1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,094 Oh, God. 2 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:14,388 - Oh, God. - Uh-huh. 3 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:19,601 - Look at me, Mom. Look at me, Mom. - Oh, yeah. Get it Daddy. 4 00:00:19,769 --> 00:00:25,190 - I feel like I could go all fucking night. - But you only paid for an hour, baby. 5 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:28,777 Oh, right. No, but if I had paid for more, then I could... 6 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:31,071 - Oh! Oh, God. - Let it all out. 7 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:32,823 Get a good return on that dollar. 8 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:37,411 - That's it. Go on, get it. - Oh, God. 9 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:47,963 You know, I didn't even know you ho's took credit cards until recently. 10 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,466 Well, baby, some do and some don't. 11 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:51,800 The good ones do though. 12 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:58,724 Do you remember servicing this man? 13 00:01:00,977 --> 00:01:02,644 Oh, maybe. Who is he? 14 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:05,481 He's just an old friend that I've been looking for. 15 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:09,526 Oh, so you wanted to fuck me because your friend fucked me? 16 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,653 Nope, I wanted to walk a mile in his shoes. 17 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:15,783 And today's shoes just happened to be a big old pair of comfy black boots. 18 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:21,830 - Bitch, don't call me no boots. - Can I ask you another question? 19 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,333 How was he? 20 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,002 Oh, so you wanna know if he was better than you? 21 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:30,005 No, I just wanna know what he was like. 22 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,927 That motherfucker was an animal. 23 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:41,183 Chapter Eight: Joining the new team. 24 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,776 Over the course of my career, I played on many different teams. 25 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,612 Some I liked, and some I really fucking hated. 26 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:58,200 I'm not mentioning any names, but let's just say Seattle can tongue-kiss my shit hole. 27 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:02,329 The best way to get a new team on your side is to trash the last team you played for. 28 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:06,208 Talk shit about how their fans suck and their women have pancake titties. 29 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:09,211 And if that doesn't work, then just like prison... 30 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,797 ...you pick the biggest, baddest dude on the team... 31 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,299 ...and you kick him in his fucking teeth. 32 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:19,721 - Boom! That's right. Strike out. - Yeah, good. 33 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:21,849 Hey, buddy, don't beat yourself up. 34 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:25,394 You pretty much had the whole entire force of God coming at you. 35 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,147 How fast was that? Felt like about 100. 36 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,399 - Last one was 90. - Oh, no shit. 37 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,569 Maybe you should get your radar gun recalibrated. Maybe. 38 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,487 Maybe you should ice that shoulder. 39 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:36,697 It's been a while. 40 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,241 Stay focused, and you're gonna do just fine. 41 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:43,996 That's real cute, Roger, but you can save your pep talk for somebody who needs it. 42 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:47,249 I got this comeback locked down tight like a little girl's tuna. 43 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,084 Well, we'll see about that, huh? 44 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:54,298 This is totally locked down tight like a girl's private parts, who's small. 45 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:55,924 Locker-room talk, baby. 46 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:03,473 Mr. Powers. Petrus Marcos. 47 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:05,934 What the hell you doing trying to creep on me? 48 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:10,272 I work for Mr. Cisneros, the owner of the Charros, your new boss. 49 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,275 - He would like to meet you. - Well, where the fuck is he? 50 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:14,651 Follow me. 51 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:17,279 You luring me into a rape or something? What is this? 52 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:29,374 Not bad. This is one hell of a pussy palace, huh? 53 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:32,461 Lot of marbles and architectures and shit. 54 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:33,921 Flying buttresses. 55 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:36,965 A lot of original artworks. Very impressive. 56 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:40,510 Mr. Cisneros is training with his sensei. 57 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,304 Sensei? 58 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,980 - Kenny Powers is here. - Okay. 59 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:53,982 That will be it for today. Kenny Powers. 60 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:57,527 - Man, it's a pleasure to meet you, man. - Hey, good to meet you too, man. 61 00:03:57,695 --> 00:04:01,240 That's a nice sword. I didn't even know Asian dudes lived in Mexico... 62 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:04,076 ...and you got one training you to be a ninja. Impressive. 63 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,078 Oh, no, no, no. He's not from Mexico. 64 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,789 I fly him from Tokyo, man. Straight from the tap. 65 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:12,000 Oh, high roller, huh? Goddamn, look at that view. 66 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:15,837 Seeing this house, your fine sword and hearing how you're importing Chinamen... 67 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:18,340 ...let me guess, you must be fucking rich. - Yeah. 68 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,550 - Ha-ha-ha. - Ha, ha. It's cool. 69 00:04:20,718 --> 00:04:24,179 How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team? 70 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,973 Ten bucks and a burrito? 71 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:33,021 That's racism, man. I love to racism, bro. 72 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:35,691 I could tell by the look in your face... 73 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:38,443 ...you didn't think there was any rich people in Mexico. 74 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:41,822 I definitely didn't think there was anybody with any money down here. 75 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,492 You seem pretty young, vato. How'd you snag all this loot? 76 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:49,079 Well, uh, my parents died in, like, a plane crash... 77 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,873 ...and, you know, my pappy, he died right away... 78 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,583 ...but my mommy, she lingered... 79 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:56,295 ...so it was a tough decision, man, but I had to pull the plug. 80 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,548 I killed my mother. It's okay. 81 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,591 That's pretty heavy stuff. That must suck. 82 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:05,887 Yeah, it sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? 83 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:07,514 Being a millionaire. 84 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,266 I see it does have its advantages. 85 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:13,186 You know, me and you, we have more in common than you realize. 86 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:16,231 I, too, am very, very wealthy. I'm also an orphan. 87 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,525 My dad ran out on me when I was just a kid. 88 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,403 All he left was a batch of hepatitis on the toilet seat. 89 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:24,906 Yeah, had to build my whole empire from the ground up by myself, solo. 90 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:28,076 - And you were famous at one point. - I'm still pretty famous. 91 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,748 - Still have a lot of fame. - Yeah, okay, man. 92 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:35,083 I wanna cut right to the chase. 93 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:36,501 How can I help you? 94 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:39,129 Well, I'll tell you how you can help me, Sebastian. 95 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,008 You do realize when I take the mound this Friday night... 96 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,428 ...it's the first time Kenny Powers has taken the mound in a long time. 97 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,930 It's a fucking big deal. And not just to me... 98 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:52,601 ...to you, to the whole team, to the fucking villagers, everybody. 99 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,894 Okay, I got it. 100 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,313 Do you want me to get the publicity department... 101 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,315 ...to organize, like, the pictures... 102 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:02,110 ...and to supply the rainbows and the unicorns, all the stuff you were saying? 103 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:04,946 - We're fucking sharing a brain right here. - That's it, man. 104 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:08,325 I want this shit to have the pageantry of a goddamn Alabama concert. 105 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:11,787 Talking about fireworks, smoke bombs, laser beams, moonwalks. 106 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:13,955 You know how your people lit up the Alamo? 107 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:18,502 - That's the shit I'm talking about. - You're like a showman, man. I get it. 108 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:20,587 Yes, like a show... No, not like a showman. 109 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,339 Part entertainer? Yes, of course. 110 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:25,300 I kind of consider myself more like a retired gunfighter... 111 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:28,470 ...being called out of retirement for one more fucking showdown. 112 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:29,888 Can I ask you one question? 113 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,975 Do you plan on just having one showdown or is it going to be a lot of showdowns? 114 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,977 - Multiple showdowns. - Multiple showdowns? 115 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:39,106 I'm not trying to sign a goddamn Mexican contract or no shit. 116 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:42,818 We'll take it game by game, but I'm definitely playing more than one game. 117 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:44,486 - You guarantee that. - Done. 118 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:47,823 Everything you want, man. It's done. To you, man. 119 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,659 - Bam! - Mm-hm. 120 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,654 - Kenny! - Oh, shit! 121 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:31,700 - Oh, Kenny, you shot me! - Oh, shit! 122 00:07:33,494 --> 00:07:36,037 Come on, stop screaming. Stop fucking screaming. 123 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:39,458 Oh, my God! Kenny! 124 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:43,170 - What the fuck are you doing here? - I came to find you. 125 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:44,671 I'm not doing too good, Kenny! 126 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:49,634 Shh! Shh! All right. This is gonna kill the infection. 127 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,221 Oh, shit. 128 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,893 Oh, shit. My bad. That's margarita mix. 129 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,395 - Oh, God! - Don't go into shock! 130 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,522 - I'm going into shock! - Don't go into shock. 131 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,191 I'm going into shock. 132 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:05,901 - Aah! - Stay awake. Just stay awake. 133 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,155 I'll be right back. 134 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,911 You have any Band-Aids, Q-tips, Mercurochrome... 135 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:18,163 ...some Vagisil, shit like that, first-aid stuff? 136 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,878 - Come on! - My sister Maria, she's a nurse. 137 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:27,422 You... You got blood. You hurt or something? 138 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,799 Yes, goddamn it. We have a Rescue 911 situation. 139 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:32,761 Come on! Come on, weird woman! Go! Siesta. Come on! 140 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:37,766 What happened? 141 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,851 I don't know. I think he shot himself in his leg. 142 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,937 Fire. My leg is on fire. 143 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:45,065 You're not on fire. You're in a bathtub. 144 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,859 These people are friends. The lady one is gonna help you. 145 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,110 You can fix him, right? 146 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,447 English, por favor. 147 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,908 She can fix him, but he's gonna have to stay put. 148 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,327 As in stay put here in my home? 149 00:08:57,495 --> 00:09:00,121 - Well, sí. Yes. - All right, I mean... 150 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:02,999 ...I just really wasn't prepared to have guests. 151 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:07,295 - Good to see you, Kenny. - Please don't speak. Just get better. 152 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,656 Well, I see Sebastian put up some banners. 153 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,575 Yeah. Nice banner. 154 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,703 I do hope you're kidding. Looks like shit. 155 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,830 What's he doing, printing that from a JPEG? 156 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,626 Motherfucker needs to use TIFF files. My face looks computery and pixilated. 157 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,086 Actually, that's a lot of fanfare for the Charros. 158 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:33,381 Could be a major distraction to the team, Kenny. 159 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:36,593 - Oh, are some of the guys talking shit? - No, no, nothing like that. 160 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,637 - Getting jealous? - They're losing focus. 161 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,931 Oh, they're getting jealous. Let me unify the team real quick. Guys. 162 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:44,476 - Come on in here. - We need you to warm up that arm. 163 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,438 Come on. Can I get y'all to come in? Come on. Let's go. Come in. 164 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,773 Can we take a knee? 165 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,316 Guys, can we take a knee? 166 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,069 Knee. Down on the knee. 167 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:55,236 Help me out here, dude. 168 00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,283 Come on, guys. Okay. 169 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:03,453 Now, this Friday night, I guarantee you it is gonna be... 170 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:07,082 ...the biggest goddamn comeback celebration any of y'all have ever seen. 171 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:10,627 There's gonna be people cheering, and spotlights and fireworks. 172 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,630 I wouldn't doubt if a couple chicks show their pussies off. 173 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,423 How you say "pussy" in Spanish? 174 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:18,093 - Panocha. - Panocha? 175 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,680 I wouldn't doubt if some of the muchachas show their panochas off. 176 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:25,475 They might show their panochas off. They might wave their panochas all over. 177 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,852 What I don't want to happen is to look around... 178 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,355 ...while everybody's cheering and celebrating me... 179 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,733 ...and see all my teammates pouting and being jealous little bitches. 180 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:36,986 Okay? Remember, there is no I in "team"... 181 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:40,949 ...but there is a U in "cunt," so don't be little jealous cunts. Okay? 182 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,492 Let me get the praise... 183 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:46,663 ...and just be satisfied with the fact that you will get the run-off panocha. 184 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,749 - Uh, you done? You done, Kenny? - Yeah, I'm done. 185 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:53,128 I don't know why we're fucking around. We got a game to get ready for. 186 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,546 Come on. Get into this shit. 187 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,425 - Come on, vamanos. - Let's go, Kenny. 188 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,468 Get to work. Let's do this shit. 189 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,704 This is Kenny Powers checking in... 190 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,289 ...continuing his novel. 191 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,041 Uh, still feeling pretty sad. 192 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:34,836 Got about a medium buzz on right now. 193 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,221 You are a majestic creature. 194 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:29,265 What is thy name, steed? 195 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:33,770 What the hell you doing? Playing petting zoo, trying to get a fucking staph infection? 196 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,232 I'm just checking out your new digs, man. That donkey is pretty cool. 197 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:41,069 If you're walking around playing Doctor Doolittle, your leg must not be too bad. 198 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,239 No, I'm hurt pretty bad. Being shot definitely hurts, Kenny. 199 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,325 Yeah, well so does having a gun go off by accident in your hand. 200 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:52,580 The middle of my palm's been stinging all day. Almost like an itch burn. 201 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,333 I have fucking missed you, man. I missed you a lot. 202 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,585 Did you miss me, man? I'm so glad to see you. 203 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,964 Yeah. That's enough with the hugs, man. Yeah, I missed you, big time. 204 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,091 Real quick, how the fuck did you find me? 205 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,218 Oh, that mystery. 206 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,263 When the charges first started showing up on my credit card... 207 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:12,559 ...I thought, "This is fucking fraud," but then I looked a little bit closer... 208 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,602 ...at what was being purchased: 209 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:19,315 - Beer, Jäger, lube, Magnum condoms. - Mm-mm. Not me. 210 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,943 Whippets, business cards. 211 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:26,114 And that's when I realized you were leaving me a trail of fucking bread crumbs. 212 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,157 Bread crumbs? 213 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:32,620 Yeah, $22,000 worth of bread crumbs that led me straight to you, motherfucker. 214 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,457 - You're being serious? - Yeah, I'm serious. 215 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:41,629 Well, that's good. Because you're right. That's exactly what my intentions were. 216 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,340 I'm glad you were able to decipher my da Vinci code. 217 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,301 Welcome to the fucking manger, homes. 218 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:49,137 I am glad that you sent me a complex code, Kenny. 219 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:52,098 I am ready to fucking party. 220 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,809 - I guess we're gonna party. - Fuck, yeah! 221 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,144 Whoo! 222 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,566 This is the greatest night of my life! 223 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:05,445 This is me every night, dude, just staring at butt holes and getting a buzz on. 224 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,405 Oh, this is awesome. 225 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:12,160 You can totally see straight through the butt hole, right into the pussy, man. 226 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,536 That is awesome. 227 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,122 Yeah, I don't think those two things are connected. 228 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,790 Maybe. 229 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,836 So, what's the haps back in Bumfuck? 230 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,504 You know that shit hole. 231 00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:25,423 Nothing ever changes. 232 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,551 - Clegg is in rehab. - Again? 233 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,804 And I was going over to your brother's house a lot after you left. 234 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:33,431 Something must have happened... 235 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:37,018 ...because then he says that I can't come over and play with the boys... 236 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:40,146 ...when he's not there. - I don't give a shit about them. 237 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,856 What's going on with April? 238 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:47,362 Stevie, I asked you a question, man. What's going on with April? 239 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,365 I haven't seen much of April lately. 240 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:53,034 Hope she's not locked up in her house, hooked on meds. 241 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,744 That's a slippery slope. 242 00:15:55,329 --> 00:16:00,208 Well, I guess after you left, she got back together with Cutler... 243 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:04,879 ...and, um, they ended up getting married. 244 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,549 - Married? - Yeah. 245 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:11,302 - You fucking kidding me? - No, I'm not kidding you. 246 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,931 After I conquered him in the love triangle, she went ahead and married him? 247 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,976 - Yeah, I'm sorry. - That's great for her. 248 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:21,062 Good thing I'm in the midst of this monumental comeback. 249 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,356 - Honestly, I just feel sorry for her. - Me too. 250 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:27,443 I have no idea what it would be like just to live a life full of fucking compromises. 251 00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:29,570 - Unbelievable. To Cutler? - Yeah. 252 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:33,449 To Cutler. So you can move on or... 253 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,662 You don't need her. 254 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,623 Hey, I meant to ask you. 255 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:44,419 - When exactly are you heading back home? - Whenever I want. 256 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:47,463 I got an open-ended ticket, nigga. 257 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,261 You got burritos and tacos... 258 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:57,807 ...but in America you got pizza and hamburger. 259 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,058 What are you talking about? 260 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,853 - Go around. Jesus Christ. - Go around. 261 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,105 Steve. 262 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,108 Steve. Hey. 263 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,735 - Hey. - Hey, where you been? 264 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,903 I just got into town, so I didn't know you... 265 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:14,449 She's talking to me, you dipshit. I've been around. 266 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,409 - How you doing? - I'm good. 267 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:20,955 I'm playing tonight, so you and your friend should come see me. 268 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,999 I don't think I'll be able to catch that. 269 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:27,128 I just had some pretty devastating news dropped on top of my fucking head... 270 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,381 ...so I need a little bit of time just to kind of marinate on it... 271 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,800 ...and work out my hormones and shit. 272 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:36,471 You should also know that my name is not really Steve. 273 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:40,099 It's actually Kenny. Kenny Powers. I'm a world famous baseball player. 274 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:43,936 - I don't think I shared that with you. - Wait, your name is not Steve? 275 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,730 No, I was using an alias. 276 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,815 Steve just kind of seems like the name... 277 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,401 ...of somebody who has absolutely nothing going on in their life. 278 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:56,824 Uh, looks like your friend is sick. You should get him home. 279 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,159 Yeah, I'm gonna do that. 280 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,494 Adiós, mamacita. 281 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,162 Bye. 282 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,837 - You ready to go home, buddy? - Yeah. 283 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:12,340 Yeah, I'm gonna get you home. Let's go. 284 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,592 On the long road to grief recovery... 285 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,513 ...don't be surprised if you gotta spill a little blood to get shit fixed. 286 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,683 With all great comebacks, somebody usually gets fucked. 287 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:42,245 Excuse me. Where is this truck headed? 288 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,330 America. 289 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,083 Oh, fuck. 290 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:54,090 Sometimes being on the mend can get old real quick... 291 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,217 ...like when you're doing awesome shit... 292 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,219 ...to show motherfuckers that you're cool now... 293 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,973 ...and you realize that maybe the person you're trying to fix yourself for... 294 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,475 ...has moved the fuck on. 295 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:10,189 And there you are, left in the midst of a battle... 296 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:13,484 ...that suddenly means nothing. 297 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,531 He's not in the bullpen. 298 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,408 What do you mean he's not in the bullpen? 299 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,201 Where the hell is he? 300 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,370 Mother fucker! 301 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:28,374 Jesus, Kenny, what are you doing? 302 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,918 Just thinking. 303 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,841 Well, come on, man. We called timeout. Let's get you in the game. 304 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,848 I don't think I can go out there, Roger. 305 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,100 I'm not sure if I'm feeling it. 306 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,604 To be honest, I was just primarily mounting this comeback... 307 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,231 ...to eventually get back a girl I lost... 308 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:55,109 ...and now it seems that that girl has moved on. 309 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,153 I fear I lost my inspiration. 310 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,447 Are you really gonna drop this on me right now? 311 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,283 Yeah, dude. That's just the fucking score. 312 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:06,162 I don't know if a pep talk speech would work or not. 313 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,456 Nobody's really tried yet. 314 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,465 Um... 315 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,636 I know this locker room isn't exactly what you were thinking about... 316 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:25,056 ...when you were a kid dreaming about playing ball one day. 317 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,225 - Right? - No, it's pretty shitty. 318 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:31,854 But I've been involved with this game all my life. 319 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:36,817 And if there's one thing I know, it's talent. 320 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,153 And you've got it. 321 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:44,575 That arm can take you wherever you wanna go. 322 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,161 You just gotta put it to work, that's all. 323 00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:53,167 Now, don't do this comeback for some fucking girl. 324 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,836 Do it for you. 325 00:20:56,838 --> 00:21:00,675 So you're saying I should just say, "Fuck April and her big old tits"? 326 00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:03,552 Well, you don't have to go that far, but... 327 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,639 You see what's happening here? 328 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:11,352 We're having one of those star-player coach moments. 329 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:16,983 - You feel like playing? - I still feel a little wounded... 330 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:21,696 ...but, you know, Sebastian put all these awesome promotions up for me... 331 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,199 ...and all the villagers showed up, so the least I could do is just... 332 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,202 ...drop a little knowledge on them. - That's right. 333 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:34,417 Let's get out there and make some fucking noise, okay? 334 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,753 You really want me to make some noise? 335 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:41,882 - Yeah. - Then noise you shall see. 336 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,302 Let my Latin debut to begin. 337 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,929 And now, ladies and gentlemen, entering the game, 338 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,973 and making his debut with the Charros. 339 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:53,519 A man that came from the United States, wearing number 55... 340 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,063 he is... Kenny Powders! 341 00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,273 Powers... 342 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:58,858 Powders. 343 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,426 Yeah! 344 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:44,070 Do it, Kenny. Do it! 345 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,284 What the hell is this shit? 346 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:12,056 The glove. Bring my glove. 347 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:15,184 Glove! Come on. It's time for the second part of the show. 348 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,603 Thank you. Get the flag. Pick the flag up. 349 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:21,899 Come on. Don't just let it lay there. It's disrespectful. Don't let it drag. 350 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,422 Wolverines. 351 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,721 YOU'RE FUCKING OUT! 352 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:40,436 Thanks very much for being with us tonight at the stadium. 353 00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:42,605 Drive safely, have fun, 354 00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:45,316 good luck to you and your families, 355 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,318 and see you all next time. 356 00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,619 Fuck. 357 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,642 Did I miss the game? 358 00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:22,895 Yeah, I didn't have anybody here to support me, but it's all right. 359 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:26,774 Kenny, I'm sorry. Sorry I missed the game. I don't know what happened. 360 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,984 I might have gotten kidnapped or something. 361 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,487 Yeah, Stevie, you weren't kidnapped. 362 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:34,782 I put you on that truck so I wouldn't have to deal with you. 363 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:37,284 - What? - Yeah, you remind me of home... 364 00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:39,787 ...and for obvious reasons, home is painful to me. 365 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,830 - Because you miss the children? - Yeah. 366 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:45,459 Because I miss the fucking children. No. It's... 367 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,628 Look, I'm just not 100 percent proud... 368 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:50,172 ...of the way everything went down there, all right? 369 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:54,009 When I saw your stupid, dumb, happy face, it just reminded me of all that shit. 370 00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:56,845 And I wish it didn't. I feel bad about it. 371 00:25:57,013 --> 00:26:00,724 It just seems like your face and our friendship is the collateral damage. 372 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:04,311 - Kenny. - Oh, come on, man. 373 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:08,649 I kneel before you as a man, begging a much better man... 374 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:14,071 ...to please let me stay here and join you on this Hispanic adventure. 375 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:18,701 Kenny, I work in a fucking coffee shop... 376 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:22,162 ...a fucking coffee shop back in Shelby. 377 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:26,333 Please just let me stay here and tear this shit up with you, Kenny. 378 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,502 - I will do what you want. - That's enough. 379 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:31,839 Okay, I will do whatever you want in fucking Mexico. 380 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,925 - You should just get up off... - I will do whatever you want! 381 00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:36,844 - Come on. Get up. - I will get up when... 382 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:41,056 Just get the fuck up. Stop, man. Everyone's looking at us. Jesus Christ. 383 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,183 Look... 384 00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:46,687 ...this is a dangerous place, Stevie. 385 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:50,399 - I know. - If you were to stay here... 386 00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:53,319 ...I can't guarantee that you'd make it home alive. 387 00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:59,617 You would not only be responsible for watching your own back, but also mine. 388 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:02,953 You'd also be responsible for doing a lot of my personal errands... 389 00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,497 ...more than likely, my laundry. 390 00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:11,837 Kenny, I am so fucking ready to get hardcore with fucking errands... 391 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:16,508 ...or slapping whoever fucking steps up right in the fucking face. 392 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:19,386 - Are you? - Yes. 393 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,645 Welcome to the resistance. 394 00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:30,898 Fuck, yes.