1 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:13,314 I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE, I'LL BE BACK. 2 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:15,716 CLEAR! 3 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,253 ALL RIGHT! 4 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,390 "RAT-ABUNGA!" 5 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:25,593 Man: * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 6 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,395 * WE GO ON DANCING... 7 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:29,163 Otis: WHOO-HOO! 8 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:30,664 * ...THROUGH THE NIGHT 9 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,166 OW, OW, OK, OW. 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,067 OW! 11 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:34,602 WHOO! 12 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:35,669 * DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER, NOW 13 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,271 AHH! 14 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:40,374 * GONNA PARTY NOW TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 15 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:42,410 * DO-SI-DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 16 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:44,278 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL. * 17 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:49,483 HA-HA! 18 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:07,301 Otis: THE HOUR HAS STRUCK, BROTHER PIP. 19 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:10,271 WE MUST PREPARE FOR THE SOLEMN GATHERING. 20 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:11,505 THE WHAT? 21 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:13,274 IT'S TIME TO PARTY IN OUR SECRET CLUBHOUSE. 22 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,375 OH, RIGHT. 23 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:19,280 BUT FIRST, WE MUST DON THE SACRED GARMENTS. 24 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:20,714 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING... 25 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,616 WE'RE GONNA PUT ON THE GINORMOUS FUZZY CLUB HATS. 26 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,252 OH, GOT YA. 27 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:27,721 WALLA, WALLA, WALLA, MOOYAH! WALLA, WALLA, WALLA, MOOYAH 28 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:28,856 WHOA... 29 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:30,258 OW. 30 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:37,298 SHH.... AH! Abby: HEY, THERE FELLAS. 31 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:38,899 YOU HEADIN' OFF TO A SECRET CLUBHOUSE MEETING? 32 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,301 Pip: NO. SECRET? 33 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,469 WHAT'S A MEETING? 34 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,238 I DON'T EVEN KNOW... YOUR WORDS ARE STRANGE. 35 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:45,406 OH, COME ON, NOW. 36 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,106 I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE WEARING 37 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:47,875 YOUR GINORMOUS FUZZY CLUB HAT. 38 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:50,844 HO-HO-HO-HO, IT'S CUTE HOW YOU TRY TO NOTICE THINGS. 39 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:53,681 NO, THESE ARE, UH, JUST NORMAL HANGIN' AROUND THE BARNYARD 40 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:56,250 NOT GOING TO A SECRET CLUB MEETING HATS. 41 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,651 DON'T LET HIM SNOW YOU, GIRL. 42 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,387 EVERYONE KNOWS THEY HAVE A DUMB CLUBHOUSE 43 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:02,290 WHERE THEY HANG OUT WITH THEIR DUMB FRIENDS EVERY OTHER DUMB NIGHT. 44 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:04,158 WELL, OTIS? 45 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:06,427 WELL, ER... AH, UH... 46 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,530 Pip: LOOK, A CASTLE MADE COMPLETELY OF "FROGURT." 47 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:12,533 THEY BOUGHT IT. RUN AWAY. 48 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,736 DO THEY REALLY THINK WE DON'T KNOW? 49 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:18,872 HEY, BESSY, LET'S FOLLOW THEM AND SPY ON THEIR SECRET CLUBHOUSE. 50 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,374 YEAH, RIGHT. 51 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:22,810 I'D RATHER STAY HOME AND CHECK MYSELF FOR TICKS. 52 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:25,513 EVEN IF YOU MIGHT GET SECRET INFORMATION THAT YOU CAN USE 53 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,415 TO HUMILIATE 'EM AT SOME FUTURE DATE? 54 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,183 LET'S GO CLUBBING. 55 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:33,421 PASSWORD. 56 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:34,788 OH, UM... UHH... 57 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:35,523 WELL, UH? 58 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:37,391 OH, WAIT-WAIT-WAIT, I REMEMBER. 59 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:38,759 SPATULA, NO-NO-NO, SWIZZLE STICK. 60 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:39,827 INFLUENZA? 61 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:40,494 LEMON ZESTER. 62 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:41,562 POOP DECK. 63 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,197 SORRY. 64 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:44,965 WE FORGOT THE PASSWORD. 65 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,235 OUR VIBRANT SOCIAL LIFE IS OVER. 66 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,536 OW, HEAD TRAUMA. 67 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,471 THAT'S IT, COME ON IN. 68 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,372 SWEET. 69 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,342 GREETINGS, BROTHERS. 70 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:57,545 AS GRAND IMPERIAL POOH-BAH OF THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE BARNYARD 71 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,513 I CALL THIS MEETING TO ORDER. 72 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:01,882 All: WALLA, WALLA, WALLA, MOOYAH. 73 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:04,652 WE WILL BEGIN WITH AN EXCHANGE OF SECRET CLUB HANDSHAKES. 74 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:05,786 LET'S DO IT. 75 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:07,221 Freddy: COMING THROUGH. ALL RIGHT. 76 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,256 OW, MY EYE. 77 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,358 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, I SWEAR. 78 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:13,594 SORRY, DUKE, YOU KNOW THE PENALTY FOR MESSING UP THE HANDSHAKE. 79 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:16,330 FETCH THE RUBBER MACKEREL OF DISCIPLINE. 80 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:18,332 ASSUME THE POSITION, SHEEP DOG. 81 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:20,468 : OOH. All: MOO-YAH. 82 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:21,602 OW. MOO-YAH. 83 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:22,370 MOO-YAH... 84 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:24,004 ...MOO-YAH, MOO-YAH. 85 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,673 THAT MUST BE THEIR SECRET CLUBHOUSE CHANT. 86 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:26,940 ISN'T IT COOL? 87 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:29,510 IF BY COOL YOU MEAN BRAIN-DEAD STUPID. 88 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,811 COME ON, LET'S GET CLOSER. 89 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,519 Otis: LET THE MACKEREL SLAPPING CEASE. 90 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,421 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HURTS WORSE, MY BUTT... 91 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,523 OR THE TERRIBLE SHAME. 92 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,325 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH DISCIPLINE. 93 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:46,026 LET THE REVELRY BEGIN. 94 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,397 Abby: QUIT SHOVING. Bessy: YOU QUIT SHOVING. 95 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:51,432 OH, THE SACRED TOTEM, IT LIVES. 96 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:57,771 WE MUST OFFER IT A SACRIFICE BEFORE IT DESTROYS US ALL. 97 00:03:57,805 --> 00:04:00,374 : SACRIFICE, SACRIFICE. 98 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:01,875 WHOA-WHOA, WAIT, WHERE DO YOU GET A ROTISSERIE SPIT? 99 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,745 TRUST ME, OTIS, IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF THE CLUB. 100 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,415 : BARBECUE... I MEAN, SACRIFICE. 101 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:08,882 Abby: LOOK OUT. Bessy: I AM LOOKING OUT. 102 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,318 Abby: WHOA, OHH... 103 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:12,653 Abby and Bessy: WHOOPSIE. 104 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:15,789 UH, SORRY. 105 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,658 UH, WE WEREN'T SPYING ON YOUR CLUB. 106 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:20,060 WE WERE JUST, UH... TAKING A WALK. 107 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,662 YEAH, WE'RE VERY SORRY. 108 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,631 PLEASE DON'T PUNISH US, WE WERE JUST... 109 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:24,765 WAIT A MINUTE. 110 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,900 WHY AM I APOLOGIZING TO YOU MORONS? 111 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:27,968 I'M OUT OF HERE. 112 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,337 ABBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 113 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:30,871 GOSH, I'M SORRY, OTIS. 114 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:33,541 BUT I'VE REALLY ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A SECRET CLUB 115 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,309 ESPECIALLY ONE THIS AWESOME. 116 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:37,411 IT IS PRETTY AWESOME, ISN'T IT? YEAH. 117 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:38,912 I CREATED IT, IT WAS TOTALLY MY IDEA. 118 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,348 I SAID, "LET'S DO A CLUB." 119 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:41,649 WOW, CAN I JOIN? 120 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,485 MY 17 BROTHERS NEVER USED TO LET ME JOIN THEIR CLUBS. 121 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,354 CAN I PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, CAN I JOIN? 122 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,489 SURE, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 123 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:51,392 Pip: UH, BROTHER OTIS, CAN WE TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 124 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:54,328 I'M JUST KIND OF CELEBRATING OVER HERE WITH ABBY ABOUT HER MEMBERSHIP... 125 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:56,597 MAY WE REMIND YOU THAT THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE BARNYARD 126 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,632 IS A BOYS ONLY ORGANIZATION? 127 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:00,968 NOT ONLY IS ABBY A GIRL 128 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:04,071 SHE'S VIOLATED OUR SACRED TOTEM. 129 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:06,574 AND NOW WE'LL HAVE TO SACRIFICE PECK. 130 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:07,941 COME ON, GUYS, GIVE HER A BREAK. 131 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,610 BESIDES, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER? 132 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,379 I'M GRAND IMPERIAL POOH 133 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,581 IF I LET ABBY IN THE CLUB, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DO, QUIT? 134 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:15,349 All: YES! 135 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:19,553 : EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO DO A THING. 136 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,389 GUYS, GUYS, WAIT. 137 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:22,590 I GOT THE PERFECT SOLUTION. 138 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:23,757 WE'LL LET ABBY JOIN 139 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:26,794 BUT WE WON'T LET HER JOIN, YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 140 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,962 UH... NOT QUITE. WHAT? I CAN'T SAY I FOLLOW. 141 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,464 JOIN, BUT WHAT? 142 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:31,899 WE'LL SHOW HER SUCH A STUPID BORING TIME 143 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,066 SHE'LL QUIT AND NEVER RETURN. 144 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,535 COME ON, WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS, HUH? 145 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,639 All: WALLA, WALLA, WALLA, MOOYAH. 146 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,441 THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 147 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,543 ABBY, GOOD NEWS... YOU'RE IN. 148 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:44,044 NO WAY, WHOO-HOO! 149 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,579 I'M IN A SECRET CLUB. 150 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:47,448 I'M IN A SECRET CLUB . 151 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:48,716 I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE 152 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:52,386 TO THE SUPER, AWESOME FUN WHICH WE ARE GONNA HAVE TONIGHT! 153 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:55,523 OH, WE ARE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 154 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:56,657 WHY ARE YOU WINKIN' LIKE THAT? 155 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:57,791 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 156 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:58,992 YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN? 157 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,628 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 158 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:01,962 IS THAT AN EYE TWITCH? 159 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,664 I MEAN IF CLOSING YOUR EYE RAPIDLY IS WINKING 160 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,165 THEN I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GREW UP. 161 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,066 SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE? 162 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,601 NOT AT THE MOMENT. 163 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,502 DOING IT STILL. 164 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:09,837 NO, THAT'S... I DON'T KNOW. 165 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,543 I GOTTA ADMIT, OTIS. 166 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:18,011 THIS WASN'T EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 167 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:21,081 HOLD ON, I'M ABOUT TO BEAT MY HIGH SCORE OF 987,001. 168 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,484 OH, CUD, I LOST COUNT. 169 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,118 OH, WELL, I'LL START AGAIN. 170 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,687 THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF "BALL IN A CUP." 171 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,490 ONE, TWO... 172 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:30,624 : UGH. 173 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,534 All: YAY. 174 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:44,505 UH, GUYS, I THINK WE'RE PLAYING WITH TOO MANY CHAIRS? 175 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:46,039 YEAH, IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO FEEL BAD. 176 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,075 NO, HERE AT CLUB OTIS, EVERYONE WINS. 177 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,778 BUT WE'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR THREE HOURS. 178 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,580 AND WE'RE HALFWAY THERE . 179 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:55,616 HOW LONG CAN A PERSON TOLERATE THIS MUCH INTENSIFIED FUN? 180 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:56,884 HEY, GUYS, WHO WANTS TO GO AGAIN? 181 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:57,985 ME... Pip: I DO, I DO. 182 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,587 UGH. 183 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:04,525 X-V-F-E-Y-T-Z. 184 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:05,593 Pig: THEM'S GOOD EYES. 185 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,829 OH, COME ON, KNOCK IT OFF, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL! 186 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,864 OUR NEW CLUB SISTER IS RIGHT. 187 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:12,065 LET'S TRY TO CONTROL OURSELVES. 188 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,602 ALL RIGHT, GO ON, READ THE NEXT LINE. 189 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,604 V-R-S-P-I-M. 190 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,572 Duke: UNBELIEVABLE. 191 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:22,710 : ABBY, ABBY, WHOO-WHOO-WHOO. 192 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:24,177 WILL YOU GUYS CUT IT OUT? 193 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:29,717 OTIS, NO OFFENSE, BUT THIS IS BORING. 194 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,819 I THOUGHT YOUR CLUB WOULD BE A LOT MORE FUN THAN THIS. 195 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,755 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BUT FUN IS SUBJECTIVE 196 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,223 AND I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR TONE. 197 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,758 WE ARE WHAT WE ARE. 198 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,593 LOOK, I'M SORRY, GUYS. 199 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,128 GUESS THIS CLUB JUST ISN'T FOR ME. 200 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,263 Freddy: I GUESS NOT. 201 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,264 Pig: WELL, IT'S YOUR DECISION. 202 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,899 Otis: HAVE FUN OUTSIDE THE CLUB. 203 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,671 HEY, HEY, WHO AM I, WHO AM I? 204 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,673 C-Q-M-L... 205 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,710 SORRY, I FORGOT MY BARRETTE. 206 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,211 YEAH, SURE, NO PROBLEM, ABBY. 207 00:07:58,245 --> 00:07:59,212 AHH... 208 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:00,447 OTIS? 209 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,784 WERE YOU SHOWING ME A LOUSY TIME SO I'D GET BORED AND LEAVE? 210 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,252 WHAT, I DON'T, WHAT... 211 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:06,620 HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT? 212 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:07,788 WAIT, I THOUGHT WERE WERE. 213 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,790 WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF? WHAT? 214 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,760 OTIS, I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 215 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,294 ABBY, WAIT, I'M SORRY. 216 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,129 I DIDN'T WANNA HURT YOUR FEELINGS? 217 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,732 SORRY, O, WE KNOW HOW THIS MUST TEAR YOU UP INSIDE. 218 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:21,902 SO WHO WANTS TO WHACK THE PIÑATA? 219 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,906 Man: ONE NIGHT LATER... 220 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:33,647 WALLA, WALLA, WALLA, MOOYAH. WALLA, WALLA, WALLA, MOOYAH. 221 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,686 SHH... HI, OTIS. 222 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,688 : WHOA... NOTHING. 223 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,657 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE FROM ME. 224 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:46,259 SEE, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SECRET LITTLE CLUB MEETING. 225 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,662 'CAUSE I FORMED A SECRET CLUB OF MY OWN. 226 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,698 Otis: WHOA, AWESOME. 227 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:53,333 I MEAN, YEAH, THAT'S GREAT, YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE INTO SPARKLY. 228 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,768 MOOYAH, BROTHER OTIS. 229 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,837 WE... WOW. WOW. 230 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,706 Peck: CHECK THAT OUT. Freddy: SPARKLY. 231 00:08:58,739 --> 00:08:59,272 Duke: IT'S UNPRECEDENTED. 232 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:00,708 OH, HI GUYS. 233 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:05,245 ANYONE UP FOR EXTREME AIR HOCKEY, CHEESE PIZZAS AND KUNG FU MOVIES? 234 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,147 Duke: ALL OF THE ABOVE. 235 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,149 Peck: EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING. 236 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,819 UH, GUYS, YOU ARE IN THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE BARNYARD, REMEMBER? 237 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:15,188 NOW PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ABBY, IS IT? 238 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,225 THAT NOTHING CAN BREAK THE SACRED BONDS THAT BIND US TOGETH... 239 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:22,896 Peck: WE RESIGN. 240 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,632 FINE, ABANDON ME FOR A GIRL CLUB. 241 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,366 PIP AND I ARE GONNA HAVE FUN, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 242 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,901 WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN ALL BY OURSELVES, RIGHT? 243 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,637 HEY, PIP, WASN'T THERE, THERE WAS A PIP HERE. 244 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,004 SORRY, DUDE, KUNG FU MOVIES. 245 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,674 AY, AY, AY, AY. 246 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,876 YOU CAN COME TOO, OTIS, EVERYONE'S INVITED. 247 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,177 OH, REALLY? 248 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,746 EVERYONE'S INVITED? 249 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:39,647 NEVER! 250 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,782 TOO BAD, SEE YOU LATER. 251 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,619 MMM... 252 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,856 Pip: SO YOU COME HERE OFTEN? 253 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,157 Bessy: DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU. 254 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,825 Peck: YOUR CLUB IS WAY AWESOME, ABBY. 255 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,927 AND IT'S SO FREE OF FIRE HAZARDS. 256 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:57,998 WELL, HAVE FUN, BOYS 'CAUSE THE PARTY NEVER STOPS AT CLUB ABBY. 257 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,199 All: WHAMMA, WHAMMA, WHAMMA, WA-HOOZIE 258 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:04,071 Abby: GUYS, I THINK THAT CAME FROM OTIS'S CLUB, COME ON. 259 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:06,774 All: OOH... 260 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,376 WELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED CLUB OTIS 261 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:13,814 NOW FEATURING A SIMULATED MINI VOLCANO OF MY OWN CREATION. 262 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,215 JUST ADD VOLCANO MIX. 263 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:20,888 OK, SURE, HE MAY HAVE A VOLCANO, BUT DOES HE HAVE LASER TAG? 264 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,656 DOES HE HAVE DONKEY WRESTLING? 265 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,324 WELL, THAT'S TRUE. 266 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,928 OK, SO THE SIMULATED VOLCANO EXPLOSION DOESN'T IMPRESS YOU, EH? 267 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,797 UH, WELL, I KNOW WHAT WILL. 268 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,766 A BIGGER SIMULATED VOLCANO EXPLOSION. 269 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,935 OTIS, OTIS, BE CAREFUL WITH THAT STUFF. 270 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,705 BROTHER OTIS FEAR NOT MAN'S PUNY FIRE. 271 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:38,906 WHOOPSIE. 272 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,947 OW! OHH! 273 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,849 ARF, ARF, ARF-ARF. 274 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,719 SACRIFICE, SACRIFICE. 275 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,186 OH, NO, THAT STUFF MIGHT HIT THE BARN. 276 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,187 I GOTTA STOP IT. 277 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,388 I'LL HELP YOU, OTIS. 278 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:56,924 WE GOTTA TRY TO PLUG IT WITH SOMETHING. 279 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,460 READY? READY. 280 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:04,431 LIFT WITH YOUR KNEES. 281 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:06,934 Abby: GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT... 282 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,235 ...OH. 283 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,103 OTIS, WE DID IT. 284 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,839 THANKS, ABBY. 285 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,741 YOU KNOW, IN RETURN FOR YOUR HELP 286 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,408 I'M WILLING TO LET YOU REJOIN MY AWESOME CLUB? 287 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:16,844 ARE YOU CRAZY? 288 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,311 I'D NEVER REJOIN YOUR CLUB. 289 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,980 AH, EXCEPT THAT MY CLUB'S WAY BETTER THAN YOURS. 290 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,281 NO, IT AIN'T. I THINK IT IS. 291 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,916 AIN'T NOT. YOU'RE WEARING FAILURE. 292 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,022 OTIS, YOUR CLUBHOUSE. 293 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,023 MY FUZZY HAT. 294 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,124 NO, DON'T DO IT. 295 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,193 IT'S JUST A HAT. IT'S FUZZY! 296 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,094 I GOT IT. 297 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,001 Abby: GOOD IDEA TO MERGE OUR TWO CLUBS, OTIS. 298 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:41,969 THIS IS FUN. 299 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,403 CLUB HANDSHAKE. 300 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,139 All: WHAMMA, WHAMMA, WHAMMA, WA-HOOZIE. 301 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,275 PLEASE DON'T DO THAT AGAIN. 302 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,359 THE HIDEOUS BEAST OF LOTHGOR IS UPON ME. 303 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,029 IS THERE NO ONE IN THE KINGDOM WHO CAN SAVE ME? 304 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,235 ARE WE DONE? YUP. 305 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,904 NEVER FEAR, PRINCE MOLTSALOT. 306 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:20,540 I, COWNAN THE BARBARIAN SHALL VANQUISH THIS DRAGON 307 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,110 OR MY NAME ISN'T, AS PREVIOUSLY STATED: 308 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:26,013 COWNAN THE BAR... OW! UHH... 309 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,848 STEP ASIDE, COWNAN. 310 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,783 DRAGON SLAYIN'S MY JOB 311 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:32,419 FOR I AM ECZEMA, WARRIOR PRINCESS. 312 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,889 OW. 313 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,357 OOPS, MY BAD. 314 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,960 WHAT ARE YA HITTIN' A HARMLESS WOODLAND FAUN FOR? 315 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,395 HIT HIM, HE'S THE RING CRAVING PSYCHO GOBLIN. 316 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,565 NOT JUST RINGS, ALSO DECORATIVE PENDANTS. 317 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,968 Pip: HEY FREDDY, CHILL OUT. 318 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,236 EVERY TIME WE DO A ROLE PLAYING GAME 319 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,104 IT TAKES YOU TWO WEEKS TO GET OUT OF CHARACTER. 320 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:54,474 DON'T WORRY, I HAVE THAT PROBLEM COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL. 321 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,443 HE'S ONTO US, ACT CASUAL. 322 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:58,912 : HA! 323 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,048 HEY BESSY, I FORGET, WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 324 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,883 I'M QUEEN "KICK YOUR BUTT". 325 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:06,019 THE MAGICAL SORCERESS OF "STAY THE HECK AWAY FROM ME." 326 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,421 Duke: HEY, OTIS, ARE YOU SURE IT'S SAFE PLAYING DUNGEONS AND BARN ANIMALS 327 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,423 OUT IN THE OPEN LIKE THIS? 328 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,059 'COURSE IT'S SAFE. 329 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,460 THE FARMER'S NAPPING, AND ONLY A HALF-WIT WOULD DROP BY 330 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,528 TO VISIT A BUNCH OF BARN ANIMALS. 331 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:19,099 : * I'M GONNA VISIT THE BARN ANIMALS, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO * 332 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,034 * I'M GONNA VISIT THE BARN ANIMALS * 333 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,136 * SO HOODILY HOODILY HOO 334 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:26,406 MY GIANT BIG-BOY BRAIN MAKES ME THEIR LEADER. 335 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:30,110 OH, TIME FOR A POTTY BREAK. 336 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,513 I WANNA SAVE THE SLENDER ELF PRINCE. 337 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,115 NO, I WANNA SAVE HIM. 338 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,216 BUT I'M A BARBARIAN HERO. 339 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,018 MORE LIKE BARBARIAN LAME-O. 340 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:41,054 VALIANT HEROES PLEASE, CEASE THY BICKERING. 341 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,956 LET ME SOOTHE YOUR WAR-LIKE SPLEENS 342 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,558 WITH A MELLIFLUOUS ELFISH TUNE. 343 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,161 : * COME TRAIPSE, COME TRAIPSE 344 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,263 * THROUGH FIELDS OF YORE 345 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:55,268 * THEN TRAIPSE AND TRAIPSE AND TRAIPSE SOME MORE * 346 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:59,239 * CONTINUE TRAIPSING PRESENTLY... * 347 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,640 THE PRINCE IS ANNOYING, YOU SAVE HIM. 348 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,741 NO, YOU SAVE HIM. 349 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,544 LOOK, I'M SURE WE CAN SETTLE THIS LIKE TWO RATIONAL... 350 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,578 HAVE AT YOU, ON GUARD. 351 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,115 Otis: COWNAN STRIKES. 352 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:09,950 : YAH! 353 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:10,550 Abby: YEE-HAH. 354 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,252 YAH! 355 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,120 HUH? 356 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,656 OW. 357 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,260 [AUDIBLY STRUGGLING AND GRUNTING] 358 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,162 WHAT'D YOU SAY... HEY. 359 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:26,967 Abby: YAH! 360 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,567 HUH? 361 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,003 AH! 362 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,239 SURRENDER OR FACE THE POWER OF GLAVICILL 363 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,107 THE PLUNGER WHICH HAS BEEN REFORGED. 364 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,042 NEVER! 365 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:38,145 WELL, HI-YAH... 366 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,113 ...AH, OH, UH-OH. 367 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:43,116 : YOU... WERE... TALKING. 368 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,017 NO, WE WEREN'T. 369 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,053 YES, YOU WERE, I SAW YOU. 370 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,121 YOU'RE TALKING BARNYARD ANIMALS. 371 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:51,191 NO, I'M COWNAN, A BOLD BARBARIAN HERO 372 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,426 AND THESE ARE SOME ELVES AND STUFF . 373 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,195 AS IF. 374 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,064 THIS IS A BARNYARD. 375 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,431 NO, NO, IT'S NOT. 376 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:01,201 IT'S, UH, THE MAGICAL LAND OF BARNIA. 377 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,169 SAY WHAT? 378 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,671 : WILL YOU PLEASE WORK WITH ME? 379 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:08,108 SEE, THAT'S THE MYSTICAL POO SHACK THAT TRANSPORTED YOU. 380 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,310 BUT ISN'T THAT THE FARMER'S HOUSE? 381 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,645 NO, THAT'S THE, UM... 382 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,181 Pip: THE CASTLE OF THE TROLL KING. 383 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,116 YES, WHAT THE TINY RAT-WIZARD SAID. 384 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,085 WE'RE DEAD. 385 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,087 YOU'D HAVE TO BE STUPID AND NUTS TO BELIEVE THAT STORY. 386 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,555 I COMPLETELY BELIEVE THAT STORY. 387 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,224 All: PHEW. 388 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,159 YUP, IT'S AWESOME, WAY COOL, TOO BAD WE'RE CLOSED. 389 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,661 BUT THERE IS A SANTA'S VILLAGE DOWN ROUTE 29. 390 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,730 THANKS FOR STOPPING BY AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEVER. 391 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,432 GOOD DAY. WAIT A MINUTE. 392 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,202 YOU MEAN I'M THE ONLY HUMAN BOY 393 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:38,071 IN A WORLD FULL OF TALKING MAGICAL ANIMALS? 394 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,039 PRETTY MUCH. 395 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:42,275 SWEET, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR MAGICAL BUTTS. 396 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,712 Otis: OUT OF MY WAY. 397 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,681 WAIT A MINUTE, WE HAVE WEAPONS. 398 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,183 GET HIM! 399 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,056 Pip: HE WENT INTO THE FARMER'S HOUSE. 400 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,291 Abby: WE CAN'T GO IN THERE, THE FARMER WILL SEE US. 401 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,227 HUH? 402 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,529 THEY STOPPED OUTSIDE THE CASTLE. 403 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:06,099 THEY MUST FEAR THE POWER OF THE TROLL KING. 404 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,237 NOTHING LIKE A NICE HOT SHOWER AFTER MY NAP. 405 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,205 AHH! AHH! 406 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:15,108 OH, MIGHTY TROLL KING. 407 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,144 ALLOW ME TO SERVE YOU WELL 408 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,512 BY TEACHING ME YOUR STUPID WAYS. 409 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:22,415 UH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 410 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,285 OH... HE'S POWERLESS 411 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,188 WITHOUT HIS MYSTICAL WARLOCK GEMS. 412 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,223 YOU NEED COUNSELING. 413 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:33,226 I'M TAKING OVER THIS KINGDOM- THINK FAST TROLL. 414 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,194 OH! 415 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,262 WHOA... OHH... 416 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,232 Farmer: OH, GOOD GRACIOUS. 417 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:42,202 Boy: : HA-HA-HA. 418 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,172 GREAT, WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET HIM OFF THE BARNYARD. 419 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,574 HE THINKS IT'S A MAGICAL FANTASY LAND. 420 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,610 PIG'S RIGHT- WE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PLAYIN' AROUND IN THE OPEN LIKE THAT. 421 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,445 OH, GUYS, WOULD YOU RELAX? 422 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,414 THE FARMER PROBABLY STUCK A JUICE BOX IN THE LITTLE FREAK'S FACE 423 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,249 AND THREW HIM IN FRONT OF THE TV. 424 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,551 HE'S PROBABLY FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT BARNIA BY NOW. 425 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,221 I'VE GOTTA FIND THE TROLL KING'S 426 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:05,024 STUPID WARLOCK GEMS SO I CAN RULE ALL OF BARNIA. 427 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,328 : OH. 428 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,630 HIS RING OF EVILNESS. 429 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:19,672 IT'S TRANSFIXING. 430 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:23,243 EH, ENERGY, SURGING. 431 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,513 UH, WIZARD MAGIC, COURSING THROUGH VEINS. 432 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,848 I... AM... 433 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,551 INVINCIBLE. 434 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,754 STUPID CITIZENS OF BARNIA. 435 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,189 All: HUH? 436 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,691 THE TROLL KING IS MY PRISONER. 437 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,827 BEHOLD HIS RING OF EVILNESS 438 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:44,231 AND WHOSE FINGER IT IS NOW ON. 439 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,133 THE PRECIOUS... WE MUST "HAVES" IT. 440 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,201 BUT IT'S EVIL AND IT WON'T "FITS" US. 441 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,536 WE CAN RESIZE IT. 442 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,503 Boy: SILENCE! 443 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,773 BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW DARK LORD: 444 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,542 MALDORK. 445 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,410 GUYS, I THINK WE SHOULD PLAY ALONG, I REALLY DO. 446 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,479 PLAY ALONG? Pip: WHY? 447 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,148 BECAUSE, AS LONG AS WE STAY IN CHARACTER 448 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,150 HE WON'T KNOW WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF TALKING ANIMALS. 449 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,451 BOW DOWN, I SAID. 450 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,353 OH, ALL RIGHT. IF YOU SAY SO. 451 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,754 NOW DANCE. 452 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,259 HA, HA, HA. 453 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,261 I'M BORED. 454 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,263 I KNOW- I'LL USE MY NEW POWERS 455 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,265 TO MAKE THIS PLACE MY EVIL FORTRESS. 456 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:22,835 LATER, STUPID MAGICAL STINKIES. 457 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,278 HE'S WRECKING THE PLACE. 458 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,312 I'M GOIN' IN THERE. Abby: RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 459 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,181 Otis: NO. 460 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,316 IT'S OK, OTIS, THE FARMER'S IN THE BASEMENT- HE WON'T SEE US. 461 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,418 YEAH, BUT IF YOU KICK HIS BUTT, HE'LL JUST KEEP COMING BACK- 462 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,852 LIKE A BAD CASE OF PINK EYE. 463 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,354 SO WHAT'S YOUR PLAN? 464 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:42,855 WE GET HIM TO GO BACK THROUGH THE OUTHOUSE. 465 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,558 THEN DESTROY IT SO HE THINKS HIS PORTAL TO BARNIA'S GONE. 466 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,660 AND I THINK I KNOW JUST HOW TO DO IT... 467 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:48,928 SO TELL ME HOW YOU'RE GONNA DO IT? 468 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,331 THE TRAILING OFF WOULD SUGGEST THAT I'M GONNA TELL YOU LATER. 469 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,399 YOU SHOULD TELL ME NOW. 470 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,367 YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT AS DRAMATIC IF I TELL YOU NOW. 471 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,435 DON'T YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU? 472 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,470 YEAH, BUT WE'LL DO IT IN THE NEXT SCENE. OH, OK. 473 00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:01,541 THIS IS WHERE I'LL KEEP MY FLYING MONKEY. 474 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:06,379 AND THIS IS WHERE I'LL PUT THE TORTURE ROOM/BREAKFAST NOOK. 475 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,615 Animals: HAIL, MIGHTY WIZARD. 476 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,849 HUH? 477 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,385 All: HAIL, MIGHTY WIZARD. 478 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,486 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 479 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,887 Otis: GREAT LORD, DORKHEAD... 480 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,323 IT'S MALDORK. WHATEVER. 481 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,392 Otis: WE BRING TRIBUTE TO OUR NEW EVIL OVERLORD. 482 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:22,729 ...FRESH FROM THE MAGICAL OVENS OF PIG THE PRANCING FAUN COMES 483 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,964 THE EVERLASTING CORNDOG. 484 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:30,337 PLEASE DESCEND FROM YOUR FORTRESS TO ACCEPT OUR HUMBLE OFFERING. 485 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,572 NO WAY, IT'S PROBABLY A TRICK. 486 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,308 IT'S EVERLASTINGLY YUMMY. 487 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:38,445 WELL, I DO LIKE CORNDOGS... 488 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,213 OH... . 489 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,948 GET READY ON THE CATAPULT, PIP? 490 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,452 SHH, HERE HE COMES. 491 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,957 IN CASE THIS IS A TRICK 492 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:54,927 I'M ACTIVATING MY POWERS OF INVISIBILITY. 493 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,464 JUST SO YOU KNOW. 494 00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:01,568 : UH-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG... DAH! 495 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,437 WHY, WHEREVER DID HE GO? 496 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,473 Boy: I'M EVERYWHERE, YET NOWHERE. 497 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,241 LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT. 498 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,677 I COME, THEN JUST AS QUICKLY... VANISH. 499 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,579 Pig: THAT'S JUST SAD. 500 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,446 Otis: NOW! 501 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,317 Boy: GET OFF ME. 502 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,251 HE'S GETTING AWAY. 503 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,488 THE TROLL KING'S MYSTICAL CATTLE PROD. 504 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,522 I NEED IT. 505 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,958 LETS BOOGIE. 506 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,360 Abby: CATTLE PROD. 507 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,461 Pip: RUN AWAY. 508 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,697 YOU'RE ALL ALONE, COWNAN. 509 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,366 SURRENDER OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. 510 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,635 NEVER, FOR I AM COWNAN 511 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,504 AND I STRIKE FOR JUSTICE. 512 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,471 HI-YA! 513 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:39,639 HI-YA YOU. 514 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,310 I SHALL ATTACK. 515 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,378 THRUST, THRUST, PARRY... 516 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,479 I PLUNGE YOU. 517 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,648 I PLUNGE YOU IN THE FACE. 518 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:49,449 YAH... 519 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,652 HEY, NONNY-NONNY-NONNY. 520 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:53,853 AHH... 521 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,822 OK, THIS IS NOT GOING WELL FOR ME.... 522 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,358 : AHH! 523 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,292 SEE? 524 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,360 : AHH! 525 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,428 OW. 526 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,495 HI-YA. 527 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,443 : AH-HA! 528 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,678 SAY YOUR PRAYERS, COW. 529 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,348 THE RING. 530 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,749 I MUST HAVES IT. 531 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,584 ...COMING THROUGH. 532 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,686 HEY, THAT'S MY STOLEN RING. 533 00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:27,820 ...COME HERE. 534 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,423 Boy: WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY? 535 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,558 OTIS? 536 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,460 Boy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL YOU ARE. 537 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,563 ...WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THAT? 538 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,030 Otis: AIM, OTIS. 539 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:40,500 AIM LIKE THE WIND. 540 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:48,441 YES. 541 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,576 YEAH. 542 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,878 Pip: COME ON, THAT'S IT, COME TO PAPA. 543 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:54,981 OH! 544 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:01,521 THANK YOU FOR FLYING AIR OUTHOUSE. 545 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,656 OH, HOW ARE MY LITTLE DAFFODILS? 546 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:06,526 YOU'RE SO GOOD TO YOUR MAMA, YES, YOU ARE. 547 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,528 NOT LIKE THOSE BEGONIAS. 548 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,531 THAT'S RIGHT, YOU FILTHY LITTLE BEASTS. 549 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:12,465 Boy: AHH! 550 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:21,073 OH, MY PORTAL TO BARNIA, IT'S RUINED. 551 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,942 OH, HE'S DELIRIOUS. 552 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:24,877 COME INSIDE AND I'LL MAKE YOU SOME CHAI TEA 553 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,979 AND A SPLINT FOR YOUR SPINE. 554 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:30,049 AW, BUT I WAS A DARK AND POWERFUL WIZARD. 555 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,118 BOW BEFORE ME. 556 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,653 THERE, THERE, THAT'S IT. BOW, I SAY... 557 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,655 LET IT OUT, LET IT OUT. 558 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,023 Boy: MY FEET STINK. 559 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,224 Otis: WELL GANG, THAT WAS ANOTHER CLOSE ONE. 560 00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:41,394 BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS, EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL. 561 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:45,031 Freddy: THE RING IS GONE AND WE "HAS" NO RECEIPTS. 562 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:48,668 Otis: OR YOU KNOW, CLOSE ENOUGH. 563 00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:28,508 Man: O... 564 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:30,943 Squeaky Voice: MATION.