在一年中最诡异的时刻 During the spookiest time of the year..
有许多幽灵和妖精都必须遵守的规矩 ... there are a few guidelines all ghosts and goblins should follow.
要走人行道 Always stay on sidewalks.
不要去陌生人家 绝对不要独自外出 Never go to a stranger's house, and never go out alone.
这个点子很棒亲爱的，真的 This is a great idea, honey. Really.
真神奇 It's just magical.
我真希望每天都是万圣节 It makes me wish every night was Halloween.
对不起， 艾玛 I'm sorry, Em.
-别，现在不行 -怎么了？ - Wait, wait. Not yet. - What?
-这灯得一直亮着 -为什么？ - You're supposed to keep it lit. - Why?
古老的传统吧 Ancient tradition?
亨利，这是万圣节，不是光明节 Henry, it's Halloween, not Hanukkah.
-宝贝，我们都“亮着”就行了 -但是亲爱的... - Baby, I'm lit and you're lit. - But honey...
但是什么？你担心那个小朋友？ 他的万圣节结束了 But our little friend here? His night's over.
你应该再小心些的 You know, you should be more careful.
我们有规矩的你可能会惹火某人 There are rules. You might upset someone.
哦，得了吧。谁？ Oh, please. Who?
怎么了？ What?
进屋~上楼~ Inside. Upstairs.
我们得把这些东西搬到地下室去 这儿看起来就像谋杀现场 Let's just take all this crap down. It looks like a crime scene.
-我都跟你说我明天会弄的 -不，你才不会 - I told you I'd do it in the morning. - No, you won't.
你会一直睡到中午才起然后打游戏打到四点 You're gonna sleep until noon and then play video games until 4.
而且我妈明天早上会来看到这些她会脑溢血的 And besides, my mom is coming and she'll have an aneurysm if she sees this.
真的吗？ Really?
还是我弄吧 I'll do it.
进屋~放录像~ Go inside. Put on the tape.
我讨厌万圣节 I hate Halloween.
你们怎么现在才来 What took you guys so long?
万圣节快乐 Happy Halloween.
嗯嗯啊啊~~ Yeah! Oh, baby!
亨利！ Henry!
艾玛？ Emma?
别惹小孩
早些时候
狼人、蛇怪和各种各样的恶魔 Werewolves, zombies and demons of every variety.
它们全部源自 They've all descended...
俄亥俄的一个普通小镇：沃伦谷 ... on the normally sleepy town of Warren valley, Ohio...
在这里，人们对待 万圣节和各种奇怪的传统 ... where the holiday and all of its strange traditions...
都很认真 ... are taken very seriously.
现在才8点 街上已经挤满了盛装的游客 It's only 8:00 and the streets are already packed with costumed visitors...
有些来表演 有些只是凑热闹 ... some to show off, others to blend in...
但大家都在庆祝 万圣节的神奇夜晚 ... but all to celebrate the magical night of Halloween...
今天晚上 我们可以打扮成最可怕的样子 ...the one night a year when we can pretend to be the scariest thing we can think of.
我不穿这个 太小了 I am not wearing this. It's too small.
-我会露点的 -好主意 - My tits keep popping out. - That's the idea.
真不知道干嘛要来这里 城里那么多漂亮小伙子 Don't know why we drove here when there are guys in the city.
鲜肉 Fresh meat.
我们每年万圣节都这样的，劳瑞 It's what we do every Halloween, Laurie.
以前是怎么过的？ Whatever happened to trick-or-treating?
-青春期 -去年我们在坦帕（佛罗里达） Puberty. Last year we were in Tampa.
我们扮成性感护士 And went as sexy nurses.
不，珍妮特，我们前年在坦帕 我记得很清楚 No, Janet, Tampa was two years ago. I remember because you puked...
因为你吐在一个家伙身上了 ...doing a guy in his pickup.
我吃的墨西哥菜坏掉了 而且是吐在吉普车上了 I ate some bad Mexican, and it was a Jeep.
去年是在圣地亚哥 我们扮成水手，最后真钓上了水手 Last year was San Diego. We dressed as sailors and ended up with sailors.
是啊，而且玛利亚的水手是个女孩 Yeah, and Maria's sailor was a girl.
那怎么了？她屁股很棒 其实男的女的对我都一样 So what? She had a nice ass. It all tastes the same to me anyway.
女士们，外面有小孩 Ladies, there are children out here.
好了，数到三一起出来 一，二，三 Okay, all of you come out on the count of three. One, two, three.
-很好 -不错 - Nice. - Right.
-劳瑞，出来 -不 - Laurie, come on out. - No.
-开门 -不！ - Open up. - No.
开门，不然我们要生气了 Open the door, or we'll huff and we'll puff...
快点，出来啦 Come on, seriously, open up.
好，但是不准笑， 好吗？ Fine, just don't laugh, okay?
丹妮尔，我看起来像五岁 Danielle, I look like I'm 5.
闭嘴，你看起来很棒 Shut up, you look great.
-这是传统 -很好 - It's tradition. - Great.
-按传统我们现在要做什么？ -去约会 - What does tradition say we do now? - We meet our dates.
233, 30-D. Two thirty-three, 30-D.
我是说 $234.33. I mean, $234.33.
谢谢 Thanks.
现在可能有点早 但是我们要去镇上 You know, this might sound kind of forward, but well, we're just in town...
参加派对 我想知道你几点下班 ...for a party tonight, and I was wondering what time you get off work.
Oh. Uh...
哦，再过20分钟就可以了 In about 20 minutes, actually.
是吗？那你知道绵阳牧场在哪吗？ Yeah? You know where Sheep's Meadow is?
当然知道 Sure, yeah, of course.
好，那我们再过45分钟在那见面怎么样？ All right. So why don't you meet me there in 45?
行...行啊 Okay, I guess.
记得化妆 Don't forget your costume.
对不起，我们不在家 自己拿吧，只能拿一块哦
你有糖尿病查理 这对你可没好处 That can't be good for your diabetes, Charlie.
Uh...
别为这编谎话了 Don't waste a good lie on this.
只是糖果而已 It's just candy.
看起来准备这么多 糖果真做对了 Guess it's a good thing I got more.
坐下待一会儿怎么样？ Why don't you sit down, stay for a minute?
-喔，不了，我得... -坐下，查理 - Oh, I can't. I have... - Sit down, Charlie.
你的问题很简单 你总是等别人来找你 Your problem is simple. You always wait for them to come to you.
你只要稍微主动一点儿 就不会都22岁了还是个处女 If you just tried a little harder, you wouldn't be a virgin at 22.
什么？ What? Excuse me?
都在你额头上写着呢 It's practically stapled to your forehead.
劳瑞，不要听她们的 Laurie, please, do not listen to them, okay?
关键是做你自己 The key thing is to just be yourself.
做我自己可不是你说的那样 Being myself hasn't gotten me very far.
可能我有点老土 可是我希望我的第一次很... Maybe I'm too old-fashioned, but I've always wanted my first time to be...
-天，别说了. -特别 - No, please, don't say it. - Special.
亲爱的，听着 我们都会在这的，你可别再犹豫了 Honey, listen, we've all been there, but you can't hesitate.
看着 Watch.
你们可带来不少大家伙啊 That's some big equipment you've got there.
-谢谢 -我叫玛利亚，她是珍妮特 - Thank you. - I'm Maria. This is Janet.
-我们有个小问题 -什么？ - And we have a small problem. - Really?
我们要去参加一个很棒的派对 We've got this great party to go to...
但是我们还没伴儿 But we don't have any dates.
给，自己来 Here. Help yourself.
是切南瓜的，不是你。我保证 It's for the pumpkin, not you. Promise.
我这些都太傻了 All of mine were dull.
碎的南瓜灯？ 偷的糖吗？ Smashing jack-o'- lanterns? Stealing candy?
没关系。信不信由你， 我小时候和你一样 It's okay. Believe it or not, I was just like you when I was a kid.
直到我爸交给我一些东西 Till my dad set me straight, that is.
我爸爸告诉我 今晚是怀念逝者的 See, my dad taught me tonight is about respecting the dead...
因为在今晚 所有故去的人 ...because this is the one night that the dead...
和其他一些东西 都会到处徘徊，来看看我们 ...and all sorts of other things roam free and pay us a visit.
不好意思 Sorry.
所有的传统 All these traditions...
南瓜灯、化妆、分发糖果 ...jack-o'- lanterns, putting on costumes, handing out treats...
它们开始保护我们 但现在... ...they were started to protect us, but nowadays...
没人真的在乎了 ...no one really cares.
是啊 Yeah.
我做的不好，对吧？ I didn't do such a good job, did I?
你觉得呢？ What do you think?
嘿 Hey.
没事吧？ You okay?
需要汽水儿吗？ You need a root beer?
哦，等等 Oh, wait.
对了，这是另一个传统 That's right. There's another tradition.
很重要的一个 A very important one.
要当心你的糖果 Always check your candy.
不给糖果就... Trick or...
Ugh!
不给糖果就捣蛋！ Trick or treat!
-我们知道你在里面 -我们能看见你哦 We know you're in there. We can see you.
-开门！ -等一下！ Hello! Just a minute!
等等，别 Wait. No, no. Shh!
您这打扮真棒，威尔金斯先生 Great costume, Mr. Wilkins.
Oy. Uh...
好吧，糖果 Oh, right, candy.
谢谢 Thanks.
威尔金斯校长 能把你的南瓜灯给我们吗？ Principal Wilkins, do you think we might be able to have your jack-o'- lantern, please?
-你们不会砸碎它吧？ -不会，是为联合国儿童基金会收集的 - You're not gonna smash it, are you? - No, it's a scavenger hunt for UNICEF.
这个理由真不错 Anything for a good cause.
万圣节快乐 Happy Halloween.
对，万圣节快乐 Yeah. Happy Halloween.
你没拿么？ Didn't you get one?
你确定吗？ Are you sure about this?
那边还有一两个小伙子 There's gotta be one or two extra guys there.
-我可以帮你 -走吧，我们在那见 - I could help you. - Go. I'll meet you there.
有麻烦就打我电话 Call me if you get into trouble.
你真像老妈子 You're turning into Mom.
Ouch.
-做你自己就行了 -但是得努力点 - Just remember to be yourself. - But play hard to get.
再见丹妮尔 Goodbye, Danielle!
万圣节快乐 Happy Halloween.
老爸！我要完糖果回来了 Daddy! I'm back from trick-or-treating!
Billy. Shh. 比利
Billy. Shh.
-拜托，安静点 -为什么？ - Please, be quiet. - Why?
因为你打扰到邻居了 Because you'll bother the neighbors.
去看查理布朗 我马上就来 Now go watch Charlie Brown and I'll be in in a minute.
-查理布朗太垃圾了 -比利.威尔金斯，说话注意点 - Charlie Brown's an asshole! - Billy Wilkins. Language.
Shh, shh, shh.
嘿，等等 Wait, hold on.
来了，给你 Come on. There you...
Huh? Mm.
乖 Yeah.
给你，去捡吧 Here you go. Go get it! Shit.
斯派克！ Spite!
斯派克！快点滚回来 Spite! Get your ass in here.
你吃完垃圾了没有 Are you finished crapping or what?
谁在那？ Who the hell is that?
我是国家档案登记处的 I got an NRA membership in my pocket...
我家壁炉上有把散弹枪快点滚出来，不然我... ...and a shotgun over the fireplace, so get out...
是我，科林先生 It's me, Mr. Kreeg.
史蒂文，史蒂文.威尔金斯 Steven. Steven Wilkins.
看在上帝的份上，你在那干什么？ 藏尸体吗？ What in God's name are you doing down there, Wilkins? Hiding bodies?
你说什么？ What did you say?
没什么 Nothing.
化粪池出了点问题 The septic tank is acting up.
-所以才有这怪味儿？ -应该是的 - Is that what that smell is? - I'm afraid so.
那就赶紧修好 太臭了，就跟有个婊子死在这儿了似的 Then fix it! It stinks like a dead whore out here.
我... I'm...
尽力 ...trying.
别让你的小孩进我院子 Keep your kid out of my yard!
真该死 Goddamn freak.
-万圣节快乐 -闭嘴！ - Happy Halloween. - Screw you!
老爸！ Daddy!
我想雕一个南瓜灯 你得帮我雕眼睛 I wanna carve the jack-o'- lantern now, but I need your help with the eyes.
马上，比利 In a minute, Billy.
一会儿我能跟你去参加游行吗？ And can I go to the parade with you later?
不行，爸爸有约了 No, Daddy has a date.
Oh! But we haven't done anything fun together.
可是你没陪我玩呢 Oh! But we haven't done anything fun together.
那我们做饴糖苹果怎么样？ 就像爷爷过去做的那样 How about if we make some caramel apples, just like Grandpa used to?
-行不行？ -什么时候？ - How about that? - When?
雕完南瓜灯就做 但你得安静点 After we carve the jack-o'- lantern, but you have to be quiet.
好吧 Okay.
但你得帮我雕眼睛！ But don't forget to help me with the eyes!
“老爸，我想雕南瓜灯” "Daddy, I wanna carve a pumpkin."
“老爸，我想参加游行” "Daddy, I wanna go to the parade."
“老爸，我希望妈妈还活着” "Daddy, I wish Mommy was still alive."
威尔金斯！威尔金斯，这边！威尔金斯！ Wilkins! Wilkins, over here! Wilkins!
救命，该死的！ Help me, goddamn it!
救命！ Help me!
-救命！ -闭嘴吧 - Help me! - Screw you.
比利！ Billy!
成功了 Gotcha.
现在能雕南瓜灯了吗？ So can we carve it now?
是的 Yeah.
下楼吧 Let's go downstairs.
这次我们刻一个很恐怖的 Let's carve a scary face this time.
这个就很恐怖 A scary face it is.
抓着 Wrap it around.
别忘了帮我刻眼睛 But don't forget to help me with the eyes.
不给糖果就捣蛋！ Trick or treat!
你们这些小家伙真可爱 Aren't you guys adorable?
谢了，亨德森夫人 您的化妆也很棒 Thanks, Mrs. Henderson. That's a great costume.
我知道，是不是很完美？ I know. Isn't it just "purr-fect"?
想来一杯吗？ 我不会告诉别人的 You want a drink or something? It'll be our little secret.
-当然 -不，谢了。但是.... - Sure. - No, thanks. But...
好吧，我看看有什么能给你们 All right, fine. I'll see what I got for you.
亨德森夫人，其实我们想问 你有没有... Actually, Mrs. Henderson, we were wondering if you might...
-你有没有... -老天... - If you might... - Holy shit.
有没有可以借给我们的南瓜灯 ...have a jack-o'- lantern we could borrow.
给你 Here you go.
小心点 Now, be safe...
当心妖怪 ...and watch out for monsters.
我都不知道那些是什么 I don't even know what that was.
泰勒教练穿着热狗服装 在上一头猪 Coach Taylor was in a hot-dog costume butt-fucking a pig.
-我是这样想的。然后... -别说了 - I think. And then... - Chip. Let's just not.
-不给糖果就捣蛋 -弄来多少？ - Trick or treat. - What'd you find?
就这些？ That's it?
不好意思，不知道哪个混蛋 把整条街的南瓜都都砸碎了 Sorry, but some asshole went down the street smashing all of them.
我们有三个，不够吗？ But we have three. Isn't this enough?
差不多吧 Almost.
梅斯，我们应该先来这儿的 Macy, why didn't we just start here?
我不知道她做了这么多 I didn't know she'd do this.
太奇怪了 This is weird.
是那个迟钝的朗达吗？ Is that Rhonda the retard?
她不是迟钝，是蠢 She's not a retard, she's an idiot savant.
她来了 Here she comes.
看你的了，施瑞德 You're on, Schrader.
这些都是你自己做的吗？ Did you carve all these yourself?
是的，衣服也是我做的 喜欢吗？ Yeah. Made my costume too. Like it?
喜欢 I do.
我是施瑞德 I'm Schrader.
朗达 Rhonda.
我们再去喝一杯吧 Let's get another drink.
亨利 Henry.
-帮帮我 -她只是喝醉了，宝贝。走吧 - I need help. - She's just drunk, baby. Come on.
你肯定很喜欢万圣节 You must really like Halloween.
-你是说Samhain吗？ -什么？ - You mean Samhain? - What?
Samhain就是万圣前夜 也就是万圣节 Samhain, also known as All Hallows' Eve, also known as Halloween.
早期的基督教 凯尔特人的节日 Pre-dating Christianity, the Celtic holiday...
我们在秋冬之交的一晚举行庆典 ...was celebrated on the one night between autumn and winter...
这一天阴阳两界的屏障减弱了 ...when the barrier between living and dead was thinnest...
有时候还有活人祭 ...and often involved rituals that included human sacrifice.
我喜欢你的眼罩 I like your eye patch.
Oh.
很好，一个采石场 梅斯，这个真是个庆祝万圣节的好办法 Great, a rock quarry. Nice way to celebrate Halloween, Macy.
-我们来这里干吗？ -向死者表示敬意 - Why are we here? - To pay our respects to the dead.
怎么了？有人死在这里了？ What happened? Did somebody die here?
等等 Wait.
这里是不是... Is this where...?
-是的，这里是学校... -闭嘴，莎拉 - It is, isn't it? This is where that school... - Shut up, Sara.
万圣节校车大屠杀 The Halloween School Bus Massacre.
-别说出来 -她在说什么？ - Just don't call it that. - What's she talking about?
是这个镇的可怕传说 一辆校车在这里... It's this awesome town legend. There was this bus...
老天，你能不能闭嘴 我会告诉你们这个该死的故事的 Jesus, will you shut up and let me tell the damn story?
你说脏话了 You said a bad word.
那是三十年前 It happened 30 years ago...
一个万圣节的黄昏 ...on a late Halloween afternoon.
一辆校车正按惯常路线行驶 A school bus was on its usual route.
但那不是普通的校车 But this wasn't your typical school bus...
车上的也不是普通的孩子 ... and they weren't your typical kids.
他们一共8人 There were eight of them...
他们很特别 ... and they were different.
麻烦 Troubled.
不安 Disturbed.
每天，父母把他们肮脏的 秘密放在车上 Every day, parents put their dirty secrets on this bus...
送到镇外几英里的学校 ... to be driven to a school miles outside of town.
3260. 3260.
3264. 3264.
3266. 3266.
但是那天... But that day...
司机走了另外一条路 ... the driver took a different route.
走错了 Wrong way.
他没把这些学生带回家 And instead of taking the students home...
而是把车开到了一个废弃的采石场 ... he drove the bus to an abandoned rock quarry.
就是这个采石场 This rock quarry.
这些孩子不知道 很多年以来，他们的父母精疲力尽 The kids didn't know that over the years, their parents had become exhausted...
感到耻辱 ... embarrassed.
为了减轻他们的负担 他们什么都做得出来 And they were willing to do anything to ease their burden.
一天，父母们找上了司机 So one day, the parents approached the bus driver and made him an offer.
Shh.
凑了一笔钱给他 让他做一件想象不到的事 With the money they collected together, they asked him to do the unthinkable.
本来一切都很完美 It almost worked perfectly.
走错了 Wrong way.
家 家 Home. Home.
我想回家 I wanna go home.
家 Home.
家 家 Home. Home.
家！回家！ Home! Go home!
家 Home.
再也没有那个司机的消息了 The driver was never heard from again.
至于校车，有人说 它沉得太深，再也找不到了 As for the bus, some say it sank so deep that it couldn't be found.
其他人说，是小镇 不让人们找到它 Others say the town just didn't want it to be found.
就我们所知，它还在那 For all we know, it's still down there...
那些孩子也在那 ...and so are those kids.
你疯了 You are so full of shit.
是吗？ Really?
那我想你不介意第一个喽？ Then I guess you won't mind being first.
第一个什么？ First what?
8个受害者 8个南瓜灯 Eight victims, eight jack-o'- lanterns...
每个都代表一个逝去的灵魂 ...each one representing a lost soul.
我们要把它们放在湖边 So we're going to leave them by the side of the lake...
送给那些死去的孩子 ...as an offering to those who died.
Oh.
是你做的？ Is that one of yours?
是的 Yes.
很可爱 It's very pretty.
谢谢 Thank you.
只能安全载三个人 It can only hold three safely.
我会把钥匙送上来 你们把剩下的带来 I'll send the keys back up. You guys bring the rest.
Uh... Okay.
好吧 Uh... Okay.
不行 你要是把我放到箱子里 I can't do this. If you put me in a box...
感觉好像你觉得我很丢脸 ...it makes me feel like you're not proud of me.
要是你觉得我丢脸 If you're not proud of me...
-喂 -谁是你最爱的姐姐? - Hello? - Who's your favorite big sister?
在听吗？ You there?
哦，在 Yeah. Hi.
这儿有个家伙 他想见你 So there's a guy here who really wants to meet you.
年轻吗？好看吗？ Is he young? Cute?
Uh... Yeah. Yeah, no, you could say that.
哦，是，差不多吧 Uh... Yeah. Yeah, no, you could say that.
他真的挺好的 He's really, really nice.
就是他很可怕 So he's hideous.
赶紧过来 你没得挑 Just get your ass over here. Beggars can't be choosers.
好 Nice.
很好 Great.
现在不行，安德鲁 Not now, Andrew.
-乔希. -随便吧 - Josh. - Whatever.
狼人 Werewolves.
很有趣 Very funny.
校车就在附近 我想就在这里 That bus is around here somewhere. I think it's over here.
就在哪？这么大的雾什么也看不见 我想我找到了一个笨蛋的尸体 Over where? I can't see shit in this fog. Think I found a dead retard.
-这是我，白痴 -那我说对了 That's me, asshole. Like I said.
你们两个闭嘴，接着找 Both of you shut up and keep looking.
礁石那边有什么东西在动 There's something moving by that rock.
-我看不到 -上帝，那是什么？ I can't see. Jesus, what is that?
救命！ Help me!
莎拉！莎拉在哪？ Sara! Where's Sara?
快跑！ Run!
-没地方去了！ -上去！我要上去！ There's nowhere to go. Up! I wanna go back up!
梅斯？施劳德？莎拉？ Macy? Schrader? Sara?
你要来吗？ 好吧，那就待在这里 Aren't you coming? Okay, stay here.
别让蜡烛灭了 它们能保护你，好吗？ Don't let the candles go out and they'll protect you, okay?
哦，可恶 Oh, shit.
她死了吗？ Is she dead?
嘿 Hey.
朗达 Rhonda.
真是太棒了 It was all going so well.
-你们都死了！ -朗达，冷静点 - You're all dead! - Rhonda, calm down.
只是个恶作剧 It was all just a trick.
看，都是假的 只是恶作剧而已 Look, none of this is real. It was just a trick.
-是个糟糕的玩笑 -我觉得还不错 - A bad joke. - I'd say it was a pretty good one.
闭嘴 Shut up.
让我看看 Here, let me see.
疼吗？ Does it hurt?
-去收拾东西，我们要走了 -谁？ - Go pack everything up. We're leaving. - Says who?
梅斯，她吓坏了 你还想怎么样？ Macy, she's scared out of her mind. What else do you want?
走吧 Let's go.
这个还亮着呢 This one's still lit.
如果只是个恶作剧 那校车是怎么来的？ If this was all a trick, then how did the school bus get here?
-那部分是真的 -校车司机怎么了？ - That part's true. - What happened to the bus driver?
我不知道，奇普 I don't know, Chip.
-什么？ -我什么也没说 - What? - I didn't say anything.
-我没心情说笑 -不是我 - I'm not in the mood. - It wasn't me.
那是什么？ What is that?
-施劳德！ -又来了 - Schrader! - Not again.
-这里！ -在这儿等着 - Over here! - Wait here.
帮帮我们！ Help us!
施劳德！ Schrader!
-施劳德！ -怎么了？ - Schrader! - What the hell?
我们得离开 我们得离开这儿 We have to go. We have to get out of here.
-冷静点儿 -我们要离开这儿 - Calm down. - We have to go!
-梅斯... -听我说！ - Look, Macy... - Listen to me!
我们听到声音了 这里还有别人 We heard voices. There are other people here.
那是什么？ What is that?
救命！救命！ Help me! Help me!
不，快跑 No. Run.
朗达，开门 Rhonda, open the gate.
-让我们进去 -开门 - Let us in, please! - Open the gate!
开开门，求你了 Open the gate, please.
快点 Come on.
开门 Open the gate.
-不！朗达，听我说 -你在干什么？ - No! Rhonda, look at me. - What are you doing?
这不是恶作剧，是真的 It's not a trick, it's real.
回来！ Come back!
-她要去哪？ -朗达！ Where is she going? Rhonda!
-不！不！ -这不是恶作剧！ - No, no! - It's not a trick!
救救我，求你了！ Help me, please!
我不想跟你玩儿 赶紧出来 I'm not in the mood, so just come on out.
哦，老天，她真有趣 Oh, my God. She's so funny.
不要，谢了 No, thanks.
她是大姑娘了 能照顾自己 She's a big girl. She can take care of herself.
希望如此 I wish that were true.
妈妈老说她是发育不全的幼仔 Mom always said she was the runt of the litter.
我说，我说 My, my...
你的眼睛可真大啊 ...what big eyes you have.
哦，那你给他找的那个家伙呢 So where's this guy you're setting her up with?
很不错的那个？ The nice one?
劳瑞 Laurie.
哦，上帝啊 Oh, my God.
求你，救救我 Please, help me.
她在这儿 There she is.
劳瑞，出什么事了 Laurie, what's going on?
你来晚了 You're late.
对不去，没想到要花这么久 Sorry. It took longer than I thought.
他对你做什么了？ What did he do to you?
我听了她们的建议，很努力 他咬了我 I listened to their advice and played hard to get. He bit me.
最起码你尽力了 来一杯？ Well, at least you made it. Drink?
当然 Sure.
过来 Come here.
-求求你 -说“啊” - Please. - Say "ah."
Not bad.
你叫什么，亲爱的 What's your name, honey?
史蒂文 Steven.
-史蒂文？ -史蒂文.威尔金斯 - Steven? - Steven Wilkins.
很高兴你是她的第一个，真的 我喜欢你 I'm glad you're her first, I really am. I like you.
你们是谁？ Who are you people?
我很紧张 I'm nervous.
嘿 Hey.
你会没事的 You're gonna be fine.
做你自己就行了 Just be yourself.
这是我第一次 It's my first time...
所以忍耐一下 ...so just bear with me.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
我说，我说 My, my...
你的眼睛可真大啊 ...what big eyes you have.
晚些时候
不给糖果就捣蛋 Trick or treat.
推进去，把食物放在里面 You push it in, you slide the food in.
再取出来就行了 It pops right out, okay?
要用这个东西 我已经做了三次了，在里面 I'm gonna take this device. I've done it three times already, inside.
我会教给大家怎么用 I'm gonna show the folks how to put it on the spit rod.
这很容易 It's so darn easy.
那一块肉，只要放在中间就行了 I take the meat, and all I'm gonna do is just center it like this.
放下去 It goes down.
把它打开 就是这么简单 I'll put the wheel on. It's as simple as this.
这是一块7磅重的烤猪腰肉 This is about a 7-pound pork loin roast.
把它放进机器，把这个取出来 打开这个小窗 I'll put it in the machine, I'll slide it back, put up the window.
-你会了，然后呢？ -忘了它！ - You set it, and? - Forget it!
对。我们再用烤猪腰肉来一次 Right. I'm gonna go over to the pork loin roast over here now...
把这个拿出来 已经好了 ... and I'm gonna take this one out. This has been done...
现在才8点 街上已经挤满了盛装的游客... It's only 8:00, and the streets are packed with visitors...
有些是来表演的 有些只是来凑热闹 ... some to show off, others to blend in...
但所有人都是来 庆祝神奇的万圣节 ... but all to celebrate the magical night of Halloween.
人们把烘焙的食品和农作物放在外面 作为对死者的供奉 MAN 2:baked goods and crops were left out as offerings for the dead...
这演变成了现在 讨糖果的习俗 ... a custom now known as trick-or-treating.
老天 Christ.
旋转式的 再看看 Revolutionary. Now look.
让我从这里开始切 观众们都可以看到 Let me just start cutting this over here so that folks can see.
很棒吧？看这儿 怎么样，观众朋友们 This beautiful? Look at this over here, folks, huh?
看看这块猪肉多棒 注射进去的... Look how beautiful that pork looks with all its injected flavors on the...
万圣节快乐 Happy Halloween.
斯派克？ Spite?
斯派克 Spite.
斯派克，给我滚进来 Spite. Get your ass in here.
你吃完垃圾了没有？ Are you finished crapping or what?
谁在那？ Who the hell is that?
我是国家档案登记处的 I've got an NRA membership in my pocket...
我家壁炉上有把散弹枪快点滚出来，不然我... ...and a shotgun over the fireplace, so get out of here before I...
是我，科林先生 It's me, Mr. Kreeg.
斯蒂文，斯蒂文.威尔金斯 Steven. Steven Wilkins.
看在上帝的份上，你在那干什么 藏尸体吗？ What in God's name are you doing down there, Wilkins? Hiding bodies?
-你说什么？ -没什么 - What did you say? - Nothing.
化粪池出了点问题 The septic tank is acting up.
那就赶快修好 Well, fix it!
臭死了 好像有个婊子死在这儿似的 It stinks like a dead whore out here.
我尽量 I'm trying.
别让你的小孩进我院子 Keep your kid out of my yard!
真该死 Goddamn freak.
万圣节快乐 Happy Halloween.
闭嘴！ Screw you!
你他妈的快滚出... Get the hell off my!
Well, zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
斯派克？ Spite?
你是谁？ Who the hell are you?
威尔金斯！威尔金斯！ Wilkins! Wilkins!
这边！威尔金斯！ 威尔金斯，救命，该死的！ Over here! Wilkins! Wilkins, help me, goddamn it!
救命！威尔金斯！ Help me! Wilkins!
救命！ Help me!
Huh?
-911,请稍等 -喂？喂？ - 911, please hold. - Hello? Hello?
911, 请问有什么紧急事件？ 911, what is your emergency?
哦，我要报告一件... Yeah, I'd like to report...
喂？喂？喂？ Hello? Hello? Hello?
你他妈的开什么玩笑 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
哦，不 Oh, no.
之后...
不给糖果就捣蛋 Trick or treat.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢，科林先生 您的妈咪装很棒 Thanks, Mr. Kreeg. Great mummy costume.
谢谢 Thank you.
这个点子很棒，亲爱的 This was a great idea, honey.
真神奇 我真希望每天都是万圣节 It's just magical. It makes me wish every night was Halloween.
对不起，艾玛 等等，现在不行 I'm sorry, Em. Wait, wait. Not yet.
-怎么了？ -这灯得一直亮着 - What? - You're supposed to keep it lit.
-为什么？ -是古老的传统？ - Why? - Ancient tradition?
亨利，这是万圣节，不是光明节 我们俩“亮着”就行了 Henry, it's Halloween, not Hanukkah. Baby, I'm lit, and you're lit.
你担心那个小朋友？ 他的万圣节结束了 But your little friend here? His night's over.
你应该再小心点儿 You know, you should be more careful.
我们是有规矩的 你可能惹火某人 There are rules. You might upset someone.
哦，得了吧，谁？ Oh, please. Who?
这里 Over here.
不给糖果就捣蛋 Trick or treat.