1 00:00:10,749 --> 00:00:17,106 Resync: Xenzai[NEF] 2 00:00:38,986 --> 00:00:40,504 Wow... 3 00:00:47,996 --> 00:00:49,744 Looking good... 4 00:00:53,385 --> 00:00:55,786 Oh, yeah, nice to see you. 5 00:00:58,986 --> 00:01:00,658 Hey... 6 00:01:00,754 --> 00:01:02,777 That dress needs dry-cleaning. 7 00:01:02,873 --> 00:01:06,215 - Here you go. - Thank you kindly, Monica. 8 00:01:06,585 --> 00:01:10,866 Monica, Monica? Oh shit, Hillary. 9 00:01:15,226 --> 00:01:16,937 Okay... 10 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:20,385 - Hi, Bill. - Oh hey Snow white. 11 00:01:21,746 --> 00:01:23,706 Where's 11B? 12 00:01:24,865 --> 00:01:26,783 Bingo. 13 00:01:27,225 --> 00:01:29,833 What did you say that thing was? 14 00:01:31,465 --> 00:01:33,911 It's time for a little action. 15 00:01:37,066 --> 00:01:40,105 Monica... It's Bill. 16 00:01:40,425 --> 00:01:43,329 I've got some dictation for you, Monica. 17 00:01:43,425 --> 00:01:46,278 I've got a big secret for you, Baby. 18 00:01:46,585 --> 00:01:49,112 How did you get up here so soon? 19 00:01:52,345 --> 00:01:54,263 Monica. 20 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:07,137 Oh my eyes.. I can't see. 21 00:02:07,232 --> 00:02:09,150 Who let you in.? 22 00:02:10,425 --> 00:02:11,789 What happened... Where's Monica? 23 00:02:11,885 --> 00:02:12,897 What happened to Monica? 24 00:02:12,993 --> 00:02:14,218 - How did you get in here? 25 00:02:14,314 --> 00:02:15,737 She told me where the key was. 26 00:02:15,832 --> 00:02:16,791 - I can't see. 27 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:18,496 Did she say it was ok to dry-hump her roommate? 28 00:02:18,592 --> 00:02:19,736 She said, you would be in the... 29 00:02:19,832 --> 00:02:20,976 library cause you were a geek... 30 00:02:21,072 --> 00:02:23,585 I am not a geek.. God. 31 00:02:24,664 --> 00:02:27,345 My God. What was that, mace? 32 00:02:28,144 --> 00:02:31,384 'Eternity', by Calvin Klein. 33 00:02:35,585 --> 00:02:39,648 I gotta be so careful who I get into bed with from now on. 34 00:02:39,744 --> 00:02:43,738 It would be a big adjustment for you, wouldn't it? 35 00:02:44,263 --> 00:02:46,181 God. 36 00:02:47,252 --> 00:02:48,924 I do that every time. 37 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:51,965 I've invented a solution for that. Seriously. 38 00:02:52,061 --> 00:02:53,467 It is something that goes around the... 39 00:02:53,563 --> 00:02:55,005 coffee cup, so you don't burn your hand. 40 00:02:55,101 --> 00:02:57,070 I'm gonna call it 'The Coffee Collar'. 41 00:02:57,166 --> 00:02:58,126 Brilliant idea. 42 00:02:58,222 --> 00:02:59,926 I know all about you. I know you whole wrap. 43 00:03:00,021 --> 00:03:02,406 - You do? - Yeah. You're a senior... 44 00:03:02,502 --> 00:03:04,918 who prays on freshmen. You've slept... 45 00:03:05,014 --> 00:03:06,198 with half my floor. 46 00:03:06,294 --> 00:03:09,065 - Well, half your floor was female. 47 00:03:09,085 --> 00:03:10,000 Whatever. 48 00:03:10,096 --> 00:03:11,209 And you once met Bono, 49 00:03:11,305 --> 00:03:13,047 which I suspect is total bullshit. 50 00:03:13,143 --> 00:03:15,487 No, it's true. He signed my CD. 51 00:03:15,582 --> 00:03:17,487 It's upstairs in my room with my... 52 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:20,518 'Coffee Collar', if you wanna see it. 53 00:03:20,895 --> 00:03:24,048 - Are you hitting on me? - No. I'm going of your look. 54 00:03:24,144 --> 00:03:27,096 - My look... - Yeah, doggy bull look. 55 00:03:27,496 --> 00:03:30,369 - Are you calling me a dog? - No, it's a theory I have. 56 00:03:30,465 --> 00:03:32,688 - Oh, Casanova has a theory. - Yeah. When a girl... 57 00:03:32,784 --> 00:03:34,271 is attracted to a guy, she has a look. 58 00:03:34,366 --> 00:03:35,369 It's her tell, like poker. 59 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:36,665 It's the same look a dog gets, 60 00:03:36,761 --> 00:03:38,169 right before you put down the bowl. 61 00:03:38,265 --> 00:03:40,996 - You're offensive. And you're crazy. 62 00:03:41,092 --> 00:03:42,170 No, I'm honest. 63 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:43,889 I believe honesty is the best policy. 64 00:03:43,985 --> 00:03:44,469 Alright... 65 00:03:44,565 --> 00:03:46,328 You want me to be honest with you? 66 00:03:46,424 --> 00:03:48,851 - Sure. - I'm majoring in fine art. 67 00:03:48,946 --> 00:03:49,237 - Right. 68 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:50,890 I'm studying the golden proportions... 69 00:03:50,986 --> 00:03:53,610 of the human face. And you're nose is bent and... 70 00:03:53,706 --> 00:03:54,790 and it drips down at the bottom. 71 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:55,970 A feature that is accentuated... 72 00:03:56,066 --> 00:03:57,701 by the thinness of your upper lip. 73 00:03:57,797 --> 00:03:58,443 And your eyes, 74 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,051 are too far apart, but they have to be... 75 00:04:00,147 --> 00:04:02,892 to accommodate that bent nose. And I feel sorry for you, 76 00:04:02,988 --> 00:04:05,126 that you have to validate yourself through... 77 00:04:05,222 --> 00:04:06,971 insatiable-meaning less-ego-sport-sex, 78 00:04:07,067 --> 00:04:08,691 with insecure girls like my roommate. 79 00:04:08,787 --> 00:04:13,700 I... Would never have sex with someone... Like you. 80 00:04:17,061 --> 00:04:18,685 Hey come here. 81 00:04:18,781 --> 00:04:20,413 That was amazing. 82 00:04:20,509 --> 00:04:21,992 - What was? - The honesty. 83 00:04:22,088 --> 00:04:25,493 That was better than sex without the... The crying. 84 00:04:25,589 --> 00:04:26,736 - Actually it did feel pretty good. 85 00:04:26,832 --> 00:04:27,534 Yeah, no one's ever... 86 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:28,611 been that honest with me before. 87 00:04:28,707 --> 00:04:29,334 It's called a friend. 88 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:30,694 I'm Tom, by the way. 89 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:33,393 - Hannah. - Hannah? That's a palindrome. 90 00:04:33,489 --> 00:04:36,023 Well, good night. 91 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:38,461 Good night. 92 00:04:39,182 --> 00:04:41,069 - Your hands, Clammy... 93 00:04:41,165 --> 00:04:44,481 Well, I can see that you're knocked out. 94 00:04:47,223 --> 00:04:52,903 Tom, is that you? Can I see your Bono-autograph? 95 00:04:57,784 --> 00:05:00,385 She's all yours, friend. 96 00:05:01,424 --> 00:05:04,665 Monica, get some sleep. 97 00:05:13,466 --> 00:05:16,946 MADE OF HONOR 98 00:05:19,466 --> 00:05:24,467 Subs by: Macco 99 00:06:23,232 --> 00:06:25,151 What time is it? 100 00:06:26,472 --> 00:06:28,390 I'm late. 101 00:06:30,393 --> 00:06:32,593 What are you doing tonight? 102 00:06:32,833 --> 00:06:35,034 I don't do 'back to backs'. 103 00:06:38,875 --> 00:06:41,035 - Isn't that what we were doing last night? 104 00:06:41,131 --> 00:06:42,777 No, that was something different. 105 00:06:42,873 --> 00:06:44,663 'Back to Backs' is seeing each other two... 106 00:06:44,759 --> 00:06:46,506 nights in a row. You know I don't do that. 107 00:06:46,602 --> 00:06:48,491 - Couldn't you just break one of your stupid rules? 108 00:06:48,587 --> 00:06:49,547 No. 109 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:50,602 - For me. 110 00:06:50,698 --> 00:06:53,876 I'm sorry, but I don't break the rules. 111 00:06:54,035 --> 00:06:56,194 I have a rule about that. 112 00:06:57,516 --> 00:06:59,515 See you next week. 113 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,143 Thanks. 114 00:07:46,239 --> 00:07:48,319 - Excuse me. - Sorry. 115 00:07:49,039 --> 00:07:51,712 Can I get a grandee drip, and a decaff, 116 00:07:51,808 --> 00:07:52,973 triple grandee, non-fat, 117 00:07:53,069 --> 00:07:54,993 extra hot, stirred milk Como Macchiato. 118 00:07:55,089 --> 00:07:57,273 With whip cream, extra caramel. 119 00:07:57,369 --> 00:08:00,760 Fill that 70% of the way. Thank you. 120 00:08:05,002 --> 00:08:08,314 Here, let me put a 'Coffee- Collar' on that. 121 00:08:08,409 --> 00:08:08,810 - Thank you. 122 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,393 I hear that the guy that invented that... 123 00:08:10,489 --> 00:08:12,314 gets a dime for each one used. - You're kidding. 124 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:15,523 I am not. That could add up. 125 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,161 I think I picked up yours by accident. 126 00:08:18,257 --> 00:08:19,035 Sorry about that. 127 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:22,310 - That's alright. Thank you. - Any time. 128 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,721 Bye-bye. 129 00:08:31,084 --> 00:08:33,164 Gloria. 130 00:09:17,088 --> 00:09:19,007 Morning. 131 00:09:19,088 --> 00:09:20,440 Good morning, Hannah. 132 00:09:20,536 --> 00:09:22,392 Coffee, the way you like it. 133 00:09:22,488 --> 00:09:24,532 Perfect timing. I just finished... 134 00:09:24,628 --> 00:09:25,872 working on his balls. 135 00:09:25,968 --> 00:09:29,890 That's eh... Yeah. So I made a reservation. 136 00:09:30,329 --> 00:09:33,233 - So what rule is this? - No 'back to backs'. 137 00:09:33,329 --> 00:09:34,513 Isn't that the same as the... 138 00:09:34,609 --> 00:09:35,921 'no more than once a week'-rule? 139 00:09:36,017 --> 00:09:36,953 No, the 'no more than once a week'-rule... 140 00:09:37,049 --> 00:09:37,562 works Monday to Fridays. 141 00:09:37,658 --> 00:09:39,214 So theoretically you could have a 142 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:41,402 Sunday night and Monday without breaking it. 143 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,123 Exactly, you got it. 144 00:09:43,219 --> 00:09:45,322 Here we go. Hey, good morning. 145 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,402 Can I get the steamed buns... 146 00:09:47,498 --> 00:09:49,520 the scalloped steamed ducklings... 147 00:09:49,616 --> 00:09:52,004 and the vegetarian and shrimp steamed... 148 00:09:52,099 --> 00:09:53,203 - Thank you. - For what? 149 00:09:53,299 --> 00:09:55,848 You know how much I love the fried stuff. 150 00:09:55,944 --> 00:09:57,036 You look after me. 151 00:09:57,132 --> 00:09:58,804 Excellent. So, what did you say? 152 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,504 - She was hurt, but you know... 153 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,044 But you where honest, right? 154 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:04,684 What? I was. I am. Always. 155 00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:06,999 I know you are, but it's just shocking... 156 00:10:07,095 --> 00:10:08,925 to see how you use it as a shield. 157 00:10:09,021 --> 00:10:11,085 Maybe I should lie. Be more like Dennis Philips, 158 00:10:11,181 --> 00:10:13,100 and say whatever it takes to get a woman into bed. 159 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,485 No, do not be like Dennis Philips. 160 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,966 - He's so gross. - He only hit on you once. 161 00:10:17,062 --> 00:10:19,006 At my father’s funeral. 162 00:10:19,102 --> 00:10:21,165 Okay, so he's not known for his sensitivity. 163 00:10:21,261 --> 00:10:24,046 Oh, God. Anyways... 164 00:10:24,142 --> 00:10:26,934 - What? - Nothing. 165 00:10:27,614 --> 00:10:28,547 I know that 'nothing'. It's not... 166 00:10:28,643 --> 00:10:29,287 nothing, it's something. 167 00:10:29,383 --> 00:10:31,407 - 'Anyway'...? - Anyway we both know, 168 00:10:31,503 --> 00:10:33,197 you don't need to lie to get a woman... 169 00:10:33,293 --> 00:10:33,647 into bed. 170 00:10:33,743 --> 00:10:34,727 Gloria. 171 00:10:34,823 --> 00:10:36,967 I don't wanna lose that. Can I keep that? Thank you. 172 00:10:37,063 --> 00:10:38,847 See there's another rule too. The 24 hour-rule. 173 00:10:38,943 --> 00:10:40,748 I can't call her for another 24 hours. 174 00:10:40,844 --> 00:10:43,801 Cause then it appears that I'm too desperate. 175 00:10:43,897 --> 00:10:45,688 You know, Dan sent me another letter? 176 00:10:45,784 --> 00:10:47,768 Asking you to move to Canada and marry him again? 177 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:51,399 - A slice of apple-crumb pie? - No, we did that last time. 178 00:10:51,495 --> 00:10:53,197 - You guys broke up like a year ago. 179 00:10:53,292 --> 00:10:53,730 19 months. 180 00:10:53,826 --> 00:10:54,991 - You're counting? 181 00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:57,330 No. He is... It was in the letter. 182 00:10:57,425 --> 00:10:59,209 Lemon butter cream cup? 183 00:10:59,305 --> 00:11:01,914 Not feeling the cream cup today. 184 00:11:02,057 --> 00:11:03,497 - Cranberry orange muffin? 185 00:11:03,593 --> 00:11:05,490 Hannah, come on. You're losing it. 186 00:11:05,586 --> 00:11:08,162 - I know, I know... Okay. - Think about it. 187 00:11:08,258 --> 00:11:09,630 - Come on. You're disappointing. 188 00:11:09,726 --> 00:11:10,610 I got it, I got it... 189 00:11:10,706 --> 00:11:12,891 - Yeah. - Wait, I so have it... 190 00:11:12,986 --> 00:11:15,459 Cream cheese sorrel brownie. 191 00:11:16,058 --> 00:11:19,139 You're so good. 192 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,931 What do you think of this? I think we should get this. 193 00:11:26,027 --> 00:11:29,646 Tom, I am not going to another one of your fathers weddings. 194 00:11:29,741 --> 00:11:32,493 Thank you. Hannah? Please? 195 00:11:32,589 --> 00:11:34,573 Take one of the girls you've been rubbing up against. 196 00:11:34,668 --> 00:11:36,332 'No weddings or family events'. 197 00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:38,372 That's right. I forgot that rule. 198 00:11:38,468 --> 00:11:40,837 - It gives the wrong impression. 199 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,852 It does. 200 00:11:43,822 --> 00:11:45,906 - Is this made with real alligator? 201 00:11:46,002 --> 00:11:47,173 Yes, baby-alligator. 202 00:11:47,269 --> 00:11:50,901 - You should be ashamed of yourself. 203 00:11:50,997 --> 00:11:52,174 Look at you. 204 00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:55,695 Hello there... And who would you be? 205 00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:58,695 I love you. Yes I do. I love you. 206 00:11:58,791 --> 00:12:00,270 You're so pretty. Yes you are. 207 00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:03,015 You're beautiful. Yes you are. Your beautiful face... 208 00:12:03,111 --> 00:12:05,455 I love you, love you, love you. 209 00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:07,537 You should try saying that to a human sometime. 210 00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:09,896 What? A human? 211 00:12:09,992 --> 00:12:12,184 To say it to a human?. 212 00:12:12,384 --> 00:12:14,536 You're sweet. Love you. 213 00:12:14,632 --> 00:12:17,128 Hannah, please. Come to the wedding. 214 00:12:17,224 --> 00:12:19,081 He gets married and I go. I go because... 215 00:12:19,177 --> 00:12:21,217 he's my father and I care deeply for the man. 216 00:12:21,313 --> 00:12:22,844 And everybody knows he doesn't love... 217 00:12:22,939 --> 00:12:24,137 them, and they don't love him. 218 00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:25,859 It's pathetic, it breaks my heart. 219 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,138 I don't know what to say. 220 00:12:27,234 --> 00:12:28,552 You know when someone's making a mistake... 221 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,777 and it's not your place to interfere. 222 00:12:29,873 --> 00:12:31,858 You simply say: 'I'm happy you're happy'. 223 00:12:31,954 --> 00:12:33,617 - I'm happy you're happy. - Yeah. 224 00:12:33,713 --> 00:12:35,707 Okay. I'll do that. 225 00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:38,022 I promise you, this is the... 226 00:12:38,118 --> 00:12:39,698 last time I'll ask you to come. 227 00:12:39,794 --> 00:12:41,355 And then I'll find somebody else... 228 00:12:41,451 --> 00:12:42,691 to come to the next funeral. 229 00:12:42,787 --> 00:12:45,108 Hannah, please. 230 00:12:47,107 --> 00:12:49,707 That's cute. 231 00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:53,987 - Last time. - Thank you. Thank you. 232 00:13:05,269 --> 00:13:06,966 She gets the apartment in the city, 233 00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:08,061 and 30 grand a month. 234 00:13:08,157 --> 00:13:10,075 Right. Right, okay. 235 00:13:10,077 --> 00:13:11,353 You get the house in the Hamptons, she's... 236 00:13:11,449 --> 00:13:12,541 asking for the apartment in the city, 237 00:13:12,637 --> 00:13:14,262 and 30 grand a month. - Thirty? But... 238 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,982 Are you still negotiating a pre-nup? 239 00:13:16,078 --> 00:13:18,341 Now the party starts... My son is here. 240 00:13:18,437 --> 00:13:20,931 Dad, you’re getting married in 10 minutes. 241 00:13:21,027 --> 00:13:22,735 Dad, please, I can't breathe. 242 00:13:22,831 --> 00:13:24,448 - Did you bring the lovely Hannah? 243 00:13:24,544 --> 00:13:25,503 Yes, I did. 244 00:13:25,599 --> 00:13:26,581 You know, if you don't act on that... 245 00:13:26,677 --> 00:13:27,743 pretty soon, you know what I'm gonna do? 246 00:13:27,839 --> 00:13:28,798 - No. 247 00:13:28,894 --> 00:13:30,103 I'm gonna make her my number 6. 248 00:13:30,199 --> 00:13:33,632 Seven... This is number 6. 249 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,784 - Yeah. - My God, you are pretty. 250 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,264 Dad. 251 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,262 - I used to be that pretty once. 252 00:13:40,358 --> 00:13:42,384 Dennis, look how pretty my boy is. 253 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,885 Yeah, he's beautiful. They won't... 254 00:13:43,981 --> 00:13:45,385 accept a minimum of 5 times a week. 255 00:13:45,481 --> 00:13:47,043 - She promised 5, I want 5. 256 00:13:47,139 --> 00:13:49,536 What did she promise you, 5 times a week? 257 00:13:49,632 --> 00:13:51,551 - 4 times? - Two. 258 00:13:51,713 --> 00:13:53,995 No, no... We're not done yet. 259 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,980 - She says 3, with a bi-monthly BJ. 260 00:13:57,075 --> 00:13:58,218 This is disturbing. 261 00:13:58,313 --> 00:13:59,745 4 and make it weekly. 262 00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:02,453 Wait, no... Driver go around the block. 263 00:14:02,549 --> 00:14:04,138 We are not even close... 264 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,152 What was that? 265 00:14:08,755 --> 00:14:10,907 Come on. Come on, tell me. 266 00:14:11,003 --> 00:14:13,467 - Say what you gotta say. - I'm happy, If you're happy. 267 00:14:13,563 --> 00:14:15,747 No, no...'You're too old for her dad'. 268 00:14:15,843 --> 00:14:18,227 'She doesn't love you, this is embarrassing'. 269 00:14:18,323 --> 00:14:19,668 'You're gonna rack up your fifth divorce'. 270 00:14:19,764 --> 00:14:21,682 - Sixth. - Sixth. 271 00:14:23,716 --> 00:14:26,428 - I'm happy, if you're happy. - Bullshit. 272 00:14:26,524 --> 00:14:28,348 Go for 4 if you exercise more. 273 00:14:28,444 --> 00:14:30,269 She says you can't gain any more weight. 274 00:14:30,365 --> 00:14:31,629 - Take it. Deal. - Deal. 275 00:14:31,725 --> 00:14:33,710 I told her I weigh 10 pounds more than I do. 276 00:14:33,805 --> 00:14:35,269 - Ain't love grand? - Sign the both please. 277 00:14:35,365 --> 00:14:36,324 What's he signing now? 278 00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:38,470 His current pre-nup and his last divorce-papers. 279 00:14:38,566 --> 00:14:40,484 That's just great... 280 00:14:43,037 --> 00:14:46,118 Your good. Thank you. 281 00:15:25,722 --> 00:15:27,640 - Cheers. - Cheers. 282 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,574 - Did you tell your dad you love him? 283 00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:31,834 I told him I cared for him. 284 00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,434 You can't even tell your father. 285 00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:35,795 - I don't get that. - It's a 'Guy thing'. 286 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,763 No, it's a 'Tom thing'. 287 00:15:39,643 --> 00:15:42,354 - You're an 'I love you-slut'. - Are you kidding me? 288 00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:45,109 You say it all the time. To everybody. 289 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,278 - Oh, this looks so good. 290 00:15:46,373 --> 00:15:47,716 Yeah, it looks good doesn't it? 291 00:15:47,812 --> 00:15:51,269 I should have ordered this. this look good. 292 00:15:51,365 --> 00:15:54,137 You always order better than I do. 293 00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:58,037 It's lemon, right? It's good. I'm ordering that from now on. 294 00:15:58,133 --> 00:15:59,157 - No, you won't. - Why? 295 00:15:59,253 --> 00:16:01,121 I need you to order the chocolate cake... 296 00:16:01,217 --> 00:16:02,057 so I can have some. 297 00:16:02,153 --> 00:16:05,165 - There's my 'son'. - There you go... 298 00:16:05,325 --> 00:16:09,886 Oh, you're bad boy I'm gonna spank you. 299 00:16:10,526 --> 00:16:13,791 You know what I would like to say to you? Is that... 300 00:16:13,887 --> 00:16:15,624 - I want you to listen to me, Tom. 301 00:16:15,719 --> 00:16:16,678 Yeah. 302 00:16:16,774 --> 00:16:18,812 If you need any advice... 303 00:16:19,366 --> 00:16:21,398 - or you need any advice... - Right. 304 00:16:21,495 --> 00:16:24,756 Or you got girl problems, I don't know... 305 00:16:25,248 --> 00:16:27,611 I need you to think of me how you... 306 00:16:27,707 --> 00:16:28,999 would a real mother. 307 00:16:29,095 --> 00:16:30,483 - Yeah that's exactly what I... 308 00:16:30,578 --> 00:16:31,920 Look at this beauty, will you? 309 00:16:32,016 --> 00:16:33,935 Hello, Sweety 310 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,460 Drunk as the night I first met her. 311 00:16:41,089 --> 00:16:42,226 - You are a bad influence on her. 312 00:16:42,322 --> 00:16:43,281 Me? 313 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,295 - Last shot? - Thanks. 314 00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:48,673 - I'm stealing you away... - Last one... 315 00:16:48,769 --> 00:16:52,411 - He does know that he can just date, right? 316 00:16:52,507 --> 00:16:54,637 No, I don't think he does. 317 00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:57,504 - To mothers. - To mothers. Cheers. 318 00:17:00,011 --> 00:17:01,929 Careful. 319 00:17:02,491 --> 00:17:04,409 Nice... 320 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,076 Oh God... 321 00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:16,244 Hide me. 322 00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:17,299 - What? 323 00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:18,956 It's my dad’s patient coordinator. 324 00:17:19,052 --> 00:17:20,239 Yeah, don't look, don't look... 325 00:17:20,335 --> 00:17:21,084 There... Don't look. 326 00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:22,677 She's obsessed with me. 327 00:17:22,773 --> 00:17:25,477 She's created a website called 'allthingstom. org'. 328 00:17:25,573 --> 00:17:27,611 - A Psycho blogger? - Yes. 329 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,605 Okay. Come on... Dance with me. 330 00:17:29,701 --> 00:17:31,185 - Watch yourself. - She's kind of cute. 331 00:17:31,281 --> 00:17:32,605 - Oh stop it. - I'm serious... 332 00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:34,620 Keep going. 333 00:17:35,414 --> 00:17:39,774 Here. Right here. Hide me. back side, side. Go, go... 334 00:17:43,174 --> 00:17:44,951 The last blog was a 2 page description... 335 00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:46,006 of my face. 336 00:17:46,102 --> 00:17:48,041 See, she doesn't think my nose is too... 337 00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:49,527 bent or my lips are too thin. 338 00:17:49,623 --> 00:17:52,599 - Who said that? - You did. When we met. 339 00:17:52,695 --> 00:17:54,613 - Well, I lied. - What? 340 00:17:56,536 --> 00:17:59,449 - I thought you were hot. - Really? 341 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:00,728 Well, you told me I looked like a dog. 342 00:18:00,824 --> 00:18:03,920 That was just cause I was trying to sleep with you. 343 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,935 Why haven't you since? 344 00:18:07,456 --> 00:18:10,168 Well... I like having you in my life. 345 00:18:10,264 --> 00:18:12,289 - ... - Hi, Tom. 346 00:18:12,385 --> 00:18:14,009 - Oh, hi. - Did you see the new blog? 347 00:18:14,105 --> 00:18:16,023 No, we haven't. 348 00:18:16,097 --> 00:18:19,602 - Who's this? - This? This is my girlfriend. 349 00:18:20,697 --> 00:18:22,449 Why didn't you tell me you we’re seeing someone? 350 00:18:22,545 --> 00:18:23,490 Because I don't know you. 351 00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:26,131 But we have a really, really open relationship... 352 00:18:26,227 --> 00:18:26,453 - Really? 353 00:18:26,549 --> 00:18:27,870 You know? I wanted to talk to you about that, 354 00:18:27,966 --> 00:18:29,410 - princess. - Princess? 355 00:18:29,506 --> 00:18:31,811 I... I don't wanna be with anybody but you. 356 00:18:31,907 --> 00:18:33,062 I don't know if I’m really quite... 357 00:18:33,158 --> 00:18:34,211 ready to make that commitment... 358 00:18:34,307 --> 00:18:36,916 - Are you? - You know my rules... 359 00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:38,989 - I'm bit of an emotional retard. 360 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,043 Yeah... 361 00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:43,319 I think I need to start a new blog now. 362 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:45,330 - That is so scary. 363 00:18:45,426 --> 00:18:47,452 She's psychotic on top of P.. 364 00:18:47,548 --> 00:18:49,466 Oh, this is not good. 365 00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,414 - Saia da minha frente. - Ei. 366 00:19:00,509 --> 00:19:03,654 Okay, good... She's gone. Perfect. Let's go. 367 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,668 Good, come on. What? 368 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,693 Do you remember that ancestral home in Scotland, 369 00:19:10,789 --> 00:19:12,455 with those amazing paintings I told you about? 370 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:15,095 - It's all I think about. - Stop it, Tom. 371 00:19:15,191 --> 00:19:16,535 I finally got the board to sign of... 372 00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:18,454 on making editions to a permanent collection. 373 00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:19,895 Really? 374 00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:21,400 But they want me to go to 375 00:19:21,496 --> 00:19:23,255 Scotland for an aquisitionship. 376 00:19:23,351 --> 00:19:24,976 - When are you going? - A couple of days. 377 00:19:25,072 --> 00:19:27,033 - Couple of days? For how long? 378 00:19:27,129 --> 00:19:28,088 Six weeks. 379 00:19:28,184 --> 00:19:30,103 That's a long time. 380 00:19:30,825 --> 00:19:33,176 - That's great. - You think? 381 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,888 Yes, it's a great opportunity for you. 382 00:19:35,985 --> 00:19:39,410 You're like the 'museum maiden of the Met'. 383 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,669 It's got a good ring to it... 384 00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:45,985 - Thank you. - Congratulations. 385 00:19:48,265 --> 00:19:50,184 Six Sundays. 386 00:19:51,866 --> 00:19:53,339 - That is six Sundays. 387 00:19:53,435 --> 00:19:55,530 What am I gonna do without you? 388 00:19:55,626 --> 00:19:57,586 I can just imagine. 389 00:19:58,107 --> 00:20:00,179 - Yeah... - What are you doing? 390 00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:01,460 - I'm gonna jump. - No, no. 391 00:20:01,556 --> 00:20:02,740 - I'm gonna jump. - Jesus. 392 00:20:02,836 --> 00:20:05,012 Six Sundays, how can I live without you? 393 00:20:05,108 --> 00:20:07,139 Can you not take anything seriously? 394 00:20:07,235 --> 00:20:09,273 - Yeah, I can. - Get down. 395 00:20:09,428 --> 00:20:11,172 - Let's get you another drink. 396 00:20:11,268 --> 00:20:13,253 I think I've had too many already. 397 00:20:13,349 --> 00:20:15,009 - Thanks for coming to the wedding. 398 00:20:15,105 --> 00:20:15,740 It was a ball, 399 00:20:15,836 --> 00:20:17,534 - I can't wait for number seven. 400 00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:19,653 It's coming up soon, I have a feeling. 401 00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:21,293 We also ask at this time that... 402 00:20:21,389 --> 00:20:23,380 you turn off all your electronic devices. 403 00:20:23,476 --> 00:20:26,576 Please leave your cell phones turned... 404 00:20:26,577 --> 00:20:29,430 off for the duration of the flight. 405 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:45,423 - I'm not gonna be able to play today, man. 406 00:20:45,519 --> 00:20:46,638 If we don't have a fourth, we are gonna... 407 00:20:46,734 --> 00:20:47,743 end up playing with 'Tiny-Shorts Guy'. 408 00:20:47,839 --> 00:20:48,984 - So? - Hey, how's it going? 409 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,544 - Need another? - No, our friend Paul, 410 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,195 - with longer shorts, is coming. 411 00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:52,543 Right. 412 00:20:52,639 --> 00:20:55,024 No, Jenny signed him up for some art walk thing... 413 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,745 Art walk? Are you serious? Tell me something. 414 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,232 What do you think Jenny did with his balls... 415 00:20:58,328 --> 00:20:58,984 when she cut them off? 416 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,664 Come on, guys, marriage isn't that bad. 417 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,665 I agree. Without marriage there would be no divorce, 418 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,986 and without divorce I wouldn't have my condo in Aspen. 419 00:21:05,082 --> 00:21:07,000 Bingo. 420 00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:08,705 - Good one. - What is he? 421 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:09,759 I'm serious, man. 422 00:21:09,855 --> 00:21:11,905 Your missing out on the best parts of life. 423 00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:13,382 - The most important part of life. 424 00:21:13,478 --> 00:21:15,026 This coming from the guy who's wife... 425 00:21:15,122 --> 00:21:16,507 won't let him own porn. He's gotta wank off... 426 00:21:16,603 --> 00:21:18,906 to the underwear section of the Sears catalogue. 427 00:21:19,002 --> 00:21:20,870 I thought we weren't gonna talk... 428 00:21:20,966 --> 00:21:21,538 about that? 429 00:21:21,634 --> 00:21:22,580 What's the matter with you? 430 00:21:22,677 --> 00:21:24,027 You are single and you've been single, 431 00:21:24,123 --> 00:21:25,226 ever since... What was her name? 432 00:21:25,322 --> 00:21:26,399 - Sophomore year. 433 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,827 Plim... Pimpkin, Pimpkin, that's it. 434 00:21:28,923 --> 00:21:30,627 Pimpkin dumped you for him. 435 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,230 Sophomore year, you've never been the same... 436 00:21:32,326 --> 00:21:33,348 you haven't been able to sleep. 437 00:21:33,444 --> 00:21:34,403 - Scarred... 438 00:21:34,499 --> 00:21:36,827 Yeah. You have no idea, how nice it is... 439 00:21:36,923 --> 00:21:38,700 to have someone who is gonna be there, 440 00:21:38,796 --> 00:21:39,948 no matter what, whatever. 441 00:21:40,044 --> 00:21:40,754 - Snaps to that. 442 00:21:40,850 --> 00:21:42,509 And you don't know how nice it is... 443 00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,549 to sleep with a different girl every night. 444 00:21:44,644 --> 00:21:47,356 - That's true. - Nice recital. 445 00:21:48,116 --> 00:21:50,349 You got the best of both worlds, Tom. 446 00:21:50,445 --> 00:21:51,039 No, it's true. 447 00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:52,550 I can sleep with whoever I want. 448 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:54,150 But I still get to hang out with Hannah afterwards. 449 00:21:54,245 --> 00:21:54,961 - Perfect setup. 450 00:21:55,057 --> 00:21:56,629 Yeah, well maybe not for Hannah... 451 00:21:56,725 --> 00:21:58,161 - What's that supposed to mean? 452 00:21:58,257 --> 00:21:59,549 Come on, Tom. She's a woman. 453 00:21:59,645 --> 00:22:00,790 Yeah, I got that. 454 00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:01,830 - You sure? - Yeah. 455 00:22:01,926 --> 00:22:04,751 Tom, she's pushing 30. You think her idea of... 456 00:22:04,847 --> 00:22:07,111 'Happily ever after' is coming home to you... 457 00:22:07,207 --> 00:22:09,190 and hanging out after you got laid? 458 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,895 - Makes you think, right? - Yeah. 459 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,512 - Hallo? - Hey. 460 00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:23,863 - Hi. 461 00:22:23,959 --> 00:22:25,671 How's the weather in England? 462 00:22:25,767 --> 00:22:28,833 It's great. Only I'm in Scotland. 463 00:22:28,929 --> 00:22:33,240 Right, right. So it's sunny? 464 00:22:35,281 --> 00:22:38,433 It's 3 in the morning. - Oh, right. Sorry. 465 00:22:38,530 --> 00:22:40,448 - So it's dark. - Yeah. 466 00:22:40,522 --> 00:22:43,456 Have you seen the Loch Ness Monster? 467 00:22:44,122 --> 00:22:45,385 - I know, terrible joke... 468 00:22:45,481 --> 00:22:46,946 Was there something important? 469 00:22:47,042 --> 00:22:48,826 Yeah. You'll never guess what happened. 470 00:22:48,922 --> 00:22:50,856 - What? - They filled in the pot hole. 471 00:22:50,951 --> 00:22:53,643 - The pot hole? - On 83rd. 472 00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:56,715 - Terrific... Hey, Tom?. - Yeah? 473 00:22:56,812 --> 00:22:58,692 - I'm gonna go back to sleep now. 474 00:22:58,788 --> 00:22:59,747 Ok. Sure. 475 00:22:59,843 --> 00:23:01,587 Love you. 476 00:23:01,683 --> 00:23:04,129 Good night... Call me tomorrow. 477 00:23:13,724 --> 00:23:17,801 - This stuff's all old... - Yeah, that's the point. 478 00:23:17,845 --> 00:23:19,658 - Let's go to Fendi... - Fendi? No. 479 00:23:19,754 --> 00:23:22,362 We're here, let's just stay here. 480 00:23:22,685 --> 00:23:24,237 I'm not into old stuff. 481 00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,958 Why do you talk like a six-year-old? 482 00:23:26,054 --> 00:23:27,973 I'm not. 483 00:23:29,727 --> 00:23:31,470 The line is too long... 484 00:23:31,566 --> 00:23:33,201 - Can't we just go somewhere else? 485 00:23:33,297 --> 00:23:33,398 No. 486 00:23:33,494 --> 00:23:35,230 This is the best bakery in the world. 487 00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:37,111 That's why it's worth waiting in line. 488 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,191 Come on. We'll play a game. 489 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,040 - Wanna play a game? - Yeah, I can play a game. 490 00:23:41,136 --> 00:23:42,399 Okay. Good. 491 00:23:42,495 --> 00:23:44,942 - Tell me what to order. - Why? 492 00:23:44,968 --> 00:23:48,636 You'll see. It will be fun. Make a suggestion. 493 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,999 - A cookie. - No, you have to be specific, 494 00:23:51,095 --> 00:23:53,298 like what type of cookie... 495 00:23:54,649 --> 00:23:56,567 A really big cookie. 496 00:24:05,170 --> 00:24:07,452 Tom, your phone's ringing... 497 00:24:11,370 --> 00:24:14,250 Hallo. Hallo? 498 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:17,289 Hallo... 499 00:24:17,691 --> 00:24:20,674 - What's wrong? - Just an important call. 500 00:24:20,770 --> 00:24:24,076 That's because you are an important person. 501 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:27,330 Wait. Hey... 502 00:24:27,731 --> 00:24:28,644 We will have... 503 00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:31,475 2 fried dumplings, 2 of the wantons... 504 00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:34,084 and 6 of the fried 'pork-thingies'. 505 00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:36,417 - Yeah. But that's fried. It's not healthy. 506 00:24:36,513 --> 00:24:38,484 Oh, come on. Have some of the fried... 507 00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:40,500 It won't hurt you. 508 00:24:41,373 --> 00:24:43,118 Thank you. 509 00:24:43,214 --> 00:24:45,773 Move, please.. 510 00:24:46,413 --> 00:24:48,331 God. 511 00:24:48,493 --> 00:24:50,412 This is unbelievable. 512 00:24:50,421 --> 00:24:52,446 - Hallo? - Hey, hallo? 513 00:24:52,542 --> 00:24:54,967 - Hallo? - Hannah? 514 00:24:55,062 --> 00:24:56,646 - Hallo? - Hey. 515 00:24:56,742 --> 00:24:59,507 Tom? Tom is that you? 516 00:24:59,603 --> 00:25:01,521 - Tom? - Hallo? 517 00:25:01,654 --> 00:25:03,079 Hallo? You're cutting out, 518 00:25:03,175 --> 00:25:05,167 I can't hear anything you're saying. 519 00:25:05,263 --> 00:25:07,607 Tom? I'm stuck in a thunderstorm. 520 00:25:07,702 --> 00:25:10,108 I'm surrounded by a world of cows. 521 00:25:10,203 --> 00:25:11,838 - I'll call you when I get to the hotel... 522 00:25:11,934 --> 00:25:12,567 I can't hear you. 523 00:25:12,663 --> 00:25:14,581 Tom? 524 00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:28,695 Hallo. 525 00:25:30,058 --> 00:25:32,097 Hallo. Hallo? 526 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,616 Hallo? 527 00:25:42,859 --> 00:25:44,779 I hate Scotland. 528 00:26:09,381 --> 00:26:12,853 - Having a hard time? - We're having a hard time... 529 00:26:12,949 --> 00:26:15,933 - Oh yeah? Want a hand? - Thank you, sir. 530 00:26:16,029 --> 00:26:17,374 - Yeah. - We would love it. 531 00:26:17,469 --> 00:26:19,934 - You'd better sit down, sir. - ... 532 00:26:20,030 --> 00:26:21,814 - Sit down. - Sit, sit, sit. 533 00:26:21,909 --> 00:26:23,828 Here we go. 534 00:26:23,942 --> 00:26:26,334 - Thank you. - No, no, thank you. 535 00:26:26,430 --> 00:26:28,174 - Thank you. - Have a good afternoon. 536 00:26:28,270 --> 00:26:30,189 You were wonderful. 537 00:26:43,305 --> 00:26:45,656 - Desista enquanto pode. - Here we go. 538 00:26:45,752 --> 00:26:48,456 - Come on, Scott. - Let's go. 539 00:26:48,552 --> 00:26:49,395 What you got, Gar? 540 00:26:49,491 --> 00:26:51,176 What you got, Gar? What do you got? 541 00:26:51,272 --> 00:26:54,045 - Come on. - What do you got, Gary? 542 00:26:54,826 --> 00:26:55,756 Foul. Foul, Tom. 543 00:26:55,852 --> 00:26:57,698 What the matter with you today? 544 00:26:57,794 --> 00:27:01,626 Ahh... I think I might have feelings for Hannah. 545 00:27:03,265 --> 00:27:06,118 Come on, come on... Let's just play. 546 00:27:06,466 --> 00:27:08,384 It's just... 547 00:27:09,346 --> 00:27:10,281 Without her, something’s off, 548 00:27:10,377 --> 00:27:11,619 and it's got me thinking that maybe... 549 00:27:11,715 --> 00:27:15,464 there's more to life than just sleeping around. 550 00:27:16,147 --> 00:27:18,660 - I don't understand... - I'm not following... 551 00:27:18,755 --> 00:27:21,253 Come on, let's just play. Come on. 552 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:22,327 - I'll take it out. 553 00:27:22,422 --> 00:27:24,212 I know exactly what you mean, Tom. 554 00:27:24,308 --> 00:27:26,428 Thanks. Here you go. 555 00:27:26,668 --> 00:27:28,859 I'm gonna tell Hannah. When she gets home. 556 00:27:28,955 --> 00:27:30,589 I'm gonna tell her that i wanna be with her, 557 00:27:30,685 --> 00:27:31,821 not marriage, just be together. 558 00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:33,873 Yeah, that's romantic... 559 00:27:35,869 --> 00:27:38,909 >You have one unheard message< 560 00:27:39,150 --> 00:27:42,842 Hey, Tom. I'm back. God, I cannot wait to see you. 561 00:27:42,938 --> 00:27:44,942 I don't care what you're doing tonight, cancel it. 562 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:46,182 We're going to dinner. 563 00:27:46,277 --> 00:27:47,582 Meet me at that new trendy place, 564 00:27:47,678 --> 00:27:49,201 next to the small Greek place we hated, 565 00:27:49,297 --> 00:27:51,142 that used to be the Thai-fusion place we loved. 566 00:27:51,238 --> 00:27:55,396 Meet me there 8 o'clock, I have so much to tell you. 567 00:28:07,191 --> 00:28:08,255 - Hey, what have you got? 568 00:28:08,351 --> 00:28:09,856 Hey Buddy. I'll find you something. 569 00:28:09,952 --> 00:28:11,870 Alright... 570 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,184 Here's something. How many do you want? 571 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,185 - I'll take the yellow ones. - Good choice. Ten bucks. 572 00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:19,198 - Here you go. - Thanks. 573 00:28:19,242 --> 00:28:21,605 - Have a good night. - I will. 574 00:28:29,754 --> 00:28:31,466 - Sorry, is she already here? - Over there. 575 00:28:31,562 --> 00:28:33,480 Yeah, thanks. 576 00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:06,357 Oh, God. 577 00:29:06,797 --> 00:29:08,033 - Tom, are you okay? 578 00:29:08,129 --> 00:29:09,942 I'm alright. Are you alright? 579 00:29:10,038 --> 00:29:11,390 I think I have a broken rib. 580 00:29:11,486 --> 00:29:12,121 - Your flowers, sir. 581 00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:13,471 They're not mine. I'm fine, I'm okay.. 582 00:29:13,566 --> 00:29:14,830 - I'm okay. - Are you okay? 583 00:29:14,926 --> 00:29:16,790 - I'm so sorry. - You alright? 584 00:29:16,885 --> 00:29:18,750 - Here are your flowers. - What, what... 585 00:29:18,845 --> 00:29:20,390 - You had flowers? - They're not my flowers. 586 00:29:20,486 --> 00:29:22,470 - They're your flowers. - I didn't have flowers. 587 00:29:22,566 --> 00:29:24,751 - Hi. It's so good to see you. - I've missed you. 588 00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:25,806 - Great. 589 00:29:25,902 --> 00:29:27,591 Come here, there's someone I want you to meet. 590 00:29:27,687 --> 00:29:29,143 Oh good. 591 00:29:29,239 --> 00:29:31,123 It started pouring and suddenly it... 592 00:29:31,219 --> 00:29:32,793 was just me in a field of cows. 593 00:29:32,889 --> 00:29:34,152 And, of course we're in Europe... 594 00:29:34,248 --> 00:29:35,712 so there's no street signs anywhere... 595 00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:36,481 - and it's getting dark... 596 00:29:36,577 --> 00:29:37,472 And then she thought she was in... 597 00:29:37,568 --> 00:29:41,889 some bad werewolf movie. 'Stay off the moors, Lassie'. 598 00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:45,525 Anyway... all of the sudden, out of nowhere. 599 00:29:45,621 --> 00:29:47,713 Colin comes riding up on horseback. 600 00:29:47,809 --> 00:29:49,393 - Can you believe it? A horse. - Oh... 601 00:29:49,489 --> 00:29:51,194 He asked me if I needed any help. 602 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,433 You were a 'Lady in distress', what was I supposed to do? 603 00:29:53,529 --> 00:29:56,382 It was right out of a Bronte-novel. 604 00:29:57,082 --> 00:30:00,355 So anyway... He shows me to this charming little Inn. 605 00:30:00,451 --> 00:30:01,806 Were he proceeds to buy me... 606 00:30:01,902 --> 00:30:03,594 the most awful dinner I've ever had. 607 00:30:03,690 --> 00:30:07,602 It was pretty bad, even by Scottish standards. 608 00:30:08,242 --> 00:30:09,155 Then we just spend the next... 609 00:30:09,251 --> 00:30:10,356 month travelling around the country, 610 00:30:10,452 --> 00:30:14,935 getting to know each other, visiting museums... It was.. 611 00:30:14,964 --> 00:30:16,882 - Perfect. - Perfect. 612 00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:25,364 So... When it was time for Hannah to leave, I just... 613 00:30:25,764 --> 00:30:28,589 I don't know, I just... Couldn't let her go. 614 00:30:28,685 --> 00:30:30,356 - So I got down on one knee... 615 00:30:30,452 --> 00:30:32,236 And he proposed. And I accepted. 616 00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:33,955 - Wow. That's just... Huge, it's... 617 00:30:34,051 --> 00:30:36,197 So the wedding's coming together very quickly. 618 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:36,893 - Sounds like it. 619 00:30:36,989 --> 00:30:38,278 We're gonna be married in Scotland, 620 00:30:38,374 --> 00:30:39,366 - At Colin's parents summer home. 621 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:40,518 It's gonna be a pretty small thing. 622 00:30:40,614 --> 00:30:42,515 We can't expect too many people... 623 00:30:42,611 --> 00:30:45,030 making the trip over sea, just for a night. 624 00:30:45,126 --> 00:30:46,358 - The Fourth? - Right. 625 00:30:46,454 --> 00:30:48,279 - That's two weeks. - It's crazy, isn't it? 626 00:30:48,375 --> 00:30:49,627 - Have you ever been to Scotland, Tom? 627 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:50,359 You know, I haven't. 628 00:30:50,455 --> 00:30:52,476 - You should see the wee church we're gonna have. 629 00:30:52,572 --> 00:30:54,679 It's the same one Colin's parent's were married in. 630 00:30:54,775 --> 00:30:56,383 It's pretty spectacular, just a walk... 631 00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:57,239 from my distillery. 632 00:30:57,335 --> 00:30:57,771 - Distillery? 633 00:30:57,866 --> 00:30:59,080 Colin's family owns the largest... 634 00:30:59,176 --> 00:31:01,848 whiskey distillery in Scotland. 635 00:31:02,047 --> 00:31:04,689 Tom.. Look, If you're getting married 636 00:31:04,785 --> 00:31:06,993 I expect to be your 'Best Man'. 637 00:31:07,089 --> 00:31:11,409 Tom... Will you be my 'Maid of Honor'? 638 00:31:14,528 --> 00:31:16,447 Your 'Maid of Honor'? 639 00:31:18,449 --> 00:31:20,367 Sorry. 640 00:31:23,650 --> 00:31:26,002 What is it with you, man? I didn't... 641 00:31:26,098 --> 00:31:29,650 Excuse me... Excuse me. Did you see that? 642 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,608 'Made of Honor'? 643 00:31:33,729 --> 00:31:36,084 That's fun stuff. But you're a guy. 644 00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:38,284 Go ahead... Just get it out. 645 00:31:38,379 --> 00:31:40,364 So, what did you say? 646 00:31:40,459 --> 00:31:41,763 - Did you say yes? - No. 647 00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:41,961 - No? 648 00:31:42,057 --> 00:31:43,723 I didn't know what to say. I told her I'd think about it. 649 00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:45,303 You need to think about whether your... 650 00:31:45,399 --> 00:31:46,844 dress is gonna make your ass look big. 651 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:49,564 - Give me a break, come on. - Okay. Alright, let me think. 652 00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:50,691 - Is she really in to this guy? 653 00:31:50,786 --> 00:31:51,644 You should have seen them. 654 00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:53,925 Staring at him all moony like he shits unicorns. 655 00:31:54,021 --> 00:31:54,687 That's not good, man. 656 00:31:54,783 --> 00:31:56,164 I'm thinking you're gonna have to do this. 657 00:31:56,260 --> 00:31:57,524 You're gonna have to be the Maid of Honor. 658 00:31:57,620 --> 00:31:57,932 - What? 659 00:31:58,027 --> 00:31:59,725 Yeah, I'm serious. Think about it, 660 00:31:59,821 --> 00:32:01,220 this will give you an excuse to be... 661 00:32:01,316 --> 00:32:02,325 around Hannah all the time. 662 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,028 Helping her out, being... 663 00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:06,126 'the man behind the curtain'... 664 00:32:06,222 --> 00:32:08,178 You'll be her confident. 665 00:32:08,221 --> 00:32:09,588 And you can use that time to point... 666 00:32:09,684 --> 00:32:11,166 out to Hannah that this is really crazy. 667 00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:13,190 - And that she doesn't even know this guy at all. 668 00:32:13,285 --> 00:32:14,607 No, I'm not gonna do that. No way. 669 00:32:14,703 --> 00:32:15,847 - What? - No. 670 00:32:15,943 --> 00:32:19,692 Look, I don't know what your other options are. 671 00:32:19,694 --> 00:32:21,220 You got a better chance of stopping... 672 00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:21,807 this wedding, 673 00:32:21,903 --> 00:32:24,008 from 'inside' than from another continent. 674 00:32:24,103 --> 00:32:25,944 And they say that you can... 675 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,960 shorten this and wear it again, if you like. 676 00:32:29,055 --> 00:32:30,897 Come on man. If you're serious and you... 677 00:32:30,993 --> 00:32:32,648 really want Hanna back from this guy. 678 00:32:32,744 --> 00:32:35,441 You're gonna have to do whatever it takes. 679 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:37,737 Whatever. 680 00:32:48,018 --> 00:32:51,035 - The dress is beautiful. - Thank you. 681 00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:53,915 - I am so happy you're gonna do this. 682 00:32:54,011 --> 00:32:54,970 My pleasure. 683 00:32:55,066 --> 00:32:57,510 For this wedding, I am willing to do whatever it takes. 684 00:32:57,606 --> 00:32:59,371 - I'm so excited. - Yeah, me too. 685 00:32:59,467 --> 00:33:00,397 So let me tell you who the... 686 00:33:00,493 --> 00:33:01,491 other bridesmaids are gonna be. 687 00:33:01,587 --> 00:33:02,611 - Okay. - Okay. Stephanie... 688 00:33:02,707 --> 00:33:04,371 - Stephanie, great. - And she loves you. 689 00:33:04,467 --> 00:33:04,668 - Good. 690 00:33:04,764 --> 00:33:05,891 And my friend Hillary, from camp. 691 00:33:05,987 --> 00:33:06,930 Hillary, I don't know Hillary. 692 00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:08,945 - She's the best - Okay. 693 00:33:09,339 --> 00:33:10,872 - And Melissa. - Oh, no. 694 00:33:10,968 --> 00:33:12,534 - I had to, Tom, she's my cousin. 695 00:33:12,630 --> 00:33:13,412 No, she hates me. 696 00:33:13,508 --> 00:33:15,852 - Well, you broke her heart. - She broke my nose. 697 00:33:15,947 --> 00:33:18,133 - It was an accident. - She hit me with her fist. 698 00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:19,249 I was completely honest with her. 699 00:33:19,345 --> 00:33:20,333 I said: 'Look, nothing serious'. 700 00:33:20,429 --> 00:33:22,347 And she agreed. 701 00:33:22,428 --> 00:33:24,293 So sometimes our hearts don't match our mouths. 702 00:33:24,389 --> 00:33:25,533 That's good, you should put that in your vows. 703 00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:27,011 And, she's been wanting to be my... 704 00:33:27,107 --> 00:33:28,694 maid of honor since we were 5 years old, 705 00:33:28,790 --> 00:33:30,614 so now she's really gonna hate you. 706 00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:31,893 Here they are now. 707 00:33:31,989 --> 00:33:34,631 Okay. Well as your Maid of Honor. 708 00:33:34,727 --> 00:33:37,011 I promise to keep the peace. 709 00:33:47,623 --> 00:33:49,864 Oh, hi. 710 00:33:50,504 --> 00:33:52,421 Yes. The bride to be. 711 00:33:52,471 --> 00:33:54,015 - Hello, you must be Tom. - And you must be Hillary. 712 00:33:54,111 --> 00:33:56,030 You look gorgeous. 713 00:33:56,344 --> 00:33:59,608 Stephanie, how are you doing? So good to see you. 714 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,617 - Are you kidding. - It's you, Melissa. 715 00:34:01,713 --> 00:34:03,944 Look at that... 716 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:09,217 - This was great. - This isn't awkward... 717 00:34:09,312 --> 00:34:11,344 Go on. I'm gonna be fine. 718 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:21,458 - Tom, have you met Colin yet? - Yes. 719 00:34:21,554 --> 00:34:25,067 - Isn't he dreamy? - Absolutely. 720 00:34:25,747 --> 00:34:29,089 Could someone please pass me the Splendor? 721 00:34:29,227 --> 00:34:32,195 Could someone who's not a misogynist, 722 00:34:32,291 --> 00:34:34,248 please pass the Splenda? 723 00:34:35,547 --> 00:34:38,100 - Hallo? - Thank you, Stephanie. 724 00:34:38,196 --> 00:34:40,114 It's Colin, you guys. 725 00:34:41,227 --> 00:34:45,188 Hi, babe. Just a sec... Hi. 726 00:34:45,549 --> 00:34:48,068 So cute. 727 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:51,461 We only have 9 days before we leave for Scotland, 728 00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:53,002 - so we have to act quickly. - Exactly. 729 00:34:53,097 --> 00:34:55,181 I've been a 'MOH' 6 times, so I'll organize everything... 730 00:34:55,277 --> 00:34:56,941 that needs to be done, even though 731 00:34:57,037 --> 00:34:58,701 I'm not officially the 'MOH' here. 732 00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:01,382 - What is a 'MOH'? - M-O-H. 733 00:35:01,479 --> 00:35:02,583 Maid Of Honor. 734 00:35:02,678 --> 00:35:04,742 - Yes. - Oh, yes. That's clever. 735 00:35:04,838 --> 00:35:08,310 No, it's going great. Very smoothly. 736 00:35:08,869 --> 00:35:12,223 So we got the bridal shower bachelorette, dress fittings, 737 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,503 - The 'kilt'... - I'll do the 'kilt'. 738 00:35:13,599 --> 00:35:15,504 - Okay... perfect. - Okay. 739 00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:16,904 Shopping for Hannah's true self... 740 00:35:16,999 --> 00:35:18,372 - That's gonna be great. 741 00:35:18,468 --> 00:35:20,255 So, what is Hannah's true self? 742 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:23,286 It's lingerie. For her wedding night. 743 00:35:23,359 --> 00:35:24,757 How do you expect to be a good... 744 00:35:24,853 --> 00:35:26,297 'MOH' if you don't even know that. 745 00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:28,856 - She's talking to me. - No, I didn't.. 746 00:35:28,952 --> 00:35:31,945 - You just did. - Oh, I'm sorry, Tom. 747 00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:34,233 Did I break a rule? 748 00:35:34,913 --> 00:35:36,464 How about we focus on the wedding part? 749 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,625 - Good idea. - Just for now... 750 00:35:37,721 --> 00:35:39,186 Okay, I need, dress sizes. 751 00:35:39,282 --> 00:35:40,866 - I'm a four. - Okay. 752 00:35:40,962 --> 00:35:44,074 - Eight. - Sorry?. 753 00:35:46,193 --> 00:35:47,287 You know, Hillary... 754 00:35:47,383 --> 00:35:49,907 Do you think that maybe you'd just be more... 755 00:35:50,003 --> 00:35:52,530 - comfortable in like a, twelve? 756 00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:54,178 No, it will be fine. 757 00:35:54,274 --> 00:35:55,771 - I'm doing the Dr. Riverbed fast. 758 00:35:55,867 --> 00:35:56,826 Oh, yeah. 759 00:35:56,922 --> 00:35:58,307 - Yeah. - What is that? 760 00:35:58,403 --> 00:36:00,787 Water, peach raisin/apple pectin /shark extract. 761 00:36:00,883 --> 00:36:02,940 And Lowry's Seasoning Salt. 762 00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:05,148 - What about food? - Look. 763 00:36:05,244 --> 00:36:07,341 I'm going to look amazing in that dress. 764 00:36:07,438 --> 00:36:09,588 I am going to meet a Scottish man, and... 765 00:36:09,684 --> 00:36:13,027 I'm gonna be happy. Write down an eight. 766 00:36:13,123 --> 00:36:14,148 Got it. 767 00:36:14,244 --> 00:36:16,468 What's your dress size, Made Of Honor? 768 00:36:16,564 --> 00:36:18,829 I don't know. What's your jock size, Melissa? 769 00:36:18,925 --> 00:36:20,843 That's enough. Enough. 770 00:36:21,397 --> 00:36:24,309 Sorry. But will you guys look at Hannah, please. 771 00:36:24,404 --> 00:36:26,324 She's happy, finally. 772 00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:29,070 So please, for Hannah, let's all just get along, 773 00:36:29,166 --> 00:36:30,353 put a smile on our faces... 774 00:36:30,449 --> 00:36:31,910 and pretend everything's perfect. 775 00:36:32,006 --> 00:36:34,518 - Here she comes. - Okay. Fine. 776 00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:40,399 - What did he say? - He's so sweet. 777 00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:44,037 Isn't that great? 778 00:36:44,039 --> 00:36:45,271 How's it going? 779 00:36:45,367 --> 00:36:49,071 - Good, really good. - Fantastic. 780 00:36:49,167 --> 00:36:51,864 - And it's pretty much done. - Perfect, really? 781 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,878 - Tom. - Yes? 782 00:36:53,908 --> 00:36:55,961 - Here. - What is this? 783 00:36:56,241 --> 00:36:57,405 She does bridal shower entertainment. 784 00:36:57,501 --> 00:36:58,992 And I hired her for Stephanie's sisters shower, 785 00:36:59,088 --> 00:37:00,900 and Hannah loved it. She reads Tarot... 786 00:37:00,996 --> 00:37:01,712 cards and stuff. 787 00:37:01,808 --> 00:37:03,193 That's great. Thank you, Melissa. 788 00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:05,314 I'm not doing it for you, I'm doing it for Hannah. 789 00:37:05,410 --> 00:37:08,473 Okay. Thank you, for Hannah. 790 00:37:08,569 --> 00:37:09,593 It should have been me... 791 00:37:09,689 --> 00:37:10,594 - I'll talk with you tomorrow. - Okay. 792 00:37:10,689 --> 00:37:11,834 - Bye, Tom. - Goodbye. 793 00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:13,274 - Bye, Hillary. - Nice meeting you. 794 00:37:13,370 --> 00:37:14,274 You too, bye. 795 00:37:14,370 --> 00:37:16,787 I just had a very nice bonding moment with Melissa. 796 00:37:16,882 --> 00:37:18,634 - Can I ask you a favor? - Sure. 797 00:37:18,730 --> 00:37:21,434 My mother and grandmother are coming in to town tomorrow. 798 00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:22,795 And I have so much to plan... 799 00:37:22,891 --> 00:37:24,740 I was wondering if you and the boys could... 800 00:37:24,836 --> 00:37:25,994 entertain Colin for the day. 801 00:37:26,090 --> 00:37:26,647 - Entertain him? 802 00:37:26,742 --> 00:37:28,396 Yeah, just kind of get to know him and stuff. 803 00:37:28,492 --> 00:37:30,409 - Sure. - Cool. 804 00:37:30,723 --> 00:37:35,196 So are you more proud of 'Scotch Tape' or McDonald's? 805 00:37:35,292 --> 00:37:37,196 I think they're both American. 806 00:37:37,292 --> 00:37:39,301 - So wait, you invited this guy to play ball with us? 807 00:37:39,397 --> 00:37:40,396 Yeah, he's the competition. 808 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:42,557 I need to get to know his strengths and weaknesses. 809 00:37:42,653 --> 00:37:43,859 I like his green shirts. 810 00:37:43,955 --> 00:37:45,996 Is that like a poly blend kind of thing? 811 00:37:46,092 --> 00:37:47,157 Yeah, it's my shirt... 812 00:37:47,253 --> 00:37:48,316 - It's your shirt? - Yeah. 813 00:37:48,412 --> 00:37:49,836 - Looks good on him, huh? - Yeah, real good. 814 00:37:49,932 --> 00:37:51,951 Why don't you play with him? 815 00:37:52,046 --> 00:37:53,518 Thanks. 816 00:37:53,614 --> 00:37:55,398 Colin, have you ever played basketball before? 817 00:37:55,494 --> 00:37:56,816 We would call this 'netball', 818 00:37:56,912 --> 00:37:59,037 back in Scotland, it's more of a woman's game, 819 00:37:59,133 --> 00:38:01,350 so, no I don't have much experience. 820 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:04,919 - Hi, I do. Need one more? - We're good. 821 00:38:05,014 --> 00:38:06,679 Alright. 822 00:38:06,775 --> 00:38:09,670 - Alright, 'girls', you ready? - Yeah, I am. 823 00:38:09,767 --> 00:38:10,999 Oh. Use your hands. 824 00:38:11,095 --> 00:38:14,111 - You alright there? - Yeah, I'm fine. 825 00:38:14,207 --> 00:38:15,840 - I'm open. I'm open. - Here we go. 826 00:38:15,936 --> 00:38:18,520 You gotta hold on to the ball, man. 827 00:38:18,616 --> 00:38:20,073 Hold on to the ball. 828 00:38:20,169 --> 00:38:22,808 Homos. Homos. Homos. 829 00:38:23,008 --> 00:38:24,760 Let's get the Scottish girl out if the tree. 830 00:38:24,856 --> 00:38:26,880 You wanna start a game cause you didn't get that. 831 00:38:26,976 --> 00:38:28,441 There you go. Open. Open. 832 00:38:28,537 --> 00:38:29,881 Here you go. That was good. Good. 833 00:38:29,977 --> 00:38:31,473 Good. Amiga. 834 00:38:31,569 --> 00:38:33,489 Shoot it. Guys. 835 00:38:35,209 --> 00:38:36,201 - I like it. - I'm sorry. 836 00:38:36,296 --> 00:38:38,890 - Come on. - Get on the path. 837 00:38:43,050 --> 00:38:44,482 You ok? 838 00:38:44,578 --> 00:38:45,537 Ok, basket. 839 00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:48,555 Put it in the basket. Put it in the basket. 840 00:38:48,651 --> 00:38:50,202 - You know what I'm learning? The guy's a chump. 841 00:38:50,298 --> 00:38:51,763 Yeah. 842 00:38:51,858 --> 00:38:54,383 - Wow, 'Fault'. - There it is. That's it. 843 00:38:54,479 --> 00:38:56,283 That's it. That's it. We got it now. 844 00:38:56,379 --> 00:38:58,044 Hey, I look good now, don't I? 845 00:38:58,140 --> 00:39:00,058 Here we go. 846 00:39:02,011 --> 00:39:03,764 Put it in the basket. 847 00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:06,878 - In the basket. - Take a shot, chief. 848 00:39:11,252 --> 00:39:13,124 - Sorry, guys. - Did you see that? 849 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:15,204 Probably not allowed to just stuff it in like that. 850 00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:16,646 - He dunks the ball. - Sorry. Sorry. 851 00:39:16,741 --> 00:39:18,814 He dunks the ball... 852 00:39:18,934 --> 00:39:21,258 That was awesome. You can dunk. 853 00:39:21,354 --> 00:39:23,525 He can dunk. That is awesome. 854 00:39:23,621 --> 00:39:25,246 If that's allowed, why don't you guys all do it? 855 00:39:25,342 --> 00:39:27,885 If we could, we would. Right? 856 00:39:27,981 --> 00:39:29,900 - Play? - Guys. 857 00:39:30,615 --> 00:39:32,575 - No. - Yeah. 858 00:39:43,376 --> 00:39:45,294 - Score. - Yeah. 859 00:39:50,695 --> 00:39:53,049 - Yes. - Good game, yeah, good game. 860 00:39:53,144 --> 00:39:54,450 My brother. 861 00:39:54,545 --> 00:39:56,442 - Looks like you're getting more competition.. 862 00:39:56,538 --> 00:39:57,209 I know, I know... 863 00:39:57,305 --> 00:39:59,697 I love this guy. 864 00:40:13,738 --> 00:40:15,779 Shit. 865 00:40:16,098 --> 00:40:17,491 - You alright? - Yeah. 866 00:40:17,587 --> 00:40:19,505 What happening? 867 00:40:19,979 --> 00:40:23,059 My boy's got mad cow disease. 868 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:26,211 We have got to get some dirt on this guy. 869 00:40:26,307 --> 00:40:28,071 I got a guy I use when a spouse... 870 00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:29,131 suspect infidelity. 871 00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:30,921 Everybody's got skeletons in the closet. 872 00:40:31,017 --> 00:40:32,013 Nobody is squeaky-clean, 873 00:40:32,109 --> 00:40:33,030 - and my guy's the best. 874 00:40:33,126 --> 00:40:34,572 I don't know, it just seems so cheap. 875 00:40:34,668 --> 00:40:36,130 Don't worry, I'll charge you double... 876 00:40:36,226 --> 00:40:36,973 because you're rich. 877 00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:38,492 I mean, it's a cheap thing to do. 878 00:40:38,588 --> 00:40:40,106 - He play's cheap, you gotta match that. 879 00:40:40,202 --> 00:40:41,173 How does Colin play cheep? 880 00:40:41,269 --> 00:40:43,333 That whole thing with Hannah, being Scottish. 881 00:40:43,429 --> 00:40:45,293 Making her fall in love with him in Scotland. 882 00:40:45,389 --> 00:40:48,381 That 'monster thing' of his. 883 00:40:48,781 --> 00:40:51,102 Fine. Get the dirt. 884 00:40:54,462 --> 00:40:56,414 That's cool. 885 00:40:56,510 --> 00:41:00,016 Van Wyck Expressway Kennedy Airport 1.5 mile 886 00:41:08,704 --> 00:41:10,905 What's he gonna do, eat her? 887 00:41:11,743 --> 00:41:15,085 Come on, come on. Take a breath. Take a... 888 00:41:20,265 --> 00:41:22,183 Thanks, Tom. 889 00:41:22,304 --> 00:41:26,380 - Yeah, have a great flight. - Right. Thanks, mate. 890 00:41:27,585 --> 00:41:29,905 Come on... 891 00:41:33,586 --> 00:41:35,138 - I love you, Colin. - Bye. 892 00:41:35,234 --> 00:41:37,153 Bye. 893 00:41:40,346 --> 00:41:44,507 - Yeah... - My God. 894 00:41:44,787 --> 00:41:47,740 - Need some chap stick? - Yeah... 895 00:41:47,836 --> 00:41:49,619 So... What church should we go to? 896 00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:51,633 Grace's Church. 897 00:42:00,428 --> 00:42:02,700 Thank you so much for coming with me to meet the reverend. 898 00:42:02,796 --> 00:42:04,860 - No problem. - He is the sweetest man... 899 00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:05,861 - Yeah? - Yeah. 900 00:42:05,957 --> 00:42:07,810 He married my parents and insisted... 901 00:42:07,906 --> 00:42:09,861 on coming to Scotland to do my wedding. 902 00:42:09,957 --> 00:42:11,941 Why didn't Colin stay and do this with you? 903 00:42:12,037 --> 00:42:13,118 It was more important for him... 904 00:42:13,213 --> 00:42:14,401 to go back to Scotland to partition 905 00:42:14,497 --> 00:42:15,357 The Grand Council... 906 00:42:15,453 --> 00:42:16,902 so Colin and I could get married. 907 00:42:16,997 --> 00:42:18,702 I don't know. Grand? What does that mean? 908 00:42:18,797 --> 00:42:21,079 I'm not Scottish and his family... 909 00:42:21,175 --> 00:42:22,134 is kind of... 910 00:42:22,230 --> 00:42:23,022 What? 911 00:42:23,118 --> 00:42:24,775 Royalty. 912 00:42:24,871 --> 00:42:26,575 Royalty? 913 00:42:26,670 --> 00:42:30,909 - Royalty? Is he like a King? - No.. No, he's a Duke. 914 00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:35,470 A Duke? 915 00:42:40,511 --> 00:42:43,393 - Hannah, darling. - Reverend Foote. 916 00:42:44,233 --> 00:42:45,925 And this must be the lucky young man... 917 00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:47,625 who is marrying our beautiful Hannah. 918 00:42:47,721 --> 00:42:48,905 Oh, no. 919 00:42:49,001 --> 00:42:50,224 - I'm not marrying him - No... 920 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,848 This is Tom, my 'Maid Of Honor'. 921 00:42:53,793 --> 00:42:55,712 - Maid of Honor? - Yes. 922 00:42:55,761 --> 00:42:57,458 How about that... 923 00:42:57,554 --> 00:43:01,658 We have many gay and lesbian members of the congregation. 924 00:43:01,754 --> 00:43:03,672 Welcome. 925 00:43:11,915 --> 00:43:14,686 - Thank you. - Thank you, Reverend. 926 00:43:19,355 --> 00:43:20,549 So... 927 00:43:20,644 --> 00:43:22,184 - Let's talk about the wedding. 928 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:22,488 Okay. 929 00:43:22,584 --> 00:43:25,148 I need to get some details about you and... 930 00:43:25,244 --> 00:43:27,161 - Colin. - Colin, yes. 931 00:43:27,515 --> 00:43:29,547 I want to work it in to the ceremony. 932 00:43:29,643 --> 00:43:32,349 Okay. It was such a whirl wind. Really... 933 00:43:32,445 --> 00:43:35,298 Yes, enlighten me. Tell me about it. 934 00:43:37,037 --> 00:43:38,955 Hannah, darling. 935 00:43:39,005 --> 00:43:40,455 Hannah, I think it's important... 936 00:43:40,550 --> 00:43:41,909 to dig deep her for the vows... 937 00:43:42,005 --> 00:43:44,510 and tell the Reverend all you know about Colin. 938 00:43:44,606 --> 00:43:46,290 - All that you love about him. - Okay. 939 00:43:46,386 --> 00:43:47,349 And not just the obvious stuff, 940 00:43:47,445 --> 00:43:49,296 but those unique characteristics... 941 00:43:49,392 --> 00:43:50,351 that are Colin. 942 00:43:50,447 --> 00:43:54,910 Those things that make you laugh and say... 943 00:43:55,006 --> 00:43:56,925 'That's so Colin'. 944 00:43:58,880 --> 00:43:59,792 Right... 945 00:43:59,888 --> 00:44:02,169 And then, maybe you could get some... 946 00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:03,792 information from Colin... 947 00:44:03,888 --> 00:44:06,196 and emphasize their unique bond, 948 00:44:06,292 --> 00:44:07,791 their shared history. 949 00:44:07,887 --> 00:44:09,806 Off course. 950 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,273 We could talk about love at first sight. 951 00:44:12,369 --> 00:44:15,313 Well, that's always a crowd pleaser, but... 952 00:44:15,408 --> 00:44:17,153 Hannah... Elaborate... 953 00:44:17,249 --> 00:44:20,999 Tell me more about him. How you feel about him. 954 00:44:26,722 --> 00:44:28,074 Where did you meet? 955 00:44:28,170 --> 00:44:30,534 - In Scotland... - Modigliani. 956 00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:31,944 Your first summer in New York City, 957 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,634 you were dating a guy who worked on Wall Street... 958 00:44:33,730 --> 00:44:34,734 and he asked you to move in... 959 00:44:34,830 --> 00:44:36,115 with him and you weren't quite sure... 960 00:44:36,211 --> 00:44:37,291 And it was right around that time... 961 00:44:37,387 --> 00:44:38,435 that you 'discovered' Modigliani... 962 00:44:38,531 --> 00:44:40,195 And became obsessed with this painting... 963 00:44:40,290 --> 00:44:43,754 of this woman who had this blue scarf on, holding a baby. 964 00:44:43,850 --> 00:44:44,602 And Hannah said: 'That... 965 00:44:44,698 --> 00:44:45,676 painting captured the essence... 966 00:44:45,772 --> 00:44:47,916 of that woman better than any photograph'. 967 00:44:48,012 --> 00:44:50,116 I can't believe you can remember that. 968 00:44:50,212 --> 00:44:51,252 I also remembered that she... 969 00:44:51,348 --> 00:44:52,876 freaked, because she said she felt more... 970 00:44:52,972 --> 00:44:54,274 passionate about that painting... 971 00:44:54,370 --> 00:44:55,836 than she did but 'Mr. Wall Street'... 972 00:44:55,932 --> 00:44:57,477 And she wondered if she could ever meet somebody... 973 00:44:57,573 --> 00:44:59,020 that could make her feel this... 974 00:44:59,116 --> 00:45:00,517 passionate as that work of art. 975 00:45:00,613 --> 00:45:02,531 That's good. 976 00:45:02,564 --> 00:45:04,238 That's good. 977 00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:06,077 Modigliani. 978 00:45:06,173 --> 00:45:09,077 Now I know why you picked him to be 'Maid of Honor'. 979 00:45:09,173 --> 00:45:11,092 Yes... 980 00:45:13,086 --> 00:45:14,587 Come on. Who's ready to lose some... 981 00:45:14,683 --> 00:45:16,398 money tonight. Because I'm feeling lucky. 982 00:45:16,494 --> 00:45:17,398 You guys are late. How you doing? 983 00:45:17,494 --> 00:45:18,438 - How you holding up, champ? - Stressed. 984 00:45:18,534 --> 00:45:20,452 What the hell is this? 985 00:45:21,006 --> 00:45:22,070 - Hannah's shower's in the morning. 986 00:45:22,166 --> 00:45:23,040 Well where are we gonna play? 987 00:45:23,136 --> 00:45:24,879 We're not gonna play until these baskets get done, 988 00:45:24,975 --> 00:45:26,080 and everything else gets done. 989 00:45:26,176 --> 00:45:29,471 - What about this party mix? - That's 'pot-pourri'. 990 00:45:29,566 --> 00:45:30,879 This is perfect... 991 00:45:30,975 --> 00:45:31,949 - Come on Felix, take that off... 992 00:45:32,045 --> 00:45:32,959 Have you ever had one of these? 993 00:45:33,055 --> 00:45:34,520 - That's funny... - You can't even see. 994 00:45:34,616 --> 00:45:35,880 You'll have to, to sleep with you... 995 00:45:35,976 --> 00:45:37,440 - Take this. - You could be like blinded. 996 00:45:37,536 --> 00:45:40,178 No, I'm not playing with baskets. 997 00:45:40,274 --> 00:45:42,193 It's poker night. 998 00:45:43,529 --> 00:45:45,160 You put 'Bayberry' with 'Serenity'. 999 00:45:45,256 --> 00:45:46,762 - You don't like? - No, it's interesting. 1000 00:45:46,857 --> 00:45:47,857 Just thought it was obvious that... 1001 00:45:47,953 --> 00:45:49,041 'Bayberry' worked best with 'Harmony'. 1002 00:45:49,137 --> 00:45:51,898 Really? I've been putting 'Bayberry'... 1003 00:45:51,994 --> 00:45:53,674 with 'Tahitian Sunrise'. 1004 00:45:53,770 --> 00:45:55,461 - That I like. That's Zen. - Yeah. 1005 00:45:55,557 --> 00:45:56,855 You know what I like? I like how... 1006 00:45:56,951 --> 00:45:58,482 you put the bat ball right in the center. 1007 00:45:58,578 --> 00:46:00,195 I like that so much that I'm gonna... 1008 00:46:00,290 --> 00:46:02,043 see you ball and raise you another ball. 1009 00:46:02,138 --> 00:46:02,651 That's a good idea. 1010 00:46:02,747 --> 00:46:03,763 We should definitely have 2 balls... 1011 00:46:03,859 --> 00:46:05,642 - Yeah. Do another ball. - Hey, Dennis... 1012 00:46:05,738 --> 00:46:07,483 Come and curl some ribbon. 1013 00:46:07,579 --> 00:46:09,495 I can feel my sperm dying inside... 1014 00:46:09,591 --> 00:46:10,724 of me, one at a time. 1015 00:46:10,820 --> 00:46:12,684 Shut up and grab a basket. Come on, it's fun. 1016 00:46:12,780 --> 00:46:14,844 I'm going to a strip club to eat some meat. 1017 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:17,466 Then I'm gonna get into a fight. 1018 00:46:17,532 --> 00:46:19,244 Call me when you find your balls, Tom. 1019 00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:20,204 Alright, tuff guy. 1020 00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:22,441 Or maybe they're in the basket, 1021 00:46:22,537 --> 00:46:24,677 next to the 'Tahitian Sunrise'. 1022 00:46:24,773 --> 00:46:27,276 Someone's afraid of his feminine side... 1023 00:46:27,372 --> 00:46:29,557 Look at that... Nice job with the fluffing. 1024 00:46:29,653 --> 00:46:30,685 Look at that. 1025 00:46:30,781 --> 00:46:32,685 - Perfect. Perfect. - What is that, my friends. 1026 00:46:32,781 --> 00:46:33,965 - Look at us. - Come on. 1027 00:46:34,061 --> 00:46:36,507 - Can't lose. - Good work, huh? 1028 00:46:39,014 --> 00:46:41,867 Hello ladies. You look lovely today. 1029 00:46:41,894 --> 00:46:43,486 - Tom. - Oh, Hillary. How are you? 1030 00:46:43,582 --> 00:46:46,006 Good. Everything looks wonderful. 1031 00:46:46,102 --> 00:46:47,607 This is the best shower I've ever been to. 1032 00:46:47,703 --> 00:46:48,847 Really? You think so? 1033 00:46:48,943 --> 00:46:49,725 You know what, Hillary? 1034 00:46:49,821 --> 00:46:50,927 You should really eat something. 1035 00:46:51,023 --> 00:46:53,255 No, Tom. I'm fine. 1036 00:46:56,975 --> 00:46:58,687 Fine. I'm okay. 1037 00:46:58,783 --> 00:47:00,029 What you ladies would go... 1038 00:47:00,125 --> 00:47:01,560 through to fit in to a dress... 1039 00:47:01,656 --> 00:47:03,322 This pretty much blows your rule out of... 1040 00:47:03,418 --> 00:47:05,288 the water about no women allowed at your place. 1041 00:47:05,383 --> 00:47:05,991 What good is a rule if you... 1042 00:47:06,087 --> 00:47:06,809 don't break it every now and then? 1043 00:47:06,904 --> 00:47:09,288 I'm very, very impressed Thank you. 1044 00:47:09,384 --> 00:47:11,303 Listen to that. 1045 00:47:11,457 --> 00:47:14,554 Gay Gordon's party remix, just for you. 1046 00:47:16,297 --> 00:47:17,870 Hear the horn. 1047 00:47:17,966 --> 00:47:19,369 - It's good isn't it? - No. 1048 00:47:19,465 --> 00:47:21,389 Let me turn it up there... It's... 1049 00:47:21,485 --> 00:47:22,969 - It's a little loud... - What? 1050 00:47:23,065 --> 00:47:25,931 - It's a little loud. - Okay. There you go. 1051 00:47:26,027 --> 00:47:27,851 Look at this. Try this. Haggis pink. 1052 00:47:27,947 --> 00:47:30,525 It's pepper, cheese, chopped up baby... 1053 00:47:30,621 --> 00:47:32,930 lamb lung, and cow pituitary gland. 1054 00:47:33,026 --> 00:47:33,730 - How are you? - ... 1055 00:47:33,826 --> 00:47:37,578 It's a Scottish delicacy. Colin recommended it. 1056 00:47:39,219 --> 00:47:41,012 Ladies, ladies. Look... 1057 00:47:41,107 --> 00:47:43,459 What just came, for Hannah. 1058 00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:47,139 It's from Colin, everyone. 1059 00:47:48,581 --> 00:47:50,893 Oh wait. There's a card. There's a card, a card... 1060 00:47:50,989 --> 00:47:52,906 For: 'Hannah'. 1061 00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:55,662 'Hannah, my love, this is the extremely... 1062 00:47:55,757 --> 00:47:57,853 rare Scottish floral bud thistle'. 1063 00:47:57,949 --> 00:47:58,853 Thistle? 1064 00:47:58,949 --> 00:48:01,933 'They only bloom for 4 hours before they die'. 1065 00:48:02,029 --> 00:48:04,893 He must have timed this out perfectly... 1066 00:48:04,989 --> 00:48:06,262 Oh my gosh, when we first met, 1067 00:48:06,358 --> 00:48:07,894 Colin promised that he would roam... 1068 00:48:07,990 --> 00:48:11,445 at the countryside to find me one, and he did. 1069 00:48:11,541 --> 00:48:13,830 Sweetheart, that's the most romantic... 1070 00:48:13,926 --> 00:48:15,015 thing I ever heard. 1071 00:48:15,111 --> 00:48:16,295 Thanks mom. 1072 00:48:16,390 --> 00:48:18,295 Joan, good to see you. It's been too long. 1073 00:48:18,391 --> 00:48:20,174 Easter, wasn't it? 1074 00:48:20,270 --> 00:48:23,215 Yes. You slept with our maid. 1075 00:48:23,311 --> 00:48:23,837 She told you? 1076 00:48:23,933 --> 00:48:25,296 I didn't know she spoke English. 1077 00:48:25,392 --> 00:48:26,336 Yes... 1078 00:48:26,432 --> 00:48:28,375 This is grandma Pearl. You remember Tom? 1079 00:48:28,471 --> 00:48:32,184 - How are you? - Oh, yes, the fornicator. 1080 00:48:33,344 --> 00:48:35,088 That's right. 1081 00:48:35,184 --> 00:48:38,017 - Okay... - Tom, this is awesome. 1082 00:48:38,113 --> 00:48:39,937 - It's great. - Good. Thank you. 1083 00:48:40,032 --> 00:48:41,577 This is even better than my sister's shower. 1084 00:48:41,673 --> 00:48:42,777 - Oh, really? - Ahem... 1085 00:48:42,873 --> 00:48:43,897 Everything seems to be doing well. Yes? 1086 00:48:43,993 --> 00:48:45,417 Sharon would like to know where to set up. 1087 00:48:45,513 --> 00:48:47,617 - Who? - The entertainment... 1088 00:48:47,713 --> 00:48:51,953 Ah, yes... I mean good. She should set up over there. 1089 00:48:52,026 --> 00:48:54,553 Hello everybody. Hi, I'm Sharon. 1090 00:48:54,580 --> 00:48:56,098 Good to see you all. 1091 00:48:56,194 --> 00:48:58,370 Yeah, come on, right down the front. 1092 00:48:58,466 --> 00:49:00,219 This was my idea, you know? 1093 00:49:00,314 --> 00:49:01,512 I know how much you loved her from 1094 00:49:01,608 --> 00:49:02,659 Stephanie's sister's shower... 1095 00:49:02,755 --> 00:49:04,035 Before we start, I would like for us... 1096 00:49:04,131 --> 00:49:05,139 all to take in a deep breath... 1097 00:49:05,235 --> 00:49:07,436 She wasn't at the shower... 1098 00:49:07,747 --> 00:49:08,900 - She wasn't? - No. 1099 00:49:08,996 --> 00:49:10,100 - And now exhale slowly... - Really? 1100 00:49:10,196 --> 00:49:11,579 Good job. 1101 00:49:11,675 --> 00:49:14,460 It's very important to reset our third eye. 1102 00:49:14,556 --> 00:49:15,834 And connect to... 1103 00:49:15,930 --> 00:49:18,376 the primal inside of ourselves. 1104 00:49:18,397 --> 00:49:20,460 Before I present the pleasure aids. 1105 00:49:20,556 --> 00:49:21,941 Pleasure aids? 1106 00:49:22,037 --> 00:49:23,260 Now... 1107 00:49:23,356 --> 00:49:26,292 These pleasures are best used when... 1108 00:49:26,310 --> 00:49:28,462 in tantric meditative state. 1109 00:49:28,558 --> 00:49:31,083 And today, I'm going to show you ladies... 1110 00:49:31,178 --> 00:49:33,582 how to reach your optimal sacred Chakra. 1111 00:49:33,677 --> 00:49:35,901 All of these aids are for sale, ladies. 1112 00:49:35,997 --> 00:49:40,222 And look what we have here... Edible panties. 1113 00:49:40,318 --> 00:49:42,534 You look hungry. Try to snack on these. 1114 00:49:42,630 --> 00:49:44,548 There you go. 1115 00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:46,143 Now ladies, what pleasure... 1116 00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:48,135 party would be complete without... 1117 00:49:48,231 --> 00:49:50,464 Glow-in-the-dark thunder beads? 1118 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,303 These are terrific. And for you ladies, today... 1119 00:49:52,399 --> 00:49:53,775 Two for one. 1120 00:49:53,871 --> 00:49:55,203 Okay? 1121 00:49:55,299 --> 00:49:58,536 There you go. Wanna try this out, princess? 1122 00:49:58,631 --> 00:50:00,592 Where do these go? 1123 00:50:03,153 --> 00:50:05,767 From casual writing to evening wear. 1124 00:50:05,863 --> 00:50:06,804 Gorgeous. 1125 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:08,937 Why don't you keep those? 1126 00:50:09,833 --> 00:50:12,197 And they match your ear rings. 1127 00:50:22,513 --> 00:50:24,432 Hannah, are you okay? 1128 00:50:26,435 --> 00:50:28,107 You know that I've dreamt of my wedding shower, 1129 00:50:28,203 --> 00:50:29,707 ever since I was 10 years old? 1130 00:50:29,803 --> 00:50:30,707 No... 1131 00:50:30,803 --> 00:50:32,085 Strangely enough, the image... 1132 00:50:32,181 --> 00:50:33,508 of my grand mom, pearl drape... 1133 00:50:33,604 --> 00:50:34,836 and glow-in-the-dark thunder beads... 1134 00:50:34,932 --> 00:50:35,507 wasn't part of it. 1135 00:50:35,603 --> 00:50:37,521 It's not funny, Tom. 1136 00:50:38,556 --> 00:50:41,820 Do you have any idea how important this is to me? 1137 00:50:41,916 --> 00:50:45,666 The Gay Gordon, pink Haggis, Dildo-sales woman? 1138 00:50:46,077 --> 00:50:48,028 Just understand something, Melissa set me up. 1139 00:50:48,124 --> 00:50:51,712 Oh please. There's always an excuse with you. 1140 00:50:51,837 --> 00:50:53,047 I never even should have asked... 1141 00:50:53,143 --> 00:50:54,390 you to do this in the first place. 1142 00:50:54,486 --> 00:50:55,476 You don't even believe in marriage... 1143 00:50:55,572 --> 00:50:56,030 for Christ sake... 1144 00:50:56,126 --> 00:50:58,044 You know, I might. 1145 00:51:00,797 --> 00:51:02,717 I gotta get back. 1146 00:51:15,159 --> 00:51:16,391 Melissa's pretty good. 1147 00:51:16,487 --> 00:51:18,031 Look, the whole goal here was to... 1148 00:51:18,127 --> 00:51:19,671 convince Hannah that I've grown up, 1149 00:51:19,767 --> 00:51:22,344 and that she doesn't know anything about Colin... 1150 00:51:22,439 --> 00:51:24,885 That I'm the right man for her. 1151 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,919 That did not happen. 1152 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:30,863 Stella. No, baby. Don't eat buttons, okay? 1153 00:51:31,321 --> 00:51:33,665 Yeah, but your still the Maid of Honor, right Tom? 1154 00:51:33,761 --> 00:51:35,353 I don't know. I think she might have fired me. 1155 00:51:35,449 --> 00:51:36,136 How does somebody... 1156 00:51:36,232 --> 00:51:37,472 get fired from being Maid of Honor? 1157 00:51:37,568 --> 00:51:38,873 Tell me about it. 1158 00:51:38,969 --> 00:51:40,768 - You know what? I got an idea. 1159 00:51:40,864 --> 00:51:41,114 Okay. 1160 00:51:41,210 --> 00:51:42,994 To prove to Hannah that you're the only man for her, 1161 00:51:43,090 --> 00:51:45,074 we have to make you the best Made of Honor, ever. 1162 00:51:45,170 --> 00:51:46,546 Right. 1163 00:51:46,642 --> 00:51:48,176 - I'm out of loss. Completely stunned. 1164 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:48,473 Great. 1165 00:51:48,569 --> 00:51:49,874 My guy couldn't find any dirt on Colin. 1166 00:51:49,970 --> 00:51:51,835 This has never happened. This guy's clean. 1167 00:51:51,931 --> 00:51:52,675 Glad that happened to me. 1168 00:51:52,771 --> 00:51:54,354 You know, he's got 3 Guinness world records? 1169 00:51:54,450 --> 00:51:54,703 - Cool. 1170 00:51:54,798 --> 00:51:55,994 We don't need to know that... 1171 00:51:56,090 --> 00:51:57,794 He's actually got a Medal of Honor. 1172 00:51:57,890 --> 00:52:01,641 That's funny, because we got the Made of Honor. 1173 00:52:02,963 --> 00:52:04,156 Let's stay focused. 1174 00:52:04,252 --> 00:52:05,791 Look, the point is, we're not gonna... 1175 00:52:05,887 --> 00:52:06,715 get her off this guy. 1176 00:52:06,811 --> 00:52:08,876 Yeah, so we need to make this not about Colin. 1177 00:52:08,972 --> 00:52:10,276 Yeah, we need to make it about you. 1178 00:52:10,372 --> 00:52:11,636 - Good... - You gotta show her 1179 00:52:11,732 --> 00:52:13,156 That you're growing up... - Finally... 1180 00:52:13,252 --> 00:52:15,076 I am changing. I am growing up. 1181 00:52:15,171 --> 00:52:17,021 - Good.. Then this should be easy for you. 1182 00:52:17,117 --> 00:52:17,430 Great... 1183 00:52:17,526 --> 00:52:19,294 These are bridal magazines from... 1184 00:52:19,390 --> 00:52:20,677 18 different countries... 1185 00:52:20,773 --> 00:52:22,000 each with a feature article on... 1186 00:52:22,096 --> 00:52:23,517 the duties of being the Maid of Honor. 1187 00:52:23,613 --> 00:52:25,357 Perfect.'Über Bride'... 1188 00:52:25,452 --> 00:52:27,330 I got these guys in Bangalore that we're... 1189 00:52:27,426 --> 00:52:29,438 outsource to, they translated them over night. 1190 00:52:29,534 --> 00:52:29,931 - Great. 1191 00:52:30,027 --> 00:52:31,759 Nice 'appetizers' there, Gary... 1192 00:52:31,854 --> 00:52:33,478 - Here's the 'Main course' - What have you got for me? 1193 00:52:33,574 --> 00:52:35,291 My wife Deb is a A-type personality, 1194 00:52:35,387 --> 00:52:36,959 she has to do everything perfect. 1195 00:52:37,055 --> 00:52:38,118 - Sure... - Love her... 1196 00:52:38,214 --> 00:52:39,119 - Hate that about her. - Right. 1197 00:52:39,214 --> 00:52:40,546 Anyway, she rented this when... 1198 00:52:40,641 --> 00:52:42,239 she was gonna be the Maid Of Honor... 1199 00:52:42,335 --> 00:52:44,019 for her yoga teacher. 1200 00:52:44,115 --> 00:52:47,621 This is 'the goods'. You're gonna be wow-ed. 1201 00:52:48,407 --> 00:52:50,325 12 Steps Down The Aisle 1202 00:52:54,969 --> 00:52:57,521 Hi, I'm Elisabeth Hasselbeck and I'm just so thrilled... 1203 00:52:57,617 --> 00:52:59,041 you've purchased this program. 1204 00:52:59,137 --> 00:53:00,040 And I'm proud of you... 1205 00:53:00,136 --> 00:53:02,320 Because it shows that you're not happy being just... 1206 00:53:02,416 --> 00:53:04,162 an ordinary friend and loved one. 1207 00:53:04,258 --> 00:53:06,888 No. You and I are gonna work together... 1208 00:53:06,984 --> 00:53:09,481 to make you the perfect Maid of Honor. 1209 00:53:09,577 --> 00:53:10,828 When we're through, you'll know... 1210 00:53:10,924 --> 00:53:12,482 everything there is to know about dresses. 1211 00:53:12,578 --> 00:53:15,962 Crockery, nuptial etiquette and pleasing your bride. 1212 00:53:16,058 --> 00:53:18,323 What's the length... of the bridesmaid dress? 1213 00:53:18,419 --> 00:53:19,483 No longer than the brides. 1214 00:53:19,579 --> 00:53:20,500 What if you know someone... 1215 00:53:20,596 --> 00:53:21,842 won't be able to attend the wedding? 1216 00:53:21,938 --> 00:53:23,515 You got to send an invitation anyway. 1217 00:53:23,611 --> 00:53:25,529 Receiving line? 1218 00:53:25,611 --> 00:53:27,529 Receiving line? 1219 00:53:27,611 --> 00:53:29,159 If there's a receiving line, it means I've failed, 1220 00:53:29,255 --> 00:53:30,004 because Hannah's married. 1221 00:53:30,100 --> 00:53:32,075 Right. It was a trick question. 1222 00:53:32,172 --> 00:53:34,044 Who was the runner up MVP in 1974? 1223 00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:35,764 No, these questions all have to do with Tom... 1224 00:53:35,860 --> 00:53:37,724 being the best Maid Of Honor he can be. 1225 00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:39,084 Alright. 1226 00:53:39,180 --> 00:53:41,957 I thought we were just asking like... Questions. 1227 00:53:42,053 --> 00:53:43,558 Go sit down. 1228 00:53:43,653 --> 00:53:45,365 Basic duties of the Maid of Honor? 1229 00:53:45,461 --> 00:53:46,493 Manage the bridesmaids, 1230 00:53:46,589 --> 00:53:48,325 carry the ring, and support the bride. 1231 00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:50,605 Basic duties as You as the Maid of Honor? 1232 00:53:50,701 --> 00:53:51,760 Show Hannah that I've matured, 1233 00:53:51,856 --> 00:53:53,726 that I can take care of my responsibilities fully... 1234 00:53:53,822 --> 00:53:55,606 and that I need to destroy the wedding from within. 1235 00:53:55,702 --> 00:53:57,743 - What happens if you fail at that task? 1236 00:53:57,839 --> 00:53:58,798 Colin gets her. 1237 00:53:58,894 --> 00:54:01,127 - What are we gonna do? - Steal the bride. 1238 00:54:01,223 --> 00:54:02,886 - What are we gonna do? - Steal the bride. 1239 00:54:02,982 --> 00:54:05,207 - What are we gonna do? - Steal the bride. 1240 00:54:05,303 --> 00:54:07,221 Steal the bride. 1241 00:54:07,375 --> 00:54:08,726 And remember... 1242 00:54:08,822 --> 00:54:10,486 Weather it is helping with the seating chart... 1243 00:54:10,582 --> 00:54:11,807 or giving your opinion on the cake, 1244 00:54:11,903 --> 00:54:13,909 the perfect Maid Of Honor is... 1245 00:54:14,004 --> 00:54:16,407 with her bride every step of the way. 1246 00:54:16,502 --> 00:54:18,768 You didn't have to clear your whole day to do all this. 1247 00:54:18,863 --> 00:54:20,369 Are you kidding? Off course I did. 1248 00:54:20,465 --> 00:54:21,740 The perfect Maid of Honor is... 1249 00:54:21,836 --> 00:54:23,369 with his bride every step of the way. 1250 00:54:23,465 --> 00:54:25,200 A changed man... 1251 00:54:25,296 --> 00:54:27,214 I am indeed. 1252 00:54:27,736 --> 00:54:29,569 I don't even know where to begin. 1253 00:54:29,665 --> 00:54:30,890 When choosing a china pattern, 1254 00:54:30,986 --> 00:54:33,476 you need to think about what type... 1255 00:54:33,572 --> 00:54:37,401 of entertaining you're open to, foods you wanna cook... 1256 00:54:37,497 --> 00:54:41,170 Look. Now don't be afraid to mix and mash. 1257 00:54:41,266 --> 00:54:43,770 It's important, even with different styles and textures. 1258 00:54:43,866 --> 00:54:46,250 What you wanna do, is stir up the table. 1259 00:54:46,346 --> 00:54:50,331 Make it come alive with color and tenacity. That's the goal. 1260 00:54:50,427 --> 00:54:54,177 Also, at the end of the day... You will find... 1261 00:54:55,299 --> 00:54:57,218 ...Connections. 1262 00:54:57,420 --> 00:54:59,338 Thank you very much. 1263 00:55:00,219 --> 00:55:01,852 Let's go. 1264 00:55:01,947 --> 00:55:03,068 If you think I'm good with plates, 1265 00:55:03,164 --> 00:55:04,492 wait till you see what I do with linens. 1266 00:55:04,587 --> 00:55:06,493 - Lingerie, perfect. - What about the linens? 1267 00:55:06,589 --> 00:55:07,370 You'll be able to pick out... 1268 00:55:07,466 --> 00:55:08,333 something for the wedding night. 1269 00:55:08,429 --> 00:55:09,388 - No. 1270 00:55:09,484 --> 00:55:12,092 Are you crazy? You're the perfect person for this job. 1271 00:55:12,188 --> 00:55:14,725 Who's taken off more lingerie than you? 1272 00:55:14,820 --> 00:55:17,920 let's put your 'whore-ing' to good use. 1273 00:55:18,062 --> 00:55:19,980 Good point. 1274 00:55:22,222 --> 00:55:24,094 So how did it go with the Scottish Grand Council? 1275 00:55:24,189 --> 00:55:27,734 Great. Colin got them to approve everything. 1276 00:55:27,830 --> 00:55:29,748 Great. 1277 00:55:31,103 --> 00:55:32,741 So, I gotta tell you... 1278 00:55:32,836 --> 00:55:35,208 This is gonna sound funny, but... 1279 00:55:35,304 --> 00:55:37,994 - I have to thank you. - For what? 1280 00:55:38,623 --> 00:55:40,727 For asking me to be your Maid of Honor. 1281 00:55:40,823 --> 00:55:44,004 I know this is gonna sound crazy, but... 1282 00:55:44,185 --> 00:55:47,896 You've really opened my eyes, to the whole idea of marriage. 1283 00:55:47,992 --> 00:55:50,763 - Yeah, right... - No, seriously... 1284 00:55:51,424 --> 00:55:54,578 - Have you met someone, Tom? - No. 1285 00:55:54,674 --> 00:55:56,956 Then how can you be serious? 1286 00:55:58,025 --> 00:55:59,943 I don't know, I just... 1287 00:56:05,225 --> 00:56:07,144 I don't know. 1288 00:56:24,427 --> 00:56:26,212 What do you think? 1289 00:56:26,308 --> 00:56:28,346 Think Colin will like it? 1290 00:56:30,187 --> 00:56:32,741 No... no. 1291 00:56:32,836 --> 00:56:34,754 - What? - It's just... 1292 00:56:36,149 --> 00:56:37,693 It's cute. 1293 00:56:37,788 --> 00:56:41,061 'Cute'? I do not wanna look 'cute' on my wedding night. 1294 00:56:41,157 --> 00:56:42,701 Just put this on. Cover yourself up. 1295 00:56:42,797 --> 00:56:44,222 That's my coat. 1296 00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:46,763 - Thank you. - Thank you. Yeah. 1297 00:56:50,670 --> 00:56:53,686 Here let me get you in a cab. Come on. 1298 00:56:54,029 --> 00:56:56,215 I can't believe this is my last day in New York. 1299 00:56:56,311 --> 00:56:58,512 What are you talking about? 1300 00:56:59,110 --> 00:57:01,375 I've been meaning to tell you, Tom. 1301 00:57:01,471 --> 00:57:04,894 When I leave tomorrow, I'm not coming back. 1302 00:57:05,430 --> 00:57:09,176 I've decided to move to Scotland, to be with Colin. 1303 00:57:09,272 --> 00:57:11,962 - You're leaving New York? - I am. 1304 00:57:13,512 --> 00:57:15,744 It's exciting, you know? It makes sense. 1305 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,257 He's next in line to take over the family business... 1306 00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:21,391 It's a whole new chapter. 1307 00:57:26,113 --> 00:57:27,510 - You were amazing today, you know that? 1308 00:57:27,606 --> 00:57:28,565 Oh, yeah? 1309 00:57:28,661 --> 00:57:31,345 Yeah. I had no idea you could juggle like that. 1310 00:57:31,441 --> 00:57:33,466 - Yeah, well... - I mean, women yes, china no. 1311 00:57:33,562 --> 00:57:36,741 - Yeah, I know. - You're always amazing. 1312 00:57:38,675 --> 00:57:40,592 Come here. 1313 00:57:46,356 --> 00:57:49,091 - See you in Scotland soon, okay? 1314 00:57:49,187 --> 00:57:51,246 Yeah, see you over there. 1315 00:57:53,075 --> 00:57:54,993 I'll miss you. 1316 00:58:02,997 --> 00:58:04,914 Scotland... 1317 00:58:14,157 --> 00:58:16,076 Come, baby. 1318 00:58:19,838 --> 00:58:21,110 He likes you. 1319 00:58:21,206 --> 00:58:23,124 - Hi. - Hey. 1320 00:58:23,999 --> 00:58:24,958 - Nice dogs. 1321 00:58:25,054 --> 00:58:26,751 This is Hamish and this is Callum. 1322 00:58:26,847 --> 00:58:28,879 - Callum? - Yeah. 1323 00:58:30,119 --> 00:58:31,270 What kind of dog is that? 1324 00:58:31,366 --> 00:58:33,732 - He's a Scottie. - A Scottie? 1325 00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:38,279 That's perfect. Fuckin Scottie... 1326 00:58:47,641 --> 00:58:49,905 I've never felt like this before. 1327 00:58:50,001 --> 00:58:51,152 So hopeless. 1328 00:58:51,248 --> 00:58:52,798 So, tell me again, why you... 1329 00:58:52,894 --> 00:58:54,553 agreed to be the Maid of Honor? 1330 00:58:54,649 --> 00:58:56,782 To be with her, make her happy. 1331 00:58:56,877 --> 00:58:59,786 Figure out some way to get her off of him. 1332 00:58:59,882 --> 00:59:01,586 Maybe that was all wrong. Maybe he's... 1333 00:59:01,682 --> 00:59:02,667 better for her than me. 1334 00:59:02,763 --> 00:59:04,786 He's Scottish, he can dunk, he's perfect. 1335 00:59:04,882 --> 00:59:06,962 Nobody's perfect. But I tell you, 1336 00:59:07,058 --> 00:59:09,073 this whiskey comes damn close... 1337 00:59:09,170 --> 00:59:11,988 It was a gift from Colin. He made it. 1338 00:59:12,084 --> 00:59:14,002 Swell. 1339 00:59:14,243 --> 00:59:18,074 I can't go. I can't watch Hannah marry this guy. 1340 00:59:18,643 --> 00:59:20,628 She's moving to Scotland, I've lost her already. 1341 00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:21,684 - Crap. 1342 00:59:21,780 --> 00:59:23,348 '...Love something, set it free'. 1343 00:59:23,444 --> 00:59:27,194 Said by a pussy and used by pussies ever since. 1344 00:59:28,204 --> 00:59:30,142 - Casablanca.'Bogie' put's her on a plane. 1345 00:59:30,238 --> 00:59:31,197 Pussy. 1346 00:59:31,292 --> 00:59:33,820 - 'Bogie’s a pussy? - Big pussy. 1347 00:59:34,765 --> 00:59:37,509 You know, I've only truly been in love once. 1348 00:59:37,605 --> 00:59:39,899 Most amazing woman in the world. 1349 00:59:39,995 --> 00:59:41,630 She was my best friend. 1350 00:59:41,726 --> 00:59:45,446 But I was young, stupid, and I messed it up. 1351 00:59:46,046 --> 00:59:49,079 In my great list of mistakes, that was the greatest. 1352 00:59:49,175 --> 00:59:51,607 - Who was this? - Your mother. 1353 00:59:53,286 --> 00:59:55,436 When I finally found out how stupid 1354 00:59:55,532 --> 00:59:57,871 I was and I decided to fight for it... 1355 00:59:57,967 --> 00:59:59,886 I was too late. 1356 01:00:00,888 --> 01:00:03,007 She wouldn't take me back. 1357 01:00:03,368 --> 01:00:05,286 She was right. 1358 01:00:06,647 --> 01:00:09,175 And then it really was too late. 1359 01:00:15,528 --> 01:00:20,249 By the way... I'm getting another divorce. 1360 01:00:24,449 --> 01:00:26,368 Dad... 1361 01:00:30,450 --> 01:00:33,329 Hey... Go and get her, you pussy. 1362 01:00:36,531 --> 01:00:37,495 - What about the dresses? 1363 01:00:37,591 --> 01:00:39,203 UPS are delivering them tomorrow morning. 1364 01:00:39,299 --> 01:00:42,152 - I gave you the tracking address... 1365 01:00:42,171 --> 01:00:43,275 I got it. 1366 01:00:43,370 --> 01:00:46,323 So, Colin and Hannah are gonna meet everyone at the house... 1367 01:00:46,419 --> 01:00:48,338 - Okay. - Great. 1368 01:00:48,692 --> 01:00:49,924 - Thomas. - Yeah? 1369 01:00:50,020 --> 01:00:51,404 Go get 'em, Maid of Honor. 1370 01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:52,459 - Yeah. 1371 01:00:52,554 --> 01:00:54,679 Make this the perfect wedding. 1372 01:00:54,774 --> 01:00:57,984 - And steal the bride. - Thanks, guys. Thanks. 1373 01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:00,325 Thanks for everything, man. Thank you so much, alright? 1374 01:01:00,421 --> 01:01:01,380 - Alright, baby. 1375 01:01:01,476 --> 01:01:03,676 Alright. Alright, alright. Get out of here. 1376 01:01:03,772 --> 01:01:05,691 I'll see you later. 1377 01:01:12,654 --> 01:01:16,847 - This is like a fairy tale. - Hannah is SO lucky. 1378 01:01:16,943 --> 01:01:18,927 - I know. - I wish I was her. 1379 01:01:19,023 --> 01:01:21,203 - How has she ever found such a great guy? 1380 01:01:21,299 --> 01:01:22,365 We'll come visit her. 1381 01:01:22,461 --> 01:01:24,909 - I know... - Look at the time. 1382 01:01:52,178 --> 01:01:54,095 What's your name? 1383 01:01:54,106 --> 01:01:56,898 You're a pretty dog. I love you. 1384 01:02:04,339 --> 01:02:05,432 - That's his house? 1385 01:02:05,528 --> 01:02:07,403 No, isn't this the summer house? 1386 01:02:07,499 --> 01:02:09,398 The McMurray's have homes for each... 1387 01:02:09,494 --> 01:02:11,764 season. This summer home, is their smallest. 1388 01:02:11,860 --> 01:02:14,332 They also have an Autumn home, a Winter home, a Spring... 1389 01:02:14,428 --> 01:02:16,172 I know the seasons, thanks, buddy. 1390 01:02:16,267 --> 01:02:17,572 Somebody's richer thank you, Tom. 1391 01:02:17,668 --> 01:02:20,104 I guess you are gonna have to... 1392 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,727 invent something even stupider. 1393 01:02:41,582 --> 01:02:43,500 Oh, my God. 1394 01:02:49,143 --> 01:02:51,480 The entire castle was actually build... 1395 01:02:51,576 --> 01:02:52,535 in 1220... 1396 01:02:52,631 --> 01:02:55,260 - This is incredible, isn't it? 1397 01:02:55,356 --> 01:02:57,128 Yes...Wow... 1398 01:02:57,224 --> 01:02:59,594 Grandma Pearl, Joan, this is... 1399 01:02:59,690 --> 01:03:02,870 my mother, Diedre and my father, Mungo. 1400 01:03:05,024 --> 01:03:06,617 - How do you do? - How do you do? 1401 01:03:06,712 --> 01:03:07,064 - How do you do? 1402 01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:07,937 Nice to meet you, Joan. Pleasure. 1403 01:03:08,033 --> 01:03:09,457 - Thank you. - Nice to meet you. 1404 01:03:09,553 --> 01:03:10,926 Everyone, I want you to meet someone... 1405 01:03:11,022 --> 01:03:12,177 who is so special to my Hannah... 1406 01:03:12,272 --> 01:03:14,965 and who has been her life-long friend, 1407 01:03:15,061 --> 01:03:17,249 and now her Maid of Honor, Tom. 1408 01:03:17,345 --> 01:03:18,304 - Hi, how is... 1409 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,737 Did he just say he's the Maid of Honor... 1410 01:03:20,833 --> 01:03:21,817 He's a bloke?. 1411 01:03:21,913 --> 01:03:23,569 - How do you do? - Very good, thank you. 1412 01:03:23,665 --> 01:03:25,139 - Mungo. - Mungo, pleasure. Thank you. 1413 01:03:25,235 --> 01:03:27,339 Definitely gay. 1414 01:03:27,435 --> 01:03:29,775 And these are the bridesmaids. 1415 01:03:29,871 --> 01:03:32,317 Hillary, Stephanie and Melissa. 1416 01:03:32,387 --> 01:03:33,898 - How do you do? - Hello. 1417 01:03:33,994 --> 01:03:34,954 - Hi. 1418 01:03:35,050 --> 01:03:38,052 Nice that you could come. How do you do? 1419 01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:40,066 How do you do? 1420 01:03:41,588 --> 01:03:45,452 - So... what do you think? - I think, they think I'm gay. 1421 01:03:45,548 --> 01:03:47,660 Look can we get together, talk, catch up? 1422 01:03:47,756 --> 01:03:49,595 - Tom, do wanna see your chamber? 1423 01:03:49,691 --> 01:03:50,100 Love to. 1424 01:03:50,196 --> 01:03:52,560 - Okay, follow me - Thank you. 1425 01:04:02,870 --> 01:04:04,788 Thank you. 1426 01:04:05,030 --> 01:04:06,948 Thank you. 1427 01:04:07,109 --> 01:04:09,632 Now then... I think just a few more... 1428 01:04:09,728 --> 01:04:12,455 sprigs of jipsoffle at the front there... 1429 01:04:12,551 --> 01:04:14,469 Lovely. 1430 01:04:14,671 --> 01:04:17,703 - What do you guys think? - Oh.. It is gorgeous... 1431 01:04:17,799 --> 01:04:19,522 - It is so pretty... With the veil... 1432 01:04:19,618 --> 01:04:20,863 So shiny, and the volume... 1433 01:04:20,959 --> 01:04:22,997 Tom... What do you think? 1434 01:04:23,631 --> 01:04:28,072 Of...? The hair. Yeah, it... 1435 01:04:28,632 --> 01:04:31,313 This sash will go on the dress. 1436 01:04:32,232 --> 01:04:34,632 - Really? - Tradition. 1437 01:04:37,272 --> 01:04:38,465 What's up with that? 1438 01:04:38,561 --> 01:04:39,625 Well... 1439 01:04:39,721 --> 01:04:42,546 I'm not.. entirely sure... 1440 01:04:42,642 --> 01:04:45,057 Oh no, you see... It's attached up here... 1441 01:04:45,153 --> 01:04:46,601 Tom, you're the Maid of Honor, 1442 01:04:46,697 --> 01:04:48,345 it's good to just be supportive... 1443 01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:50,266 - I'm supportive. - I don't think you are. 1444 01:04:50,362 --> 01:04:51,666 - No, I am. - Listen to me... 1445 01:04:51,762 --> 01:04:53,938 You're doing good, you're good... 1446 01:04:54,034 --> 01:04:55,659 Hannah... 1447 01:04:55,754 --> 01:04:59,395 Actually, your hair... Looks amazing. 1448 01:04:59,715 --> 01:05:01,633 - Really? - Yes. 1449 01:05:02,716 --> 01:05:04,478 The games will be starting soon. 1450 01:05:04,574 --> 01:05:05,827 Here are your costumes. 1451 01:05:05,923 --> 01:05:08,027 - Games? - Costumes. 1452 01:05:08,123 --> 01:05:10,268 - Our costumes? - What do you mean, games? 1453 01:05:10,364 --> 01:05:11,667 The Highland games. 1454 01:05:11,763 --> 01:05:14,349 It's a tradition, in honor of the wedding. 1455 01:05:14,445 --> 01:05:16,788 It goes right back to the time when the groom had to prove... 1456 01:05:16,884 --> 01:05:19,169 that he was man enough to deserve the bride. 1457 01:05:19,265 --> 01:05:22,301 If he didn't win, he didn't get the bride. 1458 01:05:22,397 --> 01:05:24,516 No problem for my Colin... 1459 01:05:29,118 --> 01:05:32,542 Welcome, one and all to the Highland Games. 1460 01:05:32,837 --> 01:05:34,363 Men have travelled from all four... 1461 01:05:34,459 --> 01:05:35,849 corners of this great country... 1462 01:05:35,945 --> 01:05:38,771 to compete in feats of strength and agility. 1463 01:05:38,867 --> 01:05:43,595 But only one warrior will be man enough to claim the bride. 1464 01:05:45,198 --> 01:05:47,902 One warrior that needs no introduction... 1465 01:05:47,998 --> 01:05:50,031 is our very own Colin McMurray. 1466 01:05:50,127 --> 01:05:52,391 - Isn't Colin handsome? - And coming up, 1467 01:05:52,487 --> 01:05:55,230 here, all the way from America. 1468 01:05:55,326 --> 01:05:57,800 Hannah's Maid of Honor, Tom. 1469 01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,085 Who I think you can all agree, 1470 01:06:01,181 --> 01:06:04,065 is wearing a rather fetching mini-kilt. 1471 01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:07,830 - Who was in charge of that? - I have no idea. 1472 01:06:29,523 --> 01:06:31,915 They're really giving their all. 1473 01:06:32,011 --> 01:06:35,104 And we're running neck and neck... 1474 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,924 A Scottish man against a Yank. 1475 01:06:38,563 --> 01:06:40,189 Ladies and gentlemen, 1476 01:06:40,285 --> 01:06:42,840 the result of today's Highland Games... 1477 01:06:42,936 --> 01:06:44,757 rests upon the 'Cable Toss'. 1478 01:06:44,853 --> 01:06:47,696 The competition is down to 2 competitors. 1479 01:06:47,792 --> 01:06:50,238 A tree... We're tossing a tree? 1480 01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:55,803 What a toss. 1481 01:06:56,886 --> 01:06:58,804 Way to go, Colin. 1482 01:06:58,813 --> 01:07:02,075 Okay, Tom. Let's see what you're made of. 1483 01:07:02,366 --> 01:07:05,399 The whole competition rests on this throw. 1484 01:07:05,495 --> 01:07:08,278 Look at that Yankee.. 1485 01:07:08,374 --> 01:07:10,292 Alright. Okay.. 1486 01:07:11,847 --> 01:07:14,487 Come on, Tom. Oh gosh... 1487 01:07:14,767 --> 01:07:17,200 Okay. I can do this. I can do this. Okay. 1488 01:07:17,295 --> 01:07:19,213 Here we go. Great. 1489 01:07:19,648 --> 01:07:21,567 Okay. Okay. 1490 01:07:22,488 --> 01:07:23,640 Here we go. Here we go. 1491 01:07:23,736 --> 01:07:25,654 Here we go, Oh... 1492 01:07:26,728 --> 01:07:28,647 Watch out, watch out. 1493 01:07:43,850 --> 01:07:47,529 That's gonna cost the Yank the gold medal. 1494 01:07:49,131 --> 01:07:50,090 - What an ass. 1495 01:07:50,186 --> 01:07:52,883 And the winner of the Highland Games is, 1496 01:07:52,979 --> 01:07:55,611 our very own Colin McMurray. 1497 01:08:06,092 --> 01:08:08,011 That's great. 1498 01:08:08,413 --> 01:08:12,644 *For my love is like a melody*... 1499 01:08:12,740 --> 01:08:15,564 *That sweetly played in June*... 1500 01:08:15,659 --> 01:08:19,646 *As fair art thou, my bonny lass*... 1501 01:08:19,742 --> 01:08:22,925 *say deep in love am I*... 1502 01:08:23,021 --> 01:08:28,586 *And I will love thee still, my dear*... 1503 01:08:28,682 --> 01:08:32,175 *till all the seas gang dry*... 1504 01:08:33,374 --> 01:08:38,534 *And I will love thee still, My dear*... 1505 01:08:38,775 --> 01:08:43,976 *Though t'were 10 thousand miles*. 1506 01:08:47,416 --> 01:08:48,848 Well done, My boy. 1507 01:08:48,944 --> 01:08:50,862 Well done. 1508 01:08:52,775 --> 01:08:54,240 That was so.... 1509 01:08:54,336 --> 01:08:56,255 Well done, my boy. 1510 01:09:04,138 --> 01:09:06,862 Robert Burns, who wrote that song, 1511 01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:09,485 is Scotland's most famous poet. 1512 01:09:11,857 --> 01:09:14,038 No, no, Auntie. We haven't had any 'bairns' yet, 1513 01:09:14,134 --> 01:09:15,570 so we haven't got any names yet. 1514 01:09:15,666 --> 01:09:17,130 'Bairns' means children. 1515 01:09:17,226 --> 01:09:18,966 I'm so sorry, I'm having a hard... 1516 01:09:19,062 --> 01:09:20,643 time understanding your accent. 1517 01:09:20,739 --> 01:09:22,819 - 'Ethel'. - Excuse me? 1518 01:09:23,379 --> 01:09:25,532 It's a name, for the children. 1519 01:09:25,628 --> 01:09:27,579 - 'Ethel'. - 'Ethel'... 1520 01:09:28,619 --> 01:09:30,538 Little Ethel. 1521 01:09:31,899 --> 01:09:35,180 Yeah. We won't be naming our child Ethel. 1522 01:09:35,821 --> 01:09:37,684 Maybe if he was a teenager... 1523 01:09:37,780 --> 01:09:39,892 My mother's third cousin was the Duke of Ethel. 1524 01:09:39,988 --> 01:09:42,662 We're a long line of 'Ethel’s'. 1525 01:09:43,502 --> 01:09:45,635 Maybe... Maybe we'll keep... 1526 01:09:45,731 --> 01:09:48,992 it in the mix, maybe as a middle name... 1527 01:09:59,662 --> 01:10:02,701 - So, Hannah, do you like the venison? 1528 01:10:02,797 --> 01:10:03,967 It's delicious. 1529 01:10:04,063 --> 01:10:07,015 Colin shot it. He's a wonderful Shot. 1530 01:10:07,111 --> 01:10:09,016 - Stop, mum. You'll make me blush. 1531 01:10:09,112 --> 01:10:11,648 And this is the moment. I've just remembered. 1532 01:10:11,744 --> 01:10:14,775 - What moment is that? - When Colin killed the deer. 1533 01:10:14,871 --> 01:10:16,789 I filmed it. 1534 01:10:19,665 --> 01:10:21,865 Right between the eyes. 1535 01:10:23,984 --> 01:10:26,739 In fact, everything we are eating... 1536 01:10:26,835 --> 01:10:29,363 this evening, Colin has killed. 1537 01:10:29,785 --> 01:10:31,370 - To Colin. - To Colin. 1538 01:10:31,466 --> 01:10:33,384 In your honor, Hannah. 1539 01:10:34,025 --> 01:10:35,982 That is so thoughtful... 1540 01:10:36,225 --> 01:10:39,976 I'm so sorry, I didn't kill anything for you... 1541 01:10:45,946 --> 01:10:48,279 Gosh... What did you get? 1542 01:10:48,375 --> 01:10:50,819 - Uhm... - I love chocolate. 1543 01:10:50,915 --> 01:10:53,186 Don't... Don't do that. 1544 01:10:53,947 --> 01:10:55,866 You want some... 1545 01:10:57,228 --> 01:10:59,266 Here. I'll give you some. 1546 01:11:09,669 --> 01:11:11,949 Excuse me. Reverend... 1547 01:11:14,229 --> 01:11:17,741 Excuse me, sir. There you go. Wonderful dinner, by the way. 1548 01:11:17,837 --> 01:11:19,723 - Delighted, Tom. - And your wife is beautiful. 1549 01:11:19,818 --> 01:11:21,736 Thank you very much. 1550 01:11:22,230 --> 01:11:24,148 - Thanks. - Cheers. 1551 01:11:25,710 --> 01:11:28,001 A little birdie tells me that Colin personally... 1552 01:11:28,097 --> 01:11:30,054 slayed each one of these reindeer heads... 1553 01:11:30,150 --> 01:11:32,069 - Tom... - Alright. 1554 01:11:32,079 --> 01:11:33,703 I say 'a little birdie told me'. 1555 01:11:33,799 --> 01:11:35,895 He would have told me, but Colin shot it. 1556 01:11:35,991 --> 01:11:37,909 Listen, seriously... 1557 01:11:38,031 --> 01:11:41,495 Can we go somewhere private and talk? It's important. 1558 01:11:41,591 --> 01:11:44,433 - Yeah. - Should we go? 1559 01:11:47,792 --> 01:11:49,710 Bagpipes... 1560 01:11:50,792 --> 01:11:52,984 Oh, My God... 1561 01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:56,021 He's been playing the bag pipes ever since... 1562 01:11:56,117 --> 01:11:58,858 he was 3 years old. Practices every night. 1563 01:11:58,953 --> 01:12:01,433 - Every night? - Never misses. 1564 01:12:04,674 --> 01:12:07,308 - What kind of necklace is that? 1565 01:12:07,404 --> 01:12:10,625 They're glow-in-the-dark thunder beets. 1566 01:12:22,156 --> 01:12:25,396 - Hi, mom. - I have something for you. 1567 01:12:28,716 --> 01:12:31,676 - Some evening, huh? - Yes... 1568 01:12:33,797 --> 01:12:35,670 This is so you can have a little... 1569 01:12:35,766 --> 01:12:36,981 piece of home with you. 1570 01:12:37,077 --> 01:12:38,995 Thank you. 1571 01:12:41,477 --> 01:12:43,917 Look at you... 1572 01:12:44,518 --> 01:12:48,478 There's you and Melissa. You were about 5 there. 1573 01:12:51,359 --> 01:12:52,711 Do you remember this? 1574 01:12:52,807 --> 01:12:55,414 It was taken at the lake, when you father... 1575 01:12:55,510 --> 01:12:58,783 broke his arm, because of that silly motorcycle of his. 1576 01:12:58,879 --> 01:13:02,511 - I miss dad so much - Me too, Sweetheart. 1577 01:13:02,607 --> 01:13:04,863 I just wish that he could have been here. 1578 01:13:04,959 --> 01:13:08,223 He was always so worried, I was never gonna meet anyone. 1579 01:13:08,319 --> 01:13:11,152 - No, he wasn't. - That's Paris. 1580 01:13:11,248 --> 01:13:13,544 He could be so 'off days' sometimes... 1581 01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:15,032 What? 1582 01:13:15,128 --> 01:13:18,602 Well, it's just... He was always convinced... 1583 01:13:18,698 --> 01:13:21,145 that you were gonna marry Tom. 1584 01:13:21,201 --> 01:13:23,119 Really? 1585 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:29,723 - I'll see you in the morning. - Good night, My Angel. 1586 01:13:31,682 --> 01:13:33,601 It's pulling off a band aid. 1587 01:13:33,696 --> 01:13:36,666 You just have to close your eyes and do it. 1588 01:13:36,762 --> 01:13:38,535 - I just haven't found the right time. 1589 01:13:38,631 --> 01:13:40,546 What are you talking about, 'right time'? 1590 01:13:40,642 --> 01:13:43,299 Anytime is the right time to say... 1591 01:13:43,395 --> 01:13:45,095 'I love you, marry me'. 1592 01:13:45,191 --> 01:13:46,151 - Right. 1593 01:13:46,247 --> 01:13:47,748 Come on, what are you there for, man? 1594 01:13:47,844 --> 01:13:51,068 Take the shot, win the game and bring her home. 1595 01:13:51,164 --> 01:13:52,713 And stop running up my long-distance... 1596 01:13:52,809 --> 01:13:54,195 phone bill with these crazy calls.. 1597 01:13:54,291 --> 01:13:57,404 Right, right okay. Thanks, Felix. 1598 01:13:58,525 --> 01:14:01,330 God, come on. You can do this, Tom. 1599 01:14:01,426 --> 01:14:04,523 What's wrong with me? You can do this. 1600 01:14:15,206 --> 01:14:16,158 - Hey. - Hey. 1601 01:14:16,254 --> 01:14:19,518 I thought we could go for a walk and work on the vows. 1602 01:14:19,614 --> 01:14:23,120 - Good idea. I need some help. - Good. Okay. 1603 01:14:26,247 --> 01:14:28,079 - What do you think? - I think a lot of things. 1604 01:14:28,175 --> 01:14:29,266 I've been working on them all week... 1605 01:14:29,362 --> 01:14:30,638 and I actually think they're getting worse. 1606 01:14:30,734 --> 01:14:32,334 At first I went for the 'emotion'. 1607 01:14:32,430 --> 01:14:34,080 I thought: 'What if Colin does it'? 1608 01:14:34,176 --> 01:14:35,520 Then I tried to be funny... 1609 01:14:35,616 --> 01:14:36,964 I don't know if Scots have the same... 1610 01:14:37,059 --> 01:14:38,040 sense of humor as Americans. 1611 01:14:38,135 --> 01:14:39,416 So now I am back to something basic... 1612 01:14:39,512 --> 01:14:40,586 and I totally think I've geared... 1613 01:14:40,682 --> 01:14:41,560 off into something boring... 1614 01:14:41,656 --> 01:14:42,520 I'm crazy about you. 1615 01:14:42,616 --> 01:14:44,237 I think of you all the time and 1616 01:14:44,333 --> 01:14:46,601 I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. 1617 01:14:46,697 --> 01:14:48,353 Really? 1618 01:14:48,449 --> 01:14:49,641 Really. 1619 01:14:49,737 --> 01:14:52,040 - That's so 'generic'. - Generic? 1620 01:14:52,136 --> 01:14:53,881 - Yeah. - Generic? 1621 01:14:53,977 --> 01:14:55,601 - It totally is. - How can that be generic? 1622 01:14:55,697 --> 01:14:59,121 It sounds like something you're supposed... 1623 01:14:59,129 --> 01:15:02,635 to say instead of what your really feeling. 1624 01:15:03,171 --> 01:15:05,089 Alright. How about... 1625 01:15:08,330 --> 01:15:12,326 Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. 1626 01:15:13,412 --> 01:15:15,330 You're my best friend. 1627 01:15:17,611 --> 01:15:20,171 I just wanna be with you. 1628 01:15:21,171 --> 01:15:25,012 Look, look. There she is. 1629 01:15:26,252 --> 01:15:28,524 Let's go, let's go. 1630 01:15:28,620 --> 01:15:31,392 - Hannah, let's go. - What is this? 1631 01:15:31,813 --> 01:15:33,917 - It's her 'taking out'. - Her... What? 1632 01:15:34,013 --> 01:15:35,163 We dress her up and then we... 1633 01:15:35,259 --> 01:15:36,726 parade around one of the pubs in town. 1634 01:15:36,822 --> 01:15:38,405 - That's weird... - It's tradition. 1635 01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:38,944 - Really? 1636 01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:40,846 Then we fill a toilet with salt... 1637 01:15:40,942 --> 01:15:43,166 and we sell your kisses for change. 1638 01:15:43,262 --> 01:15:46,494 - Sell your kisses? - Yep. 1639 01:15:48,054 --> 01:15:51,967 Come on, it's like a Scottish Bachelorette-party. 1640 01:15:54,494 --> 01:15:56,495 Okay, Okay... 1641 01:16:07,095 --> 01:16:10,296 - Okay, come on. 1642 01:16:20,137 --> 01:16:23,977 Change for kisses. Right there... 1643 01:16:24,978 --> 01:16:26,896 Instead of Whiskeys. 1644 01:16:27,938 --> 01:16:29,683 It's her 'taking-out'. 1645 01:16:29,779 --> 01:16:32,469 She's got the breath of an angel. 1646 01:17:09,661 --> 01:17:13,262 One more, alright, alright. 1647 01:17:18,022 --> 01:17:19,774 - Another. - Another. 1648 01:17:19,870 --> 01:17:21,788 Thank you. 1649 01:17:25,184 --> 01:17:27,102 This is all I have. 1650 01:18:10,307 --> 01:18:12,972 - Oh, my God. My God, you guys. 1651 01:18:13,068 --> 01:18:14,372 Let's go. 1652 01:18:14,468 --> 01:18:17,428 We have to get more kisses. 1653 01:18:18,268 --> 01:18:20,187 Kisses. 1654 01:19:21,754 --> 01:19:23,946 - I can't take it anymore. - What are you doing? 1655 01:19:24,042 --> 01:19:24,985 - Let's do it again. - No. 1656 01:19:25,081 --> 01:19:27,067 - For old time's sake... - Don't take that off. 1657 01:19:27,163 --> 01:19:29,237 - I need to make this up to you... 1658 01:19:29,333 --> 01:19:30,658 Don't... take... this. 1659 01:19:30,754 --> 01:19:33,586 No, I'm really unhappy. 1660 01:19:33,682 --> 01:19:34,507 - That's fine. - Tom... 1661 01:19:34,604 --> 01:19:37,220 - It's okay. It's okay... - I'm not happy at all. 1662 01:19:37,315 --> 01:19:39,288 - Get up... - And I am in a really... 1663 01:19:39,384 --> 01:19:42,875 confusing place in my life right now... 1664 01:19:44,076 --> 01:19:45,548 - Confusing? - Listen... 1665 01:19:45,644 --> 01:19:48,460 - I have had some whiskey... - I can tell. 1666 01:19:48,556 --> 01:19:50,549 And I need you to 'service' me. 1667 01:19:50,645 --> 01:19:52,385 - 'Service' you? I not gonna 'service you'... 1668 01:19:52,481 --> 01:19:53,228 'Service me', bitch. 1669 01:19:53,324 --> 01:19:54,821 - Oh, my... 'Service me'. 1670 01:19:54,917 --> 01:19:57,109 - Be quiet. - You be quiet. 1671 01:19:57,205 --> 01:19:59,149 Everyone's sleeping... 1672 01:19:59,245 --> 01:20:01,109 - Get down. - You can't get down. 1673 01:20:01,205 --> 01:20:02,069 You can't... 1674 01:20:02,165 --> 01:20:04,286 - Be quiet. - You be quiet. 1675 01:20:04,439 --> 01:20:07,758 No. No. Get off. 1676 01:20:09,557 --> 01:20:11,518 Wait... Wait... 1677 01:20:11,838 --> 01:20:14,692 - Hannah... - Bring me more whiskey. 1678 01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:19,303 Hannah. 1679 01:20:19,399 --> 01:20:21,431 It's Tom, let me in. Let me in. 1680 01:20:21,527 --> 01:20:22,992 Go away, Tom. 1681 01:20:23,087 --> 01:20:25,151 No. Let me explain. It's not what you think. 1682 01:20:25,247 --> 01:20:27,352 - It doesn't matter now. - Yes it does. Why did you... 1683 01:20:27,448 --> 01:20:28,407 - Just... Go. 1684 01:20:28,503 --> 01:20:30,232 I'll go. Just tell me, why... 1685 01:20:30,328 --> 01:20:32,285 did you come to my room? 1686 01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:37,792 Hannah... Why did you come to the room? 1687 01:20:37,888 --> 01:20:40,241 To talk about that kiss. 1688 01:20:46,361 --> 01:20:49,641 Please, don't... Don't marry him. 1689 01:20:50,402 --> 01:20:52,946 - All these years, Tom... - Don't marry him... 1690 01:20:53,042 --> 01:20:55,242 All this time... 1691 01:20:55,443 --> 01:20:58,554 - You're doing this now? - I know... 1692 01:20:58,650 --> 01:21:01,635 - How can you do this? - I'm sorry... Just let me in. 1693 01:21:01,730 --> 01:21:04,836 - No. I can't. - Let me in. 1694 01:21:04,931 --> 01:21:07,760 You're only doing this now because... 1695 01:21:07,856 --> 01:21:10,140 you are afraid of losing me. 1696 01:21:12,004 --> 01:21:15,427 I need someone who's gonna be there for me, 1697 01:21:15,484 --> 01:21:17,565 no matter what happens. 1698 01:21:21,365 --> 01:21:24,965 Someone who truly... Loves me. 1699 01:21:28,446 --> 01:21:30,486 Someone I can trust. 1700 01:21:37,526 --> 01:21:41,887 I'm marrying Colin tomorrow... Tom. 1701 01:21:59,369 --> 01:22:01,732 I can't be your Maid of Honor. 1702 01:22:03,088 --> 01:22:05,009 I can't give you away. 1703 01:22:13,009 --> 01:22:14,928 I'm sorry, Hannah. 1704 01:22:16,531 --> 01:22:19,302 I'm sorry, you and Tom had a fight. 1705 01:22:19,931 --> 01:22:21,848 I'm his best friend. 1706 01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:25,056 He's just afraid of loosing me. 1707 01:22:27,331 --> 01:22:30,011 - He'll get over it. - Ay. 1708 01:22:58,454 --> 01:23:00,845 - Suck it. Suck it. - I am. 1709 01:23:00,941 --> 01:23:02,967 - Okay. Suck it in. Breath in... 1710 01:23:03,062 --> 01:23:06,047 - Hold it... - I'm trying, my God.. 1711 01:23:06,143 --> 01:23:08,247 - I'll hold it in. - Okay. Alright, alright. 1712 01:23:08,342 --> 01:23:12,896 - Give it to me.. - 1, 2, 3... 1713 01:23:14,975 --> 01:23:17,207 - Is it?... - Oh, My God. 1714 01:23:17,303 --> 01:23:18,948 - It fits, it fits. 1715 01:23:19,043 --> 01:23:21,736 - It fits. - Well done. 1716 01:23:22,456 --> 01:23:25,309 - Oh no. No, no... - My God... no... 1717 01:23:51,098 --> 01:23:53,610 - Why are we stopping? - An early flock. 1718 01:23:53,706 --> 01:23:55,625 A... What? 1719 01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:13,818 Hi, Sweetheart. 1720 01:24:37,943 --> 01:24:39,860 I remember you. 1721 01:24:40,583 --> 01:24:42,500 Hey. 1722 01:24:43,023 --> 01:24:44,941 Hi. 1723 01:24:52,864 --> 01:24:54,784 I love you too. 1724 01:24:55,186 --> 01:24:57,103 Thank you. 1725 01:24:58,105 --> 01:25:00,550 Turn around, I have to go back. 1726 01:25:25,827 --> 01:25:27,745 Oh, no. 1727 01:25:29,267 --> 01:25:33,101 Oh no. Shit... Shit. 1728 01:25:33,197 --> 01:25:34,885 - Hey, I need another ferry-boat. 1729 01:25:34,981 --> 01:25:36,301 We only got the one ferry. 1730 01:25:36,397 --> 01:25:37,356 - What? 1731 01:25:37,452 --> 01:25:39,852 And it's waiting over there for the ceremony to finish. 1732 01:25:39,948 --> 01:25:41,536 - Is there another way to get there? 1733 01:25:41,632 --> 01:25:42,220 You can drive. 1734 01:25:42,316 --> 01:25:43,010 - Drive... How long? 1735 01:25:43,106 --> 01:25:44,541 It will take about an hour and a half... 1736 01:25:44,637 --> 01:25:46,061 - That's too long. - You can swim. 1737 01:25:46,157 --> 01:25:46,526 - Swim?.. 1738 01:25:46,622 --> 01:25:48,381 Or you can go on trip around the shore. 1739 01:25:48,477 --> 01:25:52,227 - That will take a wee while. - Shore, right... 1740 01:25:52,630 --> 01:25:55,782 A horse. A horse. Hey, I need your horse. 1741 01:25:55,878 --> 01:25:57,796 - My horse? - Yes. 1742 01:25:58,510 --> 01:26:00,823 - Come down from there. - I need to get to the church. 1743 01:26:00,919 --> 01:26:02,026 What do think you're planning, you... 1744 01:26:02,122 --> 01:26:03,103 great fool? You'll hurt yourself. 1745 01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:04,157 I'll give you 3 cents for... 1746 01:26:04,252 --> 01:26:05,463 every coffee collar used worldwide. 1747 01:26:05,559 --> 01:26:06,518 - What? 1748 01:26:06,613 --> 01:26:07,855 Do you have any idea how much money that is? 1749 01:26:07,951 --> 01:26:09,543 Good luck to you, then. Her name's Nancy. 1750 01:26:09,639 --> 01:26:13,797 - I'll see you over there - Thanks. Nancy, let's go. 1751 01:26:15,672 --> 01:26:18,197 Stick to the shore... Pass the... 1752 01:26:18,293 --> 01:26:21,229 monument, the church is on the left. 1753 01:26:21,553 --> 01:26:24,195 What, in the name of the wee man, 1754 01:26:24,291 --> 01:26:26,209 is a 'Coffee collar'? 1755 01:26:26,552 --> 01:26:28,470 Go, Nancy. 1756 01:26:32,674 --> 01:26:36,026 This is just what this nice dress needs... 1757 01:26:36,121 --> 01:26:40,606 and it goes across the dress. It looks really beautiful. 1758 01:27:03,036 --> 01:27:04,953 Please, be seated. 1759 01:27:06,997 --> 01:27:09,749 We are gathered here together, in the sight of God... 1760 01:27:09,845 --> 01:27:10,692 - Give me your pin... 1761 01:27:10,788 --> 01:27:12,061 to witness this congregation... 1762 01:27:12,157 --> 01:27:14,677 To join together this man... 1763 01:27:19,557 --> 01:27:22,004 This is a celebration of love. 1764 01:27:22,438 --> 01:27:24,156 For Colin, it's through the memories... 1765 01:27:24,252 --> 01:27:25,471 of seeing his parent's love. 1766 01:27:25,567 --> 01:27:27,311 - ...As a child. - It looks very nice. 1767 01:27:27,406 --> 01:27:29,161 And for Hannah, it's... 1768 01:27:29,257 --> 01:27:32,110 through the paintings of Modigliani. 1769 01:27:32,126 --> 01:27:34,803 Therefore, if any man can show just cause... 1770 01:27:34,899 --> 01:27:37,512 why these two may not be joined together... 1771 01:27:37,608 --> 01:27:41,194 Let him now speak, or forever hold his peace. 1772 01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:49,558 Tom? 1773 01:27:56,321 --> 01:27:58,065 Tom? 1774 01:27:58,161 --> 01:28:00,079 Tom. 1775 01:28:00,322 --> 01:28:02,962 Tom. Tom? 1776 01:28:04,442 --> 01:28:06,360 Tom. 1777 01:28:07,042 --> 01:28:09,082 Tom... 1778 01:28:10,922 --> 01:28:12,114 Tom. 1779 01:28:12,210 --> 01:28:14,867 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I think so. 1780 01:28:14,963 --> 01:28:17,047 - Tom, what are you doing here? 1781 01:28:17,143 --> 01:28:19,227 I have to tell you something... 1782 01:28:19,322 --> 01:28:21,240 Hannah... 1783 01:28:23,404 --> 01:28:24,636 Your hair looks awful. 1784 01:28:24,732 --> 01:28:25,916 - It does? - Yeah. 1785 01:28:26,012 --> 01:28:27,968 - What? - And the sash... 1786 01:28:28,883 --> 01:28:30,801 It sucks. 1787 01:28:32,324 --> 01:28:34,243 But that hair... 1788 01:28:34,925 --> 01:28:37,212 - It's like a co-op for parakeets. 1789 01:28:37,308 --> 01:28:38,749 What? 1790 01:28:38,845 --> 01:28:41,118 Look... Hannah... 1791 01:28:41,214 --> 01:28:43,668 I pride myself with being honest... 1792 01:28:43,764 --> 01:28:44,789 with everybody. 1793 01:28:44,885 --> 01:28:47,883 But there's somebody I've been lying... 1794 01:28:47,979 --> 01:28:50,391 to for a very long time. Myself. 1795 01:28:50,487 --> 01:28:54,126 Because the truth it's... It's scary. 1796 01:28:54,806 --> 01:28:58,511 And 10 years ago I got in bed with the wrong girl. 1797 01:28:58,607 --> 01:29:01,379 She turned out to be the right one. 1798 01:29:07,447 --> 01:29:09,366 I love you, Hannah. 1799 01:29:10,088 --> 01:29:13,728 I always have... And I always will. 1800 01:29:15,769 --> 01:29:17,686 Thomas Bailey... 1801 01:29:17,928 --> 01:29:21,649 You are the worst Maid of Honor of all time. 1802 01:29:46,651 --> 01:29:48,570 Oh, no. 1803 01:30:00,653 --> 01:30:02,437 I'm... 1804 01:30:02,533 --> 01:30:04,451 So... 1805 01:30:06,774 --> 01:30:08,853 Very, truly, sorry. 1806 01:30:14,934 --> 01:30:17,950 I don't expect you to ever forgive me. 1807 01:30:21,974 --> 01:30:23,893 Just so you know... 1808 01:30:25,055 --> 01:30:27,255 You are the perfect guy. 1809 01:30:29,455 --> 01:30:31,982 Just not the perfect guy for me. 1810 01:30:44,536 --> 01:30:46,454 Goodbye, Hannah. 1811 01:30:48,377 --> 01:30:50,295 Colin... 1812 01:30:54,257 --> 01:30:56,849 - What did she say? - She said I should dick you. 1813 01:30:56,945 --> 01:30:59,227 Oh yeah, that makes sense... 1814 01:31:02,099 --> 01:31:04,017 Arsehole. 1815 01:31:18,019 --> 01:31:18,978 - I do. 1816 01:31:19,074 --> 01:31:20,572 And Tom, do you take Hannah... 1817 01:31:20,668 --> 01:31:22,955 - to be your lawfully wedded wife? 1818 01:31:23,051 --> 01:31:24,525 I do. 1819 01:31:24,621 --> 01:31:26,577 Now, this is the moment. 1820 01:31:29,260 --> 01:31:32,613 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1821 01:31:32,709 --> 01:31:35,660 At last... You may kiss your bride. 1822 01:31:59,983 --> 01:32:01,902 Oh my God. 1823 01:32:02,064 --> 01:32:03,982 - Number six? - Seven. 1824 01:32:05,464 --> 01:32:08,777 You're absolutely glowing tonight, grandma Pearl. 1825 01:32:08,873 --> 01:32:13,625 Thank you. It's very nice of you to say so. 1826 01:32:24,425 --> 01:32:26,344 What are you doing? 1827 01:32:28,547 --> 01:32:30,970 I'm just making sure I got the right girl this time. 1828 01:32:31,066 --> 01:32:34,586 You do. Definitely. 1829 01:32:39,148 --> 01:32:43,827 - Oh, Monica... - Oh, Bill... 1830 01:32:46,148 --> 01:32:53,827 Resync: Xenzai[NEF]