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I'M JUST HEADING
TO THE FIELDS, DUKE.

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I'LL BE BACK.

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CLEAR!

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ALL RIGHT!

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*

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RATABUNGA!

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* FROM THE HAYSTACKS

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* UP TO THE HILLTOPS

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* WE'RE GOING DANCING...

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WHOO-HOO!

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OW!
OW!

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OKAY, OW.
OW!

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* DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER NOW

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* THERE'S A PARTY
TILL THE MORNING LIGHT *

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* DO-SI-DO

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* AND DON'T YOU KNOW

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* IT'S JUST THE WAY
WE ANIMALS ROLL *

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AH-HA!

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*

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MMM, COCONUT CREAMY SWIRLS,

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TAKE ME AWAY.

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TEMPTRESS, I CAN NO LONGER
RESIST YOUR CHARMS.

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I MUST HAVE YOU.

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MWAH!

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YOU REALIZE THAT I'M GONNA HAVE
TO PUT THE HURT ON YOU.

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HUH?

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HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

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TEMPTRESS, I CAN
NO LONGER RESIST YOUR CHARMS.

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COME BACK.
I MUST HAVE YOU.

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OTIS, DOES PIG
SEEM TO BE ACTING ODD TO YOU?

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PIG
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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BUTTER CHURN, I CAN NO LONGER
RESIST YOUR CHARMS.

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HOLD ME.

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ABBY, WHAT PIG
AND THE BUTTER CHURN HAVE

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IS BEAUTIFUL,

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AND I WON'T
LET YOU DESTROY IT.

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MM-MM-MWAH!

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OKAY, NOW
IT'S GETTING WEIRD.

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HEY, PIG,
YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT?

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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN, HUH?

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NO ONE TALKS
TO ME LIKE THAT.

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AAH!
OH, IT'S OVER, ROVER.

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AAAGH!

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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I AM SO ANGRY.

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HE'S OFF HIS NUT.

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OH, DUKE,
I'M SO LONELY.

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NOW I'M ANGRY AGAIN--
VERY, VERY ANGRY.

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CLEAR!

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AH...OH...

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PIGSTER, HOW CAN I PUT THIS
DELICATELY?

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WHAT THE HECK
IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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I'M SORRY.

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I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.

55
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IT'S JUST TOO PERSONAL.

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YOU CAN TRUST US, PIG.

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WE PROMISE NOT TO LAUGH.

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HE KISSED A BUTTER CHURN.

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ALL RIGHT,

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BUT PREPARE YOURSELVES
FOR THE SHOCKING TRUTH

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ABOUT THE BIRDS, THE BEES,
AND THE PIGS.

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WHEN PIGS REACH
A CERTAIN AGE,

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AMAZING CHANGES BEGIN
TO HAPPEN TO THEIR YOUNG BODIES.

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THEY GAIN 57 POUNDS,

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GROW THICK, BUSHY EAR HAIR,

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AND BEGIN TO DESIRE
PIGGY COMPANIONSHIP.

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IF THE PIG DOESN'T GET IT,

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HE GROWS CRANKY, DELUSIONAL,
VIOLENT, EVEN.

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EVENTUALLY,
HE MAY EVEN EXPLODE.

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HUH?

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WOW, THAT WAS
VERY EDUCATIONAL.

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I'LL SAY.
WHAT ELSE IS ON?

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HAPPY LITTLE TREE
RIGHT HERE.

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GIVE ME THAT.

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GUYS, MY SPECIAL TIME
HAS COME.

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TOMORROW I MUST
LEAVE THIS PLACE,

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RETURN TO THE ANCESTRAL MUD HOLE
WHERE I WAS SPAWNED,

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AND TAKE A WIFE.

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A WIFE?

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OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL!

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PIG, WE HAD NO IDEA.

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WE'LL DO WHATEVER
WE CAN TO HELP.

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YOU WANT US TO COME WITH YOU
ON YOUR BIG OLD EPIC JOURNEY?

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WELL, ACCORDING TO TRADITION,

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I AM ALLOWED
TO BRING MY CLOSEST FRIEND.

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OH, PIG, I AM HONORED.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY,
SKUNKY?

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WHO'S MY GOOD SKUNKY?

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WHO WANTS TO GO
ON AN EPIC JOURNEY?

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YOU DO.

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OH...

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OH, WHAT THE HEY?

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I GUESS I COULD BRING
MORE THAN ONE CLOSE FRIEND.

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OH, PIG, I AM HONORED
BEYOND WORDS.

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ABBY, ARE YOU IN?

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OH.
FOR A WEDDIN'?

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YOU BET.
WHOO-HOO!

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FREDDY, PECK, PIP?

99
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ABSOLUTELY.
CAN I BE THE RINGBEARER?

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HOW 'BOUT YOU, SHEEP?

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WOULD YOU JUST PICK ME
ALREADY?

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I WAS GETTING TO YOU.

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REALLY?
I HARDLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

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YOU KNOW, IF IT WEREN'T
FOR YOU GUYS,

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I DON'T THINK I COULD MAKE IT
THROUGH THIS STRESSFUL TIME.

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WE'RE THERE FOR YOU,
BUDDY.

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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?

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ARE YOU TRYING
TO TICK ME OFF?

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LET ME AT HIM.

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LET ME AT HIM!

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KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME!

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HE'S OUT OF HIS MIND!

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BIZARRO DOORBELL.

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THANKS FOR COMING
WITH ME, GUYS.

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WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

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OH, THEY LIKE TO KEEP
TO THEMSELVES.

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I SHOULD WARN YOU

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THAT I'M FROM
A RARE, EXOTIC RACE OF PIGS.

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OUR WAYS MAY SEEM
A BIT STRANGE TO YOU.

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PLEASE; YOU'RE A PIG.

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HOW STRANGE
COULD THEY POSSIBLY BE?

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WHO'S THE OLD GUY,
AND WHY IS HE ON A DESSERT TRAY?

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OTIS, THAT'S MY
GREAT-AUNT GERTIE.

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SHE'S THE MATRIARCH
OF OUR ANCIENT CLAN,

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AND BY THE WAY,
DON'T MENTION HER MOLE.

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EWWW.

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PIG, ARE OUR CEREMONIES
FOR NONPIGS?

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I CAN EXPLAIN,
AUNT GERTIE.

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THESE ARE MY BEST FRIENDS
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

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I THINK HE MEANS ME.

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I CAN'T WAIT
TO BE INTRODUCED.

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LET ME INTRODUCE
SKUNKY.

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SKUNKY, WE BID THEE WELCOME.

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THEY'LL PROBABLY
BID ME WELCOME NEXT.

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AND THIS IS ABBY,
PIP, FREDDY, PECK,

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AND OF COURSE--
HEY, WHERE'S DUKE?

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AH-HA-HEM.

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HELLO, I'M OTIS,
SIR--MA'AM.

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ENORMOUS MOLE.

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OH, THAT'S OTIS.

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HE'S NICE TOO.

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WHAT THEE ARE ABOUT TO SEE

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COMES DOWN FROM THE BEGINNING.

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BRING FORTH THE BRIDE.
REIKA!

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GUYS, MEET BRUNHILDA.

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SHE WHO
IS GOING TO BE MY WIFE.

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OH, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

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PIG, YOU LUCKY DOG.

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I'M NOT
GOING TO CRY.

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I AM NOT
GOING TO CRY.

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JERK!

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'BOUT TIME
YOU SHOWED UP.

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ARE THESE
YOUR WORTHLESS FRIENDS?

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I WANT PIE!

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DID I BRING
MY MIGRAINE MEDICINE?

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IS IT
MY IMAGINATION,

157
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OR DOES SHE
NOT SEEM VERY NICE?

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WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
PIG SEEMS TO LIKE HER.

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THAT'S BECAUSE
HE'S ALL ITCHED UP ON PIG LOVE.

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DON'T YOU REMEMBER
THE FILMSTRIP?

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OH, RIGHT.

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YO, MORON!

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WHY AM I NOT MARRIED YET?

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GET YOUR LAZY BUTT
IN GEAR ASAP!

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YES, MY SWEATY QUEEN.

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I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING.

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UH, EXCUSE ME,
UNCLE GERTIE.

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THERE MUST BE
SOME MISTAKE.

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WE THOUGHT PIG
WOULD BE MARRYING SOMEONE

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WHO DIDN'T HAVE SPIDERS
IN HER SOUL.

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THERE IS NO MISTAKE.

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THEY ARE BETROTHED,

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AND ONCE THEY ARE WED,
THEY WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER.

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REIKA!

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I WISH HE'D STOP
DOING THAT.

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WITH THIS CUP,
I PLEDGE MY TROUGH.

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BLAH!
YOU GOT YOUR GERMS ON IT.

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JEEZ, ARE YOU
AN IDIOT OR WHAT?

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DOST THOU HAVE THE RING?

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DUH!
YEAH, I GOT THE RING.

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I GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

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ONCE SHE GETS
THAT RING ON HIM,

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HE'LL BE STUCK
WITH HER FOR LIFE.

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HOLD STILL,
BLUBBER BUTT.

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OH, OH, I LOVE YOU.
OUCH!

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THAT'S IT!
TIME-OUT!

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WHO DARES?

188
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I DARES.

189
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THIS ISN'T FAIR.

190
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PIG IS NOT IN HIS RIGHT MIND.

191
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I'M NOT GONNA LET HIM
MARRY SOMEONE

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WHO WON'T MAKE HIM HAPPY.

193
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CUP PAIN!
JERK!

194
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I'LL DESTROY YOU!

195
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AGH! GET IT OFF ME!
GET IT OFF ME!

196
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HIT IT WITH A PAN!

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KALI PHEE!

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THOSE WHO WOULD CHALLENGE
A MARRIAGE

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MUST SUBMIT
TO THE ULTIMATE TRIAL:

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A PIG-OFF.

201
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NO, NOT A PIG-OFF!

202
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WHAT'S A PIG

203
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THE CHALLENGER MUST VIE
AGAINST THE GROOM.

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IF THE COW WINS,
THE MARRIAGE WILL BE CANCELED.

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I VIE,
BIG-TIME.

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OTIS, YOU CAN'T
FIGHT PIG.

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HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND.

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DON'T WORRY.

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IN PIG'S CRAZED,
LOVESICK STATE,

210
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I CAN TAKE HIM EASY.

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THE FIRST EVENT,
THE BELLY BUTT.

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OOH-OOH-OOH OOH OOH!

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THOU HAST LOST
THE FIRST CHALLENGE.

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PREPARE THYSELF FOR
THE TRUFFLE HUNT!

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KALI PHEE!

216
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THANK YOU.

217
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I GOT THIS ONE, GUYS.

218
00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,087
PIG'S DEFINITELY
WEAKENING.

219
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HEY, PORKY, YOU WIN THIS,
I MIGHT KISS YOU...

220
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ON OUR TENTH ANNIVERSARY!

221
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WHOOA-WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!

222
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JUST ONE BASKET?

223
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YOU WORTHLESS
PIG SLIME!

224
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THOU HAST LOST
THE SECOND CHALLENGE.

225
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ONTO THE EATING CONTEST.

226
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IT'S STARTING
TO GROW ON ME.

227
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OTIS, THIS IS HOPELESS.

228
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YOU CAN'T BEAT PIG
IN AN EATING CONTEST.

229
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SHE'S RIGHT.

230
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PIG ONCE ATE
AN ENTIRE OUTBOARD MOTOR,

231
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NO CONDIMENTS.

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I HAVE TO BEAT HIM,

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OR HE'LL BE MISERABLE
FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

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NOW FOLLOW ME.

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UM, SOMEONE, DIG ME OUT.

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YECH!
BROCCOLI?

237
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WHY BROCCOLI?

238
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PIGS LOVE BROCCOLI.

239
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IT IS NATURE'S BROOM.

240
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YOU CAN DO IT, OTIS.

241
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,142
OKAY, JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES

242
00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,577
AND PRETEND IT'S NACHOS.

243
00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,713
YEAH, GREEN, DISGUSTING NACHOS.
THANKS.

244
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,183
CHEW, OTIS.
CHEW!

245
00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,222
MR. WORTHLESS,
I'M WARNING YOU.

246
00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,590
FOR YOU, MY DEAR.

247
00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,225
TERRIBLE.

248
00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:20,327
FASTER, OTIS.
YOU'RE FLAILING BEHIND.

249
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,295
OH, I HATE MY LIFE.
OH...

250
00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:24,998
NUM, NUM.

251
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,802
DONE!

252
00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:29,870
OPEN.

253
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,872
HMM...

254
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,742
THOU ART VICTORIOUS!

255
00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:37,077
HA!
YOU'RE MINE NOW, LOSER.

256
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,647
BRING YOUR SNOUT OVER HERE.

257
00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,248
YES, MY LOVE.

258
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,984
OH, OW. I SUDDENLY
DON'T FEEL VERY GOOD.

259
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,018
IMPOSSIBLE.

260
00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,754
BROCCOLI IS VERY HEALTHY.

261
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,055
IT HAS LOTS
OF VITAMIN "K."

262
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,923
WELL, THAT EXPLAINS--
VITAMIN "K"?

263
00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,224
I'M ALLERGIC
TO VITAMIN "K."

264
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,860
DUDE, HOW ALLERGIC?

265
00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,327
HAAA.
HEEEE.

266
00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,129
HE-JAH.
OH...

267
00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,931
PRETTY ALLERGIC.
thump!

268
00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:58,999
OTIS!

269
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,868
HUH?
WHAT?

270
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,837
WHUH?

271
00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,105
OTIS, DON'T DO THIS.

272
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,774
OH, THIS IS
ALL MY FAULT.

273
00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,942
LIVE!
LIVE, DARN YOU.

274
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:13,213
OH, NO.
POOR OTIS.

275
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,081
IT CAN'T
END THIS WAY.

276
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,283
SERVES HIM RIGHT.

277
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:19,219
NOW YOU'RE MINE,
PORKHEAD...FOREVER.

278
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:24,892
THAT'S RIGHT.
CARRY ME ACROSS THE THRESHOLD.

279
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:28,696
THEN TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE
AND BUFF MY CALLUSES.

280
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:29,830
HEY!

281
00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,832
splash!

282
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,767
HEY, WHAT'S THE IDEA?

283
00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,071
I ABJURE THEE, MADAME,

284
00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:40,107
AND SEVER ALL BONDS
BETWEEN US.

285
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,275
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

286
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,011
EH, TALK TO THE HOOF.

287
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,346
HEY, YOU'RE NOT
CRAZY IN LOVE ANYMORE.

288
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,281
THE SHOCK MUST HAVE
SNAPPED YOU OUT OF IT.

289
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,350
WHO CARES?
IT'S TOO LATE.

290
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,285
I LET A TERRIBLE
THING HAPPEN.

291
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,855
I GRIEVE FOR THEE, PIG.

292
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,023
YOU MAY GO NOW.

293
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,858
LIVE LONG AND WALLOW.

294
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,727
I SHALL DO NEITHER,
AUNT GERTIE,

295
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,461
FOR I HAVE
INDUCED BROCCOLI POISONING

296
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,863
IN MY BEST FRIEND.

297
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,431
BEST FRIEND!
HA! I KNEW IT!

298
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,033
IN YOUR FACES, JERKS!

299
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,702
OTIS!
YOU'RE ALIVE!

300
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:09,737
YES, I AM.

301
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:12,472
WE WERE SO SCARED.

302
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,941
YOU WERE FAKING
THE WHOLE TIME.

303
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,242
CORRECT!

304
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,010
KNOWING THAT
I WAS PIG'S BEST FRIEND--

305
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,245
UH, WAY MORE SO
THAN ANY OF YOU--

306
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,080
I CLEVERLY FAKED MY OWN DEATH,

307
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,015
CONFIDENT THAT
THE TERRIBLE LOSS AND SHOCK

308
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,984
WOULD BREAK THE HOLD
THAT THE SHE-BANSHEE

309
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,018
HELD OVER HIM.

310
00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,219
SO YOU'RE REALLY OKAY?

311
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:27,487
NO, NO, I'M NOT.

312
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,857
THREE OF MY FOUR STOMACHS
ARE RUINED FOREVER.

313
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,859
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
NATURE'S MOP AND I

314
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:32,960
HAVE A DATE
WITH THE OUTHOUSE.

315
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,728
HEY, COW.

316
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,096
YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD.

317
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:36,864
OH, MADAME, I--

318
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,298
THERE'S GONNA BE
A WEDDIN' TODAY

319
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,267
IF IT'S MY LAST BREATH!

320
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,434
HELP!
HELP!

321
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,203
HELP!
PIG!

322
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,038
KALI PHEE!

323
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,039
COME ON, COW!

324
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,307
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME.

325
00:11:56,383 --> 00:12:04,457
*

326
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,159
HEY, FELLAS,
I'M READY TO PLAY.

327
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,395
SAY, WHY DO THEY CALL THIS GAME
"CREAM THE CRITTER," ANYWAY?

328
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,797
thwap!

329
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,132
I THINK THAT SUMS IT UP NI--
thwap!

330
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,101
HA, HA, HA-HA, HA!

331
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,874
GET HIM!
GET HIM!

332
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:21,474
I GOT THE BALL.
I GOT IT.

333
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,409
I GOT IT.
IT'S MINE.

334
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,343
GET BACK. I GOT IT.

335
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,277
IMPACT.

336
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,080
OH, YEAH,
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.

337
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,849
THAT NEW COW FARM
THAT MOVED IN NEXT DOOR

338
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,050
PUT UP A WALL LAST NIGHT.

339
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,551
SAY, THANKS FOR
THE TIMELY UPDATE.

340
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,153
OKAY, GUYS, YOU KNOW
THE DRILL.

341
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,988
EENY, MEENY,
MINEY, MOE;

342
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,824
YOU GET THE BALL
'CAUSE YOU'RE THE SCHMO.

343
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,226
OH, MAN, I HAVE
CONSISTENTLY BAD SCHMO-FINGER.

344
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,894
WELL, WHATEVER.
LET'S GO GET IT.

345
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,162
COME ON, I'LL GIVE YOU
A BOOST.

346
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,164
splat!
OH!

347
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,333
BAD IDEA.

348
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,804
thud!

349
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:56,309
MOO...

350
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:59,346
MOO...

351
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,480
WHOA, I DON'T THINK
THESE GUYS

352
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,115
ARE FROM AROUND HERE.

353
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,183
WHAT?
NAH, I'M SURE THEY ARE.

354
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:03,951
IT DOESN'T MATTER.

355
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,819
BESIDES,
OTHER CULTURES LOVE ME.

356
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:06,820
CHECK IT OUT.

357
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:07,921
EXCUSE ME!

358
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,224
WE ARE FRIENDS.

359
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,193
WE GET BALL NOW.

360
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:16,096
NO! THAT BONSAI
IS 3,000 YEARS OLD.

361
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,532
OH!

362
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,034
OOPSIE.

363
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,335
YOU MIGHT WANT TO WATER
YOUR TREES A LITTLE MORE.

364
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:23,937
THEY'RE LOOKIN'
A LITTLE SHRIMPY.

365
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,540
ANYWAY, GOTS TO GO.

366
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,276
WELL, SOMEBODY'S
A GRUMPY GUPPY.

367
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,944
COME ON,
GIVE ME SOME HAPPY.

368
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,312
WHO'S GOT A SMILE?

369
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,446
I KNOW IT'S
IN THAT LITTLE FACE.

370
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,581
COME ON.

371
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,083
UH, OTIS?
HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE--

372
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,286
FOR THIS DISHONOR,

373
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,587
YOU WILL BE
PUNTED OVER THE WALL,

374
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,189
THE WALL WHICH
YOU RECENTLY SCALED

375
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,456
TO ACHIEVE ENTRANCE
TO OUR PROPERTY.

376
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,557
NO, NO, WE GET IT.

377
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:45,993
YOU DON'T DO
THE NEIGHBOR THING.

378
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,060
WE'RE GONNA LEAVE NOW.

379
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,061
LOOK.

380
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,597
OH...
OOH....

381
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:51,965
WHAT?
SO I PUT ON A FEW.

382
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,033
I'M WORKING ON IT.

383
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,501
BRING HIM TO THE WISE ONE.

384
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,972
OH, GREAT WISE ONE,

385
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,273
WE'VE BROUGHT
THIS STRANGER WHO--

386
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,174
SILENCE!

387
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,479
THE WISE ONE KNOWS ALL.

388
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:10,884
MMM, YES.

389
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,053
OH, YES.

390
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,188
UH, THAT'S ME.

391
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,356
I KNEW THAT.

392
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,625
OW. OW.
OW.

393
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,293
OKAY,
THAT'S MY EYE.

394
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,528
THE UDDER.
FEEL THE UDDER.

395
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,896
SILENCE!

396
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:26,033
THE WISE ONE
IS GETTING TO THAT.

397
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,167
YEAH, LISTEN, I JUST--

398
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,002
COLD HOOF!
COLD HOOF!

399
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,939
YOU HAVE
AN EXTRA FIFTH UDDER,

400
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,574
JUST LIKE
THE SACRED SUN COW OF LEGEND.

401
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,909
LO.

402
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,015
HEY, OTIS, HE THINKS

403
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,150
THAT BEE STING
YOU GOT THE OTHER DAY

404
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,151
IS A FIFTH UDDER.

405
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,285
REALLY?
THAT'S WEIRD.

406
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,219
I'M LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS.

407
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,254
thud!

408
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,090
YOUR COMING
HAS BEEN PROPHESIED,

409
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,459
BUT WE MUST TEST YOU
TO MAKE SURE

410
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:55,162
YOU ARE THE REINCARNATED
SUN TAO.

411
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,696
TESTED?
NO WAY.

412
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,265
GUYS, THERE'S BEEN
A MISUNDERSTANDING.

413
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:02,269
IF YOU PASS, YOU WILL BE
EXALTED AS A DEITY

414
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,238
AND LIVE THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE IN LUXURY.

415
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,339
I DO LOVES ME
SOME TESTING.

416
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:07,407
GOOD.

417
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,642
WE SHALL COMMENCE
IN 24 HOURS.

418
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,111
FROM NOW?

419
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,245
NO, FROM THURSDAY.

420
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,246
YES, FROM NOW.

421
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,250
GUYS, GUYS.

422
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,286
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHO'S A REINCARNATED SUN GOD.

423
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,453
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MY STUFF?

424
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,688
40-MINUTE RULE.

425
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,190
YOU LEAVE,
WE GET YOUR STUFF.

426
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,457
I GOT HIS TOOTHPASTE.

427
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,525
THAT'S HOOF OINTMENT.

428
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,560
MMM, MINTY.

429
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,329
GUYS, LISTEN.

430
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,198
THE NEW COWS NEXT DOOR
THINK I'M SOME KIND OF GOD.

431
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,132
HA, HA.
HOW ABOUT THAT?

432
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,201
ALL I GOT TO DO
IS PASS SOME DUMB TEST,

433
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,303
AND I GET TO LIVE
IN OPULENT LUXURY.

434
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,305
WHAT KIND OF MORONS
WOULD WORSHIP YOU?

435
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:41,141
ALL HAIL OTIS.

436
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,609
COME ON, GUYS,
HELP ME PASS,

437
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,144
AND YOU CAN
ALL RIDE MY COATTAILS.

438
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,278
I DON'T KNOW, OTIS.

439
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,746
WE GOT IT PRETTY GOOD HERE.

440
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,281
OH, COME ON.
THINK BIG.

441
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,582
PIG, YOU CAN FINALLY SPLURGE

442
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,251
ON THAT FANCY IMPORTED
GARBAGE YOU LIKE.

443
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,519
YOU MEAN GARBAHGE?
YES!

444
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,454
AND, ABBY,
YOU'LL HAVE A SERVANT

445
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,688
TO LISTEN TO YOUR BLABBITY--

446
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,091
I MEAN YOUR FASCINATINGLY
BLABBITY STORIES

447
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,359
ALL DAY LONG.

448
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,261
OH, CAN ME AND PECK
GET TWO CONNECTED UNICYCLES

449
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,363
THAT WE CAN RIDE AROUND
ON TOGETHER?

450
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,365
THAT'S CALLED A BICYCLE,
AND YES!

451
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,466
WE'RE IN.

452
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,634
GREAT!
SO YOU'RE ALL WITH ME?

453
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:08,601
YES!

454
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,702
NO!
IT'S UNANIMOUS.

455
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,272
UNANIMOUSLY STUPID.

456
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,444
SAYS HERE
THE REINCARNATED SUN COW

457
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,147
MUST BE COMPLETELY
IMPERVIOUS TO PAIN...

458
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,581
MY PAIN THRESHOLD
IS VERY HIGH.

459
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,550
BE ABLE TO CATCH A FLY
WITH CHOPSTICKS...

460
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,252
HAND-EYE COORDINATION.
I'M ALL OVER IT.

461
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:26,586
AND HE HAS TO FLY.

462
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,255
WHAT?
THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.

463
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,290
OTIS, THE INTERNET
DOES NOT LIE.

464
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,424
ding!

465
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,725
HEY, A NIGERIAN PRINCE

466
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,561
NEEDS US TO DEPOSIT MONEY
IN HIS ACCOUNT.

467
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,329
THAT POOR PRINCE.

468
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,265
I'LL PUNCH IN THE FARMER'S
CREDIT CARD NUMBERS.

469
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,699
HANG IN THERE,
YOUR HIGHNESS.

470
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,403
OKAY, OTIS.
STEP ONE.

471
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,372
YOU GOT TO BE IMPERVIOUS
TO PAIN.

472
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,606
RIGHT.
GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT.

473
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,241
AND DON'T HOLD BACK.

474
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,342
NOW, I KNOW WE'RE
ALL FRIENDS HERE,

475
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,510
AND YOU MIGHT BE
HESITANT TO--

476
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,511
crash!

477
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:52,812
DO YOU FEEL ANY PAIN?

478
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,514
I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.

479
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,682
MOVING ON.

480
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,650
OKAY, STEP TWO:

481
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,419
CATCHING A COMMON HOUSEFLY
WITH CHOPSTICKS.

482
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,154
OH. GAH.

483
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,156
OH, MAN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO CATCH A FLY WITH CHOPSTICKS

484
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,191
IF I CAN'T EVEN HOLD THEM?

485
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,358
HEY, GOOD NEWS,
EVERYONE.

486
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,593
I CONVINCED MY FRIEND
MANNY THE FLY

487
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,594
TO HELP US OUT.

488
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,329
WHEN I GIVE THE SIGNAL,

489
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,231
MANNY WILL FLY INTO THE END
OF YOUR CHOPSTICKS

490
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,399
SO IT'LL LOOK LIKE
YOU CAUGHT HIM.

491
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,067
GREAT IDEA, PIG.

492
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,202
LET'S DO A PRACTICE RUN.

493
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,636
SHOW HIM WHAT YOU GOT, MANNY.

494
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,739
A FLY!
I'LL GET HIM!

495
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,374
splat!

496
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,842
NOOOO!

497
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,415
MANNY WAS A FRIEND OF MINE.

498
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,517
IN HIS 17 HOURS ON EARTH,

499
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,252
HE TOUCHED SO MANY OF US.

500
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,287
AND NOW, HERE TO SAY
A FEW WORDS

501
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,755
IS HIS BROTHER THEO.

502
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,326
A FLY!
I'LL GET HIM!

503
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,261
NOOOOO!

504
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,429
STEP THREE.

505
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,431
THE REINCARNATED SUN COW
HAS TO FLY.

506
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,832
RIGHT.
I CAN'T DO THAT.

507
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,767
YOU CAN DO IT
IF YOU JUST BELIEVE.

508
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,502
UH, THAT IS WRONG.

509
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:50,470
ME FLYING IS A PHYSICAL--

510
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,504
WHOA-OHH!

511
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,474
I'M DOING IT.

512
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,475
I'M FLYING.

513
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,476
I'M FLYING!

514
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,610
thud!

515
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,212
MY BODY'S SAD.

516
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,354
WELL, GUYS,
THE SUN COW IS HERE.

517
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,521
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

518
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:09,822
HIT ME WITH A PIANO?
FLY FUNERAL?

519
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,191
SOARING THROUGH THE CLOUDS?

520
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,292
NONE OF THESE.

521
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,726
WHUH?
BUT THE INTERNET SAID--

522
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,862
THOSE TESTS ARE OLD-SCHOOL.

523
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,798
THESE DAYS,
ALL SUN COW REINCARNATIONS

524
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,134
ARE DETERMINED BY DANCE SKILLS.

525
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,769
KICK IT.
click!

526
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,875
OTIS, YOU GOT SERVED
IN A BOWL WITH A SPOON.

527
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,611
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?

528
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,213
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

529
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,514
I'M GONNA DO
A LITTLE THING CALLED

530
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,815
THE PENCIL SHARPENER.

531
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:41,521
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532
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,257
NEXT UP,
SHOPPING CART.

533
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,394
NOW BUCKLE UP
AND DRIVE THE BUS.

534
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,229
DRIVE THE BUS.

535
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,397
AND GO FOR THE ZOMBIE.

536
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,532
LOOK AT HIM GO.
LOOK AT HIM GO.

537
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,201
THAT'S HOW
WE ROLL WITH IT.

538
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,703
AND...SUN COW.

539
00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,939
CLEARLY,
YOU HAVE THE SKILLS

540
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,442
TO PAY
THE PROPHESIZED BILLS.

541
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,445
SUN COW.

542
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,224
MMM, SACREDLY DELICIOUS.

543
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,961
MAN, THAT IS
GOOD GARBAHGE.

544
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:26,399
AND PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE
HE WAS JUST AN AMAZING ATHLETE

545
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,436
BUT SHE AFFECT FOREIGN POLICY
IN SO MANY WAYS.

546
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:33,373
AND THAT WOMAN'S NAME WAS
MARY LOU RETTON.

547
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,807
DID YOU KNOW
SHE ALSO RESCUES WOLVERINES

548
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,709
AND RELEASES THEM
INTO THE WILD?

549
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,645
CONNECTED UNICYCLES
COMING THROUGH.

550
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,846
THEY SUBSIST
ALMOST ENTIRELY...

551
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,515
IT IS TIME
FOR THE SUN COW SACRED BATH.

552
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,418
ALL FRIENDS MUST LEAVE.

553
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,719
SORRY, GUYS.
WHAT CAN I SAY?

554
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:47,920
SACRED BATH TIME.

555
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,556
THEY HAVE TO REMOVE
MY CHOSEN FILTH.

556
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,824
OKAY, OTIS.
ENJOY YOUR BATH.

557
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,762
RACE YOU BACK
ON OUR TWO CONNECTED UNICYCLES.

558
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:59,299
WHOOP.
FORGOT MY CELL PHONE.

559
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,501
OH, YEAH,
THAT'S THE STUFF.

560
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,404
SAY, THIS SACRED BATHWATER
SMELLS KIND OF TANGY.

561
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,405
IS NOT WATER.

562
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,606
IS TERIYAKI SAUCE.

563
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,508
MAKE YOUR MEAT
NICE AND TENDER.

564
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,642
OH, TERIYAKI SAUCE.

565
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,444
YEAH, THAT MAKES PER--
WHUH?

566
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,647
ALL SUN COWS ARE SERVED UP
AT THE THURSDAY SPECIAL

567
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,583
AT CAPTAIN KABUKI'S
STEAK HOUSE.

568
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,251
IT IS A GREAT HONOR.

569
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,653
B-BUT I'M NOT
REALLY THE SUN COW.

570
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,655
THIS FIFTH UDDER,
IT'S REALLY A BEE BITE.

571
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,656
GUYS, WAIT UP!

572
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,592
NO ONE REFUSES
THIS HONOR.

573
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,859
RESTRAIN HIM!

574
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,663
NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO--

575
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,669
RED ALERT.
RED ALERT.

576
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:37,537
OTIS IS IN TROUBLE.

577
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,771
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

578
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,440
THEY'RE SOAKING HIM
IN TERIYAKI SAUCE.

579
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:41,608
THEY'RE GONNA SERVE HIM
FOR DINNER

580
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,775
AT CAPTAIN KABUKI'S
STEAK HOUSE.

581
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,411
OH, NO, POOR OTIS.

582
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,745
WHO CARES?

583
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,680
HE DESERVES WHATEVER
HE'S GOTTEN INTO,

584
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,382
PLUS MORE
FOR BEING UGLY.

585
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,050
NO, WE GOT TO SAVE HIM.

586
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,052
TO THE TWO CONNECTED
UNICYCLES!

587
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,555
WAIT, THERE'S GOT TO BE
A BETTER WAY.

588
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,990
WHAT WOULD
MARY LOU RETTON DO?

589
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,692
NOT AGAIN.
OH, HERE WE GO.

590
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,071
crash!

591
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,414
WHOOPSIE.

592
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,550
THEY WERE DISGUISING THEMSELVES
AS A FEARSOME DRAGON.

593
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:24,717
WHO DO THEY
THINK THEY ARE?

594
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:25,785
MARY LOU RETTON?

595
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:26,986
GET THEM!

596
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,727
STOP!

597
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:36,596
I SHALL AGREE
TO BE THURSDAY'S SPECIAL.

598
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,897
JUST LET MY FRIENDS GO.

599
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,567
OTIS, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'?

600
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,569
NOT REALLY.
I'M WOOZY FROM THE TERIYAKI.

601
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,671
YOUR LOYALTY IMPRESSES ME,
SUN COW.

602
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:45,938
I WILL RELEASE
YOUR FRIENDS

603
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,941
IF YOU DEFEAT ME
IN BLINDFOLDED COMBAT!

604
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,779
DEAL.
AAH...

605
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,718
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606
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,395
AY-YAI-YAI!

607
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,062
WHA-AAH!

608
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:20,640
WISE ONE,

609
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:21,874
HE'S GROWN
A SIXTH UDDER.

610
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,576
IMPOSSIBLE!

611
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:24,777
I TOLD YOU.

612
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:25,812
THE OTHER ONE
WAS JUST A BEE STING.

613
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,980
OH...

614
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,450
1,000-YEAR-OLD EGG
ON MY FACE.

615
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,785
YOU ARE ALL FREE TO GO.

616
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,759
THANKS FOR INVITING US
TO YOUR HONORABLE TEA PARTY.

617
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:43,696
IF WE ARE TO BE NEIGHBORS,
WE MUST BURY ALL ANIMOSITY.

618
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,732
PLEASE, ALLOW ME TO POUR.

619
00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,033
OH, POUR AWAY.

620
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,402
JUST A HALF A CUP, THOUGH.
CAFFEINE MAKES ME--

621
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:54,173
OKAY.
GETTING A LITTLE HOT.

622
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:57,076
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623
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:08,054
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