A LITTLE CRAZY, WELL, HONEY, IT'S JUST ALL RIGHT * 110 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,825 * THERE'S GRAIN IN THE SILO AND FOOD IN THE TROUGH * 111 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,794 * ...AND IT WON'T TURN OFF 112 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:30,030 * GETTIN' ALL MESSY BUT WE LIKE IT THAT WAY IN THE BARNYARD * 113 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,199 * THERE'S MUD IN THE PUDDLE AND HAY IN THE STACK * 114 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:34,201 * HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN' AND WE DON'T LOOK BACK * 115 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:37,671 * GETTIN' KIND OF MESSY BUT WE REALLY LIKE IT THAT WAY. * 116 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,207 OK, OTIS, YOU'RE LOSING TO A GIRL. 117 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:41,675 THAT'S FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT, NO BIG DEAL. 118 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:43,577 THEY'RE JUST GAMES, RIGHT? 119 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,012 COME ON, DON'T GIVE UP, MAN. 120 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,814 YOU GOT ONE THING ABBY HASN'T GOT. 121 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:49,249 WHAT'S THAT, UPPER BODY STRENGTH, HOOF 122 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,585 NO, SHE KICKS YOUR BUTT IN THOSE TOO. 123 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,921 I WAS TALKING ABOUT SNEAKINESS AND DECEIT. 124 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:57,157 OH, COME ON, PIP, THE BARNYARD GAMES ARE ALL ABOUT HONEST COMPETITION. 125 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:59,292 YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER DO... I'VE GOT IT. 126 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:02,563 I'LL DISCOVER ABBY'S WEAKNESSES AND THEN USE THEM TO KICK HER BUTT. 127 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:04,732 AND I THINK I KNOW JUST HOW TO DO IT. 128 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:09,302 DO I HAVE TO HELP? 129 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:11,939 GOSH, OTIS, A MOONLIGHT WALK TOGETHER. 130 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:14,007 PRETTY STUPID, HUH? 131 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,576 UNLESS YOU DON'T THINK SO... DO YOU? 132 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:16,877 I DON'T... UNLESS I DO. 133 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,346 SHH... LET'S NOT RUIN IT WITH WORDS, ABBY. 134 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:21,549 I JUST THOUGHT WE COULD GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW? 135 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:24,251 I MEAN, FOR INSTANCE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF FLOWERS YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO. 136 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:25,453 LET'S FIND OUT. 137 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:28,321 DAFFODILS, DANDELIONS, SNAPDRAGONS, PETUNIAS? 138 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:32,860 PETUNIAS, EXCELLENT, WE'RE SO GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 139 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:34,528 I'M HAVING FUN TOO. 140 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:36,797 YOU KNOW, SOME GIRLS CAN'T RESIST SWEETS. 141 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:41,234 FOR EXAMPLE, CAN I INTEREST YOU IN CANDY 142 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:43,003 OH, NO, THANKS. 143 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,004 OH. 144 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:46,073 OTIS, NOW THE COLORS ARE ALL CONFUSED. 145 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,876 CAN'T RESIST, MUST ORGANIZE. 146 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:53,046 COMPULSIVE ORGANIZER. 147 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:56,684 SO, OTIS, DO YOU TAKE OTHER GIRLS ON MOONLIT WALKS? 148 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,151 I MEAN, NOT THAT I CARE. 149 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:01,755 WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH A BUNCH OF STUPID GIRLS? 150 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:05,726 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, ABBY, I FIND MOST GIRLS FIND THE NIGHTTIME KIND OF SPOOKY. 151 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,294 HEY, WHAT SCARES YOU? 152 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:11,131 WEREWOLF MOVIES, SHRUNKEN HEADS, BLACK CATS? 153 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:14,502 A KITTEN, OH, I LOVE KITTENS. 154 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,704 WEAKNESS FOR KITTENS. 155 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:21,509 OW, OW, OW, MAD CAT, MAD CAT. 156 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,843 HEY, WHAT'S THIS? 157 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,878 "ALLERGIC TO PETUNIAS"? 158 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,114 CAT ON MY FACE, CAT ON MY FACE! 159 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,917 "COMPULSIVE ORGANIZER"? 160 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,284 YOU'RE MAKING A LIST ABOUT ME. 161 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,286 NO, SERIOUSLY, PULL IT OFF, PULL IT OFF, PULL IT OFF. 162 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,788 YOU DON'T WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME. 163 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,758 YOU JUST WANT TO LEARN STUFF ABOUT ME TO MAKE ME LOSE. 164 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:40,093 YOU'RE NOT NICE AT ALL. 165 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:44,331 AND I AM GONNA CRUSH YOU! 166 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:47,535 HMM, ANGRY WHEN BETRAYED. 167 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:50,571 AND THEN HE SHOVED PETUNIAS IN MY FACE. 168 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:55,543 WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME WE GAVE THAT PRIME BEEF BOZO A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE. 169 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,110 OH, THAT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT. 170 00:07:57,144 --> 00:08:01,214 MY MAMA ALWAYS SAYS A WIN AIN'T A WIN UNLESS YOU WIN IT FAIR AND SQUARE. 171 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,918 TRUST ME... I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 172 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:09,790 HEY, PIP, WHATCHA DOING? 173 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,391 FLUFFING OTIS'S PILLOW. 174 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:14,261 I NEED HIM RESTED FOR TOMORROW'S EVENT SO HE'S NOT A COMPLETE LAME-O. 175 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,096 YOU'RE SO KIND AND CONSIDERATE. 176 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:19,232 OTIS IS LUCKY TO HAVE YOU FOR A FRIEND. 177 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,935 YOU KNOW, I COULD BE YOUR FRIEND TOO. 178 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,672 YOU ARE SO FUNNY. 179 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,074 HOW YOU MUST MAKE OTIS LAUGH. 180 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:30,811 OH, AND SPEAKING OF OTIS, WHAT ARE HIS FATAL WEAKNESSES? 181 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,379 WELL, HE... HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 182 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:34,347 NO ONE MAKES ME BETRAY MY BEST PAL OTIS. 183 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,283 NOT EVEN FOR A DATE? 184 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:39,987 YOU, ME, A BOTTLE OF EXPIRED MILK? 185 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:48,796 HE'S AFRAID OF TARANTULAS... HE LOVES SPORTS BLOOPERS... HE BELIEVES IN LEPRECHAUNS. 186 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,463 THAT'LL DO. 187 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:55,502 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT... HE LOVES MINCEMEAT, HIS BLOOD TYPE IS AB-POSITIVE, HE LIKES... 188 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,838 I'LL CALL YOU WITH MORE LATER! 189 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:01,975 Duke: IT'S THE FINAL EVENT, THE OBSTACLE COURSE. 190 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,644 WINNER TAKE ALL. 191 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:06,013 THAT HEATING VENT IS STILL ANYONE'S TO WIN, DUKE. 192 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:09,082 I'M ONLY KIDDING, WE ALL KNOW ABBY'S GONNA WIN. 193 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,985 YOU READY TO GET SERVED? 194 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:15,255 OH, I DON'T THINK SO, BECAUSE I'M OTIS, AND I'LL BE YOUR SERVER TODAY. 195 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,190 CAN I START YOU OFF WITH AN APPETIZER? 196 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,859 THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. 197 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,527 YOU DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. 198 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:26,199 Both: YAH! 199 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,011 HEY THERE, DUMMY. 200 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,547 AAH, TARANTULA... FURRY DEATH, FURRY DEATH. 201 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:44,017 Abby: YAH! 202 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:47,788 BUTTONS... MUST ORGANIZE BY SIZE AND COLOR. 203 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,525 HEY, SPORTS BLOOPERS. 204 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,161 SO LONG, LEGS. 205 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:58,866 HEY, THAT GUY'S NOT EVEN BREATHING... THIS IS AWESOME. 206 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,735 I'LL HELP YOU, KITTY. 207 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,610 Otis: DANGER? 208 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,580 SHE PROBABLY PUT THIS HERE TO THROW ME OFF-TRACK. 209 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,751 A FAKE DANGER SIGN? 210 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,253 WEAK. 211 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,855 YOW! 212 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,223 OTIS! 213 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,325 SEE, I'M BEING NICE EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN 214 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,995 TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD SINCE THESE GAMES BEGAN. 215 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:28,996 WHAT? 216 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:30,263 I ONLY ENTERED THESE STUPID GAMES 217 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,432 'CAUSE I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU GUYS. 218 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:33,834 OH, REALLY? 219 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:37,437 WELL, I ONLY INVITED YOU SO YOU'D FEEL WELCOME IN THE BARNYARD. 220 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,506 WELL, I ONLY... 221 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,341 WAIT, FOR REAL? 222 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:44,511 'CAUSE, UH, YOU KNOW, IT DID MAKE ME FEEL WELCOME. 223 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,780 WELL, GOOD, THEN. 224 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,682 SO I GUESS WE'RE DONE ARGUING. 225 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,952 QUICK, QUICK, USE WHATEVER YOU CAN TO GET A FOOTHOLD. 226 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,197 WHOO, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. 227 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,467 LOOK, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE JUST FORGET THIS WHOLE COMPETITION THING AND BE FRIENDS? 228 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,369 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, OTIS. 229 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,104 RIGHT AFTER I WHIP YOUR BUTT! 230 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,040 IN YOUR DREAMS! 231 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,876 Pig: AND HERE COME ABBY AND OTIS INTO THE FINAL STRETCH. 232 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:16,910 IT'S ABBY... Duke: IT'S OTIS. 233 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,445 Pig: IT'S ABBY. IT'S OTIS. 234 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:19,947 IT'S ABBY. IT'S OTIS, IT'S... 235 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,182 Both: A TIE. 236 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,416 Both: YES! 237 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,451 Pig: FOR SECOND PLACE. 238 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:25,452 Both: HUH? 239 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,054 YEAH, PECK WON ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AGO. 240 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,222 Chickens : PECK, PECK, PECK, PECK... 241 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:32,192 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 242 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:35,062 Freddy: YOUR OWN HEATING VENT. 243 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,164 CRANK IT UP A NOTCH, WILL YOU, BUDDY? 244 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,766 SURE THING, FRED. 245 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,868 YOU KNOW THE BEST PART ABOUT WINNING? 246 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:44,204 NO ONE'S EVER GONNA CALL ME ACCIDENT-PRONE AGAIN. 247 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,675 UH-OH. 248 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,780 MMM, CHICKEN-Y. 249 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,148 Peck: I'M OK. 250 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:13,133 NEXT ON "PRANK'D," WE GET ACTRESS KATIE McKATERSON FIRED... 251 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,335 STEAL HER STUFF, AND BURN DOWN HER HOUSE. 252 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,070 HA! 253 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:21,174 THEN WE HOLD HER OVER A LIVE VOLCANO TILL SHE ADMITS HOW AWESOME I AM. 254 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,545 THAT IS HILARIOUS. 255 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,414 OH, THAT "PRANK'D" GUY, HE'S A GENIUS. 256 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,149 AW, COME ON, GUYS, I COULD DO THAT SHOW. 257 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,018 I MEAN, WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE? 258 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:35,555 LET'S SEE... HIS OWN SHOW, GOOD LOOKS, FAME, MONEY, GREAT PRANKS, WRITERS... 259 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,090 I GOT A COUPLE OF THOSE. 260 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,526 A MORON LIKE YOU WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST MY PRANKS 261 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,361 SO I SUGGEST YOU ZIP IT. 262 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,030 SHH, QUIET, QUIET, THE SHOW'S ON AGAIN. 263 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:43,897 YEAH, BUT... 264 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,665 EH, EH. 265 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,534 HEY, YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 266 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,736 THAT WE SHOULD JUST GET A STINKING TV FOR THE BARN ALREADY? 267 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,605 NO... WE SHOULD TOTALLY PRANK BESSY. 268 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,674 MEET ME IN THE CORNFIELD AFTER EVERYONE'S ASLEEP. 269 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,309 DUDE, YOU HAD ME AT "PRANK." 270 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,878 OK, GOOD. 271 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,246 GET OFF MY HAND. 272 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,381 BUT I LIKE IT... IT'S LIKE HAVING MY OWN TAXI. 273 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,850 Otis: YEAH, SERIOUSLY, GET OFF. 274 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,684 RIGHT. 275 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,287 OK, YOU GET OVER BY PIG AND DIRECT ME. 276 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,856 I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING. 277 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,859 WE'RE MAKING CROP CIRCLES SO EVERYONE WILL THINK ALIENS CAME TO THE FARM. 278 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,961 OH... SO WHY IS PIG HERE? 279 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,996 BECAUSE PIGS ARE EXCELLENT CORN FLATTENERS. 280 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:19,366 HE'S LIKE A STEAMROLLER... A FAT, SNORING STEAMROLLER. 281 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,869 YOU'RE GONNA ROLL HIM OVER AND OVER WHILE I'M RUNNING ALONGSIDE HIM? 282 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,136 HE'LL PUKE ALL OVER ME. 283 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,638 EH, THINK OF IT AS BEING HUGGED BY CHEWED FOOD. 284 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,240 WHAT, WHAT'S GOING ON? 285 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,475 UH, NOTHING, NOTHING. 286 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,742 YOU'RE DREAMING. 287 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,478 YOU'RE ON A CARNIVAL RIDE. 288 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,047 SLEEP, SLEEP. 289 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,350 OH, I LIKE CARNIVALS. 290 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,690 Pip: UH-OH, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET CHUNKY. 291 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,492 Peck: DO YOU SEE THAT? 292 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,726 Abby: THIS IS CRAZY. 293 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,528 Duke: I SAW THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE. 294 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,231 SOME ALIENS MADE THESE CROP CIRCLES, AND THEN THEY INVADED. 295 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,732 ALIENS, MY BUTT. 296 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,335 THIS IS JUST SOMEONE'S IDEA OF A STUPID JOKE. 297 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,937 UM, NO, I THINK IT'S REALLY ALIENS. 298 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,538 THEY'RE PROBABLY HERE TO HARVEST US. 299 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,040 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HARVEST US? 300 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,142 YOU KNOW, HARVEST OUR BRAINS FOR EXPERIMENTS. 301 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,111 GOOD, THEN YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 302 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,413 WHAT IF THEY WANT TO HARVEST MY LEFT PAW? 303 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,181 HOUSTON, WE HAVE A MORON. 304 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,583 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE'S PRANK. 305 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,620 YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY LEFT PAW. 306 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,955 NEVER! 307 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,957 I'LL PROTECT YOUR PAW, BUDDY. 308 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,191 OH, I LOVE A GOOD CHASE. 309 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,792 HERE I COME, BOYS. 310 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,428 THAT'S SO IMMATURE. 311 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,996 HEY, WAIT FOR ME, WHOA, WAIT. 312 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:26,166 THAT'S RIGHT, RUN FROM THE ALIENS. 313 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,937 RUN BEFORE THEY SUCK OUT YOUR BRAINS AND MAKE SMOOTHIES WITH THEM. 314 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,204 BRAIN SMOOTHIE, HUH? 315 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,106 DO THEY USE SHERBERT OR FROZEN YOGURT? 316 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,176 SO, BESSY, I BET YOU'RE TOTALLY FREAKED OUT BY THESE CROP CIRCLES, HUH? 317 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,646 WELL, JUDGING BY THE BITS OF CORN STALKS STILL STUCK TO YOUR HOOVES 318 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,248 I SAY YOU MADE THOSE CROP CIRCLES. 319 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:42,682 WHAT? THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 320 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,417 AND FROM THE BRUISES ON PIG 321 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:48,655 I'D SAY YOU PROBABLY ROLLED PIG AROUND LIKE A STEAMROLLER TO DO IT 322 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,357 NO, I GOT THESE BRUISES AT A CARNIVAL. 323 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,159 AND I BET HE PUKED ON PIP. 324 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,760 DID I? 325 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,765 WAIT, COME BACK, DID I? 326 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,768 TAKE IT FROM THE QUEEN, OTIS, YOU STINK AT PRANKS. 327 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,404 WELL... YOU HAVE AN ACTIVE IMAGINATION. 328 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,006 I DIDN'T DO THIS, ALIENS DID. 329 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,674 SURE THEY DID. 330 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,209 OK, I SEE HOW IT IS. 331 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,978 SHE WANTS PRANKS, I'LL GIVE HER PRANKS. 332 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:14,247 I'LL PRANK HER SO GOOD SHE'LL BE BLINDED BY MY PRANKY RADIANCE. 333 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,716 OR WE COULD JUST LET IT LIE AND GET ON WITH OUR LIVES. 334 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:21,454 EH, I'M GONNA GO WITH MY PLAN. 335 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:25,192 Otis: AWAKE, EARTHLING COW. 336 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,998 I SAID... AWAKE, EARTHLING COW. 337 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,701 PREPARE TO MEET YOUR FATE. 338 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,536 UH, PIP, YOU WANT TO HELP OUT A LITTLE HERE? 339 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,306 Pip: I'M ON IT. 340 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,474 HUH, WHAT IS IT, WHO'S THERE? 341 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,911 WE... I AM A SCARY ALIEN. 342 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,746 Pip: SCARY. 343 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,049 Otis: PREPARE TO BE HARVESTED. 344 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,283 YOU'RE AN ALIEN? 345 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,052 YES. 346 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:56,256 I'M GOING TO HARVEST YOUR BRAIN FOR MY SCARY ALIEN EXPERIMENTS. 347 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,757 DELIGHTFUL. 348 00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:00,027 OK, GO AHEAD, TAKE MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW. 349 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,494 I WANT TO SEE YOU DO IT. 350 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:02,662 Otis and Pip: YOU DO? 351 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:03,363 MM-HMM. 352 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,566 Otis: OK, HERE I GO... 353 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:11,771 BACK TO THE SHIP, WHERE I SHALL RETURN WITH MY BRAIN HARVESTING TOOLS. 354 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,440 YEAH, YOU DO THAT. 355 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:17,377 SEE YOU REAL SOON. 356 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:23,850 Otis and Pip: OW! 357 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,053 YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY LEFT PAW. 358 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:26,753 Otis: HUH? 359 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,056 AAH! RUN AWAY! 360 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,424 Otis: THIS OUGHT TO FIX THE PRANK QUEEN. 361 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:35,495 OTIS, OTIS, AN ALIEN TRIED TO HARVEST MY LEFT PAW LAST NIGHT 362 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,597 JUST LIKE YOU SAID. 363 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,931 NO, IT DIDN'T, THAT WAS ME. 364 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,067 YOU'RE AN ALIEN? 365 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,201 NO, I AM... OW! 366 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,435 I AM NOT AN ALIEN. 367 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,604 LOOK, NEVER MIND THAT, I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. 368 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,506 PIP'S GONNA GET BESSY TO COME IN HERE ANY MINUTE. 369 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,276 I'M GONNA CHAT HER UP, AND WHEN SHE'S UNDER THIS BUCKET OF ROCKS 370 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,912 I'LL SAY "AFTERNOON," AND YOU GUYS PULL THE ROPE, OK? 371 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,782 PFF, I WAS BORN TO PULL ROPES ON CUE. 372 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,085 I WAS BORN WITH THIS FRECKLE. 373 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,453 OK, ANYWAY, GO HIDE BEHIND THE HAY. 374 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:05,125 OH, JUST DON'T FORGET THE CUE... "AFTERNOON." 375 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,926 DID WE GET HER? 376 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:07,927 Otis: NO. 377 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,162 ALL RIGHT, MINOR SETBACK. 378 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:13,200 THIS TIME, WAIT FOR ME TO SAY "AFTERNOON." 379 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,734 OK, READY? 380 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:19,106 I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT, BUT REMEMBER YOUR CUE. 381 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,474 OH, MY... I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. 382 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,975 YEAH, BUT YOU WERE THINKING IT. 383 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:26,379 BESIDES, I LIKE PULLING THE ROPE, IT MAKES ROCKS FALL. 384 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,381 OK, LET'S TRY IT THIS WAY. 385 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:32,152 YOU GUYS SAY THE CUE WORD WHEN BESSY WALKS UNDER THE BUCKET, AND I'LL PULL THE ROPE. 386 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,386 CAN YOU DO THAT? 387 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,122 PFF, CAN WE DO THAT? 388 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,389 YOU CAN COUNT ON US. 389 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,325 WHEN HAVE WE EVER LET YOU DOWN? 390 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:42,329 Peck: OH, HI, BESSY, ARE YOU WALKING INSIDE? 391 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,764 IT SURE IS A NICE... MORNING. 392 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,766 MORNING! 393 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,202 IT'S NOT MORNING, IT'S LUNCHTIME. 394 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:52,439 NO, I GOT IT, IT'S "AFTER" SOMETHING... AFTERSHAVE. 395 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:53,640 AFTER-DINNER MINT. 396 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,941 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 397 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,310 Freddy: OOH, I MESS EVERYTHING UP. 398 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,978 STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. 399 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:03,150 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 400 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,452 YOU STILL STINK AT PRANKS, OTIS. 401 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,590 HERE IT IS, PIP, MY MASTERPIECE. 402 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,359 I'M A GENIUS. 403 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,894 I TOLD YOU I'D GET BESSY IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO. 404 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,563 I DON'T REMEMBER YOU SAYING THAT. 405 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:20,167 WHEN BESSY STEPS RIGHT ON THAT SPOT, A ROPE WILL TIGHTEN AROUND HER ANKLE. 406 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,602 THEN SHE'LL GET SPUN AROUND, SQUIRTED WITH LEMON JUICE... 407 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:26,038 AND THEN THAT BASKET OF APPLES WILL FALL ALL OVER HER. 408 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:30,510 : THEN, SHE'LL GET ZIPPED OUT THAT WINDOW AND SMASH INTO THE TREE 409 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,078 BEHIND THE OUTHOUSE! 410 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,247 IT'S HILARIOUS EVEN JUST TALKING ABOUT IT. 411 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,185 YOU'VE STOPPED SLEEPING, HAVEN'T YOU? 412 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,352 YEAH, IT'S BEEN ABOUT THREE DAYS. 413 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,853 ANYWAY, LET ME SHOW YOU THE MECHANICS OF... 414 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:41,754 Pip: WATCH OUT! 415 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,023 Otis: WHOA! 416 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,195 OH. 417 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,764 WHOA... PUKEY. 418 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,434 OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW. 419 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,204 UH-OH. 420 00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,840 AAH, MY EYES, MY EYES. 421 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,609 OW, OW, APPLES. 422 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,612 WHOA...! 423 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:22,362 OH, IT IS ON. 424 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,231 THAT WAS GREAT. 425 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,933 BESSY WAS SO EMBARRASSED, DID YOU SEE HER FACE? 426 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,502 YEAH, I GUESS SHE KNOWS WHO'S THE PRANKING GENIUS NOW. 427 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:30,670 BESSY. 428 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,705 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE PLAN WAS FOR HER TO GET... 429 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:35,308 NOPE, NOPE, THIS WAS THE PLAN, JUST THE WAY I PLANNED IT. 430 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,810 HEY, WHERE... PIP? 431 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,879 WHERE'D YOU GO 432 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,988 AAH, YOU'RE KILLING MY EARDRUMS, DUDE. 433 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,762 WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING? 434 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,029 BECAUSE YOU SCARED ME. 435 00:19:57,096 --> 00:20:00,633 WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING, BECAUSE OF THE ALIEN IN FRONT OF YOU? 436 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,304 : THAT'S ENOUGH, EARTH COW. 437 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,273 DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE? 438 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,274 TO UNTIE US? 439 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:10,076 NO... I READ YOUR CORNFIELD MESSAGES. 440 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,445 THEY WERE SO WITTY AND WELL-WRITTEN... 441 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:17,917 AS SOON AS I READ THEM, I KNEW I HAD TO HARVEST YOUR BRAINS. 442 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:21,621 THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT... WE JUST ROLLED PIG AROUND IN A FIELD FOR A FEW HOURS. 443 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:26,192 DON'T YOU PLAY DUMB WITH ME. 444 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:27,226 WE'RE NOT PLAYING. 445 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,995 HONEST, WE'RE REALLY DUMB. 446 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,798 WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR ALIEN PEOPLE OR YOUR CORNFIELD LANGUAGE. 447 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,466 YEAH, OTIS CAN BARELY WRITE ENGLISH. 448 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,901 HOW COULD HE WRITE ALIEN? 449 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,636 THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO HOW DUMB PIP IS. 450 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,038 HE DROOLS ON HIMSELF AND THINKS IT'S RAINING. 451 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,273 YEAH, IT'S TRUE, I'M REALLY DUMB. 452 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,908 WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE NOT DUMBER THAN ME. 453 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,543 DUDE, YOU WISH YOU WERE AS DUMB AS ME. 454 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:44,711 YEAH, WELL, YOU WISH YOU WERE... 455 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,212 Alien: SILENCE. 456 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:50,683 SINCE YOU'RE BOTH OBVIOUSLY SO DUMB, YOUR BRAINS ARE USELESS TO ME. 457 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,652 YES, RIGHT ON, COMPLETELY USELESS. 458 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,655 I'LL JUST TAKE THIS BRAIN INSTEAD. 459 00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,527 PREPARE FOR HARVESTING, OTHER EARTH COW. 460 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,764 SAY GOOD-BYE. 461 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,334 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, DON'T DO IT, PLEASE, SHE'S OUR FRIEND. 462 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,735 SHE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 463 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,237 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE BEAUTIFUL COW-MOUSE BABIES TOGETHER. 464 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,572 HUH? UH-UH. 465 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,341 AND SHE'S A GOOD PERSON. 466 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:17,477 I MEAN, SURE, SHE YELLS A LOT AND SHE INSULTS ME, LIKE, 24/7 467 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,546 AND SNORES LIKE A SAILOR AND... 468 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,048 BUT WE STILL LIKE HER, IS THE POINT. 469 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,083 I... I DON'T WANT TO BE ON THE FARM WITHOUT HER. 470 00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,085 YOU'VE CONVINCED ME. 471 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:28,355 YOUR BRAIN IT IS. 472 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:40,099 IT'S MELTING MY FACE... WAIT, NO, IT ISN'T. 473 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,268 IT'S JUST HONEY. 474 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,170 SURPRISE! 475 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:47,173 WAIT... WHAT, YOU, ABBY, YOU, THE ALIEN? 476 00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,108 AND THAT'S HOW YOU PULL A PRANK. 477 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:53,613 DON'T WORRY, I WON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS EXTREMELY HUMILIATING AND EMBARRASSING MOMENT. 478 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:56,015 'CAUSE THEY ALREADY KNOW. 479 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:05,091 NOW WILL YOU STOP PULLING PRANKS ON BESSY? 480 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,026 HA, IN YOUR DREAMS. 481 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:11,531 YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS ROUND, BUT IF YOU THINK THIS IS OVER, THEN I'M AFRAID YOU ARE SADLY... 482 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:15,535 LADIES? 483 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:18,037 OK, I'LL TAKE IT UNDER CONSIDERATION. 484 00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:21,441 I HAVE SEEDS IN MY BUTT. 485 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:23,910 CAN YOU PLEASE PASS THE SOAP? 486 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:28,147 LET'S HEAR THAT ONE MORE TIME. 487 00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:29,749 Pip: Yeah, yeah, it's true, I'm really dumb. 488 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,784 Otis: Hey, whoa, wait a minute, you're not dumber than me. 489 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,586 Pip: Dude, you wish you were as dumb as me. 490 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,623 AH, LET'S ALL HAVE A NICE END-OF-THE-SHOW LAUGH. 491 00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:52,605 SOON THE EARTH CREATURE'S LEFT PAW WILL BE OURS... 492 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,607 ALL OURS. 493 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,543 LAUGH WITH ME. 494 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:03,015 Man: THE END... QUESTION MARK? 495 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,291 Man: O... 496 00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:47,894 MATION.