1 00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:08,276 - I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE. 2 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:11,612 I'LL BE BACK. 3 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:14,382 - CLEAR! 4 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,350 [lively hoedown music] 5 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:18,052 - ALL RIGHT! 6 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,453 * * 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,021 - RAT-A-BAMBA! 8 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:24,192 - * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 9 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:25,526 * WE GOING DANCING * 10 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:27,628 - WHOO-HOO! - OH, YEAH! 11 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:30,931 - OW, OW! OKAY, OW. 12 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:32,666 OW! 13 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,368 - * DO SI DO YOUR PARTNER NOW * 14 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:35,703 * * 15 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,938 * GONNA PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 16 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:39,640 * * 17 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,008 * DO SI DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 18 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:43,744 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL * 19 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:44,945 [motor roaring] 20 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:45,913 - HA HA! 21 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:51,119 [adventurous music] 22 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:58,559 * * 23 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,130 - [huffing] 24 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,364 - [huffs] 25 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:04,632 FINALLY, FREDDY, 26 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:07,168 A GAME WE CAN PLAY WITHOUT FEAR OF INJURY. 27 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,837 - YEAH, NO ONE GETS HURT PLAYING FEATHER BLOW. 28 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,639 THINK FAST! [huffs] 29 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:12,540 - I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 30 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:13,574 I GOT IT. 31 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:14,575 [gasps] 32 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:15,609 boom! 33 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:16,644 - PECK, BUDDY! 34 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,212 [groans] ARE YOU OKAY? 35 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,880 - SURE, ARCHDUKE FERDINAND. 36 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:21,949 I'D LOVE SOME GRILLED CHEESE. 37 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:22,983 - HE'S OKAY. 38 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,185 - WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED? 39 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:25,286 - IT WAS OTIS. HE FOUND THIS-- 40 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:26,620 - I'LL TELL THEM, PIP. 41 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:29,923 IT ALL STARTED TEN SECONDS AGO IN THE HAYLOFT. 42 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,525 KEEP LOOKING, PIP. 43 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,628 OUR NOVELTY PLASTIC FLYING DISC HAS TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 44 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:35,729 WE HAVE TO FIND IT 45 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:38,932 SO WE CAN GIVE IT TO THAT ORPHANAGE. 46 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:40,734 - HEY, OTIS, CHECK IT OUT. 47 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,303 - WHOA, SECRET DOOR. 48 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:43,937 "DO NOT OPEN." 49 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:44,972 - LET'S OPEN IT. 50 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:46,174 - NO, PIP, WE MUSTN'T. 51 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,641 WHAT IF THERE'S SOMETHING HEAVY INSIDE 52 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:48,876 AND IT FALLS OUT OF THE HAYLOFT 53 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,178 AND LANDS ON ONE OF OUR FRIENDS? 54 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:52,180 - WHAT? YOU WORRY TOO MUCH. 55 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,385 - I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 56 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,320 [gasps] boom! 57 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:00,388 - WHAT HAVE I DONE? 58 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,422 YOU WERE RIGHT, OTIS. 59 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,557 YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT. 60 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:06,327 RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT. 61 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:08,829 UH, YEAH, EXCEPT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO OPENED-- 62 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,063 - THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT NOW. 63 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:11,432 SO WHAT IS THIS THING ANYWAY? 64 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,000 - LOOKS LIKE AN OLD SAFE. 65 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,435 - "PROPERTY OF N.S." 66 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:15,636 WHO'S N.S.? 67 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,104 - WELL, ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? 68 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:20,408 A NEARSIGHTED SAUSAGE MAKER MUST HAVE STORED IT HERE. 69 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,009 - OR NAPOLEON'S SISTER. 70 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,877 - A NOODLE SALESMAN. - A NORWEGIAN SWORD SELLER. 71 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,379 - A NASTY SOUS CHEF. - A NERDY SCIENTIST. 72 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:26,380 - YOU'RE ALL WRONG! 73 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:27,448 all: HUH? 74 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:30,384 - [wheezing coughing] 75 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:44,232 THAT SAFE BELONGED TO NEBRASKA SCHWARTZ. 76 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:45,266 - WOW. 77 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,734 AND HE IS... 78 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,069 - WAIT, YOU MEAN THE NEBRASKA SCHWARTZ? 79 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:51,239 THE FAMOUS ADVENTURER WHOSE TREASURE-HUNTING EXPLOITS 80 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:52,240 ARE THE STUFF OF LEGEND? 81 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,807 - THAT'S THE GUY. 82 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:54,875 - OH, DID YOU KNOW HIM? 83 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:55,909 - KNOW HIM? 84 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,578 I WAS HIS DOG. 85 00:02:57,645 --> 00:03:02,350 I WENT WITH HIM ON ALL HIS GREATEST ADVENTURES. 86 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:05,052 HE WENT MISSING BACK IN, OH, '37, 87 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:08,055 AND I'VE BEEN DRAGGING THAT SAFE AROUND EVER SINCE. 88 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:10,123 - SO WHAT'S INSIDE? TREASURE? 89 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:13,261 - NO, SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN TREASURE. 90 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:14,262 - THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH? 91 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,264 - EVEN MORE IMPORTANT. 92 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:18,266 - A MAP TO THE LOST CONTINENT OF ATLANTIS? 93 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:20,100 - MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT. 94 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,101 - SWEET COD, WE GIVE UP. 95 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:22,270 WHAT'S IN IT? 96 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:24,272 - I DON'T REMEMBER. 97 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:25,906 - WELL, DO YOU REMEMBER THE COMBINATION? 98 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:27,341 - LIKE I KNOW MY OWN NAME, 99 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,042 WHICH IS, UH, STEWART-- 100 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:30,611 ER, NO, UH, FLUFFBALL? 101 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,280 THAT'S NOT IT. 102 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:34,882 BECKY? NO. 103 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,350 TRIP O'SULLIVAN? 104 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,351 NO. 105 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,552 RED HAMMER? 106 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,921 UH, THAT'S NOT IT. 107 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,424 HIERONYMUS SIZZLETUSH? 108 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:44,825 SKIPPER? 109 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,193 EDDIE? 110 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:48,296 PRESIDENT TRUMAN? 111 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:49,830 CHA-CHA PANTS MCKENZIE. 112 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,668 - READY TO BLOW THIS THING. 113 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:58,439 - AND WE'VE TAKEN ALL AVAILABLE SAFETY PRECAUTIONS. 114 00:03:58,506 --> 00:03:59,573 [explosion] 115 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,674 AH, YOU SEE THAT? 116 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:01,909 NOT A SINGLE MISHAP. 117 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,711 boom! 118 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:04,978 - [grunts] 119 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,114 - MORE CHILI FRIES FOR THE KING'S TABLE. 120 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,181 - HE'S OKAY. 121 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:09,182 - [grunts] 122 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:10,183 IT'S STILL NOT OPENING. 123 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:11,218 - OH, GIVE UP, OTIS. 124 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,686 THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS DO. 125 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,522 - YEAH, OTIS. - GIVE UP. 126 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,156 - GUYS, WHERE'S YOUR SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE? 127 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,326 THERE COULD BE SECRETS IN THERE THAT COULD CURE DISEASE, 128 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:19,593 TAKE US TO MARS. 129 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:20,994 - COULD IT RELIEVE TRAFFIC CONGESTION 130 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:22,530 IN A DOWNTOWN AREA? 131 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,131 - WE CAN ONLY DREAM, MY FRIEND. 132 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,499 - WELL, IT DON'T MUCH MATTER, 133 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:27,935 'CAUSE WE CAN'T OPEN IT WITHOUT THE COMBINATION. 134 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:28,936 - DON'T YOU WORRY. 135 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:29,903 I HAVE A PLAN. 136 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:30,938 EVERETT! 137 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:31,905 - AH, WHERE? 138 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,240 - DO YOU REMEMBER 139 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:34,942 ANY OF YOUR ADVENTURES WITH NEBRASKA SCHWARTZ? 140 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,410 - WHY, SURE I DO. 141 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:39,980 HERE WE ARE KNEE-DEEP IN THE AMAZON BASIN. 142 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,716 NEBRASKA HAD JUST BEEN CAPTURED BY SAVAGES. 143 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,519 HE WAS FACING CERTAIN DEATH. 144 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:49,657 OH, IT WAS A PRETTY PICKLE, I TELL YOU. 145 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:50,724 - PLACES, EVERYONE. PLACES! 146 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,125 - OTIS, THIS IS WHACK. 147 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:53,761 HOW'S REENACTING EVERETT'S OLD ADVENTURES 148 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:54,828 GONNA GET THE SAFE OPEN? 149 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,029 - THAT COMBINATION IS BURIED 150 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,665 DEEP INSIDE EVERETT'S PETRIFIED BRAIN. 151 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,667 ACTING OUT HIS ADVENTURES MIGHT MAKE HIM REMEMBER IT. 152 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:00,901 - WHATEVER. 153 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:01,802 OKAY, PEOPLE. ACTION. 154 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,671 - [sobbing] 155 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,206 - YOU SHARE PITA POCKET WITH DAUGHTER AT FOOD HUNT. 156 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,608 NOW YOU MUST MARRY HER. 157 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,577 - I CANNOT MARRY HER, GOOD SIR, 158 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,279 FOR, YOU SEE, LADY ADVENTURE IS MY WIFE. 159 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,381 - [sobbing] 160 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:14,281 - VERY WELL. 161 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:16,550 TAKE HIM TO COOKING POT. 162 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:19,119 - OH, HOW WILL I, NEBRASKA SCHWARTZ, 163 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:20,388 EVER GET OUT OF THIS ONE? 164 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:21,755 [whispers] YOU GUYS ARE DOING GREAT. 165 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,190 HOW DID YOU MAKE THE WATER LOOK SO-- 166 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:24,492 OW, HOT STUFF! VERY BURNY! 167 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,927 - RIGHT, NOW LEAVE HIM COMPLETELY UNGUARDED 168 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,261 WHILE WE SET THE TABLE. 169 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:30,731 WE DINE AT 4:00. 170 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:32,666 - I'LL HAVE TO THINK FAST TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE. 171 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,035 BETTER CALL FOR MY TRUSTY DOG, EVERETT. 172 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,537 WHO-WHISTLE! 173 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:39,473 - [wheezing coughing] 174 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:47,448 - GOOD BOY, EVERETT. 175 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:48,716 REMEMBER THE COMBINATION YET? 176 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,083 - WHAT COMBINATION? 177 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,084 - NEVER MIND. 178 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,085 CHEW MY ROPES OFF. 179 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,554 WE'VE GOT TO KEEP REENACTING. 180 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:57,491 - [slurping] 181 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:58,959 - OKAY, THAT'S GROSS. YOU CAN STOP. 182 00:05:59,026 --> 00:05:59,993 YUCK. I'M FREE. 183 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,094 I'M FREE! 184 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,096 TO THE BALLOON! 185 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:04,231 - COME BACK HERE! 186 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,733 - YOU MUST MARRY DAUGHTER. 187 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:06,734 COME BACK HERE. 188 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,469 YOU ARE MY SON. 189 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:09,603 GET BACK HERE. 190 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:10,604 - WE'RE GONNA GET YOU. 191 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,640 [all yelling] 192 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:13,874 - GET BACK HERE. 193 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,275 - SORRY TO RUIN YOUR PARTY, BOYS. 194 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:17,911 NEBRASKA SCHWARTZ, AWAY! 195 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,849 - IT'S WORKING, YOUNG FELLA. 196 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:24,518 THE COMBINATION'S ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE. 197 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:25,653 - GREAT. WHAT IS IT? 198 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,154 - IT'S-- WAIT, NO. 199 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,989 HOLD ON. SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT. 200 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,591 - WHAT? WAS NEBRASKA STANDING OVER HERE? 201 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:31,725 WAS MY HAT TILTED DOWN MORE? 202 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:32,660 WAS THERE MORE WIND? 203 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:33,894 - I KNOW! 204 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:36,464 THEM TRIBAL FOLK WAS THROWING SPEARS AT US. 205 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,766 - AH, WELL, WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE HAVING SPEARS THROWN-- 206 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,634 [together] WE'RE ON IT. 207 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:43,537 [air splutters from balloon] 208 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,975 - [screams] 209 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,477 [bodies crash] 210 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:50,744 - I REMEMBER! 211 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,547 THE FIRST NUMBER WAS 22. 212 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,215 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THAT OPEN. 213 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:56,316 - GOOD GOING! 214 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:58,251 - YAY. 215 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,355 OKAY, EVERETT, TWO MORE NUMBERS TO GO. 216 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:04,091 ARE YOU READY TO REENACT ANOTHER ADVENTURE? 217 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,493 - OTIS, GETTING THAT LAST NUMBER 218 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,760 ALMOST TURNED YOU INTO A COW PATTY. 219 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:07,761 ARE YOU SURE IT'S WORTH IT? 220 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:08,929 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 221 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,197 THINK WHAT MIGHT BE IN THAT SAFE: 222 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,500 EINSTEIN'S BRAIN, THE SECRET MEANING OF LIFE. 223 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:15,035 - THE DIRECTOR'S CUT OF LAW SCHOOL MUSICAL. 224 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,537 - * GOT TO SUE * 225 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:19,507 [scatting] 226 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,276 - I'M HOPING NOT. 227 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:25,012 - PLACES FOR THE NEXT ADVENTURE. 228 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:26,046 - RIGHT. 229 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,515 WELL, OLD NEBRASKA, 230 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,683 HE WAS IN TROUBLE WITH A TRIBE OF SKUNK WORSHIPPERS 231 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,685 'CAUSE HE WOULDN'T MARRY THE CHIEF'S DAUGHTER. 232 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:32,686 - WHOA, WHOA, HANG ON. 233 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,555 ANOTHER CHIEF'S DAUGHTER? 234 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:35,856 - OH, YOU BET. 235 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:38,025 CHIEF'S DAUGHTERS LOVED OLD NEBRASKA. 236 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:39,527 HE WAS A CHIEF'S DAUGHTER MAGNET. 237 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,761 - SO WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 238 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,596 - WELL, THERE WE WERE, 239 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:48,135 TIED TO BAMBOO STALKS IN THE PERUVIAN JUNGLE. 240 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,603 - [sobbing] 241 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,739 - YOU SHARE TAXI FROM MIDTOWN WITH DAUGHTER. 242 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,541 NOW YOU MARRY HER. 243 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:54,842 - SORRY, CHIEF. 244 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:57,645 I'M IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH EXCITEMENT! 245 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,312 SO, EVERETT, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 246 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,314 - WELL, HE ANGERED THE CHIEF, 247 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:03,851 SO HE RELEASED SKUNK-TOPUS. 248 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,452 - WHAT'S A SKUNK-TOPUS? 249 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:08,088 - WELL, HE HAD THE HEAD OF A SKUNK. 250 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,122 all: [gasp] 251 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,124 - THE BODY OF A SKUNK. 252 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,159 all: [gasp] 253 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:15,128 - AND THE TAIL OF THE SKUNK. 254 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,564 - SO HE'S A SKUNK. 255 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:17,565 - PRETTY MUCH. 256 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:18,766 [together] WE'RE ON IT. 257 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,067 - NO, GUYS, THAT'S UNNECESSARY. 258 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,301 SOMEONE UNTIE ME. 259 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:22,736 SKUNKIE, HI. 260 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,705 YOU KNOW, WE ACTUALLY WON'T BE NEEDING YOU SO... 261 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:26,139 MILK ME. 262 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,140 [screams] MAKE HIM STOP! 263 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,241 OH, THE TERRIBLE STINK. 264 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,043 [screams] 265 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,179 SO, EVERETT, UH, 266 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,314 IS THAT COMBINATION RINGING IN YOUR DOODLE AT ALL? 267 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:35,583 - IT'S COMING TO ME. 268 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:36,884 - OKAY, MY BODY IS NUMB, 269 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,451 AND I CAN NO LONGER DISTINGUISH COLORS. 270 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:39,820 - STOP TALKING. I CAN'T THINK. 271 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,021 - AND COMA. 272 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,590 - OOH, I GOT IT. 273 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:45,392 THE NEXT NUMBER IS 17. 274 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,661 - 17! SOMEONE WRITE THAT DOWN. 275 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:50,397 [all groaning and yelling] 276 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,599 - YES, YES. 277 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:54,167 RUN FROM THE MALODOROUS FREAK OF NATURE. 278 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:58,438 AH, FATE, WHY HAVE YOU BURDENED ME THIS CRUELLY? 279 00:08:58,505 --> 00:08:59,439 THANK YOU. 280 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:00,440 [cheers and applause] 281 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:02,309 THANK YOU. 282 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,977 - OKAY, THIS IS GOING WELL. 283 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,512 ONE MORE NUMBER AND WE CAN OPEN THAT SAFE 284 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,014 AND DISCOVER THE INCREDIBLE MYSTERIES 285 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,682 OF ANCIENT WHATEVERSVILLE. 286 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,083 - UH, OTIS? ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? 287 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,518 YOU'RE ACTING A LITTLE OBSESSED. 288 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:13,053 - OBSESSED? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S OBSESSED. 289 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,121 I'M NOT OBSESSED. 290 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,623 I JUST NEED TO OPEN THAT SAFE, 291 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,725 OR MY HEART WILL STOP BEATING AND MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE. 292 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,693 NOW, EVERETT, BUDDY, DESCRIBE ANOTHER ADVENTURE. 293 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,694 - AH, DO I HAVE TO? 294 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:21,829 I'M KIND OF TIRED. 295 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:22,930 - DESCRIBE BEFORE I LICK THE DIRT 296 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,765 AND CHEW OFF MY OWN LEGS! 297 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:25,766 - HE'S NOT BLUFFING. 298 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,034 BETTER DO WHAT HE SAYS. 299 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,070 - WELL, THERE IS ONE OTHER THING WE COULD REENACT. 300 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,238 - OH, TELL ME. WHAT IS IT? 301 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:32,505 TELL ME. I WANT TO HEAR THE ADVENTURE. 302 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,774 I WANT TO HEAR THE ADVENTURE. 303 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,508 - WELL, OLD NEBRASKA 304 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:38,178 USED TO SING MY DARLING CLEMENTINE TO ME 305 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,347 EVERY NIGHT BY THE CAMPFIRE. 306 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,682 - HEY, THAT'S GREAT. 307 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,350 NOTHING CAN GO WRONG IF YOU'RE JUST SINGING. 308 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,484 - YEAH. - YEAH, PERFECT. 309 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:45,853 - GUYS, THAT SAFE'S AS GOOD AS OPEN. 310 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,387 GUITAR ME! HEY! 311 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,189 - ACTUALLY, IT WAS A BANJO. 312 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,523 - BANJO--OOF. 313 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,459 * OH, MY DARLING, OH, MY DARLING * 314 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,194 * PLEASE REMEMBER THE COMBINATION OF THE SAFE * 315 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,428 * OR I'LL LOSE MY MIND * 316 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:56,664 * YOU WERE LOST AND GONE FOREVER * 317 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:57,765 * OH, MY DARLING * 318 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,067 - THIS REALLY BRINGS BACK MEMORIES. 319 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,468 IT WAS USUALLY AT THIS POINT 320 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,504 THAT A GIANT BOULDER WOULD ROLL DOWN ON US. 321 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:05,505 - A GIANT WHAT? 322 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,573 [together] WE'RE ON IT. 323 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,175 - HUH? 324 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,010 [screams] 325 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,713 - AND THEN NEBRASKA RAN LIKE THE DICKENS. 326 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,614 - RUN LIKE THE DICKENS! 327 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,553 smack! OOF. 328 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,756 - BY GUM, I GOT IT. 329 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,826 THE LAST NUMBER IS FOUR. 330 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,528 - HUH? 331 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:29,730 22, 17, 4. 332 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:30,731 22, 17, 4. 333 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:31,865 22, 17, 4. 334 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,500 all: 22... 335 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,202 17... 336 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:36,670 - THIS IS IT, GUYS. 337 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:39,206 GET READY TO DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE. 338 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,273 - IT'S-- - IT'S-- 339 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,441 - IT'S-- 340 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,110 - IT'S-- HEY, WHO'S THE OLD GUY? 341 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,713 - [coughs] 342 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,150 EVERETT, YOU OLD HOUND DOG! 343 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,351 - NEBRASKA! 344 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,619 - IS MY NAP OVER? 345 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,454 BOY, I FEEL REFRESHED. 346 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:55,488 - OH, RIGHT. 347 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,557 I WAS SUPPOSED TO WAKE YOU UP. 348 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,259 OH, WELL. NO HARM DONE. 349 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,961 - [sighs] WELL, GUYS, 350 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,830 WE'VE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON HERE TODAY. 351 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,264 - CROSS AT THE GREEN, NOT IN BETWEEN? 352 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,733 - LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS? 353 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,768 - IF YOU EVER GO SEARCHING FOR YOUR HEART'S DESIRE, 354 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,803 YOU SHOULD NEVER LOOK FURTHER THAN YOUR OWN BACKYARD, 355 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,138 BECAUSE IF IT ISN'T THERE, 356 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,806 THEN YOU NEVER REALLY LOST IT TO BEGIN WITH? 357 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,042 - NO, WE'VE LEARNED THAT WE SHOULD NEVER TRUST THE ELDERLY. 358 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,576 - OH, YEAH. - I KNOW. 359 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:17,945 - YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, FRIEND. 360 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,212 - WELL, EVERETT, 361 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,581 I GOT A POWERFUL HANKERING FOR ADVENTURE. 362 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:24,351 - AND I'VE GOT AN ABBREVIATED SPINAL DISC. 363 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,552 LET'S GO! 364 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,320 - ANY CHIEF'S DAUGHTERS AROUND HERE? 365 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,757 - OH, THE NEXT COUNTY'S CRAWLING WITH THEM. 366 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:30,758 - [chuckles] 367 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,125 HEY, HOW COME YOU'RE TALKING? 368 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,460 - I'M NOT TALKING. 369 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,928 YOU'RE CRAZY. 370 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,797 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 371 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:39,767 [laughter] 372 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,538 [coughing] 373 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:50,377 [exotic music] 374 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:57,584 * * 375 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,389 - BEST MUSEUM TRIP EVER. 376 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,491 WHO KNEW KING TUT WAS SUCH A PARTY ANIMAL? 377 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,692 - YEAH, CHECK OUT MY OFFICIAL 378 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,594 KING TUT EGYPTIAN SIPPY HEADDRESS. 379 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,628 [slurps] 380 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:09,863 [sighs] 381 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,565 - AND I GOT THE CLEOPATRA HOME BEAUTY KIT. 382 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,602 - AND I GOT A KING TUT ACTION FIGURE. 383 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,805 - PIG, THAT'S KING TUT'S ACTUAL SARCOPHAGUS. 384 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,973 - YEAH, PUT IT BACK BEFORE WE GET ARRESTED. 385 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,710 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 386 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:24,845 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EATING? 387 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,513 - SUGAR-FROSTED PHARAOHS. 388 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,817 - "ANCIENT EGYPT'S FAVORITE FLAME-PUFFED WHEAT CEREAL." 389 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,084 - MMM. 390 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,386 YOU CAN PRACTICALLY TASTE THE SECRETS OF THE NILE. 391 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,654 [chewing enthusiastically] 392 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:35,588 - [groaning] 393 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:39,292 WHOOPSIE. 394 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,327 - [screams] 395 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,995 IMPENDING HISTORICAL PAIN! 396 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:42,930 smack! 397 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,198 - I HOPE HE'S OKAY. 398 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,499 HE'S BEEN OUT FOR HOURS. 399 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,501 - THAT THING HIT HIM PRETTY HARD. 400 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,602 - [sighs] 401 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:50,703 - HE'S COMING AROUND. 402 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,005 SOMEBODY GET HIM SOME WATER. 403 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,274 - I'M ON IT. 404 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,877 - [splutters] 405 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,548 - FREDDY, HE'S ALREADY AWAKE. 406 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,750 - THEN MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 407 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,685 - BY THE CHEW TOYS OF ANUBIS, 408 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,687 FETCH HITHER THE MOIST TOWELETTES OF THE NILE 409 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,722 THAT I MAY FRESHEN MYSELF THEREON. 410 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,892 - UH, OTIS, ARE YOU OKAY? 411 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:12,960 - O-TIS? 412 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,862 I KNOW NOT THIS O-TIS. 413 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,097 I AM KING CUDENHOTEP IV, 414 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:20,100 ROYAL PHARAOH OF ALL EGYPT. 415 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,401 [mocking laughter] 416 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,470 - ALWAYS A KIDDER. 417 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:24,872 - YOU'RE A HOOT, OTIS. 418 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,773 - THESE SOUNDS OF LAUGHTER PLEASE ME GREATLY. 419 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,708 LET US PREPARE AN AWESOME FESTIVAL 420 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:32,712 THAT ALL MAY PARTAKE IN THE FUNNESS THEREOF. 421 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,982 - UH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH OTIS? 422 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,317 - WE'LL HANG THE MUMMY WRAPPINGS HERE. 423 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,618 - GUYS, THAT BLOW ON THE HEAD 424 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,787 MADE HIM THINK HE'S AN ACTUAL EGYPTIAN PHARAOH. 425 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:41,955 - NO WAY. 426 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,323 HE'S FINE. 427 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,893 - LET A SPARKLY DISCO PYRAMID BE HUNG THUSLY. 428 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,194 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S A LITTLE WEIRD. 429 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,228 - WE HAVE NO BALLOONS. 430 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,130 FETCH ME THE HEADS OF MY ENEMIES! 431 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:51,631 - YEP, HE'S BROKEN. 432 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:52,966 - HE SURE IS. 433 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,302 WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND HEADS AT THIS HOUR? 434 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:58,305 - GUYS, MAYBE ALL OTIS NEEDS IS A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. 435 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,040 - YEAH, JUST LET HIM SLEEP IT OFF. 436 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,975 - HEY, YOUR MAJESTY, WE'RE GONNA GO TO BED. 437 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,677 YOU GET SOME REST AND TRY NOT TO EMBALM YOURSELF. 438 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,246 - SPLENDID. YES, GET YOUR REST. 439 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:09,716 FOR TOMORROW, KING CUD'S REIGN OF FUN BEGINS. 440 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,484 - "THE NEXT MORNING" WRITTEN IN HIEROGLYPHICS 441 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,485 THIS HAPPENED. 442 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:13,820 [hammering and clanking] 443 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,022 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 444 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,924 IF I DON'T GET 15 HOURS OF BEAUTY SLEEP, 445 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,158 I TURN NASTY. 446 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,192 - YOU MEAN, NASTIER. 447 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,793 OH, SNAP! I WENT THERE. 448 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:21,962 OH! 449 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,596 - SOMEBODY'S MAKING AN AWFUL RACKET. 450 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,132 - [gasps] MAYBE IT'S SANTA. 451 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,399 - SANTA? 452 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,834 QUICK, FREDDY, PRETEND YOU'RE ASLEEP. 453 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,170 [fake snoring] 454 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:33,573 - HEY, IT'S COMING FROM THE WHEAT FIELD. 455 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,607 all: [gasp] 456 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,543 - WHAT THE... 457 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,612 - SMOOTH OUT MY REGAL SHOULDER BLADES. 458 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,248 PLUMP UP MY SEMIDIVINE LIPS. 459 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,349 PLUMP THEM. 460 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,151 - UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 461 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,053 - AHA, GREETINGS, LOYAL SUBJECTS. 462 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,255 I'M BUILDING A GIANT SPHINX-SHAPED DANCE CLUB 463 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,522 IN MY GLORIOUS LIKENESS. 464 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,058 WHOO! OOH-OOH. 465 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,626 - HOW DID YOU GET THE BEAVERS TO BUILD THAT MONSTROSITY? 466 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,128 - A FAIR QUESTION, UNATTRACTIVE ONE. 467 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,097 I OFFERED THEM TICKETS TO THE OPENING NIGHT PARTY. 468 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,631 - SO WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 469 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,400 - I'M ALL ABOUT SATIN. 470 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,801 - AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE WHEAT? 471 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,103 HE ASKED FEARFULLY. 472 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,337 - WORRY NOT. 473 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,738 THE WHEAT IS STORED IN A SAFE LOCATION. 474 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,374 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 475 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,010 I HAVE TO SUPERVISE THE PLUMBING OF THE LITTLE PHARAOH'S ROOM. 476 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,811 - GUY, OTIS STILL THINKS HE'S KING CUD. 477 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,113 - IF THE FARMER COMES BACK 478 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,514 AND SEES HIM ACTING LIKE A PHARAOH, 479 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,216 IT'S THE END OF EVERYTHING. 480 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,618 - AND WE'LL HAVE TO LEAVE THE BARNYARD FOREVER. 481 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,020 - WELL, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 482 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,722 THE FARMER GETS BACK FROM HAND PUPPET CAMP TODAY. 483 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,324 - HELLO, MR. DRAGON. 484 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,259 I BROUGHT YOU A TURNIP FROM MY GARDEN. 485 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,860 - DRAGONS HATE TURNIPS. 486 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,829 I KNEW YOU'D FAIL ME. 487 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:30,863 [roars] 488 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,299 - WHAT, MR. DRAGON? 489 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,666 THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE. 490 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,069 AH, WHY? 491 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,304 - LOOK, DON'T WORRY, GUYS. 492 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,638 I'VE SEEN THIS A HUNDRED TIMES ON TV. 493 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:39,839 WE JUST HIT HIM ON THE HEAD, 494 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,274 AND HE'LL GO RIGHT BACK TO NORMAL. 495 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,410 - WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND SOMEONE TO HIT OTIS ON THE HEAD? 496 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,877 - I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU. 497 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,379 HEY, KING UGLY. 498 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,148 GET READY FOR BRAIN PAIN. 499 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,882 - IMPERIAL BEAVER GUARDS, SEIZE HER. 500 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:50,883 - GET HER! 501 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,252 - GO FOR THE ANKLES! 502 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:53,453 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 503 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,688 PUT ME DOWN, YOU BUCKTOOTHED FREAKS. 504 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,390 - THE HIDEOUS SHE-DEVIL HAS BEEN VANQUISHED. 505 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,492 LET THE CONSTRUCTION CONTINUE. 506 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,028 - BELIEVE THOSE BEAVERS? 507 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,795 YOU'D HAVE TO BE A COLOSSAL MORON 508 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,697 TO THINK OTIS IS A REAL PHARAOH. 509 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,566 [together] ALL HAIL KING CUD. 510 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,768 ALL HAIL KING CUD. 511 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,537 - YOUR GROVELING PLEASES ME. 512 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,439 YOU SHALL BE MY PERSONAL BODY SERVANTS. 513 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,706 - I GET TO DRINK HIS BATHWATER. 514 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:14,841 - NO, ME! 515 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:15,775 - COME ON. I GET TO. 516 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,044 - AVERT YOUR EYES. 517 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,045 - THIS IS TERRIBLE. 518 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,679 AS LONG AS HE HAS BEAVER GUARDS, 519 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,314 OTIS WILL NEVER LET ANYONE CLOSE ENOUGH 520 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,949 TO BONK HIM ON THE HEAD. 521 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:26,053 - HE WOULD IF THAT SOMEONE WAS A SPICY EGYPTIAN HOTTIE. 522 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:29,189 MAYBE SOMEONE OTIS ALREADY HAS A SECRET CRUSH ON? 523 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,390 - OKAY, I'LL DO IT. 524 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:33,126 WHY MUST I BE SO DESIRABLE? 525 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,161 - I MEANT ABBY. 526 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,228 - OH, RIGHT. 527 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,397 - WELL, I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE. 528 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,966 GOOD THING I BOUGHT THAT CLEOPATRA HOME BEAUTY KIT. 529 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,468 - COME ON. LET'S GO. 530 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,070 - SOME OF US ARE NATURALLY PRETTY. 531 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,372 [cheerful music] 532 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,906 HELLO, I'M DR. PIG, 533 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,576 ARCHAEOLOGIST, THAT MEANS BABY DOCTOR. 534 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,411 DID YOU KNOW THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS 535 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,114 INVENTED MANY OF THE THINGS WE STILL USE TODAY? 536 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:57,484 LIKE THE SHOPPING CART, HULA HOOP, AND THE EYEBALL. 537 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,352 I'M USING MINE NOW. 538 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,388 THANKS, ANCIENT EGYPTIANS. 539 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,889 EYEBALL. 540 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,092 [triumphant music] 541 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,393 - BEHOLD! 542 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,928 KING CUD'S GROOVE GROTTO IS COMPLETE. 543 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,898 NOW WE SHALL PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999... 544 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,300 B.C.! 545 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,603 [horn fanfare] 546 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:17,604 WHAT'S THIS? 547 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:18,671 STEP FORWARD, JOLLY EUNUCH, 548 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,707 AND EXPLAIN YOUR HORNLIKE BLAST. 549 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,942 - ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OF HER ROYALNESS, 550 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,011 THE JEWEL OF THE NILE HERSELF, 551 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:27,780 THE ENCHANTING COWAPATRA. 552 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,750 [sultry saxophone music] 553 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,587 [metal clangs] 554 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,192 - BEAVER GUARDS, STAND DOWN. 555 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,995 THIS EGYPTIAN SAND FLOWER PRESENTS NO DANGER. 556 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,297 STEP FORWARD, ENCHANTRESS, 557 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,033 THAT I MAY GAZE UPON WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON. 558 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,635 [chuckles] 559 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,137 [whispers] BODY SERVANTS, FRESHEN ME. 560 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,140 [upbeat music] 561 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,511 [vacuum whirs] 562 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,849 [chime dings] 563 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,752 - WHY, HELLO THERE, YOUR KINGLINESS. 564 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:06,953 - WELL, HELLO TO YOU. 565 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,388 AND MAY I SAY, 566 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:12,159 YOUR BEAUTY BRINGS MY ROYAL SENSES GREAT PLEASURE. 567 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,561 - OH, THAT'S NOT ALL I'M BRINGING. 568 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,628 - I'M SORRY. WHAT WAS THAT? 569 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:16,929 - OH, NOTHING. NOTHING. 570 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,332 I WASN'T GONNA BASH YOUR HEAD OR ANYTHING. 571 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,367 - HA-HA! 572 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,534 FETCHING AND FUNNY. 573 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,503 I PRIZE THAT HIGHLY IN A LADY. 574 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:24,737 I BOW DOWN, 575 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,706 LEAVING MY HEAD TOTALLY EXPOSED, 576 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,709 AS I ASK YOU TO BE MY BRIDE. 577 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,844 - SORRY, OTIS, THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN-- 578 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,180 BRIDE? 579 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,080 - WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 580 00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,047 HIT HIM ALREADY. 581 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,183 - UH, UH. 582 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,385 I'D BE HONORED, YOUR PHARAOHNESS. 583 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,619 - WHAT? 584 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,521 - SPLENDID. WE SHALL BE MARRIED AT ONCE. 585 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:42,922 BODY SERVANTS, 586 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,024 PREPARE THE GROOVE GROTTO FOR A MAGNIFICENT WEDDING 587 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,493 AT WHICH THERE WILL BE MUCH GETTING FUNKY 588 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,195 AND PARTYTASTIC REVELRY. 589 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,496 [together] WE'RE ON IT. 590 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,865 - AND I'LL SEE YOU IN 32,000 SAND GRAINS. 591 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,367 THAT'S LIKE AN HOUR. 592 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,535 - WE SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH PIG. 593 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:56,536 - THANK YOU. 594 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,070 - SORRY, GUYS. 595 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,972 IT'S NOT EVERY DAY A GAL GETS PROPOSED TO, YOU KNOW? 596 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:03,009 I PROMISE TO CONK HIM REAL GOOD AT THE CEREMONY. 597 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,211 - YOU'D BETTER. 598 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,578 THE FARMER'S COMING BACK IN AN HOUR. 599 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,113 - PULL OVER AT THIS GAS STATION. 600 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,548 I NEED TO MAKE A PIT STOP. 601 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:11,451 BUT DRAGON PUPPET, WE JUST STOPPED TWO EXITS AGO. 602 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,420 DRAGONS DON'T EXPLAIN THINGS. 603 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,487 NOW PULL OVER. 604 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,223 OKAY. 605 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,690 YOU TWO IDIOTS WAIT HERE. 606 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,560 THIS COULD TAKE A WHILE. 607 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:21,628 * DUM, DA-DA-DA * 608 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,730 QUICK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 609 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,131 BUT HE TOLD US TO WAIT. 610 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,399 THAT DRAGON'S CRAZY. 611 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,767 WE GOT TO DITCH HIM. 612 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,402 BUT THAT'S NOT VERY-- I SAID DRIVE! 613 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,470 [screams] 614 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,138 - 32,000 SAND GRAINS LATER. 615 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,373 IT'S LIKE AN HOUR. 616 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,309 [wedding march plays on organ] 617 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,948 - WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO JOIN KING CUD AND COWAPATRA 618 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,150 IN SACRED MATRIMONY. 619 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,885 - AND SUPER SWEET DISCO AFTER PARTY. 620 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:48,755 - RIGHT, BUT FIRST, A FEW WORDS ABOUT MARRIAGE. 621 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:49,689 - OH, BROTHER, THIS AGAIN? 622 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:50,723 - REALLY? 623 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,693 [tense music] 624 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,297 - THE FARMER! 625 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,498 - A JOINING OF TWO HEARTS, 626 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,367 A GLUING OF TWO SOULS, 627 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,434 A LINKAGE OF-- 628 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,002 - SNORE. GET ON WITH IT! 629 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,203 - SORRY. 630 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,605 YOUR HIGHNESS, DO YOU HAVE THE RING? 631 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:06,773 - THE RING, YES, WHERE DID I... 632 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,074 [cell phone ringing] 633 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,909 - KIND OF A BAD TIME, PIP. 634 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:10,877 - THE FARMER'S COMING. 635 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:11,844 YOU GOT TO CLOCK HIM NOW. 636 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,446 - REALLY? 637 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,415 'CAUSE IF I JUST HAD A FEW SECONDS MORE, THEN WE'D-- 638 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,317 - JUST DO IT! - RIGHT. 639 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,585 - HERE IT IS. WHOOPSIE. 640 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,653 - SORRY, OTIS, THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 641 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,390 - GOT YA, RINGY. 642 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:27,126 [bricks cracking] 643 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,395 - BY THE HAIR EXTENSIONS OF ISIS, 644 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,896 WHAT TREACHERY IS THIS? 645 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,265 - UH, MY SCEPTER SLIPPED? 646 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,700 - HEY, WHAT IS THIS STUFF? 647 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,502 - IT'S THE WHEAT WE CLEARED TO BUILD THE SPHINX. 648 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,769 WE STORED IT IN THESE SACRED WALLS 649 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,037 TO REDUCE THE PARTY NOISE. 650 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,540 THE ASSYRIANS NEXT DOOR LIKE TO SLEEP IN. 651 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,309 - WE'RE ALL GONNA BE BURIED ALIVE. 652 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,776 - FEAR NOT, MY QUEEN. 653 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:47,614 WE'LL JUST FINISH THE CEREMONY IN THE AFTERLIFE. 654 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,881 - WE'RE GONNA BE BURIED ALIVE? 655 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,150 - THAT WASN'T IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION. 656 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,352 - WE GOT TO GET TO HIGHER GROUND. 657 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,655 QUICK, LET'S CLIMB UP THIS ROPE. 658 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:56,656 [rope snaps] 659 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,325 [screaming] 660 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,426 - MELLOW OUT, MY SUBJECTS. 661 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,427 YOU LOOK TENSE. 662 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,494 WAH... 663 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,062 OH. UGH. 664 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,331 WHERE AM I? 665 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,032 WHY AM I BEING SMOTHERED BY WHEAT? 666 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,434 - FUNNY STORY. 667 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,336 SEE, WE WERE WALKING UP THE STAIRS TO THE MUSEUM 668 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,538 WHEN SUDDENLY A SARCOPHAGUS-- 669 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,939 - OTIS, WE GOT TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE 670 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,641 BEFORE WE GET COVERED IN WHEAT. 671 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,742 - WHEAT! 672 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,510 HOLD ON. I'M GETTING AN IDEA. 673 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,546 - SUGAR-FROSTED PHARAOHS. 674 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:23,015 - "ANCIENT EGYPT'S FAVORITE FLAME-PUFFED WHEAT CEREAL." 675 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,116 - NAH, I GOT NOTHING. 676 00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:25,385 NO, WAIT. I HAVE SOMETHING. 677 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,753 NO...UNLESS? 678 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,220 OH, THAT WON'T WORK EITHER, BUT WHAT IF-- 679 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,722 - UH, ANY MINUTE NOW. 680 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,157 - JUST HEIGHTENING THE SUSPENSE. 681 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:34,126 NOW WHO WANTS FLAME-PUFFED WHEAT? 682 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,028 [flames whoosh] 683 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,364 [explosion] 684 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,365 - WHOA! 685 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:41,868 [screaming] 686 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,103 [scepter thrums] 687 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,972 smack! 688 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,840 - OTIS, YOU DID IT. 689 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,642 - TOO LATE. THE FARMER! 690 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,745 - YOU ANIMALS WERE TALKING. 691 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,946 [object whistling as falling] 692 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,615 UH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK UP. 693 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:56,649 WHAT? 694 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:57,617 WHY WOULD I WANT TO LOOK-- 695 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,118 [groans] 696 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:01,388 I TOLD YOU, YOU IDIOT. 697 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,823 [hoedown music] 698 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,292 [all chewing] 699 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,394 - OTIS, HOW MUCH LONGER 700 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,095 DO WE HAVE TO EAT PUFFED WHEAT? 701 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,497 - I FIGURE ABOUT 17 YEARS. 702 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,164 [groaning] 703 00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:13,600 CHEER UP, GUYS. 704 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,602 THE SPHINX IS GONE, THE BEAVERS REPLANTED THE WHEAT, 705 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,269 AND MY BRAIN AGAIN GOOD WORK NOW. 706 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,071 - I GUESS EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL. 707 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,407 - EXCEPT THAT BLOW TO THE HEAD 708 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,208 MADE THE FARMER THINK HE'S BEN FRANKLIN. 709 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:25,077 - FRUGALITY IS THE RICH MAN'S HOUSECOAT. 710 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:28,014 ITS POCKETS ARE FILLED WITH IDLENESS AND SELF-- 711 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,817 [electricity zapping] 712 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,151 [groans] 713 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,188 - AH, I'M A NEW DRAGON. 714 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:38,190 * DUM, DA-DA, DUM, DUM * 715 00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:39,526 HEY, WHERE'D THEY GO? 716 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,828 THOSE IDIOTS DITCHED ME. 717 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:42,795 [roars] 718 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,668 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 719 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,772 [lively hoedown music] 720 00:22:52,839 --> 00:23:00,680 * *