1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,309 - I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE. 2 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:11,679 I'LL BE BACK. 3 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,247 [sheep bleating] 4 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:14,382 - CLEAR! 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,350 [upbeat hoedown music] 6 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:18,086 - ALL RIGHT! 7 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:19,487 * * 8 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,055 - RAT-A-BAMBA! 9 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:24,225 - * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 10 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:25,493 * WE GO ON DANCING * 11 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:29,063 - WHOO-HOO! WHOA! 12 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,731 OW, OW! OKAY, OW. 13 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,466 OW! 14 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,368 - * DO SI DO YOUR PARTNER NOW * 15 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:35,703 * * 16 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,738 * PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 17 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,473 * * 18 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,041 * DO SI DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 19 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:43,511 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL * 20 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,146 [motor roaring] 21 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,680 - HA HA! 22 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:03,697 - GUYS, WE HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND... 23 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:07,135 THE GRAND OPENING OF THE NEW DONK E. CHEEZ! 24 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,137 [electronic noises] 25 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:12,240 [glorious music] 26 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,607 [more electronic noises] 27 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,243 - DUDE, I'M ALL OVER THAT SKEEBALL. 28 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,711 - DANCE-DANCE-DANCIN' MACHINE, TURBO DELUXE EDITION! 29 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,147 - TICKET TORNADO BOOTH! 30 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:20,348 - LASER TAG! 31 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,550 - 17 KINDS OF PIZZA. 32 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:23,984 - [screams] 33 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:25,853 GUYS, GET OVER HERE AND CHECK OUT THE PRIZE COUNTER. 34 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,855 - WOW, A BACK SCRATCHER. 35 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,690 - YEAH, I MEANT THAT. 36 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:32,560 all: ZBOX 360! 37 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,662 - ZBOX 360! 38 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:35,729 - EXTREME. 39 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:38,065 SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR BRAIN. 40 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:40,067 [energetic techno music] 41 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:42,836 - ACTUAL LIFE PALES IN COMPARISON TO... 42 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,772 all: WOW. 43 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,707 - THAT'S THE COOLEST GAME SYSTEM EVER. 44 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,609 - THEY'RE SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE. 45 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,043 - GUYS, DESTINY HAS BROUGHT US HERE 46 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:52,180 TO WIN THAT ZBOX FOR THE BARNYARD. 47 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:53,414 - EARTH TO OTIS. 48 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,283 THAT THING COSTS, LIKE, 10,000 TICKETS. 49 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:56,650 - YEAH, WE'LL NEVER GET THAT MANY. 50 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:57,751 - 10,000? 51 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,287 - GUYS, DID NAPOLEON QUIT 52 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,889 WHEN HE NEEDED 10,000 TICKETS TO CONQUER FRANCE? 53 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,891 DID THAT OTHER GUY QUIT WHEN HE NEEDED 10,000 TICKETS 54 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,559 TO DO THAT 10,000-TICKET THING? 55 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:06,627 NO! 56 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:07,828 I'M NOT SAYING IT'LL BE EASY. 57 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,597 I'M NOT SAYING-- 58 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:12,400 - [cries] 59 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,202 - DOWN, STEP, PIVOT, TURN! 60 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:15,469 UP, DOWN, SWIVEL, TURN! 61 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:16,470 UP, TURN! 62 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,046 - GOTCHA! COME HERE! PAPER CUT. 63 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:27,315 I DON'T CARE! COME TO PAPA! 64 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:28,582 GREED IS GOOD. YEAH, BABY. 65 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,218 WHOO-HOO! I'M COOKING WITH GAS. 66 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:31,752 - HOOK SHOT. ding! 67 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:32,820 LAYUP. ding! 68 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:33,854 HEADER. ding! 69 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,689 BLINDFOLD. buzz! 70 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,458 DOH! NO MORE BLINDFOLD. 71 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:39,527 - * THE HORSEY IN THE FIELD GOES: NEIGH, NEIGH, NEIGH * 72 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,094 * NEIGH, NEIGH, NEIGH * 73 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,363 * NEIGH, NEIGH, NEIGH * 74 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,432 * THE HORSEY IN THE FIELD GOES... 75 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,468 [sultry music] 76 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:55,543 * * 77 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:56,610 * NEIGH, NEIGH, NEIGH * 78 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,813 * * 79 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,682 - SO COME HERE OFTEN? 80 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,817 - WE'RE BEST PALS. 81 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,986 - I WAS HOPING WE COULD BE SOMETHING MORE. 82 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,154 - AWESOME. 83 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,456 - [gasps] YOU MEAN IT? 84 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,292 THESE LINES USUALLY GET ME PEPPER-SPRAYED. 85 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:14,127 - OTIS, MY SWEET DANCE MOVES WON US 1,000 TICKETS. 86 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:15,796 - SKEEBALL BRINGING IN 900. 87 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:18,932 - I'VE GOT 400 IN THIS HAND, ANOTHER 75 IN MY ARMPIT, 88 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,434 AND ANOTHER 40 IN MY-- 89 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,336 - YES, YOU HAVE A LOT OF TICKETS; I GET IT. 90 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:24,472 OH, SWEET PAPERY GOODNESS. 91 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,374 AT THIS RATE, NOTHING WILL STOP US. 92 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,575 NOTHING! 93 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:30,611 [ominous music] 94 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:33,113 - SWEET, A NEW DONK E. CHEEZ RESTAURANT 95 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:35,115 WHERE I CAN TERRORIZE STUPID KIDS 96 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:37,651 AND PLAY THE LATEST STUPID GAMES. 97 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,919 - TERRORIZING'S FUN. 98 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,488 - YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME. 99 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,489 - I LIKE "DONKEYS." 100 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,490 - KIDS ARE STUPID. 101 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:43,924 - ZIP IT, LOSERS. 102 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:48,796 NOW TO FORMULATE A CLEVER PLAN TO GET SOME GAME TOKENS. 103 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,531 - [with English accent] OH, GOLDEN TOKENS. 104 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,700 I'VE SAVED MY WHOLE LIFE 105 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,735 AND CAN FINALLY FEEL YOUR MAGIC CLINKING 106 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,704 IN MY TINY ORPHAN FING-- 107 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,038 - GIVE ME YOUR TOKENS! 108 00:03:58,105 --> 00:03:59,707 - HEH, HE TOOK YOUR TOKENS. 109 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,208 - YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TOKENS! 110 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:02,209 - HAVE FUN BEING BROKE. 111 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:03,577 - HERE. 112 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:06,314 NOW GO OFF AND WIN ME SOME DELECTABLE TOKENS. 113 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,449 - BYE-BYE, NO-TOKENS. 114 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:10,951 - [inhales] AH! 115 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,820 OH, THAT'S THE STUFF. 116 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:13,887 AH. 117 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,188 - OTIS, LOOK. 118 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:17,124 I GOT THIS COOL POCKET MIRROR FOR TWO TICKETS. 119 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:18,359 - PIG, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 120 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,727 WE NEED EVERY TICKET TO GO TO THE ZBOX. 121 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,228 NOW, GIVE ME THAT. 122 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:23,196 I KNOW THERE ARE MANY SHINY THINGS IN THE PRIZE BOOTH 123 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:24,365 THAT WE WANT TO PUT OUR HANDS ON, 124 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:26,099 BUT WE HAVE TO STAY FOCUSED. 125 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:27,935 - RIGHT, I'M FOCUSED. NOTHING SHINY. 126 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,036 [bell rings] 127 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,203 OOH, RINGY. 128 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:32,473 - PIG! - OH, SORRY. 129 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,342 - HEY, EVERYBODY. 130 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:37,144 IT'S ME, DONK E. CHEEZ. 131 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:39,513 HEY, KIDS, ENJOYING THAT PIZZA? 132 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,915 WHO WANTS TO HEAR A SONG? 133 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:45,018 * OH, I'M DONK E. CHEEZ, AND I LOVE TO PLAY * 134 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,954 * I'VE GOT COOL GAMES WE CAN PLAY ALL-- * 135 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,356 AH! WHY? 136 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:49,390 - HA HA! 137 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:52,793 TAKE THAT, STUPID CHEESE DONKEY. 138 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,963 THANKS FOR THE PIZZA, LOSER. 139 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:59,266 I NEED TO CARB UP TO POWER MY AWESOME GAME SKILLS, 140 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,268 'CAUSE I'M A WINNER. 141 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:02,903 - GOT ANOTHER 500 TICKETS, OTIS. 142 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,405 - SWEET BUSINESS! 143 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,807 WE'RE ALREADY HALFWAY TO WINNING THAT ZBOX 360. 144 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:10,378 - [gasps] ZBOX 360? 145 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:13,381 [romantic music] 146 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:21,121 * * 147 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,790 animals: SNOTTY BOY! 148 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:25,593 - HE WANTS TO TAKE OUR ZBOX ON A NAUGHTY HONEYMOON. 149 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:28,796 SORRY, GREASY FINGERS; THAT ZBOX IS SPOKEN FOR. 150 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:33,233 - THAT ZBOX IS MINE, STUPID GIANT FREAK KID. 151 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,234 [all gasp] 152 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:35,736 HA HA! 153 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:38,439 I SMASHED PIZZA IN YOUR FACE. 154 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:39,907 - I GATHERED. 155 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,809 - OTIS, WHAT IF SNOTTY BOY GETS THOSE 10,000 TICKETS 156 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,110 BEFORE WE DO? 157 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,812 - NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 158 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,114 COME ON, GUYS; WE GOT TO PLAY LIKE WE'VE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE. 159 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,081 [all cheering] 160 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,082 - OTIS IS RIGHT. 161 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,418 - [panting] 162 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:51,952 - OOF! 163 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,554 - FAN OUT, LOSERS. 164 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:56,924 WE GOTTA GET 10,000 TICKETS BEFORE THOSE OTHER STUPID KIDS. 165 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:59,427 - HOW ARE WE GONNA WIN 10,000 TICKETS? 166 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,729 - WE'RE NOT GONNA WIN THEM. 167 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,064 WE'RE GONNA STEAL THEM. 168 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:05,599 NOW, GET OUT THERE! 169 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:06,867 - YOU'RE THE BOSS OF US. 170 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:08,168 - YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT OF MY BRAIN. 171 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:09,269 - YOU ARE OUR MASTER. 172 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:10,738 - YOU OWN MY SOUL. 173 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:11,872 - GO, ALREADY! 174 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,441 - LOOK AT ALL THE MARVELOUS PRIZES 175 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,576 I CAN BRING BACK TO THE OTHER CHILDREN 176 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:16,610 AT THE ORPHANAGE. 177 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:17,611 - HEH HEH! 178 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:18,612 - GOT YOUR TICKETS. 179 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:19,847 - SEE YA! - BYE! 180 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:22,916 - GOT YOUR STUPID TICKETS, FEATHERY KID. 181 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,585 - HEY, THOSE ARE-- 182 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,454 HEY, LET ME OUT. 183 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:27,888 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 184 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,289 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 185 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:30,458 HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 186 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:31,459 NO, NO, YOU WOULDN'T. 187 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,260 - HA HA! 188 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:34,462 - QUITE KIDDING AROUND. 189 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,664 AH! AH! HOT CHEESE! HOT CHEESE! 190 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,334 - 500 TICKETS. LET'S GO AGAIN. 191 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:44,037 - HEY, PINK KID AND SHRIMPY KID. 192 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,573 - YES? 193 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:46,640 - UH-OH. 194 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:47,941 WAAA! 195 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,610 - WHOA! [buzzer buzzes] 196 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:57,384 [lively music] 197 00:06:57,485 --> 00:07:01,088 * * 198 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,756 - HUH? 199 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:07,861 [tempo increases] 200 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,564 [screaming] 201 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:14,635 - 200 TICKETS. 202 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,737 250, 300. 203 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:19,139 YES! 204 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,941 OH, I'M SORRY. DID YOU WANT TO PLAY? 205 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:22,776 - I LET YOU DO THAT. 206 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,679 - GUYS, I THINK WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 207 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,014 GUYS? 208 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,550 - GET ME OUT OF HERE. GET ME OUT OF HERE! 209 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:31,785 - GET ME OUT! THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 210 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,120 GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW! 211 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,254 - [screams] 212 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:35,689 - OOH! 213 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:36,957 AH! 214 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:39,059 - OH, NO, THEY'VE BEEN SNOTTIFIED. 215 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,427 LOOKS LIKE IT'S DOWN TO ME AND SNOTTY. 216 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:41,795 - WHAT ABOUT ME? 217 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,230 - [screaming] 218 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,599 - SO AFTER I BUMMED AROUND EUROPE FOR A FEW MONTHS, 219 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,735 I ENDED UP AT THE BARNYARD. 220 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,003 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SUPERSTAR. 221 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,840 - WOW, GORGEOUS AND A GOOD LISTENER. 222 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:55,108 both: 8,999... 223 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,644 9,000. 224 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:57,645 HUH? 225 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:58,946 - LOOKS LIKE A TIE BALL GAME. 226 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,948 - SO IT DOES. 227 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,016 - 1,000 MORE TICKETS WINS THAT ZBOX. 228 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,885 - THERE'S ONLY ONE GAME 229 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:08,689 THAT AWARDS THE VICTOR 1,000 TICKETS. 230 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:09,823 - SO YOU MEAN-- 231 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,959 - THAT'S RIGHT, LASER TAG. 232 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,026 - LASER TAG? 233 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,896 - [boisterously] LASER TAG! 234 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:26,439 - HE'S CLOSE; I CAN SMELL HIM. 235 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,108 - HA HA! 236 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,643 [electricity crackling] 237 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,580 - YOU'RE GONNA LOSE, GIMUNGO BOY. 238 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,582 - HMM, YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD JUST-- 239 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:35,983 LASER BLAST! 240 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,087 - STUPID LASER SHOCKS. 241 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:51,131 - * I'M DONK E. CHEEZ, AND I LOVE TO PLAY * 242 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,132 * I'VE GOT COOL-- * 243 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,034 - HA HA! 244 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:02,610 OW! 245 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,311 MY--MY STUPID ANKLE. 246 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,980 TIME-OUT. TIME-OUT! 247 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,448 - NICE TRY, NO-SOUL. 248 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:10,050 - NO, NO, FOR REALS. 249 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,385 I THINK I DISLOCATED MY WHATEVER BONE. 250 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,621 [cries] 251 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:14,788 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 252 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,389 STOP CRYING. EVERYONE'S LOOKING. 253 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,926 THERE'S PROBABLY A DONK E. NURSE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 254 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,428 AH, SMELLY BETRAYAL! 255 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,064 - HA! 256 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,634 YOU SHOWED MERCY. YOU'RE WEAK. 257 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,435 THAT ZBOX IS MINE. 258 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,772 SAY GOOD-BYE, STUPID ENLARGED KID. 259 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,340 - WAIT A MINUTE. 260 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,276 KID, FAMILY, NOUGAT... 261 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,645 SUSPENSION BRIDGES... 262 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,713 PIG'S POCKET MIRROR! 263 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:49,089 - WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM, 264 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:51,792 TELL 'EM DONK E. CHEEZ SENT YA. 265 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,496 - [screams] 266 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,065 - THERE YOU GO, MY GOOD MAN. 267 00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,532 10,000 TICKETS. 268 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,769 ONE ZBOX, PLEASE. 269 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,239 - OH, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 270 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,475 OH, YOU SMELL LIKE A RAINBOW. 271 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,310 [whispers] I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU. 272 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:13,280 - CONGRATULATIONS, SIR, ON YOUR WELL-DESERVED WIN. 273 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,815 - THANKS, KID. 274 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,784 CONDUCTING A TRANSACTION HERE, SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 275 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,218 I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 276 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,887 - OF COURSE, THE OTHER ORPHANS WERE SO HOPING 277 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,588 I WOULD WIN IT FOR THEM. 278 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:24,057 WELL, I'D BETTER START THE 12-MILE TREK BACK 279 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,392 THROUGH THE WOLF FOREST. 280 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,593 TA-TA, THEN. 281 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:29,462 - [groans] WAIT. HOLD ON. WAIT. 282 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:32,132 HERE. I GUESS YOU ORPHANS NEED THIS MORE THAN WE DO. 283 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,433 - GASP! 284 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,369 SO SHINES A GOOD DEED IN A WEARY WORLD. 285 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:39,639 BLESS YOU, SIR. BLESS YOU ALL! 286 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:42,876 [with Brooklyn accent] HEY, MA, 287 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,045 I CONNED ANOTHER DUMB CHUMP OUT OF HIS ZBOX, HEY! 288 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,814 - NICE WORK, JUNIOR. 289 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,949 GET IN THE CAR. 290 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,884 [tires screeching] 291 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,921 - WELL, OTIS, YOU DID THE WRONG THING. 292 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,222 - I SURE DID, ABBY. 293 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,957 I SURE DID. 294 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,625 - YEAH, IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY STUPID. 295 00:10:58,692 --> 00:10:59,827 - YEAH, I MEAN, YOU JUST GAVE IT TO HIM. 296 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,261 - I KNOW WHAT I DID! 297 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,396 - WELL, AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE MY POCKET MIRROR. 298 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:06,066 - LOOK, BABY, I KNOW THIS IS ALL HAPPENING VERY FAST, 299 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,534 BUT WILL YOU MARRY ME? 300 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,936 - KID, NO! 301 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,570 GET THAT LIGHT OUT OF HER EYES! 302 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,572 IT MAKES THEM GO BERSERK. 303 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:19,346 - CRUSH! SMASH! DESTROY! 304 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,882 CRUSH! SMASH! DESTROY! 305 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:25,018 [people screaming] 306 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,758 - WHY? 307 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:31,992 - SO BOWLING TOMORROW? 308 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,226 - SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. - I'M IN. 309 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,295 - WORKS FOR ME. - YOU KNOW IT. 310 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,330 - [chuckles] WHAT A DAY. 311 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,367 IT'LL MAKE A WONDERFUL STORY TO TELL OUR CHILDREN. 312 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:41,769 MORE CIDER? 313 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:45,338 - SUPERSTAR, BEST, AWESOME! 314 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,940 BIRTHDAY, PALS. 315 00:11:47,007 --> 00:12:01,454 - [sighs happily] 316 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,655 - OKAY, FOLKS, THE NAME OF THE GAME 317 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:03,824 IS HOT SKUNK, HOT SKUNK. 318 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,458 WHOEVER'S HOLDING SKUNKY WHEN HE WAKES UP 319 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,928 GET A FACE FULL OF STINK. 320 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,629 - UH, OTIS, THERE'S A TRUCK COMING. 321 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,899 - NICE TRY, ABBS. YOU CAN'T PSYCH ME OUT. 322 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,233 - OTIS, SHE'S NOT JOKING. 323 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,501 - OH, PLEASE, PECK. 324 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,036 HOW GULLIBLE DO YOU THINK-- [horn honks] 325 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,105 BAD SMELL COMA. 326 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,173 [skunk warbles] 327 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,009 - OH, YOU SURE DID, RIGHT IN HIS FACE. 328 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,844 [laughs] 329 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,712 - HELLO. MAY I-- 330 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:29,682 [sultry music] 331 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:33,153 - * OH, BABY * 332 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,556 * * 333 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:39,492 - GUHHHH. 334 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:40,994 - HOWDY, HON. 335 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,695 NAME IS BRONCO BETSY, 336 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,898 AND I'M SCOUTING TALENT FOR MY RODEO. 337 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,066 - DUH... 338 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,601 NICE EYES ARE YOU. 339 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,670 - UGH. WHAT DID I MISS? 340 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,205 - THE FARMER'S IN LOVE AGAIN. 341 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,474 - HOPEFULLY SHE'LL STICK AROUND PAST THE DROOL STAGE. 342 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:57,077 - DUH... 343 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,846 - YOU GOT ANY RODEO ACTS AROUND HERE? 344 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,680 MAYBE A FARMHAND WHO CAN BUST A BRONC 345 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,850 OR A MONKEY THAT RIDES A PIG? 346 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,051 - CAN'T SAY AS I DO, 347 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,718 THOUGH I'M A BIT OF A SHARPSHOOTER. 348 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,420 MAILBOX AT 50 PACES. 349 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,659 - HEY, FARM-- 350 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:20,033 - OKAY. I'M GONNA GO NOW. 351 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,534 - OKAY. 352 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,236 - NOW WE'LL NEVER HAVE A NEW MOMMY. 353 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,604 - IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY TO HELP. 354 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,339 - MAYBE THERE IS. 355 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,374 PIP, GET MY HORNS. 356 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,876 PIG, GLUE MY BACK UP. 357 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:29,877 - COMING UP. - YOU GOT IT. 358 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,115 - DO I LOOK LIKE A FEARSOME BULL? 359 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,449 - CAN YOU TUCK IN THE UDDERS? 360 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,885 - I AM. 361 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,053 NOW TO TURN THAT DUNGAREE-WEARING COUCH JOCKEY 362 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,754 INTO A ROOTIN', TOOTIN' RODEO HUNK. 363 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,991 - GO GET 'EM, OTIS! 364 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,558 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 365 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,294 - MAYBE WE CAN HAVE LUNCH SOMETIME. 366 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,361 - [Otis snorting] 367 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,597 AH, MAD BULL! 368 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,036 - WHAT IN THE HAY? 369 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,037 - WHOA, WHOA! WHOA! 370 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,138 CALMLY. 371 00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,639 CALM THE OCEAN THERE, BOY. 372 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,508 WHOA. 373 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,176 - WHOO-HOO, MISTER. 374 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,378 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU COULD RIDE LIKE THAT? 375 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,548 - UM, I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG? 376 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:09,816 - YOU'RE MY NEW STARRING ACT. 377 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,119 BE AT THE COW PALACE TOMORROW AT 7:00. 378 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:16,289 YOU KEEP RIDING LIKE THAT, AND YOU MIGHT JUST WIN MY HEART. 379 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,625 - YOU HEAR THAT, STRANGE BULL I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE? 380 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,427 WE'RE GOING TO THE RODEO! 381 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,430 - WHOOPS, WRONG SHOW. 382 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,764 I MEANT RODEO. 383 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,069 - OH, YOU MUST BE THAT NEW BULL RIDER. 384 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,137 GO ON IN. 385 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,471 - MUCH OBLIGED. 386 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,605 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 387 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:33,806 YOU FOLKS AREN'T ON MY LIST. 388 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,208 - UH, WE'RE PART OF THE SHOW. 389 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,045 I'M A TRICK-ROPIN', FULL-FIGURED COWGIRL. 390 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,647 - AND WE'RE RODEO CLOWNS. 391 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,116 - YEAH, I THINK HE GETS IT. 392 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,953 [sighs] 393 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,054 - WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 394 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,455 - I'M A TINY MONKEY WHO RIDES A PIG. 395 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,191 I MEAN-- [chatters like a monkey] 396 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,260 - WORKS FOR ME. GO ON IN. 397 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,595 - FREDDY! 398 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,031 [fiddle music] 399 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,969 [crowd cheering] 400 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,740 [cheers and applause] 401 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,242 - THANK YOU KINDLY, FOLKS. 402 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,078 NOW, IN A FEW MINUTES, WE'RE GOING TO BRING OUT 403 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,981 THE HARD-RIDINGEST BULL JOCKEY YOU EVER DID SEE, 404 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,016 A COWBOY WHO CALLS HIMSELF... 405 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,717 THE FARMER! 406 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,987 [all talking] 407 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,855 - HI, BRONCO BETSY. 408 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,124 - HEY, FARMER. 409 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,758 YOU CAN PUT YOUR BULL OVER IN STALL NUMBER ONE 410 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,027 UNTIL YOU RIDE. 411 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,862 JUST KEEP AWAY FROM STALL NUMBER TWO. 412 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:32,365 [bull snarling] 413 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,267 THAT THERE'S PSYCHO, 414 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,770 THE MOST VIOLENT BULL IN ALL RODEO. 415 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,273 PUT EVERY COWBOY WHO EVER RODE HIM 416 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,042 IN THE HOSPITAL. 417 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,076 [all gasp] 418 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,811 - YOU SMELL NICE. 419 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:47,447 - OH, AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT LEATHER AND SWEAT. 420 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,282 GOOD LUCK OUT THERE. 421 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,384 I'LL BE WATCHING. 422 00:15:51,451 --> 00:16:00,693 - EEEEEEEE! 423 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,162 IN YOU GO, BULL. 424 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,730 I'M GOING TO GO TO THE LITTLE COWBOYS' ROOM 425 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,599 TO PUT ON MY SPARKLY CHAPS. 426 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,036 [suspenseful music] 427 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,703 - OTIS, THIS IS SO EXCITIN'. 428 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,172 WHEN DO WE GET TO GO ON? 429 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,341 [all talking excitedly] 430 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,875 - GUYS, THIS ISN'T ABOUT US. 431 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,178 IT'S ABOUT GETTING BRONCO BETSY TO FALL FOR THE FARMER. 432 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,446 AND IF I HAPPEN TO BECOME 433 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,348 A FAMOUS RODEO STAR IN THE PROCESS, 434 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,949 WELL, THAT'S A RISK WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE. 435 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,152 - BULL-RIDING EVENT IN TEN MINUTES! 436 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,286 - [nervously] OKAY, OKAY. 437 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,554 OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH. 438 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,688 HOW DO I LOOK? 439 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,323 - STILL GOT THEM UDDERS. - I SURE DO! 440 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,059 - HEY, NEW GUY! 441 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,260 - HOLY COW! - IT'S THAT CRAZY BULL. 442 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,062 - HE EATS COWBOYS FOR BREAKFAST. 443 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,697 - AND ACCOUNTANTS FOR A LIGHT SNACK AT 4:00! 444 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,232 - WHAT? COME ON. 445 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:42,069 DON'T TELL ME YOU GUYS BELIEVE THAT STORY. 446 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,403 - WELL, AIN'T IT TRUE? 447 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,273 - NO, THAT'S ALL TINSEL AND FAKE-'EM-UPS. 448 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,541 I'M JUST ENTERTAINING THE NICE PEOPLE. 449 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,144 IT'S SHOWBIZ AND "HEY, LOOK AT ME." 450 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,245 AM I RIGHT? 451 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,247 - YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT SO. 452 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,848 PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE HOW HARD IT IS 453 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,984 FOR US PROFESSIONAL SHOW BULLS TO ACT ALL TOUGH AND MEAN. 454 00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,086 - OTIS, STAY AWAY FROM HIM. 455 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,420 - YEAH, YOU HEARD THE RODEO LADY. 456 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,788 - OH, GUYS, IT'S FINE. 457 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,256 I'M JUST GOING TO TALK A LITTLE SHOP HERE 458 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,424 WITH MY BULL BUDDY. 459 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,559 - SURE. HEY, I LIKE YOU GUYS. 460 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,660 THE PINK ONE IS FUNNY. 461 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,396 THE MONKEY IS VERY CUTE. 462 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,998 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT THING IS NEXT TO THE DUCK. 463 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,333 HEY, GUYS, COME HERE. COME HERE. 464 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,368 HERE'S SOME RODEO FUN MONEY. 465 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,837 GET SOMETHING NICE AT THE CONCESSION STAND. 466 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,339 HERE YOU GO. 467 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,608 HERE'S SOME FOR YOU AND SOME FOR THE WEIRD GUY. 468 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,543 WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS NOW, RIGHT? 469 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,112 - WOW, THANKS! - AWESOME. 470 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,413 - WHAT A GREAT GUY. 471 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,382 - SO, PSYCHO, GOT ANY CROWD-PLEASING TRICKS 472 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,118 YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH ME BEFORE I GO ON? 473 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,619 - OH, SURE, THAT'S GOOD TO DO. 474 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,122 BUT BEFORE THAT, COULD YOU HELP ME MOVE MY COUCH? 475 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,857 I HAD THE MINIATURE PONIES OVER FOR FONDUE LAST NIGHT, 476 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,326 AND IT GOT A LITTLE ROWDY. 477 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,361 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 478 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,530 - HA, HA, THOSE CHEESE-EATING FREAKS. 479 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,165 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE. 480 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:48,368 LET ME JUST COME INSIDE AND TRUSTINGLY ENTER YOUR DWELLING. 481 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,906 - YEAH, IT'S SMALL, BUT IT GETS A NICE LIGHT. 482 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:56,176 SO, ANYWAY, IF YOU COULD JUST GRAB THAT END. 483 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,044 - SURE, NO PROBLEM, NEW FRIEND. 484 00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,813 JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU WANT-- FURNITURE BETRAYAL! 485 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,151 - NOT SO COCKY NOW, ARE YOU, NEW BULL? 486 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,253 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, HOT SHOT. 487 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,522 THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE STAR IN THIS RODEO. 488 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,990 AND NOW THAT YOU'RE OUT OF THE WAY, 489 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:14,627 TONIGHT PSYCHO RIDES AGAIN! 490 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,164 [laughs evilly] 491 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,431 HOW ARE YOU DOING THERE? 492 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,932 - [in high-pitched voice] NOT TOO GOOD. 493 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,769 - [laughs] 494 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,172 - OW. 495 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,773 - NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY, FARMER. 496 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:27,874 THIS VET'S THE BEST THERE IS. 497 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,642 HOW IS HE, DOC? 498 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,612 - WELL, THIS BULL'S GOT A-- OH, I'VE SEEN THE PICTURES. 499 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,181 WHAT IS IT WHEN THE BONE IS ALL-- 500 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,949 YOU KNOW, THERE'S A BIG CRACK AND IT HURTS A LOT? 501 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:37,984 - BROKEN. 502 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,186 - RIGHT, YEAH, THAT'S IT. 503 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,587 HIS LEG'S BROKEN. 504 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,955 HE WON'T BE DOING ANY RIDING TONIGHT. 505 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,724 - OH, THAT'S A SHAME, HON. 506 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,026 AND I SO WANTED TO SEE YOU RIDE AGAIN, 507 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:49,028 THEN POSSIBLY MARRY YOU. 508 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,297 BUT I GUESS IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE. 509 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,898 - W-W-WAIT, WAIT. 510 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,967 I'LL RIDE ANY BULL YOU GOT, EVEN THAT PSYCHO FELLA. 511 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,769 - NO, FARMER. THAT'S CRAZY TALK. 512 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,605 - WELL, MAYBE I AM CRAZY-- 513 00:18:58,671 --> 00:18:59,972 CRAZY IN LOVE. 514 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,909 LET'S DO THIS THING! 515 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,677 OH, HERE I GO! 516 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:05,645 [all gasp] 517 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,420 [crowd cheering] 518 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,222 - HEY, WHERE'S PSYCHO? 519 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,989 WE BROUGHT HIM SOME CHOCOLATE-COVERED RAISINS. 520 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,925 - [gasps] OTIS, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG? 521 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,727 - PSYCHO ASKED ME TO HELP HIM MOVE HIS COUCH 522 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,429 AND THEN BUSTED MY LEG AND SAID MEAN THINGS, 523 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,896 AND THE FARMER DECIDED TO RIDE HIM 524 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,765 TO WIN THE LOVE OF BRONCO BETSY, AND NOW HE'S DOOMED. 525 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,634 - I GET HIS RAISINS! 526 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,471 I MEAN, AFTER WE GET OVER THE INITIAL SHOCK OF THIS. 527 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:35,141 - OW! OW! AYE. OH, GOOD GRACIOUS. 528 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,479 OH, WHOA, WHOA. SLOW DOWN. 529 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,514 - HE'LL PULVERIZE HIS DELICATE OLD-MAN BONES. 530 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,983 - I CAN'T WATCH. - THE HORROR. 531 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,619 MMM, RAISINS. 532 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,662 - PRETTY RODEO LADIES. 533 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,664 - [cackles] 534 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,535 [snorting] 535 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,570 - WE GOTTA SAVE HIM! 536 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,071 FREDDY, PECK, GET OUT THERE, 537 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,206 AND TRY TO DISTRACT PSYCHO WITH SOME RODEO CLOWNIN'. 538 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,742 ABBY, YOU TRY TO ROPE PSYCHO. - I'M ON IT. 539 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:10,877 - PIG AND PIP, DO... 540 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,413 WHAT A TINY MONKEY ON A PIG DOES. 541 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,481 - HYAH! HYAH! 542 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,349 - [squeals] 543 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,752 - AH, IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY: DO WHAT YOU LOVE. 544 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,621 OKAY, SHOW TIME. HERE WE GO. 545 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,922 - YOO HOO! 546 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,691 - OH, MR. PSYCHO! 547 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,360 - OH, IT'S THE DUCK AND THE WEIRD GUY. 548 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,729 WELL, AS LONG AS I'M OUT HERE... 549 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:37,270 OH, THE RED CAPE ANVIL FAKE-OUT. 550 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:40,807 YOU GUYS ARE OLD-SCHOOL. I LOVE THAT. 551 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,343 - [both screaming] 552 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,211 - HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS WILL GO ON? 553 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,980 - NOT SURE. KEEP SCREAMING. 554 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,382 - [laughs] 555 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,817 I'M HERE ALL WEEK. 556 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,319 - HA! GOTCHA! 557 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,554 - OH, THE LASSO ON THE HORNS. 558 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,988 THAT'S CUTE. 559 00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,390 SO IS THIS. 560 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,458 - WHOA! 561 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,363 - HEY, BULLY, CHECK IT OUT. 562 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,064 TINY MONKEY RIDING A PIG. 563 00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,933 [makes monkey noises] 564 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:10,136 - OOH, THE MONKEY'S HURLING FAKE RAISIN POOP AT ME. 565 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,371 I'M SO DISTRACTED! 566 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:12,339 JUST KIDDING. NO, I'M NOT. 567 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,008 - I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 568 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,077 [groans] 569 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,612 - NOW, WHERE WAS I? 570 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,514 OH, RIGHT, SQUISHING THE FARMER. 571 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,817 - LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALL UP TO ME. 572 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:25,918 [whistles] 573 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,820 - HUH? OH, THIS GUY. 574 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,390 HE IS A WORTHY ADVERSARY... 575 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,858 FOR ME TO SQUISH! 576 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:32,792 [train whistle blows] 577 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,695 pop! 578 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,864 MILK ME. 579 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:38,965 - [groaning] 580 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,933 HUH? IT'S MY COW OTIS. 581 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,269 HE MUST HAVE FOLLOWED MY SCENT HERE. 582 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,838 I'D BETTER USE MY SHARPSHOOTIN' SKILLS TO SAVE HIM. 583 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,040 - OH, NO! - THE FARMER'S A TERRIBLE SHOT. 584 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,542 - OTIS IS A GONER. 585 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:52,612 - GULP. 586 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:55,482 LET'S SEE; HIS SHOT THIS MORNING PULLED 27 FEET TO THE LEFT, 587 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,617 SO IF I CAN JUST ADJUST HIS SHOOTING ANGLE 103 DEGREES, 588 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,652 HE SHOULD HIT PSYCHO DEAD ON. 589 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,058 - MAIL-- 590 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:12,965 - OH, COME ON. 591 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:16,803 - THAT ALSO WORKS. 592 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:19,406 [all cheering] 593 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:23,676 - FIRST PRIZE FOR TAMING THE WILDEST BULL IN THE RODEO 594 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:26,846 GOES TO THE FARMER! 595 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:30,149 [cheers and applause] 596 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:33,420 AND THAT'S NOT ALL YOU'VE WON. 597 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,723 - AW, AIN'T THAT NICE? 598 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,425 - LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GETTING A NEW MOMMY. 599 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:41,260 [Freddy and Peck screaming] 600 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:45,798 - OR MAYBE NOT. 601 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,067 - YEAH, NOT. - DON'T THINK SO. 602 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:54,841 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 603 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:35,047 [kids laughing]