1 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:09,087 Holy shit! I killed it in there! 2 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:10,969 You were so awesome! 3 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:13,884 Your quips were sensational, Kenny. 4 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,926 Yo, Tinseltown, show business better look out 'cause I'm coming for ya. 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:21,047 You were so great, baby. You had so much control. 6 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:23,003 Hey, April, did your pussy get wet in there? 7 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,560 I know if I had a pussy it'd be wet as shit. 8 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,642 I'd be like squirting... (SQUIRTING SOUNDS) 9 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,370 Dude, why you talking about my wife's private parts? 10 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,967 Oh, well... No, I'm sorry. I apologize, Lady Powers. 11 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,281 Don't call her Lady Powers. Just call her April, man. 12 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:36,964 Come on, don't ruin this celebratory moment 13 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,724 with being shameful and vulgar. 14 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,404 No, no. I don't mean to ruin it. I'm just so excited. 15 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:42,005 I haven't felt this good in so long. 16 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,289 I just wanna... I just wanna punch something. 17 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,407 (LAUGHS) 18 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,801 (SCREAMING) 19 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:48,961 - Yo, what the fuck? - Oh, my God! 20 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,883 - Oh, my God! - What the fuck? 21 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,123 - I'm hurt, Kenny! - Stevie, are you okay? 22 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,725 - I need... Help me, Kenny. - No, no, no, no. 23 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,565 Gross! No, no, no. Don't get your fucking blood on me. 24 00:00:58,640 --> 00:00:59,721 Ugh! 25 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:00,961 (SCREAMING) 26 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,161 Stevie, breathe. 27 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,288 - Okay, I'm gonna see you at home. - Help me! Help me! 28 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,169 - Bye, baby. I love you. - I love you. 29 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,405 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 30 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,050 See you later, pumpkin. 31 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,243 KENNY: Children, raise your 5 Alives. 32 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,681 Because of my amazing television efforts 33 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:26,967 and my newfound relationship with show business, 34 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,849 we never have to worry about money again. 35 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,321 Picture the future. You're both entering high school. 36 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,603 While all the other dum-dums are there selling dime bags 37 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,444 and trading Garbage Pail Kids cards, 38 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:37,851 you'll be polishing your Porsches. 39 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,730 Riding your horses, hanging out with the preps 40 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,729 with sweaters loosely tied around your necks. 41 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,211 Let the memories of this patriarch begin now. 42 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,523 - To Daddy. - To Daddy. 43 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,410 - To Daddy. - And now, the giving of the gifts. 44 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,131 - Gifts? - That's right. 45 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,486 I bought everyone a small token 46 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,450 to commemorate this amazing moment for our family. 47 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,686 First up is Mama. 48 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,531 Look at that, huh? 49 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,086 Oh, this is nice. 50 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,889 That's a fair trade candle. 51 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,088 We now can afford to buy products that are made the right way. 52 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,010 Smells so good, babe. 53 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,686 Next up, Shayna Bear. 54 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,250 Looky, looky, looky here. 55 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:14,486 Little shorty's got back. 56 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,483 A Louis V backpack, that is. 57 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,722 That's a mighty big gift for her. 58 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,451 Oh, yes. Several grand, in fact. 59 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:22,686 Where's my present? 60 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,601 He is in the garage. 61 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:28,761 Meet Dakota. 62 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,928 I got him from a Craigslist Indian. 63 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:32,846 APRIL: Is that a real wolf? 64 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,161 Pure bred. That's what the red man told me. 65 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:38,210 I mean, there's no paperwork or anything because of their goddamn oral traditions. 66 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,328 But, seems legit to me. 67 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,401 (GROWLING) 68 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,211 You know, I'm not so sure that this is a good gift for a five year old. 69 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,647 What are you talking about, April? This is a perfect gift for Toby. 70 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,165 With my new high-paying television job, 71 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,083 I'm not gonna be around the house as much as I'd like to be. 72 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:53,528 So it's very important that Toby has a strong male role model 73 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:54,681 so he doesn't turn out weird. 74 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,405 Dakota's gonna serve as a spirit guide. 75 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:57,807 Hey. 76 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,689 You watch yourself, motherfucker. 77 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,524 Because of this opportunity, our family's gonna be taken care of forever. 78 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,962 Who knows, next stop could be space camp. 79 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,328 - Who wants to go to space? - BOTH: Me! 80 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:09,487 Who wants to pet this wolf? 81 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,164 - (GROWLING) - (GASPS) 82 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,241 Hey. 83 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,361 I'm a television star and I own you. 84 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,962 Whoo! God damn. Kenny Powers, series regular on TV. 85 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,248 Feels like the first day of school out here, huh? 86 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,321 Oh, yeah. 87 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,370 Everybody's inside the cafeteria wanting to know what I'm gonna wear. 88 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,721 What kind of crazy shit's gonna come out of my mouth. 89 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,406 They all know that I'm just the wild card this show needs 90 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,323 to nab that elusive demographic. 91 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,811 That Hunger Games demo. 92 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,042 That John Carter from Mars demo. 93 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,646 Kenny, you skew extremely young. 94 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:45,960 Yeah, no shit. 95 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,202 Now where we at with them gift baskets? We locked and loaded? 96 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,931 They're right here, dog. Boom. 97 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:55,170 Whoo! Looking good. Moose Munch. Coffee macadamia toffee. 98 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,049 - You know what the move is. - What's the move? 99 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,771 Put my motion picture personal autobiographical screenplays 100 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,410 into Guy Young's gift basket. 101 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,524 That's how the Antwone Fisher story was made. 102 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,329 Autobiographical screenplay, Kenny? 103 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,731 When do I get to read it? 104 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,406 Well, when I get the N. D. forms filled out by my lawyer. 105 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,482 Until then, you ain't touching shit, dog. 106 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:15,804 A'ight. I'll back off. I'll back off. But soon. Hopefully. 107 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,241 (CLAPS) Enough of your creative sensitivities. 108 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,283 Let's give people some baskets. 109 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,011 You smell like a horse's ass. I don't want to smell you. 110 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,206 It's a professional environment. 111 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,328 - I'll talk to her. I will. - Please, talk to her. 112 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,321 A-tisket, a-tasket. I brought you a motherfucking gift basket. 113 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,447 (LAUGHTER) 114 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,521 KP. 115 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,443 - Shit, is that for me? - Yeah, that is for you. 116 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:34,521 Well, this is for you. 117 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,444 Ah, shit. Great minds think alike. What's up, my man? 118 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,124 - Look at that, huh? - All right. 119 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,201 Whoo! 120 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,851 Harry and David, a top purveyor. I like that a lot. 121 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,081 God damn. Yeah, I also included 122 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,640 a copy of my new motion picture screenplay I recently finished, 123 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,803 450 pages of box office gold. It's my life story, dude. 124 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,042 Whoa. Kenny Powers is a writer too, huh? 125 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,327 Screenplayist. 126 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,165 Who's this handsome pumpkin right here? Is this your fuck buddy? 127 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,241 I wish. 128 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:58,721 What the fuck is this? 129 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,804 That's a coupon book for activities in and around the Charlotte area. 130 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:02,881 You're gonna like that. 131 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,930 Grandfather Mountain, Carowinds. A waterpark? 132 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,850 My kids are gonna shit their pants when they see this. 133 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,285 I'll tell you what, I'm gonna shit my pants 134 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:12,728 looking at this expensive-ass squirt bottle of Moroccan hair oil. 135 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,882 That shit'll get you smelling like an Egyptian cab driver. 136 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,685 - I'm sure it's very nice and thank you, Kenny. - Hey, you're welcome. 137 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,649 I think this is gonna be a wonderful union. 138 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,849 Kenny Powers is just the thing this show needs to get the ratings up. 139 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,082 Well, I wouldn't worry about that, Kenny. The ratings are just fine. 140 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,527 Yeah, I know. We'll just, you know, focus on the four quadrant, 141 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,682 - the target market, Nielsens. - Kenny, the ratings are fine. 142 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,171 - Conrad, tell him the ratings are fine. - They're fine. 143 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,446 - They're good. - Yeah. 144 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,891 - They'll be better, though. - They'll be better... 145 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,566 Don't worry about that. You know what I mean? Keep your mind on the prize. 146 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,722 All right. I'll leave the mathematics to you guys. 147 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,371 I'll focus on the "lights, camera, action." 148 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,602 - Show business. - GUY: Show business, KP. 149 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:44,681 (LAUGHS) 150 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,491 CASSIE: There's my smart boy. 151 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,085 God, look at you. 152 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,725 So handsome. 153 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,366 Get on the ground! This is a fucking home invasion! 154 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,441 Jesus. 155 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,285 (LAUGHING) 156 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,724 - It's me. - CASSIE: Oh, my God. 157 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,609 Word. Wayne, you're graduating? 158 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,405 No. He is getting his GED actually, Kenny. 159 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,051 (CHUCKLING) You dumb-ass. There's a ceremony for that? 160 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,121 What's up, bro? 161 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,531 What the hell are you doing here, Kenny? 162 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:13,286 Relax, guys. I'm not here to terrorize. 163 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,801 Just came by for a friendly family visit. 164 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:19,527 It's no mystery that over the years our families have drifted. 165 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,161 - Our families are strange. - Estranged. 166 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,049 That's what I'm saying, Cassie, that we're... 167 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,646 - You didn't say that. You said, "strange." - That's what I'm saying. 168 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,246 - No, you didn't. You said, "strange." - Shit's not the... No, I said... 169 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,243 Look, you know what I'm getting at. We're not friends. 170 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,768 - What do you want, Kenny? - I wanna squish our beef. 171 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,761 What I've done in the past is of no merits here. 172 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:39,366 The bottom line, I wanna buy back your family's love 173 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:43,002 with these fucking dope passes to Congo Canyon Resort. 174 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,485 (CHUCKLES) 175 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:48,009 - Congo Canyon? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not so fast, sticky fingers. 176 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,481 What do you say, Dustin? Let's put aside our differences. 177 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,125 Take leaks in the lazy river. 178 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,443 Take our shirts off and slide down water slides. What do you say? 179 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:56,846 Not interested. 180 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,409 Dustin, I think Kenny is trying to apologize... 181 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,601 - DUSTIN: You stay out of this, Cassie. - Okay. 182 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,682 Guys, guys, guys, guys. Don't fight, okay? 183 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,364 Look, I got my fame back. 184 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:07,683 And I wanna share it with my kinfolk. I'm ready to do it right this time. 185 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,081 All you do when you get famous is act like a bigger asshole. 186 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,089 - Okay. - Dustin, I'm a mature man. 187 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,010 I have a wife and kids. I listen to fucking Terry Gross now. 188 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,526 Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! 189 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,886 Motherfucking This American Life. 190 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,883 No. You're the same as you always were. 191 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,202 First chance you get, you're gonna burn all that to the ground. 192 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,691 You don't know what I'm trying to burn to the ground. 193 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,364 You're just being nasty and being a jerk. 194 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,603 None of you motherfuckers are gonna get tan and take your shirts off with me. 195 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,250 You're all gonna be dry. 196 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,802 The only people that get to get wet are people that are nice to me. 197 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,723 Goodbye, you. 198 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:38,926 (WOLF HOWLS) 199 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,001 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 200 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,731 ROBOT: Kenny, let's dance, dog. KENNY: Yeah, dog. 201 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,764 Check out Yul Brynner. I just bought his fucking ass on SkyMall. 202 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,846 Okay. It was a car last week and now it's a robot. 203 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,809 And this weekend you're taking everybody to the waterpark. 204 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:54,202 You know what? I think this is just getting out of hand. I think we need to take it slow. 205 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,886 We took it slow for five years, April. And it fucking sucked. 206 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,281 It was not that bad. 207 00:07:58,360 --> 00:07:59,691 It was terrible, April. 208 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:01,603 Literally, I almost killed myself 20 different times. 209 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,808 I put a gun in my mouth and almost pulled the trigger. 210 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,366 I ain't going back to them days. 211 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,250 Okay, I can't take you seriously right now because you're dancing with a robot. 212 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:11,449 - YUL: Aw. - Now you've insulted him. How rude. 213 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,404 Go about your journeys, Yul. 214 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,326 YUL: See ya. 215 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,051 All I'm saying is that we've been given an opportunity 216 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,804 and I just don't want it to change us. 217 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,326 Man, you're spitting the same shit Dustin was throwing at me. 218 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,204 Talking about burning this whole thing to the ground. 219 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,520 Why the hell doesn't anybody trust me? 220 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,331 I just don't want us to rush into anything, that's all. 221 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,687 Rush into what? Buying our family exotic robotics? 222 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:36,369 Fucking treating our loved ones and friends to a weekend at the waterpark? 223 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,204 I mean, come on. It's not that big of a deal. 224 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,768 I mean, unless of course you got some sort of weird issue with slides. 225 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,088 I don't got nothing against slides, Kenny. 226 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,050 - Not even the ones with the inner tubes? - No. I love the ones with inner tubes. 227 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,441 - What about the ones with the mats? - Love the ones with mats. 228 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,405 - Prove it. - (LAUGHING) 229 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:54,720 Those big tits go in there. 230 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:00,843 KENNY: Fame for me has been a many-headed Hydra. 231 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,800 You cut off one head and it sprouts another. 232 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:08,244 My baseball career was beheaded on a warm night in Texas many years ago. 233 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,131 So be it. 234 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,801 A new head is sure to grow in its place. 235 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,689 Perhaps the head of a movie star. 236 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,522 Or a race car driver. 237 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,643 One head might be selfish and mean. 238 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:26,241 But that doesn't mean the next head to replace it can't still be thoughtful and nice. 239 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,724 The Hydra has many heads. 240 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,685 (MUSIC PLAYING) 241 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,161 Look at my family, so happy and joyous. 242 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,529 They love me so much. 243 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,883 I just hope I don't let them down. 244 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:50,447 Yeah. 245 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,841 In Mexico, you just slide down a fucking garbage chute, huh? 246 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:55,048 - Put the hose on it. - Hey, Kenny. Thank you. 247 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,929 - Thanks, Ken. - On behalf of all of us. Thank you. 248 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:57,967 Hey, no worries. 249 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:01,283 I can't believe your fancy TV job gives you free passes to the waterpark. 250 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,407 - That's so cute. - (LAUGHTER) 251 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,602 - So cute. - Is it cute? 252 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:05,647 I wouldn't call it cute. 253 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:08,530 I mean, cute's kinda what I would use to describe, like, a Cabbage Patch Kid. 254 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:12,686 I mean, I just figured they'd give you season tickets to Panther games 255 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,603 or something a little more la-di-da. 256 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,728 I don't really know what the hell you're getting at, 257 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,450 - but I do get those things too. - We do. 258 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,046 This is just all I'm sharing with you guys. The fucking entry-level junk. 259 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,362 - Okay, well, thank you. - You're welcome. 260 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,408 And also, don't try to poke holes in my shit. 261 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:26,851 (LAUGHTER) 262 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,361 It's time to celebrate, don't masturbate. 263 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,608 Just celebrate, don't masturbate. 264 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,160 - ALL: Whoo! - Shots all around. Shots all around. 265 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,810 - Don't use limes. - Don't use limes. 266 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:36,961 No training wheels. 267 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,850 I would like to propose a toast to old friends... 268 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,331 - Yes. - ...and new friends. 269 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,402 - Yes. - Gene and Tel, you guys are awesome. 270 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:44,481 - Awesome. - Thank you. 271 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,483 But there's someone even more awesome. 272 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:51,202 The man who made this all possible. The most generous, selfless man. 273 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:56,241 To TV's newest star, the love of my life, Mr. Kenny Powers. 274 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,685 (CHEERING) 275 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:00,766 KENNY: Down the hatch. 276 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,491 Let's remember to pace ourselves today, boys and girls, okay? 277 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,045 - Yeah, absolutely. - No, fuck that shit. 278 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,885 But what about the kids? You know, I just think I'm getting a little wasted. 279 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,770 That's like goddamn ankle-deep water. Ain't nobody drowning in that shit. 280 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,525 If one of them kids can drown, then they don't deserve to be alive. 281 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,807 - This is goddamn Darwinism right here. - (LAUGHING) 282 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,611 Waiter! Another round for me and my friends here. 283 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,081 I'm waiting to see Tel dip them balls in some whiskey. 284 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,284 - Motherfucker came here in a Speedo. - APRIL: Surprise! 285 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,645 (ROCK MUSIC) 286 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,089 - Hey! - Jaws. 287 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,526 What the fuck, dude? 288 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,728 You got a big old nasty boner in your pants. 289 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,046 I know, why you trying to play? 290 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:23,169 Man, Kenny, I remember when I used to wait for the goddamn days to go down. 291 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,083 My dick is so fucked right now. 292 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,084 Well, have you tried using drugs, like Cialis or Viagra or some shit? 293 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,243 I've used all the pills and piss pumps. But it doesn't do anything. 294 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,243 It just makes my dick bright red, man. 295 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,005 - You need to see a doctor, dude. - STEVIE: No, there's gotta be some way, man. 296 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,242 Do you know any other magic spells or dick tricks? 297 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,601 I mean, I guess the only advice I could have is just 298 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,250 maybe you should just appreciate what you got. 299 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,846 Even if what you got is a woman that's built like mashed potatoes. 300 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,567 - Mashed potatoes? - See to her needs, dog. 301 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,007 Tend to her. Kiss, caress, attend. 302 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,567 - Kiss, caress, attend. - You see where we're going here? 303 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:56,281 I'm trying to isolate your performance anxiety by focusing on her needs, homey. 304 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,011 You just gotta figure out how to put some gravy on them taters. 305 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,242 - Some cum gravy. - There you go. 306 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,685 (BOTH LAUGH) 307 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:06,203 All right, here's the deal. I'm not paying for the queso or the enchiladas. 308 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,964 But we will pay for the guacamole. 309 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,601 Sweep the leg. 310 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,809 Sweep slumdog's leg. 311 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:18,881 Hey, hey! 312 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,768 This is so much fun. 313 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,361 Damn it, Brennan! 314 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,044 You're supposed to hold on. 315 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,249 Okay, it's been like a little while since I've done this so you just like, 316 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,402 - need to be easy. - What is she doing? 317 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:34,844 Okay, go ahead. Just be easy. A little up. 318 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,810 April. Honey, this is absolutely inappropriate. 319 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:41,003 - This is inappropriate. - Dix! How you doin', Dix? 320 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,162 I'm not that great because our children are right over there. 321 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,481 Dix, I think you need to do this with me. I need you to grab a beer... 322 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,881 - No, no, thank you. - ...and a boy and let's get hammered together. 323 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,849 No. You know what I'm gonna grab? I'm gonna grab your husband. 324 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:53,606 Ah, come on! Oh, yeah! 325 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:57,691 There you go, get him. Grab his Speedo. Rip his swim cap off. 326 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,366 Kenny, you better come get your wife right now. 327 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,771 - Why? - She's drunk. 328 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,688 Time out. Time out. 329 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,765 God damn. She is getting fucked up. 330 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:12,841 All right, you. Get in here. 331 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,048 I got a trash can down here in case you get sick, all right? 332 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,121 I gotta wash my hair. 333 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,328 - No, no, no. No, let's... - I gotta wash... 334 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,124 - You wash it in the morning, all right? - I have puke in it. 335 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,168 No, no. There's no puke in it. I think it's just suntan lotion. 336 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,720 Where the hell are your shoes at? You wanna get under the covers? 337 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,171 I wanna get under the covers. 338 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,561 Yeah, that's what I'm saying, god damn it. Get under these covers. 339 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,128 - There you go. - (PHONE RINGS) 340 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,050 Daddy, is Mom okay? 341 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,124 Yeah, she's cool, man. She's just pooped from riding all those rides. 342 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,044 - Y'all like movies? - BOTH: Yeah! 343 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,691 Yeah. How about G.I. Joe: Retaliation? 344 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:51,044 I didn't really appreciate it the first time I saw it, but upon multiple viewings it holds up. 345 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,562 You guys watch it two, three times? That cool? 346 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:54,766 - Okay. - Yeah. 347 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,002 Why don't you sing your mom your good night song? 348 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,011 BOTH: (SINGING) Good night, good night, good night! 349 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,081 Whoo! 350 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,960 Good night, good night, good night! 351 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,691 I was trying to get into my computer the other day and I couldn't get in. 352 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,882 I was typing in "WakeForest", which is my password. 353 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,883 "WakeForest," denied. "WakeForest," denied. 354 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,724 For a moment there you were locked out of your own computer. 355 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,926 I didn't know, I couldn't get in my computer. 356 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,923 It's a really bad feeling when you lock yourself out. 357 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,925 Finally, I realize, when I set up the password, I used a dollar sign instead of the "S". 358 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,525 So, duh. 359 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,241 Jesus Christ, dude. 360 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,170 The women are sleeping upstairs, Gene's putting us to sleep down here. 361 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,805 - My God. - I like Gene's stories. 362 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,724 You like Gene's stories. Of course you do. Because they're fucking boring, Tel. 363 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,290 - Just like you. - STEVIE: Oh, snap. 364 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,601 - TEL: Come on. Sorry. - Jesus Christ. 365 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,404 You're not Kenny Powers, are you? 366 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,882 Uh, yes, I am. Every day and night. 367 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,206 - Are these shots for me? - Yeah... 368 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,163 - Well, I thought we could... - Thank you very much. 369 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,488 ...toss a few back. All right. 370 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,767 Boom. Gratitude. Nice to meet you. 371 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,609 - Take care. - My name's Shawnsee. 372 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,368 This is Jessie. Don't worry, she's just my sister. 373 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,883 Yeah. I saw you on TV 374 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,964 fighting that black dude and it fucking cracked me up. 375 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,769 - It's always nice to meet a fan, of course. - Yeah. 376 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,848 Shit. This is Uncle Hal. 377 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,730 He's fucking crazy, man. He is just like you. 378 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,691 I don't really see the resemblance. 379 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,087 My eyes aren't all fucking vacant and hollow like his. 380 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:17,325 - Why don't you hang out with us, Kenny? - You wanna take this party upstairs? 381 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,965 Actually, we were about to head out. 382 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,287 No, no. Ignore this Taliban cleric over here. 383 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,450 Let's take the party upstairs. 384 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:24,721 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 385 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,406 Hey, is there a different Wi-Fi password on this floor of the hotel? 386 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,482 Put that shit away. What's wrong with you, man? 387 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:35,567 Fuck. I just took a big old dump and now I'm ready to party with Kenny Powers. 388 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,605 - (GIGGLES) - Cocaine. 389 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,929 - Whoa. Jesus. No thanks. - (KENNY LAUGHS) 390 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,365 I got a buzz from the beers. 391 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,808 Whoa, whoa. Hard drugs. 392 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,201 Hard drugs? Your people make this shit, right? 393 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,045 Look at y'all, scared shitless over a Schedule II narcotic. 394 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,685 I'll show you fucking drugs. 395 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,286 I'll show you exactly how to do some motherfucking drugs. 396 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,205 Eyebrow-licking time. 397 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:26,524 (IN RASPY VOICE) Gene and Tel. The cocaine monster is here. What are you doing? 398 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,804 (LAUGHING) You motherfuckers are on the bed, huh? Come on! 399 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,884 - Your turns to do cocaine. - No. I'm not doing any coke, man. 400 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,441 - 'Cause it's pretty late... - Dudes, dudes. Sh-sh-sh-sh. 401 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,324 Just don't give me this shit right now. Listen. 402 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,008 We fucking are sharing some important times in our lives. 403 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,610 Let's fucking add to the sensations. 404 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:44,761 - All right. Kenny, enough. - Hey, come on. 405 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,649 This was supposed to be about the kids, all right? 406 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,325 We're not supposed to be up here having this party. 407 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,681 Gene, brother. Brother man. Come on, dude. 408 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,924 - I know your jokes fucking suck... - No, man. 409 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,446 - ...but win my respect, motherfucker. - That's enough, okay? 410 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,090 We're gonna go to bed. It's been... 411 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,003 - Tel, god damn it. Do cocaine. - No. 412 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,281 - Okay. I'm just kidding around. - Okay. 413 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,441 - But do cocaine. - Kenny. 414 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,208 - Sleep well. - (MOCKING) Okay, Tel. I will. 415 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,966 The fuck? 416 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,603 - (GIGGLING) - How's it going? 417 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:15,370 - Jesus. - Don't say a fucking word 418 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,124 about what you saw in there. Do you hear me? 419 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,641 - Of course. I'm just tired. - Yeah, you're tired. 420 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,883 If you tell your fucking wives, I swear to God I will tell them 421 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,928 - that you slept with those women. - Jesus, man. 422 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,042 I paid for all your fucking families to be here. 423 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,484 You said you got those tickets from work. 424 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,806 How dare you? 425 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,524 How dare you? Tel, get him out of here. 426 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,329 I don't wanna see him. Get him out of here. 427 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,084 Go. Get! 428 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,725 Let's go, let's go, Gene. 429 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,086 How dare you, Gene? 430 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,206 Uh... 431 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,686 I got good news. 432 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,602 My sister wants to suck your dick. 433 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:05,521 - That's dope news. - And also, your balls. 434 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,364 She told me to tell you that. 435 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,004 That's very flattering. She's a pretty fucking gorgeous girl. 436 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,530 But I'm married, homes. Fucking locked down. 437 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,570 Fucking balls don't get no attention anymore. 438 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,451 Yeah. 439 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,247 What's wrong with you? 440 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,525 Wanna go swimming? 441 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,250 - (GIGGLING) - Come on, come on. Keep up, keep up. 442 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,445 Sh-sh-sh-sh. 443 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,761 Okay. 444 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,006 Show 'em what you got. 445 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,806 No lines at the waterpark. 446 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,407 This is what I call a wet dream. 447 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,126 Take it off. 448 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,808 Don't fall. I think that my face is too... 449 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,291 This water's really warm. 450 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,205 Oh, my God, my nipples are hard. 451 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,051 Yeah. We've been partying like wild, right? 452 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,441 Yeah. Your brother's pretty fucking crazy, too. 453 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,170 We're twins. 454 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,561 - (LAUGHS) Yeah, you said as much. - I know. 455 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,881 He was talking some pretty crazy shit up there about you. 456 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,884 - Oh, my God. Like what was he saying? - All kinds of shit. 457 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,930 - Fucking spilling the beans on your ass. - (LAUGHS) Beans? 458 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,480 Like what kind of beans? Like in a salad or what? 459 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,405 No, not beans in a salad. Just stuff you've been saying. 460 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,050 What I been saying? 461 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,966 I don't know. You tell me what you told him to tell me. 462 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,680 - (LAUGHS) You wanna hear? - Yeah. 463 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,890 I'll tell you. 464 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,561 In my room. Room 289. 465 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,727 (GIGGLES) 466 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,165 - Yeah? - Yeah. 467 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,601 (EXHALES) 468 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,364 Oh, Jessie. 469 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,204 Sweet, young, 470 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,362 full of promise and potential. 471 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,923 You know I really do appreciate the fact that you're drawn to me, 472 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,520 and what I do. 473 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,127 But no. 474 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,645 I can't come up to your hotel room. 475 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,966 I've been given a second chance at fame. 476 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,804 I got people depending on me. 477 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,925 Got a wife, kids, family. 478 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,286 (SIGHS) I can't abuse this second chance I've been granted. 479 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,569 There'll be no dick sucks tonight. 480 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,485 Like, I can't lick it or whatever? 481 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,410 No. Just... 482 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,006 My dick can't ever be in your mouth ever, okay? 483 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,889 I... Okay. 484 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,450 - It's for the best... Yeah, no... - So... Oh, sorry... 485 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,487 No, you go ahead. No, no. I'm sorry. 486 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,403 - No, what were you gonna say? - You go ahead. What were you gonna say? 487 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,801 I was just gonna say it's warm in here, so it's nice. 488 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,331 Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. It is warm, I know. 489 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,971 For a second, like, I was thinking it was cold. But no, it is warm. 490 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,765 - It's like, yeah... - Yeah. 491 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,966 It's so pretty. 492 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,925 What do you think the other guys are doing? 493 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,846 And I don't even think that cocaine did that much to me. 494 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:18,244 It's just like I'm inside of a rainbow right now. On one hand, I feel like I'm talking too much. 495 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,322 On the other hand, I don't feel like I'm talking enough. 496 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,044 Like I have more to... Oh! 497 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,569 - Oh, it feels so good. - Security! 498 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,405 - Get out of the pool. - Kenny, it's the cops! 499 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,967 - Oh, shit! - It's the cops. 500 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,404 Come on, god damn it. Shit. 501 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,280 (SIGHS) 502 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:10,611 STEVIE: (WHISPERING) Kiss, caress, attend. 503 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,680 Kiss, caress, attend. 504 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:23,162 - Harder. - Kiss, caress, attend. 505 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,766 Harder. 506 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,091 (WHIMPERS) 507 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,011 What is it, Stevie? 508 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,089 It's not you, it's me, okay? 509 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:40,210 I did coke tonight. I have coke dick. I did tons and tons of coke. 510 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,400 (SIGHS) 511 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,050 Fuck me. 512 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,722 Dear God, should I go get my dick sucked? 513 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:18,967 (WHISPERING) Jessie. 514 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,370 - Hey. - Hi. 515 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,686 Congratulations. 516 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,291 (CHUCKLES) What? 517 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,802 I decided to take you up on one of those sweet cock sucks 518 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,006 you were talking about from earlier. 519 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:39,721 Oh. 520 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,320 No, honey. 521 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,166 No. You were right. 522 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,011 You have a family. We can't. It's too messed up. 523 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,368 You don't have to worry about that, it's fine. 524 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,805 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 525 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,683 No, I'm sorry. Good night. 526 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,366 Good night. 527 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,043 - Is it time to get up? - No, no, no, no. 528 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,451 The kids are still asleep. 529 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:42,440 Listen, I got to admit it. That you were right. 530 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:47,723 I needed this. We needed this. 531 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:52,328 Thank you so much for making me realize it. 532 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,121 Because I had a fucking blast. 533 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,289 Yeah. Well, I told you that this would be awesome. So, yeah. 534 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,450 It's a great time. 535 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,446 Okay. So now you can be really honest with me. How bad did I embarrass myself? 536 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,602 - Oh, come on. You were fine. - You can tell the truth. 537 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,444 No, no. You were fine. 538 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:15,485 Seriously, don't get in your head about it. Nothing bad happened. 539 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,165 Nothing at all. 540 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,240 (SIGHS)