1 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:08,142 I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE, I'LL BE BACK. 2 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:10,678 CLEAR! 3 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:15,683 ALL RIGHT! 4 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,185 "RAT-ABUNGA!" 5 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:20,421 Man: * FROM THE HAYSTACKS UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 6 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,256 * WE GO ON DANCING... 7 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,526 * ...THROUGH THE NIGHT 8 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:26,794 OW, OW, OK, OW. 9 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,296 OW! 10 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:29,530 WHOO! 11 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:32,100 * DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER, NOW 12 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:35,169 * GONNA PARTY NOW TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 13 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,271 * DO-SI-DO AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 14 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:41,809 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL. * 15 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:44,412 HA-HA! 16 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:05,199 MORNIN'. 17 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:07,501 NOISE! 18 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,340 MORNING, LADIES. 19 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:23,617 AH, GONNA BE A GREAT DAY. 20 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:38,199 AH. 21 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:40,201 Paperboy: EVERY MORNING. 22 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:41,569 STUPID BEARS. 23 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,804 PAPERS ARE HERE. 24 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,674 DAIRY'S STILL STRONG IN THE MARKET. 25 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:48,309 I'M ON A WINNING TEAM. 26 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,711 LOOKS LIKE PARLIAMENT'S AT IT AGAIN. 27 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:51,912 DUDE, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS, YOU CAN'T READ. 28 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,881 I THOUGHT IT WOULD SOUND BETTER THAN 29 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:55,716 HEY, LOOK, "BLOBBETY-GLOOP, BLOBBETY-BLAH." 30 00:01:55,749 --> 00:02:00,221 I LOVE THE LIFE AND STYLE SECTION. 31 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:03,891 SWEET CUD, THE NEW ROCK-A-BOWL LASE-ARIUM BOWLING ALLEY IS OPENING TONIGHT- AND IT'S FREE. 32 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,826 FREE BOWLING, LASERS? 33 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,361 WOW, LASER BOWLING. SOUNDS PRETTY COOL. 34 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:08,629 WHAT'LL THEY THINK OF NEXT? 35 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:12,300 SO NOT FAIR, HUMANS GET TO HAVE ALL THE FUN. 36 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:15,169 UH-OH, OTIS IS GETTING THAT LOOK. 37 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:18,272 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S THE LOOK. 38 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:19,507 OH, NOW HE'S GRINNING, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 39 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:22,743 I JUST HATE IT WHEN HE GRINS OR IS HAPPY IN ANY WAY AT ALL. 40 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:23,744 IS THAT WRONG? 41 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,846 IN THREE, TWO, ONE. 42 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:28,216 WE ARE TOTALLY DRESSING UP LIKE HUMAN TEENAGERS 43 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:30,751 AND GOING TO THE ROCK-A-BOWL LASE-ARIUM TONIGHT! 44 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,220 WHAT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 45 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,754 DID YOU JUST SAY THAT? HAVE YOU GONE MAD? 46 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:34,955 OTIS, THAT'S CRAZY. 47 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,691 YOU WANT TO RISK DRESSING UP AS HUMAN JUST TO GO BOWLING? 48 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:39,693 WE'D BE CRAZY NOT TO DO IT. 49 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,595 IT'S A SIMPLE MATHEMATICAL EQUATION. 50 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,731 BOWLING PLUS LASERS PLUS US 51 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,533 EQUALS MUCHO "FUN-IENTE." 52 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,368 AND IT'S FREE. 53 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:48,802 PERSONALLY, I HAVE NO MONEY AND NO POCKETS 54 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,571 SO THAT'S A SWEET FIT. 55 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:52,806 HOLD UP, RUMP ROAST, CHECK THE FINE PRINT. 56 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,776 IT'S LADIES NIGHT, ONLY GIRLS GET IN FOR FREE. 57 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,678 Otis: WHAT, LET ME SEE THAT. 58 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:59,380 WAH-WAH. 59 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:00,748 OH, MAN, WHAT A RIP. 60 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,483 GIRLS GET ALL THE BREAKS. 61 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,885 OTIS, THAT'S A LOAD OF POTATOES AND YOU KNOW IT. 62 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,421 OH, PLEASE, GIRLS GET DOORS HELD OPEN FOR THEM 63 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:09,323 THEY GET TO DOT THEIR "I"s WITH LITTLE HEARTS 64 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:10,891 THEY ALMOST NEVER HAVE TO WORK ON CHAIN GANGS. 65 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,526 OH, GIVE ME A BREAK. 66 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,994 YOU WOULDN'T LAST A DAY AS A GIRL. 67 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,763 OH, I WOULDN'T. NO. 68 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,231 WELL, JUST YOU WATCH US. 69 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,267 YEAH... WHAT? 70 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,502 WIG UP, GUYS, WE'RE CRASHING LADIES' NIGHT. 71 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,003 UH, NUH-UH. WHAT? 72 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,373 ALTHOUGH I DO LOOK GOOD IN A SKIRT. 73 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:26,540 I ASSUME. 74 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:27,808 OH, RIGHT. OH, YEAH. 75 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:30,744 Man: * MAKING US UP LIKE GIRLS 76 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:33,681 * PUTTING SOME OF THIS ON AND A LITTLE BIT OF THAT * 77 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,550 * PUT SOME RED STUFF ON THERE AND PUT ON A DRESS * 78 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:39,887 * NO, IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL 79 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,789 * MAYBE JUST A LITTLE WEIRD. 80 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:42,856 Otis: ALL RIGHT, GUYS, GRAB AN EYEFUL. 81 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,693 WOW. 82 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,428 HOT STUFF. AI-AI. 83 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,330 HEY, HOW COME I HAVE TO BE ON THE INSIDE? 84 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:50,864 BECAUSE I'M A HOTTIE. 85 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,434 NOW I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GIRLS GAVE US THESE CLOTHES 86 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:54,768 IT'S JUST GONNA HELP ME PROVE MY POINT. 87 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,804 OH, WE'RE HAPPY TO. 88 00:03:56,837 --> 00:04:00,308 YEAH, NOW YOU CAN TEST YOUR THEORY ABOUT HOW GIRLS GET ALL THE BREAKS. 89 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,376 OH, WE'LL TEST IT, ALL RIGHT. 90 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:06,013 : COME ON, LADIES, LET'S HIT THE LANES. 91 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:08,849 I GUESS I'M TOO SMALL TO GO WITH YOU GUYS. 92 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:11,785 Otis: OH, REALLY, "POOKIE THE CHIHUAHUA"? 93 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:15,423 OK, LADIES, LET'S MOVE IT OUT. 94 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,458 LET'S DO IT. COMING THROUGH. 95 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:22,663 Man: * WELL, I GOT STYLE TO BURN AND LOOKS TO MATCH * 96 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,898 * I'M A BEAUTY QUEEN, I'M QUITE THE CATCH * 97 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,934 * HAIRY LEGS AND MASSIVE THIGHS * 98 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,303 * I DISGUST THE GIRLS, CONFUSE THE GUYS * 99 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:30,037 HUH? 100 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,373 WHOA... 101 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:33,574 Man: * ...WONDER WHY MY NECK'S SO THICK * 102 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,609 * BUT I DON'T CARE, I KNOW I'M HOT * 103 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,348 Man: * LIVING A LIE, LIVING A LIE * 104 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:42,483 * LIVING A LIE, WE'RE LIVING A LIE. * 105 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:49,423 HEY, YOU, LIKE, PUT THAT ROPE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. 106 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:51,725 OPEN IT UP OR I'M GONNA GET YOU IN BIG TROUBLE. 107 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:54,995 LADIES ARE FREE, YOU DORKS PAY $5. 108 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:56,730 YEAH, RIGHT. 109 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:59,367 $5, SO NOT HAPPENING. 110 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,434 DUDE, THAT'S SO NOT HAPPENING. 111 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:01,935 THEN YOU DON'T GET IN. 112 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,871 WE DIDN'T WANT TO COME IN, ANYWAY. 113 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:07,908 BOWLING'S STUPID AND THE SHOES ARE LAME, RIGHT, GUYS? 114 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,009 RIGHT. TOTALLY STUPID. 115 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,545 HAVE FUN BEING A BOWLING DOORMAN. 116 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,514 GIVE HIM THE TREATMENT, FELLOWS. 117 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,916 YOU'RE A BOWLING DOORMAN. STUPID BOWLING DOORMAN. 118 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:17,985 HERE, LET ME OPEN THE DOOR FOR SOME BOWLERS. 119 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:18,986 BOWLING DOORS. 120 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,053 YOU WANT TO BOWL IN THIS BUILDING? 121 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:21,054 MR. BOWLER. 122 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,925 YOU WERE JUST SO PUNKED BY MY POSSE. 123 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:28,729 THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE A POSSE AND YOU DON'T. 124 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:29,763 COME ON. 125 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,999 : Hey, laugh, so it seems like we won. 126 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:40,641 ARE WE THERE YET? 127 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:41,709 THESE HEELS ARE KILLING ME. 128 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:44,545 THAT IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR LOOKING SO FINE. 129 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,747 OH, THIS IS CRAZY, OTIS. 130 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:50,484 ONLY A COMPLETE IDIOT IS GONNA BELIEVE WE'RE REALLY GIRLS. 131 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:51,952 WHAT? 132 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:58,859 WELL, HELLO, PRETTY MAMAS. 133 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,463 FRESH. OW. 134 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:03,731 YEAH, OW. 135 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,065 HEY... 136 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:08,669 I LIKE A GIRL WITH MASSIVE FOREARMS. 137 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,671 WHAT MIDDLE SCHOOL DO YOU GALS GO TO? 138 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,005 OH, 139 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,675 YOU KNOW, THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE. 140 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,844 ACROSS FROM THE OTHER THING. 141 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,946 WELL, GOTTA GO 142 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,848 YOU SHOULD TOTALLY ASK 'EM. 143 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,052 RIGHT, I'M ASKING, OK. 144 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:31,058 UH, YOU SUPER-FINE MAMACITAS SHOULD, LIKE, TOTALLY GO OUT WITH US ON A DATE. 145 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:31,625 RATHER STARVE. 146 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:32,626 DEFINITELY NOT. 147 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,695 NO. 148 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,430 BEFORE YOU ANSWER... 149 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,666 CHECK OUT THESE SWEET SALSA MOVES. 150 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,033 OH, HERE COMES THE HEAT. 151 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:46,440 THERE'S NO STOPPING THE MOJO. 152 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:49,009 OW, OW. 153 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,978 DIG. 154 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,481 NEED I SAY MORE? 155 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,816 IT'S TOTALLY DATE TIME. 156 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,050 GET US OUT OF THIS. 157 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:57,985 LET'S LEAVE. 158 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,920 STILL "NO." 159 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:02,923 WE'D LOVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU. 160 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:06,660 JUST GIVE US A FEW MINUTES TO FRESHEN UP SOMEPLACE WHERE YOU'RE NOT. 161 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:11,599 COME ON, LET'S DITCH THESE OUTFITS AND GET BACK TO GUY-HOOD. 162 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,133 OH, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 163 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,935 OH, GREAT, MY DRESS IS STUCK. 164 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,169 MY WIG WON'T COME OFF. 165 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,071 WHAT THE CUD? 166 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,807 DUDES, I THINK SOMEBODY PUT GLUE IN YOUR OUTFITS. 167 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,075 GLUE, NO ONE PUTS GLUE IN OUTFITS, WHO WOULD PUT... 168 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,144 ABBY! 169 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,112 AND BESSY. 170 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:27,047 AND BESSY! 171 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:31,819 AH, THE SWEET SOUND OF A MORON'S LAMENT. 172 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,022 HEY, THERE, THEY ARE. 173 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:36,990 DON'T WORRY, I GOT A STINK BOMB IN MY PURSE. 174 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,626 DUDE, I TOOK IT OUT TO MAKE ROOM. 175 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:41,061 WHAT, WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TAKE A SHOULDER BAG? 176 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,262 IT'D CLASH WITH MY EARRINGS. 177 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,865 OH, NO, I'M GONNA BE PERMANENTLY HOT. 178 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,233 HERE THEY COME. 179 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:49,637 SO, YOU LADIES WANT TO GRAB SOME PIZZA? 180 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:50,871 IT'S ON US. 181 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:54,007 WELL, YOU BOYS ARE ALL TOTALLY SOMEWHAT MILDLY UNAPPEALING 182 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,576 BUT I'M AFRAID WE 183 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:58,679 YEP, EVERY STINKING BITE YOU TAKE 184 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,981 WILL BE COMPLETELY BECAUSE OF ME. 185 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:04,852 WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE DATE. 186 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,153 WHAT? OTIS, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 187 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:12,292 OK, RIGHT THIS WAY, JUST FOLLOW ME. 188 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,028 * YOU KNOW YOU LIKE ME, YOU KNOW YOU DO * 189 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,197 * JUST FOLLOW ME AROUND, WHOO-HOO-HOO. * 190 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,032 LEAD THE WAY TO FREE-FOOD TOWN. 191 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:20,200 OTIS. 192 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,101 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 193 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,670 HELLO, FREE PIZZA. 194 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:24,004 THE BOWLING ALLEY HAD FREE ADMISSION 195 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:24,938 BUT I CAN'T EAT THAT. 196 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:27,074 AT LEAST THE NIGHT WON'T BE A TOTAL LOSS. 197 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,612 OH, ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN PAY? 198 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,681 LIKE, "SHU-DUH." 199 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:37,017 MY DAD GAVE ME MONEY TO BUY CREAM FOR HIS PAINFUL SKIN CONDITION 200 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:40,187 BUT I FILLED THE TUBE WITH HAND SOAP AND POCKETED THE DOUGH. 201 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:43,056 MY, AREN'T YOU THE CLEVER LITTLE TROLL. 202 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:46,126 , THAT'S RIGHT. 203 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:47,695 I'M A "PONT-ERPRENEUR." 204 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,630 OH, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LITTLE TROLL LANGUAGE. 205 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,231 CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 206 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:54,034 SHU-DOUBLE-DUH, WHAT A GOOF. 207 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,736 UM, WE'LL TAKE THE... 208 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,105 13 VEGETARIAN PIZZAS, FOUR DOUBLE CHEESE 209 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,674 AND SIX OF THE HOUSE SPECIAL DEEP-DISH, PLEASE. 210 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,175 BARK, BARK. 211 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,644 OH, YES, AND A JALAPEÑO CANNOLI FOR POOKIE. 212 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,979 DO YOU HAVE ANY LIVE FOWL? 213 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:08,949 UH, NOT TO EAT, TO... OBSERVE. 214 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,151 OH, AND KEEP THE CHEESE BREAD COMING. 215 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,653 YOU HEARD THE LADIES. 216 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,054 AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT. 217 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,294 UM, I HAVE RABIES. 218 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:22,262 I'M NOT PICKY. 219 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:25,899 I THINK YOU'RE TOTALLY CUTE. 220 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:33,273 Freddy: OH, THIS IS WONDERFUL. 221 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,742 SO GOOD, MM-MM-MM. 222 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:35,909 MM. 223 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:41,281 SO AFTER WE'RE DONE HERE 224 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:45,819 MAYBE YOU GALS WANT TO WATCH US TIP OVER SOME STINKY BARN ANIMALS. 225 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:48,288 HMM, UM, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT. 226 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,923 AUGH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 227 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,324 OOPS, MY BAD. 228 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,927 THAT COMES OUT WITH CLUB SODA. 229 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,898 COULD SOMEONE PASS THE GARLIC SALT? 230 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,333 MY, AREN'T WE HAVING FUN? 231 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:03,170 WELL, I GUESS THIS IS GOOD NIGHT. 232 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,272 NOT SO FAST, LADIES. 233 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,240 WE BOUGHT YOU PIZZA. 234 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,309 NOW COMES DESSERT. 235 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,647 KISS US, KISS US, KISS US, COME ON. 236 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,916 ON THE MOUTH. 237 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,050 KISSY... 238 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,821 OH, ALL RIGHT. 239 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,322 Otis: PIG... GOTTA GO. 240 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,024 Pig: WELL, THEY DID BUY US PIZZA. 241 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,358 HEY. WHAT THE? 242 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,661 AW, THEY'RE JUST PLAYING HARD TO GET. 243 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:32,332 AND I LOVE THAT BECAUSE IT'S ALLURING, EVASIVE AND SEXY. 244 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,768 I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS FREE PIZZA. 245 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,704 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, GIRLFRIEND. 246 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,407 WHEW. 247 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,910 OK, THIS MIGHT HURT A BIT. 248 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,012 PEDESTRIANS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. 249 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,780 HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN, LET ME TRY. 250 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,416 SEA BASS IS A TENDER FISH. 251 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:52,119 DANISH PASTRIES ARE GOOD. 252 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,387 SO, HOW'D THE EVENING GO, LADIES? 253 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,756 HORRIBLE. TERRIBLE. 254 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,390 THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE GLUE TRICK 255 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,960 WE GOT STUCK ON A DATE WITH SNOTTY BOY AND HIS PALS. 256 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,395 OH, TOO BAD. 257 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:05,899 OTIS, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY TO US? 258 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,400 OH, I DON'T KNOW, ABBY. 259 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,370 I'LL LET YOU KNOW AFTER I GO TO SUPER-SMACKDOWN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING 260 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,039 WITH SNOTTY BOY TUESDAY NIGHT! 261 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,273 SAY WHAT? 262 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,176 THAT'S RIGHT, SNOTTY BOY OFFERED ME A FREE TICKET 263 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,378 THUS PROVING MY POINT THAT GIRLS GET ALL THE BREAKS. 264 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,248 I THINK THAT GLUE SEEPED INTO HIS HEAD. 265 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,116 OTIS, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, IT'S... 266 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:23,817 DISGUSTING? 267 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:24,785 VOMIT 268 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,787 A GOOD PLOT FOR A BUDDY COMEDY? 269 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,927 Chorus: * COW IN A DRESS AND A BRATTY JERK * 270 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:37,297 * THEY'RE A CRAZY PAIR, BUT THEY MAKE IT WORK * 271 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,432 * ONE IS ALWAYS ANGRY 272 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,102 * AND ONE SAYS "MOO" 273 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:47,775 * NOW THEY'RE IN A BUDDY COMEDY SHOW FOR YOU. * 274 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,376 OR MAYBE NOT. YEAH, NO. 275 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,410 AW, FORGET I MENTIONED IT. 276 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,212 SO WHAT YOU'RE TELLING US IS... 277 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,346 THAT'S RIGHT. 278 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,215 SNOTTY AND I ARE DATIN'. 279 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,285 HORRIFYING, AIN'T IT? 280 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,422 OTIS, WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU THINKING? 281 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,358 YOU CAN'T KEEP GOING OUT WITH SNOTTY BOY TO GET FREE STUFF. 282 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,427 OH, YES, I CAN. 283 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,763 IT'S CALLED THE LAW OF THE LADIES, AND I LIKES IT. 284 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:12,800 YOU GET ASKED OUT, EAT FREE FOOD AND ENJOY THE FREE SHOW. 285 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,301 A SWEET DEAL ALL AROUND. 286 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,269 I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW. 287 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,005 IF YOU PLAY WITH HIS HEART, YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT. 288 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,372 HEART? 289 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,108 YOU MEAN THAT TINY, ACID-SOAKED SACK OF GRAVEL 290 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,176 THAT SITS WHERE HIS HEART SHOULD BE? 291 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:26,546 COME ON, HE'S AWFUL, RUDE, INSULTING AND HORRIFYING IN EVERY WAY. 292 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,249 THEN WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ANYWHERE WITH HIM? 293 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,985 WELL, BECAUSE IT'S WRESTLING! 294 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,959 OK, THIS IS SO NOT THE WRESTLING ARENA. 295 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,127 OF COURSE NOT. 296 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,062 IT'S A STUPID FRENCH RESTAURANT 297 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,397 BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO ON A SECOND DATE. 298 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:48,301 I KNOW BECAUSE I READ IT IN A BOOK CALLED "MAKE 'EM LIKE YOU." 299 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,537 Man: * AW, BABY 300 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,572 WOW, HOW ENDEARING. 301 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,243 SO NOW'S THE TIME WE DO THE THING CALLED "DATE TALK." 302 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,411 SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. 303 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,880 I WAS BORN IN A... 304 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,281 Snotty Boy: WHATEVER. 305 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:04,084 LET'S SKIP THIS STUPID STUFF AND TALK ABOUT ME. 306 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,019 I HAVE A TOTALLY LAME DAD 307 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,821 WHO WANTS ME TO FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS 308 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,589 BUT I'M LIKE "NO WAY." 309 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,826 WELL, WHILE FEIGNING INTEREST, I WOULD ASK, "WHAT DOES HE DO FOR A LIVING? 310 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,361 IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD." 311 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,063 HE'S A PROFESSIONAL CLOWN. 312 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,097 I WAS WRONG. 313 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,899 WHO WOULD WANT TO BE A STUPID CLOWN? 314 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:19,933 I HATE IT. 315 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,501 NOW YOU SHOULDN'T HATE YOUR FATHER 316 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,037 JUST BECAUSE HIS JOB IS BEING A CLOWN. 317 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,606 : "OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HATE YOUR FATHER 318 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,509 JUST BECAUSE HIS JOB IS BEING A STUPID CLOWN." 319 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,412 OK, MAYBE IT'S BEST IF I JUST... 320 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:35,415 Waiter: MAY I OFFER YOU OUR CHEF'S COMPLIMENTARY APPETIZER PLATE? 321 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,084 OH, DON'T MIND IF I DO. 322 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,052 MM, MM. 323 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,422 IS THE LADY READY TO ORDER THIS EVENING? 324 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,358 YES, I'LL HAVE THE... 325 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,894 HOLD IT, HUGE GIRL. 326 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:51,231 OH, THAT'S GONNA BE MY PET NAME FOR YOU, "HUGEY." 327 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:54,034 I'M GOING TO ORDER FOR US, BECAUSE I HAVE COUPONS 328 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,568 AND THEY'RE ONLY GOOD FOR CERTAIN ITEMS. 329 00:13:55,602 --> 00:14:00,440 WE'LL BOTH HAVE THE CHEZ FRENCH COUPON SPECIAL BEEF PATTY. 330 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,944 IT COMES WITH HOOVES AND IT'S TOTALLY FREE WITH MY COUPON. 331 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,914 OH, NO, I'M A VEGETARIAN, I CAN'T HAVE MEAT. 332 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,315 THEN STARVE! 333 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:13,086 WELL, THIS IS NICE, ISN'T IT? 334 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,355 YOU MUST BE TOTALLY THINKING 335 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,524 "PRETTY SWEET SECOND DATE." 336 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,559 I DON'T KNOW IF I WAS TOTALLY THINKING THAT. 337 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,328 : HANG IN THERE, BUDDY. 338 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,197 JUST THINK WRESTLING, SUPER-SMACKDOWN. 339 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,633 FREE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING. 340 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,371 BREAK HIS FACE. 341 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,439 SQUEEZE HIS ANKLES. 342 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,307 : YES, THIS WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT. 343 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,944 : YOU'RE GOING DOWN, SGT. SUNSHINE! 344 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,079 GREAT SEATS, HUH? 345 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,280 : YEAH, THEY'RE AWESOME. 346 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,416 : I MEAN, YES, THEY ARE DELIGHTFULLY SITUATED. 347 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,153 THEY'D BETTER BE. 348 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,555 THESE WERE, LIKE, THE PREMIERE COUPONS OF ALL TIME. 349 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,091 I HAD TO CALL INTO A STUPID RADIO STATION 350 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:54,461 1,000 TIMES A DAY, EVERY DAY, FOR A MONTH. 351 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,629 AND I WON THEM BECAUSE I'M A WINNER. 352 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,099 : THAT'S INTERESTING, I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU. 353 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,301 : PUNCH HIM IN THE THYMUS GLAND! 354 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:05,305 Audience: ONE, TWO, THREE. 355 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:11,711 OK, FOLKS, IT'S TIME FOR THE AUDIENCE TAG-TEAM. 356 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,416 I NEED TWO GUTSY VOLUNTEERS 357 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,485 TO GO THREE MINUTES IN THE RING. 358 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,687 RIGHT HERE. 359 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,023 WAIT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 360 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,958 COME ON, WE CAN WIN IT. 361 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:28,361 I DON'T KNOW, I'M RETAINING A LOT OF PIZZA RIGHT NOW, AND I... 362 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,396 OH, DEAR. 363 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,698 Announcer: WE HAVE A VOLUNTEER. 364 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,368 IS THAT A GIRL? 365 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,204 DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT? 366 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,206 PERHAPS THIS ISN'T THE BEST IDEA. 367 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,241 CHECK OUT THIS HANDSOME COUPLE. 368 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:45,078 KIDS, CAST YOUR EYES ACROSS THE RING AND SAY HELLO TO... 369 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,047 THE BULK BROTHERS. 370 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,150 THE BULK BROTHERS? 371 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,518 SWEET. 372 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,486 WOW, WE'RE GOING TO DIE. 373 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,756 COME ON, WE ONLY HAVE TO LAST, LIKE, THREE MINUTES. 374 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,759 WITH YOUR GIGANTIC MAN-BODY, IT'S A SURE THING. 375 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,132 OK, WE CAN DO THIS. 376 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,167 IF WE GET INTO TROUBLE, WE'LL KEEP TAPPING EACH OTHER IN. 377 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,136 GREAT, YOU GO FIRST. 378 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,071 WHAT? 379 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,742 ONE, TWO... 380 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,045 HEY, I'M NOT SURE THAT'S EXACTLY LEGAL. 381 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,079 OUCHIE. 382 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,413 UH, LADY HERE. 383 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,086 OK, OK, IN TROUBLE, TAG IN, TAG IN. 384 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:29,322 OH, SORRY, CAN'T QUITE REACH. 385 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,591 ONE MINUTE, YOU'RE DOING GREAT, HUGEY. 386 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,525 NO, I AM NOT. 387 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:35,528 HEY, EVERYBODY, THIS IS MY DATE, HUGEY. 388 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,597 LIKE A PET NAME I HAVE FOR HER. 389 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,067 WAIT A MINUTE, I JUST WANT TO CLARIFY. 390 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,602 * ME AND HUGEY, HUGEY AND ME * 391 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,671 WIN THAT FIGHT, HUGEY. 392 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,642 WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA... 393 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:56,716 WHEW, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW OTIS GETS OUT OF THIS ONE. 394 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,554 BUT FIRST, LET'S ANSWER SOME OF TODAY'S VIEWER MAIL. 395 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,656 HERE'S ONE FROM JOE-JOE, AGE 11. 396 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,759 "DEAR PIG, HOW CAN I GET A GIRL TO NOTICE ME?" 397 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,661 WELL, JOE-JOE, ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE 398 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,531 USING SCIENCE AND DOLLS. 399 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,066 "LA-LA, LA-LA. 400 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,634 I'M A GIRL, I'M PRETTY." 401 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,404 "HELLO, I'M A BOY, I LOVE YOU." 402 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,239 "OH, THIS IS SO SUDDEN. 403 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,807 DO YOU HAVE A CAR AND A FOOD PROCESSOR?" 404 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,409 "YES, I HAVE MONEY." 405 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,411 "WHOA, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" 406 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,414 "THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT, IT IS TIME FOR MARRIAGE. 407 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,482 UP, UP, AND AWAY." 408 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,583 "MY FRIENDS WILL BE SO JEALOUS." 409 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,752 WELL, I HOPE THAT HELPED. 410 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,354 NOW BACK TO THE ACTION. 411 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,688 Otis: WHOA-WHOA-WHOA... 412 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,227 DON'T GET ANY CORNDOG ON YOUR SHIRT. 413 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,829 YOU CAN WEAR IT TO MY FUNERAL. 414 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,768 TAG, TAG! 415 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,709 OK, THAT'S IT. 416 00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,279 EXCUSE ME. 417 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,480 HUH? HUH? 418 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,415 : YOU'RE GOING DOWN! 419 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,625 WHOA. 420 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,661 WHOA. 421 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,198 WE HAVE A WINNER. 422 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,699 I DID IT. 423 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,769 I COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY ROCK! 424 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,805 THIS IS THE BEST DATE EVER! 425 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,640 WE DID IT. 426 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,276 PUCKER UP, BABY. 427 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,777 PUCKER THIS. 428 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,147 WHAT A WOMAN. 429 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,790 HEY, OTIS IS BACK. 430 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,158 DISH, GIRLFRIEND. 431 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,193 TELL US EVERYTHING. 432 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,360 HEY, OTIS, HOW WAS THE DATE? 433 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,729 GENTLEMEN, THAT WAS AMAZING. 434 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,664 ONE OF THE GREATEST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE. 435 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,533 DUDE, YOU LOVE BEING WITH SNOTTY BOY? 436 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,503 NO, I HATE THE LITTLE FREAK, BUT I LOVE ALL THE STUFF. 437 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,238 OTIS, THAT IS JUST SO WRONG. 438 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,740 YEAH, WRONG LIKE A FOX... WITH STUFF. 439 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,842 WAIT A SECOND, WHAT'S THAT? 440 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:03,843 OH, ARE YOU NOTICING THAT? 441 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,479 OH, YEAH, THAT'S JUST MY CHAMPIONSHIP BELT. 442 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,681 YEAH, GO AHEAD, TOUCH IT, IT'S REAL. 443 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,450 NO, MORON, SHE MEANS THAT. 444 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,918 WHAT, THIS RING THING? 445 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,820 OH, I DON'T KNOW, SNOTTY BOY GAVE IT TO ME. 446 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,388 PROBABLY SOME KIND OF WRESTLING SOUVENIR OR SOMETHING. 447 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:16,723 NO, IT ISN'T. 448 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,525 IT'S SOME KIND OF A DECODER RING. 449 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,593 AND IT'S GOT HIS NAME ON IT. 450 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,495 SO, I MEAN, SO WHAT? 451 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,431 SO WHAT NOTHING. 452 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,966 OTIS, YOU AND SNOTTY BOY ARE GOING STEADY. 453 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,336 UNCONSCIOUS. 454 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,805 OK, STEP ASIDE, THIS SHOULD WORK. 455 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,276 AUGH, SKUNK IN MY LUNGS! 456 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,644 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT HAPPENED? 457 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,812 OH, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU'RE GOING STEADY WITH SNOTTY BOY. 458 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,582 UNCONSCIOUS AGAIN. 459 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,352 THAT'S RIDICULOUS, I AM NOT, I MEAN, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. 460 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:48,755 I THINK YOU TWO WILL MAKE A WONDERFUL COUPLE. 461 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,957 MAYBE YOU CAN LIVE REALLY FAR AWAY. 462 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,325 I'LL EVEN HELP YOU PACK. 463 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,793 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 464 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,328 COME ON, ABBY, YOU GOTTA HELP ME HERE. 465 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,729 GEE, OTIS... 466 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,399 YOU SAID IT'S SO EASY AND GREAT BEING A GIRL AND ALL. 467 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,501 IT WAS EASY DURING THE FREEBIE PHASE. 468 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,603 NOW IT'S GOTTEN ALL RINGY, AND I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICKY. 469 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:04,971 MAKE HIM SAY IT, ABBY. 470 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,506 DON'T HELP HIM UNLESS HE SAYS IT. 471 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,907 ALL RIGHT. 472 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,942 I WAS WRONG, YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT. 473 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,611 WE SHOULDN'T HAVE POSED AS GIRLS. 474 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,380 OR IF WE DID, MAYBE JUST ONE TIME LESS. 475 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,581 UH-UH-UH. 476 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,583 OK, NOT AT ALL. 477 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,984 WE SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT AT ALL, ALL RIGHT? 478 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,018 I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU. 479 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,587 YOU'RE SMART, AND I'M A DORK. 480 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,490 NOW WHAT DO I DO, AND CAN YOU DO IT FOR ME? 481 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,392 YOU HAVE TO FACE THIS LIKE A MAN. 482 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,627 YOU MEAN A DRESSED AS A WOMAN WHO'S REALLY A COW? 483 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,928 EXACTLY. 484 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,764 YOU HAVE TO GIVE SNOTTY BOY HIS RING BACK AND BREAK UP WITH HIM. 485 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,766 HOW DO I DO THAT, HE'LL NEVER LET ME GO. 486 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,867 I'M TOO WONDERFUL. 487 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,270 YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN. 488 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,771 THAT SOUNDS HARD. 489 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,440 HOW ABOUT I TELL HIM I... MOVED AWAY? 490 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,410 THAT'LL WORK, THEN REALLY MOVE AWAY TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD. 491 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,544 Announcer: THE NEXT DAY. 492 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:48,948 EUGENE, WE NEED TO TALK. 493 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,851 I GOT YOU A CORSAGE-Y. 494 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,854 LET ME PIN IT ON YOUR GIANT UPPER BODY. 495 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,723 NO, MY UPPER BODY'S FINE, LOOK, EUGENE... 496 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,790 Snotty Boy: PINNING IT. 497 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:58,925 OK. Snotty Boy: YOU PIN THEM. 498 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,026 GOT IT. Snotty Boy: PINNY. 499 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,594 ALL RIGHT, EUGENE... 500 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:04,897 IN LIFE, MANY TIMES THERE ARE SEPARATE WAYS... 501 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,534 LOOK OUT, DUCK DOWN, IT'S MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND. 502 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,968 YOUR WHAT? MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND. 503 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,937 THE PRETTY ONE OVER THERE. 504 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,840 YOU HAD ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME? 505 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,742 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 506 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,943 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING STEADY. 507 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,911 YOU GOT TWO-TIMED. 508 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,915 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 509 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,518 MEN ARE NOTHING BUT UNGRATEFUL, SELF-CENTERED JERKS. 510 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:26,786 AM I RIGHT, SISTER? 511 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:27,787 COME ON, UP TOP. 512 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,322 MAN-STEALER. 513 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,758 TWO GIRLS FIGHTING OVER ME. 514 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,925 COMPLETELY COOL. 515 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,362 WHOA, HOLD ON, YOU CAN HAVE HIM, I HATE THE LITTLE MONSTER. 516 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,430 YOU'RE THE MONSTER, YOU BIG HOME WRECKER. 517 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,033 WAIT A MINUTE. 518 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:45,805 HUH 519 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,039 WHAT? 520 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,543 EW, YOU'RE BOTH HIDEOUS. 521 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:51,911 THAT'S IT, IT'S OVER. 522 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:56,849 SO WHAT'D YOU GET OUT OF HIM? 523 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,919 EH, DINNERS, A LITTLE JEWELRY, SOME BATH OIL, HOW 'BOUT YOU? 524 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,754 CHOCOLATE, SOME BARBELLS. 525 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:02,989 NICE. 526 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:04,557 LET'S NEVER SPEAK OF THIS TO ANYONE. 527 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:05,892 YEAH, UH, YEAH. 528 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:10,897 BOY, YOU WERE RIGHT, ABBY. 529 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,700 I HAD NO IDEA HOW EMOTIONALLY TURBULENT BEING A WOMAN CAN BE. 530 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,935 SO I'M GUESSING I WON'T BE SEEING YOU BOYS 531 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,405 DRESS UP AS LADIES AGAIN ANY TIME SOON. 532 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,906 NOT IN THIS LIFETIME. 533 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,908 WELL, GUYS, I'M GOING OUT FOR THE EVENING, DON'T WAIT UP. 534 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,610 PIG, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING? 535 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,446 OH, IT'S "LADIES EAT FREE" NIGHT AT JACK'S CALAMARI SHACK. 536 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:27,980 GAL'S GOTTA EAT. 537 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,382 WAIT FOR US, PIG. 538 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,617 YEAH, WAIT FOR US. 539 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,620 OH, JUST GO. AW, THANKS. 540 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,555 GUYS, WAIT UP, JUST LET ME GET MY PURSE. 541 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:36,656 Pip: BARK, BARK, BARK-BARK-BARK. 542 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,157 Otis: SLOW DOWN, I'M WEARING HEELS. 543 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,726 HEY, DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY LIP GLOSS? 544 00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,666 Low Voice: "O." 545 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,501 High Voice: MATION.