1 00:00:10,033 --> 00:00:13,100 I TOLD YOU STEALING THESE EMPTY CANVAS BAGS WITH DOLLAR SIGNS ON THEM WOULD BE A CINCH. 2 00:00:13,167 --> 00:00:16,000 NOW LET'S GET BACK TO THE HIDEOUT AND STUFF 'EM WITH MONEY. 3 00:00:16,067 --> 00:00:18,267 WHAT, HEY, WHOA... 4 00:00:18,333 --> 00:00:20,433 LENNY, LENNY? 5 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,967 YOU'RE QUIETER THAN USUAL, WHERE'D YOU GO? 6 00:00:23,033 --> 00:00:25,167 Otis: I'M AFRAID YOUR FRIEND'S A LITTLE "TIED UP." 7 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,700 THAT LIGHT, THOSE HORRIBLE PUNS, IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. 8 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:30,567 THAT'S RIGHT, PUNK, IT'S COWMAN. 9 00:00:30,633 --> 00:00:31,667 AND RATBOY. 10 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,900 , GARBAGE CAN LIDS, MY ONE WEAKNESS. 11 00:00:36,967 --> 00:00:39,800 , TIN CAN, MY ONLY OTHER WEAKNESS. 12 00:00:39,867 --> 00:00:42,700 , WHEAT BREAD, YET ANOTHER OF MY WEAKNESSES. 13 00:00:42,767 --> 00:00:44,200 COWMAN, HE'S GETTING AWAY. 14 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:47,933 NOT FOR LONG, RAT OF RATS. 15 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,767 COW-SUCKERS, SUCK-INATE. 16 00:00:55,633 --> 00:00:57,933 YOU'RE COWMAN. 17 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,767 PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR WIDESCREEN TV... 18 00:00:59,833 --> 00:01:01,767 WOW, THAT IS A WIDESCREEN. 19 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:04,067 HEY, LOOK AT THAT PICTURE, IT'S LIKE I'M ACTUALLY AT THE GAME. 20 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:05,167 FOCUS... 21 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,200 YEAH, YOU CAN FOCUS, YOU CAN... 22 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,200 FOCUS ON THE CRIME! 23 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:08,267 OH, RIGHT, CRIME. 24 00:01:08,333 --> 00:01:09,667 GO GET 'EM, COWMAN. 25 00:01:09,733 --> 00:01:10,667 Pip: AND RATBOY. 26 00:01:10,733 --> 00:01:11,767 WHATEVER. 27 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,733 OW, OW, OH, THAT IS VERY PAINFUL. 28 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:37,167 LOOKS LIKE THE TABLES HAVE TURNED, COWMAN. 29 00:01:37,233 --> 00:01:39,700 JET PACK, ACTIVATE. 30 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,300 SAYONARA, DIRT BAG. 31 00:01:50,067 --> 00:01:53,167 LOOKS LIKE HE'LL BE DOING SOME "TIME." 32 00:01:53,233 --> 00:01:54,633 MM, I DON'T GET IT. 33 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,100 'CAUSE IT'S A BIG CLOCK. 34 00:01:56,167 --> 00:01:58,067 YOU KNOW, HE'LL BE "DOING TIME," MEANING "IN PRISON." 35 00:01:58,067 --> 00:01:58,967 I'M NOT FOLLOWING. 36 00:01:59,067 --> 00:02:00,267 REALLY, IT'S A PRETTY COMMON... 37 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:01,300 Pip: YEAH. FORGET IT. 38 00:02:01,367 --> 00:02:02,733 COWMAN! AND RATBOY. 39 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:03,967 Both: AWAY... 40 00:02:04,067 --> 00:02:09,067 [CROWD CHEERING, CAMERAS CLICKING] 41 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,967 SO THEN I SAID, "LOOKS LIKE HE'LL BE DOING SOME TIME." 42 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:14,067 I DON'T GET IT. 43 00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:14,967 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 44 00:03:15,067 --> 00:03:16,400 OH, NEVER MIND. 45 00:03:16,467 --> 00:03:18,433 THE POINT IS OUR SUPERHERO FAME IS REALLY GROWING. 46 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,700 EARTH TO SUPER-LOSER, NO ONE CARES. 47 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,533 YEAH, OTIS, YOU COULD'VE BEEN KILLED. 48 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,267 OR GOTTEN A SUPER-SUIT RASH. 49 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:27,300 I THINK WHAT OTIS DID WAS BRAVE AND WONDERFUL. 50 00:03:27,367 --> 00:03:28,867 YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LIKE HIM. 51 00:03:28,933 --> 00:03:31,467 NO, SHE DOESN'T... DO YOU? 52 00:03:31,533 --> 00:03:34,067 * ABBY LIKES OTIS, ABBY LIKES OTIS * 53 00:03:34,133 --> 00:03:36,067 DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT, * LA-LA-LA... * 54 00:03:36,067 --> 00:03:38,100 GUYS, GUYS, YOU'RE GETTING OFF-POINT. 55 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:40,133 THIS SUPERHERO THING MIGHT REALLY TAKE OFF. 56 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,467 AND IF YOU GUYS JOINED US AS THE JUSTICE BROOD 57 00:03:42,533 --> 00:03:44,833 WE COULD ALL DO IT TOGETHER. 58 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:46,633 HEY, WHO WANTS TO CLOG DANCE? 59 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:47,733 OH, I'M IN. SWEET. 60 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:54,333 OTIS, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THEM, BUT I'D LOVE TO JOIN YOU GUYS AS... 61 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,067 HOLD THAT THOUGHT, ABBY. 62 00:03:56,067 --> 00:03:57,300 PIP, MY COW-SENSES ARE TINGLING. 63 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:58,067 YOUR WHAT? 64 00:03:58,067 --> 00:03:59,667 MY COW-SENSES. 65 00:03:59,733 --> 00:04:01,767 YOU KNOW, DON'T YOU REMEMBER I WAS ONCE BITTEN BY AN ALIEN COW 66 00:04:01,833 --> 00:04:03,067 AND BECAME ENDOWED WITH BOVINE SUPER 67 00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:04,233 UH, THAT NEVER HAPPENED. 68 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:06,833 NEVERTHELESS, MY COW-SENSES NEVER LIE. 69 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:08,700 HEY, LOOK, YOU'RE RIGHT, THE COW-SIGNAL. 70 00:04:08,767 --> 00:04:10,267 Otis: WE'RE BEING SUMMONED. 71 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,200 TO THE COW-CYCLE, MOO... 72 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:17,967 "MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE, MADAME STAPLER?" 73 00:04:18,067 --> 00:04:20,400 "WHY, MR. PENCIL CUP, AREN'T YOU THE BOLD ONE?" 74 00:04:21,967 --> 00:04:25,133 SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR OFFICE SUPPLY HOEDOWN, MOO- OW. 75 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,667 "MOO-OW", NO, IT'S JUST "MOO." 76 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,800 NO, I KNOW HOW TO MOO, I JUST, I HIT MY HEAD. 77 00:04:29,633 --> 00:04:31,067 MR. MAYOR, SIR. 78 00:04:31,067 --> 00:04:32,467 WE CAME AS SOON AS WE COULD. 79 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,167 I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU, BOYS. 80 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,233 NOW HERE'S THE DEAL, I'VE GOT A JOB FOR YOU FELLOWS, OK? 81 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:37,633 WE WON'T LET YOU DOWN. 82 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:39,800 COWMAN AND RATBOY, AWAY. 83 00:04:39,867 --> 00:04:40,833 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 84 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:42,300 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS? 85 00:04:42,367 --> 00:04:44,200 UH, RIGHT, WHAT IT IS. 86 00:04:44,267 --> 00:04:45,700 : That's why he's the mayor. 87 00:04:45,767 --> 00:04:47,833 WELL, AS YOU KNOW, THE COUNTY FAIR STARTS TOMORROW. 88 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:49,833 FOLKS ARE COMING FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTY 89 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:51,167 TO SEE THE FAIR'S MAIN EXHIBIT... 90 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,300 THE JURASSIC CORN KERNEL. 91 00:04:55,367 --> 00:04:56,867 WOW. WOW. 92 00:04:56,933 --> 00:04:58,067 LOOK AT THAT. YELLOW. 93 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:00,100 THAT IS SOMETHING. WHAT THE HECK IS IT? 94 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:02,500 IT'S A GIANT, PREHISTORIC CORN KERNEL 95 00:05:02,567 --> 00:05:04,867 PERFECTLY PRESERVED SINCE DINOSAUR TIMES. 96 00:05:04,933 --> 00:05:06,533 IT'S THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD. 97 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:07,867 AND YOU WANT US TO GUARD IT. 98 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:10,533 NO, I WANT YOU TO DRESS IT UP, TAKE IT DANCING. 99 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,367 OF COURSE I WANT YOU TO GUARD IT. 100 00:05:12,433 --> 00:05:14,200 HERE'S THE KEY TO THE DISPLAY CASE. 101 00:05:14,267 --> 00:05:16,833 THIS ANCIENT NUGGET OF CORNY GOODNESS WILL BE SAFE WITH US. 102 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,300 : We were never here. 103 00:05:22,433 --> 00:05:24,200 SORRY, I'M STILL WORKING ON THE FORMULA FOR THAT ONE. 104 00:05:24,267 --> 00:05:25,700 ANYWAY, COWMAN... 105 00:05:25,767 --> 00:05:26,733 AND RATBOY... 106 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:31,100 Both: AWAY. 107 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,633 WOW, GUARDING THAT CORN KERNEL WILL BE AN AWESOME RESPONSIBILITY. 108 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:40,233 ARE YOU KIDDING, IT'LL BE A CAKEWALK ON PLANET EASY. 109 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:43,300 WHAT KIND OF WACKED-OUT SUPER-LOON WOULD BOTHER TO STEAL SOME OLD CORN KERNEL? 110 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:48,600 I MUST STEAL THE JURASSIC CORN KERNEL! 111 00:05:48,667 --> 00:05:52,567 ONLY I, MERTON FARGLEMAN, TWISTED BOTANICAL GENIUS 112 00:05:52,633 --> 00:05:56,233 CAN HARNESS THE POWER OF ITS PREHISTORIC D.N.A. 113 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:59,200 AND SO I SHALL. 114 00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:00,833 GREENHOUSE MEETING, EVERYONE. 115 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:04,067 I ASSUME YOU ALL RECALL HOW MY BRILLIANT PLANT HYBRIDS 116 00:06:04,133 --> 00:06:07,633 WERE REJECTED AT THE COUNTY FAIR YEAR AFTER YEAR AFTER YEAR! 117 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:10,200 EXPLODING-AVOCADO BUSH, YOU REMEMBER, RIGHT? 118 00:06:11,867 --> 00:06:15,433 WELL, THIS YEAR I SHALL USE THE JURASSIC KERNEL 119 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:19,100 TO CREATE A PLANT SO AMAZING, SO TERRIFYING 120 00:06:19,167 --> 00:06:22,067 SO CAPABLE OF BONE-CRUSHING MAYHEM 121 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:27,233 THAT I, MERTON FARGLEMAN, SHALL FINALLY WIN THE COVETED BLUE RIBBON. 122 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,933 WHY, THANK YOU, YOU'RE TOO KIND, REALLY. 123 00:06:32,067 --> 00:06:33,600 I'M HERE ALL WEEK, TRY THE WATER. 124 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,533 BUT IF MY PLAN IS TO SUCCEED 125 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,867 I MUST ASSUME A BEWILDERING DISGUISE, LIKE SO. 126 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,967 MY DOCTOR SAYS THAT EVIL, GLOATING LAUGHTER EXCITES MY ANGINA 127 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:45,433 BUT I SHALL LAUGH JUST THE SAME. 128 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,900 OH, THERE IT IS. 129 00:06:47,967 --> 00:06:49,600 GUYS, GREAT NEWS. 130 00:06:49,667 --> 00:06:51,733 YOU KNOW HOW WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO THE COUNTY FAIR 131 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,267 BUT WE CAN'T BECAUSE WE'RE TALKING BARN ANIMALS? 132 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:55,067 YEAH. KEEP TALKING. GO ON. 133 00:06:55,067 --> 00:06:58,333 THE MAYOR WANTS COWMAN Y RATBOY TO GUARD A GIANT RUTABAGA... 134 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,233 CORN KERNEL. 135 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:01,433 RIGHT- AND YOU GUYS CAN ALL 136 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:02,733 JOIN US AS THE JUSTICE BROOD, HUH? 137 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:03,900 NOT INTERESTED. 138 00:07:03,967 --> 00:07:05,067 I FIND THE TIGHTS CHAFING. 139 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,933 WHAT, COME ON, FELLOWS. 140 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:10,400 THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF EVIL-DOERS. 141 00:07:10,467 --> 00:07:11,900 MOO... 142 00:07:16,633 --> 00:07:18,967 WELL, I LIKE ABBY'S SPIRIT. 143 00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:22,467 GUYS, COME ON, THIS'LL MAKE US THE MOST FAMOUS SUPERHEROES IN THE TRI-COUNTY AREA. 144 00:07:22,533 --> 00:07:23,967 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, OTIS. 145 00:07:24,067 --> 00:07:25,500 ISN'T IT A LITTLE RISKY GOING OUT IN PUBLIC? 146 00:07:25,567 --> 00:07:27,267 RISKY, WHAT'S RISKY? 147 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:29,067 COME ON, NOT AS LONG AS WE'RE IN OUR COSTUMES. 148 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,233 WE CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. 149 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:31,933 THERE'LL BE FUNNEL CAKE... 150 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:33,433 I LOVE FUNNEL CAKE. FUNNEL CAKE? 151 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,300 WHOO-HOO. 152 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:38,100 JUSTICE BROOD, ASSEMBLE. 153 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,700 STEP RIGHT UP. 154 00:07:48,767 --> 00:07:51,800 SEE THE AWESOME CORN KERNEL FROM BEYOND THE DAWN OF TIME. 155 00:07:51,867 --> 00:07:54,267 NOW HOLD ON A SECOND, I DON'T REMEMBER HIRING YOU BOYS. 156 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:55,333 YOU DIDN'T. 157 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,733 YEAH, WE'RE FROM THE PIZZA BOOTH. 158 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,133 WE JUST LIKE ANNOUNCING STUFF. 159 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:02,067 WHY CAN'T YOU GROW CORN LIKE THAT, MR. LUMP? 160 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:04,467 MR. ONLY 161 00:08:04,533 --> 00:08:05,600 WHAT'S WRONG WITH TINY CORN? 162 00:08:05,667 --> 00:08:07,533 TINY CORN MAKES LIFE A CANDY LAND. 163 00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:15,267 THERE'S NO NEED FOR FEAR... 164 00:08:15,333 --> 00:08:17,133 COWMAN IS SOMEWHAT NEAR. 165 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:20,667 Man: HE'S A HERO. 166 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:24,367 NATHAN, IT'S THOSE ANIMALS FROM NEXT DOOR 167 00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:26,967 PRETENDING TO BE SUPERHEROES AGAIN. 168 00:08:27,067 --> 00:08:29,067 JUST PRETEND YOU'RE DEAF. 169 00:08:29,067 --> 00:08:32,300 PLEASE STAND FOR OUR SUPERHERO ROLL CALL. 170 00:08:32,367 --> 00:08:34,067 RATBOY. 171 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:37,633 MR. HAM TASTIC... AND SKUNKY. 172 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:40,067 GREEN ROOSTER. 173 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:41,867 SORRY, GIVE ME A MINUTE. 174 00:08:41,933 --> 00:08:44,233 PARANOID MAN- STOP LOOKING AT ME. 175 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:46,067 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 176 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,067 AND I'M COWGIRL. 177 00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:49,400 MOO... 178 00:08:49,467 --> 00:08:51,267 HEY, YEAH, YEAH. OK, THAT'S GOOD. 179 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:55,067 LET EVIL-DOERS TREMBLE BENEATH THEIR MOMMY'S HOUSECOATS, FOR WE ARE... 180 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,833 THE JUSTICE BROOD! 181 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,200 HEY, HOW ABOUT AN AUTOGRAPH? 182 00:09:00,267 --> 00:09:02,600 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, THAT'D MEAN I'D HAVE TO HAVE... 183 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,067 THIS STACK OF 8x10 GLOSSY PHOTOS. 184 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:10,200 ALL RIGHT, STEP RIGHT UP, $1 AN AUTOGRAPH. 185 00:09:10,267 --> 00:09:12,567 HAVE YOUR MONEY OUT, LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO, NO COUPONS ACCEPTED. 186 00:09:12,633 --> 00:09:15,333 YOU DON'T FOOL ME, COWMAN. 187 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,900 YOU'RE THAT RUDE COW FROM NEXT DOOR. 188 00:09:17,967 --> 00:09:18,900 MR. HAM TASTIC. 189 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:20,267 I'M ON IT. 190 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:28,567 I WAS GONNA GET LOTS OF AUTOGRAPHS, WHAT I WAS GONNA DO. 191 00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:31,767 UH, COWMAN? 192 00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:33,733 SHOULDN'T WE BE GUARDING THE JURASSIC CORN KERNEL? 193 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,433 RELAX, COWGIRL, IT'S A PIECE OF CORN. 194 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,933 AND NO ONE'S GONNA STEAL CORN, MAINLY BECAUSE IT'S CORN. 195 00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:38,967 NOW JUST SIT BACK AND... 196 00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:40,067 Woman: HEY, WHAT'S THAT? 197 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,333 GREETINGS AND FELICITATIONS. 198 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:45,533 HI, EVERYBODY, HELLO. 199 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,433 WOW, CHECK OUT THAT BALLOON GUY. 200 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,400 HE'S EVEN MORE INTERESTING THAN COWMAN. 201 00:09:52,933 --> 00:09:55,067 HEY, WHAT, WHERE'S EVERYBODY GOING? 202 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:57,100 OK, BIG SALE, 30 CENTS A PHOTO. 203 00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:58,633 25 CENTS? 204 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:00,733 OK, COWMAN WILL PAY YOU, JUST DON'T LEAVE. 205 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,733 HI, EVERYBODY- OOH, WHOA. 206 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,300 WHY, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 207 00:10:05,367 --> 00:10:07,800 I MUST HAVE BLOWN OFF-COURSE AND LANDED IN HANDSOME-BURG. 208 00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:11,300 OH, HE'S SO CHARMING AND CLEAN. 209 00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:15,333 MY FRIENDS, I AM PROFESSOR TWINEYVINES. 210 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:18,400 I TRAVEL THE WORLD SPREADING JOY WITH MY WONDROUS BOTANICAL CREATIONS. 211 00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:21,167 * HELLO, HELLO, HELLO * 212 00:10:21,233 --> 00:10:26,267 * HELLO... * 213 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,567 WOW, LOOK AT THAT, THAT IS AMAZING. 214 00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:30,667 Woman: BETTER THAN THE BEATLES. 215 00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:31,900 HEY, FOLKS, REMEMBER ME? 216 00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:33,467 YOUR OLD BUDDY COWMAN? 217 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,800 SAY, HERE'S A MOVE THAT REALLY GETS THE CRIMINALS TO TREMBLIN'. 218 00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:39,433 SUPERSONIC BACK-FLIP, BACK-TIVATE. 219 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:42,500 UH-UH, PAIN ACTIVATED. 220 00:10:42,567 --> 00:10:44,600 OK, I THINK THAT WAS AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE. 221 00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:46,100 SAY, WHO WANTS TO SEE AN ICE CREAM TREE? 222 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,600 Crowd: ICE CREAM TREE... 223 00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:53,900 Crowd: WOW, COOL, IT'S ICE CREAM. 224 00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:55,367 Pip: THAT'S MY TAIL, OW. 225 00:10:55,433 --> 00:10:57,733 OH, OH, OH, MY EAR. 226 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,167 WOW, FAME IS A FICKLE MISTRESS. 227 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:01,933 AW, THAT GUY'S A TOTAL FLASH IN THE PAN. 228 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:03,267 REMEMBER, YOU'RE A SUPERHERO. 229 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:05,100 MAKE WAY, ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM. 230 00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:07,100 Freddy: DO YOU HAVE JAMOCHA ALMOND FUDGE? 231 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:16,233 UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS, I GOTTA WARN COWMAN. 232 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:19,400 COWMAN, THAT PROFESSOR TWINEYVINES FELLOW 233 00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:21,533 JUST SNUCK INTO THE JURASSIC KERNEL EXHIBIT. 234 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,067 I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT THAT ATTENTION HOG I DIDN'T LIKE. 235 00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:25,533 COW-SKATES, ACTIVATE. 236 00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:29,633 WHOA, WHOA, OOPSEY, OH, MOO... 237 00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:35,067 THE JURASSIC CORN KERNEL, AT LAST. 238 00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:37,133 NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. 239 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,867 MUSCLE STRAIN. 240 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,100 PERSPIRING. 241 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,567 Otis: YOU MAY HAVE SAVED THE PRICE OF ADMISSION 242 00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:44,667 BUT YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A TICKET TO PAIN-TOWN. 243 00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:46,867 AUGH, COWMAN. 244 00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:49,400 I, I WAS JUST ADMIRING THIS HERE KERNEL THING-Y OBJECT. 245 00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:50,900 WERE YOU? 246 00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:53,467 WELL, THAT KERNEL'S UNDER MY PROTECTION. 247 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:54,700 IT IS? 248 00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:57,667 WELL, YOU MUST BE A GREAT SUPERHERO. 249 00:11:57,733 --> 00:12:00,267 "GREAT" IS SUCH A STRONG WORD. 250 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,700 ALTHOUGH I DO HAVE MY MOMENTS. 251 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:03,667 OH, LIKE LAST NIGHT, THERE WAS THIS GIANT WATCH, RIGHT? 252 00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:05,667 HEY, CAN I GET A PICTURE OF YOU HOLDING THE KERNEL? 253 00:12:05,733 --> 00:12:07,133 OH, I DON'T KNOW... 254 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,167 I'LL PUBLISH IT IN MY CORN-KERNEL-RELATED NEWSLETTER. 255 00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:11,200 NEWSLETTER, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? 256 00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:12,067 THERE YOU GO. 257 00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:13,300 OK, THAT'S GOOD. 258 00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:15,333 Fargleman: NOW GRAB THE KERNEL... 259 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,667 OK, SHOULD I, ARE, DO YOU NEED A DIFFERENT BACKGROUND, IS THERE TOO MUCH LIGHT? 260 00:12:17,733 --> 00:12:22,167 NO, JUST SMILE AND SAY "I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED BY A SUPERIOR EVIL INTELLIGENCE." 261 00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:23,700 UNCONSCIOUS. 262 00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:26,267 THE FOOL. 263 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,533 HE WAS NO MATCH FOR MY BOTANICAL CUNNING. 264 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:32,067 NOW TO ENERGIZE THE CORN KERNEL'S PREHISTORIC D.N.A. 265 00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:35,100 AND TASTE THE TANGY NECTAR OF VICTORY. 266 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,833 RAT BITE. 267 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,967 YOU KNOW, I'M BEGINNING TO THINK YOU'RE NOT WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE. 268 00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,700 WAIT, WAIT, I CAN EXPLAIN. 269 00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:09,833 YOU SEE, WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY, I- POLLEN SPORES, ENERGIZE! 270 00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:16,867 HE'S GETTING AWAY WITH THE KERNEL. 271 00:13:16,933 --> 00:13:20,700 NOT ON MY WATCH- TO THE COW-MOBILE, MOO. 272 00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:24,833 Crowd: WATCH IT, LOOK OUT. 273 00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:34,100 HIT HIM WITH THE BUTTERMILK SLICK. 274 00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:38,467 Crowd: EW... 275 00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:39,833 UH, THAT COMES OUT WITH CLUB SODA. 276 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,167 HA, MISSED ME. 277 00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:42,467 AND I HAVE STILL GOT THE KERNEL. 278 00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:44,733 TRY THE COW-ROCKETS. 279 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,600 WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE? 280 00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,867 UH, LOOKS LIKE OTIS IS DESTROYING THE FAIR. 281 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,467 ARE YOU GUYS GONNA FINISH YOUR FUDGE RIPPLE? 282 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,167 HE'S HEADING FOR HIS BALLOON. 283 00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:58,367 HE WON'T GET FAR. 284 00:13:58,433 --> 00:14:00,767 DEPLOYING BOVE 285 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,133 OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 286 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:11,333 WHAT THE- RUNAWAY FERRIS WHEEL, WHOA! 287 00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:31,433 THE MILK OF JUSTICE IS BITTER, EVIL-DOER. 288 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,700 COWMAN DESTROYED THE WHOLE FAIR. 289 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,500 NO, WAIT, GUYS, LISTEN. 290 00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:40,533 I HAD TO CHASE HIM, HE WAS TURNING THE JURASSIC KERNEL INTO A HORRIBLE MONSTER. 291 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,067 UH, DUDE? 292 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:46,167 I WOULD HAVE TO FILE THAT STORY UNDER "D" FOR "BOGUS." 293 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,933 UH, BRO, THAT WOULD BE "DOGUS." 294 00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:51,700 OH, RIGHT- YOUR STORY'S "DOGUS." 295 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,067 * TOTALLY "DOGUS." * 296 00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:55,067 IT'S NOT "DOGUS," HE ZAPPED IT WITH A RAY 297 00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:57,933 AND IT GOT ALL MONSTER-Y, AND IT WOULD'VE KEPT GROWING IF WE HADN'T STOPPED IT. 298 00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:00,067 LIES, ALL LIES. 299 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,300 PROFESSOR TWINEYVINES IS INNOCENT. 300 00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,167 COWMAN'S THE EVIL ONE. 301 00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:05,867 THAT'S RIGHT. SHE'S RIGHT. 302 00:15:06,933 --> 00:15:08,800 MY DEAR FRIENDS. 303 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,967 THIS PRICELESS CORN KERNEL'S NOT SAFE WITH COWMAN AROUND. 304 00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:14,267 SO I VOLUNTEER TO GUARD IT MYSELF. 305 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,367 WELL, HAVING KNOWN YOU FOR SEVERAL MINUTES, I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 306 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:18,400 WHAT DO YOU SAY, FOLKS? 307 00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:20,500 HE'S GREAT. 308 00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:24,333 TWINEYVINES, TWINEYVINES, TWINEYVINES, TWINEYVINES. 309 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,333 TWINEYVINES, TWINEYVINES, TWINEYVINES. 310 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,300 PIG... 311 00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:29,533 WHAT, HE GAVE US ICE CREAM. 312 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,767 THE MOB HAS SPOKEN, HAND IT OVER, BOYS. 313 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,833 LACTO-POWERS, LACT-IVATE. 314 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,667 WHOA, ... 315 00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:45,900 COW-MOBILE, TO ME. 316 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:52,133 COWMAN AND RATBOY, AWAY. 317 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,167 HE STOLE THE KERNEL. 318 00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:55,467 COWMAN IS A CROOK. 319 00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:57,100 HE'S A THIEF. HE'S A CRIMINAL. 320 00:15:57,167 --> 00:16:00,067 HEY, LET'S TAKE OUT OUR ANGER ON HIS STUPID SIDEKICKS. 321 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:02,067 UH, THEY LEFT. 322 00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,467 YEAH, THEY'RE LONG GONE. 323 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,600 COWMAN TOOK MY CORN KERNEL. 324 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,533 BUT I WILL TRACK HIM DOWN. 325 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,067 AMD BY ALL THAT IS DAMP AND PASTY 326 00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:14,833 I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE! 327 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,700 I CAN HELP YOU, PROFESSOR. 328 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,667 I KNOW WHERE COWMAN LIVES. 329 00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:20,200 YOU DO? 330 00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:21,667 YOU MUST TAKE ME THERE, MY GOOD MAN. 331 00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:22,767 WOMAN. WHATEVER. 332 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,100 TO THE BALLOON. 333 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:26,300 WELL, ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF. 334 00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:29,700 I'M A MARRIED WOMAN AND MY HUSBAND IS VERY JEALOUS. 335 00:16:29,767 --> 00:16:31,300 NATHAN... 336 00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:34,933 I'M GOING OFF WITH A CHARISMATIC STRANGER IN A BALLOON. 337 00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:36,500 HAVE A NICE TIME. 338 00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:38,667 I THINK HE'S ATTRACTED TO ME. 339 00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,867 HE MAY TRY TO STEAL ME AWAY FROM YOU. 340 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,167 THEN I WON'T WAIT UP. 341 00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:44,067 OH, COME ON. 342 00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:47,967 How now, breaking news. 343 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:51,500 Cowman, the tri-state's greatest superhero 344 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,867 has become a super menace. 345 00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:56,967 If sighted, do not attempt to apprehend. 346 00:16:57,067 --> 00:17:01,733 Subject is armed and lactating, wow, bad stuff. 347 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,367 OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE. 348 00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:05,700 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT OTIS AND PIP HAVE TURNED TO A LIFE OF CRIME. 349 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,167 I BELIEVE IT. 350 00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:08,900 AS SOON AS THEY PUT THOSE COSTUMES ON 351 00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:10,300 THEY THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. 352 00:17:10,367 --> 00:17:12,167 BESSY'S RIGHT. 353 00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:14,500 REMEMBER WHAT OTIS SAID JUST BEFORE THE FAIR? 354 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:18,667 WHY, I REMEMBER IT AS THOUGH IT HAPPENED JUST BEFORE THE FAIR. 355 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,833 GUYS, IT'S JUST BEFORE THE FAIR, AND THINK ABOUT IT. 356 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,733 AS LONG AS WE'RE WEARING OUR COSTUMES 357 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,467 WE'RE ENTIRELY ABOVE THE LAW. 358 00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:30,733 I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT, BUT THE ECHOING REALLY CONVINCED ME. 359 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,067 WELL, I DON'T BUY IT. 360 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,700 OTIS AND PIP ARE HEROES. 361 00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:36,200 AND IT'S UP TO THE JUSTICE BROOD TO CLEAR THEIR NAMES. 362 00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:41,800 JUSTICE BROOD, ASSEMBLE, MOO... 363 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:46,800 ANYONE GONNA HELP ME OUT HERE? 364 00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:49,500 YOU KNOW, I WOULD, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO. 365 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:50,967 I'M WASHING MY HAIR LATER, SO... 366 00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:52,633 AND I'M DRYING IT. 367 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:55,433 YOU POOR, MESSED-UP LITTLE CHILD. 368 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,700 YOU'RE ONLY STICKING UP FOR THAT MASKED MORON 'CAUSE YOU'RE SWEET ON HIM. 369 00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,200 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 370 00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:03,233 I MERELY RESPECT HIM AS A CRIME-FIGHTING INDIVIDUAL. 371 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,900 * ABBY LIKES OTIS * 372 00:18:04,967 --> 00:18:07,067 * EVEN THOUGH HE'S EVIL * 373 00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:11,300 UGH, HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID? 374 00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:14,267 I THOUGHT BEING A SUPERHERO WAS ALL ABOUT SOPPING UP GLORY. 375 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,900 I SHOULD'VE REALIZED IT'S ABOUT STOPPING CRAZY BOTANISTS 376 00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:19,533 FROM MUTATING PREHISTORIC CORN KERNELS INTO BLOODTHIRSTY MONSTERS. 377 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,067 IT'S OK, OTIS. 378 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,500 SO YOU DESTROYED THE FAIR AND STOLE A PRICELESS ARTIFACT. 379 00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:25,200 I'M SURE BY NOW EVERYONE FORGIVES YOU AND- 380 00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,067 ANGRY MOB! 381 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,367 Mob: WE'RE STILL ANGRY. 382 00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:29,067 WE'RE SO ANGRY. 383 00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:31,067 Otis: TO THE COW-MOBILE. 384 00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:35,567 WHEW. 385 00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,467 HEY, MAYBE THEY'RE AFTER SOMEONE ELSE. 386 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,100 OTIS, THEY GOT WHEELS. 387 00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:41,467 Man: NOW I'M REALLY GETTING ANGRY. 388 00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:43,267 Man: I'M STILL ANGRY. 389 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,933 SPUNKY LITTLE BUGGERS, LET'S SEE 'EM HANDLE THIS. 390 00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,600 Pip: WHOA. 391 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,600 I'D LIKE TO SEE THE LOOKS ON THEIR ANGRY FACES. 392 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,767 THEN CHECK YOUR REARVIEW, BECAUSE THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND US. 393 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,167 WHAT? 394 00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:02,467 Crowd: I'M MORE ANGRY... 395 00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:03,600 Man: SO ANGRY. 396 00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,133 Man: WE EVEN SKI ANGRY. 397 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,533 OK, NOW THEY'RE JUST GETTING ANNOYING- PREPARE FOR TAKE-OFF. 398 00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:20,067 Pip: OTIS, I THINK YOU LOST 'EM. 399 00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:21,667 TAKE NOTE, PIP. 400 00:19:21,733 --> 00:19:24,967 A TRUE SUPERHERO IS A MASTER OF EVASIVE MANEUVERS. 401 00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:27,867 WOW, EVASIVE MANEUVERS EAT UP A LOT OF GAS. 402 00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:35,667 [CRASHING NOISE, OTIS AND PIP GRUNT] 403 00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:37,467 WHAT DO WE DO? 404 00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:39,900 THE WHOLE TOWN'S TURNED AGAINST US, WE CAN'T HIDE FOREVER. 405 00:19:39,967 --> 00:19:41,700 WE CAN IF WE LEAVE THE COUNTRY. 406 00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:43,467 MY UNCLE PACO HAS AN ALPACA FARM IN PERU. 407 00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,533 YOUR UNCLE PACO PROPAGATES ALPACAS? 408 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,700 HEY, HE MUST HAVE PLENTY OF PROPERTY. 409 00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,133 AND PAID A PRETTY PENNY, TOO. 410 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,600 OH, WHEN PEOPLE PURCHASE THE ALPACAS 411 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,167 I'LL BET HE POCKETS A PASSEL OF PESOS. 412 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,200 UH, YEAH, DO YOU WANT TO STAY WITH HIM OR NOT? 413 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:57,767 Man: ...TEAR HIM INTO LITTLE COW PATTY. 414 00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,467 PERU, HERE WE COME. 415 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:00,433 * DUH, DAH-DUH. * 416 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,500 Mrs. Beady: WELL, HERE WE ARE... 417 00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:04,933 ALONE IN YOUR GONDOLA. 418 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,600 YOU'RE PROBABLY OVERCOME WITH PASSION FOR ME 419 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,300 BUT YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME. 420 00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:11,167 SIR, YOU'RE CONFUSING ME. 421 00:20:11,233 --> 00:20:12,667 WHEN DO WE GET TO COWMAN'S LAIR? 422 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,133 PRETTY SOON, AND THEN YOU'LL GET THE CORN KERNEL 423 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:19,100 AND I'LL GET TO EXPOSE COWMAN AS A TALKING BARNYARD ANIMAL. 424 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:22,000 YOU ARE WACKY, I LIKE THAT IN A HAPLESS PAWN. 425 00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:23,633 WELL, LET ME KNOW WHEN WE GET THERE. 426 00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:30,000 WELL, WHERE ARE WE, THIS IS JUST SOME STUPID FARM. 427 00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:33,367 I TOLD YOU, COWMAN IS A REAL COW. 428 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,733 THEY'RE ALL REAL ANIMALS. 429 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,367 OK, THANKS FOR SLOWING ME DOWN. 430 00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:39,500 NOW GET OUT. 431 00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:42,133 IT'S THEM. 432 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,433 IT'S HIS LITTLE PALS, BUT NO COWMAN. 433 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,533 IT IS THE JUSTICE BROOD. 434 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,633 YOU WERE RIGHT. 435 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,467 IF COWMAN'S NOT HERE... 436 00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:52,867 THEY AT LEAST WILL LEAD ME TO HIM. 437 00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:56,900 NOW LET'S SEE, I WILL NEED MY DEADLY CONSTRICTOR VINES, SOME EXPLODING AVOCADOES 438 00:20:56,967 --> 00:21:00,067 AND A DETAILED PLAN OUTLINING HOW I WILL CAPTURE THEM. 439 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,767 TO MAKE THIS PLAN, I WILL NEED MULTICOLOR FILE CARDS... 440 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:04,533 Beady: OH, GIVE ME THAT STUFF. 441 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,067 KEEP THE BALLOON RUNNING, THIS'LL BE QUICK AND DIRTY. 442 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,767 IT'S GO-TIME, BABY! 443 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:10,967 WHAT A NICE OLD MAN. 444 00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:13,233 FREDDY, ISN'T IT A LITTLE TOO EARLY 445 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,633 TO BE DIVIDING UP OTIS'S STUFF? 446 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,767 IT HELPS THE HEALING PROCESS. 447 00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:19,700 I'LL GET IT. 448 00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:25,067 Beady: YES, I'M A TALKING HAY BALE RUNNING FOR CONGRESS 449 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:27,767 AND WOULD LOVE TO COME IN AND DISCUSS THE ISSUES. 450 00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:29,600 OH, YES, COME IN, COME IN. 451 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:32,700 LET ME ASK YOU, WHAT KIND OF ZONING WOULD I NEED TO WIDEN MY MUD HOLE? 452 00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:35,067 OH, THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION. 453 00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:36,467 YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME! 454 00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:38,167 MRS. BEADY? 455 00:21:38,233 --> 00:21:39,600 RUN AWAY. 456 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:42,267 YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE. 457 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,633 FREDDY, I'M CAUGHT. 458 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,567 HANG ON, PECK, I'LL CHEW YOUR LEG OFF. 459 00:21:47,633 --> 00:21:50,367 JUST LET ME GET SOME DIPPING SAUCE AND- WHOA... 460 00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:53,233 TRAPPED... CAN'T... SCRATCH. 461 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:56,067 FELLOWS, HAVE YOU HEARD ANY WORD FROM 462 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,233 MRS. BEADY. 463 00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:00,067 IT'S THAT SASSY SHE-COW. 464 00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:03,133 LASSO ATTACK. 465 00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:08,767 I GOTTA FIND OTIS. 466 00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:11,067 PROFESSOR TWINEYVINES. 467 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,167 TWO ADULTS AND ONE CORN KERNEL, PLEASE. 468 00:22:20,233 --> 00:22:21,300 CORN KERNEL? 469 00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:23,167 WHAT DID I SAY? 470 00:22:23,233 --> 00:22:24,433 I MEANT "BABY." 471 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,367 LITTLE BABY RICO. 472 00:22:26,433 --> 00:22:28,867 AND THIS IS MY FREAKISHLY TINY YET HUMAN WIFE, PIP-ALINA. 473 00:22:28,933 --> 00:22:31,667 I ENJOY GOSSIP. 474 00:22:31,733 --> 00:22:33,200 Abby: COWMAN, RATBOY. 475 00:22:33,267 --> 00:22:34,167 IT'S ABBY. 476 00:22:34,233 --> 00:22:36,133 OTIS, PIP. 477 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,867 MRS. B. HAS CAPTURED FREDDY, PECK, AND PIG. 478 00:22:37,933 --> 00:22:40,433 SHE'S IN CAHOOTS WITH THAT PROFESSOR TWINEYVINES. 479 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:44,633 OH, NO, MY TWO MOST DEADLY AND ANNOYING ENEMIES TEAMED UP AGAINST ME. 480 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,067 BUT HOW'D YOU FIND US? 481 00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:48,433 WELL, I PRESUMED THE PAIR OF YOU WOULD BOOK PASSAGE TO 482 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,467 PIP'S UNCLE PACO IN PERU WHERE HE PROPAGATES ALPACAS. 483 00:22:51,533 --> 00:22:52,733 SHE'S GOOD. 484 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,267 [STATIC WHINING, BOTH GRUNTING] 485 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,167 GUYS, GUYS, WHAT'S WRONG? 486 00:22:58,233 --> 00:23:00,067 Fargleman: GREETINGS, UDDERED AVENGER. 487 00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:03,833 I AM TRANSMITTING THIS ON A FREQUENCY AUDIBLE ONLY TO COWS. 488 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:07,500 BRING THE JURASSIC CORN KERNEL TO MY SECRET GREENHOUSE ON ROUTE NINE 489 00:23:07,567 --> 00:23:09,800 JUST PAST THE GALOSHES EMPORIUM 490 00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:11,200 OR YOUR FRIENDS ARE DOOM-ED. 491 00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:12,300 THAT IS ALL. 492 00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:16,967 IT WAS THAT FARMER CREEP, PIP. 493 00:23:17,067 --> 00:23:19,133 HE WANTS ME TO BRING THE JURASSIC CORN KERNEL TO HIS HIDEOUT. 494 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,933 OTIS, YOU CAN'T GO BACK INTO TOWN. 495 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,133 THE CROWD WILL TEAR YOU TO PIECES. 496 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,700 I DON'T CARE, OUR FRIENDS NEED ME. 497 00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:26,533 AND HELPING THOSE IN NEED IS WHAT A SUPERHERO DOES. 498 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,467 EVEN IF GETS TORN TO PIECES. 499 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:29,833 YEAH, STOP MENTIONING THAT. 500 00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:31,467 COWMAN... AND RATBOY... 501 00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:35,467 DON'T FORGET COWGIRL, MOO... 502 00:23:35,533 --> 00:23:38,500 HEY-HEY, THERE'S THAT SPIRIT AGAIN, FANTASTIC. 503 00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:40,133 WOW, SHE IS NOT STOPPING. 504 00:23:44,067 --> 00:23:45,433 Pig: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 505 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,533 FIRST OTIS TURNS EVIL, THEN MRS. BEADY CAPTURES US. 506 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,467 WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG? 507 00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:51,467 WELL, I COULD REACH FOR THE TOOTHPASTE 508 00:23:51,533 --> 00:23:53,733 AND ACCIDENTALLY GRAB THE RUBBER CEMENT AND GLUE MY LIPS TOGETHER. 509 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,300 NO, I SAID "GO WRONG." 510 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,733 OH, YOU GOT ME. 511 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,700 ZING-BA-BING-GAH. 512 00:23:57,767 --> 00:23:59,400 TOUCHÉ. 513 00:23:59,467 --> 00:24:00,567 WHOA, I'M A GUNSLINGER. 514 00:24:00,633 --> 00:24:01,567 I WALKED RIGHT INTO IT. 515 00:24:01,633 --> 00:24:03,300 GUYS, FOCUS. 516 00:24:03,367 --> 00:24:05,700 NOW COME ON, WE'RE THE JUSTICE BROOD. 517 00:24:05,767 --> 00:24:07,767 IF WE WORK TOGETHER, MAYBE WE CAN ESCAPE. 518 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:11,467 FREDDY, TRY TO FREE YOURSELF BY USING YOUR BONE-DISLOCATING POWER. 519 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,133 THAT'S JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK. 520 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,267 MUST... DISLOCATE... BONES. 521 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:19,567 AH... 522 00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:22,067 Pig: UGH, OH, THAT IS ONE GROSS SUPER-POWER. 523 00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:23,533 I DID IT. 524 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,967 GREAT, FREDDY. 525 00:24:25,067 --> 00:24:26,900 NOW USE THOSE PRUNING SHEARS TO CUT US FREE. 526 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,433 : THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE. 527 00:24:35,367 --> 00:24:36,967 I THINK WE'RE LOST. 528 00:24:37,067 --> 00:24:38,700 CAN SOMEONE PLEASE LOOK AT A MAP? 529 00:24:38,767 --> 00:24:40,200 NO WAY, SUPERHEROES DON'T NEED MAPS. 530 00:24:40,267 --> 00:24:41,600 I GOT ONE. 531 00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:43,767 CAN'T SEE, MAP IN MY FACE. 532 00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:44,800 LOOK OUT. 533 00:24:46,733 --> 00:24:48,633 PIP, QUICK, DEPLOY THE SAVE-Y THING. 534 00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:49,933 I'M ON IT. 535 00:24:50,067 --> 00:24:52,067 LET'S SEE, SUNSCREEN, UH, PARKING TICKET. 536 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:53,167 HEY, COOL, A DECK OF CARDS. 537 00:24:53,233 --> 00:24:55,067 HEY, SWEET, WE CAN PLAY GO FISH. 538 00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:56,500 DO YOU HAVE ANY COFFINS? 539 00:24:56,567 --> 00:24:59,067 GUYS, DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE US. 540 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:03,767 Otis: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? 541 00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:04,833 NOW WE CAN GENTLY FLOAT.... 542 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:05,800 [CRASHING NOISE, ALL GRUNT] 543 00:25:05,867 --> 00:25:06,867 Otis: THERE'S DIRT IN MY BRAIN. 544 00:25:07,967 --> 00:25:09,067 GUYS, LOOK. 545 00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:10,533 Pip: THAT MUST BE WHERE MRS. BEADY 546 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,533 AND PROFESSOR TWINEYVINES ARE HOLDING OUR FRIENDS. 547 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,133 Abby: AND WHERE'S HE'S BLACKMAILED US INTO BRINGING HIM THE JURASSIC KERNEL 548 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,433 SO HE CAN TRANSFORM IT INTO SOME SORT OF GIANT MONSTER. 549 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:21,267 YOUR PLOT-RECAPPING POWERS ARE FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS, SUPER-CHUMS. 550 00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:23,133 SO HOW DO WE GET INSIDE? 551 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,533 DON'T WORRY, ABBY, THIS IS A JOB FOR... 552 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,767 RATBOY. 553 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:28,867 RIGHT, UH, HOW DO YOU FIGURE? 554 00:25:28,933 --> 00:25:31,300 WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SMALL AND STUFF SO YOU CAN PICK THE LOCK. 555 00:25:31,367 --> 00:25:32,433 SOUNDS DANGEROUS. 556 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,067 OH, DON'T WORRY, PIP. 557 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:36,233 IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE, YOU JUST CROAK ONCE LIKE A MUD TOAD 558 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:37,933 AND TWICE LIKE A HOWLER MONKEY. 559 00:25:38,067 --> 00:25:40,400 WELL, THAT'S LIKE, UH, "WAH-KAH-KAH-KAH, KAH-KAH-KAH-KAH-GAH." 560 00:25:40,467 --> 00:25:42,233 MORE LIKE THE BACK OF THE THROAT, LIKE THIS 561 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:43,300 "KUH-WAH-AH-AH-AH-AH." 562 00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:45,333 "WAH-KAH-KAH-KAH-GAH-GAH-GAH." 563 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,133 NO-NO-NO-NO, "KUH-WAH-AH-AH-AH-AH." 564 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,700 "GAH-GAH-GAH-GAH-GAH-GAH." 565 00:25:48,767 --> 00:25:50,367 "KUH-WAH-AH-AH-AH-AH." 566 00:25:50,433 --> 00:25:51,800 "WAH-GAH-GAH, GAH-GAH." 567 00:25:51,867 --> 00:25:53,067 OK, TODAY WOULD BE NICE. 568 00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:54,967 OK, OK, I'M ON IT. 569 00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:01,067 MM, STANDARD STEEL LOCK WITH TITANIUM TUMBLERS. 570 00:26:01,133 --> 00:26:02,167 PIECE OF CAKE. 571 00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:12,700 HE DID IT. 572 00:26:12,767 --> 00:26:15,700 AND THAT'S WHAT RATBOY BRINGS TO THE PARTY. 573 00:26:17,933 --> 00:26:20,400 NO, PIP, LIKE THIS, "KUH-WAH-AH-AH-AH-AH..." 574 00:26:20,467 --> 00:26:22,267 OH, FORGET THAT, HELP ME PRY THAT THING OPEN. 575 00:26:25,867 --> 00:26:27,433 PIP, YOU'RE OK. 576 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:31,133 THANK GOODNESS- OH, MAN, SKUNK CABBAGE, P.U. 577 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,633 I THINK I'M ALL RIGHT, I JUST... 578 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,867 UH, ABBY, RATBOY'S INJURED AND HE SMELLS TERRIBLE. 579 00:26:37,933 --> 00:26:39,833 GET HIM BACK TO THE BARNYARD AND TAKE CARE OF HIM. 580 00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,467 OTIS, WAIT. 581 00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,900 BEFORE YOU FACE CERTAIN DOOM, I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 582 00:26:43,967 --> 00:26:44,833 WHAT IS IT, ABBY? 583 00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:46,667 YOU KNOW HOW EVERYONE SAYS 584 00:26:46,733 --> 00:26:48,900 THE ONLY REASON I BELIEVE IN YOU IS BECAUSE... 585 00:26:48,967 --> 00:26:50,300 I KIND OF LIKE YOU? 586 00:26:50,367 --> 00:26:51,100 YEAH. 587 00:26:51,167 --> 00:26:52,800 WELL, SEE, THE TRUTH IS... 588 00:26:52,867 --> 00:26:54,400 SERIOUSLY, WHAT SMELLS, IS THAT ME? 589 00:26:55,767 --> 00:26:57,067 THAT IS ROTTEN. P.U. 590 00:26:57,067 --> 00:26:58,100 THE GATE, GOTTA GO. 591 00:26:58,167 --> 00:26:59,367 BUT I WAS GONNA TELL YOU... 592 00:26:59,433 --> 00:27:01,933 NO TIME, TAKE CARE OF PIP, I'M GOING IN. 593 00:27:02,067 --> 00:27:03,400 DON'T WORRY, PIP. 594 00:27:03,467 --> 00:27:05,300 I'LL PROTECT YOU WITH MY VERY... 595 00:27:05,367 --> 00:27:07,067 OK, I GET IT, I STINK. 596 00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:12,633 : OK, stay frosty, Otis. 597 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,533 Danger lurks around every corner, trust nothing. 598 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,300 HEY, FREE BANANAS. 599 00:27:21,367 --> 00:27:23,100 WELCOME, COWMAN. 600 00:27:23,167 --> 00:27:24,367 I HOPE YOU WIPED YOUR FEET. 601 00:27:24,433 --> 00:27:25,833 EVIL LAIRS DON'T CLEAN THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW. 602 00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,467 PROFESSOR TWINEYVINES. 603 00:27:27,533 --> 00:27:29,533 AND MRS. BEADY. 604 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,833 IT'S TIME YOU LEARN MY TRUE NAME, COWMAN. 605 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:35,167 A NAME DESTINED TO STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF DOZENS. 606 00:27:35,233 --> 00:27:39,067 NOW AND FOREVER, I AM MERTON FARGLEMAN. 607 00:27:39,067 --> 00:27:40,400 OF THE OHIO FARGLEMANS? 608 00:27:40,467 --> 00:27:41,867 NO, YOU'RE THINKING OF THE FLEAGERMANS. 609 00:27:41,933 --> 00:27:42,600 OH. 610 00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:44,233 YOU'RE TOAST, COWMAN. 611 00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:46,667 WITH THE HELP OF MY NEW GENTLEMAN FRIEND 612 00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:51,067 I'LL REVEAL TO THE WORLD THAT YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A TALKING BARNYARD ANIMAL. 613 00:27:51,067 --> 00:27:53,733 GREAT, WHAT'D YOU GUYS DO, MEET IN A CHAT ROOM FOR FRIENDLESS NUT 614 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,367 HEY, I BARELY KNOW HER. 615 00:27:55,433 --> 00:27:57,767 WE TOOK ONE BALLOON RIDE TOGETHER, THAT'S IT. 616 00:27:57,833 --> 00:28:00,267 GOOD, DON'T LET HIM KNOW YOU'RE SWEET ON ME. 617 00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:03,367 I'M NOT SWEET ON YOU- OH, ENOUGH FRABBER-JABBER. 618 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,433 HAND OVER THE JURASSIC CORN KERNEL 619 00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:08,267 OR YOUR FRIENDS WILL SUFFER A HORRIBLE AND SQUISHY FATE. 620 00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:10,433 I GUESS YOU HAVE ME RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT- 621 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:12,133 EXPLODING COW PELLET! 622 00:28:13,467 --> 00:28:16,067 STINGING, THE ITCHY THROAT, THE WATERY EYES, OH. 623 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:21,367 SURRENDER, VILLAIN. 624 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:24,067 THERE'S NO PLACE ON EARTH YOU CAN HIDE FROM COWMAN. 625 00:28:24,067 --> 00:28:25,633 UNLESS YOU STAY IN THERE. 626 00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:27,633 THAT'S APPARENTLY A VERY GOOD HIDING PLACE. 627 00:28:28,733 --> 00:28:30,300 GOOD WORK, JUSTICE BROOD. 628 00:28:30,367 --> 00:28:33,500 NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIGURE A WAY OUT OF THIS DEN OF EVIL. 629 00:28:33,567 --> 00:28:35,533 GOOD THING I BROUGHT THESE SPARE COSTUMES IN CASE WE'RE SPOTTED. 630 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,067 OOH, CAN I WEAR THE PURPLE CAPE? 631 00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:39,100 PIG, THAT'S FREDDY'S, HE'S PARANOID MAN. 632 00:28:39,167 --> 00:28:41,467 WELL, WHY DOES HE GET TO BE PARANOID MAN? 633 00:28:41,533 --> 00:28:42,967 WHY WOULD YOU ASK, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 634 00:28:43,067 --> 00:28:44,733 : CAN WE FOCUS, PLEASE? 635 00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:48,500 I'VE GOT TO... MAKE IT... TO MY BALLOON. 636 00:28:50,367 --> 00:28:52,067 YOU'RE FULL OF HOT AIR, DIRT BAG. 637 00:28:52,133 --> 00:28:53,533 SEE, BECAUSE IT'S A BALLOON 638 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,500 AND IT OPERATES ON THE PRINCIPLE OF HOT AIR 639 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,100 'CAUSE IT RISES, AND YOU, IT'S YOUR BALLOON. 640 00:28:57,167 --> 00:28:58,867 I DON'T KNOW HOW I COME UP WITH THESE. 641 00:28:58,933 --> 00:29:00,567 ENOUGH WITH THE PUNS, LOOK. 642 00:29:00,633 --> 00:29:01,700 WHAT? 643 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,167 YEAH... 644 00:29:07,233 --> 00:29:08,300 Fargleman: NO, LEAVE ME ALONE. 645 00:29:08,367 --> 00:29:10,333 SIT STILL. Fargleman: IT'S PINCHING. 646 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,700 I'M GONNA CHAFE, OW. Otis: STOP WRIGGLING. 647 00:29:11,767 --> 00:29:13,367 GUYS, LOOK, IT'S OTIS. 648 00:29:13,433 --> 00:29:16,067 AND HE'S BEATING UP THAT NICE PROFESSOR AGAIN. 649 00:29:16,067 --> 00:29:17,867 OTIS REALLY HAS BECOME EVIL. 650 00:29:17,933 --> 00:29:20,500 WELL, HIS REIGN OF TERROR ENDS HERE. 651 00:29:20,567 --> 00:29:23,267 COME ON, GUYS, WE'VE GOTTA HELP THAT POOR MAN. 652 00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:25,300 THE DARK COW HAS TRIUMPHED. 653 00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:30,233 THE DARK COW'S GONNA TAKE A LITTLE NAP NOW. 654 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:33,400 THE JUSTICE BROOD? 655 00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:34,767 IT'S OK, PROFESSOR. 656 00:29:34,833 --> 00:29:37,067 WE KNOCKED OUT COWMAN. 657 00:29:37,133 --> 00:29:38,700 YOU DID, I MEAN, YOU DID, THANK YOU. 658 00:29:38,767 --> 00:29:39,933 COWMAN VEXED ME SORELY. 659 00:29:40,067 --> 00:29:41,567 BUT WHERE'S MRS. BEADY? 660 00:29:41,633 --> 00:29:43,067 SHE'S THE ONE WHO BROUGHT US ALL HERE. 661 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:44,167 HER? 662 00:29:44,233 --> 00:29:46,067 OH, I'VE, UH, ALREADY DEFEATED HER 663 00:29:46,133 --> 00:29:47,333 WITH MY BRUTE STRENGTH AND CUNNING. 664 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,667 WOW, YOU ARE ONE TALENTED GUY. 665 00:29:49,733 --> 00:29:50,900 HEY, GOT ANY MORE ICE CREAM? 666 00:29:50,967 --> 00:29:52,067 NEVER MIND THAT. 667 00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:53,367 LET'S TAKE COWMAN AND GET OUT OF HERE. 668 00:29:53,433 --> 00:29:54,900 NO-NO-NO-NO, WAIT. 669 00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:56,533 LEAVE HIM HERE. 670 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,767 I'LL SEE THAT POOR COWMAN GETS THE HELP HE SO DESPERATELY NEEDS. 671 00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:00,300 YOU KNOW, HE JUST HASN'T BEEN HIMSELF LATELY. 672 00:30:00,367 --> 00:30:02,467 OH, DON'T WORRY, I'LL FIX HIM RIGHT UP. 673 00:30:02,533 --> 00:30:04,467 WELL, THANKS FOR SAVING ME, DROP BY ANY TIME. 674 00:30:04,533 --> 00:30:06,967 TA-TA NOW, BYE, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT. 675 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:11,133 WHAT A SWEET GUY. 676 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,933 IF ANYONE CAN REFORM OTIS, HE CAN. 677 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,400 YEAH, MAYBE KINDNESS, UNDERSTANDING 678 00:30:14,467 --> 00:30:16,267 AND 30 YEARS IN PRISON IS JUST WHAT OTIS NEEDS. 679 00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:18,933 YEAH. Peck: WHAT A NICE THOUGHT. 680 00:30:20,933 --> 00:30:23,000 UH, NO, MOMMY. 681 00:30:23,067 --> 00:30:27,233 NO, NOT A DRESS, I'M A BOY 682 00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:29,033 ROUSE YOURSELF, COWMAN. 683 00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:30,733 IT IS TIME TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE DANGER. 684 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,067 Otis: FARGLEMAN, BEADY... 685 00:30:33,133 --> 00:30:34,400 GOAT? 686 00:30:34,467 --> 00:30:37,100 WAIT, THIS ISN'T FOURTH PERIOD SPANISH. 687 00:30:37,167 --> 00:30:38,567 AND YOU'RE NOT SEÑOR PEPE. 688 00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:41,633 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FRIENDS? 689 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:44,033 OH, I HAVE RELEASED THEM, COWMAN. 690 00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:46,133 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I CARE ABOUT. 691 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,133 YOU AND, OF COURSE, THIS. 692 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,100 * DUN, DUN, DUN. * 693 00:30:49,167 --> 00:30:50,533 YOU FIEND. 694 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:55,200 YOU WON'T GLOAT AFTER YOU'VE HAD A TASTE OF MY BOVE-ERANG. 695 00:30:55,267 --> 00:30:57,900 THAT APPARENTLY ARE IN MY OTHER SUPER-PANTS. 696 00:30:57,967 --> 00:31:00,100 LOOKING FOR THIS, COWMAN? 697 00:31:00,167 --> 00:31:02,833 MY UTILITY BELT, THANKS FOR FINDING IT. 698 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:05,167 UH, IF I COULD JUST GRAB IT BACK, THAT WOULD BE COOL. 699 00:31:05,233 --> 00:31:07,233 COWMAN, YOU ARE HELPLESS. 700 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:09,667 NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU FROM THE HORROR THAT IS... 701 00:31:09,733 --> 00:31:11,567 MY MULTIMEDIA PRESENTATION. 702 00:31:11,633 --> 00:31:13,433 WHAT, NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT. 703 00:31:16,533 --> 00:31:18,433 Fargleman: THIS IS ME IN GRADE SCHOOL. 704 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,300 I HAD ALREADY DEVELOPED A METHOD OF HYBRIDIZING POTATO SPUDS. 705 00:31:21,367 --> 00:31:23,333 THE OTHER KIDS THREW THEM AT MY HEAD. 706 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,200 SKIP AHEAD TO PROM NIGHT. 707 00:31:25,267 --> 00:31:28,300 MY "HYDRANDEA VERSATILITY" PUT BETTY SUE JOHNSON IN INTENSIVE CARE. 708 00:31:28,367 --> 00:31:30,133 I NEVER DATED AGAIN. 709 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,200 SO... BORING. 710 00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:33,533 CAN'T... TAKE IT. 711 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,433 Fargleman: THIS IS ME LOSING THE BLUE RIBBON 712 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,133 AT THE COUNTY FAIR 10 YEARS AGO. 713 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,067 THIS IS ME LOSING THE BLUE RIBBON THE NEXT YEAR. 714 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:40,833 AND THE NEXT. 715 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:41,767 AND THE NEXT. 716 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:42,600 AND THE NEXT. 717 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:44,200 AND THE NEXT! 718 00:31:44,267 --> 00:31:46,733 HEY, PROFESSOR MOUTH-MOVING, IS THERE A POINT IN OUR FUTURE? 719 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,733 ALL MY LIFE I HAVE TRIED TO CREATE PLANTS 720 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,333 THAT PEOPLE WOULD FIND USEFUL IN THEIR DAILY LIVES. 721 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,967 ACID-SPITTING FERNS. 722 00:31:54,067 --> 00:31:55,233 AVOCADO GRENADES. 723 00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:57,300 VENOMOUS HOLLYHOCKS. 724 00:31:57,367 --> 00:31:59,367 : BUT MY GENIUS WAS NEVER APPRECIATED. 725 00:31:59,433 --> 00:32:03,267 OH, DID THE POOR, LITTLE BABY NOT GET TO MAKE HIS POISONOUS PLANTS ON PEOPLE? 726 00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:05,333 DID I COMPLAIN WHEN THE WORLD DIDN'T APPRECIATE 727 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,633 MY HAND-PUPPET VERSION OF THE FIRST THANKSGIVING? 728 00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:09,400 "HEY, PILGRIMS, THANKS FOR HAVING US." 729 00:32:09,467 --> 00:32:11,067 "THANKS FOR COMING, INDIANS." 730 00:32:11,067 --> 00:32:12,500 "OH, YOU BROUGHT PIE." 731 00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:14,067 "YEAH, LET'S CHOW SOME OF THAT BUSINESS DOWN." 732 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:15,067 : MAY I FINISH? 733 00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:16,300 Otis: SORRY. 734 00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:17,600 Fargleman: BY SUPERCHARGING THE D.N.A. 735 00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:19,567 OF THE JURASSIC CORN KERNEL 736 00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:22,167 I WILL CREATE THE MOST FEARSOME HYBRID OF ALL 737 00:32:22,233 --> 00:32:24,567 AND THE BLUE RIBBON WILL BE MINE. 738 00:32:24,633 --> 00:32:26,300 THAT THING COULD DESTROY EVERYONE AT THE FAIR. 739 00:32:26,367 --> 00:32:28,067 YEAH, I DON'T DO DETAILS. 740 00:32:28,067 --> 00:32:29,767 I'M MORE OF A BIG-PICTURE GUY. 741 00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:33,700 WELL, ENJOY BEING MULCHED TO PIECES BY MY DIABOLICAL ROBO-MULCHER. 742 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:38,867 GOOD-BYE, COWMAN. 743 00:32:38,933 --> 00:32:40,500 BUT WAIT. 744 00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:42,800 YOU SAID I COULD UNMASK HIM. 745 00:32:42,867 --> 00:32:43,767 DID I? 746 00:32:43,833 --> 00:32:45,167 I DON'T RECALL. 747 00:32:45,233 --> 00:32:46,333 WELL, OFF TO THE FAIR. 748 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,367 GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR. 749 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,700 STAY CALM, OTIS. 750 00:32:52,767 --> 00:32:54,433 WHAT WOULD AQUA 751 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,833 HE'D PROBABLY CONTACT DOLPHINS. 752 00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:59,200 OH, THEY'LL NEVER GET HERE IN TIME. 753 00:32:59,267 --> 00:33:01,067 I BETTER JUST SCREAM LIKE A FRIGHTENED, LITTLE GIRL. 754 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,500 COWMAN, CATCH. 755 00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:07,300 COW-BOMB, AWAY. 756 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:15,167 MRS. BEADY, YOU SAVED COWMAN'S LIFE, WHY? 757 00:33:15,233 --> 00:33:19,633 I CAN'T LET HIM TAKE OUT HIS BROKEN HEART ON THOSE INNOCENT PEOPLE. 758 00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:23,133 OH, WHY, OH, WHY WAS I CURSED WITH THESE GOOD LOOKS? 759 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,067 YOU WON'T REGRET THIS. 760 00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,500 COWMAN, AWAY, MOO... 761 00:33:27,567 --> 00:33:30,667 BUT I'M STILL GOING TO UNMASK YOU. 762 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,267 Mayor: SEE, EVEN THOUGH THE FAIR'S BEEN DESTROYED 763 00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:37,567 WE CAN STILL HAVE A GOOD TIME. 764 00:33:37,633 --> 00:33:39,833 ANYWAY, THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S BLUE RIBBON IS... 765 00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:41,667 WAIT, YOUR HONOR, I HAVE A LATE ENTRY. 766 00:33:41,733 --> 00:33:43,767 MY NEWEST PLANT-Y CREATION. 767 00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:45,167 Man: WOW, WHAT CAN THAT BE? 768 00:33:45,233 --> 00:33:46,200 THAT SOUNDS REALLY INTERESTING. 769 00:33:46,267 --> 00:33:47,900 IS IT A BREAKDANCING FERN? 770 00:33:47,967 --> 00:33:48,967 NO. 771 00:33:49,067 --> 00:33:50,400 IS IT A TULIP THAT SKIS? 772 00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:51,733 STILL NO. 773 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,433 IS IT A CACTUS THAT CAN WRITE MYSTERY NOVELS 774 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:54,967 AND FLY FIGHTER JETS ON WEEKENDS? 775 00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:56,367 OK, STOP GUESSING. 776 00:33:56,433 --> 00:33:58,067 Man: WAIT, I GOT ONE MORE. 777 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,967 CORN, FAIR, EVIL, RUN! 778 00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:03,767 Man: HE'S AFRAID OF CORN? 779 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,300 IT'S COWMAN, GET HIM. 780 00:34:05,367 --> 00:34:07,767 YEAH, LET'S GET HIM. Man: YEAH, GET HIM. 781 00:34:07,833 --> 00:34:08,933 "LET'S NOT GET HIM." 782 00:34:09,067 --> 00:34:10,133 THAT GUY'S RIGHT. 783 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,667 YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. 784 00:34:11,733 --> 00:34:13,333 COME ON, SERIOUSLY. 785 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,100 THANK YOU, CITIZENS. 786 00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:17,533 OR SHOULD I SAY "OLD FRIENDS"? 787 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,467 OW... THAT HURT MY LIP. 788 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,600 Man: IT'S THAT PLANT GUY WHO ALWAYS LOSES. 789 00:34:22,667 --> 00:34:24,167 Man: THE BLUE RIBBON LOSER. 790 00:34:24,233 --> 00:34:27,600 NOW NOTHING CAN STOP ME FROM DOING... THIS. 791 00:34:41,067 --> 00:34:44,133 FROM DOING... THIS. 792 00:34:57,533 --> 00:35:00,100 BEHOLD, THE FRUIT OF MY GENIUS. 793 00:35:00,167 --> 00:35:02,800 ALTHOUGH TECHNICALLY HE'S NOT A FRUIT AT ALL, BUT A DOMESTICATED GRAIN. 794 00:35:02,867 --> 00:35:05,867 I TRIED TO WARN YOU, HE IS NOT PROFESSOR TWINEYVINES. 795 00:35:05,933 --> 00:35:08,633 HE IS AN INSANE PLANT SCIENTIST NAMED MERTON FARGLEMAN. 796 00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:10,633 INSANE, YOU SAY? 797 00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:13,533 WHY, WOULD AN INSANE PERSON WARP THE LAWS OF NATURE 798 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,400 JUST TO WIN A BLUE RIBBON AT THE COUNTY FAIR? 799 00:35:17,467 --> 00:35:18,967 THE ANSWER IS YES. 800 00:35:21,533 --> 00:35:24,433 THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF ME, ABBY, I FEEL MUCH- 801 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,667 HI, GUYS. 802 00:35:25,733 --> 00:35:26,933 WE'RE BACK FROM BEING HELD PRISONER. 803 00:35:27,067 --> 00:35:28,200 I'M STARVING, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH? 804 00:35:28,267 --> 00:35:30,833 UH, FELLOWS, WHERE'S OTIS? 805 00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:33,100 WE LEFT HIM WITH PROFESSOR TWINEYVINES. 806 00:35:33,167 --> 00:35:34,767 YOU WHAT? 807 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,467 : WE LEFT HIM WITH... 808 00:35:36,533 --> 00:35:38,100 I HEARD YOU. 809 00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:40,133 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LEFT OTIS WITH THAT INSANE, EVIL VILLAIN. 810 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,233 NO, NO, OTIS IS THE VILLAIN. 811 00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:44,233 YEAH, WHY DO YOU KEEP DEFENDING HIM? 812 00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:45,633 BECAUSE, PECK... 813 00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:49,067 * ABBY LIKES OTIS, ABBY LIKES OTIS * 814 00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:51,633 HEY, I CAN SEE MY SPLEEN FROM HERE. 815 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,433 GUYS, GUYS, ON TV. 816 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,533 FARMER'S HOUSE, FOLLOW ME. 817 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,600 If you're just tuning in... 818 00:35:57,667 --> 00:36:02,367 a giant, man-eating ear of corn is rampaging through the county fair. 819 00:36:02,433 --> 00:36:06,067 And in a stunning development, he appears to be taking orders 820 00:36:06,067 --> 00:36:10,500 from Professor Twineyvines, A.K.A. Merton Fargleman. 821 00:36:13,633 --> 00:36:16,167 WHY IS THE NICE ICE CREAM MAN ATTACKING THE FAIR? 822 00:36:16,233 --> 00:36:18,400 LET'S SEE, HOW CAN I PUT THIS SIMPLY? 823 00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:19,767 BECAUSE HE'S EVIL! 824 00:36:19,833 --> 00:36:21,233 AH, I SEE... 825 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:24,633 Wow, look at the choppers on that sucker. 826 00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:26,400 Let's try to get a word with him. 827 00:36:26,467 --> 00:36:28,533 Excuse me, Mr. Corn Monster 828 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,567 A moment of your time. 829 00:36:30,633 --> 00:36:31,533 Hey, put me down. 830 00:36:32,833 --> 00:36:35,967 I appear to have made a horrible miscalculation. 831 00:36:39,967 --> 00:36:43,067 OTIS WAS JUST TRYING TO PROTECT EVERYBODY. 832 00:36:43,067 --> 00:36:44,567 AND WE DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM. 833 00:36:44,633 --> 00:36:46,300 SOME FRIENDS WE ARE. 834 00:36:46,367 --> 00:36:49,633 FELLOWS, SOMEONE ONCE SAID THAT WITH GREAT COW-POWER 835 00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,700 COMES GREAT COW-RESPONSIBLITY. 836 00:36:51,767 --> 00:36:54,900 WELL, OTIS IS IN TROUBLE, AND WE GOTTA SAVE HIM. 837 00:36:54,967 --> 00:36:56,233 WE'RE WITH YOU, ABBY. 838 00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:00,933 JUSTICE BROOD ASSEMBLE, MOO... 839 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,067 YOU GUYS COMING? 840 00:37:06,133 --> 00:37:07,100 OH, YOU MEAN NOW. 841 00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:08,067 YEAH, NOW. 842 00:37:08,133 --> 00:37:09,467 WELL, LET'S DO IT. 843 00:37:09,533 --> 00:37:10,967 WELL, LET'S GO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK ME TWICE. 844 00:37:16,233 --> 00:37:18,467 OK, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE ALL AS EXCITED AS I AM 845 00:37:18,533 --> 00:37:20,700 TO SEE WHO WINS THIS YEAR'S BLUE RIBBON. 846 00:37:20,767 --> 00:37:22,633 SO LET'S GET TO THE JUDGING, SHALL WE? 847 00:37:24,633 --> 00:37:27,733 DUDE, WE'RE TOTALLY ABOUT TO BE EATEN 848 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,367 BY A PREHISTORIC EAR OF CORN. 849 00:37:30,433 --> 00:37:31,900 AWESOME. 850 00:37:33,933 --> 00:37:35,167 I GOTTA SAVE 'EM. 851 00:37:35,233 --> 00:37:38,267 COW-SPRINGS, SPRING-TIVATE. 852 00:37:43,533 --> 00:37:46,233 LET'S GO BLOG ABOUT THIS. 853 00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:49,733 OUR FIRST ENTRY IS SADIE McCLUSKY'S MORNING GLORIES. 854 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,533 HMM, LEAF FUNGUS, CLOGGED PRIMARY SPHERICALS. 855 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,067 EH, I DON'T THINK SO. 856 00:38:02,933 --> 00:38:04,633 COME ON, PIRATE SHIP. 857 00:38:06,333 --> 00:38:08,367 HEY, CORN-CREEP, OVER HERE. 858 00:38:10,467 --> 00:38:12,133 HUH? 859 00:38:14,467 --> 00:38:17,100 UNRETICULATED BASIL STEMS. 860 00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:19,067 BIFURCATED ROOT SYSTEM. 861 00:38:19,067 --> 00:38:21,067 SMELLS WEIRD. 862 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:23,767 WELL, I GUESS THAT MEANS THAT THIS YEAR'S BLUE RIBBON GOES TO... 863 00:38:23,833 --> 00:38:24,767 ME, YAY. 864 00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:32,567 MAKE WAY FOR GRAVITY. 865 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,567 FOR HIS BRILLIANT AND ORIGINAL CREATION 866 00:38:39,633 --> 00:38:42,067 OF A MONSTROUS, FAIR-STOMPING EAR OF CORN 867 00:38:42,067 --> 00:38:47,567 I AWARD THIS YEAR'S BLUE RIBBON TO... MERTON FARGLEMAN. 868 00:38:47,633 --> 00:38:51,733 OH, I, WHY, THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE, I REALLY WASN'T PREPARED. 869 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,700 FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO THANK MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND WHO'S BEEN VERY SUPPORTIVE. 870 00:38:56,433 --> 00:38:58,200 NICE CORN MONSTER. 871 00:38:58,267 --> 00:38:59,867 OH, GOOD BOY, WHOA, HEY, BIG FELLOW. 872 00:39:00,067 --> 00:39:02,233 LASSO ATTACK, MOO... 873 00:39:05,533 --> 00:39:09,300 I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE I HAD TO DESTROY TO GET HERE. 874 00:39:09,367 --> 00:39:11,267 YOU WERE ALL SPECIAL IN YOUR OWN... 875 00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:12,833 HUH? 876 00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:13,867 NO... 877 00:39:13,933 --> 00:39:15,967 I'M SAVED, BUT BY WHOM? 878 00:39:16,067 --> 00:39:18,200 BY ME, COWGIRL. 879 00:39:18,267 --> 00:39:20,200 AND THE JUSTICE BROOD. 880 00:39:20,267 --> 00:39:21,500 STOP LOOKING AT ME. 881 00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:24,067 ABBY, GUYS, OH, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. 882 00:39:24,067 --> 00:39:26,333 I'M SORRY WE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN YOU, OTIS. 883 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,533 YOU'RE THE GREATEST SUPERHERO WE KNOW PERSONALLY. 884 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,367 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I WAS SAYING THAT- 885 00:39:30,433 --> 00:39:31,733 WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PERSONALLY"? 886 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,767 WELL, YOU KNOW, THUNDER-BOY DOES SOME NICE WORK. 887 00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:36,567 AND I HEAR SOME VERY GOOD THINGS ABOUT MAGNETIC MAN. 888 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:42,067 YOU HAVE PLAGUED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, JUSTICE BROOD. 889 00:39:42,067 --> 00:39:44,167 AND NOW WITH MY SPECIALLY-DESIGNED RUMBLE SEAT 890 00:39:44,233 --> 00:39:46,567 I SHALL PERSONALLY SEE TO YOUR DESTRUCTION. 891 00:39:46,633 --> 00:39:48,767 TO THE LEFT, CREATURE. 892 00:39:48,833 --> 00:39:50,333 NO, NO, MY LEFT. 893 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,633 NOW PROMENADE. 894 00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:55,667 AND STEP BACK, BEND THE KNEE, SASHAY, BIG HIPS. 895 00:39:55,733 --> 00:39:57,800 AND... JAZZ HANDS. 896 00:39:57,867 --> 00:39:59,467 WOW, THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. 897 00:39:59,533 --> 00:40:01,500 THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT, NOW CRUSH THEM. 898 00:40:03,267 --> 00:40:04,133 SCATTER. 899 00:40:08,233 --> 00:40:09,200 OTIS... 900 00:40:09,267 --> 00:40:09,967 HUH? 901 00:40:11,133 --> 00:40:12,600 ABBY! 902 00:40:12,667 --> 00:40:15,433 HA, ONE DOWN, SEVERAL OF YOU TO GO. 903 00:40:17,967 --> 00:40:19,767 OTIS, RUN, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. 904 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:21,600 NO, I GOTTA SAVE ABBY. 905 00:40:21,667 --> 00:40:22,800 YOU AND THE OTHERS CREATE A DISTRACTION. 906 00:40:22,867 --> 00:40:23,800 RIGHT. 907 00:40:23,867 --> 00:40:25,567 FIREWORKS. 908 00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:27,233 PERFECT. 909 00:40:28,667 --> 00:40:31,267 HEY, CORN MONSTER, I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU. 910 00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:33,600 NOT TOUCHING, NOT TOUCHING, UH-UH, NOPE. 911 00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:35,900 I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU, EITHER, IS THIS ANNOYING? 912 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:37,767 ALMOST TOUCHED YOU. 913 00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:40,333 WILL YOU STOP NOT TOUCHING MY CORN MONSTER? 914 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,200 GREAT, THEY'RE DISTRACTING HIM. 915 00:40:42,267 --> 00:40:43,633 THEREBY ALLOWING ME ENOUGH TIME TO CONSTRUCT 916 00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:45,433 A HASTILY-IMPROVISED CATAPULT, WHICH- 917 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:49,000 NO! 918 00:40:49,067 --> 00:40:53,833 AH, THIS IS MUCH DEEPER THAN IT LOOKED FROM THE OUTSIDE. 919 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:55,100 OTIS? 920 00:40:55,167 --> 00:40:56,833 ABBY, YOU'RE ALIVE. 921 00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:57,967 NOT FOR MUCH LONGER. 922 00:40:58,033 --> 00:41:00,300 THAT STOMACH ACID LOOKS PRETTY GNARLY. 923 00:41:00,367 --> 00:41:02,267 I'M GETTING US OUT OF HERE, TRY TO GRAB MY HAND. 924 00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:04,933 OTIS, WAIT, THIS COULD BE THE END. 925 00:41:05,067 --> 00:41:06,833 AND IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF THIS 926 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:09,400 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT, THAT... 927 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,833 I KIND OF LIKE YOU. 928 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:12,500 REALLY? 929 00:41:12,567 --> 00:41:14,333 YOU KNOW, I'M ALWAYS KIND OF A JERK TO YOU 930 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,500 BUT, YOU KNOW, SINCE WE'RE FACING CERTAIN DOOM AND ALL 931 00:41:16,567 --> 00:41:18,533 THE TRUTH IS, ABBY, I LIKE YOU, TOO. 932 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,933 REALLY? 933 00:41:20,067 --> 00:41:22,833 OH, OTIS, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 934 00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:27,633 Reporter: HEY, EVERYBODY. 935 00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:29,833 HILLY BERFERD, CHANNEL EIGHT NEWS. 936 00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:33,833 YOU CRAZY LOVEBIRDS GOT ANY IDEAS ON HOW WE COULD GET OUT OF HERE? 937 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:36,067 OH, THAT, YES, I HAVE THESE FIREWORKS. 938 00:41:36,133 --> 00:41:38,400 SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS... 939 00:41:38,467 --> 00:41:40,167 MILK ME, I FORGOT MATCHES. 940 00:41:40,233 --> 00:41:41,933 HEY, NO PROBLEM. 941 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:46,533 I ALWAYS CARRY A SPARE ROAD FLARE IN CASE THE NEWS VAN BREAKS DOWN. 942 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,900 I TELL YOU WHAT, IF I'D HAVE MADE A LIST THIS MORNING 943 00:41:48,967 --> 00:41:51,200 OF STUFF I THOUGHT WOULD'VE HAPPENED TO ME TODAY 944 00:41:51,267 --> 00:41:53,567 BEING EATEN BY A GIANT CORN MONSTER 945 00:41:53,633 --> 00:41:55,600 PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE CRACKED THE TOP 10. 946 00:42:02,567 --> 00:42:03,800 WHO IS LAUGHING NOW? 947 00:42:03,867 --> 00:42:04,933 I AM. 948 00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:06,367 MY QUESTION WAS PURELY RHETORICAL. 949 00:42:06,433 --> 00:42:08,700 GOOD-BYE, JUSTICE BROOD. 950 00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:17,700 WHAT'S WRONG, MY PET, IS IT INDIGESTION? 951 00:42:17,767 --> 00:42:20,167 PERHAPS EATING COWMAN'S FRIENDS WILL SETTLE YOUR STOMACH. 952 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,400 HE'S GONNA BLOW. 953 00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:30,833 NO, IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS. 954 00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:34,200 I WANTED FAME, POWER, MY OWN CABLE TALK SHOW. 955 00:42:34,267 --> 00:42:35,767 PERHAPS A PERSONAL FRAGRANCE LINE. 956 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,433 Berferd: OOH, EVERYBODY. 957 00:42:48,067 --> 00:42:51,667 : COWMAN, COWMAN, COWMAN, COWMAN... 958 00:42:51,733 --> 00:42:54,100 OTIS, THEY LOVE YOU AGAIN. 959 00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:55,733 WHAT ABOUT RATBOY? 960 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,433 THEY ALWAYS FORGET RATBOY. 961 00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:00,233 YAY, CATBOY. 962 00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:01,300 Pip: AW, MAN. 963 00:43:01,367 --> 00:43:03,333 TAKE HIM AWAY, JERRY. 964 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,367 CURSE YOU, COWMAN. 965 00:43:05,433 --> 00:43:07,067 I WILL BE AVENGED. 966 00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:09,333 I'LL WRITE NASTY LETTERS TO YOU WITH POSTAGE DUE. 967 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,200 AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF JAIL, I WILL RING YOUR DOORBELL AND RUN. 968 00:43:12,267 --> 00:43:14,267 OW, HEY-HEY-HEY, OFFICER HERCULES 969 00:43:14,333 --> 00:43:16,267 WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE SQUEEZING AND THE GRIPPING? 970 00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:21,067 UH, THE NAME'S FRED, BY THE WAY. 971 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,100 YEAH, WHATEVER. 972 00:43:26,633 --> 00:43:28,667 MAN, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK. 973 00:43:28,733 --> 00:43:30,433 I SURE COULD USE A LITTLE PEACE AND QUIET. 974 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:32,733 RIDDLE ME THIS, UDDERED AVENGER. 975 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,067 WHAT WALKS AND TALKS LIKE A SUPERHERO 976 00:43:35,133 --> 00:43:36,533 BUT IS REALLY A COW? 977 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,733 DON'T YOU WALK AWAY, I'M ON TO YOU. 978 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:44,667 I THINK THIS "X" IS THE ENTRANCE TO YOUR HIDDEN COW HEADQUARTERS. 979 00:43:48,233 --> 00:43:50,567 SO WHAT'S ON TV LATER? 980 00:43:50,633 --> 00:43:53,100 OH... UH... HI. 981 00:43:53,167 --> 00:43:55,567 HEY... YOU... HOW'S STUFF? 982 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,067 LATER. 983 00:43:57,133 --> 00:43:58,800 SO, UM... 984 00:43:58,867 --> 00:44:01,300 UH, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALIVE. 985 00:44:01,367 --> 00:44:02,733 YEP, WE SURE ARE. 986 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,667 TURNS OUT WE, UH... 987 00:44:04,733 --> 00:44:07,633 DIDN'T PERISH AFTER REVEALING THOSE DEEP, PERSONAL SECRETS TO EACH OTHER. 988 00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:09,367 YEAH, , FUNNY. 989 00:44:09,433 --> 00:44:11,200 HILARIOUS. 990 00:44:11,267 --> 00:44:13,500 UH, OH, YEAH. 991 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,433 WELL, I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK. 992 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,567 IT'S REALLY GOOD TO CLEAR THE AIR. 993 00:44:21,633 --> 00:44:22,633 Bessy: HEY, SUPER DOOFUS. 994 00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:24,067 WELCOME BACK. 995 00:44:24,067 --> 00:44:26,100 YOU DONE GAMBLING THE LIVES OF EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT? 996 00:44:26,167 --> 00:44:27,800 YES, BESSY, DON'T WORRY. 997 00:44:27,867 --> 00:44:29,933 I MEAN, BEING A SUPERHERO'S GREAT, BUT... 998 00:44:30,067 --> 00:44:32,233 I THINK WE'RE ALL LOOKING FORWARD TO A NICE, LONG BREAK. 999 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:33,800 Pig: OH, YOU SAID IT. 1000 00:44:33,867 --> 00:44:34,833 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1001 00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:36,333 I NEED TO RECHARGE. 1002 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,333 OK, BREAK-TIME'S OVER. 1003 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,100 JUSTICE BROOD, ASSEMBLE. 1004 00:44:44,167 --> 00:44:45,800 MR. HAM TASTIC REPORTING. 1005 00:44:45,867 --> 00:44:48,233 AND PARANOID MAN- THERE ARE PEOPLE IN MY EYEBROWS. 1006 00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:50,267 AND THE GREEN ROOSTER. 1007 00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:51,833 DON'T FORGET RATBOY. 1008 00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:55,400 AND COWGIRL, MOO... 1009 00:44:55,467 --> 00:44:56,767 I'M STARTING TO LIKE THAT. 1010 00:44:56,833 --> 00:44:58,200 YEAH, SHE SOUNDS GOOD. 1011 00:44:58,267 --> 00:44:59,400 HAS A NICE RING TO IT. 1012 00:44:59,467 --> 00:45:00,967 Otis: COME ON, BROOD. 1013 00:45:01,067 --> 00:45:03,667 All: MOO... 1014 00:45:03,733 --> 00:45:04,967 Otis: WELL, WE CAN'T ALL SAY "MOO." 1015 00:45:05,067 --> 00:45:05,967 SOME OF YOU NEED NEW CATCHPHRASES. 1016 00:45:06,067 --> 00:45:07,233 Freddy: HOW ABOUT "NARF"? 1017 00:45:07,300 --> 00:45:08,500 Peck: THAT'S TAKEN. Freddy: AW, CRUD-MONKEYS. 1018 00:45:08,567 --> 00:45:09,867 Pig: THAT'S MINE. 1019 00:45:09,933 --> 00:45:10,800 Peck: HEY, WHAT ABOUT "WHACK 1020 00:45:10,867 --> 00:45:12,167 Abby: NO... Pip: LAME. 1021 00:45:12,233 --> 00:45:14,733 Freddy: OH, I GOT ONE, "HEY, DO NOT DISTURB." 1022 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,600 Abby: "DO NOT DISTURB," THAT'S WHAT YOU HANG ON A DOOR. 1023 00:45:55,633 --> 00:45:57,867 Low voice: OH... 1024 00:45:57,933 --> 00:45:59,600 High voice: MATION.