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(HOLIDAY MUSIC)

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- (BELL RINGING)
- MAN: Merry Christmas.

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KENNY: Some say change is
the hardest thing in the world.

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(BOTH MOANING)

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- (SIGHS)
- Whoo.

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They say that whoever you are, you're stuck
being that person till you're dead.

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The transformation from worm to butterfly
is nature's ultimate metamorphosis.

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The change into your ultimate self is easy
when there's no other option.

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You look back at the past,
at the man you were,

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and you're like, "Man, fuck that little bitch.
Fuck that bitchass life."

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Then you peer into the future's mist
and get just a glance of the future you,

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all strong and rich,
getting your fucking come up,

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and you're like, "Aw, hell, yeah.

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"That's the motherfucking man I'm becoming.
That's the fucking man I wants to be."

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'Cause a real man knows
there's only one direction to face

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and that's fucking forward.

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(HIP-HOP HOLIDAY MUSIC)

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Whoo! God damn!
(MIMICS GUNSHOT)

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Don't hog the sneeze, bro. Let me in there.

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Get in there, motherfucker. Come on.

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Ugh. Disgusting, dude.
You got your chin in it.

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- What?
- Gross.

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I'm sorry, man.
I'm still trying to figure out these dimensions.

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That is a pretty bold chin.

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Better be bold.
Cost me 50 Gs for this motherfucker.

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Speaking of Gs, I was wondering,

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is there gonna be
a Christmas bonus this year?

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- Christmas bonus?
- Yeah. I'm just saying,

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between this chin and Maria's titties,

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I can't afford Christmas gifts
for my kids, unfortunately.

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You don't have any money
to buy your kids gifts?

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Yeah, I miscalculated.

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Man, you better chill with
that Bob Cratchit bullshit.

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Don't be acting like you don't
get paid handsomely, all right?

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That shit's gonna piss me off.

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Don't trip. I'm just asking. Geez.

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Do I got any coke boogers up my nose?

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No. Do I got any coke on my chin?

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Yeah, dude. Your goddamn
whole thing's covered in it.

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Looks like the fucking tip of Mount Everest.

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May I have everyone's attention, please?
Gather round.

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Get your dicks outta your hands.
Come on. Gather round.

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Your new leader has an announcement.

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(STEVIE MIMICS FANFARE)

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Make a path. Make a path.

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Make a path.

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Good day, everyone.

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Ratings are in the shitter.

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We all knew that Guy Young's
racist diatribe was gonna hurt us all.

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But as your new leader, I promise you

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that I will turn this
fucking sinking ship around

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with the help of the Sesh Christmas Special.

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Sound team, I'm gonna need
you guys to cut together

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a symphony of farts.
I need it to be hilarious, okay?

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Casting, I'd like you to find me an array
of young beautiful women to be my reindeer.

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Wardrobes, I'd like you to create
some reindeer suits with the titties cut out.

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Hold on. What's all this shit?

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Why we fucking with the formula?
Guy Young did it right.

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He had us doing a silly little version of
Twelve Days of Christmas

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- and that shit was dope.
- It was dope? Really? Guy Young?

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He's a racist, Jimmy.

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Being racist, it's far from dope, dudes.

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I defeated Guy Young.
So that makes me the HNIC.

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If anybody has any problems with that,

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well, you can direct your inquiries
to Billy and/or Trent.

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Y'all wanna fuck with two dudes wearing
Wilsons Leather black fucking coats?

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None of you wanna fuck
with this Wilsons Leather shit.

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Great. Beautiful.

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I can't wait to see
what we do together, all right?

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This Christmas show's gonna be spectacular.

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Thank you for your time.
Get back to work, please.

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Everyone, back to work! Back to work!
There's nothing more to see here!

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You're on the clock.

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(DOOR OPENS)

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Let's make this quick. My client's a busy man.

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Okay. On behalf of Mrs. Powers,
I have outlined a temporary arrangement

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which gives April Powers access to half
of the assets of the family accounts.

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(GIGGLES)

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On behalf of Mr. Powers,
we decline the arrangement.

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Excuse me?

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Jared, break 'em off something.
Tell 'em what's good.

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Mrs. Powers is denied access to all assets
till a settlement has been reached

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or the filing has been withdrawn.

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Kenny, you took all the money
out of the joint account?

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Nah, April. Jared did. Motherfucker's cray.

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APRIL: Can he do that?

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Mr. Powers is also sole title holder
on the family vehicles.

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KENNY: Nice work, Benjamin.

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You better get used to walking, muchacha.

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Kenny, can I talk to you outside?

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Very well.

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What's wrong, April? Your little storybook
divorce getting all fucked up?

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- This isn't fair, Kenny.
- I know it's not fair.

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My legal dream team is
long-dicking you up the butt.

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I'll spend every penny I have
to win this divorce. Do you hear me?

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Can't we just be adults about this?

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- Think about the kids, Kenny.
- Oh, I'm thinking about the kids.

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I'm thinking about how
I'm gonna turn 'em against you.

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Wait till Christmas. Then we'll see who gets
them the better presents.

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I wanted to talk to you about that.

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I was thinking that you could
celebrate with them on the 23rd.

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- The fucking 23rd?
- Yeah.

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You selfish little trollop.

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How dare you keep those children
from me on Christmas morn?

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Those children are gonna be devastated.

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They are so upset
about so many things, Kenny.

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They're upset about Dakota.
They keep talking about him.

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I don't understand how
it got outta the garage, by the way.

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Well, don't you be looking
at me all accusatory.

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All right? I don't know how the fuck
he got outta the garage either.

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Maybe he fucking used
an ancient Navajo fucking wolf warp.

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Kenny, please.

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This is a nightmare right now.
There has to be a more simple way.

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- There has to be.
- Well, I know a simple way.

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- Okay, what?
- Call it off, April.

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Fucking let me come back
to the house and all this will go away.

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You and I can just call this shit a draw.

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I can't.

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I want out.

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Very well, then.

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I want you to remember
that this is what you wanted.

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Remember it...

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(WHISPERS) When I beat you.

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Merry Chri-ma.

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(HOLIDAY MUSIC)

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KENNY: Going through
a divorce is the shit, dude.

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- Hey.
- Aw, yeah.

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Hey, lady.

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KENNY: I'm seeing a lot of looks out here.

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STEVIE: Ooh, look at her.
KENNY: Kristi Yamaguchi?

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Nah. Kristi Yama-gonna-fuck-you.

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- Ooh, yeah.
- (LAUGHING)

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I gotta tell you, man, if I can win Christmas,
April's gonna be fucked.

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- So what's the move, dog?
- I'll tell you the move.

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I found out all the presents
April's getting the kids for Christmas,

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I'm gonna get the same exact ones.
Fuck her shit all up.

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Hope you saved them receipts, April,
'cause you taking that shit back to the store.

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- That bitch is gonna feel dumb as hell, dog.
- God damn, dude.

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Stop calling her a bitch, all right?
Technically we're still married.

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I mean, I don't call your wife a bitch.

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Okay. I have called her a bitch before, but...

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Yeah, April's different. She's a white person.

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- (CHUCKLES)
- Must be nice, you know,

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being able to buy your kids
everything they want for Christmas.

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Or just anything at all, really.

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It is.

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You know, I was thinking, since we won't
be opening gifts Christmas morning,

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I'll have some extra time and maybe
you could let me read your screenplay.

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Look, Stevie, I appreciate the fact that
you are interested in my life's story,

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but you're not reading it, all right?

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You think Tom Cruise or Vin Diesel
goes around letting

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just any Tom, Dick or Jay Leno
read their fucking screenplays?

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No. They don't.

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Chin up, Stevie.
I'm sure you'll figure out something.

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(LAUGHS)

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Get it? Chin up. 'Cause you got a new chin.

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DOORMAN: Morning, sir.

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(INDISTINCT)

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What the hell are you two doing
loitering in this fancy hotel?

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Uh, well, actually, we came because
we're really worried about you, Kenny.

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We know that you're going
through a rough patch

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and just don't want you to harm yourself.

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What the hell do you think I'm gonna do?
Put a gun in my mouth?

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Give me a fucking break.

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I ain't going through a rough patch, Cassie.

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What we got going on here?

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One, two, three, four, five,
six, infinity and beyond.

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That's right.
Still fucking rich as hell. Still on TV.

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Still living in the fucking presidential suite
in the middle of downtown Charlotte.

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I'd say shit's going pretty good.

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(CLEARS THROAT)
I meant with your marriage.

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I would really like it if you would come
spend Christmas with us, Kenny.

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Um, I thought it might be fun
to go caroling together as a family.

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You can fucking catch me dead
before I goddamn go caroling, all right?

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That shit's for Christians and retards.

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You've got lonely eyes, Kenny. I can see it.

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(SCOFFS) Not lonely. Just went on
a fucking coke binge last night.

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- I'm tired.
- Okay.

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While Little Jack Horner over there's
sitting in the corner being a bitch.

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- You're not making much of an effort, Dustin.
- I'm here, ain't I?

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(SCOFFS) Isn't it funny?
This played out exactly how I said it would.

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You're gonna change your heart.
You're gonna wanna come back to me

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and by that time I'm gonna be rich
and famous, you little Christmas starfucker.

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See? What'd I tell you.
Rich or poor, Kenny,

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you're still an asshole!

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Whatevs.

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Merry fucking Christmas, Cassie.

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Merry fucking Christmas.

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Okay, everybody.
We're going to do a half-speed rehearsal

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with the necessary adjustments.

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You've been fucking up all day
and you're not that pretty.

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You are not that pretty.

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- So you need to dance harder.
- JIMMY: Hey, yo.

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- Why we gotta sit way the fuck back here?
- And cue the music.

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- (HOLIDAY MUSIC PLAYS)
- ANNOUNCER: Aw, yeah. Y'all know what it is.

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It's time for another Sports Sesh.

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And now, your host, Kenny Powers.

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Here he comes. Here he comes.

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(MUSIC CONTINUES)

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Okay, that's not obviously far enough.
The fucking "X" marks the spot, people.

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What the fuck? Can't I get anybody
who can do simple fucking wire work?

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Jesus Christ!

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Stagecraft, people. Come on.

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Back to one. We're doing it again.

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- Back to one, people. Back to one.
- Jesus.

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Hey, Kenny, Kenny.
Let me holla at you for a minute.

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Jimmy, what the fuck do you want?
Don't you see I'm up here floating like a god?

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Come on. Shit ain't gotta be that complicated.

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Yo, why can't we just have our families on
like we normally do?

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Because, Jimmy, it's the 21 st century.

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Everyone doesn't have
fucking families, okay?

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No more suggestions from you.

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- (CLAPPING) Come on, let's do this.
- Yo, fuck you, man.

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Don't do that. Don't talk down to me like that.

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Are you challenging me?
Are you motherfucking challenging me?

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I'm trying to talk to you like a man, fool.

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Who the fuck you calling a fool, huh? Me?

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You know what? Fuck this shit. I'm out, man.

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I quit this motherfucker. Fuck you.

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- Give me your parking pass.
- Man, fuck you.

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Give me your parking pass right now,
it's for employees only.

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KENNY: God damn it!
JIMMY: Fuck you.

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- I need your parking pass.
- I have never worked with a group of people

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so unprofessional before.

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- In all my years of stage work...
- Kenny, man.

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You know, maybe you should
take some time off, man.

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Work on your marriage and stuff.

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No. Hey, don't fucking get involved
in my personal business, all right?

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Get back in line!
Know your place, Rodney, you little bitch.

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You know what? Fuck you, man.

231
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,322
- I quit.
- Rodney, you can't quit. Come on, man!

232
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,289
This is the Christmas show, man.
What the fuck?

233
00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:47,725
You can't quit on the Christmas show.

234
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,529
- You give me your parking pass.
- Rodney, get back here!

235
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,682
I need your parking pass. Employees only.

236
00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,930
(UPBEAT HOLIDAY MUSIC)

237
00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,769
KENNY: Aw, yeah. You guys are kicking ass
opening up these presents.

238
00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,611
Must be because you're so loose and limber
from that massage, huh?

239
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,366
Little helper, why don't you bring
your little ass on over here

240
00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,926
and bring Shayna another gift, please?
Thank you very much.

241
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:15,921
All right, Shayna.

242
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:19,402
I guarantee you Mom will not get you
anything as fancy as this shit.

243
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:24,240
Woo. Look at that, huh? That's from Tiffany's.

244
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,046
That's the fucking Jazz Age
Glamour Collection.

245
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,849
Look into little helper's video camera

246
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,763
and say, "I love Daddy more than Mommy."

247
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,765
- I love you more than Mom.
- Yeah, that felt real.

248
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,451
Fucking, stop trying to Francois Truffaut
this bullshit, motherfucker.

249
00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,966
You ain't in the DGA.
Just zoom in and shut the fuck up.

250
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,204
Toby, what's up with you, Toby-Tobs?

251
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,084
- You digging that Rolex, huh?
- Yeah.

252
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:45,006
You don't seem too impressed.

253
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,963
That shit was $6,000, son. That's rose gold.

254
00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:52,690
- I was hoping you would find Dakota.
- Dakota?

255
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,402
You said we would have anything we wanted
and that's Dakota.

256
00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:00,167
Y'all are gonna sit here and cry about a wolf
when I got Nobu catering this shit?

257
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,488
Seared ahi tuna, wagyu beef tacos.

258
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,965
I hired a goddamn dwarf.

259
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,925
But why did he leave?

260
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,810
Well... I don't know.
I don't understand the ways of the wolf.

261
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,284
I just... Maybe he had
other cool stuff he had to do, you know?

262
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,407
He couldn't be tied down.

263
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,960
Maybe he's got big dreams.
Maybe he's meant to be a star.

264
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,328
Did he leave 'cause he hated us?

265
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:22,484
Nah, Toby. No. He doesn't hate you.
He loves you guys.

266
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,529
Little helper, you're fucking
freaking my kids out.

267
00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:27,971
Get the fuck out of here. Come on. Go.

268
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,207
Go. Get the fuck out of here.

269
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,084
- (MUTTERING) Merry fucking Christmas.
- Hey!

270
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,925
You want me to crack you in your face?

271
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,320
I'll smash your fucking teeth in.
Merry Christmas, motherfucker.

272
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,085
(HOLIDAY MUSIC)

273
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,651
Children. This way.

274
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,203
Quickly, quickly. Come on. Right this way.

275
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,289
Hey, Kenny. What are you doing here?

276
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,805
Hey, mind your own business, all right?

277
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,610
Don't start any trouble, Kenny. Come on.

278
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,842
Hey! Don't get live with me, Gene.
I know Kenpo.

279
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,006
- Back in your house.
- What is going on out here?

280
00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,889
Kenny! Why are the kids wearing veils?

281
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,645
Because, April, I'm a celebrity.

282
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,722
I'm trying to protect their identity
from the paparazzi.

283
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,288
- Did you guys have fun?
- BOTH: Yeah!

284
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,850
Yeah, you bet your ass they had fun.

285
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,524
I got 'em every single thing
on their Christmas list,

286
00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,449
so good luck finding 'em
something they're gonna like.

287
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,523
- That's so great.
- Yeah. I know it's great.

288
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,967
Toby, would you please
take your sister inside?

289
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,407
I wanna talk to Daddy alone. Thank you.

290
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,488
- Love you guys.
- BOTH: Love you.

291
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:29,566
Here. It's something I found at Marshalls.
It reminded me of, um, you.

292
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,001
Hmm.

293
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:32,681
I didn't get you anything.

294
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,045
I just figured that the whole tradition
of buying each other presents

295
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,248
was flushed down the toilet
like our marriage vows.

296
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,404
You know I hate fighting with you.

297
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,247
Oh, I can imagine.
I wouldn't wanna fight with me either.

298
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,290
I mean, let's see.
I whooped your ass at Christmas,

299
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,084
and I'm whooping your ass in this divorce.

300
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,322
Just admit I beat you
and then I'll come right back.

301
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,084
Why do you wanna come back?

302
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,120
You were miserable.

303
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,130
Maybe this is for the best.

304
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,530
To bet... Just not...

305
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,206
I mean, just not being together?

306
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,767
Yeah, well, I mean,
you're pretty much driving this train, so,

307
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,126
if you're happy in which
the direction the train is traveling.

308
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,602
'Cause I already have said
things about me being happy

309
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,921
so kinda seems like
you're the one who's, you know...

310
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,606
Whatever. I'm not gonna argue
this shit now. It's Christmastime.

311
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,331
Feliz Navidad, April.

312
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,650
Merry Christmas.

313
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,441
(DOOR SHUTS)

314
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,285
- (KEYS CLACKING ON REGISTER)
- KENNY: Fuck.

315
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,040
God damn it.

316
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,770
This place is hemorrhaging cash, Stevie.

317
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,330
I'm going through a divorce right now, man.

318
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,204
I can't afford to be wasting money
on this shit.

319
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:45,126
Just be patient, okay? Give Maria's tits
some time to work their magic.

320
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,971
Only magic trick they're doing is making
my goddamn money disappear.

321
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,491
It's time to cut our losses.

322
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,249
- Girls, ladies, attentions.
- What?

323
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,688
Tits ladies, I am officially
closing Taters 'N' Tits.

324
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,406
Please return your uniforms
to the appropriate offices.

325
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,130
And you won't be getting paid
for today, I'm sorry.

326
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,770
You didn't finish your complete workload.

327
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,650
Kenny, I need this. I am flat broke right now.

328
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:08,162
This is the only chance I have
to give my family a good Christmas,

329
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,130
the only one, so please keep it open. Please!

330
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,481
Man, shut up about this money shit.
Don't blame me 'cause you went

331
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,080
and Frankensteined your whole face
and blew your fucking money

332
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,891
- on Maria's titties.
- I have done everything for you.

333
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,409
I'm broke as shit and you don't even care.
You couldn't care less about me.

334
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,763
You didn't even let me read your screenplay
and I thought I was your best friend.

335
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,763
Oh, don't get your fucking
panties in a bunch, Stevie.

336
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,604
I got lots of friends. So get in line.

337
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,091
You said that this would make us rich.

338
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,282
You said that this would change
our lives for the better

339
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,203
and we just ended up making our lives worse.

340
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,841
Speak for yourself.
I'm completely happy with how my life is.

341
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:41,163
You lost your fucking family!
What are you, a fucking retard?

342
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,129
Are you a fucking clueless idiot?

343
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,362
I should've never listened to you, man.

344
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,284
I used to think you were cool.
I used to think you were a rock star.

345
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,124
- Now look at you.
- Look at me?

346
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,009
Look at you, you look like a fucking monster!

347
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,048
Well, at least I'm not the fucking Grinch!

348
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:58,001
I am at the darkest point in my life
and it's all your fault.

349
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:01,289
And you know what? I quit! Fuck you!

350
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,361
(GRUNTS)

351
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,449
You clean those fixins up right now!

352
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:09,083
You're a big boy. From now on,
you gotta clean up your own fixins.

353
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,001
Let's get outta here.

354
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:14,163
If you leave right now, Stevie, I swear to God,
this is it between me and you.

355
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,561
- Well, suck my dick!
- (PEOPLE GASPING)

356
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,245
What the fuck are you looking at?

357
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,811
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

358
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,690
(HIP-HOP HOLIDAY MUSIC)

359
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:38,966
(CROWD CHEERING)

360
00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:00,729
ANNOUNCER: Aw, yeah. You all know
what it is. It's a Sports Sesh Christmas

361
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,009
with Kenny Powers!

362
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,246
(CHEERING)

363
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,810
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Ho-ho-ho!

364
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,406
Oh, yeah!
Ho-ho-ho-ho!

365
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,806
(HOOTING)

366
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,368
Wonderful job, ladies. Wonderful!

367
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,171
Lot of hot-ass elves
in the house tonight, huh?

368
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,363
Go tuck yourselves in
underneath that Christmas tree, girls.

369
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:24,281
Guess what, kids? I came all the way
from the South-motherfucking-Pole

370
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,721
to teach you all about the spirit of Christmas.

371
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,326
God damn.

372
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,327
- God damn it. Fucking A, Effects.
- (LAUGHTER)

373
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,006
God damn. Feel like I'm in a damn
Head and Shoulders commercial, man.

374
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,326
Kill the fucking snow.

375
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,491
Come on! Cut it off! Shit.

376
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,843
Cheap-ass production design.

377
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,801
Crock of shit.

378
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,287
But then again,

379
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,084
Christmas is pretty much
a crock of shit, is it not?

380
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,207
(SCATTERED LAUGHS)

381
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,329
Buying expensive-ass presents,
trying to outdo each other.

382
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:54,048
You can buy fucking millions
of expensive presents for your kids,

383
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,321
and what will they do?

384
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,085
They'll focus on the one goddamn thing
you didn't get them.

385
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,604
You could be a perfect
husband for years, years.

386
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,002
Doing every fucking thing they ask you
to do and then all of the sudden one day,

387
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,411
your wife wakes up and decides,

388
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,443
"Hey, I don't wanna be
married to this dude anymore

389
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,567
"so I'm gonna divorce him."

390
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,523
And now suddenly you're the bad guy.

391
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,608
That's how it goes. Woo-hoo!

392
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,251
Thank you, Santa Claus,
you fucking dick licker.

393
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,321
(CHATTER)

394
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,084
Oh, you don't want me
to badmouth Christmas?

395
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,328
Well, how about this?
Christmas can suck this dick!

396
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,845
- (BOOS)
- Fuck Christmas!

397
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,720
No, don't boo me.

398
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,810
You guys like Christmas?
You like Christmas that much?

399
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,370
Fuck goddamn Christmas!

400
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,206
- Fucking stupid-ass...
- (BOOING CONTINUES)

401
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,681
(GRUNTING)

402
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,161
Fuck Christmas!

403
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,010
Christmas can suck my dick!

404
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,167
(GRUNTING)

405
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,047
Fuck Christmas!

406
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,850
Ho-ho-fucking-ho!

407
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,003
Do you hear me?
Suck my dick, Christmas! Fuck you!

408
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,481
(GRUNTING)

409
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,524
(SCREAMING, CHATTER)

410
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,242
(SLOW HOLIDAY MUSIC PLAYING)

411
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,281
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

412
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,846
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)

413
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,046
- Ugh, gross.
- (STUTTERING) Stevie's missing.

414
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:22,688
So? Ain't my problem.
That motherfucker quit/was fired.

415
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,521
No, no. He always call. Always.

416
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,485
You know any reason why
he wouldn't come home?

417
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,369
No. No, Kenny. No reason.

418
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,650
You sure? I mean,
I saw the way y'all treated his ass.

419
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,049
None of you guys respected him
or appreciated him

420
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,281
till he started buying y'all shit.

421
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,608
Fucking money-grubbers. (SCOFFS)

422
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,121
All y'all are guilty of it.

423
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,486
I'm scared.

424
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,681
(SIGHS)

425
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,082
Well, don't start crying.
Hold on to your fucking tits.

426
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,286
Let me get my boots.

427
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,322
KENNY: Well, this is the last place
he used his credit card.

428
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,087
- That's his car.
- Yes, it is.

429
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,721
I should warn you,

430
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,485
men only come to these places
to get their fuckey-fuckey on.

431
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:14,440
- Stevie, you inside?
- STEVIE: Go away!

432
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,769
Stevie, don't you fucking sass us.
Open up this door right now.

433
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,125
(STEVIE WHIMPERING)

434
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,531
Very well. Have it your way, Steven.
Fucking... (YELLS)

435
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,410
- Break yourself!
- Stay back!

436
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,449
- Stay back!
- Oh, Jesus Christ.

437
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,404
- He's holding himself hostage.
- I am sorry, Maria.

438
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,961
- Please, Stevie...
- And I'm sorry, Kenny.

439
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,806
- I'm sorry you have to watch this.
- No, Stevie. Don't be sorry, all right?

440
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,962
Just don't show us any
goddamn Faces of Death shit right now.

441
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,168
- No one here wants to see that.
- Stay away.

442
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,208
- Don't do it! Please.
- STEVIE: Why?

443
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,404
- I'm a fucking loser.
- You are my loser. Mine.

444
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,490
I can't even fuck you
unless I'm wearing fancy pants.

445
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,367
My dick. My dick is a little bitch.

446
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,370
- I don't care. You eat my pussy so good.
- (GRUNTS)

447
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,166
Listen to her, man! You eat pussy so good.

448
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,403
I can't even afford to buy
my family Christmas presents.

449
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,720
We don't care about the presents.

450
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,642
All we want is you.

451
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,081
(GRUNTS)

452
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:08,960
Please, Stevie.

453
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,201
I love you.

454
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:18,761
I love you, too.

455
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:23,886
What am I doing?

456
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,445
This is stupid.

457
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,923
I can't kill myself because
I can't get my kids Christmas gifts.

458
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,890
That's not the meaning of Christmas.

459
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,440
No, motherfucker.
This isn't what Christmas is about.

460
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,569
- This is not the real meaning of Christmas.
- KENNY: No, fuck no, it's not.

461
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,641
The real meaning of...

462
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:39,687
(GUNSHOT)

463
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:40,886
(ALL SCREAMING)

464
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,404
KENNY: Holy shit!
He blew his fucking chin off!

465
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,124
- (SCREAMING CONTINUES)
- Stevie!

466
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,731
Maria! Get me a fucking towel.
Something to stop the bleeding.

467
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,486
Stevie, remain calm. Don't move.
Don't raise your blood pressure.

468
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,921
I'm losing blood! I'm losing a lot of blood!

469
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,765
You're gonna be okay, man.
You just blew your stupid fucking chin off.

470
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:02,483
Kenny, you said I wasn't a good enough
friend to read your screenplay.

471
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,484
I'm sorry, Stevie. I've been saying
a whole lot of stuff lately that I don't mean.

472
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,325
- You are a good friend.
- Am I a better friend than Shane?

473
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,365
You are a good friend, Stevie.

474
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,767
- Better than Shane?
- Maria, hurry up!

475
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,202
Save your energy, all right?
You're losing a lot of blood.

476
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,725
- I got chin. I got chin!
- You got chin. Oh!

477
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,086
She got your chin, bud.

478
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,810
- Okay.
- Does it fit?

479
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,525
- Sí.
- Do I look good?

480
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,001
Yeah, you look great.

481
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,570
- Do I look good?
- You look great.

482
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,449
STEVIE: I'm sorry I'm crazy.

483
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,244
- I love you.
- I love you.

484
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,409
- I love you.
- I love you.

485
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,481
Shh. Shh.

486
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,330
I love you.

487
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,846
Silent night

488
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,163
Holy night

489
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,686
All is calm

490
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,721
All is bright

491
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,689
Round yon virgins

492
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:58,805
- (CROWD STOPS SINGING)
- Mothers and childs

493
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,201
(HUMS)

494
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,483
Good evening, Cassie and Dustin.
Does the invitation still stand?

495
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,405
Of course it does.
We're really happy to see you

496
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,050
but do you want me
to call you an ambulance?

497
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,804
No, no, no. No special treatment.

498
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,123
I just wanna carol with all you normal people.

499
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,524
Silent night

500
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,641
Little faster maybe.

501
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,724
Okay, you're spooking the neighbors.
Let's get you inside.

502
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,041
I'm spooking them?

503
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,805
It's all right, everyone. This isn't my blood.
It's someone else's.

504
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,161
Come on, Kenny. Come on.

505
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,560
KENNY: Thank you, Dustin.

506
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,968
You know I don't like
you seeing this weak side of me.

507
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,442
I know you look up to me
even though I'm your younger brother.

508
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,884
Truth be told, I look up
to you sometimes, too.

509
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,447
Just a normal, not famous,
boring-ass family man.

510
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,404
And everybody's cool with it.
Nobody expects anything more.

511
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,884
It's like they love you for being nothing.

512
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,484
You're very lucky not to be respected.

513
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,762
Thanks, I think.

514
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:07,962
I'm sorry I haven't been
such a good brother lately.

515
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,762
Just that when I thought you died it was...

516
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,284
It was like a piece of me died, too.

517
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,285
I didn't know you were sad, too.

518
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,129
Of course I was, Kenny. You're family.

519
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,611
Everybody needs family.

520
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,010
Not people in the entertainment industry.

521
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,284
Everybody needs family.

522
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,365
When the chips are down,
family's there for you.

523
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,366
Whether you deserve it or not.

524
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,730
Well, you better get some sleep.
Tomorrow's Christmas.

525
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,647
- Dustin?
- Yeah.

526
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,646
Does this mean we're brothers again?

527
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:48,646
Merry Christmas, brother.

528
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,441
Good night, brother.

529
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,326
(SOFT HOLIDAY MUSIC)

530
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,640
Dakota!

531
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,881
Dakota!

532
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,970
What the hell's he doing?

533
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,920
CASSIE: I heard some reindeer!
Did you leave him some cookies?

534
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,644
Honey, can you put some coffee on?

535
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,364
Okay?

536
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,286
Oh, shit.

537
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,569
You're awake. Sorry.

538
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,166
Dustin, who is that?

539
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,362
I think Uncle Kenny gave him to us.

540
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,889
KENNY: Fame, fortune, power, titties.

541
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,885
People say these are the most
crucial things in life.

542
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,600
I'm sorry I couldn't
get you any gifts this year.

543
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:49,210
So I wrote down on these slips of paper
all the wonderful things I'd get you

544
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,490
if we had the money.

545
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:54,961
(DOORBELL RINGS)

546
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,646
KENNY: But you can have a pocket full of gold
and it doesn't mean shit

547
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,603
if you don't have someone
to share that gold with.

548
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,406
(GASPS)

549
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,082
Kids, it's Christmas!

550
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,401
(GASPS)

551
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,360
(KENNY JANOWSKI SPEAKING)

552
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,165
Kenny Claus.

553
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,170
KENNY: Seems simple.
Yet it's an important lesson to learn.

554
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,561
(WHISTLES)

555
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,241
(SNIFFS)

556
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,721
(WHISTLES)

557
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,561
(GROWLING)

558
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,921
(SNARLS)

559
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,126
- Look. Toby, what did you get?
- This!

560
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,527
(DOORBELL RINGS)

561
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,011
A Playmobil?

562
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,971
KENNY: Even lone wolves
run in packs sometimes.

563
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,041
(WHINING)

564
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,171
Guys, come here. Come look.

565
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,127
Come see!

566
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,047
- Look who it is!
- Dakota!

567
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:16,361
- Hi, Dakota.
- Hi, Dakota.

568
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,607
(EXCITED CHATTER)

569
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,124
APRIL: Merry Christmas, Dakota.
This is so fun.

570
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,125
(ROCK HOLIDAY MUSIC)