1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,309 - I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE. 2 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:11,679 I'LL BE BACK. 3 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,214 [sheep bleating] 4 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:14,448 - CLEAR! 5 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,417 [upbeat hoedown music] 6 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:18,119 - ALL RIGHT! 7 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:19,520 * * 8 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:21,089 - RAT-A-BAMBA! 9 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:24,258 - * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 10 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:25,559 * WE GO ON DANCING * 11 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:29,097 - WHOO-HOO! WHOA! 12 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,764 OW, OW! OKAY, OW. 13 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,433 OW! 14 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,402 - * DO SI DO YOUR PARTNER NOW * 15 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:35,736 * * 16 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,771 * PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 17 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:39,473 * * 18 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,041 * DO SI DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 19 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:43,511 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL * 20 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,179 [motor roaring] 21 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,714 - HA HA! 22 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:01,795 - [clucking] 23 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:04,565 [increasing roar] 24 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:08,536 all: WHOA! 25 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,138 - WOW, SAVING THAT RACE OF MOLE PEOPLE 26 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,173 FROM THOSE GIANT EVIL BLOODWORMS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH 27 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,274 WAS COOL! 28 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:14,575 [all agreeing] 29 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,477 - DEFINITELY ONE OF OUR BETTER ADVENTURES. 30 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:18,779 - I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE PIG THEIR EMPEROR. 31 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:23,651 - WHOAAAA! 32 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,819 I ABUSED MY POWER, AND I LEARNED NOTHING. 33 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:29,623 [laughter] 34 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,425 - OH, WE'RE GREAT. 35 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,194 - HEY, DUMMIES, YOU CAN'T PARK HERE. 36 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:35,429 IT'S A NO-MORON ZONE. 37 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:38,332 [chuckles] "NO-MORON ZONE." 38 00:01:38,399 --> 00:01:40,668 - HEY, DID YOU GUYS EVER NOTICE HOW BESSIE ALWAYS INSULTS US 39 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:41,969 AND THEN JUST WALKS OFF SOMEWHERE? 40 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:42,970 - SHE INSULTS US? - NU-UH. 41 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,538 - WHO, BESSIE? 42 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,574 - REALLY? - YOU'RE A DIRTY LIAR! 43 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,875 - NO, GUYS, THINK ABOUT IT. 44 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,377 NOW LOOK UP. 45 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,279 - HEY, DUMMY. MORON. 46 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:52,613 MORON. MORON. 47 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,382 SUGAR RAY LOSER. MORON. 48 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,650 SIR ISAAC MORON. MORON. 49 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,919 CRAZY STUPID. BYE-BYE, MORON! 50 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:00,321 YOUR MOTHER! 51 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:01,755 - NOW I BELIEVE IT. - HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT. 52 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:02,956 - WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, 53 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:04,492 WHERE DOES SHE GO WHEN SHE WALKS AWAY? 54 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,394 - WELL, SHE PROBABLY HAS THINGS TO DO. 55 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,928 - THINGS TO DO? WE'RE BARN ANIMALS. 56 00:02:07,995 --> 00:02:09,497 ALL WE DO IS EAT, SLEEP, 57 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,832 AND LET THE FARMER SQUEEZE BREAKFAST PRODUCTS OUT OF US. 58 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,467 WHAT COULD SHE POSSIBLY HAVE TO DO? 59 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:14,535 - WE COULD ASK HER. 60 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,069 - YES, WE COULD ASK HER... 61 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,971 OR WE COULD TOTALLY SPY ON HER! 62 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,673 - OTIS, BESSIE WOULD BE HURT AND ANGRY 63 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,375 IF SHE KNEW WE WERE SPYING ON HER. 64 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:22,876 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 65 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,978 - SO LET'S BE EXTRA QUIET SO WE DON'T GET CAUGHT. 66 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:26,113 - YOUR SPIRIT IS SHINY 67 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:28,549 AND SMELLS OF CHERRIES, LADY COW! 68 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:34,222 - HUH, YES. INTERESTING. 69 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:35,389 NO WAY! 70 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:37,090 [gasps] WHO KNEW? 71 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:38,459 - DUDE, SHE HASN'T EVEN WALKED IN YET. 72 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:39,560 - I'M PRACTICING. 73 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:40,628 - WAIT, THERE SHE IS! 74 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:43,664 [music for intrigue] 75 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:51,572 * * 76 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:56,810 - WELL, THAT WAS A SNOREFEST. 77 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,111 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 78 00:02:58,246 --> 00:03:00,281 SHE JUST DRESSED UP LIKE A MYSTERIOUS FRENCH LADY, 79 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:01,649 PUT A GIANT WAD OF CASH IN HER PURSE, 80 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,917 AND DROVE OFF IN AN UNMARKED BLACK VAN. 81 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,053 I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS CURIOUS SINCE--LET ME SEE... 82 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:09,156 I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS CURIOUS! 83 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,624 COME ON; LET'S FOLLOW HER! 84 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,025 - COME ON! - LET'S GO! 85 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,466 - SHE'S GETTING OUT. 86 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,268 SHE'S LOOKING AROUND. 87 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:23,103 SHE'S WALKING UP TO THAT FANCY ART GALLERY. 88 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:25,005 THE STARLIGHT DANCED MAJESTICALLY 89 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,274 ON THE STREET BELOW. 90 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:27,641 - ARE YOU GOING TO NARRATE ALL NIGHT? 91 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,677 - GUYS, WHAT WOULD BESSIE BE DOING AT AN ART GALLERY? 92 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:32,179 - HEY, MAYBE BESSIE'S AN INTERNATIONAL ART THIEF. 93 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,447 [laughter] 94 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:34,982 - THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 95 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,850 - YEAH, AND MAYBE SHE'S GOING TO SCALE THE BUILDING 96 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,352 WITH SUCTION CUPS. 97 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:40,120 [laughter] 98 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:41,555 AND SHE'S DOING IT. 99 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,056 [laughter] WHA? 100 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,659 [suctions popping] 101 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:46,927 - ALL RIGHT. EVERYONE, CALM DOWN. 102 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:48,396 LET'S NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS. 103 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:49,963 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE WE'VE WITNESSED HER 104 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,332 LOWERING DOWN PRICELESS WORKS OF ART. 105 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,002 - AND SHE'S LOWERING THEM DOWN. 106 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,070 - THE ANIMALS COULDN'T BELIEVE THEIR EYES. 107 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:59,407 BESSIE SEEMED TO BE LIVING A SECRET DOUBLE LIFE. 108 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:00,808 THEY VOWED THEN AND THERE 109 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,810 TO UNRAVEL THIS RAVELED-UP MYSTERY 110 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,512 IN WHICH THEY'D BECOME RAVELED. 111 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,980 - YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN. - UM, HELLO! 112 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:07,948 - UGH, AGAIN? 113 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:15,323 - THE NEXT MORNING, MYSTERY WAS CRISP IN THE AIR 114 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:16,557 AS THE ANIMALS AWOKE FROM THEIR-- 115 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,826 OH, GREAT, NOW I'M DOING IT! 116 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,630 - HEY, DUMMY. 117 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,231 - LOOK AT HER, ACTING ALL 118 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:25,799 "I'M NOT AN INTERNATIONAL ART THIEF." 119 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,168 - YEAH, LOOK AT HER BEADY LITTLE EYES; 120 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:31,505 HER FURROWED BROW; HER CRUEL, HATEFUL BEAK. 121 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:32,806 - FREDDY, YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME. 122 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:34,141 - I KNOW WHAT YOU DID! 123 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:35,709 - GUYS, BESSIE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 124 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,379 I REFUSE TO BELIEVE SHE STOLE THOSE PAINTINGS. 125 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,013 - WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 126 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,449 - CONFRONT HER WITH WHAT WE SAW? 127 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:43,116 - NO WAY! 128 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:45,353 REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE TRIED TO CONFRONT HER WITH SOMETHING? 129 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,820 [screams] 130 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,055 - ALERT THE AUTHORITIES? 131 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,357 - HA! YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME 132 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,924 WE TRIED TO ALERT THE AUTHORITIES? 133 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,860 [screams] 134 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:54,428 - MAYBE WE SHOULD FORGET THE WHOLE THING 135 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:55,563 AND GO ABOUT OUR BUSINESS. 136 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:56,930 - YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE TRIED 137 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,799 TO FORGET THE WHOLE THING AND GO ABOUT OUR BUSINESS? 138 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:00,601 [screams] 139 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,269 NO, WE SEARCH HER STALL 140 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:04,972 AND SEE WHAT OTHER LUXURY GOODS OL' STICKY-HOOVES HAS IN THERE. 141 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,708 - OTIS! A COW'S STALL IS SACRED. 142 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,209 BESSIE WOULD NEVER FORGIVE US 143 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:11,044 IF SHE CAUGHT US VIOLATING HER PERSONAL SPACE. 144 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,513 - [disappointedly] YOU'RE RIGHT. 145 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:14,281 - WHICH IS WHY FREDDY AND PECK SHOULD DISTRACT HER 146 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:15,883 WHILE WE'RE DOING IT. 147 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:20,421 - YOUR DELICIOUS LIFE FORCE QUICKENS MY HEART BAG, LADY COW! 148 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:22,022 - THERE SHE IS. 149 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,191 NOW, REMEMBER, WE HAVE TO PLAY IT REAL COOL 150 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,093 SO SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S BEING DISTRACTED. 151 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,094 - RIGHT. 152 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,196 - UH, HI, BESSIE. 153 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,698 LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING, HUH? 154 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:31,832 - YEAH. 155 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,233 - SHE'S ON TO US! - WHAT DO WE DO? 156 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,468 - DON'T PANIC! - I CAN'T HELP IT! 157 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,236 - SHE CAN SMELL OUR FEAR! - WE'RE GONERS! 158 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:38,406 - NO WAY OUT! - RUN AWAY! 159 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,714 - I FOUND A PRICELESS DESIGNER WATCH. 160 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,582 - I FOUND A SUITCASE FULL OF CASH. 161 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:49,883 - I FOUND A SET OF KEYS. 162 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,118 - WHY IS THAT SUSPICIOUS? 163 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,586 - THEY'RE TO THIS ITALIAN SPORTS CAR. 164 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:53,921 - WELL, THAT CLINCHES IT. 165 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,322 THE BESSIE WE LOVED AND THOUGHT WE KNEW 166 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:57,425 IS A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND. 167 00:05:57,425 --> 00:06:00,561 - "GASP," ABBY GASPED AS SHE UNRAVELED ANOTHER CLUE: 168 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:02,763 BLUEPRINTS TO A MANSION. 169 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:05,232 WAS THIS TO BE THE SCENE OF BESSIE'S NEXT CRIME? 170 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:06,500 - WHAT HAPPENED THEN, ABBY? 171 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,068 - GUYS, BESSIE'S COMING. 172 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:09,537 - SOMETHING FUNNY'S GOING ON HERE, 173 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,238 AND I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT. 174 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,441 [animals whistling] 175 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,242 - WHISTLE, WHISTLE. 176 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,644 OH, HEY, BESSIE. 177 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,145 DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 178 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,280 WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT, NOT DOING ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS. 179 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:21,782 SAY, YOU LOOK A LITTLE TENSE. 180 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:23,784 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST? 181 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:24,985 - NO. NOW, GET OUT OF MY WAY. 182 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,454 I HAVE PLANS TONIGHT. 183 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:28,121 - OTIS, IF WE DON'T GET BESSIE SOME HELP, 184 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,523 SHE MIGHT GET ARRESTED. 185 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,158 - YEAH, AND IF SHE DROPS A DIME TO JOHNNY LAW, 186 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,493 WE COULD ALL END UP 187 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,994 DOING THE CONCRETE SHUFFLE ON SLAMMER ALLEY. 188 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,529 - PECK'S RIGHT... UNLESS HE'S NOT. 189 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:37,097 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE JUST SAID. 190 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:39,467 BUT WHILE HE WAS RAMBLING, I FORMULATED AN INGENIOUS PLAN. 191 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,102 - WE'LL GET HER THE THERAPY SHE SO DESPERATELY NEEDS? 192 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,537 - NO, WE ROB THE MANSION OURSELVES 193 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,305 SO THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR HER TO STEAL. 194 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:47,207 - HE'S A GENIUS. - THAT'S WHY HE'S THE LEADER. 195 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:49,042 - I KNOW. THIS STUFF JUST COMES TO ME. 196 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,578 - NOW, HOLD ON, OTIS. 197 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:52,112 ROBBING A MANSION IS A SERIOUS CRIME 198 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:53,847 THAT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING WE BELIEVE IN. 199 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,248 - [disappointedly] YOU'RE RIGHT. 200 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:57,150 - WHICH IS WHY WE BETTER WEAR BLACK FOR CAMOUFLAGE 201 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:58,552 SO WE DON'T GET CAUGHT. 202 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,554 - YOUR SOUL CRACKLES WITH A THOUSAND ELECTRIC LIGHTS, 203 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:03,290 O SPARKLY COWESS. 204 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:12,666 [adventure music] 205 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:19,573 * * 206 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,044 - WOW! IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 207 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,546 - OOH, LA, LA. - NICE PAD. 208 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:27,515 - OKAY, PEOPLE, GRAB ANYTHING VALUABLE. 209 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:28,749 WE WANT TO CLEAN THIS PLACE OUT 210 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:30,684 SO THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR BESSIE TO STEAL. 211 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,686 - WELL, I'LL DO IT FOR BESSIE, BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW 212 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:35,656 I'M STEALING UNDER PR-- HEY, THIS MATCHES MY DRAPES! 213 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:36,690 [all talking excitedly] 214 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:37,858 - I GOT THE JEWELRY. 215 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:39,527 STEP AWAY FROM THE JEWELRY. 216 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:40,961 - GET OUT OF MY WAY! - SHOW ME THE MONEY. 217 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,964 - HEY, LOOK, A TINY TOASTER OVEN. 218 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,533 [alarm wailing] 219 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:48,268 THE DEFROST SETTING IS AWFULLY LOUD. 220 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:50,538 [dog barking] 221 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,172 QUICK, LET'S TAKE A DIP IN THE POOL 222 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:53,173 AND GET OUT OF HERE. 223 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,274 - FREDDY, ARE YOU CRAZY? 224 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:55,643 THE COPS'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 225 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:59,079 - THEN WE ONLY HAVE TIME FOR THE MASSAGE CHAIR. 226 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,549 - [together] AH! 227 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,316 thud! 228 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:04,685 [together] HUH? 229 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,556 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 230 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:11,058 - [together] WEIRD AL YANKOVIC? 231 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,026 - YEAH, I'M WEIRD AL YANKOVIC. 232 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,128 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? 233 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,864 - [together] ROBBING IT. 234 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,298 - OH, REALLY? 235 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:20,467 GOOD THING ALL FAMOUS PEOPLE HAVE POLICE HOTLINES. 236 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,236 - WAIT! DON'T CALL THE POLICE! 237 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:24,404 - GET OFF MY HOTLINE! 238 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:25,973 - I DON'T WANT TO GET OFF YOUR HOTLINE. 239 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,407 - OH. 240 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:32,145 - YOU JUST MESSED WITH THE WRONG GRAMMY WINNER. 241 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,581 WHAA! 242 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:35,482 WHAA! 243 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:38,051 - [screams] HILARIOUS WEAPON! 244 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,324 YEE-AH! 245 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:48,461 - GOLD RECORDS! GOLD RECORDS! 246 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:51,198 HOO, HO, HEY, WHOA, SEE, HA! 247 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,337 - HAIR ATTACK, HAIR ATTACK! 248 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:59,039 - WHOA! 249 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,077 - HELLO, I'M PIG WITH HOLLYWOOD FACT OR FICTION? 250 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:08,081 TRUE OR FALSE: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC STYLES HIS OWN HAIR. 251 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,482 FALSE! 252 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:12,085 WEIRD AL HAS AN ARMY OF NORWEGIAN HAIRSTYLISTS 253 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:15,623 WHO ARE ON CALL 24/7 FOR ALL HIS STYLING NEEDS. 254 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:18,458 HE CAN ALSO TIME TRAVEL AND ONCE ATE AN OUTBOARD MOTOR. 255 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,193 NOW BACK TO THE ACTION. 256 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,496 - BAGPIPES! 257 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:24,632 GIANT CLAM! 258 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,767 LIVE OSTRICH! 259 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,736 - YEE-AH! 260 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:32,673 [slow-motion yell] 261 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,708 - OTIS! - BESSIE? 262 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:38,345 [slow-motion yell resumes] 263 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,512 thud! 264 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,649 - WHAT ARE YOU MORONS DOING HERE? 265 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:42,983 - BESSIE, YOU KNOW THEM? 266 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:43,984 - YOU KNOW BESSIE? 267 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,819 - HOW DO YOU KNOW BESSIE? 268 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,320 - I KNOW RYAN SEACREST. 269 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,756 - OH, HE'S AMERICA'S SWEETHEART. 270 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,490 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY, ZIP IT. 271 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:51,959 OTIS, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 272 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,927 - WE WERE TRYING TO ROB WEIRD AL YANKOVIC'S HOUSE 273 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,696 BEFORE YOU DID SO YOU WOULDN'T GET ARRESTED 274 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,497 AND SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN JAIL. 275 00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:58,699 [silence] 276 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:02,670 [laughter] 277 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:03,837 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 278 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,306 - YOU DUMMY! I'M NOT A BURGLAR. 279 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,875 I'M WEIRD AL YANKOVIC'S PERSONAL SHOPPER. 280 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,542 - PERSONAL SHOP-- 281 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,479 OH, CUD, THAT'S WHY YOU HAD ALL THAT STUFF IN YOUR STALL. 282 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,281 - AND THE BLUEPRINTS TO HIS MANSION. 283 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,950 - I FEEL STUPID. - THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. 284 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,418 - HOLD UP. WAIT UP. 285 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,320 WE SAW YOU CLIMBING UP A BUILDING WITH SUCTION CUPS. 286 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,155 - YEAH, I HATE ELEVATORS. 287 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,825 - THAT MAKES SENSE. - I'M WITH YOU THERE, SISTER. 288 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:27,560 - I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY FRIENDS, AL. 289 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,930 THEIR BRAINS ARE SMALL AND CONFUSED. 290 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:32,332 BUT I GUESS THEY HAD MY BEST INTERESTS AT HEART. 291 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,067 - BESSIE, DOESN'T YOUR FRIEND THINK IT'S WEIRD 292 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,368 THAT YOU'RE A TALKING ANIMAL? 293 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,170 - CARE TO ANSWER THAT, AL? 294 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,506 - YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 295 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,108 [whinnies] 296 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,209 [laughter] 297 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,477 - HE'S A HORSE. - HE'S A HORSE! 298 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:45,813 - THAT IS AWESOME! 299 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,347 HEY, WEIRD AL, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME 300 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,882 TO THE BARNYARD SOME TIME AND HANG OUT. 301 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,583 - THE ANIMALS LAUGHED, 302 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,754 RELIEVED THAT THE MYSTERY HAD FINALLY BEEN UNRAVELED. 303 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,889 OUTSIDE, THE MOON SHONE BRIGHTLY 304 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,958 LIKE A HAPPY MONKEY WITH PAPAYA IN IT. 305 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:00,293 - SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN. - DOES SHE ALWAYS DO THAT? 306 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,095 - OH, ALL RIGHT! 307 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,899 [clucking] 308 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:09,770 - WHOO-HOO! 309 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,271 - MAN, PARTYING WITH THE HAWK PEOPLE 310 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,173 IN CLOUD CITY WAS AWESOME! 311 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,341 - GOT THAT RIGHT. - SURE WAS. 312 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,809 - BEST ADVENTURE EVER. 313 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,277 - I CAN'T BELIEVE 314 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,747 THEY MADE WEIRD AL YANKOVIC THEIR SUPREME OVERLORD. 315 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:23,917 - [yelling] 316 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:27,220 I ABUSED MY POWER AND LEARNED NOTHING. 317 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:30,090 [laughter] 318 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,030 - YOU DUM--AH, NEVER MIND. 319 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,065 [happy polka music] 320 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:45,973 * * 321 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,957 - HEY, FOLKS, GET OUT YOUR BRAINS. 322 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,859 IT'S TIME TO PLAY... 323 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,364 [cheering] 324 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,866 - MAN, THIS SHOW HAS EVERYTHING: 325 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,367 HUMILIATION, GREED, FABULOUS PRIZES, 326 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,969 THE WORD "DING-DONG." 327 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,037 I LOVE IT! 328 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,638 - NOT AS MUCH AS FREDDY DOES. 329 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,040 - ZUCCHINI! THE MAGNA CARTA! 330 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,508 MUDSKIPPERS! 331 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,811 - FREDDY, THEY HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED ANY QUESTIONS YET. 332 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,045 - DANISH, BEAVER, CHEESE! 333 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,346 all: QUIET! 334 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,916 - SORRY. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE TRIVIA. 335 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,819 - OKAY, FINALISTS, PUT ON YOUR THINKING PANTS. 336 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,822 WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL SYMBOL FOR BACON? 337 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,589 - MARGARET THATCHER! PILATES! 338 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,025 THE SAN DIEGO CHICKEN! 339 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,028 [all complaining] 340 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,630 GUYS, PHRASE YOUR ANGRY SHOUTS IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION. 341 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,732 - WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID? 342 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,835 [all groan] 343 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,202 - AH, MAN, NOW WE'LL NEVER GET TO SEE 344 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,871 WHO WINS MILLION-DOLLAR DING-DONG. 345 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,405 - DON'T WORRY; I'LL FIX IT. 346 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,574 FREDDY, GO UP ON THE ROOF AND WIGGLE THE ANTENNA AROUND. 347 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:55,843 - I'M ON IT. 348 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,846 CAREFUL. 349 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,080 WATCH IT. 350 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,514 EASY. 351 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:02,850 MADE IT. 352 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,517 [electricity crackling] 353 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:05,919 [screams] 354 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,754 - FREDDY FELL OFF THE ROOF! 355 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,522 [music playing] HEY, THE SHOW'S BACK. 356 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,691 - FREDDY, I'M SO SORRY. 357 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,193 ARE YOU HURT? 358 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,328 - [with British accent] WELL, THE DISTANCE FROM THE ROOF 359 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,397 EQUALED THE VELOCITY OF THE RATE OF DESCENT TIMES PI, 360 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,999 SO, YES, I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN. 361 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,368 - HEY, HE'S TALKING LIKE A FANCY BOY. 362 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,436 - YEAH, HIS WORDS ARE HUGE. 363 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,038 - IT'S ODD, REALLY. 364 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,373 THE CHANCES OF A LIGHTNING STRIKE 365 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,008 WERE 7,400 TO 1, 366 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:31,011 WITH AN ERROR MARGIN OF PLUS OR MINUS 5.3. 367 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,946 - WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH FREDDY? 368 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,381 - WAIT A MINUTE. 369 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,382 FREDDY, WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF OUTER MONGOLIA? 370 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,650 - ULAN BATOR, OF COURSE. 371 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,887 - [gasps] HE'S RIGHT. 372 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,288 - WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT OF 680,000? 373 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,991 - 824, DUH. 374 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,392 - HE'S RIGHT AGAIN. 375 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,127 - QUICK, SOLVE THIS INCREDIBLY COMPLICATED-- 376 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,561 OKAY, THEN. 377 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,297 - OTIS, WHAT'S GOING ON? 378 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,899 - ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? 379 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,701 FREDDY'S GETTING HIT BY LIGHTNING MADE US ALL DUMB. 380 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,169 - OR MADE HIM A GENIUS. 381 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,470 - I DON'T FOLLOW. 382 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,172 - HMM, FRANKLY, I'M SKEPTICAL, 383 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,009 FROM THE LATIN SKEPTOS, MEANING "DOUBTFUL." 384 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,210 - HE IS SMART. 385 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,344 - I'M FRIGHTENED. 386 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:05,913 - HE'S A WITCH! HOO. 387 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,047 - NO, GUYS, HE'S NOT A WITCH. 388 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,415 THIS IS A GOOD THING. 389 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,749 WITH FREDDY'S NEW SMARTS, 390 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,184 HE CAN GO ON TRIVIA CASH A-DING-DONG 391 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,453 AND WIN THE MILLION-DOLLAR DING-DONG! 392 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,787 [all cheering] 393 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,523 - WAIT, GUYS. 394 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,757 WHY DO WE NEED A MILLION DOLLARS? 395 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,392 WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE WANT. 396 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,294 - I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. - GOOD POINT. 397 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,930 - WAIT, THIS IS MY CHANCE 398 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,165 TO FINALLY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU GUYS. 399 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,567 I CAN WIN US A NEST EGG FOR OUR OLD AGE 400 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:30,537 OR SOLAR PANELS TO MAKE THE BARN MORE FUEL-EFFICIENT. 401 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,606 [bird screeches] 402 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,342 [resignedly] WE COULD ALSO BUY A HOT TUB. 403 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,343 [all cheering] 404 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,477 - NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 405 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,846 - THE WITCH IS RIGHT. - HELLO! 406 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:42,449 - GET OUT YOUR BRAINS. 407 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,951 IT'S TIME TO PLAY... 408 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:47,820 all: TRIVIA CASH A-DING-DONG! 409 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,157 [cheering] 410 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,959 - OTIS, DO YOU REALLY THINK FREDDY HAS A CHANCE 411 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,360 TO WIN THE MILLION? 412 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,495 - WITH HIS NEW LIGHTNING-INDUCED THING-KNOWING ABILITY? 413 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,763 I DON'T KNOW. 414 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,498 - LET'S MEET TODAY'S CONTESTANTS. 415 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,401 HE'S A PARALEGAL AND PART-TIME HAND MODEL. 416 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,736 SAY HI TO FREDDY NOT-A-FERRET. 417 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:07,107 - LET'S HOPE MY PERSPICACITY MATCHES MY GRANDILOQUENCE. 418 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,176 - HEY, THOSE WORDS ARE HUGE. 419 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,412 NEXT UP, A MANICURIST WHO LIVES WITH 28 CATS. 420 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,281 LET'S MEET PHYLLIS TERWILLIGER. 421 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,882 - HI, WHISKERS. 422 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:19,186 [cat wailing] 423 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:23,290 - AND, FINALLY, A LEGENDARY BEHEMOTH AND MODEL TRAIN LOVER. 424 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,857 SAY HELLO TO BIGFOOT. 425 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,994 - [roars] 426 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,195 - THIS'LL BE TOUGH. 427 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,997 BIGFOOT REALLY KNOWS HIS STATE CAPITALS. 428 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,664 - HEY, LET'S PLAY SOME DING-DONG. 429 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:34,267 [crowd cheering] 430 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,169 IN WHAT YEAR DID VASCO DE GAMA-- 431 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,904 ding! - 1562. 432 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,839 - HEY, HE'S RIGHT. 433 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,075 [cheering] 434 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,210 NEXT QUESTION. 435 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,544 WHAT COUNTRY IMPORTS-- 436 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,413 ding! - ARGENTINA. 437 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,048 - RIGHT AGAIN. 438 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,150 [cheering] 439 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,652 WHAT FILM-- - MIRACLE AT FLEETLE CREEK. 440 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:53,620 - WHO-- - BEETHOVEN. 441 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:54,754 - WHAT-- - ATHLETE'S FOOT. 442 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,089 - WHERE-- - THE RENAISSANCE. 443 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,390 [Bigfoot roars and cat screeches] 444 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,858 - HEY, YOU'RE STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT. 445 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,627 WE GOT A LIVE ONE, FOLKS. 446 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,796 [cheers and applause] 447 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,898 OKAY, CONTESTANTS. 448 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:09,802 IT'S TIME FOR THE DING-DONG WORDY-WORD CHALLENGE. 449 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,804 [cheers and applause] 450 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,240 - IF FREDDY WINS THIS ROUND, 451 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,042 HE MOVES ON TO MILLION-DOLLAR DING-DONG. 452 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,044 - GO, FANCY BOY, GO! 453 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,412 - YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO SOLVE THIS PUZZLE 454 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,749 USING THESE LETTERS. 455 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,750 AND...PUZZLE! 456 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,917 ding! 457 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,054 - THE ANSWER IS-- [cell phone rings] 458 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,921 OH, EXCUSE ME ONE SEC. 459 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,523 HELLO. 460 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,426 WHY, YES, I WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE MY LONG-DISTANCE SERVICE. 461 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,962 - SWEET CUD! THOSE GUYS ALWAYS CALL AT THE WRONG TIME. 462 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,065 - THE PUZZLE, FREDDY. SOLVE THE PUZZLE. 463 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,499 - ANYBODY ELSE? ding! 464 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,468 - IS IT BUNDT CAKE? 465 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,570 - WOW, THAT'S A TERRIBLE GUESS. 466 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,207 ding! [roaring] 467 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,076 - OOH, SO CLOSE. BUT WRONG. 468 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,777 THREE SECONDS. 469 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,980 [suspenseful music] 470 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,583 - WELL, YOU HAVE A NICE DAY TOO. TA. 471 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,118 I'D LIKE TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE. 472 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:02,089 NEW YORK METS' BASE-STEALING SENSATION MOOKIE WILSON. 473 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,791 - YOU'RE GOING TO MILLION-DOLLAR DING-DONG! 474 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,527 [cheers and applause] 475 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,734 OH, WE'RE OUT OF TIME, BUT JOIN US TOMORROW, 476 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:20,006 WHEN FREDDY NOT-A-FERRET PLAYS FOR ONE MILLION SMACKAMOLES. 477 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,475 [cheers and applause] 478 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,445 crowd: FREDDY! FREDDY! FREDDY! FREDDY! 479 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,415 - TO FREDDY, THE SMARTEST GUY WE KNOW. 480 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,883 [all cheer] 481 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:31,851 - [whistles] 482 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,186 - THANKS EVER SO. 483 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,987 IT'S JUST NICE TO FINALLY BE ABLE 484 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,824 TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU GUYS. 485 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,361 HEY, I SHOULD USE MY BIG BRAIN TO FIX THE TV. 486 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,529 - THIS IS GREAT. 487 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:43,930 IT'S LIKE HAVING A WHOLE NEW FREDDY. 488 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,133 - YEAH, HIS BRAIN IS HUGE. 489 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:49,369 - WELL, I'M DONE. 490 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,138 - FREDDY, WHAT DID YOU USE TO FIX THAT THING? 491 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,872 - MUD, LOOSE PLANKS. 492 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,342 BUT THE SECRET INGREDIENT WAS POLENTA. 493 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,211 - FREDDY, ONLY A MORON WOULD FIX A TV WITH POLENTA. 494 00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,279 - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 495 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,148 I SHOULD HAVE USED TAPIOCA. 496 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,849 - THIS LOOKS BAD. 497 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,484 - OH, NO, HE'S DUMB AGAIN. 498 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:05,618 - WHAT? NO, I'M NOT. 499 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,154 TWO PLUS TWO IS FISH. 500 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,456 GERMAN IS AN ATTRACTIVE LANGUAGE. 501 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,824 [gasps] OH, NO, I AM STUPID! 502 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,260 - OOH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 503 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,794 - OTIS, YOU HAVE TO FIX ME. 504 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,863 I NEED TO GET ZAPPED AGAIN. 505 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,431 - FREDDY, NO, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. 506 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,532 - I DON'T CARE. 507 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,169 I REFUSE TO LET YOU GUYS DOWN. 508 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,736 - FREDDY, WE DON'T CARE IF YOU WIN OR NOT. 509 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,272 YOU'RE OUR FRIEND. 510 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,275 - A FRIEND WHO HASN'T WON THE MILLION-DOLLAR DING-DONG. 511 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,443 - YOU KNOW, THERE IS ONE THING WE COULD TRY. 512 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,744 [electricity crackling] 513 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,581 ELECTRIC ZAPPING THING CHARGED AND READY! 514 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,349 - FREDDY, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 515 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,450 - I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 516 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,519 SHOCK ME, OTIS. 517 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,224 A DODECAHEDRON HAS 12 SIDES. 518 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,092 AUSTRALOPITHECUS WAS THE FIRST HOMINID. 519 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,228 HUZZAH, I'M SMART AGAIN! 520 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,429 - YEAH, BUT FOR HOW LONG? 521 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,797 - DON'T WORRY, OTIS. 522 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,300 I WILL WIN THAT MILLION, OR MY NAME IN ANAGRAM FORM 523 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,668 ISN'T YEFDDET NORRAFRET. 524 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,407 REMEMBER, OTIS, IF I GET DUMB AGAIN, 525 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,041 JUST SHOCK ME. 526 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:05,011 THE WIRES ARE CUNNINGLY HIDDEN UNDER THIS TOP HAT. 527 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,279 - I DON'T KNOW, FREDDY. 528 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,947 I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS. 529 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,383 - [laughs] OH, YOU PROBABLY WON'T EVEN HAVE TO. 530 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,718 I'M SMARTER THAN EVER. 531 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,521 ALPHA CENTAURI IS 4.3 LIGHT-YEARS FROM EARTH. 532 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,423 - THAT'S OUR FANCY BOY. 533 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,091 - OKAY, LET'S BRING OUT YESTERDAY'S BIG WINNER, 534 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,027 FREDDY NOT-A-FERRET. 535 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,696 [cheers and applause] 536 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,298 ALL RIGHT, HOW YOU BEEN, LITTLE GUY? 537 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,235 ARE YOU READY TO PLAY MILLION-DOLLAR DING-DONG? 538 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,702 - I SURE AM, HILLY. 539 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:30,703 - WELL, ALL RIGHTY. 540 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,240 LET'S PLAY SOME DING-DONG! 541 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,910 OKAY, LET'S START OFF WITH AN EASY ONE. 542 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:41,881 WHO IS THE AUTHOR OF SHAKESPEARE'S SONNETS? 543 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,651 - PHIL PALASHEWSKI. 544 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,886 NO, WAIT. DENISE DODDLEMEIER? 545 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,589 UH, UH... 546 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,324 - HE'S DUMB AGAIN. SHOCK HIM, OTIS. 547 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,926 - SORRY, FREDDY. 548 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,767 - OH, DID I SAY PHIL PLACHEVSKI? 549 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:04,371 I MEANT WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, THE BARD OF AVON, 550 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,406 1564 TO 1616. 551 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,740 - CORRECT! 552 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,509 [cheers and applause] 553 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,944 - PHEW! 554 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,880 - NEXT QUESTION. 555 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:17,149 HOW MANY PICKLES ARE IN A 16-OUNCE PICKLE JAR? 556 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,219 - IT'S, OH, UH... 557 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,622 COULD YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION? 558 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,457 - IT'S WEARING OFF FASTER AND FASTER. 559 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,225 - I'LL BOOST THE POWER. 560 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:27,527 NOW ZAP HIM! 561 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,296 - OKAY, BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME. 562 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,700 - 27 PICKLES-- 29 IF THEY'RE GHERKINS. 563 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,502 HEY, BINGO! 564 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,904 [cheers and applause] 565 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,673 YOU'RE ONE ANSWER AWAY FROM A MILLION DOLLARS. 566 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:46,379 FOR ALL THE POTATOES, WHO WON LAST YEAR'S AWARD 567 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,716 FOR BEST ACTRESS IN A CIRCUS MOVIE? 568 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,919 - UH, THE ANSWER'S ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE. 569 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,388 UH, IT'LL ZAP ME IN A MOMENT. 570 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,890 I SAID IT'LL ZAP ME! 571 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,191 - HE NEEDS ONE MORE JOLT. 572 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,360 I'LL BOOST THE POWER. 573 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,894 - OTIS, IT SAYS NEVER GO THAT HIGH! 574 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,896 WE COULD FRY FREDDY'S BRAIN PERMANENTLY. 575 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,698 - PERMANENTLY? THAT'S ALMOST FOREVER. 576 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,099 I WON'T RISK IT. 577 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,636 - UH, HILLY, I'D LIKE TO PHONE A FRIEND. 578 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:10,903 - WELL, THAT IS A DIFFERENT SHOW, 579 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,205 BUT I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 580 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:16,142 - ALL RIGHT. LET ME JUST GET MY LUCKY PHONE. 581 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,611 OTIS, YOU HAVE TO ZAP ME. 582 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,212 - I CAN'T FREDDY; IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. 583 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,247 LET'S JUST GO HOME. 584 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,683 - NO, I WON'T LET YOU GUYS DOWN. 585 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,151 I NEED MORE POWER. 586 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,420 - FREDDY, NO! 587 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:35,194 [gentle harp music] 588 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:36,262 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? 589 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,664 DID I WIN? 590 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,632 - NOT YET, FREDDY. 591 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,369 - [gasps] ALAN EINSTEIN? 592 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,405 - IT'S ALBERT, ACTUALLY, BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT NOW. 593 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,973 I AM HERE TO TELL YOU 594 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:50,977 THAT YOUR FRIENDS DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE SMART. 595 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,680 THEY LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 596 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:54,714 - THEY DO? 597 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,616 - OF COURSE. 598 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:59,586 OH, AND, FYI, THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION 599 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,788 IS CAMERON DIAZ. 600 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:02,989 - THANKS, EINSTEIN. 601 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:05,392 BYE! 602 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:06,959 - HEY, LITTLE GUY. 603 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,027 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 604 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,396 THIS USUALLY WORKS, 605 00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:10,930 WHEN YOU SMACK SOMEBODY IN THE FACE A BIT. 606 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,066 - THE ANSWER IS CAMERON DIAZ. 607 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,436 - IS THAT YOUR FINAL DING-DONG? 608 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,937 - YES, IT IS. 609 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,138 - WELL... 610 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:21,140 THAT'S WRONG! YOU LOSE! 611 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:22,442 crowd: AW! 612 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,544 - AW! - BOO! 613 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,413 - CURSE YOU, ALAN EINSTEIN! 614 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:29,616 YOU KNOW NOTHING OF POPULAR CULTURE! 615 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,854 - SEE, FREDDY, THIS ISN'T SO BAD. 616 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:36,255 WE CAN STILL PLAY THE HOME VERSION 617 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:37,690 OF TRIVIA CASH A-DING-DONG. 618 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:38,825 - YOUR TURN, FREDDY. 619 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,827 NAME THE CAPITAL OF BULGARIA. 620 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,762 - UH, MORGAN FREEMAN? 621 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,296 [laughter] 622 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:45,898 - HE THINKS A PERSON IS A PLACE. 623 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,734 - GOOD TO HAVE HIM BACK. 624 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,636 - GOOD TO HAVE HIM BACK, ISN'T IT, REALLY? 625 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:54,974 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 626 00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:34,947 [children laughing]