>> I'M JUST HEADING
TO THE FIELDS, DUKE.
I'LL BE BACK.
>> CLEAR!
>> ALL RIGHT!
>> RAT-A-BUNGA!
>> * FROM THE HAYSTACKS *
* UP TO THE HILLTOPS *
* WE GO ON DANCING *
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> * THROUGH THE NIGHT *
>> OW! OW!
OKAY, OW.
OW!
>> * DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER NOW *
* GONNA PARTY BY *
* THE MORNING LIGHT *
* DO-SI-DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW *
* IT'S JUST THE WAY *
* WE ANIMALS ROLL *
>> HA-HA!
* *
whoosh!
>> ICE COW TO WING RAT.
BRAIN FOCUSED LIKE LASER BEAM.
I'M READY TO BEGIN MY RUN.
>> ROGER, ICE COW.
I GOT YOUR APPROACH.
WATCH YOUR FLANK ON THE RIGHT.
GO GET 'EM.
>> WING RAT, I'M IN TROUBLE!
I'M SWITCHING TO TURBOS!
>> ARE YOU CRAZY?
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MILK?
SHE'LL FLY APART!
>> THEN FLY HER APART!
>> WILL YOU MORONS KEEP IT DOWN?
I'M TRYING TO READ MY SASSY
ROMANCE NOVEL.
>> YES, I DID IT!
I EARNED MY VIRTUAL
FLYING ACE STATUS!
>> YEAH, RIGHT.
MORE LIKE FLYING IDIOT STATUS.
>> OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
FLYING'S IN MY BLOOD!
MY UNCLE DEKE WAS A MEMBER
OF THE TUSKEGEE AIR COWS.
HE SOARED WITH THE EAGLES!
>> AND NOW YOU HANG WITH
THE TURKEYS.
HA!
THAT'S A GOOD ONE!
I GOT TO GO WRITE THAT DOWN.
>> THE SARCASTIC COW'S
GOT A POINT.
IF I WANT TO BE A REAL PILOT,
I GOT TO TAKE IT
TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
GET THE GANG TOGETHER, PIP.
TODAY WE SLIP THE SOILED BONDS
OF EARTH AND LIP-KISS THE SKY!
>> THAT SOUNDS GROSS.
>> NO, IT'LL BE AWESOME.
TRUST ME.
>> OKAY.
>> YOU TRUST ME?
>> YEP.
>> OH, MAN, CHECK OUT THOSE
WICKED STICKS OF SKY CANDY!
>> THE SPIRIT OF NEWARK.
>> OLE' DEATHTRAP?
YOU SURE THESE HEAPS ARE SAFE?
>> OF COURSE!
LOOK AT THE STRUTS
ON THIS THING.
crash!
>> OTIS, WHEN YOU CRASH,
CAN WE HAVE YOUR STUFF?
>> DIBS ON HIS COMIC BOOKS!
>> UH, I'M NOT CRASHING.
I'M JUST GONNA TAKE THIS CRATE
UP FOR A QUICK SPIN.
>> HOLD ON THERE.
>> WELL, HELLO, SIR.
I AM NOT A COW.
>> WELL, I CAN SEE THAT.
I GOT EYES, AIN'T I?
AH, YOU MUST BE THE NEW PILOT
I ADVERTISED FOR IN THE CROP
DUSTER GAZETTE.
>> UH, I'M GONNA SAY YES.
>> WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
ONE THING.
THERE'S A DEMON LIVES IN THE
AIR, AND HE EATS PUNKS LIKE YOU
FOR BREAKFAST!
>> WELL, HERE'S THE KEYS TO THE
AIR FIELD, AND HERE'S TODAY'S
CROP-DUSTING ASSIGNMENT.
CRACKATOW!
WELL, GOOD LUCK, YOUNG FELLER.
HEEYAH!
>> YOU CAN COUNT ON ME,
CRAZY CROP-DUSTING GUY.
WOW, WHAT AN INCREDIBLE STROKE
OF CONTRIVANCE.
OKAY, GANG, HOP IN.
>> WHAT?
HO-HO, I'M NOT GETTING
IN THAT THING.
UH-UH.
>> YEAH, OTIS, WE THOUGHT
WE'D KIND OF CHEER YOU ON
FROM DOWN HERE.
>> GUYS, IF I NAIL THIS TEST
RUN, HE'LL LET ME FLY EVERY DAY,
AND I'M GONNA NEED A TOP-NOTCH
FLIGHT CREW BACKING ME UP.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
>> YEAH, I LOVE LIFE TOO MUCH.
>> I GET AIR SICK.
>> I'VE GOT IN-FLIGHT PEANUTS.
>> all: WE'RE IN.
>> YOU SURE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
>> OF COURSE.
IT'S JUST LIKE THE VIDEO GAME.
THIS IS REPLAY.
THIS FIRES MY ENERGY CRYSTALS.
AND THIS IS WHERE
THE QUARTERS GO.
>> WELL, I FEEL REASSURED.
>> STEWARDESS, CONTACT!
>> OTIS, I'M THE FLIGHT
MECHANIC.
>> WHATEVER YOU HAVE
TO TELL YOURSELF.
>> CONTACT!
>> FLY, YOU BEAUTIFUL AIR PONY.
FLY!
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
* AHHH *
>> YAY, OTIS!
>> I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!
>> OKAY, FLIGHT CREW CHECK IN.
CO
>> I'M INCREDIBLY FRIGHTENED.
>> ROGER THAT.
NAVIGATOR?
>> ERR, UH, LET'S SEE.
GO THIS WAY-ISH,
THEN SCOOCH TO THE LEFT.
AND THEN WE GET OUT AND ASK.
>> SWEET!
ABBY, HOW'S OUR ADORABLE
STEWARDESS?
>> OTIS, FOR THE LAST TIME,
THAT'S FREDDY AND PECK'S JOB.
>> YES, AND THE CORRECT TERM IS
IN-FLIGHT CUSTOMER SERVICE
REPRESENTATIVE.
>> THANK YOU, FREDERICK.
ATTENTION, EVERYONE.
SAFETY INSTRUCTION TIME.
NOW, THERE ARE TWO EXITS ON THIS
CRAFT HERE AND--
>> BORING.
>> HEARD IT ALL BEFORE.
>> FINE, BUT WHEN YOUR LUNGS ARE
SCREAMING FOR OXYGEN, DON'T COME
CRYING TO US.
>> CUT THE CHATTER, CREW.
WE'RE APPROACHING OUR TARGET.
>> CROP DUSTER'S HERE.
>> SURE IS COMING IN LOW.
WHAT--LOOK, THEY'RE COMING IN.
OH, OH, NO!
>> SORRY, MY BAD.
PIP, RELEASE THE ENVIRONMENTALLY
FRIENDLY PESTICIDE.
>> WHATEVER YOU SAID--AWAY!
>> THAT SURE IS SOME GOOD
CROP-DUSTING.
>> MAN, OTIS, YOU REALLY DID
LEARN SOMETHING FROM THAT
VIDEO GAME.
>> I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP.
HANG ON, GUYS.
IT'S TIME TO SEE WHAT THIS BABY
CAN REALLY DO.
>> all: WHOA!
>> OTIS, LEVEL OUT!
>> RELAX, I'M ALL OVER THIS.
PREPARE FOR EXTREMELY COOL
LANDING.
MAN, THAT WAS GREAT!
I WAS BORN TO FLY STUFF.
>> OTIS, YOU SCARED US
HALF TO DEATH!
>> all: YEAH, OTIS!
>> DUDE, THAT WAS NOT COOL.
>> IT SURE WAS.
YOU GUYS JUST HAVEN'T GOT
YOUR SKY LEGS YET.
OH, SHH-SHH.
HERE COMES OLDIE.
>> YOU GOT THE JOB.
I'LL EVEN LET YOU TAKE YOUR PETS
UP WITH YOU.
BUT REMEMBER...
>> THERE'S A DEMON
LIVES IN MY SANDWICH!
>> YOU HEARD THE SANDWICH
DEMON GUY.
I'M A REAL PILOT.
AND MY TOP-NOTCH FLIGHT CREW
IS GOING UP WITH ME ON EVERY
MISSION.
RIGHT, FLIGHT CREW?
>> I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES.
>> WHOO-HOO!
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER
HIGH-ALTITUDE ADRENALINE RUSH.
LIFE IS GOOD!
WHAT'S UP, FLIGHT CREW?
IS THIS MY FLIGHT CREW
IN THE HOUSE?
MY FLIGHT CREW READY FOR SOME
IN-YOUR-FACE CROP-DUSTING,
EXTREME STYLE?
>> all: NO!
>> WHAT?
>> OTIS, YOU'RE A GOOD PILOT,
BUT YOU SCARE THE PLUM SAUCE
OUT OF US.
>> AMONG OTHER THINGS.
gulp!
>> WE'RE SORRY, OTIS, BUT IF YOU
KEEP FLYING CRAZY, YOU'LL HAVE
TO FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER
FLIGHT CREW.
>> WELL, GUYS, I JUST HAD
NO IDEA.
I'D NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT
YOU, BUT IF YOU FEEL THIS
STRONGLY, THEN I SOLEMNLY SWEAR,
NO MORE HOTDOGGING.
NOW, DO I STILL HAVE
MY FLIGHT CREW?
>> UH, I DON'T KNOW.
>> I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> I'VE GOT HONEY ROASTED
PEANUTS.
>> all: WE'RE IN!
* *
>> HI, EVERYBODY, HILLY BUFORD
HERE, LIVE, AWAITING THE LANDING
OF THE NEW HOTSHOT PILOT WHO'S
CROP-DUSTED HIS WAY
INTO OUR HEARTS.
HEY, THERE HE IS NOW.
>> LOOK AT THAT!
>> SWEET CUD!
IT'S A MEDIA CIRCUS.
I GUESS EVERYONE'S CRAZY ABOUT
MY MAD CROP-DUSTING SKILLS.
>> DUDE, DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT.
>> OTIS, YOU PROMISED.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
COME ON.
>> OKAY, OKAY, I KNOW.
I PROMISED.
WE WILL DO THIS BY THE BOOK.
whoosh!
>> all: OOOH.
whoosh!
AHHH.
OOOH.
>> THANK YOU, OTIS.
NOW, LET'S HEAD HOME.
>> all: HOT DOG!
HOT DOG!
>> GUYS, THEY'RE CHANTING.
CAN'T I JUST GIVE ME A SIMPLE
LATERAL TWIRLING LOUIE PIVOT?
>> all: NO!
>> HEY, FLYING ACE!
SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT.
COME ON, DON'T BE SHY ABOUT IT.
>> WHAT?
NO ONE CALLS ME SHY.
HANG ON, GUYS.
THIS WILL BE OVER
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
>> ALL RIGHT!
GOOD STUFF.
>> SEE, GUYS, THIS ISN'T SO BAD.
>> DUDE, LOOK OUT!
>> HUH?
crash!
>> I TOLD YOU THERE'S A DEMON
LIVES IN THE AIR AND IN THAT
HAYSTACK AND IN MY SOCK DRAWER!
>> FELLAS, I'M WORRIED
ABOUT OTIS.
HE HASN'T BEEN HIMSELF
SINCE THE CRASH.
>> HEY, YOU WITH THE HORNS.
YOU EVER STARED INTO THE
DEVIL'S MOUTH AND HAD HIM
LIGHTLY BITE DOWN?
>> AGAIN, NO.
>> OTIS, YOU GOT TO
SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN.
NOBODY GOT HURT.
>> BUT YOU ALMOST DID.
MY STUPID OVERCONFIDENCE
ALMOST GOT US KILLED!
I'M DONE!
STICK A FORK IN ME.
I'LL NEVER FLY AGAIN.
>> I'M GOOD WITH THAT!
>> WORKS FOR ME.
>> I'M MORE OF A TRAIN PERSON
ANYWAY.
>> HEY, HOTSHOTS, COME CHECK OUT
WHAT'S ON THE FARMER'S TV.
>> OUR TOP STORY: A SWARM OF
DEADLY LOCUSTS IS HEADED
THIS WAY!
WITH OUR HOTSHOT CROP DUSTER
MISSING IN ACTION, THEY'LL BE NO
STOPPING THE HUNGRY HEXAPODS.
>> OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE
BETTER THAN ME?
WELL, DO YA?
>> OTIS, A SWARM OF LOCUSTS
IS HEADED THIS WAY!
>> THEY'RE GONNA MAKE
THE FARMER'S FIELD
AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET!
>> OH, GREAT.
OH, WELL, THAT'S JUST AWESOME.
NOW I'VE LET EVERYBODY DOWN:
YOU GUYS, THE FARMER, UNCLE
DEKE, THAT GOAT OVER THERE!
I AM THE SKY SCHNOOK!
>> I'LL HANDLE THIS.
SNAP OUT OF IT!
GET IT TOGETHER, MAN!
SNAP OUT OF IT!
>> FREDDY, SHOULDN'T YOU BE
SLAPPING OTIS?
>> HE'S MUCH TOO BIG.
>> FORGET IT, YOU GUYS.
I'M NOT FLYING.
I CAN'T FLY...EVER.
>> THEN I RECKON IT'S UP TO US
TO STOP THEM LOCUSTS.
>> HOW?
OTIS CRASHED OUR PLANE.
>> I'VE BEEN REBUILDING HER
OUT BACK.
PIP, CAN YOU FLY HER?
>> I ALMOST BEAT
OTIS' HIGH SCORE ONCE.
I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.
>> THERE THEY ARE.
HANG ON.
>> I BET THEY GET ONE LOOK AT US
AND RUN FOR THEIR TINY LIVES.
OH, I REALLY MISSED THAT CALL,
DIDN'T I?
whoosh!
>> HOLD HER STEADY, PIP.
>> I CAN'T.
I ONLY HAVE ONE WING.
>> OH, NO!
THEY'RE IN TROUBLE.
>> YOU CALLS YOURSELF A PILOT?
GET YOUR BUTT UP THERE!
>> YOU'RE RIGHT, SCREWBALL.
BY THE WAY, WHY DO THEY CALL
THIS PLANE OLE' DEATHTRAP?
>> 'CAUSE IT'S TERRIBLY UNSAFE.
>> GOOD, JUST CHECKING.
>> INCOMING!
>> QUICK, EVERYONE!
FLAP YOUR ARMS!
>> GOTCHA!
>> all: YAY!
BOOOO!
>> THEY'RE ATTACKING AGAIN!
>> THERE'S JUST ONE CHANCE,
BUT IT MAY INVOLVE
SOME HOTDOGGING.
>> DO IT!
>> YOU CAN DO IT!
>> JUST DO IT!
>> THEY'RE HEADING OFF.
WE BEAT 'EM!
>> YAY!
>> HOORAY!
>> OTIS, YOU SAVED US.
>> AH, SHUCKS, I OWE IT ALL TO
OLE' DEATHTRAP.
THE OLD GAL REALLY HELD
TOGETHER.
>> NICE GOING, YOUNG FELLA.
BY THE WAY, THERE'S A DEMON
LIVES AT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS:
32 NORTH KUMQUAT DRIVE,
ELMHURST, NEW JERSEY,
ZIP CODE 96324.
* *
>> AND THAT'S HOW WE FACTOR RATE
TIMES TIME EQUALS DISTANCE.
ANY QUESTIONS?
YES.
IF A COW ON A MOTORCYCLE FLIES
THROUGH THE AIR FOR 7 SECONDS
AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, HOW FAR
WILL HE GET?
>> OOH, GOOD QUESTION, MACY.
WHAT MADE YOU THINK OF THAT?
zoom!
crash!
squawk!
>> HEY, KIDS, WHAT'S UP?
I GUESS I MISSED
THE LANDING RAMP.
OH, WELL, NO HARM DONE.
>> AHHH.
>> YOU GUYS HEAR SOME WEIRD
GURGLING NOISE?
>> LIVE!
LIVE, YOU MAGNIFICENT FEATHERED
BEAST!
LIVE!
>> OTIS, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
TRYING TO JUMP OVER THE BARN?
>> I'M SORRY.
I WAS JUST HONING MY EXTREME
DAREDEVIL TECHNIQUE.
>> MORE LIKE EXTREME
"DUMB DEVIL."
>> HE-HEY, THAT'S GOOD.
SEE, SHE REPLACED "DARE"
WITH "DUMB."
IN GRAMMAR,
THAT'S THE SWITCHEROO.
LIKE DUMBBELL, "SMART BELL."
OOOH!
>> I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL
INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
TRAGEDY.
CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?
>> OTIS, IF ONLY YOU'D USED
THE EQUATION "RATE TIMES TIME
EQUALS--EQUALS--"
>> IT'S OKAY, BRAINIAC.
JUST REST YOUR TIRED BRAIN.
HEY, LET ME FLUFF YOUR PILLOW
TO MAKE YOU MORE COMFORTABLE.
crack!
>> AHH!
>> OKAY, NOT FLUFFING.
NOT FLUFFING.
I THINK HIS
PRIDE IS MORE HURT THAN
ANYTHING.
>> SO, OTIS, NOW THAT YOU BROKE
THE CHICKEN, WHO'S GONNA TEACH
THE KIDS?
>> THAT IS AN INTRIGUING
QUESTION.
ON THE ONE HAND,
KIDS NEED TO LEARN.
CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE.
WELL, ANYWAY,
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
SO LONG.
HUH
>> THE KIDS NEED SOMEONE SMART
AND RELIABLE, AND SINCE WE DON'T
HAVE ANYONE LIKE THAT,
YOU'RE STUCK.
>> I'LL CHECK MY SCHEDULE,
BUT I'M NOT SURE I CAN--
9:00 A.M.'S OPEN.
>> SO IF OTIS TAKES OVER AS
TEACHER, SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO
REPLACE HIM AS HEAD
OF THE BARNYARD.
AM I RIGHT?
>> all: NO!
>> WHAT?
NO!
>> I ACCEPT YOUR SACRED TRUST.
>> LOOK, CAN YOU ALL GO?
I NEED TO PREPARE
THE PATIENT'S MARINADE.
I MEAN, HONEY MUSTARD SAUCE.
OH!
JUST GET OUT!
>> KIDS, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
YOUR NEW SUBSTITUTE TEACHER,
MR. OTIS.
>> HEY, THANKS, PRINCIPAL BOSSY.
HO-HO, I MEAN, BESSY.
HAH-HAH, DANG!
KIDDING, YOU BUCKET
OF SERIOUSNESS.
HEY, I'M JUST KEEPING IT REAL,
AM I RIGHT, KIDS?
HUH?
>> I'M WATCHING YOU.
>> I AM WATCHING YOU RIGHT BACK.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF?
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW
ME, MY NAME IS MR. OTIS.
THAT'S "O" TO THE "T"
TO ANOTHER LETTER, AND LET'S
GET BACK TO THAT LATER.
UH, HEY, LET'S GET THIS SHINDIG
STARTED, AM I RIGHT?
SO WHAT WERE YOU KIDS LEARNING
BEFORE MR. PECK WAS FLATTENED?
>> SHAKESPEARE'S SONNETS.
>> ANCIENT EGYPT.
>> ELEMENTAL PHYSICS.
>> WHAT?
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?
WELL, NO WONDER
YOU GUYS ARE SO...
DON'T YOU GUYS EVER HAVE
ANY FUN?
>> MR. PECK SAYS WE NEED TO
PREPARE FOR THE REAL WORLD.
>> NO, GUYS.
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO PREPARE
FOR THE REAL WORLD.
>> OW!
>> THE SCHOOL OF OTIS
IS NOW IN SESION.
LET'S NUMBER UNO:
DISSING AUTHORITY
AND STICKING IT TO THE MAN.
NOW, LET'S SEE.
I'M GONNA NEED A GUEST SPEAKER.
>> AH!
OH!
WAH!
>> EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME,
FROM JUST OUTSIDE THAT WINDOW,
OUR SPECIAL GUEST, PIG.
>> WELL, THANK YOU, OTIS.
CHILDREN, FOR THE NEXT
90 MINUTES, I'LL BE TELLING YOU
ALL ABOUT THE EXCITING WORLD
OF THE BARNYARD PIG.
OH!
WHAT THE...
>> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
WAITING FOR?
GRAB A STRAW AND LIVE.
COME ON.
>> BUT, OTIS, WE'LL GET
IN TROUBLE.
>> FROM WHO?
NOT ME, AND I'M THE TEACHER.
>> AS I WAS SAYING,
BEING A PIG IS PRETTY MUCH THE
MOST IMPORTANT--
THE MOST IMPORT--
OW!
THAT'S IT.
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?
BRING IT ON.
>> SIR, I AM JUST GETTING
STARTED.
pfft!
splat!
>> EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN HERE?
>> OH, YEAH, SURE.
THE KIDS ARE GREAT.
>> YEAH, A GOOD TIME.
>> WATCHIN'.
>> COME ON, GET HIM!
I'LL KEEP HIM OCCUPIED.
>>
plop!
whoosh!
>> OH!
I'M HIT.
thud!
MEDIC!
>> AS YOU ALL KNOW,
OTIS IS OTHERWISE ENGAGED,
WHICH MEANS I'M THE INTERIM
BARNYARD LEADER.
>> DUKE, NO ONE MADE YOU
TEMPORARY LEADER.
>> I SHALL BEGIN
MY TERM IN OFFICE...
WITH A SERIES OF TRUST-BUILDING
EXERCISES.
FOR THE FIRST EXERCISE,
I WILL CLIMB BLINDFOLDED TO
THE TOP OF THIS FENCE AND FALL
BACKWARDS INTO THE ARMS OF YOU,
MY LOYAL SUBJECTS.
>> BYE.
>> AHH.
whoosh!
>> OUF!
I WILL NOW TRUST YOU TO CALL
AN AMBULANCE.
>> NOW, WHO CAN TELL ME THE MOST
IMPORTANT PART OF AN ANIMAL
EDUCATION?
>> A BALANCE OF SCIENCE AND
LIBERAL ARTS?
>> RELENTLESS STANDARDIZED
TESTING?
>> * HOMEWORK *
* HOMEWORK *
>>
NO, I'M SORRY.
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS PRANKING.
PRANKING.
NO POINTS THAT ROUND.
NOW, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
>> WELL, WHO COULD THAT BE?
>> RAVE-ON CALLING.
>> RAVE
>> GOOD
AFTERNOON, MA'AM.
WE ARE DOOR-TO-DOOR
COSMETIC SALES LADIES,
HERE TO OFFER YOU...
>> all: A FREE MAKEOVER!
>> OH, WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE FROM
MY FRESH, NATURAL APPEARANCE,
I'M NOT MUCH OF A MAKEUP USER.
>> YOU'RE TELLING ME.
>> OH, QUIET, MR. LUMP!
STILL, EVEN THE BIG MOVIE STARS
NEED A LITTLE PINCH OF COLOR
NOW AND THEN.
>> I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
COME ON IN, EVERYONE.
>> OH, WELL.
>> THIS IS A DELIGHTFULLY
AVERAGE ENVIRONMENT
YOU HAVE HERE.
FIRST, MY ASSOCIATES AND I WILL
NEED TO ASSESS YOUR SKIN TYPE.
>> OOH, FUZZY.
>> * OILY, OILY *
>> BETTER GIVE
HER THE WORKS.
I MEAN...
BETTER HER
GIVE HER THE WORKS, LADIES.
* *
>> UH, OH, OKAY.
AH, AH, IT STINGS.
>> STUNNING.
>> COOL.
>> AWESOME.
>> OH, LET ME SEE.
I WANT TO SEE.
AHHH!
>> HA-HA-HA!
>> THE SCHOOL OF OTIS RULES!
>> YOU ROCK, OTIS!
WAY TO GO!
>> YEAH.
>> GUYS?
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD
CHECK IN WITH YOUR LEADER BEFORE
YOU TAKE PERSONAL TIME.
>> HEY, FELLAS, HOW LONG
DO WE HAVE TO HIDE FROM DUKE
IN THE SILO?
>> UNTIL PECK IS ALL BETTER
AND OTIS CAN BE LEADER AGAIN.
>> WELL, THAT COULD TAKE
FOREVER.
WHAT DO WE DO IN THE MEANTIME?
>> OOH, HEY, LET'S PRETEND
WE'RE JAPANESE MOVIE MONSTERS
DEFENDING THE EARTH AGAINST
AN ALIEN INVASION.
>> all: OKAY.
>>
crash!
>>
crunch!
zap!
boom!
>> WELL, THAT KILLED
A FEW SECONDS.
>> HEY, GREAT JOB ON THAT
MAKEOVER PRANK.
YOU KIDS ARE AWESOME!
ALL RIGHT, YOU SCHOLARS ENJOY
RECESS WHILE I GO CHECK ON PECK.
>> OTIS IS AWESOME.
>> I KNOW.
WHO KNEW SCHOOL COULD BE SO FUN?
I DIDN'T.
>> I WISH THERE WAS SOME WAY
TO SHOW HIM HOW MUCH
HE'S TAUGHT US.
>> YOU MEAN BESIDES PACKING THE
RIM OF THE SILO WITH DYNAMITE
AND BLOWING IT SKYWARD?
>> NAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'LL DO.
>> YEAH, THAT'S GOOD STUFF.
>> HEY, PECK, HOW YA
COCK
>> WHAT?
NOTHING.
BARBECUE SAUCE?
I WANTED LINIMENT OIL.
UH, STUPID PHARMACY.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> SO, OTIS, HOW ARE
THE KIDS DOING?
>> OH, PECK, THEY ARE THE MOST
PRECIOUS LITTLE BRAINIACS
AND SO WELL-BEHAVED.
kaboom!
whish!
whoosh!
>> OTIS, LOOK WHAT WE DID!
>> ISN'T IT FANTASTIC?
IT OPERATES ON THE PRINCIPLE
OF JET PROPULSION.
>> KIDS, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
EXPLODING A SILO IN THE SKY--
WHILE HILARIOUS--IS ONE OF THE
MOST DANGEROUS PRANKS YOU COULD
POSSIBLY DO?
I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST SO PROUD OF YOU
RIGHT NOW.
HELL-OTIS.
OH, HEY, PIP.
AW, I'M LOOKING AT IT RIGHT NOW.
ISN'T IT THE BEST?
>> YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT SO GREAT
FROM INSIDE THE SILO!
>> OH, NO!
AW, KIDS, WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> WHAT?
>> I'M SORRY, OTIS.
WE'RE REALLY SORRY.
>> IT'S OKAY, KIDS.
IT'S OKAY.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW
ANYONE WAS INSIDE
OR THAT THE SILO'S INEVITABLE
CRASH TO THE GROUND WOULD CAUSE
MASSIVE INTERNAL INJURIES
TO THOSE YOU LOVE, UNLESS...
MAYBE I CAN SOFTEN THE LANDING
BY GETTING IT TO HIT THE POND.
KIDS, GET MY DAREDEVIL SUIT!
* *
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
IT'S NEVER GONNA WORK!
WHAT ARE THE ODDS I'M EVEN GONNA
HIT THE SILO?
>> YOU CAN DO IT, MR. OTIS!
>> YEAH, JUST USE "RATE TIMES
TIME EQUALS DISTANCE."
>> MACY, OTIS DOESN'T DO
BOOK LEARNIN'.
>> YEAH, STOP BORING HIM.
OH, MY LARGE HEAD.
>> NO, HE'S RIGHT.
HE'S BORING ME INTO LIFESAVING.
IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME FOR
THAT KIND OF BRAINY-BRAIN WORD
JABBER CLOGGING MY EARS,
IT'S NOW!
>> WELL, IF A SILO FULL OF BARN
ANIMALS FLIES AT 300 MILES PER
HOUR FOR 1.5 MINUTES--
>> SNORE!
GET TO IT FASTER.
>> OKAY, OKAY.
HOW FAST WOULD A COW ON
A SCOOTER HAVE TO FLY TO
INTERCEPT IT?
>> AH, GOOD.
300 MILES PER HOUR,
1.5 MINUTES...
SILO FULL OF ANIMALS,
COW ON A SCOOTER,
CARRY THE FOUR...
ACCOUNT FOR WIND VELOCITY,
FACTOR IN THE FACTORS,
SUBDIVIDE...
ADD 15% GRATUITY.
EH, THE SERVICE WASN'T
THAT GREAT.
ADD 8% GRATUITY...
MAKE BED, DO LAUNDRY,
BUY MILK...
>> COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
>> OKAY, OKAY!
SIX HUNDRED AND 89 THOUSAND,
THREE HUNDRED AND
ELEVENTY SQUIGGLE!
blink!
>> WHAT?
>> YEAH!
HOW 'BOUT IT?
>> OKAY, SURE.
GOOD ENOUGH, TEACH.
>> I GOT IT RIGHT?
>> NO, THE CORRECT ANSWER
IS 101.
>> BUT AT LEAST YOU TRIED.
>> YES, GOOD FOR ME!
>> GO!
>> LET'S LIKE THIS CANDLE!
>> WAA-HOO!
thud!
splash!
>> SO THAT'S WHERE YOU WERE
HIDING, HUH?
AS YOUR NEW LEADER,
I AM DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED.
DEEPLY, DEEPLY,
DEEPLY, DEEPLY...
crash!
I RESIGN EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
>> YOU'RE A HERO, OTIS!
>> YOU DID IT!
>> UH, THAT WAS AMAZING.
>> NO, KIDS, YOU SEE, THE REAL
HERO HERE IS OUR EDUCATIONAL
SYSTEM, A SYSTEM WHICH TURNS OUT
YOUNG, AGILE MINDS CAPABLE OF
SAVING LIVES.
>> REALLY?
>> YOU THINK?
>> NO!
MY SCOOTER WAS THE REAL HERO!
DID YOU SEE THAT JUMP?
THAT WAS AWESOME!
THAT WAS A MECHANICAL MARVEL!
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
EAR, EAR, EAR!
VERY SERIOUS!
whoosh!
>> WHICH BRINGS US TO KING
AMENHOTEP, THE BEST-DRESSED OF
EGYPT'S PHARAOHS.
AMENHOTEP RULED IN
THE 18TH DYNASTY,
AND HE WAS KNOWN FAR AND WIDE...
>> THAT'S RIGHT, BRAINIAC,
KEEP TALKING.
>> PAY ATTENTION,
ALBERT "EINSTUPID."
YOU DON'T GRADUATE UNTIL YOU CAN
WRITE YOUR NAME.
>>
>> "O."
"T."
COME ON, OTIS!
YOU KNOW THIS!
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