1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,276 - I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE. 2 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:11,679 I'LL BE BACK. 3 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,247 [sheep bleating] 4 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:14,382 - CLEAR! 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,384 [upbeat hoedown music] 6 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,086 - ALL RIGHT! 7 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:19,487 * * 8 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,055 - RAT-A-BAMBA! 9 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:24,225 - * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 10 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:26,260 * WE GO ON DANCING * 11 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:29,063 * TO HELP US DO THE MILKING THROUGH THE NIGHT * 12 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,731 - OW, OW! OKAY, OW. 13 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,466 OW! 14 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,368 - * DO SI DO YOUR PARTNER NOW * 15 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:35,703 * * 16 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,738 * GONNA PARTY ON TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 17 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,440 * * 18 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:41,041 * DO SI DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 19 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:43,511 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL * 20 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,146 [motor roaring] 21 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,680 - HA HA! 22 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:01,362 - [with Cajun accent] MMM, MMM. 23 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,431 DON'T THAT SMELL GOOD, YEAH? 24 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:06,267 THAT'S CHEF BIG BONES' DEEP-FRIED CHICK-OWN. 25 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:08,236 [applause] 26 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:09,870 NOW SHAKE A LITTLE 27 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:13,374 OF CHEF BIG BONES' FIVE-ALARM CAJUN SPICE RIGHT ON THERE, 28 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:17,678 AND POP THAT DELICIOUS CHICK-OWN RIGHT IN YOUR FACE HOLE. 29 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,681 MMM, THAT'S GOOD CHICK-OWN, I GUARANTEE. 30 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:21,715 - HEY, FREDDY. - [screams] 31 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:22,950 I WAS SLEEPWALKING. 32 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,685 I'M NOT WATCHING A MEAT-GRILLING SHOW. 33 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,019 THAT WOULD BE DISGUSTING 34 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,888 AND ENTIRELY OUT OF CHARACTER FOR ME. 35 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:28,922 - YEAH, IT SURE WOULD. 36 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:30,424 HEY, WE'RE PLAYING KICKBALL. 37 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:31,425 YOU SHOULD COME BY. 38 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:32,526 - OKAY, SURE. 39 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,662 AGAIN, NOT A MEAT SHOW. 40 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:38,266 - AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR TO REVEAL THE WINNER 41 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:42,403 OF CHEF BIG BONES' FAN RECIPE COMPETISH-OWN. 42 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:45,173 AND THE WINNER IS... 43 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:47,175 - PIG, LAST CHANCE TO PLAY KICKBALL! 44 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:48,509 - DO I HAVE TO GET UP? 45 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:50,578 - YES, GENERALLY YOU HAVE TO STAND TO DO THINGS. 46 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:51,945 - AH, THEN I'LL PASS. 47 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:53,046 - BRING IT, LADY COW. 48 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,748 THEY DON'T CALL ME "GRAND LORD 49 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,784 IMPERIAL BALL-KICKING EMPEROR WIZARD" FOR NOTHING. 50 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,051 - DUDE, NOBODY CALLS YOU THAT. 51 00:01:58,186 --> 00:01:59,320 - I KNOW. WHY IS THAT? 52 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:00,821 - HERE IT COMES. 53 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:02,990 - [Freddy screaming] 54 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,525 I WON! I WON! 55 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,394 I WON! I WON! I WON! I W-- 56 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:09,930 I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! 57 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:11,565 AHH! 58 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,567 - NICE SHOT. - IT NEEDED TO BE DONE. 59 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,336 - SO, FREDDY, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? 60 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:18,839 - I WON CHEF BIG BONES MIGNON'S FAN RECIPE CONTEST. 61 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,574 - OH, CHEF BIG BONES. 62 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,910 HE'S THE ONE WHO SAYS, "THAT'S ONE GOOD CHICK-OWN RIGHT THERE." 63 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,278 - YEAH, HE SAYS, "POP THAT CHICK-OWN 64 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:25,646 RIGHT IN YOUR FACE HOLE." 65 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,481 - AND THEN HE GOES, "WASH THAT CHICK-OWN DOWN 66 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:29,583 WITH SOME CHICK-OWN GREASE, I GUARANTEE." 67 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,320 - "AND PUT THAT SPICY FIVE-ALARM POWDER ON THAT CHICK-OWN." 68 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:33,321 - YEAH! - THAT'S THE GUY. 69 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,922 - HE REALLY LIKES CHICK-OWN. 70 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:38,626 - UH, GUYS? ARE YOU AWARE THAT "CHICK-OWN" MEANS "CHICKEN"? 71 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,861 - WHAT? - IT DOES? - THAT'S DISGUSTING. 72 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:42,330 - FREDDY, HOW COULD YOU SUBMIT A RECIPE 73 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:43,531 TO AN ANIMAL-ROASTING SHOW? 74 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:44,998 - NO, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 75 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:48,035 MY RECIPE USES A SOY-BASED ROOSTER SUBSTITUTE 76 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:49,803 CALLED TOFROOSTER. 77 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,004 male announcer: TOFROOSTER. 78 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:52,240 - OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY. 79 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:54,007 - WELL, NOW, THAT'S DIFFERENT. 80 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:57,411 - ANYWAY, HE'S COOKING MY RECIPE TOMORROW NIGHT ON LIVE TV, 81 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:59,813 AND I WANT YOU ALL TO BE IN THE AUDIENCE. 82 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,249 - WE'LL BE THERE. - WOULDN'T MISS IT. 83 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:02,316 - WHO KNOWS? 84 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,551 MAYBE IF THIS GOES WELL, 85 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,519 I COULD EVEN GET MY OWN COOKING SHOW. 86 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,721 - WHAT WOULD THAT BE LIKE? 87 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:12,260 - LET'S SEE HOW OUR SEAFOOD BISQUE TURNED OUT. 88 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:15,095 - [high-pitched scream] 89 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:19,433 - DON'T THINK SO. - YEAH, MAYBE NOT. - FORGET I MENTIONED IT. 90 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,803 [upbeat instrumental music] 91 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,372 [spitting] 92 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,307 - YOU CALL THIS FRESH OWN-YOWN? 93 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:28,576 I CALL IT AN ABOMINASH-OWN. 94 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:32,313 WE GO ON THE AIR IN ONE HOUR, AND I NEED A FRESH OWN-YOWN. 95 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:33,581 thud! 96 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,283 - CHEF BIG BONES, SIR? 97 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,585 I'M FREDDY NOT-A-FERRET. 98 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:41,121 - OH, THERE HE IS, THE WINNER OF MY COMPETISH-OWN. 99 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:43,757 YOUR RECIPE, SHE A THING OF BEAUTY-- 100 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,659 THAT GARLIC, THAT OWN-YOWN. 101 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:48,296 I JUST GOT TO MAKE ONE MODIFICASH-YOWN. 102 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:49,697 - MODIFICASHEE-OWN? 103 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:50,864 - MODIFICASH-YOWN. 104 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,199 - SHEE-ON. - SHYON! 105 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:53,301 - SHYON! - THAT'S RIGHT. 106 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,669 I GOT TO USE A REAL ROOSTER. 107 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,871 - WHAT? BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TOFROOSTER? 108 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,307 - YEAH, THAT TASTES LIKE HOT GARBAGE. 109 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:00,608 AIN'T NOBODY EATING THAT. 110 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,310 - WELL, I WON'T ALLOW IT. 111 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:05,313 ROOSTERS ARE KIND, LOYAL ANIMALS WHO MAKE WONDERFUL ROOMMATES... 112 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:06,213 [horn honks] 113 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:07,348 PROBABLY. 114 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,582 - FINE. YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 115 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,150 THERE THE FAKE KITCHEN DOOR. 116 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:11,852 - FINE. I'M LEAVING. 117 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,054 I BID YOU GOOD DAY, SIR. 118 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:15,656 - GOOD DAY TO YOU, THEN. 119 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,157 - GOOD DAY TO YOU. - GOOD DAY TO YOU. 120 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:18,792 - GOOD DAY TO YOU. - GOOD DAY TO YOU. 121 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,161 - YOU SURE YOU WON'T RECONSIDER? 122 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,097 - SO HOW'D IT GO? 123 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:25,799 - TERRIBLE. 124 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,502 BIG BONES IS PLANNING ON USING A REAL ROOSTER IN MY RECIPE. 125 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,103 - WHAT? - THAT'S TERRIBLE. 126 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,506 - I TOLD HIM I WANT NO PART OF THIS DELICIOUS TRAVESTY. 127 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:34,408 I'M OUTTA HERE! 128 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,344 - RIGHT. - ME TOO. - LET'S ROLL. - RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 129 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:37,811 - GUYS, WAIT A MINUTE. WE CAN'T GO. 130 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:40,481 THERE'S A POOR, DEFENSELESS ROOSTER SOMEWHERE BACKSTAGE 131 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:42,082 WHO NEEDS OUR HELP. 132 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:44,385 - PECK'S RIGHT; THIS SITUATION DEMANDS ACTION. 133 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,354 LET'S GO WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER! 134 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,389 - SHOULDN'T WE JUST GO FIND THE ROOSTER AND BUST HIM OUT? 135 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,657 - ALSO A GOOD PLAN. 136 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,359 REMIND ME TO WRITE YOU A THANK-YOU LETTER. 137 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:52,726 - OR YOU COULD JUST THANK HIM RIGHT NOW. 138 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,496 - GUYS, WHY DO YOU HATE LETTERS? 139 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,031 STAY SHARP, GUYS. 140 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,667 WE HAVE TO FIND THAT ROOSTER, 141 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:03,371 NO MATTER HOW CUNNINGLY HIDDEN, HOW DEVIOUSLY CONCEALED, HOW-- 142 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:04,905 - FOUND HIM! - [rooster squawks] 143 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,007 - DON'T BE FRIGHTENED; WE'RE HERE TO SAVE YOU. 144 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,509 - SAVE ME? 145 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,711 YOU MEAN THESE ARE NOT THE AUDITIONS FOR THE SEATTLE OPERA? 146 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:12,680 - NO, IT'S A COOKING SHOW. 147 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:16,016 YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE DEEP FRIED AND EATEN ON LIVE TV. 148 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,085 - [gasps] FORZA DEL DESTINO! 149 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,787 - COME ON; LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE. 150 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,422 - * OOM BABA OOTEE OOMP OOMP-- * 151 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:24,392 HEY! WHAT Y'ALL DOIN' TO MY ROOSTER? 152 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:25,726 - LATER. 153 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,595 - UH, WHY, CHEF BIG BONES. 154 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,896 THIS IS SO... 155 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,030 LEAVE NOW! 156 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:31,632 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 157 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:33,967 - YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY, HUH, ROOSTER? 158 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:37,270 YOU GOT A DATE WITH A DEEP FRY, I GUARANTEE. 159 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:38,406 - gulp! 160 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,910 [all panting] 161 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,512 - WHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE. 162 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:45,979 - WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE'S PECK? 163 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,016 - THERE HE IS! 164 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,221 - OH, NO, THEY'VE GOT PECK! 165 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,056 - WE GOT TO BUST HIM OUT BEFORE THEY COOK HIM! 166 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:58,158 - WE CAN'T; THAT GUARD'S PUTTING HIM UNDER LOCKDOWN. 167 00:05:58,225 --> 00:05:59,493 OUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO GRAB HIM 168 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,128 WHEN BIG BONES BRINGS HIM OUT ON STAGE. 169 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,796 AND PIG IS GOING TO HELP US DO IT. 170 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,565 - WILL THERE BE MOVEMENT INVOLVED? 171 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:07,200 - YES, REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT STANDING AND DOING THINGS? 172 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,703 - ALL RIGHT. 173 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:12,239 [cheers and applause] 174 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:15,075 - IT'S TIME FOR CHILLIN' AND GRILLIN' WITH YOUR HOST, 175 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,778 CHEF BIG BONES MIGNON! 176 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:21,148 - READY TO BE LOVIN' SOME CHICK-OWN! 177 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:24,685 [cheers and applause] 178 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,286 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 179 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:29,022 WELL, TONIGHT CHEF BIG BONES IS GOING TO BE LOVIN' 180 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,291 THE DEEP-FRIED ROOSTER. 181 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:32,826 [applause] 182 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,728 - THE SHOW'S STARTING. 183 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:35,896 - I DON'T KNOW, OTIS. 184 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,531 YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS GOING TO WORK? 185 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:38,732 - OF COURSE IT'LL WORK. 186 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:39,967 YOU JUST GO OUT THERE 187 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,569 AND CHALLENGE BIG BONES TO A CHEF-OFF, 188 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,837 AND WHEN HE BRINGS OUT PECK, YOU BE RIGHT THERE TO GRAB HIM. 189 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,105 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT. 190 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,507 I'LL DO IT FOR PECK. 191 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:48,476 OH, OW, MY FOOT! 192 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:49,743 OH, MY HEAD! 193 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:50,944 [glass shatters] 194 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,045 [belches] 195 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,080 together: PIG! 196 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,247 - SWEET CUD, HE'S OUT COLD. 197 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:55,549 - NOW WHO'S GOING TO GRAB PECK? 198 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,050 - WELL, I GOT HIM INTO THIS, 199 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,953 SO OTIS IS JUST GOING TO HAVE TO GET HIM OUT. 200 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,489 - THAT'S VERY BRAVE OF YOU, OTIS. 201 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:03,724 YOUR SACRIFICE WILL NOT BE-- OH, WAIT, I'M OTIS. 202 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:05,192 - [Big Bones humming] 203 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,496 NOW LET US CUT UP SOME THAT YELLOW PEPPER. 204 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:11,499 OH, THAT'S ONE THE PRETTIEST VEG PEPPERS. 205 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,966 I TELL Y'ALL WHAT; 206 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,969 IF THAT YELLOW PEPPER WAS A WOMAN, I WOULD MARRY HER, 207 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:19,940 AND THEN WE WOULD HAVE BEAUTIFUL YELLOW PEPPER CHILDREN. 208 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,509 [door thuds] 209 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:22,810 - [with Italian accent] STOP-A! 210 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:25,779 - SO WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS DISRUPSHEE-YOWN? 211 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,782 - I'MA THE WORLD-FAMOUS CHEF LUIGI CAPPELLINI, 212 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:32,986 AND I CHALLENGE-A YOU TO A CHEF-OFF-A! 213 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:33,954 [audience gasps] 214 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,288 THAT'S-A RIGHT-A. 215 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:38,291 NO CHEF CAN REFUSE THE CHALLENGE ON LIVE TV. 216 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:41,862 SO I CHALLENGE YOU...LIVE! ON TV! 217 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:43,931 [audience chanting] CHEF-OFF! CHEF-OFF! 218 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:47,434 - WELL, I'VE GOT TO PROTECT MY REPUTASHEE-YOWN. 219 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:50,904 ALL RIGHT, WE GONNA HAVE US AN OLD-FASHIONED CHEF-OFF. 220 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,540 [cheers and applause] 221 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,974 - BENE! 222 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:57,911 NOW BRING OUT THE ROOSTER YOU MUST HAVE HIDDEN BACKSTAGE 223 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,313 SO THAT WE CAN COOK HIM, EH? 224 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,782 - NOW, HOLD ON. 225 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:04,652 EVERYBODY KNOW A CHEF-OFF HAS THREE ROUNDS: 226 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:07,555 SALAD, ICE SCULPTURE, THEN THE ENTREE. 227 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,222 - I'MA KNOW THAT. I'MA KNOW THAT. 228 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:12,993 ALL-A THESE-A THINGS YOU SAY WITH YOUR MOUTH, I ALREADY KNOW. 229 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,929 - THEN LET THE CHEF-OFF BEGIN! 230 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,566 [crowd cheering wildly] 231 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,468 - GOOD FOOD! 232 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:24,471 - ROUND ONE, SALADS! 233 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:25,573 [fast-paced music] 234 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:31,411 * * 235 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,118 audience: WOW! 236 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:40,320 - BEAT THAT, CHEF LUIGI. 237 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:42,723 - HA! YOUR SALAD, IT'SA MAKING ME LAUGH. 238 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:43,857 HA, HA HA! 239 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,593 THAT'S ME LAUGH AT YOUR SALAD. 240 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,260 CHECK THIS OUT. 241 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:50,163 CHOP-CHOP-CHOP-CHOP-CHOP-CHOP- CHOP-CHOP! 242 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:53,466 [audience complaining] 243 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,468 HA! 244 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,872 [all booing] 245 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:01,809 - WOW, OTIS IS NOT GOOD. 246 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,276 - DOESN'T MATTER. 247 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,312 HE JUST HAS TO GRAB PECK WHEN BIG BONES BRINGS HIM OUT. 248 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,480 - HEY, GUYS, AM I TOO LATE TO HELP? 249 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:13,420 - ROUND TWO, ICE SCULPTURE! 250 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:14,454 [fast-paced music] 251 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:17,925 * * 252 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,192 VOILA! 253 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,929 [glorious music] 254 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,230 [cheers and applause] 255 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,397 - ICE IS COLD! 256 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,333 [saw buzzing] 257 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,669 - * O SOLE MIO * 258 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,704 * BA LA LA-LA LA * 259 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,239 * I DON'T KNOW THE WORDS * 260 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:35,475 * SO I'M GONNA SING THESE WORDS * 261 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,745 I'MA MAKING THE ICE CUBE. 262 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,713 - THAT STINKS! 263 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,381 [audience booing] 264 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:43,851 - HEY, LET'SA GET TO THE ENTREE. 265 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,819 - WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME, CHEF. 266 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:50,357 TIME FOR BIG BONES TO DEEP FRY HIM SOME ROOSTER. 267 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,426 - [screams] 268 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,028 - [gasps] - [gasps] 269 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,229 - [gasps] 270 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,666 - MMM. I MEAN-- [gasps] 271 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,634 - NO! STOP-A! 272 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,038 - YOU BETTER GET AWAY FROM MY ROOSTER. 273 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,674 YOU GET AWAY! - THAT'S MY LEVER. 274 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,509 [both arguing] 275 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:17,918 - EN GARDE! 276 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,053 - HA! 277 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,055 AND A HA. AND A HA. 278 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:25,392 AND A HA. 279 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,459 [dramatic music] 280 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:33,366 * * 281 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,768 - [high-pitched scream] 282 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,037 [sizzling] 283 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:39,406 [coughing] 284 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,913 - SORRY, BIG BONES, 285 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,915 BUT THIS ROOSTER'S NOT ON THE MENU. 286 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:53,520 - IN OUR FINAL STORY, LOCAL CHEF BIG BONES MIGNON'S 287 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:56,289 NEW RECIPE FOR MUSTACHE JAMBALAYA 288 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,026 IS TAKING THE COUNTY BY STORM. 289 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,728 - THAT'S RIGHT. 290 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:04,097 IT'S LIKE A VACATION IN YOUR MOUTH, I GUARANTEE. 291 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,733 - [slurps] 292 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,068 MMM, THAT'S GOOD MUSTACHE. 293 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:10,437 [farts] HEY, I DON'T FEEL TOO GOOD. 294 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,305 - OTIS, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PHONEY BIG BONES 295 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,875 IS GETTING THE CREDIT FOR YOUR MUSTACHE RECIPE. 296 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,176 - MM, WHO CARES? 297 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,911 FREDDY'S IMITATION ROOSTER IS AWESOME. 298 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,347 - IMITATION ROOSTER'S GREAT. - YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 299 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,549 - HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE'S PECK? 300 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:27,520 - [screams] - [screams] 301 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:28,822 - [screams] - [screams] 302 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:29,757 - [screams] 303 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,294 - HEY, GUYS. WHATCHA DOING? 304 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,829 [all sigh in relief] 305 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,898 - I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT WE WERE THINKING. 306 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,467 - THAT THE SECRET INGREDIENT IN TOFROOSTER IS DANDRUFF? 307 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,869 HOW'D YOU GUESS? 308 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,537 - [screams] - [screams] 309 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,006 - [screams] - [screams] 310 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,841 - [screams] - [screams] 311 00:11:47,908 --> 00:12:01,789 - * AHH! * - [farts] 312 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:04,224 - SUDDENLY, AT THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE, THIS HAPPENED. 313 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:07,327 SO THEN THE TICK SAYS, "GET THIS DOG OFF MY BUTT." 314 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,496 [laughter] 315 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,099 - WHO WANTS LUNCH? 316 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,201 [all exclaiming] 317 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,836 IT'S DELICIOUS HOMEMADE STEW. 318 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,871 - WELL, IF YOU MADE IT, IT HAS TO BE GOO-- 319 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,172 OH, CUD, WHY? 320 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,242 [all complaining] 321 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,443 - DUDE, WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS? 322 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,711 - WELL, LET'S SEE. 323 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,814 MOTOR OIL, DAMP HAY, SOME ORTHOPEDIC INSOLES, 324 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,982 AND SOME WEIRD STUFF THAT WAS CAKED TO THE WALL. 325 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,717 [slurping] 326 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,886 - THAT'S JUST GROSS. - WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL US? 327 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,587 - WE WERE OUT OF EVERYTHING. I HAD TO IMPROVISE. 328 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:35,989 JUST TRY IT. 329 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,057 [grunts] 330 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,591 HEY, THE LADLE'S STUCK. 331 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:41,962 - OH, LET UNCKY OTIS'S COW MUSCLES HELP WITTLE PIGGY 332 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,997 WITH HIS BIG, BAD SPOON. 333 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,199 [grunting] 334 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,335 AM I ON A PRANK SHOW? 335 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,637 - OH, THAT'S JUST SAD. 336 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,305 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. 337 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,044 -UH-OH, SMELLS LIKE FAILURE. 338 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,346 - JUST IMITATING YOU. 339 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,851 - GUYS, GIVE IT UP. IT'S JUST AN OLD STEW POT. 340 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,285 - GIVE UP? NEVER! 341 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:08,856 I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO PULL SPOON FROM STEW POT! 342 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,858 - ALL RIGHT, FELLAS. 343 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,560 LET HER RIP! 344 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,763 - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, GUYS. 345 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:19,532 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE FARMER LOVES HIS NEW TRUCK. 346 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,935 - I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE IN MY LIFE. 347 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,703 MORE SPARKLING CIDER? 348 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,505 [horn honks] 349 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,507 - OH, DUKE, YOU'RE JUST A BIG OLD WORRY POUCH. 350 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,775 BESIDES, I'LL BE GENTLE. 351 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:29,877 PEDAL TO THE METAL, BABY! 352 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,411 GOING TO THE FLOOR! 353 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,113 [tires screeching] 354 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,348 [metal creaking] 355 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,483 - COME ON. COME ON. 356 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,785 PULL, DARN YOU! 357 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,927 - UH, WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? 358 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:47,995 - NOW IT'S A SEMI. 359 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,362 - HEY, GUYS, WHAT DO YOU-- 360 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,531 - WHAT? PROBABLY JUST SOME MINOR STRUCTURAL-- 361 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,800 OH, THAT IS NOT GOOD. 362 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,335 - OTIS, WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET THE MONEY 363 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,536 TO FIX THAT TRUCK? 364 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,005 - GUYS, DON'T WORRY. 365 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,907 WE'RE SITTING ON THE INVENTION OF THE CENTURY. 366 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:02,609 PIG STEW IS OBVIOUSLY SOME SORT OF WONDER GLUE. 367 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,711 WE'LL JUST MIX UP SOME MORE AND SELL IT ON THE TV. 368 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,679 - WHY DON'T WE JUST USE THE GLUE TO FIX THE TRUCK? 369 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,548 - 'CAUSE THAT DON'T PUTS OTIS ON THE TV. 370 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,817 - PIG, CAN YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU MADE THAT STEW? 371 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,920 announcer: GOOD QUESTION! LET'S HEAR HIS ANSWER. 372 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,487 - SURE, I'LL JUST NEED TO EXPERIMENT A BIT 373 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,156 TO GET THE PROPORTIONS RIGHT. 374 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,925 - MONTAGE! 375 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,560 - * IT'S A SCIENCE MONTAGE, A SUCCESSION OF SOME CLIPS * 376 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:23,530 * 'CAUSE IT TAKES TOO LONG IN REAL TIME * 377 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,566 * A DECAGRAM OF THIS AND A BEAKERFUL OF THAT * 378 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,936 * HOPING FOR A CHEMICAL REACTION RIGHT HERE * 379 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,237 * IT'S A SCIENCE MONTAGE * 380 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,571 * YEAH, THEY'RE WORKING REAL HARD * 381 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:35,308 * IN A CARTOON MONTAGE FORMAT * 382 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,945 * WEARING CRAZY GOGGLES AND A LABORATORY COAT * 383 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:41,014 * SOON THEY'RE GONNA TRY TO STICK AN ANVIL TO THE WALL * 384 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,383 * SCIENCE MONTAGE! * 385 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,986 * NEVER TRY THIS AT HOME * 386 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,087 plunk! 387 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,558 - IT WON'T BUDGE. 388 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,126 - THAT STUFF REALLY WORKS. 389 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:56,329 - GUYS, LET'S GO SELL SOME GLUE. 390 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,600 ABBY AND BESSIE, READY ON THE PHONE BANKS? 391 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,469 - READY. - YEAH, I'M READY... 392 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,305 READY TO WHUP THE MORON WHO GLUED MY BUTT TO THIS CHAIR. 393 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,407 - HA HA! GLUED BUTT. 394 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,976 I MEAN, WHO WOULD DO SUCH A-- 395 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,777 PECK, READY ON THE SATELLITE DISH? 396 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,645 - READY. - ALL RIGHT, PLACES, PEOPLE. 397 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,281 - WE PIRATE THE AIRWAVES IN FIVE... 398 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,383 FOUR, THREE-- 399 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,884 [computer beeping] 400 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,619 - HOW COME YOU DON'T SAY "TWO" AND "ONE"? 401 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,188 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR FINGERS. 402 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,156 - WELL, I DON'T HAVE FINGERS. - THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. 403 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,357 - HELLO! 404 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,359 WELCOME TO THE BARN SHOPPING NETWORK. 405 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,062 I'M HUMAN TV PITCHMAN STEVE NOT-A-COW HERE 406 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,897 WITH THE GREATEST LIFE-CHANGING INVENTION 407 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:33,033 SINCE SPRAY-ON CHEST HAIR. 408 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,902 THAT'S RIGHT; I'M TALKING ABOUT MOO GLOO, 409 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:40,007 THE SPACE-AGE ADHESIVE WITH PATENTED STAYING POWER. 410 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,408 - [in booming voice] STAYING POWER! 411 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,043 - AND HERE TO TELL US HOW IT WORKS 412 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,279 IS THE INVENTOR OF MOO GLOO, DR. HIRAM SNOUTYMAN. 413 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,647 - THANKS, STEVE. 414 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,017 MOO GLOO WORKS THROUGH A SERIES OF PROCESSES. 415 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,551 - AMAZING. 416 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,654 BUT CAN I USE MOO GLOO TO MAKE EXCITING FRUIT SCULPTURE? 417 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,056 - I'M DOING IT NOW. 418 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,257 - FANTASTICAL! 419 00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,625 WHAT ELSE CAN MOO GLOO DO? 420 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,861 - IT CAN ALSO GLUE FERRETS TO WALLS. 421 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,064 - [screams] 422 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,465 - [laughs] HE'S NOT COMING OFF. 423 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:09,536 WHY, I'D PAY $700,000 FOR THIS IN STORES. 424 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:13,840 - AND YET I'M OFFERING IT TO YOUR VIEWERS FOR JUST $1.99. 425 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,908 - WHA? DO YOU HAVE A FEVER? 426 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,045 - WHY? AM I SWEATING? 427 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,246 [laughs] 428 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,381 - BRO, WE GOT TO GET SOME MOO GLOO. 429 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,216 - [in high-pitched voice] MOO GLOO, MOO GLOO! 430 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:26,286 DUDDELY DUDDELY DOO GLA-GLUE GLUE! 431 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,322 - IF IT'S HALF AS GOOD AS THE BEJEWELERIZER, 432 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,523 I'LL TAKE SEVEN. 433 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,426 - OH, CRIKEY. 434 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,395 - [screams] 435 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,330 - BIGFOOT WANTS THREE BOTTLES. 436 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,632 HI, THANKS FOR CALLING MOO GLOO. PLEASE HOLD. 437 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,134 HI, I'M BACK. 438 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,902 12 BOTTLES? YOU GOT IT. 439 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,138 - OKAY, ENJOY YOUR MOO GLOO... 440 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,873 YOU SORRY LITTLE FREAK. 441 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,575 HELLO. THANKS FOR CALLING MOO GLOO. 442 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,643 - MR. MAYOR, WE HAVE A CRISIS. 443 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,745 THERE'S A CRACK IN THE CITY'S MANURE-CONTAINMENT TANK. 444 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,547 IF WE DON'T PATCH UP THAT CRACK, 445 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,217 THE ENTIRE TOWN WILL BE FLOODED WITH MANURE. 446 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,385 - THIS IS SERIOUS. 447 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,220 AND SERIOUS THINGS MAKE ME NERVOUS. 448 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,389 BETTER TURN ON THE BOOB TUBE TO CALM DOWN. 449 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,792 - SO JUST ONE BOTTLE OF MOO GLOO STUCK ALL THOSE SHOES TOGETHER? 450 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,926 - YUP. 451 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,096 - MOO GLOO CAN GLUE ANYTHING! 452 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,364 - ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 453 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,500 - SALLY, GET ME MY CREDIT CARD. 454 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,102 - THIS IS A GOOD EPISODE. 455 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,770 I HAVE AN IDEA FOR ONE WHERE THE ANIMALS RACE GO-CARTS. 456 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,772 - AWESOME JOB, GUYS. - YOU'RE TELLING ME. 457 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,474 - THAT WAS AMAZING. - YOU SAID IT. 458 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,877 - OTIS, WE MADE OVER $407. 459 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,180 - WELL, THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH TO FIX THE FARMER'S NEW TRUCK. 460 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,882 - YUP, EVERYTHING WORKED OUT PRETTY DARN WELL. 461 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,986 - UH, DID FREDDY JUST EXPLODE? 462 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,122 - YES. 463 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,623 - I HOPE IT WASN'T THE GLUE. 464 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,958 - WHAT? OF COURSE IT WASN'T THE... 465 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,328 - WHOA! 466 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,762 - GLUE. 467 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:46,032 - IT MUST RIPEN INTO A POWERFUL EXPLOSIVE AFTER... 468 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,134 TWO HOURS. 469 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,735 - SEE? 470 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,803 - THAT ONLY GIVES US AN HOUR TO GET BACK ALL THE GLUE WE SOLD 471 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,905 BEFORE IT EXPLODES IN PEOPLE'S HOUSES. 472 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,641 - YOU'RE RIGHT. TO THE-- 473 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,843 - NICE GLUE, DUMMIES. 474 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,211 announcer: SHE'S BEING SARCASTIC. 475 00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,512 SHE KNOWS THE GLUE ISN'T NICE. 476 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,615 I'M PUTTING HER IN THE GO-CART EPISODE. 477 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,417 - HELLO, YOU PROBABLY REMEMBER US 478 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,685 FROM THE MOO GLOO COMMERCIAL. 479 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,720 - YES, YOUR WONDERFUL PRODUCTS 480 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:12,792 SAVED MY LIMITED-EDITION 231 SAD GIRL CLOWN BICYCLING. 481 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,161 - WHY, SHE'S PRECIOUS. 482 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,562 MAY I SEE HER WITH MY HANDS? 483 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,531 - WELL, I--OH. 484 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,800 - MOM. 485 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:24,704 - HERE'S YOUR REFUND. - WE SAVED YOUR LIFE. - YOU'RE WELCOME. BYE! 486 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,939 - DUDE, THANKS TO MOO GLOO, 487 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:30,443 WE FINALLY BUILT OUR DREAM TREE HOUSE. 488 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,482 - WHA? - DUDE, FREE PICKLE! 489 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,253 - HEY, COME BACK HERE, PICKLE. 490 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,456 - I'D LIKE A PICKLE. 491 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,057 - * RETRIEVAL MONTAGE * 492 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,826 * IT'S A RETRIEVAL MONTAGE * 493 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,629 * MAKING IT GO FASTER 'CAUSE IT'S BORING IN REAL TIME * 494 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,932 * TRYING TO GET THE GLUE BEFORE THE CITY GOES KABLAMO * 495 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:56,636 * HERE'S SOME GRATUITOUS SLOW MOTION * 496 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,271 * WE ARE LOUSY CHEMISTS * 497 00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,339 - [high-pitched scream] 498 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,840 - GOOD WORK, TEAM. 499 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,075 ACCORDING TO THE SALES LIST, WE FOUND ALL THE GLUE. 500 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,444 - WHEW. - WHAT A RELIEF. 501 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,413 - THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. - YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 502 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,814 - THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. 503 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,517 - OH, I'M SO HAPPY. 504 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,552 - UH, DUDE, CHECK THE BACK OF THE PAGE. 505 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:13,953 - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 506 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,555 I DON'T SEE ANY--SWEET CUD! 507 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,557 WE SOLD 500 POUNDS OF GLUE TO CITY HALL? 508 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,292 - OH, YEAH, DIDN'T I MENTION? 509 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:22,395 - COME ON! - LET'S GO. - ALL RIGHT! 510 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,766 - WOW. 511 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,368 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A STICKY SITUATION. 512 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,736 LET'S KILL SOME TIME 513 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,538 BY ANSWERING SOME OF TODAY'S VIEWER MAIL. 514 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,673 MAHESH FROM BANGALORE WRITES, "DEAR PIG, 515 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,608 HOW CAN I START MY OWN BUSINESS?" 516 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,711 WELL, MAHESH, FIRST YOU'LL NEED TO RAISE SOME SEED MONEY. 517 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,248 THE SIMPLEST WAY IS TO FIND A MAGICAL LEPRECHAUN, 518 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,115 FOLLOW HIM TO HIS POT OF GOLD, 519 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,085 THEN IMPRISON HIM IN THE RAINBOW FOREST. 520 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:49,322 YOU CAN NOW USE HIS GOLD AS CAPITAL FOR YOUR NEW BUSINESS. 521 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,892 NEXT, FIND A SUITABLE LOCATION TO SET UP SHOP. 522 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,263 I RECOMMEND AN EXTINCT VOLCANO OR THE MOON. 523 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:59,065 FINALLY, YOU'LL NEED A FRIENDLY AND COURTEOUS SALES STAFF. 524 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:02,702 DON'T HIRE DONKEYS; THEY'RE SURLY AND UNPREDICTABLE. 525 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,070 - YOU'RE SURLY AND UNPREDICTABLE. 526 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,204 - SEE WHAT I MEAN? 527 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,606 beep! - [screams] 528 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,174 - AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. 529 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,942 YOU'RE READY TO OPEN YOUR DOORS. 530 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,944 JUST REMEMBER THE FIRST RULE OF BUSINESS: 531 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,314 THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS NAMED PHYLLIS. 532 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,316 NOW BACK TO THE ACTION. 533 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,850 - THIS JUST IN. 534 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,720 THE TOWN'S CRACKED MANURE VAT HAS JUST BEEN FIXED 535 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,755 THANKS TO MOO GLOO, THE WONDER ADHESIVE 536 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,392 THAT'S TAKEN THE COUNTY BY STORM. 537 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,728 - PIG, WHEN DID YOU MAKE THAT 500-POUND BATCH? 538 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:31,898 - I THINK IT WAS AROUND 2:00. 539 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,500 - THEN WE'VE GOT EXACTLY THREE MINUTES 540 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,768 BEFORE THAT TANK EXPLODES AND FLOODS THE TOWN WITH MANURE. 541 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,804 - OH, MY. THEY'LL HAVE TO THINK FAST TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE. 542 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,238 - UH, YOU GONNA KEEP DOING THAT? 543 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,140 - OH, EXCUSE ME, MR. ON-CAMERA TALENT! 544 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,710 LET'S SEE IF YOU MAKE IT INTO MY GO-CART EPISODE. 545 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,314 - STAND ASIDE. 546 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,515 - DO I KNOW YOU? 547 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,682 - FEDERAL MANURE INSPECTORS. 548 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,083 WE NEED TO INSPECT YOUR MANURE. 549 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,785 - WHICH IS WHY THAT'S OUR JOB TITLE. 550 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,053 - YES. STOP YOUR MOUTH. 551 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,455 - FEDERAL MANURE INSPECTORS? 552 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:56,623 NEVER HEARD OF YOU. 553 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:57,857 - WE'RE AN OBSCURE OFFSHOOT 554 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,692 OF THE U.S. BUREAU OF INSPECTING STUFF. 555 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,562 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. MOVE IT OUT. 556 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,764 - NOW, HOLD ON. THAT'S COUNTY PROPERTY. 557 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:07,199 - YES, WELL, I HAVE NO FURTHER EXPLANATION. 558 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,335 BYE. 559 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,769 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 560 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,571 - GO, GO, GO! 561 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,873 [engine revving] 562 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,946 - MANURE THIEVES! AFTER THEM! 563 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:23,350 [sirens wailing] 564 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,886 [lively music] 565 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,388 - FASTER, OTIS. 566 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,790 WE ONLY GOT 30 SECONDS TILL THE MANURE TANK EXPLODES. 567 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,892 - A SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT. 568 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:36,496 IT SEEMS THE TOWN'S MANURE VAT HAS JUST BEEN HIJACKED 569 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:39,566 BY A GANG OF FAKE FEDERAL AGENTS. 570 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,233 HEY, GET OFF OF ME. 571 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,569 [insects buzzing] 572 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:46,138 OKAY, THAT'S DISGUSTING. 573 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,712 - FIVE SECONDS TILL EXPLOSION, OTIS. 574 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,747 - HANG ON! 575 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:03,656 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW. 576 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,392 THAT MANURE WAS DANGEROUS. 577 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:08,661 - THOSE FELLAS AIN'T MANURE THIEVES; THEY'RE HEROES! 578 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,931 [people cheering] 579 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,601 - WELL, GUYS, IT WASN'T EASY, BUT WITH A LITTLE TEAMWORK, 580 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,302 WE FIXED THE FARMER'S TRUCK. 581 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,104 - LOOK OUT. HERE HE COMES. 582 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,439 - HELLO, OLD GIRL. 583 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,741 DID YOU MISS ME? 584 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,544 [engine turns over] 585 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,679 - HEY, FREDDY, BEAUTIFUL JOB ON THAT REAR BUMPER. 586 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:27,880 - THANKS, OTIS. 587 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,182 I USED PIG'S SPECIAL GLUE TO FIX IT. 588 00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:31,918 - UH... 589 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,554 - WOULD THAT BE THE GLUE WE JUST SPENT ALL DAY 590 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:38,090 TRYING TO TRACK DOWN AND DESTROY SO IT WOULDN'T EXPLODE PEOPLE? 591 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:39,926 - YES. 592 00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,193 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 593 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,195 - NEVER MIND. 594 00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:45,031 announcer: DON'T WORRY; THE FARMER RECOVERED 595 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,634 AND WILL SOON STAR IN MY AMAZING GO-CART EPISODE. 596 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,935 - I THINK WE NEED A NEW ANNOUNCER. 597 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,637 announcer: TOO LATE. THE END! 598 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:55,842 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com