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I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS,
DUKE, I'LL BE BACK.

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CLEAR!

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ALL RIGHT!

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"RAT-ABUNGA!"

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Man: * FROM THE HAYSTACKS
UP TO THE HILLTOPS *

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* WE GO ON DANCING...

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* ...THROUGH THE NIGHT

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OW, OW, OK, OW.

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OW!

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WHOO!

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* DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER, NOW

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* GONNA PARTY NOW
TILL THE MORNING LIGHT *

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* DO-SI-DO
AND DON'T YOU KNOW *

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* IT'S JUST THE WAY
WE ANIMALS ROLL. *

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HA-HA!

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Tonight on "The Goraldo Factor."

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Are aliens raiding
your refrigerator?

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The answer may surprise you.

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OH, GORALDO, I COULD LOSE MYSELF
IN YOUR MOUSTACHE.

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Chorus: * Tapeworms,
we're the tapeworms *

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WHAT IN THE...?

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Audience: Wheel...
of... Noodles!

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WHY IS IT DOING THAT,
WHERE IS MY CHANNEL CLICKER?

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I LOVE WATCHING TV
AT MRS. BEADY'S HOUSE.

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OH, HEY, WHO'S UP
FOR "HAYWATCH"?

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NOT ME, I WANT TO WATCH
"THE AMAZING RAT RACE."

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OH, BUT
"THE SWEATY CHEF" IS ON.

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WHAT ABOUT GORALDO'S
STARTLING EXPOSÉ?

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GUYS, THOSE SHOWS
ARE FESTIVALS OF STINK.

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YOU CLEARLY DON'T HAVE MY
DISCERNING EYE FOR QUALITY TV,
NOW LET ME CHOOSE.

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DENIED... OH-OOH-OOH.

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OH, OH, YOU WANT TO
PLAY KEEP

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I'M THE KAISER OF KEEP-AWAY.

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OOH, TOO SLOW.
HEY...

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HEADS UP.

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UH, OH...

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WHOA, THAT'S MINE.

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WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE?

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IT'S THOSE TALKING ANIMALS,
RIGHT IN MY BACKYARD.

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WHAT DO I DO?

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Goraldo: Remember, if you have
shocking video tape

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Call our shocking video hotline,
do it now.

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GUYS, COME ON, I'M MISSING
"SPIEL OR NO SPIEL."

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OH, FORGET IT, OTIS, YOU'LL
NEVER GET THIS THING BACK.

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OH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, PIG...

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OH, LOOK OVER THERE,
IT'S A MAGICAL UNICORN!

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WHAT, WHERE?

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HA, I GOT IT.

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Beady: AND I'VE GOT YOU...

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ON VIDEOTAPE.

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AND WHEN THE WORLD SEES
THIS TAPE ON THE GORALDO SHOW

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EVERYONE WILL FINALLY KNOW
THAT I'M... NOT... CRAZY.

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I'M NOT A,
YOU KNOW, NUT-ROLL

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I'M NOT A KOOKY
CUCKOO-CUCKOO COCOA.

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SHE'S GOING TO
EXPOSE US ON GORALDO.

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WE'RE DOOMED.

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THERE IS NO UNICORN, IS THERE?

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NICE GOING, DUMB-DUMB.

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'CAUSE OF YOU, WE'RE ALL GONNA
HAVE TO MOVE TO THE YUKON.

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I CAN'T MOVE TO THE YUKON.

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I'LL BE DEVOURED BY
GRIZZLY BEARS.

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EH, THE WOLVERINES WILL PROBABLY
GET YOU FIRST.

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GOOD POINT.

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OH, STILL, I HATE MOVING.

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RELAX, DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK
MRS. BEADY'S TAPE IS GONNA
END UP ON TELEVISION?

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WE GOT A NEWS VAN.

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IT'S GORALDO.

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OH, MILK ME.

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NORA BEADY?

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Chorus: * MOUSTACHE

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Man: * AW, BABY

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I CAME AS SOON AS YOU CALLED.

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THIS COULD BE THE GREATEST STORY
OF MY CAREER.

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OH, GORALDO, YOUR MOUSTACHE IS
EVEN MORE LUXURIOUS IN PERSON.

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I'M FULLY AWARE OF THAT.

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LET'S SET UP,
WE GO LIVE IN ONE HOUR.

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HE SAYS THEY'RE GOING LIVE
IN ONE HOUR.

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YOU READ LIPS?

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OF COURSE, ALSO, I HAVE A HIDDEN
MICROPHONE IN HER GERANIUMS.

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MM, VERY CLEVER.

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WELL, THERE'S NO WAY
WE'RE GONNA BE EXPOSED BY SOME
HAIRY-LIPPED HACK.

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I SWEAR BY ALL
THAT'S RICH AND CREAMY,
HIS SHOW WILL NOT GO ON.

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BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PLAN.

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NO, I DO NOT.

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I'VE SINCE THOUGHT OF A PLAN.

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WE STEAL THE TAPE BACK?

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NO, BETTER.

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BY PLUGGING INTO
GORALDO'S NEWS VAN,
WE CAN PIRATE HIS SIGNAL.

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HE'LL THINK HE'S ON THE AIR,
BUT HE WILL BE WRONG.

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I KNOW I'LL BE SORRY I ASKED,
BUT WHAT WILL BE ON THE AIR?

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WE'LL DO OUR OWN TV SHOW.

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WE'LL STOP MRS. BEADY
AND FULFILL OUR DREAM OF
BEING BIG-TIME TV PRODUCERS.

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UH, COULDN'T WE JUST SNEAK INTO
HER HOUSE AND STEAL THE TAPE?

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SEE, THAT'S THE ATTITUDE
THAT'S KEPT YOU FROM BEING
A BIG-TIME TV PRODUCER.

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Cow: MAY I REMIND YOU
THAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
STAYING OFF VIDEOTAPE?

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WE'LL BE IN DISGUISE,
IT CAN'T FAIL.

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OR WE COULD JUST SNEAK INTO
HER HOUSE AND STEAL THE TAPE.

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I AM MUCH TOO
EXCITED TO HEAR YOU.

99
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NOW LET'S MOVE, PEOPLE,
WE GOT A SHOW TO PRODUCE.

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WE GO LIVE IN THREE MINUTES.

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OH, GORALDO, I'M SO EXCITED,
DO I LOOK ALL RIGHT?

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GORGEOUS... MAKEUP.

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MIGHTY MOUSE TO PAPA COW,
WE'RE HOOKED UP AND READY TO GO.

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COPY THAT, MIGHTY MOUSE.

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YOU KNOW, I'M RIGHT NEXT TO
THE HOUSE, I COULD PROBABLY
STEAL THE TAPE.

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OH, ,
YOU'RE BREAKING UP ,
GOTTA GO.

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THIS IS IT, PEOPLE,
MAKE ME PROUD.

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TONIGHT ON "THE GORALDO FACTOR,"
DO ANIMALS WALK AND TALK?

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LOCAL RESIDENT
NORA BEADY SAYS YES.

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LET'S GO RIGHT TO
HER SHOCKING VIDEO.

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WITH PLEASURE, GORALDO.

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HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO GORALDO?

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Cow: "THE GORALDO FACTOR"
WILL NOT BE SEEN TONIGHT.

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INSTEAD, PLEASE JOIN US FOR
"THE SLOBBERING GOURMETS."

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WITH YOUR HOSTS,
FREDDY AND PECK.

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HEY, EVERYBODY, SUMMER'S
JUST AROUND THE CORNER.

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AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS...

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FAT, SUNBURNED TOURISTS CROWDING
OUR NATION'S WATER PARKS?

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NO.

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LIGHT, REFRESHING SUMMER SALADS.

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MM-MM, SOUNDS SCRUMPTIOUS,
WHAT DO WE NEED, PECK?

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SIMPLY TOSS IN
FRESH STRAWBERRIES.

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UH-OH, OUT OF STRAWBERRIES.

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NO STRAWBERRIES, NO PROBLEM.

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SIMPLY USE
A COMMON SUBSTITUTION.

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LIKE RASPBERRIES, KIWIS...

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OR YOUR BEST FRIEND.

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OR

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SIMPLY TAKE YOUR BEST FRIEND
AND COAT HIM WITH
A FINE MIST OF OLIVE OIL.

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I, I DON'T IF I LIKE...

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ADD FLOUR.

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AND POUND HIM WITH
A MALLET UNTIL TENDER.

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OW, OW, OW.

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THIS IS GREAT.

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THE COOKING WILL BRING IN
THE STAY-AT-HOME MOMS

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AND THE POUNDING WILL
ATTRACT BULLIES SIX TO 12.

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NEXT, TOSS YOUR FRIEND INTO
THE SALAD BOWL.

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OR IF YOU HATE SALAD,
LIKE I DO

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JUST PLACE HIM DIRECTLY...
INTO YOUR GULLET.

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MM, THAT'S GOOD SALAD.

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Cow: FREDDY, YOU
SPIT HIM OUT RIGHT NOW.

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We'll be right back
after these messages.

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Cow: Get back here.

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Freddy: Get away,
my salad, mine.

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OK, that's mine, give me that...

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THERE IT IS, VIEWERS.

147
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BARN ANIMALS WALKING UPRIGHT
AND TALKING TRASH.

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THE ROOSTER AND THE FERRET
ARE BEST FRIENDS, GORALDO.

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THE GIRL COW IS KIND OF FRESH,
IF YOU ASK ME.

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AND DON'T GET ME STARTED
ON THE WISE-CRACKING MOUSE.

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BY MY LUSH AND CORPULENT
MOUSTACHE, THIS IS ASTOUNDING.

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UH, GUYS, IT'S THE NETWORK,
THEY SAY WE'RE NOT ON THE AIR.

153
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Both: WHAT?

154
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IT'S THOSE ANIMALS, GORALDO.

155
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THEY'VE BEEN SABOTAGING
THIS BROADCAST.

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THAT IS CLASSIC.

157
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We've had some technical
difficulties, but we're back
with "The Goraldo Factor."

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WHAT, WHAT HAPPENED,
WE STILL HAVEN'T DONE OUR
ICE-SKATING DETECTIVE SITCOM.

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OTIS, FORGET THAT,
THEY'RE BACK ON THE AIR.

160
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WE GOTTA GET OVER THERE AND GET
THAT TAPE BEFORE THEY PLAY IT.

161
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FINALLY, AN IDEA I CAN USE.

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PIP, GET ME
THE MASTER OF DISGUISE.

163
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NOT THE MASTER OF DISGUISE.

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I SAID THE MASTER OF DISGUISE.

165
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WHO'S THE MASTER OF DISGUISE?

166
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NORA, YOUR TALKING ANIMAL TAPE.

167
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IT'S REWOUND AND
READY TO GO, GORALDO.

168
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NOW WHAT?

169
00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,702
HELLO, I'M A TV REPAIR PIG,
UH, MAN.

170
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I CAME DOWN AS SOON AS I COULD.

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WHAT, UH, I DIDN'T
CALL ANY TV REPAIR...

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TRUST ME, I'M A PROFESSIONAL.

173
00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,944
SIR, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF
A LIVE BROADCAST.

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RELAX, THIS'LL ONLY
TAKE A MINUTE.

175
00:07:58,779 --> 00:07:59,913
NOW LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.

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UGH.
COME ON.

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00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:05,218
OH, WELL, HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.

178
00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:07,187
THERE'S A SHOCKING VIDEOTAPE
STUCK IN HERE.

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00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:10,057
I'M GONNA HAVE TO
TAKE THIS DOWN TO THE SHOP
AND COMPLETELY ERASE IT.

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SO YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY.

181
00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:18,932
LUCKILY, A GOOD REPORTER ALWAYS
CARRIES AN EMERGENCY SUPPLY
OF TRANQUILIZER DARTS.

182
00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,636
...SEND YOU MY BILL.

183
00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,538
Beady: GOOD WORK, GORALDO.

184
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HE WAS IN LEAGUE WITH THEM, BUT
THE FINAL VICTORY WILL BE OURS

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00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:30,778
MY HANDSOME, GLISTENING,
MUSTACHIOED WARRIOR.

186
00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:33,681
JUST PUT THE TAPE IN.

187
00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,849
OK, NOW WE'RE OFFICIALLY HOSED.

188
00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:39,252
NO, WE'RE NOT, BECAUSE
GORALDO JUST MADE A MISTAKE.

189
00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,921
HE MADE THIS PERSONAL.

190
00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,756
WASN'T IT PERSONAL BEFORE?

191
00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,157
WELL, YEAH, BUT NOW
IT'S SLIGHTLY MORE PERSONAL.

192
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GOT YOU.

193
00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,160
IT'S IN.

194
00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,663
HURRY, GORALDO, BEFORE
THEY TRY SOMETHING ELSE.

195
00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:53,867
AND NOW, THE STORY THAT'LL
MAKE ME A BROADCASTING LEGEND.

196
00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:56,269
STOP, I'M GIL O'MALLEY,
INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER

197
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:59,607
AND YOU'RE WATCHING "HARD TIME
WITH GIL O'MALLEY,
INVESTIGATIVE STORY."

198
00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,275
NOT AGAIN, O'MALLEY,
THIS IS MY STORY.

199
00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:05,679
YOUR MOUSTACHE IS DUMB,
AND THIS TAPE IS A HOAX.

200
00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:08,816
I INTEND TO PROVE IT
SOME DAY, BY SOME MEANS,
IN FRONT OF SOME PEOPLE.

201
00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,784
UH, GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL.

202
00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,586
COME BACK HERE,
GIVE ME THAT TAPE.

203
00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,888
IT'S MY TAPE,
GIL O'MALLEY WILL BITE YOU.

204
00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:20,861
Goraldo: GIVE IT.

205
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,832
STAND BACK, GORALDO.

206
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:30,270
THIS JUST IN, I'M IN
HORRIBLE PAIN.

207
00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:33,206
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:37,911
THE STORY THAT WILL MAKE ME
A BROADCASTING LEGEND.

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00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,651
Hello, I'm Nora Beady.

210
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:46,720
And this is my
"Dancing with the Celebrities"
audition tape.

211
00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,956
Man: * We're free to fly

212
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,724
* Soar through the heavens

213
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:55,295
* Touch the sky, you and I

214
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:09,042
* We're fly to fly...

215
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,878
Ow, Nathan!

216
00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,780
Get the jaws of life.

217
00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:17,017
THERE WERE TALKING
ANIMALS ON THAT TAPE, I SWEAR.

218
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,720
THAT'S WHAT THEY DO, GORALDO.

219
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,823
THEY SPIN THEIR LITTLE WEBS
AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE
THE CRAZY ONE.

220
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,325
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.

221
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,427
WELL, IT APPEARS THAT
GORALDO'S LACK OF TALENT

222
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,197
HAS FINALLY BITTEN HIM
IN THE FACE LIKE
A POISONOUS SNAKE OF FAILURE.

223
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,899
THE COW IS THEIR LEADER.

224
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,300
THERE'S A WISE-CRACKING MOUSE.

225
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,035
THE FERRET AND THE ROOSTER
LIVE TOGETHER.

226
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,670
HE'S OVER THERE.

227
00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,405
I'M NOT INSANE.

228
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,341
THE TALKING ANIMALS ARE HERE,
THEY'RE HERE.

229
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,943
WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS.

230
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,779
A MOUSTACHE, A DANCEY-PANTS LADY
AND A BROKEN DREAM.

231
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,115
THIS HAS BEEN "HARD TIME WITH
GIL O' WHATEVER-I-SAID-BEFORE."

232
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,417
GOOD NIGHT, WISHING YOU
HUGS AND CHOCOLATE.

233
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,122
WELL, GUYS, WE REALLY DID IT.

234
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,325
FOR ONE BRIEF, SHINING MOMENT,
WE RAN OUR OWN AWESOME
TV STATION.

235
00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:01,862
NEXT TIME, LET'S DO A SHOW ABOUT
AN ADORABLE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL

236
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,797
WHO COACHES
A LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM.

237
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,199
I'D WATCH THAT SHOW.

238
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,837
OH, ABBY,
THAT'S JUST CRAZY.

239
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,104
OR IS IT?

240
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,442
Chorus: * WHILE ROAMING
THROUGH THE GALAXY *

241
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,978
* AN ALIEN WENT ASTRAY

242
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:21,849
* HE LANDED ON A PLANET
THAT PLAYS BASEBALL EVERY DAY *

243
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,184
* HE'S THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
LITTLE LEAGUE COACH *

244
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,119
* HE'LL SCORE THAT WINNING RUN

245
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,455
* THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
LITTLE LEAGUE COACH *

246
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,490
* HE'S EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL FUN

247
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:34,261
NOW GET IN THERE
AND WIN THIS ONE FOR
THE GIANT BRAIN OF ENOS.

248
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,998
Chorus: * HE'S THE
EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
LITTLE LEAGUE COACH *

249
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:44,905
* HIS PHASER'S SET ON FUN...

250
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,907
SHING-DING-BLOOPY.

251
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,989
Pip: AND SOME SAY
WHEN THE MOON IS FULL

252
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,857
OR REALLY CLOSE TO FULL

253
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,994
YOU KNOW, LIKE THOSE TIMES
WHEN YOU GO, "HEY, LOOK,
IT'S A FULL MOON"

254
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:10,297
AND SOMEBODY ELSE GOES,
"NO, MAN, IT'S NOT TOTALLY FULL,
SEE THE EDGE?"

255
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,332
AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHATEVER,
DUDE, I CAN SEE THE WHOLE MOON."

256
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,333
PIP, PLEASE.

257
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,002
OH, RIGHT.

258
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,404
WHEN THE MOON
IS PRETTY MUCH FULL

259
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:20,107
YOU CAN STILL HEAR THE SHRIEKS
OF HER HELPLESS VICTIMS.

260
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,344
AND THAT'S WHY
I HATE VETERINARIANS.

261
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,979
PIP, WOULD YOU
STOP SCARING THEM?

262
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,347
I MEAN, YOU'VE NEVER EVEN
BEEN TO THE VETERINARIAN.

263
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,050
HEY, I'VE NEVER BEEN
HIT BY A METEOR, EITHER,
BUT I KNOW IT HURTS.

264
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,053
WELL, UH, ENJOY YOUR CHECK-UPS,
FOLKS, I'LL BE IN GUATEMALA.

265
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,387
RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

266
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:38,191
THIS VETERINARIAN MADWOMAN
WILL KILL US ALL!

267
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:40,060
OK, REWIND.

268
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,831
LOOK, I'VE SEEN THE VET,
SHE SEEMS VERY NICE.

269
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:46,499
AND WE ARE HAVING
OUR CHECK-UPS TODAY.

270
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,969
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
I'M NOT EVEN A FARM ANIMAL.

271
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,975
HEY, FARMER, HOW ARE YOU,
GOOD, GOOD, SURE.

272
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,044
WE'RE BOTH GOOD, THE BOTH OF US,
SURE WE ARE, YEAH.

273
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,246
MORNING, DOC,
I'LL GO FETCH OTIS.

274
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,580
GUESS I'M FIRST.

275
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,315
CHECK IT OUT, GUYS,
WON'T EVEN BREAK A SWEAT.

276
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,351
THERE GOES ONE BRAVE COW.

277
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,587
OH, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE SWEETIE?

278
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,290
OK, HONEY, I'M JUST GONNA DO
A LITTLE LOOKY-LOO, YEAH,
THAT'S ALL, MM-HMM.

279
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,291
MOO?

280
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:22,836
SO COLD, SO COLD...

281
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:25,272
HEY, BRAVEHEART,
HAVE SOME WATER.

282
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,976
WHAT'S EVERYONE LOOKING AT?

283
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,443
OH, OH, THE VET THING?

284
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,080
OH, NO, NO, THAT WAS NOTHING.

285
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:34,414
I'LL TELL YOU WHO YOU SHOULD BE
WORRIED ABOUT.

286
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,083
PIG.

287
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,151
THE HORRORS THAT WOMAN MUST BE
PUTTING HIM THROUGH.

288
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,987
POOR LITTLE PORK CHOP.

289
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,389
LOOK, I GOT A LOLLY.

290
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,358
ALL FINISHED, FARMER.

291
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,559
OKEY-DOKEY.

292
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,095
HOW'S THE BIG STEER DOING?

293
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,030
HEY, OTIS, LISTEN,
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU.

294
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:53,266
Veterinarian: THE BIG STEER,
YEAH, NO, NOT SO GOOD.

295
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:57,137
PERFORATED MUCK VALVE, YEAH, NO,
PROBABLY WON'T LAST THE WEEK.

296
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,908
WON'T LAST THE WEEK...
WON'T LAST THE WEEK...

297
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,311
I... I'VE ONLY GOT
A WEEK TO LIVE?

298
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,881
OH, MY GOODNESS, OTIS,
I AM SO SORRY.

299
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,883
BUT... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

300
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,919
I FEEL FINE.

301
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,521
ALTHOUGH, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
GETTING A LITTLE TIRED
AROUND BEDTIME LATELY.

302
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,157
AND I, UH, SEEM TO LOSE
MY APPETITE AFTER HEAVY MEALS

303
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,591
AND DRIED GRASS HAS REALLY
LOST ITS FLAVOR.

304
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,995
OH, MILK ME,
IT'S TRUE, I'M DYING!

305
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,067
BOY, DYING REALLY
SEEMS TO BUM HIM OUT.

306
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:35,042
POOR OTIS, HE'S BEEN
IN THERE FOR HOURS.

307
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:38,111
HOW WILL WE
SURVIVE WITHOUT OTIS?

308
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,546
DON'T WORRY, FREDDY.

309
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,049
WHEN THE SAD DAY COMES,
I'LL TAKE OVER AS LEADER.

310
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,486
HOW WILL WE SURVIVE
WITHOUT OTIS

311
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:50,924
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS,
COME ON, IT'S OK.

312
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,026
LISTEN, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT IT

313
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,561
AND I'VE HAD A PRETTY
GREAT LIFE, ALL IN ALL.

314
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,695
I'LL SAY THIS.

315
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,431
YOU WERE THE BEST LEADER
ANY BARNYARD'S EVER HAD, MISTER.

316
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,133
THAT'S FOR SURE.

317
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,301
YOU WERE THE GREATEST.

318
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,303
HEY, BUT THINK ABOUT HOW GREAT
YOUR LIFE WOULD'VE BEEN

319
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,038
IF YOU HADN'T BEEN
SADDLED WITH US.

320
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:07,540
WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE, BUT
THAT'S REALLY NOT THE POINT...

321
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,542
HEY, MAYBE YOU'D HAVE GOTTEN TO
KISS THAT POP STAR

322
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,244
JESSICA ALLSPICE,
LIKE YOU ALWAYS WANTED.

323
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,580
HEY, YOU COULD'VE EVEN
SUNG ON THE RADIO.

324
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,049
THE RADIO, HE WOULD'VE
SUNG AT SYMPHONY HALL.

325
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:19,953
Peck: WHY, THERE'S NO END TO
WHAT YOU COULD'VE ACCOMPLISHED.

326
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,388
SWEET CUD, IT'S TRUE.

327
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,424
MY LIFE IS ENDING
AND I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING.

328
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:28,461
I HAVE TO DO MORE STUFF
BEFORE I DIE, I GOTTA DO IT NOW.

329
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,231
GOTTA DO STUFF,
GOTTA DO STUFF FAST

330
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,666
GOTTA DO IT FAST,
GOTTA FIND JESSICA ALLSPICE.

331
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,268
THERE'S NO TIME.

332
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,504
WHAT'S THE NEXT BEST THING?

333
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:41,174
AND THREE AND FOUR
AND BEND AND CLENCH.

334
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:44,544
WHEW, HUH, DON'T WANT TO
GET MUSCLE-BOUND.

335
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,246
UGH.

336
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:50,117
JESSICA ALLSPICE,
JESSICA ALLSPICE,
JESSICA ALLSPICE...

337
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,253
COME TO ME,
MY LITTLE TOP 40 SONGBIRD.

338
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,222
NATHAN, IS THAT YOU?

339
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,991
I'M HOME, NORA.

340
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,259
PLEASE BE NORMAL.

341
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,428
MM?

342
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,200
SO NOT JESSICA ALLSPICE, AUGH.

343
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,703
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, PIG?

344
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,673
OTIS AND ME,
WE DID EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

345
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:17,644
WELL, UH, YOU KNOW,
YOU COULD FIND SOMEONE ELSE
TO DO STUFF WITH.

346
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,747
LET'S SEE, UH, HEY, I'M SURE
EVERETT'S GOT SOME FREE TIME.

347
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,283
EVERETT, ARE YOU LOCO,
HE'S LIKE 100 YEARS OLD.

348
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,385
HEY, EVERETT!

349
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:30,190
EVERETT, PIP HERE
WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH YOU.

350
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,224
TELL HIM, PIP.

351
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,060
UM, HI.

352
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,727
SO HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

353
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,796
I STAND ON
YOUR SHOULDER LIKE THIS.

354
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:39,699
Pip: I BROKE HIM.

355
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:02,055
HEY, BESSY, WITH OTIS GONE,
I'LL BE SORT OF LONELY,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

356
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,423
YEAH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

357
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,891
I COULD ALWAYS CRUSH YOU.

358
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:08,228
THEN YOU COULD BE, LIKE,
HIS LITTLE GHOST-FRIEND,
YOU JUST LET ME KNOW, OK?

359
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,696
OK, SOUNDS GOOD.

360
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,698
I'LL BE YOUR NEW
BEST FRIEND, PIP.

361
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,834
WE COULD PLAY GAMES AND WRESTLE
AND YOU COULD RIDE ON BACK

362
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,537
AND WE COULD BODY-SLAM
INTO THE WALL LIKE THIS.

363
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,506
SO WHEN DO I START?

364
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,474
I'LL BE IN TOUCH.

365
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,326
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

366
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,394
I'VE DONE EVERYTHING
I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF.

367
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,363
SWUM WITH DOLPHINS,
GROWN A GOATEE

368
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,132
BROUGHT PEACE TO
THE BALTIC NATIONS

369
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,201
MARRIED AN ICE CREAM CONE,
I DIRECTED A REALITY SHOW

370
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,370
I WAS A SAD CLOWN
IN A FRENCH CIRCUS.

371
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,804
WHY DO I STILL FEEL
EMPTY INSIDE?

372
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,807
Man: OW, YEAH, BRO.

373
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:58,778
DUDE, WE FORGOT TO
GO TO WORK TODAY.

374
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,814
DUDE, WE GOT FIRED A WEEK AGO.

375
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,851
AW... AWESOME!

376
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,254
DOODLE-DEE, DOODLE-DEE, DOO-DOO.

377
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,690
WE'RE PUMPING, WE'RE PUMPING.

378
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,225
HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND?

379
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,860
LIFE'S NOT ABOUT
THE STUPID STUFF YOU DO.

380
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,229
IT'S ABOUT THE STUPID STUFF
YOU DO WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

381
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,865
I'M COMING, GUYS, I'M COMING.

382
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:22,269
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS,
MEN SCREAM...]

383
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,372
NOW HERE'S SOMETHING
OTIS AND I USED TO DO A LOT.

384
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:28,808
CHECK IT, OFF EDDIE'S BUTT,
INTO PIG'S EAR.

385
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,412
UH, WHAT SAY?

386
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,782
OOH, ME NEXT, ME NEXT.

387
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,685
OFF MY OWN BUTT
AND INTO THE BEEHIVE.

388
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,320
Pip and Peck: NO, NO...

389
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,393
Freddy: RUN AWAY.

390
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,261
Peck: FREDDY, STOP, STOP IT, OW.

391
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,730
Dog: EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY,
HEY, LISTEN UP, LISTEN TO ME.

392
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,365
I JUST SAW OTIS COMING THIS WAY.

393
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,000
OTIS?

394
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,337
I THOUGHT HE WAS OFF DOING
ALL THOSE WILD, KOOKY THINGS
HE'S ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT.

395
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,406
I GUESS HE GOT WORRIED ABOUT US.

396
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:03,243
WE HAVE TO PRETEND
WE DON'T NEED HIM SO HE CAN
KEEP LIVING HIS DREAMS.

397
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,711
AND I THINK I KNOW HOW.

398
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,746
GUYS, GUYS, I'M BACK.

399
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,382
BACK TO BASK IN THE GLORY
OF YOUR NEEDINESS.

400
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,718
OH, DON'T YOU
FRET ABOUT US, OTIS.

401
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,421
TURNS OUT DUKE HERE
IS A NATURAL-BORN LEADER.

402
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,290
OK, PEOPLE, LIKE WE PRACTICED.

403
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:20,493
TURN AND SNIFF THE BUTT
OF THE ANIMAL NEXT TO YOU.

404
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,562
AH, NICE.

405
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,364
EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL
HERE, OTIS.

406
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,698
YOU GO HAVE FUN,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT US.

407
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:26,933
OH.

408
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,602
UM, OK, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

409
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:30,970
I'M JUST GONNA
HEAD OVER TO THE SALOON

410
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,306
THEY PROBABLY
NEED ME TO REHEARSE
THIS WEEK'S NUMBER AND ALL.

411
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,474
YOU DO THAT.

412
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,409
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, AT EASE.

413
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,880
* A-DOOB, A-DOO-WOP,
A-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO-BOP *

414
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:41,981
HEY, OTIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

415
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,351
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M DOING
MY SIGNATURE LOW NOTE.

416
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,986
OH, UH, DON'T WORRY,
WE GOT IT COVERED.

417
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,389
* BOH...

418
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,363
NAH-HA, I'M GONNA FIND PIP.

419
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,865
POOR LITTLE TICKLE-RAT MUST BE
PINING AWAY WITHOUT ME.

420
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:05,805
LOOK AT HIM, HE'S HAVING
A GREAT TIME WITHOUT ME.

421
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:09,276
I'M NOT EVEN DEAD YET,
AND EVERYONE'S FORGOTTEN
I EVER EXISTED.

422
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:12,879
I KNOW, I'LL DO SOMETHING
THAT'LL BURN ME INTO
THEIR MEMORIES FOREVER.

423
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:20,019
YEAH, THAT'LL DO JUST FINE.

424
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,490
ARE THEY STILL AFTER US?

425
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,525
NO, I THINK WE
OUTRAN 'EM, FREDDY.

426
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,264
Everett: WHEE...

427
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,734
HEY, FARMER, HOW ARE YOU?

428
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,270
GOOD, GOOD, SURE, HERE ARE
THOSE VITAMINS I PROMISED YOU.

429
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,905
MUCH OBLIGED, DOC.

430
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,973
STILL DRIVING
THE BIG STEER, I SEE.

431
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:44,911
OH, THAT MECHANIC WAS SO SILLY,
WHAT A SILLY, WHAT A BIG SILLY.

432
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,713
THE VAN JUST NEEDED
A NEW SPARK PLUG.

433
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,418
Pip: THE BIG STEER IS HER CAR?

434
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,785
SO OTIS ISN'T DYING?

435
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,554
WHOO-HOO!

436
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,856
SLIGHTLY USED, VERY NICE.

437
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,425
HEY, TONY, HAVE YOU SEEN OTIS?

438
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,826
UH, YEAH, HE JUST LEFT.

439
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,394
SOMETHING ABOUT, UH,
JUMPING A CANYON?

440
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:04,431
JUMPING A... NO!

441
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,033
HEY, YOU WANT TO BUY
A UNIVERSAL REMOTE?

442
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,538
OK, SHEEP, YOU'RE MY WITNESS.

443
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:14,574
IF I DON'T MAKE IT...

444
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,543
TELL EVERYONE
I'LL REMEMBER THEM FOREVER.

445
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:17,610
OK.

446
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,846
BUT IF YOU'RE DEAD,
HOW COULD YOU REMEMBER THEM?

447
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,581
MAYBE THERE'S LIFE AFTER DEATH.

448
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,915
BUT WOULD YOU STILL
HAVE YOUR MEMORY?

449
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,752
YEAH, ISN'T THAT
A FUNCTION OF THE BRAIN?

450
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,721
MAYBE IT TRANSFERS OVER TO SOME
SORT OF AFTERLIFE BRAIN.

451
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,924
JUST START THE CAMERA.

452
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,060
OTIS, OTIS, STOP.

453
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,895
IT WAS ALL A CRAZY MISTAKE,
YOU'RE GONNA LIVE.

454
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:36,963
WHAT?

455
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,398
YOU'RE GONNA LIVE...

456
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,801
I'M GONNA LIVE.

457
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,903
I'M GONNA LIVE!

458
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:49,676
I'M GONNA DIE...

459
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:02,088
SEE, OTIS, WE WERE JUST
PRETENDING TO BE OK SO YOU
WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT US.

460
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:05,091
YEAH, YOU KNOW, WE COULD
NEVER FORGET YOU.

461
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:07,494
I'M GLAD
YOU'RE NOT DEAD.

462
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,662
AND WE AREN'T LEAVING YOUR SIDE
UNTIL YOU GET BETTER, PAL.

463
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,733
DR. GLOVE IS BACK.

464
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:17,904
HEY, SWEETIE,
HOW'S MY BIG SWEETIE, OK.

465
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,072
I'M JUST GONNA DO
A LITTLE CHECKY-POO.

466
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,374
MOO?

467
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,158
Man: OH...

468
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:13,960
Man: MATION.