1 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:14,115 I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE, I'LL BE BACK. 2 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:16,650 CLEAR! 3 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:21,655 ALL RIGHT! 4 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,157 "RAT-ABUNGA!" 5 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:26,394 Man: * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 6 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,262 * WE GO ON DANCING... 7 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:31,532 * ...THROUGH THE NIGHT 8 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:32,800 OW, OW, OK, OW. 9 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,068 OW! 10 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:35,536 WHOO! 11 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:38,072 * DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER, NOW 12 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:41,175 * GONNA PARTY NOW TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 13 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:43,211 * DO-SI-DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 14 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:47,348 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL. * 15 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,683 HA-HA! 16 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,433 Cow: GUYS, GUYS, GUESS WHAT. 17 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,235 YOU'RE 1/16 DOLPHIN? 18 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,170 YOU WON THE NOBEL PRIZE? 19 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:10,304 YOU'RE TAKING US ALL TO LAS VEGAS? 20 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:11,339 NOPE, KEEP GUESSING. 21 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:12,506 YOU FOUND A BAG OF MONEY? 22 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:13,607 YOU DISCOVERED ATLANTIS. 23 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,376 YOU GOT TWO DAYS TO LIVE? 24 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,377 KEEP GUESSING. 25 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:22,616 YOU WERE NAMED REGIONAL MANAGER OF A LARGE NORTHEASTERN SUPERMARKET CHAIN? 26 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,785 OTIS, CAN'T YOU JUST TELL US YOUR NEWS? 27 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:28,456 AUGH, TINY GONG. 28 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:30,724 OH, RIGHT, MY NEWS. 29 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:33,461 ALL RIGHT, WHERE'D MY DAD USED TO TAKE ME ALL THE TIME, AND I'VE LOVED IT EVER SINCE? 30 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:34,528 THE MORON FESTIVAL? 31 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,597 YES... UH, NO, THE CIRCUS. 32 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,599 FLYING JUANITA'S TRAVELING CIRCUS 33 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,402 IS PERFORMING IN TOWN AND THEY'RE MARCHING DOWN MAIN STREET IN FIVE MINUTES! 34 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,472 I LOVE THE CIRCUS. 35 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:47,208 ME TOO, I EVEN WENT TO CIRCUS CAMP. 36 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:48,876 I WAS FAMOUS FOR MY TRIPLE "FLIPPEROO." 37 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,414 Girl: OTIS. WHAT, WHAT, TRIPLE, UH, FLIP-TUH-MAH-LOO, YEAH. 38 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:54,648 THAT'S GREAT WHEN YOU SAY THINGS, ABBY. 39 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,817 COME ON, LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT, GUYS. 40 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:02,523 THIS STINKS, I CAN'T SEE A THING. 41 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:06,494 HEY, LET'S CLIMB THAT WATER TOWER AND GET A BETTER VIEW. 42 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,629 I CAN SEE FINE FROM HERE. Chicken: TOO HIGH. 43 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:11,165 "GOOD IDEA, OTIS." 44 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,566 "COUNT ME IN." 45 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,034 "I WANT TO EAT PECK." 46 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:17,571 "WHAT FREDDY SAID WAS WEIRD, BUT I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO CLIMB THAT TOWER." 47 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,640 WELL, SINCE EVERYONE ELSE WANTS TO. 48 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,242 Mouse: I'M DOWN. Peck: YOU GOT IT. 49 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:22,510 Abby: I'M IN. 50 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,478 JUST A LITTLE BIT HIGHER, GUYS. 51 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,417 PIG? Pig: YEAH. 52 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:30,318 PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S YOUR STOMACH. 53 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,385 UH, IT'S NOT ME. 54 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:33,287 MILK ME. 55 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:41,262 OH, NO, I SMUSHED THE CIRCUS. 56 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,664 MOO. OINK, OINK. COCK-A-DOODLE, UH, DOO. 57 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,433 FERRET, FERRET. 58 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,401 Man: IS JUANITA OK? 59 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:48,569 Man: DID YOU SEE THAT? 60 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,071 HMM. 61 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:55,543 Man: THAT WATER TOWER JUST FELL FROM A GREAT HEIGHT. 62 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:57,345 Man: IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND. 63 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:06,687 FLYING JUANITA, FLYING JUANITA, ARE YOU OK? 64 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,823 MY ARM-BONE, I THINK SHE IS CRACK-ED. 65 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:12,560 GAH, FEEL SO GUILTY... 66 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:15,763 ABOUT THE FREAK WIND STORM THAT CAUSED ALL THIS, THAT'S WHERE THE GUILT'S COMING FROM. 67 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,598 TONIGHT'S SHOW WAS GOING TO PAY OUR BILLS. 68 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:20,234 WITH SO MANY OF MY PERFORMERS HURT 69 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:22,970 I AM AFRAID MY CIRCUS, SHE WILL HAVE TO CLOSE FOR GOOD. 70 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,004 WHAT? 71 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:24,972 NO. 72 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,440 THE CIRCUS, SHE MUST GO ON. 73 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:27,475 Juanita: MY ARM-BONE. 74 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:28,842 LOOK, JUANITA. 75 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,143 WHAT IF I COULD FIND YOU SOME CIRCUS PERFORMERS 76 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,646 WHO COULD DO TONIGHT'S SHOW AND GIVE YOU ALL THE TICKET MONEY? 77 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,781 REALLY, SEÑOR? 78 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,983 OH, BUT IT IS NO USE. 79 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,486 ALL THE PEOPLE, THEY WANT TO SEE MY SIGNATURE TRICK. 80 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:39,887 THE TRIPLE "FLIPPEROO." 81 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,389 TRIPLE FLIPPER... 82 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:44,325 WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE? 83 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:46,794 I WAS FAMOUS FOR MY TRIPLE "FLIPPEROO." 84 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:48,862 I WAS FAMOUS FOR MY TRIPLE "FLIPPEROO." 85 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,499 I WAS FAMOUS FOR MY TRIPLE "FLIPPEROO." 86 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:52,433 ABBY. 87 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:55,503 JUANITA, YOUR CIRCUS WILL GO ON AS PLANNED. 88 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,773 AND SO WITH ABBY DOING HER FAMOUS TRIPLE "FLIPPEROO..." 89 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:03,377 WE'RE PUTTING ON A CIRCUS TONIGHT. 90 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,814 I CALL SWORD SWALLOWER. 91 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:08,349 PECK AND I ARE CIRCUS CLOWNS. 92 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,617 I'LL BE SHEEP TAMER. 93 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,419 DON'T YOU MEAN LION TAMER? 94 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:12,653 YOU KIDDING, THAT'S DANGEROUS. 95 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:15,556 I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING FOR A LITTLE MOUSE LIKE ME TO DO. 96 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,558 SORRY, I DIDN'T CATCH THAT... 97 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,493 WORLD'S TINIEST MAN. 98 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:21,529 IT'S THE ROLE I WAS BORN TO PLAY. 99 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,497 OTIS, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE. 100 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:27,368 YOU GOT IT, STAR-PERFORMER- WITHOUT-WHOM-WE-HAVE-NO-SHOW. 101 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,937 OTIS, I CAN'T DO THE TRIPLE "FLIPPEROO." 102 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,639 WHAT, BUT YOU SAID YOU COULD. 103 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:32,573 WOW, WHAT A LIAR. 104 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,509 NO, I MEAN I WON'T DO IT. 105 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:37,811 NOT AFTER... THAT TERRIBLE NIGHT. 106 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,580 Otis: WHAT'S OVER THERE, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 107 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:44,985 Crowd: ONE, TWO, THREE. 108 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:50,524 ABBY, WHY... 109 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,528 AND IT WAS ALL MY FAULT. 110 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:56,530 WOW, SO DID HE... 111 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:57,698 GET HORRIBLY INJURED? 112 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,066 NO, HE WAS OK. 113 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,801 THOUGH HE STILL SMILES AT THE WRONG THINGS. 114 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:04,805 THE POINT IS I CAN NEVER TRUST MYSELF ON THE TRAPEZE AGAIN. 115 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:07,575 EVEN IF I WERE YOUR PARTNER? 116 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,877 YOU, OH, OTIS, I COULDN'T... 117 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,545 LISTEN TO ME, ABBY. I COULDN'T DO IT. 118 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:12,680 NO, LISTEN. NO... 119 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:13,514 NO, LISTEN, WE'RE GONNA DO THIS TOGETHER. 120 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,583 YOU'RE NOT GONNA DROP ME, I TRUST YOU. 121 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:17,551 OH, OTIS. 122 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:19,687 OK, I... I'LL TRY. 123 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,094 IT'S A GOOD THING SHE LIKES YOU. 124 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:28,596 WHY'S THAT? 125 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:30,097 SHE CAN FEED YOU SOUP WHEN ALL YOUR LIMBS ARE BROKEN. 126 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,699 YOU TINY MEN ARE SO BITTER. 127 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:40,708 UH, INSERT SWORD INTO MOUTH... 128 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,710 HEY, HOW'S THE SWORD-SWALLOWING COMING, PIG? 129 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,578 OH, I CAN'T SEEM TO GET THE HANG OF IT. 130 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:46,614 I CAN GIVE YOU SOME TIPS. 131 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:48,716 LET'S SEE, WHAT CAN I USE FOR A SWORD? 132 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:49,650 UH, A SWORD? 133 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,519 I KNOW, I'LL USE PECK. 134 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,020 HUH, BUT I'M NOT... 135 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,888 IT'S ALL ABOUT CONCENTRATION. 136 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:59,126 THERE, WELL, I HOPE THAT HELPED, SEE YOU. 137 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:02,596 I WOULD'VE DONE THAT EVENTUALLY. 138 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:04,665 HI, HI. 139 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,634 GUYS, COME ON, JUMP THROUGH THE HOOP. 140 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,502 WHAT'S OUR MOTIVATION? 141 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:11,004 I'M THE ANIMAL TAMER, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET TAMED. 142 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:14,608 AREN'T YOU JUST PERPETUATING OUTDATED STEREOTYPES? 143 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:18,612 I CONCUR, THIS CRUDE DISPLAY OF POWER DEMEANS US ALL. 144 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:22,416 OK, LET'S REVIEW. 145 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,752 UH, I SWING OUT AND LET GO OF THE TRAPEZE. 146 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,020 THEN YOU SWING OUT, DO THREE MID-AIR FLIPS 147 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,489 CATCH ME AND SWING US BOTH BACK. 148 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,557 RIGHT. 149 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,959 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS GOOD, I'M A WINNER, I CAN DO THIS. 150 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,627 HERE I COME. 151 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:36,697 OTIS, DON'T LET GO, I CAN'T DO IT. 152 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:37,765 WHAT? 153 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,770 OK, THAT WAS SO OPPOSITE THE PLAN. 154 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,705 I JUST ALMOST LET GO, AND YOUR LOUD WORDS 155 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,907 WOULD NOT HAVE PREVENTED THE SHATTERING OF MY MANY BONES. 156 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,776 I CAN'T DO IT, OTIS. 157 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,077 I CAN'T RISK DROPPING YOU. 158 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,179 WHAT, THE THING AT THE CIRCUS CAMP WITH THE GUY? 159 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:54,114 THAT WAS SO LONG AGO. 160 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,916 YOUR HOOVES ARE PROBABLY MUCH "GRIPPIER" NOW. 161 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,786 OTIS, I'M GLAD YOU TRUST ME. 162 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:01,088 BUT I COULD NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF IF I HURT YOU. 163 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:04,124 BUT... JUANITA... THE CIRCUS. 164 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,994 I'M SORRY, OTIS, I WON'T DO IT. 165 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,229 I QUIT. 166 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:12,566 JUANITA'S CIRCUS. 167 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,068 UH, YOU MIND MOVING THAT BACK- OW. 168 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,746 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 169 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,716 WELCOME TO FLYING OTIS'S TRAVELING CIRCUS. 170 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:32,219 WAIT JUST A MINUTE. 171 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:34,254 THAT RINGMASTER IS A COW. 172 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,691 Man: EASY, LADY, YOU AIN'T NO SUPERMODEL YOURSELF. 173 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:42,696 FOR OUR FIRST ACT, FACING DOWN A FLOCK OF FLUFFY, FLUFFY, MAN-EATING LIONS 174 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:46,967 PLEASE WELCOME, THE AMAZING DUKE... 175 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:53,040 PYRAMID, PYRAMID, I SAY. 176 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:56,844 THANK YOU. 177 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,712 EVERY MOMENT, MY LIFE IS IN JEOPARDY. 178 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,047 FIGURE EIGHT, YOU ANIMALS. 179 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,850 EASY WITH THE WHIP, HOT-SHOT. 180 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:04,284 FIGURE EIGHT, I SAID. 181 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,787 WE'RE WARNING YOU. 182 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,757 THAT'S IT. IT'S GO TIME. 183 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:16,630 LIONS, SUCH JOKESTERS. 184 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,732 ALWAYS PRETENDING TO EAT PEOPLE WHO ARE WHIPPING AT 'EM AND STUFF 185 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,768 AND- HEY, LOOK, CLOWNS. 186 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,619 THEY LOVE US. 187 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:41,622 I KNOW, THAT TRICK ALWAYS SLAYS 'EM. 188 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,691 SO... WHAT HAPPENS NOW? 189 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:46,627 NOW WE LAND ON THE SOFT CUSHIONS WHICH I'VE. 190 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:49,062 Hey, Etta, have you seen Abby? 191 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,297 Etta: NO SIGN OF HER, OTIS. 192 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,565 OH, WELL, OH. 193 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,202 CLAP, CLAP, HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE CLOWNS AND THEIR CLOWNING? 194 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:56,804 AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 195 00:08:56,837 --> 00:09:00,574 PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE GREAT "PIGUARDO." 196 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:02,810 MY FRIENDS, A WARNING. 197 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:05,846 SWORD-SWALLOWING IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO THE UNTRAINED PROFESSIONAL. 198 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,781 WHICH IS WHY I WILL NEVER DO IT. 199 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:08,916 [SWORD CLANKING, SHEEP BLEATING] 200 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:12,786 INSTEAD, I SHALL NOW EAT THIS ENTIRE TRAY OF EGG ROLLS 201 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:15,355 WITHOUT THE AID OF ANY SAUCE OR DIPS. 202 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,727 AMAZING. 203 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,929 HOW CAN YOU TOP AN AWESOME ACT LIKE THAT? 204 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,097 WITH FREAKS, THAT'S HOW. 205 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,600 FROM DEEP WITHIN THE JUNGLES OF BORNEO 206 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:30,671 PLEASE WELCOME THE WORLD'S TINIEST MAN. 207 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:35,843 WATCH HIM... COMB HIS HAIR. 208 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:38,111 HIT A GOLF BALL. 209 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,146 DANCE THE HORA. 210 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:44,685 HE'S HIDEOUS, YET ADORABLE. 211 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,219 HOW DOES HE BUY PANTS? 212 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,955 OK, THANKS, FREAK. 213 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:48,989 YOU GOT IT. 214 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,960 WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT FOR US HERE AT THE CIRCUS. 215 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,695 HEY, FLOSS THOSE TEETH, DRIVE SAFE 216 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,363 AND REMEMBER, WE WERE NOT ANIMALS, GOOD NIGHT. 217 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,101 "FLIPPEROO," "FLIPPEROO..." 218 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,703 THAT'S, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. 219 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,738 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THAT. 220 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,907 GUYS, THEY'RE CHANTING RHYTHMICALLY. 221 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,876 IF WE DON'T DELIVER A TRIPLE "FLIPPEROO" 222 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,110 THEY'LL WANT THEIR MONEY BACK. 223 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,745 JUANITA WILL BE HEH-RUINED. 224 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,280 BUT ABBY'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO IT. 225 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,748 AND NO ONE'S SEEN HER ALL NIGHT. 226 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,017 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. 227 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,419 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 228 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,756 PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION HIGH ABOVE THE CENTER RING 229 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:25,158 FOR THE TRIPLE "FLIPPEROO." 230 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,760 GULP. 231 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:29,997 ABBY, ABBY. 232 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,398 AUGH, TINY MAN. 233 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,432 NO, IT'S ME, PIP. 234 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,001 PIP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 235 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,003 OTIS IS ABOUT TO DO A TRIPLE "FLIPPEROO" WITH PIG. 236 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,005 WHAT, THAT'S CRAZY DANGEROUS. 237 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,873 I KNOW, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 238 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,013 Pip: HOW'D YOU GET THAT PICTURE? 239 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,881 UH, ABBY? 240 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,750 AUGH, TINY MAN! 241 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,785 OH, RIGHT, SORRY. 242 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,154 OTIS HAS NEVER LET US DOWN, NOT EVEN ONCE. 243 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,957 AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET HIM DOWN, COME ON. 244 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,459 "FLIPPEROO, FLIPPEROO..." 245 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,696 "FLIPPEROO, FLIPPEROO..." 246 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,668 OH, NO. 247 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,438 I'M SORRY, PIG, I NEVER SHOULD'VE ASKED YOU TO DO THIS. 248 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,974 I THINK WE'LL BE OK AS LONG AS WE HIT THE NET. 249 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,176 Otis: UM... YEAH, LISTEN... 250 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,911 Pig: THERE IS NO NET, IS THERE? 251 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:18,979 Otis: NOT REALLY, NO. 252 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,749 HANG ON, OTIS. 253 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,865 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU, ABBY. 254 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,466 YOU SAVED MY LIFE AND JUANITA'S CIRCUS. 255 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,802 I SHOULD THANK YOU, OTIS. 256 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,971 YOU TAUGHT ME TO TRUST MYSELF AGAIN. 257 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,142 HEY, OTIS, IT'S JUANITA. 258 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,844 SHE WANTS TO KNOW IF WE KNOW ANYONE 259 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,080 WHO CAN HIGH-DIVE INTO A TANK OF DEADLY SHARKS. 260 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:57,084 I CAN'T, NOT AFTER THAT HORRIBLE DAY AT SHARK-TANK CAMP. 261 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,988 TELL HER IT'S A DEFINITE MAYBE. 262 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,270 JACKKNIFE. 263 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,305 SWAN DIVE. 264 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,439 Abby: PASS THE POPCORN. 265 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,407 Pip: CANNONBALL... 266 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,376 MM, BUTTERY. 267 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,912 Duke: HEY, COME ON, HOOVES OFF THE TABLE. 268 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,014 WOULD YOU PLEASE USE YOUR COASTERS? 269 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,882 UGH, I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET YOU GUYS IN HERE. 270 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,151 DUKE, CHILL, THE FARMER'S AT THE WORLD RUTABAGA SUMMIT 271 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,920 WHICH MEANS WE CAN KICK IT IN PEACE. 272 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:36,189 HEY, WHO WANTS FUDGE-COVERED CHEESE 273 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,125 Everyone: ME, ME, ME... 274 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,894 I COULDN'T FIND ANY NUTS, SO I USED STINK-BEETLES. 275 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,864 Everyone: EW, WHAT, PIG... 276 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,432 OK, EVERYBODY, SETTLE DOWN, GUYS. 277 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:46,399 "PAMPERED PETS" IS STARTING. 278 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,936 Freddy: SWEET, SCOOT OVER. 279 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:49,970 HEY, MOVE YOUR BUTT. 280 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,072 Pig: OH, SORRY, HOW'S THIS? Pip: AUGH, GET OFF. 281 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,308 Man: This week we set sail for Castle Fripplehoot. 282 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:59,146 Where Prince Fripplehoot treats his pigs like royalty. 283 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,413 WOW... 284 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,016 Host: It's only the best for these high-born hogs 285 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:06,954 as they savor luxuries most animals can only dream of. 286 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:10,357 But only porkers from the same royal lineage 287 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,559 can park it at this piggy palace. 288 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,963 Just look for the tell-tale birthmark on their pampered heinies. 289 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,165 Pip: HEY, PIG'S GOT THE SAME BIRTHMARK. 290 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,033 WHICH I'LL PROBABLY SEE IN MY NIGHTMARES TONIGHT. 291 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:20,968 YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? 292 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:21,935 SHOW THE BUTT, PIG-STER. 293 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,204 Pig: HERE YOU GO. 294 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,438 Pip: LOOK AT THAT. Otis: PIG. 295 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,307 HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT YOUR OWN BUTT? 296 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,209 UM... YOU'VE GOT THE ROYAL BIRTHMARK. 297 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,610 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS? 298 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,046 YES, YES... NO. 299 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:36,049 IT MEANS YOU COME FROM THE SAME FAMILY AS THOSE PIGS. 300 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,952 BY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK, BUDDY, YOU COULD BE LIVING THE GOOD LIFE. 301 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,088 WOW, THE GOOD LIFE. 302 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,623 I'M IMAGINING IT NOW. 303 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,929 WAIT A MINUTE, I THINK I'M ALREADY LIVING THE GOOD LIFE. 304 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,999 YEAH, BUT IF THIS FRIPPLEHOOT WEINER INVITES YOU TO LIVE AT THE CASTLE 305 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,200 WE CAN COME ALONG AS YOUR ENTOURAGE. 306 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,104 I WANT TO EAT ROYAL CHICKENS. 307 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,538 WHAT? 308 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,207 I MEAN, I WANT TO MEET ROYAL CHICKENS AND... 309 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,143 HAVE... JAM AND BREAD... Otis: OH, OK. 310 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,346 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO STOMP ON ANYONE'S DREAMS, I'M IN. 311 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,951 ABBY, BREAK OUT THE CAMERA, WE GOT BUTT PICTURES TO FAX. 312 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,119 Pip: WE NEED THE WIDE ANGLE. 313 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:23,964 WOW, UH, 300 GIVES ME A LOT TO CHOOSE FROM. 314 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,533 NOW WE WAIT. 315 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,037 FANTASTIC, I HATE WAITING. ME TOO. 316 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,371 PINEY OAKS FARMS. 317 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,673 YEAH, HI, I JUST GOT THIS HERE BUTT-FAX... 318 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,542 WRONG NUMBER. 319 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,378 HELLO? 320 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,379 THIS IS PRINCE FRIPPLEHOOT. 321 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,248 OH, THE PRINCE, YES, GOOD. 322 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:46,119 LORD MAYOR INSPECTOR PROFESSOR OTIS SPEAKING. 323 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,589 I SEE YOU'VE ACQUIRED THE BUTT-FAX. 324 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:53,593 WE SHALL START FILLING OUR WARDROBES WITH OUR THINGS. 325 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,528 NOT SO FAST. 326 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,198 YOUR PIG MAY BE ROYAL, BUT TO LIVE AT CASTLE FRIPPLEHOOT 327 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,034 HE MUST BEHAVE LIKE A ROYAL. 328 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:05,338 THE PIGS AND I WILL ARRIVE IN THREE DAYS TO ASSESS HIS SUITABILITY, TA-TA. 329 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:09,142 GUYS, WE GOT THREE DAYS TO TURN PIG INTO A WELL-BRED GENTLEMEN. 330 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,078 "SAVE ME, MUD-MAN, SAVE ME." 331 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,013 "I'LL SAVE YOU, LADY. 332 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,682 ARMPIT-FART ACTIVATE." 333 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,050 WE'RE HOSED. 334 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,318 SUPER-HOSED. 335 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,153 ALL RIGHT, LET'S BEGIN. 336 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:23,023 RIGHT, SAYS IN THIS BOOK THAT A TRUE GENTLEMAN 337 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,225 IS ALWAYS CLEAN AND PLEASANT-SMELLING. 338 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,628 CLEAR. 339 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:35,502 NOW THIS HERE PAGE SAYS, "TABLE MANNERS ARE THE HALLMARK OF THE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN." 340 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,738 SO, UH, WHY IS PIP ATTACHING ELECTRODES TO ME? 341 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,207 NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT. 342 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,175 EACH TIME YOU DO SOMETHING MESSY OR UNCOUTH 343 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,710 PIP WILL ADMINISTER TINY SHOCKS TO YOUR BODY. 344 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,245 HEY, I'M NOT SURE I LIKE THE SOUND OF... 345 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,049 WE'RE UP AND RUNNING. 346 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,251 OH, EXCELLENT, GUYS, LUNCH IS SERVED. 347 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,987 OOH, GOOD, PIZZA. 348 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:58,358 "A GENTLEMAN SHOULD ALWAYS USE A KNIFE AND A FORK." 349 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,593 AH. 350 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,230 DON'T CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN. 351 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,098 FINE. 352 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,234 HEY, WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 353 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,335 PAW SLIPPED. 354 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,271 AW, FORGET YOU GUYS, I'M STARVING. 355 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:16,476 [GRUNTS, SHUDDERS AND EATS NOISILY...] 356 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:20,247 NOW THAT HITS THE SPOT. 357 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:43,236 SO AFTER THREE DAYS OF HARD WORK WITH PIG, WE'VE ACCOMPLISHED... 358 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,040 HEY... 359 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,508 ZIP, NADA. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 360 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,277 PIG, WHAT GIVES, I MEAN... 361 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,811 THIS IS OUR ONE CHANCE TO LIVE THE GOOD LIFE 362 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,812 AND YOU'RE BARELY TRYING. 363 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,547 NO, I AM TRYING, OTIS. 364 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,149 THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH PRESSURE. 365 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,584 PRESSURE, WHAT PRESSURE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 366 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,653 IT'S THE PRINCE. 367 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:04,257 OK, PIG, OUR ENTIRE FUTURE IS RIDING ON WHAT YOU SAY AND DO NEXT. 368 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,425 EEP. 369 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,297 Otis: WELCOME TO PINEY OAKS, PRINCE FRIPPLEHOOTERS. 370 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,532 FRIPPLEHOOT. YES, QUITE. 371 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,800 MAY I SEE THE PIG? 372 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,303 OH, YES, OF COURSE, YOUR "PRINCEFULNESS." 373 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,704 PRESENT THE PIG... 374 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,174 HMM? 375 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,418 UGH, UGH... 376 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,154 OH, OH, THAT WAS MY CHATTERY BOTTOM. 377 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,722 ANYWAY, THERE, YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE HIS BIRTHMARK 378 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,557 AND AS YOU CAN SEE, HE IS CLEARLY A GENTLEMAN 379 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,426 SO, UH, DONE DEAL, AM I RIGHT, WHERE DO WE SIGN? 380 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,460 AUBREY, MAX. 381 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,170 I'LL LET HIS FELLOW ROYALS DETERMINE HIS WORTHINESS. 382 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,740 IF THEY TAKE TO HIM, HE MAY COME TO LIVE AT THE CASTLE. 383 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,842 SEE YOU IN 12 HOURS. 384 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,043 HAVE A GOOD 12. 385 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,846 Do whatever you have to do to make them like you. 386 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:00,880 'KAY, BYE. 387 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,215 Whatever you have to do. 388 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,116 'KAY, YOU KIDS HAVE FUN. 389 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,384 I'm not kidding, whatever... 390 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,218 I GET IT. 391 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,620 LOOK, LET'S CUT THIS SHORT, SHALL WE? 392 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,490 COUSIN OR NOT, YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT ROYAL MATERIAL. 393 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,625 LOOK AT HIS SILLY, LITTLE FACE. 394 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,627 AW, COME ON, GUYS, I'M REAL SOPHISTICATED. 395 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:15,628 GIVE ME A SHOT. 396 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,897 OH, VERY WELL. 397 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,332 SHALL WE REPAIR TO THE MUDHOLE? 398 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,467 YEAH, LET'S DO IT. 399 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,369 UH, I MEAN, UH, AFTER YOU. 400 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:25,405 THANK YOU, OR SHOULD I SAY, "YOU'RE A DIRTY PEASANT." 401 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,141 Max: YOU DID SAY IT. 402 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,343 Aubrey: ...AND I POINTED IT OUT TO YOU. 403 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,878 'KAY, FELLOWS, CHECK IT OUT. 404 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,880 "PIG-ABUNGA..." 405 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,348 UGH... 406 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,284 YOU'VE SPLATTERED US, YOU HORRIBLE FELLOW. 407 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,386 WHAT'S WRONG, DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE MUD 408 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:43,390 NOW I SHALL HAVE TO SOAK MYSELF IN ROSEWATER FOR A WEEK. 409 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,158 EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN. 410 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:48,228 LORD OTIS SENT ME OVER HERE WITH SOME TOWELS. 411 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,496 AW, THANKS, DUKE, BUDDY. 412 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,398 "DUKE, BUDDY"? 413 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,266 THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL THE HELP? 414 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,302 ENTIRELY TOO FAMILIAR. 415 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:59,439 UH, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS, UH, "HEY, FLEA-BAG, THESE TOWELS ARE TOO POOFY." 416 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,640 YES, MUCH BETTER. 417 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:01,541 QUITE. YES. 418 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,842 HEY, WORK WITH ME, DUKE. 419 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,245 I THINK I KNOW HOW TO WIN THESE GUYS OVER, OK? 420 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,913 YOU BUTT-SNIFFING HYDRANT JOCKEY. 421 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,449 THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR IMPUDENCE. 422 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,420 DELICIOUS. 423 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,955 FLICK HIS BOTTOM, FLICK IT, FLICK HIS BOTTOM, FLICK IT. 424 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,825 AND THAT'S FOR MAKING EYE CONTACT. 425 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,427 HE SHOWS PROMISE. 426 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,528 SO WHAT'S NEXT? 427 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,696 OH, LET'S HAVE A ROUND OF CROQUET. 428 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,831 THEN FLICK MORE BOTTOMS. 429 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,599 GREAT JOB, BUDDY. 430 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,703 YOUR MALLET, MY LIEGE. 431 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,572 THANKS, FREDDY, ER... 432 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,441 I MEAN, YOU STUPID WEASEL. 433 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,976 LOOK AT THIS MALLET, IT'S NOT EVEN SPIT-SHINED. 434 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,546 "SPIT-SHINED." 435 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,681 UH, RIGHT, UH, TERRIBLY SORRY. 436 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,317 I'LL SPIT ON IT IMMEDIATELY. 437 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,453 NOT NOW, YOU IDIOT, IT'S TOO LATE. 438 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:49,956 I'M OK. 439 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,691 DARN, SHANKED IT. 440 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,460 GOOD SHOT. 441 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,995 WE LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, OLD MAN. 442 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,531 LET'S HAVE SOME TEA, OH, I'M FAMISHED. 443 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,636 MORE MARMALADE, MASTER PIG? 444 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,972 THANK YOU, ABBY, F.Y.I., YOU'RE A DOOFUS. 445 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,575 Pig: I CALLED HER A DOOFUS. 446 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:10,910 Pig: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 447 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,846 WE SIMPLY ADORE HOW CRUEL YOU ARE TO THE HELP. 448 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,649 YES... YOU DO HAVE SOME ROUGH EDGES, TO BE SURE 449 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,851 BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU LIVE AMONGST THE RABBLE. 450 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,588 OH, AND HOW THE RABBLE VEX ME. 451 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,623 THERE'S A HUNDRED-DOLLAR WORD. 452 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,924 OH, I LIKE IT. 453 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:25,858 OOPS. OW. 454 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:26,926 SORRY, SIR. 455 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,728 THAT'S OK, MY FAULT, I MEAN... 456 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,863 YOU CLUMSY, OAFISH NINCOMPOOP. 457 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:31,998 LOOK WHAT YOU DID. 458 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,602 THAT SEEMED RATHER HOSTILE. 459 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,037 DOWNRIGHT CRUEL. YES. 460 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,340 HE'S IN. DONE AND DONE. 461 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:43,910 Max: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. 462 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,547 Freddy: HE SLAPPED ME WITH A GLOVE. 463 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,881 Peck: HE HIT ME WITH A CROQUET BALL. 464 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,650 Abby: HE CALLED ME AN OAFISH NINCOMPOOP. 465 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,084 WHOA-WHOA-WHOA, GUYS, GUYS, LOOK. 466 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:55,955 I KNOW PIG, AND I AM SURE THAT ONCE HE'S AWAY FROM THOSE PORKY SNOBS 467 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,358 HE'LL BE THE SAME CHARMING BLOB OF GOO WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE. 468 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,360 GOOD MORROW, COMMONERS. 469 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,761 UH, SOMEONE DRAW ME A FOOT-BATH. 470 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,697 WOW, PIG, WHAT'S THE DEAL, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO EVERYBODY? 471 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,834 WHAT, I WAS JUST GETTING ON MAX AND AUBREY'S GOOD SIDE LIKE YOU WANTED ME TO. 472 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:11,037 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SUCH A JERK ABOUT IT. 473 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,372 YEAH. YOU'RE ONE OF US, REMEMBER? 474 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:15,408 HEY, YOU'RE THE ONES WHO GOT ME INTO THIS, SO DON'T YELL AT ME. 475 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,579 GUYS, GUYS, THE PRINCE IS BACK. 476 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:25,518 THE PIGS HAVE SPOKEN. 477 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,054 YOUR PIG MAY COME TO LIVE AT CASTLE FRIPPLEHOOT. 478 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:31,057 AWESOME... IS WHAT AN AMERICAN WOULD SAY. 479 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,859 UH, "DUCKY" IS MUCH MORE OUR VERNACULAR. 480 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:36,529 NOW HE'LL BE BRINGING 20 OR SO OTHER ANIMALS WITH HIM 481 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,064 UH, SERVANTS, POKER BUDDIES AND WHATNOT. 482 00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,932 NO-NO-NO-NO-NO, OUT OF THE QUESTION. 483 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,701 NO NON-ROYALS ALLOWED. 484 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,472 NOW I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE ROYAL AFFIDAVITS. 485 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,839 OTIS, I... 486 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:47,940 IT'S ALL RIGHT, PIG. 487 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,676 JUST 'CAUSE WE CAN'T LIVE THE GOOD LIFE 488 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,411 DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD MISS OUT. 489 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,846 JUST SIGN HERE, LORD MAYOR INSPECTOR PROFESSOR 490 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:57,016 AND YOUR PIG WILL BEGIN HIS GLORIOUS, NEW LIFE. 491 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:17,437 IT'S... INHUMAN. 492 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,706 OK, YOU SNOTTY, LITTLE TROLLS. 493 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,574 LET'S GO TO YOUR STUPID CASTLE. 494 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:23,643 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE NOT COMING WITH US. 495 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,613 I SHAN'T LOOK AT HIM ANY LONGER. 496 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,047 I FEEL FAINT. 497 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,883 THERE, THERE, AUBREY, LET US LEAVE THIS TERRIBLE PLACE. 498 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,385 Pig: GUYS, COME BACK. 499 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:36,155 HEY, I FOUND A PICKLE UNDER MY THIRD CHIN. 500 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,460 PIG, WHY'D YOU DO THAT? 501 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,662 I MEAN, WHY'D YOU THROW AWAY YOUR ONE CHANCE TO LIVE THE GOOD LIFE? 502 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,931 LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE, OTIS... 503 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,033 LIVING HERE WITH YOU GUYS, I'M ALREADY LIVING THE GOOD LIFE. 504 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:50,803 Everyone: AWW, PIG... 505 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:53,606 Pig: NOW WHO WANTS TO ROLL AROUND IN THEIR OWN FILTH? 506 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,608 Everyone: WE DO. 507 00:22:55,642 --> 00:22:57,009 ACTUALLY, NO, NOT SO MUCH. 508 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,745 Otis: MY FILTH IS NOT GOOD. 509 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,146 MORE FOR ME. 510 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,688 Man: OH... 511 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:43,590 Man: MATION.