1 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:08,442 - I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE. 2 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,710 I'LL BE BACK. 3 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:11,479 [truck rumbles] 4 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,347 [sheep bleating] 5 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:14,382 - CLEAR! 6 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,384 [upbeat hoedown music] 7 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,086 - ALL RIGHT! 8 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:19,487 * * 9 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,089 - RAT-A-BUNGA! 10 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:24,225 - * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 11 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:25,559 * WE GO ON DANCING * 12 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:29,063 - WHOO-HOO! WHOA! 13 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,731 OW, OW! OKAY, OW. 14 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,400 OW! 15 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,368 - * DO SI DO YOUR PARTNER NOW * 16 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:35,736 * * 17 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,738 * PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 18 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,473 * * 19 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,041 * DO SI DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 20 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:43,511 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL * 21 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,146 [motor roaring] 22 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,680 - HA HA! 23 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:52,052 [daring circus music] 24 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:58,492 * * 25 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:04,398 - OKAY, TEAM, THE BEADYS ARE GONE FOR THE WEEKEND, 26 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:07,135 AND OPERATION "FILL THEIR HOUSE WITH NOUGAT" IS A GO. 27 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,869 - UH, WE'RE OUT OF NOUGAT. 28 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:10,538 all: PIG! 29 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,440 - OKAY, BACKUP PLANS? - CAR! 30 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,542 - CAR PLAN, GOOD, BUT I'M GONNA NEED MORE DETAILS. 31 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,910 - OKAY, WELL, THERE'S A CAR COMING RIGHT AT US! 32 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:19,547 [horn honking] 33 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:20,448 - AUGH! CAR! 34 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:23,217 HIDE YOUR BODIES! 35 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:24,218 - HEY, LOOK. 36 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:25,753 MRS. BEADY GOT A NEW HAIRDO. 37 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,188 - THAT'S NOT MRS. BEADY. 38 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:28,489 THAT'S SNOTTY BOY'S DAD. 39 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:31,058 - AH. WELL, HE LOOKS STUNNING. 40 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,594 - IT WAS NICE OF YOUR AUNTY NORA TO LET US USE HER HOUSE 41 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:36,164 IN THE COUNTRY FOR OUR FATHER-SON WEEKEND. 42 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:38,432 - IT WAS NICE OF BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. 43 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:39,467 UGH. 44 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,435 I HATE HAVING A CLOWN DAD. 45 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,571 IT'S SO EMBARRASSING. 46 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:46,240 - OH, LOTS OF KIDS ARE EMBARRASSED BY THEIR DADS 47 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:47,575 AT YOUR AGE. 48 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,443 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FIRST? 49 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,479 - HOW 'BOUT WE SCRUB THAT STUPID MAKEUP OFF YOUR FACE, 50 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,647 YOU STUPID CLOWN! 51 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:56,284 - CLOWN MAKEUP'S THE BEST SUNSCREEN THERE IS. 52 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:58,419 YOU'LL SEE WHEN YOU'RE A CLOWN ONE DAY. 53 00:01:58,486 --> 00:01:59,853 - "YOU'LL SEE WHEN YOU'RE A CLOWN, 54 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,689 BLAH-BI BLAH-BI BLAH BLAH." 55 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,424 NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! 56 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:04,825 - MAN, WHAT A CREEP. 57 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:06,260 HIS DAD'S TRYING SO HARD, 58 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,296 AND HIS KID COMPLETELY DISRESPECTS HIM. 59 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,697 I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING WE COULD DO. 60 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:11,565 all: HMM... 61 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,566 - BUT THERE ISN'T. 62 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,667 LET'S GO HOME. 63 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:14,635 - YUP. - WE TRIED. 64 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:15,969 - TOO BAD. - DID OUR BEST. 65 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:17,605 - WELL, LET'S DROP OUR STUFF OFF, AND-- 66 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:18,706 - QUIET, CLOWN! 67 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:22,310 I HEAR SOMETHING. 68 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:24,312 IT'S THE STUPID BARN ANIMALS. 69 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,547 LET'S GET 'EM. 70 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:27,848 EEYEAH! RUN! 71 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:31,785 [yelling] 72 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,487 [squeaking] 73 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:36,324 [panting] 74 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,325 WE SHOULD BE OKAY IN HERE, 75 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,592 AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T HAVE 76 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,661 ONE OF THOSE HEAT-SEEKING ROCKET LAUN-- 77 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,963 [explosion] 78 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:44,532 - NOW, SON, 79 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,567 WHEN I BOUGHT YOU THAT HEAT-SEEKING ROCKET LAUNCHER, 80 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,569 YOU SAID YOU'D USE IT RESPONSIBLY. 81 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:49,570 - SHUT IT, CLOWNIE. 82 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:50,904 WATCH MY WEAPON 83 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:53,774 WHILE I MAKE A DEPOSIT TO THE BOOM-BOOM BANK. 84 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:56,544 - RIGHT-A-ROONEY! 85 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,712 SUCH A SPIRITED BOY. 86 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,481 [sputtering roar] 87 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:01,415 crash! 88 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:04,885 - DON'T WORRY, GUYS, WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE. 89 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,487 - OTIS, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! 90 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:07,988 - IT'S NOT NECESSARY, ABBY. 91 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,957 YOU SEE, TRACTOR DRIVING'S ALL ABOUT INSTINCTS. 92 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,058 YOU JUST HAVE TO-- 93 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:12,159 beep! 94 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:13,261 WHAT WAS THAT? 95 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,162 - JUST A CLOWN. KEEP DRIVING! 96 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:16,430 - DUDE, THAT WAS SNOTTY BOY'S DAD. 97 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:19,933 - IS HE... 98 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,469 - NO, HE'S ALIVE... [honks nose] 99 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,170 BUT HE'S LOST A LOT OF HILARITY. 100 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:25,273 - OTIS, WE GOT TO GET THIS POOR MAN TO A DOCTOR. 101 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:26,540 - BUT IF THEY FIND OUT WE INJURED HIM, 102 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:27,741 WE'LL BE EXPOSED. 103 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:28,876 - I CAN FIX HIM. 104 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,278 I WATCH A LOT OF DOCTOR SHOWS. 105 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,345 - WORKS FOR ME. 106 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:32,546 YOU GUYS TAKE HIM TO THE BARN. 107 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,482 PIP, GET MY EMERGENCY CLOWN DISGUISE. 108 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,616 - I'M ON IT. 109 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,089 - 10 CCs OF GREASE PAINT. 110 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:43,824 CHECK THE DONOR LIST FOR RUBBER NOSES. 111 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,993 PREP THE ALARM. 112 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,628 I'M GOING IN. 113 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:49,096 - OTIS, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 114 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:50,063 - OF COURSE. 115 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,465 IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY. 116 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:53,133 SNOTTY'S LOUSY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS DAD 117 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,735 IS WHAT MAKES HIM SUCH A LITTLE MONSTER. 118 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,537 IF I CAN GET HIM TO THINK HIS DAD IS COOL, 119 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:57,938 HE WON'T BE CONSUMED WITH ANGER 120 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,774 AND TRY TO HURT OUR BODIES ALL THE TIME. 121 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,343 THERE'S MY LITTLE MISTER. 122 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:03,677 - GROSS! 123 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,046 YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO SAY THINGS! 124 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:07,681 NOW, BACK TO BUSINESS! 125 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,082 - SON, NO, WAIT! DON'T DO THAT! 126 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:12,453 UH, YOU HAVE ALL WEEKEND TO TORMENT THE BARN ANIMALS. 127 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,489 HOW 'BOUT WE DO SOME COOL FATHER-SON ACTIVITIES INSTEAD? 128 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:17,090 - WHAT, AND BE SEEN WITH YOU? 129 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:18,592 NO WAY! 130 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:20,728 - COME ON, YOUR OLD MAN'S NOT SUCH A DOOFUS. 131 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:23,331 HOW 'BOUT I TAKE YOU OUT FOR YOUR FIRST DRIVING LESSON? 132 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:26,166 [horn honking] 133 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:28,336 [tires screeching] 134 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:29,337 crunch! 135 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:30,738 - OUT OF MY WAY, LOSERS! 136 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,105 HA HA! 137 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,073 splat! 138 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:34,107 I'M DRIVING A CAR 139 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:35,776 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW! 140 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,545 - YES, WELL, PERHAPS IT WOULD BE BETTER IF-- 141 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,846 - DAD, PLEASE! 142 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,748 I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE. - [shrieks] 143 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,249 - HELP, I BUMPED A CHEF! 144 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:45,819 [hooting and hollering] 145 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,455 YAY, THAT WAS AWESOME. 146 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:50,057 YOU'RE A WAY COOLER DAD THAN I REMEMBER. 147 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,359 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 148 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,160 - WELL, YOUR COOL DAD'S TAKING YOU TO 149 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,062 AN HONEST-TO-GOODNESS BIKER CAFE, 150 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,598 WHERE YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE NACHOS YOU WANT. 151 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:59,367 - NACHOS, SMACHOS. 152 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:01,268 I WANT TO SEE A BIKER FIGHT! 153 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,571 - WELL, THAT WOULD BE FUN, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER TIME-- 154 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,772 SWEET GOD, NO! 155 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:07,741 [scraping and crunching] 156 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,144 [growling] 157 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:12,380 - MY COOL DAD DID IT. 158 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,447 - GET HIM! 159 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,415 - [shrieks] 160 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,517 [yelling] 161 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:17,785 - GET 'EM, DAD! 162 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:20,253 HEY, BIKERS, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? 163 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,222 MY DAD CAN TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT. 164 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:24,492 - [screams] 165 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:27,661 - WHEE! 166 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,930 - YEE-HAW! 167 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,264 PRETTY AWESOME, HUH? 168 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:34,001 BET YOU THINK YOUR CLOWN DAD'S TOTALLY RAD NOW, 169 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,202 DON'T YOU? 170 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,705 - YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD, BUT I DO. 171 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,441 HEY, WHAT'S THIS BUTTON DO? 172 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:41,675 - NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON! 173 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:45,679 [hollering] 174 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,581 crash! 175 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,418 - THAT WAS AWESOME! 176 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:51,719 - OW. 177 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:57,925 - WOW, DAD, TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY EVER. 178 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,092 - THAT'S NICE. 179 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:00,594 MY SKULL'S BROKEN. 180 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,195 - I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED 181 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:04,197 FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY LATER. 182 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,667 - BIRTHDAY PA--WHAAA? 183 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,802 - WHAT? YOU FORGOT? 184 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:12,440 BUT YOU PROMISED ME A PARTY WITH FRIENDS AND OIL CAKE. 185 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:15,175 THIS IS FILLING ME WITH RAGE! 186 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:17,478 WHERE'S MY ANIMAL-HURTING ROCKET LAUNCHER? 187 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:18,479 - WHOA, WHOA, WAIT! 188 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,180 I DIDN'T FORGET YOUR PARTY. 189 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:23,551 IN FACT, I'M GONNA CHECK ON THE ARRANGEMENTS. 190 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:24,618 HELLO? 191 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,119 OIL CAKE OUTLET? 192 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,354 [whispers] ABBY, IT'S ME, OTIS. 193 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:28,922 - OTIS, HOW'S IT GOING WITH SNOTTY? 194 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,357 - HE'S GETTING NICER, 195 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:31,559 BUT I NEED TO THROW HIM AN AWESOME BIRTHDAY PARTY 196 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:32,593 TO REALLY SEAL THE DEAL. 197 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:33,727 HOW'S SNOTTY'S DAD? 198 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:34,995 - HE'S STILL IN SURGERY. 199 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,797 - MAY I HAVE THE DONOR NOSE? 200 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,634 WHOOPSY! 201 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:41,602 HEY, GET BACK HERE! 202 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:44,472 [yelling] 203 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:46,106 - OKAY, AS SOON AS THEY'RE DONE, 204 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,208 SEND THE GUYS OVER DRESSED FOR A KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 205 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,810 - BIRTHDAY PARTY: RIGHT! 206 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:52,713 - AND DON'T SKIMP ON THE BALONEY FROSTING FOR MY LITTLE MAN. 207 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:53,714 - BEAR HUG! 208 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,148 - AH. 209 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,317 male narrator: LATER THAT DAY AT THE BIRTHDAY PARTY... 210 00:06:57,384 --> 00:07:00,954 - HERE NEW FRIENDS, ENJOY SOME DELICIOUS BIRTHDAY LEMONADE. 211 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,490 - UH, THANKS. 212 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:04,658 THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU. 213 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,794 - WHAT'S NICE IS YOU WERE ALL KIND ENOUGH 214 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,029 TO SHARE MY SPECIAL DAY WITH ME. 215 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,363 - OTIS, I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 216 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,766 YOU ACTUALLY GOT SNOTTY TO ACT LIKE A NORMAL BOY. 217 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,367 - SEE, I TOLD YOU MY PLAN WOULD WORK. 218 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:15,636 HOW'S SNOTTY'S DAD DOING? 219 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:16,870 - HE'S GOOD. 220 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:17,938 ABBY GAVE HIM SOMETHING TO HELP HIM REST. 221 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,239 HE'LL BE OUT FOR HOURS. 222 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:21,775 [snoring circus melody] 223 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:26,346 * * 224 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:31,051 - AW, THERE'S NOTHING CUTER THAN A SLEEPING CLOWN. 225 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,821 SLEEP IT OFF, FUNNYMAN. 226 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,789 - HUH? WHAT THE... 227 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:36,924 WHERE AM I? 228 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,391 4:30? 229 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,761 I'M LATE FOR MY BOY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 230 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:44,231 - YUP, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU, WHEN I PUT MY MIND TO SOMETHING, 231 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,232 - SON? 232 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,233 - MILK ME. 233 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,935 - EUGENE? WHAT'S GOING ON? 234 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,637 - WHAT THE... WHO ARE... 235 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,539 SOMETHING WEIRD'S GOING ON HERE. 236 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:54,274 WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MY REAL DAD? 237 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:55,743 - I AM! - I AM! 238 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,445 - WEELL. 239 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:02,650 LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A CLOWN-UNDRUM. 240 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:03,684 beep! 241 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:04,685 click! 242 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:06,319 click! 243 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:09,723 NOW, HOW TO EXPOSE WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE FRAUD... 244 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,926 - THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE A DISPUTE BETWEEN CLOWNS: 245 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:13,927 A CLOWN-OFF. 246 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,062 - NO, I DON'T THINK... 247 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,296 - I LIKE IT! 248 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:17,931 AND WE'LL HAVE THE LOSER ARRESTED 249 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,000 AND EXPOSED FOR WHO HE REALLY IS. 250 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,969 - OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 251 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,604 CLOWN-OFF IT IS. 252 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,472 - OTIS, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CLOWNING? 253 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:26,840 - NOTHING, BUT IT'LL BUY US TIME 254 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,375 WHILE YOU PICK THE LOCK ON THE FRONT DOOR. 255 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:29,710 - I'M ON IT. 256 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:32,179 narrator: SECONDS LATER AT THE CLOWN-OFF... 257 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,448 - BALLOON COW. 258 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:36,483 pop! 259 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:37,885 - WHAT AM I, A THREE-YEAR-OLD? 260 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,821 DO SOMETHING LESS STUPID! 261 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:43,090 - SAY, WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR EAR, YOUNG MAN? 262 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,424 - HUH? 263 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:45,826 - WOW. - HOW DID HE DO THAT? 264 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:46,960 - AMAZING. 265 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,929 - LAME! 266 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,931 - WHY, HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE? 267 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,300 [all gasping] 268 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,736 - WOW. - COOL. 269 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,370 - OKAY, OTHER CLOWN. 270 00:08:57,437 --> 00:09:01,241 YOU BETTER TOP THAT, OR YOU'LL BE EXPOSED AS THE IMPOSTOR. 271 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:04,211 - OKAY, PROFESSIONAL CLOWN TIME! 272 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,313 UH, HEY, WHAT'S IN YOUR EAR, KID? 273 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,414 - OKAY, THAT'S BRAIN. 274 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,682 THAT'S BRAIN! 275 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:09,817 - MY BAD. 276 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,518 - OH! 277 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:13,086 - SAY, WHO LIKES JUGGLING? 278 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,655 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 279 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:16,657 AND A TWO, THREE, FOUR... 280 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:19,359 * YA DA DA DA DA YA DA JUGGLING * 281 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,629 * YA DA DA DA STUFF GOES IN THE AIR * 282 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,964 * YA DA DA DA DA DA DA HERE IT COMES * 283 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:24,998 - OOF! 284 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,734 - AH! 285 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,168 - BICYCLE TIME! 286 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:31,004 CHECK IT OUT, I'M CATCHING AIR! 287 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,539 [yells] 288 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,841 crash! 289 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,408 TA-DA! 290 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,078 - THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME! 291 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,948 I CHOOSE YOU AS MY DAD. - WHAT? 292 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,984 BUT, SON, HE'S CLEARLY AN AMATEUR. 293 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,053 - YOUR FANCY CLOWN WORDS MEAN NOTHING TO ME, 294 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,955 NOT-MY-DAD. 295 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:52,025 FROM NOW ON, THIS COOL CLOWN IS THE ONLY FATHER I KNOW. 296 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,661 - I UNDERSTAND. 297 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,862 I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING LEFT 298 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,097 BUT FOR ME TO LEAVE YOUR LIFE FOREVER. 299 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,199 [squeaking] 300 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,600 - OKAY. BYE. 301 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:03,370 DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR LAMENESS WITH YOU. 302 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,205 - OTIS, I PICKED THE LOCK. LET'S GO! 303 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,940 - RIGHT, YES, GO. 304 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,341 - [sobbing] 305 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,077 [sobbing circus melody] 306 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,479 * * 307 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:13,546 - OH, LOOK AT HIM. 308 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,948 - YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S PATHETIC. 309 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,016 NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 310 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,050 - YEAH, BUT-- 311 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,551 - OTIS, GIVE IT UP. 312 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,054 SNOTTY'S DAD IS NEVER GONNA GET HIS SON'S RESPECT. 313 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,824 THE ONLY THING THAT KID RESPECTS IS MINDLESS VIOLENCE. 314 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:24,858 - MINDLESS VIOLENCE? 315 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:25,893 THAT'S IT! 316 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,395 HEY, SPOOPY, CLOWNING IS STUPID! 317 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,330 - [gasps] WHAT DID YOU SAY? 318 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:31,665 - YOU HEARD ME. 319 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,166 CLOWNS ARE CREEPY AND SMELL LIKE LIVERWURST. 320 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,102 - HOW DARE YOU, SIR? 321 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,704 - LOOK AT ME. I'M A CLOWN. 322 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:40,107 I WEAR MAKEUP AND DOOFY CLOTHES AND MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. 323 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,274 DUR! 324 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,876 - I WILL NOT STAND HERE 325 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:46,513 AND ALLOW THE ART OF CLOWNING TO BE INSULTED BY AN AMATEUR. 326 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:49,850 - "I WILL NOT BLAH BLAH AND ALLOW THE BLAH BLAH 327 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,985 TO BE BLAHED INTO CLOWN WORDS." 328 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,086 beep! 329 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,388 [steam whistle wails] 330 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,024 - HE'S GONNA BLOW! 331 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,225 - EXACTLY. 332 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,563 - [grunts] 333 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,799 [metallic clanging] 334 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,835 SMELL THE PRETTY FLOWER. 335 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:10,037 sproing! 336 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,038 splat! 337 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,005 - [groans] 338 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,573 - LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND. 339 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,210 [electricity crackling] 340 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,847 GAME, SET, CLOWN. 341 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,749 - ARGH! 342 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,884 - THAT WAS AWESOME! 343 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,418 NOW BEAT UP HIS STUPID FRIENDS! 344 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:28,388 [yelling] 345 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:31,591 DAD! 346 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:32,893 - SON. 347 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:33,961 squeak! 348 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,228 - WOW, OTIS, YOU DID IT. 349 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,764 - I SURE DID. 350 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,032 NEVER AGAIN WILL SNOTTY BOY DISRESPECT HIS-- 351 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,033 - HEY, LOOK! 352 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,668 I GOT YOUR JOY TASER. 353 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:42,770 - CAREFUL, SON. 354 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,905 THAT'S A--AUGH! 355 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,640 - HA HA HA! 356 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:48,776 - UGH. 357 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:49,810 - CLOSE ENOUGH. - YEAH, LET'S GO. 358 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:50,811 - WHATEVER. - MOVING ON. 359 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,059 - BEHOLD! 360 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,828 NEANDERTHALUS BOVICANIS: 361 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,797 CAVE COW. 362 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,365 THE MOST FEARSOME BRUTE TO EVER ROAM THE MEADOWS. 363 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,667 OH, THEY LAUGHED AT ME AT THE LEARNING HUTCH, 364 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,536 BUT NOW I SHALL HAVE PROOF OF MY THEORIES. 365 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,305 - THAT'S AWESOME, DR. MATT. 366 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,140 LET'S PARTY! 367 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,674 - NO TIME, BEVERLY. NO TIME! 368 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:24,011 WE MUST THAW THE BEAST OUT AND DO SCIENCE THINGS TO HIM. 369 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,312 DEPLOY HAIR DRYER! 370 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,947 - HAIRDRYER DEPLOYED. 371 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:34,054 - LIVE, YOU MAGNIFICENT COW BEAST, LIVE! 372 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,355 SO LUNCH? 373 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:39,659 - AWESOME! 374 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,694 - MOUNTAIN I'M ABOUT TO CONQUER SAYS WHAT? 375 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:42,629 [echoing] WHAT? 376 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:43,630 WHAT? 377 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:44,631 WHAT? 378 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:45,999 [laughs] 379 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,467 I'M FUNNY. 380 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,836 'KAY, GUYS, 381 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,103 YOU READY FOR SOME WICKED-SICK SNOWBOARDING ACTION? 382 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,339 - WELL, I'M NOT CRAZY, SO NO. 383 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,841 - OTIS, THIS RUN IS TOO STEEP. 384 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,742 - I WAS TOLD THERE'D BE TEA AND FACE PAINTING. 385 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:59,146 - AND IT'S SO COLD, PECK MADE ME SWALLOW HIM TO KEEP HIM WARM. 386 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,048 - I NEVER ASKED YOU TO DO THAT. 387 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,015 ACK! 388 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,050 - SHHH. 389 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,118 GO TO SLEEP. 390 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,219 - I DON'T KNOW, OTIS. 391 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,620 IT DOESN'T SEEM SAFE. 392 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:08,856 - OH, REALLY? 393 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,557 IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU GUYS ARE LAME! 394 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,524 [echoing] LAME! 395 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:12,525 LAME! 396 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,560 LAME! 397 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,761 PECK, HELMET ME. 398 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,063 - YOU GOT IT. 399 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,030 - OOF! 400 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,366 WHOA! 401 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,700 - GUYS, HE'S OUTTA CONTROL! 402 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,269 WE GOT TO HELP HIM! 403 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,771 - RIGHT BEHIND YOU! - HURRY! 404 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,874 - AND THEN FACE PAINTING, RIGHT? 405 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:30,310 - [screaming] 406 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,378 OW! 407 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,880 [bellowing] 408 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,884 AUGH! 409 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,385 PAIN! 410 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:41,754 crash! 411 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:47,895 - THERE HE IS. 412 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,897 - OTIS? HE'S OUT COLD. 413 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,932 - WOW, THAT FALL REALLY KNOCKED THE PRETTY OUT OF HIM. 414 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,967 - YEAH, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE HEAD BUMP. 415 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,202 - POOR OTIS. 416 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,669 HELP ME GET HIM BACK TO THE BARNYARD. 417 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,076 - AND THAT'S WHY I NEVER WEAR UNDERWEAR. 418 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,077 TRUE STORY. 419 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,445 - DR. MATT, LOOK! 420 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,480 THE CAVE COW IS ALL THAWED OUT. 421 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,482 - OOH, WHAT A MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN. 422 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,419 OBSERVE THE MASSIVE CRANIAL RIDGE. 423 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,554 - [groans] 424 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,023 - DID YOU HEAR THAT, BEVERLY? 425 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,190 HE'S ALIVE! 426 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,559 - ICE...HEAD...PAIN... 427 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,561 - HEY, THOSE ARE WORDS. 428 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,763 - HE HAS THE POWER OF PRIMITIVE SPEECH! 429 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,198 HE COULD BE THE MISSING LINK 430 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,934 BETWEEN HUMANS AND BARNYARD ANIMALS. 431 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,936 - OOF. 432 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,670 OW. 433 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:31,704 EEAGH. 434 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,206 - I LOVE HIS PASSION. 435 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,175 QUICK, HELP ME GET HIM BACK TO THE SCIENCE LAB. 436 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,244 - AND THEN WE CAN PARTY! 437 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,848 - [fierce snoring] 438 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,023 - YEAH, OTIS HAS BEEN OUT AN AWFULLY LONG TIME. 439 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,825 - THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE HIM: UGLY AND UNCONSCIOUS. 440 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,694 - MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY WAKING HIM UP. 441 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,029 - I'M A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL. 442 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,830 I'LL HANDLE THIS. 443 00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,299 CLEAR! 444 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:02,569 [hissing] 445 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,137 - [grumbling] 446 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,172 AUGH! 447 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,606 [yelling] 448 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,341 [grunting] 449 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,010 [panicked yelling] 450 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,678 THAT KNOCK ON THE HEAD DROVE OTIS LOOPY. 451 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,646 - WE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO CALM HIM DOWN. 452 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,148 - PECK AND I WILL DEAL WITH HIM. 453 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,984 - RIGHT. FREDDY AND I WILL--WHAT? 454 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,851 - [growling] 455 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,120 TALKA TALKA! 456 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,221 - OTIS, STOP. 457 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,490 LOOK, WE HAVE A NICE BANANA FOR YOU. 458 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:24,524 - RARGH? 459 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,995 [sniffs] 460 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,162 - IT'S WORKING. 461 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,998 OFFER HIM SOMETHING ELSE, FREDDY. 462 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,300 - LOOK, OTIS, GOSSIP MAGAZINE. 463 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,767 - RARGH? 464 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,036 RUR. 465 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,737 [chuckles] 466 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,739 - WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE THAT'S CALM AND SOOTHING? 467 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,175 - WELL, EVERYONE LOVES FIRE. 468 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,911 - [bellowing] 469 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,214 - HE'S MAD, I TELL YOU, MAD! 470 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:52,119 - LOOKS LIKE I GOT TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE. 471 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,320 clang! 472 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,321 - [groaning] 473 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,023 - IT'S OKAY, OTIS. 474 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,825 WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU GET BETTER. 475 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,528 FELLAS, IT'LL BE A LONG DIFFICULT HEALING PROCESS, 476 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,030 BUT OTIS IS OUR FRIEND, 477 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,365 AND HE HAS TO KNOW THAT WE'RE HERE FOR H-- 478 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:09,169 I'M A PRETTY BALLERINA. 479 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:12,405 - [satisfied humming] 480 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,575 - * WHOA, CAVE COW * 481 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,943 * YOU'RE THE ONE * 482 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,946 * WHO CAN HELP ME SEE THE LIGHT * 483 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:27,054 * YOU'RE A WILD DREAMER * 484 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:31,824 * A STONE-AGE MAN WITH A MASSIVE OVERBITE * 485 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:38,398 * OH, CAVE COW * 486 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,902 * YEAH, CAVE COW * 487 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,104 - ME: HUMAN. 488 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,073 YOU: CAVE COW. 489 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:49,476 CAVE...COW. 490 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,810 SPEAK, SPEAK! 491 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,512 WHY WON'T YOU SPEAK AGAIN? 492 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,214 - OH, HE'S SHY. 493 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,116 BY THE WAY, I NEED WEDNESDAY OFF. 494 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,118 - [thinking] CAREFUL, OTIS. THESE GUYS ARE CRAZY. 495 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,220 JUST PLAY DUMB AND EVERYONE GETS OUT ALIVE. 496 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:03,090 - IT'S NO USE. 497 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:06,626 I GUESS WE BOUGHT ALL THESE TASTY REWARD TREATS FOR NOTHING. 498 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,197 - TREATS? WE LOVE TREATS! 499 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,631 SAY SOME WORDS QUICK! 500 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,366 QUIET, STOMACH, THAT'LL GET US EXPOSED. 501 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,902 OH, EXPOSED. I'M SO SCARED. 502 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,170 TAKE THE STUPID TREAT! 503 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,206 OH, ALL RIGHT, BUT WE DO IT MY WAY. 504 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,340 [growls] 505 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,109 ME CAVE COW. 506 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,943 ME WANT TREAT. 507 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,545 - HA HA HA! 508 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,613 HE SPEAKS! 509 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:27,980 QUICK, BEVERLY, GIVE HIM A TREAT. 510 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,616 - HERE YOU GO, CAVE COW. 511 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,118 - [gobbling] 512 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,919 TREAT GOOD! 513 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,122 - KEEP TALKING, YOU GLORIOUS BRUTE! 514 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,356 - [growls] 515 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,492 ME WANT LARGE GRAPE SODA POP! 516 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,460 - I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT. 517 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,494 HERE. 518 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,695 - [slurps] 519 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,465 ME ALSO WANT SIDE OF NACHOS. 520 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,899 - HERE. 521 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:50,470 - OOH, AND SPORTS BLOOPERS ON GLOWING PICTURE BOX. 522 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:51,671 - YOU GOT IT, BIG GUY. 523 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,640 I'M GOING TO BE FAMOUS! 524 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,142 - [gobbling] 525 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,809 - I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA. 526 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,978 NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR STOCK PORTFOLIO. 527 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,150 - WHAT'S OTIS DOING? 528 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,851 - I THINK HE WANTS TO PLAY "NAME THAT PICTURE." 529 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,386 IS IT A MOVIE? - [grunts] 530 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,655 - ONE SYLLABLE? - A CLAM FOR SISTER SUSAN? 531 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:09,889 - GONE WITH THE YOGURT? 532 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,224 - SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH FESTER? 533 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,059 - [growls] 534 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,961 - GUYS, PLEASE, YOU'RE UPSETTING OTIS. 535 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,796 YOU'RE GONNA SET HIS RECOVERY BACK. 536 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,365 - I DON'T THINK HE'S GETTING ANY BETTER. 537 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,599 - WHY, SURE HE IS. 538 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,169 SINCE HIS ACCIDENT, OTIS HAS BEEN A NEW COW. 539 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,937 HE'S EXCITING, SPONTANEOUS, AND UNAF-- 540 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,373 WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT? 541 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,275 - GUYS, THE FARMER! 542 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,577 HE'S BACK FROM HIS LODGE CONVENTION. 543 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,644 - BYE, FELLAS. 544 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,013 [wolf howl] 545 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,482 - [howling] 546 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,016 - [gasps] 547 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,086 - [makes wolf call] 548 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,954 AW, GREAT GUYS. 549 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,095 - [growls excitedly] 550 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,230 [grinding] 551 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,264 [excited grunting] 552 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,265 - DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 553 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,566 splat! 554 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,901 - * DOO DE DOO, DOO DE DOO * 555 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:55,902 * DOO DE DOO * 556 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,204 - [grunts] 557 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,306 [bellows] 558 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,441 - [shrieks] 559 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,676 - [snarling] 560 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,213 [grunting and smacking] 561 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,447 - [cheering and laughing] 562 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,649 FOOTBALL MAN BREAK ANKLE! 563 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,650 [grumbles] 564 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,851 NEED REFILL. 565 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,786 - OF COURSE, MY PRIMITIVE FRIEND, 566 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,122 BUT FIRST I NEED MORE DATA. 567 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,590 TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOURSELF. 568 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,958 - OH, UM... 569 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,560 [beeping computer sounds] 570 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:24,030 UH, WELL, MANY MOONS ME LIVE IN CAVE. 571 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,131 - REALLY? 572 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,266 - THEN, UM-- - UH-HUH? 573 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,235 - ME REACH AWKWARD AGE-- - OOH. 574 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,237 - AND START HIGH SCHOOL. 575 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,304 - FASCINATING. 576 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,505 AND AT THIS "HIGH SCHOOL," 577 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:37,076 DID YOU EVER ENCOUNTER THIS? 578 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,678 - NO. 579 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,046 - THAT'S WEIRD, DOCTOR. 580 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,548 I THOUGHT DONKEYSAURUS REPTILICANUS 581 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,251 WAS THE CAVE COW'S ONLY NATURAL ENEMY. 582 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:48,255 - OH, THEN, [growls], FEAR, WHATEVER. 583 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,889 CAN CAVE COW HAVE MORE PIZZA? 584 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,123 - GET ME MORE PIZZA, BEVERLY. 585 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,892 WE'VE GOT TO KEEP THE BEAST TALKING. 586 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,463 DO YOU WANT ANCHOVIES? 587 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,164 - [panicked growl] 588 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,701 MAN, THIS IS SWEET. 589 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,303 I GOT TO TELL PIP ABOUT THIS. 590 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,572 - [shrieking] - [snarling] 591 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,639 - OTIS, STOP! - GET HIM! 592 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,441 [cell phone ringing] 593 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,976 - 'SUP? 594 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,012 - PIP, BUDDY, I HAVE STUMBLED ONTO THE SWEETEST SCAM. 595 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,081 QUICK, DISGUISE YOURSELF AS A PREHISTORIC CAVE MOUSE 596 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,215 AND GET DOWN HERE FAST. 597 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:17,384 - OTIS, HOW CAN YOU BE THERE 598 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,551 WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO HUNT THE FARMER? 599 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,186 - SHA-HUH? 600 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:24,457 - [panting] - [growling] 601 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:25,925 - SWEET CUD! 602 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,860 THOSE SCIENCE GUYS MUST HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR THAT GUY! 603 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,195 I GOT TO SAVE THE FARMER, 604 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,097 BUT CAN I LEAVE ALL THIS SWEET FREE STUFF? 605 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,466 - CAVE COW, BEVERLY HAD A GREAT IDEA. 606 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,335 INSTEAD OF ALL THIS TIME-CONSUMING TALKING, 607 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,304 WE'RE JUST GOING TO EXTRACT YOUR BRAIN. 608 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,341 - OKAY, THEN. 609 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,909 [screams] OOF! 610 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,010 BYE! 611 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,478 CAVE COW LIKE BRAIN. WANT KEEP. 612 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,446 LATER! 613 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:47,580 - CAVE COW, STOP! 614 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,482 COME BACK HERE AT ONCE! 615 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,051 - [panting] - [bellowing] 616 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,420 - OOF! UGH. 617 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,759 - STOP RIGHT THERE, CAVE COW. 618 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,128 - HUH? 619 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,563 - HUH? - THERE ARE TWO OF 'EM? 620 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,197 - WHAT IN THE WORLD? - I'M SEEING DOUBLE. 621 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,866 - GUYS, THAT'S THE REAL OTIS. 622 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,935 THE OTHER GUY'S SOME KIND OF PREHISTORIC CAVE COW. 623 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,069 - MAN FRIEND. 624 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,070 YOU GO NOW. 625 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:12,104 [growls] 626 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,105 - [growls] 627 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:16,743 [growling] 628 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,245 - WHOA! 629 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,347 OH! 630 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,348 UGH. 631 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,882 - OTIS, ARE YOU OKAY? 632 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:23,883 - NEVER MIND ME. 633 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:24,917 WE GOT STOP THAT CAVE COW 634 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,052 BEFORE HE EATS THE FARMER. 635 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,587 BUT HOW? HOW? 636 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,955 YOU IDIOT. 637 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,523 DON'T YOU REMEMBER THAT DONKEY DINOSAUR THING? 638 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,559 BEVERLY SAID IT WAS THE CAVE COW'S ONLY NATURAL ENEMY. 639 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,462 THANKS, STOMACH. YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. 640 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,664 COME ON, GUYS, WE GOT A DONKEY DINOSAUR TO BUILD! 641 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,766 - BOY, THAT WAS WEIRD. 642 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:40,800 WASN'T IT, STOMACH? 643 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:41,801 YEAH, WHATEVER. 644 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,136 PUT FOOD IN ME! 645 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,105 - [grunting] 646 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,073 - HUH? 647 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,875 WHAT'S GOING ON? 648 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:49,876 - [slurps] 649 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,544 - [shrieks] 650 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:52,845 - [chuckles menacingly] 651 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,647 [slurps] 652 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:55,582 - [donkey braying] 653 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:56,649 - [panicked yelp] 654 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:59,586 - [donkey braying] 655 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:06,959 - [panicked yelling] 656 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,294 - [laughs] 657 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:10,229 WOO-HOO! HEY, YOU. 658 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:11,564 - YOU DID IT, OTIS. 659 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,600 YOU SAVED THE FARMER. - THAT'S OUR OTIS. 660 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,869 BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT THAT DONKEY DINOSAUR MONSTER THING 661 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,771 WAS THE CAVE COW'S NATURAL ENEMY? 662 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,908 - HO-HO, LET'S JUST SAY I HAD A GUT FEELING. 663 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,410 [laughs] 664 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,411 YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 665 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,578 - POOR CAVE COW, 666 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,247 LOST AND ALONE IN A STRANGE NEW WORLD. 667 00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:29,782 I WONDER WHAT'LL BECOME OF HIM? 668 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,250 - HE'S A SURVIVOR, ABIGAIL. 669 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:34,954 HE'LL FIND A WAY TO CARVE OUT A LIFE FOR HIMSELF. 670 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:39,291 - AND IF ELECTED TO THE SENATE, I PROMISE SWEEPING TAX CUTS, 671 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:43,730 HEALTH CARE REFORM, AND A TOTAL BAN ON FIRE. 672 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:45,432 [cheering] 673 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,667 - I HATE FIRE. - LET'S PARTY! 674 00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:52,338 - THAT'S WHY I NEVER UNDERWEAR. 675 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:58,545 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com