1 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:08,309 - I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE. 2 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:11,712 I'LL BE BACK. 3 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:13,281 [sheep bleating] 4 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,415 - CLEAR! 5 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:16,417 [upbeat hoedown music] 6 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:18,119 - ALL RIGHT! 7 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:19,520 * * 8 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:21,055 - RAT-A-BAMBA! 9 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:24,258 - * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 10 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:25,559 * WE GO ON DANCING * 11 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:29,097 - WHOO-HOO! WHOA! 12 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,764 OW, OW! OKAY, OW. 13 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,433 OW! 14 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,402 - * DO SI DO YOUR PARTNER NOW * 15 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:35,736 * * 16 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,771 * PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 17 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:39,473 * * 18 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,075 * DO SI DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 19 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:43,511 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL * 20 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,179 [motor roaring] 21 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,714 - HA HA! 22 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,029 - ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. SHOOT! 23 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,864 HA, YOU'RE IT, MR. WIGGLEPLIX. 24 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:04,865 HA HA! 25 00:01:04,932 --> 00:01:06,467 HEY, YOU CAN'T CATCH ME. 26 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:07,968 YOU CAN'T CATCH ME. 27 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:09,670 AH, YOU GOT ME! 28 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,272 HEY, HEY, STOP TICKLING. 29 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:13,607 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO! STOP TICKLING ME! 30 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,743 STOP TICKL--AH, HA HA! 31 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,878 - SO HOW LONG HAS PIG BEEN ACTING ALL: 32 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:20,013 "A-DOI, A-GEE, GAH!" 33 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:22,049 - NOT LONG. LIKE SIX, SEVEN WEEKS. 34 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,485 - OH, HO, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW, MR. WIGGLEPLIX. 35 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:25,819 HEY, COME BACK HERE! 36 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:28,689 I'M GONNA GET YA. I'M GONNA GET YA! 37 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,158 - SWEET CUD! 38 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:32,160 OUR BIG, PINK SACK OF SUNSHINE HAS LOST HIS MIND. 39 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:33,661 - RELAX, OTIS. 40 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,529 IT'S NORMAL FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS. 41 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,997 - IT IS? 42 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:39,633 - SURE; I USED TO HAVE AN IMAGINARY ROOSTER FRIEND 43 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,502 WITH A HIGH, SQUEAKY VOICE. 44 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,504 - HEY, GUYS. - AH, HE'S BACK! 45 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:44,738 - WELL, I GUESS IT'S OKAY 46 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,240 AS LONG HAS HE'S NOT BOTHERING ANYONE. 47 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:47,808 - OH, YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT PIG? 48 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:50,644 - [whispering] YOU REALIZE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU. 49 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,915 - OKAY, I'LL TAKE PIP. PIG, YOU'RE UP. 50 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:58,018 - THE ONLY ONE I NEED ON MY TEAM IS MR. WIGGLEPLIX. 51 00:01:58,085 --> 00:02:00,188 - FOR GOSH SAKES. - I'M SO TIRED OF THAT. 52 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,889 - WHAT THE HECK'S A WIGGLEPLIX? 53 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:02,956 - MY NEW BEST FRIEND. 54 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:04,625 WE ARE GOING TO TAN YOUR HIDES. 55 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,694 HIGH FIVE! 56 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,196 - DUDE, YOU'RE RUINING THE GAME. 57 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:09,897 - YEAH, YOU CAN'T CHOOSE AN IMAGINARY PERSON 58 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,199 FOR DODGEBALL. 59 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:12,500 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IMAGINARY? 60 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,801 HE'S STANDING RIGHT HERE. 61 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,203 - NO, HE'S NOT. WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? 62 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,204 THERE'S NO ONE THERE. 63 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,238 - HE'S RIGHT HERE. 64 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,239 - DUDE, STOP IT. 65 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:19,307 - PIG, IT'S NOT THE TIME. 66 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:20,508 - THERE'S NO ONE THERE. 67 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,943 - MR. WIGGLEPLIX IS TEARING US ALL APART! 68 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:23,877 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 69 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,313 LET ME HANDLE THIS. 70 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,980 UH, PIG. 71 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:30,751 WHY DON'T YOU AND MR. WIGGIEFACE GO SLIDE DOWN A MAGICAL RAINBOW? 72 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,086 - OH, WELL, WE WEREN'T GOING TO DO THAT TILL 3:00, 73 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:34,655 BUT WHY NOT BEAT THE CROWD? 74 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,457 COME ON, MR. WIGGLEPLIX. 75 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:39,560 * LA LA, LA LA, LA LA, LA LA, LA LA, LA LA, LA, HEE-HEE! * 76 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:41,662 - OKAY, I'M OFFICIALLY ANNOYED. 77 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:42,830 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS? 78 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:43,964 IDEA ME. 79 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:45,032 - OH, OH, OH, OH, ME! PICK ME! 80 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:45,966 - ANYONE. ANYONE AT ALL. 81 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:47,100 JUST SHOUT IT RIGHT OUT. 82 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:48,602 - YES, ME! RIGHT HERE! 83 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,538 - COME ON; DON'T BE SHY. SPEAK UP. 84 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:51,805 - OTIS! 85 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,541 - ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU BETTER NOT SUGGEST 86 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:54,742 TAKING HIM OUT WITH A SHOVEL. 87 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:55,876 - I PROMISE. 88 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,144 - ALL RIGHT, FREDDY. WHAT DO YOU GOT? 89 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:59,112 - LET'S TAKE HIM OUT WITH A RAKE. 90 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:00,448 WHAT? 91 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,815 - THAT WAS A WASTE. 92 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:03,384 - MAYBE THIS BOOK I'M READING'LL HELP. 93 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:05,319 - SO WE HIT HIM WITH THE BOOK? 94 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:06,820 - IT'S CALLED WHAT TO DO 95 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,556 WHEN YOUR FRIEND HAS AN IMAGINARY FRIEND 96 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,258 HE THINKS IS REAL BUT YOU KNOW IS NOT. 97 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,260 - UH, HOW IS THAT APPLICABLE? 98 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:14,061 - WELL, THE BOOK SAYS THAT IF YOU HUMOR SOMEONE 99 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,730 ABOUT THEIR IMAGINARY FRIEND, THEY'LL JUST GROW OUT OF IT. 100 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,366 - THEN HOW COME YOU GUYS DIDN'T HUMOR ME 101 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:21,402 WHEN I THOUGHT I HAD A SECOND HEAD GROWING OUT OF MY NECK? 102 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:22,603 - 'CAUSE IT SAYS NOT TO IN WHAT TO DO 103 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,071 WHEN YOUR FRIEND THINKS 104 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,806 HE HAS A SECOND HEAD GROWING OUT OF HIS NECK. 105 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:26,807 - ASKED AND ANSWERED. 106 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,376 OKAY, GUYS, YOU KNOW THE PLAN. 107 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:30,811 WE TREAT MR. WIGGLEPLIX LIKE HE'S AS REAL AS ANY OF US. 108 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,413 - THAT LEAVES YOU OUT, ROOSTER BOY. 109 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,282 - ABBY, MAY I SEE THAT BOOK? 110 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:39,620 - HEY, THANKS FOR INVITING MR. WIGGLEPLIX 111 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,522 TO OUR SATURDAY NIGHT DINNER AND DANCE PARTY, OTIS. 112 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:42,623 - NO PROBLEM, PIG. 113 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:44,625 [loudly] HEY, MR. WIGGLEPLIX! 114 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,427 WE BELIEVE YOU EXIST! 115 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,095 IS THE SOUP TO YOUR LIKING? 116 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,663 - UH, OTIS? 117 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,665 HE'S BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR THE LAST FIVE MINUTES. 118 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,467 - OH, OF COURSE. SILLY ME. 119 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:56,103 I WAS JUST PRACTICING MY TALKING. 120 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,871 - DUDE, THAT IS SO AWKWARD. 121 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,807 - OH, LOOK, HERE HE COMES NOW. OVER HERE! 122 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,008 - AH, MR. WIGGLEPLIX. 123 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,943 ALLOW ME TO GET YOUR CHAIR. 124 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:04,845 - OH, OTIS, YOU PULLED THE CHAIR OUT 125 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,380 JUST AS HE WAS SITTING DOWN! 126 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:07,348 - I DID? BUT I-- 127 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,416 - OTIS, HOW COULD YOU? 128 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:09,717 - WAY TO GO, OTIS. 129 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,084 - WHAT? BUT HE'S NOT EVEN-- 130 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:13,186 - HERE YOU GO, BUDDY. HE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 131 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:14,755 HUH? [laughs] 132 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:17,157 YOU'RE RIGHT. DON'T TELL HIM THAT. 133 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:18,726 - HERE, MR. WIGGLEPLIX. 134 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,394 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SOY LOAF? 135 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:23,130 - OTIS, NO! MR. WIGGLEPLIX HAS A SOY ALLERGY. 136 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,399 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, MAKE HIM SICK? 137 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:26,900 - OTIS! - HOW COULD YOU? 138 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,436 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - DUDE, YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE. 139 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,237 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GUYS EAT. 140 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:32,440 I'LL GO SET UP FOR OUR DANCE PARTY. 141 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:35,175 - YES, PERHAPS THAT WOULD BE BEST. 142 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:36,944 - [imitating] "PERHAPS THAT WOULD BE BEST. 143 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,012 HEE HEE HEE, I'M PIG." 144 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:41,682 - SO, PIG, HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND MR. WIGGLEPLIX BEEN FRIENDS? 145 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:45,018 - OH, WELL, THAT'S KIND OF A LONG, INVOLVED STORY, 146 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,520 SO I'LL TELL IT. 147 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:49,390 WE WERE BOTH IN PARIS ON STUDENT VISAS. 148 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:52,926 THE JACARANDAS WERE JUST BEGINNING TO BLOOM. 149 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,529 - OTIS, I KNOW THIS IS HARD, BUT YOU'RE DOING A GOOD THING. 150 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,130 - WELL, HE IS MY FRIEND. 151 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,266 SO HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU THINK BEFORE HE GROWS OUT OF IT? 152 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,369 - ACCORDING TO THE BOOK, FOUR TO SIX YEARS. 153 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:02,836 - WHA? 154 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:10,077 - AND WE BOTH REACHED FOR THE BLUEBERRY JUICE 155 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,445 AT THE SAME TIME! 156 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:12,813 [laughter] 157 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,615 [all gasp] 158 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:20,454 MR. WIGGLEPLIX, NOOOOO! 159 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,289 [Taps playing] 160 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:25,092 [Pig crying] 161 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:31,832 - FRIENDS, WE'RE GATHERED HERE TO REMEMBER MR. WIGGLEPLIX. 162 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,867 HE LIVED A RICH, FULL LIFE 163 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:36,570 UNTIL OTIS CRUSHED HIM WITH AN ANVIL. 164 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:37,805 - I DIDN'T! GRR! 165 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,540 - OTIS, SINCE YOU OFFED HIM, 166 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,709 MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS. 167 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,310 - UM, YEAH, THOSE WORDS WOULD BE "NO." 168 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:46,313 - [sobbing] 169 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:47,648 - OTIS, YOU'VE GOT TO. 170 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:49,249 IT SAYS SO IN WHAT TO DO 171 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:50,918 AT YOUR FRIEND'S IMAGINARY FRIEND'S FUNERAL. 172 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,720 - OH, OKAY, FINE. 173 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:56,957 UH, MR. WIGGLEPLIX WAS TRANSPARENT. 174 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,828 I, FOR ONE, WILL NEVER FORGET HOW I WAS NEVER ABLE TO SEE 175 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:02,996 ANY TYPE OF PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION 176 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:06,867 OF THIS, UH, GIANT TOP-HATTED KOALA. 177 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:10,838 - HEDGEHOG! HE WAS A GIANT HEDGEHOG! 178 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,172 - WELL, DRAW BETTER. 179 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:13,774 - NICE, OTIS. 180 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,008 - YEAH, FIRST YOU OFF HIS FRIEND; 181 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,710 THEN YOU CALL HIM A FILTHY KOALA. 182 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,712 - OH, OKAY, FIRST I NEVER SAID, "FILTHY." 183 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,214 AND, SECOND, HE DOES NOT EXIST! 184 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,850 - POOR PIG. 185 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,185 HE'LL PROBABLY NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS HORRIBLE TRAUMA. 186 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:26,554 - OH, COME ON; THREE DAYS FROM NOW, 187 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,221 I'M SURE HE'LL BE BACK TO HIS OLD PIGGY SELF. 188 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,659 - [sobbing] 189 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,661 - WOW, HE IS STILL GOING. 190 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,829 - SURE IS. - HE CAN REALLY CRY. - THAT HAS GOT TO BE A RECORD. 191 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,765 - THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO TO FIX THIS. 192 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:38,966 - WELL, IN HOW TO HELP YOUR FRIEND 193 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:40,534 THROUGH THE MOURNING PROCESS 194 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,636 WHEN HIS IMAGINARY FRIEND GETS CRUSHED BY AN ANVIL, 195 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:45,205 IT SAYS THAT SOMEBODY SHOULD DRESS UP LIKE MR. WIGGLEPLIX 196 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:47,475 SO PIG CAN HAVE CLOSURE ON THE RELATIONSHIP. 197 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,477 - YEAH, WELL, GOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEONE WILLING 198 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:51,845 TO DRESS UP AS A GIANT HEDGEHOG WITH A STUPID HAT-- 199 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,380 - IT SAYS YOU SHOULD DO IT. 200 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:55,483 - AHH! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE BOOKS? 201 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:58,619 - OH, MR. WIGGLEPLIX. 202 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,053 I MISS YOU. 203 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,956 SOMETIMES I EVEN THINK I HEAR YOUR TINY BICYCLE. 204 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,558 [bicycle bell rings] 205 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,226 HUH? 206 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,729 [ringing continues] 207 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,833 [gasps] MR. WIGGLEPLIX! 208 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,067 YOU'RE ALIVE! 209 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,569 - [with Australian accent] SO I AM. 210 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:18,005 TURNS OUT YOUR FRIEND OTIS JUST KNOCKED THE WIND 211 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,272 OUT OF ME GULLET. 212 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,974 - HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE? 213 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,142 - MY VOICE? UM... 214 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:23,644 [in screechy voice] HOW'S THIS, THEN? 215 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:25,245 - OOH, NOW IT'S TOO SQUEAKY. 216 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:26,146 - [in high-pitched voice] BETTER? 217 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,380 - YOU'RE NOT A GIRL. 218 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:28,916 - [in nasal voice] HOW ABOUT THIS ONE, SEE? 219 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,951 - UGH! 220 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:32,185 - [with lisp] HOW ABOUT NOW? 221 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,386 - THAT'S THE ONE! 222 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:34,655 GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, BUDDY. 223 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:36,256 OH, GIVE ME A HUG! 224 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:38,425 I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 225 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,894 HEY, LET'S SING THE BEST FRIENDS SONG WE WROTE. 226 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,830 - THAT OLD CHESTNUT? 227 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,765 - * OH, YOU'RE MY BESTEST BUDDY * 228 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:46,433 * THE GREATEST IN THE LAND * 229 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:47,901 * I'M STUCK TO YOU LIKE PUTTY * 230 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,202 - * STUCK, PUTTY! * 231 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,138 - * YOU'RE ALMOST LIKE A BROTHER * 232 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,707 * OUR FUN WILL NEVER END * 233 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:56,009 * YOU'RE MY BUD, MY CHUM, MY NUMBER ONE * 234 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,845 * MY VERY BESTEST FRIEND * 235 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,212 SECOND VERSE! 236 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,848 - NO, NO, NO. THAT'S OKAY. 237 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,751 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: STOP SINGING! 238 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,419 - OKAY; HEY, LET'S DO ALL THE FUN FRIENDSHIP STUFF WE MISSED 239 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:08,055 WHILE YOU WEREN'T ALIVE. 240 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,390 - OH, THAT SOUNDS EXHAUSTING. 241 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:11,925 WELL, LET'S GET TO IT. 242 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,961 - * SUNSHINY DAY * 243 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,396 * THE BIRDS ARE A-TWEETING * 244 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:19,299 * SO LET'S GET SMILING * 245 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:20,668 * I'M HEADING OUT * 246 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:23,136 * MY BEST FRIEND, I'LL BE MEETING * 247 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:26,239 * AND WE'LL BE SMILING * 248 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:29,610 * LIFE'S A BOWL OF CHERRIES WHEN WE CAN PLAY TOGETHER * 249 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:32,913 * A HAPPY LITTLE RAINBOW HANGING OVER OUR HEADS * 250 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,381 * LA LA LA LA... * 251 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:38,185 - OH, MR. WIGGLEPLIX, THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST DAY EVER. 252 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,787 LET'S DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW. 253 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,855 - UH, I HAVE TO CHECK MY CALENDAR-- 254 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,591 - AND THE DAY AFTER THAT AND THE DAY AFTER THAT 255 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:44,658 TIMES INFINITY! 256 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:45,926 - WHOA, WHOA! TAKE IT EASY. 257 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:47,460 UH, ACTUALLY, PIG, 258 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:49,730 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 259 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:50,998 I, UM... 260 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,601 I HAVE TO GO FAR, FAR AWAY. 261 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,335 - GO AWAY? WHERE? 262 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:58,071 - TO A MAGICAL LAND OF... 263 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,773 MAGICALNESS. 264 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,208 - GREAT! I'LL GO WITH YOU. 265 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:02,109 - WHA? 266 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,143 - I'LL GO PACK. 267 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,678 AW, MR. WIGGLEPLIX, 268 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:07,414 WE'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER. 269 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,782 - OH, POOP. 270 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,984 - OTIS, WHY DID YOU TELL PIG YOU'RE LEAVING? 271 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,186 - I DON'T KNOW. I COULDN'T TAKE ANY MORE. I PANICKED. 272 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,321 ABBY, WHAT DOES THE BOOK SAY? 273 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,089 - THERE IS NO BOOK FOR THIS. 274 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,457 - NO! 275 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,026 - BUT THERE'S A MAGAZINE ARTICLE. 276 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,394 IT'S CALLED WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR PLAN TO DRESS UP 277 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,396 LIKE YOU FRIEND'S IMAGINARY FRIEND GOES AWRY. 278 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,866 IT SAYS YOU HAVE TO DELIVER ON ALL YOUR PROMISES, 279 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:28,636 OR HE'LL BE EMOTIONALLY SCARRED FOREVER. 280 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:29,937 - YOU MEAN I HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE 281 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,039 IN A MAGICAL LAND WITH PIG? 282 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,274 - WE'LL MISS YOU. - TAKE CARE, BIG GUY. - YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. 283 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:35,643 - I PACK LIGHT. 284 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,444 MOST MAGICAL LANDS ARE CLOTHING-OPTIONAL. 285 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:38,812 - THAT'S IT. NO, I'M DONE. 286 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,648 I'M FINISHED. I CAN'T DO THIS. 287 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,650 - MR. WIGGLEPLIX, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 288 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,985 - PIG, I AM NOT MR. WIGGLEPLIX. 289 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,655 I'M OTIS. THERE IS NO MR. WIGGLE-- 290 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:50,023 OH, THAT WAS WEIRD. 291 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,759 AH, THIS IS ALSO WEIRD! 292 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,127 WHOA! AH! 293 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,362 OH! 294 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,197 - OKAY, THIS IS PRETTY MESSED UP RIGHT HERE. 295 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,932 - MR. WIGGLEPLIX, NO! 296 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,267 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? 297 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,811 - [coughing] 298 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,345 all: MR. WIGGLEPLIX? 299 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:16,984 - MR. WIGGLEPLIX, LET GO OF HIM. PLEASE! 300 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,151 - [with lisp] BUT, PIG, 301 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,654 THIS SAUCY COW WAS IMPERSONATING ME. 302 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,389 - WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE REAL? 303 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,391 - OF COURSE HE'S REAL. 304 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,795 HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN AND HEARD BY THOSE WHO TRULY BELIEVE. 305 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,462 OR WHEN FLOUR IS POURED ON HIM. 306 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,264 - ALL I KNOW IS, WE WERE HAVING A LOVELY DINNER, 307 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,400 AND THEN, HOOPITY POOPITY, 308 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,936 I'M WAKING UP IN A SHALLOW GRAVE. 309 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,570 - WHOOPSIE. - POOR GUY. - COULDN'T FIND A PULSE. 310 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,273 - FORTUNATELY, I WAS ABLE TO CLAW MY WAY TO THE SURFACE, 311 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,009 AND HERE I AM. 312 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,111 - PIG, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU. 313 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,445 CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? 314 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:46,947 - OF COURSE I CAN'T. 315 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,382 BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MR. WIGGLEPLIX IS ALIVE 316 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:52,219 AND WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER. 317 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:55,923 - THE THING ABOUT THAT IS, PIG, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU. 318 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,191 MY COMPANY'S TRANSFERRING ME TO ST. LOUIS. 319 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,260 - ST. LOUIS? IS THERE MAGIC THERE? 320 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,494 - I'M AFRAID NOT. 321 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:02,562 - THEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 322 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:03,596 GOOD LUCK, MY FRIEND. 323 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:04,865 - AND TO YOU. 324 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,333 WELL, I'D BETTER BE OFF. 325 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:09,502 I'VE GOT A LONG INVISIBLE BIKE RIDE AHEAD OF ME. 326 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,338 TOOTLE-LEE-LOO. 327 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,340 - OKAY, TAKE CARE! 328 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,208 - SORRY YOU GOT BURIED ALIVE! 329 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,844 - GOOD-BYE, MR. WIGGLEPLIX! 330 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:20,080 - DON'T FORGET TO WRITE. - I LOVE YOU. 331 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,448 - YOU OKAY, PIG? 332 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,850 - GUESS YOU'RE GONNA MISS HIM, HUH? 333 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:26,086 - WELL, YOU KNOW, TIME HEALS ALL...WHATEVER. 334 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,220 SO WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 335 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,655 - HA HA! 336 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,523 WELL, LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL. 337 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,059 - IT SURE IS. 338 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,427 RIGHT, SKIPPY THE MAGICAL PORPOISE? 339 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,495 - OH, RIGHT. 340 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,765 [all laughing] 341 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,366 - OH, YEAH. - GOOD. 342 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,368 [chiming] 343 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,970 - I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS, FREDDY. 344 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,371 - YOU SEE THEM TOO? 345 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,538 OH, WHAT A RELIEF! 346 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,008 [both laughing] 347 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,260 - AND THAT'S WHY WE NEED INFRASTRUCTURE OUTLAYS 348 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,529 TO KEEP OUR FISCAL HOUSE IN ORDER. 349 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:10,998 - INTERESTING. BIGFOOT? 350 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,432 - [roars] 351 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,934 - NO, BIGFOOT, NO! 352 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,636 [people screaming] 353 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:19,006 - HA HA, I LOVE CURRENT EVENTS. 354 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,841 - I LOVE SCALP MASSAGE. 355 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,676 - NO ONE CARES. 356 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,979 - WE INTERRUPT MEET PRESS AND SMASH WITH BIGFOOT 357 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,848 FOR THIS BREAKING NEWS. 358 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:31,051 - HILLY BURFORD HERE WITH A FAST-BREAKING STORY. 359 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,920 FOUR CROOKS WEARING ANIMAL MASKS 360 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,722 HAVE JUST ROBBED THE TOWN JEWELRY STORE. 361 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,925 MARTY, LET'S ROLL THAT FOOTAGE. 362 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,960 OKAY, I'LL ROLL IT NOW. 363 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:43,463 LET'S SEE; THERE'S A COW, A CUTE LITTLE PIGGY, A DUCK, 364 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,332 AND A SORT OF MARMOSET-LOOKING GUY. 365 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,368 WOW, THAT'S SOME WILD STUFF. IT'S LIKE A ZOO. 366 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,103 - SWEET CUD! - I KNOW. 367 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,205 THOSE GUYS ARE INCREDIBLY HANDSOME. 368 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,342 - THE SUSPECTS WERE LAST SEEN HEADED DOWN ROUTE ONE, 369 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,945 WITH OFFICER FRED IN PURSUIT. 370 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,580 - OTIS, THOSE CROOKS ARE GONNA HEAD RIGHT PAST THE BARNYARD! 371 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,615 - IT'S OUR DUTY AS GOOD CITIZENS TO STOP 'EM. 372 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:03,683 LET'S GO HEAD THEM OFF. 373 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,385 [all agreeing] 374 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,387 - AND THIS WOULD BE THE TIME TO DO THAT. 375 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,257 - OH, YOU MEAN NOW. - LET'S DO IT. - OH, YOU MEAN NOW. 376 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:14,161 [siren wailing] 377 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,063 - YEAH, GERTIE, I'M IN PURSUIT OF THE SUSPECTS. 378 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,764 I'M ACTUALLY DRIVING PRETTY FAST. 379 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,867 GETTING A LITTLE CARSICK. 380 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,635 - I THINK HE'S GETTING CARSICK. 381 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,204 HANG ON. 382 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,510 - FREDDY, PECK, BLOW UP THIS SECTION OF THE ROAD. 383 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,112 PIG, ABBY, LAY DOWN THAT BARBED WIRE. 384 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,247 PIP, YOU SHOUT "CAR" WHEN YOU SPOT THE CROOKS. 385 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,448 - CAR! - YES, THAT'S GOOD. 386 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,616 ONLY WITH MORE URGENCY. 387 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:37,885 - CAR! - GOOD. 388 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,419 NOW, I REALLY FELT LIKE YOU MEANT THAT ONE. 389 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,454 LIKE, I BELIEVED--- OH, CAR! 390 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:42,990 [all screaming] 391 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,164 - GRAB THE JEWELS, AND LET'S GO. 392 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,471 - YOU CAN'T GET AWAY THAT EASILY. 393 00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,739 - ACTUALLY, THEY ARE GETTING AWAY. 394 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,008 - YEAH, BUT NOT EASILY. 395 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,375 IT'S REALLY HARD TO STEER THOSE THINGS. 396 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,944 THERE'S A LOT OF UPPER-BODY STRENGTH INVOLVED. 397 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,078 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WIND IS LIKE-- 398 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,446 - OTIS, THEY DROPPED SOME OF THE LOOT. 399 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,915 - CHECK OUT THEIR LICENSE PLATE. 400 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,316 "I LOVE CRIME." 401 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,750 - I LOVE SHINY THINGS. 402 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:11,919 - AGAIN, NOBODY CARES. 403 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,120 - GOOD WORK, GUYS. 404 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,922 OUR MEN IN BLUE WILL BE PRETTY IMPRESSED 405 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,489 WHEN THEY SEE THE AMAZING JOB WE DID HERE. 406 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,790 - FREEZE, DIRTBAGS! 407 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,759 - WOW, YOU REALLY MISSED THAT CALL. 408 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:20,961 - NOBODY MOVE! 409 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,529 I GOT A TASER, AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 410 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,597 SEE, WHAT YOU DO IS, YOU MAKE SURE THE BATTERY'S CHARGED, 411 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:25,933 AND THEN YOU JUST PUSH 412 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,635 THIS LITTLE GREEN BUTTON RIGHT HERE, AND THEN-- 413 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,670 OH, BOY, THAT'S-- YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL, MAN. 414 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:31,939 - OH, HEY, OFFICER. 415 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,207 FUNNY STORY. YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THIS. 416 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,044 [laughs] WE'RE NOT REALLY THE CROOKS. 417 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,445 - YEAH, RIGHT. 418 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,547 I SUPPOSE YOU'RE ACTUAL TALKING BARNYARD ANIMALS. 419 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,050 BOY, YOU GUYS REALLY WENT ALL OUT WITH THE ANIMAL COSTUMES. 420 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:47,220 WHAT'S THIS, GLUED ON? 421 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,989 YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING AT HARD TIME, 422 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,958 AND BY THAT, I MEAN PRISON, THE HOOSEGOW, 423 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,026 HOTEL GRAYBAR, JAILYTOWN. 424 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,095 I MADE THAT LAST ONE UP. - I LIKE IT. 425 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,829 - UH, CAN YOU GIVE US A MOMENT? 426 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,198 - YEAH, SURE. NO PROBLEM. 427 00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,967 * DOO DOO, DOO-DOO DOO DOO * 428 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,334 - OTIS, WHAT DO WE DO? 429 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,702 HE'S GOING TO THROW THE BOOK AT US. 430 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,171 - SEE, I'M NOT WORRIED. 431 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,738 LET'S JUST DO WHAT HE SAYS, AND I'M SURE 432 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:09,176 THIS WHOLE COMICAL MISTAKE WILL BLOW OVER IN NO TIME. 433 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,511 - AND BY "NO TIME," YOU MEAN 20 TO 30 YEARS? 434 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,013 - EXACTLY. 435 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,348 - LOOK AT US, CHAINED TOGETHER LIKE COMMON CRIMINALS. 436 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,816 THIS IS TERRIBLE! 437 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:20,020 - I KNOW. I NEED PRIVACY WHEN I MAKE NUMBER THREE. 438 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,388 - NUMBER THREE? WHAT IN THE WORLD IS-- 439 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,522 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 440 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,590 - GUYS, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE 441 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:24,992 SO WE CAN FIND THE REAL CROOKS. 442 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,995 LET'S MAKE A RUN FOR THE FENCE. GO! 443 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,364 I SHOULD HAVE ORGANIZED THAT BETTER. 444 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,799 - MORNING, EVERYONE. 445 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,401 I'M YOUR ARRESTING OFFICER, 446 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,736 AND DUE TO BUDGET CONSTRAINTS, I'M ALSO YOUR WARDEN. 447 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,305 YOU MAY ADDRESS ME AS "FRED." 448 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,706 all: HI, FRED. 449 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,574 - AND THIS IS SEYMOUR, AN UNPAID INTERN. 450 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,043 HE HELPS OUT WITH THE GUARDING. 451 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,545 - HEY, GUYS. [electricity crackling] 452 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,780 - NOW, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'LL BE RUNNING THINGS 453 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,849 IN STRICT ACCORDANCE WITH THE PRISON HANDBOOK. 454 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,118 - LOOK, FRED, THIS IS CRAZY. 455 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,419 DON'T WE EVEN GET A TRIAL? 456 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,553 - THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 457 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,088 LET ME JUST CHECK THE BOOK HERE. 458 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,157 UH, OKAY, BOOK SAYS... 459 00:15:57,224 --> 00:16:00,060 "SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, INMATE! YOU'RE MINE NOW!" 460 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,262 WOW, THAT SEEMS KIND OF HARSH. 461 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,563 ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? 462 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,232 - UH, YES. WHEN'S STORY TIME? 463 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,933 - OKAY, NO MORE QUESTIONS. 464 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,138 - OTIS, THIS IS HORRIBLE. 465 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,772 - YEAH, HOW LONG 466 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,807 DO WE HAVE TO KEEP BREAKING BIG ROCKS INTO TINY ROCKS 467 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,809 AND THEN GLUING THEM BACK TOGETHER INTO BIG ROCKS? 468 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,145 - PIG, THAT CHAIN REALLY DOESN'T FIT YOU. 469 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,546 YOU COULD JUST GO HOME. 470 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,715 - NAH, I KIND OF WANT TO SEE HOW THIS TURNS OUT. 471 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,417 - GUYS, I PROMISE WE WILL GET OUT OF HERE, 472 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:28,255 OR MY NAME ISN'T INMATE NUMBER 7549QX5. 473 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,157 IN THE MEANTIME, WE GOT TO STAY STRONG. 474 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,059 WE HAVE TO SURVIVE! 475 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,061 - I KNOW; LET'S SING AN OLD-FASHIONED WORK SONG 476 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,063 TO LIFT OUR SPIRITS. 477 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,431 - GREAT IDEA. HEY, OTIS, LEAD US OFF. 478 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,368 - WELL, I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, BUT I'LL GIVE IT A TRY. 479 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,436 [to tune of There's No Business Like Show Business] 480 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,439 * THERE'S NO SMASHIN' LIKE ROCK SMASHIN' * 481 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,509 * WHEN YOU'RE THROWN INTO JAIL * 482 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,079 - * THERE'S NO BETTER WAY TO SPEND YOUR YARD TIME * 483 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,647 - * I JUST THINK IT'S NICE TO HAVE A GOAL * 484 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,084 - * NEVER THOUGHT THAT I'D BE DOING HARD TIME * 485 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,886 all: * BUT NOW WE'RE LIVING IN THE HOLE * 486 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,921 - * JUST LOOK AT IT LIKE WE DO * 487 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:05,658 * AND THIS PLACE ISN'T SO BAD * 488 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,860 - * JAIL IS AWESOME IF YOU WANT TO LEARN A CRIME * 489 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,229 - * THE STRIPES ARE SLIMMING * 490 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,763 - * THE FOOD'S SUBLIME * 491 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,200 - * TODAY I WORKED 12 HOURS, AND I MADE A DIME * 492 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,635 all: * ONE-MILLIONTH OF OUR BAIL * 493 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:20,373 * IT'S FUN BEING IN JAIL * 494 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,109 * * 495 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,143 [whistle blows] 496 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,744 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH. 497 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,546 LOOKS TO ME LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES 498 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,748 A LOT OF SINGING AND DANCING AND NOT ENOUGH ROCK CRACKING. 499 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,350 SO ACCORDING TO THE MANUAL, 500 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,219 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE BOX. 501 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,420 - OH, YOU MEAN A GIFT? 502 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,987 OH, I HOPE IT'S A PONY. 503 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,124 - YEAH, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A PONY. 504 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:42,129 [all arguing] 505 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,363 - THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE ROOM. 506 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,864 - OTIS, WE GOT TO BUST OUT OF THIS PRISON. 507 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,533 - I KNOW, BUT THESE THINGS TAKE PLANNING. 508 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,201 WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR JUST THE RIGHT TIME. 509 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,436 - I'M GONNA GO NUMBER THREE. 510 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,670 - OKAY, IT'S THE RIGHT TIME. 511 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,305 HERE'S THE PLAN. 512 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,807 [whispering] PRISON WHISPER, PRISON WHISPER, PRISON WHISPER. 513 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:58,578 - I RECKON A NIGHT IN THE BOX MUST HAVE BROKEN THEIR SPIRITS. 514 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:01,548 all: * FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD WARDEN * 515 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,251 * WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY * 516 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,518 [cheering] 517 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,687 - OH, GOSH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 518 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,157 I'M OKAY. 519 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,458 - THERE, THERE, TIGER. 520 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,059 JUST OUR WAY OF SAYING THANKS 521 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,994 FOR THE CHAINS AND BACK-BREAKING LABOR. 522 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,330 NOW, CLOSE YOUR EYES, COUNT TO 7,000, 523 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,031 AND WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR PRESENT. 524 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,168 - YOU KNOW, FOR A BUNCH OF THIEVING LOWLIFES, 525 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,035 YOU GUYS ARE ALL RIGHT. 526 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,871 ONE, TWO... 527 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,440 - UH, ARE YOU SURE THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA? 528 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,808 - CLOSE YOUR EYES, SEYMOUR. 529 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,177 THREE... 530 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,912 - [together] FOUR, FIVE, SIX... 531 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,416 - GOOD WORK, GUYS. 532 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,818 NOW WE CAN FIND THE REAL CROOKS AND CLEAR OUR NAMES. 533 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,320 - HOW WE GONNA DO THAT? - PIECE OF CAKE. 534 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,888 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS FIND A COMPUTER 535 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,890 AND TRACE THE OWNER OF THAT "I LOVE CRIME" LICENSE PLATE. 536 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,659 THIS WAY! 537 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,461 [all arguing] 538 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,197 - GET OFF OF ME! 539 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,432 - [together] 6,999... 540 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,367 7,000! 541 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,403 - SWEET ONIONS, THEY'RE GONE! 542 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,406 THIS IS GONNA LOOK BAD ON YOUR REPORT. 543 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,942 - [grunting] 544 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,412 UH, GUYS, A LITTLE FOOT ACTION, PLEASE? 545 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,414 - ONE SEC, OTIS. 546 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,081 GIN! 547 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,584 [percussive music] 548 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,521 [dogs howling and barking] 549 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,356 - OH, NO, HE'S GOT HOUND DOGS! 550 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,258 - SOUNDS LIKE SEVEN OF THEM, MAYBE EIGHT. 551 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,259 POSSIBLY NINE. 552 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,260 NO, WAIT, IT'S TEN. 553 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,461 COULD BE 11. 554 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,629 12 IS A NUMBER. 555 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:25,498 [dogs howling] 556 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,268 - [sniffing] 557 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,803 OH, DO I REALLY HAVE TO DO THIS? 558 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,705 - YOU WANT THOSE COLLEGE CREDITS, NOW, DON'T YOU? 559 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,541 KEEP SNIFFING! 560 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,712 - HEY, IT'S MRS. BEADY'S HOUSE. 561 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,047 - I KNOW. SHE HAS A COMPUTER. 562 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,250 - OTIS, SHE'LL NEVER LET US IN HER HOUSE. 563 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,117 - OR WILL SHE? 564 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,620 [doorbell rings] 565 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,155 [in high-pitched voice] MEGAMAIDS! 566 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,923 - WHAT? I DON'T NEED MEGAMAIDS. 567 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,892 MY HOUSE IS IMPECCABLE. 568 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:53,960 - IS THAT DUST? 569 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,395 - [gasps] WHERE? 570 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,265 - [coughs] 571 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,032 ACHOO! 572 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,668 - DON'T WORRY; WE'RE ON THE CASE. 573 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,936 - WE'RE MAIDS. - WE LIVE TO CLEAN. - CLEANY, CLEANY! 574 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,609 [glass shattering] 575 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,378 - OH! OH, MY. 576 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,779 THERE'S SO MANY OF YOU. 577 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,014 AND YOU'RE ALL CHAINED TOGETHER. 578 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,250 - YES, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: 579 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,818 CHAIN THE MAIDS, SHACKLE THE BUTLER. 580 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:19,952 [laughs] 581 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,721 - THEY DO? - STOP TALKING. 582 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,356 - OTIS, THERE'S THE COMPUTER. 583 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,192 - LOG ON. WE'LL CLEAN AROUND YOU. 584 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,262 OH, MY, THIS COMPUTER AREA IS DISGUSTINGLY FILTHY. 585 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,564 YOU ARE A VERY DIRTY WOMAN. 586 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,866 - OTIS, LOOK. A MATCH FOR "I LOVE CRIME." 587 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,201 AND HERE'S AN ADDRESS. 588 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,036 - GOOD WORK-- [clears throat] GOOD WORK, ABBY. 589 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,538 NOW CHECK MY FANTASY BASEBALL ACCOUNT. 590 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,106 [dogs howling and barking] 591 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,574 - IT'S WARDEN FRED. HE FOUND US. 592 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,842 - OUT THE BACK! FAST! 593 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:43,976 THERE, ALL CLEAN. 594 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,612 FIRST VISIT'S FREE. TA-TA! 595 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,314 - WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 596 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,148 CAN YOU COME BACK THURSDAY? 597 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,617 [doorbell rings] 598 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,019 [knocking at door] 599 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,154 - THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS, MA'AM. 600 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,690 CAN MY INTERN SMELL YOU? 601 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,461 - THERE IT IS, GUYS: THE JEWEL THIEVES' HIDEOUT. 602 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:02,729 IT'S GOING TO BE A FIERCE BATTLE. 603 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:03,696 PECK MAY NOT SURVIVE. 604 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,997 - WHAT? 605 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,866 - BUT WE'VE GOT TO RISK IT. CHARGE! 606 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,501 [all yelling] 607 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,738 [all groaning] 608 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,341 [light jazz music playing] 609 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,775 - HELLO. 610 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,710 - UH, OTIS? 611 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,512 I THINK THIS IS A RETIREMENT HOME. 612 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,180 - OH, NO, WE GOT THE ADDRESS WRONG. 613 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,582 - NOW WHAT DO WE DO? 614 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,517 - IS THERE TIME FOR A QUICK GAME OF BINGO? 615 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,053 - OH, GOOD IDEA. - SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. - I'M IN. B6. 616 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,655 - HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 617 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,690 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ALL GOING BACK TO THE SLAMMER 618 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,625 TO DO A HARD NICKLE ON PERP ALLEY. 619 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,227 - UH, I'M NOT FOLLOWING. 620 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:36,195 - YOU'RE GOING BACK TO JAIL. 621 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,364 - AH, OKEY DOKE. 622 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:38,798 - SONNY? 623 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:41,067 - AUNT SUKI? 624 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,970 - IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU CAME TO VISIT. 625 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,104 - I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 626 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:46,373 I'M PULLING A LOT OF EXTRA SHIFTS. 627 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,940 - WAIT A MINUTE. 628 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,978 [cash register dings] 629 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,913 - WELL, I'M JUST GLAD THAT-- 630 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,382 - THINK FAST, OLDIE! 631 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:56,849 [all gasp] 632 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:57,850 - [snores] 633 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,018 - AHA! 634 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,020 I THOUGHT WRINKLES HERE WAS WEARING 635 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,455 A LITTLE TOO MUCH JEWELRY. 636 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,123 HERE'S YOUR THIEF, WARDEN. 637 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:06,025 - AND HERE'S HER ACCOMPLICES. 638 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,760 - BUT WHY, AUNT SUKI? 639 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,061 - I THINK I CAN ANSWER THAT. 640 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,497 IT'S BECAUSE SHE MISSED YOU. 641 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,399 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FACEBAGS? 642 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:15,435 - IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO GET YOU HERE, SWEETIE. 643 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,704 - AW, I'M SORRY, AUNT SUKI. 644 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,539 WE'LL NEVER BE APART AGAIN. 645 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,842 TAKE 'EM AWAY, SEYMOUR. 646 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,411 AND GIVE AUNT SUKI CELL NUMBER FIVE; 647 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,512 THAT'S GOT THE VIEW. 648 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,946 - OH, NO, IT'S MY THIRD STRIKE. 649 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,782 - THANKS, NUMBER 7549QX5. 650 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,118 YOU'VE BROUGHT ME AND MY OLD AUNTIE TOGETHER AGAIN. 651 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,586 - YEAH, THAT'S GREAT. VERY HAPPY FOR YOU. 652 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,422 UH, NOW, YOU GOT THE KEYS TO THOSE CHAINS? 653 00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:37,223 - SORRY, BUDGET CUTS. NO KEYS. 654 00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:38,858 ANYWAY, LOVE YOU GUYS. LATER. 655 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,226 - NO KEYS? 656 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,994 OTIS, WE CAN'T STAY SHACKLED LIKE THIS. 657 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:42,995 - DON'T WORRY, ABBY. 658 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,431 WE JUST HAVE TO STAY STRONG. 659 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:47,066 WE WILL SURVIVE...AGAIN! 660 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,871 - I STILL HAVE TO GO NUMBER THREE. 661 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,339 - THAT'S STILL DISTURBING! 662 00:22:57,444 --> 00:23:00,112 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com