1 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:11,879 I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE, I'LL BE BACK. 2 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,482 CLEAR! 3 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,052 ALL RIGHT! 4 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:21,155 "RAT-ABUNGA!" 5 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:24,358 Man: * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 6 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,194 * WE GO ON DANCING... * 7 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,928 Otis: WHOO-HOO! 8 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:29,463 * ...THROUGH THE NIGHT * 9 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,731 OW, OW, OK, OW. 10 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:31,632 OW! 11 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,467 WHOO! 12 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,435 * DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER, NOW * 13 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:35,836 AHH! 14 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:39,140 * GONNA PARTY NOW TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 15 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,175 * DO-SI-DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 16 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:42,843 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL. * 17 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:46,280 HA-HA! 18 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:04,132 ALL RIGHT, WHOO. 19 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:06,700 GIVE IT UP FOR THE COMEDY STYLINGS 20 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,137 OF THE WORLD'S ANGRIEST CHICK. 21 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:10,571 THANKS, YOU'VE BEEN A TERRIBLE CROWD. 22 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:13,607 NOW GET LOST, SERIOUSLY, WORST CROWD EVER, SERIOUSLY. 23 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,843 WELL, WHAT AN ADORABLE PILE OF HATE. 24 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,878 OK, NOW, NEXT UP. 25 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:21,415 IT'S EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE CANINE BARBERSHOP TRIO: 26 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:22,950 THE THREE... PSST. 27 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,752 ROOT, THEY DIDN'T SHOW. 28 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,587 WHAT? WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY? 29 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:28,522 : * WAY TO GO, WE'RE TOTALLY LOST... * 30 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,391 : * YES, BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID DIRECTIONS * 31 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,592 * YOU'RE JUST A COUPLE OF * 32 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:34,862 All: * MOR...ONS * 33 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,831 WELL, MAYBE YOU FOLKS WOULD LIKE TO HEAR SOME IMPRESSIONS. 34 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:40,067 LET'S SEE, UH... YOU'RE UGLY... 35 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:41,735 AND YOU... 36 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,204 GUYS, THE SINGING DOGS DIDN'T SHOW. 37 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:44,472 WE DON'T HAVE A MUSICAL ACT. 38 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:46,307 IT'S AWFUL. OH, THE SHAME. 39 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:47,341 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 40 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:49,977 IT'S THE END OF EVERYTHING. 41 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,845 WELL, WHY DON'T WE GO ON INSTEAD? 42 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,881 LOOK, IF WE ALL POOL OUR MUSICAL TALENTS 43 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,983 I'LL BET WE CAN COME UP WITH A GREAT NEW SOUND. 44 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:58,051 HERE, I'LL START US OFF. 45 00:01:58,186 --> 00:01:59,853 GUYS, I THINK PECK'S ONTO SOMETHING. 46 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,555 WE CAN ALL WRITE A SONG TOGETHER. 47 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,191 NOW I'M NOT SAYING IT'LL BE EASY. 48 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,428 WOW, THAT WAS EASY. 49 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:08,929 HEY, PIP, GIVE, THIS TO ROOT. 50 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:12,099 YOU FOLKS ON A DATE... REALLY? 51 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,334 YOU KNOW YOU COULD DO BET... 52 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:17,738 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLANS. 53 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,974 PLEASE WELCOME, ALL THE WAY FROM BACKSTAGE: 54 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:21,575 THE WEEVILS. 55 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:28,015 * IT'S BEEN A BARN DAY'S NIGHT * 56 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:31,219 * AND WE'VE BEEN LAYIN' 'ROUND IN THE MUD * 57 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:34,555 * IT'S BEEN A BARN DAY'S NIGHT * 58 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:38,559 * YEAH, WE'VE BEEN CHEWIN' ON OUR CUD * 59 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,294 * BUT WHEN THE MILKIN' IS DONE * 60 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,095 * WE SET OUR UDDERS ON FUN * 61 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:45,266 * AND START FEELIN' THAT IT'S ALL RIGHT * 62 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:48,035 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * 63 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,804 * YEAH, YEAH. * 64 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:03,150 MAN, LAST NIGHT WAS A BLAST. 65 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:05,353 I CAN PRACTICALLY STILL HEAR THE CROWD CHANTING OUR NAMES. 66 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:06,687 Crowd: : WEE-VILS, WEE-VILS. 67 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:07,755 HEY, I PRACTICALLY HEAR THEM, TOO. 68 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,089 ME TOO. 69 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:10,691 GET OUT OF MY HEAD! 70 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:11,859 WAIT A MINUTE. 71 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,327 I THINK THAT'S COMING FROM OUTSIDE. 72 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:21,535 WHAT THE CUD? 73 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,170 THERE'S A BUNCH OF CRAZED HUMANS SCREAMING AT US. 74 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:24,438 THEY'RE ZOMBIES... 75 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:26,607 COME TO GORGE ON OUR FLESH. 76 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:27,875 OR FERTILIZER THIEVES 77 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,677 HERE TO STEAL OUR PRECIOUS DUNG. 78 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:32,313 WHAT DO THEY WANT, WHAT DO THEY WANT? 79 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:33,281 I'M THINKING... YOUR AUTOGRAPHS? 80 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,983 HUH? HUH? HUH? 81 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,618 Pip: I POSTED LAST NIGHT'S PERFORMANCE ON THE INTERNET. 82 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,152 IT GOT OVER THREE MILLION HITS. 83 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:42,189 SO THOSE PEOPLE OUTSIDE ARE... FANS? 84 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:45,058 : WEEVILS, WEEVILS, WEEVILS... 85 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,627 WEEVILS? 86 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,496 THE ONLY BUGS I TRULY FEAR. 87 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,631 TO THE WEEVIL SHELTER. 88 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,476 Woman: : System armed. 89 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,312 GUYS, WE'RE GOING OUT THERE 90 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:06,314 A RAGTAG BUNCH OF SMELLY BARN ANIMALS 91 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:07,915 BUT WE'RE COMING BACK ROCK STARS. 92 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,383 ROCK'N'ROLL. YEAH, BABY. 93 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:10,918 HELLO, CLEVELAND. 94 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,320 AW, THAT'S GREAT, OTIS. 95 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,921 LET'S JUST BE CAREFUL NOT TO LET FAME AND FORTUNE 96 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:16,890 POISON THE MAGICAL FRIENDSHIP WE ALL SHARE. 97 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,426 OTIS: HOW WOULD THAT HAPPEN? GET OUT OF HERE. 98 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,327 AS IF. 99 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,028 SHEESH. 100 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,464 HEY, OTIS, OK, IF MAKE A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT HOW FAME AND FORTUNE 101 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,966 IS ABOUT TO POISON THE MAGICAL FRIENDSHIP WE ALL SHARE? 102 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,134 WORKS FOR ME. 103 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,636 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, IT'S SHOWTIME. 104 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:34,742 HERE THEY ARE, PEOPLE, THE WEEVILS. 105 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:37,144 GUYS, SOME SAY YOU'RE DESTROYING SOCIETY 106 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:40,514 WITH YOUR LOUD MUSIC AND ANIMAL-LIKE APPEARANCE. 107 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:42,115 ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY? 108 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:43,884 UH, WE JUST WANNA ROCK. 109 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,353 MUSIC CAN CHANGE THE WORLD. 110 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,755 I LIKE PIE. 111 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,857 WOW, AREN'T THEY ADORABLE FOLKS? 112 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:50,958 GET 'EM! 113 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,240 Crowd: OHH... 114 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:18,386 Pip: OVERNIGHT, AMERICA HAD FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE FAB FIVE. 115 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:21,088 BUT THE ANIMALS WOULD SOON DISCOVER THAT WHEN FAME WALKS IN THE DOOR 116 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,891 FRIENDSHIP GOES OUT THE WINDOW. 117 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,859 BOY, BEING CHASED FOR EIGHT HOURS 118 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,061 IS MURDER ON A GAL'S HOOVES. 119 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,697 GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE. 120 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,565 I JUST BOOKED US ON THE "HEY, HEY, HEY!" SHOW. 121 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:33,967 Pip: WHAT- THAT'S ONLY THE BIGGEST MUSIC SHOW ON TV. 122 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,168 WE'RE GONNA BE HUGE. 123 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:37,638 AND HAVE ACCESS TO EXPENSIVE THERAPISTS. 124 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:39,673 THAT'S RIGHT, GUYS, NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW. 125 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,409 WOW, THIS IS SO EXCITING. 126 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,076 WE SHOULD START PRACTICING RIGHT NOW. 127 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:44,412 GREAT IDEA, PECK. 128 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,113 THE "OTIS EXPERIENCE" NEEDS TO SOUND TIGHT. 129 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,416 WHAT, THE "OTIS EXPERIENCE"? 130 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:50,217 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT WE SHOULD CHANGE OUR NAME 131 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,553 TO REFLECT MY ROLE AS THE BAND'S CHARISMATIC FRONT COW. 132 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,555 HUH, CHARISMATIC NOTHIN'. 133 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:57,090 IT'S MY SOLID BASS THUMP-A-DUMP THAT GETS THE FANS GROOVIN'. 134 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,560 NUH-UH, IT'S MY HIGH-VOLTAGE CHOREOGRAPHY. 135 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:00,494 OH. 136 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,229 "ROLLING PEBBLE" MAGAZINE 137 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:05,032 CITES MY INGENIOUS RHYMING OF "MUD" AND "CUD". 138 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,302 GREAT STUFF, GREAT STUFF. 139 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:12,039 GUYS, GUYS, STOP ARGUING. 140 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:15,075 WE ALL CONTRIBUTED TO THE BAND'S SUCCESS. 141 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,510 AND YOU PLAY THE... 142 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:17,611 TRIANGLE. 143 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,716 Pip: THE INFIGHTING HAD BEGUN. 144 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,985 THREE DAYS LATER, THE WEEVILS RECONVENED 145 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,720 BACKSTAGE AT THE "HEY, HEY, HEY!" SHOW. 146 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,188 BUT IN THAT BRIEF TIME 147 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:30,991 FAME HAD BEGUN TO WORK ITS WICKED WAYS. 148 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,325 Otis: PIP, IS THAT YOU? Pip: NO. 149 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,061 Otis: I KNOW IT'S YOU, I CAN HEAR YOU NARRATING. 150 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,128 Pip: OH, MAN. 151 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,668 WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? 152 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,269 WE'RE ON LIVE IN 20 MINUTES. 153 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:45,072 SORRY, PECK, FREDDY TOSSED THE LIMO DRIVER OUT OF THE CAR. 154 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,107 I TOLD HIM NOT TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE. 155 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:50,778 AND WOULD YOU PLEASE REFER TO ME BY MY NEW NAME, THIS. 156 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,013 WHAT IS THIS? 157 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,016 I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED SPRING WATER FROM A PERUVIAN GLACIER. 158 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,818 THIS IS FROM SOME OTHER DUMB GLACIER. 159 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:02,923 GREETINGS, ALL, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY ENTOURAGE. 160 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,391 'SUP? 161 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,159 HEY, HOW COME HE GETS AN ENTOURAGE? 162 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:08,662 PIG, THAT'S NOT AN ENTOURAGE, THAT'S JUST AN OLD GOAT. 163 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,699 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S ONE MORE GOAT THAN YOU GOT, SWEETHEART. 164 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,400 I COULD'VE GOTTEN A GOAT. SO GO GET ONE. 165 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,936 I REPEAT... AHEM. 166 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:17,404 : 'ELLO, MATES. 167 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,673 ARE YOU ALL READY FOR TONIGHT'S TELLY BROADCAST, HUH? 168 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:20,508 WHAT 169 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:21,809 BIG BEN, FISH'N'CHIPS. 170 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,611 OTIS, WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' LIKE A PIRATE FOR? 171 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,078 AND WHAT'S WITH THE NEW CLOTHES? 172 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,747 YOU'RE GONNA UPSTAGE EVERYONE. 173 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,749 SORRY, BLOKES, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 174 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:30,518 AS IT TURNS OUT... 175 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,686 I'M A HUGE ROCK STAR, RIGHT ON. 176 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,890 GREAT STUFF, GREAT STUFF. 177 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:39,893 : STOP IT! 178 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,863 JUST LOOK AT WHAT SUCCESS HAS DONE TO US . 179 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,532 I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL FRIENDS. 180 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:47,067 I THOUGHT EACH OF US CONTRIBUTED TO OUR SOUND. 181 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:50,704 ARE YOU TOO SELF-CENTERED TO SEE THAT STARDOM 182 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:53,273 IS TEARING US APART? 183 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,175 I'M SORRY, WHAT DO YOU PLAY AGAIN? 184 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,310 IT'S A THING THAT MAKES A NOISE, IT'S CLANGY, ISN'T IT? 185 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:58,345 GIVE US THE FIRST LETTER. 186 00:07:58,411 --> 00:07:59,112 A TUBA? 187 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,380 IS IT MADE OUT OF A CAR? 188 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:01,448 I CAN REWIND. 189 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:02,716 IS IT BIGGER THAN A BREAD BOX? 190 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:03,984 OH, IT'S A BREAD BOX. 191 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:06,319 THAT'S IT, I'M OUT OF HERE, AND I'M TAKING MY 192 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:09,089 "TRI" "ANGLE" WITH ME! 193 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,458 OH, I GOT IT, IT'S A TRIANGLE. TRIANGLE, OH. 194 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:12,726 Abby: THAT WAS IT. 195 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,361 WAIT, PECK, COME ON, DON'T RUN OUT ON US NOW. 196 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,098 THOSE BREAD BOX PLAYERS ARE REAL WHACK JOBS, AREN'T THEY? 197 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,099 EXPENSIVE TOO. 198 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,400 OH, NO. 199 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:21,802 NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 200 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,571 I DON'T KNOW, LOOK, NOBODY PANIC. 201 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:26,273 I'M SURE WE'LL SOUND PRETTY MUCH THE SAME WITHOUT PECK'S TRIANGLE. 202 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,708 ALL RIGHT, GRAB YOUR INSTRUMENTS, GUYS. 203 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:33,446 AH, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 204 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,786 MAYBE WE JUST WEREN'T IN TUNE- UH, LET'S TRY AGAIN. 205 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,625 WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE EXPLANATION. 206 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,027 PECK WAS USING A MAGIC TRIANGLE. 207 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:48,596 THAT MAKES SENSE. OH, GOOD THINKING. 208 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:49,897 SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? 209 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,899 GUYS, IT'S NOT THE TRIANGLE- PECK WAS RIGHT. 210 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,301 WE ALL CONTRIBUTED TO OUR SPECIAL SOUND. 211 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,103 ONCE WE LET OUR STUPID EGOS GET IN THE WAY 212 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,138 WE LOST THE THING THAT MADE US GREAT. 213 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,073 A MAGIC PARALLELOGRAM? 214 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,876 YOU'RE RIGHT OTIS, I FEEL TERRIBLE. 215 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:05,946 HOW COULD WE HAVE BEEN SUCH ... JERKS? 216 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:08,616 YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED. 217 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,417 ACTUALLY, COULD YOU ALL LOOK MORE ASHAMED? 218 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:11,719 Pig: HOW'S THIS? 219 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,654 ALL RIGHT, 10 MINUTES TILL SHOWTIME, GUYS. 220 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,322 LET'S GO FIND PECK. 221 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:21,629 OH, WELL, THANKS SO MUCH, TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS . 222 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:22,863 OH, IT'S YOU. 223 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,799 TAKE FIVE, GUYS. 224 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,367 FIVE WHAT? 225 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:28,501 I'M NOT SURE. 226 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,904 THAT TINY FEATHERED KID TALKS FUNNY. 227 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,241 PECK, YOU WERE RIGHT. 228 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,743 WE WERE WRONG TO LET FAME AND FORTUNE 229 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,077 GET IN THE WAY OF OUR FRIENDSHIP. 230 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,879 WILL PLEASE COME BACK AND PLAY WITH US TONIGHT? 231 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,347 YEAH, BUDDY. YEAH, WE NEED YOU. 232 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,682 COME BACK, PECK. 233 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,316 THANKS, BUT NO THANKS. 234 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,787 MAYBE MY NEW BAND ISN'T FAMOUS, AND MAYBE WE'RE NOT TALENTED 235 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,657 BUT AT LEAST WE DON'T ARGUE OVER WHO'S THE STAR. 236 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:51,992 WE SIMPLY TAKE JOY IN MAKING MUSIC. 237 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,794 OW. 238 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,864 ALL RIGHT, PECK, I UNDERSTAND. 239 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,832 JUST LET US KNOW IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 240 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,536 Stage Manager: 10 SECONDS, WEEVILS. 241 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,072 WELL, GUYS, WE'RE PROBABLY ABOUT TO SOUND 242 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:08,441 LIKE THE BACK END OF A DYSPEPTIC ELEPHANT ON LIVE TELEVISION 243 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,310 BUT AT LEAST WE'RE GONNA DO IT AS FRIENDS. 244 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,611 Peck: HEY... 245 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,914 YOU FELLAS STILL LOOKING FOR A TRIANGLE PLAYER? 246 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,082 PECK! PECK! PECK! 247 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,050 Otis: HEY, WHAT MADE YOU COME BACK, BUDDY? 248 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:20,153 I COULDN'T LET MY BEST FRIENDS DOWN ON THEIR BIG NIGHT, COULD I? 249 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,355 PLUS, THE PIZZA TWINS HAD TO GO THE HOSPITAL. 250 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:25,125 DUDE, MUSIC'S DANGEROUS. 251 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,960 WE'RE LIVING ON THE EDGE. 252 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,595 Both: * DOODLE-LUH, DOODLE-LUH, DOO-DOO * 253 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,899 Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WEEVILS. 254 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,637 * IT'S BEEN A BARN DAY'S NIGHT * 255 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:40,941 * AND WE'VE BEEN LAYIN' 'ROUND IN THE MUD * 256 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:44,011 * IT'S BEEN A BARN DAY'S NIGHT * 257 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:47,247 * YEAH, WE'VE BEEN CHEWIN' ON OUR CUD * 258 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,983 * BUT WHEN THE MILKIN' IS DONE * 259 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,919 * WE SET OUR UDDERS ON FUN * 260 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:55,723 * AND START FEELIN' THAT IT'S ALL RIGHT * 261 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,958 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * 262 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,226 * YEAH, YEAH. * 263 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,630 Pip: THAT NIGHT, THE WEEVILS PLAYED BETTER 264 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,065 THAN THEY EVER PLAYED BEFORE... 265 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,100 THEN BROKE UP 20 MINUTES LATER 266 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,169 AFTER ARGUING OVER WHERE TO HAVE DINNER. 267 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,438 AND WHERE ARE THEY ALL NOW, YOU ASK? 268 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,574 OTIS WENT ON TO BECOME A UNITED STATES SENATOR. 269 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:17,577 ABBY BECAME AN F-16 FIGHTER PILOT. 270 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,046 FREDDY AND PECK BECAME CO-ANCHORS 271 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,849 OF A MORNING RADIO SHOW IN CLEVELAND. 272 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:24,584 AND PIG'S THE LEAD SINGER OF A SUCCESSFUL BOY BAND. 273 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:25,919 THE END. 274 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,454 WELL, GUYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY DOCUMENTARY? 275 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,957 UH, HEY, BUDDY, GOOD JOB. 276 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,192 EXCEPT I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN I'M NOT A U.S. SENATOR. 277 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,861 YEAH, AND I'M NOT A FIGHTER PILOT. 278 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,396 AND PIG'S NOT IN ANY BOY BAND. 279 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,098 Pig: HEY GUYS, CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PLEASE? 280 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,266 I'M TRYING TO REHEARSE OVER HERE. 281 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,269 OK, BOYS, FROM THE TOP. 282 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,537 : * THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET * 283 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,907 * THIS LITTLE PIGGY STAYED HOME * 284 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:49,442 * THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD ROAST BEEF * 285 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,779 * THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD NONE * 286 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,246 * AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY CRIED * 287 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,382 * OOH, BABY, OOH, BABY * 288 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,683 * FUNKY BABY... * 289 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:57,985 WORD. 290 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,006 Voice: WHO PUT THAT THERE? 291 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,376 MAIL CALL! 292 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,050 WHOO-HOO, MY CHEESE OF THE MONTH. 293 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,284 : MY NEW BARBELL. 294 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,920 Pig: OH! 295 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,822 AND MY NEW ISSUE OF "COWSMOPOLITAN". 296 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,857 "COWSMOPOLITAN", ISN'T THAT A CHICK MAGAZINE? 297 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,558 NO, YOU'RE THINKING OF "CHICK MAGAZINE". 298 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,163 HEY, WHAT'D YOU GET, FREDDY? 299 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,265 LET'S SEE... JUNK, JURY DUTY. 300 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,902 BIRTHDAY CARD FROM PARENTS I HAVEN'T SEEN IN 12 YEARS... JUNK. 301 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,471 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR PARENTS IN 12 YEARS? 302 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,472 HOW COME? HUH? 303 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,841 NO REASON. 304 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,075 I DON'T HAVE SOME DEEP DARK SECRET 305 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,309 I'VE BEEN KEEPING FROM YOU FOR YEARS 306 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,510 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 307 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,180 STOP LOOKING AT ME. 308 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,251 Abby: AW, HE MUST REALLY MISS HIS PARENTS. 309 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,618 I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING WE COULD DO. 310 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:06,954 OOH! 311 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,321 HEY, WE SHOULD JUST THROW FREDDY A BIRTHDAY PARTY 312 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,389 AND INVITE HIS PARENTS. 313 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,258 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, OTIS. 314 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,592 THEIR ADDRESS IS HERE ON THE CARD. 315 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,261 I'LL WRITE THE INVITATION. 316 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,863 PIG, HOLD MY BARBELL. 317 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,965 NO, DON'T... OOH, OH. 318 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,232 ...I'LL MAKE THE CAKE. 319 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,735 Man: ONE WEEK LATER... 320 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:23,904 Freddy: COME ON, PECK, WHAT'S GOING ON? 321 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,305 NOW, NOW, NEVER MIND. 322 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,974 JUST A LITTLE FURTHER, FRED. 323 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,610 A LITTLE FURTHER, AND... 324 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,445 All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FREDDY! 325 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,714 YOU GUYS, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 326 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,683 DON'T BE SILLY, FREDDY, YOU'RE FAMILY. 327 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,385 OH, AND SPEAKING OF FAMILY... 328 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,020 WE INVITED YOUR PARENTS AND THEY'RE GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 329 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,224 WOW, HE REALLY IS SURPRISED. 330 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,726 OTIS, MY PARENTS CANNOT COME HERE. 331 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,095 YOU HAVE TO UN-INVITE THEM. 332 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,029 UN 333 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,397 FREDDY, THEY TOTALLY MISS YOU. 334 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,631 THEY CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. 335 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,800 : NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 336 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,369 THEY'RE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME. 337 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,272 OH, NOW, EVERYBODY THINKS THEIR PARENTS ARE A LITTLE WEIRD, FREDDY. 338 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,541 MINE PUT KETCHUP ON THEIR HAY. 339 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,244 YEAH, AND MINE THINK LEPRECHAUNS ARE STEALING THEIR GOLD. 340 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,445 YOU SEE? 341 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,914 PIG'S PARENTS ARE STUPID AND CRAZY. 342 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,215 OH, YOU KNOW IT. 343 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,750 OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOUR PARENTS, FREDDY. 344 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,320 OH, I'M SURE THEY CAN'T WAIT TO EAT YOU. 345 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,955 "MEET" YOU, NOT EAT YOU. 346 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,024 EATING YOU WOULD BE SICK AND WRONG! 347 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,758 I GOT FERRETS... HILLSIDE. 348 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,998 Peck: HEY, FRED, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING ME ON THE LAWN MOWER... 349 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,300 WHA...! 350 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,469 Both: FREDDY. 351 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,938 MOM AND DAD. 352 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,342 AW, HOW COME WE NEVER GROUP HUG? 353 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,643 Pip: 'CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO TOUCH YOU. 354 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,777 YOU'RE SHALLOW. 355 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,213 OH, HONEY, WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 356 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,716 OH, IT'S REALLY GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. 357 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,385 Freddy: WELL, DON'T BE STRANGERS, HAVE A GOOD TRIP BACK. 358 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,786 DON'T FORGET TO WRITE. 359 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:47,854 WHOA, FREDDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 360 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,189 THEY JUST GOT HERE. 361 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,191 YOU GUYS JUST STAY AS LONG AS YOU WANT. 362 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,625 WE MADE ROOM IN THE SILO. 363 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,527 WE'RE NOT USING IT FOR ANYTHING ELSE. 364 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,996 YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT, YOU HUNGRY, YOU'RE PROBABLY HUNGRY RIGHT? 365 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,965 GOSH, NO, WE'RE JUST FINE. 366 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,700 WE STOPPED ON THE WAY AND HAD SOME OF MOTHER'S DELICIOUS FRIED CHICK... 367 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:01,868 "CHICKELSCHMIFFEN." 368 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,836 EVERYBODY LOVES MOM'S CHICKELSCHMIFFEN. 369 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,773 IT'S CHOCK FULL OF EGGPLANT AND SOY PASTE AND... 370 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:07,674 WELL, ENOUGH CHATTING. 371 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,543 ...LET'S GET YOU SETTLED IN. 372 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,512 HEY, LETS SEND OUT FOR CHICKELSCHMIFFEN. 373 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,182 Dad: I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS, SON. 374 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,984 CAN WE EAT THEM? HERB! 375 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,719 OH, HE KNOWS I'M JUST JOSHIN', MOTHER. 376 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,722 FREDDY AND I ARE CHICKEN MEN ALL THE WAY, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SON? 377 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,091 OH, YOU KNOW IT, DAD. 378 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,995 WELL, I JUST NEVER KNOW WITH YOU TWO. 379 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,729 RHODE ISLAND RED, 20 PACES. 380 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,365 GOOD WORK, MOTHER. 381 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,001 I'LL RUSH HIM, YOU GRAB HIS LEGS. 382 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,736 WAIT, NO! 383 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,605 OOF. OW. 384 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,741 HM. 385 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,376 SON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 386 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,544 WE ALMOST HAD HIM. 387 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,246 YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT THAT CHICKEN. 388 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,548 SHE'S ALL DRY AND SCRAWNY. 389 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,551 I HAVE A SPECIAL ONE PICKED OUT FOR US. 390 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,386 OOH, A SPECIAL ONE. 391 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,188 DID YOU HEAR THAT, MOTHER? 392 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,590 THAT'S MY LITTLE GRISTLE GOBBLING CARNIVORE. 393 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:02,095 HEY, HEY, WHO WANTS A TOUR OF THE BARNYARD? 394 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:02,929 NOBODY. 395 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:03,730 WE DO. WE DO. 396 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,365 NO, NOBODY. 397 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,137 Otis: AND OVER HERE IS PIG'S STALL. 398 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,039 IT'S NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT, AND IT ALSO STINKS. 399 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,106 Pip: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 400 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,274 THE SHEEP STALL... 401 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,508 Sheep: : WHAT'S UP? 402 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:16,509 Sheep 2: AFTERNOON. 403 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,910 FREDDY AND PECK'S STALL. 404 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,412 PECK, WHO'S PECK? 405 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,648 WHO'S PECK ? 406 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,483 HE'S ONLY YOUR SON'S BEST FRIEND. 407 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,518 LET'S SEE, I THINK I HEARD HIM CROWING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 408 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,187 CROWING? GROWING. 409 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,722 GROWING FROM ALL THE SWEET, DELICIOUS CHICKENS WE EAT. 410 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,324 PECK'S A ROOSTER. EATER. 411 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,593 A ROOSTER-EATER, JUST LIKE ME. 412 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,528 Peck: FREDDY! 413 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,499 EXCUSE ME. 414 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:40,967 YOU DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD A LOT 415 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,869 WHEN HE WAS A KID, DIDN'T YOU? WE SURE DID. 416 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:43,736 CONSTANTLY. 417 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,372 I'M BACK. 418 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,773 NOW WHERE ARE THOSE PARENTS OF YOURS? 419 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:47,940 Peck: HEY. 420 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,810 BALLOONY, BALLOONY. 421 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,245 Peck: FRED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 422 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,314 AREN'T THESE BALLOONS FOR YOUR PAR... WHOA! 423 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,649 FREDDY, FREDDY! 424 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,421 CRISIS AVERTED. 425 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,356 Otis: AND THIS IS THE HENHOUSE. 426 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,826 WELL, NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 427 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,695 YES, WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, OTIS. 428 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,935 RUN AWAY, SAVE YOURSELVES. 429 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,370 GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. 430 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,343 OW. 431 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,711 Otis: FREDDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 432 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,379 YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE LETTING THE HENS OUT 433 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,315 WHERE PREDATORS CAN EAT THEM. 434 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,517 YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE. 435 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,119 : TERRIBLY DELICIOUS. 436 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,586 OH, WHY WON'T THOSE PREDATORS 437 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,223 LEAVE OUR POOR CHICK CHICKS ALONE? 438 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,125 ...WITH US, SO WE CAN EAT THEM. 439 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:41,961 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE TO EAT CHICK... 440 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,363 AYE! 441 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:50,137 THERE HE IS, THE CUTEST BABY ON THE BLOCK. 442 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,004 All: AWW... 443 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,540 HEY, FREDDY, WHAT HAPPENED? 444 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,410 UH, OTIS, WHAT'S GOING ON? 445 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,312 OH, HEY, FREDDY. 446 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,414 YOUR FOLKS ARE GIVING US A LITTLE SLIDE SHOW OF YOUR FAMILY PHOTOS. 447 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,716 Dad: AND HERE HE IS TAKING HIS FIRST BATH. 448 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:04,851 Pip: ALSO HIS LAST. 449 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:11,158 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, FREDDY. 450 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,625 EVERYBODY LOVES 'EM. 451 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,161 OH, AND HERE'S ALL OF US SITTING DOWN 452 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,196 TO A TRADITIONAL HOLIDAY DINNER. 453 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,401 : NO... 454 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:26,273 [FREDDY GRUNTING... CRASHING SOUNDS] 455 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,442 SHOW'S OVER, DRIVE SAFE. 456 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:32,712 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME, BUT YOU CAN'T STAY HERE. 457 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,013 Duke: UNBELIEVABLE. Abby: CRAZY FERRET. 458 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,282 Pig: I WANT MY MONEY BACK. 459 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,916 MR. AND MRS. FERRET... 460 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:39,386 WOULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR A MINUTE? 461 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,488 ALL RIGHT, FREDDY, YOU GOT 10 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN 462 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,523 WHY YOU'RE ACTING LIKE SUCH A BLOCKHEAD. 463 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:48,195 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN I COULDN'T KEEP IT A SECRET ANY LONGER. 464 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:51,030 THIS IS A TRADITIONAL HOLIDAY DINNER. 465 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,101 YEAH, SO, IT'S JUST YOU AND YOUR FOLKS SITTING DOWN 466 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,337 TO A DELICIOUS MEAL OF, AHH, ROASTED ANIMAL! 467 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,508 NOW DO YOU GET IT? 468 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,511 MY PARENTS ARE FREAKISH, DEVIANT MEAT EATERS. 469 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:07,414 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, THEY SEEM SO NICE. 470 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,750 YEAH, WHEN THEY'RE NOT GORGING ON ANYTHING WITH GIZZARDS AND A BEAK. 471 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,353 THAT'S WHY I'VE NEVER TOLD THEM ABOUT PECK. 472 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,854 HEY, WHERE IS PECK ANYWAY? 473 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:21,261 MR. AND MRS. FERRET... HI, I'M... 474 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,530 OH, NO NEED TO TELL US. 475 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,998 YOU'RE THAT "SPECIAL" CHICKEN FREDDY TOLD US ABOUT. 476 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,235 OH, WELL, I DIDN'T REALIZE... 477 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,101 HEY! 478 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,241 GUYS, GUYS, HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN PECK? 479 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,608 HE JUST LEFT. 480 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,610 JUST NOW WITH YOUR "PAARENTS". 481 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,411 WHAT? 482 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,679 OH, NO. 483 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,147 : THEY'RE GONNA PUT HIM IN THE OVEN 484 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:44,016 AND BASTE HIM EVERY 10 MINUTES UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN. 485 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,519 : THEN A PINCH OF BROWN SUGAR TO TASTE. 486 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,722 FOR CRISPIER SKIN, TRY ROTATING HALFWAY THROUGH COOKING TIME, AND FOR... 487 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,291 UH, YOU WANNA STOP THAT? 488 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,059 I MEAN, WE GOTTA SAVE HIM! 489 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,797 HOW'S IT COMING, MOTHER? 490 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,666 OH, HE IS SUCH A DEAR. 491 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,033 OPEN UP, HON. 492 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:04,437 STEP AWAY FROM THE STEW POT. 493 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,005 WELL, HELLO, BOYS. 494 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,608 I'M JUST GETTING STARTED ON FREDDY'S BIRTHDAY DINNER. 495 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,511 MA'AM, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR THE ROOSTER. 496 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,079 WHOA, HEAVENS. 497 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,316 OH, I GUESS OTIS LIKES HIS MEAT ON THE RARE SIDE. 498 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:20,587 OH-HO-HO, YOUR PARENTS ARE GREAT, FRED. 499 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,890 THEY WERE JUST GIVING ME THE MOST WONDERFUL STEAM BATH. 500 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,393 ACTUALLY PECK, THEY WERE ABOUT TO COOK YOU AND EAT YOU. 501 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,161 WELL, SURE, THEY WERE ABOUT TO GO... WHOA! 502 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,763 WITH THE COOKING AND THE EATING! 503 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,401 SON, WHY ARE YOU CALLING TONIGHT'S DINNER, "PECK"? 504 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,803 GUYS, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 505 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:37,870 FREDDY... 506 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,306 IT'S OK, OTIS. 507 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,840 I'M DONE LYING. 508 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,810 MOM, DAD, PECK ISN'T DINNER. 509 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,878 HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 510 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,947 AND I'M NOT A VORACIOUS CHICKEN-EATER. 511 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,517 I'M A VEGETARIAN! 512 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,152 AND IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT 513 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,121 THEN I SAY "GOOD DAY, SIR... 514 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,357 AND MRS. SIR." 515 00:20:57,424 --> 00:21:01,528 : FREDERICK, GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW... 516 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,697 : AND GIVE YOUR OLD MAN A HUG. 517 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,400 YOU'RE NOT ASHAMED OF ME? 518 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,336 OH, HONEY, OF COURSE WE ARE. 519 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,771 ASHAMED AND DISGRACED. 520 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:13,606 AND DON'T FORGET HUMILIATED. 521 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,408 WE'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO CHANGE OUR NAMES. 522 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:18,210 AND I'M SURE OUR NEIGHBORS WILL PELT US WITH TRASH. 523 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,347 I KNOW I WOULD. 524 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,914 BUT AS LONG AS YOU'RE HAPPY, DEAR 525 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,050 I GUESS WE CAN LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT. 526 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,719 I SUPPOSE WE OWE YOUR FRIEND AN APOLOGY. 527 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,421 SORRY WE ALMOST ATE YOU, PECK. 528 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,923 AW, I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU GUYS. 529 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,560 GROUP HUG. 530 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,895 OK, WHOA, WHOA AND JUST WHOA, HOLD UP. 531 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,797 YOUR PARENTS EAT FARM ANIMALS... 532 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,632 YOUR KID IS A VEGETARIAN. 533 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,535 YOUR BEST FRIEND'S PARENTS JUST TRIED TO EAT YOU... 534 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:43,903 AND YOU'RE ALL COOL WITH THAT? 535 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,071 UH-HUH. YUP. 536 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,238 SURE ARE. PRETTY MUCH. 537 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,375 SWEET, JUST CHECKING. 538 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:51,010 MAKE SOME ROOM IN THERE, PEOPLE, SNUGS ALL AROUND. 539 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:53,880 HUH? 540 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,715 ALL RIGHT, A GROUP HUG. 541 00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,049 SCOOCH OVER, LET ME IN THERE. 542 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,150 All: OW! 543 00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,786 Peck: I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. 544 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:05,525 All: * SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FREDDY * 545 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:08,428 * ANY MANY, MANY MORE * 546 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:11,398 Abby: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FREDDY. 547 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,032 OH, THANKS EVERYONE. 548 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,635 THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER. 549 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:18,170 AND THANKS FOR MAKING US FEEL SO WELCOME. 550 00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:19,606 DON'T MENTION IT. 551 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,974 YOU GUYS CAN STAY AT THE BARNYARD AS LONG AS YOU WANT. 552 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,643 GOOD, NOW LET'S EAT. 553 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:26,278 All: WHOO-HOO. 554 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,313 MMM, SOUNDS GOOD. 555 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:28,781 IT IS GETTING... 556 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:31,984 WELL, TIME TO HEAD OUT. 557 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,520 YEAH, WE SHOULD GET GOING. 558 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:34,621 Peck: GOOD TRIP BACK. 559 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:35,822 YEAH, DRIVE SAFE. 560 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:36,956 Pip: DON'T BE STRANGERS. 561 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,224 Abby: COME BACK SOON, YOU HEAR? 562 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,566 Man: O... 563 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,934 Squeaky voice: ...MATION.