1 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:05,306 - I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE. 2 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:08,709 I'LL BE BACK. 3 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,278 [sheep bleating] 4 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:11,412 - CLEAR! 5 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:13,414 [upbeat hoedown music] 6 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:15,116 - ALL RIGHT! 7 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:16,517 * 8 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,086 - RAT-A-BUNGA! 9 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:21,255 - * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 10 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:22,556 * WE GO ON DANCING 11 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:26,094 - WHOO-HOO! WHOA! 12 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:27,761 OW, OW! OKAY, OW. 13 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,530 OW! 14 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:31,399 - * DO SI DO YOUR PARTNER NOW * 15 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:32,766 * 16 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,768 * PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 17 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,470 * 18 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:38,072 * DO SI DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 19 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:40,541 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL * 20 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:42,176 [motor roaring] 21 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,677 - HA HA! 22 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:59,660 [dirt crackling] 23 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:02,563 - [grunting] 24 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:06,100 - DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA, AY-AY-AY. 25 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,435 A-GA-GA-GA-GA-- 26 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,137 - UH, FREDDY, THE JACKHAMMER ISN'T ON. 27 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:09,903 - I KNOW. 28 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:11,505 I HAVE A LOT OF NERVOUS ENERGY. 29 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:12,540 - [slurping] 30 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:13,807 PANCAKES ARE READY. 31 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,709 - PIG, THAT'S CEMENT. 32 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,179 - OH, THEN I'M VERY ILL. 33 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,747 - HOW LONG DOES CEMENT TAKE TO DRY? 34 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,315 - OH, ABOUT THIS LONG. 35 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:24,352 [flames roaring] 36 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:26,620 VOILA! INSTANT SPEED BUMP. 37 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:28,156 NO HOT-WHEELIN' GRANNIES 38 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,557 ARE GONNA TURN MY FRIENDS INTO ROAD KILL. 39 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,125 - CAR! 40 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,561 - WATCH AS THE SPEED BUMP 'CAUSES THE OBSERVANT DRIVER 41 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,895 TO REDUCE HIS SPEED. 42 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,730 - YES, THE FOSSIL DIG WENT SPLENDIDLY. 43 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,199 I FOUND A TRICERATOPS FEMUR, 44 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:39,367 A BRONTO SKULL, 45 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,402 AND SOME SORT OF GIANT EGG. 46 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:42,436 HOLD ON. SPEED BUMP. 47 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:44,572 [engine revs] 48 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:48,276 YEE-HA-HA-HA-HA! 49 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,344 - [all cheering] 50 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:51,679 - YEAH. 51 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,481 WHO KNEW SAFETY COULD GET SUCH WICKED AIR? 52 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:56,517 - HEY, SOMETHING FELL OFF THAT TRUCK. 53 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,386 - SWEET CUD, IT'S A GIANT CHICKEN EGG. 54 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,554 - HEY, YEAH. - A GIANT CHICKEN? 55 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:01,589 - CAREFUL, OTIS. 56 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:02,823 MY MAMA ALWAYS SAID, 57 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,525 "NEVER TOUCH AN OVERSIZED CHICKEN EGG." 58 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:05,593 - WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT? 59 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,161 - SHE WAS CRAZY. 60 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:08,696 - OH, THAT POOR, LITTLE LOST EGG. 61 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:09,897 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, OTIS? 62 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,599 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 63 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,701 WE'RE GONNA BRING IT BACK TO THE BARNYARD AND HATCH IT. 64 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,569 - YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE THAT'S A VERY GOOD-- 65 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:17,238 - QUIET! OTIS IS RIGHT. 66 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,372 WE HAVE TO HATCH IT. 67 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:20,274 HATCH IT, OTIS. HATCH IT! 68 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:20,941 OW. 69 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,376 - GUYS, A GIANT CHICKEN 70 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:24,212 WOULD MAKE A GREAT ADDITION TO THE BARNYARD. 71 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,179 WE NEED A FIFTH FOR POLO, 72 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:26,814 AND I CAN FINALLY HAVE A JOUSTING PARTNER. 73 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,216 [trumpet fanfare] 74 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:30,484 [all chattering] 75 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:31,952 - LATER THAT DAY, OTIS HATCHED THE PLAN. 76 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:32,920 GET IT? 77 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:34,888 IT'S AN EGG EPISODE, AND I SAID "HATCHED." 78 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,858 I'M LONELY! 79 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,294 - HENS! 80 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,529 OH, GOOD, YOU'RE AWAKE. 81 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:42,796 LISTEN, I NEED ABOUT 20 OR 30 OF YOU 82 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,432 TO SIT ON THIS GIANT EGG UNTIL IT HATCHES. 83 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:45,533 SO COME ON! WHO'S IN? 84 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:46,767 I WANT TO SEE SOME WARM HEINIES. 85 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,503 AH! 86 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:50,571 OOF! 87 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:51,605 OW. 88 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:52,906 I'M GONNA CALL HIM PLUCKY. 89 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:55,276 - NOW WHO'S GONNA KEEP IT WARM? - ME! 90 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:56,710 I WANT TO HATCH THE GIANT CHICKEN! 91 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,946 I'M VERY HUNGRY-- I MEAN, NURTURING. 92 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,448 - YEAH, NO. 93 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,482 COME ON, PLUCKY. 94 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:02,616 I'LL HATCH YOU MYSELF. 95 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,285 - I'M AVAILABLE FOR BABYSITTING. 96 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:05,453 - AH! - REALLY, I'M VERY CHEAP. 97 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:06,754 - I DON'T LIKE YOU. 98 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,289 - EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK, I'LL BE THERE. 99 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:11,259 - COME ON, PLUCKY. - HEY, WAIT UP! 100 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:14,462 - * GIANT EGG, GIANT EGG * 101 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:17,898 * NICE AND WARM 'NEATH MY UTTERS * 102 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,967 - OTIS, YOU'VE BEEN SITTING ON THAT EGG FOR HOURS. 103 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,370 - THAT'S WHEN ALL THE EMOTIONAL BONDING BEGINS. 104 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,537 HEY, HE'S KICKING! 105 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:24,738 SQUEE! 106 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,540 WHO WANTS TO FEEL? WHO WANTS TO FEEL? 107 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:27,608 - OH, IT'S A MIRACLE. 108 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:28,676 I'LL PASS. 109 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,378 - OH, I'LL FEEL, I'LL FEEL. 110 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,645 - YEAH, NOT SO MUCH YOU. 111 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,247 - OKAY. - WOW, OTIS. 112 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:35,283 YOU'RE REALLY GETTING INTO THIS FATHERHOOD THING. 113 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,183 - YOU KNOW, I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT. 114 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,751 I HAVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING A DAD. 115 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:38,852 - SINCE WHEN? 116 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,053 - EH, COUPLE MINUTES AGO. - UH-HUH. 117 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:42,456 - BY THE WAY, HOW MANY FINGERS DOES A GIANT CHICKEN HAVE? 118 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,392 - OOH, DID SOMEONE SAY "CHICKEN FINGERS"? 119 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,693 OOH. 120 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,261 - THE NEXT DAY, THINGS REALLY GOT CRACKING. 121 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,662 GET IT? 122 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,498 OTIS IS SITTING ON AN EGG, AND I SAID "CRACKING." 123 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,899 A-HA! OH, FORGET IT. 124 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,468 - [snoring] 125 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:56,337 - ME-ME-ME-ME-ME. 126 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,407 - [snoring] 127 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,309 - GUYS, GUYS! HE'S HATCHING! 128 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:02,610 - IT'S TIME. IT'S TIME. 129 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,878 - OH, HOW EXCITING. - THE MIRACLE OF LIFE. 130 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:09,517 - EVERYONE, SAY HELLO TO THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE BARNYARD, 131 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,818 PLUCKY. 132 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,320 all: AW. 133 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,421 - EW. 134 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:15,289 - [roars] 135 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:17,024 [all screaming] 136 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,292 - DUDE, THAT'S NO GIANT CHICKEN. 137 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:19,427 THAT'S A GODZILLA. 138 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:20,628 - AH! KEEP IT AWAY. 139 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:23,597 GET BACK! GET BACK! 140 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:25,399 - OH, LOOK. HE'S HUNGRY. 141 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:26,667 - OTIS, THAT'S A DINOSAUR. 142 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,536 WE CAN'T KEEP HIM ON THE BARNYARD. 143 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:29,570 - HE'S VICIOUS. 144 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,639 - AND DOESN'T LOOK VERY EDIBLE. 145 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,774 - COME ON, GUYS, DON'T HATE HIM BECAUSE HE'S DIFFERENT. 146 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,042 WE ALL HAVE OUR LITTLE FOIBLES. 147 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,610 FREDDY WANTS TO EAT HIS BEST FRIEND. 148 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,045 - PIG HAS AN OBSESSION WITH FACE-PAINTING. 149 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:39,647 - YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT. 150 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,415 - PIP'S IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE 20 TIMES HIS SIZE. 151 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:43,684 AND ABBY SAYS FUNNY-SOUNDING HILLBILLY THINGS ALL DAY. 152 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,953 - THAT'S AS WRONG AS A ONE-EYED SWAMP GOBBLER. 153 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:47,588 - SEE? SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 154 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,391 LET'S GIVE PLUCKY A CHANCE TO FIT IN. 155 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:52,726 - WELL, I SUPPOSE WE COULD GIVE HIM A CHANCE. 156 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,329 - AT LEAST UNTIL THE FARMER GETS BACK FROM ANGER MANAGEMENT CAMP. 157 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,630 - YEAH? 158 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,732 THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR SHARING STICK! 159 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:01,369 UH! NOT SO PRETTY NOW, HUH? 160 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:03,637 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, JERKY? 161 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,739 HOW WAS THAT? 162 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,375 - OH, ALL RIGHT. - HE CAN STAY. 163 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,909 - WE'LL GIVE HIM A CHANCE. - THANKS, GUYS. 164 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,611 I PROMISE THAT BY THIS TIME TOMORROW, 165 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,046 YOU'LL LOVE PLUCKY AS MUCH AS I DO. 166 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,416 AH! OH, HOW CUTE. 167 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,351 HE'S TEETHING. 168 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,852 GET THE BANDAGES. 169 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,854 - THE NEXT MORNING, THE ANIMALS ALL WENT OVER TO MY HOUSE 170 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,122 FOR FRENCH TOAST. 171 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,657 WAIT, HOLD ON. THAT WAS JUST IN MY MIND. 172 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,493 LONELY PEOPLE HAVE VIVID FANTASY LIVES. 173 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:31,465 - MORNING, EVERYONE. 174 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:32,566 - [yawns] 175 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,567 [all gasp] 176 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:34,535 all: PLUCKY? 177 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:40,774 - [roars] 178 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,443 - HE'S HUGE. 179 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,144 - MORNING, GUYS. DID YOU NOTICE? 180 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,946 LITTLE PLUCKY HAD A GROWTH SPURT. 181 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,781 - OTIS, HE'S 12 FEET TALL. 182 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:48,882 - HE COULD EAT US. 183 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,818 - WHAT? MY SON WILL NOT EAT YOU. 184 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,421 I HAVE RAISED HIM TO BE VERY WELL BEHAVED. 185 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:54,888 WATCH. [blows whistle] 186 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,457 boom! 187 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,125 - OH, FORGET THIS. 188 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,160 [blows whistle] 189 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,595 AH! 190 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:04,131 - AND HE CAN FETCH. 191 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,499 - AH! 192 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,670 crash! 193 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,439 NAH-- AH! 194 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,674 - [roars] 195 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,676 - OTIS, THOSE ARE A BUNCH OF DOG TRICKS. 196 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:19,012 - DOGS, KIDS, DINOSAURS; ALL THEY WANT IS OUR LOVE. 197 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,081 - OTIS, THAT DINOSAUR IS A MENACE. 198 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,616 - HE'S GONNA GET US ALL EXPOSED. 199 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:25,152 - HE'S SO NOT A CHICKEN. 200 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,455 - GUYS, PLEASE, NOT IN FRONT OF PLUCKY. 201 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:28,689 NOW, IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, 202 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,424 I'M GOOD A WEEK FROM TUESDAY BETWEEN-- 203 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:31,525 all: NOW! 204 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:34,462 - OH, FINE. 205 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,696 WAIT HERE, PLUCKY. 206 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:38,165 DADDY'S GONNA GO TALK TO THE NICE MEAN PEOPLE. 207 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,199 [blows whistle] 208 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,768 boom! 209 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,203 SUCH A GOOD BOY. YES, HE IS. 210 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:46,474 GIVE DADDY A KISS. 211 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,642 MAKES IT ALL WORTH IT. 212 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:52,212 NORA'S LOG: FARM DATE 438.5. 213 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:56,484 I AM BEGINNING MY ALL-DAY SURVEILLANCE OF THE BARNYARD. 214 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,719 - [huffing] 215 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,554 - HUH? 216 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:09,530 - [roars] 217 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,565 - [screams] 218 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:21,609 [romantic music swells] 219 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:29,817 * 220 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,519 DON'T COME ANY CLOSER. 221 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:32,620 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 222 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:33,921 OH, NO! 223 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,256 - [roars] 224 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,158 - PUT ME DOWN! 225 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,229 HELLO, POLICE? 226 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,598 I'VE BEEN CAPTURED BY A GODZILLA. 227 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:46,500 BRING IN THE AIR SUPPORT! 228 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:47,501 - VERY FUNNY, LADY. 229 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,002 LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR-- 230 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,672 - [roars] 231 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:52,806 - JUMPIN' JELLY DONUTS! 232 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:53,907 IT IS A GODZILLA! 233 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:55,643 - [screams] 234 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:56,644 - DON'T WORRY, LADY. 235 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,111 I'M ON MY WAY. 236 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,514 OKAY, FRANK, YOU'VE TRAINED FOR THIS DAY. 237 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,482 YOU KNOW WHAT HAS TO BE DONE. 238 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,854 TIME TO HUNT SOME 'ZILLA. 239 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:10,591 - HE'S TOO BIG AND SMELLY. 240 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:11,559 - AND HE SLOBBERS... 241 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,761 [all talking at once] 242 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,596 - OKAY, COME ON. YOU KNOW KIDS. 243 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:18,932 THEY'RE ALWAYS TESTING BOUNDARIES AND BITING CARS. 244 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:19,967 HE'LL GROW OUT OF IT. 245 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,268 - OTIS. - HE'S A MENACE. 246 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:22,269 - LOSE HIM! 247 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,804 - OKAY, FINE. 248 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,639 I'LL TRY TO FIND PLUCKY A NEW HOME. 249 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,107 - [screaming] 250 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,542 - THAT WAS MRS. BEADY. 251 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,811 - OH, NO! SHE MUST'VE SPOTTED PLUCKY. 252 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,946 - [screaming] 253 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,081 PUT ME DOWN! 254 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,783 - [roars] 255 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:38,085 - GET OFF. WHAT ARE YOU--NO! 256 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,620 - PLUCKY, DON'T EAT THAT. 257 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,221 SHE'LL GIVE YOU TERRIBLE INDIGESTION. 258 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,824 - GEEZ, OTIS, I HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO. 259 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:44,925 SO YOU GUYS DO IT. 260 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,694 - WE TOLD YOU SO! 261 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,028 - OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE. 262 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,597 THIS IS EVERY FATHER'S NIGHTMARE. 263 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,264 THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE THIS WORSE IS... 264 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:52,933 [gunfire] 265 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:53,934 I WAS GONNA SAY JURY DUTY. 266 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,335 BUT THIS IS BAD TOO! 267 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,604 [plane whooshes] 268 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,641 - EAT CHEESE BALLS, BUDDY. 269 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:03,176 I KNEW I'D FIND A USE FOR THESE THINGS EVENTUALLY. 270 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,812 - [roars] 271 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:15,022 [gunfire] 272 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,626 - AH! 273 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:19,860 - [roars] 274 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,596 - HEY, HE'S TRYING TO PROTECT MRS. BEADY. 275 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,131 I THINK HE'S SWEET ON HER. 276 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,633 all: AW. 277 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,334 - * PLUCKY'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND 278 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,703 * MRS. BEADY'S GONNA BE OTIS' DAUGHTER-IN-LAW * 279 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:30,604 thud! - UH. 280 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:33,240 [plane whooshes] 281 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,709 - [roars] 282 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:38,746 - WHY, HE WASN'T TRYING TO EAT ME AT ALL. 283 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,614 HE WAS JUST TRYING-- WAH! 284 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:41,615 [screaming] 285 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,116 UH! 286 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,317 - HOW'S IT GOING? 287 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:45,886 [plane whooshes] 288 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,021 - THE PLANE'S COMING AROUND AGAIN. 289 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,156 - OTIS, DO SOMETHING. 290 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,624 THAT GUY'S NOT PLAYING. 291 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,092 - PLAYING! THAT'S IT! 292 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,363 - DON'T MOVE, FELLA. 293 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:58,699 I GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU. 294 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:11,244 [whistle blows] 295 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:14,715 - [growls] 296 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,751 [dramatic operatic music plays] 297 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:25,625 * 298 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,795 [loud thud] 299 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,096 [all gasp] 300 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,036 - LOOKS LIKE THAT LAST CHEESE BALL DID HIM IN. 301 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,706 - OH, IT WASN'T THE CHEESE BALL. 302 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,341 'TWAS BEAUTY KILLED THE BEAST. 303 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,176 - NO, I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS THE CHEESE BALL. 304 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,845 - OH, JUST FLY ME HOME. 305 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:45,746 - OKAY, RIGHT. 306 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,418 - OH, PLUCKY. - POOR GUY. 307 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,385 - SO SAD. - IT'S TRAGIC. 308 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:53,386 - HE WAS SO YOUNG. 309 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,888 - [laughs] 310 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:57,057 OH, MAN, THAT COULD NOT HAVE GONE BETTER. 311 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,058 - WHAT? - OTIS! 312 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,359 - HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 313 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,928 - GUYS, RELAX. EVERYTHING'S FINE. 314 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,696 OBSERVE. [blows whistle] 315 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,466 - [roars] 316 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,703 [all cheer] 317 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:10,738 - WE MISSED YOU. 318 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,439 - PLAYING DEAD'S ONE OF THE TRICKS I TAUGHT HIM. 319 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:16,710 RIGHT, PLUCKY? 320 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,478 - OH, YOU'RE A GOOD DAD, OTIS. 321 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,480 I GUESS IF YOU REALLY WANT PLUCKY TO STAY, 322 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,949 WE'LL FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK. 323 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,116 - NO, ABIGAIL. 324 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,753 I SEE NOW THAT PLUCKY NEEDS TO RUN FREE. 325 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,354 FOR, YOU SEE, HE NEEDS A PLACE 326 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,823 WHERE DINOSAURS CAN GET THE LOVE AND ATTENTION 327 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,392 THEY SO RICHLY DESERVE. 328 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,994 BUT SINCE I DON'T KNOW ANY PLACE LIKE THAT, 329 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,228 I'LL DO THE NEXT BEST THING. 330 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,834 [sheep bleating] 331 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:44,371 [goat bleating] 332 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,973 - [roars] 333 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,389 - READY TO BREAK GROUND 334 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,525 ON OUR NEW VEGETABLE GARDEN/SPICY HOT WING GRILL? 335 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,028 - UH, FREDDY, I DON'T REMEMBER DISCUSSING A HOT WING-- 336 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,330 - ENOUGH TALK! LET'S DIG! 337 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:11,799 [grunting] HUH? 338 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,300 UH... 339 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,002 I'VE ANGERED THE EARTH! 340 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,003 AH! 341 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,404 - EARTHQUAKE! 342 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,972 STOP, DROP, AND ROLL, STAY WITH YOUR BUDDY, 343 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,273 AND OTHER EMERGENCY PHRASES! 344 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,342 - HEY, LOOK, EARTHQUAKES MAKE MY BELLY JIGGLE. 345 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,344 OH, IT'S THE BIG ONE. LOOK AT THAT. 346 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:27,848 - YAH! 347 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,119 - HEY, IT MUST BE THE MOLE PEOPLE. 348 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,921 I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM SINCE THEY BANISHED ME 349 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,222 FROM THEIR UNDERGROUND KINGDOM. 350 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,289 - UH, WHAT? - WHAT'S THAT NOW? 351 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,324 - YEAH, COME AGAIN? 352 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,326 - GUYS, DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 353 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,828 - WOW, SAVING THAT RACE OF MOLE PEOPLE 354 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,095 FROM THOSE GIANT EVIL BLOOD WORMS 355 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,463 AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH WAS COOL! 356 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,597 - YOU SAID IT! 357 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,534 - I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE PIG THEIR EMPEROR. 358 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:50,537 - WHOA! 359 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,005 OH! 360 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,574 I ABUSED MY POWER, AND I LEARNED NOTHING. 361 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,244 - OH, THOSE MOLE PEOPLE. - OH, YEAH. 362 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,545 - I REMEMBER THAT. - HOW COULD I FORGET? 363 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,547 - I THINK I HEAR SOMETH-- 364 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,115 - WHOA! - LOOK OUT. 365 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,817 - DON, ERNIE, MERTON, 366 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,285 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 367 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,220 - YOUR MAJESTY, WE FOUND YOU. 368 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,521 - WE'D ALMOST GIVEN UP HOPE. 369 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,456 - WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? 370 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,225 - HEY, A LITTLE RESPECT FOR YOUR EMPEROR. 371 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:16,229 all: HAIL PIG, EMPEROR OF THE MOLE PEOPLE. 372 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,831 - NOW CAN I GO? 373 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,833 - WHOA, MOLE GUYS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "EMPEROR"? 374 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:20,800 I THOUGHT YOU FIRED PIG 375 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,569 FOR BEING THE MOST HORRIBLE EMPEROR EVER. 376 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,872 - I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW. 377 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:25,605 - WE WERE WRONG. 378 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,507 WE BEG FORGIVENESS. 379 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,442 - YOUR REFORMS ALL WORKED OUT BRILLIANTLY. 380 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,944 - REALLY? 381 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,345 YOU MEAN LIKE PUTTING PASTE APPRECIATION 382 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,346 BACK IN OUR SCHOOLS? 383 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,015 - TEST SCORES WENT UP 83% 384 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,584 - AND REPLACING HOSPITALS WITH PIE FACTORIES? 385 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,020 - PIE EXPANDED OUR LIFESPAN BY YEARS. 386 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,421 - WHOA, GUYS. 387 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,224 SOUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING'S SLAPHAPPY IN MOLE TOWN. 388 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,558 - INDEED. - INDUBITABLY. 389 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,994 - A PARADISE. - COULDN'T BE BETTER. 390 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,996 - UNTIL THE BLOOD WORMS CAME. 391 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,430 - BLOOD WORMS? WHAT BLOOD WORMS? 392 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:53,400 - WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE THE AWFUL HORROR! 393 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,903 - SO WE BROUGHT A SLIDE SHOW. 394 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,605 - HERE'S US ENJOYING PIE AT MERCY GENERAL PIE CLINIC. 395 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:01,008 - HERE ARE THE BLOOD WORMS INVADING! 396 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,376 - AND HERE WE ARE HAVING TAPAS AT A CAFE. 397 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,013 - AND HERE'S OUR CIVILIZATION IN FLAMES! 398 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,148 - OH, HERE WE ARE WEARING CRAZY JOKE GLASSES. 399 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,582 - OKAY, OKAY, WE GET IT. 400 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,551 BLOOD WORMS; WE'RE ALL UP TO SPEED ON THE BLOOD WORMS. 401 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,986 - WE BEG YOU, EMPEROR. 402 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:13,987 GIVE US REFUGE. 403 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,022 - HIDE US FROM THE BLOOD WORMS. 404 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,324 - I REALLY NEED A BATHROOM. 405 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,159 - OH, YOU POOR GUYS. 406 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,627 STAY AS LONG AS YOU WANT. 407 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,163 AND THE BATHROOM'S ALL AROUND YOU. 408 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,999 all: THREE CHEERS FOR OUR EMPEROR. 409 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:30,003 HUZZAH, HUZZAH, HUZZAH! 410 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,071 - PIG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 411 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,272 WE CAN'T LET THE FARMER 412 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,941 SEE THESE CRAZY MOLE GUYS RUNNING AROUND. 413 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,909 - OTIS, THEY'RE MY SUBJECTS. I OWE IT TO THEM. 414 00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:38,645 I PROMISE, YOU'LL NEVER EVEN KNOW THEY'RE HERE. 415 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,548 - * ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR OF THE MOLES * 416 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,484 * HE'S BIG AND PINK AND DIVINE * 417 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,120 * HE'S GOT PIZZAZZ, HE LIKES SMOOTH JAZZ * 418 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:50,023 * ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR OF THE MOLES * 419 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,258 - JAZZ PAWS! 420 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,660 - GUYS, PLEASE, YOU'RE SPOILING ME. 421 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,162 WHY'D YOU STOP SINGING? 422 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,931 - * ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR OF THE MOLES * 423 00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:01,468 - OTIS, THEY'VE BEEN PAYING HOMAGE TO PIG FOR HOURS. 424 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,404 - AND THEY DUG UP THE BARNYARD TO BUILD A STUPID THRONE. 425 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,539 - AND THEY KEEP ACCIDENTALLY BURYING US. 426 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,607 - GUYS, WE NEED TO BE PATIENT. 427 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,675 THEY'RE NEW TO OUR WORLD. 428 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,944 THEIR WAYS ARE STRANGE AND MOLE-Y. 429 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:11,945 - 78TH VERSE! 430 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,680 all: NO! 431 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,716 - * ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR OF THE MOLES * 432 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,119 * HE'S BIG AND PINK AND DIVINE * 433 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,988 - HEY, GREAT HOMAGE. YEAH, WE GOT IT. 434 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,956 WOW, THAT IS AN EARFUL OF DELIGHTFULNESS. 435 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,691 BUT LET'S SAY WE TAKE A BREAK FROM THAT 436 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,094 AND PUT SOME LUNCH IN OUR SINGING HOLES? 437 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:30,030 - OH, THE EMPEROR OF THE MOLES LOVES HIS LUNCHY. 438 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,564 - IT SHALL BE DONE. 439 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,566 PREPARE THE EMPEROR'S TABLE, SERVING COW. 440 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,734 - EXCUSE ME? 441 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,569 WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SERVING-- OW! 442 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:37,737 PIG, WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING? 443 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,705 - [chuckles] 444 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,273 SERVANT COW. 445 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,610 - GUYS, FOOD'S HERE. 446 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,278 - I AM STARVED. 447 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,613 - STOP! 448 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,548 THE EMPEROR'S FOOD MUST BE TASTED FIRST. 449 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:49,682 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 450 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,018 WE ALWAYS ORDER FROM THIS PLACE. 451 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,285 - AW, COME ON, OTIS. LET THEM DO IT. 452 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:53,453 THEY LIKE HELPING. 453 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,088 - THIS TOMATO COULD BE RADIOACTIVE. 454 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,556 - FRENCH FRIES ARE HIGH IN TRANS FAT. 455 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,526 - NOPE, THE... - NOT THIS. 456 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,660 - OW! 457 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,062 - UH! - STOP IT! 458 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,030 - GOOD NEWS, GREAT ONE. 459 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,564 THIS PICKLE IS TOTALLY SAFE. 460 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,099 - YOU CRAZY KNUCKLEHEADS. 461 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,434 YOU REALLY LOOK OUT FOR ME. 462 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,636 - PIG, YOU HAVE GOT TO CONTROL YOUR--OH! 463 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,105 - DO NOT DISTURB THE EMPEROR AT PICKLE TIME! 464 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,740 - OW, OH! THIS ISN'T-- 465 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,208 STOP THAT! Y-Y-YEAH, YEAH. 466 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:18,078 I WILL PINCH YOU-- AH! 467 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,612 - [snoring] 468 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,214 - THE EMPEROR'S NAP GOES WELL. 469 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,050 BUT HIS THRONE ROOM IS DISGUSTING. 470 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,051 - HIGHLY UNSANITARY. 471 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,052 - A TOTAL DUMP. 472 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,320 - YES, WE MUST FIND A MORE SUITABLE PALACE. 473 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,521 - HUZZAH! 474 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,789 - NOW, ERNIE, NOW, NOW. - I GET EXCITED. 475 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,425 - * DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO, DOH 476 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,028 * FIXIN' TO LOOK AT THE GOOD NEWS AND THE BAD NEWS * 477 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,230 - NICE DWELLING. 478 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:38,465 THE EMPEROR SHOULD LIVE THERE. 479 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,100 - LOOKS LIKE THAT HUMANOID ALREADY DOES. 480 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,534 - WE MUST VANQUISH HIM. 481 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,769 MOLES ATTACK! 482 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,571 all: AY-AY-AY-AY-AY! 483 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,806 - AH! MOLE PEOPLE! 484 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,308 AH! 485 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,276 UGH! 486 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,046 - [yawns] 487 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,547 GREAT NAP. 488 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,516 - HEY, GUYS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOLES? 489 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,118 - YEAH, DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 490 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,553 YOU DID THAT SPECIAL FOR THE DERMATOLOGY CHANNEL? 491 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,158 - HELLO, AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE 492 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,626 OF MEET MY MOLES, 493 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,061 STARRING ME, PIG. 494 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,262 BUT ENOUGH TALK. 495 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,464 LET'S JUMP IN AND MEET MY MOLES. 496 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,799 THIS IS SALLY. 497 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,368 SHE'S SHY AND LIKES LONG WALKS IN THE PARK. 498 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,570 THIS LITTLE FELLA IS NAMED GUSTAV. 499 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:21,074 HE'S A GRUMPY LITTLE BUGGER, SO I USUALLY LET HIM SLEEP LATE. 500 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,109 AND THIS IS BENJI. 501 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,177 LET'S SEE IF HE WANTS TO SAY HI. 502 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,379 BENJI, SAY HI TO THE NICE PEOPLE. 503 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,847 COME ON, LITTLE FELLA. 504 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,382 WHOA. HEY. 505 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,617 THAT WASN'T A MOLE AT ALL. 506 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,618 IT WAS JUST AN OLD RAISIN. 507 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,086 OH, WELL. 508 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,288 THAT CONCLUDES TODAY'S VISIT WITH MY MOLES. 509 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,128 NO, FREDDY, I MEANT THE MOLE PEOPLE. 510 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,230 - YOU MEAN THOSE ANNOYING LITTLE SHOCK JOCKEYS? 511 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,564 YEAH, PIG, THEY GOT TO GO. 512 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,234 - COME ON, OTIS, I KNOW THEIR CUSTOMS ARE WEIRD, 513 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,835 BUT THEY REALLY DON'T MEAN ANY HARM. 514 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,504 - HUP, HUP, HUP, HUP, HUP, HUP, HUP, HUP... 515 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,240 - WOW, LOOK HOW WRONG YOU ARE. 516 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,841 STEP AWAY FROM THE FARMER. 517 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,343 - BUT HE IS OUR PRISONER. 518 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,610 - HE'S GOING TO BE THE CENTERPIECE 519 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,146 FOR THE EMPEROR'S NEW GARDEN. 520 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:02,482 - HE'LL BE FINE AS LONG AS WE WATER HIM. 521 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,884 - FINE! THEN I'LL TAKE HIM BA-- 522 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,219 I NEVER GET USED TO THAT. 523 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,455 - DON, MERTON, ERNIE, STOP IT NOW! 524 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,290 - DO WE DISPLEASE YOU? - WE BEG FORGIVENESS. 525 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,558 - THEY MADE ME DO IT. 526 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,293 - BARN MEETING. 527 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,128 - PLEASE, GUYS, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 528 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,296 - NO WAY. THEY'RE REALLY ANNOYING. 529 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,165 - AND THEY SING TERRIBLE. 530 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,700 - AND THEY KEEP BURYING US. 531 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,869 - SORRY, PIG, THOSE MOLES HAVE GOT TO GO. 532 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,704 - ALL RIGHT. 533 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,874 SORRY, GUYS, I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T STAY HERE ANYMORE. 534 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,442 all: OH. 535 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,877 - WE UNDERSTAND, GREAT ONE. 536 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,245 COME, MY BROTHERS. 537 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,180 LET US RETURN TO THE EARTH 538 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,382 AND THE CERTAIN BLOOD-WORM-RELATED DOOM 539 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,383 THAT AWAITS US. 540 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,550 [phone beeps] 541 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,552 - HOLD ON. I'M GETTING A TEXT. 542 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:40,887 - GUYS, THIS ISN'T RIGHT. 543 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,523 I'M THEIR LEADER. IF THEY GO, I GO. 544 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:46,926 WELL? 545 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,261 - WE'RE THINKING IT OVER. 546 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,329 - BLOOD WORMS! BLOOD WORMS! 547 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,397 - NO HOPE. - WHAT DO WE DO? 548 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,831 - WHAT DO WE DO? - BLOOD WORMS... 549 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:52,832 - GUYS, WHAT'S WRONG? 550 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,535 - EMPEROR, WE RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM DOWN UNDER. 551 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,270 THE BLOOD WORMS HAVE FOUND US. 552 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,206 - AND THEY'RE SENDING ERIC TO COME GET US. 553 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,240 - WHAT'S AN ERIC? 554 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,374 - ERIC THE DESTROYER, 555 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,942 THE MOST DEADLY BLOOD WORM OF ALL. 556 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,844 HE WILL DEVASTATE YOUR BARNYARD. 557 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,413 - OTIS, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 558 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,614 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 559 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,216 NO GIANT BLOOD WORM WITH A HUMAN NAME 560 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,417 IS GONNA TRASH OUR HOME. 561 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,418 COME ON, GUYS. 562 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,552 [low rumbling] 563 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,254 - TOO LATE! - HE'S FOUND US! 564 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,456 [low rumbling] 565 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,425 - ROAR! 566 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,959 [roars] 567 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,629 - AH. HE'S TERRIBLE. 568 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,465 SAVE US FROM HIS SAVAGE FURY. 569 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,267 - PATHETIC MOLES. 570 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:30,470 DID YOU THINK YOU COULD HIDE FROM MY ALL-CONSUMING FURY? 571 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,373 [roars] 572 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,941 - UH, YOU GUYS ARE KIDDING, RIGHT? 573 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,643 - FACE ME, MOLES. 574 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,513 FACE THE SOUL-CRUSHING TERROR THAT IS ERIC! 575 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,282 ROAR! 576 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,684 - OH, WELL, HE'S JUST ADORABLE. 577 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,353 all: AW. 578 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,854 - WHO'S A LITTLE BLOOD WORM? 579 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,989 YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE. 580 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,625 - THIS IS THE GUY WHO DEVASTATED YOUR CIVILIZATION? 581 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,727 - WELL, HIS POWER LIES MOSTLY IN VERBAL ABUSE. 582 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,962 - HEY, MOLES, GUESS WHAT. 583 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,264 - WHAT? - THAT'S WHAT! 584 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,766 [laughing] 585 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,302 - HIS TAUNTS, THEY HURT, THEY HURT! 586 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,403 - YOU'RE SO DUMB, 587 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,839 YOU THINK IGNEOUS ROCK IS METAMORPHIC IN STRUCTURE! 588 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,941 - OH, IT STINGS. - HE PUSHES ALL OUR BUTTONS. 589 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:09,976 - OTIS, WE HAVE TO HELP. 590 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,844 MOLES HAVE VERY FRAGILE EGOS. 591 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,380 - PIG, IT IS A WORM. 592 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,381 I'M NOT ABOUT TO-- 593 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,848 - COME ON, GUYS! - TO WAR! 594 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:16,916 - LET'S GET 'EM! 595 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:17,884 - UGH. 596 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,620 [commotion] 597 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,259 - KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU GUYS? 598 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:27,494 NOTHING! 599 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,462 - MEANIE. - OH, IT HURTS. 600 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:30,697 - YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR... 601 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,998 ON YOUR UPPER LIP! 602 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,267 - WHY'D YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT? 603 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,536 - HOW'S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE, SHORTY? 604 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,837 - BUT I'M TALLER THAN YOU-- 605 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,439 IT STILL HURTS. 606 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,607 AH. 607 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:44,277 [all crying] 608 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,345 - [sighs] 609 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,679 LISTEN, WORMY. 610 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,315 LET'S SAY YOU JUST GET ON YOUR HATE WAGON 611 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,349 AND HIT THE ROAD? 612 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,650 - OKAY, DUGLY. 613 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,052 I CALLED YOU DUGLY 'CAUSE YOU'RE DUMB AND UGLY! 614 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,153 - YEAH, THAT'S GREAT. 615 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,923 LOOK, YOUR LITTLE SCHOOLYARD TAUNTS DON'T WORK ON ME, 616 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,658 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIVE BACK INTO YOUR HOLE 617 00:20:58,691 --> 00:20:59,792 AND LEAVE US ALONE? 618 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,629 - YOU HAVE TO HANG BACON AROUND YOUR NECK 619 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,531 JUST SO PUPPIES WILL PLAY WITH YOU. 620 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,534 - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 621 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,636 I'M A NICE GUY. 622 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,038 WHY DO I HAVE TO HANG BACON AROUND MY NECK? 623 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,840 [sobbing] 624 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:14,874 DON'T LOOK AT ME. 625 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,443 - HE'S DEFEATED THEM ALL. 626 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:17,944 - IT'S UP TO US. 627 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:18,978 all: AY-AY-AY-AY-AY... 628 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,913 - STOP! 629 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,082 - BUT, EMPEROR, HE IS SMITING US WITH WORDS. 630 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,317 - EMPEROR? 631 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,085 EMPEROR OF WHAT, STUPID TOWN? 632 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,621 [laughing] 633 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,457 LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU SHOULD CUT DOWN 634 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:33,826 ON THE BETWEEN-MEAL SNACKS, EH, PORKY? 635 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,963 - I THINK SOMEONE'S JUST LOOKING FOR THE APPROVAL THEY NEVER GOT 636 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,865 FROM MOMMY AND DADDY BLOOD WORM. 637 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,767 - WHAT? NO WAY. 638 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,435 I...I... 639 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,771 [crying] 640 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,573 IT'S TRUE. 641 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:51,344 I TEAR DOWN OTHERS BECAUSE OF MY OWN INSECURITY. 642 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,380 - LET IT OUT. LET IT OUT. 643 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,681 MAYBE NOW YOU REALIZE THAT NAME-CALLING 644 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,349 DIMINISHES US ALL. 645 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:57,484 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 646 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,851 I'VE BEEN HURTFUL. 647 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,554 MAYBE THERE CAN BE PEACE BETWEEN OUR PEOPLE. 648 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:04,424 - SOUNDS LIKE A CERTAIN WORM NEEDS A HUG. 649 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,625 - I LOVE YOU, MAN. - HUG IT OUT. 650 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,659 - THERE, THERE. 651 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,127 - THERE'S PLENTY FOR EVERY WORM. 652 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,430 all: AW. 653 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,465 - IS IT ME, OR IS THIS BARNYARD GETTING WEIRDER? 654 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:15,134 - PIG, YOU JUST BROUGHT PEACE TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH. 655 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,470 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT EMPERORS DO. 656 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,772 I HEREBY PROCLAIM A ROYAL CELEBRATION 657 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,574 OF PEACE AND FACE-PAINTING. 658 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:23,410 [all cheering] 659 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,411 - YEAH! 660 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,978 [bird screeches] 661 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:29,416 - EMPEROR PIG, I AM ELDAR OF THE HAWK PEOPLE. 662 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,818 THE LOCUST MEN HAVE INVADED CLOUD CITY. 663 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,553 WE NEED YOUR HELP. 664 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,021 - I AM NEEDED ELSEWHERE. 665 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,723 YOU GUYS START THE PARTY WITHOUT ME. 666 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,725 ELDAR, AWAY! 667 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,128 UH! 668 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,536 - YEP, DEFINITELY GETTING WEIRDER. 669 00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:55,475 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com