1 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:07,741 [wolf howling] 2 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:09,510 [dramatic organ music] 3 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:12,680 [owl hooting] 4 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:15,716 * * 5 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:19,353 [thunder crashes] 6 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,755 [squeaky flapping] 7 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:22,856 [up-tempo organ music] 8 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:24,325 - HA-HA. 9 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:25,659 [girl screams] 10 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,795 [wolf howls] 11 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,531 - * IT'S A SPOOKY, SCARY PARTY ON A HALLOWEEN NIGHT * 12 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:31,899 * ALL THE MONSTERS AND THE ZOMBIES * 13 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,534 * CAUSING HALLOWEEN FRIGHT * 14 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:35,035 * I SEE FRANKENSTEIN, HE'S LOOKING FINE * 15 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:36,637 * THE WEREWOLF'S KIND OF HAIRY * 16 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:37,938 * DON'T BLAME YOU IF YOU SCREAM * 17 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:39,240 - * 'CAUSE THIS PLACE IS SPOOKY SCARY * 18 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:40,541 [girl screams] 19 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:43,077 - * HALLOWEEN, HA-HALLOWEEN * 20 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,279 * HALLOWEEN, HA-HALLOWEEN * 21 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:46,647 * STICK THE CANDLE IN A PUMPKIN * 22 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,182 * AND IT SETS A CREEPY MOOD * 23 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,450 * IF YOU PUT ONE ON A SCARECROW * 24 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,219 * THAT'S A REALLY CREEPY DUDE * 25 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:54,122 * I SEE DRACULA, HE'S DANCING WITH THE GHOST OF BLOODY MARY * 26 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:55,389 * DON'T BLAME YOU IF YOU SCREAM * 27 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:56,690 * 'CAUSE THIS PLACE IS SPOOKY SCARY * 28 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:57,991 [girl screams] 29 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,561 - * HALLOWEEN, HA-HALLOWEEN * 30 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:03,531 * HALLOWEEN, HA-HALLOWEEN * 31 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:06,200 * HALLOWEEN, HA-HALLOWEEN * 32 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:09,002 [creepy Theremin music] 33 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:11,339 [person screams] 34 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,409 [wolves howling] 35 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:18,746 - PREPARE YOURSELVES, EVERYONE, FOR A SPOOKY TALE OF HALLOWEEN, 36 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,048 WHEN GHOULS ROAM THE NIGHT 37 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:24,518 AND HIDEOUS CREATURES LEAP OUT FROM AMONG THE SHADOWS. 38 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,486 - HI GUYS. 39 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:26,554 all: YAAAAAH! 40 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:27,521 - RELAX, IT'S JUST ME. 41 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:28,622 all: YAAAAAH! 42 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:29,990 - OKAY, MAYBE TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH. 43 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:32,926 all: YAAAAAH! - GUYS, THIS IS NOT THAT SCARY. 44 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:33,994 - HEY, IT'S OTIS. 45 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:35,963 [all speaking at once] 46 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,598 - THAT'S NOT FRANKENSTEIN. 47 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,032 - HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS DRESSED YET? 48 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:40,334 IT'S TIME TO TRICK-OR-TREAT. 49 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:41,702 - WELL, PIG'S GETTING US IN THE MOOD 50 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,504 WITH A SCARY HALLOWEEN STORY. 51 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,539 - BUT THE YUMMY TIME CANDY COMPANY IS HOLDING A CONTEST 52 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,808 FOR WHOEVER SENDS IN THE MOST HALLOWEEN CANDY WRAPPERS. 53 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,477 WE GOTTA GET AN EARLY START. 54 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:52,513 - TELL THE STORY, PIG. - YEAH, COME ON, PIG. 55 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:53,781 - COME ON, COME ON. - ALL RIGHT. 56 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:57,451 THIS IS THE STORY OF HOCKEY MASK BOB. 57 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,253 HEY, PIP, SHINE THAT LIGHT UNDER MY CHIN AGAIN. 58 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,189 - WHICH ONE? - THE THIRD ONE. 59 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:02,556 - [sighs] 60 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,459 - MANY YEARS AGO, IN THIS VERY TOWN, 61 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,695 THERE WAS A BOY NAMED BOB. 62 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:08,862 [all gasp] 63 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,931 HE WAS A STRANGE, FRIENDLESS LAD 64 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:14,735 WHO LIVED IN A SPOOKY HOUSE BY THE TOWN CEMETERY. 65 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,404 [owl hooting] 66 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,038 [door creaks] 67 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,411 EVERY HALLOWEEN, HE'D PUT ON AN OLD HOCKEY MASK 68 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:27,615 AND GO TRICK-OR-TREATING ON THIS VERY STRETCH OF ROAD. 69 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:30,718 AND EVERY YEAR, 70 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:33,654 THE OTHER KIDS WOULD STEAL HIS HARD-EARNED CANDY. 71 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:37,391 [kids laughing] 72 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:41,094 THEN ONE NIGHT, BOB HAD ENOUGH. 73 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:45,633 HE SCRAWLED A MESSAGE ON THE VILLAGE GREEN 74 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,401 SAYING HE'D BE BACK ONE HALLOWEEN 75 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:48,969 TO TAKE REVENGE ON THE TOWN. 76 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:52,072 AND HE WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN. 77 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:53,941 [fiery whooshing] 78 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,377 TO THIS DAY, EVERY HALLOWEEN NIGHT, 79 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:59,847 CHILDREN LEAVE CANDY IN A HOLLOW TREE AT THE CEMETERY 80 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:05,786 TO KEEP HOCKEY MASK BOB FROM MAKING HIS VENGEFUL RETURN. 81 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,921 - WOW, SCARY. - FREAKY. 82 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:09,056 - HEY, WAIT, WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 83 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,258 [sniffs] 84 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:11,525 OH, RIGHT, IT'S A HUGE PILE OF-- 85 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,126 THAT STORY IS STUPID! 86 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:14,562 - OTIS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 87 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,330 - YEAH, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A DOUBTING OTIS? 88 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,598 - YEAH. 89 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:19,099 - GUYS, IT'S JUST A STUPID URBAN LEGEND. 90 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:20,133 I MEAN, COME ON. 91 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:21,335 HOW DID HIS EYES GLOW RED? 92 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:22,970 WHAT KIND OF NAME IS "BOB," ANYWAY? 93 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,772 - BUT THE CANDY THE KIDS LEAVE FOR HIM 94 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,507 IS ALWAYS GONE THE NEXT MORNING. 95 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:28,509 - YEAH, IT'S PROBABLY EATEN BY TUBBY SQUIRRELS. 96 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:30,411 NOW, COME ON, LET'S GO. CANDY CONTEST. 97 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:31,812 TRICK-OR-TREATING. CHOP-CHOP. 98 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,515 - WELL, WHY IS THIS DUMB CONTEST SO IMPORTANT ANYWAY? 99 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,016 - OH, UH, NO REASON. 100 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,485 SAY, DID I MENTION THAT THE WINNER GETS 101 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,453 A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CANDY? 102 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,921 - GA-DOY. - A LIFETIME SUPPLY? 103 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,856 - WE'RE IMAGINING IT NOW. 104 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:45,993 [warped xylophone music] 105 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,995 WOW, WHAT A VIVID CANDY FANTASY. 106 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,630 - THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. - SO MANY COLORS. 107 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:51,365 - GREAT, THEN COME ON. LET'S GET READY. 108 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,766 - ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE 109 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,201 TO LEAVE SOME TRICK-OR-TREAT CANDY 110 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:55,703 IN HOCKEY MASK BOB'S TREE. 111 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,905 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SOCCER FACE JIM'S GOT A TREE. 112 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,039 I PROMISE. 113 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:01,742 NOW, COME ON, GUYS. COSTUME UP. 114 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,382 OKAY, ROLL CALL. 115 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,818 FIRST, A PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE FOR OVER 50 YEARS. 116 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,386 YOU KNOW HIM; YOU LOVE HIM. 117 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:15,122 SAY HI TO COUNT PORKULA. 118 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,691 - I VANT TO SUCK YOUR PAN DRIPPINGS. 119 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,361 - NOW GIVE A NICE BIG HAND FOR MY WIFE, 120 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:22,330 THAT FRIZZY-HAIRED BALL-AND-CHAIN, 121 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,698 THE BRIDE OF FRANKENCOW. 122 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,800 - HI. HOW Y'ALL DOING? 123 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,236 - HE'S SMALL, HAIRY, AND HAS ANGER ISSUES. 124 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,204 GIVE IT UP FOR WEREMOUSE. 125 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:33,607 - OW-OW-OWWWW! 126 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,909 - AND OF COURSE EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE UNDEAD POOCH, 127 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,411 SKELE-DOG. 128 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,613 - HEY, I CAN'T STOP CHEWIN' MYSELF. 129 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,914 - WELL, THAT'S EVERYONE ON MY LIST. 130 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,049 - WHAT ABOUT FREDDY AND PECK? 131 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,584 - OH, WE'RE NOT GOING. 132 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,786 I CONVINCED FREDDY TO WAIT WITH ME IN THE VEGETABLE PATCH 133 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,355 FOR THE COMING OF THE GREAT ZUCCHINI. 134 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:50,057 - OH, SO WHY ARE YOU WEARING DRESSES? 135 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,559 - IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT. 136 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,794 - NOW, THAT'S FRIGHTENING. WELL, STAY WEIRD. 137 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,696 EVERYBODY ELSE, LET'S GO TRICK-OR-TREATING. 138 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:57,431 [all cheer] 139 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,400 - HOPE THEY HAVE CHEESE FONDUE. 140 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:06,239 [doorbell rings] 141 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:07,708 - NOW REMEMBER, GUYS. 142 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,843 TO WIN THIS CONTEST, WE'LL NEED TO USE ALL OUR WITS, 143 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,379 ALL OUR QUIET CUNNING TO-- 144 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:12,513 - HELLO? 145 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:13,881 - GIVE US LOTS OF CANDY! 146 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:16,384 - OH, WHAT ADORABLE MONSTERS. 147 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:17,551 HERE YOU GO. 148 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:20,253 - CANDY, CANDY. - ME LIKE CANDY. 149 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:23,056 all: THANK YOU. 150 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,792 - OKAY, GUYS, JUST LIKE WE PLANNED. 151 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,760 [doorbell rings] 152 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,396 all: TRICK OR TREAT. 153 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,931 - OH, WHAT ADORABLE BARN ANIMALS. 154 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,400 - YEAH, AND WE'RE NOT THAT LAST GROUP. 155 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,434 - YES, QUIET YOUR FACE. 156 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:36,236 all: [repeatedly] CANDY. 157 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,840 - GOOD START, PEOPLE. LET'S KEEP IT GOING. 158 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,476 REMEMBER, TIME IS CANDY. LET'S MOVE. 159 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,645 [knocking] 160 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,046 all: TRICK OR TREAT. 161 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:47,715 - ONLY ONE HANDFUL EACH. 162 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:50,083 - GUYS? 163 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,318 [upbeat instrumental music] 164 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:53,754 [knocking] 165 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:54,788 [sucking] 166 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:55,956 [doorbell rings] 167 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,494 - WAH! 168 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,029 [doorbell rings] 169 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,968 [doorbell rings] 170 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,970 - [screams] 171 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,972 [doorbell rings] 172 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:15,443 [knocking] 173 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,211 [ringing and knocking] 174 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,018 [splatting sounds] 175 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:28,789 - RUN AWAY! 176 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:31,191 - YEAH, LET'S GO. - COME ON. 177 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:33,627 I TOLD YOU IT WAS MORE FUN TO DESTROY STUFF 178 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:36,329 THAN TO GO TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH THE BABIES. 179 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:37,731 - YOU WERE RIGHT. - YOU'RE SO RIGHT. 180 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,066 - BABIES ARE DUMB. THEY CAN'T TALK. 181 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:41,101 THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE. 182 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,470 SO IF WE'RE NOT TRICK-OR-TREATING, 183 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:43,737 WHY ARE WE IN COSTUME? 184 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,573 - BECAUSE, SHUH-DUH, 185 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:48,275 WE'RE TOTALLY A COOL NINJA STRIKE FORCE, 186 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,376 EXCEPT YOU. 187 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:51,144 I ONLY HAD TWO NINJA COSTUMES, 188 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:54,347 SO YOU HAVE TO WEAR A GIRL'S GENIE COSTUME. 189 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:55,683 - I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 190 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,351 - BESIDES, IT'S MORE FUN TO STEAL CANDY 191 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:00,788 FROM ALL THE LAME-O TRICK-OR-TREATERS. 192 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:09,563 AND I CAN SEE THE MOTHER LODE RIGHT OVER THERE. 193 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,298 - GUYS, WE ARE TOTALLY ON TARGET 194 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,366 FOR WINNING THAT LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CANDY. 195 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:14,835 16 MORE HOUSES TO GO. 196 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,504 [all groan] 197 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:17,638 - MY FEET HURT, OTIS. 198 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:19,239 DON'T WE HAVE ENOUGH CANDY? 199 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,874 - "OH, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, 200 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,611 DO WE REALLY NEED TO DISCOVER THE NEW WORLD?" 201 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,980 - HA-HA, HE TOTALLY GOT YOU. OH! 202 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,149 - GUYS, WE'RE FINISHING WHAT WE STARTED, AND NOTHING-- 203 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:31,251 AND I MEAN NOTHING-- IS GONNA STOP US. 204 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,319 - THINK FAST, BABY. 205 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:33,654 - OH! 206 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:35,623 [kids laughing] 207 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:36,924 - EXCEPT THOSE JERKS. 208 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,659 - THAT WAS SNOTTY BOY. - HE TOOK OUR CANDY. 209 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,060 - LET'S GET 'EM! 210 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,662 - GUYS, WE CAN'T FIGHT THEM. 211 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:42,730 WE MIGHT GET EXPOSED. 212 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:43,797 - SHE'S RIGHT. 213 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,165 - GUYS, YOU'RE FORGETTING. 214 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,900 SNOTTY'S BRAIN IS TINY AND ENCASED IN HATE. 215 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,669 WE CAN TOTALLY SCAM OUR CANDY BACK. 216 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:50,170 - BUT THEY HAVE A GENIE. 217 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,940 - YOUR BRAIN IS ALSO TINY. COME ON. 218 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,975 [wheels rattling] 219 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:57,545 - MAKE WAY FOR THE NINJA STRIKE FORCE. 220 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:58,779 - DON'T FORGET HAJI. 221 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:01,982 [laughter] 222 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,551 - HUH? 223 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:04,618 GET OUT OF OUR WAY. 224 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,086 - SORRY, DENTAL INSPECTION. 225 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,555 NO CHILDREN BEYOND THIS CHECKPOINT 226 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:08,722 UNTIL WE INSPECT YOUR TEETH. 227 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,024 [kids cheering] 228 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,061 - BUT WHAT ABOUT THOSE KIDS? 229 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,128 - WHAT KIDS? 230 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,997 [kids cheering] 231 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,067 - THOSE KIDS THAT JUST--YEE! 232 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,769 - ENOUGH TALKING. LET'S GET STARTED. 233 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,136 DR. PORKBERG? 234 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,772 - ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT HERE. 235 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,574 OOH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 236 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,175 MMM, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 237 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,577 RIGHT, CLOSE 'ER UP. 238 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,111 I'M GONNA HAVE TO FAIL YOU. 239 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,913 - ARE YOU EVEN A REAL DENTIST? 240 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,414 - WHAT? HOW DARE YOU? 241 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:35,749 JUST LOOK AT MY DIPLOMA. 242 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:38,719 - SEÑOR LUIGI'S MAGIC CAMP? 243 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:39,720 - HERE, HAVE A LOLLY. 244 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,388 FLOSS AFTER MEALS. BYE. 245 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,090 - OH, WE GOT 'EM. [laughter] 246 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:45,959 - OH, IT WAS THOSE STUPID TRICK-OR-TREATERS. 247 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,294 LET'S GET 'EM! 248 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,862 - RUN! - COME ON, MOVE IT. 249 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:49,863 [shouting] 250 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:52,032 - EGGS. TURN AROUND. 251 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:53,266 [shouting] 252 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,168 TOILET PAPER. TURN AROUND AGAIN. 253 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:56,269 [shouting] 254 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,438 AH! SHAVING CREAM. MORE TURNING. 255 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,240 AH! OLD-TIMEY CARTOON BOMB? 256 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:01,308 - THEY STILL MAKE THOSE? 257 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,342 OH! 258 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:04,745 - [sniveling laughter] 259 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:07,915 HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BABIES. 260 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,883 - [laughing] BABIES. - BABIES. 261 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,620 - OH, THAT HURT. - OH. 262 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,622 - LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HEADING TOWARD THE CEMETERY. 263 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:15,856 - OTIS, GIVE IT UP. 264 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,625 NO STUPID CANDY CONTEST IS WORTH ALL THIS. 265 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,727 - YEAH, LET IT GO. - ENOUGH ALREADY. 266 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,762 - YOU'RE RIGHT. WE HAVE TO GET THAT CANDY BACK. 267 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,463 AND I HAVE A PLAN THAT CAN'T MISS. 268 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,432 - AW, MAN. - CAN'T MISS! 269 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:28,068 [wolves howling] 270 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,306 - THOSE BABIES WILL NEVER FOLLOW US 271 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,442 THROUGH THIS AWESOME CEMETERY. 272 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:36,476 [laughs] 273 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:38,311 THEY'LL BE TOO SCARED. 274 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:39,813 both: YEAH, IT'S AWESOME. 275 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:40,881 - IT SURE IS. 276 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,482 AH, SURPRISE SPIDER! 277 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,752 - HEY, GUYS, CHECK OUT THIS TREE TRUNK. 278 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,486 IT'S FULL OF CANDY. 279 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:47,955 - NO. STOP. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 280 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,257 - THAT'S HOCKEY MASK BOB'S TREE TRUNK! 281 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,525 - HOCKEY MASK BOB? 282 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:55,128 YOU MEAN THE KID WHO GOT HIS CANDY STOLEN 283 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,964 AND SWORE REVENGE? 284 00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:00,200 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE SCARED OF THAT STUPID STORY. 285 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,702 - WHAT? NO. - NO WAY. 286 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:02,870 - AS IF. - NUH-UH. 287 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,037 - A LITTLE. - A LOT, ACTUALLY. 288 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,272 - A LOT. - VERY AFRAID. 289 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,606 - VERY FRIGHTENED. - OH, SUPER FEARFUL! 290 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:07,741 - WELL, I'M NOT. 291 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,477 WATCH. 292 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:13,313 [both gasp] 293 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,115 [heavy breathing] 294 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:16,784 [cringing] 295 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,319 MAN, YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC. 296 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:22,622 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE AFRAID OF SOMEONE AS FAKE AND LAME 297 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:26,059 AS HOCKEY MASK BOB. 298 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,127 - [screaming] 299 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,696 - WHERE YOU GUYS GOING? 300 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:31,564 FINE, RUN HOME TO YOUR MOMMIES. 301 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,101 TELL HER TO CHANGE YOUR GENIE PANTS. 302 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,869 I'M GLAD THEY'RE GONE. 303 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,404 [heavy breathing] 304 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:41,074 THOUGH IT'S WEIRD I CAN STILL HEAR THEM BREATHING. 305 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,110 [whines] 306 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:46,680 - [grunts] 307 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,749 - [yells and screams] 308 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,019 [clanking] 309 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,556 IT'S BOB, HOCKEY MASK BOB. 310 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:57,758 HOCKEY MASK BOB. 311 00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,026 - [grunts] 312 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,261 [laughter] 313 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,730 AH, GOOD STUFF. 314 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,131 - THAT WAS CLASSIC. 315 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,733 - HE WAS LIKE, "AAHH!" 316 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,501 - OKAY, OTIS. YOU GOT YOUR CANDY BACK. 317 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,270 NOW CAN WE GET OUT OF THIS CREEPY PLACE? 318 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,538 - SURE, WE CAN. 319 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:12,973 - OKAY, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. - LET'S GO. 320 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,341 - RIGHT AFTER I TAKE A HANDFUL OF CANDY 321 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,308 FROM THIS TREE TRUNK. 322 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,376 all: NO! 323 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,577 - AH! WHAT? 324 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,179 - OTIS, DON'T YOU DARE TAKE CANDY 325 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,647 FROM HOCKEY MASK BOB'S TREE TRUNK. 326 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,015 - OH, COME ON, JUST A LITTLE 327 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,984 TO REPLACE WHAT WE LOST CHASING SNOTTY BOY. 328 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,452 EVEN A FREAK LIKE BOB COULD UNDERSTAND 329 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,386 THE ECONOMICS OF THAT. 330 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,654 - BUT THE LEGEND. 331 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,089 HE'LL COME BACK AND TAKE HIS REVENGE. 332 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,391 - OH, HIS REVENGE? GOLLY, I'M ALL A-TREMBLE. 333 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,394 GUYS, HOCKEY MASK BOB IS ALL MOON CHEESE AND CRACKER DUST. 334 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,562 HE DOESN'T EXIST. 335 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:36,797 NOW I'LL JUST TAKE A TINY HANDFUL, 336 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,031 AND WE CAN BE ON OUR WAY. 337 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,132 THERE, SEE? NOTHING HAP-- 338 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,100 AH! MY HAND! 339 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,401 all: AHH! 340 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,036 - AH! AND I WAS JUST KIDDING. 341 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,604 - OH, MAN. - NOT FUNNY, OTIS. 342 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,606 - AH, I LIVE FOR THESE MOMENTS. 343 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,208 WELL, GUYS, WE'RE SWIMMING IN CANDY. 344 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,609 LET'S GO HOME. 345 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,278 - I DON'T FORGIVE YOU. - YOU ARE A PIECE OF WORK. 346 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,814 - ALWAYS WITH THE JOKES. 347 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,850 [heavy breathing] 348 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,801 - IS THAT THE GREAT ZUCCHINI? 349 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,635 - NO, THAT'S A REGULAR ZUCCHINI. 350 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,104 - OH, OH, THERE HE IS. 351 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,405 - NO, THAT'S A ROCK. 352 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,440 - AH! I HEAR HIM TALKING. 353 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,975 - THAT WAS ME. - OH. 354 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,011 - THE GREAT ZUCCHINI WILL BE HERE, FREDDY. 355 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,278 YOU JUST HAVE TO BE PATIENT. 356 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,814 - BUT I'M SO EXCITED. 357 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,615 HIS CANDY MUST BE PRETTY AMAZING 358 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,550 IF IT'S WORTH SKIPPING TRICK-OR-TREATING. 359 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:34,187 - OH, FREDDY, THE GREAT ZUCCHINI DOESN'T BRING YOU CANDY. 360 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,223 HE BRINGS YOU HIGH-QUALITY STATIONERY. 361 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,425 - WOW, THAT'S EVEN BETTER. 362 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,592 WHAT? 363 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,494 - SHH, FREDDY, I THINK I SEE SOMETHING. 364 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:42,729 [wheezy breathing] 365 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,497 - SEE? - WHERE? - RIGHT OVER THERE. 366 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,499 - OH, YEAH, I SEE HIM. - NO, NO, THAT'S ANOTHER ROCK. 367 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,101 - LOOK OVER THERE. - OOH, YOU THINK IT'S HIM? 368 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,102 - I THINK SO. 369 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,537 - GREAT ZUCCHINI, SIR, 370 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,505 WE ARE BUT TWO HUMBLE BARN ANIMALS 371 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,107 WITH A LOVE OF QUALITY STATIONERY 372 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,876 WHO HAVE STAYED UP LATE TO-- 373 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,311 EH, HEH? 374 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,848 - HEY, YOU'RE NOT A GIANT ZUCCHINI. 375 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,850 - [grunting] 376 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,853 - AHH! 377 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,889 [upbeat Theremin music] 378 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:09,857 * * 379 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,591 [howling] 380 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,461 - * IT'S A SPOOKY, SCARY PARTY ON A HALLOWEEN NIGHT * 381 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:15,863 * ALL THE MONSTERS AND THE ZOMBIES * 382 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,430 * CAUSING HALLOWEEN FRIGHT * 383 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,999 * I SEE FRANKENSTEIN, HE'S LOOKING FINE * 384 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,433 * THE WEREWOLF'S KIND OF HAIRY * 385 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,935 * DON'T BLAME YOU IF YOU SCREAM * 386 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,236 * 'CAUSE THIS PLACE IS SPOOKY SCARY * 387 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,437 [girl screams] 388 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,907 - * HALLOWEEN, HA-HALLOWEEN * 389 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:30,777 * HALLOWEEN, HA-HALLOWEEN * 390 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:34,247 - 28,903 PIECES OF CANDY. 391 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,049 GUYS, WE ARE TOTALLY GONNA WIN THAT CONTEST. 392 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,885 - OTIS, THAT CANDY IS CURSED. 393 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,386 YOU TAINTED IT THE MINUTE YOU STOLE 394 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,988 FROM HOCKEY MASK BOB'S TREE TRUNK. 395 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,755 - YOU'RE RIGHT, ABBY, I'VE CURSED US 396 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,892 WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CANDY. 397 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,159 [sighs and groans] 398 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,961 MAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK YOUR FACES 399 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,696 WHEN I TOOK THAT CANDY FROM THAT STUPID TREE. 400 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:50,898 WHAT A BUNCH OF SCAREDY-CATS. 401 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,499 - YEAH, YOU REALLY SHOWED US. 402 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,667 - YOU GUYS WERE ALL LIKE, "HOCKEY MASK BOB 403 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:55,969 "IS GONNA GET US. 404 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,304 I'M A-SCARED." 405 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,339 - WE GET IT. WE'RE FIRST-CLASS SAPS. 406 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,541 - YES. YOU ARE MUCH BRAVER THAN WE ARE. 407 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:02,642 - CAN WE DROP IT NOW? 408 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,077 - NOPE, WE SURE CAN'T. 409 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,179 I GUESS YOU GUYS LEARNED THAT NO PHONY HALLOWEEN LEGEND 410 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,915 IS GONNA STOP THIS CANDY-LOVIN' COW. 411 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,050 - WHATEVER. 412 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,551 HEY, WE'RE OUT OF SODA. 413 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,253 - I THINK THERE MIGHT BE SOME IN THE BASEMENT. 414 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,554 BE RIGHT BACK. 415 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,924 - DON'T BE TOO SCARED DOWN THERE, ABBY. 416 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,391 HEY, AREN'T FREDDY AND PECK BACK YET? 417 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,093 I WANT TO TELL THEM ABOUT HOW I WAS BRAVE 418 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,062 AND YOU GUYS WERE A BUNCH OF LEMON-SUCKING COWARDS 419 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,130 BACK AT THE CEMETERY. 420 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,397 [resounding clang] 421 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,933 - HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MUSIC? 422 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,267 - HUH? - I DON'T LIKE THE DARK. 423 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,836 - RELAX, RELAX. WE PROBABLY JUST BLEW A FUSE. 424 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,638 HEY, ABBY, HIT THE CIRCUIT BREAKER 425 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,006 WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE, WOULD YOU? 426 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,341 [Abby screams] 427 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,943 AND CAN YOU BRING ME UP A ROOT BEER? 428 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,177 [Abby screams] 429 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,545 NO, WAIT, I CHANGED MY MIND. 430 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,947 CAN YOU BRING ME UP AN ORANGE SODA? 431 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,248 [Abby screams] 432 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,350 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST BRING EVERYTHING UP. 433 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,817 WE'LL PROBABLY USE IT EVENTUALLY. 434 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,153 [Abby screams] 435 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,521 I SAID WE'LL PROBABLY USE IT EVENTUALLY. 436 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,656 [Abby screams] 437 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,723 THANK YOU. 438 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,759 - OTIS, SHE JUST SHRIEKED IN FEAR. 439 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:53,826 - SHE DID? 440 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,462 YOU'RE RIGHT, SHE DID. 441 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,764 - OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH. WHAT IF IT'S HOCKEY MASK BOB? 442 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,566 WHAT IF HE FOLLOWED US HERE TO TAKE HIS REVENGE 443 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,969 AFTER YOU STOLE HIS CANDY, AND HE'S DOWN THERE WITH ABBY? 444 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,403 - CALM DOWN, PIG; SHE PROBABLY JUST SAW 445 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,504 A SPIDER OR SOMETHING. 446 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,973 YOU OKAY DOWN THERE, ABBY? 447 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,340 [Abby screams] 448 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,442 - OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH. 449 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,978 - OTIS, I DON'T LIKE THIS. 450 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,745 YOU BETTER GO DOWNSTAIRS AND CHECK IT OUT. 451 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,247 - RIGHT, RIGHT. GO DOWN AND CHECK IT OUT. 452 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,484 [groans] 453 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,986 HUH, IT'S LOCKED FROM THE INSIDE. 454 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,388 - OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH. 455 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,223 - HEY, PIG, CAN I TALK TO YOU? - YEAH? WHAT IS IT? 456 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,424 boing! 457 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,792 - FIRST THE LIGHTS, THEN THE SCREAM, 458 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,060 NOW THE LOCKED DOOR. 459 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,296 THIS HAS HOCKEY MASK BOB WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. 460 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,264 - THERE IS NO HOCKEY MASK BOB. 461 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,400 SOMEONE GET ME A SHOVEL. I'M BREAKING THIS DOOR OPEN. 462 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,903 - NOT ME. I'M WAITING RIGHT HERE SO HE DOESN'T GET ME. 463 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,838 AH! 464 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,073 - OH, NO, THEY GOT HIM. 465 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,408 THAT WAS HOCKEY MASK BOB. 466 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,642 DID YOU SEE THAT? 467 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,077 - ALL RIGHT, STAY CALM. NOBODY PANIC. 468 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,345 - WHY NOT? 469 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,214 - BECAUSE I'M GONNA PANIC ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE. 470 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,815 OH, MY GOSH, IT WAS REALLY HOCKEY MASK BOB! 471 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,617 HE'S REALLY REAL AND HE JUST TOOK ABBY AND PIG 472 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,651 AND NOW HE'S GONNA COME AFTER THE REST OF US! 473 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,353 - WHAT? AHHHH. 474 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,122 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 475 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,690 [all shouting] 476 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,627 - WAIT! STOP! 477 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,895 WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE. HE HAS ABBY AND PIG. 478 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,764 BESIDES, THERE'S SAFETY IN NUMBERS. 479 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,233 - THERE'S MORE SAFETY IN LEAVING. 480 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,234 - LATER. 481 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,768 [various voices speaking] 482 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,171 - DON'T WORRY, OTIS. PIP AND I WILL STAY WITH YOU. 483 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,472 - YEAH, WE GOT YOUR BACK. 484 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:13,540 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 485 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,674 I THOUGHT THAT HOCKEY MASK BOB 486 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,176 WAS JUST A STUPID HALLOWEEN STORY. 487 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,910 - MAYBE NEXT TIME, YOU'LL LISTEN TO US. 488 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,579 - IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME. 489 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,680 - NOW, DON'T PANIC. 490 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,415 NO HOCKEY-FACED, CANDY-GRUBBING GUY 491 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,417 WITH A WEIRD NAME IS GONNA HURT MY FRIENDS. 492 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,219 ALL RIGHT, PSYCHO, LISTEN UP. 493 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,088 I WAS THE ONE WHO STOLE YOUR PRECIOUS CANDY, 494 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:31,158 SO STOP SNATCHING MY FRIENDS AND COME OUT AND DEAL WITH ME. 495 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,725 HE'S PROBABLY TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW 496 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,127 BECAUSE I'M STRONG AND MIGHTY. 497 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,262 - AH! 498 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,963 - OTIS WAS WRONG. 499 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,865 - PIIIIIP! 500 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,367 - THAT'S IT. I'M WAKIN' THE FARMER UP. 501 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,768 HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO. 502 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,803 [yowling] 503 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:47,207 - DUUUUKE! 504 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:56,149 TRAPPED. FRIGHTENED. NO WAY OUT. 505 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,817 - [echoing] WHY'D YOU DO IT, OTIS? 506 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,852 - ABBY, YOU'RE ALIVE? 507 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,955 - NO, I'M A GHOST. 508 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,257 - EEP. 509 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,792 - WHY'D YOU TAKE BOB'S CANDY, OTIS? 510 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,495 - [echoing] IT WAS JUST A STUPID CONTEST. 511 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,397 - PIG, OH, PIG, I'M SO SORRY. 512 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,400 - "SORRY" DOESN'T BRING PIG BACK FROM GHOST LAND. 513 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,435 - YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO GREEDY. 514 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:16,803 - YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED. 515 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,338 - WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN? 516 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,706 - WHY? - YOU NEVER LISTEN. 517 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,108 - WHY? - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 518 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,575 - LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO US. 519 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,111 - HI, EVERYBODY. 520 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,713 - HILLY BURFORD? WHY ARE YOU HAUNTING MY SUBCONSCIOUS? 521 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,949 - SUBCONSCIOUS? MAN, I GOT TO GET A NEW AGENT. 522 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,818 - [echoing] WHY, OTIS? - YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED. 523 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,019 - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 524 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:33,986 - GUYS, I'M SORRY. 525 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,388 YOU WEREN'T SCAREDY-CATS AT ALL. 526 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,723 YOU WERE RIGHT, AND I WAS STUPID. 527 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,491 I CARED MORE ABOUT WINNING THAT CANDY CONTEST 528 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,127 THAN I DID ABOUT HAVING FUN WITH MY FRIENDS. 529 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,194 [cell phone rings] 530 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,263 H-HELLO? 531 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:47,134 - LOOK BEHIND YOU. 532 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,735 [grunting] 533 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,204 - AHHHHH! 534 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,640 HEY, LOOK, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? 535 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,143 OR WE CAN TALK ABOUT HOCKEY, 'CAUSE YOU SEEM TO LIKE THAT. 536 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,544 WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TEAM? 537 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,412 I LIKE WHOEVER YOU LIKE. THEY'RE AWESOME. 538 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,480 [clattering] 539 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,548 [chuckles nervously] 540 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:02,515 splat! 541 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,750 LET'S SING. 542 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,585 * O CANADA * 543 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,554 * BLAH BLAH BLAH PLEASE DON'T HURT ME * 544 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:12,259 - TIME TO... 545 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,826 LAUGH IN YOUR FACE. 546 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,628 - AHHH! HOCKEY MASK USED HIS DEMON POWERS 547 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:16,963 TO SUMMON ABBY'S FACE ONTO HIS FACE. 548 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,365 AHHH! 549 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,700 - NO, IT'S REALLY ME. I JUST PRANKED YOU. 550 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:21,934 WE ALL DID. 551 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,436 - HEY, OTIS. - HOW YOU DOIN', BIG GUY? 552 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,471 - DID WE SCARE YOU? - AHHH! 553 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,772 HOCKEY MASK BOB USED DARK SORCERY 554 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,240 TO REANIMATE THE BODIES OF MY FRIENDS 555 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,176 IN A HORRIBLE FASHION. AHHHH! 556 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,812 - AHH! HOCKEY MASK BOB IS PRETENDING TO BE THE ANNOUNCER 557 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,182 AND MAKING HORRIFYING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE PASSAGE OF TIME. 558 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,616 AHHHH! 559 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:37,950 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 560 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,552 THIS WHOLE ELABORATE PRANK 561 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,454 WAS TO TEACH ME A LESSON OF SOME SORT? 562 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,055 - PRETTY MUCH. - THAT'S ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT. 563 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,191 - YOU MEAN I'M NOT A GHOST? 564 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,458 - DUDE, TRY TO KEEP UP. 565 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,026 - BUT WHEN DID YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO PLAN IT? 566 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,328 I WAS STANDING HERE THE WHOLE TIME. 567 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,829 - WELL, WHEN YOU STARTED RAGGING ON US 568 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,364 ABOUT BEING LEMON-SUCKING COWARDS, 569 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,466 WE DECIDED WE'D HAD ENOUGH. 570 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,903 - SO WE KNOCKED YOU OUT AND STARTED PLANNING OUR PRANK. 571 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,572 - FIRST, WE MADE A HOCKEY MASK BOB COSTUME. 572 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,441 - THEN WE HUNG SPEAKERS AROUND THE BARN 573 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,576 TO AMPLIFY OUR GHOST VOICES. 574 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,778 - THEN WE STAGED A FULL DRESS REHEARSAL OF OUR PRANK 575 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,514 SO THE PERFORMANCE WOULD BE BELIEVABLE. 576 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,716 - BUT WE HAD PROBLEMS WITH THE SECOND ACT, 577 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,485 SO WE HAD TO WORKSHOP IT OFF-BROADWAY FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. 578 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,455 - NOOOOOOOOO! 579 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:16,589 - WHEN REVIEWS CAME IN, 580 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,759 WE KNEW WE HAD A HIT ON OUR HANDS. 581 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,362 SO WE RUSHED BACK TO THE BARN AND TRIED TO WAKE YOU UP. 582 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,231 [hissing] 583 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,232 - BUT IT DIDN'T WORK. 584 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,633 SO WE TRIED AGAIN. 585 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:30,370 [hissing] 586 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,738 STILL NOTHING. 587 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,407 [hissing] 588 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,683 FINALLY YOU CAME TO, AND WE STARTED THE PRANK. 589 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,052 - THEN, WHEN YOU RESUMED INSULTING US, 590 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,320 WELL, THAT'S WHEN I PRETENDED 591 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,155 TO GO TO THE BASEMENT AND GET MORE SODA. 592 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:51,258 - AND THEN SHE PUT ON HER COSTUME AND CUT THE POWER. 593 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,293 [resounding clank] 594 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,029 - WELL DONE, GUYS. 595 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,665 I COULDN'T HAVE PLANNED THAT BETTER MYSELF. 596 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,066 - YEP, WE REALLY GOT YOU GOOD. 597 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,634 JUST ONE QUICK QUESTION: 598 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,969 WHO'S THAT GUY? 599 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,004 [thunder crashes] 600 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,573 all: AAAAAAAH! 601 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,074 - OKAY, HA-HA, YEAH, I GET IT. 602 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,108 SEE, NOW YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR. 603 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,410 IT'S JUST NOT BELIEVABLE. 604 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,944 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHO'S IN THERE, HUH? 605 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,813 GOAT? IS IT EVERETT? COUPLE OF THE SHEEP? WHO? 606 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,949 WHY ARE YOU GUYS STARING IN HORROR? 607 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,486 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT GUY'S REALLY HOCKEY MASK BOB. 608 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,920 - [groaning] 609 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,054 - HIDE YOUR BODIES! 610 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,623 [all screaming] 611 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,759 [screaming] 612 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,129 [screaming] 613 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,464 [screaming] 614 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,334 - AHH! 615 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,169 [screaming] 616 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,873 [screaming] 617 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,753 [heavy breathing] 618 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:04,364 [screaming] 619 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,065 - HIYA. TAKE THAT. - EAT CANDY, PSYCHO. 620 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,066 - HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 621 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,134 THERE YOU GO. 622 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,436 TAKE THAT! 623 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,504 - [grunting] 624 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:14,574 - GUYS, GUYS, STOP. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 625 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,175 - FREDDY, PECK, GET OUT OF THE WAY. 626 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,844 HOCKEY MASK BOB'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 627 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,979 - WE KNOW. WE INVITED HIM HERE. 628 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,349 - I KNOW. HE'S TOTALLY CRAZE--WHAT? 629 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:23,450 - COME AGAIN? - HOW'S THAT NOW? 630 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,851 - YOU WHAT? - YOU DID? 631 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,886 - YES, WE WERE WAITING OUT IN THE VEGETABLE PATCH 632 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,422 FOR THE GREAT ZUCCHINI WHEN BOB CAME UP AND INTRODUCED HIMSELF. 633 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,957 - HE'S A REALLY COOL GUY. 634 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,892 SAY HI TO OUR FRIENDS, BOB. 635 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,193 - HI, EVERYBODY. 636 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,762 - YOU MEAN YOU ARE REAL? 637 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,064 - UH, I'M STANDING HERE, AREN'T I? 638 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,165 - AND YOU'RE NOT HERE TO HURT US? 639 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:40,633 - HURT YOU? NO. 640 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,134 FREDDY AND PECK INVITED ME OVER HERE 641 00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:43,503 FOR SOME GAMES AND STUFF. 642 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,505 I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST PLAYING MONSTER TAG. 643 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:47,374 - AND YOU NEVER VOWED TO WREAK BLOODY VENGEANCE 644 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,642 ON THE TOWN AND ALL THOSE WHO WOULD DO ILL UPON YOU? 645 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,444 - WELL, YEAH, I DID THAT. 646 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:52,779 all: AHHHH! 647 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,914 - GUYS, THAT WAS FOREVER AGO. 648 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,783 I WAS GOING THROUGH SOME STUFF. 649 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:59,552 BUT NOW I'M A BIG BOY, AND I'M ALL BETTER. 650 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,053 - GOOD TO KNOW. - OH, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. 651 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,955 - HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 652 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,558 WHY DO YOU WEAR A HOCKEY MASK AND A LEATHER APRON? 653 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:08,227 - I WEAR A HOCKEY MASK AND A LEATHER APRON? 654 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:09,496 AHHHHH! 655 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:10,797 - THAT'S INCREDIBLY WEIRD. 656 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,700 NOW LET'S PARTY! 657 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,968 [cheering] 658 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:18,638 - I DON'T KNOW, OTIS. 659 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,607 HOCKEY MASK BOB STILL CREEPS ME OUT A BIT. 660 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,008 I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM DANCE. 661 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,944 * * 662 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,413 - AH, HE'S HARMLESS. 663 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,780 BESIDES, IN THE MORNING HE'LL BE GONE, 664 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,882 AND WE'LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. 665 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,919 - SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DO TONIGHT? 666 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:36,188 - GEE, BOB, UH, DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE YOU NEED TO BE? 667 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:38,290 - NOPE. HEY, YOU WANT TO RENT A MOVIE? 668 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,427 BUT NOT A SCARY ONE. I HATE THOSE. 669 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,294 WHEN'S LUNCH? HEY, LET'S HAVE PIZZA. 670 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,596 WHAT KIND OF TOPPINGS DO YOU LIKE? 671 00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:44,764 I LIKE EYEBALLS. 672 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:45,865 JUST KIDDING. 673 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,600 AH-HA, WHOO! I LOVE IT HERE. 674 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,936 I MAY NEVER LEAVE. 675 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,671 all: AHHHHH! 676 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,440 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SCREAMING ABOUT? 677 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:54,607 CAN I SCREAM TOO? 678 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:57,577 AHHHH! 679 00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:59,345 [dramatic organ chord] 680 00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:05,752 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 681 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,120 - OH... 682 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,055 - MATION. 683 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:44,857 [children laughing]