1 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:20,867 all: HI, EDDIE! 2 00:00:20,867 --> 00:00:23,700 - OTIS, GUYS, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT SWEET RIDE, YEAH? 3 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:25,067 - OH, WHAT, THIS? 4 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:26,967 IT'S JUST A COOL LITTLE INVENTION WE CAME UP WITH. 5 00:00:26,967 --> 00:00:28,200 WE CALL IT THE CORN CAR. 6 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,267 - IT'S A REAL WINGDINGER. 7 00:00:29,267 --> 00:00:31,400 LOOKS STYLISH AND AFFORDABLE, YEAH. 8 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,933 - IT'S POWERED BY CORN, WITH A RUGGED EIGHT-COB ENGINE. 9 00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:36,767 - WE EVEN WROTE A JINGLE TO HELP PROMOTE IT. 10 00:00:36,767 --> 00:00:38,433 * * 11 00:00:38,433 --> 00:00:40,567 all: * FOR A RIDE THAT'S HOT, JUST TOOT YOUR HORN * 12 00:00:40,567 --> 00:00:43,033 *AND DRIVE THE CAR THAT'S MADE FROM CORN * 13 00:00:43,033 --> 00:00:44,767 * CORN CAR * 14 00:00:44,767 --> 00:00:46,400 thud! 15 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,200 - A CAR LIKE THAT COULD MAKE MILLIONS, YEAH, MILLIONS! 16 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,533 - I KNOW. 17 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:52,067 UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE JUST DUMB BARN ANIMALS, 18 00:00:52,067 --> 00:00:53,533 SO WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET IT OFF THE GROUND. 19 00:00:53,533 --> 00:00:55,733 - WE'D MESS IT UP. - YEAH, WE'RE DUMB. 20 00:00:55,733 --> 00:00:58,233 - INCREDIBLY STUPID. - WE CAN'T DO NOTHING. 21 00:00:58,233 --> 00:00:59,400 - OUT OF MY WAY, MUGS! 22 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,633 - OOH! 23 00:01:00,633 --> 00:01:01,800 - EDDIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 24 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,433 - I'M JACKING THIS JALOPY, SEE? 25 00:01:03,433 --> 00:01:05,633 AND I'M GOING TO MAKE A MINT, YEAH. 26 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:08,333 SO LONG, SUCKERS. 27 00:01:14,067 --> 00:01:15,800 - PAPA MOUSE TO DIRTY BIRDS. 28 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:16,800 YOU ARE GO FOR FREE CORN. 29 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,167 REPEAT, YOU ARE GO. 30 00:01:18,167 --> 00:01:19,700 - 10-4, TINY MOUSE. 31 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:21,633 TAKE HER DOWN. 32 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:27,333 [crows laughing] 33 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:28,833 - WHAT THE--HEY! 34 00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:30,200 LAY OFF, YOU GUYS, 35 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,233 OR I'LL HAVE TO GET ROUGH WITH YOU, SEE? 36 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:39,133 - NEXT STOP: CANADA! 37 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:40,067 - NO, NOT CANADA. 38 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:41,267 ANYTHING BUT THAT! 39 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:42,633 YOU MUGS SET ME UP! 40 00:01:42,633 --> 00:01:44,567 I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS BUT GOOD, SEE? 41 00:01:44,567 --> 00:01:47,067 YEAH, SEE? YEAH! WHAA! 42 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:48,767 - BYE, EDDIE. 43 00:01:48,767 --> 00:01:50,567 - SO LONG! - GOOD RIDDANCE! 44 00:01:50,567 --> 00:01:52,633 - I'M NOT WEARING A GIRDLE! 45 00:01:54,933 --> 00:01:57,333 - WELL, I GUESS EDDIE WILL GET WHAT'S COMING TO HIM. 46 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:58,633 - YUP, HE'LL BE TRAPPED FOREVER 47 00:01:58,633 --> 00:02:00,567 IN THE HORRIBLE LAND BEYOND MONTANA. 48 00:02:00,567 --> 00:02:03,067 WHO KNOWS WHAT DREADFUL FATE AWAITS HIM THERE? 49 00:02:03,067 --> 00:02:05,200 - AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS, 50 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,067 [swing music] 51 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:14,933 * * 52 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:19,833 - AH, MES AMIS. 53 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:22,200 ZE FAT AMERICAN CORN, SHE IS SWEET, NO? 54 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,133 - AND ZE BLOATED AMERICAN ANIMALS 55 00:02:24,133 --> 00:02:26,067 ARE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. 56 00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:29,767 [boisterous laughter] 57 00:02:29,767 --> 00:02:31,433 - WHAT IS THAT THING ON YOUR FACE? 58 00:02:31,433 --> 00:02:32,667 - I HAVE A TING ON MY FACE? 59 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:34,633 - HOW DO YOU MAKE IT MOVE LIKE THAT? 60 00:02:34,633 --> 00:02:35,967 - WHAT IT IS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT? 61 00:02:35,967 --> 00:02:38,167 - [with German accent] ATTENTION, CANADIAN CROWS! 62 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:40,067 STEP AWAY FROM THE CORN. 63 00:02:40,067 --> 00:02:41,633 [all gasp] - GASP! 64 00:02:41,633 --> 00:02:43,067 - I AM THE BOVINATOR. 65 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:46,100 I HAVE BEEN SENT FROM THE FUTURE TO DESTROY YOU. 66 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:48,500 PREPARE TO BE BOVINATED. 67 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:50,867 [whirring] 68 00:02:50,867 --> 00:02:53,333 - FLY, MES AMIS, FLY! 69 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:56,367 [all yelling] 70 00:02:56,367 --> 00:02:58,900 - HASTA LA VISTA, LOSERS. 71 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,767 - WOW, OTIS, YOUR NEW SCARE-COW WORKS GREAT. 72 00:03:00,767 --> 00:03:03,100 - THAT'S BECAUSE CANADIANS FEAR SCIENCE. 73 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,200 NOW WE HAVE THE REST OF THE DAY TO JUST SIT BACK AND-- 74 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,067 - MAIL CALL! 75 00:03:07,067 --> 00:03:09,067 - OW. 76 00:03:09,067 --> 00:03:10,467 - HI, OTIS. WHAT YOU GET? 77 00:03:10,467 --> 00:03:11,833 - OH, IS THAT MY MAN GIRDLE? 78 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:13,733 I HAD IT SENT TO YOU SO I WOULDN'T BE EMBARRASSED. 79 00:03:13,733 --> 00:03:16,400 [birds squawking] 80 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,967 - IT IS NOT A MAN GIRDLE. 81 00:03:17,967 --> 00:03:19,200 IT'S FROM MY OLD FRIEND EDDIE. 82 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,633 IT SAYS HE'S COMING FOR A VISIT. 83 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:21,767 - EDDIE? I LOVE EDDIE! 84 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:23,500 EDDIE'S THE BEST! WHO'S EDDIE? 85 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,467 - WELL, BEFORE I MET PIP, EDDIE WAS MY BEST FRIEND. 86 00:03:25,467 --> 00:03:27,200 WE WERE INSEPARABLE... 87 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,333 UNTIL HE BETRAYED ME. 88 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:30,433 - WHAT HAPPENED? 89 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:32,067 - I CAME UP WITH A THING CALLED PIZZA GUM. 90 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:34,600 IT WAS A MILLION-DOLLAR IDEA, AND EDDIE STOLE IT. 91 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,233 - THAT'S A BUM RAP. 92 00:03:36,233 --> 00:03:37,467 - [screams] 93 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,533 - [yells] 94 00:03:38,533 --> 00:03:39,867 - OW! DON'T HURT ME! 95 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:41,700 - I NEVER STOLE NOTHING FROM NOBODY, SEE? 96 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:42,800 AH, SEE? 97 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,500 - HEY, IT'S A FISH. 98 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,467 - A WALKING CATFISH, TO BE PRECISE. 99 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:48,300 THEIR EXPANDED LUNG CAPACITY ALLOWS THEM TO-- 100 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:49,667 AH, YOU DON'T CARE. 101 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:50,700 - CORRECT. - SURE DON'T. 102 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:51,900 - EDDIE, YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE, 103 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:53,200 SHOWING YOUR FACE AROUND HERE. 104 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,133 - OTIS, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, SEE? 105 00:03:55,133 --> 00:03:57,567 I ONLY BORROWED YOUR IDEA FOR PIZZA GUM, YEAH. 106 00:03:57,567 --> 00:03:58,933 I WAS GOING TO MAKE A COOL MILLION 107 00:03:58,933 --> 00:04:01,100 AND SHARE THE LOOT WITH YOU, HONEST, SEE, YEAH. 108 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,333 - WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU? 109 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:04,233 - WE HAD A TINY PROBLEM WITH THE PROTOTYPE, YEAH. 110 00:04:04,233 --> 00:04:05,467 - FREE GUM! - MMM! 111 00:04:05,467 --> 00:04:09,200 - UH, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO-- 112 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,067 - HERE; I THINK THIS IS YOURS. 113 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:12,933 - YEAH, THERE'S THIS. - THANKS. 114 00:04:12,933 --> 00:04:14,967 - OH, HERE'S YOUR EYE. 115 00:04:14,967 --> 00:04:17,200 - THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN WE TESTED THE GUM, SEE? 116 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,267 I WAS DISGRACED THROUGHOUT THE BUSINESS COMMUNITY. 117 00:04:19,267 --> 00:04:20,867 BUT I DIDN'T WANT OTIS TO CATCH THE HEAT, 118 00:04:20,867 --> 00:04:23,067 SO I TOOK THE FALL FOR HIM, YEAH, SEE, YEAH? 119 00:04:23,067 --> 00:04:24,467 - WELL, HOW NOBLE. - HOW THOUGHTFUL. 120 00:04:24,467 --> 00:04:25,600 - YOU'RE A STAND-UP GUY. 121 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,267 - EDDIE, I--I HAD NO IDEA. 122 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,433 TELL YOU WHAT, BUDDY; 123 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:30,333 YOU CAN STAY HERE AS LONG AS YOU WANT. 124 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:31,267 - SAY, THAT'S SWELL. 125 00:04:31,267 --> 00:04:33,367 IT'LL BE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES... 126 00:04:33,367 --> 00:04:34,833 EXCEPT FOR ALL THAT WEIGHT YOU PUT ON. 127 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:35,833 [laughter] 128 00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:37,600 - I GUESS I HAVE PACKED ON A-- 129 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:38,900 RACE YOU TO THAT TREE! 130 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:41,533 [laughter] 131 00:04:41,533 --> 00:04:42,867 OH, GOOD TIMES! 132 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:44,500 - I DON'T KNOW IF I TRUST THIS GUY. 133 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:45,867 - I THINK HE SEEMS ON THE LEVEL. 134 00:04:45,867 --> 00:04:48,100 - I DON'T WEAR A GIRDLE! 135 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:50,200 I MEAN, HEY, FREE GUM. 136 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,233 - UH, WAIT JUST A MINUTE-- 137 00:04:51,233 --> 00:04:52,933 AH, BOY! 138 00:04:52,933 --> 00:04:55,933 [upbeat swing music] 139 00:04:55,933 --> 00:05:04,400 * * 140 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,367 - [screams] 141 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:06,733 [laughter] 142 00:05:25,133 --> 00:05:27,833 - WOW, EDDIE! YOU ARE TONS OF FUN. 143 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:28,733 - YOU ROCK, BUDDY. 144 00:05:28,733 --> 00:05:29,867 - I LOVE YOU, EDDIE! 145 00:05:29,867 --> 00:05:31,433 - [hysterically] I LOVE EDDIE MORE! 146 00:05:31,433 --> 00:05:32,567 - AW, YOU MUGS ARE SWEET. 147 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:33,633 HOW ABOUT YOU, MOUSE? 148 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:35,067 WHY SO QUIET? DON'T YOU LIKE ME? 149 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:36,467 - NOT SURE YET. 150 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:38,533 JUST DON'T MESS WITH OTIS. HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 151 00:05:38,533 --> 00:05:41,533 - HMM, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, SEE? 152 00:05:41,533 --> 00:05:45,733 YEAH. 153 00:05:45,733 --> 00:05:47,167 - WELL, THE FUN'S NOT OVER YET. 154 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:49,067 WHO'S UP FOR SOME SPORTS BLOOPERS? 155 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:50,500 - I'M IN. MAKE SOME ROOM UP THERE, BIG GUY. 156 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:51,567 - YOU GOT IT, PIPSTER. 157 00:05:51,567 --> 00:05:53,633 - BACK OFF, SEE? THIS IS MY SPOT. 158 00:05:53,633 --> 00:05:55,067 [all gasp] 159 00:05:55,067 --> 00:05:56,733 - DUDE, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 160 00:05:56,733 --> 00:05:58,267 - LISTEN, MUG, I'M THE ONLY ONE 161 00:05:58,267 --> 00:06:00,067 WHO SITS ON OTIS' SHOULDER AROUND HERE. 162 00:06:00,067 --> 00:06:03,300 GET ME? NOW, TAKE THAT. 163 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:04,433 - EDDIE! - HOW COULD YOU? 164 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:05,867 - THAT'S NOT NICE. - BAD CATFISH. 165 00:06:05,867 --> 00:06:08,067 - EDDIE, WHAT THE CUD? THAT WAS TOTALLY OUT OF LINE. 166 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:09,433 - AW, FORGET THAT MOUSE, OTIS. 167 00:06:09,433 --> 00:06:11,467 HE'S A SAP, A MUG, A TWO-BIT CHEESE NIBBLER. 168 00:06:11,467 --> 00:06:13,700 - HE IS NOT! - HOW DARE YOU, SIR? 169 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:15,300 - YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT PIP, EDDIE. 170 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:18,067 HE'S THE COOLEST, SMARTEST, FUNNIEST CHEESE NIBBLER EVER. 171 00:06:18,067 --> 00:06:19,167 - YEAH! - THAT'S RIGHT. 172 00:06:19,167 --> 00:06:20,500 - WE LOVE HIM. - HE'S CUTE. 173 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,967 - I'M SORRY, OTIS. 174 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:23,133 I THOUGHT THE LITTLE GUY 175 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,600 WAS GOING TO PELLET ON YOUR SHOULDER. 176 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,067 I'LL GO APOLOGIZE TO HIM RIGHT NOW, YEAH. 177 00:06:27,067 --> 00:06:29,200 AND I'LL TELL HIM EXACTLY WHAT YOU JUST SAID ABOUT HIM. 178 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,467 - SEE THAT YOU DO. 179 00:06:31,467 --> 00:06:34,633 - [sputtering] 180 00:06:34,633 --> 00:06:36,367 - YEAH, JUST THE MUG I WANTED TO SEE, SEE? 181 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:38,067 YEAH. - YOU'RE DONE, CATFISH. 182 00:06:38,067 --> 00:06:40,133 OTIS IS GOING TO TOSS YOU OUT OF THE BARNYARD FOR THIS. 183 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,700 - LISTEN, WHISKERS. OTIS IS ON MY SIDE. 184 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:43,567 HE SAID I WAS RIGHT TO KICK YOU OFF HIS SHOULDER. 185 00:06:43,567 --> 00:06:46,333 IN FACT, HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE DEAD TO HIM 186 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:47,800 NOW THAT I'M BACK IN HIS LIFE, SEE? 187 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,067 - WHAT? NO WAY. 188 00:06:49,067 --> 00:06:50,933 OTIS WOULD NEVER SAY THAT. 189 00:06:50,933 --> 00:06:53,167 - HE USED THOSE VERY WORDS. YOU CAN ASK HIM YOURSELF, SEE? 190 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:56,367 IN FACT, I DARE YOU. YEAH. 191 00:06:56,367 --> 00:06:58,633 - OTIS! OTIS! 192 00:06:58,633 --> 00:07:00,500 OTIS, IS WHAT EDDIE JUST SAID TRUE? 193 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,067 DID YOU REALLY SAY THOSE THINGS ABOUT ME? 194 00:07:02,067 --> 00:07:03,367 - YES, PIP, I DID SAY THOSE THINGS, 195 00:07:03,367 --> 00:07:06,067 AND I MEANT EVERY WORD OF IT. 196 00:07:06,067 --> 00:07:09,100 - SO THAT'S HOW IT IS? FINE! 197 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:11,100 - EVERYBODY LOVES EACH OTHER NOW. 198 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:12,633 - WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE, YOU MUG? YEAH. 199 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,833 FISH, SEE? BLOW IT OFF. YEAH! 200 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:19,933 - I CAN'T BELIEVE OTIS SAID THOSE THINGS. 201 00:07:19,933 --> 00:07:22,267 WELL, WHO CARES? I DON'T NEED HIM. 202 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:24,567 OH, IT HURTS SO MUCH! 203 00:07:24,567 --> 00:07:26,533 [dramatic music] 204 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:29,067 - OH, WE HEARD THE WHOLE THING, MON AMI. 205 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:31,267 THE FAT COW, HE HAS ABANDONED YOU, NO? 206 00:07:31,267 --> 00:07:33,833 - THE MILK OF BETRAYAL IS BITTER, NO? 207 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:35,367 - LEAVE ME ALONE. 208 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:38,600 - BUT, MON AMI, WE DESPISE THE FAT COW TOO. 209 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,700 YOU JOIN WITH US, AND WE CAN TOTALLY GET HIM IN TROUBLE 210 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:42,633 WITH ZE FARMER. 211 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:44,067 - RIGHT, LIKE I'D REALLY HOOK UP 212 00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:45,933 WITH A BUNCH OF LYING, NASTY CROWS. 213 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:48,100 - UP HIGH, FISH GUY! 214 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,333 - TOO SLOW, YOU LOUSY MUG. 215 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,167 [laughter] - YOU'RE THE BEST. 216 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:53,367 - OH, YOU'VE GOT SOFT SHOULDERS, YEAH. 217 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,633 - I'M IN. 218 00:07:56,633 --> 00:07:59,267 [crows laughing] 219 00:07:59,267 --> 00:08:00,333 - NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 220 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:01,333 - TRES BIEN. 221 00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:03,367 - WELCOME TO THE TEAM. 222 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:08,067 - WHAA, YOU LANDED ON VICTORY BOULEVARD, SEE? 223 00:08:08,067 --> 00:08:09,333 PAY UP, PORKY. 224 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:10,933 - OKAY, YOU GOT ME. 225 00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:12,433 - HEY, GUYS, HAS ANYONE SEEN PIP? 226 00:08:12,433 --> 00:08:13,933 - OH, I--I JUST REMEMBERED. 227 00:08:13,933 --> 00:08:15,267 PIP SAID HE WAS HEADED TO THE MALL 228 00:08:15,267 --> 00:08:17,533 TO BUY YOU A "WORLD'S BEST BUDDY" MUG. 229 00:08:17,533 --> 00:08:18,933 - REALLY? THAT CRAZY NUT. 230 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,100 HE'S SO THOUGHTFUL. 231 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,267 DID HE SAY WHEN HE'D BE BACK? 232 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:22,533 - HERE'S THE THING, SEE. 233 00:08:22,533 --> 00:08:24,467 SAID HE WAS GOING TO VISIT HIS COUSIN MANNY AFTER. 234 00:08:24,467 --> 00:08:25,667 SAID HE'D BE BACK IN A FEW DAYS. 235 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:27,167 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, SEE? 236 00:08:27,167 --> 00:08:29,400 - WEIRD, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HIM HAVING A COUSIN MANNY. 237 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,667 - WELL, TURNS OUT HE DOES. YEAH, SEE? 238 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:32,667 - YEAH. - SEE? 239 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:33,667 - YEAH. - SEE? 240 00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:34,767 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 241 00:08:34,767 --> 00:08:36,067 SAY, LET'S PLAY A PARTY GAME. 242 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:38,400 - OH, THAT SOUNDS FUNNY, EDDIE. WHAT'S THE GAME? 243 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,767 - IT'S CALLED MARKETING BRAINSTORM. 244 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:42,967 YOU GUYS SHOUT OUT WHAT YOU LIKE TO SEE IN A NEW PLUSH TOY, 245 00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:44,500 AND I WRITE THE IDEAS DOWN. 246 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,300 YEAH, FUN. WHAA! 247 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:47,233 - PLUSH TOY, HUH? 248 00:08:47,233 --> 00:08:48,733 LET'S SEE. 249 00:08:48,733 --> 00:08:49,933 - EXTRA HUGABILITY. 250 00:08:49,933 --> 00:08:51,333 - OOH! PROPELLORS, PROPELLORS! 251 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:53,233 - ANTIBIOTICS! - LIP GLOSS, LIP GLOSS! 252 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,700 - OH, I KNOW; WHAT ABOUT A PIZZA-FLAVORED PLUSH TOY? 253 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:56,733 - OOH! - NICE. 254 00:08:56,733 --> 00:08:57,967 - I LIKE IT. 255 00:08:57,967 --> 00:08:59,267 - YEAH, THAT'S THE STUFF. 256 00:08:59,267 --> 00:09:00,533 YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY GOOD. 257 00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:03,500 NOW LET'S TALK VIDEO GAMES. WHAA! 258 00:09:06,733 --> 00:09:08,967 - PREPARE TO BE BOVINATED. 259 00:09:08,967 --> 00:09:10,867 PREPARE TO BE BOVINATED. 260 00:09:10,867 --> 00:09:11,800 PREPARE TO BE-- 261 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,867 PARE TO BE BO...VIN...ATED. 262 00:09:13,867 --> 00:09:15,500 - IT WAS SET ON AUTOMATIC. 263 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,067 OTIS AND THE OTHERS ARE PLAYING POKER. 264 00:09:17,067 --> 00:09:18,233 QUICK, GRAB THE CORN. 265 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:19,467 - WELL DONE, TINY MOUSE. 266 00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:21,700 THE FAT COW WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE FOR THIS, 267 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:24,333 AND YOU WILL HAVE YOUR REVENGE. 268 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:25,467 - SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. 269 00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:26,767 - OH, OUI. 270 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:30,667 HE AND THE OTHER STUPID ANIMALS WILL WEEP AND CRY 271 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:33,267 AND NEVER KNOW 'APPINESS AGAIN. 272 00:09:33,267 --> 00:09:34,300 [laughter] 273 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:36,067 - YEAH. WEEP AND CRY. 274 00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:38,067 THAT'LL BE...GREAT. 275 00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:40,300 AND--AH, WHO AM I KIDDING? 276 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:42,467 I CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS. 277 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,300 - AH, GOOD IDEA, LITTLE MOUSE. 278 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:50,067 WE WILL CELEBRATE OUR TRIUMPH WITH FIREWORKS. 279 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:50,967 - NO, STUPID. 280 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:52,867 THE MOUSE HAS BETRAYED US. 281 00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:55,600 - THEN I SPIT ON YOU. POO! 282 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,267 - AH, THAT GOT ON ME, HUH? 283 00:09:57,267 --> 00:09:58,333 - WELL, YOU WERE IN ZE WAY. 284 00:09:58,333 --> 00:09:59,867 I SAID I WAS SPITTING. 285 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,667 - GET LOST, CROWS. - GO AWAY! 286 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:02,967 - GET OUT OF HERE! - LOSERS! 287 00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:05,800 - TO ZE SKIES, MES AMIS! 288 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,033 - YOU NEED TO LEAVE. 289 00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:08,467 GOOD WORK, PIP. 290 00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:09,900 HOW'D YOU KNOW THE CROWS WERE HERE? 291 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,500 - BECAUSE I WAS HELPING STEAL THE CORN. 292 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,733 - GOOD THINKING. 293 00:10:12,733 --> 00:10:14,633 I WOULD HAVE DONE THE EXACT SAME--SHWA? 294 00:10:14,633 --> 00:10:16,600 - PIP, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 295 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,700 - BECAUSE OTIS IS A BIG DOPE. 296 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:18,733 HE ABANDONED ME FOR EDDIE. 297 00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:20,467 HE EVEN SAID I WAS DEAD TO HIM. 298 00:10:20,467 --> 00:10:21,600 - I DID NOT! 299 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,333 I SAID YOU WERE THE BEST FRIEND EVER. 300 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:24,500 - THAT'S NOT WHAT HE TOLD ME. 301 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,467 - FELLAS, SOUNDS LIKE THAT CATFISH 302 00:10:26,467 --> 00:10:28,567 HAS BEEN DOING A MESS OF LYING. 303 00:10:28,567 --> 00:10:30,033 - THAT SLIMY BOTTOM-FEEDER! 304 00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:32,467 HE WAS ONLY USING US TO GET MORE COOL PRODUCT IDEAS, 305 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:34,600 JUST LIKE HE DID WITH PIZZA GUM. 306 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,967 THAT CATFISH IS GOING DOWN. 307 00:10:36,967 --> 00:10:38,733 [dramatic music] 308 00:10:38,733 --> 00:10:40,933 - YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A HIT? 309 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:44,500 A THING WITH ANOTHER THING THAT GOES, "WHOO!" 310 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,767 - GOOD IDEA, POPS. 311 00:10:45,767 --> 00:10:47,600 YOU'RE REALLY THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX, YEAH. 312 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,833 [horn blows] 313 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,933 WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS, SEE? 314 00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:53,933 [horn blowing] 315 00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:04,800 all: HI, EDDIE! 316 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,633 - OTIS, GUYS, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT SWEET RIDE, YEAH? 317 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:09,067 - OH, WHAT, THIS? 318 00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:10,900 IT'S JUST A COOL LITTLE INVENTION WE CAME UP WITH. 319 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:12,133 WE CALL IT THE CORN CAR. 320 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:13,200 - IT'S A REAL WINGDINGER. 321 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,333 LOOKS STYLISH AND AFFORDABLE, YEAH. 322 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,867 - IT'S POWERED BY CORN, WITH A RUGGED EIGHT-COB ENGINE. 323 00:11:17,867 --> 00:11:20,700 - WE EVEN WROTE A JINGLE TO HELP PROMOTE IT. 324 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,367 * * 325 00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:24,500 all: * FOR A RIDE THAT'S HOT, JUST TOOT YOUR HORN * 326 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,967 *AND DRIVE THE CAR THAT'S MADE FROM CORN * 327 00:11:26,967 --> 00:11:28,700 * CORN CAR * 328 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,333 thud! 329 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:33,133 - A CAR LIKE THAT COULD MAKE MILLIONS, YEAH, MILLIONS! 330 00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:34,467 - I KNOW. 331 00:11:34,467 --> 00:11:36,067 UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE JUST DUMB BARN ANIMALS, 332 00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:37,467 SO WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET IT OFF THE GROUND. 333 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:39,667 - WE'D MESS IT UP. - YEAH, WE'RE DUMB. 334 00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:42,167 - INCREDIBLY STUPID. - WE CAN'T DO NOTHING. 335 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:43,333 - OUT OF MY WAY, MUGS! 336 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:44,500 - OOH! 337 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,667 - EDDIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 338 00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,300 - I'M JACKING THIS JALOPY, SEE? 339 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,500 AND I'M GOING TO MAKE A MINT, YEAH. 340 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,200 SO LONG, SUCKERS. 341 00:11:57,867 --> 00:11:59,667 - PAPA MOUSE TO DIRTY BIRDS. 342 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:00,733 YOU ARE GO FOR FREE CORN. 343 00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:02,100 REPEAT, YOU ARE GO. 344 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,633 - 10-4, TINY MOUSE. 345 00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:05,567 TAKE HER DOWN. 346 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,267 [crows laughing] 347 00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:12,767 - WHAT THE--HEY! 348 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:14,133 LAY OFF, YOU GUYS, 349 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,167 OR I'LL HAVE TO GET ROUGH WITH YOU, SEE? 350 00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:23,067 - NEXT STOP: CANADA! 351 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:23,967 - NO, NOT CANADA. 352 00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:25,200 ANYTHING BUT THAT! 353 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,567 YOU MUGS SET ME UP! 354 00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:28,500 I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS BUT GOOD, SEE? 355 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,967 YEAH, SEE? YEAH! WHAA! 356 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,700 - BYE, EDDIE. 357 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,500 - SO LONG! - GOOD RIDDANCE! 358 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,567 - I'M NOT WEARING A GIRDLE! 359 00:12:38,867 --> 00:12:41,267 - WELL, I GUESS EDDIE WILL GET WHAT'S COMING TO HIM. 360 00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:42,567 - YUP, HE'LL BE TRAPPED FOREVER 361 00:12:42,567 --> 00:12:44,433 IN THE HORRIBLE LAND BEYOND MONTANA. 362 00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:46,933 WHO KNOWS WHAT DREADFUL FATE AWAITS HIM THERE? 363 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,700 - AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS, 364 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:51,867 THE FABULOUS NEW CANADIAN CORN CAR 365 00:12:51,867 --> 00:12:54,133 THAT'S TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM. 366 00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:56,300 THE INVENTOR OF THIS BABY'S GOING TO BE RICH 367 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,200 BEYOND HIS WILDEST DREAMS. 368 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,167 HOT DIGGITY! 369 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:03,600 - HA! WE SURE SHOWED EDDIE. 370 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,667 - YOU'RE NOT BRIGHT. 371 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,567 - THANKS. I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT. 372 00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:12,267 [suspenseful music] 373 00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:19,467 * * 374 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,733 - HURRY, GUYS. 375 00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:23,500 LET'S GET THESE EXPLODING BEGONIAS PLANTED 376 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,733 BEFORE MRS. BEADY SPOTS US. 377 00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,633 - OTIS, WHY ARE WE PICKING ON MRS. BEADY? 378 00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:28,200 SHE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING TO US IN DAYS. 379 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,967 - YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE STUFF SHE DID LAST WEEK? 380 00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:32,967 [all screaming] 381 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:35,700 [all screaming] 382 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:39,267 [all screaming] 383 00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:41,700 - UH, OTIS, THAT LAST THING NEVER HAPPENED. 384 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,667 - YEAH, BUT SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 385 00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:46,367 - HEY, GUYS, I HAVE A VASE THESE WOULD BE PERFECT FOR. 386 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,867 - NO, FREDDY. 387 00:13:47,867 --> 00:13:49,867 [explosion] 388 00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:51,400 UH, HOW DUMB ARE YOU? 389 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,067 - HEY, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 390 00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:54,200 [explosion] 391 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,433 - WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE? 392 00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:58,467 IT'S THOSE TALKING ANIMALS. 393 00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:01,233 WELL, THIS TIME I'LL BE READY FOR 'EM. 394 00:14:01,233 --> 00:14:03,733 - SCOOTER! 395 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:07,633 - WHERE IS IT? 396 00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:09,600 AHA! 397 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,100 I'LL TEACH THOSE TROUBLEMAKERS TO SNOOP AROUND IN MY GARDEN. 398 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,200 THEY'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM. 399 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,533 GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FILTHY-- 400 00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:18,967 MOTHER BEADY? 401 00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:20,433 - NO, IT'S THE QUEEN OF SHEBA. 402 00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:21,767 COURSE IT'S ME. 403 00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:22,800 - BUT I THOUGHT-- 404 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,100 - NATHAN, MOMMY'S HERE! 405 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,667 [tires squealing] 406 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,433 crash! 407 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,167 UGH! IT'S LIKE A STABLE IN HERE. 408 00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:34,933 WHY MY NATHAN STAYS WITH YOU, I'LL NEVER KNOW. 409 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:35,967 - HEY, MOM. 410 00:14:35,967 --> 00:14:38,167 - NATHAN! 411 00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,433 SWEET SASSAFRAS! 412 00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:42,200 YOU LOOK FRIGHTFUL. 413 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,333 WHAT'S THIS WOMAN FEEDING YOU, OTHER THAN MISERY? 414 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:47,867 YOU'RE FEEDING HIM MISERY! 415 00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:50,600 - WOW, MRS. BEADY'S MOTHER-IN-LAW'S A BEAST. 416 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,467 - I KNOW; SHE'S DOING OUR JOB FOR US. 417 00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,133 WE DIDN'T EVEN NEED EXPLODING BEGONIAS. 418 00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:56,067 - OOH, THEN WE CAN KEEP THEM. 419 00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,233 [explosion] 420 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,767 - EAT, NATHAN, EAT. 421 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,300 WE NEED TO FATTEN YOU UP 422 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,167 SO YOU CAN ATTRACT A SUITABLE WIFE. 423 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:05,600 - BUT I'M HIS WIFE. 424 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,733 - THERE ARE LAWYERS FOR THAT. 425 00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:10,433 - YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO OFFENSIVE. 426 00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:12,533 - NATHAN, WHAT'S SHE SAYING? 427 00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:14,200 I DON'T SPEAK HAG! 428 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,600 - THAT'S IT! 429 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,200 I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS. 430 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,100 NATHAN, EITHER SHE GOES OR I GO. 431 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,267 - LET'S SEE-- 432 00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:25,333 - I'M WALKING OUT THAT DOOR UNLESS YOU STOP ME. 433 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,900 - I-- 434 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,267 - NO? - [gagging] 435 00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:30,667 - ALL RIGHT, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE. 436 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,267 GOOD-BYE. 437 00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:33,300 - [sputters] 438 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,400 - THAT'S IT, DARLING. EAT UP. 439 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,567 WE'LL HAVE THE LOCKS CHANGED TOMORROW. 440 00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:39,200 - I HAVE MANY DEAR FRIENDS 441 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,900 WHO'D BE HAPPY TO TAKE ME IN DURING MY TIME OF CRISIS. 442 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,067 - HELLO? - HELLO, MARCIA? 443 00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:46,700 NORA BEADY. 444 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,333 YOU BAGGED MY GROCERIES LAST WEEK, 445 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,600 AND I WAS WONDERING-- 446 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,800 [dial tone beeping] 447 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,433 WELL, I HAVE PLENTY OF OTHER FRIENDS. 448 00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:57,333 FINE, I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITH YOU EITHER, 449 00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,067 MRS. RHODA L. ZAZIZERWITZ! 450 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,667 OH, WHATEVER. 451 00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:03,133 I'M NOT GOING BACK HOME. 452 00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:06,600 I HAVE MY PRIDE. 453 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,067 WHY, I'D RATHER STAY WITH THOSE TALKING BARN ANIMALS 454 00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:11,600 THAN GIVE IN TO THAT SHREW WOMAN. 455 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,467 FORTUNATELY, THE WEATHER'S NICE, 456 00:16:13,467 --> 00:16:14,667 SO I DON'T REQUIRE SHEL-- 457 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:17,700 [thunderclap] 458 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,067 [melancholy music] 459 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:27,333 * * 460 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:28,900 - MRS. BEADY ALERT. 461 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,167 - BATTLE STATIONS! 462 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,333 LOAD THE PIE CANNONS. 463 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,833 GET THE MUSTARD HOSE. 464 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,067 ON MY SIGNAL. 465 00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:35,667 READY, AIM... 466 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:36,667 SHWA? 467 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,133 - WHAT THE HECK IS SHE DOING? 468 00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:40,967 - YOO-HOO! TALKING ANIMALS! 469 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:44,667 I COME IN THE SPIRIT OF PEACE BETWEEN OUR PEOPLES. 470 00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,767 - WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU. GO AWAY. 471 00:16:46,767 --> 00:16:48,300 - PLEASE. 472 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,767 I NEED A PLACE TO STAY, AND YOU'RE MY ONLY VIABLE OPTION. 473 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:54,267 - OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, GO AWAY. 474 00:16:54,267 --> 00:16:56,833 - ALL RIGHT. I UNDERSTAND. 475 00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:59,100 I'LL JUST STAY OUT HERE, THEN. 476 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,933 - YES, THAT IS MUCH BETTER FOR US. 477 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:05,400 SO POKER NIGHT. WHO'S IN? 478 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,400 - OTIS, WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE MRS. BEADY OUT THERE 479 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,500 IN THE RAIN. 480 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,667 - I'M PRETTY SURE WE CAN. 481 00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,200 - LOOKS LIKE SHE'S STARTING TO SHIVER. 482 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,300 - SHIVER WITH HATE. 483 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,667 - HEY, I THINK HER LIPS ARE TURNING BLUE. 484 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:14,733 - BLUE WITH HATE. 485 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,233 - SHE'S WEEPING. - WEEPING WITH HATE. 486 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:20,433 - [weeping] 487 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,667 - AH, FINE! 488 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:34,167 - YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING, OTIS. 489 00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:36,267 - "BLABBITY, BLABBITY, OTIS." 490 00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:37,967 HEY, HATEPANTS. GET IN HERE. 491 00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:39,633 - THANK YOU! 492 00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:41,267 - EH, EH. 493 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,400 UNDER ONE CONDITION: 494 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,800 YOU PROMISE NEVER TO TRY TO EXPOSE US AGAIN. 495 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,967 - I PROMISE. I PROMISE. 496 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,867 - OKAY. 497 00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:53,933 - OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU ALL. 498 00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:56,900 UGH! YOU LET THE TALKING PIG LIVE HERE? 499 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,467 - OKAY, BAD IDEA. 500 00:17:58,467 --> 00:17:59,633 - NO, NO. I'LL BE GOOD. 501 00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:01,167 I'LL BE THE PERFECT GUEST. 502 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,833 YOU'LL HARDLY EVEN KNOW I'M HERE. 503 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:07,600 [humming] 504 00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:12,267 [upbeat music] 505 00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:14,100 OOH, HOO, YEAH. 506 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,967 [hoedown music] 507 00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:18,967 [accordion music] 508 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:24,667 * * 509 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:25,867 [animals groan] 510 00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:28,300 - I WAS SO WRONG ABOUT ALL OF YOU. 511 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,600 YOU'RE NOT FREAKS AT ALL. 512 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,967 YOU'RE WONDERFUL, GENEROUS PEOPLE. 513 00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:35,633 CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? 514 00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,867 - "FORGIVE" IS... - I DON'T KNOW. 515 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,567 - I'M NOT SO SURE. - DEFINE "FORGIVE." 516 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:40,667 - OH, WHAT A RELIEF. 517 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,800 YOU KNOW, I FEEL SO COMFORTABLE HERE, 518 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,067 LIKE I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE... 519 00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:47,267 INCLUDING THESE. 520 00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:48,700 [animals gasp] 521 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:51,133 SCOOT OVER. MAMA'S COMING IN. 522 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:58,300 ALL RIGHT, LOOKS LIKE I GOT THE TUB ALL TO MYSELF. 523 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,200 - HELP, I'M BLIND! 524 00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:02,767 - MRS. BEADY'S GOT TO GO. 525 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:03,733 - SHE'S BUMMING US OUT. 526 00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:04,900 - SHE'S JUST ALWAYS THERE. 527 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,400 - HER CORNS ARE HUGE. 528 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,833 - GUYS, GUYS, PLEASE. 529 00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:09,900 WE ALL AGREE THAT MRS. BEADY'S DRIVING US CRAZY. 530 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,067 SO PIG'S JUST GOING TO HAVE TO THROW HER OUT. 531 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,233 - OH, NOT ME, OTIS. 532 00:19:13,233 --> 00:19:15,067 I'M NOT GOOD AT GIVING BAD NEWS. 533 00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:17,367 [knocking at door and doorbell ringing] 534 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:18,733 * YOU'VE BEEN FIRED FROM YOUR JOB * 535 00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:20,067 * SO YOU CAN'T PAY THE BILLS * 536 00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:22,600 * AND, BY THE WAY, YOUR WIFE IS LEAVING TOO * 537 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,567 - OH! 538 00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:25,667 - OH, ALL RIGHT. I'LL JUST DO IT. 539 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,133 OKAY, OTIS. YOU CAN DO THIS. 540 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,533 JUST TELL HER SHE'S WEIRD AND GROSS 541 00:19:30,533 --> 00:19:32,200 AND WE DON'T WANT HER TO LIVE HERE ANYMORE. 542 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,767 SHE'LL TOTALLY BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND. 543 00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:34,800 - [crying] 544 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,200 - WHAT THE-- 545 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,967 UH, NORA? QUICK QUESTION. 546 00:19:40,967 --> 00:19:42,833 WHY IS YOUR FACE LEAKING? 547 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:46,800 - OH, TALKING COW, I MISS MY NATHAN TERRIBLY. 548 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,700 I WANT TO GO BACK HOME, BUT I CAN'T 549 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,400 AS LONG AS HIS HORRIBLE MOTHER'S THERE. 550 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,600 - REALLY? 551 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,733 WELL, I WAS ABOUT TO TELL YOU YOU CAN STAY HERE FOREVER, 552 00:19:54,733 --> 00:19:56,767 BUT IF YOU WANT, MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU SCARE HER OFF. 553 00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:58,233 - BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 554 00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:00,600 SHE'S NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING EXCEPT MY MOTHER, 555 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,033 AND SHE'S IN THE GALAPAGOS, 556 00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:04,967 TAGGING PUFFINS WITH HER QUILTING CLUB. 557 00:20:04,967 --> 00:20:06,233 - [dramatically] OR IS SHE? 558 00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:07,667 - YES, SHE IS. 559 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,567 - NO, I MEAN I'M GOING TO DRESS UP AS YOUR MOTHER. 560 00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:11,367 - OH, WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT? 561 00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:13,100 - WELL, I-- NEVER MIND. 562 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:16,500 - HERE'S LUNCH FOR MY BIG BOY. 563 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:19,433 - OH, MA, I'M GONNA BUST MY BRITCHES. 564 00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:21,700 THEN I'M GONNA HAVE TO BUY BIG-BOY BRITCHES. 565 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,167 - YOO-HOO! 566 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,533 LOOK WHO'S BACK. 567 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,433 AND I BROUGHT A VISITOR. 568 00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:29,667 IT'S MY MOTHER. 569 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:32,600 - YUP, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET UGLY. 570 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,600 - YOU! 571 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,767 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU 572 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,500 SINCE YOU POISONED US LAST THANKSGIVING. 573 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,667 TURKEY FONDUE? MORE LIKE TURKEY FON-DON'T. 574 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:42,000 - LOVELY TO SEE YOU TOO, DEAR. 575 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,333 I DIDN'T REALIZE ZOMBIES COULD COME OUT IN THE DAYLIGHT. 576 00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,767 - AND YOU LOOK FABULOUS. 577 00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:50,533 I GUESS BLOATED IS THE NEW BLACK. 578 00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:53,333 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M TAKING CARE OF MY SON. 579 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:55,067 - IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT? 580 00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,267 I DIDN'T WANT TO CRITICIZE, 581 00:20:56,267 --> 00:20:58,800 SO I'LL JUST CONDEMN YOU WITH MY EYES. 582 00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,833 - * LA LA LA * 583 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:00,933 I'M IGNORING YOU. 584 00:21:00,933 --> 00:21:02,233 OPEN UP, DARLING. 585 00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:03,200 HERE COMES PUDDING. 586 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,633 - MM-MM-MM. 587 00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:07,500 - LOOK, YOUR SMOTHERING HAS MADE HIM WILLFUL. 588 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,200 MOVE OVER! 589 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,500 CANARY GOES IN THE COAL MINE. 590 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,600 - MM-MM. 591 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,100 - CANARY GOES IN THE COAL MINE! 592 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,200 - [high-pitched scream] 593 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,933 - NOW HE'S DEAD IN YOUR TUM-TUM. 594 00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:20,933 - THAT'S NOT HOW HE LIKES IT. 595 00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:24,333 EAT UP, DARLING. 596 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,367 - HAVE ANOTHER BITE. 597 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,500 - DON'T EAT THAT. EAT THIS. 598 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,767 - OPEN UP FOR MAMA. 599 00:21:27,767 --> 00:21:29,933 - DON'T CHEW; JUST EAT. - DON'T EAT; JUST CHEW. 600 00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:31,167 - DON'T LOOK AT HER; LOOK AT ME. 601 00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,967 - YOU'RE CHOKING HIM. - YOU ARE. 602 00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,433 - HE SEEMS TO BE CHOKING. 603 00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:35,533 OH, GREAT. 604 00:21:35,533 --> 00:21:37,300 LOOK, YOU GOT SCHMUTZ ON HIS FACE. 605 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,367 I'LL GET IT. 606 00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:42,767 - HE ONLY LIKES HIS MOTHER'S SALIVA. 607 00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:46,233 - NO, STOP TOUCHING ME, OLD WOMEN! 608 00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:48,333 - UGH, LOOK AT THIS EARWAX. 609 00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:51,067 YOU CALL YOURSELF A MOTHER? BECAUSE I SURE DON'T. 610 00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:52,333 - HANG ON, NOW. 611 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:53,767 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT? 612 00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:54,833 - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. 613 00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:57,733 YOU GOTTA SCOOP IT OUT LIKE THIS. 614 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,467 - OH, DEAR! 615 00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:03,400 IT'S TOUCHING MY BRAIN! 616 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,433 - OH, HE'S SO PALE. 617 00:22:05,433 --> 00:22:06,800 HE NEEDS SOME COLOR. 618 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,933 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE PINCH TO THOSE CHEEKS? 619 00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:10,833 PINCH, PINCH, PINCH. PINCH, PINCH, PINCH. 620 00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:12,267 - WELL, YOU CALL THAT PINCHING? 621 00:22:12,267 --> 00:22:14,800 I'LL SHOW YOU PINCHING. 622 00:22:17,267 --> 00:22:18,533 - SOME MOTHER. 623 00:22:18,533 --> 00:22:20,667 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GAVE HIM A HAIRCUT? 624 00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,500 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT! 625 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,500 - OH, YOU JUST WATCH ME. 626 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,733 RELAX, DEAR. 627 00:22:25,733 --> 00:22:27,300 I'M JUST GOING TO DO A LITTLE SNIPPING. 628 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:29,067 - LET ME DO IT! TURN THIS WAY, DEAR. 629 00:22:29,067 --> 00:22:30,200 - LOOK, NOW YOU'RE SCARING HIM. 630 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,167 - HE HAS MY GOOD LOOKS. 631 00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:33,533 - HE CERTAINLY HAS YOUR MUSTACHE. 632 00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:34,933 - I'LL SHOW YOU A MUSTACHE. 633 00:22:34,933 --> 00:22:36,300 - THAT'S IT! 634 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:39,267 I'VE HAD IT! 635 00:22:39,267 --> 00:22:42,400 OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW! 636 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,500 - BUT, NATHAN, YOU NEED YOUR MAMA 637 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,167 TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. 638 00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:50,800 - I ALREADY GOT SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME: HER! 639 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,300 THE LESSER OF EVILS! 640 00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:53,533 - HER NAME'S NORA. 641 00:22:53,533 --> 00:22:54,567 - RIGHT, NORA. 642 00:22:54,567 --> 00:22:56,067 - OH, NATHAN! 643 00:22:56,067 --> 00:22:58,067 YOU DO CARE! 644 00:22:58,067 --> 00:22:59,467 - THAT'S A LITTLE CLOSE. 645 00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:01,800 - FINE. I KNOW WHEN I'M NOT WANTED. 646 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,533 - YOU'RE JUST LESS WANTED. 647 00:23:03,533 --> 00:23:04,967 BYE, MA. 648 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,867 - I'M NOT ANGRY. I'M JUST DISAPPOINTED. 649 00:23:07,867 --> 00:23:11,967 MOBILITY SCOOTER, AWAY! 650 00:23:11,967 --> 00:23:15,500 [tires squealing] 651 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,533 - I THOUGHT SHE'D NEVER LEAVE. 652 00:23:17,533 --> 00:23:19,333 NOW, WHAT ARE WE DOING FOR DINNER? 653 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:20,700 - GET OUT! 654 00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:26,833 - I WANT TO THANK YOU KIND ANIMALS 655 00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:29,367 FOR RESTORING PEACE IN MY HOME. 656 00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,367 - NO PROBLEM. JUST REMEMBER OUR DEAL. 657 00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:33,400 NO MORE TRYING TO EXPOSE US, RIGHT? 658 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,467 - OF COURSE NOT. 659 00:23:34,467 --> 00:23:36,233 WE'RE FRIENDS NOW. 660 00:23:36,233 --> 00:23:37,600 - MRS. BEADY, HERE. 661 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,267 YOU FORGOT YOUR WHITE FLAG. 662 00:23:39,267 --> 00:23:41,133 - OH, THANK YOU, FREDDY. 663 00:23:41,133 --> 00:23:46,067 LET THIS BE A SYMBOL OF OUR NEW AND ENDURING FRIENDSHIP. 664 00:23:46,067 --> 00:23:48,600 [screams] 665 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,133 OH, MY. 666 00:23:50,133 --> 00:23:51,900 THAT WAS STRANGE. 667 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:53,800 WHERE AM I? 668 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,400 - MRS. BEADY, ARE YOU OKAY? 669 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,867 - [screams] TALKING ANIMALS! 670 00:23:57,867 --> 00:23:59,667 NATHAN, GET MY VIDEO CAMERA! 671 00:23:59,667 --> 00:24:03,067 THE TALKING ANIMALS ARE BACK! 672 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,633 - WELL, IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED. 673 00:24:04,633 --> 00:24:07,400 - WAIT, HERE. HAVE A FLOW-- 674 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,633 WELL, THAT HAPPENED. 675 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,533 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com