1 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:12,168 Kenny, which type of fruit do you want? 2 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,567 Everyone gets to take one piece of fruit. 3 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:17,327 Well, what do you want? 4 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,722 Oopsie. We like cereals in the big plastic bags. Remember? 5 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,922 Little Kenny, stop it. Don't call Daddy names. 6 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:30,365 Kendra, Daddy does not lick dicks. 7 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:31,931 Kendall, stop it. 8 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,450 I'm not a dick licker! 9 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,371 Maria, can you handle them? 10 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,722 They're getting a little out of control. 11 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,121 Credit please. 12 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,371 (BEEPING) 13 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,567 It ain't going through. 14 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,881 It's an old card. You might have to try a couple times. 15 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:54,961 Use the stamps. 16 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,690 No. Keep trying. 17 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,968 Maria, take the kids out to the car, please. 18 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,844 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 19 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,325 (BEEPING) 20 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,401 Still denied? 21 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,005 (CONTINUED BEEPING) 22 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,929 I'm just... Uh... 23 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:18,881 Hey! 24 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:19,961 Stop him! 25 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,764 (ALARM BEEPING) 26 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:36,801 See kids, by putting this pool in, it's gonna increase the property values of our home. 27 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,963 Protect our shit from the fucking subprimes. 28 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,407 Kenny, what is going on? 29 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:43,891 I'm digging a pool. 30 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,281 Why are the kids out here? Why aren't you ready for work? 31 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,361 'Cause I quit my job. 32 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,010 I'm Django Unchained up in this motherfucker. 33 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,161 Signed my own freedom papers. 34 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,045 What makes you think you can do this? 35 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,361 Drugs. 36 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,405 And said drugs finally lifted a very confusing haze 37 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,005 that had been lingering over me for some time now. 38 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,805 Be honest with yourself. 39 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,689 If this family was really happy, 40 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,843 would I be having dreams about cheating on you almost every single night? 41 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,645 You have dreams of cheating on me? 42 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,802 I try to close my eyes and not take part in it. 43 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:09,881 But it's... I can't. 44 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,560 Every single night I go to sleep. 45 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,642 Toby's teacher comes in, school bus driver comes in. 46 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:14,881 Both of them start fucking going down on me. 47 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,809 Next thing I know, lesbian principal's in there. 48 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,291 I'm fucking turning her out too. 49 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,249 I don't want to do that shit, April. 50 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:23,608 The days of Kenny Powers turning out lesbians are fucking behind him. 51 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,921 Kenny, what is going on? 52 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,566 I can no longer hide from my stardom. Okay? 53 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:32,087 Fame, fortune, adventure. What dreams may come. 54 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,481 I gave all this shit up for you. 55 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,085 Now it's time for you to return the favor. 56 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:40,484 I need you to support me in my efforts to step back in the public spotlight. 57 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:41,767 Can you do that? 58 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:45,406 Let's go, kids. 59 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,680 You're gonna take my workers? 60 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,607 Is that a walk away in support? 61 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,046 Is it? 62 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,081 Okay. 63 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,921 (RHYTHM AND BLUES MUSIC PLAYING) 64 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,450 What the fuck? 65 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,490 Guy. Woo-hoo-hoo. 66 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,645 - Peek-a-boo. - Kenny. 67 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,728 You got them bath salts, motherfucker? 68 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,128 - What? - I'm fucking playing, dog. 69 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,283 - Hallucinogenics. - Oh. 70 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,844 This burger's delicious. God damn. 71 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:18,127 Damn it. I told them a turkey club with no bread. 72 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,684 - Kenny, you high? - Huh? 73 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,291 Are you high? 74 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,807 Nope, not anymore. Percocet's just wore off. 75 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,731 You been waiting at the gate all morning? 76 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,926 Nah, just since 9:00. 77 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,445 But your ass fucking drops in at lunch. 78 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,488 Taking a half a day, you fucking slacker. 79 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:37,601 (LAUGHS) 80 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,644 Shit. Guy, on the serious tip, 81 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,082 really glad me and you had this chance to reconnect. 82 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,761 The other night, all that dancing, all that fucking talking, 83 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,166 super inspiring. 84 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,601 I had to fucking reevaluate my whole deal, dog. 85 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,284 It was a fun night, Kenny. I'm glad you came out. 86 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,566 Really got me thinking. 87 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,530 Perhaps it is high time my shit gets famous again. 88 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:02,046 Yeah. I even went so far as to fucking quit my bullshit 9-to-5. 89 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,810 Wait a second. I didn't... 90 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,245 I didn't tell you to quit your job, did I? 91 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,163 Hey, look. Don't get weird. It was in the subtext. 92 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,481 You basically did tell me to quit my job, but I don't give a fuck. 93 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,011 This is what I should do. 94 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,003 You've finally fucking woken me up. 95 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,163 I mean, I put my whole entire family's financial well-being on the line. 96 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,641 I'm not going to be able to fucking feed or clothe my children. 97 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,166 That's how serious I'm taking this fame bullshit. 98 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:23,284 I just need somebody to give me a shot. 99 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:25,921 You know what, Kenny? 100 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:27,886 I'm going to give you a shot. 101 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,288 I'm gonna get you a co-host spot on Thursday's show. 102 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,361 What do you think about that? 103 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,286 What the fuck does that mean? What is that? 104 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:37,285 You can sit down next to the other guys and we can talk about sports on Sports Sesh. 105 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,606 Holy shit. 106 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,081 Me on fucking TV? 107 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:43,289 Dude, I'll guest host my fucking ass off every single day if that's what it takes. 108 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,010 Well, it's just going to be one show, so... 109 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,889 All right. Well that's fine. I can fucking get famous again. 110 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:48,200 I can get famous off of that. That's great. 111 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,241 If it happens on one show, then good for you. 112 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,402 Fine. Famous again. 113 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,807 - Yeah. - Let's get on TV. 114 00:04:56,280 --> 00:05:00,410 Great job, TK. I'll see you next week, okay? Bye. 115 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,481 Stevie, what you doing? 116 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,005 I just gave a lesson to TK. 117 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:06,050 This bill, under pillow. You no pay bill? 118 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,246 Well, I was gonna pay. 119 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,891 We're just a little cash poor right now and I didn't want you to worry. 120 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,610 You are supposed to be a man. 121 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,568 I'm sorry, Maria. 122 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,080 I'm sorry... Ow! 123 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,324 - You're pussy. - STEVIE: I'm not a pussy. 124 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:23,881 No, you die. 125 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,810 Kenny, Kendall, Kendra, what's shaking? 126 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,160 I'm not your uncle. Please don't call me that. 127 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,686 - I'm not related to you. - What's cracking, brother? 128 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,690 Gross. The one that shares my name is over there picking his fucking boogs. 129 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,081 They all share your name and they all pick their boogs. 130 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,286 Come here. 131 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,047 Oh, my gosh, I miss that smell. 132 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,361 Please don't smell me, Steve. Just hug, okay? 133 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,283 Good to see you, bro... 134 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,401 I will fucking kill you! 135 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,723 TV, Kenny. That's fucking epic. 136 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,564 TV is a big deal. 137 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:55,201 No shit, dog. This fucking TV shit could kick this goddamn Kenny Powers brand 138 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:56,441 right where it needs to be, dude. 139 00:05:56,520 --> 00:06:00,286 I'm talking fucking product endorsements, restaurant chains, sex tapes, 140 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,930 a motherfucking fragrance. 141 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,203 A fragrance. That's good. 142 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,648 So what do you think? Ready to leave your shitty life behind and fucking join me? 143 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:12,205 Kenny, that's appealing, but unfortunately I work for myself now. 144 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:15,841 You give saxophone lessons, dude. What is that, like fucking 20 bucks an hour? 145 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:19,969 Come on, dude. I'm giving you a shot to get that fucking mega payday 146 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,280 that you and I never got, man. 147 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:25,531 Well, that's really nice of you. But look, I have all this. I just can't swing it. 148 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,762 What, this modular home? This place is a shit hole. 149 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:32,050 What? Are you blind? This is practically brand new. 150 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,527 Yes, I'm not blind, dude. Look at the fucking craftsmanship, dude. 151 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,490 These shitty-ass fucking cabinets. This fucking bullshit bar. 152 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,767 What, laminate tiles? Give me a fucking break. 153 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:44,243 Kenny, I have responsibilities. I have four kids. 154 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:47,529 Dude, I have two white kids, dog. Straight up white kids. 155 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,409 And I know they're a lot more fucking expensive 156 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,084 to take care of than fucking four Mexicans, dude. 157 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,970 Four Mexican kids is equal to two white kids. 158 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:57,642 Fine. Do whatever. Don't fucking join me, man. Go about your own shit. 159 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,963 But just know this, if you're not with me, you're against me, okay? 160 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,407 I just made you into a terrorist, bitch. How about that? 161 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,171 From this moment forward, I fucking hate you, dog. 162 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,521 Fine. If that's how you want it, then we're enemies. 163 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,729 Enemy combatants. The next time I see you, I'll fucking light you up. 164 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,280 - I'll strike you, motherfucker. - Motherfucker, you don't... 165 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,647 - That's my cabinet. - Fuck that cabinet, bitch. 166 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:19,721 Get out of here. 167 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,007 - Fucking napkins. - No, not the napkins. 168 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,088 I'm not afraid to kill you. 169 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,362 I am your worst night... 170 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,371 You didn't let me finish. Open that door. 171 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:34,084 I... Don't drop my chandelier! 172 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:35,850 Don't drop my chandelier! 173 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,485 Wife. 174 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,563 If you weren't married to me and saw this shit on the street, 175 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,324 would you try to fucking pound this ass? 176 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:50,766 Be honest with me. 177 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,564 'Cause right now I'm starting to kind of feel like Oprah. 178 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:53,641 Big and black. 179 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,370 So you're really going through with this? 180 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,642 Yes, April. Why do you think I'm all dressed up for? 181 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,121 That's nice. What does it pay? 182 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,771 Well, you know I had to put down 2,400 bucks to join SAG. 183 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,242 Besides that, we gotta kind of look at this as an investment. 184 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,526 So, nothing? 185 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,767 Don't patronize me. 186 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,770 Can't you put your jealous rage aside for at least one moment and be supportive? 187 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:14,242 I support this whole family. Because I'm the only one with a job. 188 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:19,768 Ooh, disgusting. Shame on you. I'll put a curse on you. 189 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,885 - I'll put a curse on this whole family. - That's rude. 190 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,765 Just remember this shit when I come home and have a victory celebration, 191 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,049 'cause I kicked ass on the show and I ate a whole goddamn pizza by myself. 192 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,282 Don't share a one single slice with you. 193 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,722 No slices for wife. 194 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:38,451 (CHATTER) 195 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,445 Hey, Tommy... 196 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,124 WOMAN: Can I just get you to sign this for me? 197 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,041 That's the last time you get me for scale, Ding-dong. 198 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,406 (LAUGHTER) 199 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,642 Guys. You remember these douchebags, right? 200 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:52,886 - Hell yeah. - Hey, Kenny. 201 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,042 - What's up, man? - Tight times the other evening, boys. 202 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,929 - Yeah. - Yeah, lots of dancing. 203 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,004 And this fuck you didn't meet 'cause he didn't come to my charity event. 204 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,368 This is Dontel Benjamin. He is the wild card of our team. 205 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,244 Word, the wild card. Nice to meet you. 206 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,367 Yo, throw that out. 207 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,647 Took her drawers off, all I saw was stretch marks and dimples. 208 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,645 You talking about the midget? The midget? The midget did that? 209 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:18,804 All right. This is the moment of truth, Kenny, you ready? 210 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,286 Yes. Yes, I'm ready. 211 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,244 Okay. Let's go, buddy. 212 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:26,245 WOMAN: Okay. We're live in five, four, three... 213 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:27,367 Showtime. 214 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,087 ANNOUNCER: Yes, yes, y'all. You know what time it is. 215 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,447 It's time for Sports Sesh. 216 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:41,322 And here's your host, Guy Young. 217 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,005 (CHEERING) 218 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,607 Kenny. Kenny. 219 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:53,966 - Shoot it, Kenny. - Shoot it, Kenny! 220 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,849 For three. 221 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,851 Dontel still got it. 222 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,962 Hey, welcome to another session of Sports Sesh. 223 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,486 I'm Guy Young, and these guys are getting old and they're out of shape. 224 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,561 JIMMY: True story. 225 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,883 We have a very special show for you today because we have a very special guest, 226 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,161 Mr. Kenny Powers. 227 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:21,086 Wonderful to be here. Thank you very much for having me here. Thank you. 228 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,640 GUY: And if you remember, we did a story on this a few years ago, 229 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,927 he walked away from the game of baseball. 230 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,604 But that wasn't the strange thing. 231 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,967 He walked away literally right in the middle of a game. 232 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,121 JED: Crazy. GUY: It's crazy, right? 233 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,362 That's the craziest thing I ever heard. Who does that? 234 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,488 Well, you guys, I did what I had to do. 235 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,085 I gave up fame for true love. 236 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,730 Na-na-na-na. Love? 237 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,644 I wanna see what that stripper look like. 238 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,245 (LAUGHTER) 239 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,967 So she calls you and says, "Hey, boo boo, 240 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,481 "I need you to go ahead and cut out on the game, my back hurt." 241 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,210 (LAUGHTER) 242 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:54,641 There was no phone call. I faked my death and then showed up at her doorstep. 243 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:55,926 Oh, hell no! 244 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:57,561 Here we go. 245 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,606 Did this man just say he became a ghost for a ho? 246 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,846 Y'all, I've heard it all! Take me now, bro! 247 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,567 Well, that's very amusing. It's pretty funny but... 248 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,089 - I actually have a very... - Na-na-na-na. Look. 249 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,930 I just remembered, I got a bone to pick with you, Guy. 250 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,967 GUY: Uh-oh. Here we go. 251 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,008 DONTEL: Now last week, he sat up here and told all of us 252 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,809 that those rumors about Daniel Green 253 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,884 getting that Georgia cheerleader pregnant weren't true. 254 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,485 That's not what I said. I said I wasn't sure. 255 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,847 - See, that's a big difference. - Well, the DNA test was damn sure. 256 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:24,967 (LAUGHTER) 257 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,320 - Yes, it is. - You got a point. 258 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,244 - You know, the funny thing about DNA tests... - Na-na-na-na. Look. 259 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:33,121 Now we've all been on the road. You get back to the hotel... 260 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,130 Look, a man's going to be a man. And I'm just gonna leave it at that. 261 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,011 Well, you know, some men... 262 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:41,004 And that's all Dontel is gonna say about that. 263 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,161 You wanted to say something, Kenny? 264 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,965 - No, that's it. All good. - No, I just... 265 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,169 Okay, Dontel. But, Kenny? 266 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,568 - Not the man is also... - That's it. 267 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,210 - Different men can have... - That's it. That's it. 268 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,089 - But you have a different spin on it? - No, he doesn't. 269 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,491 - A man will be a man. - Yeah, a man gonna be a man. 270 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,847 That's all Dontel got to say about that. That's all Dontel gonna say. 271 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,445 That's Dontel. Said that already. 272 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,488 All right. Guess we're just gonna leave it at that. 273 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,241 All right, well, let's move on to our first hot topic. 274 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:05,529 Major League Baseball is in a little bit of hot water. 275 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,284 (VOICE FADES OUT) 276 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,204 (MUFFLED) ...like, these guys... 277 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,525 GUY: (NORMAL VOICE) What do you think about that, Kenny? 278 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:39,727 Hmm? 279 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,881 What's up? 280 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,371 What are your thoughts on that? 281 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,090 Hell yeah. Hell yeah. 282 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,645 That's... Hell yeah. Of course. 283 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,688 So you're saying Latino players should get paid less? 284 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,889 Is that what you're saying, Kenny? You're saying Latino players should get paid less? 285 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,889 - Maybe you should go to the next person... - Na-na-na-na. 286 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,048 You sat up here and told our listening audience 287 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,043 that Latino players should not get paid. 288 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,645 (CROWD BOOS) 289 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:07,206 Okay. Let's calm down on Kenny. 290 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,368 You can say he got an old-school mindset, right? 291 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,364 I mean, you can tell by the way he's rocking them Run-DMC black Levi jeans. 292 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,931 (LAUGHTER) 293 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,331 Who's house? 294 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,805 Run's house! 295 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,881 (LAUGHS) 296 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,047 - That's really funny. - I like that one. 297 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,249 (TV CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 298 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,251 Oh, baby. 299 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,165 - Are those tassels, or what is that? - It's western... 300 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,891 - That's what they call that? - Classic western cowboy fringe. 301 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:40,249 He was. Yes. Kenny Powers was my best friend. 302 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,290 - If what you guys are saying... - Hey, Elvis just called, 303 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,566 he said he wanted his suit back. 304 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,085 (LAUGHTER) 305 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,441 Guy. Guy, Guy. 306 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,604 Hey, yo, dude. 307 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,171 Should we talk to your producer or something? 308 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,004 See about maybe booking me on another appearance? 309 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,161 Kenny... 310 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,284 Seriously, you wanna have this conversation? 311 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,008 Sure, to... Gist of like whether there's an appropriate time to come back? 312 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,082 Kenny, were you at the same show that I was at? 313 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,088 No. You weren't. Because you were staring up at the fucking lights. 314 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,563 You were terrible out there. Dontel just walked all over you. 315 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,450 He took out his big fat dick and he started smacking you in the face with it. 316 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:20,320 Just smacking you all in the face and fucking smacking your nose. 317 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,482 And fucking poking you in the ears. And what do you do? 318 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,683 "I guess I have to get poked in the goddamn ear by a big fat dick." 319 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:29,964 Instead of going, "Maybe I should fucking tell him to fucking get that dick outta my ear." 320 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,203 Okay. I think I see. So you just want me to be a little maybe quicker on the uptake, 321 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:34,645 maybe be a little louder, project more? 322 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,121 I want you to fucking take Dontel down, man! 323 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:41,564 He's turning the Sesh into a goddamn minstrel show. Dancing around... 324 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,449 A-ha-ha-ha. 325 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,204 Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah. God... 326 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,290 Fucking dancing around like goddamn Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. 327 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,887 Well, I didn't know what was going on. I mean, a minstrel show, shit. Well, I'm sorry. 328 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,531 No. You know what? No, I'm sorry, Kenny. 329 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,682 I just... I thought you were something that you're not anymore 330 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:01,409 and I brought you in because I thought we can level the playing field. 331 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,960 And I was wrong, man. I bet on the wrong horse. 332 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,805 No, you didn't, all right? I'm sorry I let you down, dog. 333 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,162 But I am your horse, dude. I'm the fucking right horse. 334 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,840 You want me to take out Dontel? I'll assassinate that motherfucker. 335 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,685 I will fucking kill him on TV. Trust me. 336 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,006 I got a fire in my belly and I can fucking do this. 337 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,890 - You got a fire in your belly, Kenny? - It's burning so bright. 338 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,321 Give me one more shot. 339 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:27,088 All right. I'll give you one more shot. 340 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,045 - Don't blow it, Kenny. - I will blow nothing. 341 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,520 Next time, wear a suit. 342 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,851 (CHEERING) 343 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,489 Go Toby! 344 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,929 Kenny, you're missing the game. 345 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,884 No, I'm seeing the game. 346 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,362 Yeah. Yeah, I see you, Toby. I see you blowing it. 347 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,927 Good job. I'm just hiding of embarrassment. 348 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,971 Hey, guys. Hey, you. How was the TV thing? 349 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,610 You seemed so nervous, I had to turn it off. 350 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,328 Ain't nobody nervous. It was fine. Your breath smells like sour cream and onion. 351 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,971 That's 'cause I'm snacking on these chips. You want any? 352 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,246 - No. - No, gross. 353 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,160 So Kenny, is this a real job or something you're just doing for fun? 354 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:13,444 No. I was invited by Guy Young himself to appear on his television show. 355 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,045 - You were invited? - Yes. 356 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,921 I thought you won a contest or something. I didn't see the beginning. 357 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,890 Ain't nobody win no contest. There's too much estrogen over here. 358 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,885 I'm gonna go hang with the men folk. 359 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,646 Let's go, let's go. Yes, yes, yes. 360 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,200 "Yes, yes, yes." What's happening over here, butt buddies? 361 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,441 - How's it going, Ken? - Hey, Kenny. 362 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,841 - Great job on the Sesh. - Congratulations, man. 363 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,490 - Good job. - When's the Emmy? When's the Emmy party? 364 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,925 You gonna have us over for Emmy drinks? 365 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:40,723 What the hell's so funny? Why are you guys saying that in a patronizing kind of way? 366 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,200 No. I'm sorry. I thought we were doing a thing. 367 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,602 I thought you realized you... It was a disaster. 368 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,845 - Say what? - You were terrible. 369 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:52,242 Okay. So terrible that I guess Guy Young invited me back to do it again. 370 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,288 - So I guess I wasn't too terrible. - It was weird. 371 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,483 Oh, gosh, April. You seem so tense. 372 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,451 I mean, is he looking for other work? Is this affecting you and the kids? 373 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,885 - Are you thinking about leaving him? - No. 374 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,570 - No? - No, no, no. 375 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:10,441 I mean, I'm trying to be supportive. You know, but I have my reservations. 376 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:14,282 Well, if you guys ever need a place to crash away from him, 377 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,010 you know, our house is too big. 378 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,411 Dixie, it's not gonna come to that. 379 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,211 Well, you never know. It's always a possibility. 380 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,883 But it's not possible with us. So... We're gonna be just fine. 381 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,962 Yes, it will be just great. 382 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,567 You had that "deer in the headlights" look. 383 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,166 Did I? What fucking channel were you watching me on, motherfucker? 384 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,281 Bollywood Classics? 385 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,370 Come on, man. Just joking around. It was kind of a... 386 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,646 You know what? I'm done with this, dude. 387 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,724 I thought I was gonna come over here and have some good camaraderie with you dudes. 388 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,565 Here's one dude who's fucking going for the stars. 389 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,008 Trying to make something with his life. What do I get? I get fucking hater shit, dude. 390 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,560 I get fucking message board fucking pettiness over here. 391 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,644 I won't forget this. You guys were not there to support me in this time. 392 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,484 - Come on now. - Hey, Kenny. 393 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,642 - We're joking around. - Kenny. Come on now. 394 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,046 Kenny. You can't take a joke? 395 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,804 No, I can take a joke. That wasn't funny. 396 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,404 - Kenny, come on. - Come on. 397 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,970 - Hey, Kenny. - Hey, Ken, come on. 398 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:10,767 I don't think that it's too late to go back to Millennial and apologize to Mark. 399 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,241 I think that he would give you your job back. 400 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,011 Trust me. Millennial's off the table. I can't fucking go back there. 401 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,605 - Don't shout. - I'm not shouting, 402 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:21,366 I'm just explaining to you that I'm not gonna go back to Millennial, all right? 403 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:25,604 Once you punch your boss in his face, you don't usually get your job back. 404 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,648 My whole goddamn world's in a free fall. 405 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,246 I got to go back on the show with these quick-witted bullies 406 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,641 and get fucking double peni'ed on live television. 407 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,723 Stevie doesn't even believe anymore. 408 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,564 Now my own wife. 409 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,520 My whole entire mystique has all but fucking faded. 410 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,610 Good night, Kenny. 411 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,725 (MOCKING) "Good night, Kenny." 412 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,807 (SHOUTS) 413 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,928 Are you gonna go back on TV? 414 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,845 I don't know. Your mom's been acting like a real bitch about it. 415 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,845 Maybe I'll just say fuck it all. Just stay back here and practice on my moves. 416 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,685 You still got it. 417 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,803 Toby, go inside. Now. 418 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,121 You motherfucker. 419 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,121 What did I tell you if I saw you again? I said I'd fucking destroy you! 420 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,406 - Don't destroy me. - I'll strike you! 421 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,723 I surrender unto you. I surrender unto you. 422 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,929 Very well. I shall show you mercy. 423 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,606 - Thank you. - Why have you cometh to me? 424 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,280 Well, I saw you on the Sesh. 425 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,485 So you came here to gloat, huh? Kick me while I'm down? 426 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,609 Well, go ahead. Everybody else has. 427 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,004 You got me thinking. 428 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,690 I am a cunt. 429 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,206 Okay, my own kids don't respect me. 430 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,681 My wife no longer sees me as a man, 431 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,764 and I am such a big pussy that my dick can barely get hard. 432 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,849 That's very big of you to admit these things. 433 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,850 You know, Kenny, they say, "To the victor goes the spoils." 434 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:04,762 Well, we fucking conquered the universe. So where are our spoils? 435 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:09,807 I say, if this fucked up world doesn't give us what we deserve, 436 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,884 we need to fucking take it. 437 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:17,726 If we do this, it's gonna take a ton of blood, sugar, sex and magic. 438 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,883 The rewards will be great, but this shit ain't gonna be easy. 439 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:26,249 Well, guess what, I can feel my little dick getting hard already. 440 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,321 Word. 441 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,167 Well, let's get to work. 442 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,729 You know what, don't feel bad about not being able to get a hard dick from your wife. 443 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,006 I couldn't get hard off of her either. 444 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,328 Well, that's nice of you to say. Thank you. 445 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:42,927 KENNY: Celebrity. The life of an A-lister comes with a unique set of demands. 446 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,961 And every celebrated person needs a capable assistant. 447 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,044 - Fuck! - Again. 448 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,209 There. You see how he straightened out his slacks? 449 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,888 - Two pats down. - Again. Straighten those slacks. 450 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,646 KENNY: The assistant acts as the hands. The brain sends the hand shit to do... 451 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:01,721 Again. 452 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,609 KENNY: ...and the hands get it done. 453 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,122 Again. 454 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,605 - It's too hard, man. - It's not too hard. 455 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,967 KENNY: Can a brain function without hands? Yes. 456 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,242 DONTEL ON TV: Black people are better at sports than whites. 457 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,766 - But I just think... - Na-na-na-na-na. 458 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,807 Look. 459 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,803 KENNY: But would it want to? Fuck no. 460 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,127 So when that motherfucker hits you the na-na-na, 461 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,487 you got to come back with a yeah-yeah-yeah. 462 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:25,246 KENNY: After all, somebody's got to carry the water, fold the clothes, 463 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,966 wash the dishes and wipe the fucking ass. 464 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:32,250 For these jobs, there is none better suited than the hands. 465 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,249 BOTH: Two pats, down! 466 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,124 Two pats, down! 467 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,611 (CHEERING) 468 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,641 You're ready. 469 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,290 There's just one more thing. 470 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,769 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 471 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,410 Holy shit! Oh, my God! 472 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,687 I just spent 80 fucking thousand dollars on a car. 473 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,886 What the fuck am I thinking? 474 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,361 Kenny, this Blue Book's for $97,000. 475 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:21,769 It was a steal. Worst case scenario, we torch the fucker and collect the insurance. 476 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,371 (EXHALE) 477 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,841 Okay. Yeah, of course. Yeah, you're right. 478 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,961 Torch it. Fuck it. 479 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,089 (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 480 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,886 STEVIE: This is it, dog. It's on now. 481 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:02,170 Kenny Powers. Boy, you looking like a new-school player in that suit. 482 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,208 But that's a bullshit ass haircut. 483 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,367 (LAUGHTER) 484 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,805 I can't do this, dude. I got to get out of here, man. 485 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,803 - This was a bad idea. - What are you talking about? 486 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,405 You got... You're ready. You got these hot new clothes. 487 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,766 No, we got to get out of here. 488 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,490 It's just these lights, dude, they're so fucking hot. 489 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,724 Kenny, no, no, no. Don't do this. 490 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,007 I'm just feeling anxiety, dude. I'm having shortness of breath. 491 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,003 These fucking lights are beaming down on me. 492 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,445 STEVIE: Don't go into the light, Kenny. 493 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,931 - Don't go into the light. - KENNY: The lights have me. 494 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,968 - They're fucking lulling me in. - STEVIE: Stay with me, Kenny. 495 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,849 I smell burnt toast. 496 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,843 APRIL: Kenny. 497 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,530 April. 498 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,683 I came here to wish you good luck. 499 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,924 I didn't think you believed in me. 500 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,971 I never said that. I never worried that you would fail. 501 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,042 I only worried that you would succeed. 502 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,011 And I'm scared. 503 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,646 I'm scared that I can't have my husband Kenny 504 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,969 and the famous Kenny at the same time. 505 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,370 And I don't want to lose you. 506 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,970 I'm not going anywhere. 507 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:58,329 You can have all the Kennys that there are Kennys of. 508 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,686 I love you. 509 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,569 I'm just following my dream. 510 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,165 I know that now. 511 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,643 And if this is what makes you happy... 512 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,285 Well, then go fuck shit up. 513 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,441 I intend to. 514 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,730 All right, places everyone. 515 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,008 Thanks for coming. 516 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,560 I should also tell you that I bought an $80,000 car. 517 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,281 We'll talk about it after the show. 518 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,210 Okay. 519 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,642 WOMAN: We're live in five, four, 520 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,165 three... 521 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,365 ANNOUNCER: Yes, yes, y'all. 522 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,805 You know what time it is. 523 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,248 It's time for the Sports Sesh. 524 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:43,291 And now, here's your host, Guy Young. 525 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,011 It's time. It's time. 526 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,003 Come on, baby. Come on. 527 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,445 Look alive. Look alive. 528 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,081 Here we go, baby. 529 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,201 Whoo! 530 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,081 There you go, brother. 531 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,761 There we go. 532 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,523 Dontel! Dontel! 533 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,205 (CROWD JEERS) 534 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,926 That's my nigga, that's my nigga. 535 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,966 Do you like this kind of stuff? 536 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,007 I just don't like this kind of stuff. 537 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,730 - I don't like this kind of stuff. - Kenny Powers. 538 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,723 That was ugly, Dontel. 539 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,245 Wow, that was embarrassing. 540 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,482 Kenny had a block party and invited Dontel. 541 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,922 Welcome back to another session of Sports Sesh. 542 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,242 I'm Guy Young and these guys are just guys. 543 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,402 Now I want to just jump right into hot topics. 544 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,927 Ricky Parks just left Orlando for a big contract with the Knicks. 545 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,485 Cool move or fool move. 546 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,080 - Cool move. - Fool, fool move, man. 547 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,049 - Why's that? - Those fans in Orlando, 548 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,600 they worship that guy. Whatever happened to loyalty? 549 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,001 Well, I got to disagree with you, Dontel. 550 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,684 I don't care what you think. All right? 551 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,845 Now look, when I played, I had a rapport with the local fan base. 552 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,645 It's not always about the money, gentlemen. 553 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,291 Well, if it's not about the money, then why didn't you play for free, dog? 554 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,885 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 555 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,121 Say "yeah-yeah-yeah." 556 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,169 He makes a good point there, Dontel. 557 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,169 - You made a lot of money. - A lot. 558 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,845 I mean, let's face facts, guys. 559 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,167 Playing sports is, after all, a business. 560 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,803 The way I see it, this dude saw a chance to get paid and he took it. 561 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,247 Ain't nothing wrong with that. 562 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,687 You know, I played for over 10 teams and do you know why? 563 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,201 'Cause those were the teams that were willing to pay me the most money. 564 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,723 I play to get paid. That's the (BLEEP) American way. 565 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:19,921 Get that wallet stacked. 566 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,001 Na-na-na-na-na. 567 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,009 Yeah-yeah-yeah, Dontel. Back the (BLEEP) up. 568 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,610 Goddamn fangs, looking like a motherfucking extra from Blade. 569 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:33,210 Look at this dude, looking like, like dude from Achy Breaky Heart. 570 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,766 We want to talk about hair? Let's talk about hair for a second, shall we? 571 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,683 Let's talk about that bald-ass shiny head of yours? 572 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,921 Looking like black Destro. 573 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,287 Honestly, this motherfucker looks like a Milk Dud. 574 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:42,771 Doesn't Dontel look like a Milk Dud? 575 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,921 Milk Dud! 576 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,331 DONTEL: Na-na-na-na. 577 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,522 Why I got to be a Milk Dud? Because I'm black? 578 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,125 You don't have to be a Milk Dud. 579 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,487 You could be Tic Tacs the way your goddamn breath's kicking. 580 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,689 Smells like you been chewing on buttholes all afternoon. 581 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,131 (LAUGHTER) 582 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,290 KENNY: Diarrhea buttholes. 583 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,526 - Diarrhea stinky buttholes. - What y'all laughing at? 584 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,041 That's right, Kenny. Fuck him in the ass. Fuck him in the ass. 585 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,811 What y'all laughing at? 586 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,281 Watch out, audience. This motherfucker about to stink you up. 587 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,362 Come on, baby. Come on, baby. 588 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,528 You want to see a nigga, huh? 589 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,041 You want to see a nigga, I will show you a nigga. 590 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,121 I prefer not to see one today. 591 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,571 GUY: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 592 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,725 - Holy shit! - GUY: Okay. Everybody calm down. 593 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,801 GUY: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 594 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,201 - Get off me. You know what? - Calm down, man. 595 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,289 You know what, Guy? Man, fuck you. 596 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,408 Fuck these losers. 597 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:34,965 Fuck those assholes out there. 598 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,166 GUY: All right, we will be right back... 599 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,527 - I'm out of this motherfucker. - Dontel left the building. 600 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,683 Out of here. Out of here. 601 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,445 Get a toothbrush, homes. 602 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,209 GUY: All right, we'll be right back. 603 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,250 And when we get back, we're gonna have some more Kenny f'ing Powers. 604 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,650 Give it up for Kenny. 605 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,764 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)