1 00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:08,209 >> I'M JUST HEADING TO THE FIELDS, DUKE. 2 00:00:08,276 --> 00:00:09,643 I'LL BE BACK. 3 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:14,348 CLEAR. 4 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,018 >> ALL RIGHT. 5 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:19,420 * * 6 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:20,821 >> RATABUNGA. 7 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:22,823 >> * FROM THE HAYSTACKS * 8 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:24,158 * UP TO THE HILLTOPS * 9 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,426 * WE'RE GOING DANCING... * 10 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,595 >> WHOO-HOO. 11 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:30,298 OW. OW. 12 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,599 OKAY, OW. OW. 13 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:34,935 >> * DO-SI-DO YOUR PARTNER NOW * 14 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:38,839 * THERE'S A PARTY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT * 15 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:39,840 * DO-SI-DO * 16 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:41,242 * AND DON'T YOU KNOW * 17 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:43,911 * IT'S JUST THE WAY WE ANIMALS ROLL * 18 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,280 >> AH-HA. 19 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:02,130 >> GRAB THAT BUSHEL OF RUTABAGAS. 20 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:04,132 >> WATCH OUT FOR THE CARNIVOROUS WHEELBARROW. 21 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,633 >> WHO KNEW THE FARMER LIKED VIDEO GAMES? 22 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:07,135 >> DON'T LET HIM FOOL YA, PIP. 23 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,869 >> THE GUY MAY BE QUIET AND BORING ON THE OUTSIDE, 24 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:11,272 BUT ON THE INSIDE, HE'S QUIET AND BORING 25 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:12,840 AND LIKES VIDEO GAMES. 26 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:28,021 >> YES! 27 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:28,989 >> all: AAAH! 28 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:33,527 >> THAT'S LESS THAN IDEAL. 29 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:36,630 >> OTIS, YOU BROKE THE FARMER'S GAME CARTRIDGE. 30 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:37,898 >> IT WAS THE ONLY PLEASURE HE HAD 31 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:39,733 IN HIS HORRID LITTLE LIFE. 32 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,169 >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S ALL STAY CALM. 33 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:42,970 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS BUY HIM A REPLACEMENT. 34 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:45,005 >> BUT THOSE THINGS COST OVER $50. 35 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,507 WHERE WE GONNA GET THAT KIND OF MONEY? 36 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,542 >> WELL, THERE IS THIS CONVENIENTLY PLACED AD. 37 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,078 "EXPERIENCED BABYSITTER." UH-HUH, UH-HUH. 38 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:52,546 "WANTED." OKAY, OKAY. 39 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,182 "$50 PER EVENING"? 40 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,483 WELL, THAT WORKED OUT WELL. 41 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:56,684 >> HEY, THAT'S ALMOST ENOUGH. 42 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:57,685 >> OTIS, NOW, LISTEN UP. 43 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,387 BABYSITTIN' A HUMAN CHILD 44 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:02,690 REQUIRES PATIENCE, COMPASSION, AND A LOT OF HARD WORK. 45 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:04,292 >> WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME. 46 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:05,226 >> WHAT? >> NO WAY. 47 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,427 >> CHILDREN SMELL. 48 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:07,861 >> THEY'RE LIKE TINY LITTLE DEVILS. 49 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:09,597 >> GUYS, WE HAVE TO REPLACE THAT CARTRIDGE 50 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:10,731 THAT SOMEONE BROKE. 51 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,300 >> MAYBE HE WON'T NOTICE WE BROKE IT. 52 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:13,701 >> AAAAH! 53 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:16,804 >> I'LL GO GET MY BRITISH NANNY DISGUISE. 54 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:17,871 >> RIGHT BEHIND YA. >> ME TOO. 55 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:18,839 >> SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. 56 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,047 >> NOW, REMEMBER: 57 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:28,916 WE'RE A CRACK TEAM OF BRITISH BABYSITTERS. 58 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,485 >> RIGHT, RIGHT. >> TALLY-HO. 59 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,554 >> UH, OTIS, ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE? 60 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:35,989 >> YEAH, I'M SURE. 3116 CRACKERTOE DRIVE. 61 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:37,725 WHY DOES THAT ADDRESS SOUND SO FAMILIAR? 62 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,593 OH, CUD. 63 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,230 >> HELLO! >> all: AAAAAH! 64 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:44,732 >> WHAT IS GOING-- 65 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:46,700 >> OTIS, THIS IS MRS. BEADY'S HOUSE. 66 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,869 >> THAT MEANS WE'RE BABYSITTING SNOTTY BOY. 67 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,771 >> GUYS, I KNOW HE'S EVIL, BUT WE NEED THIS JOB. 68 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,473 WE CAN TAKE HIM IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHER. 69 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,975 NOW MAN UP. 70 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:57,044 GOOD EVENING, MY POINTY-FACED WOMAN. 71 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,546 WE'RE THE RENT-A-NANNIES, 72 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:01,014 AND WE'RE SUPERCALAFRAJA-HAPPY TO MEET YOU. 73 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,850 I'M NANNY OTIS. 74 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,985 THIS IS NANNY PECK, NANNY ABBY, 75 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:08,055 NANNY...PIGLIKE PERSON, AND NANNY FREDDY. 76 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,990 >> DELIGHTED. >> HOW JA DO, LUV? 77 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:12,159 >> PLEASE, SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE? 78 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:14,995 >> THIS WON'T END WELL...MUM. 79 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:16,497 >> HOLD ON. 80 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,732 I'M NOT GOING TO TRUST MY PRECIOUS LITTLE NEPHEW 81 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,268 TO JUST ANYONE. 82 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,836 HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE QUALIFIED? 83 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:26,474 >> WELL, BECAUSE, ERM, WE CAN SING. 84 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,141 YES, THAT'S IT. NANNIES? 85 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:31,945 >> * OOOOOOOOH....* 86 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,547 thwack! >> OH, MY SKULL! 87 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:34,782 >> INCOMING! >> LOOK OUT! 88 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,149 >> COVER YOUR HEAD! 89 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:39,420 >> GAH, STUPID SINGING BABYSITTERS. 90 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:41,289 THIS IS GONNA BE FUN. 91 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:43,791 >> WELL, YOU'VE CERTAINLY ESTABLISHED 92 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:46,494 A NURTURING COMFORT LEVEL WITH LITTLE EUGENE. 93 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,496 YOU'VE GOT THE JOB. 94 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,730 >> NO! 95 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:52,766 >> THEY MEAN, "NO DOUBT IT WILL BE 96 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,968 A MAGICAL, FUN-FILLED EVENING OF MAGICALNESS." 97 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:56,437 thwack! OOH! 98 00:03:56,504 --> 00:04:00,308 >> WE'LL BE HOME AT 10:00. FOLLOW THIS LIST EXACTLY. 99 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:03,210 EUGENE IS TO BE FED, BATHED, AND IN BED ASLEEP 100 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:04,945 BY THE TIME WE GET HOME. 101 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:07,415 >> OH, YOUR ROTUND LITTLE CHERUB WILL BE SAFE WITH US. 102 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,816 chomp! 103 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:11,552 OH, YOU TERRIBLY AWESOME CHILD. 104 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:14,322 >> BYE, SWEETIE. 105 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:15,456 HURRY, NATHAN. 106 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:17,558 DATE NIGHT ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR. 107 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,427 >> I'D RATHER STAY HOME AND BE TORMENTED BY THE BOY. 108 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:22,896 >> WELL, WELL. 109 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:25,533 FIVE LITTLE FLIES FOR THE SPIDER. 110 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,234 HA, HA! 111 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,736 >> NOW, EUGENE. 112 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,604 I'M SURE THAT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A LOVELY-- 113 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,172 >> ZIP IT, LADY. 114 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:34,241 YOU, LET'S PLAY A GAME. 115 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,410 THE REST OF YOU, MAKE MY DINNER! 116 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:38,446 >> OTIS, I'M SCARED. 117 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:39,947 >> STAY FROSTY. 118 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,815 DON'T LET HIM NEAR YOUR FINGERS. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 119 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,551 GUYS, LET'S START DINNER. 120 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,553 WE GOT TO MAKE THIS LOOK LEGIT, OR WE DON'T GET PAID. 121 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,655 >> OTIS, WE CAN'T LEAVE ABBY ALONE WITH FREAK OF NATURE. 122 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:49,222 SHE'S BEEN WITH HIM FOR, LIKE, A SECOND. 123 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:50,824 WHAT COULD HAPPEN? 124 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,893 >> YOU'RE A NANNY PINATA. 125 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,763 ONLY INSTEAD OF CANDY, YOU'RE FILLED WITH FEAR. 126 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,164 HA, HA, HA! 127 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,066 >> STOP! 128 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,970 >> I'M GONNA TELL AUNTIE YOU STINK AT YOUR JOB. 129 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,172 OH BY THE WAY, THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING. 130 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:06,507 WHAT IS IT? HMM... 131 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,842 OH, THAT'S RIGHT: MY DINNER! 132 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,811 >> PIG, FOLLOW IT TO THE KITCHEN AND PUT FOOD IN IT. 133 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:12,846 >> OTIS, I'M ALLERGIC TO BLUDGEONING. 134 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:15,182 >> I HAVE TO CHECK ON ABBY. GO. 135 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:17,385 >> HEY, WHERE'S MY LITTLE COWBOY? 136 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,487 CHUCK WAGON'S HERE. thwack! 137 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,389 DIDN'T FEEL A THING. 138 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:22,623 thwack! 139 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:25,393 >> HA, HA! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, NANNY? 140 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,260 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? 141 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,397 >> NOT IN THE BELLY. NOT IN THE BELLY. 142 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:31,164 >> AW, DON'T BE UPSET. 143 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,634 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE MY NOODLE CASSEROLE? 144 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,503 >> I COULDN'T. THAT'S YOUR DINNER, 145 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:36,804 HEY, THAT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. 146 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,606 >> ABBY, YOU WERE UPSIDE DOWN FOR A LONG TIME. 147 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,940 ARE YOU OKAY? 148 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,275 >> TOPSY, LITTLE EVA. 149 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:44,077 THERE'S A TWISTER COMIN'. 150 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,479 >> I THINK SHE SOUNDS BETTER. 151 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:46,947 >> 152 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,081 >> IT'S PIG. 153 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,752 >> NO... 154 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:54,755 >> I PUT FIZZY ROCKS IN HER STUPID NOODLE CASSEROLE. 155 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:57,257 NOW SHE'S GOING TO EXPLODE. 156 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:58,959 >> >> HA, HA, HA! 157 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:02,463 >> >> IT IS MY BATH TIME. 158 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,665 WHO WANTS TO SCRUB ME DOWN? 159 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,001 >> MRS. BEADY'LL NOTICE IF HE'S DIRTY. 160 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,803 SOAP HIM UP AND HOSE HIM DOWN, STAT. 161 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,105 >> OTIS, DON'T SEND US UP THERE ALONE. 162 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,106 I GOT TO PUMP PIG'S STOMACH, 163 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:14,307 SO SUCK IT UP, 164 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:15,576 AND I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN. 165 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,578 >> YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, BUDDY. 166 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:18,846 JUST THINK ABOUT THE BAHAMAS. 167 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,781 >> SCRUB, LAMIES. 168 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:22,716 >> WE'RE LOOFAHING AS HARD AS WE CAN. 169 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:25,519 >> YEAH, THE TOE JAM'S REALLY CAKED IN. 170 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,855 >> NOW IT'S TIME FOR GERMAN U-BOAT. 171 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:28,989 >> GERMAN U 172 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,558 >> GERMAN U-BOAT. 173 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:33,293 ACHTUNG, LAMIES. 174 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,195 >> MAYBE IF WE IGNORE HIM, HE'LL STAY UNDER. 175 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:38,365 >> MAYDAY! MAYDAY! 176 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,469 >> IT'S NOT WORKING. 177 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:44,972 >> DON'T WORRY. I'M ON IT. 178 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:48,308 >> 179 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,310 >> MMM, IS THERE ANY MORE CASSEROLE? 180 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,012 >> OTIS, LOOK AT THE CLOCK. 181 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,214 FREDDY AND PECK HAVE BEEN IN THERE FOR A LONG TIME. 182 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:56,116 >> SWEET CHEESE, YOU'RE RIGHT. COME ON. 183 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,885 >> DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! 184 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:00,988 >> 185 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,923 >> NO! 186 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,661 >> I DON'T FEEL VERY FRESH. 187 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,296 >> HA, HA! 188 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,364 FOUR STUPID NANNIES DOWN... 189 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:13,967 ONE BIG ONE TO GO. 190 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:17,070 I'LL HANDLE THE DEMON SPAWN. 191 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,640 PIP, YOU GIVE FREDDY AND PECK CARDIOPULMINARY RESUSCITATION. 192 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:20,741 >> WHAT? 193 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:22,142 >> PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THEIR MOUTH. 194 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,181 >> I'M GOING WITH YOU. 195 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,319 >> EUGENE? TIME TO GET INTO YOUR JAMMIES. 196 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:35,355 thwack! 197 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:36,790 >> YOU'RE THE MOST PATHETIC NANNY OF ALL. 198 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:39,126 HA! 199 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,061 >> TAKING CARE OF KIDS IS HARD. 200 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,064 >> BUT SO REWARDING-- $50 WORTH OF REWARDING. 201 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,365 COME ON. 202 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:54,107 >> EUGENE, NOW, YOU GET BACK HERE. 203 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:57,210 I'VE GOT SOME NICE POWDERED SUGAR FOR YOU. 204 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:59,547 thwack! 205 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:03,551 >> YOU'VE ENTERED A WORLD OF PAIN NOW, OLD WOMAN. 206 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:06,153 >> I'LL LET YOU WATCH EXTRA TELEBOX. 207 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:09,122 thud! 208 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,358 >> * YOU'VE GOT A CONTUSION. * 209 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,260 HA, HA, HA! 210 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,394 >> THAT'S IT! 211 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:16,463 I ORDER YOU TO GET IN THAT HOUSE. 212 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,899 >> AS IF. 213 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,734 GNOME. 214 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:21,902 thud! 215 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,040 >> OTIS, GIVE IT UP. IT'S OVER. 216 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,075 END OF STORY. 217 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,343 >> STORY. OF COURSE. 218 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,345 PIP, HEAD BACK TO SNOTTY'S ROOM AND... 219 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,481 >> UH-HUH. 220 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:36,717 >> OKAY, EUGENE. THAT'S IT. 221 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,318 I'M DONE. YOU'RE TOO MUCH FOR ME. 222 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:39,352 I QUIT! 223 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:40,487 >> YOU CAN'T QUIT. 224 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:42,089 I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU. 225 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:44,357 >> NO, I'VE FAILED AS A BABYSITTER. 226 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:45,392 TOO BAD. 227 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:46,894 AND I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU 228 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,430 SUCH A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL BEDTIME STORY. 229 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:51,999 >> HAH! 230 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,234 LIKE I'D EVER CARE ABOUT YOUR LAME-O STORIES. 231 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:55,736 >> OH, I KNOW. I KNOW. 232 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:59,072 YOU'RE MUCH TOO CLEVER TO BE AMUSED BY A TALE OF... 233 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:03,210 SPACE BOY AND THE SNOT BOTS OF PLANET STUPID! 234 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:05,679 >> I MEAN, HAH! 235 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,214 THAT'S A DUMB TITLE. 236 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,116 >> YES, AND THE PART WHERE THE SNOT BOTS 237 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,952 REMOVE SPACE BOY'S HEAD IS EVEN DUMBER. 238 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:13,320 WELL, GOOD NIGHT. 239 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,889 >> YOU'RE A LOUSY STORYTELLER. 240 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:19,226 HOW COULD THE BRAVE SPACE BOY LIVE WITHOUT HIS STUPID HEAD? 241 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,728 >> OH, I DON'T KNOW. 242 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,764 PERHAPS BECAUSE HE WAS REALLY ONE OF THE.... 243 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,733 WALKING DEAD! 244 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,200 >> AAH! 245 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,102 >> I THOUGHT SO. 246 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,705 SEVERAL BUCKETS OF GUTS LATER, 247 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,708 IT LOOKED LIKE THE SNOT BOTS HAD FINALLY TRIUMPHED. 248 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,343 >> WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED THEN? 249 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,978 TELL ME, OLD WOMAN! TELL ME! 250 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,681 >> YES, IT'S TRUE. I AM OLD. 251 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:43,951 THEN SUDDENLY, THE SNOT BOTS CRINGED IN FEAR. 252 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:48,555 WHY, THEY'D FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT SPACE BOY'S DISGUSTO RAY. 253 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,357 >> HAH! I KNEW IT. 254 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,825 STUPID ROBOTS. 255 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,727 >> THEN, AT THE LAST SECOND... 256 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,830 OH, GRACIOUS, YOUR AUNTIE WILL BE HOME IN ONE MINUTE. 257 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,866 NO TIME TO FINISH THE STORY. 258 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,634 >> NO, PLEASE, NANNY OTIS. 259 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,235 YOU HAVE TO FINISH THE STORY. 260 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,304 PLEASE, NANNY OTIS. TELL ME. 261 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,339 NO, TELL ME. TELL ME. 262 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,540 OH, ALL RIGHT. 263 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,176 HOW CAN I RESIST SUCH ANGELIC PLEAS? 264 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:10,210 WHERE WAS I? 265 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,478 OH, YES, OH, YES, OH, YES. 266 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:14,314 SPACE BOY SET HIS DISGUSTO RAY ON PUTREFY. 267 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:15,315 AND THEN... 268 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,549 >> YEAH? 269 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,251 >> COME CLOSER, AND I'LL TELL YOU. 270 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:23,023 >> I...I LOVE YOU, NANNY OTIS. 271 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:25,058 >> AND NANNY OTIS LOVES YOU TOO. 272 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,961 GET HIM! 273 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,397 >> OW! MY STUPID HEAD! 274 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,165 >> GOOD WORK, PIP. HELP ME GET HIM INTO BED. 275 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,567 >> OH, NO. MRS. BEADY'S HOME. 276 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,973 >> 277 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,777 >> OH, I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED THOSE NANNIES. 278 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,378 >> TUT-TUT. NOT TO WORRY. 279 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:49,016 EUGENE WAS A BIT RAMBUNCTIOUS, BUT HE WAS A JOY NONETHELESS. 280 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,418 >> WELL, I'LL JUST SEE THAT FOR MYSELF. 281 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,088 WELL, I SEE HE'S BEEN FED. 282 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,456 >> OF COURSE. 283 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,492 >> AND HE'S HAD HIS BATH. 284 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,061 NOT BAD. 285 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,262 >> YES, WE WASHED EVERYWHERE. 286 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:14,141 >> NATHAN, GIVE THIS WONDERFUL WOMAN $50. 287 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,443 >> OH, BUT THAT'S MY BAIT AND TACKLE MONEY. 288 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,577 >> PAY HER! 289 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,612 >> 290 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:20,981 >> OH, MY, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 291 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,449 WELL, AS WE SAY IN BRITISH LAND, 292 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,551 BITE ME. 293 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,993 >> I GUESS SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE A WAY WITH CHILDREN. 294 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,895 MY LITTLE ANGEL. 295 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:37,530 LET ME TUCK YOU IN MORE SNUGLY. 296 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:38,531 HUH? 297 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:41,301 >> 298 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,771 >> 299 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,073 >> ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER. 300 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,607 >> HEY FREDDY, YOU SMELL LIKE A TOILET. 301 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,376 >> YOU SAY IT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING. 302 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,780 >> * GOLFING, YEAH, WE LOVE TO GOLF * 303 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:53,781 * WE'RE GONNA GO GOLFING * 304 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,615 * WE LOVE OUR GOLFING * 305 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,550 * GOLFING, WE LOVE TO GOLF * 306 00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:00,988 * WE'RE GOING GOLF, GOLF, GOLF, GOLF, GOLFING! * 307 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,307 >> STATUS REPORT, AGENT FREDDY. 308 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,109 >> WE'RE NINE MILES FROM OUR DESTINATION. 309 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,276 >> WHAT? 310 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,945 TRY TURNING THE BINOCULARS AROUND. 311 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,815 >> OH. HEY, WE'RE HERE! 312 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,316 >> OKAY, PEOPLE. LIKE WE PRACTICED. 313 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,550 SERPENTINE. 314 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,122 NOW TO USE THE SECRET SIGNAL 315 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,924 TO SUMMON MY CONTACT INSIDE THE GOLF CLUB. 316 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,026 HEY, CRAZY LOUIE! 317 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,593 >> HEY, GUYS. COME ON IN. 318 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,929 >> HEY, OTIS, AREN'T YOU WORRIED 319 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,231 ABOUT WALKING AND TALKING IN FRONT OF THIS GUY? 320 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,365 >> DON'T WORRY. 321 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,599 THAT'S MY BUDDY, CRAZY LOUIE. 322 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,135 HE'S A LITTLE, UH... 323 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,270 >> * I LIKE EGGS! I LIKE EGGS! * 324 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:51,704 * I LIKE EGGS! I LIKE EGGS! * 325 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,106 >> CRAZY? 326 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,008 >> I WAS GONNA SAY, "STARK-RAVING GAZONKERS." 327 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,543 THANKS FOR SNEAKING US IN, LOUIE. 328 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,711 HAVE A DING-DANG DOOPITY DAY! 329 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,250 >> OFF THE TREE, CAREENING OFF THE APPROACHING EAGLE, 330 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,284 AND INTO THE HOLE. 331 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,153 >> OTIS, YOU ARE SUCH A SHOW-OFF. 332 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,254 >> THAT'S NOT TRUE. 333 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,289 NOW I'M SHOWING OFF. 334 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,560 >> OH! IDIOT! 335 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,529 >> INCREDIBLE. >> HOW'S HE DO IT? 336 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:17,898 >> HE'S A MACHINE. >> PLEASE, PLEASE. 337 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,066 HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE 338 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,400 UNTIL AFTER I'VE KICKED YOUR BUTTS. 339 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,734 >> OOOH. ME NEXT. ME NEXT. 340 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:22,602 >> YOU PROMISED YOU'D SHOW ME HOW TO PLAY. 341 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,304 >> OKAY, PIG. 342 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,073 FIRST, EMPTY YOUR MIND. 343 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,474 >> DONE. >> THAT WAS EASY. 344 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,776 >> NOW, BECOME ONE WITH THE BALL. 345 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,712 FEEL THE BALL. BE THE BALL. 346 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:33,881 NO, DON'T EAT THE BALL. 347 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,082 >> SORRY. 348 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,583 >> NOW BREATHE THROUGH YOUR EYES. 349 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,750 CLENCH YOUR BUTT. 350 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,086 NOW LISTEN FOR THE VOICE WITHIN 351 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,720 QUIETLY TELLING YOU TO... 352 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,322 SWIIIIING! >> YAAAHHH! 353 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,128 >> OH! 354 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,664 >> LOUIE, SPEAK TO ME. 355 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,100 >> MY APPENDIX. 356 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,501 HOW WILL I PROCESS ENZYMES 357 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,103 AND CONVERT THEM INTO SIMPLE SUGARS? 358 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,570 >> HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S YOUR APPENDIX? 359 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,206 >> WELL, IF YOU'LL LOOK AT THIS X-RAY, 360 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,008 YOU'LL SEE THAT MY APPENDIX--THAT'S THIS-- 361 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,475 WAS ON ITS LAST LEGS, SO TO SPEAK. 362 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,911 THE DOC SAID I'D BE FINE 363 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,578 AS LONG AS NO ONE HIT IT WITH A GOLF CLUB. 364 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,114 AAH! 365 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,649 IT'S OKAY, THOUGH. I'VE LIVED A RICH AND FULL LIFE. 366 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,919 >> GUYS, WE GOTTA GET CRAZY LOUIE A NEW APPENDIX. 367 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,453 BUT HOW? HOW? 368 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,588 >> OTIS, DID YOU SEE THAT SIGN? 369 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,257 >> WHAT SIGN? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 370 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,491 >> RIGHT THERE. >> WHAT 371 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,792 >> MOVE YOUR HEAD THIS WAY. >> HUH? 372 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,461 >> NO, TO THE LEFT. >> I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 373 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,930 >> NOW THAT WAY. >> I'M NOT GETTING IT. 374 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:23,931 HEY, LOOK. 375 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,298 THE 25TH ANNUAL APPENDIX CLASSIC. 376 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,934 FIRST PRIZE: ONE APPENDIX. 377 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:29,569 WEIRD, YET CONVENIENT. HANG IN THERE, LOUIE. 378 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,138 I'M GONNA WIN THAT NEW APPENDIX FOR YOU. 379 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,472 >> YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND, OTIS. 380 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,806 BUT HURRY. 381 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,208 MY ENDOCRINE SYSTEM IS BREAKING DOWN 382 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,944 ON A CELLULAR LEVEL. 383 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,047 >> HI, FOLKS. 384 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,950 HILLY BURFORD HERE AT THE APPENDIX GOLF CLASSIC 385 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:47,587 WITH 25-TIME CHAMP JUDGE BEAUREGARD BEAUMONT XVII. 386 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,489 WHAT'S YOUR SECRET, JUDGE? 387 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,524 >> WELL, HILLY, I REPRESS MY EMOTIONS 388 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,393 AND PLAY THE GAME WITH HUMORLESS DECORUM. 389 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,695 >> WELL, IT MUST BE WORKIN'. 390 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,966 YOU SEEM TO HAVE SCARED OFF ALL THE COMPETITION. 391 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,467 >> * ROCK THE HOUSE, BLOW THE ROOF OFF * 392 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,470 * ROCK THE HOUSE, BLOW THE ROOF OFF * 393 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,705 >> OKAY, PEOPLE, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 394 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,540 HEY, OLDIE. HAVE A PINEAPPLE SLUSHY. 395 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:10,310 >> JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 396 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,578 >> UH, WE'RE NOT ANIMALS. 397 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,780 >> THAT'S ENOUGH TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH. 398 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,415 NO ONE LIKES A CHATTY CADDY. 399 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:20,520 HEIFER WOODS IS THE NAME; GOLF'S MY GAME. 400 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,889 >> HEY, GET A LOAD OF THIS FELLA--OW. 401 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,292 WELL, EVERYBODY, I'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA... 402 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,994 GAME ON. 403 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,999 >> FREDDY, WHY DO YOU KEEP DRIVING IN REVERSE? 404 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,333 >> WELL, THIS CART'S CONFUSING. 405 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,302 THERE'S SO MANY BUTTONS. 406 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,006 >> ABBY? HOW'S OUR PATIENT? 407 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,607 >> HURRY, OTIS. HE'S GETTIN' WORSE. 408 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,175 I THINK HE'S DELUSIONAL. 409 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,011 >> I AM THE MAYOR OF BUTTERTOWN. 410 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,313 ALL RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. 411 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:51,018 * OH, BUTTERTOWN, THY CREAMY STREETS OF GOLD * 412 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,353 >> I DON'T THINK HE IS THE MAYOR OF BUTTERTOWN. 413 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,288 >> JUST KEEP HIM ALIVE, ABBY. ALIVE! 414 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,789 OKAY, MORE GOLF. 415 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,694 >> all: AHHH... 416 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,764 >> AND THERE'S A BEAUTY OF A DRIVE FROM JUDGE BEAUMONT. 417 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,599 >> TOP THAT, YOU BUFFOON. 418 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,601 >> A DELICIOUS SHOT, YOUR MAGISTRATE. 419 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,304 TASTIER THEN SOME KIND OF MEAT PIE. 420 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,639 WELL, CADDY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 421 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,409 >> MY FINGER TASTES LIKE PANCAKES. 422 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,677 >> SEVEN-IRON IT IS. 423 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,812 ONE, TWO, THREE... GOLF SHOT. 424 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,516 >> OW, MY SPLEEN! 425 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:29,356 >> IN YOUR FACE, MR. FANCY MCPOOPSALOT. 426 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,591 >> * GOLFING, YEAH, WE LOVE TO GOLF * 427 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,959 * WE'RE GONNA GO GOLFING * 428 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,062 * WE LOVE OUR GOLFING * 429 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,863 * GOLFING, WE LOVE TO GOLF * 430 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,399 * WE'RE GOING GOLF, GOLF, GOLF, GOLF, GOLFING! * 431 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,570 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 432 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,538 HEIFER WOODS MOVES INTO THE LEAD. 433 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,607 THAT'S WHAT I CALL GOLF. 434 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,544 >> THAT CLASSLESS UPSTART RUFFIAN NEEDS TO BE STOPPED. 435 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,119 >> LOOK, A HORDE OF ANGRY PYGMIES. 436 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,620 >> WHAT GET 'EM AWAY FROM ME. 437 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,322 THEY'RE COW EATERS-- NOT THAT I'M A COW, 438 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,656 BUT IF I WERE, THEY'D EAT ME. 439 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,458 >> OH, MY BAD. JUST A SQUIRREL. 440 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,460 >> OTIS, THEY SWITCHED THE BALLS. 441 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,696 YOURS IS TICKING. >> INTERESTING. 442 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,667 OOPS, I MISSED. DARN IT, MISSED AGAIN. 443 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,570 THAT'S A MISS... OOPS, I MISSED. 444 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:21,908 OH, BOY, MISSED AGAIN. I AM NOT GOOD TODAY. 445 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,677 WOW, I CAN'T SEEM TO CATCH A BREAK. 446 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,246 >> OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. >> NO! 447 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,215 >> LIKE THIS. 448 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,686 I LIKE PIE. 449 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,623 >> HILLY BURFORD AT THE NINTH HOLE, 450 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,192 WHERE CROWD-PLEASING NEWCOMER HEIFER WOODS 451 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,694 HAS TAKEN A SIZABLE LEAD. 452 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,937 >> TOUGH BREAK, HEIFER. 453 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,039 I GUESS YOU LOSE A SHOT. 454 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,341 >> CADDY? 455 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,143 >> I RECOMMEND ONE OF THOSE GOLF STICKS 456 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,178 AND THE 1950s DIVING SUIT. 457 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,180 >> FOLKS, THIS IS ASTOUNDING. 458 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,949 HEIFER WOODS HAS DECIDED TO MAKE HIS SHOT 459 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,884 FROM THE BOTTOM OF A POND. 460 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,495 >> HOW COULD YOU ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN? 461 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,664 >> AT LEAST NOTHING EXPLODED THIS TIME. 462 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:22,169 I STAND CORRECTED. 463 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,670 >> WOW, DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. 464 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,805 >> TO THE GREEN! >> YAAAH! 465 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,775 >> I HATE THAT GUY. 466 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,944 >> THEN AT THE 17TH HOLE, THIS HAPPENED. 467 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,180 >> THAT'S THE ONE. >> SWEET. 468 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,214 >> YOU STUCK IT. 469 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,216 >> YELLO? 470 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,385 >> OTIS, HURRY UP AND WIN THAT APPENDIX. 471 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,919 CRAZY LOUIE'S FADIN' FAST. 472 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,421 >> I SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT. 473 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,356 SO WARM AND FULL OF LOVE. 474 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,525 NOPE, NOW IT'S GONE. OH, IT'S BACK AGAIN. 475 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,960 IT'S GONE. BACK AGAIN. 476 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,796 >> TELL LOUIE I'M 300 STROKES UP. 477 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,631 HIS NEW APPENDIX IS IN THE BAG. 478 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,065 >> HEY, PECK. 479 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,468 I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE THE CART GO FORWARD. 480 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,937 >> REALLY? THAT'S GREAT, FRE--HEY, NOW! 481 00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,872 crash! 482 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,875 >> SORRY, OTIS. 483 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,977 >> A SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT. 484 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:08,715 HEIFER WOODS HAS BEEN RUN OVER BY HIS OWN GOLF CART. 485 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,350 WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 486 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,784 >> BODY SMUSHED... 487 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,286 PAIN LARGE... 488 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,587 CAN'T PLAY. 489 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,822 >> DID YOU HEAR THAT? HE FORFEITS. 490 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,056 THAT MEANS I WIN. 491 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,858 >> NOW, HOLD ON THERE, JUDGE. 492 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,361 ACCORDING TO THE RULES... 493 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,766 >> 494 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,804 HERE WE GO-- NO, THAT'S THE WRONG PAGE. 495 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,678 "IN THE EVENT OF A CART-RELATED MISHAP, 496 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:43,149 A PLAYER'S CADDY CAN FINISH THE GAME FOR HIM." 497 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,285 >> ME? NO WAY. UH-UH. 498 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,486 >> PIG, COME ON. YOU CAN DO THIS. 499 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,020 I'M UP BY 300 STROKES. 500 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,056 JUST SINK THIS PUTT, PLAY THE 18TH HOLE, 501 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,258 AND WE ARE DONE. 502 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,892 >> I DON'T KNOW. 503 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,262 >> DO IT FOR LOUIE. FOR LOUIE! 504 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:58,931 >> I'M FADIN' FAST. GOODBYE, WORLD. 505 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,067 >> AAH, WHAT THE HECK. I'LL GIVE IT A GO. 506 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,503 >> THAT'S MY PIG. >> THAT'S MY PIG. 507 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,141 >> DO OVER. 508 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,710 JUST WARMING UP. 509 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,245 ONE MORE. 510 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,646 OOPSIE. 511 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,982 THIS IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS. 512 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,251 >> 295 PUTTS LATER... 513 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,986 >> OOH, CLOSE ONE. 514 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,221 >> OH, PLEASE, PIG. 515 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,790 >> COME ON. 516 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,858 YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE. JUST SINK IT ALREADY. 517 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,895 >> YES! I'M THE MAN. 518 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:32,265 >> PIG, YOU JUST WIPED OUT A 300-STROKE LEAD. 519 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,266 >> AND THAT'S... >> BAD. 520 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,567 >> BAD, RIGHT. 521 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:46,313 >> AND WITH THAT SPECTACULAR SHOT ON THE 18TH HOLE, 522 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,515 IT'S A TIE BALL GAME. 523 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,650 >> IT'S OVER. >> POOR CRAZY LOUIE. 524 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,520 >> HE WAS SO YOUNG AND FULL OF SIMPLE SUGARS. 525 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,855 >> OTIS, LET'S JUST GIVE UP. I STINK. 526 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,790 >> PIG, A HOLE-IN-ONE WILL WIN THIS FOR US. 527 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,959 >> A HOLE ARE YOU CRAZY? 528 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,361 >> LISTEN TO ME. 529 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,330 THE ZEN OF GOLF IS ALIVE DEEP INSIDE YOU, 530 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,831 YEARNING TO BURST FREE. 531 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:08,368 REMEMBER, "FEEL THE BALL, BE THE BALL." 532 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:12,639 >> OTIS, I CAN'T. >> YOU HAVE TO! 533 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,206 >> OKAY, I'LL TRY. 534 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,008 SMACK THE BALL, RIGHT? 535 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,577 NO. EAT THE BALL. 536 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,579 NO, UM, WHAT WAS IT AGAIN? 537 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:20,947 BREATHE THROUGH YOUR BUTT? 538 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,148 D'OH! 539 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,787 * * 540 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:31,758 >> HEY, BABY, YOU GOT BEANED ON THE NOGGIN BUT GOOD. 541 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,360 FEEL THAT BALL. 542 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,927 BE THE BALL, PIGGY. 543 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:37,530 BE THE BALL, LITTLE PIGGY. 544 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,699 OH, I GOTS TO GO. 545 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,834 THERE'S A RAINBOW IN MY NOGGIN. 546 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:47,139 >> I AM THE BALL. 547 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:49,442 I AM THE BALL. 548 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:50,510 >> OH, HE'S IN THE ZONE. 549 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,979 NOW STEADY, SWIIIIING! 550 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:56,248 >> YAAAAAHHH! 551 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:57,183 >> OW! 552 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,391 >> OH, MY. OH, MY. 553 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,925 >> YES, YES, YES. 554 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:10,262 >> NO, NO, NO. 555 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:12,565 >> YAY! 556 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:13,666 >> SWEET CRABAPPLES, 557 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,868 THAT BALL IS A HOLE-IN-ONE. 558 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:19,038 >> WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! 559 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,474 >> OH! 560 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:24,644 >> * GOLFING, WE LOVE TO GOLF * 561 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:25,778 >> HEY, LOUIE. 562 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,213 WE CAME BY TO SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING. 563 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:28,748 >> HOW'S THAT NEW APPENDIX WORKING FOR YOU? 564 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:29,882 >> OH, HEY, GUYS. 565 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,184 FUNNY STORY ABOUT THE APPENDIX. 566 00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,086 TURNS OUT IT'S A TOTALLY USELESS ORGAN, 567 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:37,524 SO I SOLD IT AND USED THE MONEY TO BUY EXTRA THUMBS. 568 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:38,558 >> AAHH! 569 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:39,626 >> HEY, LOOK AT ME. 570 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,093 I'M EXTRA THUMB MAN. 571 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,795 * OH, BUTTERTOWN * 572 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,831 * WE RAISE OUR THUMBS ON HIGH * 573 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,032 WHO WANTS TO WRESTLE? >> AAAHH! 574 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,333 HEY, WHERE YOU GOIN'? 575 00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:48,901 WE AIN'T WRESTLED YET. 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