- I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE.
I'LL BE BACK.
[sheep bleating]
- CLEAR!
[upbeat hoedown music]
- ALL RIGHT!
* *
- RAT-A-BAMBA!
- * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS *
* WE GO ON DANCING *
- WHOO-HOO! WHOA!
OW, OW! OKAY, OW.
OW!
- * DO SI DO YOUR PARTNER NOW *
* *
* PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT *
* *
* DO SI DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW *
* IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL *
[motor roaring]
- HA HA!
- AND NOW BACK TO SUPERMODEL BOMB SQUAD.
- HURRY, DAKOTA.
DEACTIVATE THAT BOMB BEFORE THE RUNWAY EXPLODES.
- I'M ON IT, MADISON.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS CUT THE RED WIRE.
- MAN, I LOVE SUPERMODEL BOMB SQUAD.
- I JUST HOPE DAKOTA DOESN'T CHIP A NAIL.
- WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR THIS BREAKING NEWS.
[all complaining]
- THIS JUST IN:
FURRY BEHEMOTH THE BELOVED ICON BIGFOOT
WAS CRUSHED IN AN AVALANCHE TODAY
ON THE TOP OF MOUNT AVALANCHE.
[all gasp]
SOURCES SAY HE WAS THERE ON LOCATION
FOR HIS NEW MUSIC VIDEO.
- * LOVE TO LOVE YOUR LOVELY LOVE... *
[rumbling]
[screams]
- PLEASE JOIN ME IN OBSERVING A MOMENT OF SILENCE.
HEY, CAUGHT IN AN AVALANCHE ON MOUNT AVALANCHE!
AIN'T THAT A STITCH?
- I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE.
- IT'S LIKE THERE'S A BIG, EMPTY, HAIRY SPACE IN MY HEART.
- POOR GUY, BURIED UNDER TONS OF COLD, HARD ICE.
- [sadly] I KNOW.
HEY, WHO'S UP FOR SNOW CONES?
WHAT? TOO SOON?
- HERE'S TO YOU, BIGFOOT.
LOOKS LIKE HEAVEN'S GOT A BIG, HAIRY ANGEL NOW.
[sniffling]
I CAN ALMOST HEAR HIS FIRM BUT GENTLE BEHEMOTH CRY
ON THE WIND.
- [Bigfoot howling]
- WAIT, I CAN HEAR IT!
HIS MAGNIFICENT MAN-BEAST PHYSIQUE
MUST HAVE SURVIVED THE AVALANCHE.
BIGFOOT'S ALIVE! ALIVE!
- AW, REMEMBER THIS?
all: AW!
- BOY, THOSE FLASHBULBS REALLY DROVE HIM NUTS.
- THEY FOUND THAT GUY THREE TOWNS OVER.
- FIRM BUT GENTLE! MOUNTAINTOP!
MAN-BEAST PHYSIQUE! BIGFOOT LIVES!
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- BIGFOOT'S ALIVE.
I HEARD HIM CALLING FOR HELP FROM THE MOUNTAINTOP.
- BUT THE NEWS SAID--
- I DON'T CARE WHAT IT SAID!
HE SURVIVED THE AVALANCHE.
HE'S TRAPPED UP THERE, AND WE HAVE TO RESCUE HIM,
ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THE TIMES HE SAVED MY LIFE.
[triumphant adventure music]
* *
- [roars]
- YEAH, NONE OF THOSE THINGS EVER HAPPENED.
- THEY EASILY COULD HAVE.
LOOK, I'LL GO ALONE IF I HAVE TO.
- NO, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
TAKE PECK WITH YOU.
- YEAH, I--WHAT?
- OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
WE'LL ALL GO.
- WE'LL ALL GO. - ME TOO.
- THANKS, GUYS.
I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LET ME DOWN.
- YEAH, WELL, THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ON TV THIS WEEKEND ANYWAY.
- JUST A BUNCH OF CARTOON RERUNS.
- BEHOLD!
MOUNT AVALANCHE.
- WHOA. - MOUNTAINY.
- AMAZING. - WOW!
- OKAY, GUYS, THIS IS GOING TO BE
OUR MOST PERILOUS ADVENTURE YET.
PECK PROBABLY WON'T SURVIVE.
- YEAH--WHAT?
- BUT THAT'S THE RISK WE HAVE TO TAKE TO SAVE OUR FRIEND.
HANG ON TIGHT, BIGFOOT!
WE'RE COMING!
- YEAH. - LET'S DO IT.
- BRING IT ON.
- BY THE WAY, DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO CLIMB A MOUNTAIN?
- NO. - NOPE.
- NOT A CLUE. - ARE THERE ROPES INVOLVED?
- [laughter]
I'LL HELP YOU CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN.
HEY, LOOK! AN OLD, SMELLY GOAT SHERPA.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, OLD PANTS?
- AH, MANY NAMES I HAVE HAD THROUGHOUT THE AGES.
BUT YOU MAY CALL ME...
RICHARD P. HOFSTETTER!
- AND YOU'LL TAKE US UP THE MOUNTAIN?
- I WILL, BUT FIRST YOU MUST ANSWER THREE QUESTIONS.
- RIDDLE AWAY, HORNED ONE.
- VERY WELL.
ONE: DID YOU PACK A LUNCH?
- YES, RIGHT HERE IN THIS COOLER.
- TWO: WHAT KIND OF LUNCH IS IT?
- JUST SOME SANDWICHES.
- THREE: DO YOU NEED YOUR PARKING VALIDATED?
- NO. - THEN FOLLOW ME.
BUT I MUST WARN YOU;
THE MOUNTAIN IS HIGH, AND THE ROCK WE TREAD IS HARD.
THE ROOSTER MAY NOT MAKE IT.
- WAIT, WHAT?
- LEAD ON, MY PUNGENT ALLY.
- VERY WELL.
MOUNTAIN SHABOOBIDY DING-DANG!
- WHY DID HE SAY THAT?
- NO IDEA.
[all grunting]
- SO CLOSE.
- EXCELLENT.
THE FIRST THREE FEET ARE THE HARDEST.
MOUNTAIN SHABOOBIDY DING-DANG!
all: MOUNTAIN SHABOOBIDY--
- ONLY I SAY THAT.
- SORRY. - SORRY ABOUT THAT.
- * YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND *
* NOTHING'S GONNA EVER KEEP YOU DOWN *
* YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND *
* NOTHING'S GONNA EVER KEEP YOU DOWN *
* YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND *
* NOTHING'S GONNA EVER KEEP YOU DOWN *
- NOW COMES WE TO THE MOST TREACHEROUS PART:
THE ICE BRIDGE.
GIVE ME THE COOLER, CHUNKY ONE,
LEAST YOUR GREAT WEIGHT SHATTER IT.
- OH, THANKS, RICHARD HOFSTETTER.
- YEAH, I'M GOOD LIKE THAT.
- OKAY, GUYS, LET'S MOVE OUT.
UH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
BIG COW COMIN' THROUGH.
OH, OH, STEADY.
- ICE, ICE, ICE. HA HA HA HA!
- SLOW AND STEADY. SLOW.
YES!
- HEY, MR. HOFSQUIDILY!
WE DID IT! NOW WHAT?
- NOW I STRAND YOU ON THE MOUNTAIN
AND KEEP YOUR DELICIOUS SANDWICHES FOR MYSELF.
all: NO!
- WHY, SHERPA? WHY?
- [laughs mischievously]
- BYE, RICHARD! - REALLY?
- WE'RE DOOMED.
- OTIS, WHAT DO WE DO?
- WE JUST NEED TO FIND BIGFOOT.
HE'LL KNOW THE WAY DOWN.
- IF WE FIND HIM.
- IF HE'S ALIVE.
- GUYS, WE CAN'T GIVE UP ON BIGFOOT.
DID HE GIVE UP ON US
WHEN WE WERE BEING SUCKED INTO THAT BLACK HOLE IN SPACE?
[all screaming]
- AGAIN, DIDN'T HAPPEN.
- NEVERTHELESS... WE'RE COMING, BIGFOOT!
[all chattering]
- S-S-S-SO COOL.
- S-S-S-SO TIRED.
- MUST EAT...
PECK.
- WHAT? - NOTHING.
- OH, PIP! OH, NO!
POOR LITTLE GUY, HE'S HALF FROZEN.
- WE GOTTA WARM HIM UP.
- QUICK, STUFF HIM IN PIG'S ARMPIT!
- WHA--WHAT?
NO, NOT PIG'S ARMPIT.
I'M FINE NOW. LOOK.
* LA LA LA LA LA *
- NO, NO, HE'S BABBLING. HE'S BABBLING.
GET HIM IN THERE.
- NO, NO, I'M OKAY.
I'LL WALK IT OFF.
- NO, PIP, IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
- NO, IT ISN'T.
JUST LEAVE ME HERE. I'VE HAD A FULL LIFE.
- [laughs] THAT TICKLES.
- HEY, THIS ISN'T BAD.
TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS, AND YOU'RE ALL DEAD.
[all panting]
- WE'RE ALMOST THERE, GUYS.
BASED ON NO REAL INFORMATION,
I'D SAY THE LOCATION WHERE BIGFOOT WAS FILMING HIS VIDEO
SHOULD BE JUST UP AHEAD.
[all gasp]
- A CHASM?
HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET ACROSS?
- WE'RE STUCK! - IT'S HOPELESS.
- NO, IT'S NOT.
WE JUST NEED TO GET A ROPE TO THE OTHER SIDE
SO WE CAN WALK ACROSS IT.
- WELL, HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT?
- SIMPLE; PECK WILL FLY IT ACROSS.
- YEAH, I'LL FLY--WHAT?
- SHH! DON'T TALK, CLUCKY.
SAVE YOUR STRENGTH FOR FLIGHT.
- BUT, OTIS, I'M A CHICKEN.
- IT'S OKAY, PECK. WE'RE ALL SCARED.
- NO, NO, I MEAN I'M AN ACTUAL CHICKEN.
CHICKENS CAN'T FLY.
- [laughs] OH, CAN'T THEY?
- NO.
- * WE BELIEVE YOU CAN SOAR-- *
- YEAH, WELL, SINGING WON'T HELP.
- EVERYBODY!
all: * JUST BELIEVE THAT YOUR WINGS EXPLORE *
- GUYS, IT'S BASIC BIOLOGY.
all: * ...LIFT YOU HIGH *
* TAKE A LEAP, AND TASTE THE SKY *
- FLY, PECK, FLY!
- NO-- [screaming]
- NOW, FOLLOW ME.
- EASY!
- STEADY. DON'T JIGGLE THE ROPE.
- DON'T LOOK DOWN. DON'T LOOK DOW--
OH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE LOOKED DOWN!
- GUYS, WE CAN DO THIS.
WE'RE DOING GREAT.
ALMOST.
MILK ME.
[all screaming]
- HEY, GUYS, HOW'S THE CLIMBING GOING?
MAMI!
- OTIS, THIS LOOKS LIKE THE END.
- NO, IT'S A MINOR SETBACK.
- MAYDAY!
- NOW IT'S THE END.
all: WHOA!
HUH?
- [roars]
all: BIGFOOT!
- BIGFOOT! - OH, WE FOUND YOU.
- YOU'RE THE BEST. - I LOVE YOU, BIGFOOT.
- I KNEW YOU WERE ALIVE.
WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU.
- [speaking unintelligibly]
- BIGFOOT SAYS THANK YOU, OTIS,
BUT HE WAS NEVER ACTUALLY IN DANGER.
- BUT THE BREAKING NEWS, THE AVALANCHE.
- BIGFOOT SAYS HE FAKED HIS DEATH
TO ESCAPE THE PAPARAZZI.
THE FLASHBULBS WERE DRIVING HIM CRAZY,
DRAINING HIM SPIRITUALLY,
AND NEVER LETTING HIM FIND A MOMENT'S PEACE.
- [muttering angrily]
- THEN THAT MEANS OTIS BROUGHT US UP HERE...
FOR NOTHING!
- NICE GOING. - WAY TO GO, OTIS.
- GOOD ONE, OTIS.
- GUYS, GUYS, I'M SURE WE'LL ALL HAVE A BIG OL' LAUGH ABOUT THIS
ONCE BIGFOOT GETS US BACK DOWN.
- BIGFOOT SAYS THERE IS NO WAY DOWN.
- WHAT?
- WE'RE SURROUNDED BY CHASMS,
AND BIGFOOT CAN'T FLY IN THIS THIN AIR.
[all groan]
BUT HE SAYS WE CAN STAY WITH HIM UP HERE.
- WELL, IT'LL BE A HARSH AND DIFFICULT LIFE.
EVERY MOMENT WILL BE A GAUNTLET
OF UNFORGIVING COLD AND CONSTANT STRUGGLE.
[cheers and laughter]
- MAN, BIGFOOT, THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
- YEAH, YOU GOT A SWEET SETUP.
- YOU KNOW, PIP, YOU COULD LEAVE MY ARMPIT ANY TIME NOW.
- I KNOW.
- HEY, LOOK, THE NORTHERN LIGHTS.
- WHAT'S WRONG, BIGFOOT?
- [screams]
- THE NORTHERN LIGHTS MUST BE REMINDING HIM
OF PHOTOGRAPHERS' FLASHBULBS.
- BIGFOOT, CALM DOWN.
STOP YELLING BEFORE YOU CAUSE AN--
[rumbling]
all: AVALANCHE!
WHOA!
- THOSE FOOLISH CLIMBERS SURE PACK A TASTY LUNCH.
[rumbling] HMM?
[all moaning]
- MY NINTH VERTEBRA!
- WAIT. HEY, HEY, WE'RE ALIVE.
AND WE MADE IT BACK DOWN THE MOUNTAIN!
- YAY! - YAH, BIGFOOT!
- YAY!
- [Bigfoot yells]
[laughs]
- BIGFOOT SAYS HE'D LIKE TO EXPRESS HIS JOY IN SONG.
[ballad plays] - * FALL DOWN MOUNTAIN *
* MOUNTAIN GO BOOM *
* ANIMALS IN HOT TUB NO DIE *
- EVERYBODY!
all: * FALL DOWN MOUNTAIN *
* MOUNTAIN GO BOOM *
* ANIMALS IN HOT TUB NO DIE *
[sneaky music]
* *
- EASY, NORA.
THIS IS IT.
TODAY I FINALLY EXPOSE THOSE FILTHY ANIMALS ON VIDEOTAPE,
GET THEM SHIPPED OFF TO A MEDICAL LAB,
AND BE RID OF THEM FOR GOOD!
- MRS. BEADY'S COMING.
- 3:15 RIGHT ON THE DOT, BLESS HER HEART.
SHE'S LIKE A BITTER, HATE-FILLED SWISS WATCH.
- OH, THAT'S WEIRD.
THEY'RE USUALLY OUTSIDE THIS TIME OF DAY.
[screams]
- [in booming voice] NORA BEADY.
I AM THE GRIM REAPER, AND I HAVE COME FOR YOU.
- NO, IT CAN'T BE.
I EAT FORTIFIED CEREAL
AND PEP STEP AROUND THE MALL ON WEEKENDS.
IT'S NOT FAIR!
- IS SHE BUYING IT?
- GET BACK UNDER MY BUTT.
- I STILL HAVEN'T BEEN TO PARIS
OR WORN MY HAIR IN CORN ROWS.
GIVE ME MORE TIME!
- VERY WELL.
YOUR SHRILL LIP-FLAPPING HAS TURNED MY HEART.
I SHALL SPARE YOU
IF YOU CAN DEFEAT ME AT MY FAVORITE GAME.
- IS IT WORD JUMBLE?
I'M VERY GOOD AT THAT.
- HA HA HA HA HA!
[seriously] NO.
TWO POINTS! NOTHING BUT NET! SWISH!
* FEAR THE REAPER. FEAR THE REAPER. *
- TAKE IT TO THE HOLE, NORA!
YEAGH!
UGH!
- THAT'S GAME.
YOUR TINY SPIRIT IS MINE.
- [screams]
[tires screeching]
[all cheering]
- OTIS, THAT WAS THE BEST PRANK EVER.
- YEAH, THAT WAS THE PRETTIEST PRANK YOU EVER PERPETRATED.
- DUDE, STOP SAYING "P" WORDS.
- PSORRY.
- YEAH, I'M PRETTY AMAZING.
BUT I GOT TO GIVE CREDIT TO OLD BILE BUNS.
SHE REALLY BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN ME.
- HEY, I PLAYED THE LEGS.
IT WAS MY GREATEST ROLE EVER.
WELL, MAYBE NOT MY GREATEST ROLE.
- SEÑOR PUERCO, NOS HA SALVADO DE LOS MALOS BANDITOS.
COMO PODEMOS AGRADECERTE?
- SILENCIO!
SOY UN HOMBRE HUMILDE.
PERO ALGUN DIA, CUANDO MENOS LO ESPERO,
SERIA BUENO SI ME HACEN...
UNA FIESTA DE CUMPLEAÑOS!
[audience cheering]
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS SAYING.
- HEY, GUYS, IT'S 3:15.
ANYONE SEEN MRS. BEADY?
- NOPE, HAVEN'T SEEN HER.
- DARN, I'M REALLY ITCHING
TO TRY OUT MY NEW FAKE HEAD ON HER.
- GUYS, COME QUICK!
I THINK THE BEADYS ARE MOVING.
SCHWAA?
- SO HOW LONG YOU FOLKS GOING TO BE GONE?
- 'BOUT A MONTH.
I'M TAKING HER UP TO THE LAKE 'CAUSE HER BRAIN'S BROKE.
- I'VE SEEN DEATH!
HE'S 10" TALL AND HAS A KILLER JUMP SHOT.
- JES' GET IN THE CAR.
- DRIVE, NATHAN!
DEATH MIGHT BE RIGHT BEHIND US.
- OH, I WISH.
- HEY, I THINK YOU BROKE HER BRAIN.
- SHE'LL BE GONE FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH.
- AND WITH THE FARMER AWAY AT BAGPIPE CAMP...
* *
WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT.
- I KNOW, AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THE TERRIBLE TRAUMA
I INFLICTED ON HER.
- SWEET! - YES!
- MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN SHE'S NOT HERE ANYMORE.
- * WELL, WE'RE GETTING KIND OF HOT *
* 'CAUSE WE'RE SHOOTING OFF SPARKS AT THE BARNYARD *
* PUT THE NEEDLE AT 11 *
* AND WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT THERE ALL DAY *
* THERE'S MUD IN THE PUDDLE AND HAY IN THE STACK *
* HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN', AND WE DON'T LOOK BACK *
* GETTING KIND OF MESSY, BUT WE REALLY LIKE IT THAT WAY *
- [screaming]
- WHEW, WHAT A WEEK.
- I KNOW. THE FUN NEVER STOPS.
- GUYS, I JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T SEEN OTIS ALL DAY.
- OKAY, SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT BEADY.
THIS IS FUN. NO, THIS IS GOOD.
I DON'T EVEN MISS HER.
I DON'T MISS HER AT ALL.
- HEY, OTIS.
- OH, HEY, IS MRS. BEADY BACK? IS SHE BACK? IS SHE BACK?
- NOPE, STILL GONE.
ISN'T IT GREAT?
- YEAH, IT'S THE BEST.
- YUP, THREE MORE WEEKS OF DOING WHATEVER WE WANT.
- YUP, WE'RE DOING WHATEVER WE WANT, ALL RIGHT.
WE PLAYED 506 GAMES OF WACKY GOLF,
74 GAMES OF FIND-THE-PICKLE,
CONDUCTED A MASS TERMITE WEDDING,
AND WE ALL LEARNED ITALIAN.
- CIAO! SCUZI TUTI DOOZI BOTZI, AI?
- [sighs]
[with Italian accent] HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER HIM?
- AH, GUYS, WHO AM I KIDDING?
I'M ACHING FOR SOME BEADY ACTION.
WAITING TO PRANK THAT ORANGE-HAIRED BANSHEE
AT 3:15 EVERY DAY WAS WHAT GOT ME UP IN THE MORNING.
- GUYS, COME QUICK!
SOMEONE ELSE JUST MOVED INTO MRS. BEADY'S HOUSE.
- REALLY? THAT'S TERRIBLE.
THEY COULD POSE A DANGER TO THE BARNYARD--
SWEET SPINE-TINGLING DANGER.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT!
[upbeat music]
- WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY, AND HE'S THAT GUY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, PIP?
- I'D GO WITH THE FOUR-STAR GENERAL SCAM.
- OOH, EXCELLENT CHOICE.
- OTIS, YOU CAN'T PRANK THAT POOR MAN FOR NO REASON.
- OH, ABBY, OF COURSE I CAN.
- YEAH, OF COURSE HE CAN.
- NOW, I'LL GET HIM TO RUN SCREAMING FROM THE HOUSE.
WHEN HE GOES PAST, YOU PELT HIM WITH PAINT BALLOONS.
THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!
[doorbell rings]
A HORDE OF CRAZED ZOMBIES IS HEADED THIS WAY!
I URGE YOU TO RUN SCREAMING FROM YOUR HOUSE
DOWN THE PATHWAY AND THEN A LITTLE TO THE LEFT!
- AH, KRKISK, KRKISK! DUPA!
- HUH? NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THE ZOMBIES WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN.
ZOMBIES.
- OOH, ZOOMBIES. DUPA!
- HE'S VERY FRIGHTENED.
THIS IS GOING TO BE A VERY SUCCESSFUL PRANK.
WHAT?
NO, NO, LISTEN. ZOMBIES.
LOOK, LOOK. GRR!
- AH!
[growls]
DUPA!
- I THINK HE'S GETTING IT NOW.
I CAN SEE THE TERROR IN HIS EYES.
NO. GOD, NO, PLEASE!
OH, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN--
OH, THAT IS ONIONY.
- DUPA!
- UH, DUDE, HE DIDN'T LOOK SCARED.
- YEAH. IN FACT, I THINK YOU MIGHT BE MARRIED.
- SO HE'S ONIONY AND FOREIGN;
DOESN'T MEAN MY NEW HUSBAND IS PRANK-PROOF.
[knocking at door]
SPECIAL DELIVERY. HERE YOU GO.
OPEN IT NOW. I WILL WATCH.
HA HA!
A BUNCH OF ROTTING FISH.
MAN, SOMEONE REALLY PRANKED YOU GOOD.
YOU MUST BE HIGHLY UPSET.
- OH, GRADINSK!
- YES, I'LL BET THAT'S WHAT REALLY UPSET PEOPLE SAY
IN YOUR COUNTRY.
WHAT? NO, DON'T.
WHY?
IN YOUR PANTS? REALLY?
UGH, THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL.
[doorbell rings]
HI, I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR, AND THIS IS MY SECOND HEAD.
WEIRD, HUH?
- AH, GRADINSK.
- DUPA!
- AH! REAL SECOND HEAD!
[screaming]
- DUPA!
DU-PA!
DUPA, DUPA, DUPA! DUPA!
DUP--
- THIS IS HORRIBLE.
I CAN'T LIVE IF I CAN'T PRANK.
- WELL, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MRS. BEADY GETS BACK.
- I CAN'T WAIT AN ENTIRE MONTH!
I'M HAVING BEADY WITHDRAWAL.
MY NERVES ARE FRIED.
LOOK AT THIS HAND!
- IT'S TOTALLY STEADY.
- YEAH, BUT IT'S USUALLY LIKE THIS.
- I CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS.
SO I'M GOING TO LOOK OVER HERE.
- WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, OTIS?
- WE'RE GOING TO GO UP TO THAT LAKE
AND BRING BACK BEADY.
- LET'S DO IT. - GO GET HER!
- SO WHAT HAPPENED? I WAS LOOKING OVER HERE.
- THERE YOU ARE, YOU BEAUTIFUL, EVIL ENCHANTRESS.
- GEE, SHE LOOKS SO RELAXED AND CALM.
- I KNOW; WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
TWO MORE WEEKS, AND SHE'LL BE COMPLETELY SANE.
- [humming]
[knocking at door]
OH, I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE.
- HELLO, THIS HAT PROVES I AM A FOREST RANGER.
I'VE COME TO WARN YOU THAT THIS LAKE IS SITTING ON--
WAIT FOR IT--
AN ACTIVE VOLCANO!
- AN ACTIVE VOLCANO?
- SHH, WE DON'T WANT TO CAUSE A...
PANIC!
WELL, I GUESS YOU WANT TO GO HOME NOW.
HERE; LET ME HELP YOU PACK.
I'LL PUT THIS IN HERE.
AND THESE ARE VERY LARGE UNDERWEAR,
WHICH I WILL STUFF INTO THIS BAG, AND THERE WE ARE.
WELL, HOMITY HOME HOME. SAFE TRIP BACK.
- BUT, MR. RANGER, THIS PLACE HAS BEEN SO GOOD FOR MY NERVES.
I'M CALM NOW,
AND MY SELF-PORTRAITS HAVE REALLY IMPROVED.
- [screams]
NEVERTHELESS, LAVA! FEAR!
- THANK YOU, BUT I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
[humming happily]
- WELL...
SANITY'S ROTTED HER BRAIN.
GO TO PLAN "B."
[knocking at door] OOH, DOOR NOISE!
I'LL GET IT.
- HELLO, NEW NEIGHBOR.
IT'S A GOOD DAY TODAY.
- A REAL GOOD DAY.
- WHY, LOOK.
IT IS THE SCARY FAMILY WHO LIVES NEARBY
AND WHOSE KIDS HAVE FREAKISH MIND POWERS.
- HOW DO YOU DO?
both: WE DON'T LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE BAD.
- KIDS, DO NOT USE YOUR FREAKISH MIND POWERS
TO MAKE THIS LADY EXPLODE.
both: OKAY.
WE'LL EXPLODE DAD INSTEAD.
- NO! KIDS, PLEASE.
IT'S GOOD THAT YOU WANT TO EXPLODE ME, REAL GOOD.
BUT LOOK AT IT FROM MY POINT OF VIEW.
- NO!
- WOW, I WOULDN'T WANT TO LIVE NEAR THAT PILE OF DEMON CRAZY.
I GUESS YOU'LL WANT TO LEAVE NOW.
- I THINK I'M GOING TO FAINT.
CATCH ME, MR. RANGER.
- EW, REALLY?
[discontentedly] ALL RIGHT.
- AHA!
[all gasp]
- IT WAS A SETUP!
- THAT'S RIGHT.
THIS ENTIRE REST VACATION WAS A ROUSE
SO I COULD FINALLY GET CLOSE ENOUGH
AND RIP OFF YOUR DISGUISE!
- WHAT HAPPENED? I WAS LOOKING OVER HERE.
- WELL PLAYED, NORA.
TOO BAD YOU NEGLECTED TO RECORD MY TALKING ANIMALNESS...
ON VIDEOTAPE.
- OR DID I?
DOINK.
- OH, NO! - IT'S OVER.
- WELL PLAYED AGAIN, MY OLD ENEMY.
I SEE NOW THAT YOU KNEW THAT I KNEW THAT YOU KNOW
THAT I KNEW THAT YOU KNEW THE WHOLE TIME.
- YES! WAIT, WHAT?
- IT'S TOO BAD THERE'S NOTHING TO STOP ME
FROM SMASHING YOUR CAMERAS.
OH, HEY, WHAT THE--
- DID I FAIL TO MENTION
THAT I WAXED THE LINOLEUM YOU'RE STANDING ON
WITH A SUPER ADHESIVE?
[all grunting]
KEEP STRUGGLING, TALKING ANIMALS,
AND I'LL KEEP TAPING.
- OTIS, WHAT DO WE DO?
- THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.
SHE'S BEATEN ME, BEATEN ME!
- I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU.
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT LAME VOLCANO STORY ANYWAY?
- ACTUALLY, THERE IS A VOLCANO NEAR THIS LAKE.
I FOUND IT ON THE INTERNET.
[rumbling]
- OH! OH, MY!
OH, NO.
I'VE GOT TO ESCAPE.
- WAIT, YOU HAVE TO SAVE US!
- OH. UH...
NAH.
VOLCANO! LAVA! FEAR!
- THERE SHE GOES.
MY CUNNING PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY.
THANKS FOR SHAKING THE HOUSE, BEAVERS.
- NO PROBLEM.
- NICE ACTING JOB, ABBY.
- ANY TIME, OTIS.
- AND, PIP, THOSE FIRE BOMBS WERE FANTASTIC.
HOW'D YOU MAKE THE LAVA BOMBS LOOK SO REAL?
- EASY; IT TURNED OUT THERE REALLY IS A VOLCANO HERE.
- WOW, THAT WAS CONVENIENT.
WELL, GUYS, MRS. BEADY'S ON HER WAY HOME,
AND THE GREAT COSMIC BALANCE HAS BEEN RESTORED.
- YEAH. OTIS, THAT VOLCANO COULD ERUPT ANY MINUTE NOW.
MAYBE WE SHOULD--
- HANG ON. DADDY'S STILL TALKING.
FOR ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE OUTWITTED MY ENEMY
AND PROVED THAT IN THE GAME OF WITS,
THE COW IS TRULY THE MASTER.
[rumbling]
AND NOW WE RUN.
[all screaming]
- MOVE, MOVE! GET OUT OF MY WAY!
- DUPA!
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[kids laughing]