1 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:11,245 all: WHEE! 2 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:14,082 [eerie, otherworldly music] 3 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,583 [upbeat hoedown music] 4 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:20,288 * 5 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:23,224 - * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 6 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:25,726 * WE GO ON DANCING 7 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:31,132 * TWO-STEP BOOGIE-OOGIE THROUGH THE NIGHT * 8 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:32,800 * DO SI DO YOUR PARTNER NOW * 9 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,468 * 10 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,270 * PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 11 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:38,106 * 12 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,573 * DO SI DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 13 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,409 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL * 14 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:46,214 [laughter] 15 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:48,349 - HUH? 16 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,518 [fearful bleating] 17 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:54,522 [startled clucking] 18 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,260 - HEY, GUYS. 19 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:00,728 CHECK OUT MY NEW SATELLITE DISH. 20 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:03,297 I CAN GET OVER A GAJILLION CHANNELS WITH THIS BABY. 21 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:04,798 - OH, IT'S A SATELLITE DISH. 22 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:06,500 - WHAT A RELIEF! 23 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:08,802 I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THEM NUC-U-LAR REACTORS. 24 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:11,105 - ACTUALLY, ABBY, IT'S PRONOUNCED NU-CLE-AR. 25 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,106 - NUC-U-LAR. 26 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,307 - NO, NU-CLE-AR. 27 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:14,442 - NUC-U-LAR. - NU-CLE-AR. 28 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:15,443 - NUC-U-LAR. - NU-CLE-AR. 29 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:16,344 - NUC-U-LAR! - NU-CLE-AR. 30 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:17,345 - NUC-U-LAR! - NU-CLE-AR. 31 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:19,680 NU-CLE-AR. 32 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:20,681 - NUC-U-LAR. 33 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:21,849 - OKAY, TRY THIS. NU... 34 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,684 - NU. - CLE... 35 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:24,785 - CLE. - AR... 36 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:25,786 - AR. - NUCLEAR. 37 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:26,787 - NUC-U-LAR! 38 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,456 - AH, MAKE THEM STOP! 39 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:30,124 - SO, OTIS, WHERE'D YOU GET THIS THING, ANYWAY? 40 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:31,225 - FROM THE NASA GIFT CATALOG. 41 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:32,226 IT'S THE SAME KIND 42 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,262 THEY USE TO SEARCH FOR ALIENS IN DEEP SPACE. 43 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,397 BUT I'M GONNA USE IT TO WATCH MONKEY BOXING FROM RIO. 44 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,798 [monkeys shrieking] 45 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,700 - AWESOME, BUT HOW CAN WE AFFORD IT? 46 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,435 - I'LL JUST RETURN IT FOR A FULL REFUND IN TEN DAYS, 47 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:42,403 WHEN THE FARMER GETS BACK 48 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,605 FROM EXTREME CHIP DIP BUNGEE JUMPING CAMP. 49 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:48,276 - WHEE! 50 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:49,343 crunch! 51 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:50,311 boing! 52 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:53,714 - HEY, BESSY. 53 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,316 COME CHECK OUT OTIS' SATELLITE DISH. 54 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:56,317 - SHOVE OFF, RAT. 55 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,785 I'M WRITING A PERSONAL AD. 56 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,653 - A WHAT? 57 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,822 "PASSIONATE SHE-COW SEEKS CHARISMATIC HUNK 58 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,557 WHO'LL TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN." 59 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:04,658 HEY, NO FAIR! 60 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:05,726 YOU'RE MY QUEEN! 61 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,195 - I AM? 62 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:08,762 WELL, HERE, LET ME KNIGHT YOU. 63 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,464 - AAAGH! 64 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:13,767 AAAGH! 65 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,270 splash! 66 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:17,371 - HEY, THERE YOU ARE. 67 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:20,308 QUIT FOOLING AROUND AND HELP ME SET THIS DISH UP. 68 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,810 - NEXT UP ON THE GARALDO FACTOR: 69 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:25,279 ARE YOUR NEIGHBORS SECRETLY SIGNALING ALIENS? 70 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,848 THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU. 71 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,783 - OH, GARALDO. 72 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,686 YOU AND YOUR MUSTACHE ARE KEEPING THE WORLD SAFE. 73 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,288 - COME ON, GIRLS! - I'M PUSHING! 74 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:35,623 [grunting] 75 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,692 - LIFT WITH YOUR BACK! 76 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:41,595 - NEIGHBORS SECRETLY SIGNALING ALIENS? 77 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:42,463 - THAT'S RIGHT, 78 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,333 NEIGHBORS SECRETLY SIGNALING ALIENS. 79 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:49,570 THAT'S RIGHT. 80 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,941 SECRETLY SIGNALING ALIENS. 81 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,751 ALIENS. - [gasps] 82 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:06,587 THOSE TALKING ANIMALS HAVE AN ALIEN ALLIANCE! 83 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,356 WITH ALIENS! 84 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:10,424 [monkeys shrieking] 85 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:11,425 - HE'S GOT HIM ON THE ROPES. 86 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:12,426 COME ON, BINGO. 87 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:13,794 - GRAB HIM! GRAB HIM! 88 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,896 - COME ON, YOU MONKEYS, MOVE! 89 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:16,930 - GIVE HIM THE ROPE-A-DOPE! 90 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:19,467 YEAH, BABY! 91 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,569 - MONKEY BOXING FROM RIO... 92 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,537 MAN, I LOVE THIS NEW DISH. 93 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:26,407 - AND ZE WINNER BY UNANIMOUS DECISION IS-- 94 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,008 [static hissing] all: HUH? 95 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,277 - MY GAZILLION CHANNELS! 96 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:30,378 WHAT HAPPENED? 97 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,946 [tractor revving] 98 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,315 - MRS. BEADY! 99 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:37,618 - SHE'S TRYING TO HAUL AWAY OUR DISH! 100 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,487 - COME ON, YOU LAZY TRACTOR. 101 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,488 MUSH! 102 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:41,455 MUSH! 103 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,562 [shrieks] 104 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:50,264 crash! 105 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:51,632 - IT'S OKAY, BABY. 106 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:54,034 DADDY WON'T LET THE BAD WOMAN HURT YOU. 107 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,469 - INCOMING! 108 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:57,405 - I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL UP TO. 109 00:03:57,438 --> 00:04:00,308 YOU'RE SIGNALING ALIENS WITH THAT DISH OF YOURS. 110 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:03,777 WELL, NOT ON MY WATCH. 111 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:05,479 - ALIENS? - WHAT'S SHE TALKING ABOUT? 112 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:06,914 - SHE'S USUALLY SO NICE. 113 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,449 - GUYS, NO ONE MESSES WITH 114 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:10,718 OUR PIXELATED, MULTICHANNEL, HI-DEF EXPERIENCE. 115 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:11,952 IT'S TIME TO ACT. 116 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,654 - BUT YOU HAVE THIS DISH FOR TEN DAYS. 117 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:14,888 WE CAN'T KEEP HER AWAY THAT LONG. 118 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,023 - OH, CAN'T WE? 119 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,558 SHE'S ALREADY BABBLING ABOUT ALIENS. 120 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,293 IF WE FAKE AN ALIEN INVASION, 121 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,762 SHE'LL RUN SCREAMING AND STAY AWAY FOR AT LEAST THAT LONG. 122 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,364 AND HERE'S HOW WE DO IT. 123 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:25,633 [whispering] WHISPER, WHISPER, WHISPER, ALIENS, 124 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,034 WHISPER, WHISPER, WHISPER. 125 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,802 - RIGHT. 126 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,804 male announcer: AFTER MORE WHISPERING, THIS HAPPENED: 127 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,006 - FREDDY, PECK, SHINE THOSE SPACE HELMETS. 128 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,308 PIG, GET THAT SCENERY UP. 129 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:35,543 LOOK SHARP, PEOPLE. 130 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,077 WE GO LIVE IN 15 MINUTES. 131 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,847 - HUH, LOOKS LIKE TODAY'S WEATHER IS PARTLY STUPID 132 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,049 WITH A 30% CHANCE OF DUMB. 133 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,617 - HEY, BESSY. 134 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:44,552 THERE'S SOMEONE HERE TO ANSWER YOUR AD. 135 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:47,888 - AT LAST, MY LOVE CONNECTION HAS ARRIVED. 136 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:51,359 - HEY, HEY, SWEETCAKES, YOU'RE LOOKING FINE. 137 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:52,560 - WHO THE HECK ARE YOU? 138 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:53,827 - I AM THE CHARISMATIC HUNK 139 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,496 WHO'S GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE A QUEEN. 140 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:56,830 CHECK OUT THESE ABS! 141 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,466 THAT'S WHAT JORGE BRINGS TO THE PARTY! 142 00:04:58,499 --> 00:04:59,800 COME ON, LET'S DANCE! 143 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,602 BOOM! BOOM! CHA-CHA-CHA! 144 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,903 BOOM! BOOM! CHA-CHA-CHA! 145 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,339 AAAGH! 146 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:06,640 boom! 147 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:07,841 - THAT SHOWED HIM, BESSY. 148 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,743 YOU'RE A ONE-MOUSE COW, AND THAT MOUSE IS-- 149 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,912 AAAGH! 150 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:12,913 AGAIN? 151 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:15,816 AAAGH! 152 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,117 - PIP, STOP FOOLING AROUND. 153 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,552 IS THE SATELLITE SET TO BROADCAST? 154 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:22,022 - I'M ON IT. 155 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,691 IT'S POINTED AT MRS. BEADY'S HOUSE. 156 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:26,460 SAY THE WORD, AND WE CUT RIGHT INTO HER TV SIGNAL. 157 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:28,496 - JUST BE SURE NOT TO SET IT ON DEEP SPACE. 158 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:31,131 THE ONLY BIZARRE LIFE FORM WE WANT TO CONTACT IS MRS. BEADY. 159 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,366 - LET'S SEE. 160 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,368 DEEP SPACE, EARTH ONLY. 161 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,636 GOT IT. 162 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,406 - YES, HELLO, BEN'S BULLDOZING? 163 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,740 I HAVE A SATELLITE DISH 164 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,409 THAT NEEDS TO BE BULLDOZED IMMEDIATELY. 165 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:42,876 - THIS IS GIL O'MALLEY, 166 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,513 INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER WITH BREAKING N-N-N-NEWS. 167 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,548 THE PLANET HAS BEEN INVADED BY ALIENS! 168 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,383 - [gasps] I'M TOO LATE! 169 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,751 - THE STRANGE PIE PLATE-SHAPED OBJECTS 170 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:51,985 BEGAN LANDING ONLY MOMENTS AGO. 171 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,120 bong! 172 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,622 WHY ARE THEY HERE? 173 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:56,690 WE ASKED A CHUBBY PINK HUMAN SCIENTIST. 174 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,459 - AS A PINK SCIENTIST WHO IS ALSO A HUMAN... 175 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,660 - AND CHUBBY! 176 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,395 - I WOULD SAY THAT ALIENS ARE HERE 177 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,431 TO LAY THEIR EGGS IN OUR EAR DUCTS. 178 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:06,099 - [gasps] THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE DUCTS! 179 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:09,102 - I URGE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE TO FLY INTO AN UNCONTROLLED PANIC, 180 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,972 LIKE THIS: WHOO! WHOA! 181 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,874 IT'S THE FLAILING ARMS THAT REALLY SELL IT. 182 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,108 - HA-HA! 183 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,710 THIS'LL SEND HER SCREAMING FOR THE HILLS 184 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:17,778 FOR AT LEAST A WEEK. 185 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,013 THEN WE CAN ENJOY OUR GAZILLION CHANNELS IN PEACE. 186 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,549 - FREDDY, PECK, YOU'RE ON. 187 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:22,916 - ATTENTION, EARTHLINGS! 188 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,653 WE HAVE SEIZED CONTROL OF YOUR SHOPPING MALLS. 189 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:26,987 AAGH. 190 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:27,988 - AAGH. 191 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,657 - AAGH. 192 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:30,791 - AAGH. 193 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,159 - MAN, LOOK AT THAT PICTURE. 194 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:33,694 - HEY, OTIS, THAT'S YOUR CUE. 195 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,695 - OH, RIGHT. 196 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,597 slurp! 197 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:39,733 [beeping] 198 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:42,436 - [computer voice] SWITCHING TO DEEP SPACE MODE. 199 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,738 [grinding and whirring] 200 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:45,806 [static hissing] 201 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:46,674 - [gasps] 202 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,477 THE ALIENS HAVE BLOCKED THE BROADCAST. 203 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:51,612 THEY MUST BE CLOSE. 204 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:59,186 - [sighs] 205 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:01,555 I'M BORED. 206 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,824 HEY, WANT TO BRAID EACH OTHERS' EYESTALKS? 207 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,726 - BRAIDING EYESTALKS IS HARDLY THE BEHAVIOR 208 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,761 FOR A CAPTAIN OF AN INVADING FLEET SHIP. 209 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,229 - "OOH, I'M THE CAPTAIN. 210 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,764 I'M ALL IMPORTANT-Y." 211 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:11,965 YOUR EYESTALKS ARE NOT EXEMPT 212 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,034 FROM THE LAWS OF GOOD GROOMING, SIR. 213 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,536 - OH, ALL RIGHT. - YAY! 214 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,037 WE'RE GONNA BRAID EACH OTHERS' EYESTALKS! 215 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,939 WE'RE GONNA BRAID EACH OTHERS' EYESTALKS! 216 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,874 - OKAY, BUT I INSIST ON A FRENCH BRAID. 217 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:21,875 - YOU GOT IT, CAPTAIN! 218 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,076 [siren bleeping] 219 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,679 OOH, I'M RECEIVING A POWERFUL TRANSMISSION. 220 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:27,014 - BOOST THE FREQUENCY. 221 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,717 - BOOSTING FREQUENCY! 222 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:30,951 - AH, ALIENS! 223 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:31,952 GET 'EM OFF ME! 224 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,086 THEY'RE CONSUMING MY FLESH! 225 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,788 THEIR SALIVA IS SO ACIDIC! 226 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,089 - PASS THE SPACE SALT. 227 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,625 - HEY, NO FAIR! 228 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,059 THIS PLANET'S ALREADY BEING INVADED. 229 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:40,628 - WE WERE HERE FIRST. 230 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:43,030 I'M GOING TO SHOW THOSE INVADERS WHO'S BOSS. 231 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,065 LOCK ON TO THE COORDINATES OF THAT BROADCAST. 232 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:46,700 - WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD? 233 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:48,135 - THRYGLESHOID. 234 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,136 - THANK YOU. 235 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,871 whoosh! 236 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,775 [comical music] 237 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,545 - HELL, I'M DR. PIG, EXPERT, 238 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:00,681 HERE TO DISPEL SOME OF THE COMMON MYTHS ABOUT SPACE ALIENS. 239 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,082 MYTH NUMBER ONE: 240 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,518 SPACE ALIENS LIKE TO SUCK ON OUR BRAINS. 241 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:05,819 NOT TRUE. 242 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:07,888 ALIENS THINK BRAINS ARE DISGUSTING. 243 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:11,224 THEY PREFER ITALIAN FOOD, RICH DESSERTS, AND SPINAL CORDS. 244 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,860 MYTH NUMBER TWO: 245 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:15,095 ALIENS HAVE SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE. 246 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,097 FALSE. 247 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:20,801 MOST SPACE ALIENS ARE "D" STUDENTS WHO LIKE TO SKIP SCHOOL 248 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,737 AND HANG TEN IN THE SULFUR OCEANS OF RHYSOS 4. 249 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,539 MYTH NUMBER THREE: 250 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:28,108 ALIENS LIKE TO INVADE OUR BODIES AND POP OUT 251 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,610 WHEN WE LEAST EXPECT IT. 252 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,078 NOT TRUE. 253 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,681 THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A SINGLE DOCUMENTED CASE 254 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,816 OF AN ALIEN POPPING OUT OF ANYONE'S-- 255 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,585 AAUGH! ALIEN! 256 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:38,719 GET HIM OUT OF ME! 257 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,688 DON'T LET HIM NEAR MY EAR DUCTS! 258 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,289 THIS IS NOT OKAY WITH ME! 259 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,329 - I TRIED TO WARN EVERYONE. 260 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,832 THOSE TALKING ANIMALS WERE JUST THE BEGINNING. 261 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:56,236 NOW THEY'VE BROUGHT ALIEN FRIENDS! 262 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,905 THEY'RE HERE. 263 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:01,909 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. 264 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,343 - MRS. BEADY'S LEAVING HER HOUSE. 265 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,578 [cheering] 266 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:05,979 - I HAVE A FEELING 267 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,114 WE WON'T BE SEEING HER FOR A WHILE. 268 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,348 - ACTUALLY, SHE'S COMING THIS WAY. 269 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,316 - WHA? 270 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,621 WHAT THE CUD IS SHE DOING? 271 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:14,922 - UH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK UP. 272 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,627 [screaming] 273 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:23,697 - HAVE SOME OF AUNT ETHEL'S FRUITCAKE, ALIEN SCUM! 274 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,701 zap! 275 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:32,105 OH, THIS IS SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 276 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,043 [cheering] 277 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,745 - AND YET AT THE SAME TIME... 278 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:40,313 [panicked yelling] 279 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:41,849 [whirring] 280 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,116 - ATTENTION, INVADING ALIENS! 281 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,818 WE HAVE SEEN YOUR BROADCAST. 282 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,754 SORRY, BUT THIS WORLD IS OURS. 283 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:49,289 PREPARE TO BE INCINERATED. 284 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,257 zap! 285 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:53,661 zap! 286 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,298 [yelling] 287 00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,299 - DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC! 288 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,068 bam! 289 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,703 - OTIS, HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED? 290 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,337 - UM, MAYBE BECAUSE OTIS PUT HIS COFFEE CUP DOWN 291 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:07,107 ON THE DEEP SPACE BUTTON. 292 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,809 - OOH, THAT WAS THE DEEP SPACE BUTTON? 293 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,911 OH, HOW EMBARRASSING. 294 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,647 I DIDN'T KNOW, WITH THE RED AND THE PUSHING. 295 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:16,149 [whirring and thumping] 296 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:17,150 WAIT! STOP! 297 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,318 WE'RE NOT ALIENS! 298 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,419 IT'S ALL A BIG MISTAKE. 299 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,121 - EXPLAIN. 300 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,356 - WE'RE EARTH ANIMALS. SEE? 301 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,326 THIS ISN'T AN ALIEN; IT'S A FERRET! 302 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,762 AND THE WHOLE BROADCAST WAS JUST A PRANK. 303 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:29,897 [nervous laugh] 304 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:30,898 - A PRANK, EH? 305 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,165 WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 306 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,801 - YEAH, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 307 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,435 - I HATE IT WHEN YOU JUST REPEAT ME. 308 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,937 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN DO BETTER. 309 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,405 SAY YOUR THING AGAIN. 310 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,941 - ALL RIGHT. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 311 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:44,277 - YEAH, WE'LL--BUNCH OF-- STUPID HEADS! 312 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,679 - REALLY? 313 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:46,847 THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO? 314 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,115 WE'LL WORK ON THAT. - OKAY. 315 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,056 [gasping] 316 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,057 thump! 317 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,892 * 318 00:10:58,926 --> 00:10:59,960 - WOULD YOU STOP PLAYING THAT? 319 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,661 - JUST SETTING THE MOOD. 320 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,968 - ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT AN ALIEN? 321 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,336 - YEAH, NO. DEFINITELY NOT. 322 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,839 I AM JUST A TYPICAL MALE EARTH COW. 323 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,707 - HE HAS TENTACLES ON HIS STOMACH! 324 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,075 both: AUGH! 325 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,944 - STILL, YOU CLEARLY POSE NO THREAT. 326 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:20,213 RESUME PLANS TO CONQUER EARTH! 327 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,214 [gasping] 328 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,215 - MILK ME. 329 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,216 thump! 330 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,284 - OH, AND HERE. 331 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:27,721 I THINK THIS BELONGS TO YOU. 332 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:34,394 - OH, YOU GUYS ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. 333 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:37,164 [shrieking] 334 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,869 - HEY, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY SUNSHINE AND PUPPIES 335 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,370 FOR ME, EITHER, YOU KNOW? 336 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,038 - WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT HER HEAD IN A JAR? 337 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,907 - SHE ASSAULTED AN IMPERIAL SCOUT SHIP. 338 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,241 THAT'S A CLASS "D" MISDEMEANOR. 339 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,777 - AND THAT HAIRDO'S A FELONY. 340 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,244 - ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT! 341 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:54,414 IT IS TIME TO CONQUER EARTH! 342 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,383 SUMMON THE ARMADA. 343 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,450 - NO! NOT THE ARMADA! 344 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,386 YOU CAN'T! WHAT'S AN ARMADA? 345 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,822 - YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE IMPERIAL ARMADA? 346 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:05,192 - OOH, LET'S PLAY THEM THE INFORMATIONAL HOLOGRAM! 347 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,928 - IT'S THE IMPERIAL ARMADA... 348 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,262 all: OOH! 349 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,164 - A STATE-OF-THE-ART GALACTIC FIGHTING FORCE 350 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,399 BUILT TO CONQUER PLANETS 351 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,002 AND DESTROY THEIR NATIVE INHABITANTS. 352 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,970 SIT BACK AS ITS CUTTING-EDGE WEAPONRY 353 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,071 REDUCES EARTH TO RUBBLE. 354 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,072 [zapping] 355 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,073 boom! 356 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,074 [screaming] 357 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,510 THEN REBUILDS IT INTO A FABULOUS NEW THEME PARK. 358 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,378 [cheering] 359 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,379 THE IMPERIAL ARMADA, 360 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,949 DOMINATING WORLDS FOR OVER 5,000 TERAFLEENS. 361 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:29,950 - YOU CAN'T CONQUER EARTH. 362 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:30,750 WE WON'T LET YOU. 363 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,252 - BUT THEY HAVE A ROLLER COASTER. 364 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,420 - OH, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. 365 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,188 - BESSY, NO! 366 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:37,024 - HOW'D YOU LIKE ME TO PUT THAT FLYING SAUCER 367 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,792 WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE? 368 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,160 - YOU AND WHAT ARMY? 369 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,029 - MY FIVE-FINGERED ARMY. 370 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,797 - WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO DIENDA? 371 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:44,965 DIENDA MY TENTACLE! 372 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,034 - OOH, I'M FRIGHTENED. 373 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,402 FRIGHTENED THAT YOUR UGLY IS CONTAGIOUS. 374 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,971 - STRONG WORDS FROM A BACKPLANET-DWELLING, 375 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,572 OXYGEN-BREATHING, 376 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,976 DUAL-CHROMOSOMED DESCENDANT OF ANAEROBIC MICROBES. 377 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,010 [gasping] 378 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,011 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 379 00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,280 - THAT ALIEN OUTSASSED BESSY. 380 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:03,450 - I LIKE A MAN WHO CAN SLING AN INSULT. 381 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,418 pop! 382 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,987 twang! 383 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,122 - AND I LIKE A FEMALE WITH FIRE IN HER BELLY. 384 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,591 [chuckling] 385 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,993 - HEY, HE'S FLIRTING ON MY LADY. 386 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,427 - YES, AND WE'RE ALL VERY CREEPED OUT. 387 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,896 - I'M BESSY. 388 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,831 - AND I AM CAPTAIN ZORTGLIP SKIPPY BEEBLEBROX 389 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,067 973 OMEGA WHAAAAUUN. 390 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,068 - AHEM. 391 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,169 - YES, RIGHT. WHERE WERE WE? 392 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,436 - SUMMONING THE ARMADA. 393 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,005 - RIGHT, SUMMONING THE ARMADA. 394 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,107 - POWERING UP SIGNAL DEVICE! 395 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,243 [whirring] 396 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,112 - GUYS, WE CAN'T LET THEM SUMMON THAT ARMADA. 397 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,380 COME ON. I HAVE A PLAN. 398 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,287 - SIGNAL DEVICE POWERED UP IN A DRAMATIC FASHION. 399 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,489 - SUMMONING THE ARMADA IN THREE, 400 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,490 TWO... 401 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,892 [upbeat party music] 402 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,060 GREAT GARGALONS, WHAT IS THAT SOUND? 403 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,528 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU KNOW, 404 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,230 IT REALLY GETS MY TENTACLES TAPPING. 405 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,464 - POWER DOWN. WE SHALL INVESTIGATE. 406 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,133 [whirring] 407 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,169 [laughing and cheering] 408 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,879 WHAT IN THE NAME OF SUPERHEATED HYDROGEN IS THIS PLACE? 409 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:06,880 - OH, WHAT, THIS? 410 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:07,915 IT'S A PARTY. 411 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,449 RELAX. TAKE A LOAD OFF. 412 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,018 - WELL, YOU'RE VERY KIND. 413 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,120 UNFORTUNATELY, WE HAVE AN ARMADA TO SUMMON, SO-- 414 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,122 - OH, COME ON, YOU BIG STUFFY PUSS. 415 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,623 PARTY NOW, CONQUER LATER. 416 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:17,991 WHOO-HOO! 417 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,527 YEE-HAW! 418 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,896 - WELL, I SUPPOSE WE COULD STAY A LITTLE WHILE. 419 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,564 - EXCELLENT. 420 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,933 - WHY DID YOU SAY "EXCELLENT"? 421 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,367 - NOTHING. NO REASON. 422 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:31,138 - YEE-HAW! 423 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,440 - WHEE! 424 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,641 - WHOO! 425 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,509 WHOO-HOO! 426 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,578 - JUMPING QUASARS, YOU'RE AN EXCITING WOMAN. 427 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,248 - YOU AIN'T SO BAD YOURSELF. 428 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,382 - EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE. PARDON ME. 429 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,551 CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 430 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,219 NOW, BEFORE THEY RUSH OFF TO CONQUER EARTH 431 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,354 AND DESTROY US ALL, 432 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,655 LET'S GIVE OUR NEW ALIEN FRIENDS 433 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,690 SOMETHING TO REMEMBER US BY. 434 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,426 [animals exclaiming] 435 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,695 - "WELCOME, RUTHLESS CONQUERORS." 436 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,696 HEY, THAT'S US! 437 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,031 - OH, YOU GUYS. 438 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,399 - ENJOY! ENJOY! 439 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,936 [slurping] 440 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:03,971 - SO WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THE CAKE? 441 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,505 - LET'S SEE... 442 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,208 DYNAMITE, SOME C4 EXPLOSIVE, BLASTING CAPS, 443 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,609 JUST A HINT OF CINNAMON, 444 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,211 AND MORE DYNAMITE. 445 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,046 - SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT HERE. 446 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,518 ZORTGLIP, DON'T EAT THAT! 447 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,719 - BUT IT'S SO CINNAMON-Y. 448 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,154 boom! 449 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:24,124 [cheering] 450 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,226 - WE DID IT! 451 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,028 - YEAH, YOU DID IT, ALL RIGHT. 452 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,963 THE FIRST DECENT MAN TO SET FOOT IN THIS DUMP, 453 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,431 AND YOU BLEW HIM UP. 454 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,665 - GUYS, WAIT. 455 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,067 SOMETHING'S HAPPENING. 456 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,735 - YUCK. - THAT IS GROSS. 457 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,170 - OH, THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 458 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:40,607 NOT COOL. - THAT'S NASTY. 459 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,175 - WOW. 460 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,743 EARTH CAKE REALLY PACKS A WALLOP. 461 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,312 - MORE, PLEASE. 462 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:50,217 - OH, ZORTGLIP SKIPPY BEEBLEBROX 973 OMEGA WHAAAAUUN, 463 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,751 I WAS SO WORRIED. 464 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,253 - I'M FINE, BODACIOUS ONE, 465 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,688 BUT YOUR CONCERN WARMS MY ENZYME SACS. 466 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:59,059 [slurping] 467 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,093 - EW. - OH. 468 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,995 - I CAN'T UN-SEE THAT. 469 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,230 - I'M GONNA CRY. 470 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:07,600 - CAN SOMEONE COVER MY EYES? 471 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,437 - THAT MAY TAKE SOME GETTING USED TO. 472 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,440 - BESSY, I KNOW THIS IS ALL HAPPENING VERY FAST, 473 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,176 BUT IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH THE GIANT BRAIN OF EGON, 474 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:20,347 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO RULE AT MY SIDE AS QUEEN OF EARTH. 475 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,581 - QUEEN OF EARTH? 476 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:22,582 - BESSY, NO! 477 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,716 HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU. 478 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:27,320 I DO, AND I'LL PROVE IT. 479 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,189 smack! 480 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,324 - THE EARTH COW IS MINE. 481 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,759 TASTE PARTICLE BEAM! 482 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:33,626 - PIP, LOOK OUT! 483 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,128 [zapping] 484 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,564 - WHOA! WHOA! 485 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,765 clang! 486 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,200 [gasping] 487 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,435 - PIP! MY TINY SARCASM-SPEWING BUDDY! 488 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,037 WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? 489 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,538 - HE HAS BEEN FROZEN IN CARBOMITE. 490 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,740 HE WON'T BOTHER YOU AGAIN, MY DARLING. 491 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,677 - WHERE DO YOU COME OFF, FREEZE-DRYING MY FRIEND? 492 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,713 - BUT, DEAREST, HE DARED TO EXCHANGE ORAL ENZYMES WITH YOU. 493 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,048 - SWAP THIS, CREEP. 494 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,049 sploosh! 495 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,250 - [yells] 496 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,386 THAT SUBSTANCE! IT BURNS! 497 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,620 - AH, QUIT WHINING. 498 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:01,621 IT'S JUST MILK. 499 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,423 both: MILK? MILK? MILK? 500 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,591 - RUN AWAY! IT'S MILK! 501 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,459 [gibbering] 502 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:07,460 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 503 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:08,695 YOU COULD HAVE DISSOLVED HIM. 504 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,297 - QUICKLY, I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION. 505 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,101 - THANKS FOR THE PARTY. 506 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,302 - SO DID I MISS ANYTHING? 507 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:18,605 - I THINK BESSY... boom! 508 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,640 JUST SHOWED US HOW TO BEAT THOSE ALIEN CREEPS. 509 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,774 - OH. 510 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,243 boom! 511 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,244 NEEDS MORE CINAM-- 512 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,345 boom! 513 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,179 - THE EARTH COWS ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN WE THOUGHT. 514 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,115 ARE WE POWERED UP YET? - YES, SIR. 515 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,549 THE ARMADA AWAITS YOUR SIGNAL. 516 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,484 - THEN THE EARTH IS DOOMED. 517 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,320 - STEP AWAY FROM THE LEVER, TENTACLE BOY. 518 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,860 - FOOLS! 519 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,097 OUR BLASTERS FAR OUTNUMBER YOUR PRIMITIVE MILK WEAPONS. 520 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,365 - THAT'S WHY WE BROUGHT HELP. 521 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:55,808 - IT'S MILKIN' TIME, PUNKS. 522 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,210 zap! 523 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,211 splat! splat! 524 00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,812 [zapping and splatting] 525 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,215 - TAKE THAT! 526 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,250 - AAAGH! 527 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,651 [splatting] 528 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:05,652 - HA HA HA! 529 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,621 [giggling] 530 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:09,856 - AHEM. 531 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,691 - OH, RIGHT. - OOPSIE. 532 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:12,692 HA HA! 533 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:13,693 - LITTLE BIT OF THIS. 534 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:14,727 LITTLE BIT OF THAT. 535 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:15,628 TAKE A BIT OF THIS. 536 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:16,829 - HA! 537 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,165 - WOULD YOU LIKE SOME OF THAT BACK? 538 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,666 - AAUGH! - NO! 539 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,501 [snarls] 540 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,203 [crunching] 541 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,504 zap! - OH! 542 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,838 splat! 543 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,640 - OOH! [growls] 544 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,641 - TAKE THAT! [splatting] 545 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,243 [zapping] 546 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,244 - AAUGH! 547 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,379 - IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT? 548 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,380 TAKE THIS! 549 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,647 zap! splat! 550 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,316 - NO! - [laughing] 551 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,550 [yelping] 552 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,618 [thumping] 553 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,619 - UH-OH. 554 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,753 thump! 555 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,822 [yelling] 556 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:43,823 thump! 557 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,426 OOF. OW. 558 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,328 [all moaning] 559 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,463 - OH, MY BACK. 560 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,532 - YOU ANIMALS HAVE A LOT OF HEART. 561 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,701 TOO BAD WE HAVE TEN OF THEM. 562 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,437 - BESSY, I GOT ONE MORE SHOT IN ME. 563 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,672 REATTACH MY BLASTER, AND MAYBE I CAN GET HIM. 564 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,274 - I GOT A BETTER IDEA. 565 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,875 - OH, THAT'S EMBARRASSING. 566 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,845 [moaning] 567 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,318 - WHY, BESSY? 568 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,819 I OFFERED YOU A WORLD. 569 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,354 - SORRY, ZORTGLIP. 570 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,688 WHEN YOU MESS WITH MY FRIENDS, 571 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,824 YOU HOP ON THE PAIN TRAIN. 572 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,592 I'LL JUST TAKE THIS. 573 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,893 zap! 574 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,830 - [groans] 575 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,898 OOF! 576 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,267 - YOU OKAY, MOUSE? 577 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,368 - I THINK SO. 578 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,537 I MEAN, FEEL WOOZY. 579 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,772 NEED SWEET COW LOVING. 580 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,474 - YEAH, DON'T PUSH IT. 581 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,544 - THANK GOODNESS WE STOPPED HIM BEFORE HE COULD PULL THAT LEVER. 582 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,379 - GUESS WE WON'T BE NEEDING THESE ANYMORE. 583 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,251 all: NO! 584 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,952 [beeping] 585 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:49,289 [whirring and zapping] 586 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,323 - PECK DID IT! 587 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,395 [tires screech] 588 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,629 - DUDE. - DUDE! 589 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,697 [monkey squeals] 590 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,499 [beeping] 591 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,770 - ANYONE ELSE JUST SOIL THEMSELVES? 592 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:04,837 - WE ALL DID, PIG. 593 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,273 BUT THERE'S STILL HOPE. 594 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,707 PIP, ACTIVATE THE SATELLITE DISH. 595 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,576 EVERYONE ELSE, TO THE COSTUME BIN! 596 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,781 - WEAPONS LOCKED ON TARGET, CAPTAIN. 597 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,416 - DESTROY THIS PLANET IMMEDIATELY. 598 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,884 - WAIT, I'M PICKING UP A SIGNAL. 599 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,421 - ON-SCREEN. 600 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,323 - OH, HELLO. I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 601 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,657 IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS MESSAGE, 602 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,426 IT MEANS YOU'RE ABOUT TO RAVAGE OUR WORLD, 603 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:30,797 SO LET'S LEARN A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT EARTH, THE MILK PLANET. 604 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,499 - OH, MY. 605 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,701 - THE CREAMIEST PLANET IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM, 606 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,036 EARTH IS OVER 90% MILK. 607 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,407 OUR MANY SCENIC WONDERS INCLUDE MOUNT MILKOTOA, 608 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,008 THE MILKLANTIC OCEAN, 609 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,009 AND FRANCE. 610 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,010 - C'EST SI BON. 611 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,445 - WHEN CONQUERING, 612 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,580 BE SURE TO AVOID THE MILKSOON SEASON. 613 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,416 sploosh! 614 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,385 - THIS IS HORRIFYING TO ME. 615 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,387 - BUT DON'T MISS MILKTOBERFEST, 616 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,756 WHEN WE DON OUR FESTIVE MILK SUITS 617 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,892 AND DANCE UNTIL THE MILK COMES MILKING DOWN THE MILK. 618 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,694 WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT. 619 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,297 HAVE A GOOD CONQUEST, AND ENJOY YOUR NEW PLANET, 620 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,565 WHICH, AS I MENTIONED BEFORE, 621 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,834 IS PRETTY MUCH ALL MILK. 622 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,737 - ATTENTION, FLEET, REVERSE COURSE IMMEDIATELY. 623 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,804 ABANDON PLANET. 624 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,774 REPEAT, ABANDON PLANET. 625 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:15,875 - RUN AWAY! IT'S MILK! IT'S MILK! 626 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,311 [clanging] 627 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,413 whoosh! 628 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,581 - ABANDON PLANET! 629 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,815 ABANDON PLANET! 630 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:23,883 [whooshing] 631 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,687 [cheering] 632 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,389 - WELL, GUYS, WE SAVED THE EARTH, 633 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,023 TURNED THE SAUCER INTO A GIANT DANCE CLUB, 634 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,759 AND SENT THE ALIENS TO LAS VEGAS 635 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,594 TO HEADLINE THEIR OWN LOUNGE ACT. 636 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,329 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 637 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,365 THANK YOU. YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL CROWD. 638 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,566 - YES, BEAUTIFUL, 639 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,000 EXCEPT THAT GUY IN THE THIRD ROW. 640 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,336 HE HAS THE FACE OF A MELDEXIAN DUNG BEETLE. 641 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,704 [laughter] 642 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:45,705 AM I RIGHT? 643 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:46,706 I'M JUST KIDDING, SIR. 644 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:47,574 I KID OUT OF LOVE. 645 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,377 - AND SPEAKING OF LOVE, HIT IT, MARTY! 646 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:54,347 - * DON'T GO FLOXING MY SECONDARY MANDIBULAR VALVE * 647 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:57,417 - * I WON'T GO FLOXING YOUR SECONDARY MANDIBULAR VALVE * 648 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,586 - YOU STINK! 649 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,488 - AND PLUS... boom! 650 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,055 THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF CAKE LEFT. 651 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:05,625 - YUP, I GUESS EVERYTHING WORKED OUT ALL SHINY AND GOOD-LIKE. 652 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,793 - SURE DID, 653 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,662 UNLESS YOU COUNT MRS. BEADY BEING A DISEMBODIED HEAD. 654 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:10,763 - OH, DON'T WORRY. 655 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,098 FREDDY AND I PUT HER BACK TOGETHER 656 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,366 WITH THE ALIENS' RAY GUN. 657 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,668 - YEAH, SHE'S ALMOST AS GOOD AS NEW. 658 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,537 - ALMOST? 659 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:20,607 - NATHAN, WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE. 660 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,142 - MY TEAM HAS A SITUATION. 661 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,812 - UGH, JUST LOOK AT ME FOR ONE SECOND. 662 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,415 - UGH, SEEN YOU A MILLION TIMES. 663 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:31,384 - FINE, BUT DON'T BLAME ME IF DINNER IS LATE. 664 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:32,952 I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU COOK A MEAL 665 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,755 WHEN YOUR ARM'S WHERE YOUR LEG SHOULD BE. 666 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,090 MAYBE I'LL GO ON THE GARALDO SHOW. 667 00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:45,798 HE'LL BELIEVE ME ABOUT THE ALIENS. 668 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:48,568 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com